/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

First for 6th property

>>144659960
2nd for hanging out with comfy gtag fags around Sandy Shores after killing some shitters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM

What are you non-cheaters doing to make some cash before the update? I need some more ideas, only have 2.5 million right now

What part of tomorrow's update are you most hype for? Keep in mind that the trailer probably kept a lot of things hidden or vague

>>144660447
Making shit tons of money, owning a criminal empire, fast cars, just general drug lord things

>>144659960
>making the thread this early
>shitty OP
I am upset.

>>144660446
>>144660446
You have literally had an entire month warning for this update. At best you might be able to hit 3 million grinding missions and VIP work

You did this to yourself

>>144660447
BIG TRUCK
LIFTED OFFROAD VANS

>>144660749
the most money I've ever had was 1.5 million anyway. I'm proud of what I've made in the past week, which is around 1.5 million.

>>144660447
I will cum my pants if we can actually use that gun cabinet to store our guns

I know we want, but it's fun to dream.

More realistically, I'm anxious to see just what our warehouses can hold. Something tells me it's more than just goods

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I hated the fact that there was only Strongly dis/agree, and dis/agree, simply because so many questions had so many situational differences within them.

Though I'm a little more southwest than I thought I'd be. I normally am closer to being a true centrist. I guess the fact that I hate shit like the NSA bumped me down

Oh, and the Albany Alpha(AF)

>>144660858
>/gtag/ finally gets a moddable Rumpo
>only 700k to transform at Benny's :^)

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>>144661769
>modifiable Rumpo
>no other modifiable vans
I would be so upset. We need a van update.

What's the best bike for flips

>>144662062
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Carbon_RS

>>144662062
Ruffian

>>144662062
Ruffian
>>144662128
Stop this bad meme

>>144661994
youga, moonbeam, minivan, gang burrito, surfervan and slamvan... no we dont.


Anything else would be better.

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>>144662379
Until we have something like pic related, go fuck yourself.

>>144661994
Well, the Gang Burrito has a few mods, but dat retarded wheelbase

Anywho, 700k to upgrade at Benny's, or 750k to purchase outright. They will get us either way

>>144661046
i don't like the idea of what should be a basic feature being locked behind what's most likely gonna be an expensive property

all we really need is an interaction menu item that allows to hide weapons from the weapon wheel just like how you can hide jobs from the map

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>>144662062
All bikes flip at the same rate

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I live in hope but expect disappointment

>>144662440
>>144662440
That is no more a van than the donk is a muscle car.

>>144662578

It's true, the best thing about the Daemon is that kick start.

>>144662510
It's a way to encourage people to buy them.

Warehouses can't be that expensive, notably less than the lowest yacht I'd assume. 4 mil would be the absolute max I can see

>>144662954
I'd like to strangle the shit out of you.

BIG DOG.
BIG NUTS.

>>144662925
This type of thing seems to fit better with the stunt update

>>144662925
Fuck off Kaz

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>>144663108

>>144662925
Is this kaz anymore? or just Aurora

Either way, you're both ugly sluts

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I'M NOT THE FUCKING AUDI POSTER

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>>144663581
>>144663252
>Thinking Kaz has taste this good
It was never Kaz

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>>144664367
>>144664378

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>>144664578
Smells like a craftypost

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>>144664997
Nope

>>144664578
>>144664997
>>144665202
keep this shitty fps in your containment general you blizzdrone cunts

So as a new player to GTAO, what should i focus on first? getting my RP up, making money, or having fun?

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>>144665202
b-but only crafty is allowed to post that landwhale

>>144662578
>Hates the Blista compact
discarded

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>>144664578
I'll never heal you again

>>144665434

all 3. what level are you? the more money and the higher level you are, generally the more fun the game is.

I want to cum with kaz

>>144665434
Getting your RP up will typically also result in getting money, and a higher rank means more fun with access to more toys.

>>144665847
>the more money

Nope, this is where game gets boring. You have to spend 100m on a car you will enjoy for 5 minutes and then forget about it.

So me and my bro bumped into a pair of hackers today who got butthurt because we were on their yacht. Once one of them left, we bullied the other into leaving - what's up with shitters relying on stickies and the armoured karuma?

Anyway, who thinks that we'll be able to purchase that casino and use it as a front for some saucy, illicit, activities from tomorrow?

