Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

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>3 memes early

>>145673949
Why is pugna such a lewd loli?

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COLD
SCALY
PUSSY

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Condolences dotards. You had a good run.

>>145671795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuFdSjxJ8k

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Is tonight the night?

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How can I improve my gpm and xpm?

also post your stats this patch

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remember to max press the attack

BIG

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NICE GAME DOTARDS

OVERWATCH > DOTKA POO

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Awoo~ for Matumbaman this weekend!

>>145674116
I'm going to assume you're going to post this ever thread until you get a reply, so take mine.

damn Lycan


http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465677848256.webm

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

dota should be described as an RPG not as RTS

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

/d2g/ what is better?

>run
>curse the road

>>145674241
farm fast

>>145675207
Run, are you stupid?

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Looks like Ineska got V1lat a little slav

>>145675308
never speak to me or my cheeki breeki ever again

>>145675207
obviously run

>>145674660
tfw your relationships with girls are worse than dogs

>>145675207
run you fucking 2k shitter

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Does anyone on eu wanna play? Some normals or customs or bots or anything

>>145675468
sure

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>>145675468
post dotabuff

>>145674660
did they fug?

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MMMM YEAH EAT THAT

this is the second one I've ever gotten

>>145675207
>my legs are ooga but the road is booga
Every time.

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>>145675468
Post Steam qt

Where do you guys friends Dota friends?

>>145675468
207425428 dota2 friend id

>>145675742
I don't

>>145675856
NOT
DOTA
RELATED
E
L
A
T
E
D

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>>145675696
that anime girl is really hot

4chan has finally beaten me

>>145675553
>>145675589
>>145675696
>>145675780
Well add me then if you wanna play

>tfw 1k mmr
>tfw don't enjoy playing carries so I can't grind out of here

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r8 my desktop guys

>>145675856
first you need to acquire a gf

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What did he mean by this?

>>145675553
>>145675589
>>145675696
>>145675780
Oops, i forgot to post my steam, here
http://steamcommunity.com/id/7656119801906713/

>>145675943
play impact supports like Tidehunter, etc.
Any retard carry can hit enemies if they're stunned forever.

t. someone who climbed to 2k

Threadly reminder that despite being a few years old and apart from a few outdated points, this video's criticism is still on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ouNlfLPjs

>>145676010
get out dirty redditor

>>145675895
But my gf gets really sweaty whenever she plays dota and I get hard from smelling her at a distance so I want to know how lewd they smaell up close.

>>145676010
JO DOES IT AGAIN

>>145676010
LoL

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if youre matched against me when im playing terrorblade, you best believe

youre gonna get pulverized

>>145676047
(You)

>>145676010
me ooga
team booga

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What went wrong?

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Get rid of shitposts with this one trick shitposters don't want you to know!
http://pastebin.com/rvj1L23j

>you pick carry
>your support if you ever get one steals last hits, pushes the lane and never pulls
>you pick support
>your carry is an absolute retard who can't last hit for shit and first picked phantom assassin playing her for the first time

I hate how you can only pick an offlaner or mid in pubs, but you still have to rely on the other 4 not being russian-tier retarded.

Also why is treant a fucking blast to play ? I almost have as fun as if I was playing a non-support hero only if your carry is not russian

>>145676373
Dota is the best custom game.

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my cuckolding girlfriend

>>145676373
>Valve listen to reddit
>end up wasting a lot of time and money
wow who coulda thunk

someone post sheever sextape

>>145676424
>tfw my shitpost has never been on this list
Flattered desu

>>145676453
Just pick a character like NP or Brood and just play a PVE pushing game, ignore your team and win solo.

It's how I climbed from 500mmr to 5000

>>145676424
Or you could just go to reddit.

>>145676373
There's something wrong with it? Aren't there thousands of people playing custom modes at every given time?

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Come Home White Man

>>145676453
if you're not good enough to win games at that skill level, you belong there
hard truth

>>145676679
>e + rmb
>kill
Which champ am I talking about?

>>145676373
There's a couple of ways to look at it. On one hand, customs are much harder to make than in WC3, so there's less of them, but on the other hand, there's really ambitious stuff being worked on (like the WC3 remake), so what comes out should be on the level of the best stuff the WC3 customs scene had to offer, or better.

Also I'd like Valve to remake Ability Draft and All Random Deathmatch as custom game modes because they fit there better, and make more game modes in general. Maybe they should find ways to give small rewards for playing customs, too.

