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/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Homolust edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

old thread: >>144737137
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1st for no pic
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>>144961531
>Ashura and Indra Homolust
>Hashirama and Madara Homolust
>Naruto and Sasuke Homolust
Is the only Hamura was the only one who normal in this circle?
oh wait he is motherlover
never mind
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>>144961837
>Is the only Hamura was the only one who normal in this circle?
Anon r u ok?
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first for try an explain this, assholes
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>>144961837
I wouldn't call being a complete literally who for 99% of the series that couldn't do the one job he was set to do, enslaved half his family and ended up with everyone in his brother's bachelor pad getting wiped out, normal.
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>>144962416
well he set up 3 clans
>Main Ootsutsuki
>Branch Ootsutsuki
>Hyuuga, the one who putting forehead tattoos in its branch family, because they want to prevent branch triumphing over main

also he had tenseigan nuke that built with his descendant's eyes in case world that his bro built got plunge into chaos
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>page 9
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>>144966130
no is this supposed to be a retconned byakugan for Himawari or are the veins not out, yet?

money on retconned byakugan
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>>144967560
my money is on half-awakened tenseigan
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JITENSHA
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>>144969270
KOIDE
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>>144969270
why did Yahiko have to die?
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>>144966130
woah shit that's spooky
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>>144974879
>that lower right pose
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>>144975065
why is the lower right pose so arousing to me? is it because a shy girl is doing this?
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So Indra invented the shadow clone jutsu? Tobirama confirmed for plagiarist hack
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18th for Shark Tooth Waifu
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xth for smug
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>>144974879
>>144975065
more
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>>144975065
>>144974879
Cute.
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>>144979039
Nice butt.
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24th for origami.
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>>144979039
Whoa, is this the first time HAL has done lewd?
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>>144980212
yes
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>>144975616
and perhaps because that pose shows an enchanting female figure
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>>144980502
HAL is great.
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>>144981263
>Hinata being enchanted with cinnamon rolls
It's a shame we never saw this in canon.
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>>144961531
I hope Hinata dies in the new series. Then I won't have to deal with her being spammed in these threads anymore.
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>>144982104
Who's your favorite girl, then?
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>>144981374
>Hinata comes home one day to find Naruto naked on the bed covered in frosting and cinnamon
What does she do?
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>>144982254
At this time, Salad.
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>>144982808
Salad's pretty good. Mercifully, Kishimoto actually looked up how to write girls before writing Gaiden so she turned out way better than her mother.
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Alot of worst girl being posted in this thread.
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>>144982808
I don't like Ikemoto's Salad
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>>144983170
you know that naruto and sauce are dp'ing that on the other side right
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>>144983170
No one's really posting Sakura, though.
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>>144983170
why can't Kaguya be real lads?
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>>144983513
I meant hinata.
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>>144983613
She is. You just have to go to the moon. Why do you think America went there? We love our waifus after all.
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>>144983613
why are you posting one armed Tenten?
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>>144983654
But Hinata is best girl or at the very least in the top 5.
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>>144983513
Sakura is good for rape doujin
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>>144983826
>top 5
More like in the top 10.
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>>144983417
I don't care what you think

>>144983170
Kaguya is trash
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>>144983683
Now I'm imagining Niel Armstrong sheepishly asking Kaguya on a date in his astronaut suit
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>>144983170
And you are just making it worse with the mother of asspulls
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>>144983894
I don't think there are nine girls that you could argue are better than Hinata. Either way, Sakura is the worst objectively.
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>>144983915
Hinata is trash.
There is a joke in this image hopefully you guys get it.
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pimp shino when?
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>>144984158
Hinata isn't trash and is objectively better than Kaguya.
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>>144984089
In no particular order
Kushina
Temari
Ino
Tsunade
Mei
Kaguya
Arachimaru
Anko
Yugito
There
>>144984370
You're wrong and you're a faggot, hinata is low tier garbage
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if Nagato died against Hanzo, would Yahiko take Nagito's Rinnegan?
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>>144984518
No but konan would.
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>>144984504
>le nobody asspull shit girl
kys
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>>144984504
>Ino
>Mei
>Kaguya
>Anko
>Yugito
Hinata is objectively better than all of these.

>Loyal
>Kind
>Brave
>Actually has a character arc
You're delusional if you think she doesn't shit all over those girls.
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>>144984518
What if Hanzo took the Rinnegan and became the most OP son of a bitch this side of Madara
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>>144984670
>Le character arc
>Loyal
Wow i guess sakura has that too.
>Kind
Sakura is pretty kind to not naruto
>Brave
I think sakura also has that one.
I'm also not delusional i just think hinata is fairly boring and other girls bring more to the table.
>>144984668
>Le nobody asspull shit
Wow thanks for explaining the entire series anon, you're not retarded at all!
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>>144984518
Neither of them could use it. They'd get floored from the chakra drain.
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>>144984619
I was under the impression, that Konan was hungry for Yahiko and that Yahiko was the leader of Akatsuki

>>144984670
Konan > Hinata, although it's not by much

>>144984768
>poison with OP eyes
world domination?

>>144984504
>no Konan
>no Tenten
>no Shizune
>no Hinata
into the trash it goes
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>>144984924
>No hinata
The whole point was to post girls that i think are better than hinata, i would replace yugito with konan but tenten is shit and shizune is less shit but still shit.
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>>144984893
don't ever reply to me unless you plan on contributing the thread
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>>144984893
>Wow i guess sakura has that too.
Nope. Loyalty is one thing, fanaticism is another. Hinata was loyal to a good man. Sakura was fanatical about a traitor that tried to kill her. Also, Sakura has no character arc.

>Sakura is pretty kind to not naruto
Which makes her a cunt since Naruto's a great guy.

>I think sakura also has that one.
That's why she breaks down crying all the time, right?

>I'm also not delusional i just think hinata is fairly boring and other girls bring more to the table.

Go ahead, then, tell me what Yugito brings to the table.
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>>144984768
Can't handle the rinnegan without Senjew or Uchiha genes
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>>144985092
>Let me just throw out her loyalty even though it's literally what it is
She showed no interest in any guy other than sakura.
>Naruto's a great guy
Sure but he was fucking annoying and literally everyone other than hinata called him annoying.
>Bravery
>Breaking down and crying in a non fighting situation has anything to do with bravery
Sure.
Yugito is a sex monster but other than looks she doesn't really offer much other than having a based monster living inside her.
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so we are in the waifu shitposting era now?

>>144985282
at one point Senju DNA became the answer to everything
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>>144985339
>She showed no interest in any guy other than sakura.
I assume you mean Sasuke and yeah, that's the whole problem: she has no reason to love him and has reasons to hate his guts because he tried to fucking kill her.
>Sure but he was fucking annoying and literally everyone other than hinata called him annoying.

No one was as huge a cunt to him though.

>>Breaking down and crying in a non fighting situation has anything to do with bravery

It is. Emotional bravery is a thing. Hinata saw her cousin get murdered in front of her and started crying but realized Naruto and the rest of the fucking world needed her to get her shit together so she slapped sanity back into him. Sakura gets called annoying and is immediately disabled.

>Yugito is a sex monster but other than looks she doesn't really offer much other than having a based monster living inside her.
So you admit she has nothing. Great, point proven. Enjoy your pathetic hateboner for Hinata.
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>>144985358
>Senju dna become the answer to everything
When literally everyone uses it.
>Madara used it but we don't know exactly when he got the rinnegan
>Naruto has it
>Obito has it
>All those zetsus
>Danzo
I can't think of anyone else but i know there are more
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>>144985531
I don't have a hate boner for hinata, you fags worship her like some fucking godess she's so fucking generic.
>No one was a huge cunt to him though
>He has to fight kiba
>Kiba and literally everyone says he doesn't compare to kiba and kiba outright says that he's a shitter
>This isn't being a cunt
>Everyone laughed at him when he couldn't do the transformation technique
>This isn't being a cunt
Nice throwing out cases to help your point though, nigger.
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>>144985746
you worship your girl, we worship our girl
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>>144985746
>I don't have a hate boner for hinata, you fags worship her like some fucking godess she's so fucking generic.
You do though. You rank Yugito, a girl who has literally nothing going on, above her. You rank Sakura, the worst girl in the series, above her. You rank Kaguya, who has literally no personality, above her. Get over yourself.

>>Kiba and literally everyone says he doesn't compare to kiba and kiba outright says that he's a shitter

Because Naruto was dead last in school and he was facing someone who got good grades?

>This isn't being a cunt
Yeah, that's how kids are, and then they grow up, except for Sakura, who went on to pull this ultimate cunt move.

No, don't post your stupid meme image doing mental gymnastics trying to justify this. Sakura did a shitty thing.
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>waifu shitposting
I'm out of here
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>>144985936
>Bitches about meme image
>Posts meme image
Kill yourself.
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>>144985936
Why do shipfaggots overhype a moment that was all about misunderstandings so much and paint it either as the most selfless sacrifice that ever existed or the worst thing any person has ever done?

Do they really think that the only thing that matters in this series is who ends up with who?
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>>144986258
>actual pages from the series
>meme image
You're dumb IRL.

>>144986302
She emotionally manipulated one of her closest friends because she overestimated the value of her pussy. That's a shitty thing to do to her friend who values honesty.
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>>144982104
Because certainly this general hasn't had an ongoing thing with posting dead girls.

Also
>some faggot keeps on posting I LOVE SAKURA and the like
>this achieves little but keeping the thread bumped, not realising that part of the reason discussion is dead is because Pinkshit is so fucking awful everyone is tired of detailing it out
>while other girls are often posted, Hinata still gets a fair amount because she is probably the most widely liked girl in the general
>unlike the mildly positive to no reaction other girls get, Hinata still gets some people salty enough to be unable to not talk shit about her
>the sheer butthurt of non-Hinatafags about Hinatafags enjoying their waifu and the latter's defence of her rekindles discussion time and time again
>people who dislike Hinata are one of the major factors keeping Hinata Central, also known as /nsunsg/ alive

On another note, what the fuck is Hiroshimoot doing to the servers?
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>>144985746
Yet, they never laid a finger on him.

Everything they did was verbal. While Sakura was throwing haymakers at him.
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I LOVE TEMARI
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>>144987305
Nice taste.
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>Go into the forest
>Some snake guy with a purple bath robe is there for some reason
What do
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>>144987735
Hey parent, isn't that uncle Sasuke?
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>>144988335
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>>144988616
>arms aren't an upside down heart
opportunity fucking missed
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>>144988882
L-lewd.
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>>144990229
>casually grabbing dat ass
Naruto you fucking player.
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>page 10
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rip
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>>144995101
l-lewd
>this got rated as Teen
>however CC2 still censored the storm 4
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>>144995101
that'll be sore in the morning
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>>144961531
so what do you think about upcoming OVA anons?
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>>144996524
Predator Himawari hype incoming.
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>>144996524
It'll be what we've already read. What I want to see is whether Himawari's Byakugan has veins or not. If they changed it in the movie, there might be a reason they'll reveal in the new series.
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>>144997054
W-what if the NSfags are right and Himawari is Toneri's?
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>>144997235
kishi already backed out on one cuck storyline
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>>144997235
And somehow has whiskers...?
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>>144997235
>NSfags
>Right
>About anything
>Ever
I haven't worried about that since 2014.
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>>144997459
They had an shitty explanation for that, I can't remember it though.
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>>144996524
Only thing I'm even remotely looking forward to with this series
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Quick and possibly dumb question, why isn't Kurama a chakra construct here?
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>>144998936
Didn't both Kuramas got united after Naruto defeated Kaguya?
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>>144999513
Yeah, but in the fight with the rock golem-thing he was chakra.
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>>144999883
Maybe being more like a chakra construct is what happens when he's overcharged/synchronised with Nardo's (transmigant) chakra, and the fight took enough out of him, or they spent time enough apart that he reverted back to normal? Maybe for Kurama too it's basically a chakra cloak thing, like Naruto's.
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>>145000110
Hmm, makes sense.
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>>144983826
Top 5 tbqh, if only because I dont care for meek girls. Titty game strong though
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>>144982104
Do you genuinely think it'll stop if she died?
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>>144983143
I want a time-travel story where Salad goes back in time and fucks Naruto. Or her dad. Whichever.
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>>145001437
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>>145001185
This
Neji died it doesn't stop me posting the pics of him
>inb4 all Hyuugas, Naruto, Sauce gets killed off
>inb4 Boruto swears for Vengeance
>inb4 asspull no jutsu; Neji gets revived
>inb4 Neji becomes his mentor and then along with rest of the team konohamaru they travel the world together in order to find a way to defeat Kawaki
You know its gonna happen
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>>144984504
You see, it's good that you're missing so many actually good girls, because it means I can safely dismiss your opinion out of hand.

>>144984893
Loyalty is not dogmatic blind faith. Loyalty is tempered by common sense and genuinely caring about the person you're loyal to. Hence the slap to Naruto to wake him the fuck up, because she knew he was better than that.

