/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>144922401
>maserati
>english
whut

Reminder I have the best female as voted by the official /gtag/ discord

>>144922686
nobody cares about those cancerattentionwhore's shitty opinions lol

>>144922686
>official /gtag/ discord
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>get a pub with one other CEO
>message him for a truce
>he agrees
>get a couple crates while he's doing the same
>leave the warehouse after going afk
>sticky bombs all over that he forgot about

cheeky cunt

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>>144922686
>official /gtag/ discord

>>144922686
Reminder that the only actual female in /gtag/ is a fat annoying landwhale

>I've been on this Vans mission all day because of randoms
I swear to god, these people are making me want to play GTAIII

>>144923043
then what about that delicious flat chest one?

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HAHAHA CHECKMATE ROCKSTAR

>>144922964
this is why i have trust issues
>>144922994
>those engravings
they ruin the bodyguard skin for me, wish there was another one with wood grips besides the platinum tint
>>144923242
>make sure you're on the navigator team
>get in whatever car you choose but a bike is the best choice
>use trackify then find all the vans yourself then get to the last one and drive it in
ez

>>144923445
No, the other Vans mission. The one with burritos.

>>144923429
wooow did you figure this out yourself?!???!?? ur so smaaart
dumb cunt, kill yourself
>>144923492
get in a car (can be an armored meme if you're shit at the game) and drive to the heist crew location

>>144923548
I don't own an armored car. But I can take out everyone by myself. the issue is the retards just RUSH in before I'm done.

>>144923429
Fucking Christ, you're annoying!

is there ANY advantage, aside from view and the highest chopper launching point, for the 4m office with all the trimmings as opposed to the bare minimum 1.1m office?

I'm probably not even going to run much cargo, I just have about 4 million and want an office to fuck about in. also does it take a property spot?

>>144923869
>first point
not at all but i would advise getting at least the gun locker for your cheap office
>second point
it's separate from the property spaces

>>144924032
Gun rack lets you store guns off of your weapon wheel right? jesus it will be so nice to force AP pistol as driveby weapon by removing everything else. that in-vehicle weapon select is SHIT at least on controller.

>>144924168
>Gun rack lets you store guns off of your weapon wheel right
yeah but only in freeroam.

>>144924331
shit.

>>144923429
Wow, epic, liked and subscribed. Could you make a shitty sped-up webm of doing the Kuruma Pacistandard glitch next? Jesus fuck you probably think you're actually coming up with this yourself considering how you though driving and avoiding traffic was some epic new meme.

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PSA: Selling your cargo will likely crash your game.

Everytime i have sold cargo in a populated server it crashes me halfway through, this has happened 3 times now

Selling your cargo in an empty server however doesn't in my experience, so if you have a full warehouse and if you get booted into an empty lobby i suggest selling then.

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Blu3Haz3 here attempting to re-join PC GTAG. Was kicked for inactivity. Thanks, Dark Souls.

>>144925032
Gotcha

>>144923429
What application is that you're using?

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>>144925207
Much thanks. Maybe I can get some crates delivered now. Anybody have info on the profit margin on them?

Buying Crates: As many as possible at one time, or as few?

Selling Crates: Same question, really

Any way to save the militia outfit? Glitch seems to be patched.

>>144925612
few

many

>>144925273
msi killer network but that came with my mobo

>>144925612
as many as possible. the extra dosh is worth for the time saved
and the same for selling, the more crates you have the higher you'll profit but it's risky to have a lot and sell them all.

>>144925612
1 crate maximizes profit however takes the most time.

2 crate is a good balance between those.

3 crate maximizes time but cuts into your profit the most.

>>144925651
>>144925717
Thanks

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Oh shit, your associates left after you went afk and this is in the bottom right corner.
What car do you take?
What song do you play?

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Rohrlposting

>>144925769
Danger Zone is the only acceptable canon choice. Speedlines is an acceptable alternative canon choice.

