/ink/ - Splatoon General

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Sex with Marie!

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Too early, who cares

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>>145464520
Marie is pure r-right

So people, i'm taking the Squid Sisters and making MP3s out of them, and will upload them after I make some good fade ins and out. But, of course, the musics need names, and they aren't in the video, so i need your help /ink/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxkKUbNnXKE

This is the Tokaigi show. From what I saw, I Could maybe get some names, based on the OST album:
1- Splattack!
2- One Minute Left
3- Credits
4- Credits
5- Final Boss Phase 2

Are this correct?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cypzZDIXkBI

This one, the Choukagi show, I haven't quite lisened to it, but i'm stuck at the first song already.

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>>145465134
All the songs have official titles as shown on the Squid Beatz minigame, for instance the 'Credits theme' is called 'Maritime Memory', final boss theme is called 'Calamari Inkantation', and so on.

>>145464683
Pure sex.

>>145465008
>>145465205
>>145465337
>>145465501
Might just want to link the Pixiv from here, or at least post each image with some time between them. Gotta space out the bumps when the thread is this slow, as well as not cook the image limit too early.

can't wait for octoshits to get btfo again today when playable octos aren't announced

>>145465473
Ah, I really have to check them out, but is there somewhere where this info is avaliable? I'm searching but all the places only have links to the music on mega, and all links are broken. But the videos don't have them, or they show the name in japanese somewhere.

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>>145465134
>i'm taking the Squid Sisters and making MP3s out of them
Excellent, i love you

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>>145465614
Okay

>>145465949
>Squid Beatz is received as a reward for beating the Ravenous Octomaw during the Inkling Squid's amiibo challenge.
Also I don't have the amiibo.

>>145465949
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Music

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>>145465949
No problem, I can check the titles on the game itself.
>Final boss theme is "Calamari Inkantation"
>Credits theme is "Maritime Memory"
>Splatfest lobby theme is "City of Color"
>Splatfest battle theme is "Ink Me Up"
>'1 minute left' theme in a Splatfest battle is "Now or Never!"
That's all of the Squid Sisters songs.
And the solo songs are
>Heartbeat Bomb Rush
and
>Seaweed Nights

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Who /e3/ here
Ready to go in pajamas and snuggled up to my Callie plush so she can watch

>>145466461

CUTE

>>145466461
Nah, really not keen on watching a whole lot of fucking nothing,

any squads

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>>145466675
You never know
Even if it's not much, I'm still hype for Zelda!!

>>145466797
I think I'll just read about it the next day like everybody else.

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>>145466910
That's on you I guess
Have fun!

come on down for your disappoint, fellow squids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZwAGNVjc0

>>145466156
I think this is the sexiest image of Marie
Sexiest SFW image anyway

>you will never drown in Marie's ink

Why even wake up anymore...

>>145467197
feels bad that I'll never be able to find the artist

>>145467169
twitch tv/nintendo

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>>145467278
But anon, if you drown then you won't be alive to witness her ass pressed against your face.

>>145466437
The musics are ready, I'll just rename and upload somewhere.
This names are for the chogaki show, right? And, are they in order?

>>145466461
I'm ready for 10 minutes talking about amiibo and the rest of gameplay we already know.

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>>145467494
No, the ones I listed are in no order.
The order of the songs for that chogaki show are
>Ink Me Up
>Now or Never!
>Heartbeat Bomb Rush
>Seaweed Nights
>City of Color
>Maritime Memory
>Calamari Inkantation

IT'S TIME

>however, it's only a tiny portion of the whole world
OH SHIT

>>145467758
Thanks. I'm uploading right now.

>>145467169
>Before we devote the rest of the day to Zelda, here's some Pokemon
No Squids to be seen here folks, we can all go home.

>>145468178
I care about other Nintendo games...

>>145468178
No new Pok'emon to be seen either lol

>>145467452
but anon, what if marie drowns you with ink expelled from her ass while shes sitting on your face?

>>145469026
what the fuck?
you want to drown in marie's shit?

>>145469058
theres no poop inside marie. its just ink

and yes (´･ω･`)

CHOOSE A MOVE

>>145469150
mariefags are weird

>>145469439
You could argue an amount of Calliefags are into similar degrees of weirdness.

