rip in peace edition
>Preliminary notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previous thread: >>144608282
first for hilibrand
xth for catboys
>>144642970
#bringbackamal
do you gays want to play ffxiv themed town of salem yet
dibs dabs kits kats
It is currently day 1 of Lewd Week.
You have 7 more days to be as lewd as possible.
>>144643097
HEHEHAHHAH SO FUNNY
FETCH FETCH MORE SHIT
LOOL CROSS-DRESSERS SO ZANY
MANDER~ MANDER~ MANDERVILLE MAN~!!!
SO FUCKING FUNNY
>>144643228
can we play regular themed town of salem instead
I want to make Megu my breeding pet!
>>144643283
but naka bp is ok
I miss Marsy
xth for I WANT A HOUSE
>>144643394
please stop i laugh uncontrollably every time i see this
>>144643383
he killed himself
not even jk, check his profile
>>144643394
Is there a full picture to this? or just this face?
>>144643562
Yes but you probably don't want to see it
Who cactuar here?
>>144643687
of course I do.
>>144643394
who is this again?
>>144643706
Used to be.
>>144643758
it's just the rest of his face instead of the crop of the center of it
>>144643762
ririten yuyuten aka aether armitage
>>144643706
>cucktaur
>>144643412
I hope my FC can secure the one we want. :(
>>144643970
I want one in the goblet so I hope everyone else fucks right off to the other housing areas and give me peace with my dry sandy town.
>>144643762
admin of xivg discord
>>144643394
Join. Da Discowd.
No. Dwama. No Backstabbing.
Join. Safespace. The Hugbox.
Highlanders
>>144644123
Which plot you got your eye on brah? Or are you just grabbing any you can get your hands on?
>>144644261
midlanders are better
pi not related
>>144643970
>>144643412
You wont be able to invite newbies in your house if you get one from ishgard, thats what i tell myself since i wasted 9M for a LB small house and could have wasted only half of this on an ishgardian house instead ;_;
This waiting is killing me anon,
What are you up to today?
>>144644298
24 or 23 would be fantastic. I could also live with 27 or 22. How about you?
Hey guys is there something we can all do together meanwhile
>tank roulette
>I'm a Tia (didn't know what it meant when I made my character, just clicked random name)
>3 catgirls
>1 in slutmog and erp search comment starts pseudo rping
>bullies me for being a beta cat
>the other two go "lol"
>says stuff like "you can't pull larger groups? As expected from a Tia"
>anxiety kicks in
>they ask why did I stop moving
>having anxiety attack
>they start doing random emotes at me the slutmog one spamming laugh and pose
>turn off pc
I guess I have the autisms. Fuck catgirls and balmung in general.
Mado really needs to die.
What a fucking pathetic piece of shit, Jesus Christ. Has there ever been a more disgusting and hypocritical person?
>doesn't play
>still posts his shitty highlander in the thread, for the past several months
lol
>>144644351
Ishgard housing would be nice but I like goblet a lot too so I dont mind getting a house now, if I can. If I cant I will save up more gil via crafting and buy a medium house in ishgard.
Also they might open up ishgard to lower lvl characters at some point I guess.
>>144644396
My FC is shooting for 10 but 22 is our back up. I wish us both luck!
>have a small house
>considered upgrading to medium
>realized if I fucked up and didn't get a medium I'd have no house
Well. My small one is in a nice spot anyway.
>>144644491
Yeah. There is. Itsshitposting.
>>144643283
Literally kill yourself
>>144644583
thanks subbed and liked
What is the name of that lewd cat from last thread with the imgur?I need to properly file these.
>>144644527
Please have sex.
>>144644375
putting this in people's butts
>>144644491
let me put this in your butt
>>144644583
I feel the same, I love my small in lav beds. I wanted to buy a medium, but no one was intrested in buying it for 7mil, what with new housing coming soon. Oh well, hope they get a house, but I doubt they will, balmung is way to full, and all the smalls will get picked up quickly.
>>144644527
Oh christ, what happened now?
>kingly whisker droprate increased
Uh-oh, I better sell mine NOW.
>>144644948
that would be extremely gay, how about we do the opposite
>>144644871
Excellent question.
>>144644375
Oh...this reminds me...I guess I'm going to need dyeable DW healing pantsu
reminder do NOT namedrop shitty bugi
he will come like a moth to flame
>>144645048
Nothing. That bait gets posted every thread.
Nidhögg, Weeping City, new fungeons, moogle quests, gathering/crafting, cross-server raiding...
What are you gonna do first when the new patch drops?
>>144644375
>this entire outfit in black soon
3.3 can't come soon enough
sugi bugi
>>144645750
Sporker Borker
>>144645805
>What are you gonna do first when the new patch drops?
erp
>>144645805
new hair > check out what I need to do for my anima weapon > hullbreaker > msq > weeping city
>>144643529
>currently ingame dark souls 3
yeah he seems dead
>>144645805
MSQ. Not because of the Ishgard shit though, no, I'm more excited to see more on what the fuck Yda and Papalymo are doing in the desert.
>>144645909
ERP decked out in ironworks crafting gear, I hope
*cages the bussy*
eheheheh
>>144646017
I dub thee, Lord of the Bussy.
>>144644959
What the fuck, are you on Balmung? I was going around offering 10mil yesterday and the day before to homeowners for a small and just got laughed at.
>>144645805
Try to buy the house I want, fail miserably, cry self to sleep, wake up and do new gathering stuff to see how it flows, level crafts, talk to Moogles, unlock MSQ experts.
>>144646114
*wears bussy as a crown*
verily
I want to give this game another shot but the last time I played it I played a white mage and it so fucking boring to level that I gave up before hitting max level.
I want to be a healer still though, what should I play? Is there a healing class that is actually engaging combat wise or something? Especially maybe while leveling?
>>144646257
Scholar
So they are killing red scrips as a non-optional means of gearing up crafters and gatherers?
How much do people resell small houses for?
>>144646132
yeah, I was offering 7mil, which would have covered my cost of the house + the sutff I'd lose. I was gonna put it toward a medium, I have 20mil for it, but I wanted some leg room after purchasing. To late now i suppose since I'm just gonna stick with it till the market goes back up for it and see what mediums are left...
>>144645497
They're going to be nice! I'll probably still lug around the originals though.
>>144645793
>bait
What bait.
>>144645805
Definitely going to be the weeping city. And yeah all Black will be cool, I like the colour play from purple and gold though. (like attached)
>>144646257
None of them are fun at low levels IMO, have to wait for 30+ for things to get even vaguely interesting. Scholar (off Arcanist) and Astrologian are both interesting in combat.
>>144646365
Arent you still going to want them to upgrade the 180 gear?
>>144646257
scholar. cant start healing in dungeons until 30 though because the base class arcanist is DPS
arcanist leveling gets easy when you get the tank pet. if you're close to WHM 50 then go for it. Gives you 100% xp bonus on all other classes you want to level from that point onward.
>>144646365
Red Scrip is entirely optional this time.
In 3.0-3.2, Red Scrip was mandatory because you needed it to buy the 180 gear, and you needed it to buy materials to craft the 170 gear.
In 3.3, the only thing Red Scrip is used for is upgrading the i180 gear to i200, and the i190 crafted sets seem to be entirely free of any Red Scrip use.
My semi-serious prediction of the plot in the future
>the Garleans return, this time with genocide of all Eorzeans on their minds due to the events at Azys Lla
>the people of Eorzea are desperate and the Ascians take full advantage of this by teaching them how to summon the Twelve as primals
>the WoL and the scions form an uneasy alliance with the primals to save Eorzea from the Garleans
>after the Garleans are largely routed this alliance quickly falls apart because the Scions are well-aware that the primals are too dangerous to leave alive and the Twelve consider the WoL and the scions to be a threat to their existence
>A civil war then begins with the Scions and all who would side with them fighting against the Twelve and all of their devout followers
>>144647412
its not cringe hour faggot
Does everyone on balmung pretend to be a girl or something
>>144647687
im a boy but i like playing as a girl but i dont pretend i am sorry dad
>>144642847
Is it possible to sell enough gil to earn $1,000 so I can buy myself a new computer?
>>144647687
I don't pretend at all.
hello my name is akan i'm new here
>>144647687
I dont have to pretend.
>>144647412
Or we'll finally get deeper on how the ascians are the 12 espers and zodiark is the 13th.
