/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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First for Rumble

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tfw will never get this

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>>145069019
Second for in the Jungle

>minding own business with friends
>guy comes over in insurgent with heavy combat armor and bulletproof helm
>kills us with auto aim headshots as we're driving
>respawns
>non stop combat rolls while shooting us
>we kill him
>he leaves

Why do these kinds of people exist?

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operator time :^)

Anyone on PC willing to help me spawn a hearse real fast?

>Join a lobby
Xx1DEATHxBOSS1xX killed X-Loki-Sixx-X
I should just leave, shouldn't I

>>145069041
Aurora would you be my girlfriend

>>145069094
I wish you could wear the fucking patterned scarves with body armor. Rockstar makes it impossible to complete a PMC look without glitches.

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We nearly had the full take.
Fucking kill me.

>>145069256
>Fucking kill me.
Looks like you did a good job at doing that yourself :^)

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Jew poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446770

>join randoms mission
>im so stoned
>i love weed
>just finished fucking my 18yo gf
>made her cry
>she loves drugs
i wonder if i was this retarded when i was 12 and playing samp...

>>145069357
what a shitty poll. it implies that the amount of shark cards must be directly related to amount of ability, which is something that cannot factually correlate

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>>145069094
>Black
>probably not even crew #00001 black
guffaw

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>>145069250
rockstar pls

also, is there actually a scarf glitch?

>To play fun free roam, Free Aim needs to be enabled
>To play jobs with randoms, since the crew never accepts invites anymore, Free Aim needs to be disabled
PS4 is hell

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>>145069357
shark cards don't matter. gta should be about open world chaos and player interaction. the system in place that encourages the purchase of shark card is the very system ruining this game.

>$1M cars
>$2M planes
>$10M boats
>$250K weapons
players shouldn't feel the need to cheat, grind, or buy shark cards, just to enjoy themselves.

>>145069680
>implying anyone grinds to enjoy themselves
they're simply filling the roaring emptiness of their lives

>>145069620
Yes, however it doesn't work with the glitch that lets you wear the militia body armor because it turns your torso invisible.

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>join the session, don't look at the minimap markers
>wreck a entire batch of shipment and kill
>one anon politely asks wtf I am doing
>turns out it's our crew
>apologise and help out with a few CEO missions to make up for the loss
>have grand time, everyone is extra nice despite earlier setback
haa, this crew is comfy

>>145069747
darn

>>145069049
Third for fumbled heists

>try to sell full small warehouse
>npc helicopters shrek me

w-wew

>>145069256
I ended up hitting a small pebble on our second try, thought the bike could take it. Ended up wasting 25k of our hard earned money.

>>145069562
I was too lazy to open the parachute.

>>145069247
Dum dum, that's Kaz

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Why do I even still bother trusting people in this game?

>>145069887
I guarantee you that the next minor update will allow you to wear the militia gear. It's just Rockstar spreading their "content" to fill up an update release schedule.

>>145070038
Kill him over and over and over until he learned his lesson.

>Join a Heist Finale
>Host gives me 5%
>Demand my rightful 20%
>He whines about how "You weren't a part of any of the setups" and how "You have to just stand on a table"
>Leave
I showed him

>>145069747
>militia body armor
am i missing out on something? The only armor i have is the inventory>show armor and the shitty flak jackets

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>>145070038
Because you're a retard?
>not shooting him the moment you see his skin color

>buzzard is a must for solo CEO work
>I fell for the savage meme

>>145070224
If you didn't do shit you deserve 15%, 5% is bullshit though

>>145070224
>Didn't wait until the end to leave after fucking things up as much as possible until then

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>>145070098
I killed him once and he left afterwards.

>>145070224
>not agreeing and leaving just a moment before the end of heist

wew lad

>>145070224
I wonder how he intends to give the money to the guys who were part of the setups.
Why would anyone do setups in the first place if they can be kicked off from the final so the host can pull bullshit like that?

>>145070242
The armor that associates get to wear if they're given the military look. There is a glitch to wear it, but you can't attach the scarf to it because it makes your torso vanish.

