/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for people with black characters are degenerates

cyka blyat!

ala ways
ha
pee

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4th for best car

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am i meme enough?

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6th for best car

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Rumpo Life

>>145121631
Update this for me, will you?

Kill-on-sight list:
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>Gang-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone driving an Osiris
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name

>>145122304
holy fuck, the autism
literal, unironical autism

>>145122304
Kill-on-sight list:
>Jamestown players
>GODS players
>UMBK players
>SWAT players
>IGN players
>WEED players
>MP3 players
>FAPS players
>Gang-crew players
>Mafia-crew players
>MC-crew players
>Reddit crew players
>GTAG members
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a monkey mask
>Anyone wearing a doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a skeletal mask
>Anyone dressed characteristically like an urban hood
>Anyone dressed characteristically like a stoner
>Anyone not wearing a fedora
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a gold-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Futo (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Zentorno
>Anyone driving a Z-Type
>Anyone driving a Panto
>Anyone driving a T20
>Anyone not driving an Osiris (the best car)
>Anyone entering a Hydra (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone operating a Savage
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone who uses pink weapon skins
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Anyone who's character is black
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name


Here faggot

OI

Does the safe do anything?

>>145122712
No

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>>145121548
test

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Slavbrahs ww@

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alright, since i can post now

>what the fuck am i doing with my life

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r8 my generic slav.

>>145120987
>>145121881
where is mine
>>145123192
oh wow

>>145123229
Aлeкceй/10

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>rammed into a tree not even at full speed and exploded
>tfw they really did nerf the buzzard

for what purpose

PS I'm thinking about buying a helicopter so should I get the Swift or the Frogger?

It's not enough that I'm happy, everyone else must suffer if they have what I can't have.

Add me to the crew please. My sc is FindingCMO

>>145123561
swift is fastest
frogger is for qt frogposters

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>org leader demands he gets to fly the plane
>I let him fly the plane
>non-org crew-kills us
>org leader blames me, kicks me from org, crew-kills me and invites crew-killer to org
???????????

>>145123873
>overwatch meme pic
kys

>>145123873
wtf...

>>145123229
nice car

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look at this photograph

>>145124883
Every time I do it makes me laugh

>>145124883
lik dis if u laff evretim

OK, so I did some unofficial test on certain mountain trails, sand dunes, and hill crossings, and the armoured XLS is just better at everything compared to the armoured baller LE. It is better at steep inclines, and less prone to spin-outs when going Baja across the map. So not only is it better on road, but better offroad too. The baller does have slightly better ground clearance but it is negligible.

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Fat puchi

>>145125260
fugg

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Post Noir

Here's my P.I.

>>145123873
Take pictures when something like that happens

Question; Is it possible to upgrade my office once I buy it, IE, change the style, add a safe/locker/accommodations or do I have to have the cash up front for all of it?

>>145125772
yes

How long until the Assistant sells us out and takes over?

>>145125891
The assistant won't need to sell us out with how much evidence we leave lying around the office.
Thankfully the police are neither smart nor motivated enough to get a warrant.

can someone explain how to glitch associate body armor as an outfit? is it still possible?

>>145125981
Harharhar

>police will never have long-term investigations of a player after you escape a wanted level leading to getting tailed by FIB crews that have to be tastefully avoided
>blips will never be disabled, allowing players to blend in with pedestrians
>firing from vehicles when driving will never be disabled thus making it so one-man shooting and driving machines are no longer a thing
>free roam will always be bland
>race classes will never be fixed

>cant dual wield pistols or uzis

why? michael would totally go john woo

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>>145126624
when? dual pistols/small shotguns/SMGs and the jetpack are two of the features i miss the most from GTA:SA

>>145126858
Dual wielding is a meme

>>145127270
it's a cool meme

>Deliver cargo
>PV warps to the other side of the map
Thanks R*

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Its been a while

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how do i have fun in this game?

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Something that isn't an Audi just to mix it up

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>>145127645

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am i meme?

>people who unironically try to kill VIPs doing headhunter or sightseer
how desperate for money do you need to be to do such a thing

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>>145127645
>1280x1024

>>145127762
nice

>>145127645
the power...of PC....

