/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

rin a shit

A new thread is nice.

An alive thread is nicer.

I'm talking to one of my players about the horror game I'm gonna be running. I'm getting the maps done up in the next few days and hammering out the final details.

It should be a single, one-shot, four to five hour game with a time limit - meaning if you don't finish it during that time limit, you lose, no matter what else you do.

And it...it will just not be a Good End for the players, you guys. At all.

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Hina best girl
>best tits at least

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Just kill me already

>>145277553
You're not allowed to die

Alright, so I'll probably be aiming for this weekend coming up to run the horror game. Everything should be ready by then.

I'm heading to bed now, but if there's any interest, just reply to this and I'll check it when I wake up.

>>145276580
It's still funny how Rinfag's obsession and obnoxiousness turned me at least, but seemingly other people too from neutrality on her with acknowledgement of how stupid her 'role' in Obito's hackneyed backstory was, to active dislike of her.

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>>145277657

>>145277064
This is one of my favorite doujins.

>>145277064
>Hinata gets frustrated that Naruto isn't sexually satisfying her
>Instead of cheating on him she just decides to fuck him herself
Truly the best wife

This is the fastest we've gone to dead in a while.

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>>145280310
Why is non-penetrative sex so fucking hot? Ass cheeks, vag, titjobs, it's all really hot to me, like as hot as actual fucking. Maybe it's because I like hotdogs....

>>145281529
Well, I'm pretty active in keeping the general alive, but also a bit of a /pol/ack and am following the latest Islamic massacre instead.
Sorry.

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>>145281727
>latest Islamic massacre
oh great, what'd those mudslime subhumans do now?

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>>145281876
>>145281727
>google
>50 dead gays
>"The attack appears to be the deadliest mass shooting in American history"

Holy shit, new american highscore? Color me impressed

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>>145282498
his current recorded score is 50 kills, 53 wounded
thats about 122 xp, along with the nokids bonus and i'd equate being a dirty muzzie psych bonus to the ideological bonus so thats +19
if confirmed all were fags thats a solid +50xp
give him a solid A++

>>145281727
Muslims vs. gays, eh? Must be hard to choose which you hate more.

>>145283182
Surely suicide should be less xp for taking the easy way out.

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>>145282498
Funniest thing was
>check on /pol/ before sleep
>eh, some minor shooting again, who gives a fuck Murrican gonna Murrica
>everyone says he's a white far right Trump supporter
>wake up
>it's the Religion of Peace again, surprise surprise
>also the guy is a registered Democrat
>media divided between the narratives surrounding homosexuals, Islamic terrorism, gun control, denial of Trump being right, and that as soon as it being clear that the attacker was again a Muslim, attacking one of the biggest group of victims of Islam, we cannot jump to conclusions

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>>145283441
in america waiting for a trial in jail would be real shitty desu
and your best bet is pleading insanity otherwise you're for sure getting executed or life in prison

no comfy prison shit like the yuros

>>145283612
Well Brevik should get bonus for going to comfy Norway jail, he even gets vidya there.

>>145281671
It's because it's slightly restrained. It's teasing, maddeningly so. You know she's getting wetter and wetter with every stroke, to the point that you won't even need lube when it comes time to thrust right inside. It'll slide right in and she'll be craving it so hard by then that she'll cum in moments.

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>>145283204
I personally hate Muslims more, hands down. Gays can adopt and raise unwanted babies into perfectly regular kids that eventually contribute to society, muslims only raise rapist welfare recipients. Plus gays, as a consequence of religious persecution, don't believe in all that retarded bullshit. Also gays being persecuted in general makes them less likely to get involved in other people's shit, plus they support people's rights to do whatever the fuck they want, whereas Mudslimes want everyone who isn't Mudslime fucking dead.

>>145283609
It's hilarious watching the media try to pick a side between two minority groups.

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>wake up
>muzzie killed commited mass fag murder
solid win/win right there

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>>145283765
Fucking instaboner, man. Pls writefag some x rated fanfiction for this.

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>>145284142
Also apparently the guy also had shit like this on his social media (now taken down, for some clearly unrelated reason).

>>145284523
sleep snug, smug

>>145277009
Is there any possibility of good end?

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>>145284776
ass-istant learns to draw
writer guy writes his way out of the hole dug by destroying konoha AGAIN for pure shock value, and it isn't even shocking as its been destroyed twice already

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>>145284736
Holy shit really?! fucking KEK
>inb4 the media never mentions any of this and this becomes way worse for trump even though the guy was a hillary supporter

I fucking hate this world, guys. I just wanted a meme president for once, is that so wrong?

>>145284937
oh woops thought r20 was talking about the general and the series not his game
i hope all those dnd nerds get fucking rekt

>>145284937
It would be pretty hilarious if it turned out Coldsteel McOC was just Mitsuki's custom created character in some new vidya (Ninja Fallout with post-apocalyptic Konoha), with Bort shit-talking the graphics of the game later on.

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>>145285046
>Trump
>losing
>to an actual criminal whos committed actual treason with actual proof
you can't run from your past
he'll make anime real, anon

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>>145285046
>is that so wrong?
No. A trump presidency would be a new golden age for 4chan.

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>>145285210
Who are the Based Coalition of Naruto, /nsunsg/?

>>145285054
sometimes getting rekt is fun, if you can have a fun time doing it and go out with a bang and some jokes/bantz.

>>145285167
I wish this to be true with all my heart, I really do. I mean they've already given us one red herring, so it does seem less impossible now.

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>>145285326
Danzo, Tobirama for sure
Whichever Raikage was in during attempted hina kidnapping is the niggest though
>ayy yo wup dat mufugga
>we tried to take yo lil girl but gibsmedat byakoongan

>>145285524
I don't actually read the licensed deviantart garbage, what is the red herring?
Or are you referring to the potential Karin-Sarada relation in Gaiden?

>>145285210
I really hope he can win. I really do. I mean I'll be voting for him, that's for sure.