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>>144662989
Considering this image, Im gonna go with warehouses being a temp purchase that simply closes up after the VIP expiration. It's gonna be the office that's expensive and probably permanent.

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Are these turtle necks purchasable?

>>144666505
haha look at this fag wanting fun in his video games

>>144665847
Only 7 at the moment. I bought GTA along with the 1.25 mil card during the sale this past week, so i had a bit to get me a decent apartment/10 car garage and a decent car though.

>>144666627
>Playing Barbie Dressup Adventure
>fun

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SERENITY NOW

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>>144666683
>he doesn't play barbie dressup adventure

I bet you also don't like sucking dicks fagggot

>>144666945
>I bet you also don't like sucking dicks fagggot
That's... that's not possible, is it?

>>144667430
FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT

>>144667430
Crafty, why did Aida drive you off GTAV?

Hakumai when

>>144667626
Because it wasn't Aida that drove me away, it was a lack of contentand a lack of Nessi

I'm not done with GTAO, though. Not by a long shot.

>>144667890
I want at least one car with pop-up headlights and the Hakumai would be the best choice desu
Why is it allowed that the only car with a unique headlight animation is the Dukes?

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>>144668137
>I'm not done with GTAO, though. Not by a long shot.

Nullprophet

>>144668279
No fags today.

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>>144668137
>crafty is coming back

my elbow hurts as fuck, my guys.

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>>144668137
miss you crafty <7

>>144668693
>fatower owns an armored memeruma
Ahaha kill yourself you worthless tranny

>>144668693

I want to choke you to death

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the main thing i hate about gtag is after watching one, ONE mrbossftw video i keep getting this shit in my reccomendations

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>>144668472

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is this the right crew on the ps4 guys?

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>>144668137
Yay

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>>144668804
>>144668838
You really don't own one?

>>144669194
Yup, the other has randos let in by its "open crew" status.

>>144669439
No I fucking don't, because I'm not a mentally ill + retarded and obese coalburner tranny.
Now fuck off and die.

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>>144669439

>>144669439

Not the armored kuruma, I just really want to choke you so I never have to hear your voice in freeroam again.

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>>144669439
Fucking dog ugly

>>144669862
Does peesea not have a mute option.

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This typically indicates Midnight CST release. 6 hours 45 mins roughly

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>>144670553

gib monies

>>144669712
alright thanks! if anyone here wants to add me on PSN I'm WigOutAtJagbags

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>>144670553
>might actually be awake for an update release for the first time since like E&OC
nice

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>>144671084
>PSN

>>144670553
No. It will release in about 11 hours same as every other update

>>144671321
pls no bully

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>>144669820
Anon, what's wrong with the armored kuruma?

>>144669862
Sure you aren't interested in a little autoeroticaspyhxiation?

>>144670267
>>144669838
lol please I know i'm hot.

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>>144671321
>playing on hacker-filled last-gen and PC

TOP FUCKING KEK

>TFW you'll be at work when the update hits and too tired after work to hop on and enjoy it with everyone.

>>144671406
>Anon, what's wrong with the armored kuruma?
It makes most missions way too easy and not fun if used incorrectly (i.e. most ways). Shitters drive it as well.
I'd say not owning it is stupid though, considering it's useful if you want to grind or something.

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RIP Kaz, you are in our hearts

>>144671824
what'd you do

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>>144671397
>>144671575

>>144671879
I did nothing. Kaz got a 20 year ban.

>>144671968
what did he do?

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>>144671084
LOL

>PSN

My condolences for whatever head injury lead to your purchase.

>>144671824
>inb4 annie gets banned

>>144672078
Used a menu at some point, presumably.

>>144672264
>presumably
heh

>>144670553
It won't be that early

>>144672190
good riddance when that happens

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>>144672581
>LOL!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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>>144672581

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>>144672581
Nice job posting worst Kei-on faggot.

>>144672581
autism

>>144672581
>haha you play on consoles
>w-well the game sucks on any platform!!!
that backpedaling

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>>144671824
>>144671968

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I'm superior to all of you simply because I've owned GTA V twice, without paying a single cent for either copy. Would be three times, but I'm far too lazy to download steam again after they tried to scam me of 2500 dollars

>>144672893
>meme evans

>>>/tv/

>>144672771
the game is ass, but we put up with it like any other mindless grindfest, all because you play it at a higher framerate doesn't make it less shit

>>144673220
>all because you play it at a higher framerate doesn't make it less shit
lol yes it literally does

>>144672190
Annie actually has contributed nothing to the crew but MUH AUTISTIC DORITO GAEM MODES that are so fucking pointless and biased that they might as well not do them entirely and just drop a shitload of money on themselves.

