/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>144993690
WHERE IS THIS

So now that we can finally store weapons, what do you guys carry with you?

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>>144993654

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>>144993654
>tfw you accidentally ruin someone's shortcut

>>144993654
I need to start capturing as I play, the in-built capture system is horrid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD0cMRDLr9k

Am I a good jetfag yet?

>>144993863
It is the single player house of that rich dude whose wife Trevor steals

>>144993863
Madrazo's house.

>>144993902
>hatchet
>machete
>AP pistol
>heavy revolver
>compact rifle
>advanced rifle
>pump shotgun
>assault shotgun
>double barrel shotgun
>combat MG
>RPG
>[/spoiler]homing launcher[/spoiler]
>minigun
>sticky bombs
>prox mines
>molotovs
it's so much less of a hassle having mostly 2-3 things for each category, but $500k for the privilege was expected from rock*

>>144993863
>There are people who got this game only for the online.

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>>144994081
>>144993654

I just use Shadowplay. I don't have to remember to hit record because I just use the last 5 minutes feature whenever I see something I like.

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>Box magazines for non belt fed guns

>>144994317
>2016
>hasnt updated to share yet
nigga, the ingame ui is pretty cool

>>144994687
They exist IRL as well. Belt fed is usually cloth bagged.

>>144993902
I'm a LSPD tint fag so I have a lot I'm carrying for that
>Pistol, Combat Pistol, AP Pistol, Marksman Pistol
Pistol and Combat will be stored after tint. Marksman for mission grinding in babbyaim
>Micro SMG, SMG, Assault SMG, MG and Combat MG
All SMGs and regular MG will be stored after tint
>Special Carbine with drum mag
Got tint on all rifles
>regular and Heavy sniper
Regular stored after tint
>knife and flashlight
Water weapon and non threatening light source
>pump shotgun and sawn off shotgun
Both stored after tint and Assault gets withdrawn
>Grenade, Rocket, Minigun, Homing
More than likely store everything but homing after tint. I try not to use explosives when not needed
>Stickies and mines

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>Dinka blista, compact is a hatchback
>dinka blsta compact, is a sports car

>>144994720
updated to what? is it getting than obs

>>144994720
Everyone still calls it shadowplay, I'm sure he's updated to Nvidia Share™.

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I fixed the map

>>144994956
If I want SA's map, I'll go play SA. You could have at least made all new areas.

>>144994687
>expecting britcucks to know how guns work

>>144994903
Because it's just a reused Futo, too much work to change class

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>>144994956
>not using superior fixed map

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>rockstar makes the shitty securo-serv clothes available for sale
>rockstar adds a shitty "militia" uniform for sale
>rockstar still wont sell the merc gear you can get in corporations temporarily
fucking why I just wanna look like a sellsword

>>144995232
Needs more little villages/towns

Also maybe more forest

>>144993902
The same single weapon of each type I had before the update. There was ZERO point to owning weapons you never used. And there's zero point to buying the locker. Other than that same prestige meme people care so much about.

So when is that 2.7 million dollar car come out

>>144995232
i hope you enjoy those missions where you have 10 minutes to take a semi from the LS Airport to that northeast most town

Yo are the servers down for anyone else? This is some hot garbage

>>144995746
The three cars will prolly be drip fed over this months starting next week, the most expensive one being last i bet

>>144995232
>>144994956
Looking at these maps really pisses me off when I think about how much empty bullshit is in the map. All that talk of "3xs bigger than Liberty City!!XD" and then 3/4ths of the map is fucking wilderness.

They could have at least added one more large fucking city, it's fucking ridiculous that the second and third biggest settlements are a trailerpark and a 3-block beach community ffs

>>144995232
Rockstar could make a map like this coincide with a shitty barebones Single Player DLC and make absolutely crazy money. Force Online users to need it for their MP and you have more profit than you can count.

Just reused assets and a few cheap voiceover fees.

>>144995928
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

I absolutely will.

>>144996318
Oh, they're also public lobby only missions, and can only trigger with 60 people in each city

>>144996165
I'd pay a shitload of money for that map in MP, like $30.

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Who /dormant/ here?

