>>144096805
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
first for tf2gfus
why so early
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Thursday (:
>>144223302
to avoid some gay ass shuckle fag OP or some IRC forced meme fag OP
first for police work
>>144128496
good find
>>144223373
that probably wasn't gonna happen, it's not like anyone else was posting
what even is this op
last played: 3 days ago
i want to experiment with overwatch
also my friends play ow and not tf2
do you still love me
yeah sure
experiment with me
hah lol
new!! !!1!!
>>>/trash/3218172
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>>144224181
>pic
hahah LOL xD
>>144224283
shut the FUCK up fag got
>>144224424
ok
why are you a garden gnome
>>144224575
That wasn't me
>>144224642
ok fucking whatever
why arent you a garden gnome
>>144224769
My name is garden gnome because I like them
ayy post tf2(g) charts :)
>>144224893
are you scooby1961
im on my third protein shake for today, should i stop?
>>144225072Deal with it, Blaris
>>144225121
I am not
shake me
fuududududdududududusaaaaaaaaahahahasssssssbubububububoooooo
whoa there
*whacks you*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah me too bro haha
x.x
why are you talking abou t ME
bahahahahaooooooooooo
*wags tail*
pottis?
yeah ahahahaga pottis bro yeah dude lol
hmmm yeah the pootis gootis
i hate all of you
HOW TO MAKE HEAVY NOT A BRAINDEAD CLASS:
GIVE THE MINIGUN A CONTORABLE SPRAY PATERN
I THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA
WITH EVERY KILL HEAVY AUTOMATICALLY SAYS POOT SPENCER HERRE
i love all of my tf2gfu
mostly
>>144227346
hmm mm yes noted i have implemented this in the next update i have given you a finders tee with a random effect! !
The Lord loathes all of you
Mostly
*posts his thing*
this is not ok
i dont hate my tf2gfu much
>>144228169
that's creepy
what is it
>>144224424
>>144225864
>>144226065
>>144226306
>>144226681
>>144226832
>>144227001
>>144227346
>>144227842
all of these posts are made by me your local friendly raffler and dumb hat fanatic see you ladys later i have a plane to catch bye bye
>>144228381
?????
i don't know what you're talking about but i'm glad you're leaving
>>144228381
is this who i think it is
>>144228483
its a
What does he taste like?
>>144228649
Kill yourself
>>144228601
i don't think so dude
>>144223637
No one on /tf2g/ actually plays the game bro
>>144228649
bleach, so drink up and it will taste like sniper
>>144228272
its 4 red scouts all feeling sad together
>>144228649
i heard people taste like pork
>>144228914
but why do they look so creepy
>>144229108
don't make fun of depressed people
>>144229337
CAN YOU FUCKING STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING CUNT AND EXPLAIN WHY THAT PICTURE LOOKS WEIRD
WHY IS THERE EYES EVERYWHERE
>>144229447
that is rude
apologize
>>144229447
I think it's ironic because despite there being so many eyes, it's still hard to see a mental illness
but i'm not the guy who posted it so i'm not 100% sure
>>144229447
There's an image generator somewhere on the internet where you can upload an image and it will modify it using algorithms of eyes and shit to make it look creepy.
Those women longed for the touch of others' lips, and thus invited their kisses.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10380935
>>144230671
Of course I'm the only vote for Yes
am i real
>>144230797
lol fag
>>144230831
you are a real cutie
>>144230983
u.u
>>144230671
fucking
why thw fuck did you include a joke option i was going to vote seriously but i just can't if there's a joke option
>>144231084
fuck you tranny
>>144231202
what
>>144229447
It's Google's image recognition software. It is very much a work in progress.
>>144231202
that's a slur
**IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL**
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380985
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380985
http://www.strawpoll.me/10380985
>>144231383
If the person who chooses no means it's opposite day, then doesn't the question you're asking also translate in turn as "you're the worst at PvP?"
>tfw had fun
>tfw I realised I've been playing the same game for 9 years
>tfw I realised I started playing compulsively once my mother killed herself
>tfw I don't know what to feel anymore
>tfw I just want everything to be like it used to
Look at these assholes hacking in MvM again.
