/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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r8 my tampa

So people answered my question about how many crates to sell, but how many to buy? I just bought one, and for some reason needed a giant brickade for it

Is there any reason to buy any office that isn't the least expensive?

how make ethernet work disconnect players session dooby doo

What are the requirements to wear fitted suit jackets?
cant wear them no matter what

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>>144862009
The view.

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best super coming through

Well, surprise surprise, the gun cabinet is fucking useless. All your guns are back the minute you join any kind of heist or mission. I've just spent $millions on one of their shitty offices just for this, the one thing I'd been praying for, and when finally they look like they have listened to the fans, they can't even implement that properly. And all for the low sum of $500,000. They've also somehow managed to totally fuck the flight controls if you use a mouse+kb. What a fucking joke of a company.

>>144862249
Father and Son.

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>>144861929
looks nice anon

>>144862249
yah fmj is great c:

Are hackers back yet?

Need that $$$

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>>144862289
>playing missions

XLS is best SUV.

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>>144861828
>Log on to check out the update.
>A CEO comes after me while I'm near a crate
>Kill him
>He puts a bounty, mugger, and mercs on me
>Chases me around the desert in an Insurgent
>Follows me into the city
>I lose him by ducking into the sewers, decide to chill there
>He spends 30 minutes on the road above me trying to find me and calling me a noob
>Tries to voteban me for cheating
>Eventually figures out where I am
>When he finds me, I shotgun him through the Insurgent's windshield and leisurely blow it up.
>He spawns at street level and can't retaliate
>Cue five solid minutes of pic related in english and moonrunes
>ragequits

If I could make someone get this mad every day, I'd never stop playing GTAV.

Is it possible to downgrade to a smaller office and make back your money similar to the usual real estate?

I fell for the Maze Bank meme

>>144862374
>hackers

why it doesn't let me modify my reaper anymore?

I'm going to buy the office that costs 1 mil. Do I still get the woman secretary?

Also, how does buying the warehouses and selling work?

>>144862768
Cause you're gay

>>144862994
They spoonfeed you as soon as you buy the office

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Damn cops and their tactical camo

What's the most efficient way to grind contact missions/VIP work in solo sessions? I'd been alternating between Sightseer and Los Santos Connection, but I'm wondering if there's something better. Hesitant to get involved with the CEO stuff based on all the flak it seems to be getting.

>>144862723
>I fell for the Maze Bank meme
Pfffftttt

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Can you change the office later if you want to get a more expensive one?

>>144863259
design, yes

>>144863020
no please tell me i'm having a crisis

Gun as I dropped off the bullion I got 'rockstar services are unavailable right now'

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>>144862723
>i fell for the maze bank meme
the million dollar one is just as good as any other office

>>144863347
reaper is shit anyway

>>144863336
thanks, i think i'm going to fall for the cheapest first

Whats the point of the money safe?

>>144863457
But can I downgrade to that and get some money back?

>>144863624
To show off your money. That's it.

>>144862052
Gotta have the slim/fitted pants on first

>could not process this transaction

I guess that's what I get for playing glitched solo public

>>144862450
When are these fag enablers going to be kicked?

>>144863463
please

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>>144863847
Never.

>>144863730
i had to buy a fitted suit at the desk

>>144863926
*immoral cunt

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>>144863990
That too.

>In Free Aim
>Try to join a heist
>The session is in a different targeting mode
>Join anyway
>It's full!
>Sends me to a babby aim lobby
why J* why

>>144864312
*pats*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH0asDoqVEE
So, Rumpo is actually a van, and not shit. Neato.

>>144864398
babby aim lobbies are supposedly empty, perfect for moving entire warehouses
>doing heists

Is the Dukes literally the worst car to drive? It constantly spins out

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>blocking all network traffic from my firewall for only 10-15 seconds is enough to get dropped into my own empty public session

turns out rockstar's shitty netcode is good for something

>>144864452
And XLS (armored) is broken as fuck. Guess I'm driving that.

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>took them this long to add a black shirt

>>144864570
Put Off-Road tires on it like nature intended.

Just remember, /gtag/, Being a Nice Guy pays off!

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>>144864609
That looks like shit, senpai.

>>144864575
I've been doing the same but then >>144863756 happened so now I'm wondering if that was a fluke.

