/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

1st for wtf is that safe good for?

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>>144729348
>mfw anon told me to make a new account
>mfw i didn't
>mfw we have GUN STORAGE

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xth for dead niggers

>>144729426
to clean up your gun wheel.

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>tfw it's new thred

>1,000,000+ for Cargobob
>Glitched one was 300k

Where did it all go wrong?

>>144729472
That's gun storage, but there's also a safe option.

3 YEARS TO GET A CARGOBOB LEGITIMATELY
$1,250,000 MINIMUM REQUIRED TO FIX A DUMB DESIGN FLAW

B
R
A
V
O

https://twitter.com/GTAonlineNews/status/740116462061428737
>regular and extended magazines are referred to as clips
>the new drum and box mags are referred to as magazines
AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT WITH YOUR ERRORS YOU FUCKERS

>>144729432
Time to put away everything but that one pistol with the fancy white and gold skin and a few others while I walk around in nothing but a bathrobe and shades

https://mobile.twitter.com/GTAonlineNews/status/740116462061428737

Drum magazines.

so what does the truck do?

>>144729514
Glitched one was never meant to be bought. Still glad I have mine though :^)

https://mobile.twitter.com/Yan2295/status/740116533809143808

Are we finally going to get a new Pfister?

>>144729571
It drives around.

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>>144729563
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING ANON
THE VINTAGE PISTOL IS GONE FOR GOOD

N E W A G E

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>it's a people make fun of you for deleting your character episode

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Post vroom vrooms

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>>144729709
>Deleting your character when two character slots exist

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FUCK WHERE'S BROUGHY VID

NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE IS DA BES

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>>144729759
FUCK VROOM VROOMS
G U N S T O R A G E

>>144729759
would drift with

>>144729792
>not wanting to have a guy and a girl character

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>>144729348
>its not out on pc

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>>144729709
get memed on furfag
>>144729759

>>144729708
Vintage and SNS are the best.

there's gin and rum in offices
NEW LIQUOR

>>144729709
>didn't buy the event guns
>remade my character for optimal gun setups
>only one strike left for absolutely no reason
>know the game is shit, but still tempted to get back
I must be fucking retarded.

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>>144729923
I feel it too, anon.

If the Windsor drop top can seat 4 I'm gonna cream my pants

Anyone up for pacific standard in the meantime?

I'm only on the second setup but I've got time

Do the offices act like safehouses?

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>>144730128
yeah, inv higgus

https://twitter.com/GypsyYT/status/740120954982928384

Gun locker and safe

>>144730202
Are you from fuckin v4c

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>select a helicopter
>marshall
If I can drive my monster truck off the top of Maze Bank Tower without needing to haul it with a cargobob this update is the best fucking update ever

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>>144730232
damn fucking right

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>>144729964

>>144730128
inv SpeedRacist

So did we get new garage space? New property slot or do warehouses and HQs have room for vehicles?

>>144730305
Holy fuck

First vodka in bo3 zombies, now you

>>144730290
>have to bleed money instead of just paying the 200 bucks
Jewstar please

>want to try and earn a little extra dosh before the update's out on PC
>will have to quit and restart steam when it hits
what to do

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>>144730360
i met demonsalad and hunter2 on discords this week

aint it weird

>Downloaded update forever ago on PS4
>Fucking piece of shit Blu-Ray driver is a piece of shit for literally no reason
>Still can't get game to fucking come up as anything other than unrecognized disk
>No torx screwdrivers to get at driver internals
>Literally lost all interest in update half an hour ago
I fucking hate this bullshit the console companies are doing now. They want us to buy digital so fucking badly so they just put in the shittiest disk drives possible. I only own 3 games on disk and one happens to of course be fucking GTA. I normally play my digital games since they're newer but for some reason it made my Blu-Ray drive retarded. I don't get it, how does using the fucking thing less make it suddenly unable to read discs? Fuck this shit. I don't give a fuck if I wrote a blog, I'm fucking apeshit right now.

Is it still a 4 person limit for organisations?