>>144925769
just turn off the game informally and reload

>>144925769
>take Valkyrie
>play it ain't me

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>playing multiplayer with shitty connection feels like

>>144925879
go to bed, Kaz

>Go Free Aim for easier CEO shit
>Can't get people for heists during that
PS4 is sufering

>>144926014
>weeb shitposter admits to being a manchild that throws up on himself
top lol.

Does becoming a CEO break glitched outfits similar to the way becoming a VIP does? VIP deleted like six outfits I had to remake

reminder to report and ignore idolmaster posters

What's this I heard about a particular Warehouse making money for you?

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>>144900978
>>144900978
>>144900978
>>144900978

I WANT TO BELIEVE
Add Crimefighter to the list aswell.
MAKE GTAG GREAT AGAIN

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>144926014
once a shitposter, always a shitposter

>>144923429
>excuse me I have to give my wagies another workydoo
Made me smile.

>>144922994
your char looks like Nicholas Hoult

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>>144900978
>>144926314

>just got back in to GTAO today
>higgus was still on my list

I narrowly dodged a dick just now

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>>144925971
noice

How do I get all this CRAP out of my once clean office?

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Post hot characters

I'll start

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>>144927051

It's likely a next level shitpost but talking to a couple of crewmembers... They actually wouldn't object to seeing this happen

>>144925971
You don't even have to put on music yourself, it's in the game
Giggled like a 5 year old when I stepped in my chopper and that song was on

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>>144927179
Nice Guys Finish First!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JjXhGcRyQ

This guy's channel shows the customization of the 3 still hidden cars.

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>>144927179

>>144927420
>When you get lost on the way to Vice City

CEO crates work on a backwards logic. buying in bulk is usually cheaper, and nets a greater profit from individual sale. But in this game, buying individual and selling in bulk is the way to go

>>144927324
Is that car just a Massacro rehash
Is the sound any different at all?

That's the one thing that pisses me off. Every fucking car sounds the same

>>144927510
>>144927420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk

>>144927623
I don't remember how the Massacro sound, but here he tests it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63RoLn5Y7Cg

>>144927714
I almost only do races in gta
I know how it sounds. I get that both the Massacro and the 7-70 are both dewbauchee, but come on

You know, I'd like to have some associates to make this CEO stuff go by quicker but I can't bring myself to do it because it's wasting their time.

>>144927656

neo 80s isn't vice city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU

now that's vice city.

>>144927714
also
>the proto is ruining the supers class by a long shot
goddamnit rockstar

Hot damn, this batmobile is so fucking beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvxjl8Gh-eI

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>>144927179

Well go on then, post a hot character.

>>144927251
fresh prince vibes

>>144927983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owWRPfieJxo

>>144928076
>those bumpers
I guess i'm going to keep mine stock looking

also
>french
>that giant obnoxious watermark
disliked

>>144927608
GTA logic: Your enterprise's endeavors are illegal.

Rockstar logic: Buy shark cards.

>Do the fly mission
>The crate is worth LESS than the freight, despite the fact that difficulty is ramped up
Fuck right off

>>144927184
blater doesn't have the balls to do it, same reason he not only hasn't kicked nullfaggot but gave him fucking lieutenant status

>>144925751
>>144925612
>>144925717
>>144925651
Its worth noting that if you plan on grinding, all options will give you the same money per minute.

You'll spend 3x the money (666k vs 222k) to fill a warehouse with 3 crates at a time, but it will take a third of the time. The $/minute time will be the same.

Its objectively better to gather 1 crate at a time, you minimize potential loses, and if you're solo and its a collection mission you dont waste time traveling back/forth with the possibility of losing your crates to randoms.

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>>144928421
Bossman is reasonable. If enough people wanted it he'd have to go ahead with it. Hell i'd offer to do it FOR him

>>144928397
>doing 111 buying missions

Can you also estimate the amount of time necessary for each?

>>144928397
And I guess i should ask. Can I sell more than 3 at a time?

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>>144928421
True, but just imagine a crew without

Flynn
higgus
NullProphet
Kazreetsu
freemooz
Crimefighter
NPG (who is now banned)

>>144928637
You can (and it's better to) sell 111 fucking crates in one attempt.

