/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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time to die

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>>145410519
Why didn't you ask her how she can accomplish incredible feats?

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xth for s'mo snow

>>145413096
As if it wasn't already obvious enough that she's a cheating piece of shit. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.

why is gtag so obsessed with aallison?

>>145413665
Literally who?

>>145413735
crimefighter

>>145413808
Only Nullfaggot is because they're in love with taht cheating scum.

>>145413991
I am not an item with crime.

>>145414074
Nobody said you were, just that you're a thirsty white knight.

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>>145414191
I'm not thirsty or a white knight either.

>>145414349
No you're more of a brown knight you pinoy pos.

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>>145414448
Enough discussion about not GTA.

>>145410824
how is your identity in any way relevant to that post
fucking attention whoring tripfags, i swear
at least they make it easy to filter their drivel

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fuggin styles

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"Comfy" doesn't have to mean "slow."

>>145414743
What the fuck did I do to you?

I'm not doing it for the attention I just forget to take that shit off, and since I tripfagged to make stuff crystal clear, I decided to keep doing it so people don't accuse me of random shit.

At least I'm not samefagging and avatarposting as anon like SOME people do.

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I miss playing game modes with gtag.

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>Still trying to decide between upgrading to high-end PC or buying a PS4 to play GTA:O

>>145416237
Buy a PS4, we don't want your cancer on PC.

>>145416237
Modders or pay to play online?

>>145416237
do we really have to help you decide on that?

You know our answers.

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>>145416237

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>>145416335
>cancer
I won't be.

Which community is more active in GTA:O? Is it PC or PS4?

>>145416782
PS4

>>145417008
Thank god you told him that.

>>145416627
God, PCfags need to get better tastes in mustard.

>>145412337
So, staying on the GTA topic, what does everyone think about the new CEO update? I thought it was worth the money as I have already made my money back

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>>145417684
>>145417008
Oh, you actually meant the contrary. I'm gonna go for PC then.

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The picnic

THE PICNIC

>>145417871
I love it. Best update in a long time, in my opinion, but I also didn't buy any warehouses and stayed out of the crate scheme.

Office is handy as fuck, it's like having all my garages in one spot as well as a convenience store.
CEO means I can VIP as I please without having to worry about blowing my VIP load for the day.
The new VIP activities seem pretty fun.
Gun safe is a welcome addition that does need a little work, but doesn't bother me so much since I don't have to worry about shitters breathing down my neck while I fumble with my guns in missions.
Purchasable VIP clothing gives me hope that we'll get versus mode clothing added sometime.
The crate missions spice up freeroam, even if I don't run them myself, and I love pitching in.
Purchasable Cargobob slakes my thirst for the tears of the MUH EXCLUSIVITY, M-MUH OLDGEN snobs.
The new armored SUV is awesome as all hell, because nobody expects the mom-crossover to be a credible threat.
Rumpo is HONNNNNNNNK.

gr8 upd8 i r8 it 8.8 m8

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>>145417992
>actually mean it so you'd go to the contrary
>won't realize it until he gets the PC

>>145416165
samesies
tfw

>>145413096
Probably SAM

>>145416165
Yeah i kinda miss gamemodes, but didnt really want to start anything over the last week incase you brought fucking higgus.

>>145416237
You really dont need a high end. I recently put together my own desktop with moderate parts and its fine.

>>145418893
I like ur style lil nigga

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G A M E M O D E S
>>145419757
I removed higgus.

>be on GTA Online
>join Pacific Standard prep mission
>someone quits in the pre-mission menu
>every
>fucking
>time
I might as well pay for a shark card at this point, I'll never make any money

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>>145417992
It worked.

>>145420463
okay

>>145419757
Same, I'm on a gtx 960 and an fx 8350 and it runs fine

>>145420463
Just do invite only VIP. For the 30 minutes you spent in that lobby, you couldve made 100,000 to 150,000.

Does anyone know why catower doesn't play anymore?
He's been gone for like a month now.

>>145423458
They were on like an hour ago

>>145414741
Holy shit, is that real? No handbrake work or anything?

>>145422984
Do you need multiple friends to do VIP work?

>>145424557
you bet senpai
>>>/wsg/1129479

>>145423523
>they

SJW pls

>>145424837
I won't lie, I'm impressed. I never noticed how low the grip was on it.

>>145425047
that's dropped twice past max sus though.

>>145425141
Oh yeah that's right, I forgot that slamming cars in GTA completely fucks their handling for some silly reason. Thanks, GTA.

>>145423458
cat is tired of gtag.

>>145425885
Good.

Fucker is annoying

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>>145413665
You're dealing with aspies on 4chan. They will do anything to get attention from a female.

The amount of desperation in this crew is saddening.

Because c r i m e was the best of us. Triggerbot(tm) or not she was still helpful. She was one of the more tolerable members of the crew who taught newer gtags tricks to make their lives easier. Her forehead size shit talk made me laugh more than I should have.
I have grown to hate blater and all the coms in general for creating a flame war over it.