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>>145285629
Yeah, I was referring to the baby mamma drama red herring.

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Are we /pol/ now? Or rather, again?

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>>145288602
Indeed

>>145288602
>Ted Cruzumaki
>implying he's not Danzo at best
Hand over the Sharingans, Tsunade.

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Who is the sleepiest Naruto character?

>>145289068
>There's still Uchiha 100 years after my death?!

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>>145289219
DELETE THIS!

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>>145289797

>we can't let our values be changed by these acts
>but I will use this shit to further undermine a key aspect of the country's Constitution
I fucking hate Obama.

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>>145289939
Disgusting!

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>>145290009
hes literally a trannyfucking nigger muslim
what do you expect

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Is there anything Nardo-related we could expect out of E3 this year?
NUNS isn't nearly big enough a title to have anything shown, or at most as part of a bigger reel of shit coming up, right?

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>>145291868
pachinko machines

>>145292007
Still mad.
MGS3 was my favorite

>>145285628
>Tried to kidnap Hinata
>Tried to kidnap Kushina
Why do they keep trying to take Hokage waifus? Is Boruto gonna get kidnapped next?

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>>145289068
The end result.

At what point did Tobirama become popular in the fanbase?

>>145296932
presumably when he was first shown to be anti-Uchiha.
That clan is a fucking cancer upon the body of this series, a mistake that should never have been made, a horrible group of individuals all awful to their very core. Sarada will end up like that too, you are just setting yourself up to be hurt.

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>Reading new Boruto
>Fight scene
>no amaterasu
>no giant fireball
>no big nuke no jutsu
>mfw
best fight scene in years

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>just got clash of ninja 2 again after selling it like 10 years ago when I was a retarded 15 year old
>mfw it's not nearly as good as my nostalgia made it out to be

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Who was the barber who fucked Gaara completely up

>>145300286
Until proven wrong, I will presume Temari is responsible for both Gaara's Hitler Hairdo and Shikamaru's horrible onesie.

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>>145298496
YES

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>>145301232

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>>145301519

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>>145301683

Please don't dump that worthless garbage.

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>>145302225

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>>145302297
I know, we've been using up the image limit real fast in these threads recently so it makes me sad to dump literal shit. Someone just post link to the clip from the movie.

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>>145304343
lol I don't think you know what that word means

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I LOVE RIN

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>page 10
Is everyone on /pol/ or something?

>>145308761
That, and watching (the beginning of) EA's E3 presentation being utter shit kind of sapped me of the will to live.
I should really be doing something productive, or at least fun, but can't be bothered to do so.

But it's just a couple of hours until the Bethesda show, even though I loathed FO4 and Skyrim, and am sure the FO4 DLC will suck and the new TES, if announced will find whole new ways to dumb down the series.

Maybe I should just ignore all this shit and work on my fic, but I'm sort of stuck in planning out a big-ish story arc.

>>145284776
Yeah, if they move at a reasonable pace. Two staples of a good horror game is lack of knowledge or information, and a relative fast pace. Too much info and too much time to process it, and things stop being scary because the players can logically puzzle things out. It might not be 'good as in gets the girl' good, but it's 'good as in not trapped underground forever' good.

>>145285054
I've told them that now that mission one is over, there won't be any more retcons or asspulls and they'll need to tread carefully. So far so good, though.

>>145308761
>Iruka: You're so squishy, Boruto
>Kakashi: Lemme touch, lemme touch
>Hinata: My son is in a vortex of affection.
>sfx: kyun (heart throb)

>>145313262
Whoops, forgot name.

>>145313916
Thanks TLanon.

Are you a guy or girl?
Hows the patreon going? I'm probably gonna sign up for it soon too myself.

Thanks for being toptier

>>145298496
>>145301232
>>145301519
>>145301683
>>145302225
>>145302670
>>145303153
>>145303461
Already seen in the fucking movie.

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>>145306278
please upload somewhere
i need these

>>145314415
I tend not to want to give out personal information, even when it's mundane stuff like gender. Call me paranoid, but there's only one internet.

Patreon's going well so far, though my main computer just broke so that's a nasty expense I'll need to cover sooner rather than later. I'm seriously grateful for all of the support and genuinely stunned at how many people pledge, even if it's still far from covering living expenses.

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>>145252252
>He's too incompetent to be evil

Being a moron doesn't make you a better person. The only thing Sauce's constant failure made me do is respect Orochimaru and Kabuto for doing so much more without a bloodline, and Obito for at least succeeding as a villain.

But you only get to be a Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain if your intent is harmless too. Like littering to appear evil, per the Amoeba Boys, not trying to murder your teammates. Anything else puts you on the level of a Saturday Morning cartoon antagonist at morally best, who aren't allowed to thwart the heroes but who are evil nonetheless. Being a traitor, with particularly ill intentions, makes Sauce more hatable than someone like Shredder, however.

This is realty. Whatever side you're on, every ninja who survives ends up as trash. You and I are perfect examples of that...No one can escape the cycle that the garbage in this world produces.

So I'm going to rebuild it!

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>>145283609
In other news, I wonder how far Trump's poll numbers have risen since yesterday

>>145288602
All of 4chan belongs to /pol/

>>145298496
It's better in the movie, but yeah, it's pretty good.

>>145322549
/pol/'s delusions of grandeur as usual

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HI7IlJ2soU

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>>145314415
I have a feeling TL Anon is male. I know the shipping etc.. is probably making people think female, but TL Anon's posting style is very succinct and only responds to direct questions, and definitely isn't looking for attention and is very respectful even when shilling the Patreon (which I would also do in your position, TL Anon).

I think TL Anon IRL is probably a man of few words, who people probably listen to when he speaks up, and is very genuine and chill. 10/10, would share a beer with. Definitely going to be supporting you on Patreon, friend.

>>145322414
And I can't wait for media whores to explain it all away too as a reactionay, xenophobic outburts instead, say, a whole bunch of homosexuals realising what Islam would do to them, or people spotting the anomalous nature of the liberal/Democrat embrace for the cult.