>>144928763
So what you're saying is, buy a large warehouse

>>144928684
Nothing wrong with Null, Kaz and Crime they are qt and wonderful people

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>>144928397
I'm sorry guys I'm really retarded beyond belief and it's really 12k as explained.

>>144928763
Do crate value keep getting higher the more you sell or what are the advantages of selling them all in one go instead of getting 3->selling 3?

>>144928684
higgus Flynn and freemooz are all banned.
>>144928812
>Nothing wrong with Crime
If and when they join the crew again I'm banning them for cheating against crew

>>144928812
Ezek go to bed you fucking mexican

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>>144928684
>Kaz
Kaz is fine

>NPG
He's finnish and therefore alcoholic

>>144928684
You mean the ps4 crew?

>>144928812
>nothing wrong with null
forces shitty memes, obnoxious, discordfag and attentionwhore
>nothing wrong with crime
used menu against crew, obnoxious, still an obvious menushitter but denies it, etc. kys

>>144928930
There's a 30 minute cool down for selling from each warehouse.

Can you buy more than one office?

dawkestone, thank you very much for not killing me. I know I killed one of America's greatest heroes just now, so vengeance must have been coursing through your veins

So when will Rockstar fix their shitty servers? Billions made yet still being run by potatoes. Getting real sick of disconnecting into an empty server every 20 minutes or so.

>>144929268
When people leave to play other games

Reminder that you have mental issues if you actually kill someone during a sale.

>>144929268
Is it profitable to fix the servers?

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>>144929130
I don't like Null but to be fair what has xir done to damage the crew? They might be annoying as fuck and xirs posts might make people cringe up regularly but is that 'punishable'?

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Whats the fastest way to earn shit tons of money? I'm sick of fucking grinding heist with shitty teams.

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>>144929383
Wrong. You're a dick if you kill someone and steal the truck during a sale.

But on the other hand, you have real mental issues if you blow someone's vehicle up during a sale. Serious fucking mental issues.

>>144929268
>fixing servers
>when joining lobbies and shit is all p2p
you just need to get better internet desu
>>144929502
it should be. associating with a known menushitter (crimefighter) and fragmenting the general and causing unneeded drama (making a discord) should also be punishable

Requesting an invite to gtag pc crew.

SC name is Sayonarakumquat

>>144929580
thats what i meant and you know it

>>144929235
what?

so I hear a trophy appears after the 1000th collection
what does it look like?

>>144929708
Gotcha

>>144929841
A giant pair of tits if you're a dude or a giant dick if you're a "female"

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BROTHER!

>>144929823
You flew a buzzard at the warehouse I needed to drop shit off at, and could've easily ruined my shit for 2k. I also learned that the truck delivery missions make the trucks super durable to explosions.

>>144930026
A HIND D!?

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>>144930026
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

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>>144930026
>>144930190

dodge BlowoutSoon every lobby

suddenly the joost posting last thread makes sense.

>>144930046
Oh. Yeah I was just dropping my package off. No reason to do something that doesn't benefit anyone and just wastes everyone's time.

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>>144930296
Diamond Dogs was *so* 1984.

I wish we could add logos to our corporation, but I guess that would make too much sense.

Is CEO shit even possible in a full public lobby?

>>144929574
Criminal Mastermind.

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>>144930345

>>144930414
Yeah, not everybody sees the way you do!

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Post cars mane.
Really liking this new fast Rumpo even if i have fallen for the looking good inside los santos customs, shit outisde meme again.

Also the reaper seems pretty sweet, but its not going to replace my t20 mememobile now that insurance is back.

>>144900978
I know its a mere shitpost but please be true.

>>144928684
Whats wrong with Null, Kaz and NPG?

>>144928952
Not me friendo, looking forward to farming crime now there is no menus.

>>144930580
it is, but it's recommended you deliver packages 1 at a time to be safe

Can you still get free money by hacking? I want to try out the new stuff but I don't really want to grind for weeks.

>>144930640
Hey look it's D-Horse.

>/gtag/ actually likes this dlc

Are we all 13 year olds driving fucking supers now? Wow.