>invite three randos
>buy 3 x Crates
>they do it like the ants they are
>sit in office waiting for them to finish
>as soon as they do, buy another three crates for my other large warehouse
>the work is ongoing and only ends when they leave the organisation

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>new activities can only be done in public sessions
>GTAG now has to contend with randoms to make decent money in freeroam
>comfy sessions will have to be earned like they were in the good old days
>crew-only hugbox sessions will start to decline because of no CEO missions
>mfw this update actually made GTAG great again

>>144996497
Does anyone actually pay their employees when CEO? I don't, just sell it off then leave the lobby.

who here /banned/

R* caught me giving myself hackerbux

fuck the police

>>144996497
>>144996859
nobody is going to be your associates after a while. Once the general public realizes that they can make the same amount of money in one heist mission as they spend working 2 hours for a CEO, they'll stop.

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How shit do you need to be to get butthurt enough to vote kick someone thats not even good at pvp?

You pretty much need a full lobby under your employment to do CEO shit without cheating (pulling ethernet/closing ports)
This is retarded.
A bonus for a fuller lobby is good, but forcing public lobbies ruins the entire patch for me.

How the hell am I supposed to defend shit from infinite respawning people with 60+ explosives on them that get some free shots in every time they respawn? That's not even factoring in the one guy in a hydra who, even if you kill, will more than likely get a single rocket off which is enough to fail the mission.

Attacks have such an absurd advantage that it's laughable.

I managed to get a few crates because people were attacking a CEO who was trying to buy multiple and I was doing one at a time, but that hardly counts.

Update would be perfect if:
>More NPC resistance to operations
>CEO could give Associates a share of the final sale
>Worked in Crew/Friend/Solo lobbies
>Keep the high risk bonus

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bls

>>144997010
There's still advantages to CEO work

I can't dick around whilst on a heist

is getting the XLS armored worth it since i already have the schafter V12 armored anyway

>>144997191
did you fug bl8 yet

>>144997248
I've thinking about that too

I might sell my armored shafter since I have an unarmored one and replace it with that XLS

>>144996927
>invincible script kiddies suffer no consequences
>trying to circumvent microtransactions gets you banned

at fucking least they don't ban recipients... anymore

>>144997227
I would hardly consider 20k an hour for the first 10 crates and then 50k an hour after that to be a decent way to spend time. I don't even fucking notice that. That 10k should come every 15 minutes. The payouts are fucking pathetic, jewstar never ceases to amaze me.

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>>144995992
Le epic mountain face :^)

They could've at least put some forests their instead so we could get some bigfoot memes or something

Instead they put boring hills that literally only exist to fly over

>>144995739
Sorry, not all of us are poorfags

>>144997010
>implying the wageslaves will ever stop working for scraps while the fat cats keep taking it in
Welcome to the real world.

>>144997093
I got voted on by a lv400 for starting next to the objective on a contract mission...
When i told him hes retarded he started a rant about how legit his lv400 is.

>>144993902
>Pistol (For quick suicide animation)
>AP Pistol
>SMG
>Grenades
>Knife

>>144997570

yea it sucks I guess

Rockstar have their entire system geared up to force you into microtransactions and it's actually incredible. The fastest way to make legit money is taking a 55% cut take of pacific standard. You can spend ages doing this because unless you have 3 competent maties to help you, you're going to be matched with pubbies who die then leave.

R* are definitely counting on you raging at the grind then just caving to buy their shark cards

but whatever, it's just video games. I've got exams coming up anyway so being banned is one less distraction I guess

>>144997834
Even the fatcats aren't making decent money in this update. The payouts are fucking ass regardless. People don't factor in the initial crate purchases when calculating how much money they make per hour. They also don't factor in how much money they wasted to start the business in the first place. You'll be playing for 2-3 weeks of boring gameplay before you even break even, and at that point you're still not making as much money as heists.

This entire update is predicated around people being retarded.

If you run a heist from a stilt apartment I hate you and your butt is fart.

>>144993902
All of them

>>144998184
What, you don't like running a block to get to your vehicle?

>tfw every update that passes make it more and more clear how early 2013 glitching billions and buying everything was so important

>>144998210
>Carrying a micro-smg
For what purpose?

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>start a heist
>drive for 5 minutes
>someone leaves

>start a heist
>drive for 5 minutes
>someone dies

>start a heist
>drive for 5 minutes
>someone disconnects

>start a heist
>drive for 5 minutes
>someone destroys the objective


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>144998184
>no parking
>NPC crashes into your car

Man, forcing the "everybody left" shit is surprisingly easy. Just disable your ethernet adapter for 11 seconds, at least for me.