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>>145128091
nah. if you're gonna live up to that ese shirt you better go the full mile and wear khaki cargo shorts though

>>145128209
ezek is a poor mexican

>>145127645
Didn't think anyone else would be using 1280x1024 here
4:3 m-master race

Is Headhunter glitched for anyone else? Just now I wasn't able to kill the last target or any of his bodyguards, they just kinda stood there. Buzzard rockets wouldn't lock on and none of my guns did anything either.

Here's the weird thing though, once the time ran out I still got paid 20k. I've gotten paid a little more for doing it in less time though. Also right after the VIP Work Over thing came up both the target and the bodyguard reacted to me finally - the bodyguard started shooting at me and the target died after yelling like he'd been set on fire (probably because I threw a molotov at him earlier)

i dont really care because i got paid anyway but wow, great job on this rockstar

>>145126623
>police will never have long-term investigations of a player after you escape a wanted level leading to getting tailed by FIB crews that have to be tastefully avoided
I really do hope they could add some sort of realism mode to GTA6 which has detectives/actual police planning.
>Detectives find you by DNA because you have long hair and didn't use a hair gown.

>>145129135
I dunno if I'd want that level of detail, but I want there to be more longterm consequences to things. At the moment, there's really nothing linking your exploits dynamically to eachother which makes doing stuff feel kinda meaningless. Having things like the cops looking into you when you're making lots of money doing shady shit or having just gotten away from a police chase makes things way more interesting.
All in all, GTAO was an interesting experiment and I hope they do way more effective things with the next GTA.

Is it worth it to get the poorfag 1 mil office? Will that cash be made back easily?

>>145129492
You'll need a warehouse to start making money m8, cheap large is like 2mil, medium is 1m~ and I don't know about small but guessing 500k~, easily depends if you're in a heavy /gtag/ or solo session because you'll get bent over by randoms in hydras otherwise

>>145129486
I want that option though.
Same with criminal organizations actively doing things.
Rockstar has the city/surroundings down really well but they need to make the game feel more alive and organic.

>>145122162
BEST vehicle this update

The SAIGA is so fucking good now with the drum mag. It reliably kills enemies in a single shot to the upper-chest like a Heavy Sniper but can be used at closer ranges easily PLUS the slug rounds are more reliably accurate than the buck used in the Assault.

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I am convinced my securoserve statue keeps changing, is this crate related?
at first it was black, then glass, now it seems to be filling up with something.

Is anyone elses changing with the more CEO warehouse work they do?

>>145128209
>>145128819
Nothing wrong with a 17inch monitor lads.
I got a 21 but it gives me headaches after a few hours.

>>145129729
I play exclusively on the Xbone with my young, easily abused sidekick friend and part time street negro.

>>145129729
cheapest small warehouse is 250k

>>145121893
What car is this?

>>145123561
frogger is a balanced agile and fast helicopter. Frogger tends to be dominant in air races because it loses less speed when turning frequently.

In freeroam, you tend to just fly in straight lines though giving swift the edge

But really, buy the buzzard, you can spawn it for free when you opt to become a vip, and while its not that fast, its the most agile helicopter in the game.

>>145129486
they could just have a police style org instead of ai police that try to capture you in the middle of stuff.

>>145130049
mamba

>series a coke
>helicopter team
>fly over to the yacht, clear it out then both of the ground members die
>one of them, the lowest level person in the heist, spergs out and says that the helicopter team is meant to stay in the air even though we were doing a great job and didn't have any problems
>restart
>we escape with the coke easily but the guy using the heli can't fly for shit
>heli is smoking, he lands in the middle of the eastern industrial area and they both get out
>i get into the pilot seat and fly to trevor's warehouse, losing all the heat i had
>the lowest level calls me a hacker
this is why CEO missions are superior to heists

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>>145129975
>>145127645

Too depressed to play desu

>>145129879
saiga?

>>145131842
who

>>145131904
Shotgun of killing vehicles faster than a heavy revolver.

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>>145129847
It's literally the only one I bought.

>>145131842

Are you me?

