/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>144755971
the back looks odd, more pics?

>1.5M for a feature that should be there from the beginning

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reposting because I got no answer

>I understand the safe addon does nothing, right? is it at least full when you have an X amount of dosh on you or in the bank?

>are the warehouse vehicle upgrades permanent? ie: if an upgraded truck is destroyed during an activity you don't have to buy or upgrade it again?

>how do you buy a warehouse, how many are there, how much do they cost?

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thanks for btfoing oxolor, you guys are the best

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>the only thing i look forward to is playing dress up
save me

>>144755971
SpeedRacist need gtag invite accept thing because apparently the gtag I'm in is the wrong one

>>144755971
>All VIPs / CEOs will now have the option to invite “Rivals” to their Organization. This allows players to send Organization invites to existing CEOs, VIPs, Associates, and Bodyguards.
wew

>tfw no skiddies

>>144756145
>>I understand the safe addon does nothing, right? is it at least full when you have an X amount of dosh on you or in the bank?
In the bank
>>are the warehouse vehicle upgrades permanent? ie: if an upgraded truck is destroyed during an activity you don't have to buy or upgrade it again?
Yes
>>how do you buy a warehouse, how many are there, how much do they cost?
Did you even fucking try the update?

>>144756145
Safe fills up full at 10 million, overflows at 35million. Warehouse is permanent. Buy warehouses in your special computer in your office.

>>144756097
several pics for the hidden cars in here

http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/gta-v-new-prototype-vehicle-from-finance-felony-update.1520205/

there's a Lotus/918, a One77 and a weird prototype thingy

>>144756205
Gotcha

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>>144756182
same here

>>144756289
thanks man
>one77
my dick, oh dear

What's best car and why is it the Bravado Buffalo S?

>>144756256
>Did you even fucking try the update?
well obviously not, and I won't be able to for a couple of days

thanks for the answers though

>>144756268
>safe overflows
jesus christ

do NOT buy any decor when you purchase your office, you can preview it on-site in the same way you can custom apartments at no additional cost

>>144755971
>2 players can get into the same bed now
O-oh my

>>144756289
That super car is fucking hideous which means it's going to be the fastest car and everyone will buy it.

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>>144755971
Post your CEOs, /gtag/.

And remember:
Look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake.

I will never figure out why my screenshots look like shit even with my settings maxed.

>>144756653
good
the others look nice

So, can we store any more vehicles or nah?

>>144756651
>now
I was doing that on PS3

What does the cheapest office get you, or more importantly, not get you?

>>144756289
>stunt themed vehicles
>bunch of supers

Reeee

>>144755971
That's definitely not a super.

Looks like a hopefully competitive addition to the sports class.

Is there a new ban wave?

>>144756918
there's no difference between the offices

>>144756696
>a man in a suit
SO CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL, THANK YOU FOR POSTING

>>144756382
>tfw no shemagh available as accessory

>>144757008
yes

>>144756918
For seven figures you get to store your guns and clean up your weapon wheel.

And yes, you have to buy the office to ba able to do that.

Nevermind that there's a weapon rack in the planning room of your safehouse, oh no. You're grinding missions or coughing up a shark card if you want a quality of life update that should have been in the game from the start and be available to everyone.

Yes I mad. And poor. I was saving up for a car, dammit.

>>144756918
Location

That's about it

>>144756220
Except for pea being a bitch and somehow having a menu already and ruining the fun for everyone.

>>144755971
oy accept my crew request
t. bigdave

>>144757185
I made the error of buying the new fancy heli (forget the name now) before realising how much offices and warehouses were.
RIP me.

>>144757280
Gotcha

>cargobob is nearly 2 mil
>bought mine for 185k

Has anyone with the glitchbob from way back when checked to see if they still have it?

>>144757356
thanks brah

>>144757047
I don't know about you son, but if you want to get anywhere in the company you're gonna need to dress a bit more respectably. Back in my day we couldn't just show up to the boardroom wearing whatever we wanted. All these young bucks tying to run their companies while they're dressed like a bunch of bearded hobos these days could learn a thing or two from their elders.