>You have to be 10 to become a trainer
>Unless you're Preschooler Oliver

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Okay, let's do this:
>favorite weapon(s)
>favorite color(s)
>favorite outfit(s)
>favorite map(s)

I'll start:
>dynamo, gold dynamo, tempered dynamo, custom hydra, heavy deco, zimi
>squid girl blue, that dark blue in the ranked queue that makes some hats a dark grey color
>legendary cap, forge inkling parka, octoling boots | studio headphones, cycling shirt / forge octarian jacket, cream hi-tops
>kelp dome, mahi-mahi resort

>>145469834
ive never seen a calliefag who wanted to drown in callie's shit

>>145469940
cancer

>>145469995
No, but I've seen some want even weirder.

>>145469940
We just had this last thread. At least add some more fields.

>>145470067
>things even weirder
that's a pretty short list
gimme examples

>>145470216
>I want to cum on Callie's tentacles

>>145470067
mariefags on suicide watch

>>145470327
that pure and you know it

>As the staff of GameFreak we went to Hawaii and did some research

>Why are you taking a week off?
>We're trying to make an authentic experience

>>145470216
There was that one guy that was into unbirth. Kept going on about swimming and nestling into Callie's womb.

>>145470582
i never saw that
the fuck

>>145470364
About as pure as wanting to piss on a kitten.

Let's see if I did it right. Here are both the Tokaigi and Chokaigi shows.
Is the link working?
https://mega.nz/#!Qc4EBTaY!XUyIITFbWTW1KvYY5a7TgtDbn24baovWgBF6R9fmwlM

>>145470715
i see that you dont think that its pure


well its pure. its like a kiss

>4 way battles
AAAAAA

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>>145470715
there are significant differences
for one, cats don't want piss on them

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>>145470792
A kiss might be the purest form of affection there is. No matter which way you look at it, bukkake... isn't.
Seriously, wanting to kiss Callie is a much more practical, much holier, and much more respectable goal. And if you ask me, much more fulfilling.

>>145471280
bukkake is cum everywhere. i just want it on the tentacles

>>145471078
If I self insert and enforce my headcanons hard enough, cats absolutely want my piss on them.

>>145470746
all good, thanks

>>145471363
Same deal. If you want to do it, splendid, but don't fool yourself by thinking it's some hallowed ritual.

>>145470746
by the way, the faster credits theme is the splatfest plaza theme

>>145471518
how about you dont fool yourself into think its not pure?

im about 95% sure she loves cum on the tentacles. especially in the suction cups

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>>145471394
i mean i guess.
but they're actually real.

>>145471659
I'll just take this as a shitpost then. If there was even a shred of evidence anywhere that disclosed that, otherwise it's just delusion.

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>>145471280
i suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree.
i want to kiss callie, but i also want to cum on her tentacles.
i want it to be loving and affectionate, and i want to give her what she wants.

>>145472023
mariefags on
S U I C I D E
W A T C H

>>145472072
That's perfectly alright then. If you _want_ it to be pure and such, then good for you. But in practice external application of semen is about as puritan as anal and ballstomping.

>>145472086
I'm a Calliefag through and through bro. But sometimes the standards of other Calliefags give me doubts.

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>>145472072
I want to fuck Callie in the ass because that's what she wants!

I haven't played this game since December and I want to get back into it. Anything I should know? Do people still play?

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>>145472086
Mariefags never have shitty arguments or fetishes like this, all I want to do is fuck Marie, don't care how

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>>145463557
> wheat
> toasty

>>145473670
Since then there've been lots of patches, lots of new weapons, meta has been turned on its head, plenty of people still play, most of them are Japanese

>>145473827
Neato

Thank you

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I want to lick fancy woomy's tummy.

>>145473953
We already knew she was a whore
At least she would be if she was a real character

>>145473953
I don't get it
Once the dress comes off she stops being fancy and goes back to being some nameless slut.
What's the point

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>>145470746
Thanks!