I hope she does well at lan. You wiil always have a fan in me.

>>145428261
>The amount of desperation in this crew is saddening.
Your post is a prime example.

Would it have been so hard for R* to add a 1 car garage to the offices? Being able to drive right in would have been nice for avoiding shitters at the door, which now a days all 4 offices suffer from. Also leaving your car unattended near the door usually results in it blowing up.

Also, it could have been a 4th leave option, exit via garaged vehicle, which would be free, unavailable if no car is garaged there

>>145428261
>I have grown to hate blater and all the coms in general for creating a flame war over it.

Good. Side with the cheater that murdered GTAG to the tune of 90+ kills in a single game match with a triggerbot. """""helpful""""" as you call it.

So I am looking for a good CEO type car and thinking about the Baller LE right now, any other suggestions?

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friendly reminder

>>145428349
Definitely would have been a nice addition, a second ground entrance would help immensely.

With permanent CEO, I haven't had a personal vehicle out all week, most of the time I'm in a free Buzzard or the off chance I need wheels I call a Washington. But, if I could store a vehicle at the office id probably use that, save time when coming out of missions

>>145428597
I use the normal Baller a lot. Not very fast, but it feels nice. Now thinking about getting the armored Baller LE (SWB) or armored XLS.

Schafter V12 and Cognoscenti 55 seems like decent cars for that kind of stuff too.

>>145428434
Good. And you side with Blater "I can't play the game without menuing, and when I get banned I'll just buy the game again to menu more. If menus ever get fixed I'll stop playing entirely."

At least my side is competing professionally and not sitting on a rooftop with a heavy rifle being a faggot.

>>145429220
I've been playing for the last 3 days with no menu on the ground, nice meme, though.

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o-oh..

>Homing Launcher no longer locks onto unarmed aircraft
>Homing Launcher is now much easier to dodge in agile armed helicopters
>The Lazer and Hydra can now take 2 Homing Launcher shots before catching fire
>The Homing Launcher is now a 100% hit on Lazers and Hydras assuming nothing gets between the jet and rocket
>Homing Launcher still can lock onto all NPC vehicles
>Purchase ammo anywhere menu has been removed

How many problems did I just fix?

>>145429451
You just made jet shitters worse.

>>145429507
How? As it is now only the worst jet pilots get hit by homing missiles. Making it a guaranteed hit fixes that issue, but in exchange the jet has to be a little more durable

>>145429364
Menyoo gets fucked

"I wanna be on the ground and kill people for once."

Really makes you think.

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I can't wait until this view isn't through potato graphics.

>>145429659
What are you implying?

>>145429451
or
>remove blips

>>145429507
I don't see how, that would make jets nearly useless in open areas, if you heard them coming you could have them down before they even got a shot off

>>145429451
>homing launcher cannot lock onto unarmed air vehicles
>homing launcher no longer locks onto land vehicles
>target has to be a certain altitude before lock on can initiate.


fixed

>Jerking off in my office as 3 randoms deliver all my crates with minimal effort

Am I living the big life?

So is working as an employee supposed to pay like shit? What's the incentive there?

>>145430017
G R A N D T H E F T

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>>145429831
>max of 30 players on massive map
>remove blips

Your stupid

>>145430032
There is none.

>>145429942
>not a single thing done about the jet shitter issue

Know how I know you are a jet shitter?

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>>145430081
That seems like a perfectly valid idea.

>>145430032
>CEO forks out a minimum of 2 million to even have the privilege to start CEO work
>must fork out 18k every crate mission
>this can be lost if some dildo in a jet decides to come your way
>waaaaahhhh why do us employees who paid literally nothing not make millions

>>145430363
I guess you don't want help then

>>145430363
>he does it for free

>>145430363
>waaaaahhhh why do us employees who paid literally nothing not make millions
i'm just saying that it's less efficient than doing missions or heisting, and if it's less efficient then once the novelty wears off people won't do it and CEOs will be all on their own
it's a badly designed economic system

>>145430203
JUST SHOOT THE AFTERBURNER IT'S EASY

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>>145428261
>Triggerbot(tm) or not she was still helpful

This is actually why i didnt want them to leave (because the whole thing was silly) at first and tried to approach them to rejoin once they left - out of shame i guess.
But the whole constant denial about cheating and trying to play it off like they were some MLG tier pro faggot just makes her a dumb cunt

Now i have an awesome fantasy about choking and raping a cosplayer dressed as raven

Should multiple VIP missions be able to be played in a single lobby?
>every active lobby has 5 VIP minimum
>VIP share a work cooldown timer for some reason
>Some VIP work have a 20 minute+ run time.

At the very least, 2 separate VIP missions should be able to go at once. Why can't I do piracy prevention while someone else hauls a trailer? 30 player lobbies provide plenty of adversaries for 2 missions

>>145430569
Even for CEOs, heists still pay better.

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>>145430569
Yes yes, buy more shark cards goy.

