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Norscans must die Edition

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Old >>144772117
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How do you make a gobbo-only campaign ? Can you change your LL to a gob with a mod ?
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*insults your favourite total war game*

I bet you can't even talk to girls haha.
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>>144824906
What's the in-world reason for norscans being like twice the size of normal humans? Are they some kind of sub-race? Does Chaos energies being around you your whole like make you huge?
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>>144825056
Everyone who likes that total war ruined /twg/
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>>144825031
just replace your LL first turn
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>>144825056
haha
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Opinions on my cat?
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>>144825194
How do you do that ?
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>>144824906
Rollan!
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>>144825282
open up your commanders details menu and click the little boot on the bottom right
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>144824906
>6'0 vs 5'11
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>>144825031
I used http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=692490077&searchtext= and picked crooked moon, starts you with a gobbo lord and night goblins.
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>>144825408
fred durstin
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>>144825264
You're a gay faggot that should kill xirself
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>>144825408
We need some more challenges similar to gobbos only. Anyone have ideas?
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>>144825463
man gobbo only campaign must be brutal
the fanatics do okay in combat but the rest is pretty trash
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>all of these stupid quotes about Bretonnian knights

Bretonnians were clearly supposed to be in the game on release but because CA fucked up their planning they have to release them as a freeLC

Amusingly that just makes them look better in the eyes of the average person
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>>144825624
*adjusts trilby* but we're no "average person"...

In all seriousness though, I'm reasonably upset that they released payed DLC along with the game on release.
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>>144825624
Nah man, blame sega rushing the game if anything.
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I married my vampire waifu!
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>>144825624
I hope we'll also get dismount button with them
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>>144825740
I will always remember my freshman year of college because my RA owned a fedora and he legitimately thought it was cool

He was also one of those dicks who goes around looking for students who might be breaking some minor rule
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>>144825938
there better be some qt elves when they come out
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>>144826083
They will never be as qt as my vampire waifu.
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>>144826157
i wouldn't be so sure. they might not have man-faces.
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>>144826157
I like the ones with veils more 2bh
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>>144825264
Cats are shit animals.
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>>144826205
Elves only got ugly faces.

>>144826367
Your waifu is very nice.
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>not playing on Ultra unit-size
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Does anyone have any experience with using the faction unlocker mod to play as minor factions in a coop campaign? Does it work okay? Is it going to mess with my current singleplayer campaign saves any?
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>>144826635
It works perfectly fine in coop, done it quite a bit. I've never had it cause a problem with my singleplayer but to be safe uncheck it on the mod manager when loading a campaign that doesn't use it.
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>>144826795
That's what I needed to hear. Thanks, anon
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>>144825604
>gobbos only
>no monsters
>no tank/gryphons
>purge the french as empire
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>>144825604
Norsca Invasion run, use only Marauder units etc.
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>>144827095
>Just Auto Resolve my campaign senpai
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>>144825162
>Does Chaos energies being around you your whole like make you huge?
This
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>>144827370
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON

4 SCOOPS OF KHORNE A DAY
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>>144825264
pretty sweet lookin/10
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>>144825264

Filch's cat/10

Must suck being a squib.
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>>144825162
Basically how our world's Northmen had a general height advantage, taken to the extreme because it's a fantasy world and everything must be taken to its extreme.
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>>144828454
Are you suggesting that the reason actual scandinavians are taller on average is because of a less extreme form of chaos corruption?
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>>144828715
You got it, buddy
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Mousillon is fun and I like the aesthetic mod
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why's this still running whenever I quit the game?
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>>144828715
...yep.
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>>144828332
>Harry Potter: Total War

It would be shit
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Does anyone know how the Kraka Drak mod plays? How buggy is it? Also how hard is it fending off Surtha Ek and Felman Ingersson from turn 1?
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Let's try this again: What's wrong with my deployment here?
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>>144829340
unless my eyes deceive me and that's actually a sharp slope then those cannons can't fire
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>>144829340
Your infantry are too bunched up, spread them out a bit or you'll get the shit flanked out of you. Move your cannons back and make sure your cavalry stop anyone from going around to take them out. Where they are now, they'll have a hard time firing without shooting a cannon straight up some poor crossbowman's asshole.
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>>144829340
I see nothing really wrong, but I'd move the swords in the middle up next to each other where the front one is. I get what you're trying to do to keep it clear for the gunners, but everything will end up blobbing infront of them anyway.
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>>144825264
9/10
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>>144829340
>>144826535
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>>144829340
Make a line with infantry
Put gunners and crossbows to sides
Put cannons forward
Charge when enemy gets close to cannons or put infantry on both sides in advance
Flank blob with ranged and cavalry
Protect ranged with halberds
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>>144829340
I'd move the gunners a bit further back so that they don't accidentally get engaged as enemy units start to overlap around your infantry.

Dwarfs are much better at the pike and shot style of hand gun deployment due to their infantry being much much tougher and with higher moral less prone to flanking issues. but empire can do it too, but they definitely need support.
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DARKNESS COMES

and so do i
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>>144831080
BY THE HAMMER, HAMMER THEM!
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God damn Ungrim's voice actor is fucking garbage. In fact, the majority of them are terrible and don't fit their roles. I wonder how hard it would be to replace the voice overs with someone else saying the exact same thing.
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>>144825264
Would
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>>144831243
Bye Groongeese bee-ard
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The flying bats make enemy armies act weird

They run around like they want to engage the bats, but then the AI realizes it can't actually hit them
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>playing orcs
>forget about Bjornlings
>all my armies are up north

fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>144831608
>not having walls

lmao
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>>144831243
>In fact, the majority of them are terrible and don't fit their roles
how do you mean
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>>144831243
Cant fault thorgrims VA though. Well bearded.
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>>144831608
They sieged me for 15 turns and assaulted 3 times before Azhag showed up to finish of the stragglers in my game
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>>144825264
Milo > Ben Shapiro
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>>144831874
Whaaaaaat
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>>144831243
Agreed, at least from what I heard from Azhag. Sounded like some fat geezer they got off the local pub. An orc voice should not remind you of a ummie.
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God fucking damnit, I can't stop saying it.
Is there any way to get rid of a specific voice line? I don't want to mute the game because I love the sound track. I'm playing VC and every time I hear "Darkness comes" I ALWAYS say "and so do i" under my breath. I can't help it, and I'm worried someones going to hear me whispering "and so do i" over and over again, and I can't very well explain it to them. I swear every character, regardless of necromancer or vampire lord says "Darkness comes" at least twice a turn, and it's really putting me on edge.
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>>144832530
Darkness comes...
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>>144832596
I'm being serious. I can't seem to find the sound files they use for voice lines, so I was hoping someone could help me get rid of that specific line. It wouldn't feel right if everybody was mute, I just want that line gone.
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>>144832718
Darkness comes...
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>>144832718
have you considered not being autistic instead
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>>144832718
kill them
raise them
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>>144832718
DARKNESS COMES

and so do i
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>>144832946
Stick them in a stew
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>>144825408
rolling
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>>144832718
just keep doing it. Who cares
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>>144825938
She looks kind of grumpy, do you think that she is nice and kind hearted?
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>>144832816
And so do U
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>>144833252
Of course she is! Unless you support the false Emperor from Reikland.
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>recruit orc shaman for azhag quest
>end turn
>this pops
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>>144833252
You get a glimpse of one in the vampire intro video, she giggles. Probably a total sweetheart when she isn't hungry.
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>>144833358
SIGMAR FORBIDS THIS
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>>144831979
I can't stand Milo's accent. Sorry.
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>>144833423
BY SIGMAR, NO!
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>>144833390
I get this event way too often
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Kholek or Archaeon for chaos vh playthrough?
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Sorry for being dumb but can someone explain magic to me?

About the spell on the left, what does it do exactly? What are power reserves? When is the best time to use this spell?

And about the UI on the right. The 30 there is basically the mana of my entire army right? What about that little curving bar there, what is that?

Also, is it just me or are the only useful spells the ones that buff/debuff? Damage and vortex spells feel so weak.
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>>144833776
Sigvald is what I did my legendary with, so use Sigvald.
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>>144833804
Also, I have a character that has multiple spells that do that. Do the effects stack?
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>>144833804
ur gonna go to warhammer and do spells and shit
an yer gonna be fuckin pleased about it
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>>144833804
On the left are character abilities, not spells. On the right are spells.

There is a certain amount of mana that you can hold at one time, and you got mana reserves, which returns mana back to you slowly over a few seconds or minutes. Damage spells against a group of units on larger battle sizes are shit. Damage spells against single targets are okay. If you're playing Mannfred or a Vampire hero, you'll learn to love the starting Lore of Death spell.
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>>144833776
Archaon is the only appropriate leading lord, but Kholek can be forgiven because he can get 80% ward and that's just bonkers.
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>>144833804
curvy bar is reserves
30 is the amount of magic you have to use
if you hover over it it shows how much magic you have/the rate you take it out of reserves. Reserves is the total amount you have to use

Magic is really weak atm, besides some single target spells and buffs
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>>144831729
You've got norscans that sound like posh english, orks that sound like drunks and who suffer from the same thing as the dwarfs, the voice actor's voices aren't deep enough, an ork's voice is supposed to be deafening and booming and a dwarfs is supposed to sound deep and rumbling like the mines they work in, you've got people half assing the empire troops, the same god damn voice actor for each faction because CA was too lazy and cheap to get a different VA for each one. A lot of them have a bad habit of mumbling and slurring words together and its not because the character is like that, its because they're having a hard time trying to get the voice right. At least the brittonians sound okay, its obviously getting a little overblown and forced but at least they put effort in, same with the voice actor for franz and some of the voice actors for the vampires. However the female voice actor for them sucks ass and just sounds like she's some random person off the street reading the lines. I think the biggest culprit is that they aren't really getting into and enjoying their rolls.
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Anyone willing to walk me trough the early campaign as orcs? I've tried several times at hard, but i still dont have any idea what im supposed to be doing.

Campaign map related things:
>Should i rush the dwarves? They seem to hit their t2 powerspike much faster than me.

>Should I have something like an army of gobbos to just run around rading and sacking, or have it support the main army?

>What I should occupy? Only the starting province? The mountains where you start?

>How to handle the economy? Run your shit close to red line to keep your army as big as it can early and support it by loot you get?

Then Battles:
>What is good for taking down dwarves? Loads of light cav? Are the chariots good?

> How i should actually do the battles? Distract with light cav so i dont get crossbowed to death? Try to use the grimgors black orcs to cut their line in two?

I've played trough Empire on hard, if it tells anything. Which funnily enough wasnt this confusing, seemed to have much more natural expansion directions. And ive played other TW's, but mostly as heavy infantry factions, so this is pretty new to me.
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When do I get Mannfred's last quest battle?
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>>144834192
When I beat them on Hard I fought the Orcs until I got a WAAAGH and then I attacked the dwarves with it.

If you're going to attack them inside a city try and make sure it's just the garrison you're fighting. The Boar Boy that Grimgor gets helps a lot.
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>stunties coming to heel
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>>144834192
Bully other orcs first, try and diplomacy your way out of early dwarf wars.

Raid border fags for money. Outmuscle or confederate the other tribes, then pick off Azul with big armies.
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>>144833804
The left are skills or magic items, not spells. Just hover over them and you'll see descriptions of what these skills or items do. On the left the buttons are your spells. The 30 is how much magic you currently have to use. The bar is your power reserves (default 60, depends on winds of magic). This is what is used to fill up the active number (30), and also determines the speed it fills. If you blow all your spells at once, you will have very low power reserves and regenerate magic at a low rate, so the idea is to keep yourself topped off and use spells sparingly unless you've got some good items (Wand of Jet for example).

The reason the only spells that are worthwhile are buffs/debuffs is because the damage is bugged for all spells, and the hit detection on "bombardment" type spells. The higher the Unit Size in your options, the less damage they'll do instead of scaling properly. This is why Searing Doom (Lore of Metal) will kill maybe 4 guys if you're lucky over 15 minutes of pitched battle.

Oh and if you double click a spell before casting it, it will be "overcharged" and have additional or better effects, but have a 50% chance of doing shitloads of damage to your wizard. They also will cost more magic, making overcharging pretty much worthless with how bad magic already is.

God I hope they give magic a serious overhaul if not at least some fucking band-aid fixes. Literally the only reason to play Kemmler or Gelt is if you want to make things arbitrarily more difficult for yourself. Thanks, Warhammer.
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>>144834429
>race traitors

THATS GOIN IN THE BOOK
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>>144834192
Don't rush the Dwarfs, Thorgrim will fuck you up.
Grab your province and go south.
You should be able to go for a peace pact with the bloody spears once you grab the one they have.
Try to confederate later on and then start your crusade against the stunties.
Money is going to be tight.
Sack, raid or build shinies.
Later on you'll get a couple gold mines from the Dwarfs which will ease your pain.
For taking down dwarfs, bring two armies. They're the only faction that doesn't seem to instantly replenish their stacks. So do damage to them and they'll be hurting.
For a starting comp, 4 arrer boyz a couple rock lobbas, and infantry to fill in, use gobbos if you're strapped for cash.
Spiders and wolves can be useful to harass ranged infantry and arty.
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>>144834192
be a horde, not a nation. Black Crag is defensible so hold that and maybe the province, don't worry about other settlements, they're all just sack materal. FIND armies, and BEAT THE SHIT out of them. Do not play like you're a nation looking to expand and invest in territory, there will be time for that later. Play like a warboss looking for the FIGHT, seek out armies aggressively and KILL THEM.
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>>144834192
I have done greenskins on legendary. Heed my words, if you dare.

>Should i rush the dwarves? They seem to hit their t2 powerspike much faster than me.
I said "fuck the dwarves" and went south, taking out Karak Azul after dealing with the tooth-dudes.
>Should I have something like an army of gobbos to just run around rading and sacking, or have it support the main army?
I had shit tons of armies, and I can't 100% tell you what I did do early game, I really didn't use many gobbos, other than night goblins later on. Let alone a gobbo raiding crew.
>What I should occupy? Only the starting province? The mountains where you start?
Like I said, run south, I got lucky and the top knotz were complete bros to me, starting the alliance with me, rather than the typical other-way-around. So teaming up on the tooth-dudes and Karak Azul with 2 allies made it manageable.
>How to handle the economy? Run your shit close to red line to keep your army as big as it can early and support it by loot you get?
I like to run a strong economy, so I really only had recruitment buildings in my main city, which I'll touch on in a bit. Big boss tents are incredibly crucial, especially on higher diificulties, if you want to maintain your provinces without rebellions every two turns. They also reduce corruption, so having a ton of them is handy as fuck. Other than that, get walls on most settlements, and if you feel like they're not in danger, feel free to tear them down, and build more economy, if possible.

My capital actually had constant rebellions all game, since I was a greedy fuck. Building only one of each military building is actually viable with global recruitment due to shaman huts giving you more global recruitment slots.

>What is good for taking down dwarves? Loads of light cav? Are the chariots good?
As long as you keep the "orc cav sucks" meme in your mind, while still building a couple cav units you'll do pretty well. Too long cont.
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>>144834019
>>144834135
>>144834505
Thanks a ton.