>>145477809
Nice legs
Nice tits
Nice Marie

>still talking about Splatoon when BotW is out

>>145477992
The discussion has come to a halt if you hadn't noticed

>>145477992
What is that, Google comes up dry.

>>145478813
new zelda

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These mp3s are tight

>>145480413
Unlike Marie's vagina

>>145480538
How do you know that?

>>145480538
Good, I won't hurt her that way

>>145480872
I'm her gyno

>>145480934
And she won't felt it either

>>145480413
I expect somebody to access the quality recordings when the Amiibo are out

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>>145481256
Why would Marie need a gyno after her hysterectomy?

>>145480413
She looks really fucking good in blue

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>>145481519
You right

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>>145470746
Damn, I don't remember Callie's solo being so good. Admittedly much better than Marie's.

>>145481519
Blue, just like her emotions
Poor sad squid

>>145482445
maybe cum will cheer her up

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>>145482706
That's all she has ever had
She needs a hug

>>145481494
that's not how that works anon. people who've had hysterectomies still go to a gyno
the real question here is do inklings even have gynos

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Fun and games with Octarians!

>>145483539
Probably. The presence of a bellybutton suggests they give live birth. So unlike real life squids, they should have vaginas.

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>>145483578
Remove that braindead Octoling, Octarians are best Octopus. Silly mutant bints shouldn't play with their masters.

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>>145484013
you seem angry, Octolings a best

https://streamable.com/nfkq
but hacking is okay guys
m-moralfags btfo

>>145484161
Off yourself faggot, you have shit taste in Octopus. Octarians are kings of the castle, Octolings are run-of-the-mill generic slave trash.

>>145484201
That's a pretty shit set for a Dynamo honestly. You don't need Burst Bombs when you one-shot everything.

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>>145484506
calm down

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some fucking guy was doing joke splatfests for e3

still no american splatfest news.

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>>145486532
still no EU top 100 results

Deadest game

>>145486760
europe hates games, why did you expect anything less?

>>145486005
That's some poor banter

>>145486005
I want Marie to look at me and shake her head in disappointment because I didn't support her empty team during that Splatfest!

>>145486005
>I won
It's shit. Callie's always about WE won.

>>145486532
Good. I don't need it now that I can just edit gear. 24-hour Turf War isn't fun anymore.

>>145488481
It never was fun

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hope you're happy moralfags

>>145488986
NO

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>>145488986
please remember Moralfags are Octarians and race traitors

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>>145488986
What is this alien language?

>>145488986
get rekt

>>145489190
Fuck off, this is serious

>>145489246
Rekt yourself, whatever they patch will just be hacked around within a week :^)

>>145488986
Yes, ban them all

>>145489190
>>145489460
Assmad moralcucks ;^))

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>>145488986
>random person not from Nintendo saying things

>>145488986
This is probably bull. Nothing will change about splathax until the browser vulnerability is patched.

>>145489807
Exactly, moralfags B T F O

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SUCTION CUPS

>>145490791
Hideous

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>>145490791

>>145488986
>implying nintendo can do anything when my save is already modified

>>145490936
What about this do people find attractive
It's disgusting

>>145494549
It's too fast.

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>>145494740

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>>145492213
it's soft and cute

>>145495128
That's better, matches the motion onstage.

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>>145495661
Do you still love her if she looks like this under those shoes

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>>145496436
it was a design decision to do that, since you can't remove the clothing on your character, so you wouldn't see it

>>145496664
this proves that callie and marie are the same size as inklings

>>145496664
What? How? Why is this relavent to the post you replyed to?

Does does /ink/ think about the new Zelda?

>>145497727
Not enough squid waifus.

looks good, will probably buy

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>>145497727
I like the Octarian superweapons, the cooking and shirtless link

>>145497727
Its like Dead Island + Skyrim with a Zelda skin.

I like it.

>>145498212
I also hope there are Hero Weapons that don't break, don't want to be up shits creek and break a paddle

>>145496940
First of all Callie and Marie are Inklings
Second of all wut

nobody cares about your octolings Babthud

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>>145500324
but babthud doesn't like octarians

>>145500736
everybody likes octarians
nobody likes octolings
fuck off Babthud

>>145490936
いつもの = As aways.

