/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Trevor for the win

PANDA PANDA PANDA

>>145209508
aloha reddit

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>>145209523
the XLS is a mix between a mercedes whatever and a BMW X5

i'll leave the rest to you anons

>me and 4 friends on a server
>pretend to be cops
>get 2 cop cars
>pretend to talk over the radio over the mic
>we go to pull over someone
>pull him over
>make him walk in a straight line
>he hits our car
>beat him with night sticks and flash lights
>we pull over many people
>most of our pull overs result on the other criminals of los santos discharging firearms at us
>if a guy runs from us we shoot out his tires
>we make sure to never shoot the criminals unless they discharge their weapons at us
>we take 4 people in the back of our cars to the LSPD like good officers
>eventually the crime families get mad
>start sicking the cops on us
>realize that the crooked cops of LSPD go after their fellow officers to the highest bidders request
>get out of LSPD
>do vigilante work by pulling people over and shooting them
>we get masks to do proper vigilantism
>start blowing up and shooting criminals we pull over
>people eventually want LSPD again
>"its too late, you drove us away and now we wont come back"

Life as a vigilante doesnt pay but damn is it fun.

Can you get the phone call about special items in your office?

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>You have destroyed a Special Shipment.

>>145210716
enjoy your 2k

What's this I hear about VIPs getting free Buzzards? Was that nerfed or something because I don't see anything like that

>>145210963
That's because you were too stupid to buy a buzzard at some point.

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>"thieves are running away on foot"
>hound them down in my savage (I know buzzard is a better choice, but I just like the dakka)
>hum "flight of the valkyries" and think to myself how the NPCs pissed off the wrong people who send attack helicopter after them
>get overexited, continue showering thief's corpse with a hail of explosive shells for solid 10 seconds
>"crate has been destroyed'
Blood for the blood god, totally worth it

>>145211025
But it seems like he didn't, because they're free for people that did?

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>>145210802

I know, right?

It's all fun and games fucking someone out of their investment, but that's really all the motivation there is.

>>145209921
>tfw you dont have any friends to do this with
>tfw you dont have any friends to to anything fun with

>>145211086
That was always the case. If you own it then whatever pegasus vehicle securoserv can access will deliver it to you for free negating the pegasus charge if you go through them. If you are an associate then you can also access those vehicles provided the VIP/CEO owns them.

>tfw still want yacht despite i know how this will end

save me before it's too late

>>145211264
It was free for VIPs as well? How come nobody talked about free Buzzards that spawn fucking close then?

>>145211025
>have to buy it
>"free"

>>145211316
yachts are comfy, live a little.

>>145211347
Because there was never a reason to be a VIP before.

>>145211412
>VIPs
>getting
>buzzards
>free

>>145211412
>poorfags are actually this stupid

>>145211564
VIP Jobs are literally the fastest way to get money.

Easy fixes rockstar decides not to do
>make it so you don't have to leave the season to join a heist so you don't have to guess whether or not it's full
>place "join heist" under the job list with death match, races, etc.
>if someone leaves a heist prematurely, make it so the remaining people join back at a lobby
These things kill the online experience

>>145211697
>>place "join heist" under the job list with death match, races, etc.
But it's right there in quick job.

>>145211025
I bought a Hydra instead and regretted it.

>>145211693
Not with the cooldowns.

>>145211907
Yes with the cooldowns if you work around them.

>>145211879
>I bought a Hydra
>I regretted it
Do you just stay in passive mode the entire game?

Is there anyway to wear the turtleneck sweaters with any of the overcoats? I tried buying that premade fit, the Hearth or something, then trued changing the coat/sweater and that shit didn't work completely

Why can't we wear any combination of clothes, cuckstar? Why do you hate it when your playerbase tries to have any sort of fun?

>>145211907
>headhunter
>haulage
>headhunter
>haulage

>>145212043
Considering women can wear the turtleneck with any overcoat, and the Hearth preset works with it, I'd say turtleneck incompatibility with suit jackets/overcoats is a glitch.

Fix it Rockstar.

>>145212069
Pre-CEO though.

>>145212007
No, but I play with friends more often than solo and it'd be nice to be able to fly them around instead of just providing air support.