>>145676679
Only have to post this 10 more times and you'll earn a WHOLE penny!

>>145676782
he got nerfed senpai

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LOW PRIO IS SO FUCKING SHIT, I'M NOT PLAYING DOTA UNTIL OCTOBER AFTER I'M OUT.

>>145676782
All of the non-supports? I haven't played overwatch

>>145676736
I can't win a game just with my own skill, especially with a support. If the whole team is raging retarded, and I'm only decent at best, then I cannot win

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>>145674660
that's a big dog

>>145676931
4u

LoL - 225k
CS:GO - 100k
HeartStone - 76k
Dota 2 - 41k
WoW - 35k
Dead by Daylight - 30k
Overwatch - 30k

Man things went back to normal fast

Overwatch couldn't even stay on top for more than a month

>>145676898
>I can't win a game just with my own skil
Which is why you're at that skill level you dunce.

>>145674115
i need more

>>145676898
if you were more skilled and had more game-winning impact than those players that you call retarded (regardless of your or their role), then you would win more and eventually not get matched with them at all
you are in those games for a reason

worry about your own play, look at what YOU can do to win

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>>145677097
DELETE THIS

>>145676373
If they gave us the ability to create new items and heroes for custom games I'd be happy. I've got a lot of hero ideas I'd like to implement. I could do it now but I would have to remove existing heroes which isn't what I want.

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dotards?

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>>145677097
thats cos lorik isn't streaming it lmao

>>145676857
The system is clearly working

>>145677470
>le popular steamers viewership matters
those views only go where the steamer goes try again ;)

and no the same can't be said about singshit he gets horrible viewership when he ain't doing dota 2

>>145677847
I know I just wanted post the fat pussy.

But seriously though he gets a lot more viewers when overwatching than other shit

>>145677439
source: Activision :^)

12 million people still play calla dooty lmao ur dead game can't even surpass that

Do you sometimes get tired of playing with your shitter friends?

>>145677976
>source: Activision :^)

And? We're supposed to believe Valves numbers about 13 million players this month?

Stop deluding yourself retard Overwach just came out, it'll probably have 15 million by next month or two.

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>Go mid with Jakiro
>Ward to have some highground vision
>Hit level 5

>>145677976
>buy to play

They already won when 10 million people decided to spend 40$+ on it not counting cosmetics

https://yasp.co/players/41472843

how do i git gud

>play with LoLfags stack
>none of them has tp
>tell them to buy it multiple times
>instead of buying tp they report me
You think you want LoL to die but you don't want to. And overwatch is a blessing to magnetize retards like LoL and keep dota clean.

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Why haven't you found a girlfriend yet, /d2g/?

>>145678279
I don't leave my room I'm fat and only 5k

>>145678279
who's that scorching fellow?

>>145678279
>Zero socializing skills to even talk with women, even less if I haven't met them
>Don't know what to ask
>If I bring up my tastes at some point in the conversation, she'll get up and leave

I may as well just decide to perform some genetic mutation on myself to become an asexual organism.

hey anon can you post that one image please.

When is APEM going to get added?

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>>145678682

>>145678138
Valve's numbers are significantly more believable, least of all because they're not only shown when they look good.

Hey faggots, can you post your keyboard settings so I can copy? This QWER thing makes me unable to use unity groups

>>145678732
who's that?

>>145678279
Because I want a cute trap doturd bf :3

>>145678807
IceFrog

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>>145677194

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>>145678682
This one?

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>>145678279
I suffer from major social anxiety since my last gf broke up with me so I barely leave my house.

>>145678762
wtf is a unity group?
>Q,W,E,R,D,F
>V, Mouse 4, X, Space, 4, c

>>145678895
When did Red become a furfag?

>>145678948
You know, your summons group, like bear, wolfs, illusions

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>>145678682

>>145678746
>>145678138
not to mention 3rd party steam stats sites

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>>145678837

>>145679014
all doters are best girl

>>145678837
>being a faggot

lmao tb h

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>4.5k avg mmr game
>luna levels eclipse at 6 and first level of lucent beam at 8

Explain this Dotards.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2440889377

>>145679041
>control groups?
I use 1,2,3 like everyone else.

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>>145678682

>>145679159
>no broodmother getting sexed
yeah nice try

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>>145679014
there's literally nothing wrong with furries

>>145679238
What about your inventory?

>>145679335
dragons don't even have fur though...