>>144998448
Sometimes you don't want to blow up the car you're shooting at. Say you're playing a mission that requires taking a destructible objective like a briefcase or drugs. You're shooting your AP pistol at the thugs who are hiding behind cars. A car blows up, starts a chain reaction, destroys the objective.

OR you can use a micro smg, which takes several lightyears to destroy a car.

sent another request to join the PC crew, was in it for a while but was removed for inactivity

>>144998448
Proper gangland drive by shootings.

>>144998608
Why would I be using either of those against people who are hiding behind vehicles? You're a kuruma shitter, aren't you?

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>solo piracy prevention out of boredom again
>one guy decided gets a jet afterwards and gets off the radar on the other end of the map
>get the jet and follow the trail
>ghost organisation.exe
>his invisibility fades off on his yacht as he activates his piracy prevention
>I'm already parachuting down, start capturing before invisibility fades off
>"mission impossible" playing in the background
>he pokes his head to check what is going on, gets immediately shrekt
>yacht is captured before he gets a chance to respawn
>his piracy prevention was over within seconds after start
>fly off into the sunset
>he continues chasing me around the map
>gets farmed
today was a good day

>>144998720
don't accept this cunt, he is a filthy crewkilling 14 year old

>>144996859
You can pay your associates?

>>144998759
I don't own one actually.

I rarely leave my car and it doesn't matter what I'm driving. I'll take a fucking convertible into a gang hideout and headshot everyone I don't give a fuck.

>>144998725
Not really, the machine pistol has taken that spot now. The micro-smg has absolutely nothing going for it.

>>144998720
Do not accept this guy

he's the type that rifles you as you pull up to them and honk your horn

>>144998875
>machine pistol

speaking of which, wear does this sit on the one-hand hierarchy? How does it compare to the AP pistol, heavy pistol, SNS pistol, etc.?

>>144998875
>Not wanting an Uzi when you light up some Ballas
Man it's like this general is full of bustas.

I lost 120K earlier because I crashed into some metal tower thing in Sandy Shores whilst on a plane delivery as it hadn't rendered until after I hit it.

>>144998875
>he doesnt roleplay as a Mossad agent

look at this goy

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>Series A finale
>Shit bugs out, no UI, no VO from Trevor
>Host apparently stuck in apartment
>Arrive at warehouse
>Trevor bugged
>We try to suicide to force a restart
>Just results in players being stucked on the wasted screen

Bravo Rockstar.

>Verifying game ownership is taking longer than usual. Please wait...

Help

>>144999223
oy vey goyim buy shark cards shoah remember the 6 gorillion goy its a holocaust in your wallet buy sheckles friendo ;)

Do the Company buildings have garages?

>>144998720
Gotcha
>>144998824
>>144998973
If he does that, he'll be dealt with
Take pics of him doing that, if you want to make sure that he's gone

>>144999223
Wow bro! Better cover those losses with a Rockstar Games, Inc. Megalodon™ Shark Card®!

>>144999590
no

>>144998470
They only way to do heist is to get 3 other friends.

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>anyone else musketbro here?

>>144993902
Pistol for suicides.
Combat Pistol because I like how it looks.
Marksman Pistol because it's fucking strong against people.
Heavy Revolver because it's fucking strong against vehicles, and it has that animation as an CEO.
AP Pistol for driveby's.
Flare Gun because it's fun.
Machine Pistol because it's about as good as the AP Pistol, and I can't decide.
Combat MG to shoot a lot.
Carbine Rifle to shoot.
Compact Rifle for shooting on bikes.
Heavy Sniper to shoot things that are far away.
Minigun just because.
Fireworks Launcher because it's special and you can't hide it.
Homing Launcher because it's fucking useful.
Grenades and Sticky Bombs for blowing shit up.
Proximity Mines and Tear Gas for area denial.
I still need to buy a melee weapon though, and I don't know which one.

>>144999832
machete for tutsi cleansing

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>>144999646

>5 full garages
>can't pick something to get rid of
>all these new cars

>>144999832
hatchet, baseball bat or machete master race

>>144999590
>>144999646
What are the odds they add an option to upgrade your office with different size garages? I'm sure it would be $1M for a two car garage, plus an extra ~$1M for each step up from that.

>>144999832
>you can't hide it.
Except you can

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>>145000091
>five full garages
>new cars
>only have 46 slots because of Paci Stan

>>145000043
>>145000096
>machete
I was leaning towards that one.
>>145000251
Doesn't show up for me mate.