>>145212043
Because it might clip, COMPLETELY unlike every other outfit in the game

>>145212206
It's the fastest vehicle that can spawn at a helipad, and only second to the Besra in terms of jets you can buy

>>145211582
I'd argue that the people who call the removal of a $100 charge a "FREE VEHICLE" when it still costs 1.7 million are the retards. Especially when the cost was already so low that it was completely inconsequential to begin with.

>>145212478
>and only second to the Besra in terms of jets you can buy
>Besra
>Being better than a Hydra
No?

>>145212636
>$100 charge
Confirmed poorfag who has never been a VIP.

>>145212162
I can wear turtlenecks with closed suit jackets just fine but that's pretty much it, which is weird

I genuinely don't know why they do this if it isn't some kind of glitch that they won't bother fixing

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>>145212527
Tug is the best. Shame that second bridge further down is impossible to squeeze past

>>145212636
Way to out yourself as a poorfag bro.

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>>145213028
I had the bright idea of letting the boat lean. Interesting to see how that actually worked from another perspective

>>145212780
I bought a company tower and a warehouse, but none of the pegasus vehicles I have access to are accessible from the CEO menu

>>145212636
It's actually $25k, so the only way to order one is to negate any VIP work you did do or will do.. Ordering only 70 Buzzards costs the same as buying one

Not only that but you have a Buzzard for anything else outside of VIP shit, which is undeniably a useful addition to your pegasus line-up, as it's the smallest and quickest attack helicopter

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>come back after a while of not playing.
>see that they finally add gun safes
>minimum $1something mil for a ceo pad
>decide to run heists with randos
>people keep dying like nobody has done these heists at least 20 times each

Never mind the grind but will this playerbase ever get good?

Holy shit.

>>145212717
It's not? Well then, I guess it's the best pegasus air vehicle

>>145211845
Oh shit am I retarded

>>145213426
Heists are ironically not efficient

Find grindfriends or you will be wasting your time

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>>145210716
My god this.

I feel like such a dick doing it, but screwing someone over by ruining both investments of time and also money feels so good at the same time. Just got off a 2hr session and the amount of rage in chat, my god.

Some of the best moments have come out of this update personally. Being chased while transporting goods (actually sometimes more interesting and tense the bloody heists t b h) is nerve wracking.

I think it's kinda a shame that everybody is so focused on making money that they'd rather tune themselves out of the broader experience, then actually to partake in the fun.

>>145213426
I did the same thing, but instead of doing heists I just sold one of my Osirises

>>145213910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpogUikM9s8

>>145213867
I've figured. Every now and then I'll run into a pack of decent folk and stick with them until they log off.

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deepest lore

>>145213910
>suit pants with a leather jacket
but

>>145213954
You have to make money to take part in a lot of the fun the game has to offer though.
>it costs almost $3million monopoly money to get a helicopter loaded with miniguns
fuck

>playing prison break to save up for office
>get to the beach part
>demolitions drives buzzard into the sea
I don't know what I expected

>>145213954
>the fun
I've seen level 20s with Hydras, there is no hope for fun

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>>145209287

>>145214218
>playing prison break to make money
Why? That's the easiest heist for someone to fuck up.

>>145214393
I'll give it that it looks cool, and drives really well for a super, but it's slow as shit as far as super's go. Unmodded in no-custom races, of course.

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>heavy sniper's damage is reduced by 75% if you hit an arm or a leg
Pretty decent way to balance it but it's still OP as hell

>>145214397
Haven't unlocked any other heist yet due to shit matchmaking and randumbs leaving

>>145213358
But if you own the buzzard then it's free, even as VIP, right?

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>>145214574
so its a just like a Lambo?

>>145214574
>Unmodded in no-custom races, of course.
>of course.
That's definitely not the default, you fucking poorfag.

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Why.

>>145215668
>its hard to be a cuck.jpg
Not for you. ;)

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Guess what this is the interior of

>>145215470
Nice shot, but jets can take a hit and keep flying

>>145215985
A car

>>145215985
A vehicle!