So yes, Annie deserves it more.
But it likely won't happen because there's no justice in the world.

>>144673291
it literally doesn't it's the same game with the same shit problems

>>144660446
Semi-cheater here, what has happened since a year ago?
I cheated to make money, not to be an asshole against others, you make take that as you want.

Cheats that don't ruin the game for others IMO have no negative impact on the gameplay, more than anything it makes low $$$ players want to play even more.

>>144673426
without the problem of unplayably bad framerates and less need for grinding because of hackerbux actually

>>144672581
Assuming others are in the worst possible situation is a cheap way to improve your self esteem.

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>>144673025
>/tv/
>Not even knowing that its first appearance was on /co/

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who /landbarge/ here
>tfw my shitty res makes even 8x MSAA look like garbage

>>144673621
Your right that it doesn't hurt gameplay, but it does "hurt" Rockstar's massive amount of income. They turned cash into a premium item, and are more likely to swing the banhammer your way for giving money than for being an asshole.

>>144673426
Any game where you shoot moving targets is improved by framerates above 30, unless the game is aiming for you.

Who /pigalle/ here?

>>144674541
*pats* i hope ur cute and comfy, anon

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>>144674107
Are you sure your MSAA is actually working at all? Because that look like no AA.

>kaz banned
>horris banned

all menyoo users fucked then?

I haven't played in a long time but I'm interested in the update.

Will I need a lot of money to enjoy it?

I give the update a week before everyone is bored of it

>>144674249
It didn't ask my question or you mean they made it even harder than it was before to gain some legit cash?

Last time I cheated was on PS3 though... I think.
I can't remember the last time I managed to find a good cash cheat part from the selling Bugaddi gayron lookalike glitch.

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>>144671575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
>>144675059
I'll get on and check. I haven't used it for a while, so I hope I'm fine.

>>144675108
Just like VIP?

>>144675067
Of course. The DLCs are just being released now as a money sponge to drive Shark Cards.

Rockstar knows everyone has given up on the game and they're just trying to milk it now.

>>144675269
People have been doing VIP stuff pretty consistently for a while. I think it's been the best DLC so far.

>>144675108
I think the problem is it's not going to live up to the hype the trailer gives off. People will think they are going to make bank as a CEO when in reality it will be like 40k

>>144662578
>Akuma worst handling
Er... What?

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>>144674541
I've had this since my first month online and I still drive it daily
>>144674674
Think it's the reflection quality that's fucking it up possibly
But still being stuck with a 720p monitor doesn't help
>>144675108
>tfw still not bored of E&OC
Feels good spacing out my enjoyment of stuff rather than just buying everything the moment it's released and saying I'm done with the update

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>>144674107

any reason to start playing again? I havnt gone on since heists released.

>>144675738
No

>>144675693
Don't reply to my posts, lardass.

>>144675738
No. There's a miniscule chance the update won't be shit, but even then you'll need at least $20,000,000 to enjoy it.

What is this update all about, like once you've got offices and warehouses do you do missions, like you do for contacts, for these properties, ie drugs, contraband, protection etc, or is it all human v human, organisation v organisation death match like things?

>>144676073
Probably just more VIP Work and VIP vs VIP stuff

I hope it's not PvE though because headshotting NPCs that stand still while firing can only get so interesting.

>>144676073
There will probably be 5 shallow low paying co-op jobs then everything else is shitty free roam stuff like the whole VIP thing

>>144676073
Why the fuck do you assume literally anyone knows? We know as much as you fucking do, look at the goddamn newswire and find out about the update yourself. Until a Rockstar dev comes down from his high throne and blesses us with exclusive information you're not gonna learn anything about the update here that you wouldn't anywhere else.

I just recieved my first hacked money ever, a bit more than one million. Am I fucked?

>>144676439
no

>>144672771
>>144672762
>>144672748
>>144672719
>>144672718

>no skids
That alone makes it worthwhile
>more actual players than pc
>console gtag doesnt have safespace comfycunts
>level playing field for hardware
>you play on pc
All just gravy

So considering people are getting banned, does that mean the wave is over?

Can I safely get hacker bux now?