It's also got horrendous clipping issues with anything that isn't a regular shirt.

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>>145069562
>not landing on your associates to save time

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>>145070242
one of the militia outfits can be glitched into your wardrobe, check 7sins

>>145070369
If it's my heist, 5-10% is the rate for just the finale, 15 for some setup, 20 for most, 25 for all.

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>>145070392
Gonna try that out sometime.

Also, rate the PS4 meme team.

>>145070382
>>145070423
oh that one. I hope they fix the clipping thing or add some new ones. A thin plate carrier or just a vest with a bunch of mags on it would be tacticool enough.

>>145069019
THICK
H
I
C
K

>the update broke the traditional hooking methods used by all the full featured menus
>they are all scrambling to spoof whitelisted hooking programs like Windows Game DVR or MSI Afterburner since RS just whitelisted them and reversed anyone's ban that was caused as a result
>while they are working on this, the only kids with cheats are CE GM and teleport scripts and Aimjunkies external tools for aimbots and other griefing

>no way to defend against them, if you run into one of these kids you're fucked because the GTAG menubros are not in possession of their own menus atm

>already ran into a good number of random skiddies

>>145070445
Thats a pretty shitty thing. You are taking the other setup'rs share for yourself.
The guys who did the setups with you are probably getting ripped off the same way with a different host.

>>145070675
It's not my fault they didn't accept the invite. I give people from the last setup a good 5 minutes to join

>>145070724
Maybe they had some irl shit to do, point is if everyone does this then even less people will be willing to join setups.

>>145070549
Given how lazy Rockstar is all they'll do is fix the clipping and release the rest of the VIP clothes that they didn't already. They basically designed the VIP clothes to make people mad and beg for it that way when they released it, which they were always planning to do, they would get in peoples' good graces.

They'll probably up the shares to associates in a balance update when they release the rest of the clothes to make it look like they're nice guys. Or they'll make it so CEOs can adjust wages up to 20% so that the players look like the bad guys if they don't do it themselves.

>>145070675
>>145070724
I should say this. I WANT people to return. because chances are, they were good enough to not fuck everything up since we actually got the job done

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>>145070013

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I fell for the Reaper meme but I like it.

>>145070883
Reminds me of rickie from singleplayer.
>If anything we should strip features if we want to release an update!

How could they fix the clipping? The armor is too bulky, they either remove half of it or change the animations.

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>>145070920
fuck you

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why is the rumpo so fun?

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>enter game
>2 CEO & me
>ring ring
>little cheetus
>"Don't bother us and we we wont bother you."
>reply
>"F oo k off ku nt I dont give a shit about you."
>you have been kicked from the session

>>145069620
Can you still save that BG outfit with the plate carrier?

Can you use safes to transfer money?
Wouldn't muggers work too?

Spent about 7 minutes pressing W on a tugboat delivery. What a game.

>>145071249
because it's supposed to be holding out while jetboats, helicopters and general mayhem is happening all around you.
You get risk-less money in exchange for boring grind, it's fair.

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>early morning
>decide to rampage
>kill a single player 110 times in free-mode
>die 15 times
>player eventually leaves and PMs me calling me a bully

is it right for me to be feeling like this? i mean he could have left at any time

>making delivery
>need to fly nap of earth with a fucking titan through the city

on scale of 1 to 10 how fucked am i

Oh god, that was great. I shot a tank once, and it blew up my truck, which was a good 60 feet away. worth the fail

>>145071369
Maybe he just wanted to be left alone to do his own thing.
I didn't you let him do his own thing?

>>145071332
I agree, it is. Those 7 minutes really made me appreciate just how utterly impossible this would have been in a public lobby. You have to cross this lengthy canal where you're fifteen feet away from either bank and people can probably sticky you quite easily.

>>145070973
It's not the outside that's the problem at the moment. You were never going to get to wear anything on the outside just like the utility vest. The problem is the inside.

All the button up shirts clip it from the inside right now. Even the baseball tees have clipping problems from the inside. Basically any top you can wear that isn't a regular t-shirt clips through the body armor.