The 12 are the same and the 13th is hydaelyn.
Maybe when the game starts having ivalice tones since the ascian masks uses the symbols of FFXII espers.
>>144647791
if youre on gilgamung yes probably, the standard million price is like $10 there, if you have trouble finding customers you can sell your gils to one of those websites
otherwise the average price per million is usually like $2, so if you sell to these website you wont make as much, unless you have no middle man and sell your gils directly but you're at risk
>>144648170
why would gil be worth more on gilgamesh if it's easier to make it there?
>>144645750
>>144647532
You're as vanilla as an albino in a tundra if you think that is cringe.
>>144647687
gender is so lame my guy
that's so last century leave all that boring stuff behind
>>144647926
naka a cute!! CUTE
>>144648305
because bots have a much harder time botting, go on any gil selling website, gilgamung has very high prices per M compared to the rest
>>144644517
This isn't real.
>>144648485
well holy shit then, I'm gonna be considering this if I can actually find people who are interested somehow
>>144647535
I really want someone to tie up and tickle my highlander
>>144647687
> implying pretending
>>144648305
I think he forgot to turn off the xivg shitposter filter where you treat Gilgamesh and Balmung as a single entity.
Gil on Balmung is worth about 2.5-3x as much as gil on Gilgamesh.
>>144645805
Vath armor > Check Anima > Nidhogg
>>144648659
it's also 2.5-3x harder to make gil on balmung
>>144648170
if you are paying $10/mil on gilgamesh you are getting completely ripped off
that's a bad price even on balmung
ONK when?
>>144647926
Thats how far i'm going to put it in.
BLU when?
>>144648770
Well, yeah, there's a reason it's worth more.
I have no idea which would be the more effective place to farm it, but in terms of dollars to gil, the servers aren't even in the same ballpark.
>>144648783
yeah i guess so, but here is the best i can find for balmung
http://www.igfans.com/Final-Fantasy-XIV-Gils/NA-Balmung-(LEGACY)/
>>144648997
transfer one of my two omnicrafters to balmung and make it my fulltime job yes/no
>>144645805
>What are you gonna do first when the new patch drops?
I dunno, I'll probably just spam the new /wink emote and idle around all day. Do people actually play this game?
>>144649126
$18 is not a big investment when the potential for money is this high
>>144649126
Have fun being undercutted out the ass by everyone and their mother. Balmung is large, but no one actually does anything. You'll literally spend a week undercutting a fairly high demand Eikon item before someone buys it.
I've literally listed something for 300k, then a few hours later three people undercut it to 190k.
Post your favorite weapon.
So how easy is it to catch somebody selling gil? I have no interest in it but surely it must be next to impossible since there have been bots on Balmung that have been online near 24/7 on aetherial/folklore nodes. No amount of reports ever seem to ban them.
>>144649126
Except Balmung is already loaded to the gills with omnicrafters making prices dirt-cheap compared to any other server. If you're in it for raw gil, Balmung is the worst server to go to.
>>144649126
Once the opening few weeks of a patch have passed, good luck getting rich crafting on Balmung.
>>144649357
>>144649547
But other servers have so many bots that gil is worthless.
>>144649358
Pretty easy if you buy gils then record the incident.
*air horns*
BUSSY BONANZA!!!!
>>144649357
Ragnarok Zeta and Ukonvasara, unfortunately I don't have either.
>>144649613
This is a Bentoes post.
>>144649312
>Make something easy everyone mass produces
>Surprised when competition devalues it so much
That means its not worth 300k.
>>144649357
>>144649357
no favorite axe yet, nidhogg axe looks pretty great tho
Who here on Balmung is going for a house first thing?
>What ward
>What plot
>What you think your chances are
>>144649660
*imagines the smell*
>>144649787
With that logic, nothing is worth high amounts of money then. We should just fucking sell shit at the bare minimum of how much they were made for. Cause who the fuck cares about gearing and getting 3star crafting right?
Let's just sell all Eikon shit at 20k cause that's how much they're worth from scratch, right?
Go back to eating your fucking dirt and rice you filthy communist.
>>144647412
>Gaius is alive
>Minfillia isn't
>Zodiark and Elidibus both end up not being as evil as you think they are
>While Hydaelyn is still an unambiguously good being, her goals actually end up being too extreme
>>144648485
Wait, are you saying the more populated the server is the harder it is to bot?
>>144649986
>MFW bought an Eikon casting chest for 150k yesterday
So should I play onigiri or planetside 2? Are they crossserver? I'm a console tard
>>144650201
I usually sell mines for 150k anyways since its so brutally undercutted. I mean, that's still a 500% profit in the end.
>>144649984
*traps you*
Got him boys!!
>>144650198
yes because it's nearly impossible to create new characters on girugamesh. impossible on balmung.
>>144650323
Planetside 2 is an actual dead game as opposed to a meme dedgaem that isn't actually dead at all.
>>144650351
>that's still a 500% profit in the end.
That sounds incorrect to me. Before I bought it I looked up the individual mats first and it definitely would have cost me more to get it crafted. Am I missing something?
no cage can hold me
>>144649986
Im just saying that you don't personally set objective standards for crafted goods. If others think the good are worth only a little more than the cost of materials who are you to say they are wrong? Theres no way to strictly determine how much products are worth based on the time committed in gearing and leveling the classes because everyone does differently.
>>144650490
except the cage of your mediocrity
>>144650381
I thought bots were the only people who could make characters on Balmung and Gilgamesh.
>>144650461
Ideally the actual Eikon shit you buy from esoterics, and everything else just falls from the sky. I personally spend about 25k-30k making an Eikon Chest piece of choice then sell it for the lowest, usually 200k, usually 150k. Sometimes they sell instantly, sometimes they take weeks.
When will we be able to start 3.3 download?
Who is your favorite c@?
Sometimes I sell stuff for the bare material cost just to blast some nerds
>>144650804
I am my own favorite cat.
>>144650892
Hey thanks pal. I love it when you do that.
Now I can buy it up and relist it for a much higher price.
>>144650892
Depends if you flood the market or not then you have people relisting at lower prices. Doesnt work with eikon stuff tho.
>>144650804
the stinky one
>>144650381
Welp sounds good to me I'm on Hyperion and it's hard to make a character there. So then that means the only rmt are the legitimate players.
>>144650892
I just buy it and resell it higher. Whats the point of wasting your lifetime to create or get the item and then sell it for next to nothing?
>>144650490
I'll take a double helping of this lalafell.
Right to the D please.
>>144650892
>I've never sold anything of value
>>144651152
>>144651006
I dont do it on the MB. I do it through shouts and PMs to people who actually need the gear.
>>144651216
>Chasing after a married, well behaved wife.
Good luck dude, you aren't cracking that lock.
>>144651216
don't b gross
>>144651151
Are you the green haired femhighlander
>>144651279
Oh ok, Mr. Makes-shit-up-as-he-goes-along
>>144644517
Only this general can have people so fucked up socially that they literally break down and can't play video games cause someone insinuates they have a small penis
only
this
general
>>144650804
R.M.
Because Casc@ is the most adorable thing.
Just want topet_the shit out of her on my bed with amy brushandsome tea.
After all, i'm civilized.
>>144651279
Well thats something different then, thats nice of you to do.
>>144651361
No, because I'm not gay.
>>144651363
Another one blasted it seems BOOM.
>>144650323
play overwatch with me
>>144650804
I really do like that cat.
>>144645805
Continue msq
>>144651289
>Well behaved
HAH!
>>144651346
You first.
And take off those gloves.
>>144651435
we're 3 on hyperion then
>>144651578
n0
>>144651595
???
>>144651635
why did you change you're name
>>144651790
we're 3 people roaming on hyperion who are also in this thread
you're a faget anyway
>>144650804
From here?
Read
>>144651806
which time
>>144651945
newest
>>144651906
Cat in general.
Of anything that can be considered a cat.
>>144650804
It's a tossup between Abe and Spider.
So I stopped by to see how you faggots were doing during the downtime, and it's literally the same exact degeneracy is usual. Do you fuccbois even play the game anymore or do you literally just use FFXIV as a way to guide horny men pretending to be lolis into your f-list friends list?
>>144651635
Don't you cast that shit at me you hussy.
>>144651806
Maybe Dashi felt disingenuous since there is no pie to cream?
>>144651945
Back 2 cat when?