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>>145122463
>unironical

>pay for crates
>mission doesnt start
ROCKSTAR

>>145131904
Heavy Shotgun from LTS Update

>>145122304
It's impossible to tell who has a red blip now with the VIP shit
Fuck I hate that

how much of a shitter car is the armored schafter?
I dun wanna be a shitter

>>145132524
Using any armored vehicle makes you a shitter.

>>145132524
Patrician-tier armored car. Get the XLS though if you want to really plow through shit.

Can I sell yet?

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>>145132176
Best car or best car

>>145129879
I still prefer the normal extended mag. It low rate of fire, high accuracy, and high damage mean I never really run dry when using it. The faster reload is more useful since you should always be topping off a shot gun.

me and god are gonna get naked for satan

>>145132821
but you don't ever need to top it off if you have 30 rounds since there are very few times when you'll need all 30 of those in a row
even accounting for misses

unofficial trailer for this shit update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvdnNwk8B64

>>145132524
Not terribly shitter. It can withstand an explosion, but you're still able to be shot through the windows/windshield like every other car.

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help, even when I pay I don't get the crates.

>>145133664
Is that money legit?

>>145133784
of course not

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>pick up crate and deliver it to the warehouse
>go to exit
>endless black loading screen
>this isn't even the first time this has happened

>>145130245
I already have a Buzzard, it's kinda why I haven't bought any other helicopter I feel like I don't really need them.

But I've got some spending money still so I figured I'd go for it. I'm probably gonna go with the Swift though so thanks amigo

>>145132524
Armored Schafter and XLS are the Bobby Big-Dick choices for shitter vehicles

Kuruma drivers have 2 inch wieners

Does the militia 2 bodyguard vest glitch still work? We cant seem to get it to save.

>>145132176
I really can't decide between the Rumpo and the Brickade, like the Rumpo is the obvious choice in almost every way, but I really like the Brickade.

>>145135319
Why not both?

>>145135461

cuz hes a poorfag

>>145135762
dont buly

>>145136102
you're lucky i dont know your name ingame or i would jet grief the shit out of you

>>145136609
its the same, comfyanon
i can dox them if you want

>>145136807
dox your mom faggot

>>145136807
>>145137408
DOX MY ASS

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I can't hold back anymore. I want to do the Cheat Engine trick so I can get the warehouses and offices. Anybody tried it with this patch? Thanks

>>145129135
>GTA6 Online has same realism
>everyone runs around in clean suits with their feet shoved in tissue boxes

>>145132337
Go outside, half the time you get the phone call and it starts normally.

How do you get special items? People keep telling me after every 10 crates but I haven't got a damn thing yet

Is there any reason NOT to buy the 1.9mil large warehouse?

I get that it's kinda out of the way but so are half the other large warehouses that are like $2.6-3.5 mil

>>145139148
No
I bought two mediums and I'm regretting it

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WHERE THE FUCK
>>145138907
it's random

>>145139148
No. There is no reason to waste money on smaller warehouses unless you're already poor. Just like there is no reason to buy any office besides Lombank or Maze West.

>>145122304
>stop liking what i dont like!: the post

>>145122304
>not falling under any of these criteria
ABSOLUTELY HALAL

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>>145132176
Where are my white Rumpo Custom bros at?

>>145141170
Trying to find a low population lobby.

>>145141170

>not race yellow

Maid to clean up the CEO office when?

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>>145137408

>>145141997
you'd have to pay her fucking thousands in order for her to keep quiet about the piles of evidence around the place

>>145142194
>you will never have your own Patricia

tfw you can't just spend all day talking shit on Lifeinvader and Bleeter with your assistant

worst part of the update 2bh

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So according to this mouth breather, its been fixed so bodyguards get a cut of what is sold in crates.

Can anybody confirm? Last thread we all seemed agreed it was bullshit.

Why has this rumour suddenly popped up?

>>145143368
That guy is lying. At least on PC, associates don't make anything for the sales they wouldn't normally get through secureserve pay, IE, The 5-10K per 15 minutes get's paid when they are an associate of a sale in addition to the regular 15 minutes timer.