>>144864725
walter white?

>>144864575
Could you recommend a way of accomplishing that fast and easily?

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>>144864805
Cal Chuchesta.

>>144864725
>skinny jeans on a steve jobs outfit
senpai please

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>>144864938
I do what I want.

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Is this update worth reinstalling the game for? Been dissapointed by the past few updates.

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>The only 'bug fix' R* is probably gonna bother doing soon is making it to where you can't kick yourself into an empty open lobby


It's not like there are any other bugs that have been around since xbox360/ps3 launch or anything!

>>144864570
git gud, dukes is best car there ever was.

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When are they going to fix the glitch that doesn't give me my money when I sell crates?

>this update not only brought the people we missed
>but also all those annoying faggots we hated

Fuck, go to kill some kill with a bounty in my savage.

1k bounty 20k personal vehicle.

>>144865428
Never, just buy more shark cards goy!

> all the CEOs being nice to each other and letting each other go on their way
> anarchy in the streets is caused only by the unemployed lunatics

Just like real life!

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>>144865471
Go to kill someone*

>>144865429
go cry about it nigger faggot

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>>144862768

>>144865610
Unless it's retard gear or joker mask memes though

so I got the maze bank tower office
does the office not have a bong?
what the fug
how am i supposed to get fucking memed off my face to do pickup jobs now

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>bought the Reaper
>want to make pic related
>somehow lime green made the Reaper look like an abomination
Man, there's just some colors in this game that's been tainted by your average gtao shitter and never works on any cars without having complementary face tattoos.
Guess I'm sticking with the classic yellow lambo color for now.

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>>144865651

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>>144866137
>he bought a Reaper instead of the superior FMJ

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:(

How much do large warehouses cost?
How much do the crates cost/sell for?
Is there any reason to buy bigger warehouses

>>144864084
>oxfords
lol is he a multimillionaire or a detective from the 20th century

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>>144866137
>he didn´t get the FMJ
the reaper is just a shittier version of the lykan and huracan
its so ugly

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>>144864769
pic related happened a few hours ago with no problems

i mean it's not even a glitch, just taking advantage of terrible netcode

>>144864827
i'm using eset smart security

it has a "panic button" thingy that instantly blocks all traffic with one click

how do I get in a public lobby by myself?

>>144866326
What they say on the website
depends
yes

Play the game before asking dumb questions

>>144866324
*pats*

>>144866226
>>144866369
Not him, but I think the FMJ looks like shit.

>>144865610
>be driving around with my homeboy doing nothing
>suddenly CEO comes after me with his gay friends
>they get farmed
>another fag CEO comes in
>they get farmed too

So far the worst shitters I've encountered were corps.

>>144866423
Dont want to buy an office if its nit wirrh doing all that shit

>>144866356
>not wearing comfy oxforts
>probably wanders around in flip flops and fedora
>being that much of a pleb

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Does selling cargo work yet or do the servers still sperg out?

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>>144866369
The Reaper is the closest thing I can get to a Huracan, let me dream.
Personally, I think the FMJ looks like shit imo.

>>144866583
>its nit wirrh
Really.
It's not though.

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>>144866383

>>144866480
Yet somehow they made the reaper look worse.

>>144866714
I think I prefer the Reaper, though they're both shit. T20 looks better.

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>>144866480
the back is a bit off and the front lights are meh
"but muh ford gt"

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>>144866707
u have to sorta dc urself quickly

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>>144864587
>armored SUV is the only vehicle I'm looking forward to from the update
>buy it first thing
>it's a fucking mutant gorilla rape rampage on wheels
>mfw

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>>144866895

>>144866985
How much punishment can the new armored suv take?

>>144866895
>>144867073
I fucking hate the new Ford GT as well. Wish the Bullet wasn't fucking shit though.

>>144867161
still the best super this update
the huracan is shit

please save us based one77

>lv400+ kurumashitter reports and votekick because you spawned closer to objective
whoooa.jpg

>>144865471
I thought bounties made it so insurance didn't count? He might have been driving someone else's personal vehicle though

So basically the fastest way to make money is to have two warehouses, one large and one small, and jump between them avoiding job cool down. Then selling off the small warehouse content while saving up in the large one until you have a huge haul.