>>144677034
pretty easy for console gtag to not have any comfyfags when you have like, 3 people in the crew active ever ROFLMAO

>>144677130
>does that mean the wave is over?
No. It's only just begun

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>>144675475

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tfw some random nigger drops cash the day before the update

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hype?

>>144677430
fuck off ezek

>>144677280
The great shitstorm of our time?

>>144661149
nice. cool. wow.

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magic butt

>>144677242
>this delusional about console gtag
Theres a reason pc gtag has a high turn over rate for 'literal whos', they realise the PC community is toxic.

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>>144677130
>>144677280
>>144677638
prepare your anguses

>>144677920
toxic......... damn.................. guess ill go buy a ps4 and join you there, faggot..............

>>144677638
Nigga this happens every single major update.
Enjoy the two weeks without scriptshits.

>>144678183
>ellipsis
the least comfy thing since your T20 Sleeper

When you've joined a crew, is there a way to enter a server just for other members? I joined gtag but nothing seems to have changed other than the tag next to my name

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What the best radio station and why is it blue ark

>>144677034
>no skids
Instead you have the most exploitive cunts I've ever encountered
>glitched outfits for invisibility
>glitched underground for indiscriminate sniping
>macros for taking snapshots between infinite combat rolls
>macros for armour/snack spam

You'd think you'd encounter the last two more on PC but no, console community is well into stage 4 malignancy

>>144678769
>Join Crew members
or
>Online > Crew > Find someone on and join them

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>>144678772
nobody move nobody get hurt is a great song but yellowman is a creepy motherfucker though i guess he can't really help it

>>144660446
I still have a few osiris bonds to cash in.

>>144678989
>gets told he has three years to live
>is still kicking it for 36 years
What a badass

>>144678183
You wont be able to deal with the fun we have when we TRIGGER WARNING kill each other /TRIGGER WARNING

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>try the double rp playlist
>it's an adversary mode for the first game
>8/8
>players vary from level 20's to 400's
>match starts
>one player leaves because it's not that fun
>suddenly uneven teams for the next round
>more people leave
>eventually left with 3 people
>mfw

i swear every time i try an adversary mode everyone just decides to fuck off before the mode can even be finished. i get that some teams can get fucked by the balancing (im a level 198 and i've been paired with low 20's who don't know what the fuck they're doing) but should there be stricter penalties for leaving?

>>144678891
Yeah, because the exploitative cunts on PC can just mod in whatever the fuck, invisible bodies do still take damage, shit as they are to fight, glitched underground is available on every platform. infinite combat rolls got patched out, not seen mid combat snacking in months, i pvp a lot

I played both ps4 and pc gta, all I can say is there's a reason PC players are constantly trying to argue that their versions better, it's absolutely shit, full of autistic faggots
The sort of deluded people who built a gaming PC 6 years ago and thinks this is some massive achievement to constantly remind people about, it's insufferable

PS4 is undeniably the most comfy, superior version

>>144680746
Your face is a Sultan RS?

>>144680831
>infinite combat rolls got patched out
They must have been much worse because they're still pretty bad.

Major thing is, you get around 1-2 skids in a PC session, meanwhile literally every other player I encounter on consoles is abusing some form of exploit. I play on my friends' consoles on occasion and it's steadily gotten worse.

>It's a go over/around Mt. Chiliad 3 times in a row starting from Los Santos episode of Sightseer

Fuck my life

P.S Anyone have a Cognoscenti Cabrio? I've been thinking about getting one

>>144681135
>>>/v/

>>144681135
holy fuck you are an annoying faggot

>>144682368
holy fuck you are an annoying faggot

>>144679613
>Osiris bonds
Wait is the stock market working

>>144682195
>Cognoscenti Cabrio
They're okay. Roughly on-par with the Zion/Tailgater for performance.

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>tfw not banned anymore
>tfw sitting on 12 million
>tfw not rostered on for work today

Sure does feel good knowing that a disappointing update is only just around the corner and I'm somwhat ready for it

>>144682520
holy fuck you are an annoying faggot

>>144682653
>>144682520
>>144682368
Wow you're a bunch of annoying faggots

>>144682319
why would I go to /v/ when this is the exact same board just for generals?