>>144730442

let it out, i'm reeing cus the update isnt out yet on Personal . Cucking

>>144730221
why must we pay? we have the same gun storage in our heist room.

Whats the performance on the new cars?

>>144730442
That's why you buy those cheap 50-in-1 screwdrivers.

>"** Placeholder Tug description **"

Did Rockstar forget to add a description or is there a joke I'm missing?

>>144730494
This is like a kick square in the balls, I stayed up all night waiting for this shit and getting all hyped and finally got it downloaded but I can't even play my fucking game. This is unacceptable, I wanna throw this fucking piece of shit right now...

Why is everything revolving around this game suffering? You can't even enjoy a new update for the one hour it'll be fun now..

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fuck

>>144730571
Yeah I need to get one but in the meantime I'm fucked, I wanna play this fucking shit for once but I can't and it's driving me nuts.

I dunno how the fuck not using the Blu-Ray drive as much somehow made it stop working. Fucking cuckoldry at the highest level..

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Shooting brake is the official memecar of the DLC.

>>144730128
>>144730202
>>144730313
You gonna start this shit up? Let's go

>>144730591
don't bitch about rockstar when it's your shit platform's fault you can't play lol
maybe you should have gone digital instead

>>144730741

fuck off, that car will end up being like the alpha.


good but no one uses it.

>>144730704
dekfuk is this?

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>>144730704
And why would I want them?

>>144730704
You can change the colors? Woah.

>>144730704
valkyrie without a gun has existed for months now, they released it with the drop zone adv. mode.
>>144730784
nobody uses the alpha because it's also butt ugly

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update is live on steam

>>144730784
But I love the ff and use the alpha

UPDATE IS LIVE ON PC

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PC UPDATE LIVE!!!

>>144730771
Where the fuck did I bitch about R*? Because I said everything revolving around this game is suffering? Big fucking whoop, at least I got the update.

I don't see what my platform has to do with anything when it's the fucking shitty ass BD. The only thing you got right was I should've gone digital but I didn't, lesson fucking learned forever there. I'm done with disc based gaming forever now.

>15 mins before I gtg

t-thanks R*

>>144730784
Alpha is ugly and isn't the same design you doofus.

>some botched up american squarecar vs italian supercar

>>144730864
why would you lie

So are any of the cars seemingly competitive with the upper class cars already in game or was this update a literal waste of everyone's time?

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>>144730886
>>144730889
CONFIRMED
>>144731010
He's not restart your client

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>>144730968
>still have 2 hours before work

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UPDATES FINALLY HERE YOU NIGGRS

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>>144730886
>>144730889

>>144731010
but I didn't lie. restart steam and see for yourself

>>144730741
Ohfuck, I can see it now. All the faggot hipsters talking shit about "muh sooberdoober cars" while driving around in shitbuckets just to be different. I can't fucking wait.

ITS LAUNCHING

OH FUGG

GTAG private session on PC?

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reee

The new Grotti looks like an HD version of the san andreas ricer station wagon you could mod at that san fierro mod shop.

>>144730771
>it's your shit platform's fault

lols

Are all offices the same inside? I'm debating wether to buy the most expensive one or not. I can afford it, but on the other hand, everyone and their dog is gonna have the Maze bank one.

Does anyone know?

>>144731249
Run as an administrator. It's the same in every update.

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>>144730886
Finally

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1/3
Source is Yan2295 on Twitter

>>144731093
I did and it installed a o byte update now I am worried.

Is there a benefit to the 4 million pad? It looks exactly the same?

wow drum magazines on the literal best guns in the game

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>>144731261
It's a 1:1 Ferrari FF Shooting Brake. Not a station wagon, not a coupe.

>>144731364
That's one of the 3 cars that weren't implemented?

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Post your comfy sleepers.

OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT IT'S A WHOLE NEW GAME

>>144731394
Settle down autismo nobodys gonna hurt you.

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HAPPENING

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2/3
>>144731408
Yep, they're likely going to be added at a later date à la the Halloween vehicles and Valentine's vehicles.