>>145000320
>Being this bad

>Tornado Custom
>Custom Tornado

>>144998156
Use an lfh website, most people are well above the average pubbie skill level.

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>>144995232
Hey lad we need to go further 1/4

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>>144995232
>>145001037
2/4

>>144999832
Also, what are the best shotguns? I never really used them, but it's a separate slot, so why the fuck not?

>>145001275

I use auto shotgun because it's retard-proof

Only on PvE though, because usually players don't get close enough

>>145001275
I carry:
Assault shotgun
Sawed off shotgun

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>>144995232
>>145001240
3/4

>>145001275
assault shotgun destroys everything up to medium range

otherwise pump shotgun with silencer if you want to be anton chigurh

>>145001449
Holy fucking shit, what is that second island pretending to be? Liberty city?

>>145001275
assault for easy kills
pump for first person awesomeness

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>>144995232
>>145001449
4/4

Am I the only one that wants R* to take another crack at GTA IVs liberty city? I loved it, but it was just so dead

>All these casuals with the assault shotgun
I'm disgusted by every single one of you

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>>145001449
>>145001686
>those miles and miles long beaches at Vice City
post more faggot

>>145001416
>>145001418
>>145001465
>>145001684
Assault shotgun it is. Thanks senpai.
>>145001791
Trying to play fair in a game like this seems fucking stupid.

>>145001791
literally the only one worth using

>>145001275

Double Barrel can make npcs do a nice flip if you get them right.

Haven't used it on other players since I'm more of an AR guy but it should be the same.

>>145001686
>>145001449
>>145001240
>>145001037
>>144995232
>>144994956
I have never seen a good fan map

>>145001738
compared to today sure, but most reviews at the time stated "liberty city teems with life in a way no previous game has achieved"

Liberty city, or san fiero would be nice, vice city is probably a little too similar to los santos.

Are the holiday vehicles available year round now?

>>145002037
Must suck being blind.

>>145001791
I will never understand the bushido codex mentality of going against efficiency within a game's boundaries.

>>145002015
everyone is an AR guy.

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*Pulls the trigger several times*

>>145001686
Goddamn, i'm such a sucker for big maps. This makes me rock hard.

>>144997093
I start votekicks on everybody who's acting a fool, and half the time it actually works to shut them up or shut them down.

>>145002045
even in 2008 there was nothing to do

>>145002101
Must suck being wrong.

>>145001791
This.

Pump Shotgun and Double Barrel are the only shotguns I carry.
We Doom 2 now.

>>145000320
>not using the storage trick to squeeze 10 cars into a 6-car garage
bruh

>>145002037

Realistic ones are rare as fuck.

GTAV already took ages to make since the map is so heavily detailed. These fan maps with like 8 towns as big as LS are just absurd.

Many parts of /v/ and it's sister boards seem to think developers have infinite time and money available to them, and that anything not in the game was removed just to be malicious.

>>145002209
Wouldn't know. Does it suck?

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Do I have to set my main crew to gtag for you guys to like me?

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>>145002316
>Someone else has realistic expectations

>>145002336
You're delusional as well? I feel very bad for you, poor misguided anon

>>145002316
>seem to think developers have infinite time and money available to them
You say that like rockstar doesn't

>>145002356
You can do that, but I won't like you.

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>>145002475

>>145002316
>GTA V is Load screen city
>I know, lets add even MORE land!

>>144997670
Says the person morning about a locker to clear their wheel up.

Were you that lacking in thought, creativity, or self respect that you HAD to own every gun R* released instead of keeping a streamlined, clean selection years before this jewery came about?

>>145002152
That bridge would take forever to cross

>>145002618
>$1,000,000,000 in a week

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Literal perfection

>>145002852
minus development costs and marketing costs

>>145002475
Rockstar doesn't have limitless resources. Literally no company does.

And I don't feel like waiting an entire decade in between GTA games.

>>145003096
>literal perfection
>implying shoreside vale isn't shit

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>>145003096
I miss gta3

>>145002804
>Crossing the bridge
>Jetshitter blows you up
>Respawn on the bridge
>Steal an NPC vehicle
>9k bounty and 2 star wanted level because it turns out it's a Simeon vehicle
>Suddenly you're being blown up by 5 jetshitters

>>145003526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqpTq9_rf_Q

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I hope GTA 6 has has closed bridges or something that stops the player going to other islands/cities/areas until you unlock it so you can properly explore and become accustomed to the island first like GTA 4 and SA had

I think being able to go anywhere on the map at the start of the game kinda spoils the discovery aspect of it all

>>145004017
And VC and III

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that's all
now which one was the shittiest

>Nice update

Brickade and tugboat have no interiors right?
Also
Are you really having fun or it's just routine at this point?