>>144652064
fucking never
his cat was atrocious
do you want people to call him tofu again?
>>144651904
W-w-w-w-w-w-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l f*ck you too, senpai desu.
>.<
>>144651994
i wanted to go back to naka something but hated daisuki since it was a snap choice after the gm forced a name change
>>144652064
never, i hate my old cat and can't make a new one i like
>>144652045
how can you play the game while the servers are offline retard
>>144652045
>So I stopped
Don't, just keep going. Thats right, close the tab.
Good boy.
>>144652045
Game discussion was a few hours ago while Americans were asleep.
>>144650804
I don't have one right now, I thought cats were supposed to be dangerous anyways
>>144652045
it's literally maintenance what do you expect you fuckstick
>>144649357
Moogle scholar book looks great
Same with Titan axe, titan shield.
Recommend a GLA weapon for me to glamor
>>144652045
who even are you
>>144652178
i was merely joking! haha!
we can be friends!
>>144652161
I wouldn't say "atrocious" more "homely" but sure.
>Tofu
Why would you even bring that up. Fuck.
>>144652196
Was it the cheeks? some of them look really chubby.
I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3
>>144650893
Wanna charge up
>>144652045
I play! But I am no NA player.
>tfw server down and I wanna continue crafting
fuuuuckk
Do we have any idea what is required to collect the new item for relics?
>>144650201
>tfw my doodle of you gets posted
Th-thanks
>>144652178
pls respond
PLACE YOUR BETS
WILL AYMERIC FINALLY KICK THE BUCKET IN THIS PATCH?
Obligatory oldfag circle jerk post.
>>144652493
no i just try to make a cat that doesn't look generic or like everyone else and ends up looking pretty bad
>>144652792
that one sucks
>ywn find the perfect eb
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>144652045
But I play I mostly run duengons to perfect my tanking
>>144652789
No
but they better kill off the pikachu potato and quick
>>144652792
that's a tranny post not an oldfag post
>>144651446
not him but post battletag
I really miss the old guard of /xivg/.
>>144652901
>>144652567
Please have sex.
>>144652792
>>144652885
This is the kind of autism i'm talking about.
>>144652792
Post the /xivg/ girls one, it had an anime that I wanted to watch and I wanna see if I can reverse image it. I think it had them all around a TV.
>>144652917
I don't think they have any plans on getting rid of Krile.
>>144652917
I like Krile. Only good Lala in the game.
Nice fanta btw
Searching for cute brown Miqote to lovingly EB on Balmung!No catboys!
>>144653025
i dont
fuck them
>>144652841
More sliders to make it so we can adjust shit like lip size when.
>>144653035
who are you
>>144653058
One can dream
>>144653061
One non-awful exception does not justify their racial crimes. We have to sacrifice them all for greater good
thank
>>144653035
>avatarfagging
>complains about autism
>>144653084
What do you look like. And will you expect me to do lewd things?
One day I hope these people return to us, so the threads can have quality again.
>>144652178
pls respond ... 2
>>144652841
Should haveade that cat brown and give it a button nose. Would have been cute
Moons are shit when they are pale 8 times out of ten
Music datamine WHEN
>>144653237
A big Highlander defender of justice.Maybe..
When is the patch live for download?
>>144653447
Thank you!
>you'll never know just how it feels
;_;
>>144653350
Probably in another good 6-8 hours when the patch goes up for download.
>>144653552
It's sayonara zetsubo senpai or something.
>>144653084
Nyah~
Jwoin tha vwoid
Nwee cwan gwoom eachother~
>>144653605
but anon i can't wait that long
>>144653796
what games do you have we can play together
it's ok to spam when le bussy does it
>>144653025
I don't know why Selsix is in these, he was barely relevant.
>>144653932
yea
I'm a lizard wearing socks.
:3
Lonely miqote looking for replacement friends
PST
I'm starting to feel shame being a lizard...
It's starting to become cat teir with shitposters...
>>144654278
yeah, gonna fanta to a less cancerous race like midlander
>>144644871
California Gold
>>144654179
>>144653447
>>144653254
>>144653025
>>144652792
Why the fuck is the best girl always sera? Who was the biased fucker that made these, fucking hell.
>>144653447
I just realized mine makes sense besides the looks
>Blonde, tall, identity disorder (fantaholic)
It all comes crashing in like a wave of knowledge
lonely neet loser seeking gilgafriends and steam friends
please send companionship
>>144654727
clearly an orbiter
>>144653836
>There's no art of an AuRa with those horns having them caught in the netting around Limsa (eg. Drunken Wench) desperately trying to escape while the rest of their party stands above laughing at them.
Whelp I guess I know what i'm doing now.Just kidding, the party will be helping themselves.
>tfw won't be able to get my large house because the servers open when I'm at work.
Being on the wrong timezone sucks.
>>144654683
Proof??
>>144654825
that's very specific, anon
>>144654839
>That camera angle.
Got someone under the desk again Nys?
anyone wanna game yet
i'd prefer overwatch but i play a few things ya digggg
when ultrash spams it's totally ok
when anyone else does it there's hell to pay
>>144654980
What can I say? you've always been wonderful inspiration.
Also boredom at the desk is good for lewd ideas.
*nae naes*
>>144655167
*whips*
At night I think of you~
>>144655215
Of me?
:3
>>144654761
Name?
>>144654761
sure send me a tell, shirou kuma
>>144655076
battletag?
>>144649312
>tfw eikon stuff sells for 1m+ on my server
I hope people still buy the crafted stuff, i just managed to get geared enough to make it.
we in midas fourth floor they call him brute justice
but it's a fact, we know who the best monk is
I'll clear this fight and I'll get a page 4
unlike harpuia i won't be dead on the floor
>>144655434
It's great for glamour. You'll def still be able to sell it. Just not for as much.
>>144655396
KlonnieDarko#1372
>>144655215
i love that song it's a shame it's a meme now
>>144655350
ew no
>>144655350
I want, to be your lady, maybe~
>>144655725
You'll never know how my hell burns...
;_;
>>144655390
i am already adding you from last thread hi shirou
>>144655372
no you
>>144655883
You're pathetic.
>>144654982
You'd prolly think I'm lying if I said no.
>>144655672
post proci logs
>>144656113
You'll never know how my heart bleeds...
;_;
Tell me. Now at the moment of your demise, what is your last word, you buffoon???
hehehahahahahahhaha
I am le penis weanus. I will stuff you inmy penis weanus!
haha oh yes, it is my penis weanus.
>>144653447
someone do an updated version of this with CG, f'tel, briah, egghyur etc toss in some trannies if you need to fill the slots
>>144656235
Stop posting faggot.
>>144656317
But it's fine as is
>>144656281
Look out behind you!
>concentrated lizard posting cancer/ ultrash hour
i'm out, see you when the patch rolls out
>>144656281
morbol
>>144656345
You'll never know just how it feels...
;_;
>cleaning the cum out of my onahole in the kitchen sink at 3am
>mom walks into the room and turns the light on
>sees me with a big pink thing and hands covered in cum
>asks what I'm doing
>u-umm I'm c-cleaning some chicken to cook it
>cooking chicken at 3am?
>y-yes
>tells me I'm not doing it right and walks over, taking it out of my hands
>mom is holding my onahole and the cum is oozing out onto her hands
>anon this isnt chicken
>sniffs the cum on her hand and then tastes it
>realizes what it is and what she is holding
>mom rage active
>throws onahole at me with a pitch that could rival Lou Gehrig
>hits me across the face, knocking my glasses off and leaving a smear of cum across my cheeks and lips
>run back to my room on the verge of tears
>grab my laptop and sprint to the bench, finding my EB and telling them I need sexual healing :3
>cry myself to sleep
>didn't even finish the ERP
>forgot to clean up the cum
>wake up to my dog licking the crusted cum off my face
>post on xivg
>>144656393
half the people in it don't post here or aren't relevant anymore, include the new girls
get with the times gramps
>>144656309
Will you turn me into your thick sticky nut sludge and use me to knock up some sluts?
>>144656492
Neck yourself then. That way you don't feel anymore.
>>144656538
>New
>2 you listed are already there
>>144656492
are you still unsubbed?
>>144656641
For now.
I'm planning on resubbing earlier than I expected though.
