/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Octarians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Octolings

>>145290273
oh yeah i knew i was forgetting something
>The current EU Splatfest's results are about to be announced!

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>>145290273
Marie

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5th for surprise Splatoon announcement at e3!

>>145290390
World won in votes and wins.

>>145290450
I'll eat a bag of crows and dicks if World wins

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>>145290273
That's a cute picture of Callie, good choice.

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>>145290535
Hope you're hungry :^)

Results when

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>>145290752
!!!

>>145290752
Welp, wish I'd played more than seven games now.

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>>145290752

Long live the queen!

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>>145290752
Well at least it was close

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>>145290954
She's not a Queen, she's a Princess!

Game is hard

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>>145291094
Marie is the Queen.

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Trying my own hand at writing some Splatoon fics. The difficulty I'm having with basic things such as sentence structure are only making me appreciate our own writeanon even more.

>>145290752
I'm glad Splatfest is no more an "pick the less popular team to win" event.

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>>145291619
keep at it anon! the important part is not to write an amazing fic, but to improve and most of all, have fun doing it! putting your heart into it is the most important part.

We need a pair of octolings who'll be the Scanty and Kneesocks to the squid sisters' Panty and Stocking.

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>>145292654
Cheers anon. Don't even know if I'll end up finishing it, but it's just as you said; to see if I improve at all.

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>>145292978
Friends with Octarians!
Following the ruuls with Octolings!

>>145292978
No.

>>145293427
How about a pair of male octoling celebrities, and we give Callie and Marie canonical boyfriends?

>>145293896
Even worse.

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>>145293896
Fucking LOL, naturally they'd date the enemy species that they've confessed to EATING.

>>145293896
>How about we do the worst thing possible for idols

>>145294017
Hot.

>>145294023
At least it would defunk the debate whether they are in fact idols or standard pop stars.
I mean shit, for all that's been said they could both already be married.

>>145294184
They're not idols. There's no debate.
It's not a debate that would even need to be ended. The fuck?

OBJECTIVELY THE TOP 10 BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME

1) E-liter
2) Dynamo Roller
3) Octoshot/Tentatek Splattershot
4) .96 gal deco
5) Range Blaster
6) .52 gal
7) Neo Luna Blaster
8) Zink Mini Splatling
9) Splatterscope
10) Carbon roller

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>>145294556
I mean I know that, they can't be idols based on technicality. They already do everything an idol couldn't.

>>145294738
I don't see the Kelp Splat Charger on that list.

>>145294738
Replace the Octoshot/Tentatek with the Wasabi and you got it right.

>>145296036
I'd hoped you were dead.

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is that anon who wanted to play with me after the splatfest still here?
i can't use my tv right now but i can still add you/exchange e-mails or something

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Toasty

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>>145296236

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>>145296570
Spicy.

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>>145290359

I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

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Anyone else find the Bamboozler MK. III to be the easiest Banboozler by far?

>>145297508
>Spamming someone who isn't even a real character

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>>145296540
Yeah I'm here. I can't use mine right now either actually, but if you'd like to shout me your code you can message me on [email protected]. I'll send an actual request maybe at the end of the week.

>>145297673
Burst Bombs typically make a weapon much easier to wield.

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EU Splatfest banter

Who's ready for another splatoon update announcement at e3?

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>>145298168
Part 2

>>145298323
For once that's a bit sour on Callie's part; what threat?

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>>145298172

>Squid Sisters World Tour!
>Third batch of Sheldon's picks!
>New Testfire!

>>145298470
The threat of bad taste

>>145297508
Bet you can't make it bigger

>>145298642
Touche.

>>145298630
What a new testfire even be for? It won't be the same because everyone is a master of the game by now.

Quick question, for shooters like heavy Splattling and Splattershot, do you have to aim a little further in front of the enemy? Like a roller?
None of my shots are hitting.

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Still best weapons

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>>145300046

>>145300046
>>145300229
The Heavy is cool. The Mini and the Hydra can burn in hell.

How do I edit my Rank? For deranking purposes.

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I'm just passing here to say if you want cool gear and weapons from amiibos, but for free or not the amiibos themselves, search "amiibohax".

You're welcome.