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>>144731448
LET ME ENJOY THE ILLUSION FOR AT LEAST A DAY

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T-thanks rockstar, I didn't want to play anyway...

>>144731364
>917+Lotus before Classic Comet
R-fucking-EEEEEEEEEEE

I'm going to pretend its Porsche's (TM)/(C) thing

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>>144731484
3/3.
I'm a little upset the new Pfister isn't a vintage 911 but you can't always get what you want.

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>>144731439
2000 CDX Caravan, everything else is for poor plebs.

>>144731583
>another fucking Coquette
jesus fucking christ
>inb4 its a fucked Dubachee/Ocelot

I have $37 mil, can I get everything this update?

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>as soon as the update hits my DL speed turns to shit

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never ever ever.

Did we get weapon storage at all?

>>144731724
Good joke

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>>144731669
it's definitely a dewbauchee, that badge is 1:1 with the dewbauchee logo.

>>144731764
Gun locker in offices.

>>144731583
Could not get a worse angle?

Also Error 201.

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>>144729348
WHEN WHEN WHEN

>>144731764
yes we did
now fuck off
>>144731847
>implying it's my image

So, guide about what you can do with the new update when?

>>144731764
No one cares about that car, stop posting it retard. Download a single player mod for it.

>>144731724
You gonna need triple that.

>error 201

i'm gonna murder someone

stream for the dedgen plebs to envy over new content where?

>>144731887
once PC players can access online

>>144731953
I was literally just online.

SO WHATS NEW NIGGERS

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>>144731972
I think they meant for the people who own Social Club copies, who keep getting this error.

>>144731972
yeah i just launched after posting that
>>144731992
launch the game and look for yourself, dipshit.

>actual tracksuit bottoms

YES

FINALLY

THE SLAV IS REAL

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>>144731549
>>144731249

>Brickade can be taken down with 1 rocket

Seriously?

>>144732028
I own a social club copy. I was online before the update hit, and only just closed the game.

>>144732060
If I'm asking it means I can't play right now you cunt

>>144732114
is it pegasus?

No tacticool vests... Damn

Can you get the VIP body armor now?

>No Heist room
>No Garage
What a shitty office housing

>>144732095
Doesn't help. It's Rockstar's problem.

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>>144732095
Thanks for your useless image!

>>144732183
Nope.

B R A V O C U C K S T A R

>>144732150
Yeah, no bulletproof tires either it seems.

>>144732186
No new garage space or property slots?

>>144732235
What a joke. If they're not gonna do anything about it, the least they could do was leave the exploits alone.

>>144732201
>>144732226
RIP, I assumed it was failing because the update process was opening a new non-admin version of the launcher

>>144732276
nope. Warehouses are specifically for crates, btw

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Fuck.

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Okay so the large box magazines actually increase reload times for your assault rifles, SMGs and shotguns.
Only the Assault Rifle, Carbine Rifle, Heavy Shotgun (Finally it can compete with the Assault Shotgun), SMG, Special Carbine, PDW, Tec-9 and AK74u can accept the drum mags.

Enraged PS4 anon here with Blu-Ray problems. So after hours of tedious bullshit and dealing with a mentally retarded disc drive, I fucking deleted the game and logged in to my friend's account since he gameshares with me anyways and has the digital version of GTA, currently downloading as we speak.

Probably gonna take all fucking day to download but I don't give a shit, I'm never dealing with this disc shit ever again. I have no idea how my BD suddenly can't read discs when I've barely been using it..

>>144732338
This was the case in previous DLCs, this problem is something else.

Are the cars any good or can I skip out on this? Sounds underwhelming honestly.

>buy bullion for 18k
>it's worth 32k
>it'll probably cost me a few million to buy upgrades for my fleet to get it passed all the hydras

Fuck.

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>>144732438
Feel free to ask me if you wanna see something, if any of you guys are at work/uni and can't go online or your game won't start.

>>144732613
WHAT DOES THE SAFE FOR

>>144732638
It's literally just for looks, don't waste your money on it.