That Medic bot is never supposed to bounce like that. That is unnatural and clear evidence of hacking.
>>144231996
Cheating is bullying
>Making MvM webms
>>144231931
*hugs you*
mfw i sleep
>>144232406
>>144232252
The creator of that webcomic is probably one of those people that feels like shit because she's fat, and she then turns to eating in order to not feel like shit, not realizing that this coping mechanism is the reason why she's fat and thus feels like shit.
>>144232586
funny I've thought the exact same thing
i still like the comic
>>144231931
nobody cares
does my tf2gfu care about me
>>144231758
....... yes
>>144223194
>6s demos
>pub demos
>>144233594
That actually looks pretty cool. I like Medli's art.
is an orbiting fire unu worth it
>Unusuals in general
>Worth anything
>>144231996
Good webm
>>144233594
What is that thing
%voteissue%
%killername%
>>144234179
Demo wearing a wolf's head. Presumably based off of https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Highland_Hound
>>144234269
>kill
demo mains are cool i like them alot
do you agree with me
>>144234742
what a fuck
>>144234746
I really like playing demo in pubs using mainly just the grenade launcher. But I also like to play soldier a lot and I am generally better at soldier
Am I a demo main?
do you like me a lot?
>>144234880
>Am I a demo main
>Doesn't sticky spam
No.
oh.
>>144234880
if you only play x in pubs you are not a x main
>>144234902
maybe
who are you
>>144234906
why is that
>>144235114
using a grenade launcher against people who can actually move is hard
>>144235405
because playing a certain class in a videogame doesn't define someone's personality
>>144235543
but all demo mains i have ran into stand out from the crowd of autism
i think my theory is accurate
>>144235804
The plural of anecdote is not data.
>>144235960
that's a cool quote anon, I bet you're a cool demo main
>>144236171
god i fucking hate you
>>144236171
I'm a dumb pyro main, actually. Who knew.
is there a new phish where the person sends you an imgr link with the question, "hi there, advices for loadouts?"
not clicking link, just wondered if someone else has encountered it
>>144236815
cchagenge youre password NOWW
>>144236815
How do you phish through an imgur link?
>>144236523
ew gross
>>144236937
>>144236962
honestly i am skeptical of it myself, but the person who sent me the message usually doesnt talk like that.
idk senpai
>pyro mains
>>144237335
Hello
>>144237509
>>144237509
that looks ugly as fuck
>muh white energy
get a single decent unusual and shut up
>>144237335
Are we posting pyros now?
>>144237509
>2 Unusuals at the same time
>Model clips
i use the reserve shooter
ask me about my crippling depression
>>144237738
That's not White Energy, though
>>144237797
I know, I'm waiting till a Clean PE chef hat comes around. None out there, though
>>144237806
Why don't you just get over it?
>hydro mains
>>144236815
Was it actually from https://i.imgur.com or something that looks like it?
>>144238041
im too good to go to the dumpster sorry
>Why don't you just get over crippling depression
>Just bee yourself!
>>144237806
are you the guy from the last thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4
>>144238439
Actually pretty good.
>>144238439
That first Med that just stands still. Whyyy
Adding the casting commentary over the track. Whyyy
Nice song, though
>don't use any killstreak weapons
>have killstreak of 2 as pyro
>tfw you realize you got them from rocket reflects
>>144239010
ahaha dude really thats nice good work
>>144238990
>That's just how Taimou dodges ;)
> Exactly. It's so ingenious and no one seems to see why. Everyone expects him to be wasd-ing like there's no tomorrow. He wants the demo to shoot prediction pipes so that he can get away! Very smart play actually.
>>144239246
who are you quoting
>>144239527
Youtube comments.
quote me
*says gay things*
>gay things
am i smart
Not really.
r8 & h8
>>144240372
Random expensive shit slapped together.
>tfw best friend talked me out of buying overwatch
>tfw bestfriend only plays tf2 when we hang out together
>tfw best friend calls overwatch tf2 with more bullshit
>tfw best friend is staying best friend.
i am back baby
>>144234742
>Your post
>>144240372
>>144240468
I thought Sunbeams and Orbiting Planets are one of the best unusual combos?