>>144757390
Still got it

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what the fuck

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>>144757482

>>144755971
Can I rejoin? It seems i was purged some time ago.
PavoolonD

>in order to get any cargo you need to lay down the cash first
>the way to disrupt people getting cargo is explosions
I can already see this being extremely fun and not at all frustrating when I'm putting down 18k only for all of the cargo I'm after to be blown to bits by xiaopingsheng131318.
>>144757675
Man what's up your ass, what happened to trying to have a little fun

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>>144756182

I know that feel.

>gun safe is real

THEY FUCKING DID IT YOU SAID THEY NEVER WOUOD BUT HERE WE ARE

Anyway, does it changed appearance depending on what's in it? Or is it just a simple scroll menu? Also, do tints/attachments stay equipped when stored?

>>144757606
is there any hidden benefit of it, or is it just a expensive pile of junk?

>>144757903
hey claire

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>>144758001
Hello Mark.

>>144756696
are you using steam? uncompressed?

>>144757997
it's fun as fuck to drive around and have guys on the boat be able to walk around but if you're a guy that only wants performance and utility it's not worth it

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r8 my org

Why is my female character's assistanfu hotter than my male's? Is it because I chose a different decor for the offices?

>>144757903
>>144758083
this isn't just your average everyday avatarfagging
this is ADVANCED avatarfagging

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>>144756696
Best CEO right here

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maybe the font should be changed, but this feels pretty great

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mein nigger

>>144757970
plain menu

also it's kind of half-assed, can't even hide the default pistol or non-purchasable melees like the golf club

being able to get in a car and shoot the ap pistol right off the bat is nice though

Guys, is it easy to make money this patch? Is it worth starting out with the 1m one with no upgrades? Can I upgrade it later on? Can I switch it out for the 4m one later?

>>144757675
Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you were differently abled. I'll wear something more vibrant next time, perhaps the bright colors will soothe you.

>>144758108
Steam, yes. But the compression settings don't seem to affect it. And it only happens with GTAV.

Someone explain what the fuck warehouses are and what's the advantage to buying an expensive one compared to a cheap one?

>>144758381
Ah well, it's better than the mess that we had before. I don't mind carrying all the meele ones since they only ever get used to beat on people's cars

>>144758594
Literally read what they say

>>144758594
cargo capacity
position

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>>144758434
Help me out faggots I need to decide if i buy this quick

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Is the HVY Brickade RPG-proof?

If so, how many rockets can it take?

Any new yacht customizations?

>>144758434
I'm in the same position. Would love to get the buzzard.

>>144758662
They don't explain shit. Spoonfeed me the info I seek or don't even respond, I'm not in the mood for the bantz.

I logged into the computer and my assistant is telling me I can get warehouses. I see some are in shitty spots, others aren't. They're all different sizes and prices but I see nothing that suggests spending 2.1M for a 111 space warehouse is a better investment than 400k for like 16 or whatever. I don't know how this shit works, it's brand new and I just got into the office aspect.

Now can someone actually help?

>>144758793
Blows up with one rocket hit

>>144758932
The more expensive ones on the outside of the city accumulate crates automatically.

>>144758735
But am I wasting money buying a bigger warehouse or what?

I'm in a lobby by myself right now too I just realized..

>>144758932
Nigga bigger storage means more crates means you can sell more shit at once and make more money off of larger hauls.

>>144759047
see
>>144759083

>>144758743
The new shit you can buy is all cool but it'll take you some time to get your money back.

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>>144758327
Neat, she changes outfits.

>>144759047
if you buy the cheapest warehouse you can make more than enough money to upgrade
you can have 5 warehouses anyway

>>144759015
So buying West Vinewood Backlot for 2.1M would actually be a good idea?

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good update rockstar

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>>144759006
What fug?! That's bullshit. And it's coming from the same company as HVY.
I was expecting this vehicle to be max explosion proof to actually be protected from jet shitters.

Can we kick Pea for being a skiddie and ruining shit already?

>>144759185
Which location did you pick?

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who else here /bannedanddonthaveafuckingcluewhy/

>>144759083
>Implying I knew anything about this brand new update I'm playing for the very first time and asking questions about
It's almost like I didn't know what the fuck we were supposed to do! Wait..

>>144759321
I chose Maze Bank, the most expensive one.
I am probably about to change it given the window view sucks.

>>144759339
Could've maybe read the thread or newswire or something you colossal fuck.