FMJ>REAPER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T20

BTFO

>>144732613
Well, I want to know how all the CEO shit works, so that might be too broad/too much. Is there a timer like VIP?

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where the fuck is the gun locker lmao

>Guys! Download it manually if your having any Error Codes like (201) Or something! Download theese two First Social Club then Launcher! It works much faster! I am currently loading GTA online on PC due to this manual fix. Just download this 2 .
>http://patches.rockstargames.com/prod/gtav/Launcher_EFIGS/GTA_V_Launcher_1_0_757_3.exe
>http://patches.rockstargames.com/prod/socialclub/Social-Club-v1.1.9.5-Setup.exe
>First the social club then the GTA launcher and your done
Taken from the Newswire

>>144732702

Proof mate

>>144732773
>Random comment
Not that it can really hurt, but I'll just wait. I've had this game fuck up for less bullshit.

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>>144732818

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Good morning /gtag/

new cars look dumb, except rumpo

>>144732868
It's also on reddit. I've had to do this when it launched on PC, but you're free to wait for them to fix their shit

>No Garage
>No Heist Planning Room
>Costs money to get a ride out of your office
>Warehouses cost money and aren't used for storing anything but mission crates
Great Job R*

>>144732715
I can't really help with that, sorry. I don't even know how the fuck you become a CEO, it ain't in the interaction menu like the VIP option is.
>>144732965
Stats are very rarely indicative of actual performance.

>>144732965
>Trusting the bars
lmao

>After the update, the game doesn't want to play at all
>after I get into the game the online doesn't want to work
It's the 360 update's all over again
>>144732983
Why does that man have pigtails?

>>144733039
>Expecting anything good
Shame on you

>>144733039
>All this horrifying bullshit
Update a shit.

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>>144732773
thanks, this got it going
>>144732868
it worked for me. I know i'm just a random comment, but this shit happens every patch. in fact, I usually end up fixing it by downloading the latest 'russian' version of social club, but that didn't work this time.

didn't have to install the social club launcher that he posted, just ran the patch file as admin and it went through.

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>>144733073
Look you can sit down

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>>144733040
>Stats are very rarely indicative of actual performance.

>>144733118
See, now that's worse.

>>144733118
>CEO proximity bonus
Literally copied VIP didn't they

>Release a bunch of new cars
>Release 4 new "apartments"
>I can pay 900 grand to put a bedroom in my office
>No garages

Suck my cock, Rockstar. I ain't got room for this shit.

>>144733028
>>144733091
Yeah, I don't think it won't work, I just don't exactly trust these unofficial fixes to not break something with a fragile game like GTAV that just breaks because you looked at it wrong.

Any difference between the office interiors or are they all the same?

so is there an advantage to the more expensive offices?

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>not even update +1 hour
>people are already shitty on everything
my
fucken
sides

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>rockstar will never have a social client this good
hate blizzard all you want, but this shit works flawless in keeping everything updated and running.

why can't social club be this good? didn't gta5 earn them a billion dollars? where is all the money going?

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1/2

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Comfy

>"dont cross the line"?

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>>144733534
2/2

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>>144733486
>they keep splitting up the playerbase of starcraft 2 with payed DLCs
i wish they would stop shitting on my RTS
age of empires is kill

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theres gin now

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>>144733543

>You can change poses in your chairs

>>144733039
what the fuck is wrong with you entitled morons, this sounds fucking awesome

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>now you can play video games while youre roleplaying in a video game

>>144733647
>drinking gin without tonic

0/10

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>>144733683

>>144733828
gin and juice

>>144733039
How much does the office cost?

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>All these new clothes
>All VIP stuff is buyable
I've waited for so long

>>144733881
At the very cheapest it is 1 million

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>>144733683

>>144733486
rockstar has this mentality where they insist on and reinventing the wheel and doing everything their own way rather than taking cues from companies that have been doing what they're trying to do for years

>>144733174
>tfw not black enough
>no feminine penis
>hair color not included in a rainbow
is it weird pham?

>>144731724
Probably

How do you buy a warehouse?