They'll just fix that so you can wear it with those kinds of shirts as a cosmetic item.

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What was this?

>>145071369
He's a masochist. In reality, he wanted you to pound him in his boipussy.

>>145071504
An update, obviously

What's faster?
Farming fleeca or pacstan?

>>145071332
THere are literally two options in GTAO
>Press W to win money
>Half the lobby jumps in Hydras and blows you up within 2 minutes

3 people cannot stop 12 Hydras at once

>>145071545
what changed?

>>145071605
the amount of hard drive space you have left

>>145071605
You can do CEO work in solo and filling warehouses with same merchandise quadruples your pay.

>>145070881
that's backwards logic. If being in more setups equates to more money, then they would be more inclined to join

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>>145071459
I wouldn't stop, anon. I attacked anyone moving within a three-block range of me. This one low-level player just kept coming back up to me, trying to take me on with nothing but his Special Carbine and the occasional peashooter. He was so tenacious, too. I assumed he could have left if he was truly upset, but this is just...

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Who /comfy cab rider/ here?

PSA: Buzzard was nerfed

Barely hit anything or get shot a few times by Mendoza's pistol and the engine completely goes to shit and the Buzzard is totally ruined.

>>145072000
You raped his innocence, anon. He just wanted to sell that Dubsta

>>145069247
no

>>145072316
>Buzzard was nerfed
Why?

>>145072316
Meanwhile, the Hydra can withstand 3 homing rockets now

>>145072316
When I do assassination my savage gets ripped to shreds by fucking small arms fire if I get too close to the targets. I thought it was just the bodyguards in those missions, though.

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Did the update fix selling warehouse cargo yet?

>>145072446
Really? Are you memming me?

>>145072446
You what? It's fucked by one rocket

>>145072679
I was flying mine around and got hit by 3 before the engine started fucking up

>>145067159
>no blips on radar
>you can only carry realistic amount of guns like pistol and uzi under the jacket, AR and other big guns on strap on your back that catches cops attention, more weapons in car trunks, limited ammount of ammo
>forced first person with unfucked fov
oh what could have been

>>145072750
this

I fired like 2 rockets directly into a jets range, wasn't even affected. I know they hit, too.

>>145072517
It's not just the NPC fire on the missions, though that is insane aim botting by the NPCs. To verify what I am saying, just bump into something with the buzzard, the engine will make noises and start failing.

Before you could slam into something and do a fucking flip in the thing and it would make a little noise but keep on flying fine. Now it just fucking dies.

>>145072985
> nerf the buzzard
> buff the hydra

Rockstar is a fucking lunatic.

>>145072985
They also fucked with the buzzard's lock on, though that may have been a while ago, as I only started playing again last week. All I know is that I've locked on to a stationary police helicopter while stationary myself, and it went right around the fucker 3 times before hitting it

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>>145070549

i agree, we need more tacticool military shit so we can look badass

pic related, best flash game

>>145073059
Oh don't worry. they'll make it so the Kuruma can withstand explosions too.

This just in insurgent now takes twice as many explosives to kill.

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>>145073103
Seems fine to me

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I fucking hate how Rockstar Ruined the best car from GTAIII/LCS.

>>145073328
He swerved right into it maybe? All I know is that I was doing the Zancudo VIP mission, and police helicopters were not doing ANY evasive maneuvers, and shit missed all the time. shit was even missing police blockades

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>tfw didn't buy the t20
>knew rockstar would eventually release a faster car
>that faster car is now in the game files
>just have to wait for c* to release it
>now I will be the one who is very fast

>>145073534
>will buy this
>then will buy the fastest car after this
>i will forever fast
>until i get banned again fucking cockstar pls

>>145073534
You and literally everybody else will own that car. I'll at least be making it as tacky as possible. A Gay Batmobile, if you will.

>>145073692
I predict that the t20 shitters will be so mad when they release the prototipo they will whine and rockstar will never release a faster car after it

>>145073791
Why? The only reason anybody I know plays is to get the new fastest car. Nobody cares, nobody grinds. Everybody just gets free hackershekels.