>>144867621
It's probably better to have two large ones

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>Level 1 character joins Paci Stan finale

>>144867686
You'll end up never filling up the large ones at that rate. The smaller one is just for a fast turn around, while the large one is the long term investment.

>>144867982
lv1 shouldnt even know how to use join, probably a second char

>>144868005
You'll just make less money by selling small warehouses with shorter intervals though. More goods=more money per crate. Yes, it'll take longer to fill up but you'll make more money

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I don't think I've ever really looked at the chat in freemode.

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>>144865428
I miss old Chi Chi

>>144868048
Why even run heists on a secondary character? You just have less health and armor slots. Any money you make on your main can be used by your alt.

>>144868135
You're making less per minute if you wait to fill up 222 crates and double your risk of investment turning up bad due to having two high risk high reward properties.

>>144868423
>You're making less per minute if you wait to fill up 222 crates
By that logic, wouldn't you make less per minute if you wait until any large ones are filled?

>>144864880
>Fantano
pcucks everyone

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Hobo update when. I found this gem of a real estate spot.

>>144864570
a controller is pretty much required for cars like the dukes

give it a little too much gas or steer a little too hard at the wrong moment and you'll end up in the dirt

>>144866614
>>not wearing comfy oxforts
they aren't exactly fashionable and I can't feel my character's feet

>>probably wanders around in flip flops and fedora
If that's the first thing that comes to your mind then I'm inclined to believe you once actually wore those things

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>left meme and was able to do the missions

>>144868687
hobo update wuld be kewl

nice spot anon

>Be an actual CEO of a successful criminal organization
>Still get calls from local methdealers like fucking Ron asking me why they haven't heard from me lately
What the fuck is that assistant doing?

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>>144868687
>hobo update
>$2,000,000 for an old raggy tent
>$700,000 to upgrade for a barrel campfire

>>144869080
>Not doing some dirty work for a quick 23k

>>144869080
>someone, not something and this someone isn't you

>>144869080
>some assholes are still trying to mess with what's ours

what did he mean by this?

gotta say, regardless of everything else this is pretty solid pve content

i probably won't feel the same way after i've done every cargo mission 50 times but for now i'm making decent money AND having fun doing it

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>>144868965
>>left meme
>It's stops being meme and becomes a good thing because of the update

>>144869080
Would you go into business with TPI?

>>144867982
It's Pacific Standard, THE second easiest heist in the game, why not? Just send him a text that reads "run out bank, go back in and wait.'

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>>144869489
not worth it, grinding is shit

>>144869080
>be out on a trip to deliver 2 million dollars worth of contraband
>this happens
https://a.pomf.cat/fbdhbh.webm

>>144869495
Fuck no. Even if you'd disregard him being unstable as fuck and 120% likely to doublecross you just because he sees a window the size of an ant and fucks up both of you, I also dislike the him as a character and a person.

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r8 my pl8

>>144869854
Did Trevor ever doublecross anyone who didn't fuck with him?

>>144870015
I'm not sure, but I guess I wasn't really thinking of actual doublecrossing, rather him being an idiot. Like at the end of Series A (which surprisingly works well for you), and kidnapping Madrazo's wife.

>>144870015
I'm not sure why he killed Ortega

>>144869979
Good, but Bane would drive a Dukes or Coil Brawler.

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Hi anons, I did some testing and the new SUV is incredible at climbing steep slopes.

Pls post some comfy.

Also I have some footage that the anon who enjoys the SUV should really like.

>You can buy and sell crates in sessions by yourself.

At least that glitch where everyone leaves can be semi useful now

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>>144870419
>>144870419
how do I do the glitch?

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>>144870419
way more fun to buy them in sessions
and sell them by yourself

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>>144870363
is it better than the Baller LE? that one used to be pretty good for offroading as far as I know

>>144870780
>those wheels
>off road

shitty roleplay, anon

Is the new armored suv good? Im thinkin about replacing my baller with it.

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>>144870865
currently it seems to be the best in class at everything.

it has zero customizations tho

>>144870780
im not sure anon, we could do a test sometime i guess!

>>144870865
see >>144864452

yes

>>144870419
PLEASE EXPLAIN GLITCH

>>144870720
idk how to force it, it just happens randomly, try google

>>144868318
To... level up said character?