>>144759309
>doing a stock mission to grab some medicinal supplies or some shit
>pea just swoops in via teleport and ends the mission then and there

i second this, can we kick pea, it hasnt even been 24 hours and the update is already ruined

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>>144759324
you didn't buy shark cards

there's why

>>144759203
I'm rich but I don't like to throw money around like a nigger either, I figure buying 1 large warehouse will suffice which is what I did.

>>144759339
Read IGN's article on it. More detailed!
They say there's homing missile jamming system on the new plane, but only co-pilot can activate it.

>>144759404
Why the fuck would I do that when it was easier to just ask and get the info explained? Why did you feel the need to post? Just slit your wrists in a bathtub holy shit, you're worthless.

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>>144755971
>Two players can now get into beds in GTA Online.
Knowing this general, I feel like this is gonna be something you guys would actually like.

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over a year and this is my first time seeing this car online, and it's placed by R*.
i do like how they're using different cars, i just got ambushed by a stickup crew who had unarmored kurumas when i went to grab some cargo

>>144759646
>Why the fuck would I do that when it was easier to just ask and get the info explained?
Because it's not? Now you have people not explaining and straight up bullshitting you. I'd say just reading a reliable source is easier.

can you use someones else gun rack, or you need to spend the shekels or are stuck with vintage pistol forever?

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>>144759457
Have some oc for shark cards

>>144759438
Higgus pls

>>144759681
That's been in the game since launch.

>>144755971
>Fixed an issue that caused the Flight School leader to explode when the player is playing in first person.
What the fuck

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hey goys, can this be a meme?

>>144759861
not higgus, you cheating cuck
i'm chicken, was going to ask for an invite to crew but now im having second thoughts

Are the warehouses open or closed?
Closed meaning that there's an animation and no one can bother you.
Open meaning anyone can go in inside.
How often is it attacked by enemy NPC?

Can you upgrade/switch offices after buying?

>>144760149
Yes

>>144754087
sounds good, anon
i love hearing what people do/their thoughts on stuff - the good and bad.

>>144754739
there will still be ppl around anon, dont worry c:

>>144759728
Except the information I got was more than enough, my questions were answered. I wasn't looking for an in-depth fucking guide you mongoloid, just wanted to know if buying the larger warehouse was a good investment or not.

Learn to fucking read.

>>144760051
literally who

>>144759745
you're stuck with it forever if you ever do a job or hiest. storing guns only works in freemode

>>144760309
and keep it that way, skiddy whore

Selling shit sucks if you don't have a full contingent of associates.

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>tugboat costs 1,250,000 $

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Can you finally buy the tacticool vest in pic related?

You can disable your gun locker loadout in the interaction menu if for some reason you ever really need the vintage pistol.

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>>144760364
thanks for the info
I was considering dropping that 1.5mil just for that feature, but now see no point whatsoever

>>144760251
I have thoughts on the warehouses and all that bullshit.

I think it's ridiculous how much up front money you have to shell out. Then you have to buy the fucking goods which is annoying. And then the dealer can just fucking rip you off so it becomes a game every time of find your shit, then you gotta drive across the map in some shitwagon while everyone in the lobby tries to assrape you unless you're playing alone like I have been.

In short, it's literally a grinding method that makes you pay 5M+ up front before you can even make anything back. You're 5M in the hole before you even make your first shipment, it's fucking gay.

>>144760537
no

>>144760525
Yeah, people can still just pop out of passive with a jet and blast you out of the air. Next time I'm doing a sale I'm just gonna get myself an empty public session and have it done with before shitters have time to join

>>144760537
>all that clipping
why would you want it?

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>>144760657
Ok ;_;

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>Decide to go to bed and see the update the next day
>Wake up, download update & start GTAO
>"Unable to load saved data for Character 2. the Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now. Please try again later."

To be expected of the masters of incompetency.

>>144760527
>placeholder tugboat description
If its invincible and you can easily walk around on it while its moving it may not be completly useless.

>>144760717
Can't do em in a private sesh?

>>144760836
I believe it's all in public sessions. You get bonuses for more players in the session.

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>300k for upgrading one of the delivery vehicles
>Jet shitters can still explode them in 2 hits

>>144760827
it blows up and sinks from one RPG hit.