I really do wonder if we'll see one or two more attacks like this until November.

>>145322943
>Got rid of this for Anime stills.
Fuck CC2.

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>>145323334
kill me

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>>145323323
I just realized there's been so many fucking mass shootings under obama's watch.

I wish someone just assassinated him and saved us from all this shit.

>>145323323
Probably. But more divisions in the left is good for Trump. If you're a faggot in America, you now have a moral imperative to vote Trump. Otherwise you're unironically putting your life and the lives of fellow faggots in danger.

>>145323731
The nigger will be gone soon.

>>145323613
>"Possible more than 40"
>"Possible more than 40"
>"Possible more than 40
>"Possible more than 40"
>"Possible more than 40"
>"Possible more than 40"
>"Possible more than 40"
>"Possible mare than 40"
I think I'm about to have a stroke

wait if even regular sharingans can control tailed beasts why was naruto versus tobito or other ploteye users even possible again?

>>145324428
They can't control Jinchuuriki or something.

>>145324470
so what was the whole plan with capturing nard in the coup gonna do?

>>145324428
Reglar sharingans can't control tailed beasts.

You have to have the Mangekyou Sharingan unlocked in order to summon/control Kurama. This summoning contract can itself be sealed.

Additionally, sealing Kurama inside a jinchuuriki prevents him from being summoned, though the seal needs to be particularly strong.

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>>145324738
why can't everything make sense and be simple

>>145323731
The most notable mass shooting in the U.S. are Virginia Tech (2007, Bush) and Columbine (1999, Clinton). I don't care about politics, anymore, but I can see how it could actually be of interest if you think that swapping another stooge into the White House will somehow change anything. As it is, I'm slightly peeved that that the thread has been hijacked into this bs and away from nardo.

Seems like both sides of the political aisle always think that their new golden boy will revolutionize the country and become the messiah, and that the latest president on whatever side opposite theirs is the worst thing in the history of ever ("we mean it this time").

>>145324556
I dunno senpai that shit was filler wasn't it?

>>145323198
I find your analysis interesting. Thank you for your support.

>>145324982
> look at me being neutral, aren't I special?

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>>145324987
no, the recent itachi stuff was canon pretty sure
though i'm not sure if its the book that is canon or the episodes since they deviate from each other a little

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>>145325121
I have no strong opinion one way or the other and that makes me righter than anyone else!

So heads up for players and anyone following the game.

Due to gayass legal shenanigans, I may be losing my job and needing to relocate and move house. What this means is that I may be skew-whiff when it comes to running games, updates and/or setting up my other one-shots.

On the plus side, the place I'm looking at moving to has the NBN, so fuck yeah for land-line internet, I guess. Kind of excited to be moving on, I suppose. There's still a lot to be worked out, but in the meantime, in my downtime, I plan to be shitposting on here as usual, and working on the games where and when I can.

>>145326383
Are you the same guy who was going to become the editor of the newspaper whose old boss died semi-recently?
Did the (new?) owners kick you out, do you have to move to a new place for that job, or what?

>>145327014
Yeah dude, that's me.

They didn't kick me out, but basically, for the last five weeks or so, the owner's brother has been working under the assumption that he had a legal right to maintain the value of the deceased's estate, which means keep the paper going and keep revenue coming in.

Over the weekend, however, a different solicitor - one that overrides the advice of the previous ones - said that was wrong, and he has to immediately cease all functions of the paper, as it is currently in administration, since my boss didn't have a will set up.

The paper will be basically on lockdown with all the accounts frozen until all the requisite legal work is complete, which can take up to several months to complete. I can't afford to be out of work for several months, so I'm already looking at new jobs and new places.

As an aside, the ex-semi-gf are fixing things, and we're going really well. If things remain on track, we might give it another shot for reals and try living together again. She got an AMAZING job offer a few hours away, and now that this is happened, I have a good reason to tag along with her and explore more of Far North Queensland. Exciting!

>>145327653
Congrats man. I hope everything works out for you.

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>>145327653
is she a qt?

>>145329035
Cheers, dude. Hopefully things turn out alright.

>>145329172
Well, I certainly think so. She's getting fit now that she has her thyroid problem finally diagnosed and explained. She somehow lost like six kilograms in about three weeks without noticing it, so that's good. Not feeling depressed anymore, not feeling exhausted all the time, generally a lot happier day-to-day.

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>>145277064

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>>145329425
I heard they have good meds for thyroid now too. I'm glad she's getting better. A lot of people with health issues just kind of give up. Wish you the best of luck, man.

>>145330163
Cute pic. Though it makes me wonder how Naruto would look like with a beard. I know Japs don't tend to get them, but for one he is blue eyed and blonde, a giant compared to the locals and even Asuma managed to grow one.

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>>145330303
I think he'd definitely have looked a lot better if he went full bara as an adult like Asuma. The whisker marks might've looked cool with mutton chops, or at least big sideburns.

But no, he is voiced by a fucking girl and always will be, so he can never be a man. It feels bad.

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>>145330640
I read a NH fanfic once a while ago with bara adult Nardo. It featured KakashixSakura relationship (which I never really understood but feel neutral enough about). The best part about it in this fic is that they have twins (one male one female) and they name them Obito and Rin. I fucking keked.

It also featured Sauce having to come to terms with his homosexuality when Nardo can laugh off all the jokes about them being homo but he can't and yes, his confusion leads him to attempt to touch Nardo's dick.

I wonder if that story was ever finished. I can't seem to find it again.

>>145262817
Don't know if any of you guys are here, but I'm back. I haven't been paying attention to the general for a bit because I've been getting final preparations done for my trip. Fuck yeah, somehow saved $900 on my flight.

But yeah I'd be down to help, and I'm on the IRC now.

>>145331667
>>145330640
>>145330303
Also I agree Nardo should've been bara, because his dad was bishie and his mom was stamina/lifeforce monster and stronk. It only makes sense.