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>>145430586
>gets invited to sub for a pro team
>not mlg in the slightest

I didn't even know GTA had a pro scene before her t b h
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a raven fantasy. Not sure about the choking thing

>>145428261
>The amount of desperation in this crew is saddening.
Look in the mirror. Blinding defending a guy who lies all the time.
>hey not annie I'm leaving you
>oh wait im back
>i'm leaving again
>nope im back
>i'm done with gtag
>oh wait no im not
>guys im not menuing

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>>145430586
This. Just admit it and move on. Holy fuck.

>>145430363
I think it would be better if the extra money spent on 2-3 crates was divided up and handed to the associates that helped you deliver those crates.

2000x3 to the buyer
12000/3 to each associate.

This is in addition to the 5000-10000 you gain every once in a while.

Getting 10k once in a while for messing around in freeroam isn't bad tho.

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>>145431007
Not hard, just holding them down with my hand around the neck

>>145431046
Honestly, being around you idiots for extended amounts of time is excruciatingly painful. I can see why she left.

>>145431445
Yeah, because ''''she'''' got caught and called out with multiple webms and screenshots.

>>145431235
>stopping on pac standard bike strat just to prove a point

kys

>>145431445
t. thirsty white knight

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>>145431445
nigga this all we no

FFS WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT CRIME NO ONE CARES SHE DOESNT COME HERE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

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>>145431652
This was way before the slasher video. This was based on heads ups I've gotten from people that Crime might be using a menu way before that slasher ever happened. I had the screenshot sitting in my steam screenshot directory and forgot I even had it until after all the drama happened. I found it when I decided to clean the folder up.

Reminder Blater when out of his way to shit on Crime for no good reason

>>145431878
Autism is a hell of a drug, anon

>>145431989
Try repeating that in English.

>>145431989
Blater dethroned when?

I'm sick of reading about this shit. He's literally worse than null at this point.

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>>145431878
>NO ONE CARES SHE DOESNT COME HERE

>>145432179
It's almost as if a community of autists that come from 4chan will never be chill and relaxed, or something.

>>145431989
>shitting on an obvious liar isn't a good reason
Top kek
Fuck off white knight. Y'know crime has a penis right?

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tfw you will never fuck crimefighters boi pussy while hes wearing a dress and stockings, maybe cat ears too. ヾ(◡‿‿◡)ノ

>it's a crime tries to shift the drama to blater episode

Why did I even open the thread?

>>145432775
Discord is where it's at. Rarely come to the thread anymore thanks to it. It's really great that annie even received a promotion in GTAG

>Poorfag employees think they deserve $15 an hour for sitting in the CEOs office and jerking off

You guys get paid for doing literally nothing.

>>145432865
t. StyleZeitGeist

>Crime
>Did nothing but help the crew with missions, heists and general free roam shittery and was a nice person

>Blater
>Liar, attention whore, makes up things to get rid of people he doesn't like and refuses to talk or help anyone

>>145432775
crime is playing memelands 2

yea nah m8

all this talk about the discord but nobody ever links it :(

>>145432935
we're playing csgo fuck off.

What's the best color for a Vacca? Is it Pure gold

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>>145433114
>this whole post
>helpful to gtag
>cheated against gtag with a menu

>>145433791
Purple

>>145433791
Pure Gold is an example of a mouthbreather color. Go for Brushed Gold. That one's better.

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>>145433114
Everything about this post deserves a (You). I'm laughing

>>145424695
No and you can do it in Invite Only. Stop sitting in heists for hours and make 500,000 a day in like 2 1/2 hours.

>try to update a racetrack
>Rockstar Cloud Servers are down. Please try again later even though we don't let you save changes on published maps internally go fuck yourself cuck
I hate this game.

>>145433791
Personally, I like just a classic yellow or orange.

>>145435085
Hey look, further proof that Nullfaggot aka Annie and Allison aka Crimeshitter are enamored with eachother.

Is that why you mutually jerk eachother off?
Is that why you whiteknight one another?
Is that why you both live in utter denial?

Kill yourselves and rid this general of your stupidity.

>>145435236
Now I just need the money to be able to own an office.

>>145435429
>may 17th

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>>145435429
Truer words have never been spoken
>Tfw blater will never ban them all

>>145435513
gtag was and will always be a mistake.

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>>145419002
>>145420542
I'm gonna buy a PS4 and upgrade my PC so I can join both communities

SC: Jrv2005

Hosting another pac stan run. Anyone is welcome to join

>>145436082
what about an xbone while you're at it?

>>145435778
No, a mistake is fucking her right in the pussy when you meant to go for the azz and then a creature like you is born. Same shit different hole.

How much does the gun safe and accommodation upgrades cost for the office?

I need to factor then into my investment.

Hey, what VIP mission is best for grinding money solo?

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>>145436747
I'm a Sony fanboy. All hail Playstation!

>>145437119
Sightseer. You literally cannot fail.

>>145437909
That is ridiculously easy, goddamn. Also, how profitable is CEO work?

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it was fun, but of course this happens out of CEO work. Also, long versus missions should only be one round.

>>145438821
>Nullprophet left.