>>145679396
certain sub-species can

t. dragon researcher

>>145679281
Broodmother does the sexing though you dunce.

>>145679359
see
>>145678948

>>145679335
>>145678895
>>145674115
>>145679159
>fur faggotry
>>>/b/

>>145679515
>be female
>impregnate others
Valve fucked up
>>145679550
All Dota 2 related

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lolbabby here, how do I play invoker?

>>145679281
I often forget that hero exists

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>It is a 'sit and wait for enemy team's carry to make one mistake and go pick a free win' rerun

Why is it so popular though?

>>145679680
why don't you go into the demo mode with him and figure it out yourself

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>player in your team has a sports team logo/shirt as profile pic
>dodge

>>145679680
carefully

>>145679680
Just practice in demo mode till you get a couple of combos down, other then that he plays like a normal hero.

>>145678762
>>145679041
control groups 1234567890
items zxcvg spacebar
skills qwerdf

select hero f1 (ends up bound to 1)
select all other units f2 (ends up bound to 2, 3, 4... depending on # of units)
select courier f3 (tried to switch this with f4, but muscle memory is too strong)
select all units f4 (ends up bound to 3, 4, or 5... depending on how many groups are used for units)

I end up binding everything to control groups, but it's good to have those on f1-f4 so I can quickly select them before they're bound to a group

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>>145679803
>enemy team has more anime profile pics than your team
>dodge

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>>145679550
you're missing out desu

>>145679906
I want to touch her fluffy tail.

stop posting lewd i'll get fired :(

how do i make a key select all other units except my hero

>>145679790
>>145679841
>demo mode

Come on don't tease the poor guy

>people not using 1,2,3,x,c,mouse5 for inventory and 4,5,T for control group


Disgusting.

>>145679680
Demo mode, alternatively:
www.invokergame.com/

>>145680137
try looking in the options menu

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>>145680062
DON'T OPEN THIS

>try to fuck Venge
>she swaps genitals with you
>fucks her own pussy with your dick and impregnates you
This is my fetish dotards

>>145680165
I don't play microheroes, I don't need them

>>145680165
need more than 3 control groups on some heroes imo

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>>145678682

>>145675589
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/82406707

>>145680291
Is a microhero like a microaggression?

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>>145680015
me too

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>>145680062

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are we hype?

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I don't even understand why people report me. I don't flame or shitpost with 'gg wp' spam

and that abandon was because of based valve servers

>>145680548
I don't give a fuck about casters as long as Kaci is at the main event

>>145680592
It's because you are bad. I all chat every game and only get like 1 or 2 a week.

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>you literally could have a hot gf if you put all your dota time into something constructive
dotards?

>>145680548
Oh look another BTS invites all their butt buddies for free monies :^)

Sheever being the anal queen of course.

>>145680548
Jesus no how awful
At least we got OD/Dad I guess and charlie on the panel.
Hopefully sheever will save the show by being unintentionally lewd.

How the fuck do you Skywrath mid?

Is it even possible? This nigger can't farm and I can't seem to find that 1 or 2 items that enable his solo kill. Seems like only blink hex or shadowblade hex would wok, but hex is super expensive and has such a shitty buildup that idk if it's viable at all

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>>145680548
page 2

>>145680548
No ass, no interest.

The only good thing about this is the lack of Redeye

>>145680592
post dotabuff

>>145680673
That might be it.

>>145680725
How are long-timers like Tobi and Lumi not right at the top of the list?

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DOTARDS???

>>145680548
>>145680725
>no yames

dropped

what happened to the EU hub....

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>>145680725

LMAO LLAMA STOLE BLITZ'S JOB

BLITZ OFFICIALLY SHUNNED FROM CASTING

PROBABLY SAID ONE TO MANY GULAGIAN PHRASES NEAR THE SJW

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>>145680679
>tfw no dota gf

>>145674387
Shit, got me there

>>145680548
>NAHAZ
HAHAAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>145678837
WIll you be my gf?

>>145680846
i usually defend dota but this is where i draw the line
game is dead

>>145680725
>inviting a baby

Oh boy can't wait for this faggot to try to force his kid on screen for muh lol cute baby points. Kill yourself and your kid

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Shitters who pick this fucking hero.

>NEVER level stun
>NEVER join teamfights
>NEVER even fucking push
>Just afk farm

Can we just fucking remove this shit hero already? Nobody likes him and nobody likes to play him.

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Well?

