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first for mei
>>144813285
no, that character has a cowl and a cape, just like Sombra
meme
Not first for fuck dynamic queue
Should we be worried about this person?
So how do i get goder at genji?
heres another question
why cant i get good at reinhart?
i have 12 hours as junkrat
>D.Va's Spanish "Aw Yeah!"
is hana even a korean name?
>Torbjorn is my favourite Overwatch hero
>Gimli is my favourite LotR character
>I pick the dwarf race in RPGs
You guys don't seriously believe Pharah has no limbs, do you?
What is the tier list for consoles?
Someone pls explain this Pharah Pop shit
All I see is some shitty figurine
it has a skin with it or something?
do any of the other "pop" things have skins?
i don't get it
Reminder that Mercy has HUGE TITS
Fuck me how do the people on my team even breathe without aid. This happens way to often for me. I just want to be higher level.
thinking of buying this game. will it still be popular in a month, or is it going to be like rocket league and other flavor of the month games?
do you see yourself playing it in 6 months when the playerbase falls?
>>144813539
You got memed on
Junkrat a cute!
>>144813434
>16 hours nonstop
>>144813231
new thread epic post suggestions pls
>>144813539
it's for faggots who fall for the "chibi" or "moe" weeb craze. Pay them no mind, actual real figurines are on the way
>>144813000
if you have your teammates close by use your charge to engage, priority targets are enemy supports or tanks, use your shield to cover firing allies, if you are shielding but they fucking jerking themselves in a corner you're wasting it
dont be afraid to be aggresive you have the upper hand on melee attacks and a giant shield
>>144813434
>less than 10% of his time played is being on fire
>barely 50% win ratio
>VERY average k/d
seems like a baddie honestly
>>144813517
Waiting for someone to ask about it at blizzcon.
>>144813485
I wish Torb would do the /rude Dwarven WoW emote.
>turn the corner
Fugggg
>>144813539
It doesn't have a skin with it you've been rused
>>144812729
didn;t I see this in a music video?
>>144813631
Zarya o-face with heart pupils
>>144813642
why are you not you using first strike?
>>144813632
>actual real figurines are on the way
When anon?
>>144813631
pharah and mercy being cute together
>Kill ulting Pharah as Zenyatta just as she screams JUSTICE
>He says something about justice being in your own hand
Never heard that before.
>>144813631
a gravestone which has the removed sexy tracer post
draw meme tastic shit, otherwise no one will repost your stuff :^)
>>144813434
FORCED 50
O
R
C
E
D
5
0
That should be proof enough right there. If he was a shitter he would be in the low 40's at best. If he was decent, he'd be in the low 60's at least
Serious question, what type of crosshair do you use?
>>144813631
don't bother, you're never going to get any requests that aren't either sarcastic or vague or both
>>144813563
Well its a Blizzard game thats had millions of sales, its probably gonna stick around
and yes, more heroes, maps and modes will help keep the game fresh too
>>144813631
>>144813762
Second.
>>144813631
Bastion ships with female heros plz.
>>144813742
i used it to kill that mercy, but yeah i know im supposed to use it with the earthshatter but the TRAPPED notification messed me up
>getting gold elims with zenyatta
>on a decent team where we win easily
GONNA OPEN A BOX
WISH ME LUCK LADS
>>144813818
more like "MMR at work"
stop pushing your shitty meme. No one believes you.
>>144813529
Playing on anything but pc means you're literally retarded
>>144813539
>people don't know what pop is and their shitty figures
jesus people are just talking about it being exclusive and this retard mistakes it for being a skin somehow
>>144813631
I'd like a pic of d.va to be similar like related please
>>144813751
that'll be 600$ + TIP
OH SHIT
>>144813818
or maybe he's getting matched against people of equal skill, and therefore has an equal chance to win or lose each match.
>>144813631
Loot box with coal and other shit in it
>>144813921
GREY
GREY
BLUE
GREY
>Sneak up behind Widowmaker and give her the business
>Tracer calls her a wanker
Why is she so perfect?
>>144814025
>DUPLICATE +200 C
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REMINDER TO NOT FUCKING PLAY ROADHOG AS A SOLO TANK.
SINCERELY, YOUR FUCKING SUPPORT.
So wait there's a skin with the Pharah Funko?
source?
post em
>>144813751
Soon. It's a Disney Waifu Simulator, and a popular one at that. The figurines are a guarantee
>>144813818
The rest of these freaks are like that too
If you think Widow is balanced you are a shitter who does not play against and with good Widows.
>b-but competitive teams don't have 2 Widows every game
The unmistakable perspective of a shitter who can't form his own opinions. Please go back to LoL or better yet kys.
THESE ARE ALL THE BROKEN OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS THAT ARE RUINING THE GAME
Reaper
Genji
Widowmaker
Hanzo
Bastion
Torbjorn
Roadhog
Junkrat
If you disagree you are super fucking noob
>>144813995
>statueshit
>>144814082
nah i'll do what i want, get fucked
Why do a lot of people either love or hate D.va? She's the tank I play & enjoy the most at a winrate of 68%~ with over 2.5 hours on her, so she isn't terribly bad I'd say...
I just bought her Legendary blue bug as well because I like blue colour.
>>144813850
>more heroes, maps and modes will help keep the game fresh too
will it be like WoW and expansion packs?
>>144813631
D.V.A. calling Mei a nerd
>>144813631
we need more junkrat art please
>>144814082
I can heal myself, go be a pocket medic somewhere else
>>144814070
>contesting payload with less than 5m on it or we fucking lose
>Ryu ga-
>>144814108
>40 hours on fire
Does this mean what I think it means ?
>>144814063
NOT TODAY
>>144814039
WRONG
it was blue blue grey grey
>>144814163
>BASTION
>HANZO
>ROADHOG
I'M NOT EVEN GIVING YOU THIS (YOU) THIS IS ARMED ROBBERY
>>144813762
I'll do this I guess I need a ref though I'll look around for one
>>144807781#
>>144807802#
>>144807869#
>>144807663#
are medals based on your team?
if so, that makes a lot more sense.
>>144814101
Whoever designed the Hanamura map needs to be fucking shot. Why in the fuck they thought having only two ways to get in for the first control point is beyond me
>>144814261
That they play a lot of Lucio
>>144814236
Judging by how they the number of characters the game comes with, it's either gonna be that or pay-to-win individual buy characters
>>144813631
>>144813762
>>144813859
Third
>>144814061
>Be Tracer
>Deal with the enemy Mercy
>Feel the anger from their Reinhardt
Best feeling
>>144814274
no it's blue grey blue gey
>>144814261
do you think it means he's been on fire for a total of 40 hours?
>>144814261
I'd assume it's the total career time they've been on fire?
>all of bastions skins except the 250s are shit, and maybe overgrowth
why live?
>>144814287
if you don't understand why they're good then fuck off and play a different game idiot
>>144814274
>that chat
>>144814070
MAXIMUM CHARGE
>>144814310
Yes
>>144813632
>>144813751
>>144813995
Genji Figma when??
>>144814101
>>144814315
what website is this?
>>144814272
Left to right
Decent
Shit
Shit
Meh, coins
I am bad
>>144814407
you must be 15 if you feel like that's worth mentioning
>>144814396
if you don't understand why they're bad then fuck off and play a different game idiot
>>144814070
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER
>>144814470
Masteroverwatch.com
>>144814070
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAE
>walks into my bear trap
>leaves the game
Why are genji players so salty
>got mariachi a while back
>didn't think it added any voice lines
>"first you listen, then i kill" in mexican accent in the spawn
fuck yeah, now add shitty cheap mexican music when i ult
I don't mind the low-level loot box drops because I'll actually see stuff like sprays and emotes. The only time I'll see epic skins is when I die.
Why is every streamer so awful these days? It feels like that South Park episode but instead of just the popular ones being cancer appealing to 9 year olds, they all appeal to 9 year olds.
Catchphrases, webcams, constant shouting and buzzwords. What the fuck is happening to the world?
Only decent streamer I have ever seen on Overwatch is Seagull and I have gone to at least 10 different channels that are all the same thing, whoring out subs and donations for cheap laughs.
Genji and Hanzo.
On my team.
Every. Fucking. Game. Despite our solo Roadhog, or lack of Support.
Fucking WHY.
>>144814082
reminder only to play streetpig on defense
>>144814460
I want a Zenyatta and Zarya one first.
>the orbs floating around Zenyatta
>the tacky but cool as fuck plastic for Zarya max charge
>Game keeps matching me with dipshits I avoided
ty blizzard
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT AN EXCLUSIVE SKIN WITH THE PHARAH FUNKO?
>>144814460
kit when
>>144813384
He is shit for the simple fact that healing is the best support and cc is 2ndoing best.
Zenyetta just basically snipes and adds a shitty damage boost that offense characters probably don't need or notice since they are killing shit fast anyway.
If the only support on your team is not mercy or Lucio them your team is at a disadvantage
>insta pick torb on ruskie defense
>someone else goes torb
>fuck that im staying
>another person picks torb
>round starts
>kinda rough start
>lose a
>fall back
>fourth dwarf joins at some point
>turrets everywhere
>MOLTEN COOOORE three times
>almost lose point once
>still win
and that was the most fun ive had in awhile
nothing more satisfying than seeing an angry dwarf send molten rivets up a giant knights ass multiple times
Post your masteroverwatch for everyone to see
would you donate to D.Va stream and how much would you donate?
>>144814247
this, heal sluts need to get off the tank cock and go find someone else to play the game for them, I'm a strong independent Roadhog who is soloing their team, go push the god damn cart.
>>144814609
Because putting on a ridiculous persona is how you get people to tip you and subscribe to your channel, and everybody wants to be a professional lets player/streamer for some ridiculous reason.
>>144814609
the average age of the twitch audience is 15
do you understand
>>144814609
if you're monetizing your stream, which i assume the majority of streamers do, then you'd be an idiot to do anything but whatever gets the most ad impressions, and that usually means behaving like a jackass
How exactly is Blizzard getting away with making Overwatch so brazenly racist? Its not hard to make examples :
S76 / McCree, our American characters, one is a warvet gone vigilante who seems to have a taste for Hispanic blood, the other is literally a fucking cowboy.
Symmetra - Indian tech genius.
Dva - South Korean obnoxious pro gamer who streams.
Phara - plastered in reference to Egyptian gods.
Mei - Chinese Environmental enthusiast (reversed portrayal, China dont care about being green at all)
Junkrat and Roadhog - Australian criminal junkyard scavs.
>>144814518
Just another retard online, ignored
>>144814586
They change your viewmodels though.
Stuff like mechaqueen makes Pharah's rocket launcher look entirely different. it's right down to the little things as well, Roadhog's gas canister he uses will be different depending on the skin.
>>144814639
It's a ruse you dip
daily reminder that if you play Torbjorn you're a disgusting person and don't deserve to live
How come there's only 4 support heroes?