:3
>>144654843
http://i.imgur.com/E1b3F69.jpg
>>144656720
I didn't get a chance to help you with Seph but we can do the next trial together
Is proci's static dead yet? My WAR quit the game and I hear brahms is good.
>>144656164
Making sure they clean up after themselves this time?
I believe the quote I heard last was "its not the smell, its the burning of my eyes!"
>>144657074
it gets funnier each time iri posts it
so when's the bic patch???
>>144656832
>Throwaway alt
What a shame.
>>144655898
oh lol sorry
didn't think you were the same guy
asfjasdfk
>>144656872
Thanks, I appreciate the thought.
I'm tired of being a shitter.
;_;
>>144656832
>vagina that high up
And you guys pay for this?
>>144657280
Stop wasting so much time taking pictures of your shitty character and learn your class mechanics then.
>>144657172
I can't do this on my main for the small small risk that someone might identify me.
>>144657313
I got it for free
http://imgur.com/WmFmFco
>>144652307
kys arie
>>144656720
>>144657280
Ay, did you get a namechange again or are you still K.D.? If you need a group for anything when you resub I'd be glad to help.
>>144656281
I hate fucking niggers
>>144657387
le angry post XD
>>144657462
"no"
>>144657431
Thats the big shame of /xivg/. Always worried about blackmail threats and people cant be openly lewd without being locked. Can you at least say if your main is similar?
The time is nigh
My buss sees your lie
I sense your fear
>>144657280
Yep, let's just have fun
>>144657387
>ywn stop wasting so much time taking pictures of your shitty character and learn your class mechanics
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>144657451
I haven't gotten a name change yet, still K.D.
I appreciate it.
:3
>>144656832
>arm clipping into breasts
>>144634506
Everyone else was posting face, I thought I'd do something different.Simultaneously cheating to get a full body sketch.
>>144657573
can i see your buss
>>144657431
>No results with that name
A shame, that's the kind of cat one stalks from afar spilling gil on the road in front of to watch pick up.
>>144657458
Niggers suck dick
>>144657387
*than
>>144657601
No fixing autism I guess. Sorry for trying.
>>144657680
They stopped, leave them the fuck alone.
>>144656281
>Last word
"I wanna put my nuts in!"
>>144657768
Don't be rude, my dude.
Which c@ here should get pounded by a 10 inch futa penor?
>>144657932
You,
>>144657932
stincky
>>144657932
Proci
>>144657082
Sounds like they were talking about their EB.
>>144657932
Megumi Megu
>>144657932
Sue
B'nhaka
>>144657074
>yesterday was their first day with Stratos
>the entire time anything Stratos does any tiny thing wrong they all say how they wish they had Brahms back
Poor Stratos.....
post character + youtubes
now
Your end is near
Will you speak anon
Your last word, moron???
Is Ada's FC just a fuck parade?
>>144657553It's a lizard.https://imgur.com/bULEN0G
>>144657756
This is true, I like you Anon. You're a cool guy.
Does anyone have that imgur album with those c@s getting fucked by that huge Amalj'aa beastman?
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szNAh0cJc38
>>144658191
Stratos is their best player though
>>144658196
https://youtu.be/ZSqo-RAUN7E
>>144658190
I would pay money to see that happen to Sue
>>144658651
Kumfi is #1 now that Brahms dipped.
>>144658651
I think Kumfi is honestly but Brahms really puts Stratos up on a pedestal for some reason so he must be pretty good.
WhatIs it still updating or something?
>>144658237
Oh hey we've the same horns! Cute.
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAB4vOkL6cE
>>144658984
reinstall
>>144659193
Please don't tell me that
I don't even know if I know how to uninstall this game
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_IP4mNJCI
faggots
>>144658807
Is Kumfi actually good? I thought proci was the best player in that static
>>144658984
Check if your antivirus/firewall is blocking the launcher.
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejv-IPrAsyw
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscnP0Sb-Us
>>144659345
Server down so the check can't be made you twat.
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv3nsGtxWK0
>>144659396
Kirito Tia is their best player
>>144659583
But I asked if that was what the problem was in the first place
Why are you so mean to me
>>144657932
Gay.
>>144659860
everyone here is an angry manlet, pay no mind
Post disgusting trannies
I miss Ippiki
Have a nice day.
>>144657680
LE SQUINTY OGRE SMUGFACE XD
>>144659860
I'm not the same anon that replied to you 1st, the twat was just a tease because it's a obvious error that always happen when server is really offline, didn't want to sound mean.
Have a stupid joke.
whos ready to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtuwltmTp9I
for hours while wiping with shitters?
>>144660281
>>144660281
dont bully aigis
>>144660281
That was a mean trick of course your going to say sucking dick
Automaton girls with doll joints as a playable race WHEN
How do I get awena to erp with me?
>>144661043
Wait anzu fucks too
Always thought they were a fukee
>>144661195
court and woo him
Omegle when?
>>144661195
Be Nashu.
>>144661359
right now!
>>144659413
Kiki >w<
>>144647687
>thinking there is a possibility of that dream
Sorry man, everyone just wants to fuck you in the ass.
>>144661447
what do i put in common interests
>>144661359
any1 wanna cam llol
>>144661529
hi!
>>144661043
I would have given my left nut to see Liora and them go at it like a couple cats in heat.
>>144661608
i got banned on omegle apparently i hate all of you
>>144661195
Change your initials to NM
>>144661773
>he thinks you need the M
>>144661840
Have you seriously erped with awena?
>>144661840
>he thinks you need the N
Really just one or the other I guess.
is town of salem guy still here? i wanna play that with xivg
>>144661840
dude bussy lol
>>144661840
All you need is theD
>>144658229
no
>>144659396
Proci uses cheatengine so that's probably why you thought that, it's pretty telling when even with cheatengine he can't outperform other people
>>144662116
>>144662359
naka lala is cute as heck desu
how do I erp with naka...
>>144661195
It's not very hard. He has certain preferences which should be obvious.
reading thread from earlier and holy shit did some janitor go crazy or what
>>144662556
Time travel.
They were pretty good.
>>144661195
How do I erp awena if I'm super subby?
it's my understanding that people in the feast get extremely upset, now I want start queueing for it just to ruin their fun and bathe in the salt
>>144662359
dude bussy lol
>>144662662
What are his preferences?
>>144662421
Make him go back to it
>>144662778
Why subject yourself to feast queue times for that? Just play LoL.
>>144662779
do you wanna trade (You)s with me
>>144662556
Become his EB, he's taken now....
>>144662960
dude bussy lol
if anyone wants to play rocket league on ps4 add Shvyangles
or on pc w/e
>>144662960
god naka i would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass after piercing my own shaft with a rusty nail just to see youpanic horribly and die when proci yelled at youagain
moments lost to time
>>144663053
sounds like a hell yeah to me
>>144650512
as a person who made enough money for a house making HQ crafted stuff that frequently sold for over 5x the cost of mats
if someone decides to be a dick and undercut the market by half or something, I generally just buy out their stock and repost it when my stuff sells. don't have to bother crafting it, so I'm making a profit while saving time and fixing the pricing
>tfw nothing to do all evening
>tfw game only playable after 2PM when im still at work
>tfw today is probably the only day when i don't feel like overwatching and rather level DoL instead.
>>144663183
dude bussy loI
>>144663089
NAKAAAAA
>>144662756
What do you mean? did Naka settle down in the last while or something? I remember them being a fantastic buttslut.That would be the biggest fucking shame of my hiatus.
>>144663304
>>144663314
DAAAAAAAAAB
>>144663345
dude bussy lol
>>144663446
>>144663341
Midlander players always settle down eventually
>>144663357
Looking for someone to enjoy virtual platonic cuddling with as replacement for physical affection on Balmung you can break my neck before or after if that's something you want! pst Meria Athera
Jokes aside, what's everyone planning on doing first once the game is live? I'm unlocking the new 24-man and testing out new hairstyles, I think.
>>144662768
Send me a tell. We'll work something out.
I know shits down for patch, but is anyone else getting an error when trying to login to the launcher?
>>144661773
Those are Noriko's initials, not Kirito Tia's
>>144663570
hahahahahahahhhh
>>144663341
According to hearsay in the thread; you should probably ask them in-game. They seem pretty busy with their mistress, Stratos, and raiding so I haven't bothered them about it.
>>144663621
What pants are those?
>>144663089
>>144663314
>>144663621
>tfw ywn raid with meme teme
why
even
live
>>144663718
Everyone.