>>144985746
> kids act like shitty kids while they're kids
> Sakura continues to act like a shitty kid while into her mid-teens to a boy she calls one of her best friends
> the only other person who is actually mean to Naruto around this time is Sai, who is so fucking broken on the inside he makes Sakura seem undamaged,and doesn't really understand the effect his words have.

>>144988882
People are always talking about fucking Kaguya's forehead pussy. They need to think bigger.

>>145002963
> Neji comes back before Sasuke dies
> Neji demands he takes a more active role in his nephew's education
> filler episode of Sasuke and Neji getting increasingly mad as one of them teaches Boruto how to do something X way, with the other one teaching him to do it Y way, and they argue about who's way is better
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>>145001185
It would eventually
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>>144983417
I don't like Ikemoto's anything. Whenever I worry that he's going to ruin Salad, I just remember that he's going to ruin every character.

Nonetheless, they seems far more concerned with sexualizing an eleven year old than with writing Salad as an actual character. I'll be pleasantly surprised if this isn't the case, and if her goal to become hokage is provided with any focus (implying that she indeed isn't just seen as fapbait), which is a shame, as Kishimoto had finally managed the impossible for himself and provided good writing for a female character.
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niggers
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>>145005346
Tongue
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>>145006769
my
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>>145005147
No it won't. People still post Konan, Kushina and Rin.

Did Obito teach you nothing? Death is nothing compared to a good waifu.
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>>144998936
Expecting consistency from SP
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>>145005282
> art gets better
> gets good character arcs
> still top-tier loli fapbait
Fingers crossed
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>page 8
What to talk about?

Well a while ago I read a fanfic where Hinata cheated on Nacho with Shino and then Nacho fucked Tsume and Hana. It was really dumb.
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>>145009562
The Inuzuka clan women would be legitimately crazy in bed. I'm surprised they're not given more notice in the general. We all seem to love our literally whos.
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>>144996524
Looking forward to Hima and Bort's "OTOU-CHAN / PAPA" and "KA-CHAN / MAMA".

It warms my heart.
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>>145009798
They scary.
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>>145010294
I feel like they'd be the kind who are very passionate and overpowering, and you'd need to be a special kind of guy to put up with them long-term, but if you manage, you'd be hard-pressed to find a more loyal and devoted wife in Konoha.

I wonder if their favourite position is doggy-style
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>>145010219
> some people unironically think NaruSaku would've been anywhere near as comfy as this
What even
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>>145010946
It would be an awful pile of shit straight out of an American sitcom.
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>>145010946
NSfags didn't even think that. Unless they think domestic abuse is comfy.
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>>145011324
> NSFags didn't even think that
The autistic hambeast Tumblr ones did
> Unless they think domestic abuse is comfy
Well, considering they self-insert as Sakura, they'd probably consider any attention good attention, so they probably WOULD think that.

>>145011137
See 'autistic hambeast Tumblr', I guess.
> There are people, RIGHT NOW, who believe NaruSaku is low-key canon and Naruto is somehow stealthy enough - and enough of a bastard - to cheat on Hinata for over a decade without her EVER noticing.
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>>144985746
I had to backlog through these posts to figure out which side of the discussion you were on.

>using the fact that people treated naruto like shit to do anything other than praise hinata

What is this Bizarro Logic? Are we going to demonize Iruka and based Ramen Guy, as well? Hinata, Iruka, Hiruzen, and Sasuke were the only people who actually understood him, and the only people who actually took the time to do so, making each one of them look glorious for it.

Anyway, a defense of Sakura is best done by acknowledging the fact that she was a cunt, who disgusted Sasuke with how she talked about Naruto, who ended up maturing over the course of the series. Sakura actually earned my respect by almost opting to fail the Chunnin Exam for Naruto's sake, but this was after she had been called out on her shit by Sasuke (this was a wake up call that actually caused her to think about what kind of person she was) and after she had gradually acquired a new level of respect for Naruto as she started to see him as more than just some loser.
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>>145012774
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>>145012774
I still super wish Naruto and Hinata had hit it off earlier. Not even as lovers, but just realising each other as a kindred spirit and realising they can each gain something from the other as friends, and then having the relationship grow from there.
But nah, homolust Sharingan Uchiha murderboner bullshit, I guess.

>>145013017
> telling an orphan that another orphan is lucky for not having parents
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>145013017
God damn sasuke was so based, i miss this.
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>>144998936
He wasn't a chakra construct after the fight with kaguya either.
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>>145016724
That half wasn't sealed in Naruto at the time.
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>>145016953
Maybe he learned how to make a physical version of kurama or maybe that's just the "dark kurama" that minato used so he can split it into two halves.
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>>145013017
What the fuck is he doing in the last panel on the 2nd row?
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>>144997695
Maybe Hinata just guzzled down enough of Naruto's kyuubi chakra irradiated jizz to do the trick? Can't remember anymore.

Yeah honestly it doesn't make any sense.

Kind of like the huge plot hole of Himawari's existence in the "transman naruto giving birth to sasuke's child boruto" fanfiction that someone else on tumblr came up with.

Like if Naruto was born a woman with a functioning uterus then how could he have impregnated Hinata?

Unless Hinata just transformed into a dude and impregnated transnaruto....

Honestly just thinking about all this is making me super fucking uncomfortable. I have to stop now.
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>>145017062
>>145016953
>>145016724
Are you guys talking about Naruto's Battle Avatar? Cause all of the Tailed Beasts are actual, physical beings, but Naruto's Battle Avatar is just his special snowflake Senju Susano'o rip-off. It's not actually Kurama.

In The Last, didn't he create a Battle Avatar and then completely ceded control of said Avatar to Kurama?
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>>145017308
No i mean this
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>>145017953
That's the half of Kurama that Madara sucked into the Gedo Mazou, effectively unsealing him from Nacho.
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the best couple
the only ones that feel natural instead of time skip -> lets pair these shits up so there can be babies
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they truly deserve eachother
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>>145018315
But that's pretty much what happened to them too, just one time skip earlier and almost no real interactions shown so you can headcanon in whatever the fuck you want.
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>>145018315
I don't hate waifu or shipping but can we...you know NOT talk about them for a while?
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>>145018550
theyre the only couple who spends time together outside of staring a them from a distance/ saving them from dying and admitting their love and forgetting it a second later
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>>145017189
That's one of Naruto's great mysteries
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>>145019342
The thumbnail made it look like Temari was going for a sneaky butt grab and I confess myself disappointed when I realised that wasn't the case.

They're not my favourite couple, but they're definitely in my top two.
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>>145019031
Mostly off-screen (all but one scene that could be a million official functions), implied occasional work together for shit like the chuunin exams is all I recall, and they don't really affect each other as characters.
I mean I get what's cute about it, sort of, and Temari is the closest the series has to a tsundere which may or may not be your thing but it's hardly the end all be all of relationships even in this series.

Are the others perfect? Fuck no. But fundamentally the only genuinely positive thing I can think about them is basically the same break as Hinata got - Kishi mostly avoided it, so there was a lesser chance for his shit writing to ruin it.

By all means enjoy it, but I do think that the claim of it feeling natural is mostly just in your head, what you infer and think happened off-screen, which is hardly a fair basis of comparison.
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>>145019784
>NH
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>>145019891
Best couple, bar none, with ShikaTem running a very close second.
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>>145020021
I disagree.
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>>145020021
There are way better couples
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>>145020335
Well you're welcome to your opinion
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>>145020224
>Tries to hover over file but it wasn't working.
>Suddenly remembers filename
Thank you, shitty laptop.
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>>145020549
Guess you nh fags are getting smarter huh?
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I just opened up my phone browser and the page that it opened on was the 3rd /nsunsg/ thread on here from February. Can't remember if that was the first time I came to this place or if I was there for first or second but it was an overwhelming experience.

The OP gave me a giggle. It was something along the lines of "wow I can't believe we made it to a third thread". Funny how we're in a similar situation now but for opposite reasons (back then we hadn't quite hit our peak, and now we're certainly past the highest point in real poster count). It really has been a great journey, and I'm looking forward to continue taking part in here in the coming months. It will be fantastic if we keep it going until another Naruto game is released. Who knows, maybe they'll release something even more interactive that will keep some of the discussion video game focused.

Anyway, I accidentally hit back and ended up losing the thread. Anyone have a link to an archived version? I want to finish reading it.
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>>145020778
I'm a Shizunefag that has a need to look at any picture in a spoiler.
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>>145020335
Would've made more sense if Hashi was the one who couldn't pee if people were nearby. Would've been a nice subtle poke towards him asspulling Sage Mode - he had latent skill with collecting small amounts of Natural Energy, and so was super aware of anyone nearby him, especially when he was vulnerable.

>>145020778
That webm has honestly stopped affecting me tbqhwyf. It's been posted to much it's just 'Oh. This again. This isn't what I was expecting'.
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>>145020779
oh, I also wanted to ask - is that the final version of the Hiashi plantation owner drawing? It's the most polished one I have saved. Also please dump more pics from our drawfag if you have them, I only have 3. Or better yet post your own OC.
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>>145020987

>>145021026
Wow where can i subscribe
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>>145020779
> GOOD narutoverse ninja MMO release when?
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>>145021108
>Wow where can I subscribe
if you're asking where our drawfag is now, I have no idea. Also this is third pic I have of his which isn't impressive by any means (see filename).
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>>145021026
Drawfag is now a player in my game and is apparently on break from school or uni or whatever, so we should have some new stuff incoming, with any luck
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>>145021409
No i meant because you're fucking blogging.
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>>145020779
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/129136761
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/129260106
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/129375293
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>>145021457
the post you replied to is hardly blogging-tier, I was making a request.
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>>145021618
wew thanks
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>>145020021
Second best couple after NH, at least in terms of potential is Ino and Sai, and I don't even like Sai that much. I wish we'd seen Karui and Chouji interact, they could be fucking adorable.
After those comes Shikamaru and Temari.

Honorary mention: if Pinkshit had some character development and obtained some dignity (i.e. stopped being Pinkshit), told Sausage at the very end to fuck off and lez'd it up with Ino, I'd have sort of liked that. And I typically really dislike yuri in all but proper porn.
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>>145021457
> asking questions
> talking about characters
> '''''blogging'''''
ok mate. Because talking about the series is worse than shitposting unrelated content, right?
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>>145021912
in fairness my post here was soppy to say the least >>145020779
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>>145021618
Does that place have all of the previous threads, or just those three?

>>145022149
Nothing wrong with posting about the history of the general. It was better back in its heyday.
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>>145022149
>>145021618
> tfw can still pick out all my old posts
The memories, man.
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>>145022450
yeah, I've become way too attached to these threads. Fucking Sasuke-poster though. Miss that lad.
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Someone post the time when someone pointed out how kabuto sounded like eggman, it was the best.
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>Besides this thread will die soon
some things never change
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>>145022987
> came in
> got banned
> came back
> talked shit about the mods
> got banned again
> never returned
mods = gods

Man, I'm having all this nostalgia about how good and alive the old threads were. We REALLY fucking need some new blood. Even if they're retarded.
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>>145011324
Hima can stay, but Bort is a piece of shit
I would unironically take Shinasitku over hhim
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>>145013017
>Talking shit about someone's husbando right in front of him
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test stream

http://vee.scay.net
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Fucking hell we had some crackers in early threads
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>>145023195
Well we could always advertise on Naruto forums / reddit. I've been on r/naruto and they're not ideal but it's really the only tolerable place on that entire website.
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>>145023853
Hey man, if you wanna do that, we can't stop you. Best case scenario is, of course, people finding their own way here.

Do what you want, but you're gonna cop a ton of flak now for even suggesting Reddit or the Naruto Forums.
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>>145021425
>>145021026
Hey, I'm back. I had to scramble for the last couple of days getting stuff together for a last minute trip to Japan and then I got a 24 hour ban for posting spoilered NH lewd on /a/. but in my defense I forgot exactly how much lewd was shown in the image and the thumbnail looked safer than it was so I just assumed. But yeah back now. Still working on the drunken fist lee and also preparing for the RP on Saturday.

So anyways I'm assuming it was already delivered in >>145021618 but I'll post it again anyways.

And yeah the three posted in this thread were really the only nardo requests I finished. I feel ashamed for my low production. I had started a couple other sketches but the original requesters are probably long gone by now.

But someone said they wanted to see the different coffee scenarios finished so I'll do those after the Lee one is done.

Can someone remind me what those scenarios were again? Or find them in the archive?
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>>145023853
I've glanced at some pages over there while looking up some dank Tobirama memes, and some of them probably already come here
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>>145024446
Done your backstory yet? T-minus 19 hours until game, brother. We still need to do up your first two or three abilities as well. And get your character a name!
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get out of my stream site
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>145024687
werkin on it now. sorry I suck dick, i'll get my shit together.
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>>145025000
Hahahaha relax, dude. 19 hours is more than enough time, and I'm gonna be on lunch for an hour soon, so I can help you out. Duck onto IRC if you can - I should be on in around 10 minutes or so. We can also get Hexchat sorted for you.
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>>145024446
nah I thought I'd have noticed if you did any more, was just wondering/hoping.