>>144813631
a pic of lucio pushing down 2 mccrees
>>144814617
you know im a pretty patient person, i dont give a fuck about win - death ratio, kdr, i just want to have a sweet time playing reinhardt, but i swear to god every fucking time a fucking genji or hanzo instalocks i die inside a little
thank god for the shimada bros week, so weebs can play that shit instead of real matchmaking
>>144814585
>Get pirate Torbs
>Go to say hello
>"Ahoy matey!"
Does this mean I have to play Reaper now?
>>144814082
Up yours, nigger! I got my own heals!
>>144814232
She is not a tank. Half the game she is just running away backwards. When I'm on reinhardt I make sure to kill all d vast. Such free kills for my hammer
>>144814749
>Australian criminal junkyard scavs
>racist
Since when is truth racism?
>>144814796
it's a known fact that there are more support heroes coming soon you autist
>>144814749
because it doesn't matter in the first place.
>>144814759
can't ignore me faggot :)
>>144814706
How much does a bag of Doritos cost now?
>>144814101
>>144814849
it means you continue opening crates until you get mariachi or el blanco
>>144814749
How is it racist to show hatred for everything instead of a small group of people?
killing my waifu (d.va, btw) should be considered a crime desu
>>144814849
>genji fanta skin
>that resolution
why does your game looks like its running on a laptop?
>>144814749
Why does it even matter? If the truth offends you I would go cry to some SJWs, not here.
>>144814817
>that chat
Thanks for the cringe senpai. Nice escape from that WHOA THERE though
>Tfw got the dance taunt for lucio
>been going in games just spamming it
it's so fun.
>>144814849
Is that the PSP port?
Mccree's ult percent counter should just be a pocketwatch that counts up to high noon
>>144814749
why shouldn't they?
>>144813292
>Get King of the hill
>Leave immediately
No thank you, I don't want to play "Push each other off the world" and "Overtime for 60 minutes"
>>144813704
*empties clip*
I ain't finished yet
*rolls*
*fans hammer*
>play as Reinbold/Mercy
>don't get many kills
>play D.Va/Junkrat
>get tons of kills
>overview average kills aren't accurate and make it look like i'm a shitter
>>144814749
Nice, this will yield plentiful (You)s
>>144814849
Nigger set your render scale to 100 in the options menu
>>144814585
I want mariachi music and instead of DIE DIE DIE its like AY YA YAIIII ARIIIIBA
I want the ammo for the shark Roadhog skins to be chum
I i want the Lucio energy bullets to be hockey pucks with this hockey skin
God damn it blizzard, do fun shit with skins.
>>144813860
>>144813553
i'm not gonna scroll through all these games to provide screenshots of when exactly somebody played widow. people switch in this game, remember?
she's pretty much on every map at some point in time as long as it's not koth and as long as there's a good aimer on the team.
hint: teams without a good aimer don't go very far because they have no widow
>>144814796
>symmetra + zen
>support
>>144814627
to be honest, if they do realease Figmas at some point, which I don't think so, they will make the popular ones, ehich Zenyatta and Zarya aren't. Tracer, Widow, Genji, are the ones that come to mind first.
>>144814749
>>144814863
i fucking love these two precisely because they're so true to life
pretty much every new zealander dude (maori or white doesn't seem to matter) i've ever met is roadhog in some capacity, and i knew a dozen junkrats throughout my school years, but they're all mellowed a little bit with age, the ones that didn't went off the deep end and either died or are in trailer parks doing meth
>At the MMR where McCrees and Widows don't miss
This game suddenly got a lot less fun.
>>144814101
I try to be whatever our team needs
>>144815084
its already bad enough retard shut the fuck up before your game looks like HOS or WOW rainbow fucking mounts and all
>>144815084
>pharah's anubis skin changes all of her voice lines to dog noises
>15 away from buying a Legendary
ffs winning a ranked game oughtta spit out a few credits, having to wait for money from rng is irritating
>>144814861
Yeah, I think so too. She's not that great on tanking but I love just flying into people and back to harass them, especially reinhardt. Oh and using E vs peoples Q's, and the occasional triple+ with LShift up into air and Q
:3
>>144815084
>wanting it to turn into modern TF2 this soon
>>144813559
The time will come soon enough, familio, these are the matches that more finely tune your MMR to teammates of your level...keep playing your best 4 medal character to speed up this process
i want 76 to deflower me
""""""""""random""""""""""
I WANT WIDOWMAKER TO EAT MY ASS THEN MAKE OUT WITH ME AFTERWARD
>>144814101
>2 snipers on offense that refuse to switch
>go to Avoid them
>both are already avoided
thanks blizzard glad that feature works
>>144814849
>1821x743
>>144814101
You can only respond to this post if you are STRONG AS THE MOUNTAINS
Holy shit Mystery Heroes is FUN
This should be a permanent mode. I pride myself in playing every hero in every role kind of okay because I don't want to play the same Tier 1 hero for 300 hours in the name of "getting good" just for my teammates to bitch about something 3 minutes into any game.
Random heroes, everyone is having a good time, people don't mind when they lose because it's a lot of luck, and occasionally you go nuts and kill 5 people with someone you would never pick in Ranked. I doubt I'll play Pretend Ranked for the next week while this mode is up, I've had enough boring games where I play as Lucio because we need a healer just so I can win. Fuck that garbage.
>>144815178
but that's what i want it to look like.
>used to only get white white blue white
>lv40, no legendaries, few pinks
>bought $20 lootbox pack
>get 3 legendaries
>now lv67
>haven't gone 3 boxes without getting at least a pink
>have gotten 3 legendaries
daily reminder that if you haven't bought any lootboxes, you're cucking yourself. this shit cant be RNG
>>144815204
I think the randomizer is glitching out. I just did a game with 4 widowmakers on my team
>>144814958
>running on a laptop?
You answered your own question. It actually runs fairly decently, but the graphics are garbage. It really heats it up though, so if its a warmer day I have to prop it up on cooler blocks, especially since its summer now. It lets the vent on the bottom circulate better, and helps cool it down.
>>144815007
>>144815257
>>144815073
>>144813995
That shit is going to bend in that action pose.
>>144815261
>>144815215
>widowmaker will never snowball youwith her futa cum she's slurped out of your ass
I think it would be interesting of one of the new character's ultimate attack could be used at less than full charge, with significantly less effectiveness.
Wtf do I do vs 4 Torb's on def?
> play pharah
right okay, but when they have a reinhradt and a mercy, and the time it takes me to destroy one turret the other 3 will still be up in the time it takes the one I destroyed be lvl 2 again. Also when they pop ult one at a time its like 100% uptime for one of them to be ulted
>>144814796
But there's only Lucio and mercy?
>>144814101
>trying to make zen work when there is literally a skilled widow every game
Spoiler:It doesn't work
I want to have sex with widowmaker in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole reason of procreation
>call out person for not contesting point
>his boyfriend starts getting uppity
Actual solo queue when? I'm tired of trying to carry these duo queue sacks of shit who think every game revolves around them.
>>144815309
be careful with it anon
heat can really damage those motherfuckers
i forced my laptop with games and i know the hell that is using one for gaming
its a pain but have fun playing the game
mind posting your specs?
>>144815302
>lvl 52, never bought a loot box ever
>3 legendaries, 5+ pink skins. and 500 currency twicetwice
>>144815332
Man, I want that spray so bad
>>144815360
I would suggest push as a team but we all know that aint happening
>>144815309
Forgot my picture
>>144814865
Calm down. Sounds like you're the autist here. Not everyone knows everything.
>>144815339
>you'll nevereat her ass and taint then lick her balls
>>144814101
I'm shit at cowboy for some reason. Even worse with Widow.
>>144815309
Setting scale to 100 will make it look much nicer and shouldnt fuck with performance much
>tfw 0 (ZERO) of the females in this game have their feet exposed
>>144815084
He has a couple of voice lines with a ridiculously, horrible exaggerated Spanish accent, its pretty funny
>weeks later and people STILL don't main McCree
I just don't get it. Do you gamers enjoy not being MVP?
>>144815435
>tfw talon sterilized her to ensure that she would never have any outside attachments that would compromise her judgement
>>144814108
>All of them are Amerifats
I'm laffin
>>144815530
dumb degenerate footfag
>>144815178
>implying it isn't already with SKINS
Face it, fucko. The game was never meant to be serious to begin with. Pirate Torbjorn fighting alongside a statue Reinhart, a Gundam Pharah, Hockey Lucio, Imp Mercy, and firefighter Mei vs Goth Zarya, Ifrit Zenyatta, scarecrow Junkrat, Hawaiian Roadhog, and Daredevil 76 has been goin on since beta
Hey Mercy I know you fucking love healing the full health Roadhog the whole game even though he's just going to heal himself instead
But if you could take two goddamn shitty seconds of your day to heal the 70 health I'm missing so I can actually play the game and not spend 20 seconds to go get a health pack, that would be nice
>>144815418
How can you be so bad with zenyatta?
>>144814101
>Someone getting bitchy at another person
>Always someone bad at the game and with 15-20+ hours on a single hero like Hanzo or Widow
Not really surprising considering its an online game but I was hoping the community would be less shit early on
>go solo for a few matches
>team I'm paired up with is incompetent and doesn't understand that the objective exists
>enemy team is significantly better
>I'm forced to be the healer because no one else will do it
>we lose
>one of our team calling me terrible when I was the only one trying to complete the objective
Am I taking the game too seriously or something? I don't understand why people would actively avoid doing what the game tells you to do.
>>144814101
>>144815530
>people in combat wear shoes of some form
>>144813540
Reminder that Morrison FUCKED MERCY'S HUGE TITS
>>144815654
LMAO bro its JUST a game bro LMAO SORRY WE DONT ALL PLAY 24/7 LIKE YOU BRO lmao stay mad
>>144815623
Earlier I was on widow and doing fine killing enemy sniper plus pharra and junk rats while running from double reapers.
Fucking mercy won't ever heal me because angry team is letting reapers kill her.
Holy fuck can't wait for ranked to rank away from these shitters
>>144815654
No, the majority of people are just fucking retards.
I know it's just a game but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get frustrated now and then with my team. So many people don't understand basic shit like counterpicking, if the other team has 4 tanks I don't need you to continue playing Genji for fuck's sake.
>>144815654
dude like i paid my 40 dollars i can paly however i want fuck off
>no spider hero
overtards?
Give me some tips on how to play Reinhardt, Bastion, and Winston please.
>>144815530
That's right, cry harder for me.
Gremlin
Eaasy ;^)
Hold up ;^)
Woah there ;^)
>>144815485
Sure, though i'm not really into computer stuff that much. I just have the basic stuff that comes with the laptop.
>>144815878
Stop posting this, you hecking niggerman
>>144815878
you know what i'm gonna fucking ask
>>144815887
hold right click
press shift hold left click
press shift hold left click
>>144815828
Every team in on has two hanzo, a tracer and a genji
>>144815887
>Reinhardt
put your shield up, charge into the other Reinhardt
>Bastion
stay on a flank or elevated position and watch the bodies roll
>Winston
jump in, kill their healer/sniper, jump out
>>144815887
Make sure you're not going to kill your healer when you drop your shield to shoot your projectile.