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>there are people in this general that don't have 2 120+ leveled characters

>>144871048
>>144871064
fuk'n bought, org shit seems useless, im just gona blow my money on cars instead.

>>144871261
>I'm a people in this general who can't keep a second character because the awful character creator forbids me from making a woman of even moderate attractiveness

>>144869630
Tell that to the crew who just failed it twenty times in a row.

Bitches don't know about utility vests. some motherfuckers always be heist skating uphill.

>>144871625
>Utility vests
you mean the vests in the pocket dimension?

>turret limo armoured escort for shipments
>drive limo whilst a guy is on the gun, shooting down jetshitters that try to intercept

luckily this was a terrible jetshitter or we'd have been trashed

this update is pretty """"fun""""" desu

>>144868204
Is there any big Multiplayer game with a Social chat channel that isn't flaming gutter trash?

Well, seems people have gotten wise about the CEO cronies conundrum. No more free help for easy delivers.

>>144872178
?

>>144871102
Different anon here. What I do is limit the bandwidth through my router to about 5kbs (pulling the cable should work the same?) for 10-20 seconds. Too short and you resync, too long and you get disconnected. If you do it right everyone leaves the session and you're alone. However, for me at least that without exception results in a "transaction couldn't be processed" error when selling crates.

can the ceo go into passive mode?

>>144871494
just do it you loser

>>144871048
I'd love to go offroading! I'll message you when I find the time

Here is a lil bit of footage of the new SUV benefactor xls armoured (vs cop car).

https://youtu.be/82CO-xpbHPE

So, what are the best large warehouse locations?

>>144872954
>Just do the impossible
I don't have hundreds of billions of dollars in government funding, anon.

>>144872882
nope, enjoy being killed

How much money do I need to start the new content?

>>144871261
Why would you have 2 sort of high level ones instead of one actual high level one?

>>144873240
one million base for barebones no customization, for a fun time, 3.5mil

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>in lobby by myself because shit internet
>just /idle/ on train whilst uploading video of cop car getting rekt by my XLSa
>alt tab back in after 5 mins or so and check chat to see if anyone said anything
>see this message

tfw bullied...

>>144872960
sounds gud c:

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>>144873079
i mean just make the character you dumb donut

>>144873278
level is meaningless after 135, which is when you unlock the last slot of armor, which really isn't even needed

and i have 2 characters because it lets me have more cars and clothing options

>>144866137

Anyone have pictures of the reaper? What you see in the game isn't very clear and looks odd.

>>144873481
I still haven't hit the car limit, and clothing isn't limited. Unless you're talking about male/female.

>>144873481
Making a somewhat attractive female is the goal for an alt, since I already have an early 90's black guy. But reaching such a goal would take months, if not years of research and development

Someone drop me some money please.

Anyone on here willing to do the dirty deed?

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Behold console graphics for PC!

>>144871678
No I mean the heist armor utility vests that reduce damage to 50% but stop you from sprinting. makes solo-running to the kuruma in Paci Stan a breeze, but if anyone not wearing one decides to come with you out of the bank they usually die like an idiot and ruin everything.

>>144873597
>Unless you're talking about male/female.
I am. Game doesn't have SR plastic surgery, nor does it let you wear the other gender's clothes, so I need 2 characters to get all of it.

>>144873708
how about you earn the money and stop acting liking a nigger on welfare

>>144873382
Thanks.

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>buy armored vehicle
>tires aren't bulletproof as standard

>>144873856
I didn't know Rockstar ported GTAV to the GBA.

>>144873868

No it would be nice to have an double H cup bimbo running around in 5 inch heels doing heists.

>>144873868
Considering that I do not care about those things, there is no reason for me to have two high level characters, so talking shit about those people is wrong.

>>144873864
Oh yeah, that armor. I didn't know it actually did anything aside from slow me down.

>>144873046
whichever are closer to your hq

>>144874081
Okay, I was about to only look at how easy they're to get to, but thanks for the actual info.

>>144873987
>It only has 80% armoring by default

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>>144870720
my dick

>>144873987
Which vehicle?

What the fuck is the purpose of being an associate? I've done like 5 crate missions with an org and I only get like 7k-9k, and that's only for being an associate

Am I missing something here? Because being a bodyguard gave you x5 of this iirc

>>144874170
>still have to pay full price for 100% armor

How the brickade compared to a standard insurgent?