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>>144733946
>officefags will NEVER be as premium as yahtfags

>>144734042

After you buy your HQ, you log onto a computer and your assistant will show you the ones you can buy. They're expensive as fuck.

Also, the assistant can get your vehicle out of the impound for you. This is great.

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>>144734031
i could do with all of them minus a half dozen

>>144733771
Where is this?

Does anyone know the practical differences between offices, including something like this maybe?

>>144734156
>Also, the assistant can get your vehicle out of the impound for you. This is great.
Neato. I hated that bullshit.

>>144734042
>How do you buy a warehouse?
Buy an office, then use the in office computer

>>144733534
>>144733590
hmmm...
>>144733543
c:

>>144733486
i've always enjoyed blizzard's stuff like this. back in 2006/2007/2008 the WoW website was amazing, it probably still is, but they it worked so smoothly, it had character and atmosphere, they had things like screenshot of the day up there and neat stuff like that. And looking at that screenshot you've uploaded there, damn, it's gorgeous. Very immersive, clean, visually pleasing.

I play gw2 but man, anet is similar to rockstar, jackshit at making things comfy, reliable, useful, and just nice. The gw2 website is a crock of shit.

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>mrw turtlenecks

>>144734156
>Also, the assistant can get your vehicle out of the impound for you
Seriously? I jokingly said this would be possible a few hours ago. What are the odds

>>144732773
ty bb

>>144734156
How much are they, I don't want an office that costs too much for me to get a warehouse, then will I even be able to use it for anything?

>>144734202
4x the price of doing it yourself!

>>144734174
>posts anime
Who could have guessed that low test weebs don't like cars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTLVKOlF554
LMFAO

>>144734313
Cheapest one is 318k, holds 16,crates. Most expensive is over a million, holds 111 crates. The 3 sizes are 16, 42, 111. AFAIK, they're just storage for crates

>>144734329
Still under 1k, people have called other personal vehicles and crushed their impounded cars for full insurance price for ages just to circumvent the impound bs.

>>144734432
What the fuck are crates?

>>144734432
So is there an advantage to the better offices? Or anything cool about them besides bigger size?

>>144734498
Only possible advantage would be proximity to your apartment

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>>144734184
tv in ceo office

>>144734346
this wasn't very funny

so, can my money make me money now?

FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS THAT ARE ALREADY PLAYING REEEEEEE I HATE YOU STOP HAVING FUN

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>>144734735
Hahaha, no. You still need to grind!

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>>144734331
>don't like cars
are you retarded or terribly new?
half dozen is the number of choppers in game

>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>More unoriginal bullshit you have to pay extreme amounts of dosh for
>Features you have to spend on within said unoriginal bullshit
>Making a super somewhat comparable to the T20 and Osiris but for almost a million less, still nothing beating Banshee top speed though
>Can now buy Cargobob after 3 fucking years(Already own one from way back in the day)
>Literally Moneysink: The Update

GOD DAMNIT

IS ROCKSTAR GOING TO GIVE ANYTHING TO POORFAGS
>cheapest office without anythnig is a million

FUCK YOU

this shit is a grindfest

So the pc mustard race cant update???

>>144734878
get good cuck

>>144734878
>GOD DAMNIT

>IS ROCKSTAR GOING TO GIVE ANYTHING TO POORFAGS

NO, NOW BUY OUR VIRTUAL MONEYS!

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Post CEOs.

>>144735070
more like get shark cards goy

anyone else can't find their armory?

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>>144735015
kek

>>144735219
>321KB/sec

you feel it too don't you

>>144735219
>321.6kb/s
Hi, Australia. I look forward to your reply tomorrow when you get this on your snail internet.

>>144729964
>>144729923
HEY GUYS ITS OUT ON THE HACKER-FREE PS4 :)

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>>144734779

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>>144735213
Had this problem too, but found it. Its at the back, behind your computer. Click E on the left wall. Bank is on right wall.

>>144734878
why the fuck would they make their end-game update that literally revolves around being the top of the food chain in the city accessible to everyone you collosal retard
you're a bodyguard, now get working and maybe one day you'll be able to afford what the people who have been playing for more than a month can afford.