>I got banned for posting NH on /a/
wh-why were you over there?
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>>145024894
no.
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>>145024639
I posted a few times there before getting banned for some reason, I don't think people would even spot these guys as redditors if they came here. They mostly just talk about the story.
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>>145025356
> They mostly just talk about the story.
Same as like 95% of us, I guess
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>>145025210
>wh-why were you over there?
I was hoping to recruit more posters, but I can see now that I was wrong. We don't want their kind here. No matter how dead we are it's still better than their shitposting although while I was monitoring this thread during my ban I was very saddened by the state of things around here, so I would say /a/ is already here
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>>145025937
Well >>145023853 suggested Reddit or NardoForums, but I dunno how well that'd pan out. Could be good, could be horrendous. I don't care enough to recruit anyone.
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Confession time. Did any of you ever own/wear a pussy deflector?
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>>145026140

loud and proud brother
loud and proud
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>>145026131
I didn't mean NarutoForums in particular. I've never used that site or anything other than here really. But I used the subreddit on-off for a week and it honestly wasn't bad, and I'm one of the /film/ guys that's always complaining about annoying redditor opinions on /tv/.
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>>145026185
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>>145026140
lel

that actually looks pretty cool desu. I once made homemade nunchuks and swung them at a tree during my teens, probably looked like a retard in front of my neighbours.
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>>145026381
Give it a shot then. Or, you know, if you're banned, try and get someone else to do it.
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>>145026578
Nah I've been unbanned for months, I'll get on it tomorrow. Don't know how to advertise but I'll do my best. Probably best thing to do is just post regularly and mention it from time to time, I enjoy talking about Naruto story tidbits anyway.
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>>145026791
Just be like 'It's shitposting, but without Reddit's bullshit rules. It's a general FOR Naruto shitposters, BY Naruto shitposters'
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>>145020224
Why do you do this?
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>>145019891
You have objectively shit taste and I'm serious about this.
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>>145024446
I'm working off memory, so you might want to check the original post (I am basically re-inventing them, mixing with what I recall), but they went something like this

NH:
Part 1 (pre-timeskip)
>Hinata very, very shyly offers a thermos to Naruto
>he doesn't know what coffe is like, drinks into it eagerly, burns the fuck out of his tongue, slips on some that's been spilled and knocks himself out
>Hinata looks at him on the floor unsure what to do

Part 2 (post-timeskip)
>same as before, Hinata offers a thermos to Naruto, which he happily accepts
>he drinks from it and praises it, she's happy
>without thinking, he wishfully mentions how nice it'd be if he had someone to make him food and hot drinks every day
> she goes completely red, faints, naruto looks at her, unsure what to do

Part 3 (post-Last)
>double date with Ino & Sai
>Hinata digs out a thermos, offers it to Naruto, he refuses, says he'd much rather have some nice fresh, hot coffe with her when they get back home
>she goes full red, storms off back home
>Ino's after her to explain him being thick, but leaves Naruto with a slap
>Naruto wonders what was up with that
>Sai digs out a magazine and explains in depth what having coffee at someone's place means
>Naruto is embarrassed as fuck, thoughtfully drinks from the coffee, burns his tongue

The others
>Karui presents Chouji with a choice: something hot and brown or something hot and brown

>Ino offers a thermos to Sai before a mission
>he wonders if having coffee with someone means casual sex, her handing him a thermos means wanting him to masturbate

>Kiba complains to catgirl waifu she's gotten cat hairs in his coffee
>she complains he's gotten dog hairs in hers

>girls' night out
>Sakura miserable about not having had any caffeine in ages
>Tenten has her own contraptions to grind the beans, roast perfectly, boil and get everything done superbly with her toys

>cut to Orochimaru
>he's made his own too
>the bag of coffee beans says soylent green
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>>145027904
heh, some of these are pretty funny. Don't know how many I'd be able to do, though. We'll see.
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>hello page 10, my old friend
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>>145034381
>Nardo's face
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>>145034381
>nuttedbutshestillsuckin.jpg
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>>145027904
Wasn't there one about Sakura giving Sasuke a thermos and him pouring it out while looking her in the eyes?
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>>145036651
Yes, but I think he did that one already?
Or now you mention it the idea was that Sakura lovingly gives it to him, and he pours it on the grounds while maintaining eye contact. Drawfag anon did a lighter tone early version of that, where he tells her he'd rather would drink Naruto's piss and he couldn't decide what sort of expression to give her at that.
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>>145035847
I should rename pic related this
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>>145036876
I did pic related as a joke and also a sketch of an actual comic.

I'll definitely be finishing this one first. The picture in my mind of sauce staring directly at her as he pours the thermos contents onto the ground literally destroys my sides.
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>>145037338
The funniest/saddest thing is that it is perfectly in character too.

Though I do wonder how she would react. I mean she shook off numerous murder attempts, and the closes she got to intimacy with him was him mind raping her and making her think/feel him killing her, presumably ocer and over again like the Tsukuyomi.
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>>145009562
dumbshit retarded fanfics like that tend to leave me with a bad taste in my mouth. Then I need to go reread a good one to rinse out my brain.
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>>145039656
>your waifu will never feed you her period blood
why even live
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>>145040549
I know, it really does hurt.
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>>145039656
>>145040549
What the hell kind of heavy duty tampons is she using where she just has a big ass pot of blood available?

Why the hell am I even humoring this topic?
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>>145041669
To be fair I don't think it's supposed to be menstrual blood, but it really looks like it, doesn't it? I really don't know nip food too well so this may be a common IRL dish.
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The Liru game came out and I want Seismic to make a Hinata one so bad right now. Models and voice acting are top tier stuff.
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>>145041927
For me it looks like a beetroot soup of sorts. Or, alternatively, a mulled vine.
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>>145041980
I'd say it'll never happen but NH porn seems to be on a roll in japan right now. But I doubt he could make one quickly enough to capitalize on the fad.

>Seismic is a lazy bastard and couldn't have finished it only a few months faster
>canceranon couldn't hang on for a few more months
feels so bad, fuck this gay earth. RIP in peace, canceranon.
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>>145041927
I know it's not menstrual blood. I hope It's probably supposed to be sweet red bean soup. Early on, Naruto mentions it's one of his favorite foods behind ramen.
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>Page 10
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I love Hinata. Who do you love, anons?
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>>145048642
also Hinata
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>>145048642
>Kurenai wants to get Anko drunk with all these minors
Best sensei
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>>145048642
Myself, and only myself.
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>>145041634
>>145039656
>tfw I literally just started my period as I looked at these images
what the shit, man.
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>>145050798
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>>145050681
Righto Gaara
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>>145053695
nah, gaara is full homo for naruto.
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>>145055019
The majority of the people in the series are homo for Naruto.

Or Sasuke.
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>>145048642
Rin
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>>145055503
Rinfag? Is that you? Or is rinfag still suicide?
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Man, Friday night always seems most dead.
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>>145057658
maybe because it's friday morning anon
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>>145058223
Friday night for me, bud. It's a shame cause it dies out when I'm just chilling at home after work.

Timezones are proper fucked, man.
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>>145058223
>5:42
can i kill myself yet?
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>>145058289
>>145058378
I'm about to head to work, but i keep this thread open in a tab all day and check in regularly
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what is the official podcast of /nsunsg/ and why is it cumtown ?
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>>145058751
don't know what that is
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>>145058795
educate yourself anon
http://shoutengine.com/CumTown/
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So. Under 12 hours until it's game time. The Uchiha fucking Shit has left the group, and we have a replacement that is 95% complete.

Introducing Wakino Kusogawa. Originally from Takigakure, she was orphaned at a young age. While living off the streets, she was found and taken in by the Taki equivalent of Jiraiya - the current Alligator Sage of the Waterfall Village. Naming her Wakino, he trained her in the ninja arts, noticing that she had a skill in stealth that many ninjas lacked (he surmised from her time on the streets, where getting caught stealing something can be the difference between eating for a night, or getting beaten by the shop owner).

After several years together, Amegakure special forces ninja attacked Wakino and her mentor in an unprovoked assault on his little hut on the edge of the Liliko Swamp. Ordering her to hide, the Sage took a good toll on the encroaching shinobi, but he was no Jiraiya. He was eventually brought down, his contract scroll was taken, and Wakino was grabbed alongside it, taken back to Amegakure as tribute to Lord Zed.

Cont.
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>>145059089
Not willing to give up a malleable child with the beginning of being trained by a Sage, Lord Zed decided instead to bend his - and his interrogator's - talents into turning her into a weapon for Amegakure. They started on her body, and once that was broken, they moved to her mind, and from there, her soul. They had seen the results of Danzo's effect on ROOT, however, and always steered away from suppressing emotion. In the end, the procedure was a success, with Wakino eventually coming to serve Amegakure wholeheartedly, viewing Lord Zed with reverence approaching fanaticism, false memories keeping her past suppressed. Some say the memories were implanted by Zed. Others say she created them herself as a defence mechanism. Regardless, Wakino now belongs to Ame.

Wakino is a guarded individual - she doesn't trust quickly, or deeply, but if the time and effort is put in to break the shell, she opens up and comes into her own, showing a loyalty and respect to her friends far beyond her years.

...

Still a bit skew-whiff in places, but at least it's not Warring States Period Uchiha locked underground for a century, right?
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>>145059169
and she loves to vape
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>>145059262
hell yeah, I can get behind this.
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>>145059262
Not sure if you're actually taking the piss out of the character or not.

I don't mind either way, I didn't come up with it.
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damn Himawari
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>>145059875
Why did she even put on the goggles? Silly Hima.
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>>145059875
I know you guys all want those sick ass sharingan plates to impress the hot bitches when they come over to your place for dinner.
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>>145060132
Not gonna lie, I was eyeing them.
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>>145060559
CARLOS-KUN!
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>>145059875
what a qt
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>tfw gotta sleep early but want to shitpost and play some SMT
SMT x Nardo game when?
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>>145065319
Izanami
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So much Hinata faggotry in this thread. Holy shit.
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>>145067129
Wow, Hinatafags in a Naruto general? In other news, the sky is blue, and I have it on good authority that water is wet.
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>>145059089
>>145059169
>Lord Zed.
When did a Power Rangers villain take over Ame?
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>>145067353
When I first started doing up the storyline, and when I didn't know there was a Power Rangers villain called Lord Zed.
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>>145067242
It doesn't matter if the shitposting is common here. It's still shitposting and diminishes the quality of the thread.
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>>145067419
Waifuposting is a staple of this thread, dude. It has been since day dot. The thread quality is already rock bottom for the majority of the time, so it's not like it can go down from here.
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Just started playing this. It's really impressive how they did this in 2008.
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>>145067605
What one's that? The 'Bonds' game? The one after Rise of a Ninja?
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>>145067656
There was an UNS game taking place in part 1.
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>>145067946
Did not know that. I started the NSUNS series at 3 due to a Steam sale.
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>>145068271
This one was a PlayStation 3 exclusive. Covers all of Part 1.
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>>145068271
>Didn't know that.
>Got a game that called itself the 3rd sequel.
I don't get people anymore.
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>>145068398
I meant I didn't know it start pre-timeskip you nig nog
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>>145068573
You're the nig nog. And a faggot. Not to mention gay.
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>>145059875
>Narutu
is this real?
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>>145071986
>"Listen to your motor-mouth mother."
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>>145072220
I still think the opening to NUNS3 was one of the most heartwarming and heartbreaking scenes. Hearing the way Kushina talked about Minato, it was clear they had one of the best relationships in the series. Shame it was canonically never gotten into more.
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>took the day off work
>day drinking
>this is my ninja way
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>>145072498
I'm not a fan of Rin but I've always liked that picture.
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>>145072876
same, its cute as hell
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>>145072876
>>145073425
It's a grown man and a fucking twelve year old girl, you sick fucks.
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>>145073613
They're clearly a similar age in the picture. Get your eyes checked.

Not to mention dying apparently somehow regressed Obito back to also being 14 or so.
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I don't even like Tenten that much, but she deserved better.
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The red lines indicate where the enemies sightlines and patrol patterns are. Two of them have bows and are concealed in the forest around the outside, with longbows. It's gonna be 6 v 2

To counteract this, if they manage to pull off a Sam Fisher and drop them one at a time, they won't need to roll for a stealth kill - I'll allow them to do a suitably cinematic assassination before dragging the body away into the forest to hide

P-pls no bully for my Photoshop skills, or lack thereof. I used other, better drawn maps where possible, but sometimes I need to do up my own, and I am just NOT good enough to do detailed set pieces.
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>>145077158
Sucks shit brah!