Does this mean if I have a spell that "Greatly increases power reserves" I should spam it whenever the curvy bar isn't full?
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>>144834192
>>144834757
part 2.

>What is good for taking down dwarves? Loads of light cav? Are the chariots good?
Goblin wolf riders are incredibly cheap, and for good reason. On the same note, they're incredibly fast, and can throw off the dwarves aim if you're willing to throw your cav away.
Abuse Grimgor. If you find a seed of rebirth and/or a health potion, equip Grimgor with it.

I never built a chariot or a giant in my run. Tons of people love the giant, so feel free to build it, but keep in mind, it's not necessary.

Regarding dwarves and the south, though, I only kept my capital city, and expanded south disregarding getting complete "provinces". The dwarves took Iron Rock and I essentially let them, and ignored them, furthering my progress south instead. Early game, dwarves can be tough for an orc to take down. Take a look at your weapon strengths for good armour piercing options. Base orc arrer boys are actually the best archers you can get against dwarves, since night goblins have poor armour piercing, and savage boys have low accuracy.
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>>144834908
ya because you dont gain more reserves in battle, once that's empty no more spells
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>>144835063
Alrighty many thanks.
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>>144835063
Manfred's sword actually lets you replenish the total power reserve when he's in melee.
Which would be extremely useful if melee lasted longer than a minute.
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>>144835151
well i just meant you dont naturally, there's gonna be abilities and whatnot that change that
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JURCHEN FUCKING SHITS
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>>144825264
nice cat anon
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>>144826157
Germanic Priestesses from Attila are infinitely better looking, Vampire waifs look like they're a fucking thousand years old and entering the dry stage of corpsemode, which is technically good as far as lore goes but doesn't make them pretty.
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Do we have any news on FotE? I've seen meloncat around working on WH but I'm really quite more concerned with a finished-up FotE, especially with the startpos fixed up so we don't have to disband and re-recruit entire armies at the start and don't have half-strength garrisons.
Plus having Norse and Slav factions have only their default units feels pretty weird, not least because their unit cards look all different.
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>>144835848
He looks like an English policeman.
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>>144835982
>"WOTS ARR DIS DEN?"
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>>144834380
>>144834496
>>144834584
>>144834757
>>144835008

Some ccookiecutter guides told me to rush dwarves. But sue for peace with dwarves and go fuck up other orcs? Allright. I guess its allright to run red income if you have the money to support it and sack the shit out of everything? This is so different compared to my usual style, which is pretty great actually.

But generally aim south first, and after that just roll with whatever is going on and focus on beating the other orc factions down, so they give you money for peace and later on force them to join you?

Thanks a lot guys!
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>>144836112
In my game Top Knotz took over the entirety of the west, save for the top provinces under the border princes, while Karak Azul spread fast

Basically I confederated all the Orcs in the mountains and in the eastern badlands. I would fight dwarves, gain ground, sue for peace, then turn around and fuck up Karak Azul, and repeat until I took both out
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Anyone else really want to play Medieval 2 after playing as the Empire?

Everytime I slam my Reiksguard into the back of the enemy infantry it makes me want to play M2.

>>144836112
I find that you often won't have red income as Greenskins unless you turn off taxes to help manage public order because of the mine in Black Crag.

That being said, yeah your income being slightly in the red isn't a big deal when you can get the lesser orc tribes to pay you 300-600 gold each turn, and you sack bigger settlements for an upwards of 7-8k.
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>>144834505
>The reason the only spells that are worthwhile are buffs/debuffs is because the damage is bugged for all spells

That's plain wrong
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>>144834429
>kazador the race-traitor
>kazador the dawi-shame
>kazador the shit-heel

IN THE BOOK
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>>144834429
>Orc-Bane
He's a small guy.
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>its a CA still hasnt released a patch episode
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>>144826083
>WH Elves
>qt

Enjoy your ayy lmao sluts
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>Start a Very Hard empire campaign
>Some people don't want non aggro pacts
>Some people don't want to trade
>Gift them all a ton of dollar bills
>They still reject it

WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>144829340
what are your in-game brightness / gamma settings?
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>>144837993
I'm pretty sure there's a cap on positive opinion that cash buys you.
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>>144837816
I know what's up with their faces/eyes but I would still fug
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>>144838141
Reminder that she cucked Finubar with Tyrion.
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>>144837816
That's D&D, not Warhammer
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>>144836486
>>144836490

Thanks again. Loving the general information and guidelines. Most guides and stuff on twc seem to be either faggots whining about weak units and economy as orcs instead of actually giving any advice, or timetables for every turn to something like 20 turns, which is pretty nofun.

Im still wondering though about occupying. Should i occupy something like one or two per province to have some shelter when needed and places to replace losses and generate shekels? Or just wing it and do stuff when it feels good?
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>>144838268
This doesn't look like an alien to you?
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reminder to nullify norn
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>trolls rout faster than goblins
What the fuck
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>>144838921
Yeah, it's dissapointing. Maybe they're better if you rush them and fight weaker enemies but when I used trolls they felt like garbage.

They're giant pussies and they run if they get tickled by Zombies.
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>>144838921
They've really only ran when shot with a lot of ranged shit for me. At least they regen as they run.
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>Getting the punitive trait on an orc lord
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>>144838539
Become the greenskin. Do what feels right. There's no "perfect" way to play, so let the spirit of Gork guide you.

>>144838921
Keep them by your general, and among your other troops. They are pathetic when left unattended, but their actual strength is something you can capitalize on.
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Remember everyone; for a nice casual experience feel free to download one of the many "make my game boring as fuck" cheat mods on "most subscribed" page 2 and 3.
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>>144837993
VH is just a retarded autist adventure, you have to live with that.

You could also play Normal or Hard if you want to have fun
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>>144838976
They have like 50 something speed so I used them as flanking units to great effect and they're decent enough as monsterous battering rams.
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>>144839251
Should I get the double skill points one? The increased movement speed one? The one that makes the enemy not able to use agents? Or one of the many overpowered-unit mods?

Ah hell, I'll take em all.

>>144839312
Casual detected.
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>Huns in FotE
Remind me why they have tier 3 spearmen and free hordes of Bosphoran infantry that can fight evenly with my germanic infantry as well as tier 3 germanic horsemen
What the fuck DON'T they have tier 3s of?
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>>144825264
Cute as heck
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>>144839406
The first two and last one apply to enemy factions too! So instead of that why not try out one of the "no upkeep - player only" mods!
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>>144839312
Hard is way too facking easy though.
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>>144838681
This doesn't
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>>144839406
>Casual detected
Got my Everchosen and Emperor achievment, Very Hard still isn't fun and feels more like work than a game.

Back to Normal or Hard campaign to have actual fun.
Also only capturing Western and Eastern Sylvania and then waging an eternal war against the Empire without capturing or razing anything is the best thing ever.
Fighting only for the sake of fighting!
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>>144839251
Mods I downloaded:
home region movement bonus
retinues don't go away
slower skirmish cav
level 60 cap
no floppy hats

rate my casualness
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The biggest problem with total war is that unless you let the AI cheat in and out of battles you'll never get to know the struggle of keeping your empire alive. It's just a slow guaranteed victory that feels so empty in the end. I want to fear the end times.
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>>144839705
>no floppy hats
literally get the fuck off this board and never come back. you're the lowest form of human life and deserve to be gunned down in a back alleyway by a thunderer.
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>>144839640
That's true, but how can the game be made harder without making the AI cheating that obviously?
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People are saying that very hard BAI acts differently in TWW
Are they just memeing?
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>>144839705
>no floppy hats
gtfo
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>>144839705
All of that effects the AI as well but would potentially make end game easier.

not really casual... but terrible taste in hats.They rub off on you.
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>>144838234
Then cucked Tyrion with Malekith.
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>>144839747

>tfw the Huns bring out a true end times feel with those damn horse archers
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Am I never supposed to have downtime as Orcs?
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How many Archaons must Grimgor kill so Archaon wont respawn in the North-East corner?
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>>144840027
Why would you want downtime? The only downtime you should have as greenskins is when everyone else is dead
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>>144840027
Orcs have downtime when they're dead
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>>144840027
not really
but if you do just raid
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>>144839705
>no floppy hats

Well done, anon. Well done. Their butthurt is delicious.
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>>144839705
>not liking badass hats
Poor taste anon, why not just go use radious
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>>144839705
>no floppy hats
go back to Bretonnia with you
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>>144840027
Dwarves offered me NAP and after that I spent 20 or so turn raiding their best provinces. Each army got a Waaagh and reduced Dwarves from 15 cities to 5 in a couple of turns.
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>>144839973
Further reminder that Elves are matriarchal:
>High Elves have the Everqueen who cucks her husband with the Phoenix King for a year
>Wood Elves have Ariel who has an annual rotation of boytoys that become Orion
>Malekith is momma's boy for Morathi
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>>144839705

>no floppy hats

Don't talk to me or my general ever again you piece of shit.
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>>144840079
i'm pretty sure everyones just joking around
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>>144840142
>tfw not an elven girl
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I can't wait for the release of black orc professional trebuchets, what are you guys looking forward to?
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>>144840252
I'm eager for the mounted(flying) version
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>>144840252
Dwarf pegasus archers.
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>>144840189
No we fucking aren't. Those hats are based and you got poor ass taste.
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>>144840252
Handgunner Zombie Doom Divers (Lore of Light)
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>defend city as dwarfs
>can't put canons on the walls

What the fuck?
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>>144840252
Zombie mounted rifleman
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>>144840252

Slayer Ironbreakers (Great Weapons)
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>>144840407
you don't need cannons when you have ironbreakers
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>>144840189
Are you serious? They look awesome as hell, one of the reasons why I like the Empire.
The Landsknecht look is just perfect!
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>>144840252
Bretonnian grail boar boyz
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>>144840407
>siege defence
What magic is this?
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>>144839705
>level 60 cap

Sheesh, lords not OP enough for you?
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>>144840252
Savage Black Goblin Hammerers (Monstrous Infantry)
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>>144840506
people keep saying AI doesn't do siege attacks but I've had 10 or so in my last campaign
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>>144840498
>tfw there isn't a More Floppy Hats mod
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>>144840573
>level 60 Dwarf Lord

>>144840625
I dunno, I leave unprotected but walled settlements everywhere and the AI doesn't bother going after them half the time.
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>>144840252

Ungrimgor Ironhidefist (Black Slayer King Orc)
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>>144840645
I want to see floppy hats on my giants, bats, wolves and a huge one on varghulf. Somebody get on it.
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>>144840252
Altdorf royal floppy hats brigade (great weapons)
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>>144840573
7 points for lightning strike
army buffs is 8
so you get about 15 point for melee and mounts
I just fucked up my Manfred leveling so I didn't have enough for melee and campaign skills in my first playthrough.
haven't used it since
Ork campaign finished and Grimgor was lvl 31 after I finished stomping the Empire
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>>144840774
Aren't those already in the game?
>inb4 that's the joke
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>>144840003
The Huns are actually fucking hard to deal with without corner camping as certain factions even on normal or hard, if you have no cav and/or shitty foot archers you're basically fucked against them.
Strangely, the Romans eat them alive due to testudo and ERE's armored archers / WRE's God's Own Crossbow.
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>>144824906
ASININE MORTAL
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>>144840859
I guess it was just a joke at the naming scheme of radious that makes anything sound silly
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About to set off on a nice chummy Chaos campaign - any mods I should pack in before I set off?
How's the "slower battles" mod? Any good?
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>>144840625
I have only ever had one siege defensive and it was just some rebels smashing their heads against a city I just took so the gates were smashed in and walls were broken.
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t h r i l l m e

~grimgor
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>>144840983
Can he... see through that?


One thing about the warhammer universe that strikes me as unrealistic is.. why havent people all decided to migrate to Bretonnia from the horrible areas of the empire that keep getting raided by Norscan SUEPRHUMANS
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>>144841116
Watch out for his Black Orc Longbeards (Shields)
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>>144840963
Just build walls, friend
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>>144841146
>SUEPRHUMANS
you mean the naked guys that keep running away at the first sight of trouble?
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>>144841223
Man look how big the chaos warriors are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5enBMSH5ghc
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>>144841116

>Rank 3
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>>144841146
HE DOESN'T NEED TO SEE WHEN HE CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR!
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>>144841146
Kislev likes where it is. Kislev will stay here.
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>>144841059
Get an increased horde growth mod, it's really fucking boring otherwise the first 20-30 turns
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>>144840963
How is it strange? When the WRE got over it's fears they completely flattened the Huns at the Catalaunian Plains
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>>144841304
That's so scary anon :<
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Give me a nice chaos campaign challenge. Nothing removing access from humanoid units.
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>>144841301
>Wanting to be the strongest player on the field
>Wanting to easily curbstomp everyone
>Hating fun
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How long until Radious tabletop?
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>>144841386
Zero points in blue line Lord skills.
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>>144841386
Chariots only
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THE THRONG IS MUSTARD
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>>144841280
Chaos warriors are not normal norscan people
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>>144841325
Thanks. I heard they were a bit of a last minute addition but I like the idea of a big horde rolling around.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH6XtpqfEd4

This guys channel is the absolute best

He's got a great accent, fantastic narration, keeps it entertaining and is one of the most knowledgeable people
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>>144841406
It actually exists! Here is a link https://www.games-workshop.com/en-BE/Age-of-Sigmar
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>>144841280
>that first chaos warrior getting charged
kek
>"damn bros we look so badass showing up out of the fog, these pussies are about to get-OH FUCK HES CHARGING ME"
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>>144841498
t. didn't even get a review copy
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>>144841581
>"GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME"
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>>144834429
I don't suppose there's a way to turn some empire provinces into your vassals, yet?

They literally hold the fort till they die and only offer around 900 gold for a 'peace treaty'.
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>>144841370
True
I guess what really killed it in the end was finances and a billion germans, since the Germans obliterate the Romans in field battles
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>>144841498
How much do I need to donate to his patreon for him to read out my erotic Warhammer fanfiction?
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>>144841498
I knew who it was going to be as soon as I read "accent".
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What the fuck why are rock lobbers so strong
and how can the AI afford to spam giant armies AND agents up to the max cap?
How much cheating income does the AI get this is bullshit
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>>144841498
>Arch "20 fps on my non review copy with Radious" Warhammer
No.
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>>144841792
>How much cheating income does the AI get
it's not just income
it gets really ridiculous buffs
I'm going to look a bit more in the game files later this week to see how much bullshit is happening behind the scenes and try to fix it
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>>144841498

fuck off arch
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>Likes Greenskins
>Likes Greenskins
>Likes Greenskins

Every other fucking battle my generals get this retarded trait even though I'm executing prisoners. Why the fuck is this even allowed?
Same goes for likes vampires and likes chaos. The whole traits system is retarded.
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>>144840252
Still waiting for Dismounted Royal Cataphracts Amazon Raptor Riders ( Hochland long rifles ) Katana ( Great Weapons ) with Trollhammer torpedo detachment.
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>>144841903
>The whole traits system is retarded.
it is
and you can't do anything about it
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>>144841386
O N L Y M A R A U D E R S


>>144841792
The AI doesn't use its economy to support its agents.