>>145330163
Thanks dude. She's on like half a dozen tablets, pills and liquid drops to sort things out.

It's proper fucked - basically she got a pretty standard flu back as a kid that fucked her thyroid. To compensate, her adrenal glands kicked in and started pumping out what was needed to keep her active and producing energy. Over time they burned out, and her body started basically storing every single thing she ate as fat and doing some biochemical reaction I can't remember relating to insulin to provide energy with that. It's mad inefficient though, and totally explained why should never lose weight, even while eating really well and doing exercise six days a week.

So now she's slowly fixing her fucked hormones, and suddenly she's dripped six kilos without even fucking noticing. It's amazing.

>>145332458
I'm always here, more or less. You should know that. I spoke to Joe last night and got more things sorted.

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>>145334357

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>>145334357
Didn't have that one, saved. thanks.

Might dump age difference pics the next time we're dying Which should be soon

>>145335996
> time traveler Hinata goes back and talks to Academy-aged Naruto
I want more of this, it's cute as fuck.

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>>145336262
can she talk to herself too?

>>145334357
>Hinata: Th... the Naruto-kun of long ago... so cute... I thought he was that cool, though...
>Naruto: Who is this? This beautiful oneechan... looks like Hinata??
>>145334487
>Naruto: Hey, Hinata, the you from back then is really cute!
>Ah - the you of now is really cute too, or should I say b... beautiful...!
>Hinata: Naruto-kun... the young me is going to die... put her down...
>Naruto: Eh? What do you mean, Hinata?
>sfx: kaku kaku (dizzy)
>Part 1 Hinata: N... Naru... Naruto-kun...? So big... Naruto-kun...

>>145336401
>Alright listen up
>You're gonna win
>I know it doesn't seem like it right now, but you're gonna win and HARD
>So if there comes a time where it looks like you're gonna die, don't worry
>It'll suck
>You'll ALMOST die
>You might think of poisoning Sakura's food
>But you win
>It's great
>Oh and your tits don't stop growing
>Invest in a sturdy bra

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>>145334487
I like it better when it's nice and only slightly illegal.

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>>145336262

>>145337549
>Boruto being neglected by a second parent
Enough to make a good kid into an edgelord.

>>145337549
I really want a story where Boruto, Sarada and Himawari go back in time and meet Part 1 Team 7.

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>>145337549

>>145338878
> Himawari is upset daddy hasn't noticed mommy yet, tries to fix it, resulting in shenangians
> Boruto kind of help her, but focuses on turning the tables and chewing the fuck out of kis Sauce's retarded and still manageable edge levels, not to mention his retarded onesie, then pisses him the fucknoff by performing Itachi's shuriken tech better than genin Sausage
> Sarada takes the opportunity to save a fortune by steering her mother towards illusions, not medical tard strength, ensuring her frustrated house-wrecking is far less destructive

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>>145339275

>>145339456
>Boruto shows up kid Sasuke
>Sasuke demands they fight
>Boruto says he doesn't want to
>Sasuke charges him
>Boruto counters with the vanishing Rasengan
>Sasuke gets knocked the fuck out
>Boruto panics and runs
>Sasuke wakes up and thinks he had a weird dream about Naruto beating him up

This idea has so many possible permutations.

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>>145338878
Me too

Holy shit does anyone know of a SINGLE IRC app on Android that allows simple fucking notifications on any message received on a channel? All of them are 'notify on highlight', which doesn't help if the people in the channel don't say my name.

>>145339456
>implying Bort wouldn't be wanking over every thing that kid Sauce says and does

He'd be seeing him through husbando distortion lenses

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>>145339456
>> Himawari is upset daddy hasn't noticed mommy yet, tries to fix it, resulting in shenangians

>Himawari sees Naruto crushing on Sakura
>She goes full predator mode

>>145340279
He'd try to impress Sauce and just end up accidentally pissing him off.

>>145340613
> Himawari sees Neji lay a smackdown on Hinata in the Chuunin Exam
> BEAST MODE ENGAGE

>>145340272
AndroIRC keeps track of how many messages have been sent since your last check.

>>145340872
I've taken a look at AndroIRC. There's highlights, but in the latest version - 5.2 - there's no way to change what the highlighted phrases are, so it's back to 'well, if nobody says my name, I don't get a notification'.

All I want is for a sound to ding when someone says something in the channel, regardless of what it is.

>>145340816
>Himawari fights Neji
>She begins pushing him back
>Boruto sees them and thinks Neji is beating up Himawari
>"What are you doing to my sister?!"
>Neji wonders what the hell is going on

>>145341067
> "WHO ARE YOU, HOW DO YOU HAVE THE BYAKUGAN, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE MY COUSIN, AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE NARUTO?"

>>145341175
>Neji spends the next month making sure Hinata doesn't have whiskers

>>145339456
>>145339902
Burrito would probably put Nedgy in a coma for what he did to his mama.

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>Bort and Hima disguise themselves as the parent that they look like and try to set up their parents

fund it.

not that it wouldn't be just as easy to use a transformation, I mean none of them saw through that shit when they were 12, but still this way is funnier

So now that the thread has more people than it did about 14 hours ago - horror tabletop RPG. One shot, four to five hours long. No long planning, no repeat sessions. No experience required.

Any interest?

>>145344547
Curse you, time zones, it's 7am and I'm yet to sleep. I think I will stick to just reading the summary.

>>145344860
I'm not running now, dude. If you're legit interested, say so. We can work out a time everyone is free, I promise.

LADS
im gonna rewatch part one, skipping most of the filler shit/sticking to canon

What are some filler arcs I should actually watch?

>>145345106
Apparently the bug hunt one is the only real good one. What's under Kakashi's mask is alright if you want a comedy one. Footrace in the Land of Tea is ok, but pacing is shit, and it just adds another level of Sasuke feeling inadequate compared to Naruto.