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>>144930920

>>144930920
>That 'taste'

>>144930920
fuck off ezek
>>144931073
>implying the only things added were the 2 supers and the sports car
r u retard

>>144931074
Just how small is your penis, anon?

>>144931073
The cars are such a small part of this update.

>>144929623
I'm on cable which is about 90% better than the average resident internet here in Australia. I should be going fine and dandy. It's Rockstar's servers being absolute shit.

>>144931257
>missing the point
You really like knowing people's penis' sizes don't you?

>>144931329
and i'm on wireless and australian too and have no issue getting into a full server, something's wrong on your end for sure

>>144931329
>>144931401
crikey m8s

Why haven't we kicked all Australians yet

So how many crates do you need for each delivery vehicle? Right now i'm at 18 and it says two vehicles at what point do I hit the titan or whatever.

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>>144930190
>tfw you will never ever defeat a Metal Gear by hijacking it

>>144931512
Because they'll send their giant bird-eating spider pets after us. :(

Does the 1mil office have a helipad and can I login there?

>>144928684
>banning someone that was banned a month ago

>>144931512
jokes on you i'm not even in the crew

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For anyone interested the associate bonus pay maxes at a mere 10k

>>144931872

There is literally no difference between each office except location and view, so yes and yes.

anyone want to do some Series A, on truck right now and already have coke done. The rest will be easy, ID is pyurple.

>>144931401
Its not the getting into a full server, or a server at all in general. My problem, and a few others in my group as well are experiencing it, is that we get kicked into an empty server after about 20-30 mins of playing. Sometimes we can play for longer, other times its pretty quick. I have no clue what is causing it outside of Rockstar's shitty servers.

>>144931512
We have kangaroos that will fuck your shit up.

>>144932536
>My problem, and a few others in my group as well are experiencing it, is that we get kicked into an empty server after about 20-30 mins of playing.
that's everyone else leaving your session, caused by a packet loss between you and the other players
you can try quickly disconnecting then reconnecting your internet to see the same thing happen

How do you hire people to join your organization?

>>144932778
Via Quick Menu.

>drum magazines aren't available in SP
>but i spawned with one on my AK as trevor anyway
the fuck

>someone selling their stock in a plane
>get into my hydra
>passive
>fly up right behind them
>ruin their bank account
>make $2000
>no risk at all
This is the new fun.

>>144931329
>>144931401
Fellow Ausfags, even on a good day your P2P connection is only as good as the worst connection in the server, i.e. the fucking chinks and slavs R* thinks are near Australia and thus should share sessions.

>>144931512
Because we're still better than the subhumans shitting up every session, so our bad internet barely matters.

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>>144933554

>>144933554
They only lose 25% of their crate stock which is still a big chunk, but not as bankrupting as you think.

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>>144930026

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>>144933554
Please be bait I can't believe real people would do this

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Rest in pizza Blaterhole.

May it forever fly underneath the map of our hearts.

Let's see how old are you, /gtag/. Let's see if we'll have any underage b&.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10436658
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10436658

>>144934159
>Muscle
lol fucking slowfags

>>144934159
>tfw like both
so i'm benjamin button or something?

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>>144934159
>preferred gaming system
>preferred car type
>this supposedly matters

Found the underage b&.

>>144934159
Where the SUV moms at?

>>144934159
Sports

>>144934531
Right here darling

>>144934403
13 year old detected.

>>144934619
*highfives*

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>>144934159
Offroads
>tfw no offroads update

>>144935257
I guess I have to update this now that the brickade is in.

Id like to join gtag for pc Sc: Fizzshire

>>144930920
I can literally taste the rainbow

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So right now, we can smuggle everything from weapons thru drugs and art pieces to various animal trophies.

But one of the biggest articles is left untouched.

That said, human trafficking when? Both from sex slave and illegal immigrant perspective, I think it would fit perfectly, as the game settings is pretty much perfect for it.

>>144935598
kys

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>>144935598

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>>144935598
*triggered*

>>144935598
I would buy a Crimefighter slave, make her my breeding cow and turn the children into highly trained killers to take over Los Santos and eventually the world

>>144935357
>>144935508
Gotcha

>>144935598
Do you remember the absolute shitstorm that came about from the torture scene in SP?