>>145215985
A metal box on wheels

>>145215985
A GTA related post

>>145215985
that much shit on the passenger side would hav to be a rally car, so subaru or audio since those are the only rally car brands i know

>>145215470
if he's flying that low you should just use a minigun tbqh kin

>>145215985
Audi s1 sport quattro

>>145216451
i hear it's only slightly better than the entity
can't justify the purchase

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>we he says you're going on a burn ride and 5 minutes in asks for a hummer

>>145211025
buzzards were top tier purchases when the game came out, you diaper

>>145216451
>another 12 yo car design

why can't rockstar make proper car

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>Still can't remove the gay zebra print off the faggios seat
>Pic related will never be brought back

>>145217847
>Wanting the gayest faggio ever

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>>145217701
don´t buy it
gta has a ton of great sedans and coupés
or sports cars
let the 12yo have there fun in their supers

>>145217940
Faggios are gay, fuck off.

>>145218240
Half the people that bitch about supers can't appreciate the classics either.

>>145217147
it outran my fully upgraded t20 on the bridges at the end of The Commute in a no-contact race

>>145218638
>he still plays in crew dominated sessions

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>mfw trying to recreate TVR Reflex Spice on my Verlierer

Maybe I should just get a Banshee 900R.

>>145218824
Because he would get his ass handed to anywhere else.

>can't wear the new tan/khaki tshirts with anything

for what goddamn purpose, rockstar?

HAHAHA WHY SO EZ PZ

>>145218824
>he stay plays gtao

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>>145219421
>he still browses the general

>>145219521
> he still

>>145219690
>he

>>145219815
has no style
he has no grace
this kong drives
an insurgent

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>>145219954
Ow, I cut myself on all those jaggies.

>>145219954
sounds like a shitty youtube "gamer" corp.

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more contact missions when?
also 6th fucking garage when

>>145220254
GOD I WOULD FUCKING SUCK DAN HOUSERS DICK ALL NIGHT LONG FOR MORE CONTACT MISSIONS WHY CAN'T WE HAVE MORE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED CUTSCENES YOU CAN REUSE FROM THE CURRENT POOL WE ALREADY HAVE JUST MAKE MORE GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCK ROCKSTAR

>>145220254
these missions in the public sandbox with all abilities and no life limit FEEL more like how th egame should have been from the start

it's actually amzing to me how little the missions are fucked up by being in a public room with randos. we could have easily done titan of a job or all the heist setups in a loby with no load tiimes.

gta6 when?

>>145220490
>heist setups in a loby
But then they couldn't have them scripted to railroad the experience and make you waste time.

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>>145220490
skiddies, military stuff and everyone in the lobby doing fuckall ruined that

at least we got freeroam events right?

>>145220490
The majority of missions could have been done the way the CEO missions are done. Hell, the could have even had enemy factions put out a call for assistance the way VIP missions create enemies out of other players.

Heists have to be instanced to work though just because they wouldn't have been doable.

>>145220567
specifically I was thinking of the pacific van switching setup

>go a place
>shoot guys
>drive a place

warehouse missions are pretty much this just without animations

>>145220064
We don't have youtubers in cypress creek anon, and if we did they'd be allowed to post at their own pace.

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>>145220567

I was so eager for some free-form heists.

Give us a target and let us figure it out for ourselves.

And what did we get.

The heist is a failure because you deviated from the set path.

The heist is a failure because someone died.

The heist is a failure because you were spotted.

Fuck me.

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>>145220789
>enemy factions
hnnng
so many factions they have and could introduce

Rockstar's probably not going to go anything for E3 are they?

>>145221068
It's already been noted that Rockstar is going to be at E3 this year. Chances are they're just there for the new Red Dead and they'll probably be at the Sony show since they only ever show up at the winning console's show.

>>145221189
pretty much
we´d be lucky as fuck to get sp dlc

>>145221323
They'll never do single player dlc and all the GTAO stuff they're doing now is most likely just shit they're prototyping for 6.

>Made 6 mil from CEO for letting /gtag/ collect crates for me
Baller

>>145214592
Get friends

>>145221189
>Stage gets quiet
>Suddenly Rockstar's glorious logo appears on the backdrop
>The crowd goes fucking wild, throwing chairs everywhere
>Presenter comes out says "The people asked for it, and now we're here to present it..."
>Crowd shuts the fuck up and holds their breath
>"Ladies and gentlemen here it is! State of Emergency 3!"

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>>145221498
>he plays in gtag only session to grind his cargo and suck the fun out of all of it

>>145221610
>not Agent

>>145221610
I would kek so hard

rockstar never do E3
if sony have R* at E3 thats like shenmue or ff7 moment again

>red dead 2

xbone exclusive

>>145221774

There is no problem if anon wants to suck the fun out, he's only doing it to himself.