>>145345106
In Part 1, as far as I'm aware, the only filler episodes worth watching are the one where they try to find out what's under Kakashi's mask and the Bikochuu arc.

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>tfw no shark tooth waifu

>>145345106
I kind of liked the one with lee and the curry of life.

>>145344547
I've said it before. I'm interested to give this Tabletop thing a try and Horror seems pretty cool.

>>145346420
No problem. Have you got a Roll20 account? If not, make one and post the link here. I'll add you to the horror campaign I'll do up in R20

why is Zabuza so fucking cool
it's a shame he died early on

>>145346595
I made it awhile back when I first came here and saw your games being talked about.

https://app.roll20.net/users/1464498/david-y

>>145346630
Gotta push Team 7 for summer slam

>>145347034
I've sent the invite link. Keep an eye on the general and on the Roll20 campaign page. I'll be posting updates to both.

>>145347474
Cool.

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Pretty alive today, huh?

So, that's one for the horror game. Binkbonk from my current game also said he's happy to fill the last spot if we need him to, but I'd prefer to have all new players.

>>145347710
Only a little more than usual.

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remember those few times when we hit the bump limit before the image limit?

Yeah, they seem like so long ago.

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>>145348176
>kid Nardo is elbow deep in hyuuga pussy

How does the kid manage to get the best possible placement in all of these pictures?

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>>145348274
12 year old naruto seems to get in there pretty good too.

>>145348274
He's the smallest. He can squeeze in anywhere he wants.

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>>145348489
true

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>>145348757

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>>145350134

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>>145350134
>>145350324
>>145348757
Does Naruto have an obsession with breasts because of his own deep feelings of maternal abandonment which stem from the fact that his mother died too soon after his birth to breastfeed him?

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>>145346095
>tfw no paper waifu

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well, goodnight /nsunsg/. If you're gone when I wake up I just wanted to say that it's been an honor shitposting with you gentlemen.

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>>145353005
I will never let this place die.

Hi
how is the meme level of Naruto, the shounen manga series
thanks

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>>145354210
Is this bait to get the thread to live for a few more minutes? If so, good job. Here's your (you).

and you should know that this series is a tired old whore that basically only runs on memes now. It is one writhing mass of 15 years worth of forced memes. We've literally been running this general on its meme fumes and autism for like 5 months.

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>>145354502
Making new Nardo memes is good, though

>>145354502
it's good to know that I can pick up a pile of shit and not worry about the memes
I'll stick around

>>145351219
>wanting papercuts on your dick

>>145350445
My mother didn't abandon me and I still want to suck titties

>>145356426
That means you sucked titties too much as a lil kiddo, basically you want to fuck your mom dude.

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>>145359978
I checked the little niggas ninja ID.
He was in Minato, Kushina, and Mikoto's age griup.
If he had lived I bet he'd have cucked Minato, or Fugaku. Maybe both.

>>145360082
Doubt it. He had such a big titted sister complex he probably would've courted some top-tier Hyuuga genes lady and Hiashi's dad's Keikaku would've begun once he realised his daughter was dating the brother of a Sannin/pupil of the Third Hokage's.

>>145230478
add the scene where Hagoromo penetrating his brother Hamura on that pic

>>145325341
If I die, tell my wife I said "Hello"

>>145289939
more Tobirama x Madara's bro?

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>wake up
>realize my mother probably thinks i have an oedipus complex after finding out my milf fetish
>just shitpost about it on /vg/ and play videogames

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>>145366171
>letting your parents to see the things that you are browsing

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>>145366538
im sorry its only the second time i've been caught
the first time was the first time i'd fapped

>>145366590
what did you fap to?

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>>145367498
porn flash games i think

>>145353815
That's the Spirit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKC7gbKio8

>>145367614
which ones?

Best Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leg3eD6FYto

>>145371123
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiZOkXaWa6M

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EDO TENSEI

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>Page 10 again

>>145376556
There was a brief moment in 2014 where we didn't want it to end and we thought this era would be the comfiest. How foolish we all were.

>>145376663
I for one am hoping for another red herring. Don't know how likely it is. I think it would be safer to hope for nothing at all and drop this shitty fanfiction series but I'll probably stay on this sinking boat for a little while longer.

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>page 10

doing this is fucking depressing me now

>>145323334
Fucking CC2 should just release a cutscene patch or something. They remastered shit for NUNS3 Full Burst.

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>>145379386
E3 gave those of us not on /pol/ discussing the latest Islamic murder spree something to talk about too.
Namely how fucking flat the show has become, with the most interesting thing to come out being a standalone Gwent game, all else being sports games and dull brown shooters.

>>145380513
We Happy Few looked pretty interesting.

>>145380790
Seemed a bit DEEP AND ARTISTIC to me. I mean I hope they can pull it off, sure, but I haven't seen any gameplay yet, and the cutscenes at this point don't really impress me.
Plus I am unsure anything on the MS conference comes out for anything other than Windows 10 on the PC, so I am pretty guarded to start with.

>>145380513
GWENT

>>145382049
I kind of wish we had a Naruto version of Gwent.
You'd have factions like the Ninja Alliance, Hidden Sound, Akatsuki and the Samurai.

>>145381393
I think it's because I love games with phychological conditioning as a plot point in them. Part of the reason Bioshock 1 & 2 are my favorite games.

>Seemed a bit DEEP AND ARTISTIC to me.
Funny. I got that feeling from Inside. I wish they would reveal a bit more about it so I can know whether or not I like it.

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>Page 10 yet again

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>>145387990
So this is what it's come to

>>145387997
just let it die

>>145388828
NEVER.

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>>145388849
Why are they so cute?

>>145380513
That's one comfy drawing

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>>145390024
Pic related, I suppose.
Or just because they simply are.

>>145390024
Because that is the way the most of us want them to be. Which is reasonable considering we had to wait for it for 700 chapters of asspulls, homolusts and general uchiha edginess. Although, to be fair, there is also a lot of cutness potential in all the other pairings. I, for one, whould love to see some KibaxCatGirl cutness, coz we are lacking in that department I feel.

