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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
I thought there were more on there than that.
1rd for Post Medics
>>144345625
early version why
>>144345625
Yeah post the updated one, I'm having a cow
>>144345724
i dont have the finished version
you can make the next thread with it
got it
>>144345823
I demand reparation
get me
>>144345948
o-okay
*gets undressed*
post butts in >>>/trash/3218172
>>144345945
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Valve releases an update with what you were hoping but had to fuck up ________
matchmaking
>>144346437
Highlander & 6s is released, no blacklists, queue is just as terrible
>>144345945
i don't like viva but his loadout is pretty
un-delet it
>>144346319
the economy
>>144347332
who?
>>144347352
Trade hold hits all parties, even mobile auth.
Crates no longer use standard keys
Keys from before the update become vintage, can't be used except as a 'souls gargoyle' type token that recrafts vintage stuff together.
Unusuals can only be unboxed by vintage keys.
All hats go all class
>>144347825
>vintage keys
what
you mean normal non-case keys?
>>144347825
Yes perfect, even the part of no more unusuals ever
>>144348079
Yeah, they change how the key game works completely
:i
They'd keep the whole process for weapon skins but hats become the status symbol they were meant to be
>>144348361
Good guess but I'm literally a Who from Whoville
>>144348460
>status symbol
>meant to be
What is your major malfunction?
>>144345625
>tfw asteroid debris is actually soldier bombing from space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkw7l8IgM4g
will the earth medic survive this fight?
>>144348932
Oh ok ur just new that's acceptable
>>144349225
So you're one of those people who takes everything at face value. I have a Modest Proposal for you.
>>144349528
Eldritch Bait, spun from the Yarn of Old
overwatch is fun but i suck
how do i not suck
>>144349875
Jonathan Swift was good at baiting, some (who?) would even call him a master.
Anyhow Unusuals were just a reward for being very lucky and wasting your time unboxing. Much like the earbuds at first they were only an indication of how much of a fool you were. Only one or two of the effects even looked good, the rest were very situational. Having an unusual that didn't look good meant about as much as having a nuts robo-topi does now. That's great son, you wasted your time.
>>144350440
it goes too fast for me, i can't handle it
Given our b8bros are part of the family, lets talk about something wholely tf2
How to make Spy a viable pick
>>144350592
you can't
now tell me how to not suck at overwatch
>>144345625
I wasted 99 cents on this
Please validate my poor decisions
>>144350373
id?
>>144350703
What do you mean
>>144350373
1. Pick Bastion
2. win PotG
3. kys because this is /tf2g/ you fuckwit
kys me
>>144350592
koth? cp? Give me context bruh
>>144350996
lol kys fgt
>>144350592
Well if I wanted spy to be an actual contender he should have a sapper than can't be removed but only deactivates the sentry. A single pybro makes that entire part of playing spy disappear, so if he guaranteed got the sentry to "restart" building from level 1 to level 3 it'd be a way to play around the homewrecker/engiecamp
One of the main problems spy faces is being far less effective when fighting enemies that expect to face spies, especially more than one. Quite a few times a baddie friendly spy has decloaked near me and in the spray I got noticed. If spy had an additional movement option, perhaps like Snake from MGS could prone, hang from ledges, or climb things a bit over crouch+jump height he could be a more credible and timely threat to people hiding behind their line, as well as have new ways to escape detection.
>>144350592
spy's problem is the better the opposite team is, the harder it is to play
so it's a class forever designated to be pub shit
>>144351071
why
>>144351236
bastion is boring
>>144351607
I like that, I almost wish he had prop options so his hit box could lower more significantly
>>144350592
spy needs to be more effective when nobody expects him. like a faster decloak time would be good, and maybe a faster walking speed while invisible. also, the only situations a spy is viable in, are situations that people would easily detect a spy in.
>>144350373
Queue with friends. Solo queues will make you wanna rip your hair off
Is it still possible to change spy decloak sound to cheat? Does it need sv_pure?
>>144354702
Or step sounds I guess
>tfw got potg on ster and ruwin's team fortress 2 and overwatch streams
>>144351581
A (you)! My existence and shitty tastes have been validated!
>>144352124
Yeah but that Ult tho
>>144354702
No, you could find a server addon that emables Item sets though. Get your saharan spy on
>>144350996
considering it's worth 3+ dollars at least you could turn a profit
>>144356363
kekekekeeekke
>>144356437
I bought the gun for 3.31, then burned 99 cents for a name tag. At lease the desc tag was free
>>144356767
at least you can play with the robo head I guess
>>144356363
Oh I'm laufin
junkrat is fun as fuck
post tf2 memes
Since there's no Rhythm games general and I know some of you fags play Osu (I'm looking at you, videogames)
How do you handle low BPM songs? They just throw me off so much, anything under 140bpm is suffering.
>>144358593
>>144358862
thanks
new pass time map announced
>>144359090
who cares?
>>144359161
i do
>>144359161
me to, that gamemode is fun, better than OW imo
What mercenary has the voice?
>>144358593
yep.
>>144360032
Clearly, the dude who voices Medic, since he's gotten around with his voice acting
>>144360032
The one with the Australian accent.
>>144358593
>>144360032
I meant to post "What mercenary has the best voice?"
Geel's doing an AMA on reddit
tempted to post handsleep
>>144361975
Ask him about his footrest.
>>144361975
link it
>>144362136
>handsleep
>>144362283
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4med08/geel_i_coown_a_few_websites_ama/
>>144358593
>>144360275
Yeah, I like him more as Kazuhira Miller from the Metal Gear Solid series though.
His performance in the Phantom Pain and Ground Zeroes was pretty damn good.
>>144362409
you know honestly I was about to post it but I'd probably get purged/no one else would get the joke
can't think of anything actually clever to say other than college dropout who likes to rest his feet
Who /meme/ in here?
>>144363521
disgusting
>>144363521
I'm the best memer around. I'm so good at them, I myself am a living meme
>>144357736
Shitposting Demoman
ftfy
>>144364054
n*gger detected
>>144358825
just don't play them
>>144363521
white bruisers is better
>>144365785
I have to if I want to unlock all the song sadly.
>>144350373
6 stack + voice
>>144367990
but i don't have friends
I won my first ever mge fight
>>144368984
kys shitter
i won the first time i played mge
>>144369012
>>144369029
it was my first time and I won
>>144368903
there's a discord for the owg where you can find people to play with
>playing TF2 with my girlfriend
>she's beating me in Scout MGE
> :(
>go Soldier (v Soldier)
>win
:)
>gf
disgusting
>>144370659
>losing mge to a girl gamer
>>144360260
meme-s worthy of our time
>>144371065
my girlfriend could probably kick your ass wanna MGE her
>>144369369
but i'm autistic when talking to strangers with a mic and i'm not na or eu
>>144372678
Hell yeah ill mge ur gf all night thx 4 the invite
>>144372818
wow that is NOT OK dude
>>144372237
Now the hard work: making it Soldier.