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>>145143647
>associates don't make anything for the sales they wouldn't normally get through secureserve pay

this literally breaks the entire update

Imagine how much more motivated both bodyguards and rivals would be to get involved

>Destroy enemy crate? Worth more than 2k, worth risk of pissing off and not being able to do trade

>Bodyguards HIGHLY invested in the loot, as they get a cut of its profits

But no, Rockstar can't allow fun now, can they? Fucking retards.

>>145143368
Because people on the support forums are retarded

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>>145143856
Don't even lie m8

Bodyguards even getting 20% of the final cut would improve this update 100%

Nobody has any motivation or need to be a bodyguard, for any reason. Its pointless.

>>145143753
Rockstar only allows fun for griefshitters.

>>145143368
>btw I goyed up so I deserve special attention
Absolutely disgusting.

>tfw all of gtag is spread out over multiple sessions

I just want to find a lobby where I can do shit in peace

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>>145143991
>Heres some fucking hydra jets with no viable defence if you are on the ground
>Oy vey buy a shark card and get your own hydra of course goyim

fucking cuckstar

>>145144019
he WILL get special attention though

Rockstar are not here to provide more content
They're here to fucking sell goycards

>>145144060
>Go into a session
>Block the game in your firewall
>Find a new session which should put you in your own
>Unblock the game

>takes money
>doesnt give me mission for crates
ROCKSTAR

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>tfw

>>145144498
Dude, stock your fridge, bro.

>>145144163

I don't want to be alone though

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Did some motherfucker just manage to boot everyone into a solo session?

I'm only getting special crates, is this a glitch

>>145144904
No the game just hates you much like /gtag/ does

>>145144904
HAAAAAAX

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>>145143368
I fucking wish this was the case.

>We heard of this rumour earlier today
>We hop on and shift a full fucking warehouse of 111 crates

>Bro gets 2.7 million
>I get 8k

Fucking kill me.

fact: literally everyone who wears face paint, especially the edgy full-face halloween ones is a shitter

>>145143979
These are the developers that think it's okay to add in a literal gold reskin of a vehicle in the game that costs $150 in real life

If you actually think they want you to have money in this game, then there is something wrong with you

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post CEOs

>>145145289
fact: literally everyone is a shitter

it is actually impossible to find a good human that plays GTA

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>>145145689
This is the part I dont understand though.

The game would now literally be worthwhile to me, if either I could pay bodyguards out my own pocket (no sharing cash goyim) or just give bodyguards a set cut from any sales I do.

I could work with either of those, but no. No we can't have that. That might be fun.

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>>145145691
>i_run_this_town.jpg
>all red

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>>145145691

>>145145691
>all red

You should have bought warehouses with your mom's credit card instead of that ugly ass outfit..

>>145145964
>>145146123

uhm, obviously those are the rival criminal leaders that i have gotten rid of...

>>145146123
>>145145964
you realize only 2 warehouses can be bought right?

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>>145146030

How's that teeny tiny garage going, ISIS?

>>145145691

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>>145146267
>you realize only 2 warehouses can be bought right?

I'm so fucking done with this game.

>Hydra shitters now have targets that fucking pay them money to destroy
>No way to defend against Hydra shitters
>New content MUST be played in public
>Bodyguards make fuck all money
>So, no reason to be a bodyguard
>Heists have fucking cooldowns so you can't even grind those

Game is shit. This was its last chance to be good, and it came so fucking close but it fucked it up.

>>145145691
>i_run_this_town.jpg
Dude you look like a faggot

>>145146267
You can buy 5 warehouses dumbass.

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>>145146267
wtf you can buy five

>>145146384
it's perfect, why would a terror cell need a commercial size industrial warehouse for clandestine ops

Please stop the simpsons avatarfagging.

I just want to find a good Gtag wife and settle down together

>>145146606
I looked up that last homer just to spite you :^]

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>>145146606
No.

>>145146701
Sucks to be you because the only women in /gtag/ are whores

How do i make mone in a fun way?

>>145144836
>The hero this city needs
Where? Is Higgus the Homo blocking us from seeing him?