I'm joking. The amount of effort you're putting into this is amazing. Keep up the good work.
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>>145079116
Yeah, hopefully the players like one. One of them's gonna be on their maiden game tomorrow, and I've already warned him that since Mission 1 is over, the kid gloves are finally coming off. I have used up my quota of Kishimoto asspulls for the next, ooh, seven missions or so, so it's all up to them and their shitty, shitty rolling ability.
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>>145079946
> like one
Holy shit what is wrong with me. I'm so fucking tired, and I'm on track to get like 5 hours sleep before I need to get back up and run the fucking game because these inconsiderate bastards have the gall to be on the other side of the world to me.
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do you guys know the name of the naruto game where you fight in some type of open world while doing missions?
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>>145059089
>she had a skill in stealth that many ninjas lacked
You're saying the expert squad of the best ninjas from the villages has say, and idiot who couldn't even conceal a kunai when captured and whose lack of real stealth got 2 men killed?
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>>145080360
What system is it on?
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>>145080360
Rise of Ninja and Broken Bond maybe? They were open world Xbox 360 exclusive.
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>>145079946
>One of them's gonna be on their maiden game tomorrow

What happened? One of the player quit or die?
Like I said, I haven't been here in two weeks or so.
Fuckin' AT&T, 150 gigs a month isn't enough for a family of 5.
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>>145080536
What? You realise Wakino isn't Akame right? Akame's player left three quarters of the way through last session, so we have a new player and a new character. The new one isn't an Uchiha and is going to be played completely different to Akame.

Also, they're Genin, they're not 'the best ninjas from the Villages'. They're excellent Genin, but they're still Genin.

Also also, Akame was the one who rolled a 22 on her Stealth check and instantly faded away like the Goddamn Batman. Arata was the one who fumbled the Stealth check.

Also also also the two men were jailers and likely wouldn't have made out the week before mysteriously being found dead.

>>145080834
Yeah, the player of Akame Amenoko, the low-key Uchiha, apparently 'got bored' and decided to straight-up quit partway through a game. We got another player soon after, though, and we've spent the week getting him up to speed and preparing him for his first game. He seems super stoked about it, so hopefully he sticks around.
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>>145081778
Well, I wish my internet hadn't chose then to crap out on me because I was really interested to play.
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>>145082245
Alany?
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>>145082245
Sorry my man. Maybe next time. There's gonna be a two week break after this game in 4 and a half hours (fucking hell I need to sleep), so I might actually be able to run one of my other games in that time. Rest assured I'll be posting here to see if anyone is interested, and newbies will get preference over my current players, as I'm always happy to let people give tabletop RPGs a whirl to see if it's their thing or not.
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>>145082470
She's the one who got bored at left through the game, my dude.

She was one of my original players, alongside Planewrong. Plane is now the only one from the original bunch to still be around.
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>>145082470
Prolly not

>>145082508
I'll be waiting.
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>>145082650
No wukkas. I'm gonna get my horror/investigative one done first, cause u wanna try something different to the usual 'action/adventure' ninja one.
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>>145080632
i played it on the ps2
>>145080667
thx
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>>145083667
Chronicles?
NUN 3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qEMdMPv9-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2XCDM2z2kY
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>>145083667
Was it this?
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>>145084220
thx that is the one nun 3 thx m8
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>>145081778
I was refering to my character's fuck ups
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>>145059875
Here's the text around the Himawari
>Also! In this work...
>Cute Himawari's
>Rampage of rage!?
>The power laying dormant within innocent Himawari awakens!?
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>>145084220
>>145084321
Man, those bring back memories. I remember playing Chronicles before anyone even knew about the Rasengan and they called it the Power Strike.
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>>145085416
>Around the Himawari section
Boy I'm braindead today.
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>>145059875
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see this at the foot of your bed
>she tells you you can try to run and hide but it's meaningless
what do?
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>>145060132
Pssh, I already got my Byakugan plate, what else do I need?
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>>145086141
Accept my Destiny
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>>145086304
Jobberplate
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>>145020224
Man is he having a bad day
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>>145059089
>>145059169
Hey, story looks gr8 man, except name's got a typo, it's Waniko (little alligator, alligator child), not Wakino (of the armpit).

Also I unironically support the vaping idea. She looks like she could be part of the vape naysh.

inb4 impractical hairstyle for combat. I can do what I want and I want my OC ninja waifu to have funny/cute hair so fuck you guys.
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>>145086848
>tfw Neji was right in the end
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>>145089283
It looks bad.
Sorry, not my style.
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>>145089283
it looks good m8 but that hair cut m8 it kills the oc .
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>>145091104
>>145090962
B-but it's the haircut from the very first OC waifu I ever drew so I am probably emotionally attached and not looking at it objectively.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll change it before the game starts.

As for style complaints I can't help you there except say that it's a very quick/rough drawing so the quality is shit in general. Also except for what I've drawn for you guys I didn't draw at all this semester because I was working on my thesis which is 100% sculpture so I'm rusty as fuck and using this to get back into drawing.
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>>145059875
I know this may sound silly but i kind of want to buy the BD once it hits Amazon here. Boruto The Movie is the last CANON story about Naruto. That new Boruto Manga is shit. Plus Kishimoto himself said this Movie was the peak of his work in the franchise.
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>>145089283
that haircut is unique to say the least
I like it
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>>145086141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aDLksTDqcE
reminder that she shares the same VA with her
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>>145093383
Don't worry, she's not gonna live long enough to annoy you with her Onii-sama.
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>>144961531
happy 1-year anniversary anons!
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>>145093601
>Boruto catches up to the flashforward
>Boruto and Kawaki fight it out
>Kawaki pulls out neo-super edgelord 10-tails sage ultra sharinnegan susano'o.
>Boruto gets beaten
>"Sorry, dad... I tried my best..."
>Kawaki swings his sword to finish him off
>Boruto vanishes
>Kawaki looks and sees Himawari gently setting the unconscious Boruto down a few feet away
>"So you came to die with your brother. How sweet."
>Himawari stands up
>"Don't worry, Oniichan. I'll avenge mama and papa."
>Kawaki laughs
>"What are you going to do, little girl?"
>pic related
>Hima raises one finger
>"Lock on."
>Himawari drills through Kawaki's defenses
>Kawaki's chakra points get annihilated
>He passes out, unable to use chakra
>Everyone arrives at the battlefield
>Hima is nowhere to be found
>Everyone thinks Boruto saved the day

This has a zero percent chance of happening, but I would genuinely forgive Assistant-kun if this happened in Boruto.
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>>145094802
where is the ova trailer?
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>>145094146
If only he went through with it
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>>145090796
He was wrong about thinking that he was talented when he wasn't a Senjew or an Uchiha fucking shit.
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>>145095347
i think he was going to do it but editor-kun and SP made him stop at last minute
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>>145094802
You forgot to write her having Down's syndrome to fit the new canon
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>>145095502
Of course he wasn't. That would just make his husbando Sasuke look like a bad person.
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>no one made a "don't talk to me" with pinkshit and salad
Why?
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>>145095676
>Sauce wanting to fuck closest thing related to Naruto aka Karin since both of em are Uzumaki
I don't see any wrong with this
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>>145093601
>>145094802
>no veins
It's confirmed.
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>>145096916
fucking retcons. She had them in the manga.
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>>145096150
>pic
Edit or not, how is it even possible to have your shit so absolutely on lock like this?
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>>145097229
dunno man, pic aint my OC
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>>145097229
I think the real situation that this image came from was probably more of an "all three of them are complete fucking retards" type deal.

That or a surrogate maybe?
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>>145098204
>all that empty space in the right side
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>>145099056
no homolust = no representation
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>page 9
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>>145100684
Who the fuck is that?
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ayy lmao
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Naruto should go full DB and expand its cosmology

y/n
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>>145103503
it kinda did with the moon stuff
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>>145103503
no.
They should go back to the origins of the ninja clans 'n how that shit worked itself out before 1st Hokage & Co. came along.
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>>145103503
It should honestly stay dead
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Nero, on the off-chance you're on here, we're all waiting on Roll20 for you.
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>>145103503
Fuck no. I just want to see relatively low tier missions, where a dragon made of water or encasing a human in a big blob of water is a fucking huge deal.
Man, I used to have hope Boruto would have some of that early Part 1 feel to it.

>>145103907
This. Maybe sometime in the mid 2020s there could be a new series but this is too soon, and the people hired for it are third grade at best.
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>>145104090
> Man, I used to have hope Boruto would have some of that early Part 1 feel to it.
Boruto is a continuation of Naruto, so the power levels never got a chance to drop back down after the end of the series. They're still super high.
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>>145104254
Well I certainly consider it a whole new, separate spinoff series.
One that is utter garbage even compared to the original, that makes devientart fanart and the worst fanfics seem more tolerable, which I am all too happy to ignore exists.
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>>145104540
Yeah, I think, if it continues poorly, people are just gonna consider it essentially Naruto GT - an addition, but not canon.
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>>145104642
Based on what I've seen so far, I'd hesitate to call this an addition at all, in all but the most literal sense of the word.
It's yet to do anything good, add anything of value unless you have a thing for bad art, edgy scars and retarded power tattoos.
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>>145104894
Yeah, the story better pick right the hell up after the recap.
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>>145100928
A Turk
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Alright, MISSION 2: CONFLICT RESOLUTION IS A GO.

So, with the addition of Waniko, we now are almost an entirely Water Release-based team. Fugetsu has Boil Release, Waniko has Water, Renya has Wind, and Arata has Water.

Who needs this bullshit 'versatility'? Just make three Water Dragon Jutsus at once, no worries!
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>>145106631
Proposing this for team theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5OQrdlq2c
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>>145106861
I saw the 'Singing in the Rain' thumbnail, and I just thought that's almost certainly Wakino's theme.

I also don't know why this is making me laugh so much.
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So Renya's going on about how Arata saved their asses with his poisoned kunai, apparently forgetting that I remembered he fucking slit a paralysed guy's throat in cold blood.

Mature adult or not, that's not really Naruto's style of doing things. And Naruto just noticed that Renya is completely drenched in the dude's dried blood.
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>"Thanks for the great response!"
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>>145110909
Is Kodachi the writer?

> I'm drawing while being soothed by my beloved one-year-old cat
The cat is distracting him. Kill cat, improve art.
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>>145110992
>Is Kodachi the writer?
Yes
>>145110909
>"Thanks for the great response!"
I hate nips.
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>>145110992
Yes, he's the writer. But he's not doing much writing right now, just rehashing what he already wrote.
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>>145111253
>>145111252
> "Alright Kodachi, what have you got for me?"
> dumps the Boruto movie script on Assistant-kun's desk
> "Seeya in eight months. You know where to send the cheques."
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>>145020779
>>145021409
drawfag needs to work on those cheeks
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> 10
pls no
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page 9
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>>145112205
wholeheartedly agree. It's always been the hardest thing about drawing animu for me.
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>>145116574
you need to shorten the length of the mouth and cut the cheek size in half unless you want your drawings look like mongol
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Well, after nearly three hours, and getting distracted by one of the player's dogs almost seemingly dying, we've finished the briefing. Naruto wasn't really surprised that the team pulled it off - he had complete faith in them. He was a bit worried about the news that there was an entire underground cave system set up two to three hours from his Village without anyone noticing, and he resolved to send out a Chuunin team the next day. Renya tried to push for an ANBU squad sent out that same night, since it looked like the group was packing up, but Naruto said he'd sent the Chuunin team that night if it was that big of a worry.

Fugetsu finally got an answer about the sword as well - with the working title of 'Meltsword', the blade will channel the users chakra into a loop, causing the blade to become superheated, while simultaneously stopping the heat from washing out, damaging the user. Naruto was pretty impressed with the team, and hinted that he might put Fugetsu's name forward when it came time to suggest a wielder of the new Seven Swordsmen blade.

Naruto shilled out Ichiraku's hardcore to the group just before they left for the night, saying that if they tell old man Teuchi that Naruto sent them, he'll just add the cost of the meals to Naruto's tab. He may be Hokage, but Naruto doesn't take handouts. Fugetsu and Waniko both headed off to grab som grub. Renya had to be a special snowflake and leave through the window. Arata just wanders off.
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>>145119747
>the team pulled it off
Didn't they fail?
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>>145120028
No, because I'm a big sooky la la and let them recover all the items.

For real though, Mission 1 is over. Tutorial section is complete. Asspulls are finished. Timers will become final. Deaths will become permanent. Mistakes will not be retconned. And consequences will need to be dealt with.

I promise.
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>>145119747
>leave through the window
Why did he have to die?
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>>145120963
> Obito doesn't asspull his way out of Konan's deathtrap, or does, but is in no state to kill her
> Konan survives
> Konan/Jiraiya superhero teamup during the war
Would've been nice.
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>>145121203
But Konan gets Coolest Guy'd well after Jiraiya is killed by Pein.
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>>145121383
Yeah, I know. But if Jiraiya lived.

Man, he was cool.
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>>145121584
Fair enough. Killing off Sauce and having Jiraiya not die would be probably the easiest way of improving the series for me. Well, besides having none of the Uchiha ever exist in the first place, but that's a rather greater incursion into the story.
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>wanting to kill off the cutest character
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poison a best
weapons a shit
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>having none of the Uchiha ever exist in the first place
the series would've been so much better that it makes me angry just to imagine this.
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>>145122040
Fuck off, Kishimoto.
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>>145122119
Hanzou go and stay go
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>>145111252
>I hate nips.

