/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Sounds like somebody is mad because bad.

Hail our Tron overlords.

Fuck the fib

Can I change my company name/redecorate after already setting it all up once?

>>145299454
Yes

So I have a couple of questions. If I have the money for an office, but not a warehouse, it is a good idea to purchase the office while I earn the dosh for the first warehouse? Is banging your assistant worth it? Does she do the lewd stuff like hand holding and kissing on the lips?

>maximum amount of delivery vehicles is 3 whether you're selling 30 crates or 100

what the fuck

and i've been using a medium warehouse like a chump because i didn't think bigger sales were soloable

>>145300318
Wait... you mean that you only have to deal with three delivery vehicles if you want to sell 100 crates in one go?

>>145300548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONeAO_wEVc

yes

difficulty increases proportionally to how many crates you're selling but the amount of delivery vehicles never exceeds three

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>>145299005
>There are people in GTAG who don't own this car

Buying it should be mandatory

>>145301240
Killing weebs should be mandatory.

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>>145301086

>>145301240
just sold it so I can afford the prototipo next week

>>145301654
>Buying a hot wheels super

>>145301701
how about "okay anon I don't agree but I respect the fact that everyone makes different choices, and that's what makes the world a beautiful place"

>>145299454
yeah

be warned though changing your company's name costs $250k

>>145302078
You literally coudlve sold any other car than that one.

>>145302078
>Buying a hot wheels super

>>145302208
it's not the only one i sold to get to 2,7mil.

I sold lots of other cars that also serve no purpose whatsoever.

Does the money on the office floor reflect our bank accounts or total earnings?

>>145302753
bank account.

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>>145302753
Profits made from selling cargo.

is it worth to get one of these external menus for 15 bucks a month or should I wait for menyoo to get fixed?

>>145302870
You should kill yourself

>>145302870
>paying to cheat
>paying a monthly fee to cheat
do what >>145302926 said

can the upgraded banshee still double-clutch really well, or does it lose that ability in the upgrade by becoming awd or something

>>145302870
how easy is it to get banned?

>>145302870
>paying monthly to cheat
whew

>>145302926
No need to be mean, I've only ever played GTA because it's a good canvas for modding. When MTA:SA was released it was like GMOD for GTA. It's not like im one of those people that will use it to just blow up the entire lobby, I just use it in private lobbies with friends to have fun.
>>145303268
>>145303659
It's pocket change, some people like watching netflix I like modding, I'm willing to pay the people that make the mods.
>>145303419
I've heard it's more safe than internal menus but more limit but I've now idea how more limited or where to find these external menus ive only heard someone from gtag say they use it

>>145303735
youre not modding though, youre paying someone else to cheat and get banned kiddo

>>145303735
this better be bait

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Has anyone broke even on their CEO investments yet?

Do warehouse sizes/number owned matter? Currently got a small one and am thinking on spending it on a medium.

>>145304983
I have by teleporting

>>145303735
The External Menu only has stuff like Triggerbot, Godmode, Unlimited Ammo, Rapid Fire and Teleportation
The Griefing 101 Cheats

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>>145305193
>cheats in order to accomplish objectives to make money instead of just glitching money

>>145305257
is there any external menu with mods that arent just for griefing?

>>145305382
No, heck, most of the internal Menus are for griefing
Jordans, Infamous, Force are all menus that put Griefing first and fun stuff second

>>145305361
whats the latest glitch

>>145305361
What money gitch?

IGN: Social Club Blivia

Looking for invite to GTAG

>>145305934
sorry rejected, were not accepting new players atm.

>>145305934
IGN: Blivia*

>>145306074
Then I can't play with my friend who is going into a crew only game. =<

OK, so if a full warehouse is 111 crates, then that 666,000 dollars to purchase those crates, and that's assuming NOTHING goes wrong during the course of 37 deliveries. With at least 2/3rds of a million dollars just to get to the point where you sell for less than 2 million. So really you're only making a little more than 1 million dollars for every 37 fucking fetch quests.

Considering some of you idiots spent like 10-30 million on this update, enjoy your 370-1000 fetch quests just to make your money back.

>>145306229
reeee normie

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>>145306229

>>145306239
>370-1000
Nice maths there, 2.2m for a full warehouse with a 666k investment makes it 1.5m profit, or 41k per collection job. So less than 100 deliveries to break even if you went for the cheaper office/warehouses

Social Club: Higgus

Looking for an invite to /gtag/

>>145306825
sent ;)

>>145306894
thanks babe

>>145306736
You're assuming every delivery goes well, and while a number like 2.2 mil does lower the number a bit, I specifically stated that those figures were for the people ITT who claimed to have spent 10-30 mill on the new update. That's still going to take at least 500-700 deliveries to fill. That's a really, really long fucking time.

>>145307054
The people claiming having spent 10-30m wouldnt have spent it only on the CEO stuff.

And I'd say the CEO stuff isn't really about making money at all but just a fun PvP thing to do, as there's much better (but more grindy) things to do to make more money faster.

Although they definnitely made it look like it was for making money in trailers so I get the confusion.