>>144663808
acid wash jeans ofc
>>144663621
it's hiiiigh noon.....
>>144663823
we're a fun bunch of fellows and a bitch
overall A+ experience we have a BLAST!!!!!!!!!
>>144663679
i'm gonna try to buy a house and if not then i dunno probably afk like always
>>144663564
>Proci being out dps'd
This is altered and fake
>>144663858
I don't remember those.
>>144663729Nashu's too.
>>144663570
Jesus christ thats sad.If only because i'd one day hope to be the person who did it.
Gods speed to what ever glorious faggot managed that one.
>>144658196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_Tw0w3lLA
I want to play ffxiv.
About 11 hours to go.
>tfw starting to gerget my skin tone all of a sudden and can't even log in to check and decide that it's fine.
>>144663679
MSQ to unlock the dungeon+Nidhogg then unlock Nidhogg ex and run it ASAP with Mhach and Hullbreaker unlocks coming next.
Also suck some futacock inbetween or something, I donno.
>>144663621
who's that catboi
>>144663915
Getting Stratos was better because he's just as good as Brahms but he's much funnier and easier to bully. This is a fact, your group cannot fail now.
>>144663915
>tfw playing this game and have no buds to play with
I hate being lonely..
>>144663951
i didn't even realize that was in there until i uploaded it
nor do i remember the content, double caster with bad manners on blm ?? ?
>>144663679{/hug}
At some point I'd like to enjoy the story and get new gathering armor crafted, maybe check what upgraded Artifact2 looks like. But what has to go down the second I get on, is make gil. Absolute gold rush.
>>144663341
>people think naka "settled down"
Lol...
>>144664125
They'll never know how our hell burns.
:3
>>144664121
shut up fag brahms can never be replaced
stratos is a little BITCH buttbaby FAGGOT idiot NERD i HATE HIM
nah he's ok i guess he'll be a good addition probably, until i make fun of him too hard one day and he ragequits and then we can't raid
>>144664125
loneliness is a bitch we should kill ourselves together
we won't be lonely in the end ya know we can make it warm and beautiful and amazing and special and we can feel alive before we're not
>>144663679
GF and I are going to try to get a house in the Lavender Beds ASAP. Had to give up our old Goblet house with a bunch of stuff in it that we had to destroy, and a Workshop and a few rooms, so we will probably go with a suicide pact if we can't get a good Beds house.
After that we usually do MSQ first to avoid getting spoilered.
>>144664248
Being lonely is very warming and comforting. No worries, no obligation, no drama, no hassle.
Tell me their initials anon, and i'll do my best to send them to you!
Why do people hate Abe? He seems cool to talk to?
>>144664248
>no buds
??
>>144663679
I'm gonna be at work when servers go up, unfortunately, but I'll probably mess with the new hairstyles and do the MSQ or new VA
Maybe fanta too Idk
>>144663679
Get my fucking house in goblet.
Then MSQ and start the moogle dailys, very excited for those.
>>144664346
Seconding. Being able to do what you want when you want with no repercussions is liberating. The lack of drama and worry is also a boon.
>>144663823
>tfw was THIS close to getting to have fun & raid with meme teme for a while at least ;;
Oh well maybe some other time~ Good luck guys!
>>144664308
Tfw your eb only does token expert with you..
wtf why are servers down
>>144664003
>>144663729
>>144661840
>nashu
>noriko
>naka
Who else has erped with him? Can we get logs?
>>144663679
>anyone want to cuddle or die together: the post
is this why you're into godspeed
>>144663823
>>144664549
And like, the only time people complain about loneliness is because they're not spoonfed conversations or simple chat. Most of the people in ffxiv, besides the degenerate erps are very fun to talk to. Even if it's just small simple chit chat, it's like, almost a real conversation. I dunno, playing FFXIV at my own pace is great since I have to do a lot of shit irl.
When is the patch available to download?
>>144664468
Oh shit, I've been caught red-handed.
:3
>>144664676
>tfw baka gets to be lordgenome
i guess i'm okay with this......
lmao at the rest too
>>144664585
who the fuck are you go away
>>144664814that was our sub if ftelor couldn't raid
>>144664661
selzh
sue
elk
Memes.
>>144664585
Sorry, two broken fingers aren't that bad to play with after all
>>144664676
Cute
>>144664814
They were gonna be my rep yesterday
>>144665083
>>144664905
>progressing without all 8 members of the static
>implying i wouldn't go play overwatch
;)
>>144665025
edit this so it says Balmung thanks
>>144664606
Do you ask them to do stuff with you . . ?
>>144665025
ok now post all the really bad ones ippiki made
>>144663915
>ywn be courageous enough to kiss bnhaka on the lips quickly and then run away
>>144663621
But seriously. Are those crafted or drops?
I miss Ippiki...
>>144665283
>run away
>implying you'll catch them off-guard for the kiss in the first place
>>144665484
i dont
>>144665430
is what crafted or drops?
I will marry Awena.
>>144665602
smooth ticklish c@ boytoes
>>144665484
He was either racist or youthfully naive. Still an excellent poster, he will be missed (until next raid patch).
>>144665694
Awena is already married and I will not let you violate the sacred pact of the Eternal Bond. Prepare to die!
>>144664585
Jesus I bet you're a terrible healer. the slutty ones always are
>>144665241
>Ippiki+Brahms lawful good
>Briah true neutral
I miss him
>>144665801
>tfw no pocket healslut
why live
>>144666101
Might as well just jump off a cliff.
>tfw no barefoot character models
MIGHT AS WELL UNSUB
>>144665794
Awena isn't married.
>>144666318
>footfag
Please do
>>144666256
if and when i kill myself i'll make sure my brains leave a stain
i don't really want to deal with the stress of jumping
>>144666101
>tfw no dominant tank bf that bullies you and makes you say and do lewd things in public
>>144666521
you're too much of a pussy to ever do anything
WHEN DOES MAINT END?
>>144666071
>Chaotic good
My fucking sides.
In no one, in any shape or form is that red-haired shit stain worth chaotic or anything good.
>>144634506if you're still herethanks friend, this was nice to wake up to.
>tfw meria and godsbeep won't hit it off and fuck off into the afterlife together
you had one job egg and you can't even do that
>>144665801
What makes a healer good, anon? I kind of want to prove you wrong if I caneven though i know i shouldn't take the bait sorry
post some nice looking casual glamours
Can you download the patch or do you still have to wait?
@ work
>>144666783
P U! this cat STINKS!!!
>>144666701
In.. 12 hours.
>>144666701
12 hours and 20 minutes
>>144666609
carving all my downfalls into my fuckin' forearm~
>>144666531
sorry not a tank xx
>>144666701
If we are as lucky as we were back in 3.2, earlier than 12 hours.
>>144667083
They won't come up before weekly reset.
>turned my red scrips into tokens
fuck
>grinded some blue scrips on a whim
phew
>>144666398
I'm okay with this
is that an NPC somewhere or a custom skin?
>>144666502
I-I'm sorry anonWhy can't I just be e a filthy degenerate on my weaboo grinding game?
>>144667119
Why not? They did last time.
>>144666783
People will only perceive you to be good if the rest of your group is good. Shit group with shit numbers? Must be a shit healer. Good group with good numbers? Good healer.
>>144667124
Can trade red tokens into blue ones.
WHERE IS ALL TTHE FEMALE EXCLUSIVE GEAR in 3.3?
>>144666531
>tfw no friendly heal buddy to chastise for forgetting to get a drink because staying hydrated is important!
>>144666809
Male or Female?
cause i've got both.
>>144666783
No bait, you just look like the typical shitter i'd find in a sephirot extreme party that goes oom before phase 2 with good dps
>>144667187
>Shitters in this thread will only perceive you to be good if the rest of your group is good.
ftfy
>>144659396
Kumfi has a good personality and learns pretty well which are both importanthe's also a cute drunk
>>144667261
Female, I got outfits for the jobs I play but I wanna find something casual to wear around
>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
You'll never know how my hell burns...
;_;
>>144667434
i wish kumfi good luck in his quest to kiss chris pratt
>>144667274
People do this?
Crit/Acc i221 WHM here.