That 200-300 upkeep cost you incur for every agent you pick up? Yeah, the AI gets a separate budget for that.

Those 8-12 agents coming out of that one region province. Yep.
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I came up against a Dwarf hero called Something The Durable. His name weren't Something, but I can't remember it. He had a bunch of entry-tier units so I sicced my local stack of gobs and orc boys on him. Massacred his army in half a minute, just him left. 3 goblin spearboiz, 2 orc boys, 1 witch hero, 1 catapult hanging back. All a little battle worn but not too bad. None of them could even put a dent in him. He ended up beating the shit out of all of them and winning the battle. Horrible stuff.
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>>144841792
>How much cheating income does the AI get this is bullshit
They don't get cheating income, they simply don't pay upkeep as far as I understand and the AI code allots them a certain amount of recruitment. This is the reason why the AI will be developing its towns, spamming agents as soon as it builds the first building that lets them do it, and start recruiting full stacks from the word go.
Have you never fought one-province factions throwing around four stacks of endgame units before?
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>>144841990
Er... embarassing. I picked the wrong screenshot.

Pretend all those units are marauders and dogs.
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>>144842019
Its doubly worse for the Norscans, their buildings produce shitloads of cash so they can end up being more dangerous than Chaos
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>tfw dusting scrubs in multiplayer with my non magical army bretonian army
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>>144841498
wow that voice and tonality is painful.
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>it's a Norsca army with a fucking thousand warhounds episode again
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Do the Greenskins have a real life analogue?
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>>144842103
and don't forget the building that gives them +9 to experience
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>>144842202
Chavs
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>>144841990
>>144842092
"Herald of Dogs" strange I've never seen that before.
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>>144841498
Just to clarify, we norwegians don't speak like that. His accent is horrible, although I approve the attempt on none american accent. His mmms and tisks are an attempt to sound clever and thoughtful.
I myself speak english with american accent (me mum is americano) and i feel bad for doing so. But talking brit would be faking it, and its to damn hard.
Back to the point though, please don't associate norwegians with arch. Just think of him as an outcast of society.
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Okay I give up on this. I cannot win as Dwarfs on Very Hard or Legendary. This shit seems to be impossible.
The Orcs can shit out 6-7 stacks by turn 10 that just run around fucking every settlement you capture and if you don't play aggressively then Grimgor shows up at turn 15-20 with at least 3 stacks following him.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIQJpBDvxIs

average vampire count player

PSHHH, NOTHING PERSONNEL, MORTAL
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>>144841914
Dawi wizard neckbeard recruited from karak mancave
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Why do the Bloody Spears and Greenskins confederate on turn fucking seven in every dwarf playthrough? After taking silver road pretty much a turn later 3 stacks show and destroy you.
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Wh'ats the most alt-right faction>?
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>>144841498
Its nice to see warhammer has some following in Norway.
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>>144842372
No, Norway should be bombed!

jk, only Arch should be
>>
In the original Total War: Shogun, I once watched a Kensai successfully defend a bridge against an entire brigade of enemy Samurai. In that moment the last vestiges of historical accuracy drained out of the series, never to return. It wasn't a great loss: the franchise is still the best wedding of tactical and strategic layers ever to grace a computer. But given the emptiness of its historical settings, it makes sense that Total War has finally ditched any pretence of simulation with the entirely pretend Total War: Warhammer.

Not that the result has much in common with either piece of source material. As a veteran of both, I started out utterly confused after an inexcusably bad tutorial and lack of instruction material. Miniature gamers will discover that tried and tested tabletop tactics don't work on these digital battlefields. Total War devotees, on the other hand, will find that while the mechanics are familiar, the vast diversity of new and bizarre units make the game play very differently to its predecessors.

Given how awful the learning curve is at the moment, it's tempting to stall on this until various bloggers and vloggers have got on the case to smooth it out. Patches will come, prices may drop. Those who like a challenge may wish to take the plunge now and learn the hard way. Either way, if you have the slightest interest then this is not a game to miss. In bringing fantasy to Total War, Creative Assembly have made both the best Total War game and the best fantasy strategy game to date.
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>>144842520
why
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>>144843216
I couldn't post on /a/ or /g/ for some reason so I was wondering if we were down
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>>144842492
More like skavenfags and DEfags. VC is just traditional evil.
>>
>>144842215
This desu.

I thought of doing a expedition of two large armies as the dwarves to wipe out the varg, then they splitted ways; one army can go up and the other and go left essentially covering more ground.

Suddenly while moving along the fuckin other tribe declares war and next minute i lost one whole army to a battle of 4 armies with +9 experience people not even that deep and the other is now truly alone in norsca land.
I dont know what made it worse, my connection to the leader (rank 20) or the fact I should of saved beforehand.
I still can't sleep at night
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>>144843131
I don't like what you're doing.
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Reminder that Tomb Kings soon to be announced
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>>144843417
those nipples look so fucking detailed they look like someone took someones actual nipples photoshopped them on
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>>144843131

>Total War
>realistic
>simulator

Stop it ya grot.
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>>144843554
Explain
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>>144843554
where is this from?
is this the entire map they're planning on releasing?
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>>144842636
I'm convinced that winning the Dwarf campaign is based purely on getting lucky with the AI.

My first 5 attempts ended around turn 30 when there was literally 9 Orc stacks just running around the south fucking everyone up. Then on my sixth attempt one Dwarf AI faction fucked the Orcs up really early on and allowed me to actually build some defenses.
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>>144843661
Initially there were high hopes that TW would be a franchise for realism, but sadly this has been tossed aside.
TWW is a fun game but it would've been equally fun to have a historical battle simulation.
t. someone who grew up playing Rome and like TWW
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>>144843731
yeah and it goes worse if you take that regional occ mod. Its bizarre to suggest they have the easiest start position, its probably one of the hardest simply because greenskins regularly tunnel under you and attack any point in the chain.
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>>144825448
your dedication never ceases to amaze me
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>>144843704
>>144843705
See https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/143737175/#143746021
I got this version of the map off here and /tg/,
>>
In case anyone wants a challenge/twist on their campaign try playing purely defensively. Only going into war when another faction declares war on you (and without instigation). Bonus: No initiating any diplomacy and purely letting AI decide the future.
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>>144843987
huh I'll be damned
it's actually there
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>>144844052
that sounds interesting, I'll play empire, take Reikland and then do that.
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>>144843987
My excitement fills me with fear.
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>All expansions combined with blood dlc thrown in the mix
If my Warhammer playing self had been told this years back I'd have never believed them. The game is fun as fuck and the best part is it's still just the foundation of what's to come.
>>
>>144844152
>>144844180
Dorfs are going to get raped hard if they open up the Silver Road and Death Pass though. That comfy starting position? Yeah good luck, goblins, Dawi Zhar and fucking Ogres are going to be storming in from the East. Might even be fucking Kurgan thrown into the mix.
>>
>>144843417
>>144843661
You two realize that the anon is making a joke right? One Kensai defending a bridge against tons of samurai is really fantasy
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>>144844052

I did this on my first Legendary Dwarf campaign. I had only held the Silver Road province using one army while roaming around with Thorgrim, raping and pillaging orc settlements and Chaos hordes before my autosave got corrupted.

Pretty much all of the Empire regions got razed save one or two. It was fun.
>>
Anyone know where to edit special aura sizes like Benediction in the pack file database?

I'm going to lose my shit. I can't figure out where the fuck it is and I thought I found it once.
>>
>sucks CA's dick for two weeks straight to pay his dues for early access
>now shits on Warhammer
>I-I-I r-really l-love it, it's a f-fantastic game but it's s-shit :)
>comment section swarmed by /his/fags and Parashills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etCK4EkjyZw
wew lad
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>>144844326
I know but it's almost too real.
>>
What's the best mod for making agents less annoying?
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>>144844578
That's why Arch is the only one i trust
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>>144844738
There's a mod that just turns off hostile agent actions. I'm leaving it on until ca fixes agents
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>>144844578
fanboys truly are the cancer of this planet
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>>144844326

I'm actually glad TW isn't an ultra realistic autism game.
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>>144844725
that's a nipple
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>>144842295
>Herald of Dogs
Also known as the Tuesday night MC at the local strip joint
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>>144832530
Bats and wolves gather!
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>>144841325
i can't find an increases horde growth mod ((
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>>144844578
Literally who?
>>
When I bring Empire artillery (cannons, rockets) to deal with a capital or city with walls, very often it'll mean a huge jump in my autoresolve chances to the point that I just don't build siege equipment anymore. However, whenever I try to do these battles manually, getting the door down is easy enough, but any sort of assault through the now open door just stops all my shit right there. Moreover, trying to scale walls with ladders is basically commiting suicide with those units even if there are only like zombies defending the fucking ramparts. How do you siege in a battle without towers? Anyone got an answer for this?
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Okay, how do I git gud at Dwarf VH campaign?

I'm currently on turn 37 and the Orcs are throwing at least two stacks a fucking turn at my lands. This shit is unreal, I cannot figure out how the fuck you're supposed to manage this.
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>>144845331
Build towers you lazy fuck
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>>144845213
I don't know if there is one, didn't play the campaign with one and it wasn't fun
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>>144845386
AI recruitment if fucked right now, especially on H/VH
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>>144844578
POSTING /his/FAG SALT
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>>144845438
what are the fun-rankings for campaign?
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>>144845331
Destroy the walls with the cannons?
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guys what is a danse macabre
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>>144845465
>An entire decade of butthurt awaits
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how do i build space marines??
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>>144845386
My trick was to wait for Grimgor to bring him and usually another stack at Karaz-a-Karak, and have my full stack garrisoned there

Every time they attack, and there I crush their offensive

From there I blitz their lands as quickly as possible
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>>144845629
They're called lords and heroes in the game
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>>144845602
Can someone make a smug Mannfred please
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>slav dlc for Attila will never be on torrents
feels bad man
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>>144845726
>TWW will not be on torrents any time soon
Feels good
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>>144845602
>sales are off the charts
>already their best selling game
>CA will announce that they are done with historical titles
>LOTR Total War, Westeros Total War
>/his/fags on suicide watch
a man can only dream
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>>144845775
>he paid for half a game
Thanks but no thanks
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Demigryphs cost 1400, here is a list of units that fulfill similar role, are more expensive and still lose to demis without dealing any real damage to them:
Grail Knights - 1500
Hex Wraith - 1500
Chaos Lances - 1600
Dragon Ogres - 1800
Dragon Ogre Shaggoth - 2200
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>>144841903
Never had it during my Empire campaign
Sounds like you like Greenskins too much
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Time traveller from 2022 here, ask me anything, I will be only answering Total War Warhammer related questions (oh, Hillary wins btw)
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>>144845807
have fun not playing the game then :^)
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>>144845530
Imho:
1. Greenskins (fun units, Grimgor, stoopid events and general flavor, Grimgor, Doomdiver Catapults, Grimgor)
2. Vampire Counts (slowly corrupting lands of the Empire, spooky scary skeletons, vampire qt, Lore of Death)
3. Empire (awesome hats, best Emperor since Sigmar his Greatness Karl Franz, good at everything, lots of Confederation options)
4. Dwarfs (unbreakable infantry line, Runesmiths are cool, relatively boring and you'll get fucked by Grimgor)
5.Chaos (horde gameplay is not fun, units are too weak compared to the TT, when you lose an army it's pretty much game over)
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>>144843131
>In the original Total War: Shogun, I once watched a Kensai successfully defend a bridge against an entire brigade of enemy Samurai. In that moment the last vestiges of historical accuracy drained out of the series, never to return
Yeah except stuff like this actually happened historically, since tiny bridge fights are basically 1v1 me fgt duels anyway.
Also, you're baiting too hard.
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>>144845924
PATCH WHEN
DLC WHEN
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>>144845901
Grail knights lose to demis? Aren't they supposed to be guys who ran around looking for the Lady and slaying monsters with their dick?
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>>144845978

next week
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>>144845901
hexwraiths and bats beat demigryph knights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK6NpUJxvH8

strength and honor
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>Ulthuan is entirely surrounded by ocean
High Elf campaign is going to have Shogun 2 level of naval landings, isn't it
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>>144845952
for me:
1. VC
2. Empire
3. Greens
4. Dorfs
5. Chaos
Chaos has kind of a shit roster atm. I couldn't get into it.
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>>144845978
The first official patch is released on the 4th of the 7th 2016

The first DLC is the blood knight unit released a day after the first patch

Any other questions?
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>>144845987
>Grail knights lose to demis?
They can barely scratch the demis, its ridiculous desu, I dont know much about warhammer lore, but I remember people in these threads saying that they like empire because its some average guys going up against impossible odds, well its the complete opposite in the game, because empire has both extremely cheap and extremely strong units
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>>144842202
You know the answer
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>>144845987
>Aren't they supposed to be guys who ran around
>supposed to be
Keyword desu, a lot of things are supposed to be true but they aren't - for example, performance is supposed to be better but I don't know if that's actually true since while it runs better than R2 or Attila, the unit sizes are also roughly half that of R2 or Attila. AI is also supposed to be not fucking incompetent seeing as we've dumbed down - yes, dumbed down - a lot of the mechanics specifically so that they'd learn to deal with it, but they're still morons about assaulting walls. Nuclear silo towers probably don't help.
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>>144845676
I tried that, the issue I have is that any time I beat an Orc army, another Orc faction just shits out a stack that runs into my lands. I'm stuck in a constant defensive position and any time I expand I bump into more Orc stacks that push me back.

The AI dwarf factions are fucking worthless and never send the help I ask for. It seems utterly rigged unless you get insanely lucky with the AI. I mean I've had Grimgor show up with fucking Black Orcs on turn 35, 9 units of black orcs! How the fuck am I supposed to be ready to fight that? Not to mention Grimgor himself will be level 26 by the point so he can literally solo any early game army.
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>>144846015
>2 units beat one unit
you dont fucking say anon, especially since the combined price of the two units is 1850 vs 1400 for the demis
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>>144845952
Honestly same for me, but move chaos up to 2 and shuffle everything else down
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>>144846137
Empire and Attilla and such were not badly optimized, they just did too much stuff.
Tell me one game with the LoD of the TW games that runs well.
The technology simply doesn't exist yet to have tens of thousands of units at high detail fighting it out in real time on screen.
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>>144831243
>shitting on the guy that voiced civilized generals in Rome II and Attila
>shitting on the guy that voiced blackwall
end thyself
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>>144846015
what about cairn wraiths?
demigryphs don't have magical right?
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>>144846219
This is optimized for single player experience

the vampire count player should be able to afford more than the enemy.

In addition, hexwraiths can be ressurrected by vampire magic (invocation of nehek)

strength and honor
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>>144846219
Well, the bats were only used to break the charge of the Demigryphs, so hypothetically if you could catch them charging your infantry with the Hexwraiths you could use the bats elsewhere.
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>>144846015
>2 units vs 1 unit
Two germanic warbands also beat a single cornuti.