>JOIN MATCH
>PICK HERO
>DEFEAT
4 (FOUR) FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW
THIS HAS TO STOP
>>144815821
Really, if they're letting their healer die repeatedly for no good reason, fuck 'em. Its a loss anyway at that point, change from mercy and kill the reapers yourself.
Which Overwatch girl is into anal?
>>144815497
;_; too real
>>144815887
Try to be as aware as possible of your surroundings as Bastion and know when you need to switch when too many enemy heroes counter you.
For Winston, I'm not an expert but try your best to jump on their healer whenever you can and try to engage enemies around the edges of your shield. Jump out when you start taking serious damage.
Is junkrat an amputee? His armor is too small to fit limbs into
>>144815878
Literally Widowmaker. Are you retarded?
>>144815887
>reinhardt
Keep shield up, but dont be afraid to shoot your E and take swings at assholes who are close by. Charge faggots who are easy kills and when you know it wont get you too far away from the objective/people you're protecting
>bastion
Don't play. If you do, put yourself in a spot you'd put a tf2 sentry in and press MB1 and R when required. Z to doot doot dooot and get PotG ez
>winstonGO BANANAS
>>144816086
Literally Poo in Loo
>>144816086
D.Va
her E-Sports idol contract stipulates that her hymen must remain intact
>Mei player
>after she kills me she types ";)"
>claims to be a girl
Are all girls fucking cunts in this game, the 3rd "grill" gone Mei.
I am so butt blasted right now.
>>144815878
is that a chicken?
>tfw no qt north american server to play in
>>144816118
what if WE are all amputees?
>>144815887
>Winston
jump behind enemies to harass them, jump away when things are getting frisky. Don't chase kills, you aren't durable enough to survive against enemy tanks and defensive heroes. You're basically the tracer of the tank class, your job is to disrupt.
>Reinhardt
Your shield is 90% of your job. Don't trust the webms you see of Reinhardts pulling off hail mary plays where they charge into a group and somehow wipe the team, play defensively and only charge into isolated, weak units
>Bastion
literally sit in a corner or chokepoint and collect eliminations
>pull out miracle kill & escape in KOTH
>die to surprise symettra turret on point with 3 HP left
>entire team was on the point not doing shit about it
>>144813706
is this on console it looks so slow
>>144816045
It will get better when all the retards quitting on the last few seconds because they actually care enough about winning rates in a casual fucking game mode either leave to competitive mode or fuck off back to LoL.
These retards leave the game to not tarnish their meaningless records and every single time some poor guy like you joins instantly.
>>144816149
''''''''''''''mentally''''''''''''' girls
>it's a "Mei walls her own team out of the objective in overtime" episode
>>144816086
Best guess is Symmetra and Widow. Symmetra because I know stuck up bitches who melt for you when you stick a finger in their ass then become your cumslut when you force your dick in. Widow for same reason but because she hardly feels anything else except extreme painand the satisfaction of a job well done
>>144816118
>literally a peg leg
So if I actually want to get skins when I'm a high level and get loot boxes once every hundred games, do I actually have to buy them and pray to the RNG gods that I get coins or maybe even better get the skin I want?
Game made for literal Parkinsons sufferers and people are trying to build a competitive scene ROFL
>giant hitboxes
>shitty netcode
>20 stick
>"lag compensation" aka reward retards with kills
>>144816045
>lose before you even load the potg
symmetra should be able to charge her next teleporter while she has one deployed
>>144816118
Yes. He has a literal peg leg. Likely blown off by some explosive or another. Probably same with his arm. At least it makes sense for his character.
>>144816306
The XP you need to rank up stops increasing after rank 23 or 24.
It takes like an hour/hour and a half tops to rank up at that point.
>>144816343
>symmetra should be able to charge her next teleporter while she has one deployed
Think about what you just said
>>144816118
Excuse me? He's fucking Transabled. Don't be gross.Look it up.
>>144816238
Thanks doc.
>>144816306
Just play, get boxes, pray to RNG gods. Eventually you'll get more and more duplicates, so you'll just get more coins to get whatever you want.
>>144816306
you prestige bruh.
>>144816397
>Look it up.
I already know
>quit overwatch for today
>realize 10 seconds later I still wanna play overwatch
fugg
>>144816439
>>144816390
Thanks lads
>>144816446
But I don't play 76
>>144816486
There's always time for one more Mystery Hero match
>>144814101
kinda old, I can't get teh site to update
>>144816491
kek
>>144814609
Renbot is also good ow streamer no camera no bullshit.real talk tho I just play the game
>>144816343
Might as well put the spawn point on the fucking objective at that rate
>>144816067
I was widow I can't do shit to reaper once he's too close. Especially two of them. The team had all picked stupid Champs anyway. The mercy could have literally just flew up to me and stood behind me and healed me while I tanked a reaper and ga me when I hook away but he was fucking dumb
>>144815878
>wearing Hanzo's fursuit
These are the ONLY OVERPOWERED AND BROKEN CHARACTERS IN OVERWATCH
THIS IS FACT
ALL GOOD PLAYERS KNOW THIS IF YOU ARE SOME IDIOT NOOB YOU WILL DISAGREE
Reaper
Genji
Widowmaker
Hanzo
Bastion
Torbjorn
Roadhog
Junkrat
The following characters are VERY WEAK and NEED TO BE BUFFED
Soldier 76
Zarya
Zenyatta
Lucio
Unless Blizzard fixes these characters this game is SHIT and for Call of Duty IDIOTS and noob KIDS
>>144816676
>not wanting unique voice lines with better grammar
>>144815530
i don't get it, why is that bad?
Who /orderconfirmed/ here?
>>144816117
You never need to switch out of bastion on defense. All you need to do is kill genji when his deflect is on cool and not shoot while it's active.
There are no other counters to bastion. He can kill everyone else faster than they can kill him.
>>144813231
Symmetra smiling and chasing an Indian out of the loo
>>144816612
>champs
Get out.
So let's talk about this new supposed hero, Sombra.
If the rumors and hints are correctly interpreted, she is Pharah's mom, bearing a strong resemblance to her. She's in pic related, wielding a high-powered military-grade sniper rifle alongside Soldier 76 back in Overwatche's operational days. She's seen in a high-tech mask on the paperclipped photo and in the modern day short video, which will probably be what she looks like ingame.
Also, ingame, if you get Soldier: 76 and Pharah together, occasionally they will have a dialogue back and forth:
76: "Your mother would've been proud of you"
Pharah: "You didn't know my mother very well, then."
It's silly to think this is just a random line. It could mean a lot of things, but it absolutely implies that 76 knew Pharah's mother personally, and that the mother is a relevant character to the game. A good way for 76 to know her would be if she was part of his (Morrison's) Overwatch team as Sombra.
It could be taken a step farther and mean that 76 is Pharah's dad (Pharah wouldn;t know because they don't know 76 is Morrison) and he had a thing for Sombra, but that's another step for another time.
Anyone else know anything else about her? I know her file will show up on El Dorado right next to Soldier: 76's file implying they were in the same squad or something, but that and the hints I previously stated are about it.
>>144816729
>TorbJorn
>JunkRat
>Genji
>Roadhog
>Hanzo
>Reaper
>Bastion
anon stop you're killing me
>>144816793
>>144816753
>wanting unique voice lines with better grammar
>>144816771
Because feet (especially soles) are delicious and I would like to imagine OW girls feet. Like D.Va for instance. Looks like she has some real flippers when she's laying on her tank. Would love to see them.
>>144816863
Are you implying Reaper isn't top tier?
>>144815967
>>144816793
God damn pop is some bland cash-grab shit.
>>144816601
>that hanzo headshot
Every time
Would Overwatch be better without female characters so nobody waifu'd characters?
>>144816823
forgot ref
>>144816816
>dva sitting in your face with defense matrix
>you can't shoot anything and her teammate shoots you through her
>>144816984
No, you gaylord.
>>144816601
this desu
>>144816343
She is so fucking useless. I just go in her little rooms and kill her, her teleports, and her little easy beam sentrys
>>144815165
I do that as well and I mostly end up being Mercy because of it
https://twinfinite.net/2016/06/overwatch-game-director-ranked-mode-balance-changes/
Kaplan was also able to detail some of the long-awaited character balance changes we’ll be seeing in the near future. “We want McCree to be a counter to people like Tracer, Genji and Reaper,” Kaplan said, noting that the hero is just all around too easy right now. The team plans on lowering the damage of fan the hammer, which will make McCree effective against low to medium health targets while hopefully removing his ability to “shred tanks.”
D. Va will also be getting changes, but only after McCree, as the team isn’t quite sure how to handle balancing her.
“We’ve tried high-damage D. Va with lower survivability. She’s almost more of a skirmisher. We’ve tried other directions, like not buffing her damage, but buffing her survivability… D. Va’s not in a horrible place, we just feel like she could be in a slightly better place, whereas McCree is causing a lot of concern in the community and we want to make sure they know we’re responsive.”
>>144816924
Reminder that being good at your job isn't what makes things overpowered
>>144816984
>Increasing the amount of husbandofags exponentially
fuck off and be a fag somewhere else
>>144816729
>Lucio
>Buffed
Please no. I main the guy and even I will admit he's already a bit OP.
>>144816793
ME!
I got a fuck load of Pharah's heading my way
Why not just remove bastion? He takes ZEROOOOOO skill and only autistic virgins play him that can't use anyone else.
>>144816343
It was like this in beta. Symmetras besically had teleporters up near 100% of the time as a result.
>>144816793
I usually try not to be one of those weirdo gatekeepers of nerd shit, but funko always triggers me. It is the blandest of pander-y mass consumable nonsense that caters to Big Bang Theory fans.
>>144816601
>Roadhog is broken meme
Brought to you by people who have never played Roadhog and don't know true frustration.
>>144816903
>delicious
?
>real flippers
?
>imagine
you can already do that
>>144816793
>AGE 17+
it's a fucking shitty statue
>see this
wat do?
>mama just brought me home a 20 pack of rockstar
GEIMU TIME
>>144817090
Overpowered = being the best at your job
Reaper's job is killing people which is how you win
Reaper is the best at it
Reaper is the best at winning
logic 101
>>144816984
Fuck no, but more cool male heroes are always welcome
>>144817205
wait to respawn
>>144816984
Why do all gender bender males look like massive faggots?
>>144817205
End yourself for playing the most boring character in the game?
>It's a "Blizzard stuck you on a server you have 200 ping to and there's nothing you can do about it" episode
I hope everybody who has ever worked even the slightest amount on this game's netcode dies from anal parasites.
>>144817084
Really hope that they either go for survivability or just allow her to shoot while using skills.