>>144874457

idk if it goes for the other "Armored" varients (not the kuruma, I'm pretty sure) but my armored cogno 57 needed the upgrade for bulletproofs

>>144873987
>buy gun
>bullets aren't bulletproof as standard

>>144874659
Kuruma and insurgent both have armored tires by default, they used to have purchasable armor grades but they don't anymore.

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BRA
FUCKING
VO
KEK
STAR

>>144873451
comfycuck, post your dukes ;)

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Great update

>>144861929
Que Tampa?

>>144874960
?

>>144863658
pffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>change colour of Kuruma's spoiler
>traction stat dramatically increases.

>>144873856
>Skiddy outfit

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>>144875016
what

>>144875119
Do you have a Dukes? Post it my man ;)

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>FLYNN_LIVES
>Trashtalking like he's good
>put him down repeatedly
>has to accept a mission to bitch out because he cant passive due to ceo

Thanks for the laughs senpai, made my day desu
Even unblocked niggus to lmao@u

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>>144873987

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>>144875601
fucking flynn
>gets buttblasted i kill some random over and over
>kill him aswell
>he just fucks off

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good game rockstar

There's no downside to the safe, right? Aside from it costing money to buy once.

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>>144875493
I don't have a dukes anon. Do you?

>>144873987
>buy apartment
>isn't full of hookers as standard

wtf this game mane

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>>144875651
literally perfect

>>144875975
>>144875975
>buy car
>doesn´t have tires as standard
this fucking game man

I wish you could sell boats and planes you've bought in the past, I maybe only use 2 ever.

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Really enjoying MrBossFTW's videos recently. Guy is charismatic as fuck and you can tell he loves what he's doing.

>>144876263
But literally any car you buy from a dealership is going to have tires

Do you have aspergers or something?

>>144875865
It takes another million to fill it, and you can't get that money back

>>144875856
just got kicked out of a game and got this too.
first time seeing this, the game hard crashed

anyone wanna add me to their company for shits and giggles?

>>144876347
>missing the joke

>>144876398
>Doubt.jpg

>>144876440
lol no

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>>144876329
>Really enjoying MrBossFTW's videos recently. Guy is charismatic as fuck

Are the both the Reaper and FMJ any better than the usual supercars? like the Zent, Turismo, T20?

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tfw sold max large warehouse and pic related

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>>144876452
you're a joke tbqh

>>144876483
k then

>>144876483
rood

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>>144876529
FMJ seems promising
reaper is a joke

>>144876565

>>144876549
>selling before filling more warehouses
>selling before reddit babbies force cuckstar to increase the payout

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>>144876549

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Post your vehicles that seem to annoy people.

>>144876552
dont post qt anime grils and then be rude

>>144876549
gratz anon

>>144876529
FMJ comes very close.
Reaper a bit behind, but nothing too bad - the differences between the supers are minimal, i.e. balanced.

anyone tried selling crates since like 4 hours ago? wondering if the transaction failed shit is still happening

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>>144876565
If you're on in a few hours, you too can be a Nice Guy!

I don't really have an idea of what to do besides drive crates from point A to B, and B to C

>>144876524
>doesn´t know half the time what he´s saying
>whatever comes out of his mouth is somehow confirmed
>rehashes his videos every now and then
>gets his shit from other youtuber without any links or info on them
>shills for g2a and shark cards
this guy man...

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>>144876846
>being a nigger

>>144877015
Hey now, I'm just a Nice Guy

>>144875865
Never mind downside is there an upside to having one?

Don't be fooled. Every update, no matter how well disguised, is a money sink mean to get you to buy shark cards.

>>144877065
No. I already knew that hence why I didn't ask for it.

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Question about the Rumpo Custom

Will driving it allow for more crate pickups than just one? It should.

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>>144876846
>black character

>>144877015

you're not being the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be

>>144877086
no shit
>yachts
>2.2 million dollar cars
>offices
>planes
>warehouses

>>144873987
>>144874668
>>144874668
>>144875975
>buy game
>it's a buggy piece of rubbish full of shitters and faggots

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>>144876329
I would reply with bait 1.jpg but honestly this is the first time the bait is actually working on me
I am legit mad

>>144876846
Now thats a cozy decor you have there.