>>145073358
t. gamefreak

>>145073791
A boy can only dream

>>145073870
I grind. I'm too afraid of getting banned to ask for hackershekels

>>145073964
>get 500 gorillion
>fill 4 garages with maxed out T20s
>get banned for 10 whole days
>worst case lose money and keep infinite T20shekels

Also, you probably wont be banned for receiving hacker monnes.

who here /neverfarmed/ in GTAO?
fuck grinding
hackerbux for days
$5.2Billion hackerbux and counting
only one ban ever

>>145073534
I didn't think they would make a car uglier than the zentorno, but those madmen did it. That is a fucking atrocious looking car.

>>145073791
How fast is before impossible?

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>no Yusuf Amir in the newest GTA Online DLC

so much wasted potential

>>145074335
>muh sandnigger
Can you just fuck off?

>>145074395
>not liking characters with character
(you)

>get some spaniard or other portuguese guy (arr rook same) to my company
>fucker is lagging like crazy
>teleporting all the way
>npc saying film that shit

if someone plans to go to space please look for my sides

>>145074395
t. netanyahu

So it's official.

Casco - the car for faggots
Mamba - the car for cuckolds
Dukes - the car for alphas

What was this 572MB update?

>>145075006
Bans

>>145074960
>he actually believes this

>>145074960
>no Cognoscenti

how was your day at the kindergarten?

>>145074960
t.redneck

>>145072909
>remove cars
>only travel by foot
>can only use a pistol or smg
>everyone plays as an npc
fun

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>tfw trying to do melee-only runs

>>145074303
At least it looks full on sci-fi instead of just looking kind of slopey and faggish like the t20

who coquette clasic here

>>145071713
It also "Fixed" when you disconnect during a sale, you automatically lose 3 crates.

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>>145075993
this thing is nice

>>145075993
green

>keep getting spam errors trying to reply to tugboat discussion

>>145074303
this is a better batmobile

>>145075993
blackfin

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>>145075993

One of my fave cars

Am I the only one who finds it literally impossible to hit anything with the buzzard's pilot machine gun thing?

>>145076490
It's mainly for fighting other helicopters which it's pretty good at. Shreds cop helicopters in less than a second. Jets can just tank it forever though, barely worth bothering

>>145069620
I managed to get the scarf to work with body armour, will try and post pics soon. Before the update I had an outfit with the ballistic helmet, balaclava, body armour, black scarf and a parachute. After the update I was able to equip it and then add the shemagh to it, changing the different parts of it to make it a different set. The only thing you can't change is the shirt, which if you change removes the body armour and scarf. So, you need a pre-existing set with a scarf attached and then to equip it, use the new scarf, then save it.

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only in burgerland

>>145076490
I miss the SA days where vehicle MG's had limited target tracking so you only had to point it close to them
>suddenly Annihilator is worth using
>Buzzard pilot can have fun with the miniguns

>tfw doing haulage with full team

i love roadtrips

>>145076681
whats that spicmpbile on the back?

>>145076758
>Annihilator
damn, I forgot this thing even exists
what a waste

>>145076885
coz we got a great big convoy

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Is this car worth buying?

>>145076998
haulin thru the night!

>>145076998
>the version of convoy in game is complete dogshit

what did they do to ruin the song so bad, why is it a fucking singsong with people that arent c.w. mccall

>>145076941
marshall

it's available in a variety of country liveries but it's returning player exclusive

>>145077135
The fuck are you on about, it is literally exactly this version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

>>145072316
>>145072446
>>145072750
>>145072956
>>145072985
>>145073059
>>145073103
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>145073534
This is the next shoot on sight car

is it true that you can store weaps now? HOW

>>145076490
i also find it difficult other than 3 or 4 bullets hitting where i want it to go, I can time missiles without lock to be accurate but cannot maintain accuracy

there is a buzzards TDM I used to play back in the day and nobody uses the guns, just a bunch of strafing and missiles

>>145077407
u buy an office and then also purchase the gun-stash thing. it cost like 1.2m or so