Oh! I feel it, Maggots. I feel the hype!
battalion's backup instead of the knapsack
Black Box is a nice and square rocket launcher.
>>144372983
We are all rooting for you
>>144372983
Festive Black Box fits the color scheme too and is even more meme rockit
>>144373718
that's not a bad idea.
my tf2gfu's profile is private
:r
my tf2gfu's isn't
:·3
oh
he made it public
i wonder if he read my post >//<
now it's private again
do you think he hates me
oh
so if I have a trade offer on a 15 day hold but my authenticator is done in like 5 days will the trade offer's hold go down?
Fuck this trade hold shit
>>144361420
GOOD VURK COMRADE!
>>144356942
That's why I got it in the first place
tf2r has like 5 raffles and logs me out every day while scrap.tf has hundreds and keeps me logged in. I am now a #GeelGrenade
>>144377509
no, having the authenticator activate will not complete all trades that are on hold
>>144377851
fucking gay shit
remmeber when there were only level 1 dispensers and teleporters
remember when medic was always picked over scout
Remember the days before OW took over and TF2 was like 30% fun?
remember when videogames didn't exist
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST
>>144377851
Wait , not completing, but it doesn't at least reduce the wait time at all? It wont lop off the rest of the wait? FUCK this
>>144380512
no
i was very frustrated from trading too
you can just click 2 buttons and fuck yourself up for half a month
its not as fun as it used to be
>>144380668
god FUCKING DAMN IT I know its just 15 days but damn thats stupid
I hate doing this, but my depression is in full fuckin' swing: does anyone have a comp. beta gift pass to spare?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197998509677/
If you see something in my inventory you want, I'd be happy to give it to you after being gifted the pass.
>>144380945
Lmao, dude, get the fuck outta here with this bullshit
i want to play tf2 but I'm scared that will stop angry with rage again
>>144380945
adding you to send you a comp invite
what did you do to earn the lo fi
>>144372678
>>144372818
damn lmao
>>144372818
rekt & cucked
t b h
>>144381421
For a brief period of time I posted on Facepunch (I was younger and dumber). On the TF2 subforum there's a thread for posting crafting results. Someone smashed a craft hat and a Vintage Lo-Fi together and got a shit hat. Me and a few other posters shit on him, and I shit you not, one of the Kritzcast hosts took notice and posted in the thread. Since my Steam account was tied to my Facepunch account, he gave me and a few others Unique Lo-Fis. Last time I checked their Lo-Fi tracker (it's been down for ages), less than 200 people owned Unique quality Lo-Fi Longwaves. Individuals on that list include Robin Walker and Notch.
>>144381038
<3
I'm getting so sick of this meme. You should be grateful that I even consider healing you. I am not your bitch, you are mine. I don't have to heal you and I don't have to take your shit, especially if you're not keeping me protected from enemy fire.
Post your TF2PlayerRankings stats
tf2 ocs are ruining the game
>>144382637
i can also pubstomp without you, while you need to latch onto someone that can actually shoot a gun
pussy
Can someone post the healslut gif?
>>144382637
there's healsluts and healdoms
Whenever I play medic I'm a healdom, since I'm better than 99.9% of my heal targets at whatever class they play so i call what they should do and if they don't follow they get removed from the premises
>>144383747
What's the easiest class and why is it the soldier?
> wide splash damage doesn't require good aiming
what do you think about this >>144375402
>>144384342
>meme
>>144384271
just wait until this gets c&d'd
>>144384342
the game is 9 years old, why are there sill low level plebs talking about "easy" classes?
for the same reason that there are still people complaining about "sticky spam" if they see a demo that knows how to use stickies for once
>>144384579
At least detonation of stickies needs skill and practice. Soldier is literally too easy and too powerful.
am i too easy
>>144377720
tf2r would become infinitely better if they forced (Yes, forced. Lock them out of the raffle functions if people don't) users to put their trade offers into some field in their profiles.
Do hats improve the skill of any player?
>>144384726
damn son im gonna post this on /r/tf2 thanks
>>144384437
gets what?
i talked shit to some try hard and posted an mge server address in chat and didn't show up
>>144384726
then why don't you play soldier? if its so easy you could easily pubstomp with it right? why does that not happen?
I made a picture. Do you like my picture?
Finally finished it.
>>144385928
needs more cancer
im going to SLEEP.
please tell me a sniper tale and hold me close to you
anyone who says salty deserves to have their head ripped off and thrown into a blender and shit on
>>144386391
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Sniper_revenge21.wav
>>144385928
Now this is my kind of content
>>144385487
BASED
I tell pretty much everyone I mentor to look at this guide.
>>144385487
>it's ok for me to use objectively broken weapons and centralize the meta because me killing as many people as possible in this video game is more important than the fun of other people also playing the game
>>144388432
Killing as many people as possible is how you have fun in this game. Are you one of those people that doesn't like dying in a video game? Maybe this isn't the game for you, then.
WOW IT MUST BE NICE PLAYING DEMO IN A VALVE SERVER WITH A POCKET MEDIC AGAINST A TEAM THAT HAS NO MEDICS WOW SO MUCH FUN
>>144389969
Just kill the medic.Medics never even bother to heal me whenever I play demo, it hurts.
>Join Badwater pub
>Guy literally has aimbot in his name
>No one calls him out on it
>>144391218
retard detected
if they have aimbot in their name, they just want someone to think they are hacking really badly
I'm working on a tf2 video about botting.
What music should I choose?
>>144392429
elevator music
>>144392429
slamming death metal
>>144392498
>>144392567
I dunno, it wouldn't fit.
I've considered using pendulum or propane nightmares to reference the classic;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g
But I rap would also fit well
>>144393071
cybergrind
>>144392214
Except he was actually aimbotting.
is there a map in any game worse than gold rush boy I sure do love pushing against 6 sentries every time
>>144393364
Hoodoo.
overwatch killed us
>>144393364
play low population servers
something between 10 or 20 to make it not that boring
every game I've played today on blu I've had to deal with sentry spam on last and it is driving me fucking crazy fucking brazilian niggers cant play any other class and nobody will go medic I fucking hate this game so much fuck engineer and fuck sentry spam
>>144398346
>playing pubs
Post Engies
>>144398623
should I use dead tf2center or what and I don't want to play 6s
>>144385432
it sounds like he got you really riled up by doing absolutely nothing.
>>144399151
no he thought he was good and he was talking shit so I told him off and I killed him like 5 times and he said to mge him so I posted the server and then I didn't show up
>>144399114
why are you even playing tf2 at this point
>>144398631
>>144385487
>then why don't you play soldier?
I have been playing soldier a lot recently, which is precisely why I can say now how easy it is to kill armies of people, considering that few people can play the only counter class of soldier, aka Pyro, well.
> if its so easy you could easily pubstomp with it right? Yes.
> why does that not happen?
It has happened a lot recently.
>>144385787
Reality is wrong, assumption is true.
>>144388551
> Are you one of those people that doesn't like dying in a video game?
Yes, it drives me mad.
> Maybe this isn't the game for you, then.