>>145679335
SOURCE PLEASE

>>145680946
look on page 2
llama is coming
so is anee "a solid 8 out of 10" droid

>>145680490
I wonder what its like being an attention whoring woman

>>145680725
>Seve "MRP" Bisogni

???
?
?
?

LITERLALY
FUCKIGN
WHO

???
??
?

>no 2gd at the ti hub
just epic dotards

>>145680725
Have there been doggies before and I just missed them?

>that alch who just farms all game and never fights with his superior gpm
>we lose
I hate this community so much.

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post more lewds

>>145680165
Alt + QWEASD item hotkey master race.

>>145681279
Is this the one where Lycan wolf is taking her from behind?

Russian streams are god-tier

>>>/wsg/1123622

>>145681162
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/post/143495984953

>>145681351
yes

>>145681279
I don't get it, there are so many potentially hot dota heros...

Why her?

>>145680725
Based Grant making it into the big leagues
Can't wait till he's on the analyst desk at TI this year.

>>145681431
SOPPING WET DOE CUNT

>>145680725
>>145680548
>slacks
>nahaz
>sheever
>zyori
>blaze
>luminoush
>fat and a jew
>irish who
>token female 2
>token female 3
>faggot
>fucking maut
>2 fags
>lmao so quirky x3

Could this year pannel be any fucking worse holy shit

Post a Hero you are 60% or higher Winrate with! DO IT NOW!

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>>145680548
my dick

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>>145681431
cuz she a cute!
>>145681592

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>>145680183
thanks dude

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>LITERAL WHOS AND WHORES BUT NO BLITZ
WHY

>>145681632
fuck... mines SpiritBreaker. love the new scaling buff on his Bash.

>>145681701
>>145681592
degeneracy does NOT belong in /d2g/

TOBI WILL CARRY THIS SHIT HE ALWAYS DOES EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN

>>145681225
This is the shitty NA knockoff, what do you expect?

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>>145681410
Bless you

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>>145680846
>>145681165
>so is anee "a solid 8 out of 10" droid

8.5* :^)

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>>145681868

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>our boy Grant got invited
God I hope he triggers Llama and the other whale so hard

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>>145681798
Maybe it's you who doesn't belong here buddy

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>>145681632

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2GD'S ***REBEL HUB*** WHEN

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>>145681868

How did Lumi get into such events again? He hasn't been right in the head for something like 3 years. But perhaps they want his casts for comedic value.

Whoever is posting all the lewd pictures God bless you my friend.

>>145682002
source for this?

>>145682063
LD probably feels bad for him and still feels indebted to him. Without Lumi, LD wouldn't be where he is.

Lumi even had a falling out with his long time friend nebula because he chose LD over him to cocast the TI2 grand finals.

>>145682191
That's Lanaya, the Templar Assassin.

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>Silencer
>* Agility increased from 16 to 22

What did he mean by this?

>>145681997
Grant is not "our guy" fuck off with that racist piece of shit.

>>145681410
>http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/post/143495984953
I can't find the ench pic

>>145682259
That you should fucking farm his ass off with stats+glaives build

>>145682250
yeah the image
dotards are so dumb

>>145682360
That's Lanaya having fun with a horse

hint: they are in Russia

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>>145682262

>>145682396
thanks that helped not at all

>>145682262
t. llamadownunder's mentally ill """girlfriend"""

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>>145680846
>>145681868

These are her feet.

>>145681868
but she looks decent in the pic shown on the BTS site

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>>145681868
>'solid' 8.5

>>145682685
ty, saved to my anneedroid folder :^)

>>145682302
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut/comments/3yqay3

>>145682191
http://the-lonesome-toad.tumblr.com/post/144321293013

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>>145682685
>water bottle

>>145682685
I want to feed her peanut-butter ice cream while she gives me a handy!

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>>145681868
I kinda want to know what her butt smells like desu

>>145682792
Why is there no pic of that axe crying laugh thing that valve added with the latest emote set

Can anyone tell me how in the bloody hell is Le Passive Terrasque Fish balanced?

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2440924335

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>>145682721
This was like 2 years ago. She's lost alot of weight.

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>>145682685

I think this might be a man tbqhwyfp

>>145683197
wew would fuck tbqhwyfamilia

How do you decide when to wager and how much?

Is it just like the in the bag stuff ?