>>145077407
>spend 1m on office
>spend 600k on gun locker
>put guns in locker

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so do we have intel about the sneaky updates that came in after Finance and Felony release?

like the Buzzard nerf, and other shit

I can't find anything relevant on the internet

>>145077485
>it cost like 1.2m or so

ok, no weapon storage for me

>>145077540
Apparently they buffed associate pay

>>145077553
it's just as well, only works in freemode

rockstar went about implementing a basic feature in the most spectacularly awful way imaginable pretty much

>>145077540
>like the Buzzard nerf,
That was with the original F&F update, not the stealth one this morning.

>>145077318
>This is the next shoot on sight car
-$35,000
warning, this car was insured,,, something something bad sport

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Bestia is the best car.
It's cute

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>Rockstar wants people to buy sharkcards
>Anti cheat is horrible
What did they expect. Who runs this shitty company

>>145078124
>BESTia
>BEST car
Guys, I think I'm on to something

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>>145069094
sure

>>145077062
depends how much money you have in total

What triggers special items to be able to be bought?
Is it random?

>>145078124

Too bad your character isn't

LMAO

>>145078446

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WTF?

What is it.

>>145077163
returning how?

>>145078391
Yeah

>>145078516

you got banned

>>145078124
>sports car priced as super
eh

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>>145078124
>not euro bumper

>>145078124
nice pic i like the car and the starry night c:
and u r 2

>>145078264
How?

>>145078671
>we will never get roofless glendale

I like to walk around in passive mode and report crimes by dialing 911

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blogpost inc
>in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>need to get back to my office @ maze bank tower
>bored of driving my le epik supers and sports
>decide its time to have some fun
>commandeer a semi with a container behind it
>decide to drive over/through the mountains to get back to city center, going through the hills of LS
>bumpy but fun ride across the mountains in my new semi
>get to the winding LS hills roads
>havent encountered anyone yet
>suddenly a CEO and his crew in a turrent insurgent
>we meet at a tight spot
>I let them past and they dont shoot me
>continue on my path down the tight turns and finally make it to the main city
>make it to my office
>some kid decides to start shooting at me from his 9F
>he must think im doing some sort of cargo mission
>his aim is terrible and im so high up that I can just leisurely take shots at him
>eventually he dies
>driving down the road and see he's spawned near me
>decide to teach him a lesson
>run him over
>0-2
>he spawns near again
>0-3
>he comes at me again
>0-4
>by this point my semi no longer has a trailer or wheels
>call a super
>he's chasing another CEO now
>decide to chase him
>he uses explosives on my osiris
>1-4
>"fucking kid get rekt"
>$20000 down the drain kiddo
>he leaves the session

why cant you own a semi in this game
I just want my comfy semi

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>>145078973
>not going full NPC with your clothing and vehicles
Remove blips when?

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ARE YOU FUCKING INTIMIDATED YET?

>>145079596
those are some cute and comfy sleepers.

>>145078973
>call 911
>police take at least two minutes to arrive, often get lost on the way
>fire weapons or commit crime
>officers are around the corner, satellite uplink engaged for unerring guidance

>>145079548
>not being able to make a Duel sequence in Freemode with our own semi

fuck

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>>145078880
feltzer classic would be more fitting

>get into hot tub to relax with bro
>le everyone left meme

rip ;_;

>>145079971

Did you fart in the tub?

>Summers here

Does that mean we're gonna see an huge influx of shitters on GTAO, or is that only on consoles?

>>145079706
Is that how you are supposed to do it?

>Made 30m during the last dupe glitch
>pussied out of fear of getting banned
>buy all the new stuff in the DLC
>2m remaining, and the new CEO is a fucking chore

Why i'm such a faggot.
I could've made 100m easily.

FUCK

>>145080024
no lol

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>>145079548
turrent, noun
A common misspelling of the word "turret," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.

Blocking ports according to https://www.reddit.com/r/GrandTheftAutoV/comments/4n1ans/psa_if_you_block_one_port_from_gta_online_pc_you/
or https://imgur.com/a/3ju3z
Doesn't seem to work for me. How the fuck does that make sense? Did they patch which ports it uses or something?