エロイッ!! = LEWD!!

>>145501645
we know

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Did some guide come out suggesting to use half defence up and half damage up or did japanese players all come to the same idea? I never see western players doing this at all

>>145490936
Second one looks like tumors.

>>145490936
tight.

>>145502013
more like a puffy anus

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>>145464434

So we have 91 weapons total, when are we getting 9 more?

>>145501889
>Splat Tim uses an N-Zap '99 which is hacked to work like a charger with a laser sight and has the abysmal accuracy of an Aerospray.

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Relevant posting

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>>145502834

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Repostan

>>145503981
>Marie's rear
Oh lordy

>>145501645
"Eroi" means "sexy", not "lewd"

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jellies!

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>>145510557

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>>145502013
it looks puffy.
puffy=tender
very cute

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>mfw team doesn't cover the base

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dead thread

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People always forget the squidmamas

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>>145512269

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>Soccer club Callie and book committee Marie!

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>Marie! Did you see the goals I made this time?!
>Mmhmm~
>Maybe it's 'cause of the good luck bracelet you gave me!
>I'm gonna do my best next game, too!
>Oh~
>(...Cute)

ded game
rip splatoon
2015 - 2016

Anybody want to squad?
NNID: [REDACTED]

>>145513402
we should merge since we are dead

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>>145513584
stop

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>>145513402
that's not true
I'm playing it right now

>>145513584
fuck off

I wanna cum on Callie's feet!

>>145514498
"feet"
>>145496436

>>145512906
>>145513106
Callie's uniform looks almost identical to the /ink/ vgl kit.

Suppose it's not that much of a stretch givin its just man u with all the text in woomyspeak, but still.

>>145515246
Fuck off

>>145514630
>>145496436
Somebody doesn't know how game design works

Inklings have been shown to have feet and toes and all in official art

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>>145514630
Modeling shortcut, not canon

where can I get a standalone squid sister Amiibo (NO TWO PACK)? it's a Japan exclusive, correct? why isn't it on amazon.co.jp?

>s+0
help

>>145516763
>lost
but I was playing well ;_;
time to waste an hour ranking back up

>>145517041
>RM Depot now in rotation
Don't kid yourself, you aren't going anywhere. Check back in 4 hours.

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>>145517376
I'll make it
don't worry

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>>145517535
Good luck, i'm doing something else instead. Fuck this rotation

Need best weapon please (besides a charger)

>>145520094
52 gal or 96 deco

>>145520094
h3

>>145520094
Cherry H-3 Nozzlenose, or anything from the H3 family

>>145520431

Yeah, I've been tryin 96 gal, but the nerfs kind of got to me and started experimenting with others. I'll never get out of S

>>145520094
Luna Blaster Neo

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What is the classiest outfit?

>>145520593
>>145520574

Really? This is the first time I've ever heard H3 recommended. I'll try it (I fucking suck with splash walls)

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>>145521050

>>145521086
no, not really. I was just joking. it's my favorite weapon, but it's far from the best

try range blaster (custom or kush)

>>145521086
we were lying to you, three shot burst is garbage
try the splatterpro series

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Newest jp splatfest.

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/742913114312572928

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>>145522005

>>145519116
HOLY FUCK
WHY
WHAT'S HAPPENING
HOW AM I LOSING
I WIPED THE TEAM
THERE TIMES
AND MY TEAM NEVER EVEN BOTHERED TO PUSH
ANOTHER GAME I FIGURED I'D TRY TO PLAY THE OBJECTIVE
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
MY TEAM WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROTHER KILLING THE OTHER TEAM
WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME
IS THAT I
I HAVE TO WIPE THE OTHER TEAM
POP THE RM
CARY IT
ALL
BY
MYSELF
AND WHY DO THESE FAGS KEEP TAKING THE 'EM THE WRONG WAY??? THERE IS O N E (1) WAY TO TAKE THE RM UP, AND THAT IS THE LEFTMOST PATH (ON DEPOT) I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>>145522005
>>145522174
for what purpose
for what purpose

>>145522283
AND NOW THEY'RE RETREATING
DO YOU
HAVE
A
MENTAL
DISABILITY
HOLY SHIT
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

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today's mimmimimi is peeking out of her cute little jar! they make great homes, because jars are very small, and presumably very cozy when you are mimmimimi shaped! another perfect possibility is that she just finished a jar of cookies.
this one is so cute! it's probably my favorite of sameanko's "real world" mammemmis so far. sameanko even adds more shading than usual (see below the tentacles) which makes it look like they're actually there! okay, not really. but it's still nice!
hoping sameanko continues with their dainty little mammemmis!