>>144760827
>If its invincible
>He doesn't know

>>144756484
The one where you go on call for race, view decor, and then quit?

>>144758161
triggered

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>>144760827

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When can I expect a reply

who here /rockstarservicesunavailablerightnow/?

>>144760920
Jets should not be in this game at all. There's just nothing in freemode that can counter them except another jet. The ablity to shit out an infinite amount of them in the middle of a city in passive mode doesn't help either

>>144761142
never

>>144761170
The plane has missile jamming but you need a copilot for it. You basically need a full wing escort to do the sell fly missions or an empty lobby.

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>>144761150

>>144760908
>still no pve content at all
>still no shitter/cheater prevention at all
its like they really dont want people to have fun with the game...
I aint pvp'n when half the players are runnin with godmode.

>>144760973
>>144761057
>>144761126
dafuq is it $1m then?

>>144761150
Probably everyone at all times. If those fucking jews would fix their game or rent more servers we wouldnt have to sit a whole fucking minute until the game starts.

>>144760280
Well, at least it's amusing you don't see the what's wrong with it.

How do I modify my pegasus vehicles?

>>144761150
me, what the fuck is happening again

>duped about 30m
>received about 3m from hackers in random lobbys

I can play until midnight, i'm scared ;_;

Anyone here got banned for duping during this new banwave?

>>144761349
People woke up.

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>>144758161

>>144761295
>dafuq is it $1m then?

rockstar jewry

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>>144761295
>dafuq is it $1m then?
gee I wonder why

>>144761295
>>still no pve content at all
have you played at all or do you just love talking shit?

>Cargobob is back in Warstock

Did they neuter it by removing the hook?

>>144761278
That doesn't really help when jets have an explosive minigun bolted to the front though

>>144761126
kek
Cant wait for cluckstar to finaly lose it and just add a really crappy car that explodes from bumping into a ped and sell it for 5mill

>>144761515
No, it goes down in one explosive though. On the other hand, so does everything else, including the insurgent since this update dropped so it might not be intentional

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never ever
:^)
>not an audi

>>144761501
meant updates. Heists would be fine if the game wouldnt glitch the fuck out and fail for no reason or just simply drop connection randomly.
The lowrider shit had 3 missions and thats it, meanwhile they added a hundred shitty pve garbage that noone wants to play because of cheaters.

>>144761717
thank god.

>>144761717
shieet i didnt knew portugal has this many refugees

>>144760827
It's fun

>>144761818
>I need more super cars :)

>>144762010
nobody wants gay rally shit in the game lol go play DiRT

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i like the 3d map in the office to be fair
it's neat

>>144762107
Nobody wants sports/classic/muscle/sedan/coupe/SUV/non-superbikes.

>>144760620
i agree it seems like the arsenal that enemy players have far outweighs what vip/ceo get

>>144762173
get it thru ya thick skull nobody wants your trash 90s rally shitboxes then cry because you have shit taste kid....................

>>144762294
.............................................................

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>>144762173
I do

>>144762294
>I dont want it so nobody wants it xD

>>144762162
i think so too, anon

since I posted it in the wrong thread
INSURANCE IS BACK

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so is PC GTAO down right now?

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>>144762294
I've always wanted 80's and 90's shitboxes. Rally cars are popular and iconic choices for these.

>>144762358
No, you don't. You only want supercars

>>144762431
Just connection issues. Still not as bad as the heist update.

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>>144762423

>can't log in into the game

thx obingo

Arcadius or Maze Bank office?

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>>144762431
Is there more of this? And who's the artist?

>>144762423
not on PC

>>144762650
arcadius is the patrician choice

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B R A V O
R
A
V
O

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>>144760620
>no matter how many more updates gtao gets shark cards will always prevent making money in-game from being any fun

>>144762750
So the 40k I had to spend because I blew up some faggots Reaper are just my imagination? Wew lad

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time for videogames

>>144762869
I can see why since it's a BUSINESS center.

>>144762991
S L U T S

>>144762423
Oh fuck, time to offload all my money to my secondary character again then.

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>There's fucking Chinamen jackets now

What a time to be an Asian character, now if only there was a kung fu fighting style in this game.

So with ppl complainin about jetshitters ruining the new missions
are dedicated crew jetshitters topgunnin a thing yet?