>>144846285
>Attila was not badly optimized
Yes, it fucking was. Rome 2 runs literally 15 fps higher despite having the same number of units and similar resolution.
I can't speak for the actual technological possibility of 'tens of thousands', but I'm certain we can do much fucking better than Attila since I can have 5000 vs 5000 battles in Rome 2 at 45 fps or so, which is also my fps count in Attila's vanilla 2000 v 2000 battles.
My original point, however, was that Warhammer is said to run better...which it does, except armies are fucking terribly small.
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>>144846379
>invocation of nehek
it's useless atm
>>144846379
>strength and honor
what kind of pencil dicked fagget are you?
did you actually use a forum signature on here?
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>>144846113
>a dude on horse should be stronger than dude on half lion-half eagle killing machine
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>>144842121
>being proud of killing people with the strongest army
okay anon
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>>144846364
I doubt cairnwraiths could catch demigryph knights due to being melee. In addition, I believe they do less damage than hexwraiths. The main aim of course is, stopping the charge with the bats and then terrifying them with the hexwraiths. Keep in mind the bats are needed to chase the demis off the field as the demis will undoubtedly rally after being broken

strength and honor
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>>144842636
But they confederate on turn 3 the latest.
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>>144846379
>This is optimized for single player experience
I play on legendary and have literally never seen the AI recruit demis, its always a bunch of swordsmen and some crap artillery, so whenever someones talking about dealing with demigryphs they are obviously talking about MP

>>144846404
its assuming that the guy using demis is a dumbass desu
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>>144846524
>strength and honor
>what kind of pencil dicked fagget are you?
Not him, but
>fagget
>insulting someone's manhood on an anonymous rice tax collection board
Why is Strength and Honor a forum sig anyway
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>>144846097
High Elves and Kislev DLC when
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>>144843131
>says that it was historically inaccurate from the very start
>claims that a game set in a fantasy setting means that it is now not even history at all
>O-OH AND I SWEAR I AM ALSO A WARHAMMERER TOO, RIGHT MY FELLOW WARHAMMERERS?

These people are such faggots
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>>144846524
One of the vampires resurrect spells almost entirely ressurects a hexwraith unit from dead. I'm not certain on the name, but I know it works

Strength and honor
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>>144846565
he isnt just a dude, he is a monstrosity that has been blessed by a goddess, grail knights are basically the spacemarines of the fantasy setting
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>>144846671
Soon friend


Strength and honor
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>>144846687
I can't tell what he's trying to say so I can't even respond to him.
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>>144846689
>Strength and honor
maximus?
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>>144843820
>grew up playing rome
>thinks he's hardcore oldfag
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>>144846689
Behold the birth of a meme

Strength and honor
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>>144846803
Not him, but Rome is pretty old considering all the people in this thread who started with Shogun 2, Rome 2, Attila, or Worhammer.
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When is the equivalent of DeI coming out?
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>>144845386

At the very start of the game, take Grungni and then repeatedly sack Mount Squighorn until you get Lightning Strike for Thorgrim (he is far superior to Ungrim).

Do the quest battle as soon as you get 19 units in your army, embed the Runesmith in your army and help him level up. Put 3 points into Stalwart Rune and then deploy him in your province.

Before you upgrade Karaz-a-Karak to lvl 3, lvl Squighorn and Grungni to 3 and get the lvl 2 garrisons.

The combination of the garrisons and your by now experienced army+Lightning Strike is enough to fend off the first 3 stacks that Grimgor brings. If you are inside Karaz-a-Karak when he sieges you, you can Lightning Strike the besieger and kill him off, then proceed to Lightning Strike all the other armies (if you didn't lose too many men already).

Now you can either choose to turtle or expand. I chose to turtle. I just sacked Karag Dron every few turns to keep my funds up and upgraded everything in the province and got a full stack of Ironbreakers+Trollhammers+Organ Guns+Quarellers before I expanded.


I played on Legendary and there I felt it also necessary to keep the Runesmith in my army at all times because of his minus to the enemy agents chances of success against you. An Engineer is also a great addition.
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>>144845901
Hexraiths 1v1 demicucks with ease
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>>144846671
The High Elf DLC is the 2nd expansion pack to be released as it incorporates areas of Ulthuan and Albion, in addition to the Lizardmen and the Dark Elves.

It's release is on December 2017.

The Kislev DLC (as part of the series of the minor human faction DLCs) comes relatively quickly after release - on November 2016

Controversial was the decision to to include the "fan made" bear cavalry, however, Kislev does get access to wolf cavalry in the mod, alongside their special horse archer Ungol units
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>>144846616
The anon is calling him a faggot because he's deliberately ending all his posts with a forum signature to annoy other anons.

It's no different from the faggots in /a/ who type in that anime-girl-stutter shit "oh h-hi anon h-how are y-you?" or those people that use tripcodes so that everyone can see exactly who they are.
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>>144846872
behold autism
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>>144846917
in your wildest and wettest dreams sure
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>>144846689
>>144846747
>>144846783
>>144846803
>>144846954
>>144846872

What's wrong with you guys?

strength and honor
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>>144846898
When is an FotE update coming out?

>>144846908
I usually like a challenge so I try to play on hardest, but Legendary isn't even fun. You can't even play the damn game normally, you have to resort to cheese strats and exploiting the AI.

>>144846951
/a/ stutterposting is an art, and it's mostly used in lewdthreads anyway from what I've seen.
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>>144846929
>Kislev wolf cavalry
so CA hired Radious?
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>>144845791
But then I'll never get my Ancient Mesopotamia: Total War
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How do I get a decent VC start? I always get fucked around turn 20 by like 2 full stacks from dwarfs or humans.

Do I just hardcore turtle in Sylvania until I have doomstacks and maxed out economy research?
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going to start posting with a tripcode

stength and honour darkness comes and haha shameful display summon the elector counts
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>>144847116
Actually thats lore accurate

Strength and honor
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>>144847116
>mfw this is actually going to happen
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>>144847174
>stength and honour darkness comes and haha shameful display summon the elector counts


The fantasy fags have been mindbroken.

WITNESS (THE) TRUE POWER (OF RADIOUS MOD LORE)
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>>144846951
>stutterposting
>not a 4chan-wide thing

Ur a faggot

>>144846886
So most in this thread haven't even played Medieval 2? SMDH TBQH KIN
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>Grimgor is easily the best LL in the campaign
>Azhag is easily the best LL in multiplayer
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>>144846993


Actually its true, hexwraiths fuck up demigryphs

The only problem though is VC are so shit that it ends up not being much of a counter

>necromancer health is him miscasting btw
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>>144846729
>goddess
didn't realize you had internet in that forest of yours elf
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>>144846671
>>144846929
>>144847116

Sorry, I made an error, I meant to say Bear Cavalry WILL NOT be included in the Kislev DLC as after consultation with Games Workshop it was determined not to conform with the lore

>>144847116
Radious mod stopped recieving support after the next "historical" total war was released, which was setting in the romance of the three kingdoms period in China (and East Asia). The game, titled, "The Middle Kingdom" Total War, proved to be a hit for CA amongst Asian markets
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>>144847292
woops

Strength and honor
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>>144847164
how are you doing bad as VC it's the easiest start
the only thing i can think of that you could possibly do wrong as them is not besiege tempelhoff turn 2
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>>144847313
hello stuntie, get that orc dick out of your ass yet?

m-muh grudges
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>>144847174
Gilgamesh as faction leader when
Gate of Babylon when
Ea when

>>144845791
>this shit bait AGAIN
Don't even pretend it's not bait, whether or not you have a valid point hidden it's written in a way obviously meant to start a shitstorm

>>144847259
>So most in this thread haven't even played Medieval 2
I'd guess so, didn't you see all the folks asking about WH and starting off with "I got TW:WH this is my first TW game". Plus I'm willing to bet at this point that half the nostalgiafags never even played the game, they say it to fit in just like /a/ has devolved from having legitimate and semi-well thought reasons to hate shows like SAO to parroting the opinions of people who were actually around during airing, since they don't actually have an opinion themselves but feel compelled to agree with the majority (who ALSO have no idea what the fuck they're talking about)
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>>144847338
>asian markets
>mattering

Herro me china, gib us 90% of profits from gamu or you no sell in china
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>>144847446
>the only thing i can think of that you could possibly do wrong as them is not besiege tempelhoff turn 2
Oh yeah, pfft, totally. Yeah naw. Not that for sure.
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>>144847415
This is a case of the demigryph player not utilizing demigryphs correctly.

They are a shock charging unit not meant for melee combat

Sincerely,

Strength and Honor
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>>144847415
Did it with halberds though, win easily

Strength and honor
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>>144847415
>not halberds
wew lad

also what was the necro casting? they really should give us an ability to do custom battles against the AI with no generals
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>>144847483
>lying and/or parroting bullshit
Fuck right off, we even get games cheaper than Amerifats, EU4 is barely 20 USD here for example and WH is barely 30.
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>>144847475
got a nice crown to easy my sore asshole mate
hows that civil war going for you ?
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>>144847480
>SAO
>old

What? Didn't that only come out in like 2013? Are there really so many newfags on 4chan?

And people should fucking play Medieval 2. Sure the year/turn system was fucked up so your kings ended up living a hundred years and you would have only 5 or 6 kings over a hundred year period but fighting off the mongols and timurids with your huge masses of soldiers and then during the last 50 or so years of game time when the Aztec provinces (I think cuba and florida might have been rebel provinces) were revealed and your conquered them it made the previous several hours of doing nothing while ruling the whole map worth it.

And then the expansion was also really good, playing as Apache and launching warpath after warpath against everyone else was great.
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>>144847537
This was with hex wraiths getting buffs btw
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>>144847496
i realize you're being sarcastic but i can't tell what you're being sarcastic about
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Wgat faction do you think they are going to add? I want Skavens and Dark elves
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>>144847724
So vampire counts need a nerf now?

Strength and honor
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>>144847581
>actual PRC guy here! Not lying!

I liked the part where world of warcraft was pay by the hour and the chinese kept most of the profits.
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>>144847415
>>144847517

Are we talking like maximus now? Is this a new meme?
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>>144847575
>implying
Don't you remember, general-less armies have been banned forever and it's super amazing for gameplay and realism with no downsides whatsoever.

>>144847545
Does it even matter? Does the game run poorly on nVidia right now?

>>144847708
Lad just today I witnessed someone claiming Kawata Shoujo was "translated by /a/nons". There are a shitton of newfags, and what's worse is that they don't lurk.
Also, /a/ used to be the board with some of the best typing etiquette. Now the ESL (SEA?) shits have come in force, you'll be hard pressed to find a single fucking thread without someone spewing incomprehensible bullshit and screaming at bigotry if you want them to learn English before posting on an English-speaking website.
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>>144847821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25Wp6ZLk7Y
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>>144847779
Not sure what your train of logic was for that statement

Strength and honour
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>>144847040

Yeah Legendary is a pain in the ass. I restarted my Empire campaign 4 times before I got it right and the Dwarf campaign 2 times. At one point I think I counted 8 Orc and 4 Chaos agents in my province.

But it's mostly within the first 10 or so turns that you can it's not gonna work out. Legendary is all about getting a good start. Once you secure the towns you have (read: get lvl 2 garrisons) and get a full stack of versatile units on your main army, you're pretty much good to go.
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>>144847796
>I cannot even conceive of the idea that people exist in the PRC
给我出去。
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>>144847998
>not disabling agents
Lmao
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>>144846689

Yeah I've seen it happen on hexwraiths during the campaign but I cannot replicate the effect when I want to.

I'm not sure what caused the full heal
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>hey let's just use a regular size horse for the larger lord unit
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>>144848081
Yeah that's why I leave archaon off his horse

He just looks silly on dorghar
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>>144847998
My main issue with Legendary (or really VH as well) is that if you smack two identical units together, yours will fucking melt which is utter bullshit.
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>>144846689
anon, you might be right after all
the necromancer just stood there and didn't even cast anything
the heal from invocation of nekeh just outhealed the damage the greatswords was doing
necromancers are actually insane with wraiths
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>>144848025
驴冲床
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>>144848081
>>144848160

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698321677
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>>144848247
>google translate
I don't even know what you're trying to say.
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>>144848057

I disabled them with my Runesmith
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>>144848229

I learned this in my Kemmler campaign, it was literally the only way to beat Chaos in battles
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>>144847774
Skaven will probably be the greatest undertaking for CA and will require more than that Attila DLC team to put out anytime in the next year. They could be a big dlc but its more likely they'd be in an expansion. Dark Elves will be in the expansions.
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>>144847854
>you'll be hard pressed to find a single fucking thread without someone spewing incomprehensible bullshit and screaming at bigotry if you want them to learn English before posting on an English-speaking website.

Some of that might just be trolling, since there's the one super-autistic-seeming guy who claims to be an Argentine who goes into ToLoveRu threads and bitches endlessly about all girls except the one he likes and in particular he targets the most popular girls, almost as though he's trying to bait people into hating the one he likes.

I have also noticed that in Naruto threads people try to push the revisionism that "Naruto was always allowed" when up until 2012 people would always spam them into oblivion while the mods looked the other way because board culture was against it.
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>>144848208

Yeah, there's a lot of that BS going on. During battles they just get a flat 8 or 10 leadership bonus based on difficulty (check it yourself during battles) and who knows what buffs they get to other stats.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2BV-5US48

Damn, this is the first youtube warhammer player who actually has taught me a new tactic (break infantry line) that isn't le generic hammer and anvul xD shit that most youtube total war players do

Quite interesting, I'm definitely gonna try this out
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>>144848335
谷歌翻译
>>
WARHAMMER PATCH/FREE CONTENT IMMINENT CONFIRMED VIA NVIDIA IN REGARDS TO GAME READY DRIVERS:

>And with regards to Total War: Warhammer, the new GeForce Game Ready 368.39 WHQL drivers introduce several changes ahead of a game update. For further details please stay tuned to Creative Assembly's social media channels.
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>>144848229
Its because wraiths have a smaller health pool, allowing the unscaled regen to do its magic, which it cant on the higher health normal units
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>>144848442
The Nardo thread thing, from what I can tell, is less 'we were always here' and more 'we shouldn't have been kicked out'. I don't participate in those threads but it IS anime no matter how plebian.
The TLR shitter I know about, but I don't think he's trolling as far as English goes.
Overlord threads used to be pure fucking cancer due to ESLs invading en-masse, and I'm pretty sure they still are.

>>144848524
Thanks for translating Google Translate into Chinese, but I know what Google Translate is without you translating it.
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>>144848530
OH MY GOD THE GAME IS GETTING A PATCH SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE?????


HOOOOLYYY SHIIIIT

WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED
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>>144848505
Actually not that bad, but I don't think it'll work very well against human players and I'm not convinced it'll work with large amounts of units with long lines, but it's something to keep in mid.
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>>144848351
tried some more testing
- the buff is master of the dead, it heals in 2hp ticks
- doesn't stack with 2 necromancers
Guess I'm going for Necro lord/ vampire and banshee hero now.
VC is pretty OP i'd say now.
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>>144829029
>why's this still running whenever I quit the game?