Is it true?

Special charge up doesn't really have diminishing returns?

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>>145515515
Take this

>>145523153
fuck off, we don't need twitter spam

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>>145523303
hello again! it seems that you have not taken my advice from yesterday yet. but that's ok! i know that it can be very hard to change your way of life when you have kept it up so long. but that's what makes it so important to start with the little things, like nicer posts, or maybe even just resisting the urge to post rude things at all would be a great improvement! later down the road, when you have mastered little things, then it will be easier for you to change your innermost personality!
keep at it! i think that anyone can change for the better if they keep at it enough.

>>145523153
I wonder how big the jar is.

>>145523554
That's not necessary, a good old fashioned 'fuck you' will suffice.

>>145523554
you gave up many at least 3 threads ago, why are you still here? leave, no one wants blog posting

>>145522005
>>145522174
Someone needs to ejaculating dicks on this

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>>145524160
now, what would i be getting out of that?
would the other person learn? would anyone else be made to think because of the post i made? no! it would just give me personal satisfaction.
and that's definitely not what i'm seeking to get from these posts, as much as i enjoy writing them.
i try to make people's lives better (hope that doesn't sound too self-righteous), whether that be via cheering them up or trying to give them advice!
besides, no matter how many times i tell them off, i doubt they'd go away. the only chance i would have is getting them to not want to make those posts in the first place, y'know?
but i thank you for your concern!

>>145524609
stop posting, stop attention whoring, you said you'd fuck off, make good on it and never come back

>calliecumfag jelly of minamni guy and is now trying to make him feel bad because no one wanted his walls of spoilered text
Instead of being a faggot twards mnanamamami guy, you should take notes on how to be likeable.

>>145525256
this is the most retarded post of the thread thus far

>>145523153
neat thanks

>>145525172
you first
nigger

>>145525172
hey you how about if you fuck off and leave

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ok now yall are getting ass backwards on me

how could you possibly hate the daily manmenmis??? how do you still hate the poster even after how nice hes being to yall even after the profanity?

>>145526226
WHAT DO YOU WANT

>callietentaclefag lashing out this hard at the popular people
Such a high school mentality

>>145526226
99.9% like mamnaimainaimamianaians, but that one fag thinks the world needs to burn because us 99.9% disliked his garbage

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is this enough to appease you animals

>>145526305
i want an octopus girlfriend (´･ω･`)

>>145526390
nice.

>>145526331
Haha yeah, that le one guy is sure showing that le one guy who's boss.
Maybe we could get Translator anon to come and teach them both a lesson?

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

>>145526390
>Eat freeesh!!!

>>145526226
it's just one nigger. the fag meming about "le one guy" nonsense is also that one nigger

>>145526653
I want to see you fight Manmenmei anon to the death!

>>145526718
>shitposting but also slipping a bit of anti-shitposting in so it doesn't seem as obvious
hmm

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>>145522005
>>145522174
>>145526390
eheheeehh

>>145526816
It's honestly funny at this point, let it be.

>>145526836
Okay please stop now. Unless you make her hold two knives.

>>145527004
Jeez Louise, what a slut!

>>145526653
In less than a month or so you will be.

>>145527229
i will be cum on callie's tentacles?
now that's a fetish i haven't heard of.

>>145527229
Anon is not interested in quote knuckle butter on statues unquote.

>>145527229
will i get to be my cum or someone elses cum?

>>145527301
Yup, once those amiibos come out you can fire off all the baby batter you want at her.

>>145527401
I told that to myself to my touhou figmas.

My Meiling Figma is a towering epitome of my solidified semen, forever frozen with a smile as she knows she could have been bought by someone worse.