>>145390709
Dogs and cats being friends IS top cute so I agree.
>tfw no scenes of Akamaru cuddling kittens

>>145391710
Wasn't Akamaru surrounded by puppies and kittens in that panel in chapter 700. Anyway, if we could get more of it, it would be top cute as you said.

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>>145391710
>>145393216

>>145394712
Nah, mate. We all know that inside you are a big softie. That is how dogs usually are.

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>>145394712
How come Kuromaru can talk? If he can why can't the others? Kakashi's dogs can talk, but they're animal summons and it seems like most of them can talk.

Why the fuck can some animals in this universe talk and others can't? Even of the same species?

>>145395047
This looks straight out of MGS.

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>>145395047
I bet the real reason Kiba's dad left is because he got cucked by kuromaru.

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>>145380790
And BioWare, as usual, gave us terrible shit to laugh at.

>>145395472
Man, this reminds me how much i enjoyed Naruto+Team 8 fillers at the end of part I (anime). Those were the best fillers out of the clusterfuck that was filler hell. Truth be told Naruto worked better with every other team that was not Team 7.

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>>145395047
Hana>>>>Tsume

>>145396371
That's because Team 7 consisted of the series' golden boy who, despite being a traitorous asshole, was not allowed to be regarded with any negativity and a vapid bitch.
All the other teams seemed to have fundamentally decent if flawed characters, by comparison.

>>145395047
>implying Akamaru isn't just retarded

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>>145396357
Fucking KEK. I've never seen this image before.

>>145396781
Akamaru is retarded because he is actually a half human abomination, the child of Tsume and Kuromaru and Kiba's half brother.

This is why Kiba's dad left.

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>>145397738
Yeah, I just saw it on a /v/ thread and knowing there's at least one other Farscapefag here, I thought I'd post it. Just like with Sera in DA Inquisition, the new fuck-ugly Asari as per BioWare's political doctrine of ugly women will get us some fun parodies.

>>145395047
The databook says Kakashi trained the dogs to talk.

I always just assumed Kakashi's dogs were located in the village and not a special area like the Boss summons.

>>145394006
>>145399175
kawaii

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Sasuke's Infinite Tsukuyomi concept.

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>>145399272
They really are.

>>145398251
Don't Asari mess up the perceptions of others to appear mostly as an attractive member of that person's species? Which would make it literally impossible for them to be ugly?

>>145399389
>Pinkshit is there
I call bullshit.

>>145394006
That scene at the end of The Last where they slowly turn back into their little selves makes me cry like a bitch every time.

>>145399470
Yes they do, to the point where humans they think they are blue, sexy humans, turians think they are blue, sexy turians, same with salarians but BioWare does not give a singular fuck about previously established lore.
Also, with the damage done by ME3 the only audience they have left is Tumblr, and the way to pander to them is nonwhite, ugly women, preferably non-hetero and physically stronger than men.

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>>145388849

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>>145398251
You wouldn't happen to be the other trekfag here as well, would you?

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>>145399751
>nonwhite, ugly women, preferably non-hetero and physically stronger than men
Joke's on them, that's my fetish so I objectify the shit outta those women.

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>>145400341
It's a small general, isn't it.

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So, the Sony conference is coming up in a few hours.
If there's anything Naruto, it's going to be there.

Now obviously, we will not actually get anything (besides at most a further DLC for NUNS4, not important enough to be a feature here). But if we did, what would you like to have?
New game that has the whole story, free roam etc?
A whole new story set in the Blank Period, either NUNS-esque casual fightan or an RPG set in the style of either Jade Empire or a typical JRPG?
Crusader Ninja Clans?

You have a chance to get Kishimoto to explain one retarded plot point, retcon or asspull to a satisfactory level.

Which one of the myriad ones is it?

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>>145400613
It really is. How depressing.

Well, to keep this post somewhat on-topic and since we made comparisons with best Trek villain yesterday:

What Naruto character(s) would get along best with Scorpius? What Naruto character is the anti-Scorpius?

I would say he and Oro might get along well because they both have a thing for creepy tongue/mouth stuff and body horror.

>>145402093
Tobi & Harvey would be best couple

>>145401652
That's a hard one. By explanation do you mean in-series reasoning or why Kishi himself did it that way?

>>145401303
>A whole new story set in the Blank Period
fucking this. it will never happen and just thinking about it makes me sad, then angry.

>>145402179
>>145402093
I want to see Harvey and Kurama bond over being trapped inside a dumbass human. And then switch places and compete in how best they can fick with the mind of the other's host.

>>145402234
In series. I want to see Kishimoto squirm trying to adequately explain a retcon without retconning MORE stuff to make it possible.

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>>145402179
Holy shit they really would be. Two characters that are both serious threats yet also comedic relief at the same time.

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>>145402335
Naruto would somehow TnJ Harvey into joining the good side and Crichton would drive Kurama insane with pop culture references he had no context for.

They would both go back to their respective hosts feeling like that's where they belong.

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I LOVE SAKURA

>>145403616
My condolences.

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>>145403708

>>145382523
> I love games with phychological conditioning as a plot point in them
Off-topic, and completely unrelated to E3, but if you're following the summariesyou are gonna LOVE Mission 4, then.

Wow it is really dead isn't it. Anyone up for joining a thread on /pol/ where we shill and circle jerk about uchiha's vs senju's. It is funny when they join and some of them also watch naruto

>>145407245
Yeah, like, people say it all the time, but I genuinely think we're in our death throes. There's literally nothing left to talk about. Once a month isn't enough content to discuss the manga, the game is bland, I think we've covered literally every discussion point on the series itself, and there's no new info, games, or extra one-shots providing entertainment.

I mean, it could just be that E3 is on, and people aren't paying attention to the thread, but shit, it's almost never this dead at this time of day (for me).

We also jumped from Page 1 to Page 6 in the time it took me to type this post. Holy shit.