Because it knows you, it knows you're going to come back anyway, you whore.
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>>144825624
This will sound shill to some people but does it matter? We'll probably get a better faction and overall game because of that decision.
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>>144829029
Had that happen to me yesterday, dunno why. Was the first time happening though
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>>144847313
I think the End Times established that Lileath was completely sincere in her dealings with the Bretonnians.

Of course, it's the End Times, so you can ignore it if you like.
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>>144848505
>>144848927
That's an excellent vid, m8. That's a great counter to offensive builds.

Against your typical dorf player though, it shouldn't work as well as it did, since why would you get your Ironbreakers/Longbeards etc. to engage?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10429336
http://www.strawpoll.me/10429336
http://www.strawpoll.me/10429336
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>>144848612
:^) Chinese is hard
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>>144825264

>Ben Shapiro

McFucking Kill Yourself my man.

Pretty cute cat though, make sure you take it to a shelter or find a home for it yourself before you hang yourself.
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>>144848850
Rude
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>>144849628
>playing gayplayer
lmao
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What a dead bread
>>
Here's a fantastic video from a pro Multiplayer total ESL player - PrinceofMacedon (great name btw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcBgme4AZK8

3 words. Hella fuckin epic

Remember. Never give up

Strength and Honor
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>>144850396


He sounds so happy he won
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>>144848505
>wew look at me I'm kiting the AI with the slowest movement spee din the game
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Im playing an orc campaign.
The undead are beset on all sides by me, emps, dorfs and soon chaos.

How do you VC legendary players even cope?
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>>144850396
Wow, is he an actual prince???
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>>144850552

They kinda ignore you for the most part
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>decide to raise an army
>select a new lord
>one turn later get the raise an army mission
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>>144850732
>load an autosave because i had enough of this shit
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>>144850732
Was this really worthy of a post?

Sincerely,

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Strength and Honor
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>>144850552
VC are being really friendly with me as Orcs. I guess it helps that I'm razing the empire and they're filling up the ruins behind me.

Really makes me aware of how annoying it is to be allied with VC, since one of you is probably taking attrition damage if you try to work together
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>>144850396
>>144850464
>>144850579
Does anyone have that PoM "Valiant Defeat" image?

>>144850732
Just recruit another lord and disband him if the bonus is so important to you. It's only 800 odd gold.
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>>144850773
Who the fuck is Maximus Decimus Meridius anyway
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>>144850818
Vampire corruption sucks ass, it feels rushed and unecessary
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>>144850826
nvm found it
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>>144850826
I do not think that he can actually be defeated, Prince of Macedon is a real human bean!
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>>144850894
Hello milleninal?
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>>144850927
VC are basically ikko ikki but more annoying
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>>144850927
You suck dicks but it feels rushed and unnecessary
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>>144850894
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


Sincerely,

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Strength and Honor
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>>144848530
Could be the DX12 patch rather than a content patch seeing as some DX12 benchmarks for TW:W came out recently
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Is there a mod out yet that makes the AI wait at least a few turns before asking for peace treaties or military alliances if you turn them down instead of EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TURN
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Can't believe how much easier dwarves are compared to vamps. Just won a long campaign without even getting the opportunity to do anything. Didn't even have the chance to unlock thorgrimms quest items. It took almost double this number of turns to get a short victory with vamps.
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>>144851421
Being able to confederate a lot makes the campaign go much more quickly
>>
What's faction has the most autistic playerbase?

For me it has to be dwarves, who the fuck literally likes playing as a RACE of MANLETS
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>>144850927
i disagree
>>144851006
>playing empire
>reclaim stirland and averland cause they're my favorite provinces
>take east sylvania
>chaos comes so i make a peace treaty and leave the vamps in their containment province again as i don't have time to starve out the skellingtons in castle drakenhof
> start fighting up north with my ulrican bros ostland and middenheim the only 2 remaining independent provinces
>vampire counts declare war and march north all the way up to erengrad completely unopposed in the wake of the chaos invasion
>have to march all the way back down and burn everything since i'm unable to reinforce it in time for chaos
felt bad , fuck the vamps
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>your attrition: losing 1/4 of your army per turn
>enemy attrition: losing 1-2 of the lowest tier soldiers per turn
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>>144851576
greenskins

>ZOD GIT DA HUMMIES YA KUNTZSMASHA GOBBOS


jesus christ
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>>144851625
stop fucking whinging about it here, go play on easy if it bothers you
>>144851597
fuck you too, Mannfred is the rightful heir to the Empire
>>
SUMMON THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
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>>144851576
Empire/orcs, because they act smug for their being "contrarian" as opposed to the "edgy" chaos, keep rubbing it in at every chance they get and end up being more obnoxious than the random BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD guy you sometimes get.

t. VC player
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>>144851576

Skaven. Just wait they're in the game.
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>>144851679
this is why i hate you people, someone can't complain the game that you all sperg out autistically, fantasyfags are part of a cult, you're like tumblerinas
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>>144851710
I AM REPUBLICAN NOMINEE

[SPOILER]AND PRESIDENT[/SPOILER]
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>>144851808

Shut up faggot don't play on hard if you don't want the game to be hard
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>>144851679
>stop fucking whinging about it here, go play on easy if it bothers you
>you can never say anything about the game that isn't praise
Attrition being skewed is bullshit and you know it.
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>>144851914
>implying
i'm not him you cult autist
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>>144851808
Ah, you think Total War was your ally?

I was born in strategy, moulded by it. I didn't see the light of day till I was 30, by then I was already a autistic fa/tg/uy
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>>144851968

I told you to shut up
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VC not having ranged units makes no sense and breaks lore
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>>144827685
lmao
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>>144851989
you're a big understander of strategy


>>144852005
kiss my ass
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>>144851914
Not him but I want the game to be hard because it's hard, not because it outright fucking cheats and gains completely unfair advantages over me and is nigh-immune to things like scorched earth.
It's like how raiding, blockading, and generally fucking the economy of the AI seems to do nothing since they'll throw stacks of elites at you anyway

>>144851989
>/tg/
>strategy
Huh?
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>>144851968
Then how about you fuck off then?
Whiny fucking /his/ babies shitting up a Warhammer thread.
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>>144852025

How so?
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>>144852025

I broke ur mum tho
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>>144852025
Agree'd, they should deffinitely have Logbearded zombie pegasus pistolman with great weapons.
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>>144852098
>
This is bait right
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>>144852098
bite me faggot, i go where i want, you and your cult members aren't going to stop me from judging the flaws of a game that still has them to hope that they will be fixed
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>>144851774
I'm a Skaven fag and can confirm.

Still best race though
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>>144852034
>>144852064
>>144852079
>>144852101
>>144852109
>>144852098
>Fantasy fags can't go five minutes without starting an argument
It's not like you have anything better to do what with your game being so shit
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>>144852304
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>>144852304
>quoting me (third one down) when I don't even fucking own WH
Ebin
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>>144852304
i'm not a fantasyfag damn it
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>>144852223
How about you bite down on my dick and chock on it you bu-bu-bu-baby
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>>144852223

>The flaws

No flaws whatsoever there, you increase the difficulty, the AI gets buffs, it is your deliberate choice to do so.
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>>144850927
It's like they came up with corruption as a mechanic for what's supposed to be the end game threat (chaos) and just slapped it on VC for the lulz.

Empire, Dwarfs and Orcs get fun campaigns by being able to invade wherever whenever they want and gain huge momentum by confederating and vampires have to sit tight and slowy spread that shit over dozens of turn before being able to do anything. They really got the short end of the stick.
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>>144851576
Skaven. /twg/ is going to be fucking unbearable when they're announced Unless the rumours are true and they're in the expansion alongside Tomb Kings, Ogres and Chaos Dwarves, in which case the memestorm will be glorious
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>>144852393
>fantasyfags are 12 years old
oh why am i not surprised

>>144852458
>implying again that i'm the OP
TW difficulty is bullshit
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>>144852532

>implying again that i'm the OP

And? Who cares you're not him?
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>>144852392
>minor
Legendary Divine Victory and we'll talk.
Do navies do fucking anything in this game

>>144852458
That's the definition of artificial difficulty though, we want the AI to play smarter, or, failing that, not be so fucking obvious in cheating.
AoE2's AI is an example of what I mean, and while I know it's not the same, the idea is that shitting out stacks of elites, being almost immune to attrition, paying no upkeep and melting tier 2 spears with tier 1 spears is obviously fucking bullshit and ruins enjoyment.
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>>144852265
REMOVE rat remove SKAVEN
you are worst skaven. you are the rat idiot you are the rat smell. return to TILEA. to our TILEAN cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,EMPIRE we will never forgeve you. RATnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole rat stink SKAVEN sqhipere shqipare..rat genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead rat ..ahahahahahCLAN SKYRE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget NULN.TILEA we kill the king , SKYRE return to your precious PESTILENS….hahahahaha idiot RAT and SKAVEN smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SKAVEN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. empire+madzamundi+kroak+dawi=kill skaven…you will end time/ SIGMAR alive in EMPIRE , DOOMRIDER making album of EMPIRE. fast rap tupac EMPIRE. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink SKAVEN… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a doomwheel
SIGMAR alive numbr one #1 in EMPIRE….fuck the TILEA,..FUCKk ashol RAT no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur HORNED RATand CLAN . sigmar aliv and real strong wizard kill all the ratfarm aminal with rap magic now we the EMPIRErule .ape of the zoo presidant GILES fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and SKAVEN wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. EMPIRE greattst countrey
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>>144852597
the whole point?
i only play on normal, i don't give the AI unfair advantages just because they can't organize their shitty empires
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>>144852618

TWW AI is good, it plays at the best of its abilities on every difficulty setting, the only way to make it harder is by giving it buffs like pretty much every game out there.
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>>144835416
why is there always that one dude looking back in so many of these battlefield drawings
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>>144852635
>I read the whole thing
Now I have brain cancer from snorting all the warpstone!
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>>144851679
vampire player outs himself as a shitter , what else is new
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>>144852661

What point?
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>>144852618
>minor
i conquered almost the entirety of the map now, i don't want to wait until 450 just to get a victory screen

>>144852706
good?
oh totally, just like when they run through swamps, leave cities undefended and follow a stack of varg with their entire manpower
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>>144852661
I usually play on VH or H but turn battles down to hard at highest. Usually normal though.

>>144852706
>TW AI is good
No.
>it plays at the best of its abilities on every difficulty
Yes.
It's best is not good enough. Don't pretend that turning your shielded troops around and walking away from arrowfire is good AI, their troops get fucking obliterated when they'd probably outlast the archers if they just stood and took it.
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>>144852635
>EMPIRE we will never forgeve you
>do not forget NULN
>SIGMAR alive in empire
>tupac
6/10 good effort
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>>144852808
that i don't play on artificial difficulty

>>144852876
>I usually play on VH or H but turn battles down to hard at highest. Usually normal though
suit yourself
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>>144852936
Well I mean, campaign difficulty legitimately doesn't seem to affect how fast the AI shits out troops, it cheats just as hard on Normal or even Easy as far as I can tell.
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>>144852834
>run through swamps
I do that too, the trick is not to end your turn on one :^) never saw AI stacks standing in swamps

>leave cities undefended
Do you have an army sitting on every single of your cities?

>follow a stack of varg with their entire manpower
Never happened to me but I wouldn't be surprised if they AI did stupid things like this
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>>144852834

>oh totally, just like when they run through swamps
And if they didn't you would complain the AI avoids swamps like plague every time

>leave cities undefended
And if they didn't you would complain the AI is too passive

>and follow a stack of varg with their entire manpower
And if they didn't you would complain norscans can get away with anything

>>144852876

>TW AI is good
>No.

Yes.
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>>144852079
>It's like how raiding, blockading, and generally fucking the economy of the AI seems to do nothing since they'll throw stacks of elites at you anyway
damn this brings me back
>poopan
>playing as westphalia
>conquer some part i can't remember the name of and blockade England , running a way when the royal navy arrives
>20 turns in the English have lost all the wealth in their capital from bankrupcy dropping it from 10 k pt to 2 k pt
felt so satisfying
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>>144852991
>run through swamps
you can thank bretonnia for that, 3 fucking stacks swimming in a swamp

>leave cities undefended
no, but i don't leave a city on the border with a warring nation undefended

>follow a stack of varg with their entire manpower
bretonnia again
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>>144853012
>And if they didn't you would complain the AI avoids swamps like plague every time
And that's good AI because it's avoiding needless attrition.
>And if they didn't you would complain the AI is too passive
I wouldn't unless they were legit being hyperpassive and not taking obviously undefended cities or wiping understrength armies.
>And if they didn't you would complain norscans can get away with anything
So the problem is the norscans being bull, because it's objectively retarded that the AI follows targets with all four armies they can field and leave their own land completely devoid of defense.
None of what you said indicates good AI.
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>>144852480
>Unless the rumours are true and they're in the expansion alongside Tomb Kings, Ogres and Chaos Dwarves, in which case the memestorm will be glorious
Explain.
What's wrong with ogres, tomb kings and chaos dwarves?
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>>144853012
>implying i would complain about good things
get your head out of your ass you warhammer cultist, it has flaws, deal with it
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>>144825408
rollin
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>>144853134
>ogres
An army full of monstrous creatures

>chaos dwarves
Literal memes, there's a few autistic Chaos Dwarve-a-boos in here, just take the autistic dawi speak and ratchet it up to 10

>tomb kings
great faction, good addition to the game. Vampire counts but ranged and defensive. A whole lotta pain
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>>144852991
>Do you have an army sitting on every single of your cities?
If an enemy stack is nearby, I'll force march a border army to defend the city at risk yeah.
>I do that too, the trick is not to end your turn on one :^)
Running through them incurs attrition which should be avoided unless you're in a massive hurry.

>>144853012
Why the fuck would I complain about the AI not being braindead, it's like saying the Huns spam skirmish mode - yeah, kind of the fucking point. If the AI defends risky but valuable areas, avoids unnecessary casualties, and doesn't send armies across the map to attack valueless targets, that's GOOD and actually adds difficulty without being artificial.
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>>144853064
>Bretonnia being retarded
It fits the theme, don't you think :^)
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>>144853131

>None of what you said indicates good AI.

It was never the point, it was to point out your flawed logic, AI will actually use raiding stance to avoid attrition most of the time unless it's moving fast through territory to avoid your stacks for example, they will come to the relief of their sieged cities pretty reliably, the complaint of undefended cities is stupid anyway since the player does the same, you just don't remember all the time you were suprised by a siege by the AI because you have selective memory and if norscans are the only war they are at faction with, why shouldn't they pursue them? Also your is hyperbole, I've never seen 4 stacks follow one stack around
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>>144852079
>/tg/
>strategy

>there are no /tg/ strategy games
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>>144853064
>Brets in a swamp
Obviously trying to find the Lady Too bad because she's at Karl's place
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>>144853198

>NO U response

Amazing
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>>144853317
Swamp attrition is somewhat minimal though. If you're not expecting an engagement and if you're in friendly territory the losses can be healed by your next turn.
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>>144853240
>Skaven
Most interesting faction in the game, high political potential with all the clans, the greyseers and backstabbing.
Technologically extremely advanced, good characters and lots of diversity.
Adds a great antagonist faction to the game that's fun to play as and against.