My favorite character is Kawaki. He's cool and does what he wants like the Uchiha did.
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>>145122371
>>145122128
>>145122159
>>145122159
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>>145122119
Arata pls

Alright. So after having a decent night's rest (and in Renya's case, washing the blood off and having a good long think), the four of them decided, independently, to head to Konoha Shinobi Tools, the weapons store run by Tenten. Naruto put in a good word for them earlier in the morning, and Tenten said she'd see what sort of deals she could swing them. Unused to the large city, Fugetsu and Waniko had to ask around, and were a bit surprised with the amount of bile they received from some merchants and shop owners. Despite the peace, it seems racism is still alive and well in Konoha's middle class - especially towards Wakino once they noticed her Amegakure headband. Eventually, they found someone who wasn't a racist piece of shit and directed them towards Tenten's shop.

In a scene right out of a Seinfeld episode, all four of the Genin rocked up to the store at around the same time. Inside the store, it was almost identical to Chapter 700 - lots of weapons, the Sage's tools...and no customers. In short order, Fugetsu requests a new sword. Since he's hankering to get his hands on the Meltsword, he decides on a wakizashi - better quality than what he's got. Tenten grabs a blue-steeled one from out back - not imbued with chakra, but forged with chakra techniques, meaning it dulls slower, sharpens easier, and takes chakra better than standard steel. Fugetsu quickly trades in his old one (that Tenten can resell, and hopes he DOES get the Meltsword, since she could then mark up the blade, saying it was the 'first sword ever owned by a member of the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen') and pays the discounted price.
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>>145123550

Renya was up next. He wasn't really fussed on a weapon in and of itself, but he had heard Tenten was pretty decent at Sealing techniques. Wanting to learn from the master, he asked if he could get tutoring in Sealing techs in his free time - paying her for the lessons, of course. Tenten was surprised, but accepted - Sealing was an art that was slowly dying out (true Sealing, not that homo Kote sealing). He also mentioned about learning how to forge his own weapons, but Tenten waved that off, saying she'd discuss it with him in the future, after one of their sessions.

Waniko then jumped in front, asking how much for a naginata. Unfortunately, she was coming up about 200 Ryo short. Fugetsu, clearly just as in love with New Ame Girl as he was with Old Ame Girl, offered to float her the extra 200 Ryo needed to make the purchase. Someone's getting lucky tonight! With the help, Waniko got her naginata - the same blue steel as Fugetsu's wakizashi - and Tenten threw in a red ribbon to tie around it to distract enemies in combat.

Finally, Arata dumped his weapons on the desk and asked what they were like. Tenten visibly recoiled from the shitty, rusted, probably AIDS-filled katana and wakizashi, but was interested in the kusarigama that they picked up in the cavern. She mentioned that Hanzou was the only famous kusarigama user, but the weapon itself was pretty uncommon, and was in decent nick. She gave a suggestion to Arata about how he could use it, spilled some rumours about the Sixth Hokage, and then took a look at the kunai with chain they had also snagged.
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>>145124912
>Fugetsu giving Waniko money to buy her naginata
>they both got funny teeth

I ship it.
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What was one of the most hypest moments in Naruto for you? For me it was pic related.
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>>145124912
Tenten was REALLY interested in this. Unlike the normal kunai with chain setups she sees, this was unique. She took a look at it up close, and noted that, unlike with regular ones, that have the chain either wrapped around the bracer or dangling everywhere, this one had a tiny motor hidden inside the bracer that controlled the chain retraction. It was incredibly slimline and powerful. Tenten mused if it was possible from the Land of Iron, made by master craftsmen. Arata let her keep it, as she was meeting up with Land of Iron artificers in a few weeks for an update on the Meltsword, and she was going to get their thoughts on it.

Thanking Tenten, and saying they'll tell their friends about her store, the four split up. Well, slightly before then, Renya heads off, saying he has to go to a barbeque with his clan. Arata was going to hunt for herbs and whatnot around in the forestry outside Konoha, but after losing a roll-off to Waniko, she uses her womanly charm to convince him to tag along with her and Fugetsu instead. The three of them head up to the Hokage office, looking for a D-rank mission so she can start working on her debt. Naruto gives them one that ties in to what Arata wanted - a herbalist in the east has run out of stock, and he needs more ingredients. The three of them went over and helped him out.

And that's where we are now. They're all still playing, even though it's like 4am for one of them.

Today's session was basically the equivalent of a filler. It was their day off, they got some shit done, made some scratch, but didn't actually fight or kill anything.
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>>145126482
>Today's session was basically the equivalent of a filler. It was their day off, they got some shit done, made some scratch, but didn't actually fight or kill anything.
>No fightin' and killin'.
Gaaaaaay.
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>>145126894
Hey, Naruto racked up a body count of exactly zero, and he's the main character in his series!

> inb4 Waniko has Fugetsu and Arata competing for her affections.
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>>145126482
Waniko a slut
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>>145126115
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>>145127581
>doesn't use any new jutsu
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>>145127431
> Fugetsu wants to go to the bathhouse, because they're all sweaty from digging up plants and shit, and as a Hozuki, generally feels better in water
> Waniko immediately says she'll tag along
Oh boy here we go
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>>145127581
>We never saw him go on that rampage.
Dammit, Kishi!
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>>145127834
Who is the edgelord of this game, R20? This is Nardo. There has to be a resident edgelord.
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>>145127407
Like it's even a competition
Fugetsu
>sharp teeth
>pearly white
>knows how to use a sword
>has earned some colour
>fights close like a man

Arata
>uses poison like a sissy
>lets bandits go free
>hasn't killed anyone
>probably a baneposter
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>>145127841
> Inner Sakura when she see Hinata's tits in the bath
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>>145126894
hey shut up that's only cause I'm new as fuck and dragging them down the whole time.

>>145127431
>>145127407
>>145127834
>>145127983
>Already stirring shit up
all according to keikaku
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>>145127581
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>>145128110
> I'm new as fuck and dragging them down the whole time.
Holy shit I will kick you out if you keep talking shit about yourself like that. You're fucking doing fine. You're engaging the other players. You're actually talking. Stop being so down about yourself. This session was always going to be a chill session, with or without you.

Seriously, stop being so hard on yourself. For real.
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>>145128263
Okay, for you senpai, I will do this. I swear it. I actually have a problem with self- deprecation sometimes. People have told me it bothers them. Thanks for the reminder.
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>>145121902
Tobimaru, is that you?
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>>145128540
I'm pretty firm about it because my semi-ex-gf did the same thing and it was a major factor in the breakdown of our relationship

'Sall good, dude. You did really well. Seriously. It's not like this is difficult, anyway. There was almost no rolling, and it was almost completely character building, world building, getting you eased in, and character interaction.
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>>145127983
> fights close like a man
The hilarious thing is that he's completely specced as a jutsu caster, but due to miscommunication with how jutsu casting worked, he picked up a sword and went full melee.
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>>145126115
Nardo wilfully taking on the Fox's power to beat Neji.
Summoning Gamabunta against Gaara.
Chouji v Fat Sound Guy, when he went butterfly mode.
Jiraiya going Sage Mode.
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>>145126115
When Lee saves Naruto from Kimimaro, and again when Gaara shows up
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>>145128753
semi-ex-gf
semi-ex? you still hittin' that or something? sounds juicy as fuck. I want to hear some details some time on IRC or somewhere blogposting is allowed.

It actually went better than I expected it would so far, and now I have a lot more ideas for next time, too. Like for abilities/etc (finally). Playing it in any capacity definitely helps you learn.
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>>145127982
There's an Uchiha and a Shimura
That's two right there
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>>145131003
Haha, yeah if you really want to, I guess.

You did good, kid.

I don't want any other members of the game to read these spoilers. Except Renya, I guess, since it concerns him.

So while the others went on the mission, Renya was still troubled by his cold-blooded murder. Knowing about the Yamanaka clan, he found his way to their compound. Sai noticed him waiting outside, weighing up whether he should go inside or not. Sai came out and asked if he could help. Renya just asked if he could see someone to talk to about how he was feeling, and Sai got the hint. Bringing him inside, he asked Renya's name, and became slightly cold when he learned Renya was a Shimura. He went to get his wife, leaving Renya in the lounge room[/spoiler

When Renya explained what he was there for, without a word, Ino leaned forward and hugged him. For a normal, well-adjusted person, killing isn't easy. It's even less so for a child. Even less so when the target is paralysed and unable to defend themselves. She didn't say anything, just held him for a moment. As of now, they're working through Renya's feelings, trying to soothe his soul.

>>145127982
I completely missed this, sorry! We don't really have one right now, honestly. All the players are pretty great!

>>145132547
The Uchiha is gone, replaced by new girl (and apparently resident turboslut) Waniko Kurosawa.

The Shimura is the one going through therapy because holy shit he murdered a paralysed man in cold blood.

No real edge as of you.
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>>145133184
Holy shit what the fuck happened to my spoilers.

Guess I missed a [/spoiler] somewhere along the line.
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>>145133527
just highlight ctrl+s u butt
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>>145133527
>He doesnt know about CTRL+S
Step up your game, senpai.
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>>145134074
>>145134018
Yeah ctrl+s saved my life
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>>145134018
>>145134074
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'VE BEEN TYPING THOSE IN MANUALLY FOR MONTHS

HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THE FUTURE IS NOW, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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lmao double ot
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>>145134323
too bad hes \__oungin fuckin retard
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>>145089283
Here's mine m8
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>>145135484
I vaguely remember seeing this. This isn't Arata, is it?
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>>145135484
It's Danzo's kinsman
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>>145135993
Ah, Renya. No worries.
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>>145136108
are you sure its not just sasuke
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>>145136204
He's got a bit of the look, but he doesn't play anything like Sasuke. Thank God.
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>>145136204
Super sure m8
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>>145136462
> Danzo's face when he hears an Uchiha half-breed wants to become the Hokage
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>>145136659
hiruzen's keikakuing > danzo's trash keikakuing
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Chakrazords when?
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>>145136781
That's because Danzo's keikaku was 'Get arm. Stash with Sharingan. Hope it all works out'

>>145137153
Nero?
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>>145137204
and thats trash keikakuing
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>>145137204
>>145137268
That's not fair m8s
His keikaku was written by Kishi who couldn't care less about keikakus that weren't Madara's or Shikamaru's.

Hiashi's is a meme keikaku, and therefore is constantly becoming more convoluted as bored NH posters find more and more memes to keep their sanctuary alive
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>>145137601
>meme keikaku
danzoposters everyone
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>>145137204
Yeah
Had to defend Lord Danzo's honor before crashing
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>>145126115
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>>145137747
You sure showed me
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>>145137601
Hiashi's overarching keikaku was 'Make daughter fugg the hero of the world'. Not even convoluted.
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>>145138007
thanks homo
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>>145138126
And all the job in canon was done by Toneri and Sakura.
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>>145138189
> spend years steering them together
> all it took was an Arab to say he loved her and a Genjutsu
> he could've slid Kiba and Sasuke 50 Ryo each to perform those exact same jobs.
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7 and a half hour game, 2 hours of bullshit chit chat afterwards.

Good session. Back into the action in the next game, which will be in two week's time.

In the meantime, I'm gonna get cracking on the horror one and see if I can bust that out before the next game.
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>>145138007
>Danzo: Hey, do you think I could become Hokage if I tried harder?
>Sai: Impossible.
>Can I go home yet?
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>>145138151
>filename
lel. But was he really the worst hokage? I mean it's yet to be seen if Nardo really got the village destroyed but still, Tsunade basically did that and Hiruzen still somehow managed to be worse than her.
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>>145141097
The Village got invaded and a large portion of it was destroyed during the Hokage Crush, which was perpetuated by his damn student. Which only happened because he bitched out earlier in life and straight-up let the mass murderer escape past him
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>>145141250
By Hokage Crush I mean Konoha Crush, I am so fucking tired and barely paying attention.
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>>145141097
He led Konoha in three world wars so he is at least better than Minato and Tsunade.
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>>145142548
> Three world wars
He was field-promoted near the end of the first. I doubt his authority would've been accepted until everything had settled. More senior tacticians would've taken command of the overall warfare logistics, and Hiruzen's claim to the Hokageship verified, since "Yeah, he said I was Hokage before he died", being verified by a friend or two, isn't THAT reliable.