>enemy team goes all d.va
>"guise she cant block winston's gun with defensivve matrix, go winston"
>DEFEAT
Do people understand what armor does to winston? Jesus christ
Zarya is one of the most fun classes in the game, I always have a good time with lazerbitch
>>144817205
respawn in three seconds
>>144816601
how the fuck do you even read this
>>144817132
If you're better than autistic virgins that play him because they can't use anyone else, why not just rack up kills off of shitty bastions as Genji, Pharrah, reaper, Widowmaker, Hanzo, Junkrat, shit, even tracer?
>>144817186
>responding
>Going against a pharah and genji main
This is the most unfun shit i've ever had to go up against jesus christ.
>>144816793
>paying money for a fucking pop vinyl figure
fuck off they're SHIT
>>144816601
She is OP and too easy to use you fucking neckbeard. Hanzo and widowmaker are pretty damn difficult to use and if you get close they are screwed.
>>144816793
>NO HELMET
>>144817279
>Reaper is the best at killing people
Yeah if you let his loud ass flank you like an idiot and let him walk behind you for a free DIE DIE DIE
>>144816984
>mercy is a generic bishonen and not a hot dad
It's SHIT
>>144817348
>tfw you stop right clicking because you're close enough and you shred people with 100 energy leftclick laser
>>144816851
I really would not enjoy another sniper in the game
>>144817309
probably because they're based on women
>>144817347
why not go all zarya?
>>144817361
i just want to understand, i don't get what either of those words/phrases mean in this context
>>144817414
Fucking fans man. So cheap, but so useful
>>144817414
at least your name is appropriate
>>144816601
This is pretty much spot on.
Also, a good player can easily kill Mei before she gets close enough to even freeze you. This means you actually stand a fighting chance if you're caught off guard.
With the others, you're 100% dead.
I actually just played a match where McShit used the stun + M2 every.single.fucking.time.
Cheap as holy fuck.
>>144817452
>That ui
It looks alot better.
>>144817032
She would never get close enough with that huge ass hit box. I've never seen a dva make it to me as bastion even once. A reaper, tracer, genji, and lucky reinhardt maybe but never a deal.
Widow, and pharra can fight back but bastion can shred them if he has heals or as good of aim as they have. Plus he has more health and can self heal.
>>144817347
What do you do against all D.Va anyway. I've only encountered it once and it was endless 99/99 Overtime until we lost because they just trickle in and NERF THIS until we have to step off the point.
>>144817354
I do use Genji and I can only decimate him if there aren't 10 fucking rionhearts guarding him.
>>144817309
Because they're drawing to their audience's tastes. In this case, faggots.
>>144817557
right, that's why she has defense matrix. have you played this game?
>>144815878
m8 you're supposed to kill and cook the chicken before you eat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUHGwWql4s
true healslutting
I WANT TO FUCK MEI
>>144817562
Widow and Soldier.
>has zerg icon
>is an autistic retard
Is there a connection here? I haven't seen someone with zerg icon that wasn't one
>>144817492
>killing a full health Reinhardt/Roadhog in under a second of lazer
The only imbalanced character is the Poo in Loo,
Prove me wrong.
>>144817573
>not just switching to junkrat and blowing everyone away with prox mine then just spamming MB1 for free kills
>>144814101
I LOVE MEI
>>144817562
6 zaryas, you can endlessly shield through their bs
>>144817673
I want to hatefuck mei so hard her womb collapses so she can't procreate. THe world doesn't need more chinks
>>144816883
>>144816960
>>144817168
>Am I cool yet?
>>144817505
>why not go all zarya?
because retards don't know how to play her but they can play le monkey man
i was playing mccree and shredding them with le balanced rightclick
>>144817562
reaper, mccree, roadhog, junkrat if you can hit pipes, mei, zarya
6 zarya is probably easiest
Game made for literal Parkinsons sufferers and people are trying to build a competitive scene ROFL
>giant hitboxes
>shitty netcode
>20 tick
>"lag compensation" aka reward retards with kills
Literal, ACTUAL, Parkinsons sufferers have posted saying they're able to play and contribute to a team. And people think this will make for a good comp game!!! Holy fuck, DELUSION.
>>144814101
>when you go full S76 and win
>>144817704
WHOA THERE
>>144816086
tracer without a doubt
>>144817852
zarya is the easiest hero in the game
>>144817835
Anon, this may be new to you, but things you like can be terrible to other people.
>>144817835
>defending funkopop
you ok mate?
>>144813559
>25%
>still gold elimsccuracy
>tfw friend I haven't talked to in over a year just bought the game and I'm too afraid to boot it up
damn, these generals are slowing down quick.
>>144817890
HOL UP NOW
>reinhardt charges into enemy team on defense
>complains about no heals because I don't fly to him and pocket him
>starts calling me bad
>>144817917
But it's clearly the popular opinion to hate it around here so people just mimic it to try and sound cool.
>>144817876
if people compete, the game is competitive. the level of skill required is irrelevant.
>>144817205
shit in the clean streets
>>144818005
>350 replies in under an hour
What?
>>144817670
looks fun, but the enemy team would have to be completely retarded to lose to that setup.
>>144813585
I want Junkrat to have a good life
>>144817916
she requires you to look at your teammates and shield them which your average mouthbreather can't do
>>144814817
proof that lucio is the best hero
>TO GONE TOGO TOLBERSTEIN!
Her ult is fucking broken
>mei puts up a wall
>between us and a few enemies instead of behind them so we can kill them up close
>does it again
>does it again
people in this game are beyond fucking stupid i dont even
>>144817989
I wanna know, does weapon accuracy account for the time in spawn just shooting at shit?
>/vg/ unironically likes a blizzard game
>/v/ unironically likes a blizzard game
>ign unironically likes a blizzard game
What happened? Is something actually fun for once?
>>144816851
I'm fairly sure at this point sombra is pharahmom and we'll eventually see athena in the game.
Pharahs mom is just in so much official art and in-game photos of the groups together, there's one where winston gets an award and everyone celebrating is in the game but her.
Also if you fight with a Mcree and you get a good shot, he says "I see you got your aim from your mother" or something, so I don't think 76 is definitely the father due to that
>>144818063
You dont get it huh fucknerd. Ur prolly one of the parkinsons players.
When game gives you kills so "everyone can have fun" through shit hitboxes and netcode/tickrate that lets you kill people who are off your screen, its NOT COMP. ITS GARBAGE. ITS A CHILDRENS AND DISEASED PERSONS GAME.
>>144818056
or it's just bad so most people don't like it
why would anyone "mimic" anonymous people anyway
for all anyone here knows we could literally all be the same person
>they can't even be bothered to release changelogs
>>144818135
If she doesn't have a teammate ult lined up, your team can fight out of it by just shooting.
>>144817645
Nigga show a play of the game of you making it to a bastion as dva and shitting on him.
I kill so many dva mechs instantly as bastion all fucking day.
>>144818210
>why would anyone "mimic" anonymous people anyway
Welcome to 4chan, please enjoy your stay.
>"randomized heros"
>they get 2 symmetras, a reinhardt, and two lucios
>they then get two 2 symmetras again, 2 widows, etc
>all on defense
yeah i believe its randomized
more like give the enemy as many bullshit heros as possible
>>144818135
>No one around you
>All enemies live
>>144818173
Yes, pretty fun
>>144818135
>throw ult
>reinhart puts shield up so can't kill anyone
>enemy zarya shields herself and mercy
>mercy ults, negating any kills
>enemy zarya throws her own ult
>lucio ults
>genji shifts away
>tracer E's away
>diva Shifts away
Its got plenty of counters
>>144818209
if people compete, it's competitive.
>>144818180
If you're Pharah and direct rocket hit on anyone with a 76 nearby, you have a decent chance to hear the mother line.
>See monkey flying around
>"Oh wow that looks fun"
>Give him a shot
>50 damage per hour
>So little damage that the widows you are supposed to hassle can grapple away casually
>So little damage that lucio can fly away extremely easy or just tank you out and wait for his team to kill you
>So little damage that attacking any offensive character, even alone, is straight impossible
>You can hit multiple targets at once, but going against multiple enemies means you will melt because a big healthbar doesn't mean shit when you're impossible to miss
Wouldn't it make more sense for his gun to ramp up in damage like poo in loo and be single target if he's the pick class tank hybrid?
>>144818135
Just death blossom (not the ult) to damage control if they aren't coop ulting you
>>144818135
No it's not, it only works really well with someone else. By itself it's not that great at all.
Does anyone cute stream this game?
>>144817830
I would rather cum deep inside her and have her bear my children.
>playing Junkrat
>Reinhardt charges me
>shoot him with pipes
>he flies into the air and over me
>lands back down and slams straight into our Widow
T E A M W O R K
>>144817439
>hanzo
>hard
https://youtu.be/_UU8jqxAiHQ?t=84
hanzolaughing.png
>be Roadhog
>see entire enemy team around a corner and against a wall
>ult is available
>round corner and pop it
>sexuple kill
It was like thanksgivings and all the drumsticks were mine.
>>144818391
One monkey is okay.
Double monkey is terror.
>>144818259
i'm not surprised. they're probably trying to solo you without any teamwork at all.
d.va trying to solo almost any hero is a bad idea. her whole design hinges on teamwork, which is the one thing shitters will never be able to figure out.
meanwhile, bastion is the epitome of a hero designed to encourage teamwork on the part of the enemy.
>>144818091
cut the redditor some slack clearly he's new to /vg/
>>144818426
I do. A_Seagull
McCrutch nerfs when?
>>144818154
How the fuck would that change anything if they're trying to move FORWARD?
Do you think just because you're attacking them, that they're going to all run backwards? Oh no! a wall is behind us so we're going to die now! The fuck?
>>144814101
someone has to play her
>>144818331
WRONG
WRONG
FUCKing
IDIOT
WRONG U FUCKING RETARD PARKINSONS PLAYER IDIOT
>>144818490
He doesn't seem very balanced if he's absurd when doubled up and bad when alone.
>>144818537
probably with or before the comp patch
>>144818135
It's easily one of the most balanced nuke ults in the game though.
>>144818449
You did good. Gas all blueberries.
>>144818582
if people compete, it's competitive.
Where do I findquality r34 for this game?
pls respond ;_;
>>144818537
june 20
screencap this
>>144818391
His damage is good. Just target squishies, he specializes in killing squishies who jump around a lot and who can't handle close combat.
>both sparrow and young genji from boxes
>i don't like playing genji because I have god awful aim
Is the game telling me that I should play genji or something?
>>144818581
I'm so sorry
>join game
>see this
So, what's the plan /owg/?
>>144817347tfw you go all dvas on volskaya and win the game in 1 min 30 secs
>>144818641
>quality porn
>overwatch
pick one
>>144817890
Need more loli versions of the heroes.
>>144818641
nowhere
Blizzard has made it illegal
>>144818391
try teamwork.