>>145301590
fuck off lean

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>>145301590
Master race wins again, get fucked moralfags

>>145301862
>shitty tumblr memes
smfh

>>145301862
>Game has been out for a year
>Not owning all of the Amiibo by now
>Being poor
>Being uninvested
Who's the master race here

>>145292556
Been saying from time that ranked turf war should've been a thing.
Now they could get rid of the unneeded 6x multiplier.

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>>145301862
The "moralfag" meme is retarded.
>cheats at children's games
>steals the content from children's action figures
>I'M SUPERIOR TO YOU

>>145302336
Once again, would not work. Ranked modes are all heavily teamwork based, Turf War is not.
And the multiplier is very much needed.

>>145302532
>Mammenmii
Japs have shit taste in squid noises, Woomy is far superior.

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well /ink/?
what team are you?

>>145300042
>Still no reply/answer
;-;
Help guys, I'm losing my rank here.

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>>145290273

>>145301590
Post the link to the video that explains how to do it. Search not turning it up

>>145303034
Bamboo shoot, I guess.
I don't know what these snacks taste like but whatever, gotta pick one.

>>145300042
Move to Japan
Aim anywhere

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>>145303034
personally i'm rooting for callie!
i think she'll look great in yellow.

>>145302582
>Turf War is not
Good luck with that.

>>145302582
>the multiplier is very much needed.
doesn't really need to be 6x now they've started to address the problems of all the good players flocking to one team.

>>145303172
I was going to call you lazy, but since I like helping...

https://youtu.be/FL3ZO4y5QhM

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>>145303383

>>145303383
When are we gonna get new shoes? There's like 3 times as many of hats and shirts

>>145303886
kek

>>145303886
more like shitty

>>145303034
Mushrooms are nasty

>>145303848
I do I make it so I unlock the gear instantly
I don't want to play the challenges

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>>145303886
Callie is OP as fuck, best character in the game by far

>>145304095
what are you, 5?

>>145304126
Pls nerf

>>145304126
pls remove

>>145303886
I think Callie would be a Reinhardt main. No guesses for what Marie would be.

>>145304552
Winston?

>>145304703
By no guesses I mean you shouldn't guess, because the answer is so obviously Widowmaker.

>>145304095
Be quiet Marie

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>>145304126
Just realized that as far as actual characters are concerned, Callie and Marie are the games main protagonists. And maybe Captain Cuttlefish also.

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>>145305990
but there are also Agents 1 2 and 3

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>>145306317

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>>145306317
keep it in the discord, we don't need your discord filth leaking into the thread

>>145306541
>>145306317
>posting resized versions

>>145306317
Always knew Scarth was a filthy kiwi.

>>145306568
>being this new

>>145305990
>Only appear during news and splatfests
That's side characters if I've ever heard it

>>145306812
So in other words the most observed and most expanded characters in the game?

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>>145306541
>>145306317
>not in the both papers

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I want to make a sad Woomy feel better

>>145292556
Now it's just unpredictable bullshit...

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>>145307424

>>145294738

Vanilla E-Litre Scope, Vanilla Dynamo, and custom Range Blaster, right??

Replace the Neo Luna with the Octobrush and you've got a list.

I kinda think that the Tentatek has lost its place on the list. Heavy depletion really screws it over.

>>145307853
>Give me back that cat or I'll rip your ears off you eight-legged bitch

>>145294930

Wasabi's hopelessly outclassed. Nowhere near top 10.

>>145308171
>Octobrush
>Better than the Luna Blaster
>The Luna Blaster with the best sub and special in the game
Good joke.

>>145308310
Get gud

>>145303065
I'm gonna give this one to bravo within the first thirty seconds.

>>145309857
where's the nsfw version. that pose means more than we see here

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>>145310030

Welp, time to take some chargers into rainmaker and provide more rage material for angry anon.

>>145310396
Don't forget the hydra!

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>spin around to hit someone trying to flank me
>CHING!
>aim back at someone else
>killed by kraken

Fuck, ゲームセンスがない. I'm way too out of practice.

Damn, just got completely carried by a brush. Guy took out two people and the shield, held off a kraken with flicks while someone else carried the rm, then kraken'd himself to lead the push and take out the last person. Went 20-5 or something.

>>145314324
How cute

>>145313947
Brushes might be useless, but they are good in others things too. They are the only weapons who can push Krakens, besides Aerosprays.

Don't question the brush's power.