>>145080071
Shotguns seem to work better as the game treats each pellet like it was a regular pistol shot when calculating the "scariness" effect.

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>>145079971
i hope you sold all your cargo and made some serious dosh after that kiddo

>>145078880
>How?
how what
the outfit?
you get good

>8 millions and 700k until finally i can get muh aquarius with all the stuff just to never use it

how many pacistans it will be?

>>145080220
I'm sorry for typing faster than I normally do and not checking every word with a red line under it because I'm not running an english language pack.

I'm sure you've never made a mistake when typing on the internet.

>>145080241

>download a network traffick controller like netlimiter
>limit the GTAV process to 100b/s for a couple of seconds and then reset it to default
>enjoy no jetshiters

SMILING FACES SOMETIMES PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND

>>145080241
it did exactly that a few hours ago and it worked like a charm. i made both an inbound and an outbound rule.

how much can you earn hauling that cargo on your own after dropping sessions and so on? Not sure if it is worth the effort to set everything up

>>145080634
There's no N in that word, nor are there any used letters on the keyboard near N. Try harder next time.

>captcha is tea

I knew you were a Britcuck!

>>145080634
> I'm not running an english language
>>145081385
> I knew you were a Britcuck!

is this guy for real?

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>when your team isn't fucking around

>>145081531
>implying English is the national language of Britain
Absolutely_haram.jpg

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>>145081593
o shit waddup

>>145081719
>Mission failed: Objective destroyed

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>>145081719
>heist setup

>>145081773
>tumbnail

bravo hiroshima

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>>145081593

what the fuck? why cant i find any of the new shit on online?

Dynasty8 has no listing for CEO buildings, i can't buy new cars etc. etc.

>>145081827
>black kurumas with the IGN logo on them

every time

>>145081845
Some users are blacklisted from the new content either because they used a menu or they were given hackerbux.

>>145081845
buy that megauberwhalelodon card goyim

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>>145081892

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>2,3 million dollar sale
>my office when

>>145081906
huh,no shit

i just came back to online, someone was using my account, all my outfits had german names and shit. any way to fix it?

>>145081845
You have to use Dynasty8 Executive

It's either an advert on the front page of the web-browser or you can select dynasty8 and then click the big executive bar instead of property listings.

>>145082046
No, you're permanently blacklisted, and have to play the old update.

>>145080241
Disable network adapter in control panel for 4-5sec then reenable

in a few moments you should see everyone leaving,
if you get an error, you didn't reenable fast enough,
if it resyncs, give it like 30 secs before trying again, usually it will still work.

>>145082137
citation so i know you aren't bullshitting

>>145070330
Why do so many people get that warehouse and use fucking train tracks as a helipad?

>>145082005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzTl_UAErNg

>>145082295
I am bullshitting, you retard.

>>145082383
ok, thanks for your time :D

tfw no NASCAR ring in online
tfw stock cars only avaiable for 360/ps3>new gen players
tfw no 40man NASCAR racing

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>>145081984

like fucking clockwork

>>145082427
Just passing time while randos fill my warehouses for free.

>>145082364
gopnik update when

>>145082506
i restarted the game, got the update

why the fuck could i play before?

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>>145081984
>>145081892
>>145081827
>>145081593

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Smash that join buttan

>>145082961

I'll join SC: hairlesseagle

>>145082849
desu chinks prefer either green or white shitterumas

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>playing through single player
>Trevor refuses to wear clothes

>tfw gtag sessions are always filled with more CEOs than associates so I have to do one crate at a time

>>145083241
Honestly, that is kinda in character for him.

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>>145083241
>get all three of them nice clothes
>switch back and forth
>either just undies or some ugly sweatpants or some other atrocious shit

any trainer out for the current patch yet?

I don't wanna use it myself, I just want dolla dolla bills, yall.

>>145083663
sigh...

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>>145074960
>Dukes - the car for alphas
im am alpha?