If only they could do that about the crew.

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>>145431235
I did. But you and your merry band of autistics keep trying to force some disgusting german tier autofire. Before the whole triggerbotting thing even came up, I didn't even know what a trigger bot was. I thought it was like a turbo on a controller that made semi auto weapons fire full auto or faster than normal. (See mk-14 and barrett in mw3). After watching some actual triggerbot videos in csgo, and playing against actual triggers in competitive game modes. I realized you are actually retarded. Triggers. Don't. Miss. and I miss a hell of a lot.. They double tap targets without re-chambering, and they spam m1 mid roll multiple times. A parry only fires twice.
Do I regret using glitch city to see in the dark? Yes. Do I regret lying about highway runs? Yes. I can still do it without cheat engine fine. It was fun for me. I've made peace with the good side of gtag. Stop reopening old wounds for attention. I'm not going anywhere. Get over it.

I'm an exploiter at heart. Always will be.

I wan't to move on blater, but you keep going back to the same old shit. I'm bored of it. I'm bored of reading it., and I'm bored of seeing filtered text. icons. It happened 6 months ago move the fuck on. If you want to talk about it privately we can.

>>145438183
Depends how dedicated you are and how willing to number crunch you want to be.

Would you prefer to make 1.6 million in profit faster or 2 million in profit slower? To put it in perspective you'll be making 4.8 million in the same time you make 2 million if you go faster, but there are more risks for going fast.

>>145439328
I'd prefer as few risks as possible.

>>145439273
>Could it be Crimeshitter?
>Nope it's probably one of Nullfaggot's friends posing as her

Can we find out who, gtag?

>>145439807
It's me. I came in to gather some more info, and what do you know it's the same blokes talking about shit that happened 6 months ago.

>>145440005
>Anon
>It's me

Aite den, very enlightening, thanks dumbass.

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>>145439273
why do you keep doing this to yourself?

there are multiple webms and pics of you;
tiggerbot firing walls you step behind
shooting while rolling
headshoting someone whos not in your direction
SNS pistoling objects away

>>145439575
Well, then it's going to take a longer amount of time to get your warehouse full with the same end game risk of the actual sale mission.

I would pay for PC /gtag/ to back to the way it was in like August last year

>I'll do ANYTHING as long as it's legal... ish
woah

>>145441310
>bestiality confirmed
pets in online confirmed

>>145440790
Those were not me. If you're going to copycat at least get the getup correct. The fuck even said he didn't want to trigger against pubbers to prove a point. Learn to read.

>shooting while rolling
how fucking new? People have been doing that shit since dedgen.

SNS pistoling objects away
A literal bind on a keyboard. along with several others. Could be done with any weapon in the game. I mainly used it for removing windmills from garages and LSC's

>headshoting someone who's not in your direction
I seriously don't think you can comprehend how dreadful my internet connection used to be.

I could shoot one guy twice with a heavy. He'd fall over and die. I'd get in my car drive off then get killed by him two seconds later. His kill cam is literally him falling through the map rapidly at 10 health.

I've seen piles of cars spawn on top of me at once by lester's warehouse.

I couldn't play siege, let alone any fps comfortably when every 15-30 minutes or so I'd spike up to 600+ ping for exactly 11 seconds

Gta was the only game I could actually play since it's peer to peer instead of server based.

It was actually hilarious to see what I actually look like through spectator.

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>>145437007
Bumping for answers

>>145442896
520,000

>>145443046
For the accommodations or the gun safe?

>>145443159
oh sorry.
520k for gun safe
795k for the accomidation

I didn't even realize I spent that much holy shit.

I need an accountant.

>>145442896
Just fucking look yourself, it lets you customize it and shit and you'll see how much it costs, it won't force you to buy it if you look at the prices

>>145443272
OK, so for the million dollar office with gun safe and accomodations, the 1.9 million large warehouse, and the 250-500k small warehouse, I'm paying at least 4.5 million in order to get my business started, which is more than half my money at 8.5 mil

That's 2 full large warehouse deliveries and at least one or two small warehouse deliveries before I break even. How long would that take, considering I'd probably be doing most of it solo?

>>145443436
I haven't bought the office yet, I'm trying to figure out if it's worth dropping all that dosh on it yet or if I should heist a little more first so I have some buffer room. I expect I'll reach 10 million by the end of the week and I'm tired of running pac stan so I'm hoping this can become a proper source of income for me

>>145443601
depends if you're doing it solo or not.
If you have a good squad and you only run 3 crate orders

-you should fill up one large with casual play in a day
-if you wanna neet it out you could fill both large in a day/day and a half.

>>145443952
Say for instance I can't find anyone to join my organization. Are 3-crate buy missions possible or is there some sort of time limit? What is my time-frame looking like solo as opposed to the off-chance I get 3 idiots dumb enough to waste their time helping me?

>>145444028
3 crate missions are a toss up solo

Sometimes it's all in one van and it's a cakewalk
Sometimes you have to kill three heli's or a valk and individually take all three crates one by one to your warehouse
Sometime's there's a police sting, but it's all in one van
Sometimes it's a trap ,and the sellers will try to kill you. But it's still in one van.