I don't regret my purchase though since I get

>gun storage
>all personal vehicles in one place without having to bother with the mechanic
>"free" snacks
>fun gamemode to do in freeroam without a billion loading screens

>>145307054
the only way you could possibly spend 30 million on this update is if you bought every single thing

>>145307054
>implying the money I spent was even mine
Skiddybux a best
I have only profit to make

>>145307453
>And I'd say the CEO stuff isn't really about making money at all but just a fun PvP thing to do, as there's much better (but more grindy) things to do to make more money faster.

i think a lot of people overlook this

sure buying and selling cargo isn't the most efficient way to make money but there's some degree of variety and randomness to it and doesn't entail doing the exact same thing every single time, so it's a good deal more entertaining than grinding pacstan or vip work

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this shit rolls over on the smallest corners

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Its been a year and this bug is still here.

>>145307979
>bug
It only happens when your internet connection craps out.

>>145308031
This is the only game it happens for me. I have no trouble whatsoever playing any other game.

>>145307979
>It's been a year and my internet is still shit

>>145305934
Gotcaha

>>145307979
>>145308031
>>145308135
>>145308139
its not a bug or his bad internet, it's rockstars cheap out on going for peer to peer and being shit at netcode in general

>it's gooks stole your shit go get it back episode

so does storing the only 1 product in the warehouse increase the payment or not

>>145309021
it's lol lets force you to go back and pick up the cargo 3 times episode

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I've been fucking around with tuneable parachuting for a bit, 30 minutes gets around 2.5-3 mil.
Any menus/paid menus dropping cash working now? Don't care for griefing ones.

>>145309380
nope, rockstar added new anticheat measures to prevent people from using fun menus but external griefing menus are still working fine

>>145309315
it's lol kaz and pea are blowing up everyone in a 10 mile radius from the crates with jets to make for easy mode collection episode

>>145309021
>it's here for the taking
>it actually isn't

>It's a "qt assistant only gives you the details after you've already left the building" epside
I swear, if he wasn't so cute I'd have fired him

>>145309380
can you explain that trick?

>>145309989
>it's lol kaz and pea are blowing up everyone in a 10 mile radius from the crates with menus episode

>>145296871

just leave him, you still get paid when time runs out, probably 20k for getting the other 3. as opposed to 22k.

same with haulage. just hook up the truck and leave. some autist will eventually come along and deliver it for you.

>>145309380
can I join you on that parachuting?

and does that give me millions aswell?

>>145310147
>>145311036
Just go on MPGH and look through the tuneable thread
Read it and go from there

>>145310982
some people play for fun and objectives, not grind.

>>145311406
visual tuneable editor?

did some maths based on small warehouses

If you only run single-box pickups it costs you about $32k, while running 5 3-boxes and a 2 will cost about $98k, but (considering all goes well) you'll fill up in ~1/3 the time

A full sale gets you about $240k, meaning each sale on 1-box runs nets you about $208k while the 5 3's and a 2 nets you $142k.

So while you make $66k LESS per sale, you can do sales 3 times as fast, for about $426k in the same time it would take to net the $208k

The biggest problem is that you can't do shit unless you're in a public lobby, and because people are dicks it's risky to do anything more than one box at a time on your own. because there's little incentive to play as an associate.

Did Rockstar fix the CEO shit by allowing it to be done in Crew/Friend lobbies yet?

It's hilarious that they ever thought protecting shit from players in free roam was viable. When everyone has infinite Hydras with explosive shells and literally hundreds of explosives in their pockets.

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>>145312923

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>>145313219
View from the office

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>>145312923

>>145313032
>25 grenades
>25 stickies
>5 proximity mines
>X Molotovs
math is not your strong suit

>>145313032
>fix

>>145302254
>implying hot wheels aren't rad as fuck

>GUYS SOMETHING KINDA FUNNY HAPPENED
>LETS TAKE 200 SCREENSHOTS AND PRETEND IT'S HILARIOUS

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'sup dollface

>>145312021
thats why you just ignore people fucking with your work. nothing grindier than fighting off 8 players to move a truck 100 ft for 20k, when you can just let someone else do it for 10k.

i would ideally do it myself, but im not going to fight someone for the chance to complete a tedious task. thats some scientology shit, dude.

>>145313494
>10 Homing Rocket
>10 RPG
>10 Grenade Launcher

Okay so not quite 100, but even so.

>>145313680
Welcome to the circlejerk HQ.

>>145313730
*trannyface

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>>145313973
How's this for spicy

>>145314342
Needs more HRT.

>>145308273
This. Same thing happened to me on separate connections multiple times, both on XB1 and 360, less so on 360.

>>145314342
You need to connect your computer to the MS botnet.

>>145313494
Something about a pot and a kettle.
25 grenades
25 sticky bombs (50)
5 prox mines (55)
20 RPGs (75)
20 GL rounds (95)
10 Homing missiles (105)
Thats not including fireworks or molotovs, ammo can be bought in interaction menu anywhere too.

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>>145314835
>>145314437

S'aite my friend, here's a better angle.
Could have gone for a smoke after that sesh

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>swimming in GTA IV be like

>>145314913
And some surgery.

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>>145314913
>footwear in bed

>>145300032
It's worth it if you grind vip work a lot because it gets rid of the timer & cooldown.

I bought the cheapest one and I'm probably gonna upgrade to Lombank when offices get discounted or something.

And no you can't do anything like that with your assistant you dumb virgin

>>145315147
Sorry, neither of us could have taken them off. Things just... happened. :3

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>>145314974
Fuck off

>>145311406
could you be more specific please?