No, I still want to learn and get better. Recently I collected good scores.
>>144399114
Some community servers are good. Too bad that not too many people are playing in them.
>>144399304
Alright man.
>>144391218
>join upward pub
>2 demos destroying everyone and everything while being kritzed constantly
>if you go anywhere near the cart you'll get demolished
and thats when i stopped joining tf2gers pubs
>>144398631
Who is more mobile: Soldier or Demo, and why?
>>144399934
soldier.
demo can only do 1 or 2 jumps without having to get healed whereas a soldier with gunboats can travel a lot further.
Whilst demo can travel further in a single jump, the way most maps are laid out means that several smaller jumps as soldier is more useful than a single, long jump.
Outside of explosion jumping, demo's shields trump soldier's whip/escape plan but that's all irrelevant.
>>144399760
Who was it?
>>144400316
id/matchstickman
he was going 70-9 i think but the other demo was well over 100-single digit
i didn't recognize the other demo or the medic though
>>144400635
That sounds super not fun.
I hate when medics pocket me it's really annoying
>>144399934
Interesting question. Demo is technically faster on most maps, however, soldier's mobility is much more reliable to... err, rely on.
>>144398631
>>144400813
I don't like it when medics pocket me over clearly better players, but when they refuse to even heal me it gets annoying.
>>144397174
>Invest over $100 in keys to fuel my hat addiction
>Overwatch comes out
>You get crates when you level up
>You don't need a key or to spend money to open them
>Cool opening animation
>Four things in each crate
>You get some cash back if it's a duplicate
>The gameplay is okay too
>Each character is well defined enough that I don't need to worry about if they're demoknight/demo cuntsman/bazaar/sleeper directhit/jumper/default etc
I think I found a new gambling simulator
>>144399934
on an empty map a demo
but a soldier has the ability to rapidly re-position himself at a very low cost, where the demo has to deal with an arm time and each jump taking half his health
>>144400737
it wasn't
i tried all i could but 2 well-coordinated above average demos in a pub are literal hell
i even tried getting them with bodyshots with a sydney sleeper but they're so twitchy i couldn't kill either
mfw i
mfw u have brain damage
KILL
Sydney sleeper is a good weapon I'm going to start using that more often. I forgot it existed
I played TF2 today. It was fun.
Nothing triggers me more than a shitty pyro who tries to reflect all of my rockets that shit makes me rage
>>144401721
My favorite pyros are the ones that W+M1 right over my stickies.
>>144401721
i am this pyro
>>144401961
Why do you try so hard for a reflect kill it's so annoying I love when some fag pyro is trying to reflect my teammates rockets and I get right in his face and blow him up with my rocket and he can't do anything about it
>>144402071
you just said you hated that
>>144402071
for me, getting reflect kills is the only redeming feature of that class. I'd rather try and fail to reflect a rocket than walk at you holding m1
>>144398631
>>144400958
I gave up after 100 Loot Boxes. Fuck ton of dupes after 50
>>144403505
You ended up going for it despite the pencil clipping? I like it.
>>144403917
Yeah, the Pencil clips with everything, so I figured "I really like Hot Rod, though. Fuck it"
>cosmetic fags
here is a wallpaper
>>144405678
is a nice wallpaper , take this
>>144406261
i like where this is going
>>144406337
Is this what we're doing?
>>144406575
less talk and more wallpapers
less me
A tiled wallpaper for you guys.
>>144406712
cause some dont agree with how i doodis
i get straight meditate like a poodis
Can I shill my items here?
>>144405678
>>144406141
>>144406575
>>144406770
fucking saved
>>144407101
>>144407002
Go ahead.
>>144407161
I actually only have like 3 TF2 wallpapers.
>>144407193
now you can have more wallpapers
you want tf2 wallpapers
i give you tf2 wall papers
>>144407318
i like the gyrocopter engie
(^-^ )╯╲___(。˘з˘)ᗡლ==8 Don’t mind me just taking my Dotsy for a walk
>>144407525
he is actually super mario
the part of my left leg where it connects to my butt hurts when i lift it
am i die
>>144407217
could've used antialiasing
you can clearly notice aliasing on top of mid and in the door to kitchen
Selling a Strange Sandstone Special (MW), 2.17 keys (backpack.tf price), 2 keys for TF2G.
Add me id/acagebeyond
yeah i alias sometimes
my current one is "man with arm" how about you
i just use "human"
>m*n
:x
>:x
why are you angry
I have this, but there's a huge watermark on it and I can't find a version without it
water me
is human's name really mark
but you are a weed
you need to be pruned
oh
i suck
>>144408159
where is the watermark? I can't even find it
>>144408159
just post it
I picked up a bird today. It's parents were pissed, so I put it back down.
put me down
>>144408283
it says SOWL on the wall just above the hoodoo
>>144408291
I don't understand
>>144408360
yeah as soon as the post went through i saw it
i kept staring bERNIE SANDERS BBQ it distracted me
>>144408360
i was thinking that you posted the cropped version,
i didn't see the watermark
anyone else having trouble signing in to tf2r?
>>144408439
epic
>>144408516
i dont understand
>>144408474
It's broked.
>>144408713
this is the last one i have
thanks for the wallpapers boys
http://www.teamfortress.tv/34002/b-gser-five-undergo-roster-shuffle
>>144408931
np senpai
>>144409071
that shit needs editing.
>>144409329
He's Russian, what did you expect? Though really, unless it's that one tripfag talking about his ferrets, it's probably not worth reading.
What are you guys up to
>>144409792
Putting off going back to sleep.
>>144409610
It's a pretty good read.
>>144409935
There are no ferrets involved, so no thanks.
>tfw no one wants to pubstomp with you
>>144409979
shut the fuck up faggot
>>144400635
I know I'm late but,I need a scout and a demo for my hl team next season and I was thinking about asking him to fill in either.
How is he?
>>144410349
Inconsistent.
>>144409979
I just remembered about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZzJELbFRI
>8 years ago
So I got 4 vanilla keys and apparently they're worthless in trading because children these days want the csgo keys.
What 4 boxes can I open and hope for theIT'S NOT UNUSUAL
im owrthless
>>144410957
consult this handy guide
http://www.trade.tf/crates
>>144411016
>owrthless
>>>/vg/owg
>>144410349
tl;dr >>144410449
when he says he's playing bad he's playing ok
when he says he's playing good he's a fragging machine
he can connect pipes
he can take on scouts
back him up and don't let him take on a crowd all by himself
>>144411139
Wonderful.
Does jengerer's item manager feature ability to open crates without downloading the game?
>tfw your in your shower and you suddenly realize that the geel here is that guy who owns scrap.tf
Am I right or is he a imposter?
hey
>>144411675
Nope.
Unboxing a #31 because i got a job so i guess it's not a big deal
:i
>>144412353
FUCK.
Last time i unboxed and profited was way back when strange shotguns were 1 and a half key or when the strange phlog was release and i unboxed 4 in a row.
>last unbox was a warrior spirit
Time to sell my keys on paypal.