>>145407686
Throw in the fact that the generals of games actually getting new content are probably on fire with discussion. Shit that hasn't yet but where there are hopes, the same thing happens too. That's E3 for ya.

Honestly I am still amazed we made it past the NUNS4 DLC.

>>145408036
Hahaha, ditto.

It's a shame that I don't think we'll ever get any Naruto game that has any sort of depth, which is a shame, because there's a fuckton of lore that could go into it, across a fucking thousand years from when Kaguya first landed.

> play a robed figure over the course of the game
> interact with various people
> fight in wars
> low-key protect people
> political shenanigans, provide advice on various war or peacetime subjects
> endgame reveals you were Black Zetsu, and everything you did helped set up the Infinite Tsukuyomi and revive Kaguya, but done in such a way that you never picked it up over the course of the game.

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>>145407245
I'd be down for it. I genuinely do think we should start recruiting or something.

Or maybe we can pretend we all have amnesia and we can't remember that we've already discussed literally everything in the past 5 months, and just start from scratch?

>>145408541
I wish it were that easy, buddy.

>>145407686
It feels bad man. I don't understand why we aren't on top of /a/ since naruto is one of the if not the most popular series world wide.

>>145408541
I once made a thread somewhat serious and polacks actually joined and we discussed politics in the narutoverse. Was pretty fun and comfy compared to waifu shitposting here

>>145408882
Because /a/ hates Naruto with a passion because it's not some am i kawai uguu~ moe bullshit with some Japanese name that takes two and a half minutes to say

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>>145408882
It's a very old 4chan meme to hate naruto, friend. Really up until the series end every naruto thread in /a/ would regularly get shitposted to death. I mean unless something significant happened in the manga in which case people would discuss for a bit and then shitpost the thread to death.

>>145409249
I've only browsed /a/ twice and besides the bleach and one piece discussion it is indeed pretty much filled with weebs talking anime I don't know.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZYpDq8VOvo

>>145409383
I know man. I love that screencap

I wish I was here when Sasuke vs naruto vote 2 happened. would love to see what everyone discussed and shitposted about

>>145409390
/a/ almost entirely consists of, in no particular order, at any given time:
> CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE
> UMARU ON THE FRONT PAGE
> KAREN ON THE FRONT PAGE
> x a cute. A CUTE.
> Name a better x than y. Pro tip: You can't.
> Hey /a/, recommend me some animoomays
> Why is x best girl, /a/?
> Hey /a/, why don't you watch x yet?
> I'm so much better than all of you because I watch Dokudoki no Watamaru Dosa ka Warama Nijo no Haramu Desu Zettsu-chan ka Warino: Re.Vo.Lution, you probably haven't heard of it

>>145409938
Disgusting.

Only thing I recognize is that umaru hamster name thing not sure what the others are

>>145409546
The second VotE fight was kind of shit, honestly, with an extremely poor lead up to it, yet more last minute new powers, giant battle avatars and retarded bullshit.
The one noteworthy thing in it is Naruto forming a one-handed Rasengan, but really that shit should have been standard after he came back with his training from Jiraiya.

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>>145390709
I kinda wish that catgirl, hell that whole abandoned city and the ninja cats were given some context and fleshing out. Even if it meant having more Uchiha fucking shit content in terms of how they are related.

On another note, anyone have any ideas for part 1 Kiba-Sasuke banter? I wrote a little bit about him having heard from Ino that the Uchiha are affiliated with ninja cats, and continuing with him detailing how useless cats are and how getting one to vomit on your foe's carpet isn't a great move to pull, but I need something more and am stuck.

>>145410652
> fucking TWO YEARS STRAIGHT with Jiraiya
> still can't fucking make a Rasengan one-handed
What the shitting fuck was he even doing during that time? For real. All we really know is Jiraiya was like "haha alright Naruto I'm going to release the seal holding back the bio-engine of chaos, hatred and destruction while in a crowded hotel in the middle of a city. There's no way this can end badly."

Not to mention yeah, the second VotE fight was pretty poorly entered into. Like, Sasuke's idea of 'hurr I'll take the hatred onto myself' was retarded as fuck. "Oh yeah, Sasuke? That's your plan, huh? What happens when you die? You're not an Uzumaki. You ain't go an extended lifespan. You've got like 80 years left, TOPS, and then there'll be the mother of all power vacuums when you kick the bucket, you ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD. Oh b-b-b-but muh Senju DNA, muh Zetsu body? Fuck off, Orochimaru doesn't have to help you, he's immortal and can literally do whatever he wants with no repercussions. You're literally pull a Madara-slash-Obito, except we don't NEED someone to bring the world together to fight a common enemy because WE JUST FINISHED DOING THAT."

>>145409491
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE

>>145411456
I'm guessing they ran out of time to do them for all the cutscenes, and didn't want the ones they didn't have time for to stand out?
Especially considering that originally NUNS4 was supposed to release in September, I really do wonder what the fuck they were doing with their time. Adventure mode needs more content, there aren't challenge fights like in 3, the story doesn't have much meat to it AND they cut out some of the fights that they could have included to spice things up (and have someone other than 5 people fight).

>>145411238
When during Part I? Cause Sasuke would drop mad heat on Kiba for losing his Chuunin Exam due to a fart, but Kiba could simply counter with "You fucking kissed Naruto, you prissy pancing la la homo fag."

> Sasuke waxing eloquently about how great cats are
> "Yeah, but dogs are way more loyal."
> "Cats will just up and abandon you."
> "Like Itachi did."

>>145411303
Sasuke could become immortal that is what he said remember. Sasuke's plan made more sense than naruto's typically shonen thing especially since naruto's peace ideal failed in the new shitty boruto manga

>>145411851
>When during Part I?
Well, it's technically not in the manga's actual Part 1. It's been a month since the end of Part 1 stuff should have happened. But here I have Tsunade promote Nardo, which causes Jiraiya to stick around for a night to celebrate, activate Sage Mode to try and take on Chouji's dad in a drinking competition, sense the approaching Sound 4 and take them the fuck out.