Also, I dunno if you can say Konoha 'won' those wars. In Wars 1, 2 and 3 they eventually ALL petered out to a stalemate where conflict just died down. There was never really a clear winning and losing side.
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>>145041980
>mfw I realize this picture was taken in the subway system of the city I live in
feels almost good that I know this shithole well enough to recognize it. I wonder what the context for bringing a pikachu mascot costume on public transportation was.
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ded general
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>>145146773
you're too late, I already saved it. Maybe next time, buddy. Don't be too sad though, you'll get another chance in less than an hour when we're on page 10 again.
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>>145146982
>that arachimaru
right in the kokoro
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>>145041980
>Liru
holy shit is it never ever right now?
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>>145146982
> Kakashi paying attention to anyone other than Sasuke
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>>145150196
I love NH and appreciate the intent behind it, but that's fucking retarded.
That short two-page thing made a thoughtless joke on Naruto not having much money (on him, for a restaurant with outrageous prices), but shit like that would simply not happen, on the grounds that Naruto had a big ass house by the time Boruto was five or so, before he was Hokage, Hinata's family is fucking loaded, and it would be retarded to not send Naruto on S- or A-rank missions solo, or at the very least keep him on a very nice payroll as Hokage's guard.
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>>145150429
Yeah it's pretty pants-on-head retarded i agree
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>>145150196
>>145150429
>>145151127

> Naruto is president for life
> His natural lifespan takes him to over 350
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>>145151127
That's a lovely looking Hinata there.
A bit too sexual instead of the /comfy/ made manifest that she normally is, but I still kinda like it. Maybe Ino's having an influence on her?
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>>145151141
>He has to live most if his life without his waifu
Too much suffering. is it bad that I hope that if kawaki actually kills naruto for realsies that hinata is dead too, just so best couple doesn't have to be split up?
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>>145151307
Even the comfiest of comfy girls can get dressed up for when Ninja President takes her out for dinner

>>145151349
> implying the COPIOUS amounts of Uzumaki genes he's giving her on the daily isn't extending her lifespan as well
> implying he won't hit up Uncle Arachimaru once he realises Hinata is growing older, but he's staying the same age
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>>145151307
It's date night
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Night, /nsunsg/
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>>145152143
goodnight, friend.
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>>145152143
Night mate. We'll try to keep the thread alive for you.
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I would dump more bedtime pics, but it's way past my own bedtime and I'm about to pass out. Please live until I come back, /nsunsg/.
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>>145154035
Hinata with her hair done up like that is straight 10/10
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>>145154562
Speaking of 10s
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> someone actually drew this
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>>145158570
Well, considering the amount of fanart that this fanbase creates, it is really not suprising that something like this exists.
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>>145159416
We should hold a contest the next time the thread picks up to see who can find THE MOST autistic piece of fanart.

And then make an imgur album for it.
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>>145159513
I don't know if it is the most brilliant, or the most horrifying idea we had in some time.
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>>145160201
Bit of column A, bit of column B
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>>145159513
Early submission!
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>>145158570
its ok
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>>145158570
What's wrong with it?
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>>145161531
Hahahaha holy fucking shit
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Night lads. I've been up for like 15 hours, running off 4 hours sleep. I think I'll turn in early tonight. Keep thread alive.
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>>145135869
Haha, I don't even know what Arata looks like and I made him
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>>145163829
M8 if you ever get a clear idea let me, or Binkmeister know, ok?
I neer know what to imagine when he's talking, so I just get this weird visual of a talking question mark
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>>145163829
We can nail down some ideas now if you want.
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>>145165401
I'm in the IRC, save filling the thread with me thinking shit up
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>>145165401
Scratch that, I thought I could stay awake but I am about to pass the hell out.

If you're in thread or IRC later, we'll get some design choices sorted
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>>144961531
Am I the only one that tried to unironically come back to watch this series in their 20s and couldn't stop cringing?

It's so bad
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>>145167147
>watching this shit show
Why would you do that to yourself
Leave it in your memories where it belongs

>>145163829
Just wear one of these, guaranteed to make you level up 10 times faster
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>>145167147
The manga is less cringeworthy than the anime. It's still a bit eh in places, but it's better.
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>>145167320
Do up the bonuses for wearing the frog suit, and Guy's green training onesie.
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>>145168420
Guy's suit is World of [STR} mode
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>>145168514
While wearing the Might Guy Youthful Konoha Training Suitâ„¢, once per month, you can channel the latent youth gathered by the suit into a punch that instantly kills or knocks out whoever you hit, depending on your intent.
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>>145168514
>Only Minato and Hiruzen of all people summoned demons
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>>145172643
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>>145151349
It's ok, he'll always have Sasuke with him
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Holy shit why are the Part 1 kids so good?
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>>145174452
Saving from death with unlikely combo
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>>145150196
But there is only really one picture in Naruto's office
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>>145174452
More needed to be done with Shino
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>>145177467
Kishi made his powers too good without introducing limits to them so Shino could never be used for fear of breaking the story.

>What's up Sasuke
>Nice 20 foot tall chakra gundam
>Sucks that no one has bugs that eat chakra
>Oh wait
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>>145179139
>Sasuke tells Sarada how she was born
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>>145179083
What's a good limitation for his stuff?
I opted for him being a bit physically weak and frail, possessing low endurance due to a whole hive of chakra eating bugs living off his body in something I'm writing. I thought it'd make him a more naturally suited for a scout position.
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>>145179372
Weakness to fire and lightning? Like moths being drawn to flames and bugzapper shit?
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>>145171376
I actually really liked this sort of 'tengu' sage mode thing he had going on
I mean it basically fit perfectly with his Susano'O too, so I don't get why he wasn't allowed to keep it
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>>145179372
He actually is placed in a team specifically for scouting. Also, I don't remember if it was filler or not, but he was trying to get better at Taijutsu because he relied on his insects too much and was physically weak
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>>145161531
I don't think we can beat it.
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>>145179083
>not taking plot armor into consideration

Kishi would just make up bullshit about how Susanoo's chakra is too strong for the bugs to handle by that logic the bugs would be able to eat Kurama alive
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>>145180320
I figure even the bugs have limits on the amounts of chakra they can eat so a tailed beast would be out of the question, but Uchiha or no, Sasuke's still just a guy with non-infinite levels of chakra.
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>>145180707
>Sauce
>non-infinite levels of chakra
Pick one
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A Hinacat is fine too.
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>>145180707
>non-infinite levels of chakra.
That was obviously no longer a thing by the final chapters of the manga.
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>>145183941
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>>145184098
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>>145184371
and so naruto had sex with a cat
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>>145184548
>>145184371
>>145184098
>>145183941
What the fuck.
Also, while NH > all, this premise should really have been done with Karin and Water Guy.
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>>145185023
>Water Guy.
Suigetsu.
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>>145184548
>Tsundere Hinata
Did she hit her head or something?
Alternate universe 2?
Is there a universe where she's yandere?
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>>145186507
Being a cat will do that to you.
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>>145184548
>If you act out, I'm going to fuck you
Hardcore, Naruto. Hardcore.
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>>145186954
Fair enough. A family friend's cat is a dishonest little cunt, and I got the scars to prove that.
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>>144962232
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>>145183941
>>145184098
>>145184371
>>145184548
>Hinata COMPLETELY out of character
>"There are people who like AND defend this
Disgusting desu
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>>145189465
Maybe they don't have ASD.
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>>145189516
Bunch of useless asswholes
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>>145189617
>F-fucking Uchiha!
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>>145189683
Post more gifs/webms of Part 1 Hinata being flustered. If you have that one of the fireworks festival I'd appreciate it.
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>>145189617
DELETE THIS
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>>145189828
Some asshat beat me to it!
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>>145189828
not part 1 but
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>The current year
>CC2 still didn't give us spectator mode
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>>145189828
I'm still looking for the gif from the last where Hinata gets embarrassed about her byakugan veins

looks like himawari won't ever have to worry about that though [/>>145189870
spoiler]
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>>145192740
Wtf, mobile. Didn't mean to quote anyone
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>Someone was paid to make this
https://twitter.com/Narutovideogame/status/730758852069724161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS3YN1WCJyk
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>>145167147
Confession: I've been in this general since January and I haven't watched a single episode. Only the Boruto movie.

btw we should do another stream of that. I missed the first ones. Also I had to mute it when I saw it because grown man naruto with woman voice physically hurt me. Like Japanese goku's voice. Fuck the nips and their loyalty to VA's, desu
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>>145186507
I'd say canon Hinata is closer to being yandere than tsundere, what with the stalking behavior and all. Himawari is definitely full blown yandere, though.
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>>145193225
nips already sound like women

on top have that you know theres a lot of people that sound like kids yet they're 20-30 years old, those poor poor bastards
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>>145193573
Let me just say: I love being white.
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>>145193573
obviously kurama's angry chakra induces autism and stunts puberty
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Beyond the typical spitting fireball or any Uchiha bullshit, what sort of fire jutsu would you create?
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>>145193225
>>145193573
It's funny. I watched the Korean dub of Boruto and the MAN voicing Naruto sounds really good.
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>>145196021
Fire kunai.
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>>145196021
anything involving dragons, and not those gay skinny long eastern dragons, I'm talking scary demonic western dragons
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>>145196506
But there are already eastern dragons in Naruto.
Also you can't have western shit in Naruto.
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>>145197173
but I want western stuuuuff
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>>145179083
>>145179372
I don't get this. There's nothing stopping any Kage-level shinobi from blitzing him.
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>>145196021
Genjutsu where the Opponent is under water, getting sucked dry of chakra by leeches
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>>145196506
That's gay as fuck senpai
Everybody knows that the only person who can use a dragon, or dragon related techniques is Guy
Anyone else would be a shit tier poser
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>>145198749
Guy's dragon is the kind of dragon I'm avoiding
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>>145198856
That shit is so super cliche, like, so, SO much so that even Kishimoto avoided it
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>>145199060
are you mad because I called eastern dragons ghey
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>>145199152
Dragons were a mistake
Somehow there are contrarians that choose Tigers too, like they are being special snowflakes

Like, nigga, those are the two most cliche animal familiar/summon/animal companion in fiction

I bet some faggot's going to respond with "Yeah fuck those loser, why can't they choose something unique like WOLVES?"

I wish Kisame anon was here, he'd show everyone the light.
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>>145199584
sharks are the damn same thing but just with water
we had a discussion about actually interesting animal familiars a little while ago, Boars, Gators, etc. There were some good ideas
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>>145199928
Then there's eagles or Owls in the sky.
Owls only get picked by "Look guys so wise, check it out, muh wisdom!"

It's too bad that the best animal summon was turned into a worthless bijuu
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>>145200583
Pic related
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>>145200783
fucking coons man
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>>145203059
mama just chases them off with a broom
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>>145203718
>chasing off good eatin'
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>>145196021
Death Jutsu. I don't care how edgy it sounds. I already got a few techniques down for it.

One that involves using the souls of the dead as a shield.

The next one is marking your enemies with a timer and if it runs out before you kill the user: You're fucking dead.

The next can raise the dead similar to Edo Tensei except the bodies don't don't regenerate and they are very zombie like so if the lose a limb they can keep going.

Another is using the souls themselves to heal yourself: by devouring them.

And another is some kind of death touch. It's like the Chakra Scalpel except it roots anywhere it touches you. Anywhere vital is game over.
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>>145203929
Oh, and more to add to the death touch. If the user were to grab a hold of you the decay will increase in that area the long they hold on to you and if the user can hold you still long enough and put enough chakra; they can make the decay spread.
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>>145203892
Nah yah don't waste ammo on coons, you just get em off the road when yah run one over with yer truck.
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>>145203059
Tanuki*
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>>144967560
In the manga she gets mad pissed and pops it out - she can still turn it back to normal through.
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>>145200583
I was actually the guy who suggested an owl, as an alternative to turtles for what I'd pick.
I don't even care about the wisdom aspect, I just think they look cool. And why the fuck are you being elitist about animal summons?
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>>145205819
don't be so sensitive, he's just generalizing
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>>145205819
Yeah idk but I personally think owls are badass and the perfect ninja animals. They can see in near pitch black, their heads are shaped funny and pivot around so they can basically have a radio telescope dish for a head and therefore one of the best senses of hearing. and their feathers are adapted to fly silently so they don't alert their prey and can keep hearing perfectly while in flight.

https://youtu.be/yps7pgq1TAk

When I see shit like this I always think it's a good thing people are so smart and can tach each other things or we'd be so fucked living in a world or super specialized killing machines with near superpowers, a lot of which, unlike the owl, are actually big enough to kill us.
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>>145204816
>japanese racoon dog
yea
fucking coons
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>>145207261
https://youtu.be/8SI73-Ka51E
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>>145200583
There are cats despite there being a cat tailed beast, so why not tanuki and foxes and whatever the fuck this thing is?
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>>145209542
It's a Dolphin-Horse.

Don't know what Kishi was thinking with this one.
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How is a Beetle and a Slug a beast?
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>>145209674
I think he just had a picture book full of animals and couldn't be assed to think of a 5-tails so he just flipped open two random pages and mashed up whatever he landed on.
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>>145209542
Hagoromo couldn't decide between a horse or a dolphin for the five tails so he did both.
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>>145210195
Too bad he didn't do the same thing with his sons.
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>>145193203
and worst, he made with dub voice
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Post ideas of what Madara's MS ability would have been.
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>>145212551
plot armor
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>>145212551
Something incredibly, ridiculously useless that required public urination.
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>>145213017
>that moustache
if i shave that off would you die?
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>>145212551
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>>145196024
>Korean dub of Boruto
When I heard about korean Naruto, I was like : woaah, that's awesome and manly.
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>>145198749
Except, you know, the guy who actually became a dragon
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>>145214228
Isn't this from generations?
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>>145215809
That ain't no dragon, that's just a pale guy with a snek penis
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>>145218408
Who even is that?
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I love Hinata.
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>>145218829
>Who even is that?
wrong image
that manga's name is shoukoku no altair if you are interested
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>>145220492
I also
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>>145189913
> A-Absolutely I'm coming
You will be.