Tomb Kek btfo
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>>144853492
>never said or implied "no u"
amazing

>>144853490
:^)
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>>144853343
different poster
my complaints with AI right now are:
- battle AI sucks for infantry, they literally just run at the first thing in sight and attack
- battle AI in general is very basic, no formations to speak of and not dynamic at all to adapt to situations
- bad campaign AI for decisions is compensated with cheats
- vassals are useless, I had one of my vassals go to war with someone without as much as a notification and they still hated me no matter what
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>>144853317
>Running through them incurs attrition which should be avoided unless you're in a massive hurry
In Attila, but not in TWW, at least I never saw any damage done to my units when walking through one.
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>>144853521
>political potential
Oh boy, what if they reintroduced the loyalty system for Skaven?
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>>144853343
>it was to point out your flawed logic
What flawed logic? My logic is that the AI should be good. Your bottom reply was to me, the TW AI is not actually good, it performs to the best of its ability but that's not actually good.
>AI will actually use raiding stance to avoid attrition most of the time
That's actually another broken point, since raiding is apparently not a fucking act of war.
>you just don't remember all the time you were suprised by a siege by the AI because you have selective memory
Or maybe I legit rarely get caught off guard if I can fucking see the stack sitting at my borders.
>Also your is hyperbole, I've never seen 4 stacks follow one stack around
And I have.

>>144853492
He actually said something in that post, which was that he believed all those points you said he'd complain about are desireable.
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>>144853521
You forgot
>Reddit tier fanbase
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>>144853608
Would be perfect for them! The stronger the general gets or the more he wins the lower the loyalty.
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>>144853603
Really?
I actually completely walked around swamps after getting my autism tickled in Attila with 157 strength units after walking through the lowlands swamp.
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>>144853620

>My logic is that the AI should be good.

That's not logic, that's a statement, your flawed logic are the points you made in the post

>That's actually another broken point, since raiding is apparently not a fucking act of war.
It gives large diplomatic penalties, in regards to the player, do you want the game to autodeclare war for you instead of declaring war yourself on the faction that is raiding you?

>Or maybe I legit rarely get caught off guard if I can fucking see the stack sitting at my borders.
Selective memory

>And I have.
And I have not.

>He actually said something in that post, which was that he believed all those points you said he'd complain about are desireable.
Yes he called him a cultist, gotta band together with retards that can just use ad hominem I see
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>>144853521
no,yes,yes,debatable,no, NOOOOOOOO
unless you're the kind that enjoys the current game of wack a mole with chaos stacks
>now with armies that ignore terrain
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>>144850552

The AI largely ignores the vampire cunts, which is the only saving grace they have.

Outside of a few factions that aren't even close to you declaring war every so often that is, but they usually don't ever get a force close enough to bother you before they randomly ask for peace.

Since VC have arguably the weakest army, there's a whole lot of sitting on your ass while you wait for corruption, and firm believing in the philosophy of "The best way to win a fight is to not get into one".
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>>144853521
>>144853608
>>144853623
>>144853804
>>144853831


Heh, nothing personnel humans

"tears up your city"

Deceit and Cunning

T. Clan Pestilinis
>>
>Watching maximus decimus meridius video about chaos
>Chaos dragon is a decent pick

What the fuck am I hearing
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>>144825408

Rolling
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>>144853919
My name is ELECTOR COUNT KARL FRANZ, AND FILTHY RAT SCUM, I WILL PURGE THIS LAND OF YOUR FILTH

STRENGTH AND HONOR
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>>144853878
>Since VC have arguably the weakest army,
Who have the strongest then ?


those spooky skeletons all walking in the same pattern are dank as fuck
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>>144854068
>Who have the strongest then ?

Empire
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>>144853878
>Since VC have arguably the weakest army
>some people actually think VC is not the most overpowered faction
>>144848229
>>
>>144853919

Heh, nothing personal dwarfs

*assassinates high king*

T. Clan Eshin
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>>144853559
I was actually thinking, why doesn't the AI do something like decide on a battle plan?
Imagine that the AI, which has 12 infantry, 4 ranged support and 4 cavalry, faces off against an army composed of 12 infantry and 8 ranged support. It could start the battle planning on a flanking attack to wipe out the enemy's superior range then finishing with hammer and anvil
It'd also have a few triggers to change plans - for example, the ranged units have tangled the cav. In that case, they might decide to prioritize hammering the infantry and take two of their 4 to attack the infantry. Or say their own infantry has routed, they might decide it's over and order a general retreat covered by their ranged units and cav.
It'd solve the problem of the AI being unable to decide on a consistent battleplan (resulting in it running back and forth under archer fire for example) and never ordering withdrawals.

>>144853804
>It gives large diplomatic penalties, in regards to the player
No, I'd like that if I have a NAP, then declaring war doesn't lower MY reliability and therefore fuck MY diplomacy.
>Selective memory
Completely unbased statement, if I see an enemy stack near a vital city, I will either raise an army right there and fill it with mercenaries as best I can or drag an army from another settlement. The only times I don't do it is when I can't afford to, am confident in my ability to fuck them with the garrison, or am using that city as bait.
In fact, the AI ha even less of an excuse - the player can be 'careless', but the one edge the AI has is that it won't BE careless - if it sees it, it fucking sees it.
>Yes he called him a cultist
Completely irrelevant, ad hominem doesn't magically make the rest of his post disappear or become invalid. He said that he wouldn't complain, and now you're grasping at straws to make it seem like you have some sort of logical high ground and have privilege to simply dismiss posters you don't like.
>>
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little SKAVEN thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Clan Skyre Jezzail guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a GamesWorkshop Intellectual property. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Skavenfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "MUH HORNED RAT, MUH HORNED RAT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>>144853919
*tunnels behind you*
heh guess you werent expecting this man things
*kills some peasants*
*flee flees at the sight of anyone between the age of 16 and 40*
psssshhhh.... nothing personell ..... kid.....*
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>>144854284
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>>144854068

Empire

>>144854229

2/10 I responded
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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY PONTUS, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL ANTIOCHUS FUCKING UP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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>>144853919
>>144854281
>*teleports behind you*
>heh, you can't kill what you can't see
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>>144854609
>>>/gsg/
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>>144854332

>No, I'd like that if I have a NAP, then declaring war doesn't lower MY reliability and therefore fuck MY diplomacy.

It's extremely rare for factions you have NAP with to raid you since they will generally have decent diplomatic score with you

I've only seen it happen in Attila where Huns will have bad scores with you no matter what

>Completely unbased statement
It's based on thousands of hours of TW, you WILL have situations where the AI attacks undefended settlements, no matter what.

>Completely irrelevant, ad hominem doesn't magically make the rest of his post disappear or become invalid.
>He said that he wouldn't complain, and now you're grasping at straws to make it seem like you have some sort of logical high ground and have privilege to simply dismiss posters you don't like.

This is hilarious, what the fuck are you even talking about? And also he said he wouldn't complain? So what?
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>>144846524
>Invocation of Nehek is useless

Kill urself bro

Strength and honor.
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>>144854621


*unsheathes zweihander*
"heh..."
*dashes behind you*
"...nothing...personell..."
*cleaves you in half*
*twirls stache*
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=698364760

DUDE
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wut
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>>144854894
FUKKEN
NOICE
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>>144854658
>It's extremely rare for factions you have NAP with to raid you since they will generally have decent diplomatic score with you
This doesn't mean it doesn't happen, and it also happens with factions you just peaced out with...but declaring on them again lowers you from steadfast to unreliable, which is bullshit.
>It's based on thousands of hours of TW, you WILL have situations where the AI attacks undefended settlements, no matter what.
Yes, but not if I can actually fucking see the stack marching towards my city.
Sure I've had enemy stacks march out of fog-of-war, sack a city, then disappear, but critical, rich, or recruitment-center cities are always garrisoned unless I have an extremely good reason, and if I see the stack swaggering my way I will always put a stack in the city, or else stick one by the river crossing that leads to the city.
>what are you even on about
You said he made a NO U response here >>144853492, I said that he actually didn't because he went and actually made a point, then you said something about cultists and ad hominem retards.
I'm not that guy though, I'd guess he's the franzposter response.
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>>144851653
zog off
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>>144854894
Oh shit that's nice
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>>144854658
>And also he said he wouldn't complain? So what?
So your claim that we'd complain about the AI being fucking competent is utter bullshit.

>>144854894
Nice stuff.
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>>144825264
Looks like a bit of a cunt, really.
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>>144854915

I fought a greenskin army once composed entirely of rock lobbers once. Weird as hell.
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>>144855247
Cats are always fucking cunts.
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>>144854967

>This doesn't mean it doesn't happen
It means what I just said, it's extremely rare, and I don't think I've ever seen it happen in TWW in the first place.

>Sure I've had enemy stacks march out of fog-of-war, sack a city, then disappear
So we're in agreement, and the garrison thing applies to the AI too.

>You said he made a NO U response etc.

I didn't say anything, and he did make a NO U response
and called the guy a cultist because he upset him. Saying "I want the AI to be competent" is not an argument, it's a statement, I can say the AI is the best in any videogame ever doesn't make me right and doesn't make my statement any less valid than his, since they are both just statements.
Also your tripe about moral ground etc. was simply hilarious, did you lose it?

>>144855118

>So your claim that we'd complain about the AI being fucking competent is utter bullshit.

I have not a single clue what you're trying to say and how does it relate to anything I've said
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>>144853919
>>144854281
>>144854404
>>144854621

Jesus why are Skavenposters so autistc?

Strength and Honor
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>>144855547
Because they play Skaven?
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>>144855547
It's no surprise that Arch is a ratfag
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>>144855313
>>144854915

Usually happens when the AI has lost its last recruitment province
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>>144855712
Archwarhammer?

THE ARCHWARHAMMER?

THE GUY WITH THE DULCET TONES, EXQUISITE, SIGVALD-ESQUE VOICE, BRILLIANT EXPOSITION OF LORE, TACTICAL ACUMEN ONLY SEEN IN PRINCEOFMACEDON?

THE SAME ARCH?

A SKAVENFAG?

WHAT????
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>>144855347
t. Pitbull
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>>144855913
WORLDWIDE
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>>144855313
>Weird as hell
Did you forget the armies of comintatensis or stacks of onagers in Attila?

>>144855383
>I can say the AI is the best in any videogame ever doesn't make me right and doesn't make my statement any less valid than his, since they are both just statements.
I don't understand what you're on about. We've given examples of how the AI is retarded, and you've consistently refused to admit that they're bad.
The AI running their troops straight forward, making every fucking battle a Cannae, is stupid - in fact, one of the reasons the Huns are difficult to fight normally is that they specifically DON'T do this.
The AI walking through attrition zones for no real reason is stupid.
The AI pulling entire stacks of elites out of their asses when it's literally impossible (just like ashigaru->samurai in S2) is bullshit, compensation for it being shit - which implies that CA, too, knows the AI is shit.
The AI not knowing how to prioritize targets, chasing wounded stacks (but especially player stacks) or targeting cities halfway across the world (esp. players but not always) when they can only afford two is stupid.
The AI not garrisoning their cities when it is able to is stupid.
The AI deciding that the best use for their cavalry is to slam into the side of spearmen instead of waiting until the spears are occupied by the AI infantry is stupid.
The AI running in circles beneath crippling archer fire because it can't decide whether the hurlers in front of them or the heavy cav behind them is the bigger threat is stupid.
The AI not knowing when to cut its losses and withdraw is stupid.
The AI thinking that entire stacks of stone throwers or comitatensis is good is stupid.
The AI not understanding how to balance food and therefore taking eternal attrition is stupid (it's a goddamn numbers game, the AI should be god at this).
The AI not knowing how to demolish buildings or knowing how to prioritize is stupid.
The AI is bad, admit it.
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>>144854915
I only just realized, the color of the general's circle depends on the number of points put in the respective skill trees. So for example Valmir here is a melee monster.
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Guys pls respond this is important

I have to get a new GPU and I plan to get one of the new gen NVIDIA or AMD GPU coming out in June, should I just get the weaker RX480 (about as strong as a R9 390/390x) or should I save some more money and get the 1070 (About as strong as a titan x and twice the price of the RX480)?
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>>144855913
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Is it worth it to make human retards your vassals as the Vampire Counts?

I kind of want to just get some money out of this guy while I spread corruption, then I'll delete him when I'm done with him.
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>>144855971
How can you honestly expect the devs to put together a decent AI when we've seen many times that they themselves are bad at the game?
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>>144856171
A person can hope, but at this point I'm just tired of that faggot pretending the AI is good and dismissing anyone who argues against that ridiculous claim.
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>>144849701
What's wrong with Ben?
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>>144855971

>The AI running their troops straight forward, making every fucking battle a Cannae, is stupid - in fact, one of the reasons the Huns are difficult to fight normally is that they specifically DON'T do this.
The AI doesn't do this, it will flank quite competently in TWW
>The AI walking through attrition zones for no real reason is stupid.
We've been over this, if you choose to ignore what I said there is nothing I can do about it
>The AI pulling entire stacks of elites out of their asses when it's literally impossible (just like ashigaru->samurai in S2) is bullshit, compensation for it being shit - which implies that CA, too, knows the AI is shit.
The AI only magically turns units in Shogun 2, it needs buildings and tech in other titles and get income bonuses if you play on harder difficulties, invalid argument.
>The AI not knowing how to prioritize targets, chasing wounded stacks (but especially player stacks) or targeting cities halfway across the world (esp. players but not always) when they can only afford two is stupid.
And usually happens because that faction is the only faction it is at war with.
>The AI not garrisoning their cities when it is able to is stupid.
Except it does.
>The AI deciding that the best use for their cavalry is to slam into the side of spearmen instead of waiting until the spears are occupied by the AI infantry is stupid.
The AI in TWW was actually improved in this aspect, it will actively avoid units placed to protect the flanks
>The AI running in circles beneath crippling archer fire because it can't decide whether the hurlers in front of them or the heavy cav behind them is the bigger threat is stupid.
What would you have it do? Its fucked either way and so would the player in that situation
>The AI not knowing when to cut its losses and withdraw is stupid.
You literally have the forums filled with children whining that the AI avoids their stacks too effectively
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>>144856272
i can't believe that i lived long enough to see someone defend TW AI...
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>>144855971

>The AI thinking that entire stacks of stone throwers or comitatensis is good is stupid.
Which is an effect of it not having the recruitment buildings avaiable at the moment of recruitment, further proof it doesn't magically turn units into elites
>The AI not understanding how to balance food and therefore taking eternal attrition is stupid (it's a goddamn numbers game, the AI should be god at this).
The AI understands how to balance food, you blitzing the AI with deathstacks and taking cities that helped balance that food problem doesn't mean the AI cannot handle food
>The AI not knowing how to demolish buildings or knowing how to prioritize is stupid.
This is patently false, the AI will always demolish your shit when it conquers your cities and rearrange them to their needs
>The AI is bad, admit it.
This isn't an argument, admit it.
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>>144856438

>Y-you're wrong because I say so! Here have this dramatic response to prove it!
lol
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>>144856171
Yeah, lets see you defeat Dogbert 1v1 scrub

In fact, I'll make this official. I'm a CA employee, post your steam and we'll see you battle us
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>>144840126
Peasant pig cavalry when?
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>>144847708
>And people should fucking play Medieval 2.
but i have. got like 300hrs in kingdoms before steam combined the 2 and removed those hours.now i have 119hrs in it. though this was mainly mods though.
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>>144856272
>it will flank quite competently
If by competently you mean flanking in the generic pincer movement that precedes its infantry, even when you have obvious flank superiority.
>We've been over this, if you choose to ignore what I said there is nothing I can do about it
Right back at you.
>The AI only magically turns units in Shogun 2
Yeah, it only magically turns them in S2, but even on Normal it can shit out twin fullstacks when it only owns a single town. Pretty bullshit if you ask me, and the point was that CA knows the AI is shit and gives it bonuses to compensate - not that that's bad if we take bad AI as a given.
>That faction is the only faction it is at war with
That's not true though.
>it will actively avoid units placed to protect the flanks
Which results in the flanking maneuver floundering, since it seems to not realize that it can simply go behind the entire damn line.
>What would you have it do?
I'd have it decide on a course of action and follow through with it, either ignoring the cav / stationing one or two spears to protect its rear and attack the hurlers, or ignoring the hurlers / sending harrassing cavalry and focusing on the heavy cav instead of running in circles and giving me a perfect win.
>whining that the AI avoids their stacks too effectively
That's something else entirely known as Forced March being complete bullshit - I'm saying that the AI needs to know when to hit the actual in-battle withdraw button.
>available at the moment of recruitment
And it will never build them if they've developed their provinces already, since it looks like they don't know how to replace their own buildings.
>The AI understands how to balance food
Yeah because when I freed the visigoths in Dacia, defending them from attackers then checked on them 20 turns later, the -120 food was surely my imagination right.
>This is patently false
They will never demolish and redevelop their own buildings.
Warmly awaiting your reply.
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Do we have any official info on the future dlc or are we stil guessing?
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Is there a mod that makes lords and heroes wade through crowds easier?