>>144877086
god forbid we spend these literal millions of dollars we've had for years now

>>144876846
The joke of having a black character wears off quickly.

>>144877092
>hence why

>>144877284
Do you have a better way of saying that?

>>144877193
you ruined the joke

>>144877147
>>144877015
Young black people are the best characters to play as in GTAO, desu

If only for the fact that they look good wearing literally anything in the game. Meanwhile, pasty ass white dudes and gals don't look right wearing clothes from the lowrider update.

>guy: lol calling mercenaries on me is a waswte of money ill just kill them nab
>mercenaries have successfully killed guy
>guy has left
:3

>>144877231
>>144877147
I'm starting to question whether or not you guys are Nice Guys material

>>144877336
>being a nigger
>wearing nigger clothes
Please, end yourself.

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is it time to panic?

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Comfy

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>>144877410
nah i'm good f-a-m

>>144877519
Nope, see: >>144875856

We just wait it out.

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>>144877336
>wearing nigger shit

>>144877329
was that retard in hovermode?

>>144877336
>wanting to wear nignog rags
white girls in loose nigga clothes look ok. blacks look like shit by default

>>144877548
hey, thats pretty good.
Too bad it costs like 2mill to make it cozy

>>144877312
yeah, don't put 'why' after 'hence'

>>144877631
what do you wear?

>in b4 he doesn't tell us what he wears or drives

>>144877712
I think that's wrong.

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>>144877316
My 1000 hours or so spent on this bloated mess of a game searching for those fleeting moments of fun and enjoyment lost me my sense of humour long ago, pham

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>>144877652
it does cost a bit. it certainly is cozy tho

>>144877757
then you don't know what 'hence' means you fuckin' mong

Why the fuck should I be an associate? Fuck it, I got $8,000 for doing a mission for my buddy, he got $200,000+.

>>144877548
faction is the only car that can be given those giant wheels?

>>144870193
You actually didn't have too kill him

>>144877937
it's the only donk car, yes

>>144877913
You get the pleasure of knowing that the operation relies on loyal minions like you taking it up the ass financially

>>144877195

Let me guess, DomIsLive fan? I'm not sure why his fans get so mad. Dom used to be the king of GTA but he's old news. MrBoss has claimed he throne and you'll have to accept it.

>>144873856
So... this is the power of the PS4... woah

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>>144877913
that´s the idea
and it´s a horrible one
org members should get a cut for helping deliver stock

>>144877937
as of right now, yeah

>>144878010
According to the wiki, he comes back during the assault on Trevor's meth lab and has to die there.

At any rate, he did still ruin Ortega's business

>>144876846
What's your SC?

>>144878106
so does it not even give a 15 minute salary like being a bodyguard does? haven't had a chance to try any of it out so i'm curious

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>>144875971
Quite. Rate it.

I based it on the furious 7 ending charger posted in the last thread.

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>>144876483

>>144877810
i like the glass roof but the dash looks too old

ffs now i want one of those

>>144878240
the 15 min salary yes
but it´s annoying getting the cargo, fighting shitters while the VIP does jack shit and is afk

>>144877015
Make America Great Again, aren't we? Huh?

>>144877871
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hence
Seems right to me mate.

>>144876668
>>144876720

So FMJ it is. Does it only a primary paint color or secondary?

>>144877284
hence, why

new armed vehicles when?
two seater fighter jet when?

>>144878570
in 30 mins

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Did I just buy a crate of money?

>>144869080
>be an actual CEO
>doing cargo deliveries like a fucking courier

Pick one.

Also:
>99% of the time, the delivery goes wrong in some way

>>144878018
>>144878152
thanks
shame, at least some other muscle cars would be neat

So it seems like heists are still better for making money than the CEO shit, but what about contact missions? Is grinding that still more profitable or no?

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Are the servers unfucked yet?

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>>144878701
probably counterfeit
makes the most sense, like in gta 4

>>144878701
laundering money means you loose value

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>>144878743
>having shitty office decor

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The XLS is a nice car.
I like it much better than my baller.

>>144878743
S L U T S

>>144878743
Who's the uggo between Rora and Joac

>>144878437
>hence means 'therefore' or 'so'. It would look very odd to say 'therefore why' or to say 'so why'. It can also mean 'which is why'.