1.75 usd a pop id/chromeisbestmetal
>>144409071
god damn
Russian's typing in english is adorable. There's a tf2g named uter who types like that and even though he talks to me about weird shit sometimes he seems innocent because of the way he types.
>fighting a pyro who can airblast
>get out my stickies
>friendly soldier stops by and feeds the pyro rocket after rocket after rocket
>the pyro dies after reflecting 4-5 rockets at me
>the soldier didn't even get the kill
I swear that all soldiers need a guide on airblasting.
>>144414164
videogames are hard for some people
used to be an unusual trader back in the old days, hows the trading scene going?
>>144416920
Hell.
Backpack.tf
>>144417209
ahh yes, so it never recovered?
>>144409792
I made a video about my Hivemind v.0.17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGg17nNXShs
>>144416673videogames is hard for some children too
>>144418157
>bots 2 feet away from the pocket
i can see why people call retarded people bots now
*slaps your butt*
this is what you get for making me horny with that girly ass of yours in those tight pants
*pulls your pants down andbforces you to bend over*
oh my god look at that, who gave you a girl's ass?
now take my dick you little slut
holy cringe
*twirls skirt*
your ass is next, cringeboy
what about me
i want it in the pooper
please senpai
im going to fuck you all, you hungry sluts
>hungry
how did you know
yes senpai~ we've been real naughty
i like team fortress 2!!!!!!!!
>>144418157
Can you only get 1 king of bot running at once or something?
I think 3 fucking medics is overkill
king me
who had worse englosh,uter or freddy "wanted governmental it as community" the cactus
Who else is having fun on tf2 with their steam controllers
>>144420686
I will be in approximately 3-6 days
>>144420686
im kind of tempted
>>144421019
How can you afford it on your $0/hr salary?
Get a job, ya fucking bum
>>144420871
You're on the west coast right? I'm in bumfuck Maine and I got mine in 3. Stay optimistic.
Also I was worried I'd have trouble figuring out layouts but I was sleep deprived and inebriated last night and I was still having a blast fucking around on pubs. Now that this thing is out there's a good amount of submitted layouts but it's still easy to tinker with after the fact.
>>144421282
Yuck. Fuck no, I'm from New York. Besides it, I ordered it 11 PM last night, so I'd prolly get it on Wednesday, at least
haven't played this game since the robot survival thing came out and want to pick it up again, can someone give me a summary of what i missed
yuck me
>>144421407
>New York
Oh that's why ppl think yr problematic
>>144421549
Or all the hot opinions combined with the easily triggered degenerates of tf2g
>>144421506
*does that*
wait.. what'd I do
>>144421758
Lol we bros on how the west coast is tho
>>144421798
you yucked me
i think
>>144421758
why are you posting here, nobody here likes you
>>144422089
>is from the west coast usa
>>144422025
That's how it is on both coasts. It's a bias towards us and against them. Over and over again
>>144422089
I love me, my parents love me, Jesus loves me
>>144422212
Or one of those offended degenerates
i love being a degenerait
gr8 dgnr8 m8 8/8
i wish someone loved me
>>144419843
I can't understand what this says, ironically
>>144422738
he is asking who had worse englosh,uter or freddy "wanted governmental it as community" the cactus
three-rune strangifier when
>>144423638
after they release the concientious objector strangifier
release me
>>144417279
Nope, It's been shit ever since. Buds aren't a currency anymore though, that helped a bit.
>>144423705
Fair
Speaking of which can a tf2gf lend a picket, I keep selling off my objector
>>144423850
trade offer link?
>>144423850
I'll sell you mine for 1 ref
>>144423850
i'll sell you mine for half a ref
>>144386592
thank you, i always fall asleep before i can listen to it (´・ω・`)
>>144422260
jesus doesn't post here, your parents don't post here so how about you make like a tree and fuck off??
>>144423927
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=34187922&token=APGEH6zE
>>144424224
>>144424049
I'm not paying more than 2 scrap and all the crates you can carry for a meme
>>144424501
>2 scrap for an objector
go away
>>144424683
Haggle your mom with that mouth?
>>144424765
uh
what
>>144419786
But I'm completely unkillable this way
im completely unlikable
Thanks one million!
I'm honestly thinking I'd use it so others may feel the dapper hype
Unless another meem sways me
>>144425261
what do you mean
>>144425127
can you use sam on the bots' accounts and use achivement weapons? that'd be pretty interesting
just imagine 4 aimbot huntsman snipers sticking together
>>144425334
Someone helped me out and lent me an objector
I'm going to decal it one day
Perhaps a meme
I mean what I say
>>144425127
Except charged sniper headshots or chain backstabs
>>144423631
o-oh
umm
you too?
>>144425487
oh
you should make a tf2gfu objector
do you have a tf2gfu
>>144425575
"Teaching Games for Understanding (TGfU) is a useful approach for all coaching communities that enhances skill and technique and transfers practice into competitive-like situations."
>>144425567
l-lewd...
>>144425905
Oh ok you won't tell me hat tf2gfu means that's your prerogative
tf2gfu hat all-class when
>>144425982
its some gay ass erp homo anime retard circlejerk shit
>>144425982
tf2gfu is a portmanteau of tf2g and waifu
it means a tf2gfu that you REALLY like
mine is26dollar
>>144426046
:x
>>144426046
those are too many buzzwords in one post
that's dangerous dude
>>144426158
its nowhere near enough buzzwords
>>144426148
>it means a tf2gfu that you REALLY like
i meant to type tf2g, not tf2gfu
>-<
how do i cuck human out of 26dollars
just pretend you're an underage cute gay boy and when 26 gets bored of human he'll go to you
hrees howit to doit bro .............BRO GET THIS freakin...... there a spider on my face bro....................i killit
oh
so is this dude's claim to tf2g fame "i know how to run lmaobox + tf2 in sandboxes on my pc"
because uh, thats old hat, heh, if you'll pardon my epic tf2 joke
How did it come to this
>>144426449
good post
hmm i just want human for a few nights, but long term maybe i should go for half he's an underrated cutie
my tf2gfu is underrated
anyone else listening to ashley tidsale and wearing lip gloss while playing tf2?
anyone else not playing tf2
The dev of lmaobox has commented on my video of Hivemind.dll, nice
>>144425481
Yep, I can. It will just slightly increase setup time for new bots.
>>144425492
Spinbot fixes both those things.