The Starduster also complements the "Space" theme that he has going on.
wich tf2g wud u fuk?
>>144240947
The effects don't mean shit if the hats they're on don't match.
>>144240867
Overwatch is TF2 with more bullshit.
Scout can kill anyone in the game from full health within the span of a second, and he has the ability to teleport across half the map, then teleport back with his health/ammo restored to full.
It makes getting picks super-easy and is what essentially makes Lucio the only viable support.
post yfw you frag
>>144241072
None, because it's nothing but dudes and kids here. I am neither homosexual or a pedophile
I bet videogames and the traps would have a field day, though
no do not
>>144241256
>>144241256
>tfw no one ever takes screenshots of me
>>144241597
>18 damage as sniper
>more than your previous best
whoever took a screenshot of you installed the game 5 minutes ago so it's nothing special
>>144241670
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/708093
>>144242314
>4v4
lmao
>>144242424
>not joining lol4s, abusing unlocks and going shpee
lmao
I still don't know how to sticky jump.
>>144242983
then learn
>>144242838
can i join if i have less than 1500 hours and i'm not EU
The only map in MM should be cp_process
>>144243137
if you know how to play med a bit sure
>>144243240
can i use the vaccinator
>>144243628
lobby got closed lol
HL> 6s
>>144243852i agree____________________________________________________________
Haven't been here in years. Does human still post?
i dont know
maybe
>>144244578
i am a human
i post
>>144245237thank you very much, I work very hard to make quality posts on team fortress 2 general, it feels so nice to be praised for your efforts
>>144242983
- shoot stickies on ground ahead of you
- run to stickies
- detonate stickies when you pass them
- more stickies = more distance, but also more damage
- don't forget about fall damage
- if you crouch/jump/both as you detonate stickies, you'll go farther
Practice with the sticky jumper
It seems like every time I lose while pushing Badwater, it's because the medic never ubers me to deal with the inevitable sentry nest.
>>144240867
i mean tf2 may have bullshit like the gunslinger but at least it doesnt have 5 player revives by pressing 1 button
>>144246939
just ward his jungle
>>144247008
I don't geddit.
>>144247254
just gank him bro
>>144247418
Are you in the wrong general or something?
>>144247524
you are the only constant
why is sniper so easy bros
>>144246939
coordinate your ulti with your team and then it's easy
>>144248312
because you're A CHEATY CHEATER WHO CHEATS
>>144248751
i dont cheat other people are just very easy to point at sometimes
>>144248886
that's what a cheater would say
enjoy your VACation
>>144249258
it was intentional
http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20160602006554/en/
tf2 cucks on suicide watch
turn that frown upside down
im GLAD i got banned
144249983
ill give it a month or two before it dies off
HE'S NINE HEALTH
*grabs human&
med took 3 im leaving
how do i win human
>>144250156
>this much denial
>>144250319
i love denial;o
deny me
Does anyone here play on PS3?
Post Your Mains and Rate them
who even gets the highest tf2g rating i will draw you an MS Paint doodle
144250858
>>144250858
id rate my "main" class a 10/10
>>144250858
Do me, do me!
>>144250858
i rate my main a 100/10
>>144250858
>>144250858
winner coming through here
>>144250858
>>144250858
>>144251715
Get a third cosmetic already.
>>144250858
beste medic cominge through
>>144251805
i can't think of a good one to add
pyro cosmetics kinda suck
>>144250858
Best Medic of tf2g
144252024
not even close to best
>>144250858
hi.
>>144250858
what if I don't have a main
>>144232586
>>144232721
Not really, the vidya character in that comic is actually obsessed with eating ice cream.
Tell me a story about what happened while you played TF2 today that meets the minimum cultural standard.
>>144253063
you what
>>144253002
look whos talking
>>144253063
Today I joined a server and saw a pyro farming points with the homewrecker and nothing else. He had 5 kills and was already at 250 points. I then disconnected, because fuck that shit.