>>144818672
>>144818391
Also, remember that he can hit more than one enemy at a time. If you see three or four squishies together, jumping in, popping your shield and zapping everyone can really soften them up for your team.
hey /owg/ name your 4 favorite colors in the order you love seeing them in
God dammit
I just can't play anyone but D.Va, how the fuck did this happen
I suck at tracer, I suck at pharah, I'm alright at Torbjorn but he's a turret not a character
Why can I only play this shitty bruiser thing
>>144818641
It's in the fucking OP, if you knew how to read
>>144818672
The only squishy I can reliably kill is Zenyatta though. Every other support has some sort of escape tool and it takes 4-6 sec to kill anything.
How do I get good at chimpout.
>>144813795
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>try the weekly, mite b cool
>on attack
>defenders get two bastions while we get two mercy's, a toblerone, and no tanks
Yeah nah, fuck random heroes.
>>144818758
Mei or Roadpiggy.
>>144818765
that's a boy
>>144818758
I just got rekt by a genji player who had 53 hours with genji.
I tried going mei but it barely did anything.
>>144818758
apparently the plan is to repost this in every thread for replies
here's one, good job
Nigga looks like Jaime Lannister
>>144818728
Fuck off, ster.
>>144815137
There should be a Kiwi character who rips on Roadhog and Junkrat because of how Australia is in canon. Go with like a mariner theme or something.
POST CUTE GIRL VERSIONS
I'm the 7,000th best mercy in the world! Believe it!!! I'm so happy!
What's Reaper thinking in this moment?
>>144818826
How can you not kill widowmaker. if she grabbles, then just jump after her. there's a reason his jump boost recovers quickly. you also have a fucking shield..
>>144814101
>>144818750
she's actually really fun
>>144813540
ehh, no.
>>144818170
My accuracy is terrible with characters like Lucio and Sym.
You can use the big slow orbs to scare snipers off of peekaboo while they get flanked.
>>144813631
Mei vomiting.
>>144818862
>Widowmaker every single time except once
>I am shit as widowmaker and die a ton
>>144818826
And against Zenyatta you're gonna be left with next to no health making your escape almost impossible.
>>144814163
I usually end all those characters with reinhardt. Git gud
>>144818850
>trying to get people to stop doing things by greentexting about them
>>144817673
me too
and not because I'm a virgin
>>144818809
>404 not found
>>144818991
That left pic is perfect
>>144818960
does that whore actually think that a tank top and yoga pants is cosplay?
>widow is using aimbot
>still loses because they're a fucking retard
>>144818954
>Not even top 100
Shit tier healslutting bruh.
>>144818960
He's thinking what a dumb idea it was for Mei cosplayer to bring along her ugly friend.
>it's a two Winstons and a pocket Mercy attacking episode
>>144818826
Characters you can kill easily as Winston:
Zenyatta
Symmetra (you fuck her turrets big time)
Widow
Tracer
Hanzo
Genji
Torbjorn
D.Va outside her suit
Characters who fuck you up:
Mei
Reaper
Bastion
McCree
Roadhog
Zarya
>>144813540
>you will never survive on a diet consisting entirely of Mercy's breastmilk
>>144814163
Widow, Cree and Junkrat deserve nerfs. Tracer is just super annoying.
bastion needs a straight up rework. he's extremely boring to play as and to play against and has so many counters that make him straight up useless
>>144818960
"i actually attended a con"
"i want to DIE DIE DIE"
>>144818960
>that D.va
fucking hell genji is just impossible to hit when he's double jumping all over you, I can't 1v1 him as roadhog
>>144818960
damn that reaper costume is terrible.
mask is way too big
the clothes dont fit well at all
>>144818960
>This isn't Gibraltar
>Where's my other shotgun
>This... is my curse
>I just want to reposition
>>144818991
She needs to slurp some cum to have them plump again, of course. She's a succubus after all.
>>144819098
stacking anything is stupid as fuck
Lucio VA doesn't give a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_ajGeI1W3g
>"why are you playing bastion on attack"
>lose at first point on numbani
>did 32% of team damage
Triggering people shouldnt be this easy.
>>144814101
Rate me
>people say soldier should be buffed near me
kek
>>144819076
I don't know anon, you tell me.
It's me or this brawl is buggy as fuck?
Often I spawn with no weapon visuals and have to wait or switch weapons to get them back.
One of my friends keeps getting a 'Failed to connect to game server' error on startup, but all of the rest of us, including someone on the same network as him, can get in just fine
Is this a sign of being banned? Can't find any information on bans or this error for that matter through Google, everything is about either CSGO bans, network problems in closed beta, or the cheater ban wave
>>144819114
>d.va outside her suit
fucking lol, i love facing winstons zero suit, it's free kills
>>144819226
>over a fucking hour
>>144819254
>early concept art
>not used in game at all
>oh hey I should cosplay as THAT!
>>144819336
model load can take a while, just wait it out.
>>144819254
it's tifa cosplayers all over again
except this time it's actually in character to be fat
>>144819235
>Play Bastion on attack for stupid rocket jump tactics
>Did 45% of team's damage
There's something wrong here and it certainly ain't the Pharah (level 66) who didn't know she can fly.
>>144819076
Not the first and won't be the last
>>144819406
if that's what you want to do, then yes, you should.
>>144819254
she could have at least made the hairpin
>>144814749
The entire game is based on stereotypes. You don't believe every Brazilian looks/acts like Lúcio, right?
Fuck, Pharah wouldn't even be around for Egypt. If she's Muslim, only men would be allowed that armor.
>>144819514
That part's the only issue I have with it. She did make the bracelet, at least.
Does mystery hero even do koth?
Attack/defense is so fucking stupid
>>144819406
>not used in game at all
>>144819238
>tfw you report people for saying "EZ"
Feels good.
>join game 5 minutes into it
>Get gold elims...with 3
>Recieve loss for 60 seconds of gameplay
Neato.
Also joining games late still gets a loss. Blizzard's fucking full of it because I checked stats before and after that game.
>>144817067
Same, I think in the past 2 days I've ended up playing mercy 70% of the time and we still lose
>>144819406
>not used in game at all
>>144819574
>tfw you report every single person you play with on both teams, every game
feels good.
>suddenly can't go ten seconds without my ping jumping to 600+
>>144819235
>that d.va
:3c
>>144818960
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THAT PLUMP WOMAN
>>144819516
It's future egypt. Shit could've changed.
Also Pharah doesn't wear a veil and parts of her armor are form-fitting. I doubt she's muslim.
>Play McCree with fan the hammer unbound
>Everyone who expects to Roll-up Holl-uped gets shot in the face from 30 paces.
Thanks for establishing the ingrained meta nerds.
>>144818960
>put on morph suit
>paint face a bit
>nerf gun
>"""""""""""""cosplay"""""""""""""
>tfw starting to get bored of the game
> King's Row attack
> go Rein
> no one uses my shield
> Hanzo and Widow
> ask one of them to switch, but nah lol
kill me. at least I got potg
>People say "just don't shoot Zarya" when fighting her
Yeah let me just sit there like a nice boy and let her shoot me with her long reaching laser.
What's a good alternate key to have your left shift ability on?
>>144819551
i'll let her know, i'm sure she'll change the outfit to suit you specifically
>>144819076
Would you really want to dress as Mei in that kind of weather?
>>144819638
>wasting someone's time by making bogus reports because someone said the game was easy
>one of the heroe's voice lines literally says "too easy"
right
>>144819680
holy shit she has tiny legs
>>144818960
>guys like girls who have a body like that
>>144819739
most of the time it's a moot point, the Zarya should be activating the shield while you damage her, so she's already got her charge, she also should have shielded a friend.
Just run from Russian muscle, like puny man you are.
>>144819739
If you didn't shoot her, it won't be charged. Which means it'll do shit damage. Waiting the 2 seconds until the shield falls is better than shooting her and making it so that the laser actually hurts. It's going to take you the same amount of time killing her regardless, so you might as well stop shooting when she has a big fucking bubble on.
Am I good Rein?
>>144818547
it was 4v2 so yes they were going to die and one of them was lucio
>>144819774
reply to the wrong person? i don't care if they say anything or not, i report everyone, every game, for fun
>>144819205
For some reason, that one works on KOTH. They just leap into the cap, hold down M1, and Mercy buffs one. Nothing can get close
>>144814435
>within the opening seconds of the game
>playing defence
>enemy tracer only tries to cap the point
literally why
how is ending a game as soon as possible, preferably in <2 minutes, even fun at all? there's nothing on the bloody line
>>144813292
I feel like widow maker is infinitely better on teams that can stall through other team longer. Team mates like bastion, healer, turbjun, and junk rat.
She seems far less useful on teams filled with genji and tracer
>>144819739
obviously they meant don't touch her pink balls, unless you want her pink cock to fuck you over hard.
It was at this moment I knew we were going to lose
>>144819739
will she hit you either way?
yes, but that doesnt mean you should choose the option that buffs her damage
>>144819838
>>144819692
Her chest is massively padded and she's wearing a band to keep her flab in. Please guy.
>>144819739
Jump around, move erratically. The barrier lasts two seconds and her damage is shit at 0 energy. Not shooting her barriers is a hard counter to Zarya and will eventually force a character swapif they realize they're not being helpful
>>144819565
>NO CHIN
>>144819715
this and I only started playing Sunday
>Tfw you accidentally the POTG
I'm not even sure how I got those two kills.
>>144819838
and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>144819904
>manly female character
>has a weapon that fires a long hot beam
>it can also send out large balls
huh...
>>144819739
A good Zarya uses her shield reactively like >>144819852 said, but just avoiding shooting into the shield when you're against a subpar Zarya will shut her down well.
>>144819962
Looks like they got hit by your bombs, but someone else finished them off. Since you did the most damage, you got the kill for it.
>>144819695
>mfw regularly get ~50% accuracy without using fan the hammer
How do I tell how high my MMR is?
Pro zarya tip: half her health is shield so when you walk into the enemy don't pop bubble right away. You will bait them into attacking you which makes getting a good charge off your shield much easier and the 2 seconds in the bubble will pretty much guarantee some shield regen since they have to react to the shield going off and hopefully are more focused on your teammates.
>40 hours on widow
>5 eliminations average
Holy shit how much of a fucking shitter do you have to be annoying ass useless cunt
>>144819936
Why are women such vile deceivers?
>>144820056
you don't
Why do people want to nerf junkrat instead of playing a flanker and destroying his shit
>>144819838
her face looks weird so i don't like it
captcha: 1488
>>144819936
yes, that's why she's attractive. try to keep up.
if a genji with zarya barrier reflects, would the projectile get absorbed or reflected?
>>144820046
Oh, I thought the killfeed went only for last hit, didn't know that.
>>144820008
>love playing as Zarya
>when I'm not, I see these other Zaryas popping her shield before walking into fire
no matter how much I tell them, they just do not listen. they are not worthy of my waifu
>>144819838
>he doesn't like those hips on Mei
>>144818960
>"where is Jack"
>"you guys said Jack would be here"
>"what do you mean he couldn't come"
>"god dammit guys"
>>144820138
It does, he's wrong.