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>>144934665
>drive around in my brand new Huracan
>see some fag in his shitty American-made Cutlass
>tries to speed off
>10 seconds of peel
>circle him three times before he finally starts moving
>gets to 1/200th of his single-digit top speed
>it's too late
>uzi the motherfucker
>he mashes x in desperation but i'm at my 6-million dollar office in seconds, sipping some gin and chuckling
i guess im just SUPERior

>had to alt-tab out because i am that worst kind of retaildiscfag and had to answer a Steamchat

>everyone leaves glitch

n-nice working with you KEK Enterprises

>>144934159
Where's the fucking motorcycles, man?

>>144934159
>No sports classic
can't vote

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Well, what do you think?

>>144935762
Well, I remember it being quite unsettling, but I suppose the biggest outrage came with the first console release? I've played only on PC and therefore wasn't concerned about the game before then.

Anyway, the game is rated Adult, you can see much worse shit on TV in prime time, why not have it in GTA. Imo much more interesting than collecting crates.

>>144936382
>FDLS.jpg

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So were hackerbux back before this new update rolled out? I thought C* had found a way to stop them for good.

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races! join us.

>>144936849
It wouldn't be. In America, most fire departments are FIRE DEPARTMENT OF <CITY>

>>144936964

>http://www.lafd.org/

>>144936794
>nullprophet
fuck off

>>144935257
Rockstar will never give us an update that utilizes the northern half of the map.

What do people usually name their boats?

Could I get an invite for gtag pc: Aishafan

I read that any hooks other than social club, steam and graphics drivers get you a ban.

Is that true, is the game finally playable?

To the anon in the last thread asking if you could bring a stipper into your office.

You can't.

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>>144937602

>>144937602
I named mine Xta-sea, because some of my friends had a boat named that and it's the best boat name I've ever heard.

>launch heist setup
>5 minutes later it's still "launching session"

Kill me now

>>144937602
if you go with America call it the Burger Barge

Does anyone know how to set a default mask for an outfit?

>>144937728
Please be true.
I have been waiting so long for this.

>>144935718
You mean make your kids menu shitters?

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>>144937602

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>2nd place
>get 1st place money
???????

>>144938695
Whatever it takes to win its a desirable mating trait

>>144938350
wait nevermind that's an actual restaurant apparently

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>>144935718
>you will never hunt down crimefighter, dress him in a maid outside and destroy his sweet boi-pussy

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>settling for crimefighter
Better wages for associates when?

>>144939113
lol never you lowbie

>>144939173
>cargo pants
>tranny shirt and haircut
what am i looking at here

>>144938824
>>144938968
>>144939113
FUCK OFF

Someone help me with the prison setups/heist pls randoms are pissing me off

>>144937602
Named it after my younger sister.

> special acquisitions are 10 successful buy missions and not 10 crates
> special acquisitions are tied to warehouses and not overall for the CEO
> special acquisitions progress are reset if your warehouse fills up

God damn it rockstar.

>>144939890
the fuck's a special acquisition

>>144939113
I'm pretty sure annie is the easiest person to sway, just be nice to her.

>>144937648
Gotcha

>>144939994
When you get a job for a special item like a rare painting, antique pocket watch, a railgun, etc. They're items that sell for 100K to 500K on their own.

>>144938521
Seems to be worging for now.

R* support forums full of dindu nuffins and 7sins are shitting their pants over bans and angry fags who paid "modders" for "full service" in advance and are yet to receive it since their "mods" don't work.

Would be nice to have a game without useless shits ruining it with their cheats, but my guess is everything's back to normal next week.

What are the chances that rockstar will let me fix my ugly ass character if I word it well? Or what are some bullshit reasons I can mention that will improve my chances?

>>144922994
your character looks like a much more handsome version of mine, fuck you senpai

>>144940018
>being nice to an idiot
That's not easy

Why isn't Anni the leader yet? Blater doesn't even play this game anymore

>>144940361
but having an idiot that a lot of people follow under your control tho.