>>144252890
> Anger
Reddit is down the street
>>144253276
its me
im talking
>>144253002
Post yours.
>>144253538
Got any more buzz words?
>>144253721
Which one of those is a buzzword?
>>144250758
>console
I remember back when I had the 360 version, I had configured a mouse and keyboard as my control scheme by using this thing my friend let me borrow that he had used on his that he ordered off the internet.
Honestly the freedom of movement the mouse gives you just blows others out of the water when playing against others who are using controllers.
Also I was essentially the one of like a handful of people who could do voice commands other than call for a med because of where it asked for the 360 keypad.
>>144253624
no im me
>>144253678
>>144253897
>stock shovel
lmao
>>144253886
nice self promotion nerd
>>144253886
You're a tumblr furry, Max
Also you're underage
>>144253897
>orange
>>144253897
>strange weapons
actually kill yourself
>he can't deal with stock items
>he can't handle the sight of a color
>>144254301
>implying orange weapons are stock
>>144253886
oh hey i'm that video
i didn't even ask a question
neat
>>144254301
>implying the shovel isn't basically a straight downgrade to the escape plan/market gardener/pain train
>>144253063
I saw a Medic and Soldier today who were top scoring on a Turbine today.
They both had the same unusuals and the Soldier was using the Black Box, Concheror, and Zatoichi.his medic friend kept being dropped to crits and complained about it in chat
>>144253886
I actually wonder what other hackers think of MaxBox.
gee you guys are sure easy to trigger
>>144254654
sorry that you are too poor to afford hats
>>144254629
hes a skid
>strange shotgun is cheap
i usually do play without any of my weapons equipped tho
mordx are you here
what do you think of maxbox
>6 ref
>expensive
what
at this point i just feel like you're baiting
not him but maxbox should get banned from everything
>>144254949
mordx is a skid too
>>144255101
damn i remember when shotguns used to go for 1 key
>>144255165
mordx is actually closer to being a 1337 H4X0R
>>144218219
>>144255448
i guarantee you 90% of his code is c+p
and controlling multiple bots has been a thing for forever now
How do I stop this meme?
>>144256356
>Stock UI
>>144256432
customization is gay
>he hates stock
>he hates no hats
>he needs pro killstreak collector's strange unusual everything
if you are that guy, kill yourself
>>144256854
I hate stock because it's boring, been playing for years.
People with no hats or the Nohats mod? Either way who cares.
No unusual weapons go well with my sets.
Now I must live myself.
>>144256854
nothing wrong with no hats
full stock is ok in some cases but see >>144254585
using stock shovel is retarded
custom huds are really nice
damage numbers on default hud are disgusting
>>144256356
>meatshot enemy scout
>22 damage
>enemy scout hits you from half way across the map
>40 damage
What the fuck is this even?
>>144256356
get good
>>144253790
are you retarded?
i want to ____ human
*grasb&
KILL
>>144258373kiss
>>144257446
>scout at mid to far range
>random crit kills you instantly
hhhhhhhhhhhh
>>144258571
>playing pubs
>playing pubs with random crits enabled
asking for it
>>144255448
mordx never fails to make me laugh. He's constantly getting triggered by reddit of all places.
>>144258460
>ds9
can i watch with you? :3
ded
NOT BIG SOUP RICE XD
>>144257446
this, what the fuck is valve thinking
>http://www.teamfortress.com/thegreatreclass/
>new weapons
>heavy buffs
>sniper gets nerfed to the fucking floor
OH SHIT
>>144262226
>black man
>police
heh desu
>>144262226
please stop doing this to me
>>144262512
stop being so gullible
valve wouldn't release an update like this
>>144262353
Young edgelord BTFO?
>>144263247
i bet you also think blacks are people too
>>144262614
I just want another solid update, just one last good mix of new guns and cool hats, no gimmics, no skinnes, no KS kits, maybe a new pl_ or koth_ map. just something I can hold onto and think back to the good times I had with this game
>>144250858
1#1
>>144263329
Now this was definitely before your time, but there was a remake with Sam Jackson.