>>144814609
Seagull is literally no better. Stop cockfondling and shilling an average player.
Roadhog is a McCree counter
>>144820082
>have to react to the shield going off
are there really people this slow in real life? i've never seen people continue shooting at a zarya shield more than 1 frame after it activates
>play mercy
>your entire team is useless and constantly switch heroes, like that's the fucking problem
>>144819962
>That feel when you get killed as a junkrat
>as you watch your bombs detonate, the person that killed you walks into a bear trap and dies from it
I always shit talk them afterwards too.
>>144818641
literally everywhere
Buff/nerf list
Needs buffs:
>Characters I like to play as
Needs nerfs:
>characters that I keep getting killed by
>>144813585
Tfw 44 hours of Junkrat and only playing other heroes so my SO doesn't get angry with me
He's just so viable in any map that isn't the ruins on Ilios.
I'm gonna marry Zarya!
>>144820056
ask me.you're shit
>>144820112
Because his suicide passive kills me too even when I push his shit in. Also one stray hit from him deals massive damage. I really think he needs a nerf more than cowboy. At least cowboy has to aim
>>144820176
>he likes those hips on mei
any risk to logging into battlenet on masteroverwatch?
Based Keenan is doing a DVA splash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4KMYV4xqw
>>144820112
I love when flankers run into my trapbag combo, especially Tracers that rush to the point. Even better when I blow them up, drop a new trap and someone else runs into it as soon as it sets and I toss an airbag at them
>>144820265
>tfw you take out a Torbjorn turret by going Junkrat and just running on it and dying
>>144820316
Fuck off she's mine
>>144820112
Lobbing high damage, big aoe explosives from total safety with a gun that reloads almost instantly.
>>144820176
I want to suffocate between her thighs
>>144820281
Getting buffs:
>the character I like to play as
Getting nerfs:
>the character who I don't keep getting killed by but is annoying and pisses me off for no reason
feels good honestly
I like Soldier 76
>>144820349
Then just don't walk over his dead body?
>damage dealer/area denial hero is good at dealing damage and area denial
woah
>>144820257
>play anyone
>lose because your Mercy is healing a Pharah having a 1 vs 1 shitfest with a Tracer off in a side passage somewhere
it goes both ways m8ie
>>144820349
have you tried not walking over his body immediately after he dies, retard?
they NEED to add a severe penalty for leaving in the last minute of the game
>>144819114
Nah nigga i can BTFO Winstons as Zenyatta. Discord and headshots can make quick work of him.
>>144820305
What, he's great on those ruins, the point is low ground so you can spam into it while the enemy team tries to capture
>>144819757
>anon gets triggered
It's a lazy cosplay. It's a tank top. They could have tried literally anything else.
>>144820138
This guy got PotG.
If you watch closely, he actually didn't fully kill a single person.
The widow finished off both.
>forced 50% isnt real
>>144820408
This is too good. Airbag jumping over to the turret and dropping a random trap before you die, only to blow up the turret and trap someone afterwards is true sex
current brawl should be permanent
>>144820495
>>144820502
Sometimes I don't have much of a choice or I'm stuck or slowed.
>>144820503
>penalties for leaving games in an FPS where peopl can join anytime.
>>144820246
>Hooking a McGreggor into WOAHTHERE range.
>>144820434
if you're having trouble dodging projectiles, try using the movement keys. they're bound to W, A, S, D by default.
>>144820316
Here you go for your good taste
>>144820531
Yeah Zenyatta's weird where despite seeming like the ideal Winston target being squishy and almost completely immobile the moment you try to jump a good one he'll just fucking melt you before you even get him down to half health.
>>144814837
He even gestures with the hook. It's great. During combat a few other piratey sayings get triggered too, but they're super rare.
>>144816984
>cute boy mercy
HNGGGGGG
>>144820246
roadhog is a meatsack and gets blasted by double fan at the longest range
>>144820502
but that means you cant make him watch you teabag him
fuck this character
>>144820632
>you will never bathe with Zarya after a hard day's exercising.
>>144820583
Well they shouldn't nerf a passive meant for AOE just because your sorry ass can't hit the S key in some situations now should they faggot
>>144820583
of course you don't have a choice. your deaths are never your fault, and your kills are always the result of your own skill and never luck.
>>144820246
>get hooked
>E E E E E E E E E E E E E
>Aha loot box
>Two all hero icons
>Two voice lines
FUCK
>>144820638
If you can aim well Zenyatta pretty much shits on every tank except Roadhog (and he can melt him too but he has to keep him at more of a distance)
Zenyatta feels mis-classified, his healing thing is like a tertiary ability and his main roles are melting tanks and debuffing everyone else
>>144820601
??????????????
It's a stun instant death combo from longer range than flashbang. McCree can't do anything about it
>>144820592
I don't want to join a game 30-0 seconds before DEFEAT pops up, it's shitty and annoying. It fucks over your team and an extra person.
It's just a shithead move and they should have a harsh penalty for it.
>tfw just realized the LOADING text on the loading screen is either blue or red depending on if you're attacking or defending
tracer is great in temple of anubis
>>144820609
PONE PHOSTER STOP THIS
>>144820551
He kill the Soldier
>tfw want to main Tracer but I play console and can't get used to her on it.
Oh well, I guess I'll keep reking face with Pharah.
D. Va buff when
when will bastions ult be buffed?
it does less dps than his turret form
it needs like homing rockets, instant transform, faster or something
>>144820704
>when both the average overwatch player and the average 4chan user are so stupid you can't tell if posts like this are serious or not
>>144820756
hoook > left click kills mccree, he can't press E because he's dead
>>144816984
nah
Symmetra probably should've been a dude but that's it
>>144820735
You'll never get to see her GUNS
>>144820831
genji is better
>>144820874
>Health buff
No buff Genji's ult first, that shit is basically a "kill me now button".
>lose a match
>guy on your team immediately starts going full ragemode autist on everyone
>>144820770
>Orb of harmony line of sight increased to 5 seconds
>If the target is at full HP, it gives overheal based on the target's max HP that decays when no orb is on them
>+25 shields
>+10% movement speed when both orbs are on targets
Did I make him ok?
>>144820928
if the Hog isn't fast enough people can get out of it. I've had it happen to me and I've done it to others.
so mashing your dodge ability is still a pretty good idea.
>>144820874
just when you thought overwatch shitters couldn't possibly get any shittier
>>144820874
>instant transform
Doesn't he regain health when he enters tank modo?
If so, that seems like a bad idea. He doesn't really need a panic button when he's about to die, just for him to blow any squishy away in sight.
>>144821008
>if the Hog isn't fast enough
That's like saying "if mccree misses fan"
It doesn't happen except to exceptionally bad players
>>144821005
You probably made him OP
Apparently in the closed beta Zenyatta had 200 HP and orbs stayed forever and he was fucking broken
>still haven't got a single Zarya skin
Which one should I buy when I hit 1000? I'm thinking red goth one.
>>144821005
just give him two charges of harmony orb and 25 more shields and he's fine
>>144821032
he doesn't regain health, just adding 150 armor.
>Mercy bitching nonstop that I'm playing Zen
>Save the game by ulting us right on the payload before the enemy team capped it
>My healing was featured post game while hers wasn't
>think I've secured POTG for sure
>it goes to Mcshit doing... something and getting one assist kill
>>144820959
>wanted the "I want to hug you like big russian bear" voiceline
>Get her "Welcome to the gun show" line
Well shit, now I don't know what I want...
>>144821067
no less valid than any other tip about playing the game, it's all about how good the two players are.
>it's a zenyattafag posts about how zenyatta is underrated episode
>>144815532
>McCree
>>144820770
People really underestimate how well Zen melts tanks.
>>144821085
>getting either of the goth ones
m8...
>>144821085
>red goth one
lmaoing at your tastes. Get the Serbian front or the other full Russian winter gear outfit
>>144821067
You say that like ping and just general physics don't fuck up Hog hooks pretty regularly.
>>144821087
i'd play zen more if his harmony orb also healed people near the target at a reduced rate
as it is there's literally no reason to play a healer that isn't lucio, being able to heal more than one person at a time is just too good even before you add all his other abilities on top of that
>>144821005
literally all Zen needs is like 1 more HP
>>144821137
>it's all about how good the two players are.
if you're using examples from players bad enough that they can't press E > left click then your point doesn't matter because it only applies to subhumans
>>144821159
I play Rein a lot and he's my worst nightmare and I always ask my teammates to make him a priority target
He makes it so I cannot put my shield down for any reason and if I try to do anything aggressive I die instantly
>>144821085
I like her normal design a lot. I might buy the black one though.
Her hair, which annoyed me at first, really grew on me, so I don't like her Siberian skin covering up her head.
>>144821085
get a recolor, wait for her olympics leotard.
>>144820740
I'm not saying they should nerf his passive. I'm saying his damage needs a nerf. He deals way too much easy ass damage and can still pick up easy kills playing like a retard.
>>144821161
>>144821190
I think it looks cool. The Serbian one is underwhelming, don't like how it covers her eyes
>5 guys are pushing the cart
>activate Junkrat ult
>the payload has stopped
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ZENYATTA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE FUCKING GET IT HE'S GOOD
SHUT UP
>>144821159
Goddamn it's like an old chinese martial arts movie
>4 deaths a game
How do I get better? Should I be less aggressive? I feel like I'm dying too much and rushing onto objectives and thats when I die.
Any advice?
>>144821279
grats, you're playing against bads
>4 gold medals as torbjorn
dude what
it'll partially be due to my team but is it just me or does his rivet gun fucking rape? it's insanely good
>>144821234
>being this much of a try hard
>>144821320
Pretty sure dying 4 times a game is well below average unless all your matches are only 2 minutes
How to fix Zenyatta
>Buff Orb of Harmony
>Remove alternate fire and instead allow his orbs to fly off and damage attackers but take these orbs from his ammo pool
>Increase health by 25
>>144815654
I feel you.
Its like I don't even mind losing, as long as it was a good game, but this shit pisses me off.
Retard fucks avoiding the objective at all costs, playing their shitty Hanzo on attack and when I ask them if they could switch to tank, which we lack, they tell me to do it. Well fuck you, I'm the only support here.
"But muh kills!!!1" KDfagets are cancer.
I was sperging hard but then ended up just not giving a fuck.
If I see my team play full autist I just switch to some "fun" hero instead of actually being an useful one, and doing this has actually brought back the joy in this game for me.
>>144821208
Nah 99% of roadhog players are just complete shit and find excuses for things they think only apply to them.
>>144821359
No, the Rivet Gun is better than his actual turret.
>>144821159
I don't like the shift + e keybinds on him
Right click - discord
E - harmony
middle mouse - charge up shot
make it much easier to right click left click down enemies
They must have really no ideas for Brawl weeks if they're gonna repeat one after just one.