>>145315860
you know there's panties in the game, right? why the fuck is she wearing some trashy bikini bottom?

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>>145314913
>that boobs

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After some extensive testing I have confirmed the existence of a limit to rubbish items. Impressively large though.

>>145314913
Female character models are legit disgusting. Rockstar couldve done so much better by making them slimmer or more anime like yet they decided to go for realism. Horrible.

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Is this how you do it?

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tfw getting lspd tints

>>145316998
Actually I believe the decision was "office contest for modelers: make the male skeleton rig look vaguely feminine" and then they bolted some double Ds on the end.

>>145317049
>Spray and pray rifle

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>>145317550
what are headshots?

>>145317661
not nearly enough to slow down enemies on hard.

>>145306736
>$41k per delivery job
Holy crap. This got me crunching the numbers and single crate jobs pay ~$17.8k per delivery, which is more profitable than contact work since you can rush it in 5mins while contact missions require you waste at least ten minutes (and realistically more like 15) before the payout reaches that level.

A full large warehouse filled two crates at a time is worth about $31.6k per run. At the other end of the scale, if you solo crates and sell ten for a minimally viable $144k, it's $12.4k, which is probably still a smidge more profitable than contact jobs, especially if you factor in loading screens and being able to rush crate jobs with helicopters.

>TL;DR GO BIG OR GO HOME

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>>145316998

>more anime

shitty opinion, they look like most female criminals do, ugly.

your just upset you can't make one to wank over like a loser.

>>145312497
A better model is working out profit per delivery run, since it can then be more directly compared with contact missions, heist setups and such.

I don't understand
I curiously decided to join a gtag session after months of not playing, and you faggots are actually grinding missions instead of fucking around and hunting down armored kuruma/IGN kiddies. like, shouldn't all of you already have 100mill+ banks from all the trainer users that used to regularly spawn money freely.

what happened to this group

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tfw stole

>>145319193
Nobody cares, fuck off.

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>>145319195
>It's a "blater spams something" webm

>>145319037
That doesn't take into account how long it takes or how many you can do in the same set of time though.

If you just do single pickups for a small warehouse, that's 16 buys and a sale that net you about $208k

If you run 5 3-box pickups and a 2-box, you have 6 runs and a sale that net you $142k

So, considering everything goes alright in both cases, the first scenario is a little over $12 ker job, while the second, faster scenario is a little over 20k per job.

I don;t have number for medium or large warehouses and I don't particularly care enough to track them down.

Hey!
Can anyone here come in-game and drop me some moneybags or something?
Would really aprecciate it.

>>145317049
Getting LSPD tint for every gun is kind of fun and keeps the game interesting. It also allowed me to discover the pump shotgun which is actually really good

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Why do people with 1k hours in this game always act like they have something to prove

>>145319928
kys

>>145319983
Because they wasted their life on a mediocre video game

>>145319983
Because you make sweeping generalizations about people.

bought a Zentorno yesterday.
is the T20 still the fastest car around? what car should I save up for? have a million atm.

>>145320056
t. csgo sheep

>>145320213
kek

>>145319696
>it's a "gtag gangs up on every rando they see like a bunch of spics" session

So as of the moment, are there any working mod menus?

>>145319983
They're always wearing the tacticool armor and bp helmet too.

Shits pretty autistic

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>playing pac stan
>give money to the lowest level and tell him to stay in the bank
>he doesn't follow directions
>we're all raging like crazy
>suddenly "no ingles"
>we gave the money to a mexican that doesn't speak spanish
>lose 100k

reeeee

>>145321091
*english

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Requesting back into the PC crew, was pruned awhile back due to inactivity. IGN: TheMindrazer

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>>145316607
I thought it was a pretty flattering angle, too.

>>145316185
Sorry, literally had just come back from a hike, didn't have time to slip from the shorts to something more risqué. As for Crafty- up to her.

Last pic btw, didn't take much more 'cause the night went long.

>>145321378
sent

>>145307979
I have the same problem and it supposedly deal with the type of router you have

>>145321662
>unofficial versions of windows
wow fucking kek thats pathetic

>>145322347
>Picking on one small tiny detail of the tripfag's pics

Nigga you proper autistic. Senpai, better get that checked out.

>>145320949
Fuck off rockstar employee

>>145321946
NAT and P2P isn't a good mix. Does the game support IPv6 on PC? I don't think either of this generation's consoles even support it in general.

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>>145321378
gtag PC any good? I joined IGN crew back on day 1 of online hoping that being part of the largest crew would have some kind of benefit and since then haven't really given a shit. Wouldn't mind having a crew that verifiably knows english.

>>145319193
The crew lost it's balls. We got a weak willed leader, and a bunch of crybabies who spout memes nonstop.


Best you find a new crew dude. There's nothing here worth saving.

>>145322628
>taking off trip to defend yourself
wow kid thats even more pathetic
>>145323020
pc is dead because r* keeps cucking the entire tiny pcuck playerbase and ban waving them kek
just stay on consoles

>>145319193
That's literally all what /gtag/ does noways, pick fights with randoms

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>>145317049
did they update weapon skins a second time for the PC?

>>145323526
Nah, I'm still here. I just have my eyes on other general's threads more than this thread for a bit.

If you're the person that pointed out the unofficial windows, thanks. The pictures are a bit old by now and I got it sorted.