>Zyori back
>Rumi back
>Blaze tier 5 caster
>Shane aka why am i here irishman
>MRP literal who? like seriously i have never heard of this guy
>Kotl still looking for Connor
>2 token females
>Ryuu boor ass
>some shitskin literal who from the previous euhubs
Shaping up to be the worst one yet.

>>145683092
Because you had ONE (1) hero who could lock him down and you let him die a lot.
Why didn't the tinker have a hex?

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>>145683381
I only bet tokens when I'm confident enough with the draft I'm playing with or if I'm playing with friends.

Otherwise I never bet tokens.

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Would you lick her dirty feet?

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>>145683974
at least post the webm

>all these ugly dykes suddenly casting
I'm sorry I ever criticized Sheever I take it all back she was fine just keep things the way they were ;_;

Due to the constant shitposting on the thread me and a number of fellow members of this general have decided to create a Discord server for our community.

Come and join the OFFICIAL /d2g/ discord!

https://discordapp.com/invite/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm

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>Aui to Secret

Dotards?

>>145684295
JUST: the team

>>145684295
better than Bulba thouhg

>>145683974
>>145684090

Cute

>>145682685
Not cute also a man >>145683228

>>145684295
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

AH
AHA
HA
HA
HA


MY FUCKIGN SIDES

I CANT EVNE

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Reminder that ESL One Frankfurt broadcasting starts in about 12,5 hours.

Sleep accordingly, NEET friends

>>145683092
Isn't.

Slark's the new Storm Spirit of pubs. The only thing you can do is pick his counter.

>>145684573
The thing is storm spirit didn't have a real counter.
Slark does.

>>145684295
Well, I'm glad he's alive.

>>145684295
he IS a ti5 winning support after all

Wait so is Bulba not playing on the active roster or is Aui just a coach?

>There are no pro UK players.

Why is this?

>wake up
>no 6.89

save me from this hell

>>145685356
what about beesa

>>145685356
Uh, you do realize that Beesa has been destroying the entire NA scene aside from DC/CoL recently, right?

>>145685463
which team was he on at manila

>>145685463
lmao get put in place Amerilards

Britain > muh freedoms

>>145685443
>>145685463
Beating up anyone in the NA scene isn't an achievement lmao

Theres a reason why only EG was considerd the only good NA team for a good while

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>wake up
>no patch

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2440883877
What went wrong? I was the zeus

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>>145683197
Pathetic.

>guy picks pugna
>"can i mid ty"
>shitter picks qop out of no where
>"no"
>dual lane mid
>enemy support lion has more farm than both of them
>lose
Do people unironically care about play mid this much or did I get memed on? Are there actually people that would rather lose than play any other role apart from their oh so precious mid and carry?

>>145685706
And you're not getting one until the brink of despair after the 2-3 month post-TI depression period kicks in.

>>145684474
>hating on based autism_our_boy_5000000

FAGGOT

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>>145680548
>>145680725
Well, there are some cool guys there but I'll probably end up muting the stream half of the time because of these new dykes etc.

PLEASE DON'T LET THEM CAST IMPORTANT GAMES IN THE MAIN STREAM

>>145685728
I want to flop by half hard chode on top of her face and watch her breathe in my scent with that big jew nose.

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>>145680725
I would hit that Llama pussy any day famiglia

is troll back

>prizepool just passed 12 million
>no one even talking about it

UMM HELLO?

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>>145685728

>>145686079
Nobody fucking cares. TI is still far away, the pricepool will keep rising until it starts. WOW WE REACHED 13 MILLION LIKE NOBODY EXPECTED IT TO HAPPEN

Shut the fuck up

>>145686079
Tell me when it reaches 20m

>>145686079
this game is fucking dead, dude. move on.

>>145685759
people see themselves as above everyone and want to play mid, not realising their cancerous attitude is something that is holding them back. another problem is that at least in mid if you snowball and your team is bad you have a small shot at winning, whereas if you are playing support and your carry can't lasthit, you're fucked because you can't impact the game as meaningfully as a player who genuinely cannot play can do, and people tend to tilt about this so even if they had a chance of winning it goes out the window

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>>145680725

Reminder

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>we’ve recently taken action against one or more players you’ve previously reported for bad conduct..

>>145685708
>not even one bkb

>>145686079
Why the hell should I care? There aren't even stretch goals and it will surpass that buy another 6 million or so.