>>144667434
What a cringey post
>>144667649
tfw you'll never kiss drunk kumfi becauseyou can't properly consent while drunk and if you do anything with a drunk person you're a creep and probably rape-y
>>144667885
yo goosepeed working that tumblr gimmick like a boss
>>144665602
The pants. It's probably something obvious, but it's difficult to check in game right now etc.
>>144667885
Oh god you are such a dreamboat
>>144667993
falconer's bottoms
>>144667869
A-anon pls
why must you do this
>>144667885
This shit just gets better and better. Don't stop now godspeed.
>>144667138
It's a mod. Usually the one that comes with the nude mod, but there's a variation that only changes the feet too.
>>144667697
Yeah. The type of people that make you regret not healing.
What are you playing whilst you wait?
11 hours to go.
>>144668190
Where to find sandal remover?
>>144668334
You're going to have to wait for it to be fixed after this patch, but it's probably on nyaa torrents.
>>144668185
what does that even mean
>>144668073
i'm not a boat
>>144667963
it's not a gimmick at all first of all i fuck with tumblr but second of all i believe most of the "tumblr"y things i say
like even if i'm *with* someone i won't do anything with them when they're drunk it just seems really not-okay
>>144667187
Yeah I agree, fflogs percentiles depend a lot on the general competency of your group, and they need to be taken in context to get any idea of the skill level of an individual player, especially so as a healer.
Group member deaths make your damage performance look worse, and healing percentiles are kinda meaningless/difficult to interpret since it mainly just depends on your cohealer.
I could write a massive blog about this but I wanna sleep and people would get bored so here have a picture of my cat instead
>>144667274
whatever you say anon
I've solohealed it btw
>>144666071
I miss Oldlander. Never even got to say hi to 'em. ;_;
>>144668121
Thanks. Must be the dye and angle that threw me off. I may need to invest in some now.
>>144668495
Nah nigga don't worry, just keep posting it's great.
>>144668328
I'm eating and cleaning before playing Guild Wars 2.
>>144667479
Alrighty! i'll scrounge some up, check
http://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/
As well
http://i.imgur.com/kBt9bmR.png http://i.imgur.com/f9aq0e9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tCKKoEQ.png are mine
Are from a lovely Au Ra kind enough to share a whole album with me months ago (if your out there, I still love this set!)
http://i.imgur.com/lYEFwTa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qZFtSH6.jpg
Adas an obvious choice for inspiration (though i'm partial to their brown skinned Aura and their elezen.) http://i.imgur.com/PPf0iZv.png http://i.imgur.com/yqZhB34.png
Depends on what you consider "casual glamours", working girl esque, actual working girl? humble villager, trade mogul?
>>144667634
Not that hard to find tbqh, they're pretty much all highlanders or Roe tho'. Most of the AuRa men are kinda subby and don't even get me started on Elezen.I love them but dear god are some of them tiring "What if-?" If I really have to give instructions every 3 minutes, i'm not going to be able to enjoy it dammit!
>>144668190
...I can't believe I didn't know about this. This changes everything.Do the lalas look good?
who siren here?!
half-decent tank looking for euro times healer buddy for daily dungeon runs
>>144668760
Not particularly, it only looks good on cats and midlanders to be honest
>ywn be this cute
I'll never know how your hell burns.
:3
>>144669002
will you bully me and make me service you after the runs
>>144669085
i want to kiss you all over
>>144668760
I haven't really seen it on Lalafell. Enjoy N64.
>>144669165
no bullying
>make me service you
What do you mean?
>>144668653
okay babe
follow me on tumblr tho
spicnarcissus.tumblr.com
>>144665000
Elk doesn't erp. Selzh is too low quality. Sue hates Awena.
>>144669348
>Elk doesn't erp.
This meme again
>>144669002
moonies aresluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutsi don't have a healer leveled on balmung yet, sorry bub.
>>144668734
Wow I didn't expect such a long reply. I guess by casual I just mean something that would seem reasonable to be wearing in a town, no specific theme beyond that. Not anything that looks like it would be for combat.
>>144669450
more clues on my quest to figure out who the mysterious moonieslutsposter is yes yes
>>144669348
why does sue hate awena
>>144668190
>there's a variation that only changes the feet too.
wish i knew this before i installed the full one and fell down the erp rabbit hole
>>144669693
Stop posting rude things and post lewd things. Where are the rare ashcats?
>>144668519
Did you soloheal it week 1?
>>144668734
>Ada is an inspiration
>recommending glamours
If I hadn't lost all of my pictures in my hard drive fiasco I would provide my own examples that better fit what that person was asking for. Leather panties and hip boots are not casual. You're just a whore.
>>144669880
nowhere because i am no longer an ash cat
>tfw you love the character you have but also enjoy making other characters and constantly want to switch
If I could pay like 100 bucks for a permanent fantasia I would buy that shit up
>>144670029
Will never happen, they make literally all of their money from fantas.
But I'd probably buy it too, I'm developing an addiction
>>144669085
skin cancer isnt cute tbqh senpai
>>144670024
What a waste.
ded servers
ded thread
ded game
Can you update the client now?
>>144669056
>>144668897
>>144669296
literal suffering
At least there's always qt catgirls
>>144669693
Because he's fucking annoying?
>>144664459
because i'm an asshole to a good amount of people
they either hate me cause i was a dick to them or hate me cause they saw me being a dick to someone else
some people bother me, outside of me blatantly being an asshole a lot of the boogieman posting about me anonposting or w/e else is really made up and blown out of proportion and im sure some idiots believe that
Is it true that Garuda was far more sane in 1.0 and the reason she went insane was because she consumed some sort of serpent to survive the calamity?
I remember an anon telling me this at one point.
>>144670990
>tfw abe will never dick me
why live
>>144671205
why not
>>144670243
sry
i like squid
>>144670971
from what i know, sue doesn't really hate anyone lol
>>144667274
He may be full time dpsing, and you'll get mana back between phase 2 and 3.
>>144668734
>Adas an obvious choice for inspiration
>wearing panties instead of pants with everything
>good glamour
kys
>>144670990
its not boogieman posting if its true
>>144671205
You guys would be surprised how easy it is with some ebins. All it takes for many of them if yo seriously PM them asking them if they wanna EB/fucc/etc. Worst they can do is bully you and leak the log.
how long do you all think until the patch? am I good to go to bed?
>>144670990
The only problem I have with you is that you can be an asshole to people actually trying to get better at the game. That leaves a bad taste in my mouth and it reeks of the immature shit I see on 4chan too frequently. Other than that you're not so bad.
>>144671504
Only sleep for six hours.
>>144671504
about 11 hours
>>144671381
I would know if they were DPS'ing, you fuckwit.
>>144669949
You know he's on a8s, right?
>>144671504
yeah, maint is supposed to end in just under 12 hours. Even finishing early, it'll only be by a couple of hours. I think usually it tends to be up maybe 9am GMT? Possibly 10.
>>144671167
The 1.0 lore was that she used to be a benevolent god but then got wounded fighting some sky serpent and had to eat it to survive, which drove her crazy. But this has probably been retconned/forgotten by the dumbo's in the current lore team.
Reminder that Garuda best waifu.
>>144671831
brahms is seriously the best mancat
>>144671381
Yeah you can run low pretty easily if you only DPS in P1
>>144671521
He was very nice to me and helped me learn a couple things. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if he made fun of me behind my back because I expect that from anyone in this thread, but I don't have a specific problem with him
>>144671167
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DISCUSS THIS!
>>144671415
a lot of it isn't true tho
i'm mostly referring to people blaming spam or whatever shitposts on me
if you post and say i'm an asshole then i'm not gonna blame you cuz i am an asshole like that other post
>>144671521
i try to help people improve and teach people often as well though, my fuckery does get out of hand sometimes though i'm not sure all of what you're referring to
for example i said something rude to a brd/mch player the other day, they would fit into your category but i gave them a lot of advice in the past and they randomly decided to just get really passive aggressive and try to argue with me about everything, so i kinda stopped being nice to them when they were asking game specific things, that sorta thing
idek why im posting this here
>>144666071
>Proci chaotic good
He is literally one of the worst people to plague this place.
>>144671943
>I wouldn't be surprised if he made fun of me behind my back
He probably didn't but if someone asked about you he wouldn't hesitate to call you a shitter 100%.
t. Ultros Original
>>144671975
>>144671871
Never mind, this guy got it. Thanks.
is it just me or is the lighting in the benchmark fucked up? Im trying to make qts for fun to pass the time but I can't get their face fully lit in any of the backgrounds.