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Woulja look at these

>>145221547
>implying anyone on 4chan has friends
Wondering if a reddit crew would be a step up or step down

>>145222192
>implying everyone in 4 chan is a worthless neet
oh...

>>145222192
I would have helped, but now I'm not going to.

>>145222153
man legs

>>145222153
a30mm! make it happen!

>>145222153
>wrinkled sheets
sluts

So how long until R* starts letting CEOs spawn hydras, rhinos and gunsurgents via the CEO menu?

>>145222712
Next update

>>145222712
30 mins

>>145222712
They already can.

>>145221498
Crew killing these people should become acceptable.

>>145223167
Or you could just become a CEO and do the same.

Thinking of selling my Turismo R for a FMJ, worth it?

add me to the gtag crew? alternative2000 just the regular one not ps4 or pc

>>145222192
>everyone on 4chan is a friendless kv like me!
c'mon man you know better

btw a reddit crew is probably both a step up and down. they've probably got pros and cons just like this crew does

>>145224163
kys

>>145223849
I'm a big fan of how the turismo handles; it's my go to if there's a lot of turns
Haven't tried FMJ, buy it in SP and test a bit

>friends and I shitting around in a small public
>suddenly small session fills with pubbies
>four of us and about 20 of them making CEO work a huge risk

>we divide into separate corps and start hiring all of the pubs
>"hey don't fuck with them until they fuck with us"
>entire session playing nice, everyone getting dosh

>one kid goes out of his way to ruin someone's 3-box buy
>"Public Alert: This kid's fucked"
>entire session merges on kid to ruin his night

I love this game sometimes.

HACKERBUX WHEN?

>>145224607
Never

I'm drunk

t. burger

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>>145224163
>I force my way into sessions containing people that hate me and wonder why nobody likes me

>gonna be a good week, boss?
>saturday irl
>thursday ig

this woman is testing my patience

>>145224504
That's some smart playing right there, friend.

>>145224607
Hackerbucks are over

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Post cars you want to see with an in-game equivalent

>tfw no every man's Pfister in a hypothetical Hipster Part 2

>>145225819
>Not just bending her over the desk and fucking her

>>145225901
God, a 944 would be great. I would love to see a Futo hatchback for full on AE86 memery and also 80s-early 90s cars in general. We're really lacking in that area for cars that have any degree of performance.

>>145209921
Pretending to be a cop is fun.
>with /gtag/
>no wanted glitch
>4 monkey masks shitters in the session
>cleanse the session from them with the help of NPC cops

>>145225826
Conglomerates are powerful things.

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>>145226161
>tfw the Futo and the Ruiner are the only 80s cars in the game
>tfw no Testarossa
>tfw no Countach
>tfw no fastback Futo
>tfw no eighties 911
>tfw no transaxle Porscbe
>tfw no 240Z
>tfw no Stratos
>tfw no F40
VICE CITY / EIGHTIES THROWBACK UPDATE WHEN

>>145226161
Blista is 80s, no?

>>145226610
I hope soon. 80s cars are best cars, I need more box machines in my life.

>>145226778
meant for >>145226610

i'd love a Lotus or two, Excel & Elan maybe

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cuddling puchis is fun

>>145226778
Blista Compact is, yeah
>tfw pc only fag and can't use it
>CRX is one of my favorite cars
fug

>>145227114
what do you mean? i see it in southernsananfuckthisurl right now?

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>>145226909
Fuck, I'd kill for an Espirit.

>>145227273
Wait, did they change things? Last I checked, you couldn't purchase the Blista Compact without having played on old gen.

>>145227340
afaik that was for the custom paintjob one in singleplayer, and my pc-only friend bought an Elegy a few patches in to the pc release, so either they fucked something up and didn't fix it or patched it so prev-gen only things can be bought by first time pc players but didn't mention it to anyone

What kind of dosh do you get for blowing up someone's crates?

>>145227723
2k a crate, worthless, really.

>>145227438
The Elegy is given out for free on PC, I'm not seeing the Blista Compact over here. Fuck, I got my hopes up.

>>145227723
A whooping 2000 gtabux.

>>145227723
You get the "bag" kind of dosh.