>>144682368
and you're one of the biggest faggots of the lot, but you have fun on your ebic gaymen PC hiding away from the normies with the rest of the autism clan, enjoy carpal tunnel syndrome you lonely fuck
also, holy fuck are you an annoying faggot

hangin out... down the street... the same old thin... we did last week... not a thing t odo..... talk to you.... we're all right. we're alll a right.
hello wilmscos

THEY'REFUCKINGWITHMESUBLIMINALLY
THEY'REFUCKINGWITHMESUBLIMINALLY
THEY'REFUCKINGWITHMESUBLIMINALLY
THEY'REFUCKINGWITHME
SU
BLIM
IN
ALL
Y

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>>144682629
You look like my character if he subsisted on vienna sausages and sterno.

>>144662238
>I didn't buy the game twice
It's the best bike for tricks. It's pretty fast too.

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>>144680746
i will never understand why this game has such dead lobbies for gamemodes, freeroam is fucking shit

also rip kaz

Everyone here is an annoying faggot.

>>144682591
>he doesn't know

it was the only way to keep most of your money if rockstar gave the banhammer for cheating

>>144673292
she got people to actually leave freeroam.

>>144682629
>>144678989

>>144682187
Not sure what you've seen, it used to be they would never get up out of their sonic roll, I've not seen anyone with anything remotely near that in months, then again rolling is more the auto aim meta

>>144671824
>menu shitter gets banned

good fucking riddance.

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>>144682591
Fill garage with Osiris. Get temp banned. Sell cars when unbanned.

>>144683446
...unless you count banning them for 20 years.

>>144683403
everybody gets the fucking carbon rs free you dumbass
all of the special edition shit (khamelion, hotknife, carbon rs, KSG) is given out for everyone, at least on PC.
>>144683446
FUCK off EZEk I swear to CHRIST if you show your face again i will eat your whole fucking ass

>>144682629
Is that motherfucking Languagez?

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>>144683880

>>144684636
ALL MENU USERS BANNED FROM GTA WHEN???

>>144684636
Kaz really is Blater after all

>>144684696
>90% of the crew gone

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>>144684453
yes

I haven't been able to finish a single heist in a whole week playing with randoms
I wish I didn't buy an xbox so I could use a mic and join a crew

>>144684840
a necessary sacrifice.

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>>144684840
>tranny patrol no more
>autists kicked out of management
>comfy can do their own thing without persecution
>thread empties of attentionwhoring

It's too happy, Rockstar won't let us be happy.

>>144685126
Alright, Flynn/Higgus/Freemooz

mad4cock here, anyone wanna do a heist?

>>144684937
They don't have mics on Xbox? At least all PS4s came with one, even if that did mean all the spics and slavs have them as well

>>144685856
yeah invite Higgly Piggly

>We'll finally own a business and generate money passively
>no we wont
>we'll still have to farm 12k/mission jobs

Fuck this game.

>>144685126
>shit players gone
>autistic hypocritical management gone
>no more attention whores
>no more discord drama
>people who actually want to play the game like money thirsty criminals are left.

bliss.

>>144685934
I got mine used because I'm a poorfag. I didn't do any research and figured any mic work work for it. Microsoft is very jewish

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who else makes screenshots of these loading screens to use as wallpaper or something?

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So uh,

When do we remove null?

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>>144685936

>>144683656
Roll, fire for 1/5 of a second, roll, fire again, repeat. The endless rolling is annoying, but you can still shoot them, the irritating part is their perfect aim the instant they're out of roll; basically means I'm struggling with what's effectively free aim to him them while they chip damage me to death.

>>144686207
shut up sub.

>>144669194
>"qt has officially left so everybody has decided to start up a new crew without any trannies."
>mfw the tranny is back
>mfw the tranny was let back in the crew
>mfw the tranny demanded AND it was immediately promoted to liutenant

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>>144662451
The wheelbase is the best thing about the Gang Burrito, It looks like a classic Mini

>>144683887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvJ7yW7Y3RY

>>144671824
>people actually believe Horris and Kaz got banned and that this isn't a big ruse

>>144687013
He was online like an hour ago

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>>144671084
Gotcha, ignore the memes.

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>>144686207
After we remove ezek

>>144687456
Catower just needs to take his virginity

>>144686065
You must be some amazing kind of retard if you think shit like Annie and Emertxe menu. They don't and they're absolute cancer.

Ban from crew when.

>>144688149
Emertxe openly admits to using one

>>144688149
What's so bad about Annie/Null really?

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A random puchi appears and wants to be part of gta universe

>>144688149
at least they leave freeroam to do something other than sit on rooftops all day, and flood text chat about their virtual engine sounds/ half- assed humor attempts.