I want to see these guys in action, not stuck in a blob of friendlies half the time.
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>>144856940
I think Wurrzag has been semi-confirmed to be one of the free legendary lords since he appeared in a rally point video ages ago
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>>144843131
top quality
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>>144840189
>T-They are just jokin! T-they dont really think im scum for not liking floppy h-hats
fuck off shitter
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>>144856940
Confirmed: All 16 factions will be in the game.
Confirmed: Different types of DLC packs: Lord Packs, Race Packs, Campaign Packs.
Confirmed: Free DLC picture plan thingy.

Not confirmed: FUCKING WHEN
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>>144856951
That would be too much of a buff. They'd be impossible to tie down and kill.
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What's some bait GUARANTEED to get (YOUs) in /twg/ anons?
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autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k-06oiXwWw
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>>144857221
(You)
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>>144856809

>If by competently you mean flanking in the generic pincer movement that precedes its infantry
Yes that's exactly what I mean, you know, flanking

>Yeah, it only magically turns them in S2 etc.
My point is that you're trying to apply S2 to every title, which isn't true

>That's not true though.
It is in the vast majority of situations

> since it seems to not realize that it can simply go behind the entire damn line.
But it literally does that, if you have troops on your flank they will go behind

>I'd have it decide on a course of action and follow through with it, either ignoring the cav / stationing one or two spears to protect its rear and attack the hurlers, or ignoring the hurlers / sending harrassing cavalry and focusing on the heavy cav instead of running in circles and giving me a perfect win.
You're making it sound it just sits there, it will struggle to decide but will take action, it's fucked either way just like the player would be, this isn't bad AI this is a shitty situation

>I'm saying that the AI needs to know when to hit the actual in-battle withdraw button.
That's absurd, how many times have you actually manually withdrawn from a battle? If you haven't withdrawn on the campaign map it just means chances are agaisnt you and you will be chased again on the campaign map, losing everything

>And it will never build them if they've developed their provinces already, since it looks like they don't know how to replace their own buildings.
We've been over this, the AI demolishes buildings

>Yeah because when I freed the visigoths in Dacia etc.
Them being stuck on one settlement is another thing, you can claim the AI doesn't demolish its main settlement, which takes food, but not that it doesn't rearrange their building composition since it does

>They will never demolish and redevelop their own buildings.
When they conquer a settlement the buildings become theirs.

Here is my response.
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>>144857221
OFFICIAL /TWG/ TOTAL WAR GAMES POWER RANKINGS* (As of June 8th) (Stand alone titles only) (All patches and mods taken into consideration)

1. Medieval 2 & Kingdoms
2. Napoleon
3. Shogun 2 FotS
4. Age of Charlemagne
5. Shogun 2
6. Attila
7. Rome 1 and BI
8. Empire
9. Rome 2
10. Rome Alexander
11. Warhammer
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>>144857396

Wow that's a retarded list, no wonder it gets (you)s
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>>144857221
Posing Arch videos.
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>>144857261

>Patreon
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>>144852079
>but I want the game to be hard because it's hard, not because it outright fucking cheats and gains completely unfair advantages over me
not him but isn't that in most strategy games? at least in most rts games, no?
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>>144857458
REMOVE KNIGHT
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>>144857261
Hey don't bully my boy Neph.

He works real hard on his fanfiction mod.
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>>144852304
top quality
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>>144857197
They're pretty much impossible to kill now as well unless it's an open field battle where you have very fast units and can afford to send them after the routing lord or have direct damage spells like spirit leech or accusation.

This would just make sure they perform better before they rout.
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What do you guys think about this?

https://imgur.com/a/fjAjA
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>>144857572
its not just most, its literally every single game ever made
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>>144857706
I have no problem killing them now. If they rout while I have successfully tarpitted them they usually don't make it out alive. Flying units, a flying lord/hero or skirmish cav also does the job well. Dwarfs struggle I guess, but I haven't played them.
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>>144857852
>vargalley

What, is it manned entirelly by varghulfs and vargheists?
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>>144857852
Don't give a single fuck about naval combat tbqhwyf, unless it magically turns out to be far better than the previous 3 games
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>>144857852

>Dwarfs have fucking Dreadnoughts and ironclads
>Other factions go around in buccaneers

So how is CA going to balance this?
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MOD CRASHING WHEN IT WORKS FOR MY FRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144857345
>Yes that's exactly what I mean, you know, flanking
That's not the only form of flanking.
>apply S2 to every title
I am explicitly not, I'm simply using the most extreme and well-known example of blatant cheating. Twin stacks are also something I'm saying.
>it is in the vast majority of situations
I supposed you've done statistics?
>But it literally does that, if you have troops on your flank they will go behind
Do you have some TW+ AI? I have seen this happen maybe twice, both times when they had crushing flank superiority and literally couldn't fit all their cav on the sides alone
>You're making it sound it just sits there
It doesn't, but it runs back and forth. Another example is if you have crushing missile superiority attacking an encamped opponent - often they'll simple cower inside the fortifications, running spearmen under fire back (and losing 30% of their men since the shield doesn't work against backfire) and switching them with another unit, rinse and repeat. You can get upwards of 1000 kills from hurlers or archers alone this way.
>how many times have you actually manually withdrawn from a battle
Actually, I do it quite a lot if I have ranged superiority or if I have a lot of salvageable cav / can get my 6* general out of there. The AI will suicide charge that 6* general. The retreat on the campaign map actually goes pretty far sometimes, often enough to put you out of range if they walked a bit to get to you.
>the AI demolishes buildings
The amount of times I've seen shit composition and starvation attrition maintain forever says otherwise.
>you can claim the AI doesn't demolish its main settlement
They built their main settlement up to level 3 and put a temple up when their lone farm can't possibly provide enough food. They don't plan out their food.
>When they conquer a settlement the buildings become theirs.
Except they replan it once, if you fuck up empire-wide troop/food balance they rarely fix it up.
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>>144858063
They won't, Dawi will rule the waves, and no dirty umgi, elgi or grobi will gainsay them
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>>144858063
Brets have Galleons the size of fucking castles from what I've seen.
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>>144858217

>Dawi rule the waves
>their ironclads are known to be beaten and overrun by orcs on ramshackle wooden barges
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>>144858057
I honestly think the naval combat in S2 FotS is great. Seems like CA have flair of making modern-ish naval combat game, too bad they went back in Rome2, Attila, and non-existant in Warhammer.
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>>144825408
they see me rollan
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>>144857852
Gotta agree with >>144858057 naval has always been shit and i dont expect them to fix it now.

Resources would be much better spent elsewhere.
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How the fuck do you play Warriors of Chaos without falling for the 100 turns in norsca meme?
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>>144858063
They have like one port.
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>>144858369
>insulting superior Dawi naval firepower
INTO THE BOOK YE GO
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>>144858370
R2 had enjoyable naval battles imo though when they actually worked, as long as they weren't full navies (turns into a clusterfuck). In fact I specifically hated modern naval battles, I mean they were fun to watch but they had their own share of frustrations (like being un-autoresolvable and >catching fire).
Ramming ships apart is so much more enjoyable.
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>>144858451
Not if they take Gromti Mingol. Then they have TWO ports.

However, the only reason why I can conceive of manlets raising a huge navy is to sail to Ulthuan and raze the filthy oathbreakers to the ground.
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Anyone have any idea why a mod works perfectly fine for me but makes my friend crash on startup?
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>>144858170

>That's not the only form of flanking.
You mean the flanking that doesn't involve flanking kind?

>I am explicitly not
"The AI pulling entire stacks of elites out of their asses when it's literally impossible (just like ashigaru->samurai in S2)" You were trying to apply it to other titles, stop bullshitting

>I supposed you've done statistics?
No I'm speaking from experience

>Do you have some TW+ AI? I have seen this happen maybe twice, both times when they had crushing flank superiority and literally couldn't fit all their cav on the sides alone
It literally happens every time in TWW, and sometimes in Attila, usually with light cav

>It doesn't, but it runs back and forth.
This really doesn't happen

>Another example is if you have crushing missile superiority attacking an encamped opponent - often they'll simple cower inside the fortifications, running spearmen under fire back
This is the only point I concede you since I've seen it happen, on the plus side they will actually sally out of their settlement if they have army superiority and are just getting shot, at least in Attila they did

>Actually, I do it quite a lot if I have ranged superiority or if I have a lot of salvageable cav / can get my 6* general out of there. The AI will suicide charge that 6* general.
That's not my point, your point about withdrwaing was a broad statement not just applying to picking off targets with ranged, the retreat on the campaign map going far only really applies when there is a river, since it ignores terrain, you cannot rely on it since it is also random

>last 3 points
We can go back and forth on this,you are trying to use extreme examples of a liberated faction sitting on one settlement to prove your point, i think that speaks for itself.
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>tfw you get those autistic fights where no matter what half your units are awkwardly clumped and not attacking

Just fought a Dwarf 20 stack on a big slanted mountain so I could barely manuever my guys.

My army was way better but I lost about half of them as VCs.
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>>144858564

>oathbreakers

That shit got settled when Gotrek Starbreaker cucked the entire elven race hard by butchering Caledor when he begged for mercy.
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>>144858696
DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

I'm sick and TIRED of going AROUND in cirlces with you I give up, you win, happy/
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>>144858768
>implying
'twas a good cucking, but they're still dirty elves. Also there's still Malekith to account for, that knife-eared piece of shit. Snorri Whitebeard's ghost is so pissed off he's risen from the grave.
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>still no balance patch
>still no announcment regarding future content
>still no announcment about Bretonnia

What the fuck, CA.
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>>144858063
I'm not sure if they'll give the dwarfs actual U-boats like they have in the setting, but generally the other races have magic or size on their side. High Elf ships have prows that can cut through an ironclad quite easily and dragons in tow. Empire have 30 gun decks with 50 lbs guns and Dark Elves have floating islands that have pet krakens they can release.
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>>144859032
Balance patches aren't a thing you want to rush out
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>>144859103

Who has strongest navy?

I think it has to be DE, nothing can really compete with Black Arks.
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>>144858526
Ah ok, I got you, anon. For me personally, I prefer trading cannons, mortars, and torpedoes rather than shooting arrows or getting close to board and then going back to melee fighting, which I've seen so many times in land battles and there are virtually no difference.

Ramming is good, I agree, however it is also a viable tactic for modernish naval battle in S2 as well, albeit more suicidal in nature.

I enjoyed shooting volley of cannons, watching it hit/miss the enemy ship, making them explode, or having them shoot the cannons only to bounce off of my steel plated armoured ships/ironclads. Having your torpedoes connect after a very careful aiming predictions bring a great satisfaction too.

inb4 autism and play warship games instead.
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>tfw you take a new army setup into MP and forget about your new unit
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>>144858776
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>>144859136
Actually they kinda are
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>>144859159

Problably Empire because of numbers.
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>>144843704
>>144843554
it's kinda logical, next are skavens, you can't have skavens without tomb kings :^)
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>tfw modders already fixed spells
>no one has fucking fixed luminark of hysh

CA patch this shit for fucks sake
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>>144859159
Probably Dark Elves or High Elves, both races do whatever they want at sea and get their way. the Weakest navy has to be Skaven or Vampire Counts.
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CA employee here, the next xpac will be designed at making the Bretonnian and human kingdom midgame more varied and interesting. In addition, the orc dominance of the southern badlands has to be shaken up

As a result we will be implementing the beastmen, skaven and tomb kings in the next xpac
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>>144859580
Proofs?
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>>144859441

Well at least you get that 12% physical resist aura
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>>144859302
You know it'll be even worse if a patch is rushed out and ends up overbuffing magic or some other silly thing
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>>144859464
FUCK OFF DUDE, SKAVEN LITERALLY HAVE TECHNOLOGY TO BRING THE MOON CALLED MORSLIEB TEARING DOWN ONTO THE PLANET

AND THEY HAVE A SHIT NAVY?

WHAT BS

The SKAVEN could LITERALLY ASSASINATE your boats if they wanted to
>>
CA employee here, any other employees that post here are probably Darren. Don't worry we'll take care of him soon.
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>>144859631
CA employee here we're actually not working on any expansions or DLC just the freshest memes. Also none of us would post here.
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>>144859441

I haven't tried them out yet, what's so bad about them? A glance at the stats shows they do a shitload of damage.
>>
>>144859441
>>tfw modders already fixed spells
which mods did that?
>>
>>144859658

>and ends up overbuffing magic or some other silly thing

Isn't it funny how before the game came out doomsayers were crying that magic and monsters would break the game?