>>144940216
huh. i've gotten just over halfway filling my large warehouse but i haven't got a single one of those yet.
>>144940423
please don't make me even consider that reality, jesus christ it would be terrible

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>>144939527
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING RANDOS KEEP RUINING IT BECAUSE THEY SUCK DICK REEEEEEE

>>144939527
>>144940669
why don't you post your SC you retarded frogposter

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God this update is fucking retarded
Here I thought it was going to be more interesting
It's just USPS Sim 2016

>>144941373
It's basically the Trevor airport missions.

>Everyone shitting on the new update
>Finally become a CEO
>Go through outfits
>Now rolling as a Colombian drug baron

Ya I'm fine with this update

>>144939890
10 successful buy missions consecutively?

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Ayo I'm gonna be a faggot but can someone with a menu give me dollarydoos?

The grind is killing me and I want to be wacky with my friends.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/squawwwk

>>144941015
It's fucking jrv2005

That's the third failure btw

These fuck's literally keep dying on the first goddamn setup I can't even understand how people are this shit at the game ffs

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>>144942284
>Someone with a menu
>Give me money

>T + 2 days after an update

>>144936458
>>144935762
>>144935598
Not to mention human trafficing is a thing that happens in the Saints Row series. Admittedly SR is nowhere near as mainstream watched as GTA and the mission was to free some prostitutes from slavery so you could whore them out, but still, not like it'd be a new subject to the genre.

>>144941652
/vg/ thread are for venting, shitting on games and waifufagging.

Notice how even though you read nothing positive about the game in this thread, most of these people have been playing it continuously for over a year now, some even buying multiple copys.

>>144942383
It's doable. If you're going to be smug at least make sure you're not a dumbfuck

>>144942378
Prison break is objectively the hardest when it comes to randumbs.

>can't use kuruma
>need to evade cops
>can't use utility vest (not like randomshits use it anyway)
>need to split and actually do shit, not just wait for others do it

>>144942508
True enough. I mean I'd be lying if this update lacked polish/thought (look at the fucking tugboat description) but it's pretty decent I think. Yeah it reinforces the grind but I appreciate that you can at least do it with 1 2 or 3 people, heists make good money but it also takes 4 people and occasionally serious coordination which is annoying as shit.

One question I have is this: if you're a CEO and do VIP jobs with your associates, will they get the money on the job completion the sane way that as body guards for a VIP?

>>144942505
Saints Row did human trafficking to the dumbest degree without a hint of a straight face.
Only real reason everyone was shocked about GTAV doing torture was because of how straight faced it was.
>>144942508
I actually really like GTA 5.

>>144942802
We'll right now I can't even steal a goddamn plane because apparently a gang of wetback fucking shits is too much to handle for these people.

so, what's the best super now?

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>>144942914
>mfw I can clear the whole strip myself without leaving my Dukes
>mfw shitters can't even do it with a kuruma

>>144940317

post yours

>>144943185
Until the Proto is released the top three hasn't changed.

>>144943245
whats a proto?

>>144942914
Malk here, sorry for fucking up then leaving, I just figure i'd hop out since i was shitting up your heist attempts as bad as the pubs.

>>144943304
Have you been living under a rock?
Is it comfy under there?

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>pacific standard - signal
>accidentally choose my peyote because i readied up before choosing the car i wanted
>two guys get in the new supercar, one guy gets in an insurgent
>beat them all to the jetskis
how bad you you need to be at driving to get outrun by a car from the 1950s while you're driving a top-of-the-line supercar and a fast as shit armored truck

>>144943482
Third worlders have shit internet that causes them to crash into things that haven't loaded for them. So they swirve to avoid hitting shit they think is there but isn't, and actually hit shit that is there, like everything else.

Plus, they're probably 12 year olds who don't know what brakes are.

Is there any point to owning more than one warehouse?