>>144762991
>gaijin4koma

>>144763221
jetshitters make it impossible to do the sell part of the CEO shit without at least two dudes escorting you in jets.

>>144762746
http://basklin.tumblr.com/tagged/hotline+miami/page/3
they did some good hotline miami stuff, I like the little one-off they did explaining where the son got his scar and how tony finds his mask

>>144761306
The part about it automatically collecting crates? That was fucking obvious, there's no way they'd do something to make it a little less tedious on you.

You're not as smart as you're trying to make yourself seem.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WHY CAN'T I LOG IN

>>144763524
Either you're a master ruseman, or only realized it was wrong because of that hint. Probably the latter, considering the language of all the posts.

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>organization work is public session only

So you pay 18k up front and then have to haul your product back in some shitty slow van while a single shot from a hydra can end everything.

Nice one Cockstar.

>>144763565
PC only, who cares
Welcome to the future, enjoy the suffering.

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>>144763523
Thanks, my man.

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Even with the upgrades, jesus what a slow moving peice of shit, thank god no hydras were around

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>>144762746
>that jacket
>those incorrect colors
triggered

just got home and the servers are down
do you lose your package when people blow it up? or is it unlimited tries?

>>144759292
if you upgrade it via warehouse it can take more damage, will test in a few mins, no idea if this effects the pegasus version, im going off of the CEO one

>>144763698
Worst thing is the attacker only gets 2k for destroying the product. I shat on a group in my hydra just to see the reward.

Hopefully people will realize the shitty reward and not attack the CEO's. Who am I kidding, of course they will.

>>144763751
>A tugboat is slow
Whoa

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>insurance is back

>>144763821
Lose it
I killed some guy with 100k or so of cargo, only got 2k, he told me, felt like an asshole.

Anyone own the new rumpo? If so, how is it?

>>144763986
>Using a hydra
>Trying to take the high moral ground

>>144764103
holy shit what a money burner
time to get the hydra out

>>144764103
>you only get 2k for ruining someone else's cargo

what the fuck is the point then

When was insurance ever gone? Thought it was alwayd there on pc

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>>144763701

>>144764223
Ruining their day, fucking up their wallet
oh, also some xp and ammo, i guess.

It's hilarious how Cuckstar had all the time in the world to polish this update and it still feels rushed.

> ** Placeholder Description here ** for the Tugboat
> Weapon locker is buggy at best and doesn't work at worst

>>144764160
It's like if you crossed a Rumpo with a Moonbeam and Merryweather Mesa.

>>144764223
>what the fuck is the point then
to buy predator fish cards

>>144764229
It was gone for a couple months thanks to menu kids being able to drain millions through insurance fraud in a matter of minutes.

when will the hackers be back?

i need more money

>>144764397
The script kiddies will be back in about a week and then they'll be back to blowing up lobbies and never dropping money anymore.

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>>144763730
yeh mang
it's on the house

What the hell do you need to be wearing to be able to see the fitted suit jackets? I feel like I've tried every combination of business clothing & vests yet the fitted suit jackets are always greyed out.

>>144764306
They try though, the weapons locker is something we asked for. Its almost as if they care about us.
>>144764223
2k is more than enough incentive to get people to screw each other over.

>>144763678
I realized it as soon as I read the post because I was literally hovering over the warehouses when I was asking earlier and never saw any mention of houses auto stocking.

Like I said, I wanted to know if buying the bigger one was smarter, which it was because more stock = more profit.

Again, you're not that smart. Stop trying so hard.

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>PC: UP

>>144764663
>2k is more than enough incentive to get people to screw each other over.

I could make more in a single store robbery. And it would take less time and is considerably less risky.

>>144763986
>R* rewards attackers with literal scraps
>It's not about the rewards
>They did it on purpose to troll you
Fuck you, R* just fuck you.

>>144764663
It's not enough, you can literally hold up a couple stores and come out with more money, there's almost no incentives to play anymore frankly.

>>144764784
but you can't get the "lel i troll u" moment doing that

>>144764397
i haven't seen cheater that drops money for like 5 months

but oh boy, i've seen a fuckton of them screwing the rest of the lobby

>>144764784
>I could make more in a single store robbery.
Really? How? I'm lucky if I get a thousand.