>>145004435
>Stockton

>tfw fun at airport in gta iv
>there was almost nothing to do in here yet somehow it attracted most of the every lobby

Man, I loved GTA III, but the controls are just so shitty, and it takes 3 crashes for your car to catch fire

>>145003304
>ship the map with a single city for sp
>add a citybuilding system similar to cities skylines
>crews buy land and shape the map

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This was pretty great

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>>145001449
>>145001686
>Those forest areas
if only

>>145001939
pic related

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I love how people in lobbies just agree to not fuck with each other automatically and do their own thing, everyone is just tired and wants to grind

>>145004695
GTA V cars are a TAD indestructable, supplemented with wheel pitting, but that doesn't happen online.

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>There are actually people in this thread right now that think these cars are bad

lmao, how shit can you be?

>>145004826
and then the jetshitter comes to fuck everyone's day

>>145004435
All that fucking empty land

>>145004826
it's not worth killing anyone financially

>>145004481
>FMJ and Reaper dont even have the option to see the engine bay
I havent tried the Bestia or XLS

>>145004826
It's not even worth it. Maybe if the payout was decent for fucking with somebody, but it's not.

>>145004692
ramping in sports cars, and shitting in annihilators

>Nobody knew about the annihilator just outside the airport

>>145004874
don't you have some tranny to defend?

>>145004874
>Confusing bad with boring

>>145004874
>a.kuruma

>>145004874
The Reaper maybe, but only if you consider anything that's not the best "bad".

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dunno if this has been posted yet but i found where the part of the finance & felonies trailer where they snipe the guy in the astronaut costume was from
it's one of the special cargo things

>>145005135
neo gtag likes the armored kuruma

>Managed to enter a lobby with a chunk of /gtag/
nice

>>145004874
>owning any of those
How shit can you be? Oh right, very.

>>144999485
go back to tf2g bagboy

>>145004937
bestia is useless, that fucking prototipo though, shitty sound but it's fast as fuck, active spoiler while turning and braking too.
I feel like the reaper and the fmj will get a benny update.
Did they fuck around with the car physics ? I don't remember cars being so "soapy" especially the 77

>>145005278
All /gtag/ is encouraged to blow up armored bitchmobiles.
I'm not gonna kick you from the crew for blowing up an armored joke, just because crew was in it.

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>>145004481
>Brickade and tugboat have no interiors right?
Brickade doesn't, which kind of sucks.

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worth it?

>>145005646
If you wanna go fast in a straight line and never turn, yes

>>145005216
Yeah I had to assasinate some bodybuilder at the hotel just next to the playboy mansion

>full M warehouse sale in solo public lobby
>it's a titan delivery
>valkyrie spawns at one of the points
>land the plane and shoot it down
>buzzard spawns at another one
>nowhere to land so i ram the buzzard
>buzzard explodes and the titan is on fire
>land the titan without exploding it
>hurr durr you lost all your cargo

Fuck this garbage. I can't trust randoms and none of my """friends""" want to be a wage slave associate.

>>145005646
No

>>145005646
only if you want to try and look like a cool akira dude
otherwise it's not that good

I'm fucking stuck on the couch and can only change poses, can't get up. Fuck.

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>>145005278
How long was I gone?

>>145005776
>not landing the titan on top of maze bank tower then triple unscope dropshotting the buzzard
noob spotted

>>145005859
Then turn on gta you fat fuck

Why won't this dang game let me use custom plates

>can't walk in the office because it's littered with meds, drugs, fake money, tv's and tusks

thanks cuckstar

>>145006046
Can't, TV's stuck.

>>145005624
and the rear bike loader doesn't work, nice. So it's a big box that you can't garage and the tugboat is a slow piece of fuck with no use right?

>>145006087
How do I undo this shit

>>145006087
I hate that. Isn't the office supposed to be some kind of a front? Any cop helicopter flying past the window would be able to spot the piles of narcotics, illegal firearms and animal contraband, seems like a stupidly risky thing to do.

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>>145006387
>He cant afford the ice interior with blinds

>>145006387
GTA cops stop looking for you when you turn a corner and no one has seen you in a literal minute.

They aren't that smart. Or motivated.