I wouldn't attempt 3 crates with randoms mucking about solo. People who play this game are assholes.

>>145444285
thank you for the information. Is there a time limit on any of these missions, buy or sell?

>>145444285
>People who play this game are assholes.
/gtag/ are no exception. I have failed three sales so far because people want to be funny. Infuriating as fuck since a lot of the sale missions get real tedious with one person.

>>145444361
for the heli and valk missions yes. They can actually escape with your stuff.
Anything else, I can't really say yes because I haven't been slow enough to see if they actually take it or not..

>>145444430
It's kind of your fault for playing with gtag.

90% of them are actual retards who still manage to die in heist setups. So I'm not surprised. I have no issue with you driving a karuma if you're a low level. Just don't waste my time.

>>145443601
>I haven't bought the office yet
You don't have to buy it you cuck, go on the fucking website and pick an office and pick your customizations and it'll show you how much it costs before you decide to buy it.

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>>145444853
rude desu

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Looking to join PC GTAG crew.

SC ID: Remnic

>>145445540
not accepting new members at the moment.

>sell a few beloved cars to get office + warehouse
>realize that this whole CEO thing probably isn't for me
oh

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>>145445618
this is news to me. why?

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>office provides you with an infinite supply of free snacks
>you still have to grab them one at a time

Requesting invite. "TheMemeDaddy"

>>145444361
buy missions: 15-minute limit, timer only shows up when there's five minutes left

sell missions: 30-minute limit

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>>145446268
>>145445540
No idea if I did it right to be honest.

>>145446601
Got the invite. Thanks.

>>145446601
I got it too. Thanks m8

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>>145446253
>one at a time with ~10 sec of transaction pending.

>>145446482
Damn I can't imagine ever running out of time on a sell mission with that much time, but I could imagine running out of time on a 3-separate-crate buy mission. Have you guys ever ran into trouble with time on these missions?

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>>145436082
It fucking worked, thank fuck I'll never see you ingame.

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Also not an Audi but still better than sex.

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Concorde when?

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>>145447608

its a dirty girl

>>145446960
>play on PS4
>getting snacks is instant
:^)

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>>145447959
tfw playing on a ps2

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>>145448036

That's no PS2 that's a SNES

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>>145448747
Dunno anon, it could have fooled me.

New update worth reinstalling for?

>make trucks/vans containing cargo immune to explosives
>you now actually have to steal it instead of blowing it up
>can bring it to your own warehouse or just throw it into water for a bigger than 2k reward
There, I just fixed this update

>>145448881
can't unsee sametree.

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>Everytime you die you get it anyway
>Everytime you kill npc's that had this gun you pick it up because you can't see it on the ground because it's so small
fucking J*

>>145448928
No

>Remove blips
>Maverick co-pilot can see and tag other players using the camera
>tag shows the blip on radar and person stays tagged for couple of minutes or until death

>>145449015
>allowed to hide his combat pistol
Tell me your ways, great wizard

>>145449026
I already started the install m8

>>145449015
you dont "get them" you retard

its just the change sessions thing. it restores your loadout.

once you pick a up a gun from the ground you can just drop it its no hassle really

only good thing about this update is the gun locker

>>145442737
>cant play siege because of 600 ping
>tfw mradonis ping spikes to 6000 on siege

>>145449048
I already told you your game is fucked

>>145449106
>its just the change sessions thing. it restores your loadout.
for you
everytime I die it comes back to my weapon wheel and it's the only gun that does this
and since I don't use it it's annoying that when I kill cops around my for example car
I walk over the gun when I am getting in and it's back on my weapon wheel

>>145449331
like i said

i changed my loadout once. i got into cop cars, got shotgun and pistol etc. , i changed sessions and those picked up weapons were gone. if i didnt want to change sessions then i simply dropped those said guns

sounds like a git gud issue

What GTA car would Stannis drive? I want to be like the One True King.

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>Can't hide certain weapons in my loadout
>Stuck with original pistol forever
>Stuck with fucking tear gas forever

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

How the fuck do I fix this?

>>145449592
Emperor

>>145449640
i only have the .50 pistol and the heavy revolver

just git gud

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>>145449836
>just git gud

HOW?

>>145442737
I thought you were supposed to have gotten good playing CS, how'd you manage that if you cant play games online besides GTA? Your bullshit keeps piling up.

>>145449884

you have to ___git gud___

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>>145450047
HOW?

Is it just me or is there little to no one online?

>>145446960
holy shit are you playing on PS2?

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>>145450047
HOW??

>>145450174
Its almost as if most of the crew is US and its a weekday

>>145449884
>>145450137
If you're stuck with certain weapons, drop them and buy them at ammunation and try hiding them again.