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>>145146793
>How do i make mone in a fun way?

how fucking new are you?
>fun

>>145146793
Whore yourself out, then use the money to buy shark cards. :^)

>>145146793
sell gta buy overwatch

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>>145145691

>>145146945
>overwatch
>fun
i see blizzdrones are even infiltrating this general, shame

>>145145821
there are some, they just keep a low profile

>>145147109
>blizzdrone
It's literally the GTA V of 2016, the only thing I really know about it is that smashtubers are having fun with it and that it actually looks tons more fun than GTA V

Anyone on PC mind helping me get a hearse?

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>>145146746
Stop it

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>>145147372

>>145147372
Simpsons > Idol gremlins
t. >>145146606

>>145147001
Nice clipping

>>145147359
Isn't there some CEO mission that automatically spawns one of these now? I saw a friend sniping at a bunch of people at the cemetery with what looked like a funeral even though they were in normal NPC clothes

That reminds me, can we get a Dubsta 2 now that they spawn in traffic? I haven't even seen any yet

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>>145147575

Blame R* animations

I dialed my assistant for the first time and found out she can take cars out of the impound without you having to go there and do it.

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>>145145691

looks like shit for some reason but whatever

>>145147696
Maybe if you played a male like a normal person it wouldn't happen

>>145125582
not bad/10

>>145147620
There is but I don't have the space to buy anymore crates. They only spawn in on that one animal material mission.

>>145147620
yeah the hearse spawns in a mission where you need to kill 3 epsilon cultists in order to verify your trustworthiness
and the dubsta 2 has always spawned in traffic, it's just ultra rare

>>145147620
>Dubsta 2 now that they spawn in traffic
Are you jesting me?

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>>145147863

>men
>normal

pick one

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>>145147696
Are you playing now?

>>145148084
makes sense that someone looking like the CEO of tumblr inc would say that

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>follow the blood trail
Cargo missions can be pretty fun senpai

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>>145122304
isn't that convenient, because my kill on sight policy includes everyone I meet apart from crewmates.

>>145122304
HAHA YES KILL

K
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>yfw pool still isn't in the game

>can sit in every chair in your office
>cuckstar for some reason won't add this ability to your apartments

for what purpose. like how much effort would it ever take to do something like that?

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>>145145691
You too, can be a Nice Guy!

>>145122304
Lemme update that for you

Kill-on-sight list:
>Anyone

>>145148881
>playing as whitey

straight busta

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>>145148881

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>>145145691
The fact I run highly illegal operation from the office overlooking both federal agencies pleases me greatly.

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>>145148216

No I got dropped from my session I'm playing overwatch instead

>>145148216

You're too kind

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>>145147372
Throw it away, man

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>buy 18 crates
>exit lobby and see one guy has joined
>he's in an jet
>don't feel like getting my whole shipment blown up so disconnect then reconnect my internet
>timed out. please return to a new GTA Online session

>>145149535
meant 3 crates lmao

>can't give my corporation logos
>can't give my corporation quirky little slogans
Why even bother?

>>145149858
90% of the userbase isn't creative enough for that

marrying fellow players when?? or even npcs paige is cute

>>145150092
Valentines update 3

>>145121548
Can someone add me back to PC GTAG?
SC: Fshy__

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>>145150092
thankfully never
>paige is cute

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thunk

>>145150092
they let 2 characters get in the same bed now so y'all are getting there

all those kids and kvs must be getting to rockstar

>>145150319

>Paige is too ugly to be female
>she starts taking hormone therapy
>Paige is now Paul

>>145150387
Damn, how did you manage that?

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>>145150387
>that monroe

>>145150457
friendly fire is off because they're in the same organization.

>>145150275
Gotcha
>>145150396
That's been in since launch dumbass.

Daily reminder that Higgus is a pedo.

Can I purchase a bare-bones office and then add features like the gun and money safes or change the decoration later?

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>>145150617

When did this meme start?

Reminder that Crime did nothing wrong.

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>>145150702
Hi Crimeshitter

>>145150468
>looking at it from the top
Hey, that yellow actually looks pretty good, it was a common color on IRL Lamborghini Miuras and...
>camera swings a little to the side, notice neons and lowrider wheels
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>145150649
Yup, and as a matter of fact, you actually should do that. There's the option to preview the other decor options from inside the office, which is far better than choosing from a small picture in the Dinasty 8 website.