>>144688646
>at least
Nigga, you stupid. They are the worst shit ever and do worse half-assed humour and talk non-stop about "MUH 144FPS" and retarded shit like that.

>>144688403
nothing other than the fact they broke anonymity.

>>144686617
they're probably using faa and relying on that split second of lock on to get a cheap headshot desu, i see that quite often, usually with a bp helmet to counter anyone trying to do that to them too
>>144686806
iirc he demanded nothing, either he was invited to that level or promoted because of prominence in general

>>144684937
iktf man, I'm on xbox too and I haven't bothered trying to finish my Prison Break heist in like 3 months

what bothers me is that I'll join a randoms setup that I'm stuck on and it gets done in 3 tries tops , like why do I get shitty randoms?

Has anyone got some pictures of higgus' face in that weird yellow suit, need some for some autistic oc I'm working on

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>>144689470
Don't talk to me or my son again

>>144688897
I agree that it's cringe inducing, but so is every higher ups sense of humor in this general.

Either get over it, or get out. You don't have to be here. You don't have to post in this general, and you don't have to be in this crew.

>>144689680
Neither do them. Your point is let the cancer be?

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>>144689470
i have this, you can clearly see his stupid face

disregard the other 2 qts in the picture

>>144689835
But you are the cancer, what kind of dickhead spends their evening complaining about dumbshit on the internet? Yet you fill threads with it.

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>>144688508
Take it with you and get out

>>144689835
The vocal portion of this crew have and will always be cancer.

Adapt a tolerance, ,a filter or leave.

I honestly won't be happy with gtag until all the skidding is gone completely, and the people doing so are gone completely.

with any luck the cancer will implode, and the crew will fall apart again and be rebuilt from the ground up again.

>>144690371
Annie/Null and Emertxe fill threads with their circlejerking. Are you that blind that you don't see it, brosef?

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>>144689318
If I knew it was this easy to be promoted I would have asked a long time ago.

>>144690662
Blater left Aurora for Qt yet?

>>144690662
Why does anyone here give a shit about ranks?

>>144690470
>Vocal portion actually has made things change for the better
>Vocal portion will always be cancer

Fuck you too senpai

>>144690946
muh extra bar to my name to show how much dick I sucked.

>>144690798
Aurora is with Snap now.

>>144690946
The last couple of promotions were handed out to a few morons. People don't give a fuck about ranks, they give a fuck about retards being promoted.

>>144690662
huh, guess he did ask, well no idea, ranks dont really make much of a difference besides comm/leader anyway, but if you're wanting that promotion ask aswell then

>>144691081
Just updated the crew message to reflect this - a luxury only available to us elite few.

>>144691217
>they give a fuck about retards being promoted
Why? If you get promoted to vice junior ball fondle on a video game clan, you still have zero impact on other retards' lives.

>>144691095
I thought Aurora was with Kaz?

>>144691489
Aurora is with me now

>>144691998
Aurora x Anon confirmed.

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wow no sleepers, shit thread

Burger x m0ax

>>144692269
>vacca
>sleeper
lmao

So is this update going to be any good or no

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>>144692269

ok

Snap x your waifu

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>>144691095

did kaz really get banned?

Yo is there any way to turn off Gang Attacks? They're so damn obnoxious

>>144692936
It won't be as good as you think it'll be

2bh i just hope there's gonna be shit you can do in invite only sessions alone/without shitters but knowing cuckstar and how much they push pvp with adversary modes and stuff like that it prolly won't be the case

>>144693182
no, it is an elaborate ruse to hack into Cuckstar's servers

>>144693215
Yeah, the whole "mess with other companies deals" part has me thinking it might be more PvP oriented than I like it. Not to mention the stupidly high entry cost that it will likely have. My money is on it being at least 8mil, just to keep those $100 shark cards rolling in

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>tfw Joac logs off before you can say good night

>>144684636
As if it matters. Blater will simply give Kaz a code for GTA V and Kaz will continue playing.

Heres your reply, faggot.

>>144693884
>the only way to have fun in a gta game mode is to pay real money
What a time to be alive

>>144694030
Good night Maiknamaik =)

Didn't mean to leave that quickly.

>>144694341
>no blater suggerdaddy

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>tfw nobody wants to do heists with you

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>>144694960
one of the many perks of being part of the discord circlejerk

>>144692603
Joke from the last general making fun of Comfy, ignore it.