>>145449828
>a lowriding ghetto car

say what

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>>145450310
THANK YOU BASED GOD

>>145449461
>i changed my loadout once. i got into cop cars, got shotgun and pistol etc
wew lad even I don't get that fucked by the game
like I said the m9 is the only gun that does it for me
but when I change session the m9 doesn't go away and constantly needing to drop that gun is annoying

>>145449640
>>145449884
>>145450137
>>145450264
Verify game cache :^)

>get call from assistant
>profitable special shipment, come to office to purchase
>get to office, literally nothing different
did I fuck up by having 1 full warehouse? I bought a second small one just in case, but nothing changed... halp

>>145450450
i dont need to constantly drop weapons, you misunderstood what i said

>>145450479
Special shipments are bugged. I was playing as an associate to a CEO when the CEO's assistant (male assistant so I knew it wasn't mine) called me about a special crate

>>145450479
It just bugs out sometimes

>>145450652
this is the first time I've ever gotten the call. Is there any troubleshoot to get it working? are they limited buy timed?

>>145450715
Oh, if it's your first time, make sure you're checking the right place. The special shipment replaces the "1 crate" option but is way more expensive than 2k

>>145450297
Its almost as if I am too US and on a weekday. Wow, how strange.

Did you fags know you can change your GTA usernames, but only once a year?

No, really.

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Just unlocked these by logging in

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>4 man squad packs into one sedan together and tries to deliver crates

I'll fuck you up because I can. If you don't care about your crates, neither will I.

>>145451481
>4 man squad packs into one sedan together and tries to deliver crates

That just sounds comfy and like bro time to me.

Why you gotta be that kid?
>That kid that was not invited to the road trip, so he nukes them from a fucking jet

don't be that kid

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>>145451557
Life is about fight and competition, it's like you don't like sensless violence. You are in a lobby full of random people, get at least a fucking insurgent to show you care enough about your shipment.

>don't be that kid
I'm not vicious - I always leave them alone if they ask mind you.

>>145450571
I never said that you needed to drop them
I said that constantly dropping the gun is annoying
referring to the m9 that I don't want in my weapon wheel

>>145451719
>Life is about fight and competition

He says, posting from a computer, living in a first world country.

lmfao kid

>>145451753
hey, can't blame a man for pursing his dream you know

>>145451825
>pursing his dream you know

>his dream
>his ambition
>his fucking life goal
>is to be a shitter and ruin fun in online games

not bad actually, respect

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>>145452138
thank you, I work hard every day and follow my dreams. Quick, grab my hand!

>>145452201
>Quick, grab my hand!

It looks sticky and full of regret and shame.

>>145452240
this is happiness juice, anon

>>145452320
Its still sticky and full of shame.

Nigga I ain't touching that shit.

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BODYGUARDS GET PAID A CUT OF FINAL SALE OF CRATES FUCKING

W H E N
H
E
N

THE NEW CONTENT IS FUCKING POINTLESS WITHOUT IT

>HEY BRO COME HELP ME FOR 4 HOURS AND GET LITERALLY FUCK ALL OUT OF IT LMFAO

GIF RELATED, ITS ME ON MY FUCKING MECHANICAL DINOSAUR WHEN I REALIZED CRATE SALES ARE NOT SHARED, OR EVEN GIVEN A SMALL CUT OF TO MY FRIENDS.

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>>145452402
no, I mean, I get your point - comfy sessions, killing is is a sin etc, but I really don't understand your indignation when no crewmates are getting hurt plus, as I said, I usually leave people alone if they ask. You're too tense.

>>145452762
>but I really don't understand your indignation when no crewmates are getting hurt

Only showing mercy and not starting fights with "your own" is very nigger like.
>I a crip nigga, so I don't start no shit with no other crips nigga
>but i fuck up dem bloods all day erryday
>they aint kin nigga

Its niggerish. Don't be a nigger.

>>145452718
never you fucking poor sack of shit

I looked at the price of shark cards for shits and giggles.

Suddenly I wholly understand Hitler.

>>145452860
>you fucking poor sack of shit

I've made nearly 6 million from crate sales, and was already on around 3 million.

I'm fucking rich, but can't share my wealth or pay people for a job well done. It makes the content worthless.

Mark my words, in a few weeks, it'll be dead as dead, as nobody will be a bodyguard for free. Nobody.

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>>145452847
are you saying I'm the reason we can't have nice things? But what about kill on sight everyone policy?

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r8 my qt

>>145452905
>as nobody will be a bodyguard for free. Nobody.
you'd be surprised

>>145452929
>gold car
are you a nigger? Do you have gold teeth too?

>>145452910
>what about kill on sight everyone policy?

Nigger-tier.

And in GTA terms, you're acting like a 12 year old "shoot everyone LOL" faggot, because you're worried about 12 year old "shoot everyone LOL" faggots.

Get the point? You're acting like a cunt, because you're worried other people might be a cunt.

>>145452929
nice tranny

>>145452929
Where? Is she behind that tranny?

>>145452984
>are you a nigger? Do you have gold teeth too?
Name a better color for the Vacca.

>>145453083
Something that's not bare metal.

>>145453083
It's a Ferrari, so red you fuck.