>request luxury helo
>doesnt come to my position
>when I get in, FUCKING JAMAICAN ME CRAZY WOMYN pilot
>its just a fast travel system
>costs $5k
>"enjoy the complimentary champagne!"
$5k=/=complimentary you fucking talking ape

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>>145325848

>>145322347
Not him

But please go buy a gun, load it with live rounds, stick it right into your mouth and pull the fucking trigger you autistic piece of shit

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Man am I glad that Rockstar finally fixed those buzzards that would spawn in bad places

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>its a broughy calls out YT shills as lil bitches that J* gets free advertising from
oh shit the absolute madman

btw whos the qt redhead in the stream when he's racing? has to be a sister right?

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>>145326441
There has to be some kinda magic to the revolver we don't fully understand.

>>145326886
Grave robber.

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Man, shitters pay for the craziest things!

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>>145326961

>>145327252
That golden minigun actually looks like gold unlike the shitty yellow paint weapons we can buy

>>145326164
>>145324136
kids mad as fuck
fucking pathetic you pretend to be a girl as a full grown adult man and rage online

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Audi love when?

>>145328017
Your suicide when?

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>>145327407
Would you mind taking a break?

>>145319807
Point is more there is an upward trend of higher pay per delivery for crates, regardless of the increased cost per crate, assuming you have associates with you to assist doing it quickly. From there you can get an average time for delivery and get a final $/hr average and/or theoretical maximum. I'm sure someone has already done the math for how much dosh you can make per hour doing PaciStan runs. We can already eliminate contact missions because regardless of whether you rush or wait for max payout, its only worth about $60-70k per hour, when you can make upwards of $40k in five minutes by rushing a 3-crate run, if it's contributing to a 111 crate sale. That's $480k an hour, roughly. Filling a small warehouse still pulls in $240k an hour when rushed with 3 crates at a time.

I'm tired of random faggots all banding together to steal my crates. How to empty lobby

>>145328560
Block the game in your firewall while in a session and try to find a new one

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>>145326441
>filename
I'm proud of you, son.

>>145328609
im a consolecuck

>>145328814
Can still do that kind of stuff with your router.

>>145328814
strict-ify your NAT and prey

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>>145327985
Sorry, no bite. Have a nice day though!

>>145323526
>.F shitposter finally figured out everyone had him filtered

>>145328909
making your nat strict will not allow you to even join a public session

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>Invested in the best office possible
>Bought all the big warehouses I could
>Can't motivate myself to hire associates and transport cargo

ded gay

>>145329173
>cheated my way to endgame
>wonder why I'm bored
Same story, different update

>>145329483
>endgame
good meme

>>145329536
Try not to drool on your keyboard, mongo.

>>145329605
"Endgame" would imply there's actually something to do in the end, after all that time doing heists and that shit.

>>145329483
>get skid money
>have lots of fun because everything is unlocked

>my friend gets skid money
>he gets bored because there's nothing more to unlock

"progression systems" ruined video games. Half the people just play to unlock something and get bored when they get it

>>145329662
You're too stupid to continue talking to. Please learn what you're talking about before trying to join in.

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>>145329779
Maybe instead of being a retard fucking shitter you can instead try to offer some insight on what you view as endgame

Because in all fucking honesty going through constant pakistans and other consistent bullshit just to buy a nice house and own a shitton of cars is nothing but a rest in the tsunami that is Rockstar and their need to push more and more cash dumps that implore players to buy shark cards

If all you're doing after all that shit is the same shit, it's not endgame you fucking inbred piece of cuck monogloid

>>145328017

man the more you post it the more i can't wait for forza on pc.

they have group b cars on forza right?

>>145329064
>>145329029
nice samefag kiddo keep being mad
umad?

I've got $1m should I become a CEO straight away or get some more money?

>>145331045
get more money you r-tard

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>>145329779
>>145329964
guys no

>>145331045
you need an office and a warehouse

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>>145330327
>umad
That is some shit-tier memeing right there, my friend, maybe you should stop.

Pic related mfw

>>145331325
>expecting proper arguments on four chan

>>145328238
go away flynn

>>145331045
Personally I have like 7.5 mill and there's no way I'd waste a dollar of it on this CEO meme

>>145332296
So basically you just hold onto your money for no reason and call everything that comes out a meme?

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>>145332402
Cool vehicles are what I spend my money on. Not exactly eager to spend all my money on something that would require a month of fetch quests before I get my money back.

>>145331405
umad as fuck kiddo
>u-u-u-u-u cant meme me only i can meme memes like le epic cia man xDD
seriously kill yourself you worthless waste of life, your mom should have swallowed you

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>>145332296
it's a meme, but it's probably going to last longer than any other update

the office alone is worth it because it substitutes the yacht and all other apartments with accommodations

>>145332592
the vehicles might be cool, but after a set amount of time you realize that they all serve the same purpose and get bored of them that way

at least the office is something you can see yourself coming back to, and you're rewarded with exceptional income and new aesthetics

no-one's forcing your hand, but you're going to spend another month here anyway so

So will the new update allow us to make some real money? Do I need friends?

>>145334792
The money is okay, since you can solo it and you make a bit more than you would grinding jobs; it still doesn't hold a candle to a consistent PacStan run with three friends.

You don't need friends, but expect to find yourself spawning Buzzards a lot more often than before. If you have friends, you can do the buy missions faster, but they aren't going to see much of a payout for their efforts; you may as well take them on a heist instead.