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>>145314549
still waiting for that side scroller nintendo

>>145315219

Gamepad game exclusive to Octoling Amiibo which is itself exclusive to the NX definitive/remastered version

>>145314946
>brushes might be useless, but they are good
what

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Man, first good elitre match I've played since I got back into the game, that felt fucking awesome. Whip shot the couple shooters that tried to get in close, someone lobbed burst bombs up and I managed to squid under them and get the drop without him noticing.

gg chris and hc crew

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>>145290535
so where is the picture of you eating dicks and crows?

>>145298986
For new players to test. It's a demo

>>145317820

I remember when the last one happen alot of /ink/ players joined it to bully squibs.

YOU'RE A GODDAMN HYDRA IN S+

SHOOT AT RANGE YOU DUMB SHIT

sSHOOT AT RANGE

GODDAMNINT THEY'VE COVERED OUR BASE

JUST COVER THE GODDAMN TURF

IT'LL REVEAL THEM

SIT IN THE GODDAMN SPAWN POINT AND COVER TURF

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

GODDDAMN SCOPED CHARGER

WHY DO YOU EVER DROP DOW TO THE BOTTOM

STAY ON THE FUCKIN GHIGH GROUND

GdDAMMIT

>>145320315
you sir and the waifufaggots are the only things that keep this thread alive

and i thank you for your service

AS A SCOPED CHARGER

IN S FUCKING PLUS

I'M INCAPABLE OF HITTING

A GODDAMN

DYNAMO ROLLER

AT RANGE

YOU NEED TO JUST QUIT

IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING HIT A DYNAMO ROLLER

AS IT JUMPS TO SPLAT

GOD

fUCKING

DAMMIT

>>145322265
It's not as easy as you think.

>>145322934
this looks really bad

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>>145322934
>draw nice image
>ruin it with crappy detailed ink spots
every time

>>145303034
>>145303228
>inb4 mushrooms win because of pixiv lewds

>>>/mlp/

>>145327135
No thank you

>>145327135
/ink/ should be it's own board with all the Waifu posting

I want to put babby in the callie

AHHH PAGE TEN NO

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Well that's it, ded game and ded general.

>>145330384
In where? Her stomach? Why would Callie swallow an infant?

>>145331134
waifufags can only keep a general alive for so long before everyone realizes there's nothing to talk about.

>>145331259
i was going to blame E3 but i don't know how true that actually is

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proposal: softer squids have softer, thicker and squishier tentacles

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>>145332768
but how soft is too soft?

>>145332863
A little less than that is perfect.

>>145332863
>>145333458
stop

I sexualise squidgirls and inklings

>>145333914
Literally who are you

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

>>145332768
hoo boy

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So which Splatoon weapon is the closest equivalent to the weapon used at the gay nightclub in Orlando, /ink/?

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>>145336015
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>145336015
The Hero Charger.

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>>145332197
wait
wait
what happened to this artist?
>>145332768
I always made the assumption that squids gained weight in their tentacles like any other body part.

>>145336476
Could the hero charger kill as quickly?

>>145336015
>50 deaths
dynamo or luna

>>145336880
Probably not.

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>>145336015
>>145336476
>>145336880
>>145336952
>>145336971

Still kind of pissy because my team had to drop out of scl yesterday

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Lets stop talking about this topic.

Nintendo's E3 show is in afew days, might be some splatoon news, like splatfests

>>145337326
not gonna happen
>>145337240
can i join your team

>>145337326
>tfw E3's going to be covered in "remember Orlando" all over the place
Feels bad man.

>>145337326
it will be a direct port only

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>>145337326
I certainly hope so
I don't think they'd talk about something as small as Splatfests, though; more likely something about updates
Really holding out for something, though - E3 isn't sounding very exciting for Nintendo this year

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>>145336952
If the shooter in Orlando had a Luna, he'd already be dead before he gets another kill due to his shit range.

>>145337643
they were gays, anon...they cant defend themselves

>>145337454
you gotta try out rip

>>145337729
Didn't a lot of the Miiverse community celebrate gay marriage just a year ago? I remember it being all over Inkopolis back then.