>>144735306
>>144735319
Just kill me now.

>>144734602
Can someone check and see how much they can sell their office for and tell me how much it cost originally?

>>144734878
Just run pacific standard like 3 times, there you go

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>>144735015
I'm updating right now.
So is my brother, hence the shitty speeds since it's splitting our shitty DSL bandwidth in half

>>144735219
>>144735358
mine is downloading at 269 kb/s ;_;

it's only at 70 percent :c

tfw...

>any MMO ever
>have to grind XP, gold possibly crafting mats
>take shitload of time
>any classic/true RPG
>have to grind XP, possibly gold
>modern online shooters
>have to grind XP to unlock shit
>GTA Online
>YAH I'M A MODDER, JOIN OUR MODDED LOBBY BRO LIKE FUCK GRINDING MAN, KEKSTAR CAN GO LIKE FACK THEMSELVES!
Is it because cheating is that stupidly easy? This game is played by the same 12 year olds like CoD or LoL, why is it that only in GTA community, you will get such sense of entitlement?

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52624/gta-online-further-adventures-in-finance-and-felony-now

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>choosing female assistant cost more than male assistant
maybe I'm lying, maybe I'm not

OKAY I NEED SOME HELP.

I ONLY HAVE 500k AND NEED ANOTHER 500k FOR THE OFFICE.

WHAT ARE THE BEST WAYS TO GET MONEY? I HAVENT PLAYED IN MONTHS AND MONTHS?

ANYTHING EXCEPT FUCKING HEISTS.

>>144735871
Ask Emerxte for monies

1-4 mill for an office. Gee wonder why nobody plays GTA when you have to grind retarded baby thug missions for 50 hours.

What do you even gain? What are the missions? Free roam shit?

>>144735870
Same price of $0

>>144735795
Because in two days you can download an exe that will give you unlimited money and all you have to do is double click it before launching gta and find that option in the cheats menu in game

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enus is nice

>>144735870
>lying on internet

>>144735942
THE LAST UPDATE REQUIRED TEN MIL TO EVEN PARTICIPATE

WHERE HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN

I HAVE ENOUGH FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE I SAVED AHAHAHAHAH

>>144735871
BUY
OUR
SHARK
CARDS

>>144735331
>HACKER-FREE
That's cute.

Doing that in the singleplayer would have been nice too.

thank you cuckstar

Is it fun?

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PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING GARBAGE CEO MODE FUCKING FUCK OFF WIT H YOUR TIME LIMITED CANT SOLO HYDRA REQUIRED POS GARBAGE!!!

>>144736046
*Met a hacker/hacked

pls play our game

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>>144735949
>your assistant is a 4chan janitor
wew

>>144736086
only if you have 2+ millions

>>144736110
You were 2 feet away from the door with the last package. You almost had it.

Video showing different offices when?

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>>144735717
Tfw download speed is slow but stable

>>144735992
pls give me more infos on that comfy lookin suv van. i need it

>>144735939
>>144736048
No seriously.

How the fuck can I make money without doing rooftop rumble 100x.

>have $90M from hax0r cheats long time ago
>decide to try all offices
>maze bank(the cheapest) is the nicest
ROCKSTAAAAAR

So, I can buy a ceo property, which will give me access to ceo jobs that I can only do in a public lobby. Unless it pays massive, it's pointless. People are just gonna continue to grind Sightseer in a private lobby to get 23-24 in 5 minutes instead of dealing with the inevitable explosive/cheating related death. The offices have NO garage space but, i can pay to put in a bed. Wat is the point? It's yacht 2.0, only now it's for less and on land, which makes it even dumber.

Glad I bought the cheapest small warehouse possible. Plan on only buying and selling when I'm in a small session or get lagged out.

>cargo is in a fucking rv
>pings you to literally everyone

why the fuck can't I just play this game with people I want but instead need to deal with this pub-shitting nonsense of insurgents and fighter jets

>>144735815
how do you customize your assistant?

>>144736202
we're gona get there soon anon...