>>144426862
*raises paw*
>>144426819
I have the weirdest Bat Outta Hell rn
*forces you to pocket me in team fortress two*
>>144427001
what do you mean :s
>>144427085
Read; weirdest boner
>>144427001
that's a pretty ok joke
>>144427085
he meansboner
*checks matchmaking*
*its still bad*
>>144426875
what about an ubered brass beast heavy
>>144426649
" THANK " u for the compliment...................but " FUCK " u for the gaybro
*plays overwatch with friends*
*has fun*
*sneezes*
achootis my hootis
>>144427173
no, im going to " FUCK YOU ", " gaybro "
listen to this shit, this is our theme now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwPLwX9aluY
you better like it, cause you are gonna be the girl and you are gonna be the medic in our relationship fuccboi
>>144424451
I meant more like "Here" as in here in the planet
>>144427173
>See Heavy with brassbeast and 100% Ubercharge medic through walls with my ESP
>Bait them to pop
>Walk behind corner
>Laugh and wait
>>144427667
do you suffer brain damage? nobody fucking cares what you mean you dumb fuck, the context is this general and not this planet earth
go to reddit or make a discord with your friends and stop being that guy that is in every fucking general that everybody tries to ignore but once in a while fails to do and spergs out on you
why do shitheads like you exist seriously, im a regular in 3 different generals and there's always unlikable insufferable idiots whose whole purpose is to be an obnoxious fucking asshole that shits up the experience for everyone else
>>144427831
More likeBrasstion
>>144427997
Try these
>>144427997
No. I care what I meant
I do go to reddit and I've got my own Mumble. I'm not in every general. Just tf2g
I exist because the Lord made it so
Chill, kid. If you get this mad over shenanigans on generals, leave your desktop and go outside
>>144427997
yeah find Christ omfg
>>144428201
Are these good enough?
>trying to play a serious engineer in pubs
this is a new kind of pain
now i know what those 5 spies on every team are always doing
>>144428381
Not safe enough
Not sound enough
>>144428429
They're really safe. Working wonderfully one year and change later
The sound is incredible
>>144427997
hholy fuck this kid is pissed
>>144428424
I've been so excited to pub a gunslinger now that I have my steam controller, 'bind x build 2 0' just got even easier~~~
>>144424501
.88 ref brah
>>144428624
i can't bring myself to use the nofunslinger though
i don't wanna be that asshole
>>144428713
they nerfed it and it sucks now
you can use it all you want
>>144427831
>they follow you round the corner and kill you
epic
>>144427381
no this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPdVL7Hnzpk is my theme as i 20-0 you irl and cleanse your disgusting degenerate soul with the power of my pure and wholesome love of the japanese barberry shrub
>>144428539
Hmmm...
This tempts a pardner
>>144428894
>Brassbeast heavy
>Having the ability to move
>>144428894
that's a pretty gay theme for cleaning somebody's disgusting degenerate soul
you'll find it's more fitting theme to soil your undisgusting buttcheeks with the power of MY wholesome " LOVE "
>>144428697
1) A better tf2gfu than you provided me with one as a charity
2) I can go anywhere and get one for at most a quarter of that
Top Jew
>dark falkirk helm getting visor shut style
that is my epic
>update for sole saviors to be on scout too
this is not my epic
>dark falkirk also going all class
yaldi, lads
what do you mean
>>144428881
i know, but old habits
even the sound of one still triggers me
>>144429421
Awwww man every hat that I've traded in the past that goes allclass just sends a bolt through my heart
i think im breaking him
>>144429313
i think im breaking you
*gently touches your hips and pulls you into an intimate hug*
>>144429513
Gunslinger Engy is now the best game of misdirection now
>oh shit mini-sentry I better kill it instead of chasing down that Engy
>who tf plays an aggressive Engy???
Hence the spy pubs
>>144429631
you have to look like THIS
do i look like that
>>144429754
no ill only have to make you believe it baby <3
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=155792758&searchtext=
valve
i need this
NOW
>>144429631
>>144429868
to get THIS
>>144429869
i disagree
>>144429869
I am not normally a supporter of duck content
This is an exception
I could make a Howard Pyro
>>144429869
bonus ducks
>>144429869
Am i the only man, who thinks, that this hat makes Pyro look like Duffy Duck?
best hat in the game
prove me wrongwe both know you cant
>be sniper
>badwater offense
>drop down from map room into pit
>two sentries shooting me
>quickscope med
>+2
>>144430484
Worthless now so
forget ducks
we need THIS
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=40238528
Forget hats, we need this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=450382926
do we need me
idk about "we" but i need this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=66680864
>>144429869
>literally me cosplay
Not sure on how to feel about this
>>144430484
Pyro lightbulb
Bunsen brave
Demoman full knight armor
>>144431548
>Pyro lightbulb
>Demoman full knight armor
YOU CANT POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS
>Bunsen bravepretty cool, ill give that
>when your team doesn't appreciate your solid defense
im brave
*is only slightly anxious*
stop making me horny you little slut
>>144432359
Not how it works
:x
human only likes his bf
can i be your slut
why don't they call the double quarter pounder with cheese a half pounded?
>>144432000
Filamental is alright if you wear the right hats with it.
That would be cool if you could drive that truck.
>>144432000
>not naming your sword "It's just a flesh wound" and run around in the full set
i like the lightbulb because it's actually a cool concept.
It also gives an unfair advantage and pyro is based on those
>>144433220
The patties themselves are 2 quarter pound pattiesb4 grillingso you don't think you're actually getting a half pound of meat
>>144432000
>Bunsen brave
Much better than its non-robo hat.
>>144433939
Literally lol'd
>>144433252
you telling you've played this whole time without vehicles ? LMAO
drive me
*vrooms*
>>144434036
What bind is it again
'Bind "x" "drive"'
>>144432059
>one assist
>no dispenser
>no teleport
>plr_nightfall
0/10 go back to engi school u pleb
>>144434036
The only vehicle I've ever driven was a bumper cart during halloween.
bump my cart
>>144433059
every anonymous in this thread already is my slut so if you are posting here you are automatically are my collecting pond
>>144436009
Literal Who
>>144436009
having ~80 people be your slut makes you a slut too
>>144436406
i bet you'd like to know who is owning your cute little ass, huh
be a good BITCH and take it
>>144436813
that's not how it works sissyboy
>>144436813
You know it's only 5 of us right
>>144436989
You are not me
why is quake live so good
>rocket jumps
>airshots
>fast movement
>no payload mode
its like the perfect complement for the average TF2 player
>>144437384
Bc tf2 is quake???
>>144412261
you missed a LOT of tf2g history. There was a pastebin dedicated to all the shit pulled on geel when he used to come here, but it was taken down I believe.
Fucking lol, someone just told me this guy tweeted about me.
>>144437550
Shit?
I'm admittedly ignorant to tf2g history, didn't start coming here till years after /vg/ started
>>144412261
geel hasnt come here for a very long time but he used to be a regular poster with a tripcode and everything
and yes it was the """""""""""""""""""""""""""real"""""""""""""""""" geel
he has since moved to tftv because the competitive community has their noses up his anus for pretending to care about the scene and nobody liked him here
>>144437667
fuck off you redditer
*puts his nose up your anus*
*I am not him
>>144408142
videogames you fucking subhuman how do I play SLOW rhythm games.