Also, Sakura low-key wingmanning for Naruto, knowing she can't break character or Hinata will get suspicious. It's a nice thought in an otherwise bad character. Is Sakura usually better, worse or the same in the fillers? I don't watch them.
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>>145198749
Kirin takes the form of a dragon.
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>>145203059
As an Australian, where 'Coon' is slang for 'Aboriginal', I hear and say this a lot.
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>>145222767
it was invented in america to insult black people
but coon being short for raccoon is what stuck around over time
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>>145222638
kirin looks more like a giraffe than a dragon
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>>145223136
Even black people call Raccoons that.
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>>145222638
>>145223269
doesn't kirin literally mean giraffe too?
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>>145222767
>>145223136
In Alabama and Mississippi coon is another word for nigger that you hear a lot. But my aunt is cajun and she and all the other cajuns call themselves "coon-ass" and in New Orleans/Louisiana is just means country or cajun people of any skin tone, so I have no fucking idea.
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>>145222638
>>145223269
>>145223360
Pretty sure it's a unicorn
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>>145223358
well yeah anyone from the south or rural area says coon, like coonskin caps
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>>145223432
>>145223360
>>145223269
Huh, turns out the English translation IS giraffe, but I dunno guys, this doesn't look giraffish or unicornish to me :(
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>>145223360
It's both the name for a Chimera and Giraffe.
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>>145223702
So Sasuke could have just said "Giraffe" if it was dubbed in literal english?
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>>145223702
Looks like Kokuo
Is Kokuo a Kirin too?
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>>145223360
Because the first ching chongs to see a giraffe thought it was the mythical beast kirin (qilin) because they share a lot of similarities like hooves, mane, a long tail with hair only at the end, two horns, and a "scale-like" pattern, so the name stuck in both the Japanese and Korean languages too.

https://www.tofugu.com/japan/japanese-mythological-creatures/
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>>145223750
>>145223909
In the SD parody, Kirin actually took the form of a giraffe instead of the usual dragon.

Also,
"In Japanese mythology, the Kirin is considered a holy creature, whose cry is a musical scale and whose footprints are perfect circles. It is very peaceful and careful, capable of walking on water and on grass without bending the blades. It doesn't eat meat either. It only appears in places ruled by a benevolent and wise leader and is well-known for punishing the wicked."
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>>145223854
baka senpai desu
Kirin as a myth existed WAYYY before they ever saw a giraffe
Giraffes are the ones named after Kirin
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>>145223854
"In Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth Full Power Ninja Chronicles, Kirin is literally a giant giraffe head that descends from the sky, once to kiss Sasuke to activate his trump card and the second time just to say "Giraffe"."
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>>145223969
To be fair, if you lived on a tiny island all your life and one day saw a giraffe you'd think it was some mythical creature too.
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>>145227147
The Chinese were the ones that saw the giraffe and called it qilin
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>>145230478
Kishi really had a thing for that, didn't he.
Also, wouldn't Hinata being stabbed by Pein count?
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>>145231450
He had a thing for nonsexual penetration being a replacement for sexual penetration, yes.
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>>145231652
I don't think most of those qualify as sexual, unless you really really want to interpret them as such. But then with the right mindset everything can be interpreted as something with sexual undertones.
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Has anyone here ever eaten a ramen burger before? Would it be worth it to go out of my way to take a trip to get one?

This question is Naruto related because Nardo likes ramen and Bort likes burgers so it's definitely only a matter of time before they share a ramen burger as a father/son bonding moment.
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>>145233705
the burger looks tasty but I'm not sure about those ramen buns
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>>145234935
They're probably good. Ever heard of a mac and cheese burger? It'd taste similar. The crunchy noodles and juicy meat would probably taste great together.

Only problem would be holding it and not making a mess. Might have to use a fork.
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I'm bored, so I'm gonna mention another fanfic I read a while back.

Nacho and Sakura are married and she's 9 months pregnant. The baby comes and it's a spitting image of Sauce. Nacho goes home (He inherited his parent home) and tried to an hero in the baby's room. Ino finding out that Sakura cheated goes to check on Nacho and finds him. It's Naruto x Ino.

If you wondering and if I'm remembering correctly. Hinata is single but had a fling with Nacho and had a kid. Naruto has no idea that the kid is his.
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>>145236535
Need to make it clear they had that fling before he was with Sakura.
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>>145236535
Fucking disgusting.
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>>145236535
Kill yourself my man
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>>145237321
I'm too tried. Can I do it later?
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>>145237394
No. This is something that is required with all expediency.
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>>145236535
Here's your (You), now fuck off and take that garbage with you.
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>>145237648
Sorry. can't do it.

>>145237460
Okay
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>>145236535
Whaaaat the fuck.
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Does anyone else not enjoy reading doujins or fanfiction that was clearly written before Chapter 700? Shit better factor in the blank period and The Last or no go.
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>>145239392
If they're a good enough alternative to canon then I can get over it. not like this shit here, though >>145236535

That one sounds almost as insane as the one where pinkshit snaps and kills salad, then bort and hima and hinata then kidnaps and rapes naruto before sauce comes to save his husbando and mindbreaks pinkshit with his sharingan before shaking up with Karin.

Is it time to share batshit insane fanfiction plots? I mean in a way the more insane they are the less disgusting they become and they start to move into hilarious cringe territory.
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>>145240294
>Is it time to share batshit insane fanfiction plots
ramen
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>>145236218
the noodles are cooked and then grilled, and they actually do stick together and hold their shape as you eat it.

Here's a video of the guy who invented it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zguSB8fRrXU
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>>145240598
Video of another interview and the guy eating it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-NSBrKtCfA


I really want one.
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>>145239392
Depends on how well it handles the departure from canon.
Something like The Greatest Chuunin Exam Team that presumes a general end to the series, features endgame, but not the very final powers is more than welcome. It handles the characters very well, knows how to have fun, and honestly shows a preferable end-of-series world to even that of chapter 700. Plus the simple, heartwarming way it handles NH, without that even being a main focus at all, arguably it beats The Last, even though I liked that too.

Then you have fics that are pretty old but handle their breakaway from the main series very well, and are genuinely better stories than the source material, like Team 8. If anything I am disappointed the main series is incapable of handling some aspects of itself as a fanfic, and would prefer a manga/anime made out of that over the original stuff.

There are also some concepts here and there in fics predating the series' end that are made invalid by it, but are valuable on their own. A Growing Affection might not be the greatest fic I have read by a long shot, and starts off in a cringe inducing way, but to its credit the origin for kekkei genkai it thinks up have value enough to prop it up, even if now it stands out like a sore thumb.

Finally the Boruto manga is a (licensed) fanfiction of the series set after the end, but it does not make it not shit.
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>>145240598
Like I said before, looks pretty good. I want one.
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>>145240294
>Bort and Salad both get eyehax
>Bort has the jobber eye but because of MC asspull powers it ends up being stronger than Salad's Sharingan
I'd pay to see the Uchihafag tears if that becomes the case.
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>>145242407
> both Sarada and Boruto swap one eye
> both get 359 degree vision, the ability to see Tenketsu, PLUS all of Sarada's Sharingan and (let's face it) Mangekyou Sharingan abilities
> due to Ashura/Indra homolust pottery, if they're really close together, they can summon a Susano'o without two Sharingan being in one head.
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>>145242751
>they can summon a Susano'o without two Sharingan being in one head
Madara could do that with no eyes.

>swap one eye
Burrito only got the one from his sister.
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>>145243116
> Madara could do that with no eyes
I think the explanation behind that is that once Susano'o has been summoned once with both eyes, and the ability to summon it has been unlocked, the user can then resummon it regardless of their eyes. Of course, Kishimoto never SAID that, but it's the only explanation that makes sense.

It's sort of like Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan - once you know the FEELING of having summoned it, you can then easily summon it again without needing the eyes.

> Burrito only got the one
I guess. His other eye was normal in the coloured pages, huh?
> inb4 it actually IS Sarada's eye, he was just wearing a coloured contact lens and Kawaki is all 'WAAAAAAAT' when Boruto activates his Sharingan.

Goddamn I hope Assistant-kun isn't reading this and getting ideas.
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>>145243376
>His other eye was normal in the coloured pages, huh?
Yep.
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>>145243475
Thought so. I dunno then. Won't really know what the fuck is happening for realsies until the story progresses past the recap.

It's almost as bad on here as it is on /g/ about all the new AMD releases. People are all 'NARUTO IS DEAD, HINATA IS KILL, EVERYONE WE KNOW IS GOOOOONE', when it was literally one line with no other context. People in /g/ are all "NVIDIA ON SUICIDE WATCH, AMD BANKRUPT, RX 480 BEATING GTX 1080 LMAAAAAAO" when there has been literally one benchmark run on AMD's new card, and it's not even on sale for like another 17 days.
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>>145243749
I guess no matter what the subject is idiots will freak out despite having little to no information. Oh well. Most people here have stopped bitching about future Bort and all that shit and have taken to whining about the new art style. I think it's funny that people say the new series is written badly even though there's only been about a total 8-10 pages of fresh content.
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>>145243975
Yeah. Like, I get where they're coming from - Kawaki is like 420% edgy, which doesn't bode well as it is, but that doesn't mean the series itself is gonna be shithouse. I think if the art picks up, people will be more receptive. Shit writing can be forgiven if the art looks pretty.
See: Naruto
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>>145244240
>Kawaki is like 420% edgy
And guess what? He's still only half as edgy as Coolest Guy or Gokage Summit Sausage
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>>145244693
Half as edgy after literally four panels of screentime is not a good sign, though. I mean, it took Sasuke HOW many chapters to get to that stage?

I don't consider Coolest Guy edgy, he just had a super shit motivation that Kishimoto TRIED to play off as really deep and meaningful. He was too pitiful to be edgy. Like come on dude, people lose their waifus all the time. Fuckin' relax
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>>145244840
The point is the expectations people already have that he's going to be an edgy piece of shit mean that they won't be so offended when he turns out to be an edgy piece of shit. Like when everyone with a brain expected the series to be more dumb shounen shit, and when it turned out to be more dumb shounen shit, only the idiots who wanted some slice-of-life garbage got pissy.
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>>145245376
I wanted slice of life garbage, but I didn't get pissy because I knew it would legitimately never happen. I would've LIKED it, but it was so unlikely it was bordering on insanity to expect it.

I can only hope that Kishimoto isn't advising both the artist AND the writer. Splitting up that job can be good, but only if the writer isn't taking hints from Kishimoto already and planning nothing more than powerlevel spikes every single arc.

I guess it's as we agree - we can't really say shit one way or the other until more non-recap chapters are released. I do wonder if it's jump from monthly to twice-monthly if the reception is good or something.
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>>145245623
>and planning nothing more than powerlevel spikes every single arc
Well duh, of course you'll get powerlevel spikes every arc. That's the point of the arc. But I expect there to be other shit in there too. And while it won't be your SoL moetrash, if the writer is any good, he'll show us more of what a peacetime ninja world looks like.

>>145245623
>if the reception is good or something
see
>>145110909
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>>145237192
>>145237321
>>145237460
>>145237648
>>145239264
I for some reason feel you all are Hinatafags.
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>>145245927
> of course you'll get powerlevel spikes every arc
And I'm fine with that. As long as, as you said, that's not ALL there is. I want SOME small amount of downtime between ball-busting explosions and feats of God-killing. I'm fine without an SoL series, but yeah, just seeing them, you know, be like 13 year old kids once or twice would be nice. If Naruto is anything to go by, it's almost like the Konoha 12 (now 11, I guess) didn't get a single day off from either fighting or training almost from when they graduated the academy. Like a lot of it is off-screen, so they almost certainly had time to just be kids, but we don't see any of that - I can only assume because Kishimoto didn't think it'd be interesting enough.

I wonder if that picture of "Thanks for the positive response" was just from the Japanese though. And I do wonder how large the response was. Like, I'd be super interested if we took everyone worldwide who's read the first two chapters and said 'Did you like them, yes or no?', what the overall response would be.

I mean, didn't the Japanese consistently vote Sasuke and Sakura as two of their favourite characters?

>>145246195
I am, but that was irrelevant to what he posted. It was just a super cringe-inducing sounding fanfic. Replace Sakura with Hinata and I still would've been put off.
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>>145246280
>It was just a super cringe-inducing sounding fanfic. Replace Sakura with Hinata and I still would've been put off.
I don't know. If it was well written it's fine to me. I've read and heard about worse.
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>>145246441
It's each to their own. Fanfiction is one of the most subjective topics that we discuss on here, I think. While I say my opinion on disliking certain fanfics, I don't really shit on people if they like ones I don't. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

I'm not really a fanfic connoisseur anyway, so it's not like I'm coming from any position of authority. People who try to feel elitist based on the fanfiction they read, of all things, are simultaneously great and horrible.
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>>145246280
The point is that the Japanese response is the only one that matters in terms of whether or not the series continues. If the reaction is positive, then the series will continue indefinitely.