Get it, "dosh"bag? Because only a fucking douchebag would go around destroying crates.

>>145227805
>>145227854
>>145227895
>>145227905
Jesus christ, really? What the fuck kind of incentive is that? It really is only twats who go after them.

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well, had a chance to take a look at Aurora through Nipples eyes, so meeting wasn't entirely pointless.

>>145214608
Order from pegasus it's $200, from securoserv it's free

>>145227892
weird, the wiki doesn't say it's restricted or anything, the go-go monkey one is for returning old-gen players, nothing else. if you don't see one in the wild, might be worth ticketing R* at some point

>>145228237
Just to be clear, I'm talking about the Blista Compact, not the Blista in the compact race category. That one is restricted.

>>145227723
Why can't we steal crates? Missed opportunity desu.

80s nostalgia faggots are the worst.

>>145228508
i know. are you steam or standalone? my friend is standalone and without being a returning player has all the returning player shit unlocked somehow

>>145228660
Even worse is that most of these faggots were probably born in the 90s.

>>145228625
Really, that would be an actual incentive. And it seems menus might be back already. So much for this fucking update. Only able to do anything in public lobs full of cunts.

Puchis are to be loved and cared.
We all should be more like /@/ and /aceg/

>>145228898
I'm Steam, so that's probably that.

>>145228941
You mean the people that call themselves 90s kids in spite of the fact that they were probably only alive for 3 years of the 90s at most?

People really don't understand that all the people that would be considered 90s kids were born in the 80s and grew up through the 90s, just like the 80s kids were born in the 70s and grew up through the 80s.

>>145228948
>no more mindless rampages, people need to coordinate and box in delivery trucks
although to be honest, I'd probably attach remote bombs to each truck to deny them in case of loss

>>145229086
You should kill yourself.

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>>145229264
Go away, butthurt fag

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Reminder to grab some food between crate grinding cooldowns.

>>145229086
We can't be a comfy general since this game is a multiplatform title.

>>145229504
Kill yourself first

>>145228660
it's not really nostalgia since a lot of cars from the 80s are still around, y'know.

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>>145228660
>he lacks refinement to appreciate classics

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>>145228660
I'm not even a le 80s kid, but goddamnit, you don't have to be nostalgic to appreciate these designs.

>>145229827
The 80s would actually have to produce a classic car for anyone to appreciate the classics.

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>>145230028

>>145229827
Cars from the 80s were awful shitboxes with absolutely zero exceptions. There are no classics from that time.

>>145230078
I'll fuck off, just like all the capabilities of auto manufacturers during the 80s.

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Welp guess Crafty's dead.

>>145230126
so you don't like cars enough to know that you're wrong. ok.

>>145230301
And nothing of value was lost.

>>145230301
I bet Nessi did this

>>145230126
The more iconic Ferraris were built in the 80s.
You are literally so fucking retarded you bring this whole general's average IQ down.

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>>145229670
No

>>145230572
Then we're at an impasse.

>most hot hatchbacks
>countach
>sierra rs cosworth
>quattro
>aston martin v8
>288 gto
>corvette c4
>rx-7
>to name a few

yeah the 80s was proper shit mate.

>>145230126
I don't even give a shit about cars, so long as it gets me from point A to point B it's okay with me, but even I know you're so wrong it hurts my brain to try and comprehend how wrong you are.

>>145230670
Yes, all of those were shit.

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>>145225901

>>145230670
Pro-tip: The majority of those cars debuted in the 60s and 70s and none of their classic models are from the 80s.

Dumb shit.

>>145230303
Anybody that actually likes cars knows the 80s were the dark ages. Sorry your taste is objectively shit and you had to find out this way.

>>145230807
so are you posts, but you're keep going

>>145230925
This is what happens when you let kids that played Vice City talk about cars.

>>145230869
they're still considered classics, niggercunt

So what's better, running single pickups for a bit until you're full and then selling it all, or doing pickups in groups of 3?

>>145230925
>the 80s
>dark ages
there was still some leftover yucko from the mid 70s fuel crisis killing car production but it's just as valid as any other era of cars for having some truly great designs

>>145231150
No, you fucking retard. Classics are always regarded by model, make, and year.

Thanks for proving you're an absolute retard.