>>144821279
>people leaving the payload when FIRE IN THE HOLE
Everyone I play with usually keeps on it but scans the area hard as fuck
>teammates clearly got hit in the back
>they don't turn around
>>144821320
4 deaths a game is pretty low. What do you play the most?
>>144821320
regroup with your team after every death
even going in with just one other person, no matter what hero they're using, can make a huge difference
this is even without communication of any kind
>>144820996
>lose match
>the one shittalking is the healsut on my team
>he says some bullshit then leaves
Every time goddamn fuccbois.
>>144816118
He has 1 arm and 1 leg.
>>144820402
Tfw Nepal sanctum with trap on the ground and mine on the torch so it's not so obvious and they step in it every time
>>144820536
But you'll get fucked over by any Pharas, and there is always an enemy Pharah.
>>144821279
No furries allowed
>>144821359
Bodyshots do 75, headshots do 150
The turret is only half of his character and you should be out with the rest of your team blasting everyone and shooting snipers
I am liking this random week thing, don't have to be support bitch is nice
>>144821068
Yeah cause putting a perma 25 hp/s on a flanker and a perma 50% damage increase on a target while also having a decent health pool is pretty busted
But his orb can't really heal people effectively as lucio or mercy, therefor being a lousy support.
and at the same time he gets one shot by snipers, which makes supporting with that mediocre stuff near impossible
so 175 would be a nice middle ground and discord stays at 3 seconds
>>144821105
Ur shitty 1k heal don't mean shit. Mercy can easily heal 4k or 6k game.
Meanwhile bastion and reaper can heal just aso much as zenyetta
>>144821159
>Zen's kicks
the best
>>144821429
>one game where I was junkrat
>hear enemy junkrat's ult
>see it coming.
>toss a mine and blow it up
>I do this four more times
Holy shit, he was so fucking mad.
>>144821367
It's not "tryhard" it's just a fact. You might as well be telling me Widow isn't OP because you find aiming really hard.
If you actually can't E > Left Click before the person you stunned is out of stun your opinion on what does and doesn't work doesn't matter.
>>144821429
to be fair we were at the final point in 66 so there was a bunch of places I couldve popped the tire fromI killed 4 people
>>144821524
t. mercycuck
>>144821448
>game literally has heroes say "Behind you!"
>they STILL don't turn around
>>144820609
>dva is umaru
STOP THIS
>fucking picking doritos as your snack
KILL YOURSELF
>>144821493
Can you play him on attack effectively? Just put your turret down somewhere disposable and go in blasting fools?
hey look at me XD zenyatta is so good
i'm so good for picking an """"unpopular""" hero
MOM look at me!!!
>hear Mcfuck telling me what time it is
>round a corner thinking I'm taking cover only to come face to face with him
>REFLECT
>kills him
Somebody fuck me
>>144821559
what is this t. meme
>those noises mercy makes when she's taking damage and then dies
how am I supposed to play with a giant boner
>>144821159
the fucking state of that roadhog holy shit
if i was him I'd apologize to my team, quit and uninstall the game
>>144821592
nah
>>144814101
I suck and I want to get better
>>144814101
I am bad.
A roadhog rounds the corner and youre a <200 HP character
what do you do?
>>144821604
turrets can simply be an instant 150hp distraction.
but your hitbox will severely handicap you if you're trying to brawl some of the offense characters.
What makes Tracer so good at koth? My shit mmr Tracers don't do anything.
Wow, fuck McCree and Reaper.
On the other hand, Zenyatta and Reinhardt are fucking fun. I was expecting to play a lot of Pharah and Bastion purely on looks though
>>144819084
>aim bot
>they stand still in place because crutch
>overwatch hitbox headshot them from around the corner
>>144821279
>5 pushing cart
>get right above them
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>only see two enemies
well i guess a double is ok too
>can only fap to overwatch porn now
guess i've been ruined
>>144821479
>heroes are drawing what they think they would look like as an animal
>genji and hanzo draw themselves as dragons
>mccree draws himself as a coyote
>zenyatta draws himself as a butterfly
>junkrat asks zarya what animal she thinks she would look like
>generic dog with her pink hair
i don't know why i find this funny sounding
>>144821750
Kill him to collect soul orbs
>>144821527
lots of things stop Hog's hook and shoot combo, ping, other players, being a hair off the timing.
not everything works perfectly all the time.
>>144821604
You have to get clever with it but it's possible, and it's pretty effective on payloads if your team can get a wipe so you have time to put a level 2 turret right on it
On control point maps though the map layout favors the defenders so much that you're really better off going Soldier or something more straightforward
Winston is the ONLY THE ONLY pop or toy i will ever buy
When is it safe to leave games so I don't get penalties?
>>144821750
go back around the corner and hope hook functions correctly and doesn't pull me around the wall
>>144816086
>Banging Tracer
>She agrees to try anal
>About to get it in
>Suddenly she's on the other side of the room
Not D.Va, if she's anything like the Twitch/Cosplay bitches I've known IRL she's vanilla as fuck and probably has some nu-male BF that she only lets fuck her missionary and with the lights off.
Widow's all about vaginal cowgirl and making guys eat her out
Mei's ass is too fat for anal unless you're 12" long, but she sucks a mean dick.
Mercy's probably down for whatever, maybe into some weird shit because German
Dunno about Symmetra.
Pharah's all about anal, those kinds of stoic girls love sexual subjugation shit.
Oh hey, Zarya is missing. Despite appearances I bet she'd be super shy and awkward in bed.
>>144821828
Reaper has 250 HP
>>144821610
You alright there, buddy?
>>144821750
shoot him anyway
>>144821379
more like
>Buff Orb of Harmony
>Allow more than one Orb of Harmony but reduce healing for each additional orb (Maximum of 3 orbs)
>Remove alternate fire and instead allow his orbs to fly off and damage attackers but take these orbs from his ammo pool
>Increase health by 25
>Minorly increase movement speed
>Drop sound barrier at a critical moment
>Push a person off a ledge, and get 2 more eliminations
>No play of the game, it goes to HIGH NOON
besides pushing their entire team off a cliff, how do you get potg as Lucio?
>>144821824
Literally none of these characters are worth fapping to though
>>144821879
pop toys look so fucking terrible
>that feel when one shotting characters with Hogs alt fire
Holy shit, getting the range right on this thing is fucking great
>>144821479
>Not a fucking bear
Why are furries so retarded?
>ez pz
> :^)
>u mad?
>salty
I just reach thirty and I face against faggots who have 100+ levels on me. And they are all fucking faggots. I honestly want to an hero.
>>144814101
I posted 'em in the thread where some crybaby autist nigger bitched about me "cussing" and accused me of being a Reaper player.
>>144821905
how can people feel attraction to video game characters?
If you see this post while scrolling through /owg/, you have been visited by the Cowboy of Excuse Me.
Flashbang and fan the hammer WILL come to you unless you post "Easy!" in this thread.
>>144821905
>Banging Tracer
>She keeps rewinding to the point of your orgasm
>>144821928
im glad the guy killed him since now the roadhog could see how hilarious that was
>>144821843
>ping, other players, being a hair off the timing.
Yeah same with McCree's flashbang combo except that has a much shorter range, has an extra step, McCree has 1/3rd roadhog's health and can't heal and fan isn't a shotgun
So really everything you're saying about how fucking difficult pressing 2 buttons is means it's way harder for McCree. I hope you're not so dumb that you don't realize that.
>>144821971
So do you
>>144821928
that checking down on the fall is comical,
also the fact that he didn't shoot the player afterwards
You should die after ~7 seconds if mercy resurrects you
>>144822097
yeah but i look better than a shitty cashgrab toy
>>144821614
t. is Finnish for "terveisin" meaning regards.
>>144814101
>pharah player tries to play heroes that require aiming
P-please no bully
>>144821890
never. not even after the game has ended.
>>144816086
Mei is a sex freak.
>>144822060
Easy!
>>144821890
before set up
Just lost recording of my best game so far because nvidia DVR is retarded
>""save last 10 minutes""
>saves the past 27 seconds
>main mercy
>33-6 on offense
>2-39 on defense
what am i doing wrong?
>>144821916
I usually have only about 200 after killing a s76 and symetra or something before finding a tank to get back to full health
Pharah's rockets should do 150 damage on a direct hit but only 20 maxsplash at 1m.
>>144821750
>blink around his fatass
>shoot head until he dies
>>144821890
After Play of the Game, when it gets to the voting screen
>>144821750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0&t=1m4s
>>144818525
>I do
>I
you wish
>>144814101
I like Junkrat and I solo queue
>>144821935
>Minor
>All heroes move at 5.5 m/s with genji and tracer being 6 m/s
>Lucio speed passive is 7.1 m/s
So make Zen as fast an genji?
>>144822148
>not having over 50% direct hits with pharah
wew
>>144822071
You're really just gonna stick with the tryhard shit, aren't ya?
>>144822003
probably because the artist wanted to draw her as a dog
>me and another guy are winston
>we both time our jumps so we go in at the same time
>they only have one tank and it's roadhog
>we both shield up and tesla all the squishies to death
>spam "how embarrassing"
holy shit i fucking love this monkey, am i being a detriment to the team if i play him when they don't have a widowmakernot that i really care
>>144822148
>>144822258
>>144821567
>always turn around when someone says behind you
>it's for someone else and I get killed by someone in front of me
>>144822140
Nah.
>>144822347
(you)
>>144821085
I got the purple one, just the recolor. Goes with her hair and stuff.
>>144822213
Fuck off
>>144822264
Is tryhard your goto word you call people when you don't want to drop something but can't think of a way to continue arguing?
>>144822257
no? he can have any movement speed between 5.5 and 6 m/s, non-inclusive.
>play the weekly brawl
>get Mercy
That's when I seek the closest cliff to throw myself off. Support is for other people, I live to KILL.
>>144822396
Look man, you want to complain about Pharah not needing to aim, it's okay. Just let me aim and snipe Zenyatta bullshit, bane of my fucking existence.
>try Zarya out for 2 minutes
>already bored of everything she does
>>144822374
>(you)
>>144822450
then do us a favor and kill yourself
So I just played mei for the first time in a while. Those icicle shots have some weird hitboxes. I didn't even have to aim to hit people most of the time.
>>144822346
I don't think it plays the sound for other players. It will warn you if you 360 though.
>>144822396
lol stay mad tryhard fag
>dont play for a day
>aim goes to shit
FUCK
Just found a gltich in the weekly brawl. If you get kicked into a skirmish after a match, you can choose your starting hero the next round
>>144822208
Not playing best boy on defense.
Mercy is good at tank healing and healing where groups of people aren't really taking massive amounts of damage, also good for mobility.
That's not really what happens on defense though. Usually everyone is targeting everyone and that's where Lucio shines. It's much easier to hold turf and heal everyone with Lucio, and it's much easier to survive and heal at the same time.