Is the new chopper faster than the Swift?

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>>144764739
You are not alone senpai. I'm stuck there too

>>144764884
emert was giving out 60m each last night

>>144764906
Store robberies fluctuate between 1000-3000 dollars.

>>144764223
Maybe they wanted to make it hard.
How much money can you make on one of these missions?

In a mostly-crew-session we could easily have two jetshitters on call and maybe a few heli's too.
implying we can give money to people who arent in the script

Is the homing missile jamming system on the new helicopter too?

Ask an anon who spent over 20M on the update anything.

With the ability to make 100% per crate when buying bulk and even more when you stockpile larger amount, it really seems like the last update. Maybe we will get some new stuff like "new jacket pure gold 1mln" to spend these money but nothing else that big.

>>144765192

>20M only

Try 30M and then we'll talk.

>>144765026
who? i'm not in any /gtag/ crew

>>144765038
It's hard, sure, but it's not fun.
Heists were hard at first when you got started out, but they were fun and rewarding once you got them down, this update is absolutely not.

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>>144764739
>>144764989
If GTAO won't let you in, do something productive with your time. Do some writing. Maybe practice on your art. Apply for a new job. Read a book. Do kegel exercises. Learn something new. Anything besides shitposting here on /vg/.

I'm going to go work out. Hopefully it's up when I get back.

>>144765192
How much do you have left?

>>144764324
Is it a good car to own?

>>144765192
Is the tugboat worth it?

>>144764678
>I realized it as soon as I read the post because I was literally hovering over the warehouses when I was asking earlier and never saw any mention of houses auto stocking.
If you think that mentions all, why would you even ask then? Doesn't make sense mate.
Besides, more being more valuable is pretty fucking logical anyway, you'd have to be pretty stupid to only not know about that.

>Again, you're not that smart. Stop trying so hard.
I do not see why you keep reiterating this. Seems like baseless unrelated drivel.

>>144765262
Not him but I'm pretty sure I spent close to 35M so far.

>>144762991
qties

>>144765287
It's pretty neat

>>144765282
Is masturbating productive?

>CEO jobb's are lobby only
>insurance is back
oy vey this will surely boost the sharkcard sales

>>144764883
>Get all the way to the end of Pacific standard as a host who is taking 0% cut on hard
>Alt+F4 as we're driving in the boat

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>>144765428
No, but you do you.

pc online works again lads

What guns can you put on that planning table? Only the Heavy Revolver?

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>>144765282
well time for Overwatch then

>>144764884
>>144765026

In some rando lobby some guy gave me 2mil before disconnecting. But that's no where near what I really "need", especially for these kinds of updates.

And yeah, who's this emert guy? That his SC too?

>>144764223
You know people just ruin others' missions for free anyway.

>>144765607
yeah funny shitlord

it's not like i'm spamming retry already

>>144766009
huh, I just got in, downloaded 9mb of god knows what and got into

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i'm going to bed
hopefully gtao is back up when i wake up

>still can't change the color of the livery

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>>144765271
Just checked reddit cuz 201 and all those cunts are complaining about it. I hope they remove the public restriction, it actually seems like a fun way to make some money.
Oh wait, that explains why its fucking impossible, shekelcards...

also
>limited
Hey Jose, big overhyped update tomorrow, should we rent some servers to handle it?
Me no habla ingles!

>>144766075
have a cute and comfy sleep, anon

>>144765262
I only bought shit I wanted/had use for, didn't care to have it all.
>Tfw had Glitcherbob from old gen

>>144765295
No, not even close.

>>144765282
24.7M and maybe 5 or 6 Sultan RS bonds.

>>144765287
Only worthwhile thing in this update
Shame that virtually no races allow vans thoug

so how do you people afford the stuff?

do you play gta online for 20 hours per week grinding missions?

I have no money at all

>>144766246
>No, not even close.
M-Maybe it'll go on sale someday then.

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>>144757903
>manjaw.webm

>>144765385
>Talks about baseless unrelated drivel
>Literally posting nothing but baseless drivel on an issue that came and went an hour ago
Wew lad.

>>144766456
I can see why you'd think it's baseless drivel.