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>>144668137
>I'm not done with GTAO, though. Not by a long shot.

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Finished emblem and published.
Thoughts/Comments?

>>144697225
Enjoy that clear background not working

>>144697225
shit
take notes from higgus

>>144697225
the T is literally a pixel too high

:^)

>>144697285
I know transparent backgrounds are bricked, R* claim they're fixing it so might work with the new update.

>>144697381
Higgus pls go

>>144697394
I thought it might be the curves on the G and A creating optical illusions, and of course the fucking emblem creator doesn't have a zoom or fullscreen mode so I'm trying to work through a pinhole in my browser. Shoved it down a pixel.

How long until update?

>>144697762
30 minutes

>>144697756
literally not higgus
his clover emblem was really good

>>144697762
it comes out at midnight. 4 hours left

>>144698272
>4 hours
>It's 11:15 PM
So it comes out at 3 AM Civilized Standard Time

>>144698409
East coast pls

>>144698409
>It's 11:15 PM
it's 00:18 in a civilized part of the world

>>144698641
12 people live on PEI

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Post cars you want in this game

>>144698681
>PEI
>civilized
pick uno

>>144697762
>>144697837
>>144698272
>>144698409
>>144698575
>>144698641
>>144698681
>>144698853
Updates drop at 10am GMT you cucks

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>>144698826
We need a powerful station wagon.

>>144699002
Nobody cares about Muslim Standard Time

>>144699002
>gay mansex time ever being relevant

>>144699042
but the rooooooooooooooosevelt is already in the game

>>144699454
the roosevulva is a joke

>>144699530
You shut your fucking mouth

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>>144699454
>>144699530
the dragula is the best car

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>>144699610
fight me, wanker!

>>144699530
your body is like a car, and your mind is the battery, the car is perfectly fine, but when you try and start it

ZUZUZUZUZU

ZUZUZUZU

the car won't start because the battery is dead, your mind is dead, and you are dead wrong

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I'm honestly shocked R* hasn't made a character some eccentric billionaire that tries to live out superhero fantasies, complete with his own hero-mobile of short

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>>144699839
Yeah, me too.

UPDATE DOWNLOADING NOW

GET HYPE
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>>144700554
Yeah, but he's a cartoon character. I'm talking more about that guy who would play Batman and visit sick kids and shit.

That guy also died changing his tire on the side of a highway, but you get the point

>>144700650
Nice try but it won't be live for another 30 minutes

>>144700796
>PCucks have to wait
PS4 Proving once again, that it is superior

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Hug box session

>>144701209
you are not fooling anyone, glocker32

update when?

>>144701785
about 2 hours

>>144701209
>nobodies and null
no thanks

>1.5mil for lifted Rumpp

JUST

>I'm crew muscle
Man, I've been working really hard bringing down our crew's reputation. I should at the very least be a commissioner

>>144701981
request denied

>>144702096
>>144702096
Man, I've been crewkilling for the whole 2 hours I've been here!

>>144702186
i'm not even in the crew

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GIVING FREE DOSH

Add me on SC or throw me a message on Discord if you want in. Must have at least 1m first though, otherwise I can't do anything for you.

FULL DISCLAIMER:

If you get banned it's not my fault, but historically this method hasn't gotten anyone banned. I've already given out roughly 500m to GTAG, so hopefully nobody gets b&

>>144702346
You too, deserve to be a commish

>>144702550
Just submitted a report to R* cheater scum

Anyone got prices on the supers? Also its midnight on east coast. Who central standard here.

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>Solo Exec search

>>144701354
what do you mean by this

>>144702831
>52mil
Not even trying to hide the fact your a menushitter might as well go all the way and level to 8000

>>144702948
poorfag you jelly?

>>144701859
i think i would rather be nobody than a namefag

>>144702948
Jokes on you I've had that money before christmas
I haven't touched menus since then

>>144694960
>blater incapable of having more than one friend at a time
>hangs out with one person exclusively for a few weeks at a time

Get in line.

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>>144674541
tfw late to post this

don't want to start a thread on /v/ about it so I'll ask here:
I have a very capable PC and GTAIV's still stuttering. I've done all the nomemrestrict stuff. Is there a certain guide out there to fix performance or am I fated to never play GTAIV at a decent fps

>>144703710
gta iv is dead. they stopped fixing it and windows updates broke it badly.