I'm going to SLEEP.
Kiss me goodnight!
no
kiss yourself
You don't tell me what to do!
*rapes you goodnight*
gay
>>144263361
same
but i kinda lost my hope in valve since we didn't have a good content update since gun mettle, which was also shitty in a way
all of the future updates are guaranteed to have shitty cases and shit content for all of the fags who play this game to spend money
when it becomes that easy to sell something, why pass the opportunity?
>>144263781
mor pls go
>>144264224
You can't make me.
>>144256356
>misses and then twitches onto enemy
>wooooow look the crosshair is right on him
cringe post
>>144264375
*FUCKING makes you go to bed*
Is a_friend a tf2g-er? I ran into him in OW, he told me to go back to TF2, then eventually ragequit
>mor
who
>>144264636
morwanneg
>>144264575
But I'm not sleepy!
>>144264729
oh
mor sounds dumb
the full name is cuter
>>144264842
I can understand why it'd be a pain to type out or say every time, though.
>>144264842
i think mor is cuterhe's cute too
im going to WIN!
win what
is there a secret raffu i missed
nerf THIS!
nerf what
is there an update i missed
>>144264610
i think hes that guy who wants to fuck the anime horse
nerf this
*bends over*
nerf this
*unzips reserve shooter*
nerf THIS
*pulls down danger shield*
Why don't the mods permanent ban human
but we are all human
nuh uh i'm a kitty irl
Human is cute! Cute!
fuckign go to sleep already
Night night, kids
>>144267251
is this you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo
we are all humans now
Except blah, he's a cat.
blah is my cathe doesn't know it yet
>>144268157
>>144268279
>>144268364
Guys just go do something else or play something else until the update is out and then we are going to have something to talk about.
I am doing something else, I'm watching tonight's match.
>nursey
>her
If Nursey wants to be called she, I see no reason not to. Anything else would just be mean and rude.
For me, i will go to practice rocket jumping and watch some of the dota tourney. Also maybe some real life stuff.
whats the update about
when is it coming
I still got it
*kills hackers*
i'm just gonna listen to music and lie in my bed trying to sleep/die
Matchmaking update
Balance changes
Dunno what else, it's really hype right now, because b4nny tweeted about it, and if b4nny isn't bitter and jaded with Valve yet, there's still hope.
recommend me sth on audible
*pockets hacker with the vacc*
>>144269215
*kills u then the hacker*
why do they keep updating lmaobox if valve keeps sending ban waves
people payed $20 for it, the guy who made it can't just sit around and do nothing about it
the whole point of paying for it was for it to be undetected though, they could have just used the free version if they make a throwaway account
whats the best hud for 1024x768
i was trying a quake style hud but it only shows the first number of health when i aim at teammates
*unzips pants*
龍が我がてきを食らう
>>144269605
I use flamehud at XGA and haven't noticed any problems with it
*unzips katana*
kawaii baka desu nandr naruto
>>144269780
what does XGA resolution mean?
ive been trying a lot of different huds lately, ill give it a shot
hehehehe.... you stand no chance kiddo....
*teleports behind you*
this is yuor end...
*shoots you with dual shotguns*
DIE DIE DIE
*KILLS you adn takes your soul*
muahahaha, enjoy an eternity in hell...
*floats away*
>>144269987
don't make me type numbers you faggot I'm on a phone here
>>144270191
tfw reaper is fun but don't want to be called out as a total edgelord
>>144270191
nice post but
uh
why not post it in the general dedicated to overwatch posts
>>144270286
>Caring about what other people think and not just playing whoever you have fun with
>>144270192
oh
so XGA is 1024x768
and XGA+ is 1152x864
i spend so much time with WXGA (1366x768) but now XGA is my thing and i really like it for some reason
>>144270286
play him ironically, make sure to say super edgy stuff in the chat
DIE, DIE .... leave my room mom?!