>>144766394
They either bought menus and gave themselves money, or they knew someone with a menu who gave them money

>>144766394
Pacific Standard + setups takes roughly 1 hour, that'll get you about 350k with a 15% cut

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>>144762750

Is the update good?

How much money do you need to enjoy it?

>>144766394
everyone on the PC version is basically a billionare because of the amount of hackers

PS4 and xbox versions are just all grinding

>>144766731
$4 million at least

>>144766731
10-30M.

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cant even fucking load the rockstar front page now.

most popular game ever?

What's the back of the Grotti Bestia GTS look like?

>>144766413
You basically get one for free anyways if you get an office and a warehouse since the warehouse comes with a tugboat. It's really only good for those stupid missions and even then it's a pain. It's not comfy or fun, I was hoping it be able to hook up to your Yacht and be able to tug it around the map, that would've been awesome.

Honestly, you're better off served saving your money.

>>144766394
PS4 player here, started on PS3 and moved to new gen. Glitches have really been the life-blood of money on console, when a glitch is found it's exploited to fucking hell and back until it gets patched and usually glitcherbux are forever.

>>144767234
breddy cul

not as shit as the reaper

are the servers just 100% fucked right now?

I cant even fucking Update
Unavailable Service.

>>144766532
Here, have a (You)

>>144767452
Post pics my man.

>>144720924
fuck you

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>>144767234


>>144767452
reaper is shit
grotti is nice but has that shit carbon roof
vapid super is the best

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Here's an ez guide if you wanna look like you know what you're doing for a mob boss picture.
Record a clip of sitting down in the chair.
Set camera to preset front.
Hide editor controls and take screenshots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT9sajosTgY
Bestia is shit, Supers are competitive with the top 7 or so now with only about a second difference but not better.

>The Bullet is an older 2000's model Ford GT
>The FMJ is a 2017 Ford GT
>Dat play on names
Good one, R*. No sarcasm either.

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>>144767704
>When the nicest looking super in the update is also the cheapest

Is the Zentorno still the fastest car? I haven't played in a while

>>144768106
>nicest looking

>>144768297
No.

>>144768297
>Zentorno
>Ever the fastest
Adder, Entity, and Cheetah were always faster but since then, there's also the Osiris, T20, and Banshee 900R which has the highest top speed in the game for some fucked up reason.

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best looking car in this update

>sell contraband
>transaction error
>buy supplies
>they don't appear on map

nice update faggots

So, if I cash out for the bare minimum office or whatever at 1.4mill, can I get rolling and start making money or am I going to be Jewed for not spending 4mill and be restricted from doing anything?

>>144768019
I just got that. Clever girl, Rockstar.

>>144768787
I cant even update the fucking game./

I thought about playing the ps2 era gta games, so I got them all on ps4. Man, gta 3 has aged like complete shit. Feels like absolute garbage. No map or map icons for weapons etc, combat is atrocious and feels like it's based on complete luck, manage to kill the bad guys or they get you first. Just press lock on and hope for the best. Having to drive all the way back to a mission if you fail it, killing myself to get full health after a mission so I can avoid finding a hospital which of course has no minimap icon. I could go on and on.

Right now I'm doing a mission which is really pissing me off, where you help with a bank robbery and you have to lose the cops and, of course, no pointer to pay n spray. I don't know, thinking of skipping this damn game and just play the rest of them. Hope they aged better and I didn't waste all my money.

>>144768618
How accurate are the top speeds shown in game? Because it says the Vapid bullet has one of the highest top speeds in the game yet everything suggests otherwise.

Do I need to buy an office to do anything or can I just be muscle for other people?

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So this does nothing right?

If you buy one office, can you buy another one later, trading the offices and cutting off a little bit of the price?

I'm underwhelmed by the new supers, they should at least be on par with the upper echelon of the super class given their price tag.

The Reaper feels like it should be faster and more responsive and the FMJ is definitely a drifting super but it's a little too slidey. The weight dispersal on those cars is a bit too awkward, the heavy ass engine with the light ass body hurts these cars.

So is putting money into this shit worth it? How much money do we make per mission?

>>144769313
>they should at least be on par with the upper echelon of the super class given their price tag.
And they are.

New weapons or no?

>>144769462
New attachment for just about every assault rifle.