>>145006564
Ice interior is ugly as fuck, I got the wooden one that's all carpeted and shit, max comfy

>>145006717
this isnt madmen
ice is literally the only choice
it's clean, professional

>>145006387
Your assistant hands out more than snacks to any law enforcement that come knocking

>>145006564
>wanting blinds

>>145006939
>not executive

kill yourself

>>145007194
She also hands out bribes?

>>145007265
Of the sexual nature, yes.

>>145007359
She's fired

Currently if you have all the features, a single player character employs
>5 mechanics
>5 maids
>a captain
>a bartender
>a nebulous smattering of sneaky yacht staff (hinted at by bartender)
>a receptionist

Am I forgetting anyone?

>>145007578
I thought there was just one mechanic and he drove out to all your different garages?

>>145007797
well if that's so he takes five times the fucking wage for that bullshit.

>>145007578
What maids

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How can I make myself more colombian drug lord

One thing I don't get. It says I get bonus money for a crate, but I never see a penny of it?

>>145007881
your apartments can get fucked up during parties and will get cleaned. I kind of assume you have cleaning staff under your utility costs each day.

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>finally got special item mission

30k well spent

>>145008012
get armhair at a stylist

>>145008159
I got Bigfoot's skin. Pretty neato.

>>145008012
Drive a white lamborghini, like a Monroe or Infernus

>>145008159
>>145008354
I got a big ass diamond

>>145008159
>>145008354
>>145008464

what do they do

so is medium warehouse worth it over two small ones?

if i can get 240 from a small is the maximum pay from a medium WH only around 500? or does the extra amount of crates at once raise the prices?

what is everyone doing? Ive filled up and sold two full small warehouses and im close to doing it again

240k isnt actually that much considering...

>>145008564
MONAY

>>145008159
I got a fucking egg

>>145008564
You buy them for more and you sell them for more. You can't sell them together with your other special cargo, you have to sell them separately.
Also, it's fucking stupid that one's called special cargo and the other special items.

>>145008623
5/10 airshot

>>145008564
they worth a lot, for example that pocket watch is worth 150k and I have bought that for 30k

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>>145008734
How about dealing with both an Insurgent and Kuruma in the span of a few seconds?
>they left after this happened

>>145008757
how do you buy them?

>>145008596
i've one medium and one small
>filling medium one to maximum and selling 8 crates to maintain the value
>filling small one to maximum and selling everything

pretty steady and reliable income

>>145008675
grats anon c:

>>145008894
i would have ragged on you cuz using the minigun to kill players in cars is pretty easy but i don't have anywhere near the level of coordination to do all of that within 10 seconds or so

>>145008929
RNG, from time to time your assistant will call you that there's special deal to make

it's first option at the menu where you buy crates, so be careful when doing that

>>145008734
https://youtu.be/Ak_Cy8ireK0

>>145009047
In cars yes, but it's practically a requirement for the insurgent's high windows.

>>145009047
>>145008894
also it's a real shame that insurance is back, looks like cheaters aren't back though so maybe we're finally free?
>>145008929
your assistant calls you up when you get one available, i was working with one of my m8s to fill up his warehouse then my assistant called me up to tell me that i had a special offer.

>>145008894
holy fck u r ruthless

How do you sell your cargo? I go to the warehouse and click sell, it exits the laptop, and then nothing?

>>145009210
>looks like cheaters aren't back though so maybe we're finally free?
Haha, shit will probably be updated before the weekend's over.

>>145008970
>>filling medium one to maximum and selling 8 crates to maintain the value
explain

>>145009210
>>145009125
thanks lads

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>>145008734
Or this sick flip/sticky combo
>>145009047
I actually missed half my minicuck shots lel
>tfw bad shot

>>145009305
update's been out for like 2/3 days though, and i really doubt rockstar would bring back insurance unless they were sure the 'drain money' cheat was fixed

>>145009460
>and i really doubt rockstar would bring back insurance unless they were sure the 'drain money' cheat was fixed
They did that like twice.

>>145009305
They could update it right now actually, but activating Menyoo puts you into an Empty Session

>>145009394
>explosives

so glad I don't play with you cucks anymore.