Let's take the RX-7 for instance. The line debuted in the late 70s, however the classic and iconic RX-7 came out in 1991. The definitive RX-7 is a 90s car.

The classic Aston Martin V8s come from the 73 to 78 line as well.

There isn't a single 80s corvette that is actually considered a classic either.

>>145231640
Also, is it worth grabbing a second warehouse so I don't have to deal with the cooldowns?

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>>145225901

>>145230869
what, 2 things have an earlier model? hardly majority, especially since "hot hatchbacks" is plural, aside from classic meaning more than pre-80s like some of you stupid children think

>>145231683
ok all the lists that have 80s cars are wrong and car review magazines should all apologise for previous editions that mention classic 80s cars

yes you are clearly right and not at all an ill-informed teen with 0 driving experience

>>145231683
>not preferring the FC
pleb tier RX-7 fan

>>145231764
It's absolutely recommended to grab at least two warehouses. Best run seems to be small warehouse & large warehouse, to sell the small off to bring in profit while you slowly chip away at filling up your larger warehouse to sell for a massive profit, with headhunter/sightseer in between any downtime.

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How does one avoid the black screen of death when delivering buy cargo to warehouse?

>>145232224
>large
I wish, I blew nearly all of my money on the office and a small already. Eventually maybe, though. Should I grab a second small anyway?

>>145232167
Damn son that's sad that all you can say is muh magazines and le kid. But then again that's to be expected when all you could do in the first place was name an entire line of cars instead of the model and year.

>>145232471
you cant
just wait it out
it goes away eventually

>>145232471
Don't enter with anybody else.

>>145231683
why are you so angry

lots of people would consider cars on that list from the 80s to be classics and would call them as such. don't just suck the dick of some nerds who only focus on certain cars. appreciate all motoring history or shut the fuck up about it

>>145232589
would adding the model and year make it easier for you to google them and see people calling them classics, so you can come back and be angry again about being dumb at car history

sorry you stupid nigger, it doesn't work like that.

bye.

>>145232850
boom roasted hashtag worldstarhippedhop

>>145230842
Hng, knowing Rockstar's tendency to mash-up designs, that would be a perfect combo. A little bit of >>145227279 thrown into the mix could work tho.

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>>145232604
>>145232616
I think this is the loneliest death.

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Will Rockstar even expand on the locations in the map that never got used in the SP story like Chinatown street, the college or pic related?

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>>145225901

>>145232850
Too bad it does work like that faggot ;^)

>"Bye boss"
Y-you too

>>145232689
When you stop using the word classic as "old car I like" and start understanding what actually defines a classic car maybe you'll understand. Otherwise we might as well considering Lady Gaga as classic music and just throw out Coltrane for being just jazz.

>>145233168
That was used for the Life Invader assassination.

>>145233491
If Lady Gaga ends up being historically iconic, that might be something you have to live with much like you have to live with the Ferrari F40 being a classic.

anyone unable to connect?

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straight busta

>itt people fight over terms that have multiple accepted definitions, but think theirs is the only right one

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R8 my private military Company

>>145233728
>dumb whore pretending to be hard
enjoy getting gangbanged dumb ho

>>145233837
keep dreaming neophyte

>>145233798
>Wannabe Ghost
>Blackwater the worst PMC in recent history

3/10
You tried, that's worth something.

>>145233798
impressive, goes from being medieval to modern with a single click

>>145233645
> F40
> not the 288 GTO

God damn you're stupid.

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>>145234020
hey man
I work for Academi and they're just fine, that shit in iraq didn't matter at all.

>>145234051
I thought we were talking about cars that were definitively classics, not old cars you happened to like :^)

>>145234020
who is "Ghost" ?

>>145234136
Explain why the company had to change names multiple times, my man. It's to hide all the bad shit.

>>145234289
its because Blackwater and XE services sound comically sinister for a PMC

>>145234165
Then we would be talking about the 288GTO and the F50, not the F40 that basically exists for pictures. But then again you don't know anything about cars so you wouldn't know how widely panned the F40 was, and how it under performed at every event. The car that's widely considered a cash in car.

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>>145234136
>that shit in iraq didn't matter at all.

>>145234523
Yet one is iconic to this day and the others are merely accepted as brilliant cars amongst enthusiasts. In the same way that people still jam to The Police, the best of the 80s may not always be the bits that people remember as classics.