>>144437929
>*puts his nose up your anus*
>*I am not him
what did he mean by this
>>144437384
also
>no airstrafe
>no hats, taunts or gimmiks
>you have to give money to bethesda
>beth literally cares less about quake than valve does about tf2
>>144437971
click the circlesto the beat
>>144438004
quake doesn't need updates to feel good unlike tf2
also
>no airstrafe
>no hats, taunts or gimmiks
i don't see the problem here
>>144437894
I literally only made the account for the salt, it's like 27 days old now
>>144438004
Not my jumps
Not my trimps
I dont care what you say, i still think that OW is like mannpower.
whats your favorite crossover map from another game?
the de_dust2 adaptation is pretty cool i wonder if valve knows about it
i bought overwatch and my potato toaster can't run it
:(
>>144438274
I keep dropping my combos...
>>144438004
yeah bethesda are real cunts about quake live
they removed linux support for absolutely no reason and they put a price tag to the game a few months before releasing the new Doom... i guess they didnt want people to be able to try a real arena shooter for freei heard the singleplayer is okay tho
>>144438815
get a fps config
oh wait...
>>144439050
Has Bethesda always owned this shit?
>be pyro
>destroy engie sentry with flamethrower
>"fucking w+m1 noobs, u just run directly to sentry"
>go demo
>kill same engie
>"wow, sticky spamming, u sure are mad"
>spy
>kill, sap, steal intel
>"haha, all this rage spys"
All classes confirmed to be rage changes
>>144421417
not much. a bunch of new weapons were added, the hat trading community died because you can't trade items instantly anymore, a lot of people that played this game left for overwatch and cs:go, and almost everyone that is involved in the competitive scene.
>>144439251
>playing pubs with chat enabled
>>144439251
Sounds like Engineer confirmed for closeted
>>144439251
Engineers complaining about sticky spam will never not make me laugh.
>>144438982
play harder songs, so if you drop it's okay because it's outside your star range anyways
then go back to the easy ones and FC themstop farming and enjoy the game
>>144439208
since 2009
id software was an independent company since the 90's i think
>>144438773
tr_minecraft_b08
>>144438815
if your toaster can't run ow, it can't run tf2 decently (no drops below 60fps ever)
>>144439481
This is when historians will look back in anguish, for this was when the world fell
>>144439569
If your television can't run the new show, it won't run the old show :/
>>144439448
Kimi no Taion was fun/easy.
Because its 220bpm
I'm going to play it on hard now and it should be easy still.
every trading website needs to die
they control the market too much and create the constant devaluation of each and every item in the game by placing too much power in the hands of the buyer
If valve were to take some legal action to close them down people would be more likely to invest money in the game for trading which would further boost their own profits
but that'll never happen because Jews work together
>>144439889
I've met Jews
They don't do that
>>144439771
ow is optimized for GPUs, tf2 for CPU and with all the hat updates you need at least a modern i5 to run it satisfactionary
>>144440084
at least i can make tf2 look like shit to run well
whats the name of this mod
>>144439513
the tf2 team liked some of the minecraft maps
they made a blog post mentioning one of them like years ago
>>144439889
>I don't know how economics works: the post
>>144440392
old school tf2
look for it on gamebanana
>>144440189
http://www.teamfortress.tv/7598/tf2-benchmarks
do this
post results & specs
>>144439994
they're either Jews in the sense of gay christians or they're good at pretending they don't
>>144440570
>memetext instead of refutation: the post
>>144440392
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4130
huh, who knew. I guess there is a huge minecraft head of notch in the game so having several official ties between tf2 and minecraft isn't that suprising
>>144440885
This is what you rly believe
>>144441272
yes deal with it faget
>>144441138
>video
wew nostalgia
>>144441370
>-aget
Aww man I'm having nostalgia to the old "ur a maget"
am i a maget
ur all fagets
big warm cup of dick in your ass
>>144441542
i like big cups
do you like me
ahh i love the smell of a kids ass in the morning
of dick
what the fuck
tf2g vigilante help us
>>144437695
There were a lot of incidents, like a TF2g getting his nudes and sending them around as a joke, another guy here (redward I think) realized that geel's scrapbots had priced an item wrong, and he made like 200 keys profit off of them. At one point, it escalated to people here making a website dedicated to giving out the answers to geel's puzzle raffles whenever he posted them. Eventually geel got so fed up with the lads here, that he posted a raffle, and permabanned everyone that joined.
do you love me
>>144441980
>Geel nudes
Are you sure you aren't misremembering? Also, Engio supposedly stole $200 grand out of Geel's paypalThough I doubt it was that much.
>>144441980
That's my kind of content
you are so needy
i love that
get my nudes
>>144441980
>another guy here (redward I think)
That was Junk
i love being loved
should I unbox a crat
unbox a cat
>>144442390
An aristocrat
unbox me
[:x]
>>144442010
>>144442150
>>144442374
26dollar is a total cuck holy shit
>>144345625
Are the mayflower cases worth opening up or should I just buy some other key?
>>144442175
Wait, you're right, why did I think it was redward?
\ :x /
aw shit I unboxed a faggot
>>144442582
Don't open crates. It's basically gambling, but legal for minors.
:X
>>144442567
nah, i can love them both, i like to be the dominant part in a three-way
>>144442582
>anything of substantial value or quality in design is put into an artificial rarity scale
Yea no if you're even gonna open a crate open an older crate
what does des mean in japanese
nothing
it's just a manners thing
oh
im nothing
basically is "is" or "to be"
but more polite than "da"
manners are very important in nip
It's more polite than other words, sure
But
"Desu, a Japanese copula (です), or word used to grammatically link a subject and predicate, often translated into English using the verb "it is/to be" DESU, an abbreviation for Delaware State University."
B8 です
The weirdest thing about this general is how people reply to post by not poutting what post number they're replying to in their message
am i weird
how did people play spy before stabby invented cloak?
Is this vague enough
no
also people i dont reply with post numbers because its easy to type like this
im easy
>>144446018
its actually simpler to click on the post number youre replying to because it opens the quick reply box
you just think tripcodes are for losers but are desperate for attention all the same
was it ever confirmed that engio stole $200k from geel? it seems like that shit is easy to fake
also what's this about geel nudes? i thought that was someone else
If you're on a goddamn tablet like I am my big meaty fingers don't work as easily to punch those small numbers
Also for some fuckin reason it shoots me to the top of the thread when i open a reply, replying to more than one person is like the fingerbang minigame in the old 'emo game'
>>144446147
no geel
just jessecar's weenie in rainbow dash briefs / his buttpl*gs on his desk, and luna (a scrap.tf moderator) sat in his undies on his bed with a dog collar around his throat and "jesse's footrest" written on his scrawny manlet chest in lipstick
>>144446510
get clover
No thx
>>144446140
fuck u idiot
at least tf2 doesnt pander to horny underage idiot teenagers
the only reason overwatch is popular is because it has le s*xy waifus in it
my captcha was a stop sign
>>144446952
I will admit they are good waifus. Still not gonna play the game though.