>>145337643
i hate this image

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today's mmmenns embrace each other for lovers day! the thought that someone cares for you is perhaps the best feeling of all.

there are actually two different lovers days today, and it's a sheer coincidence! the first is an unofficial US holiday, called loving day, but close enough.
on this day in 1967, the supreme court ruled in the case loving vs virginia ruled that laws limiting interracial marriage were unconstitutional, giving people in 16 straggling states the right to marry interracially! this was an important step to guaranteeing the right to love for everyone - but just one step. even now, we have a long way to go!

another holiday, the one being referred to in this drawing, is named dia dos namorados, literally meaning "day of the enamored" but usually translated as "lovers' day". it is a brazillian holiday that is much like our valentine's day - gifts, parties, decorations and more can be seen all around, celebrating love! it is on this day because anthony of padua, also known as saint anthony, died on june 13th, 1231. saint anthony is known as the saint of marriages due to him legendarily reconciling many. thus, the eve of his death has been recognized as important for young couples to be blessed with healthy and wealthy relationships!

i hope you all have someone to love this lover's day, whether they be a spouse, significant other, family member or even just a friend! and if you don't - you're just not looking hard enough! after all, if you're reading this, then i love you already!
you also might think to yourself "wait! i'm not brazilian, or japanese! why should i celebrate this holiday that i don't care about at all?" well, it really goes to show that there's never a wrong time to love!

rip tia

>nnmenn
Nope. Wish this artist was at the Orlando nightclub so that we wouldn't see any more insufferable ORIGINAL QUOTE DO NOT STEAL garbage.

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>>145339098
I thought you said you'd stopped doing this in the last thread meimaime

>>145339337
Be careful, or you might lose a finger or two on that edge.

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>>145339403
huh? i never said anything like that!
and why would i? mammemmis forever! i love bringing fun and cheer to people!

>>145339098
i love you, anon

>>145339727
those buildings were ugly anyway. when are the sandniggers going to nuke urchin

>>145339820
bomb port first, or towers

>>145339612
You did say you'd stop, were you just attention whoring?
Just stop, no one wants twitter reposts and you already gave up

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>>145340301
i never said anything like that.
and sorry, but the mammimmes will never stop! i will not give up just because one stick in the mud tells me to.

>>145340654
Cancer.

>>145339141
i wish

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>>145340654
Judd a cutest and a best

>>145339337
>>145340301
>>145340705
You people really will find an excuse to hate anything, eh?

>>145339098
cute

>>145341580
manmimo is deserving of all the hate, not only for joining up with babthud on the discord, but attention whoring and constant posts about something that is not splatoon related, maybe if minmame actually had the game they could stay, but as it is now, they need to leave

>>145342271
>maybe if minmame actually had the game
>>145296540

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>>145342271
>constant posts about something that is not splatoon related
>Says the guy who constantly posts about shit that isn't splatoon related (AKA crackpot theories, Discord, "babthud", "/ink/ natives", the "downfall" of content creators, garbage)
Kek.

>>145342580
>>145341580
>>145340654
Samefag.

>>145340301 (You)
>>145340705 (You)
>>145342885 (You)

>>145342885
their posts have to look similar in order to call someone a samefag, anonsan

>>145343349
let that whisper be a death rattle, stop posting discordfag

We'll get some sort of Splatoon announcement. Likely a big one - the devs have said they wanted to do something more. Mark my words.

I'm hoping for a new gamemode or an expansion to single player.

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Mature woomy butt when?

>>145343682
It'd be cool if you could jump off inked walls holding away on the control stick plus jump.

>>145343885
That feature was removed early on in the development. That's how the E3 2014 version worked, I remember. Or – not exactly that, but something about jumping back on to bridges. It's in the announcement trailer.

>>145343682
that would be great but I think they are going to hold back any new ideas for Spla2n or Splatoon NX

>>145306541
>>145306317
Who cares?

What is this from, anyway, and how do you have it?

>>145344031
nogami, in tears, gave endless thanks to fans and that they wanted to add in one last surprise/more content. i hope they deliver. it's the devs' passions and i still couldn't be happier for them. they're all such nice people too

>>145343724
In Splat2n, single player campaign. Team Ninja will develop it

>>145344047
>Who cares?
>Please tell me more.

>>145343724
>mature
>not loli
lol

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Proposed wall mechanic so snipers aren't so OP on perch.