Seems wrong to everyone who can speak English, mate.

>>144878570

They

>Still have not fixed horizon dials in planes
>Still have not fixed car side windows vanishing after missions and heists.
>Still have not fixed having consequences for quitters or shitters in heists and missions.
>Still have not fixed airplane engine decay.

>>144878736
lol no
they nerfed that some time ago
contact missions are dead, you´ll only get 7k for 10 mins of work

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>>144878254
It looks solid anon, I like it a lot. Fun to drive?

>>144878342
I'm glad you like the glass roof, I consider it a moon-roof for those nice night-time drives. I personally don't mind the dash, I think it's nice, but I can understand how it could be thought of as old or dated.

the DONK is pretty fun desu. I was really not into them in the beginning because I thought it would be a shitty, half-plastic piece of crap annoying wheels. But it actually has some charm to it, imo.

>>144878505
It has small secondary areas if you purchase those customizations. It's mainly just primary though.

>>144878704
I'd enjoy that for sure.

>>144878841
did you just hop offline? I saw you in my lobby for a brief sec. Glad you to hear you like your new XLS.

>>144878743
PS4 servers are down currently

>>144878841
>stock rims

>>144878927
>Quoting nobody
Nice.

>>144878701
>moneyrolls not even cut
It's fake.

>>144878701
>2k for a crate of monopoly dosh

>>144878523
Commas don't fix incorrect phrases.
>>144879015
>google is really difficult to use

You're a moron. "Hence why" is wrong, only stupid people would argue that it isn't. Good day, retard.

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>>144879119
never seen someone this rused before

>>144878073
>Let me guess, DomIsLive fan?
Who?
>I'm not sure why his fans get so mad. Dom used to be the king of GTA but he's old news. MrBoss has claimed he throne and you'll have to accept it.
If he's you tuber or Twitch streamer I don't know him

>>144878736
They can be fun if you take your time but if you are playing with randoms some shitter with a kuruma will rush it and you only get <5k$.

>>144879119
>>google is really difficult to use
Not really, but I'm not going to google a source for somebody. That's their job, I ain't spoonfeeding no babbies. If you talk shit, back it up.

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>>144877913
It's just like real life. Wage slaves carry the operation while the shareholders reap the benefits.

>>144878841
Yea I was but, I'm gonna hop on when the servers aren't shitting the bed. The Saving failed and then saving successful is triggering me.

>>144878968
Most of the rims they have are too gaudy for SUVs. So I rock the stock rims with bullet proof tires for most SUVs and trucks

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>can't give her the shares she wants
>can't bang her in the shower

>>144879204
when it comes to incorrect/correct grammer some people rage hard :c

>>144878927
>>144878951

Dunno I can make more more faster in missions than heists, most people running heists are low level kiddies who just can't play right even take forever to ready up or just die very quick. In missions if they die you can just keep goin.

>>144879256
>20 mins gone by
>max 13k

just do freemode events or heists

>>144879296
I agree but the stock rims on the new suv are actually the zion cabrio stock rims so...

>>144878370
>while the VIP does jack shit and is afk
stop working for lazy fuckheads

>>144879314
>can't bang her in the shower
Virgin detected, it sucks.

>>144878951
>titan of a job
>20k for 15 minutes

what shitty jobs are you doing?

>>144878831
>he bought the "contrast" ikea value greyscale decor for 1mill$
kek

>>144878841
i like the lights on front, bought the armored one but plannin on getting the normie too

>>144879356
I always get around 20k when im doing things with comfy pace. Heists still trigger me after i got disconnected from finals repeatedly for no reason.

>>144879508
>20k for 15 mins
that´s no better man
that´s 40k and hour of the same mission over and over
might aswell do heists

>>144879689
it's an option if you have no reliable people to do heists with at least

>>144879490
>>can't bang her in the shower
>Virgin detected, it sucks.

small dick detected
must suck.

>>144879857
that has nothing to do with penis size

like at all

>>144875865
So, is there?

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>>144879857
No lube is no fun desu

>>144866369
>>144866895
>>144866937

How much does it cost to fully upgrade?

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>>144862479
>>144878841

Dem lights tho

>>144879490
>Virgin detected
No shit Sherlock. Next you'll say he's a NEET.