>>144943730
no cool downs between crates since they don't share cd, be warned that buying crates while a vip mission is live just makes u waste money

>>144943730
more shit = more shit to sell = more moolah
plus i heard putting cargo that's all of one kind (eg filling up a warehouse with only bullion) will net a higher profit since you have the market cornered, and you can only do that if you own more than one warehouse

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>>144943730
You can negate the 2 minute cooldown on shipments to the same warehouse.
You can fill five large ones for 555 and maximum office clutter.

>>144943219
Finally got a decent team and finished it
>>144943306
It's ok man you're a low level it's understandable I was mostly pissed at the high level shit wanting to pilot and then dying like a scrub.

>>144935849
Omggggggg

>no maids cleaning around our houses
>no random employees doing random office shit around our offices
>no workers wandering around our warehouses doing maintenance
>no bodyguards in and out our warehouses making sure it isn't attacked
It feels so empty.

>>144943821
really, five? i've only been able to buy two so far

>>144943936
You can buy five max.

>>144939113
I wanna cum Inside her!

>>144943304
Wtf don't pretend to be me
U lil stinkyy nerd girl

>>144943924
The only employee we've had was the mechanic you can see during intro cutscene, but they removed him.

>>144943924
You didn't expect Cuckstar to put effort into an update, did you?

>>144943924
if rockstar actually added all of this shit you fuckers would be whining because there would be fees to pay like all the other people we hire (paying the mechanic, paying yacht fees, paying for your secretary)

>>144943924
we are the workers

>>144944282
The mechanic is such a fucking bro

>Hey man I'm in the middle if a firefight with the military I've been cornered by a brigade of tanks and there's multiple hydras strafing me, I could use a ride

>"I'm Johnny on the spot!"

Did R* fix the mask/hat glitch? I can't do it.

>>144944647
Fug....

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I'm done for the night but I've still got one setup and then the prison heist itself left. Please add me to your friends list if you're interested in joining me.
I eventually want to do all of them so please spare some time to help a nigger out. Once again my SC is Jrv2005 please hit me up I'll suck ur dick no homo

As always I'll be here tomorrow spamming the same shit until I get some people together. Have a nice night ;)

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Despite the fact that I find this strangely arousing, I don't understand how the character is suppose to breath with this "mask" on.

>>144944143
i pretended to be you just once and then i forget to delete the name thing

>>144946354
Ur a naughty lil anon

>>144944667
>more than three feet from a major road
>"Ahhh sorry, yer gonna have to do without"

>>144947553
Fuck that cunt. The mechanic if is a useless shit and I hate him and his voice.

So whats the fastest way to make money atm?

>>144947860
Buy the cheapest office.
Buy the cheapest warehouse.
Start building up resources to sell, for 1mil in a major sale.
Or if you have a bit of cash to splurge.
Buy the cheapest office.
Buy the cheapest large warehouse and go for the big 2.2mil sale.

>>144947860
Pacific standard with competent people

>>144947553
>>144947641
>tfw no girl mechanic like Michelle from SA

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>>144941373
More like the wageslave simulator.

Tick tock wagie. Only one more shift until your short lived weekend.

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>>144947641

>tfw can't have all female employee harem

Does having more than one warehouse with crates raise the first warehouse max sale value?

>>144948537

No they're separate.

>>144948537
No but having more "Rivals" in one session increases sale value.
Rivals being other CEOs.

>>144948659
So no there's no point to having more than one full warehouse other than having a cluttered office?

>>144947949
>tfw I bought the $950k office furnishing and $500k gun safe
>kind of regret it because I'd like to run the business lean and mean

Kind of made up for by the large warehouse I actually wanted because its strategic location close to major highways is the cheapest of the bunch.

>>144948704
What's the increase like?

>>144948835
Fuck if I know but I did a small sale for 80k and got 110k.

>>144948835
It increases by 1% for every player in the session and 3% for every CEO in the session.

>>144948859
Forgot to add but the player list was practically a rainbow.

>>144948916
Is there a limit to how many CEOs can be in a session? Because an 87% increase from 29 other CEOs sounds appetizing.

Pls add me, I was kicked due to inactivity

Rockitman100

>>144949105
It caps at 20% bonus total sadly.