>>145344220
Doomy or Woomy: Extreme Rainmaker

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>>145344220
>not a from software team up

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goodnight callie
i love you

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>>145345713
octolings love you more

>>145345771
>>145290359

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>>145345771
well i certainly don't love octolings

>>145345934
>It's impossible for Octolings to love
>It's impossible for Octolings to be loved
This is the way things are.

>>145337062
Come on, Marie would be laughing her ass off if she were watching

So what day does the E3 Nintendo digital event happen?

>>145347616
I remember someone saying Nintendo would focus on Legend of Zelda at E3; that was a long time ago though

>>145347694
Why would you post if you're not going to be helpful?

>>145347792
I do not know

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The Japs are taking this chocolate debate really seriously.

>>145348486
If you have less than 2000 splatfest power in Japan, you are forced to kill yourself in public to restore your family honor.

>>145336015
.52 gal or the .96 gal deco

>>145350391
I don't remember the shootings being done with a Grenade Launcher, as awesome as that would've been.

>>145349725
I want a small group of Octolings to work for me, to capture and deliver cute squid girls to me.

>>145351210
Octolings cannot be taught complex instructions, all they know is killing and attempting to kill

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i LOVE octolings!

maybe one can find me and will want to be friends with me

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>>145351831

>>145351831
I would like to keep a grizzly bear with a vendetta against me as a pet

>just tried out the new aerospray for the first time
>haven't touched an aerospray since back when I was still a squib
>went 18 and 6
Holy shit have I been selling these things short.

>>145352896
aerospray is easyyy

>>145352896
Kit is good, weapon is horrible.

>>145351831
Will friends sit on your face if you ask them nicely?

>>145353913
If they do then there's a good chance they're not your friends

>>145353591
The weapon is actually doing more work than the kit is. Although burst bombs are extremely helpful in some situations, and kraken isn't bad for tower control.

>>145354103
Weakest Shooter by a huge margin, and has horrible range. The only perk it has is that it sprays so fast and so wildly that you hardly need to aim to hit something.

I wish sempai would notice me

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>>145354239
>new n-zap with kraken released
>since the update there's almost always at least one of them in every game
>regularly see shitters going 0 and 7 or worse with it
>said shitters are always on my team
How the fuck are people this bad? Did they only start playing n-zap because of the kraken? Because that would explain a fucking lot.

>>145354649
Yes, Kraken is called a crutch Special for a reason.

>>145354507
My one desire.

>>145348486
Candy is serious business

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Smug Marie!

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Callie attempting to look smug!

>>145358403
Not a good look for her

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I know this is a bit late, but fuuuuuuuckk sometimes I really hate my teammates

>>145360714
>raffi
>super juju
holy autismo

>>145360714
scrubs of the century. How does a dual squelcher go that back against a team of mostly close range weapons?

>>145361691
Too much pressure

>>145360714
Actually you could have had a perfect carry had you not died those 2 times. We've all been there.

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just lured a kraken onto a grate in mahi mahi.

In S rank.

>>145360714
I got 16 kills, 0 deaths in a turf war the other day and my team lost.

>>145365194
Was that supposed to be impressive?

>>145365549
no but your mom was last night

>>145364097
The "S" stands for "stupid".

>decide to try out a weapon I rarely use
>throw together a set with whatever I feel like will work well
>one piece of gear I've never used, so it only has one slot
>buy the rest of the slots and go battle
>after a while I finally get the last slot leveled up
>natural triples
And I'll probably never use this shirt again. Fucking RNG.

does anyone want to twin squad
nnid carrotze

so does tower control suck? or is it just me?

>>145370887
You just suck. Pick up a blaster or learn to charger.

>>145368806
what did ya get?

>>145370887
well somehow one team always wins
make of that what you want

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>>145370632

>>145370971
that's the frustrating bit. I do play blasters.

>>145371251
Looks like you were destined to shove you big fat Eliter down people's throats.

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>Can still wear it
>Can barely wear it
>Chest is...

>>145371251
me too, anon. I fucking hate tc with a burning passion. it's suck a piece of shit mode. if they removed it, I would not miss it one bit.

>>145370478
still wanna twin? already have you
can't promise much though

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>>145371525
git gud

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>>145368806
Which gear, anon? We must know!

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smooch

I just want to be level 45 for that sweet octoling haunt tee!!