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>no fishing
>no custom vehicle livery
>no skateboards
>no snooker/bowling
>no arcade machines
>no pets
>no fame or shame competition
>no jetpacks
>no casino
>no restaurants
>no gym
>no ambulance/fire fighter missions
>no hunting with your crew
>no phone upgrades
>no hot air balloons

>>145150852
My friend is a dumb fuck who puts neon and whitewalls on every car.

He has a Gold Stinger GT, with Pink Neon the dumb fuck.

>>145150702
No shit, Blater just got mad she refused his advances and was better than him

>>145150930
Just like xiaopengding421318931381380 is better than everyone in the server when he blows them all up, sure ;)

>>145150930
>>145151265
can someone fill me in on this drama?

>>145151457
Basically - Person who claims to be female constantly brags about how good they are, is extremely obnoxious, then is caught cheating in a gamemode against other members of the crew, is found to have an account on the forums of a popular cheat menu and has been seen deleting cars with a pistol, damning evidence to most people but some people still vehemently defend him due to the fact that they're thirsty, desperate unfuckable nerds.

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>>145151627
and they're still in the crew? whew

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>Sitting in my office with full warehouses
>Too paranoid of randoms shitting up my business
>Everybody "left"

Bueno

crimefighter did nothing wrong
higgus did nothing wrong
FLYNN_LIVES did nothing wrong

It is a propaganda against /gtag/

Be smart, don't let them trick you

I'm taking care of all the cute puchis

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>>145151765
>they turned the biggest annoyance in a public lobby into something people want

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for some reason the stakeout cops in cargo missions (the ones in unmarked staniers and grangers) are stupidly fast and relentless and almost impossible to lose (they can even see through the ground if you get in the subway) but it appears you can safely kill them without fear of raising your wanted level

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>>145151835
Take care of them, please

>>145151919
are those staniers even garagable?

putting sirens at LSC on select cars so you can pretend to be e detective when

Tfw 9 figures, she'd bang me

>>145152094
>are those staniers even garagable?
No, they're blacklisted
What I do want to know is whether or not the unarmored Kurumas are garageable because I saw a thread saying that they were but they were locked when I tried to get in them earlier

Is there any point whatever to getting three items at a time for your warehouse? It seems like 100x more work than the two item missions and costs more too.

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>>145151752
No they left before any action could be taken.
The only reason you still see them ingame anymore is because they sucked up to NullProphet and I haven't gotten enough of a reason to kick/ban them.
Still banning Crime the second they rejoin the crew.
Also not blater, just a comm who's sick of this shit.

>>145152457
uhm, you can buy unarmored kurumas from the website

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>Rockstar will never ever adjust pricing and payouts because they are making so much easy money on sharkcards

>>145152590
For 95 thousand dollars.
I would much rather grab one off some korean stickup crew member for free.

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>>145152612
>shark cards will never be removed, no matter how many years pass
>c*'s fw people will still continue to buy shark cards in 2054

If I'm doing solo CEO missions and want to sell a full warehouse, do I really need to hire two associates to move shit?

>>145153257
Sometimes but you can usually find a new session quickly and retry until you get one that is soloable. If you have to move three trucks or something don't even bother trying.

>>145148012
You know what I meant

>>145153257
No. It's just faster.
Depending on the delivery method it gives you, you could be fucked on your own.
Delivering 30 crates, with 10 per plane on your own is kind of a dick. It's unlikely you'll be able to do it in the 30 minutes.
But if you get the Tug method, you can easily solo it.

>>145153335
Alright, so I won't lose all 111 crates if I quickly move over?

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>>145151835

>>145151627
Also a Higgus the pedo enabler aka letting the kicked son into out crew sessions.

>>145152787

I wonder how many times some little shit has gotten their ass beat for buying sharkcards with their parents creditcard?