>>145009314
more crates = bigger price, at least from what i understood

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>>145009493
i haven't paid for insurance for about 4/5 months now but with the new update it returned
the masses of bans that were handed out, including some false ones, lead me to believe that they've found at least some new way to detect cheats. even if it means banning some people accidentally because they had a discord overlay on their game

Anyone else unable to sell crates rn? not getting a call after using the laptop

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POST SLAVS

пoкaзaть Cлaвянe

>>145009712
but why sell only 8

>>145009712
no more crates that you dont sell you fool
its more crates old at once
theres no benefit to keeping max crates in yoru warehouse

youre only sellig 8 when you should sell all 40 at once for that bonus

>>145009721
Previous times the cycle of updating menus and Rockstar turning insurance off again was just faster. You probably didn't notice it.

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>>145009721
>banning some people accidentally because they had a discord overlay on their game
>mfw all discordfags could get banned
maybe the crew would finally become usable again

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>>145009848
from my days as ivan

>>145009294
>>145009832
same here

>>145009851
>>145009885
o fug

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Daily reminder to pls join my heists

SC:Jrv2005

So how much are crates worth at maximum? I got up to 15k per crate with 20, how high does it go if I have say 100?

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>>145009704
see
>>145002102
>these guys are spamming explosives, I better kill them with my standard pistol to show how superior I am

>>145008734
Have this one

>>145010163
I will when I get done with golf.

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>>145010163
>10/06/2016
>still doing heists
LOL

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when is it my time to be blater

>can pick up crates while in heli during that shitty boat crate pickup mission

Mission became soloable.

>>145010152
Rockstar literally expects you to grind for months and months and months to fill 5 large warehouses

then expects you to gamble 100+ crates at once on a time limited public only throwaway mission with randos

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>>145010472
YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

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>special shipment gets destroyed
>they both leave the server so you cant even cuck them

>>145010638
>grind for months and months and months to fill 5 large warehouses
it takes like 6 hours maximum to fill a large warehouse what the fuck are you doing to make it take so long???

>>145010679
>Sure I guess I'll join him!
>Dumb weeb poster

nah

>cheesing the jet in prison break
>demo blows it up

>>145010774
>people actually destroy the packages

why? It would be cooler if you could steal them for your own org.

>>145010571
Just fuck already, I'm sure you make a cute couple.

>>145010163
>2005

please tell me that's your graduation year and not your birthday.

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>>145010839
Anime a cute.

A CUTE!

>>145011036
That was his graduation

year 5 graduation

>>145011036
I'm 23 it's the year I got xbox live

And you're the 500,000th person to make a similar inquiry.

I hear you can buy a Cargobob again. Is this permanent or do I need to hurry up and reinstall to get it before it's gone?

(Newly formatted PC)

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>This PS4 Free Aim Lobby is peaceful as fuck
jesus christ this is refreshing

>>145011479
permanent, it's rather expensive compared to the glitched old one though

>>145010802
BULL SHIT

firstly you cant do anything but 1 possbly 2 crates at a time because fuck paying 18k for 3 when it could be 6k

secondly theres a cool down and also the missions take at least between 5-10 minutes or more

if there is some other way to do it i dont know

>>145011879
>firstly you cant do anything but 1 possbly 2 crates at a time because fuck paying 18k for 3 when it could be 6k
there's the reason it takes you so long then, lol.
sure sometimes the 3-crate missions require a bit of back-and-forth but it's worth the risk because when you do get a 3-crate mission where they're all in the same vehicle you save so much fucking time
and the cooldown is 10 minutes max, which can be used to do a sightseer/hostile takeover/that other new one i can't remember the name of
the missions take 10 minutes MAX, i don't know how bad you are at the game if they actually take you longer than that.

>>145011879
>you cant do anything but 1 possbly 2 crates

sounds like a git gud problem

>secondly theres a cool down and also the missions take at least between 5-10 minutes or more

taht's why everyone buys 2 warehouses so they can farm non-stop

you are a retard

>>145011243
because putting a year in a username is a dumb thing to do

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>>144999134

>>145012227
ive been farming with 2 but im nnot such a impatient moron im gonna ever pay that much over what it should be for 3

also there literally no way anyone could possibly fill 100~ warehouse in 6 hours or even 2 days

>>145012590
learn the definition of the word literally because:
assuming your assertion that each mission takes 10 minutes to complete, and you owned two warehouses, it should only take 370 minutes (not accounting for cooldowns since who the fuck doesn't own two warehouses) aka around 6 hours.
your hormones must be messing with your head because idk how someone could be such a dumbass otherwise.