>Sasuke would drop mad heat on Kiba for losing his Chuunin Exam due to a fart
Wasn't Sauce out at that point? I don't think he's social enough to get into the hearsay of how things went down.

>>145412162
Sasuke says a lot of shit, mate. He had no jutsu or ability that allowed immortality. His one plan would've been to go to Orochimaru and beg him to make him an immortal Zetsu body, and Orochimaru, if he had a fucking ounce of common sense, would say "Fuck no, get outta me lab."

> Wasn't Sauce out at that point? I don't think he's social enough to get into the hearsay of how things went down.
He'd hear about it sooner or later. People would talk about how the know-nothing nobody dropped one of the premiere taijutsu Genin of their year by farting in his fucking face.

>>145412914
>>He'd hear about it sooner or later.
I guess, but I'd prefer to not tie the banter into Naruto. For one thing he's present, and while due to a couple of differences Sauce isn't as butthurt about Naruto's progress as before, he's not at a point where he would make actually positive comments about the guy either.

>>145413494
I dunno man. Sasuke is such a fucking turboautist it's hard to imagine him having any genuine interaction with anyone, banter or otherwise.

>>145412914
Databook stated that the rinnegan could create and do anything. Same with him getting immortal besides that even tho he wanted to destroy the bijuu he could have become the juubi Jin.

>>145413494
>implying naruto deserves compliments for not letting Sasuke save the world

>>145414214
However it's also shown in the manga that it clearly can't. The Rinnegan Chibaku Tensei is only a pitiful fraction of the Six Paths - True Chibaku Tensei that Hagoromo used to create the moon, and if it could make people immortal, Hagoromo wouldn't have died, since he could just keep pottering around, maintaining the Juubi and dropping Zetsu like a bag of bricks when he first started talking to Indra.

Databooks vary from 'canon' to 'haha literally what' anyway.

>>145414198
Fair enough. I do confess I've been having a hard time writing the faggot precisely because of that. I did have a segment with him and Anko I am rather pleased about, precisely because she pierces right through his autism with being pretty fucking crazy herself.
Yet at the same time I do find that I must in some way include him, because one, he is one of the most competent of Naruto's generation of genin and two, I might not care about him but he IS Naruto's "best friend".

>>145415019
Anko would be a bro-tier sensei for Sasuke, especially if he's been bitten by Orochimaru in your rewrite.

Could have Sasuke talking shit to someone and have Shikamaru just absolutely tear him a new one with shrewd observation of his personality and how he acts.

So, Naruto is a pure boy who never so much as pleasured himself until his marriage to Hinata, right?

>>145415219
Well, the situation is that Nardo is in charge of Team 7 and 8, heading towards their first mission.

Kiba is being a testy little bitch on purpose to see how Naruto would react, because as the de facto leader of his own team, he wants to know how the official leader would react, whether it's safe to give him the authority of the position. Naruto has had Kakashi lecture him about having fucked up before on that (the hospital fight and the events leading up to it are different, Kakashi is there and channels the whole thing into a more controlled spar that teaches a lesson to both, and one of the things he talks to naruto about is that as a chuunin, he can't let himself be goaded that easily), so Kiba tries to get to Sauce a bit.

Effectively this really is just some banter and minor character work while they are jumping from tree to tree in the middle of the night, but I've been caught up in it for a while.

>>145415462
He probably fucked a clone transformed into Sakura several times but stopped after Kakashi made him maddeningly aware of absorbing their memories and experiences.

>>145415219
>>145415867
Oh and due to Jiraiya not just taking down the Sound Four but managing to capture two of them, he has both Sauce and Anko along to compare their marks. During those events he assigns Anko to teach a chakra stabilising meditation he'd worked out with her to stop the mark interfering and making you an edgy cunt.So in a way she does kind of end up as a teacher for him.

>>145415962

If he was fucking a clone in any form, or indeed using shadow clones at all for that purpose, he'd have learned about absorbed memories far earlier. Hard to not notice having multiple orgasms back to back.

>>145416190
It's amazing that more ninja don't go into catatonic shock from getting flooded with the feelings and memories of their clones as they die.

Like in the Land of Waves Arc, Naruto creates about three dozen clones, and they all rush Zabuza, before he swings his sword around, carving through about three quarters of them instantly. OG Naruto should be on his knees as the rush of over 30 dying clones instantly fills his consciousness.

>>145416526

How about the hundreds made during the fight with Gaara?

>>145416190
Honestly it seems hard to not notice that you get the clones memories it even if you're not fucking the clones. Probably just another of Kishi's countless retcons.

Still don't think he'd tried fucking the clones at that point.

>>145417074

He was twelve when he learned how. Might be a bit early for the thought to occur to him.

>>145415462
>>145415962
I don't think he ever fucked a transformed clone, but I find it hard to imagine he didn't jack it regularly.

>>145415462
I like the joke theory someone had that Kurama purposefully stifled his sex drive until they became friends, but it took 2 years to make up the lost time, which is why Naruto goes from zero to marriage in The Last.

>>145417421

Kurama couldn't have done that without access to his brain/penis, which the seal was designed to prevent.

>>145417249
> I don't think he ever fucked a transformed clone
desu that's literally THE FIRST thing I'd do if I realised I could create a solid-body clone and turn it into literally anyone.

At the very least, why the shitting fuck didn't Jiraiya just turn into a woman if he wanted to peep on women? The Transformation jutsu is so underused it's almost criminal.

> No scene of Jiraiya pulling a 'Hello, fellow women, let us undress and go bathing' as he haphazardly attempts to fit in with the other women at the bathhouse.

>>145418165

He's twelve when he learns it. He might have some idea about sex at that point, depending on if he skipped sex ed or not (assuming they teach it) but regardless, aside from a few porn magazines, there's no indication he's that far along in his development at that point. At 14-15, maybe.