>>145371479
my dick. I think I found myself a new fetish: girls growing into beautiful women and outgrowing their clothes
not sure why the woomy turned into a spaghetti, though

>>145371839
because it's two different inklings genius

>>145371752
It doesn't take long to reach max level by playing ranked.

>>145371590
sure. twin is up
can't play for too long, tho
>>145371620
I'm not too bad at it anymore. I still fucking hate it, though. much less fun than the other two modes.

Is it wrong to only play this game to sexualize inkling sisters?

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smoosh!
>>145371839
by that logic, they turn into a girl after the first and then back into a boy at the end
they're 4 different characters standing next to each other
good for you though

>>145372002
on my way

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mind reader

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>>145372046
Yes

>>145372046
Yes
There's more to this game than the damn newsreaders

>>145372361
These fucking Japs and their fucking obsession with cats.
What is wrong with that country

>>145372589
And this is rape

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>yogurt
>cap
>>145372660
i have an obsession with cats too so it's alright

I WANT TO Woomy

does ink resistance do anything?

>>145373271
No, it's futile.

>>145373271
if you're looking for the ability that let's you swim through enemy ink, you'll have to contact the japs

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and last but certainly not least

>>145373271
Yes and it's still the best ability in the game.

>>145373449
no, that would be haunt or ink recovery

please tell me why! I don't notice a difference. stepping in ink still locks me in place

>>145373437
Remember kids, if you want a woman all you have to do is pester and sexualize them and eventually they'll suck your sandwich
Workplace harassment got me everywhere in life!

>>145373449
Best ability is without question Stealth Jump.

>>145373640
Haunt is also godlike.

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>>145373650
they're a couple dude

>>145373640
It isn't complete immunity like it was before but comparing it to shoes without there's still a huge difference.

It also stops damage fron enemy ink which can avoid crucial kos from gals, bamboozlers and others that rely on ink to finish off after.

>>145373792
Not after the nerfs, stealth jump even with dynamos and lunas is a dead dream.

>>145354239
>has horrible range
That doesn't stop people to use Splattershot Jr. or Sploosh, or even the Luna Blaster, though.

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>>145373650
Bullying equals sex eventually. Why else do you think Marie is such a meanie?

>>145339098
Thanks for the daily dose and your message. you really cheered me up with your message cause I messed up recently

>>145374047
Obviously you haven't used it since. I pair Stealth Jump with everything; being able to jump wherever whenever is an incredible convenience. I haven't even noticed the effects of the nerf yet.

>>145374068
Two of those are extremely powerful, the other has Bubbler for insurance, and the Aerospray is a 5 shot kill.

>>145339337
>>145339403
Haha fist yourself

>>145303383
Callie looks so cute in a T-shirt.

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>>145374238
i'm glad i could cheer you up! that is why i make those posts in the first place.
everybody makes mistakes, even big ones. but owing up to a mistake is an important step, and shows you know what you did is wrong. that's enough for forgiveness in my books! of course, the next step is to try and make things better, but i know that's not always easy. still, even attempting to make amends can improve your situation a lot!
just know that if you realize you made a mistake, and try not to make that mistake again, no one can truthfully call you a bad person!

>>145374970
Awww

You know what they should remove? Ordinary jumping. You can swim up any wall in the game; when do you ever need to jump anywhere? You should be able to Super Jump and leap while swimming, but hopping about normally shouldn't be in the game.

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>>145374839
Callie in casual wear is a qt in general, wish there was more art of it

>>145375304
it's cute tho

>>145375304
why not have jumping

>>145375432
Not needed.

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>>145375331
hoping this isn't of offense but i honestly had to
>>145375492
but having jumping in the game isn't hurting anyone

>>145375492
youre being trivial.

you want to know what would be a meaningful change? separating vertical and horizontal look sensitivity.

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>>145375331
Maybe in a sequel we'll get to see the rest of Agent 1 and 2's outfits. I've seen people draw them wearing shirts, jackets, jumpers; or maybe just see them in their actual armor.

Better yet, have the lobby in Splatoon have dynamic layouts. Like sometimes you could find the Sisters chilling in the cafe downstairs or find the shopkeepers doing whatever they do in their spare time. That'd make the setting more interesting.

>>145375594
I thought the nose actually looked good in this one, but this might be better.

>>145375608
That is very much needed. I find analog controls near unplayable the way they are.