>play matchmaking
>"yeah we need another soldier, could you switch? i saw that anon-guy play yesterday and hes probably better than you at scout"
mfw
>>144447065
This didn't happen
>>144447331
it did though
>>144447024
>ow
>good waifus
how bad taste can someone haveno seriously they are all shit
>>144447493
Don't EVER lie to me again
>>144447564
you are not me
I like my class-based waifus like I like my tf2 community
Inclusive of autistic and trans ppl
>>144447331
>>144447716
no you
i already have a graphics card
I for one enjoy the continual progression of technology towards swift obsolescence
but there are new graphics cardthat won't affect you in TF2 whatsoever Valve fucking fix your cpu bottleneck you fucking jews just because you can't sell those extra FPS doesn't mean they're not needed
my garphics card............i burnit
no because my hd7870 is just fine™
>>144448548
HD 7850 here fine™
10ghz dual core cpus when
>>144448823
In about 20 years.
>>144448425
>mfw CPU has 6 cores but tf2 doesn't use em
>>144448042
The 1080 is already out, though.
Not sure about AMDs line.
>>144448876
thats what they said 20 years ago
higher IPC is way more valuable than just more cycles and heat
am i more valuable than just more cycles and heat
So now that custom animations are allowed on Valve servers, do you guys use any?
>>144449010
maybe
was this >>144446952 you
>>144448921
>out
if you call a paper launch with barely any availability for their product "out"
>>144448876
pretty sure cpus in ten years will be back at 500mhz yet have 27474929cores for MUH EFFICIENCY
>>144449056
all of them, but i never see them bc i cant aim with viewmodels
>>144449252
why did you sw*ar
that was so fucking inappropriate
fucking is inappropriate
>>144449252
>>144449434
yes i dont like it its very uncharacteristic
i thought it was an impostor until you "you are not me"d the subsequent impostor
could you delete it for me please?
thank you
>>144449601
same here
i guess >he just really hates ov*rwatch
>>144449056
Why would you need custom animations
o***w**** is really boring to watch :x
>>144449601
it says i cannot delete a post that old
>>144450024
overwatch is for p*rverts
>>144449106
I have a 1080 on my desk right now.
am i boring to watch
no you're alright because you aren't 90% spam and flashy effects
>>144450926
hum
if o*w* took tf2's community wouldn't that mean it's full of ponyf*gs too?
i hate to say it but /r/tf2 is way better than this place
>>144450980
woof woof woof.......ha ha ha woof woof......woooofffff..........ouch coconuts on my face!! owwwch lol
- you barking up the wrong tree
>>144451028
hrm
I predict Valve is gonna step up their crate game. Something to match the loot piñatas in O***W****
>>144450980
you love the work of Matt Furie? Respectable
How do I make tf2 fun again. I've tried a bit of iron and done some mge and played an absolute fuckload of demo but idk its just not feeling entertaining. I haven't played in 2 months.
Who else loves what's happening to keys
>>144452721
Make pubs complain that underpowered weps are op by exploiting your transcendent skills senpai
>>144452731
what is happening to keys
>>144452721
turn your crosshairs off
maybe turn your hud off for added difficulty
>>144453517
They just keep Cliiimbing!
love me
>>144453598
i am ambivalent towards this
>>144453667
Love yourself first jfc
is tf2r kill
>>144453796
Yes. Geel is probably DDoSing them again.
>>144453916
>>144453916
>>144449056
Demo's, Pyro's and Sniper's
>>144453916
Do keys usually go down in price on the market during steam sales? I've got lke 30 steambux but I don't care about the sale
go on the market and buy my
pro vita saw kit (hypno daffodil)
pro basher kit (discharge manndarin)
pro eureka effect kit (incinerator hot rod)
pro revolver kit (singularity team shine)
i would also consider tf2 item offers for them
>>144455362
From what I remember yea
Last year they dropped heavily from about June to September, very similar to the timing of the summer sale. They're already at a solid 2.44 right now, I doubt we'll get as far as then though. Since the beginning of scm keys went from 1.50 to 2.45 in a month and never went below 1.82 after July. Expect lows of ~2.20
overwatch actually looks like shit
overwatch fucked up my aim
what do
>>144456326
all trash
>>144456326
This is not your profession
>>144455362
You know there's a nice price graph on the key page that you can just look at, right?
>>144456471
t. gross butterface neet that doesn't have a job at age 25 and lives completely dependent on his parents
>>144456590
I mean I'm not defending him butTeam Fortress 2
comp overw*tch is already in shambles
>>144456590
you are literally this mad i insulted your meme game
>>144456326
Get a job instead of living off unusable Steam Wallet cash IRL
>>144456590
He's 25? Hot damn, that and being a NEET weeaboo means his life is going absolutely nowhere. What a fucking failure
>>144456738
>mad
>meme game
>millions of concurrent players
I'm not mad, more disappointed by your stockholm syndrome to tf2.
>>144456832
>"overwatch looks like shit"
>[in you voice] *spews a bunch of angry garbage ad homoman personal attacks*
how is this not mad again
>>144457064
You have stockholm syndrome buddy, you've been playing TF2 for so long that you are obsessed and delusional about it.
>>144457226
or its that overwatch has boring looking characters, boring looking gameplay, boring looking maps, and killing doesn't seem enjoyable in it at all (imho, based off the few minutes i watched tay zonday play)
I just feel like they weren't trying to make it cohesive as a universe
It looks like borderlands tried to do Disney World's place where they cram the whole world into one small ride full of gross generalizations
>>144457442
>didn't play the game
>calls it boring
uhhhhh
>>144457813
>calls it boring
but he didn't
he said it looked like shithe's right
>>144457813
>you cant make any judgement calls on a game unless you play it!!!!
ok dude
>tfw ur friends who never played tf2 past shitty pubs moved on to Overwatch 24/7
>enjoyed playing with them but you don't like Overwatch because it's a bad game, but you don't wanna miss out on their fun either
It's a really bad feel my dudes
>>144457442
not to mention the hud sucks and the character animations are akin to a child waving it's arms in front of you, begging for you to pay attention to it. also the game has fucking autoaim, what the fuck is the deal with that.
>>144458154
uh
are you retarded
>>144457442
he called it boring three times
>>144458281
well yeah exactly
watching a game is not the same as playing it in any way
>>144458316
>because it's a bad game
maybe stop being an autist and play with your friends?
Reminder that the only reason /ovg/ shilling ITT is because they fell for the virtual pussy jew
Game is shit in reality you just lust after fake women
Prove me wrong
>>144458952
>preferences that are different from mine are dumb
overwatch doesn't have the same mechanical learning curve tf2 does. it also doesn't rely on aim or movement as much. it doesn't appeal to the same people. stop being retarded, or stop posting
>>144458641
fair enough but
>>144457442
he said it looks boring and killing doesn't seem enjoyable
you don't need to play the game to know how it looks all you have to do is surprise surprise look at it
>watching a game is not the same as playing it in any way
it is in regards to saying the characters and maps look boring
gameplay, fair enough, but you can still make a fair assessment of it without playing the game just by knowing the base mechanics
having played the beta myself i can say that everything he said is right
Should I get the smoking or just trade for a normal Nightmare?
smoking isnt good for you
if you need a team just ask, why come to /tf2g/ begging for people to buy it
>>144459456
>/ovg/
fuck off barney
>>144459456
>I'm too poor to afford Overwatch
>It looks so good, but it's gonna make me attracted to someone that looks like an actual person instead of my anime girls
>I hate myself
>>144459613
i know i know
but i wanna be a cool kid anon
>>144459708
:s
>>144458316
Find new friends, that what im going to do. That or be good enough to play lobbies.