Also, I think we might actually get more of them being kids since we got the Chuunin Exams out of the way in the movie. And neither Burrito or Salad is going to pull an edgelord and leave the village (unless Bort leaves with Sausage but that won't happen until the end of the first arc). They'll either be doing missions or hanging out until plot happens. There's really not much else they can be doing.

When the inevitable timeskip happens is a different story.
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>>145246617
> Japanese response is the only one that matters in terms of whether or not the series continues
True enough, I guess. Ching chong nip nongs do not care for the opinions of western piggu doggus.

> we got the Chuunin Exams out of the way in the movie
Man, have we had a SINGLE Chuunin Exam yet that hasn't been disrupted in SOME way? I mean, even the fucking filler one got gatecrashed by the Akatsuki, didn't it?

> And neither Burrito or Salad is going to pull an edgelord and leave the village (unless Bort leaves with Sausage
I don't think that'd be edgy, though. Sasuke is a certified Good Guyâ„¢ now, so it'd be more like Naruto leaving with Jiraiya than Sasuke leaving with the Sound Four for Orochimaru.
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>>145246869
That's what I mean. Anyway, if the MC leaves the village to train, as it is his story, they'll either show the training or they'll timeskip to what we saw in the prologue.

If Bort sticks around a while longer, you'll see what he's up to after the movie. Point is, it's unlikely we won't get some downtime between major arcs.
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>>145247418
Man, Boruto and Himawari really suit those clothes. Himawari clearly inherited her mother's maximum comfy.

I wouldn't mind Boruto and Sasuke's Excellent Adventure, showing them wander around the various lands, training and solving problems, Sasuke subtly turning things that crop up into learning experiences for Bort.

Imagine a Sasuke that was actually a good teacher. He could get SO much done!

I'm kind of interested. Like, not excited, but it'll be pretty cool to see how the new series goes. A month between chapters is a bit much, though.
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>>145247637
>Imagine a Sasuke that was actually a good teacher
He actually is one, funny enough. Didn't teach any jutsu yet (though he taught him the Rasengan via Konohamaru), but got him to stop being a little shit and take ninja-ing seriously.

>>145247637
>A month between chapters is a bit much, though
Time flies faster than you think. We're almost halfway through the month now.
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>>145247860
I think it's cool how Boruto's like TEACH ME COOL JUTSU THINGS and Sasuke's like "Nope. We're starting with the basics. Hand-eye co-ordination, basic movement prediction, and basic geometry and angles. Get your shuriken, I'm teaching you basic Uchiha-grade shurikenjutsu."

> We're almost halfway through the month now.
Still means we have two weeks to go. It's a long time to wait considering a chapter takes about, ooh, five minutes to read through.
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>>145247637
I really dislike how Sausage was reinvented, and how people are seeming to like the bastard.
It's really just another facet of the same old favoritism, he never suffered for his many, many betrayals and we never got to see justice done. Redemption is a good thing to try, especially to try and fail at (see either pic related or, given there's at least another Trekfag in the general, obviously Gul Dukat), but it has to arc well, it has to have a real emotional weight and momentum behind it.

Sasuke just gets a perfect 'I'm a genuine good guy now' resolution, which engenders nothing but bile from me. I get not killing off the son of a bitch, but at least make him a wandering blind badass as a sign of repentance or something.

Likewise, in all fairness I really do wish we got to see Neji's journey of redemption from being Nedgy to a good guy. Maybe that's why despite really liking the Hyuuga and the Byakugan, and most of the Gentle Fist stuff shown off through him, I never really cared about the guy.
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>>145248347
I'd like a redemption arc in Boruto. Or like a Sasuke Gaiden showing him wandering around solo during the 12 years and showing actual regret for what he did. Never gonna happen, obviously, since Sasuke is Second Golden Boy after his brother, and can do no wrong.

I get what you're saying, though. It's odd to have Sasuke suddenly be a goody-two shoes with no repercussions.

I'd like Sasuke and Boruto to visit somewhere that he impacted while he was being an international terrorist, and be genuinely surprised with the bile and anger he receives there. Like they go to an inn or something and the dude's like "I fucking know you. My cousin was a samurai in the Land of Iron. You killed him for literally no reason. Get the fuck out of here." and Sasuke go 'B-but I saved the world', and the innkeeper's just like "La dee fucking do. Doesn't bring back my cousin, does it? Fuck on out of here, murderer."

It'd be a nice wakeup call for Boruto as well, who seems to think Sasuke is the greatest guy in existence.
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>>145248703
>Or like a Sasuke Gaiden showing him wandering around solo during the 12 years and showing actual regret for what he did
What'd he do again anyway? Seriously, he had a lot of plans, a lot of ambitions, but never followed through with any of them. He killed Danzo, but Danzo was an asshole. He joined Orochimaru, and then later killed him and defected. He got better, but he fucking killed Orochimaru. He joined Akatsuki and attacked B, but the Cloud were assholes responsible for a lot of shit, and he didn't even get B. Just a clone with his chakra. And then he defected and helped out in the war against Madara. He fought nardo and threatened to kill the 5 Kage, but nobody knows about that except Team 7.

Sasuke didn't really do anything too bad. He'd be in jail, sure, but if fucking Orochimaru's walking around Scott-free, why not this miserably wannabe edgelord? He can repent by playing babysitter for nardo and hunting ayy lmaos.

tl;dr: Sasuke didn't do nothing wrong as much as Sasuke did nothing at all.
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>>145249076
He defected for power, to aid a man who murdered one of his benefactors and the leader of his homeland. That is pure scum right there.

There's the myriad attempts to murder his best friend as well as anyone who ever cared about him, plus a general plotting to murder the hangers-on. Throw in a charge for planned genocide too.

Then what's the next thing he does? After extracting as much knowledge and powers as he could from his new master, he betrays him too and dishonors the terms of their agreement of training and power in exchange for his body. It's a vile man he betrayed, sure, but treason once more.

He then went and gathered a team, whom he used and threw away.

He went crazy with power and blood lust after attaining the MS, but that is hardly justification for taking the first excuse for clinging to his vengeance, now with a new target, then go and attack someone who has never harm him, who was entirely uninvolved either of his quarrels.

Then there's the whole Kage Summit Arc and everything he did from there on out. The man is irredeemable, a complete black hole of virtue and integrity, who should be a walking example of how power corrupts, at best a tragic villain but one who should feel the hammer of justice really, really fucking hard.

Orochimaru getting away is every bit as bad, honestly he should have been kept as a genuine and hard core bad guy of the series, he comes the closest to having a genuine personal link to the supposed protagonist.
But even his surviving and light house arrest does not make the most nasty, loathsome cunt besides Pinkshit to appear in the manga getting a free pass and a token transformation/lobotomy into a good guy any more tolerable.
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>>145246441
Dude, cheating significant others and suicide attempts and illegitimate children are red flags for storytelling/writing. They're cruise control for drama and staples of shit such as soap operas. I would just steer clear of amateur writing with those plot points in general. They might be able to take on one realistically and make it work but honestly it just sounds like a clusterfucked abortion to me
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>>145249961
>he comes the closest to having a genuine personal link to the supposed protagonist.
On second thought I should elaborate on that.
Firstly, he killed Hiruzen and secondly, if he say, took Sausage's body over, exploiting his thirst for power he would have made for one hell of a good motivation. Plus a neat point of failure for the MC.
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>>145249961
He accomplished none of what he set out to do though. That's why it's easier to forgive him. Because the damage done is minimal.
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>>145250086
>He accomplished none of what he set out to do though
I don't fucking care. He gave his sterling best try to do all that evil shit, that still has him an irredeemable utter fucking cunt, PLUS a failure at that.
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>>145248347
>there will never be a naruto villain (or anti-hero or edgy hero like sauce) as interesting and well written as dukat

On that depressing note, I wonder if tobirama and dukat would've been buddies. They both had serious cases of REMOVE (insert group of people that others in their universes glorified for no reason here).
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>>145250534
Dukat was easily the very best villain Star Trek ever had, so much so that the end of his character arc was fucked up due to people liking him too much, with the writers desperate to make people hate him.

>yfw when you realise Gul Dukat is basically the anti-Sasuke
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>>145250251
>He gave his sterling best try to do all that evil shit
And he didn't do shit. There's a reason attempted murder and murder are two different crimes. Your intentions don't mean as much as your actions. Do you think people would shittalk Hitler as much if he failed to start WW2?
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>>145250929
I think people are forgiving him now because Bort is an obnoxious edgy little cunt and sauce tripped him. While that was godly and he has been much better since the last, I don't think it's enough to redeem his character (not in this universe from the audience's perspective anyways) because of how much damage his character and his clinically retarded behavior did to the series in general.
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>>145250821
Sauce:
>good guy everyone hated
>good motivation for his actions at least at the beginning
>much effort spent by main character(s) trying to redeem him and defend his actions and forgive him even though he was fucking wrong

Dukat:
>bad guy everyone liked
>no good motivation for his actions other than insanity and hatred I guess
>much effort spent by main cast trying to discredit what he was spewing but he was fucking right

It's like pottery
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>>145251021
Sasuke getting to be edgy and evil, yet conveniently never doing anything to really have any repercussions is just another way he is a horribly written writer's pet.

Why did he not just kill Pinkshit or Gaara? He easily could have, and in his mental state would have, but Kishi didn't have the balls to make him actually do any of that. It's one more way Naruto fails as a series, but it does NOT in any way make Sausage any less shit or make him even a bit less evil.

Again, probably different measures at hand here, but for me the moment he betrayed his homeland for power, to join the cause of the guy who murdered the kindly, if senile old man checking in on him, who was also the leader of the nation/citystate he owed allegiance and duty to, that is the very moment for me he became an irredeemable bastard.
Yes, I do realise later on we got a half assed, nonsensical retcon about the Uchiha massacre, and that is yet another tale of Kishi being garbage, but it does not matter, Sauce did not know that.

In his intentions, lack of principles, crazed ramblings and attempted deeds he was a traitor, a would-be murderer, a terrorist, someone who would wipe out his whole homeland and the people he grew up with in the name of vengeance, for crimes they did not take part in.
Fucking Madara seems like a well-intentioned and well-adjusted individual, and both of them got off WAY too easily.

The only way a salvage attempt on Sasuke's character could have been done, short of the cliché sacrificing one's life for something was what I said, him discarding the 'power' aspect of his ancestry and gouging out and crushing his eyes, living a life of a wanderer for he abandoned his homeland, full of self-loathing and regret to work out and overcome.
Then after all of that, if we have the occasional hearsay of a blind man appearing from nowhere and saving caravans, without killing or even harming the bandits, then I would be amenable to his redemption.
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>>145252004
>>Fucking Madara seems like a well-intentioned and well-adjusted individual
in comparison, I mean
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>>145252004
tl;dr

He's too incompetent to be evil, that's why people don't really care that he's redeemed. He's not like Obito who killed tens of thousands of people. In terms of Uchiha chimpouts his was the least intense.
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>>145252252
>tl;dr
Well then, I happily take your concession of defeat, have a nice day.
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>>145252004
I actually like the blind old wise hobo warrior doing good deeds end way better than what we got. And I agree with you that he should've sacrificed himself in the end. But your suggestion is a very close second for me.

I would also say that he never should've reproduced but salad is way too likable and now that someone has both a sharingan and a vagina I think it's safe to say the sharingan is gonna get nerfed.
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>>145252416
I tip my fedora to you sir, I wasn't even aware this was an argument.
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>>145252865
I liked Sarada in 700 and early bits of the Gaiden, but she's been on a steady decline ever since.
Now for the new generation's best girl, it's a toss up between Based Chocho and Himawari.
But even if not for that, it's safer to not get invested in her, as all Uchiha are either worthless scum from the start, or degrade themselves to that point rather quickly.
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>>145252865
>salad is way too likable and now that someone has both a sharingan and a vagina I think it's safe to say the sharingan is gonna get nerfed.
>Byakugan buffed to absurd levels
>Salad gets a Shin-tier MS ability and constantly has her eyeball period
The tables have turned.
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>>145259174
Truly best couple
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>>145251849
To add:
> if it had a vagina and a wrinkled nose, Dukat fucked it, was trying to fuck it, wished he could fuck it or was in the process of fucking it
> all Sausage knows about sexuality is that dreadful thing he had to do to fill up the turkey baster so Pinkshit would finally leave him alone
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Binkbonk, if you're here and notice, join the IRC. Joe is trying to get the design for Arata pinned down, and, well, you're the self-elected drawfag of the group.
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> 10
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Nero, are you here?
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>>145259174
straight to her oppai
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>>145270895
> Hyuuga genes turn most food into tits or ass, nothing else
Best clan
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Holy shit you guys, I think this thread will actually die in like a couple of weeks. I've never seen it this slow before. Ever.
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>>145273969
it's been an honour, sensei
>some anon will edo tensei us before long....
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>>145274181
Fuck it, I'll be keeping it alive no matter what. Well, I'll be heading to bed soon, but I hope other people keep it alive.

I'd prefer we didn't die. I've come to like this place.
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