Well, I've been lobby hopping for a while now and I haven't seen anyone even attempt crate pickup or sale anymore. I don't even see anyone driving any new car. I once in a while see a CEO in an office but, they don't do anything. It's like the update never happened. Good job R*.

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>its a "your the boss but you need to do everything yourself" episode

>>145334669
As someone who also can afford CEO, fuck that. Public lobbies only? I don't think so. I'm not paying millions for the pleasure of never making it back due to modders, cheaters and heavy military weaponry. CEO is a bigger money sink than the yacht. At least the yacht doesn't try to trick you. Rockstar is lucky 3/4ths of their userbase can't into math or risk profit.

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>>145331325

>>145335736
>not hiring 3 people then sitting back in your office while your warehouse fills
pleb

>fly low to avoid detection
>no one cares about a loud as fuck military cargo plane
>No one cares cargo plane is dropping unknown packages around the country

>>145336013
Are those people real people or NPCs. NPcs would probably be a bad idea but cool nonetheless. Just get into a private session and wait.

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>>145335748
It may be due to some other lurking factors, but I end up in an empty server more often than not. If there's less than five players in a server, they're all from different factions and someone decides to go after you, that player is naive and can be swiftly dealt with.

>>145336143
Real people.

>>145336143
No, they're real people. All the collections are as simple as "kill this person, find this vehicle/shipment, deliver this vehicle/shipment" so no-one ever fucks up. Most players only fuck up when there is someone actively preventing them from delivering the cargo, in which case you switch to single units instead of triples.

>>145336354
how long do you think before people realize it's a waste of time and lobbies become a bunch of lonely CEOs doing everything themselves?

>>145336206
Even if we factor in getting lucky, it's still not worth the payout considering the money sink and that's IF we remove the biggest glaring blatant money sink of public trash only. It's quicker and cheaper to just do contact jobs and solo VIP work in an invite only session. The office is pretty useless on it's own, as the only useful part of an apartment is garage space and that ain't there.

>>145336456
People stick around if I mix things up and do a VIP work to get them a little extra walking around money in my experience. A quick Headhunter earns them a decent amount of money and keeps them in line for the next pickup.

>>145301086
Is it always this easy?

>>145336456

I already see that and it's only been a few days. Either it's someone doing it by themselves or no CEOs at all.

>>145336206
That pic is stupid as fuck hahaha

>>145337248
The image has a lot going on, makes me nostalgic, and I hope to recreate the scene someday. What's so stupid about it?

>>145337934
oh idk maybe the fact that one team was actually retarded enough to run into the middle of the room like fish in a barrel while the other team just happened to be waiting around in perfect ambush positions waiting for them to reach such a stupid position?

Yet another in the long list of stupid rockstar bullshots.

>>145336206
>>145337248
>>145337934
in case it wasn't obvious from the fact all of then names are RSG (rockstargames) it's a promotional image and is about as indicative of what TBOGT multi was like as the promo screenshots rockstar makes for GTAO are indicative of GTAO's multiplayer

>>145338064
Speaking of stupid Rockstar, anyone catch the recent showcase stream? Best showcase ever of what to expect with CEO stuff.

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So I came back to this piece of shit with a friend of mine, how do I get money quick? Or money at all, since running pier pressure over and over again is garbage now.

Hell, I even logged on and rockstar took 100k from me and I never exploited.

>>145338476
Heists. Just do heists. Submit to the grind.

>>145338563
can I just spam the 2 man heist? If so, how?

>>145338476
>Pier Pressure

Every payout hss been nerfed beyond measure since your days and prices have gone thru the roof. There is NO quick way to make money. You can make about a mil doing VIP stuff for 4-5 hours or do pac stan if you have enough people.

>>145338452
Saw that shit. Hilarious. They got buttfucked for an hour in public by modders and military weaponry while trying to do crates and not rage. After losing hundreds of thousands and getting like 3 crates out of it, they quit to invite only and did VIP stuff for the rest of the stream. Best legitimate representation ever.

>>145338932
>They got buttfucked for an hour in public by modders
Modders are back? I haven't seen a single one since the update hit

>>145338064
If auto-aim were disabled or something, it wouldn't be the dumbest position for a team to take. Guns would get extremely inaccurate after the first shot.

Also, at least two of the players on that team are rank 10. Maybe they knew what they were doing.

>>145339189
Guess you been lucky. They're more rare but, they're still there. All they do now tho is blow people up since Rockstar don't care about that.

>page 10

page 10, someone help

>>145341984
>>145342000
I'm fucking your mother. However I won't call you son.

does anyone know if you need to sell the special item you have in your warehouse in order to get a call for another one?

Can I just hire 3 retards in a pub and sit in my office while they work for me?

>>145342750
you don't
>>145342809
yes

>>145342809

Retards are getting more and more harder to find. Might have to wait until the Chinese wake up and exploit them since they're used to working for shit pay.

>>145342750
It's pure RNG but you can have more than one special item. I've got 10 sitting in a large warehouse right now because my assistant has been a doll for the last hour.

>>145342000
>>145341984
Blame Rockstar for trying to force people in public garbage.

>>145343607
Woah. Can you sell them all at once for mad dosh?

What does the Accomomodation, gun safe and money safe do to justify cost?