>>144949171
Gotcha

who to avoid in gtag for a pleasant and nontoxic experience

>>144949295
yourself

>>144949295
May as well just leave the crew if you're gonna be a little bitch.

>>144949378
>>144949381
please post your ids so i can avoid you, i would also be grateful if you never replied to me ever again afterwards

thank you

>>144949295

Higgus

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>>144949440
I'm so sorry, here I made a picture for you to make up.

>>144949440
Too late, I've already talked to your wife's son. He's a gay now just like his mom's husband.

>>144949513
Higgus you're a cold hearted son of a bitch you know that?

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>>144949618
Higgus is a dumbass who's trying to stay relevant.

>>144949708
His inept attempts at battling GTAG last night aren't doing him any favors.

>>144949887
No it worked fine for him, he just doesn't wanna be forgotten.
Seriously he probably ctrl+f 's for his name more than blater.

>new drum mags cost more than bulletproof tires

>no longer want banshee 900r
>take it to mod shop
>"this vehicle cannot be modified"

ROCKSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>144950171
Wat

>>144943884
Have they fixed the bullshit of jets gibbing the heli before it could take off yet?

>>144950119
Yeah but it lets me shoot a lot of bullets from my second favorite weapon type, so I consider it more fun than BP tires.

Favorite weapon type is shotguns.

>>144950248
Since last week it won't let me modify the banshee 900r at all. So it's completely fucking useless.

>>144950283
We'll I don't recall a situation like that so you're probably referencing a part I haven't reached in the heist yet.

You're welcome to join me tomorrow to see for yourself though, could use all the solid help I can get, SC is Jrv2005

>>144950502
Thats bizarre anon

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>blow 500 grand for weapon storage
>only applies on freemode
They've almost had it, but then they went and say fuck it.

>>144950740
open interaction menu and select enable custom loadout

>>144950786
It's grayed out when on a mission.

Body armor is fucked.

>>144950890
>>144950740
you are an idiot

>>144950958
how so, anon?

So now that we can actually have weapon loadoats, what is the best loadoat?

>>144922374
Is there still ways too get booku cash on consoles? I want a new character but hate working up the cash

>>144951256

Exactly the same as it is now only remove every driveby weapon apart from sticky bombs and the AP pistol

leave everything else

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>excited as fuck for weapon storage
>only feature I really want from this patch
>spent $1.5M on office
>changed my loadout to be exactly the way I wanted it
>enter heist
>all guns are back in my inventory
>I spent $1.5M on something I'll never use
I'm about to cheat my ass off and don't care if I'm perma banned. My rage knows know limits.

Anyone on PS4 wanna do some heists today? I need more dosh.

>>144951226
Can't stock up anymore. It's broken.

Is there an updated modder menu for this patch?

I wanna get my hackerbux

>>144934158
Instead of literally patching it and blocking it, they made it kill you. Wow.

>>144951532
Sometimes it's good to have the uzi so you don't blow up a car on accident

>>144951003
No you. Literally.

>>144940423
>blater didn't play anymore
What is this meme about? This is a total lie.

Anyone looking for a quiet session to do CEO work or poor guys looking for an easy payday, I have a non-exploited empty session you can join. SC: .Gunslinger

>Survival daily objective
>Complete a gang attack daily objective
Weird, haven't seen those in months at least. And one dude at the gang attack had a fucking minigun.

Are we alive?

>>144950502
Did you glitch it?

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>>144952907
Its a shame you've be blocked.

By the way, you should get new internet. When you were DMing me yesterday, you were laghopping all over the place, and it was unbearable.

>>144940216
>railgun
want

>>144953117
You can't have it.

>>144953040
Fuck off Higgus

>>144953040
Might just be an issue with the game or servers now. Seen a lot of people complain about lag during the past couple of days.

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>>144953359
I've been accused of using lagswitches when I DM with /gtag/, when its really just region lag with me being UK and them being US.

>>144952985
Nope.

Anyone wanna make some dosh with heists or some shit on PS4?

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These are probably the best kind of cargo missions. Had to assassinate epsilon guys and medical staff so far

>>144952941
i think its only possible at lvl 100+