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>>145073108
>Putting the scope on the detachable sight

>>145083663
DL'd one yesterday, got banned

I hope I get to keep my shit desu

If they rollback my account too far I might just stop playing, online was getting boring for me anyway

>>145082961

>ezek

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>never find a game with more than 5-6 people 9 out of 10 times
>join pc gtag crew
>suddenly every game is 25+ people
>running corp jobs with crew members all day
feels good

so, how do i make
>le everyone left

>>145083836
>Implying all carryhandles are detachable.

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>>145084030

>>145080661

>>145084030
get torrents to eat up your bandwidth

>>145080661
>>145082142
These methods would allow people to join you afterwards though, which makes you need to redo it again.
>>145081054
I only did an inbound rule, now with an outbound rule it works. Thanks senpai.

add oxolor to pc gtag crew please

>>145084342
Is this memeposting? That kid's a shitter.

>>145084320

It works for a couple of hours generally, and it takes you like 10 seconds to do it.

>>145084591
Yes, which is more annoying than not having to do shit for all time.

>>145082803
it happened to me as well
the game works just fine if you unpatch, that's how people used to get cop outfits or cars off sale the slightly harder way

>>145084483
no i'm serious, that earlier was just memeing

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>when the randos you join for a heist know what they're doing

>fill a large warehouse
>sell the smallest amount of crates and refill
>rinse and repeat step 2

Currently the best method of moneymaking

>click join crew members
>session only has one /gtag/ out of 26 players
Are guys all just playing by yourselves or what?

>>145083984
You sir have fine taste in furfaggotry.

>>145084591
It's completely dependent on the connection between you and potentional people wanting to join, which is pretty much random. And it can happen at the worst of times.
I prefer a secure method.

>>145084858
Makes sense. It would take a lot less time to fill that up again, and you'd still profit from having a better position, and losing a small amount of money per crate is probably worth it.

>>145083984
HNG

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I thought about making a cute girl like everyone else, but then thought, no. That's generic and boring.

Say hello to this iron maiden. Fuck me the wrinkles look worse in this than they do in-game though

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>>145084930
>>145085259
I know :^)

whats the max amount for selling a full medium warehouse?

You get double the money for buying the 20 shekel Shark this weekend. They're really going all out

[Spoiler]It's not worth it, r-right?[/Spoiler]

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>>145085342
That's how it's supposed to be done. People complain that it's so hard to make attractive females, but they don't realize the creator was designed to make ugly females.

>>145085467
>fucking up spoiler tags
It's never worth it.

There's no need to pay money to experience content.

>>145085403

735000 + (735000*.2)

so, am I the only person that gets rewarded when I sell my stock from my warehouse?
Can I not offer like, 25% to a worker or something, or do I need like 8 people to sell my whole stock in 1 go?

>>145085467
>unironically buying jewcards

Wait, people like this exist?

>>145085770
>unironically buying jewcards
>implying people ironically buy jewcards
That's even stupider mate.

>>145083984
sauce on pic

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where do i find competent people to do heists with?

>>145085467
>he doesnt have $60mil from hackers which hasnt been reposssed by Jew* and hasnt gotten him banned
shiggy diggy gdoo

>playan contract mission in solo
>1 second loading times
Its like heavens

>>145085869
die young fan animation, on youtube and HQ on vimeo, not gonna link it cause dun wan to be binned

>>145085689
Your Asshats get rewarded with the paltry wage. You can help them more by throwing them a VIP mission here or there.

But yeah, all profit is on CEO side. Risk and reward

>>145085869
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Blue+dancing+singing+wolf+animated

>>145085548
+???

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>>145085973
thanks

>>145085857

Well if you were filthy rich IRL i don't see what's wrong with spending money ironically.

>Can't automatically land on office with a Hydra
Why?

>>145086212
Because you're gay

>>145086202
I'd say there's even less of a problem with spending it unironically then though.

>>145086202
Well if you were filthy rich IRL i don't see what's wrong with spending money unironically.

>>145086212
You can, just rebind the Hydra's change mode button. They both use the same button.