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>>145012889
>Who doesn't own two warehouses

office provides free snacks, does yacht do something like that?

also
>vip mission that requires going from a to b in a truck pays 25k

fucking goldmine

>>145012889
>He forgot to add travel time between missions

>>145013186
yacht provides free bullets

>>145010638
This update is literally idle simulator now.

Create an org, do jobs, then sit in an office overnight for extra dosh.

>>145013306
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>145013150
r u poor
>>145013186
that truck mission is super comfy. reminds me of when i used to play ETS2
>>145013270
you can instantly spawn in a fucking helicopter for free, the travel time is accounted for within the 10 minutes
how long have you been playing this game? i know you've at least been here since before the PC release so it's kind of sad you're so bad

>>145013306
sucks how ammo pickups work in online, you can only pick up until like 25% of max ammo

is becoming a ceo worth it?

>>145013402
I have just under 4 million, but the warehouse I own is the cheapest small anyway

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>>145013494

>>145013494
is that even a question

>>145013494
yeah, infinite VIP time and infinite access to instantly spawning CEO vehicles, infinite free snacks, access to what are essentially freeroam's equivalent to heists (they earn you as much as heists do if you know what you're doing + you don't need to rely on random fucking shits), access to the gun locker although its pretty bullshit you need to pay to get what should have been there from the start.
if you have the money there's no real reason not to

>>145013494
>freeroam missions
>selling crates

biggest source of dosh outside heists, even bigger if you have lot of free time

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Why is Prison break finale too fucking hard for 90% of rando's to manage? just bring pocket armor and don't ram into the plane when it lands.

>>145013402
>can get to, kill all enemies, drive tug, return to office start new mission in less than 10 minutes

talk shit all day

>>145013940
holy shit git gud already

Can you adjust the pay to your associates?

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actual best car coming through
who wanna race?

Has anyone figured out Special Items yet? Is the call random or can it be gamed somehow? Can you have more than one Special Item in the same warehouse?

>>145014051
no. It works like the VIP wages.

If the boss dies wage gets a cut, if you seccessfully do missions and stuff, wage gets higher. max wage is 10

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>>145013940
>drive tug
wasn't aware you ever needed to drive the tug apart from the final mission, are you pulling this out of your ass?
and yes, i can do all that in 10 minutes, maybe you should go on auto-aim since your shit controller can't aim without it lol.

>>145014202
10 what? grand?

>>145014250
>the final mission,
the fuck are you talking about? it's completely random

>>145014315
yea 10k obviously.

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>>145014105
nice car, shame you can't give it the cobra stripes though
>>145014315
yes 10 grand
>>145014141
call is random, don't believe IGN's lies about it being a reward for 10 successful cargo pickups in a row. not sure if you can have multiple items.
>>145014351
the final mission = selling all your shit
i've never had to drive the tug unless i was selling, all of my pickup missions have just involved flying to a truck then either driving that truck back to the warehouse or picking up the crates that were stolen

>>145014351
>consolefag
>namefag

you have all the essentails of being a literal retard, i don't even know why i'm arguing with you

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>>145014702
>namefag

>>145014556
>not sure if you can have multiple items.
This is probably the most important part; if it IS a one item limit and you don't sell it straight away you're blocking further chances.

>>145015432
im old enough to know all the tripfags are cockloving mentally-challenged autistics

>>145015432
He's new but he's got you pinned qt

Does Blater have a british fetish?

never hire randoms to do anything - they're like drones, walking in circles, never replying to any messages and fucking around the map. AI would have been more useful.

>>145015823
What

>>145015432
well you do have a name on, what's wrong with what he said?

>>145015989
>got cozy with qt who is british
>got cozy with aurora who is british
>can only assume kaz is also british

>>145016096
namefags don't have trips

hate to side with qt but not knowing that does make you new

>>145016212
One was a meme, Aurora is a dude, kaz isn't British.

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>>145016212
>people still talk about Aurora x Blater

That's old, people move on

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Is there anyway to game the system and make sure you get truck sell cargo missions and not fucking planes?

So you guys think those new superdupers in the files will be drip content like lowriders or part of Stunt update?

>>145016992

yeah guise! lets talk about Snap instead, i mean it's not like he talks about himself enough amirite!?

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>>145017262
probably dripped through the month (we're not even halfway through june) then stunt update gets released on the 4th next month since the big loop-de-loops look very patriotic

Scripthook is up to date. Hackerbucks when?

>>145017262
I hope drip, not because I'm in a hurry to get them, but because I want actual stunt themed vehicles out of the stunt update.