>>145151457
>blater attempts to seduce crime
>crime denies
>blater spergs out and creates a smear campaign
>webms start popping up with crime using scripts to remove cops, delete cars and items. Triggerbot is still a grey area.
>footage of crime cheating/lagging in a slasher lobby posted by lewd yuri

Countered with
>crime posting a frag video on youtube
>three images of an exploit claimed to see in the dark
>a screenshot of crime's actual internet connection and 10-15 second 800+ ping spikes
>a macro for rolling and firing at constant 120 fps


Extra:
>Accused menyoo account is owned by a 8 year old german kid.
>Crime has not been banned once by R* even though she has stated she used cheat engine as an injector. Even if it was menyoo still would have been banned at least once for using tunables.
>multiple anons stated to see her warp skid griefing items out of harms way.
>nameless anons have seen crime delete things with other weapons that menyoo does not support
>one(?) anon has seen her block a skid's rapid fire rpg which is also not a feature of menyoo


t. muscle obsessed with crew drama. don't judge me.

>>145154043
>maybe if i pull all this out of my ass, i'll finally get to lose my kissing virginity!
Sad!

>>145154107
I'm married. Thanks for playing.

y'all fucks are retarded
just play the game

>>145154209
>he's married and still feels the need to defend random 'women' on the internet even though they're clearly cheating
Sadder!

>>145154043
Nice one sided unobjective views you got there.

>>145154331
This crew is full of cheaters. Including me. Stop being a hypocrite.

>>145154405
Blater hasn't uploaded anything other than the same three things. Which are literally three features shared by every menu no matter how shit.

>>145154410
>implying i should respect the opinions of a cheater
>implying certain cheaters aren't worse than other cheaters, e.g. using cheats against fellow crew members
>implying i don't hate all cheaters
WEW

>>145154638
>cheating against a crew of cheaters

That's what you call getting outplayed.

For the record I only use it for the money.

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>it a boss brings his fav boipucci t'werk episode

>Finally get a special item in a large diamond mission for 20k and sold for 130k
Now if only they were more common

>>145154857
>I'm not a faggot because I only suck cocks

>>145155863
>get called about my first special item ever
>immediately load up the port blocking
>it doesn't work
>find new session
>finally alone in a public lobby
>go to computer
>turns out finding new session removes the option to get the special item

I hate how the yacht will never be important at all. That it is literally just a money sink.

>>145122304
or you can just have fun playing the game? have you tried that?

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>>145156548
>he speaks the word

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>>145156548
>have fun playing the game

>>145122304
>>145122696
>KoSL guy tries to kill someone on his list
>Dies like a bitch
>His target keeps fucking him up
>Cries for help from GTAG about this random attacking him unprovoked
>Gets 20 people to shit on target with hydras and insurgents
>Mental gymnastics
>"I WON"

>>145156227
no shit it's a money sink, it's literally a yacht
they have no use IRL other than being a status symbol for rich people so it's not like they're missing anything other than the ability to be manually controlled

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>join random pacstan
>it's a vans setup, not a finale
>whatever, i'll take the easy $25k
>get navigator
>one of the drivers is an annoying shithead who follows me around and rams me from behind every time i slow down to take a turn or pushes me into the van i'm trying to photograph or hits it himself

it's disturbing how often this happens

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>tfw eating dinner and catching up on shows
>Meanwhile wagecucks are collecting crates for me

>>145156227
Having a free guaranteed helicopter outside your door is a pretty big deal. Officefags have to spend $4000, or $200 and walk to the nearest helipad, and most of the time if they just walk onto the roof of maze bank there's not even a parachute up there.

securoserv network on yacht when

if become a CEO can other CEO's hire me if I have no associate's? same question but w/ VIP or can you no longer become VIP if you have an office?

>>145157729
You can literally summon almost every helicopter in the game, provided you own them, instantly to your position with CEO vehicle option.