>>145452986
>you're worried other people might be a cunt.
they mostly are though and 85% of the time whoever is speeding towards you isn't going to invite you for a ride.

Passive mode exists for a reason, too, and a lot of people enjoy freemode pvp. There are numerous countermeasures to avoid getting disturbed (most of them not very expensive), not the least switching to a less-populated lobby.

Not sure about you, I personally hate delivering crates from point a to point b for hours without anyone trying to get to me in the meantime. Might as well try farming simulator 2000 if all you want is to keep W pressed.

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>>145453004
>>145453027
Just a bad angle lads.

>>145453159
>Vacca
>ferrari

>>145453259
The problem with this game is that fights just never fucking end until someone gets outautisted.

>>145453363
nice shoes, let's fuck

>>145453083
So should I go for an orange color?

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PC BTFO

HOW CAN PC EVEN RECOVER!

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>>145452929
Character: generic female, can't blame you because of this games shitty character creator

Car: kys tier

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>>145453083
>>145453110
>>145453159
>>145453648
For the Vacca go full Bruce Wayne and try to replicate this color. I'd say classic silver fits well for it. You won't look like a NPC car because it's a fucking Lamborghini, there's no chance of you looking like a NPC with a Vacca.

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>>145453392
We agree to disagree I suppose. For me, nothing is more exciting than working in a team against a team of equally good players and coming out on top, but maybe it's just me.
Some prefer slow farm in an empty lobby and I can understand that.

>>145453669
autismo

>>145453363
Found a good one yet?

If i do ceo missions solo is it best to always buy 3 crates or should i just buy one?

>>145453775
You try making a better looking female faggot.

>>145453825
1 crate
>Always be able to deliver in a single trip
>Have to do it 3 fucking times to match 3 crates

3 crates
>If its a "something went wrong" episode, you have to make 3 trips, and risk niggers fucking your crates up
>However, if they're all loaded into a van ready to go, get it done 3x as fast

Depends on risk/reward

Much safer in a helicopter, if shit goes bad.

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It's a 'Rockstar replied to your support ticket without actually reading it' episode.

[RAGES EXTERNALLY]

>>145453893
You can't make a good looking female in this game.

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>>145453893
>good looking female
>with GTAO character creator

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>>145453951
It's a 'Rockstar replied to your support ticket and gave back more money than you lost' episode

>>145453953
I'd post Joacimot pictures to prove you wrong but I don't have any.

Quick. Post Joacimots!

>>145453951
>Send them a ticket about a genuine problem
>Include a video
>Get some generic response about verifying my game cache and other bullshit
>Ticket is closed immediately after
Why are these mouthbreathers even paid?

>>145453739
Isn't that stone silver?

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>>145453998
It's a 'You cheated but evaded ban' episode

>>145454014
because they close enough tickets per day to meet the daily target, and you know how they do it.

>>145454010
>Prove me wrong by posting another tranny.
Yeah, nah

>>145454018
Is that in classic or metallic?

>>145454176
Both. And even pearlscent.

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i made a thing

>>145454435
Some of this info is wrong.

A full warehouse of 111 sells for 2.3 million minimum, when I did it was given 2.7 as hazard pay due to other players being in the lobby

so yeah, your thing is wrong, I think

are the vehicle upgrades actually worth it?

>>145454528
i didn't factor in the bonuses you get if there are other other ceo's in the session

>>145454528
There's an important word you skipped when reading that list.

>>145454435
>average profit per run
> -41,459

you don't lose money on delivery, you fucking moron

>>145454593
>-
it's ~ you fucking imbecile

>>145454593
> an idiot tries to economics
Just stop

>>145454593
>Calling anybody a moron when you can't even understand a simple spreadsheet

>>145454634
>>145454663
>>145454681
Rather than shitpost and damage control, I'll just say I'm sorry.

The fuck does ~ mean?

>>145454691
approximately

>>145454759
Ah, right. That makes much more sense.

Right that is that settled then, I'll just go kill myself in shame now. See you later.

>>145454790
Bye

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ARMED SUBMARINES WHEN

>>145454943
>Implying there wouldn't be a fuckton of waves if there was actually a submarine race

>>145454943
That's great, give shitters a way to kill people in the last comfy area of the game.

>>145455159
>not performing daring manoeuvre through the crushing depths to flank your enemies with your trusted crew
>not being called captain
>not wearing sharp navy uniforms
you fucking hippie

>>145455159
>the last comfy area of the game.

What is there to do with a submarine online exactly?

>>145454528
You can grind crates in a solo session then switch to a more active one to make more money?

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>>145455258
I kind of like slowly drifting away upon the waves.
Can confirm, very comfy

>>145455336
On delivery, a fuller lobby gives hazard pay, or something.

I just remember my warehouse being worth 2.2 or 2.3, and getting 2.7 on delivery instead.

>>145455402
Any practical use or is it 100% just for comfy?

I'll still get one, even if its just for comfy.

>>145455483
just comfy. I occasionally just sail off the coast in marquis too kill the engine and enjoy the skyline.