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>>145233645
But nobody has to 'live with' the F40 being a classic. It -IS- a classic...

>Thread has love for 80's style cars
>Thread finally realizing we only have 2 in game

I'm proud. It took you geezers long enough.

>>145226610

Stratos was 70's, friend.


Still being a faggot and begging they'd add a Quattro style car to the game

So I've just bought my office and I'm wondering what warehouse I should get.
Suggestions?

>>145234436
Sounds professional, actually.
Problem is- ya fucked up and gave it a bad name.

>>145235017
Get all the cheapest large warehouses you can get. It doesn't matter where they are; all the CEO jobs are designed so that you travel a long distance regardless of where your office is.

>>145234759
You mean the Testarossa? Yep, that's the Ferrari most people know because it was also the Ferrari most prominently featured in 80s media. After that most people will probably know the Enzo.

>>145235229
>You mean the Testarossa?
Funny, that, the beginning of this argument was someone suggesting the Testarossa couldn't be an 80s classic because it began production in the 70s.

>>145235380
And they would be correct. However it was the Ferarri that was seen by the general public all throughout the 80s. The F40 was only known by car enthusiasts and Ferarri diehards, whereas the F50 actually had media penetration.

But I digress, the general public rarely decides what's actually a classic or not. If they did then A Christmas Story wouldn't be considered a classic Christmas film.

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We didn't need another org to be there to sell my crates.

>>145234523
It is still a classic though.

Does it matter that it under-performed at every event? It was never designed as a track car. It was purely built as a road evolution of the 288

You've got to be kidding that you think people seriously prefer that pig ugly F50 over the F40 aswell. The F40 is far more iconic

>>145235782
>If they did then A Christmas Story wouldn't be considered a classic Christmas film.
>implying that movie isn't tits
kys

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>>145235054
well, to be fair
I didn't fuck up anything, only signed on with them last December after bein forced to quit the po-lice :^)

>>145235958
Is your cunt of a girlfriend okay with you hanging out with the orbiters?

>>145236002
A Christmas Story bombed and was panned by the general public. It wasn't until various television reruns that it became considered a classic. Prior to that it was a cult hit.

Funny enough It's a Wonderful Life also bombed, and it's considered a classic film.

The general public has literally no say in what become a classic.

>>145234927
Kaz go to bed

>>145236110
I don't have a girlfriend.

>>145236110
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

yet.

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>>145230629
fair enough

>>145235982
So iconic that no one does anything with it and the Testarossa is still the first Ferrari anyone ever mentions with the F40 potentially coming up after enthusiasts get through all the actual iconic Ferrari.

I mean a car that people didn't like on either end of the spectrum, didn't perform well, was a monster sink of money, notorious for engine failure, and only ever looked good sitting around is clearly an iconic classic.

Gonna need an invite to that PC GTAG chief

SC: Edryad

I wanna see what's new in this dead game

>>145209921
This is so gay

When you just want to find a cozy lobby you end up entering the lobby where everyone is a psychopath, hydras are raining fire from the hell sky, muggers are running rampant, rhinos and insurgents are both on the map, and there are constant explosions.

>>145237803
Time to make some friends

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anyone for pacific standard?

>>145238463
What's your psn?

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>benefactor (mercedes) has two classic cars
>pegassi (lamborghini) has one classic car
>dewbauchee (aston martin) has one with ugly ass guns fixed to the hood
>ubermacht (bmw) has none
>ocelot (jaguar) has none
>enus (rolls-royce) has none
this is an injustice

>>145238463
Sure, post gamertag

>>145238463
minty is that you

>>145237875
I have friends anon. It's just silly bothering to stay in a lobby where 90% of the time is going to be duking it out nonstop. If I wanted that I'd just go play an adversary mode or deathmatch.

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>>145238568
FUCK and obey (audi) has none either
why does benefactor get all the love, the new SUV could very easily have been an ubermacht if they just tilted the looks slightly more to looking like an X5

new menu's next week. Anyone else excited?