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>>145526390
Callie finally gets her wieners

>>145527543
A Callie Amiibo isn't Callie, a Vegas whore dressed as Callie isn't Callie; until he meets our least favorite squidgirl at the Pearly Gates our mans thirst will never be quenched.
Alternatively he could just get a better fetish.

>>145527706
Callie is not real. The Amiibo is. Do it.

>>145527558
Those were subs, not wieners...

>>145527815
An Amiibo is only temporary.
Any other representation of Callie would've worked, and it hasn't.

She is real, and she is waiting for him.
This is his test.

>>145527706
>our least favorite squidgirl
???

>>145527982
>and it hasn't.
The Amiibos are not even out yet, you have no way of knowing this.

>>145528216
You think they're the only Callie models in the world? Customs are not hard to come by. He owns a Callie plush for Marie's sake.

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>>145528216
look man, if i really wanted to cum on a representation of callie i would have done it by now. a picture would work just fine.
it's clear you will never understand why i fantasize about this.

>>145528407
It is because you had nothing official or really well made. Just wait man. Just wait.

In about a month or so instead of your posts getting deleted, we will see you get banned for hotglue images. You can deny it now all you want for the sake of your thread personality.. but you will.

>>145528679
If it would make you happy I'll offer my Marie Amiibo as tribute.

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>>145528679
but my daily posts never get deleted...

SPLAT

FEST

WHEEEENNNNNN

I HATE
EVERY SECOND OF THIS SHIT
WHY ARE YOU FAGS SO STUPID
I'M WINNING BUT IT'S ONLY PISSING ME OFF
at least I'm gittin gud on depot

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>>145529090
Never, same with the EU results.

>>145529090
Never
Milton stole the box of Splatfest ideas on the final day of his internship

>>145529474

WHO THE FUCK IS MILTON

>>145529474
goddamn milton
at least he fixed the patch notes before he left

MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER RETARDS
GO LEFT
LEFT
LEFT
ELDER
KEFY
LE FFFFTTT
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
LEFTTTTR
STOP WASTONG TIME OM THE RIGHT SIDE
STOP IT STOP IT STOP

>>145530180
THEY
CANNOT
HEAR
YOU

>>145530628
IM BOOYAHING AS LOUD AS I FUCKINCAN

Overwatch has voice chat

Why not splatoon?

>>145531648
because due to the class-picking and incredibly dynamic strategy of overwatch compared to splatoon, not to mention the lack of a map, it is a necessity. in splatoon, since nobody has voice chat, everyone is equal.
splatoon is meant for children, and people like this
>>145530180
would end up ruining it for them.

HOLY FUUUUCKKK

I JUST HIT LEVEL 49 I'M LITERALLY SCREEEAMMMINNNGG

>>145532149
Do you ever shut the fuck up?

>>145532242
angryanon broke his capslock button, don't shame him for his disability

>>145528825
>tribute
u wot

>>145532149

This is literally my first post here. Is the overwatch community this cunty?

back to s+
>kill a few crackerjaps
>bum rush rm TO THE FUCKING LEFT YOU IDIOTS and get ez points
>other team is too fucking stupid to carry the rm all the way over to their left
>they try pushing to their right for five minutes
>I keep their left pained in case they think about trying it
>laugh
>>145532242
it's not just one person

>>145532565
Feels like it sometimes.

>>145532149
i was the guy that made marie suicide greentexts, and im pretty sure youre an even worse poster than i was

>>145532520
There's one guy here that constantly rants away in all caps, basically calling out everything that goes wrong in his games and accomplishing nothing.
On an unrelated note, the Overwatch community is that cunty.

>>145532776
Wait, which ones? I could've sworn I made some too, or at least something similar.

>>145532776
not at all
>inb4 link?

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>>145532907
>you will never see marie slowly realize that you are replacing her in callies life
>you will never buy rope for marie
>you will never feel the weight being lifted off when you and callie find out that marie killed herself
shit like that. i forgot a lot of what i posted. i got bored of it a while ago
>>145532912
i didnt save any of that shit lol youre mistaking me for that guy that posts stories of marie rubbing out with callies tentacles

If octolings are playable in splatoon 2 (they will) should they have unique abilities/stats or just be different cosmetically?