>>145686120
top kek she got BTFOd hard

Same as when people do qop cosplays and don't have the skin color right, then its just a shit tier cosplay

>>145685759
>gg mid no gang report

those are the games you very likely CANNOT win

therefore, no matter what hero you picked, you should immediately lose any hope of playing well / winning, because that will only lead to rage and anger.

do your own thing, use the opportunity to test things in jungle for example, anything, and think of the next game.

those people do not deserve their team mates to do their best, treat it as a bot game.

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>>145677439
>>145676679
condolences, shills

>>145686446
Based males have been dominating the cosplay hard lately. Females on suicide watch.

>>145686316
>>>reddit

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>>145681701
>tfw my friend only plays Enchantress (over 70 matches) and everytime I think of her I masturbate furiously to WET DOE CUNT
>tfw I will never fuck her while she is cosplaying as Enchantress

>>145686540
Good

i have 12 commends what do i do with them

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>nearly 5kmmr
>still being matched with retards who put multiple points into centaur's return or ck crit before maxing out other abilities
>lunas that don't max beams first, even when getting their ultimate
>necros that max their aura first

What the fuck is this? Are there that many people having others boost their accounts or something?

>>145686678
You can convert them to reddit gold

Does anyone here like Dota 2?

>>145686713
stop stacking with retards nyter

>>145686606
Ask her to do the voice and read her voice lines for fun, but secretly record it and use it for fap material later.

>>145686713
these people lose all their reasoning when they see what a cute semen demon you are and lose their ability to play

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>>145686775
But I don't stack with anyone.

>>145686774
No
Now Overwatch on the other hand. That's a real video game with a fun and competitive atmosphere

>>145686713
>Maxing Heartstopper first
lmao enjoy pushing mid all the time

>>145686713
>2016
>d2g still thinks they can escape the retards

>>145686774
LOL

>>145686898
stack with me :3

>>145686774
I do.

>>145686774
I do, but I am Peruvian

>>145686713
Jesus i feel you, i get thoose kind of games from time to time and its fucking suffering as shit, you cant have a normal game like that

anyone have that ayesee copy pasta i can't find it

>>145687083
>>145686713
It's le epic matchmaking where everyone is happy, i had people refusing to buy tps after a streak of wins. They had free slots and we were against n prophet.

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>play dota
>peruvian instalocks carry
>autistic role playing homosexual westerner instalocks jungle carry midas

every

fucking

game

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>Riki and Bounty Hunter are not picked
Time to jungle

>>145686774
i do but i like anime too

>>145684295
>>145684295
Insiderbro here

Aui is a second coach he's not on the team

>>145687510
when is the LC comic coming out?

is there a better feel than seeing the enemy shitters get fucked after you used your spells and they still tunnel vision you while ur team pounds their face in?

>>145687434
>your team loses lanes 4v5
>get surprised when your team dies a lot
>call them noobs because you obviously did your job of attacking npc animals perfectly

>>145686713
sorry anon that necro was probably me. I max heart stopper sometimes because I feel like it. Then proceed to do nothing for the first 30 minutes and require my team to carry me.

>>145687637
>t. 2k shitter

>>145675207
I love this line so much and I every time I hear it I want to play Clinkz but every time I do I get fucking destroyed; wat do /d2g/?

Who the actual fuck is Annedroid?

>>145687637
people do 5man lanes in your bracket?

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>>145680725
>>145686314
>>145686120
>>145685728
these dumb fucking CUNTS need to get stuffed with a big black cock right the fuck now
its your passion dressing like a fucking preschool carneval kid? your poorfag costume sucks and you have an ugly dyke face CUNT
how many dicks did these CUNTS have to suck to get that gig anyway, human garbage

>>145687942
why does sing dress like a fag always?

>>145688167
That's just how manlets look m8

>>145687761
>>t. 2k shitter
>t. 3k shitter

>>145688167
>hurr why isn't he wearing a tshirt and cargo shorts

americans everyone

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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

MEME IT INTO BEING

>>145688243
>>>t. 2k shitter
>>t. 3k shitter
>t. 4k shitter

>>145687863
>pick clinkz
>get 30 kills
>still lose because you spent too much time spookywalking around enemy jungle and not enough time taking objectives

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Sing is bald now.
That's why he wasn't streaming with cam.

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What was his name again?

>>145688381
>>>>t. 2k shitter
>>>t. 3k shitter
>>t. 4k shitter
>t. 5k shitter

After over 1,5 Years im in LPQ... haha fuck this Report System... and im muted even i didnt talked in any game

>>145688524

Sneakers

>>145688557
I like low pri tbqhwyf