>>144671871
Well given what we know about primals, if the Ixal were aware that she went nuts then they're probably summoning her with the expectation that she will be nuts. And therefore she will be nuts.
>>144671871
fuck you kide
>>144671792
If I was still playing I would have cleared it by now, you shitter. Its been out for almost 4 months. How do I know I would have cleared it? Because I didn't raid with xivg.
>>144672074
You probably shouldn't have talked shit about Elk and Putt, now they're on some kind of crusade to shit on you.
The patch will only be available to download once maintenance is done right?
I can go to bed right?
>>144672376
>once maintenance is done
Before. I'm about to take a nap myself.
>>144671920
he really really is
>>144672376
SHUT UP
>>144672376
Preload comes up ~four hours before weekly reset
>>144672365
i saw this last night and i don't know how it started
putt is on an autistic crusade yeah but i've said almost nothing to or about elk in months, it sounds like falseflag
>>144671943
I both dps and use aoe heals and get low mp towards the end, but then both SoS and assize get the mana back before phase 3 beginning
>>144672459
>Before.
Fuck everything.
>>144672485
>4 hours before weekly reset
Unfuck everything.
>>144672485
So at about 8 ST?
>>144672553
It's easy, yeah. The way you tell someone is a shitter by going oom is you watch their cast bar and see nothing but Cure II/Aldo, succor spam, etc. A healer going oom by itself isn't enough context
How long does it usually take for the dataminer to compile a gallery of the new weapons?
>>144672806
i'd give it an hour tops
>>144669436
i dont
>>144672138
The thing is since Primal's have been revealed to bemade up entities created by people wishing them into existence while in possession of a large amount of crystalsthe Garuda we've fought 3 times in ARR is probablynothing more than a fabrication based off an old legend.Which is pretty lame in my opinion.
>>144672806
We have to be able to download the patch first you retard. You can't datamine what we don't have.
>>144672754
I don't think a sch can go out of mana even if he's bad; on the other hand it's quite easy as a whm, especially if you use a lot of aoe for whatever reason
>>144672878
I have the logs to prove otherwise.
Let's get more people in omegle, xivg as your interest
>>144673215
Dump them
elk has backstabbed enough people, time for him to get a taste of his own medicine
>>144673215
Post them
>>144673357
no thanks
>>144672986
I have seen plenty of scholars go oom in seph. And yeah, they were bad. But I haven't done the fight since the first couple of weeks it was out so people weren't geared to the teeth unless they had all crafted. I never ran out as sch, but I could start to get really low in P2 if I was with a special needs group
>>144673215
prove it then pussy
>>144672927
>you retard
Notice how (>>144672857) assumed I knew that the patch would have to go live and gave me the answer they knew and I wanted. Not make themselves look like a dumbass because they don't know the answer.
I would say it's confusing as to why you replied to me but then we already covered that.It's because you're a dumbass.Try not to hurt yourself thinking next time.
>>144673357
>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
so much for that
>>144673498
>Being this mad
>>144673394
Who has elk backstabbed?
I woke up at 6 AM today
Do I stay up until 6 AM for the update or sleep now and get some rest
>>144673681
go away
when are servers up
>>144673498
Not them, but judging from this post>>144672857
I'd say that datamining should take around an hour after the patch is available for download.
>>144673681
sleep so you can binge on the game and run all the content dry in the first day instead of getting tired and sleeping while the servers are up
>>144673681
Go sleep, even EU people have time to go sleep, wake up and still have to wait for server to come up. It won't be up before weekly reset anyways.
>>144673758
Right now.
>>144671792
Whos on A8S
>>144673681
Get a good rest, anon.
>>144673602
They know who they are.
will someone PLEASE backstab me
>>144673981
Don't vague post. Just tell us who.
>>144674129
ya its me the ultimate backstabber i got u senpai
>>144674129
*backstabs u* mmm yes delicious drama
>>144673602
Kirito Tia
>tfw all the kiritos and sasukes draw ire for their names but your anime name flies under the radar because everyones young as fuvk
>>144661638
Liora and Anzu fucked?
>>144674581
They did now that you said it.
>>144674418
>under the radar
Everyone that's old enough to recognize your name simply judges you in silence.
is the nude patch going to break with this patch?
>>144674418
>tfw nice nonweeb name
>>144674798
kys
>>144674171
>>144673602
You already know who, elk
Stop hiding being a veil of anonymity
i need something to pump..
>>144674930
Tell me who is the best
>Miqote
>Midlander
>Highlander
>Au Ra
>Elezen
>>144675171
all me
>>144675171
>Miqote
brahms, bnhaka
>midlander
meria
>highlander
black steve
>au ra
godspeed, cgs male au ra, f'telors male au ra
>elezen
nyala, sandcat, ahl
>>144675171
Rylai
Rylai
Rylai
Rylai
Not Rylai
>>144675360
best au ra that's for sure
>>144675171
>Highlander
Valsi Ayers.
>Elezen
Nonplayable Character.
>>144675360
>All these characters
>You've never been cute
how do you live with yourself
>>144675171
>>Elezen
Selsix.
Post fantasias
>>144666071
that roe guy is my favourite poster
I miss mining, too bad I lost my account password and Square Enix won't reset it so my account is as good as gone.
Has anyone here tried playing the game with a Steam Controller? How is it?
>>144676170
>I miss mining
nigga what
>vagueposters can't name one person that elk backstabber
Oh I'm laughing
>>144675171
me
me
no one
me
me
>>144676238
probably better than a regular controller if you can get used to the steam controller's nuances.
>>144675907
>tfw updated my lodestone list because I've had not much else to do while game is down
>>144675721
Your elezen is high on my list, I should've drawn him better to do you justice.
>>144675379
Thank you
>>144675360
I really like your femelezen, but maybe I'm a bit biased since that's my favorite elezen face.
>>144676476
who
>>144675379
You sure you don't mean Rou? :^)
>>144675360
>that supremely tsundere red au ra
my diiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>144676808
>le tsundere
fuck off weebtrash
>you're will finally marry you character
I'm so happy, /xivg/.
;_;
>>144676639
ur awake
>>144676808
Red lizards are the best lizards.
>>144677098
I am, yes. I might sleep later so I'm awake for pre download.
>Miqote
Kaori
>Midlander
Pippy
>Highlander
Rou?I'm sorry if I spelled that wrong
>Au Ra
T.B.
>Elezen
Basically any Duskie
>>144676414
I miss mining ores and providing them to my favorite network of crafters, receiving high quality goods in return.
Hi /xivg/ I suck at tanking and was wondering if any career/raiding tanks on here could help me. Coming from dps I'm pretty good at keeping a rotation up on the tank classes for doing the most dps as possible; keeping scourge up, using DA CnS, using all my ogcds on cooldown etc.What I don't get is how to time my defensive cooldowns properly. So far I've just been rotating them, trying to keep at least 1 cooldown up on me at all times, but this doesn't seem like the right way to do it. I hear a lot about cycling big cooldowns for tank busters in raid content, but does that just mean you don't use any cooldowns at all until the buster gets cast or what? I'm just confused about cooldown usage in general.
i really want somebody to fuck my in-game gf while i watch in agony
>>144646778
>Gives you 100% xp bonus on all other classes you want to level from that point onward.
wait what how
>>144677478
message me, Kirito Tia
Ding dong the cat starts to fall.
>>144677497
inb4
>sup proci
>>144677164
go to sleep thenpepperoni
>>144677363
source pls
>>144677578
I did sleep, but I'll get some stuff done that'll tucker me outpupa.
>>144677497
server?
>>144677578
It was crossposted from one discord to another so I'm not 100% sure, sorry!
hi are there any cats or lizards around that are into tail-entwining?
>>144677478
>What I don't get is how to time my defensive cooldowns properly.
You have 3 tiers of cooldowns, lets call it heavy, medium and light by mitigation rate. Taking PLD for example you'll have something like
>heavy
sentinel, hallowed ground
>medium
rampart, bullwark
>light
foresight, convalescence
Then you have awareness and sheltron that are more situational but can fit on all of those tiers depending the fight (for example awareness is great against bow shiva, but against other bosses, while it negates crit, boss might not crit to begin with).
In a nutshell on raids where tank busters pop up often you want to save the heavy cooldowns for busters.