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>>145533259
>i got bored of it a while ago
Good, that shit made me like Marie.

>>145533340
They won't, so it's pointless to think about.

>>145533340
Oh of course. It's only to be expected by now.
When you select to play as an Octoling you lose the ability to enter multiplayer games or access the lobby. Instead you're trapped in the single player with no weapons, and after a few minutes two women in pink and green armor appear and beat the shit out of you. Then the game disc breaks in half and your bank details are uploaded to the Internet.

>>145533259
you're still much worse.

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>>145533382
oh yeah, lil sad marie. i was starting to feel bad myself. then i moved onto B I G G E R and B E T T E R things, like based octo. all the abuseposters did. they were just octolings in disguise

>>145533672
Funny, I moved on to Octarians, and perpetual Octoling bashing.

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>>145533598
w o r t h

>>145533628
i had to try hard to be as bad as possible. caps dude just walked in and did his lil ol thing

>>145533340
They should have all the species playable, each with a unique personality and loadouts, being able to switch out mid game, and they would be sorted into classes like tank, support etc.

we can call it, Squidwatch

>>145533779
>woomy
>spaghetti
>callie
>marie
>annie
>octoling
>???
its a love train daddyo. theres no brakes, and there are no stops. crusty sean is the final destination. have fun

>>145533993
Giant Squid tank, Bobtail Squid scout; not as outlandish as you'd think.

>>145534003
Retard? Octolings are the most vanilla and pleb of tastes.
>Durrr nice midriff
Great waifu mate.

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>>145534189

i would honestly hate it if the game had multiple classes
gear and weapon seem like enough customization to be fun to me

>>145534370

Do you want it to die?

People just stop playing it after 6 months because it's boring?

We NEEEEDD classes

>>145534370
Nah, we have to go deeper. The way I'd have it work is it's not even 'class' based; any Squid can use any weapon, with the exception of maybe the small Squids being unable to use the huge or heavy weapons. The only adjustment between them is in stats. Some move slightly faster at the expense of slower ink regen, some have more health at the cost of speed, and so on.

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>>145534309
i prefer waifus that i know nothing about desu

i also like japanese furry doujins and Ernest Goes to Jail. roast me /ink/

>>145534647
that sounds dumb

>>145534338
>tfw no lanky asexual giant squid gf

>>145534724
It's no different to changing slots and abilities currently. You'd have those on top of these changes.
The only major change is your Squid will look very different.

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>>145534782
The Octolings claim this anon for all Octarians

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>>145534913
but i don't want my squid to look different!!
then again i don't give a shit about stats over freshness already, so i'll probably still do that, but then it would have to be not too extreme
it just seems wrong to be diverging from the two little cute squids we have been in love with for the past two years...

Why haven't we just killed all Octolings yet?

What if splatoon had "play/kill of the game" like overwatch did, would that make the game better?

Or lootcrates?

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>>145535241
Every time you splat them, they become 8 Octarians, each growing back into Octolings

>>145535149
If these >>145534338 ideas are anything to go by, they'd basically just be hairstyle and body changes.
Hell, Callie and Marie are meant to be different species of Squid already.

>>145535314
Splatoon's gameplay isn't focused enough to have plays of the game, especially with only four enemies at a time. You'd be lucky if a game would even feature a double kill.
And what would you even put in crates?

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>>145535437
>Callie and Marie are meant to be different species of Squid already
This is honestly one of the dumbest "facts" that /ink/ seems to believe.
Their names are nothing indicative of their species. That'd be like naming your son, fucking, I don't know, "Caucasian". It's just supposed to be a reference. And why wouldn't it be? They're the exact same, just with different tentacle colors and in Callie's case, length.
As of now, squids only have one species.

>>145535113
Most of these aren't even real species

>>145535627
Are you suggesting all Squids of all backgrounds look the same? Are you a fucking racist? Stop spouting your bullshit headcanons memelord

>>145535627
It's not just the names, Marie has made reference to real firefly squid behavior, namely following boats during mating season.

No such reference for Callie though.