>>145345731

accomodation makes your office into an apartment as well basically. It gives you a shower, bed, and closet.

Money safe is an e-peen meter.

Gun safe allows you to hide guns from your weapon wheel (in free roam only) so you can hide weapons you never use.

>>145345140
Yeah. I can sell it for 1.8 million at the moment.

Bumpan

Can I get my office filled with anything other than drugs and cash or is it predetermined?

Who is your favorite gtag meme.

>>145346101
It's based on what kinds of missions you run. If you only run jewelery missions, then it'll be filled with gemstones and such.

>>145346101

It's based on the missions you run as well as the selling part. So if you sell loads and not do missions, your office will be filled to the brim with dosh.

>>145346256
>>145346184
Can I get that shit removed and replaced? Or atleast select what I buy?

>>145346295
when you sell all your shit all the drugs and stuff disappear and it's just replaced by money all over the place

>>145346256
You can't remove that shit, no. Your office will always be cluttered with either cash or the items...

Unless you do no CEO related stuff, then it'll disappear after a bit, I think.

>>145346438
>>145346380
Huh, alright thanks. Wish there was a little more customizing to it.

>>145345731
Nothing, especially the money safe which does literally nothing.

>>145346661
>being a retard
if you don't at least get the gun safe you're an idiot
accomodation makes the office the #1 place to spawn in the entire game

>>145333630
im not into vore weirdo

>>145346904
Gun locker is really handy. It allows you to hide certain weapons from your weapon wheel. That effect breaks when you do heists though. You can just use it again to remove those guns.

Accommodation is debatable. Plenty of people can be and are CEOs by now so the few offices available are all picked. If you're looking to avoid the problems of living next to the eventual sperglord, you might just want to skip the accommodation part.

Hope this was helpful.

>>145347136
why are you using a trip

>>145346904
>#1 place to spawn

Why would I want to spawn at the office? Why would I pay an extra 800,000 to spawn at my office?

>>145347192

Because of the dope referenced below pretending to be me, anon.

>>145347037

>>145346904
>Paying shitloads for something that doesn't work in missions and another useless spawnpoint

Moron.

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NEW UPDATE IS OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>145347445
Nullmakinganotherdoritowebm.gif

>>145347270
>Why would I want to spawn at the office?
free snacks, easy access to CEO PC, amazing view if you picked a good office
>Why would I pay an extra 800,000 to spawn at my office?
800k is pocket change
>>145347348
>something that doesn't work in missions
in missions you're rarely in danger so scrolling through a few weapons isn't life or death as it is in freeroam, also, who the fuck plays missions any more, CEO shit is the future of easy cash

>>145347348
What should the money be spent on then?

>>145347556
that's an actual drift though, something nullphaggot will never accomplish

Can you go off the grid with crates of supplies?

>>145347564
>800k is pocket change

Yeah, I guess for a hackerbux recipient such as yourself.

>>145347768
yes.

>>145347806
jealous console babby detected, but no, i spent the last of my hackerbux far, far before the update hit

So have Rockstar given up completely on new heists cause they are far harder than they expected to make?

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Why are we pretending the new content is viable when bodyguards don't get a cut of the final sale?

Sure its working now, but give it a week or so and people will realize being a bodyguard is shit pay for lots of ammo spent and body armor used.

Mark my words, this shit is not worth it until bodyguards get a cut.

>>145348013
>Why are we pretending the new content is viable when bodyguards don't get a cut of the final sale?
because CEOs still make fucktons of money and it can all be done in solo public lobbies so the bodyguards being paid poorly doesn't matter

>>145348013
But anon, the only way for everyone to be happy with that would be to up the total payment since CEOs would bitch that the money they get from sales was cut. And we all know r* won't do that since they would be giving extra money to people who would do solo.

>>145348013
I honestly don't see why would anyone want to be a bodyguard other than to team up with friends for that sweet no-friendly fire and shit on randoms.

I wouldn't care I don't make any money IF I DIDN'T MAKE THEM FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

I didn't have the chance to try it yet, but can't you share the money from the final sale? Like when you rob a store pretty much?

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>>145348271
>so the bodyguards being paid poorly doesn't matter

Its viable because it can be done solo in lobbies by ourselves?

Fucking genius.

>>145348282
The cut could come from the same place bodyguard salary does. That way, CEO loses no money by hiring, has a reason to hire, and bodyguards are highly invested in protecting cargo and running cargo for people.

There, I just made it 10x better.

>>145348326
>bodyguard other than to team up with friends for that sweet no-friendly fire and shit on randoms.

You're a huge cunt who plays the game like a deathmatch, so every else is as well?

lol fuck off, if somebody helps me, I want to pay them.

Hell I'd even pay them myself using the "Cash" option but Cuckstar fucking disabled it, for some reason.

Why the fuck can't we give each other money again? Disabling that option never stopped hackers, did it?

>>145348437
Can you even read you retard?

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>>145348661
Absolutely great reply, Anon. You are a valued and respected member of this community.

>>145348437
>Its viable because it can be done solo in lobbies by ourselves?
Yes it literally is. Can you not afford to be a CEO or something?

>>145348883
>Can you not afford to be a CEO or something?

Can you not read? In that very same reply I said:
>lol fuck off, if somebody helps me, I want to pay them.

>Hell I'd even pay them myself using the "Cash" option but Cuckstar fucking disabled it, for some reason.