>>145239176
no
kill yourself

>>145239762
more like face of asperger's
being unable to befriend other people without acting like a dipshit and acting retarded isn't evil, it's just pathetic

>Get a call about a special item in the middle of a CEO mission
>Finish the mission and head back
>No special item
Fuck

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>>145235017
I would advise against the airport.
Sometimes ive been caught by assholes just as you exit the motorway and reach the circular road while making that long drive south in a slow moving 'shoot me' truck

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>>145209287

>>145240886
>DarthNihilus
>Jakemm188 and using face pic
So this is the power of dicord

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>>145240886
>>145241087
Yeah we get it mate, hes a dickhead who shouldnt be associated with in anyway, also a pedophile.

I will never understand why some people keep falling for this feeling bad for higgus meme and giving him a way to worm into gtag sessions when hes made it pretty clear he has no right to exist

>>145241179
dicord?

>>145240886
>>145241087
nobody cares about your opinions discordfags
higgus is cancer but so is anyone that's in the 'official' discord

>>145240886
>>145241087
>using discord
whats the point of even being in the crew

People actually use discord? Are you WoW kiddies or something? Who doesn't use curse/vent?

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So, talkin about videogames.

Its a you lose 2mil in cargo because /gtag/ decides to do a epic /tv/ meme episode

What does /gtag/ think of the F620?

>>145243737
It's shit and you're shit too.

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>>145238568
>>ocelot (jaguar) has none
>tfw we'll never get an in-game version of the greatest British car of all time

>>145243601
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>145243601
>doing a 2mil cargo with /gtag/
the only person you can blame is yourself

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>>145241821
Who uses external programs at all? The game has a perfectly functioning chat, if you need to swear just space it out like "f u c k"
>>145244138
If they made a Windsor Classic they could have the XK-E from SA
Wouldn't make much sense for it to be an Enus though

>>145243737
Coolest-looking "free" car in the entire game, but not much going for it in the way of performance or customization. Still a worthy replacement for the lack of an F-Type though.

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>>145244560
Fuck, I was so pissed when they turned the Windsor into a generic Rolls Royce coupe. I want my fucking erudite British wheels, goddamnit.

Anyone else realise you never need to aim once you get the rocket launcher? Just shoot at people's feet or grenade them. ez

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>The session you're trying to join is using a different targeting preference.

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>>145245053
whats it matter unless you're a shitter using a controller for anything but driving/flying

>>145245053
>Go auto aim
>Dead lobby and easy killing for CEO

>>145245053
>be on free aim
>try to join a crew session
>The session you're trying to join is using a different targeting preference.

I thought GTAG wasn't for babbymoders.

>>145225901

hipsters don't drive 944s, shows how good it is.

>>145245428
Hey now that was an accident my friend was playing single player with a controller and he switched it.

>>145245045
some people are actually good at the game

>>145246267

not good enough to avoid explosions. What you gonna do when someone holes up in a place where they can just rocket or grenade you but you cant snipe them?

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There we go, what I was looking for. KOS Higgus.

If you like puchis, why do you like them?
If you dislike puchis, why do you dislike them?

>>145246541
>Implying we all didn't know this already
>Implying your word has any power
>Implying Lieutenants have any power in the crew

>>145246540
There's always a way to get those type of players. They'll run out of rockets anyways.

>>145246541
fuck off nullphaggot

>>145247414
It's just my faggot way of saying, I was wrong and should have just believed the higgus was a bad guy thing instead of giving a benefit of a doubt.

>>145247385
I don't know what punchis are, so I do not know if I like or dislike them.

>>145247446
no they won't

unless they join deathmatches regularly, they'll have infinite ammo

>>145246541

>nullfaggot

If you didn't pretend to be a girl you wouldn't be in the crew. you're literally worse then higgus, fuck off back to your discord hugbox, I'm sure you have tons of yes men waiting in there for you.

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>tfw new patch
>I see pixel online
>she's not playing with the crew still

>>145249806
Why would she? She is better off on her own than rejoining this crew of idiots

>>145234927
The Countach and the 240Z were also built before the 80s, but they were still incredibly popular in the era, which is why I added them. Same goes for the Stratos.

Also, shit you not, just say a Quattro driving by my neighborhood a few moments ago. Truly a spectacular car, also wish it had an in-game equivalent.

>>145248937
Like I said there's always a way to best them, counter-snipe them, airstrike (more effective than you think but less than you had hoped for), minigun, etc. I've faced tons of these type of players when playing GTAO, you just gotta outwit them, get into their head even if they're mindless.

any early morning gtag public sessions without randoms??

what's a good 4 door car?