Literally the fucking opposite lol
>>
>No ending cutscene like Shogun 2
Kinda disappointed
>>
>>144859676
>wake up one morning on your galley
>there's daggers stuck in the woodwork
>literally hundreds of daggers jutting out
>triangular symbols everywhere
>and a snickering voice on the wind, going 'hehh, nothing personnell, man-thing'
>>
CA employee here Not really
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>>144845791
wow, just imagine : a warcraft total war !

really makes you think, uh ?
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>>144859676
T.Skaven internet defense force.
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>>144859676
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I AM PRINCE
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>>144859752

Molay's spells & artifacts or something.
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>>144859983
AND WARBOSS
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>>144859747
Stats can be deceiving, but I used one of this in battle and it looks like they only work wonders against monsters and big creatures. The fire rate is super slow, and against infantry and grouped enemies, they suck bad. They also move really slowly, have relatively short range, and just in general not worth the effort considering you have to spend a lot of money to get it and its almost as expensive to maintain as steam tank (but less useful).

Once you get the luminark surrounded by enemies, that's it.
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>dogbert coaching Joey with MLG unit picks
>dogbert losing almost no matches himself

this guy doesnt play around
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>>144860028
Spells still are shit with this desu
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>>144859782
Well, kinda expected that (I havent finished a single campaign, still on my empire campaign), especially since there are no cutscene for units, heroes, or heroes actions.

I really liked the humor and little touches they do for the original S2 when new unit types are produced or when you successfully/failed assasinate a general.
>>
>>144860156
which one is it that makes them good then?
>>
>>144860235
None
>>
Reminder that Malekith did nothing wrong
>>
>>144860418
>broke a promise to Snorri Whitebeard
HE HAS WRONGED US! KILL THE OATHBREAKER!
>>
>>144860235
I use this:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=693053739

and seems to be having quite a good time. Granted it still has a lot of issues. Is Molay's better than this though?

I play with large unit size.
>>
Oh my god radious has outdone himself this time

MANNFREDD VON CARSTEIN MOUNTED ON AN UNDEAD GRYPHON!

UNDEAD DEMIGRYPH KNIGHTS

YOU FUCKIN MADMAN RADIOUS!!
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>>144860706
Link?
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>>144860638
He never gave promise to that manlet
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>>144860706

I don't understand why you'd do that, just go on the internet and lie.
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>>144860418
he's the leader the knife-ears deserve
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fuck war dogs seriously

whats the point, they always accomplish nothing
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>>144860706
can't even tell wether I'm being memed or not
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>>144860706
Do they even have proper models?
>>
>>144860706
>tfw no black orc heavy cavalry (wild demigryphs)
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>>144860861

They are pretty useful
>>
>>144846489
>Rome 2 runs literally 15 fps higher despite having the same number of units and similar resolution.
It's the opposite for me. Not only does R2 look uglier but runs slower and tends to freeze up for seconds every 5 seconds in larger battles.
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>>144860809
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grombrindal
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>>144861010
>>144860706


Reminder that ARMOURED SLAYERS and BLACK ORC ARRER BOYZ actually fucking happened.
>>
whats something good to fap to lads, vampire-chan is driving me insane
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>>144825408
not greenshits pls
>>
>dwarfs annoying me so I offer peace treaties with them
>Karak kadrin accepts
>Zhufbar doesn't
>Offer him 600 gold to fuck off
>says no
>Next turn he offers me 2k for peace
>Decline and raze 3 settlements in 4 turns

Fucking stuntie faggot.

>>144861285
I hope Radious fucking dies of a brain tumor.
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>>144861484
Daemons.
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>>144861484
brown elves my friend
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>>144861484
I got some real good shit right here for you mate.
>>
>>144861694
>>144861838
where caan I get more of this.. f-for research
>>
>>144861953

>It's not a Great Helm

Thank G*d
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>>144861953

Too gaudy for tastes.
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>>144861961
Try /e/ you stuttering fuck
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4mxdgcshpM

>Scott Lufkin5 days ago
>How do you run a benchmark with TW:Warhammer? I didn't see it in the menu, or did I just not look in the right place?

>Guru3D.com5 days ago
>It is not available (just yet). Creative supplied a special DirectX 12 Benchmark build for Total War: WARHAMMER. The game is expected to support DirectX 12 upon a patch released, scheduled for June.

DX12 CONFIRMED FOR JUNE
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>>144862076
Hows this?
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>>144857221
post the latest addition in Radious :^)
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>>144862261
WE ARE IN JUNE, WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!
>>
>>144852775
Because there's always that one guy modeling for you who just can't hold a pose and wants to chat with you when painting.
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>>144861652
So much hate for Radious, anon. Not good for your health.

Just dont use his mod and be happy with the game. Problem solved.
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>>144862381

I DON'T KNOW
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I feel like a fucking idiot for only just now realizing that Waaagh! is supposed to be the word War, just with the orks' unique pronunciation.
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>>144862131
be nice!
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>>144862505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>144861838
How is that brown?
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This quest battle was really fun. What's your favorite so far?
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>>144840748
I want wardogs with floppy hats.
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>>144862713

The Kholek one
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>>144862490
I can wish death on someone without being angry or hating them I just think his mods a meme
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>>144862696
hi trayvon.
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>>144861961
Have a blue one.
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You guys want high elves or dark elves first?

I'm asking for...reasons.
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>>144863019
High Elves with phalanx.
TWW has a distinct lack of spear porn.
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>>144863019

You can't really have one without the other Tbh.
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>>144863019
I'd be surprised if they won't get included at the same time.
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>>144863019
I want Chaos Daemons!
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Could the Empire ever not get completely assraped in one of my dwarf playthroughs?

Get your shit together Karl
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>>144863141
Yeah, in retrospect my question was really fuckin' dumb.
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>>144863019
Repeating crossbows all the way.
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>>144863176
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>>144854621

>you can't kill what you can't see
rikimaru ? is that you ?
>>
Can someone make a Coldsteel for Mannfred
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What are the creepy voices saying when Im playing VC
>>
You guys want Skaven... or Chaos dwarves first

I'm asking for reasons

Strength and Honor
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>>144863972
Nagash.
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>>144863972
pssshh nothin personell
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>>144863972
strength and honor
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>>144863874
Fuck you man Mannfred didn't do anything wrong the End Times shoehorned him into something he would never otherwise do plus the End Times bullshit isn't in this game Mannfred is a cool guy he just wants to claim what's his why wasn't Vlad a better father
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>>144863972
kiilll theeeeemmmm
Raaaaiiiise theeeemmmm
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>>144864013
skaven or who exactly?
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>>144864226
t. Shitfred von Cuntstein
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>>144864208
I really, really, like this meme

>>144863972
The voices in VC are actually renditions taken from the ghostly remains of all teh fantasyfags who committed suicide when radious mod was featured on a CA video
>>
>>144863972
UH OH YA HA UH OH

D-D-D-D-D-DAAAAANNNSSSEEE

_______
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>>144864226
T. MANNfuck Von Fagstein
>>
GAMES WORKSHOP WAS WEAK, WITNESS TRUE LORE

- Radious hero which replaced Mannfred
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Should replenishing units give additional upkeep?
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>Greenskins get free anti corruption with their public order building
>Dwarfs have to build a fucking Slayers shrine
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>>144864683
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>>144864825
I don't think so, on the basis that you shouldn't be punished for fighting with your armies and troop losses are already punishing enough as it is
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>>144824906
>mass steam tank army is actually op
Just like real Warhammer!
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>>144864972
>dwarfs get free anti corruption from commandments and several technologies
>orcs get a single building
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>>144865210
>more than 8 steam tanks

Non canon.
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hi /twg/ how is warhammer? i havnt been here in a few months (been playing gs games and overwatch)
how are you as well?
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>>144865634
>(been playing gs games and overwatch)

First you should kill yourself, then you should play total warhams because its really good.
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>>144863191
The empire is in a rather difficult position actually, especially when you look at it from the perspective of the bog standard dumbfuck totalwar AI.

Anyway, here is the progress on my current empire campaign after my 4th and hopefully final restart.
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>>144865634
Its alright, really needs the first patch.
>>
>>144865634
its good but has some glaring issues and really the potential of what it will be in 2 years outshines what it is today. The major issues are with balancing and the rosters but also morale which currently makes very little sense.
>>
>>144829340
You deployed balthasar gelt instead of superior karl franz
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>>144833776
none, chaos campaign is utter shit.
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>>144865634
It's really fun, but at the same time you can tell playing through the game that this is simply the base for something much more expansive.

Also this battle here was fun as fuck. All them norscans charging in and getting shot to pieces by missile units and artillery before my infantry and cavalry finish them. Fuck man, why can't all the games battles be as awesome as the quest battles? ;_;
>>
>>144866479
You're forgetting to take off your trip my friend.
>>
>>144866479
How do you make your unit stacks this big?
>>
>>144839312
I had fun in shogun 2 rome2 and a bit less in attila in vh, but here in warhammer is utter bullshit, terrible diplo options, vh makes so that AI never gets rebellion due to vampiric corruption, and the chaos-norscan 8x stacks bee line is just a pain to autoresolve 3vs3 massive battles.
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>Magic does do jack shit unless you're playing on small and medium unit sizes (pleb)
>Misscast chance means nothing

Magic should be fucking destructive, buffs should be even better than what they are or the duration should be longer, and sometimes your mage should just spontaneously explode

Also Buff and Debuffs desperately need a persistent visual on the units so you know when to rebuff or counter a debuff as opposed to having to mouse hover on the effected units

Patch when
>>
>>144867028
Damn, that wizard is ripped
>>
>>144867028

How about you do it faggot

Ramp up the cost of everything and give it shitload of damage
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does this kind of building apply faction wide or province wide?
>>
The sooner you cunts stop autoresolving everything the better you will enjoy the games.
>>
>>144867247
It'd say factionwide if it was
>>
>>144862131
why would a nice looking manga say this kind of stuff...
>>
>>144867247
I would think province, otherwise it usually says factionwide
>>
>>144867348
>Autoresolving everything
If you autoresolve your fights you're basically playing a ridiculously simple grand-strategy game. Especially now that Warhammer has a more 'casual' campaign.

Do people actually do this?
>>
>>144866025

Make walls in Marienburg lad, it's the only thing that will stop the shit stacks of Skaelig and Vargs
>>
>>144867247
province
>>
>>144867247

Province only.

There's a mod that changes every building like that to factionwide though.
>>
>>144867453

A lot of people do and then complain the game is too easy when they win battles involving thousands with a couple hundred losses, when playing would have caused a lot more.

Everyone is good when they abuse autoresolve, TWW autoresolve is very similar to Shogun 2, where when you have a 65-70% advantage you take almost no losses
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>>144867228
I'll probably wait and see on what the upcoming patch (soon™) fixes.
If I'm not satisfied I will look into modding it
>>
>>144867453

Only boring fights, yes.

>>144867625

>where when you have a 65-70% advantage you take almost no losses

Autoresolve is shit when you're vampires though, monsters die constantly because of the way it's calculated.

Heroes are also almost always killed. Shit sucks because if they die in autoresolve they don't respawn like they'd do on the world map.
>>
>>144867247
It's only factionwide if it explicitly says:

effect or some kind (factionwide)
>>
Okay, how the fuck do you do Dwarfs on VH?

I've read every possible guide and looked at twg every day and nothing seems to work. I turtle and get fucked by 2-3 stacks of Orcs, I play aggressive and get fucked by 2-3 stacks of Orcs. Orcs spawn out of the fucking ground to kill me.

HOW!? HOW DO YOU GIT GUD?
>>
>>144867578
Does this break the game? I know as empire I can build 4-5 of those iron supplement buildings that reduces sword infantry cost by 20%. Will getting enough of those built just give me free recruitment everywhere for swords? What happens when I build 6 lumber supplement buildings and queue up a bunch of crossbows?
>>
>>144867453
I'm likely a pleb, but I autoresolve when there were only small detachments from previous battle that I do not want to do anymore (because fuck chasing and killing routing units and have them still be on the map instead of completely being destroyed) OR super duper big battles involving 3 or more full stack since that will take forever.

While at this topic, do you know what 'control large army' button does? If I want reinforcements/allied armies to be controlled by the AI, how can I do that?
>>
>>144867925

Go north and take Gunbad for that sweet dosh.
>>
>>144867925
If you have to ask, maybe you should turn down the difficulty, friend

>>144868025
>autoresolving the greatest battles
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=699310314

>also thanks to the eternal general
>may your dwarven cataphract archers(artillery) be forever (heavy)
>and your feedback be forever varied.

ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>
>>144868039
My economy isn't what I'm having trouble with. Its the fucking infinite stacks of Orcs that have some huge hate-boner for me.
>>
>>144867984

The effects are toned down to half, so you only get one point of experience and 10% bonus.

>>144868025

>super duper big battles involving 3 or more full stack since that will take forever.

I usually skip those because of perfomance issues.
>>
>>144868118
>le sekrit club XD

He was posting here about it for the last few thread idiot, great revelation you have there.
>>
>>144867625
and yet you also have to factor in the disproportionate loss of health on key vital units like the terrorgheist and varghulf or chaos giants. Auto-Resolve is also useless across multiple stacks per side and doesn't take into account tech upgrades like masterwork crossbows.
>>
>>144868112
Suppose you are right, but most of the time it is 3 armies of full mid-high end tier stacks against, say chaos 2 stacks of marauders or VC count stacks consisted of zombies and skellies, probably a few varghulf thrown in.

It might be a great battle, doesn't make it very interesting to watch or fun to play. Mostly will route soon after the lord got killed anyway.

Plus >>144868169
>>
>>144868112
No one can give clear how-to's for the higher difficulty because no one wants to admit that there is a gigantic level of luck involved. I failed my Dwarf legendary run about 6 times before I won it. Each time I did the exact same thing and each time the Orcs fucked me. On my seventh run an AI Dwarf faction started shitting out stacks and held the Orcs back for about 70 turns, allowing me to build and expand.

Huge parts of higher difficulties are nothing but luck that the AI behaves a certain way, especially when it comes to how the AI reacts to the PC. I've seen stacks ignore settlements belonging to other AI and beeline for one of my settlements.
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>>144867537
Planning on it. I have some time though as I'm using the mod that makes chaos show up later.

>>144866851
Hmm? My stack there is a bog standard 20 unit army.

Also fuck all vampire shits.
>>
New bread

>>144868701
>>144868701
>>144868701
>>144868701
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>mfw after beating Chaos
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>>144868568

This is the exact same experience

With empire it's about who declares war on you, usually if Middenlad or averland declares war on you while you're busy fighting secessionists, greenskins and marienburg it gets impossible to manage
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>play VC
>bro it up with the Dwarves during Chaos invasion
>Decide to do the quest battles in Southern Badlands (controlled by the Dwarves)
>Didn't know about the teleport button, so march all the way south in raiding stance
>give a medium gift to the Dwarves every turn to offset the diplomatic penalty
>When its all done the Dwarves have so much cash they've actually overtaken me in the strenght ranking
>Dwarves still end up hating my guts, and ally themselves with the Empire and Brettonia
>Surrounded on all sides, can't attack one without dragging their whole alliance into it

halp
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>>144825408
Rolling
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>>144865417
I've done it in custom battle with 5
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>>144851625
You colonize a city, all your units 1/4 hp, the AI does it, he's regenerated in 1 turn.
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>>144857458
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>>144868118
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=699310314
Nice, Ive always wanted to slaughter Breton knights in mass as vampires.

Where can I find some comprehensive lore on Mousillon?The warhammer wiki is lackluster.
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