>>145157729
>Officefags have to spend $4000, or $200 and walk to the nearest helipad,
or walk out the door and have it instantly spawn via interaction menu
plus if you land a helicopter on the roof of your building then enter then exit it gets repaired to full health, even if it was smoking beforehand

>>145157952
>if become a CEO can other CEO's hire me if I have no associate's?

yep, there's an option to invite rivals

>>145157952
yeah, in the latest update they added the option to hire "rivals" so you can be in a corporation/whatever of your own and still get invites to other corporations
>can you no longer become VIP if you have an office?
you can't become a VIP but being a CEO is identical to being a VIP but with more options and no 12 hour cooldown

>>145157952
Why would you want to become vip if ceo is the same thing but without cooldowns and with better missions (haulage, headhunter)?

>>145157954
But that costs a considerable amount of money. 40% of a crate if you consider that each crate is only 10k. That's a lot. You can't just go throwing that around if you intend to make any profit at the end of the fiscal year.

>>145158216
No it doesn't. You get every vehicle for free from securoserv.

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>>145158453
what

was the associates getting paid with every delivery patch for PC only?

>>145158149
CEO is literally an upgrade to VIP, people are VIP because they can't afford being CEO

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>>145158453
What are you talking about? Only some shit ones here are free and there's no other vehicle related shit in the interaction menu

if you call your assistant you can release any vehicle from the impound for a small fee

>>145140491
Those are out of the way. Arcadius is in the center of the city, has a decent view and an amazing external look, and is lower than Meme Tower for easier and quicker landing.

Whether that convenience is worth an extra mil is arguable though

>>145159254
yeah for like $1000 I think, but we've known this since the first hour of release

>>145159254
There's a vehicle impound in this game? Is that a new feature?

>get the everyone left glitch
>oh boy
>get some crates yada yada
>suddenly, a faggot ass level 203 with a 0.80 k/d
What should I do? He's in a jet right now the fucking scum bag

>>145159341
if you let yourself die to the cops while near your vehicle it'll be impounded and you gotta pay for it to get it back or it will be destroyed and you pay your insurance

>>145158982
Buzzard is not shit.
>>145158789
Yes, Microsoft and Sony charge devs for updating their games on consoles so the payment balancing update will probably be coupled in with the next update to come to PS4/XBONE.

>>145159729
If there's a buzzard in that menu it's not free for me

If you're playing solo and get the sell mission where you need to deliver 3 trucks, don't restart, it's really easy. I was concerned at first that it'd take me too long but it took less than 10 minutes to move all 3 brickades to the drop-off and fly back in my heli.

Can you Cargobob the crate vehicles you need to move or are they all too heavy?

>>145159778
You have to buy it newbie

>>145159778
Yeah, I misread your post. Dunno what the fuck this other guy's talking about when he says that you can get any vehicle for free from securoserv

>>145159778
So you don't own one, yet will shell out 5million+ for a yacht.

>>145159931
That's because the guy you're talking to is an idiot that missed out on the fact that it was stated "provided you own them."

Anything on that list, if you own it, gets delivered for free from the CEO vehicle menu. And they get delivered straight to you, not to a nearby helipad.

>>145159924
You aren't even allowed to pick them up from what I've seen

>all-black Volatus
How?

>>145160560
The one you get from securoserv CEO vehicle is matte black just like all the securoserv vehicles.

>>145160560
call it from the CEO vehicle list

>>145160118
Oh, so that's how it works. Well, might actually buy a Buzzard then. I was wondering why some people said the Buzzard was free.
Weird how the Rumpo Custom is free only if you have associates though, I don't own that shit, and it isn't free if I'm solo.

>>145159796
are the drop off points constant with each particular type of delivery?

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>>145160832
I'm not sure, I did a truck delivery with a friend (just one truck IIRC) and we drove to the eastern industrial area near Cypress Flats but the 3-truck full 111 crate delivery I did was to the big-ass mansions in Vinewood Hills, the ones surrounded by the big lake.

>>145161128
>surrounded
you mean surrounding?

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>>145145691
>>145146384
Short haired Nippu still looks a bit strange to me

Any one here on ps4 willing to donate some hackerbux?

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Should I pull the trigger?

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>>145161254
Nope, almost entirely surrounded by the big lake.
>>145161572
>ps4
>hackerbucks
Surely you're jesting.

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>>145160906
???

>>145161648
Eh just got this for da ps4 played much more on the ps3 and I've seen some hackerbucks there