>>144736115
A long ass time ago

Who hasn't

Hell its so easy to do it yourself, I didn't even get banned except one time

>>144736242
rumpo from southern auto
it's okay i guess.

>>144736295
I thought there weren't any differences.

>>144736171
didnt see a time limit caus pc monitor cover smy tv there

it's trash everyone

it only rewards try hard hhydra meme teams and its fucks the singleplayer colo without heavy equipment

bette roff doing vip still
it's basically VIP mode but you have to pay to start missions and you can loose everything if you fail too

i mean everything potentially you could loose all the stock form 5 huge warehouses

>>144736295
The offices look same? Ofc I didn't buy them all, but judging from the pics on the website, they do look same.

why are they charging me thousands to access Pegasus vehicles that I already own from my office /gtag/?

>>144736390
The view/location. For me, the 2.25 mil has the best location

>$170,000 to increase the speed of the Tugboat
>$90,000 for bulletproof tires on the Brickcade

Literally why

>>144736295
>maze bank
>cheapest

> come back to play the update
> broke

Well, guess I'm not playing.

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>>144736498
Yah. I think I'll get this one as well, considering it's right next to my appartment.

>>144736498
There's Maze Bank, in Del Perro for 1M, and Maze Bank Tower for 4M

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>>144736478
Do you really have to ask?

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Can I wear a black dress shirt with dinner jackets yet?

>>144736442
Well, here's hoping somebody will make a video of all the different views then.

>>144736652
Okay, stand in Del Perro by the apartment, and by the apartment with the stripe. There are your views

>>144736642
Since day one, you dipshit

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>complaining about money when someone literally offered free 60m yesterday

>>144735795
Because you're playing a game all based around doing whatever illegal things it takes to get to the top both from a status and financial standpoint. GTA is and has always been about getting to the top of the foodchain via whatever backdoor or shortcut you can find along the way. I mean for fuck's sake, we're playing a game literally named GRAND THEFT AUTO yet can't steal cars worth over 100k. The fuck kind of sense does that make in a game where stealing rare and exotic cars is an expectation?

GTA isn't the kind of game the MMO-style grind works in because of it's criminal background. Why follow the rules when you can take the GTA route and break the law to get what/where you want?

Not to mention R* doing everything in their power to make the game a grindfest from nerfing payouts to overpricing everything. They created this monster with their anti-player mindset and refusal to be transparent with the playerbase. The fact it's so easy to mod in this game is pathetic, nevermind all the glitches that get found in literally every update they release, this company is incompetent and doesn't deserve your money or effort. They're just milking the game until GTA VI anyways, it's just gonna be moneysinks and a couple new PvP modes every other month.

That's why. R* is a big-time developer yet they're fucking incompetent, entirely greedy, and arrogant. That's a recipe for disaster, fuck these guys.

>>144736727
Not the same mate.

>>144736730
I said black you fuckstick, not charcoal. Get your eyes checked.

Last time I bothered to try, the black dress shirt from valentines could not be worn with open jackets.

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this SLUT

>>144736737
>free* 60m yesterday
*coupled with a two week ban at minimum

This is truely awful. The Ceo jobs require an immense amount of cooperation and you are a giant target for everyone in the lobby. You can put money into your business, only to have it stolen or never recieve a return. It's public heists with failstates that rob you and aren't worth it. This game is not built for this.

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>TUGBOAT EXPLODES AFTER ONE RPG HIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
CUCLSTAR DID IT AGAIN!!!

>>144736845
Is it something you can do in an invite only session?

>>144736870
A rocket propelled grenade causes fatal damage to an unarmored boat. Very surprising...

>>144736968
No, public only. It prevents you from starting in closed lobbies.

>>144736870
>expecting a fucking tugboat to withstand a rocket propelled grenade
/pol/tards everyone

Is it bad that the reactions to just how badly R* fucked up YET AGAIN are way more gratifying than the actual content itself? I'm seriously just loling at R* based on everyone's reactions and I haven't even been able to play the fucking game since the patch yet.