Or just git gud and land manually

>Try making a Delboy outfit
>can;t get the right trenchcoat
fuck me, I'll just dress like Rodney instead.

>>145086029

Base 735000 + 3% for every other CEO in session and 1% for every non-CEO who is not your associate up to a maximum of 20% extra.

So, 735000 + (735000*X) where X is the percent bonus.

>>145086427
>Del boy
>trenchcoat

did you ever watch the show?
he wears a fucking fur coat

>>145083836
It's valid. The way that's set up you can use iron sights as backup for closer shots the scope probably isn't zero'd for.

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>>145086695
>implying i want to be peasant delboy

[sp]also >implying there are any furcoats that even match his most famous one, all the ones in game are macklemore jackets, not delboy[/sp]

>>145086330
>You can, just rebind the Hydra's change mode button. They both use the same button.
That doesn't work mate. Rebound it, and E doesn't do shit now.

>>Or just git gud and land manually
Well sure, but it's easier and generally faster to use the automatic mode because it just spawns you at a good angle to land instead of needing to slow down and shit.

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>>145085494

>>145086701
It's an Acog sight

You don't use Acogs to get a zoom

>>145086863
>[sp]
What is this fucking garbage I'm looking at, do they teach you that on reddit?

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>>145084108
mosty carryhandles for standard NATO guns are detachable
>>145086701
They put the ironsights ontop of scopes or at an angle along the gun now

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>"When you are finished, I am going to give you some more."

>>145087192
What, how did you change her?

>>145086863
>reddit

also
>not wanting to be poor del boy

p.s. its Del Boy

not delboy
you fucking degenerate

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>>145087037
>telescopic sight
>1.5x to 6x magnification

Get your head out of your ass.

>>145087037
That's exactly what you use it for.

>>145087265
it's part of the interior style all old spice have the same style with each other; Executive have the same style with each other; and Power broke have the same style with each other

>>145087140
i'm used to shitposting on facepunch.

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>Playing Online
>Faggot housemate walks in
>Looks at game
>"BUHHH SINGLE PLAYER DLC WHEN"

>>145088671
>faggot housemate
>not sucking him off until his filthy load explodes all over your face so he stops complaining about the game

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>>145088671
>Game has been out for almost 3 years
>still not one single single-player DLC
>meanwhile cock* continues to shit out online "free" dlc

I mean it's a valid argument

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why did I buy a xbone?

If I buy it for PC it will literally be my 3rd time buying the same fucking game.

Does it do 60fps on gtx970?

>>145088972
easily

Is it gay if I listen to taylor swift while playing this game?

>buy bulletproof tire upgrade for truck in warehouse
>infinitely spams "insufficient funds" despite it going through
>can't escape menu
>social club is no help either

it was like my enter key was being pressed billions of times a second, my ears are still fucking numb from this shit

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>>145088972
>he bought an xbone

>>145089024
only if you let me suck you off

>>145088903
Why;d you have to make it weird?

>>145073872
who

>>145083794
Yeah. Is that a matte color?

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How do I actually fucking invite someone to be my 'associate'?

>>145089086
>le funny gay meme :^)

>>145089086
i'm waiting for this 570MB update to finish

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>its a "take out the valkyrie" cargo

>>145089375
M>SecuroServ>Hire Associate

>>145089659
>Lock on
>Right before I fire it loses lockon

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>wreck the guy
>he resigns as a CEO and goes into passive
>activates shit talk mode
>"well, leave passive if you're so tough"
>no, I got tired of owning you
mfw

>>145089768
I don't have it there, just 'No Invites' and I am an active CEO

I didn't know the Rumpo Custom had bulletproof glass. Neato.

>buy 3 crates of electronics
>some spics are running with my TVs

wasted opportunity

>>145089840
A classic story that never happened

>>145089857
Not your phone, anon. The "M" menu. As in, pressing the M key to bring up the player menu, and then going to Securoserv, and hiring an associate.

You'd be amazed how common it is to miss obvious things. I've been asked this question about how to hire tons of times.