I only found out they get fuck all pay after I delivered a warehouse of 111 crates for a cool 2.7 million, and they got maybe 8k for it.

Absolutely killed my motivation to do it again, knowing that I'm fucking people over.

I for one am fine with the CEO missions being solo-able. Online should have been its own single-player game with optional coop revolving around your avatar's ascension in the criminal underworld.

>>145348963
>Can you not read? In that very same reply I said:
I stopped reading after you just repeated what you said in your first post. If you want to pay your associates, do VIP work inbetween deliveries. It's that easy.

How's the Nightshade?

>>145348963
>Absolutely killed my motivation to do it again, knowing that I'm fucking people over.

Your not cut out for this town, son.

> there are people that don't do the CEO missions and give a cut of your take to the bodyguards in between crate acquisitions

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>>145347653
Is that a challenger mister?

>>145349018
>I for one am fine with the CEO missions being solo-able.

Same. But I have no motivation to do it, as deliveries require helping hands, that I then can't reward for helping.

But the fact it can be done solo is pretty good.

>>145349052
>I stopped reading after you just repeated what you said in your first post.

No you didn't. You made a fool of yourself and attempted damage control.

Also,
> If you want to pay your associates, do VIP work inbetween deliveries

So to pay my team for completing a task, I need to get them to complete a different task to pay them for completing a task?

You fucking genius.

>>145349093
how do you even. or are you meming

>>145349150
>deliveries require helping hands
why am i talking to a retard
>>145349124
>turning slowly around a corner.webm
dumbass

>>145349150
>Same. But I have no motivation to do it, as deliveries require helping hands, that I then can't reward for helping.

I really wish they would just give you hire-able NPC bodyguards. I'm convinced no one wants to actually cooperate with others to make money, just to fuck around with each-other with said money.

>>145349063
Has some nice customization options (various grills, side exhausts, secondary paint is hood+roof+trunk, decent spoilers), but it's not for racing.

>>145347564
>CEO shit is the future of making money

I hope you mean VIP is the future, past and present way of making money.

>>145349237
>why am i talking to a retard

Excellent rebuttal. You have absolutely wrecked me, I'll get a burn heal and take a seat.

You win this one, you crafty fox.

>>145349268
NPC bodyguards would be rad as fuck actually. But knowing r* if they got implemented they would have awful AI or something.

>>145349283
CEO is VIP essentially
i still do the VIP shit between deliveries because it pays for the cost of buying the cargo and ammo used during the delivery
>>145349327
you literally don't need people to complete deliveries
t. someone who has 4 successful full large warehouse sales all done solo

>>145347576
Anything else. Even a car would be better.

>>145349384
>you literally don't need people to complete deliveries

Agreed. However, if somebody has helped me fill a warehouse with 111 crates over 4 hours or so, they deserve more than an 8k cut on delivery.

This is my main issue. I'm well aware I can do the crates myself and also delivery, my issue is that they have made content where we want to lock ourselves into solo lobbies via lagging, and just play by ourselves.

Literally just giving bodyguards a cut on final delivery solves all this, and even adds a dynamic where CEO's could compete for staff based on how many missions they dish out. Would be a fucking amazing way to get new players motivated and involved in the world and crews.

What are the pros and cons of buying a yacht?

>>145349525
Pro
People will know you have lots of money, probably hackerbux
Cons
Its useless
People will know you have lots of money, probably hackerbux

>>145349384
Are VIP missions solo-able? Do they ultimatly pay better than heists setups?

>>145349525
It's basically nothing more than a huge moneysink.

Pros:
Free weapons
Can move it around (at a fee)
Piracy Prevention
Free vehicles come with it
Boasting with your virtual riches

Cons:
Expensive
Not really useful

I really like my yacht, but don't expect anything magical, it's intended to be an end-game purchase for showing off how rich you are in GTAO.

>>145349584
Can't help but feel Rockstar is filled with a bunch of Commies. All the expensive crap is ultimately useless whether it be vehicles, houses or yachts. Can't even access all of the interior or drive it...

>>145348012
"hard" isn't exactly an issue when your game grosses a billion and then some, anon

>>145349625
Every vip work can be solo'd except for maybe Asset Recovery. Since the last update it's even more grindable than ever before, I've just been doing Sightseer -> Headhunter -> Sightseer, repeat as many times as you want. The longest timer I've recieved between the misisons is five minutes.

>>145349625
Headhunter & Sightseer are and yes, they do. 5 minutes, 22000
average.

>>145349525
pros: you can spawn and have instant access to a helicopter, you can do one (1) extra VIP work
cons: even the cheapest office is better, it has no use outside of piracy prevention and it has expensive maintenance fees plus you need to pay to move it
>>145349508
>my issue is that they have made content where we want to lock ourselves into solo lobbies via lagging and play by ourselves
rockstar seems to not remember what they added before they make a new update. it feels like this entire update was made without them ever realizing 'oh, maybe forcing players into an extremely slow van when the skies are almost always dominated by at least one jet is a bad idea'
>>145349625
>Are VIP missions solo-able?
majority are, the only ones you can't do on your own are airfreight, haulage, exec search, exec deathmatch and piracy prevention
>do they pay better than heist setups
yes, headhunter and sightseer both pay like. 18-25k and don't force you to rely on 3 other people to complete, plus can be done in as little as 5 minutes in my experience

>>145349327
>they would have awful AI or something.
And as much health as your average pedestrian.