>>144736968
PUBLIC ONLY. Ceo stuff is public only. You cannot access the computer in any other lobby type.

>>144737068
FUCK OFFF!!!!

>>144737068
welp

guess i'll get the cheapest office for the gun locker

>>144737068
Just wait for 'le everyone left' perhaps?

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>mfw I just spent $1.5M to change my weapon wheel
why couldn't they have added the gun storage option to apartments? I'm laughing at the obvious strongarm to get players into CEO.

>>144737243
>why couldn't they have added the gun storage option to apartments?
>I'm laughing at the obvious strongarm to get players into CEO.

These offices are the 2nd coming of yachts, only now there's no excuse for no garages. Fucking Cuntstar releases 6 cars and no more space. I can pay 900,456 bucks to put a bed in my office but, I can't install a garage? Do you want my money or not? Go fuck your dumbasses.

>>144736756
And you get the money ingame how? By going to work? No, you kill people and steal shit.

The price tag is there to keep certain prestige - just like any other game ever with some sort of progress system does.

But then there's this strong sense of entitlement (just like I mentioned and you only confirmed) combined with how easily you can get the cheat menu working.

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>>144736341
it depends on the office decor you choose

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>>144737068
SHEKELSTAR DID IT AGAIN!

>>144736841
Have any of you actually personally been banned from hackerbux? I've gotten 100m+ over the past few months and I haven't been banned yet.

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>30 minutes to download a 1gb update file
Just fucking kill me already.

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>still getting code 201

can you buy an office then upgrade it later on like you can with yachts?

>area around my warehouse is a constant war zone

Shit and I thought that would be nice and out the way.

>>144737474
It's been 3 hours and I've only managed to download 153Mb through my faulty router.

Suck it up, it can always be worse.

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>>144735142

>>144737356
>CEO garages in next update
>they share space with contraband cars that are basically mobile crates

>>144737437
>Doesn't show how they look with the different decors
Of course, nice Rockstar.

>>144737626
you can do it later and walk around preview in interaction menu in yoru office anon

>>144737526
Yes

>>144737701
Does it cost more? Or is it better to just buy the cheapest shit initially, and look what everything looks like later?

>>144737224

Just happened to me, perfect timing.

>>144737626
It does? Go to the front desk and check out how they change. I think theres like 4 categories e.g. Old Spice, Broker

>>144737756
I meant when you're buying it initially.

>>144735795
>any classic/true RPG

actually good rpgs have minimal grinding

>>144737398
Because the whole idea of 'prestige' in a GTA game is fucking retarded. It'd be different if R* hadn't overpriced shit or made missions pay a decent amount based on prices or at the very least increase payouts as you level higher and higher. As it is, it's fucking retarded you basically have all you need at 120(Hurrr muh extra armor slots at 135) yet the cap is at 8000.

The entitlement comes from R* being absolute shit at managing this game despite getting double the dollarydoo's out of me than normal. I bought the game fucking twice, PS3 and PS4, never bought a Shark Card and have tons of hours logged in. I'll be damned if I'm gonna play the same bullshit over and over when I can just glitch for a day, get all the money I need and enjoy myself the rest of the time. Fuck that shit, I don't play GTA to grind, if I wanted an MMO grind, I'd play a proper MMO, not an open-world 3rd person sandbox game about being a criminal.

>>144733548
multiplayer snake

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>Still no eyepatches added in
>Still no fix for being unable to equip crew emblem on back of jacket

>Murrieta Hights and Greenwich Parkway T20s only sell for 660k
>Unit 2 T20s sell for 1.32m
What

>>144738019
>Still autistic

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ERROR 201 PLS HAVE A SEAT

>Brickade blows up to one explosive
Man, this thing is just a giant rolling target. What a waste of money.

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>Have to pay 1M+ dollarydoo's for an actual weapons locker
>Paying an absurd amount of in-game currency to fix a poorly designed aspect of the game
Cuckstar gonna cuck

is there any way to guarantee you'll be put alone in a public session?

>>144738378
you must suck your own dick and you'll be alone forever

someone give me money pls