If your heavy cooldowns are down you'll want to use a medium and a light and if for some reason everything is off you're doing it wrong.
Dungeon wise, you pop them by mitigation order as mobs will ALWAYS hit harder at the start of the pull, just don't go ahead and pop sentinel right off the bat if you have a WHM dpsing since the stuns will make you take 0 dmg making your cooldown go to waste.
>>144678274
>playign pld in dungeons
neck urself
>>144677497
>would love to do this to an elezen couple
>this poster is probably cats
>>144678274
>keeping scourge up
He's playing DRK you turbo homo.
>tfw big Roegadyn stud
Did someone call for a bull?
>>144666783
You're an annoying as shit arrogant cunt and your screenshots are remedial as fuck
>>144678559
rude
>>144678401
use clerics stance instead of hatefucking me with your stare and casting regen
shitter
>>144678401
>>144678473
What part of
>Taking PLD for example
you guys don't understand? Regardless your tastes in tanks PLD is still the simplest to explain shit like this so fuck you.
>>144678237
Yes. Are you on Balmung or a different server?
>>144678401
>>144678473
You missed a certain line, anons.
>Taking PLD for example
>>144678473
>He's playing DRK you turbo homo.
>>144678274
>Taking PLD for example
He's drawing parallels you mongrel. You can just replace the PLD specific skills with their DRK equivalents.
Why does it always seem like there is nothing to do when the servers are down? I know I could be doing something else but I don't want to do anything else!
>>144678559
this was posted 2h ago r u ok
>ywn be someone's pet-tier sub cocksucking sissy maid fuccboi
You'll never know how my hell burns.
:3
>>144678760
Probably because we're so accustomed to playing this game more than others. It's like a drug addiction. It sucks. Cute au ra, by the way. Wouldraenher in.
>>144678760
Do you have more cute/lewd screens to go through? I imagine a lot of anons could have fun with and/or appreciate those.
What's the priority for quests once I log in if I don't really care about the story or Nidhogg Ex, and I just wanna make money by providing crafters with mats.
>>144678274
Thanks for the response anon, that clears things up a bit. So if you're in a fight where tank busters happen more often than your heavy cooldowns can recharge you just save a couple medium/light cooldowns to emulate their effect?
If I have a constant squinty-eyed pissed off look on my face like I'm trying to squeeze out a big poo and try my hardest to make my voice sound deep and cool, do you think girls will like me?
>>144678857
Do you like miqo'te?
>>144678071
>bestgirl
>>144679104
Tidus is that you
>>144679104
worked for him
could work for you
>>144678857
never say never
send me a tell
>>144678995
Not that guy, but during the first week or two of Thordan Ex, a PLD main in my FC would use Rampart+Bulwark in lieu of something like Sentinel for (non-buffed) Holy Bladedance, so that he could stay out of tank stance for as long as possible to push dps. I suppose you could do the same if you really needed to. However most fights aren't gonna push you that hard when it comes to mitigation.
>tfw vacuumed entire apartment
>tfw did all my dishes
>tfw even separated my recycling for once
>tfw caught up on laundry including my roommate's and folded all of it
>tfw still 10 hours to go
I want a maid outfit for my effort gods damnit!
I hope the Ramuh weapons are the biggest purple lightning mess ever holy FUCK I am making one asap
>>144678857
Forgot your pic rock lizard.
Reminder, only you can prevent cyberbullying.
i wish someone turned me into a lightning mess
>>144679656
pst me aika tsunderie........
>>144678865
You have instantly become my favourite person for the next hour due to that silly pun.
>>144678967
Hmmm, I don't have any lewd pictures, plenty of cute ones though.
>>144679752
>aika tsunderie
what is this hot new meme
>>144679656
just ask ramuh
Only you.
>>144679447
Holy shit, someone else hyped for cool Ramuh weapons, you my nigga.
>moogle Tribe quest requires you've done certain moogle questlines
>The Churning Mists is absolutely blank
>confident I've done them all because love moogles
>double check the Reddit list
>missing half the list
>get them done an hour before maintenance
>>144679836
I'm going to login and craft myself the Ast/WHM one immediately and stealth craft ones for friends too. I am hoping people bum rushing housing will keep them away from the Market Boards for a short time.
>>144679618
ironic posting is creepy u heard it here first
>>144679785
a cute and lewd cat that is also my future wife ingame and irl
>>144679997
he wasn't talking about your posts dumbass
>>144680084
Post it, probably shit.
>>144680181
then what was it
>Tfw sleep before it comes
>UK
>Boiling fucking hot at night
Welp.
No sleep for me then.
>>144680084
WHO is THIS
>>144680296
>he doesnt have a fan with a sleep timer
>>144679964
I'm making one for a drg friend. We spammed that shit for a whole day, got like 3 ramuh ponies and we never seen the drg spear.
>>144679964
I'd be half tempted to switch to the WHM gavel if the weapon looks really good, it'd be a shame to waste the Replica HA Crook I'm using though.
Definitely gonna grab the DRK weapon, and probably the BLM weapon too.
>>144680410
What the fuck is a fan
>>144680398
holy frug i can smell that from here
>>144680398
>filename
WEW
>>144679618
Reminder bgc@ dated vjera and was dumped for being a beta bitch.
>>144680398
Behaveor I'll pull your tail.
>elk getting triggered and samefagging about rheia for getting called out on how much of a creep he is
everyone, get in the bunker
>>144678857
>>144680432
Should make it a surprise and make his day.
>>144680491
I'm wondering what sort of effect they will have, I mean it seems the most likely it'll be "purple glow w/ lightning of some form" but I guess we'll either have to wait on the data miners or for the game to come back up. I hope you can get em crafted, anon. Or just make em yourself if you can!
>>144680703
damn dude you got me
>>144680520
Its the windy blowing thing that makes coldness around you.
Understand sport? Theres a good boy.
>>144680703
>Elk is samefagging about people that upset him.
wow stop the presses. new thing that never happened before. big story just breaking.
>>144680818
Why did you do it?
>>144680674
i am behaving
what did i do
what the heck
>>144680398
>dat filename
>>144680881
human flesh tastes way too good for me not to
What wards on Balmung do you think will fill first?
>>144680956
All of them.
Instantaneously.
>>144680818
>who'd i backstab? huh? HUH? NAME ONE PERSON
everyone in lonely ls
bam
>>144680956
ill fill U up first, fuccboi
>>144680904
>click on thumbnail expecting delicious bsm chest and accompanying abe cleavage
>its the shitty arm chest instead
ONE JOB
>>144680764
Yeah, It's obvious that they'll be lightning-y, but to what extent or what the effect will look like isn't so easy to guess.
I'm also curious as to what the Endless Expanse weapons will look like.
>>144680904
Don't take that tone with me, I can read filenames.
>>144680398
red eyes are so trash
>>144681130
>ARM
>shitty
Hey, take that back! I like tubetops and boleros.
>>144680398
The cat on the right reminds me of indian food.
>>144681183
stop insulting my abe youre creepy elk
>>144681110
He didn't post the log you decided to save and repost
>>144681110
Whos who in this
>>144681130
ARM isn't shitty but BSM is great
Reminder, xivg is bad at the game
>sks is bard for bard
https://dervyxiv.wordpress.com/stat-weights/
>>144681160
but it's just a funny meme
she's a really good cat
>>144681130
>144681479
>>144681479
>>144681479
>144681479
Now with a server up countdown in the OP so you don't have to ask.
>>144681310
not my fault they have the same tastes of a preteen
>>144681270
Those are some big iron ingots being smuggled in that tubetop.
>>144681473
>Algy and Shan are bad
Stop the presses.
>elk hates characters with red eyes
no wonder he wouldn't notice me...
>>144681447
Ok I was just kidding ARM isn't shitty I just like c@boobs okthanks
>>144680619
Dude, bgc@ dumped vjera and she nearly killed herself.
>>144681643
my au ra has red eyes
its anon memeing
>>144681183
abe is trash
>>144680410
>sleep timer
Corea pls go
>>144680398
Any more pictures with these cat goddesses together?
>>144682219
I see them around a bit but I only took two screenshots with them sorry
>>144680398
s t i n k
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>>144682370
S T I N K Y
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>>144679878
Same here except:
>check the Reddit list
>login to do moogle quests
>confident I've done the ones that are needed
>don't re-check the lists until after maintenance
>missed one quest line and 3-4 quests