Underwater is awesome because it's incredibly detailed and there is a lot of exploring to do - there are shipwrecks, reefs and the such.

>>145451557
If they're doing PvP jobs with their org they should defend themselves. There's a reason there's 4 people in an org when you can only get 3 crates.

If you wanna go on a comfy road trip go do that while you're not in a job designed with PvP in mind.

And don't say crap about them just wanting to make some money, because there's plenty of PvE jobs that are more profitable.

>>145439273
>Triggers. Don't. Miss. and I miss a hell of a lot.. They double tap targets without re-chambering, and they spam m1 mid roll multiple times. A parry only fires twice.
GTA Triggerbots do miss, especially on moving targets
They don't double tap either, so nice try

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>>145454943
I don't care for armed subs, but huge subs that fit a full lobby yes pls

>>145455775
That wouldn't work with the underwater terrain at all.

>>145429451
Homing Launcher shouldn't lock onto cars t b h
Also a 1 hit kill if fired without lock-on on Jets
>Homing Launcher is now much easier to dodge in agile armed helicopters
it IS sorta easy to dodge rockets with a Buzzard

>>145455409
What do you mean on delivery? On delivery of the crates to the warehouse or when selling them?

Sorry if this is obvious in game, I haven't started the CEO stuff yet.

>>145456069
Pretty sure he means when selling, as opposed to when buying. They're separate mission types.

>>145456069
>when selling them?

when selling them

>>145439273
>Triggers. Don't. Miss. and I miss a hell of a lot.. They double tap targets without re-chambering, and they spam m1 mid roll multiple times

Maybe in CS:GO they don't miss (even though they do), but triggers in CS:GO work way different than what menus use for 'trigger' bots.
They're not even really triggerbots, they're more auto-fire aimbots with a low FOV.

Basically what they do is when you hover over a player it'll shoot at their head (or whatever you set it to), and not just make you shoot.

This is because a trigger like in CS:GO wouldn't work in GTA since GTA has horrendous netcode. If it were to work like in CS:GO and simply cause you to hit the trigger when someone is in your target it would miss a lot, making it basically an aimbot reduces the shots you miss but you'll still miss a lot because of bad netcode.

Also back to CS:GO, triggerbots there do miss because even though the netcode is way ahead of GTA it's impossible to get rid of latency issues even at a LAN, so yes, they do still miss even if not as often.

>>145455409
>>145456069
If there are other people on the server you get extra dosh. 1% extra per "regular" player and 3% extra per CEO, capping out at 20% maximum

>>145455627
>designed with PvP in mind
The money you gain from blowing up crates is not worth enough for you to even care about doing it. It is pve content for open servers.

The only thing you gain is the pleasure of having blown someone up, and that's something we've had in this game since day one. Long before you got those 2000 or whatever from messing up a crate delivery.

It is as petty as running all the way up to paleto bay to collect a 1000 dollar bounty. Just sell a felon gt or something, and stick to plain old white blips in LS. Unless you really do just want to ruin someone elses comfy/gain.

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>>145454528
you were right i made a slight goof, a full large warehouse is worth $2,220,000

here's the readjusted thing

>>145456337
good work m8

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>>145456337
>he doesn't do above 111 runs.

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>>145456290
fucking hippies ITT

>>145456290
It's not about the money anon, it's about the fun.
VIP work was always PvP focused, CEO is just expanding on it, whether you like it or not.

>The only thing you gain is the pleasure of having blown someone up, and that's something we've had in this game since day one

Except now they have a reason to fight back because they can't just go into passive mode and there's a lot more fun battles happening on the ground and in the air.

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>Friends and randoms have wised up, and wont be a bodyguard for me to shift crates for fuck all money

Its treason, then.

>>145439273
Can you please upload your video again?

>>145456419
How?

>>145456217
>>145456128
>>145456110
Thanks bbs. About how long would it take to grind 111 crates solo?

second time I've gotten the "special shipment" call in the same lobby, when there actually isnt. perhaps its because of the certain warehouse thats still full(GEE)?

>>145456781
Sell the lowest amount of crates and keep a spot open

>>145456749
Depends. 1 at a time would be around 10 hours, I personally don't know how fast you'd be able to do a 3 crate job, but if it's as fast, it would be about 3 hours.
>>145456781
Those things glitch out even with a not-full warehouse. I checked when the timer wasn't up though, maybe that glitched it.

>>145456749
>About how long would it take to grind 111 crates solo?

Around 4 hours, and that's not including the 5 min cooldown between missions.

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Aren't cop cars usually locked as long as there are living cops in them?

>>145456557
special crate doesnt take up space

>>145457079
Yes it does? Assuming you mean special items anyway, because special crates are actually what they call the normal shit.
I have 109 crates, and 2 items. Can't buy shit now.

>>145457065
No

>>145457065
how the fuck are you supposed to do this one if you dont steal it right away? they'll just race off and you can't stop them anymore to steal it, and you can't shoot them because they have bulletproof windows.