>>144459779
>overwatch's waifus don't look like anime girls
hombre come on one of them's a fucking mech pilot in a plugsuit for fuck's sake
>>144459986
Yeah, and that's the one all the weeaboos love
Anyone wanna do some MvM with me and the boys in a bit?
no i don't
Pauling is better waifu IMO
>>144460268
No
>>144460268
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot, shitter.
do me
>>144460268
can't you just pay someone to play in your comp mvm league and fuck off from these threads
competitive mvm when?
>>144460680
>competitive
>mvm
chose 1 and only 1
i like human
hopefully never
>>144460786
mvm
Come on, it'll be fun
>>144460786
had this idea a while ago, the robots are humans but are fairly more weak.
>>144459557
>cries about his friends ditching him because he can't adapt to a new game instead of playing one thats over 5 years old
>calls me retarded
heh
>>144461036
human controled
>>144461036
why would anyone want to play as the robots then
>>144461192
you get to be a purple cirno girl
>>144461192
could be like left4dead where you get to play as the special robots
but I've never played that gamemode in l4d so I don't really know how it works
>>144461192
well i do, i would like to use giants and the ones that use crits.
>>144461358
I did, is really fun to use the special zombies but that community is fucked since you can votekick any person at any moment without punishment.
c*ck
Post a screenshot so I can crop and write clever text over it. Please.
>>144459456
I don't even really like any of the women in the game, good try.
>press quickplay
>join a game
>it ends before i can choose a team
fuckingggg
>>144461875
i hate that they made such good waifus in a game i'm ultimately totally disinterested in
also mei a best
>>144462178
well pauling is a good waifu also in dota there are some good waifus.
>>144462706
is 26dollar black
>>144463001
he is white
but probably tanned because he lives in the desert
>>144462703
pauling is a good waifu, i'm a sucker for chicks with glasses and their hair up, but overwatch just has so fucking many other waifus for just every occasion.
>>144463237
thats true
Yeah reminder that if overwatch was all male it wouldn't be as popular
do pyros that use the reserve shooter feel like they're skilled
>750mb tf2 update
what's new?
what's a FRAGGER got to do to get his dick wet in humans tight little fuckhole
i KILL all day and I want to see this little bitch's ass driven before me when im done playing high level tf2
>>144467668
literally nothing
valve has given up
overwatch is the new king
got a semi from reading that
>>144463001
>>144463104
he's native american
>white
lmao
>>144467668
they bundled in PREC but fucked something up with textures so you have redownload a bunch
mfw I know this guy irl
Anyone here ever buy anything off marketplace.tf?
If so how was that experience.
>>144464527
>y-yeah th-that g-game s-sucks! everyone likes it s-simply b-because it h-has w-women
why do you stutter so much
http://tf2r.com/k522cmn.html
its fucking saturday
post 3x3
you can play with or against b4nny on tf2stadium right now if you are fast enough
>>144475195
Can someone post Shuckle's fixed version?
god i fucking hate friendlies
>>144476304
idk why? the foods pretty good and the sundaes are hella good
Are there any pug groups that don't use mumble? I can't for the life of me get mumble to work and I'm forced to do non-mumble required lobbies for now. There's no groups that use discord or anything?
>>144475421
>>144473296
Fuck, I don't even know what my third album is. Fucking Deluxe Editions fucking me over
Or could be the unofficial Kanye live album
Not fempyro because I'm normal, but I doodle'd a Pyro like 4 years ago
are the tf2g pals kawaii irl too
am I kawaii?
That boy needs therapy.
>boy
here come dat boi!
is 26$ a dominant tf2gfu?
26dollar sucks
i would suck for 26dollars
o shit waddup!
i love you all
wtf that's gay
any one want to lobby or something?
post pictures other people have taken of you
Night night, kids
make new thread
i don't have any people who took screenshots of me
i will take a pic of you
make a cute pose!
umm
*makes a cute pose*
is this okay?
try bending over and spreading your butt cheeks
that is cute
now say something cute too
i dont want to get raped
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4mlrpx/we_really_need_to_do_something_about_the/
Is this person fucking braindead retarted?
anybody have 'dead by daylight' beta key?
>>144484617
>RO-337
What kind of fucking name is that
>https://www.reddit.com/user/RO-337/
oh god
OH GOD
the autism
It likes Undertale
It even has a youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfCG9GbOKJA
KILL ME NOW PLEASE
>>144484617
why
i don't see anything wrong with what he's saying
>>144484617
i don't know who's the retard here, him for posting that or you for browsing /r/tf2 and taking anything seriously
>>144484938
yeah dude we definitely need MORE tf2 weapon skins xD!
>>144484938
Community skins are shit. Especially the ones he linked. They should stay in CS:GO where they belong.
>>144484935
>caring this much about what a random redditors interests are
youre as pathetic as he is man
>>144484935
>Playing Phantom Pain on the Xbone
>That fuckin reload though
Reload gave me a good laugh. Xbone is still shit though.
>>144485015
valve is gonna add them anyways, and i don't doubt that they will start just slapping workshop skins in the game because they're too lazy to do something themselves
>>144485071
some of them are shit but there's some really cool stuff in there that i would love seeing in the game
>>144484935
>he failed three times to get into the helicopter
kek
Looking through his videos, oh my god his voice. It makes me want to stab my eardrums.
>>144484617
I'll give him credit, the community skins for TF2 are miles better then the gaudy trash CS:GO calls skins.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/709420
>>144485810
people hate playing pocket and med that much?
>>144485227
That's PC senpai. He's using a controller. Only PC supports custom music.
>>144484617
how about we use the weapons that have inspect animations but don't use them to get skins for them instead of 'these are better skins lamao'
>>144485941
It's just frustrated playing combo classes with randoms thats probably why.
New thread.
>>144486024
>>144485450
>his voice makes me want to stab my eardrums
You weren't kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_-0_pst6I
>>144486079
Get the fuck off. That's way too early.
>>144486139
750 is the post limit m8
>>144486139
What?
>>144486139
>his thumbnail
I think Vinesauce won't be happy. Using the same memes, style, and thumbnail as them. His twelve year old ass is gonna be balls deep in lawsuits and Vinny's sack.
>>144486260
>>144486285
We're on page 3/4 you fucks. Wait until page 8. God. What the fuck happened. Do you cum this early in bed too?
>>144486451
in 10 minutes after the post limit it will be on page 10
is this what you want?
>>144486451
Sorry, I'll let someone make an OP like >>144345625 next time. Quit being a faggot.
>>144486680
Back in my day, if the bumps were exhausted, we waited until page 9 to make a new thread.
Bmup