>meanwhile, Merryweather steals crates
>crew survive exploding chopper and parachute to safety
>cut parachute with my rotor blades
>motherfucker survives a 200ft fall
Literal terminators.

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>when your assistant calls you and says you've got a special cargo opportunity

>>145349796
>it feels like this entire update was made without them ever realizing 'oh, maybe forcing players into an extremely slow van when the skies are almost always dominated by at least one jet is a bad idea'
Watch their attempt to showcase the new content in a public stream. You are exactly right.

>>145349963
I've raged so much doing Headhunter. If I do it solo I always use my Hydra, but it's like the blast radius from the explosive cannons is 10x smaller on the target than the bodyguards.

Worst one was when I blew up one of the cars on a bridge by the canals in the city, the car flew 30m up in the air, exploded and killed me, but the fucker jumped out and fell into the canals and survived.

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>>145349237
Fite me in game anon.
>>/wsg/1129479

>>145349796
Rockstar are more than aware of how shit their public community is and even if they weren't, they got to expirence it first hand in the recent livestream where they rage quit out of public. Truth is, they don't care. Public freeroam has always been the best money drain for selling shark cards and now they're trying to entice people into it with promises of a pot of gold, just with a minimal down payment of millions. They can fuck right off.

>>145349963
>And as much health as your average pedestrian.

That also stagger when shot, don't forget.

>>145350113
Link?

>>145350149
fuck I'm retarded
>>>/wsg/1129479

>>145349659
Not to mention massive area denial to strangers if you want to be a dick.

>>145350212
>fuck I'm retarded
everyone already knew this dumb shit
fuck off back to your shitscord

Doing pac stan runs isn't viable at all without 3 crew members because randos will never ever ever ever ever be able to complete the van mission. Even if it's only one retard that can't figure out how to eat snacks, somebody ALWAYS dies and inevitably rage quits.

I mean fuck, literally pull into an alley, get out of the van, shoot the fuckers from cover until the real van makes it back, how fucking hard is that? But nah, everyone without fault always drives around and someone dies.

>we stole from the gta equivalent of the First National Bank
>we have big ass yachts floating right outside Los Santos
>we have this big corporation that runs dangerously profitable contraband runs
>yet none of that ever shows up during the events of singleplayer not even a year later and the only mention of our online character is that we are "too unpredictable"
GTA:O should have taken place after GTA:5.

>>145350668
GTAO protagonist sells it all to live on a some island in the middle of the island with the assistant, trust me I work for Rockstar

>>145350728
>middle of the island
>island
Nowhere. Excuse me while I commit seppuku.

>>145350668
>worrying about canon in GTA

plz

>>145350808
>Living in the middle of nowhere
>Not living in the middle of a tropical private island
Should just played it off you dumb fag

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Ocean View Hotel, not Shoreside Vale

I haven't played in about a year. Is the fucking autocenter slider broken now? I used to fly with my mouse and it's just not fucking possible with it constantly resetting my pitch back to the center. What the fuck is going on here.

>>145350612
I honestly don't understand what's going through the heads of those randumb idiots.

>Vans mission
>be Navigator, hop in my car, bring up the app and work on the objective
>driver guy sits in his gaudy super, following me, honking constantly
>2/4 vans complete, he leaves the mission

>Signal mission
>get the chopper
>arrive at the island first
>shoot it up, make Avi follow me
>guy snatches the chopper, hovers in the air, smacks it on the ground a couple of times, finally turning it over, exploding
>restart
>guy sprints toward Avi's hut, makes it first, Avi's following him
>time runs out since guy doesn't know how to lose the cops

>Convoy mission
>arrive at the bridge
>5 minutes later, so do randoms
>get in the truck and rush it
>guy stays behind in kuruma, gets blown up by a guided missile
>this happens 2 times in a row

>Bikes mission
>"make it player saved outfits please"
>leader starts with standard outfits
>"don't just follow the GPS, go around the block instead"
>randoms immediately go right, follwoing the GPS, getting facefucked on the first intersection
>2 restarts later, they still keep dying on the same shit

This wasn't happening a year ago. The game was relatively new, yet people weren't as unexperienced and ignorant as today. What the fuck has happened?

The prototipo is so fucking shit. It looks fucking atrocious.

>>145350494
Casual reminder that Nullfaggot actively ducks out of GTAG sessions to hang around with their circlejerk feat. Cat, Emertxe, Stylezeitgeist and Higgus.

BAN FROM CREW

WHEN

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>tfw no qt /gtag/ bf

>>145352023
I don't blame her the constant memes in chat gives second hand embarrassment

>>145347576
The wedding between you and your assistant.

Just kidding. Hookers and blow!

>>145351940
huh? what's with that shit on your face m8?

>>145351940
who and who

>>145352059
>tfw no qt /gtag/ tranny

>>145352071
>Conveniently forgetting Nullfaggot is cancer
>Forgetting Nullfaggot forced memes are pure cringe

I'd want to shoot myself if I were related to that retard in any way. The cringe and constant memespouting from Nullfaggot is that bad.

>>145352023
I don't even associate with higgus and styles, all they do is crew kill, and Cat hasn't been playing with me in years(tm)

>>145352196
Really no worse than the shit GTAG spouts in chat.