>>144822396
your argument is basically "nothing ever fucks up, and if it does the player is bad" which is basically you saying you never miss a shot ever, which is how I know you're just a faggot.
>>144816984
Fuck, I actually kind of like that Widowmaker for some reason. I'd cosplay that shit if I were ripped.
>>144822006
Report them like any reasonable person would.
>1
>still get bronze
>>144822484
You're not worthy.
>>144822548
>Junkrat
>Healing Done: 1
>tfw you want to be a real live Panzer wagen and scream German things for the fatherland
>tfw you also want to swing around a giant axe and look badass
why are all his skins so good..
Looking for US fags who aren't complete shit to queue with, solo queuing isn't fun.
Nyhmz#1910
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Nyhmz-1910
Add me
>at that MMR where every game has Noire/Odile/Odette Widowmaker and they all have something like 40+ hours clocked on her
>>144822284
If there's a support, there is a place to put hot monkey dick.
>>144822721
>play as Zaryapoorlythe entire round.
>get these medals
HOW
>>144822548
It means you're a healslut you fag why don't you start sucking dick.
>>144822548
>>144822725
Poor Reinhardt looks so tired without his helmet.
>>144822508
Stay mad healcuck
>>144822729
>who aren't complete shit to queue with
>http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Nyhmz-1910
so you want to be carried
>>144822845
>Jumping on a Symmetra as she goes to her teleporter
>she thought she was safe from the Dong with all her sentries
TOTAL
DONG
EXPANSION
>>144822548
>junkrat
>not gold damage
>>144823081
>Play as Mercy
>If they have a Winston, literally can not escape the hot monkey dickings
>advertising your twitch URL in the chat
>>144823142
>missing the point just to bash someone
cmon man dont turn this general to shit
>>144814236
>>144814336
They've already said all future maps/characters will be free.
And they don't need to sell those, they sell loot boxes. Every time a new hero launches people will buy $100 worth of them.
Plus if recent events are anything to go buy hackers will keep buying copy after copy to find a flaw in its cheat detection.
Widowmaker is fine, she is one of the few skillshot/aim based characters in the game and one of my personal favorites to use because she requires a brain to do well with. Now that people don't want to learn to counter her means she is automatically OP and needs adjustments.
- Doesn't have a braindead Q that auto guarantees kills like everyone else'
- Read line streaks across the map every time she shoots giving away position
- No escapes
- Poor damage close up
- 8 different counters
- Can't jump shoot like Hanzo
>tfw can't keep up with the leaderboards and my ranks keep plummeting
>>144814101
Am I ok?
>tfw when Reinhardt
>Zenyata is your healer
>>144822827
That is the time you pick a character to make her life miserable. I truly hate how higher mmr matches only revolve around Widow. I can't wait for her to get gutted.
>>144823221
So do you get good benefits in Talon?
>>144821928
This is amazing
>>144823253
>it takes a brain to be a sniper in a pc game
>>144823221
>quick charge rate
>barely any delay between shots
She's far too forgiving is the problem. If you miss a shot you can charge one up and take another very quickly, if a shot hits but doesn't do quite enough damage you can perform a follow up shot to finish them off almost instantly.
>>144822884
maybe picking up health packs counts? idk
>>144823212
>Not having twitch url as your name
Guess who isn't going to be rolling in money :^)
>>144823217
don't take things seriously
>>144823313
While that's true I was hoping that I could play my favorite heroes too, I like Winston and D.va, but I'd rather play something else.
I thought this week's brawl was fun until people started to kill themselves on purpose just to roll their "mains" and it's again on the 48 hours Widowmaker shitting on everybody and nobody can't stick on one hero for more than the time needed to respawn and get on the frontline.
>Hanamura
>Defense as Mei
>Lurking in houses freezing n' stuff
>Running from Zarya and Mercy
>End up 2 v 1 in the hallway with the single health pickup
>I alt while running, freezing the room
>Zarya Alts, causing me to float in the air
>Ice lance both of them in the face
>MFW
>>144823221
She's still somewhat braindead, but not nearly as much as Hanzo
just
>reduce full charge body shot damage
>increase uncharged headshot damage
clicking on heads should often be incentivised for any snipers in any game
>>144823361
>FB_IMG
If that Genji had either of his skills off cooldown that tracer would have been dead anyway
>>144823450
>being so poor you care about money
>>144823198
>my face when seeing a Mercy healing a Hanzo by a Widowmaker.
I wish I could have recorded it from their perspective.
>>144823296
You have a shield to hide behind. You'll thank him when he stops their 4 man ult pushes single handedly with eksperiense trainquiliddy :DDD
>There are people who actually, unironically think Genji takes skill
>>144818960
thick would fuck
>>144823606
Zenyatta is cool and all but I wish they'd make his ult grant actual invuln/cc immunity, so often I'll play him and ult only for my team to get oneshot by an ult 100 HP/s cant outheal.
Feels like I'd have been better off just reviving everyone with Mercy.
So you guys know how there arent a whole lot of robot characters right?
Well i just thought of one that would be real dope and i need help finishing it
An omni robot that has huge fists and punches things.
Kinda like in big O with the arms.
Just cant decide on the ult and the abilities
>>144823361
>that feel when I've blocked off exits
>with the fleeing attacker on my side.
You came into Mei's house, and Mei wants to give you the dicking.
>>144818960
My feet hurt, I wish Jack was here
I love how they think a 75 percent xp penalty actually matters i dont give a fuck about xp. put me on a team thats getting curbstomped i quit and it feels fucking good i am not waiting in a match i know i wont win just to see that flash red defeat text. The match making ia broken.
>>144823376
think you got the wrong faggot
>>144818960
>that d.va
NO STOP
>>144814391
Overgrowth is annoying as fuck because it takes up fov
>>144823853
You know that robots are like niggers in the overwatch world, right?
I'm glad you guys are not being faggots posting new threads while you're still in page 1, but you're on page 8 now.
>>144823873
Why does it fucking matter, man?
>>144823971
You can do it yourself senpai
>>144823691
By posting this you're implying that anything in Candy Crush: the FPS takes skill, which makes you retarded.
No Genji doesn't take skill, nobody does.
>>144822450
She has a pistol, use that
>>144818641
sankakucomplex
paheal
Gelbooru
I mean, google? Just google.
>>144818960
Is it weird that I'd fuck the Mei cosplayer before I'd fuck the D.Va cosplayer?
>>144818960
>>144823960
So then it would fit right in. niggers love to fight
>>144824096
naw nigga I want this general to die.
>>144818960
Well, I nailed the mask at least.
>>144824204
No. The Mei cosplayer is hotter.
>>144822212
he meant a character that starts with less than 200 obviously
>>144824281
we should just merge with /lolgen/ 2bh, it's the same shit
>>144824210
>on his phone
Shit I didn't notice that, he just looked like a sad man.
>>144817890
We need more shota McCree.
>>144824296
so i guess reaper is blind and / or delusional
>last one from my pack who got overwatch
>literally gonna listen to how bad I am forever because of the time advantage they got
How long will it take until the skill level evens up?
Am I cancer?
>>144824435
Depends on how fast you learn the maps and characters.
Get in a group of people that isn't them and just grind that shit out
>>144824478
Post winrate, faggot.
>>144824478
If you can play him well, no.
>>144824478
>only plays one hero
>only plays an OFFENSIVE hero
Very much so
>>144824204
>is it weird that
fuck off
>>144824348
>shitloads of waifuposting everythread
>all the avatarfags
>lol/ow is better because reasons
I'll pass
>Rank 40
>Oh boy, bet I'm going to get something nice
T-thanks Blizzard.
>>144824571
Uh, no?
>>144818960
Is Mei wearing a corset?
>>144824142
Of course not, but you'll have every Genji main sing to the high heavens that since he's not McCree he's the hardest Attacker to play and he takes skill to play.
>>144824503
Still pretty confused about the maps and apparently only character I can play decently is Mr.Edge. Didn't really play any fps before.
>>144824478
why do people on the internet say things like "am i X" or "is it weird if i X" or "is it bad if i X"
i've never heard any of these questions from anyone i know irl
There's absolutely nothing wrong with maining, never let anyone tell you who to play
>>144821234
>literally all Zen needs is like 1 more HP
Honestly, I say convert his raw health into armor. Thanks to that little chunk of damage resistance that'll give him enough total health to eat a full-charge bodyshot from Widow, and more resilient in general.
And maybe also increase the decay timeout from his orbs to 4 seconds.
>>144824435
Depends on how good you actually are. I'm the lowest level of my group but still the better of them
level doesn't mean much beyond level 15
WHERES THE NEW THREAD
>>144824478
Yes, this isn't a fighting game where you have a god damn main. Unless you're in a party with friends who have agreed on this, you are quite the shitter.
>>144824683
fuck off
>>144824435
There are characters with low skill caps like Mercy or Reaper. Just play them, learn when certain moves work and when they should be saved, then git gud and you'll be fine.
NEW THREAD
>>144824917
>>144824917
>>144824917
>>144824930
No.
>>144824737
yes
>>144817168
I actually kind of agree. I think they're ugly as fuck and nowhere close to worth what they cost.
>>144817169
Maybe I'm just low MMR or something, but I've hardly ever played Roadhog and not had a shitload of fun. The chain + shotgun combo is endlessly satisfying if you can aim, especially when you catch a Tracer who's been driving your team crazy.
>>144824525
64% but only 5X games
>>144819076
>why is she not wearing the thick fur coat in the middle of summer?
maybe because she doesnt want to get heat stroke?
even if its not the middle of summer, piling that shit on and walking around a convention is still hell and this was the option that had the lowest chance of sending her to the hospital
ive had some fps problems since the update. anyone else having this problem?
>>144819076
>females with fertile bodies cosplaying
>doing it to be lorefaggots
you dont know girls for shit
>>144817329
>Shoot while using Boosters/Matrix.
>Decrease/remove movement speed penalty while shooting, or apply a slowdown effect to the cannons.
>Reduce Boosters cooldown so you can fly almost constantly, making harassing and crashing into your opponents even more viable.
>Remove critbox or make it smaller or place it in the back of her mech.
>Some really significant change to the ult. Such as remove damage nullification from minor LoS and make it a reduction instead or remove the indicator or reduce the timer.
If you could choose only one, which would it be?
Or something entirely different?
>>144825725
Move with boosters/matrix.
Can someone post the hitbox webms
>>144822060
WHOA THERE
Anyone have any examples of Lucio's speed boost being useful other than running out of spawn?
It seems like healing is always the better option
>>144826241
Half speed boat half healing can get you out of a sticky situation.
Also you can use the speed boost for positioning an environmental kill
>>144817096
Lucio doesn't need any changes, he's easily got the best kit for a support.
Man do those environmental kills feel good
>>144821524
>Play Zen + Mercy 3 games in a row
>Gold for healing all three
Stay mad
>>144827013
This thread is dead but I need to tell you that getting gold medal is easy as fuck because 9 out of 10 times you're the only person healing on your team.