>>144769313
???
FMJ is super grippy

>>144769080
They're not even remotely accurate. It's pretty silly that they haven't done anything to overhaul the meters or just get rid of them because as they are, they're quite literally useless.

The Bullet deserves to be more competitive along with the Voltic and Vacca but they'll never rebalance the class properly.

Basically, long, straight tracks go with the Banshee 900R or the Adder. Tracks in between you can pick a variety. Tracks with lots of turns go with the T20, Entity, or Osiris.

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>wargaming has a test server to make sure their new shit works before rolling it out, despite being run by incompetent slavs
>Rockstar is even more incompetent by breaking the server of the ps3 which hasn't been updated since like 3 gotten gains 2

pls

>>144769323
No and nothing.

Fucking R$ servers down

>No drum mag on AP Pistol but the Machine Pistol gets one

Why does Cuckstar hate fun THIS much? It's almost as bad as this CEO shit being locked to public lobbies 2bh

>>144769457
Sure as fuck doesn't feel like it compared to my older supers. They just don't feel like they go compared to the others.

>>144769597
Maybe it's the way I have it set up, I put the suspension all the way down for the center of gravity but it seems pretty slidey, it grips but it definitely wants to fishtail.

Do you make money as a CEO?

I dont have that much saved up and my schedule these days doesnt allow much grinding

>>144769736
Got back in 2 seconds ago, you might want to retry.

>>144769134
Was hoping it could be a stash not kept in the bank or in your wallet. Looks like it is just for bragging.

>>144769612
They just need to add the lower tier supers to benny's for a race spec kit.

Been trying to connect to the online for 2 hours now fuck sake.

>>144770098
I hope they do this. I hope they also include the Adder to at least give it's spoiler actual functionality since they've shown they can make it work with the T20 spoiler.

>>144770283
They kind of hinted at this with the cheetah, it's under the tarp in benny's.

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All things aside, the secretary is fuckin' cute.

>>144769132
the delivery drops can make lot of money

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that butthurt when you destroy some kid's shipment

>>144756289
by hidden you mean to be unlocked in a future update?

>R* services unavailable
I mean, why

>>144770672
Because today had an update. You didn't expect to be able to play did you?

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This rockstar support niggers arent picking up the phone and I have a low quality la noire tune in my ear the time I wait

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>>144767804

Director mode is great for snaps.

>>144770745
silly me

>>144770439
I noticed this too and the funny part is the Cheetah really doesn't need it, it's still competitive even now. I can still win races in a Cheetah because it's practically glued to the ground and has great top speed. It'd be quite R* of them to do that though.

>Tfw I just want the original Turismo from IV back
That was my car..

My main character is unavailable. It says ERROR when I try to select from my character selection. It happened right after I installed the update

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>>144757857
this.
you can't even steal the cargo. they dont get anything

i want to exit online to go on rockstar editor but i'm scared i won't get back online

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>custom weapon loadouts are not available during jobs, only freemode

fucking spectacular

i am truly in awe

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gn

So I get like 200000 for a sale of a warehouse but my associates get fuck all. What is the point of helping for them?

how are you playing already
i keep getting Code 1000.50, whatever that means

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>Unable to load saved data for Character 2, the Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now. Please try again later.

>>144757857
You're wasting money doing 3 crates anon but saving time. However you're paying 9 crates worth of money for 3 crates and the value of the crates doesn't change based on which option you take.

>>144757857
That's exactly how r* intended it. There will be lot of people trying to get crates because it can give them lot of money, but all these jet shitters will be just waiting to blow up every cargo. That way shitters have lots of targets so this 2000$ adds up, and at the same time CEO's won't make too much money, maybe even lose it, so shark cards still will be in demand.

>>144771287
nobody cares blater, kill yurself

>>144771327
They get larger bonuses for pay outs for every job they help with.

If they go through 10 crates and 1 sale they get 50,000 the next pay out from SecuroServ.

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>>144770961
Same. Very unfortunate.
>>144771182
you should be lel

>>144771563
>pointless shit in bottom right
for what purpose

>>144771453
Jet shitters will be ubiquitous? Awesome, in the mood to dog fight 12 year olds rippi ng them apart.

>>144771327
The more you have stockpiled, the more securoserv pay they get.

>>144771620
>that aspect ratio
what the fuck lmao