>>144270286
they really overdid the personalities on this one
>>144270317
you mean waifuwatch?also i don't actually care about that game, nor do i own it
>>144270412
if I wanted to play what I wanted I would be widowmaker 24/7 because it's ezpz but it would make it so there's always 2 of them
>>144270470
god they fucking did
i like that people can cut off their ult line though and they play the death sound to everyone though
>>144270470
>they really overdid the personalities on this one
you really think they were serious? he's meant to be overdone
>>144270678
he's meant to be appealing to children
i dont really know why the kind of "maturity" overwatch tries to have seem so childish to me
the artstyle is underdeveloped and doesnt have a clear direction
>>144270792
>the artstyle is underdeveloped and doesnt have a clear direction
huh
what does that remind me of
>>144270902
team fortress classic?
>>144270792
my favorite thing is that there are people unironically saying that the game is progressive socially somehow
>>144270902
it wasn't always like this
>>144270792
you are neither child nor grown up
cause children take him serious and grown ups laugh about him
uh.. you just don't GET reaper, dad!!
>>144270792
It comes off as immature because the game is purposefully trying to be mature.
>>144270792
i wouldn't even say he's childish
most children today are a lot less edgy than the children i remember growing up with
>>144271138
overwatch is trying to be mature? with the Pixar style trailers and stuff?
the cavalry is here??
>>144271221
I've got a 10 year old cousin who's super into killer clowns and DBZ and all the things children think are "dark" or "cool." He also insists that you call him "Beast Mode." Honestly, it's kinda cringeworthy, but he'll grow out of it, eventually.
>>144271062
fuck im a grown up no wait no i just like the OW soldier voiceNo homo
in TF2 every character has a very distinctive outline to distinguish from each other
the lightning and coloring of each character directs your vision to their current weapon
would you offer 76 your butt if he asked for it
Better toWidowmakersince i mean you knowSniper but im having a lot of fun learning how to jump and pogo with soldier/demoman
Who the fuck is 76?
we are all 76
u are mother would be proud of you
>>144271921
dead guy brought back to life who went edgy because muh regerts
And people saying that OW is a good "new" FPS pfft
>>144270792
Even tf2 is better designed in that part.
>>144272389
it's not good in any regard but it's new and that's literally it, plus the fucking millions that went into marketing those asses
>>144272508
yeah apple all over again, i just really hope that valve makes tf2 as popular as csgo/dota . I really shouldnt care about that, i still play this game even after just a small part of my friends keep playing it.
>>144228040
Is that menudo?
we are all pootis now
that spy is an anime xd
i am CREDIT CARD
CHARGE ME DOCTOR
can i play tf2 at this resolution
>>144273281
*chuckles*
your tf2gfu is balding
>>144273718
is this your actual screen?
what do you play on?
i love reading these
specially when it comes directly from valve!
they are genius at making surfaces look detailed without much detail (for example, textures with "holes" for buildings in the distance, you can easily notice its part of the texture, but from far away it looks detailed)
>>144273978
this was setting up my screen to play street fighter 3 on the original resolution
i really like scanlines they look sexy as fuck on my CRT
>>144274253
post more
>>144274578
im confused about everything you said but im happy that youre happy
>>144274912
hodrod for pyro?:^)
>>144264441
Why would anybody lie about this on an anonymous imageboard?
>>144275268
where are you finding these and how many do you have saved?
any servers with established pub stumpers so i can dominate them? thanks
>>144270191
>>144270286
The whole extreme edgelord schtick is the reason he's so much fun to play though.
It ain't a King of the Hill game without at least a handful of DIE DIE DIEs.
Who gives a shit what others think. I want to play the edgy TF2 Scout with FREE invulns and 8-round mag Scattergun with headshotting pellets.
Once I have enough credits to buy the extra edgy Highlight Intro cosmetics, I'm going to buy them all and cycle through them while just playing Reaper all day every day. Every time I get a multikill from an ult or meatshotting people, 11 other people will be forced to sit through that edgy highlight intro and suffer as they watch the scout main press Q and walk away.
>>144275560
its a paper released by valve its called Illustrative Rendering in tf2
they say somewhere that the texture style was partly inspired by Hayao Miyazaki (studio ghibli)
dunno if i posted that part yet
>>144275831
look gary there I am
>>144275847
is that a list of f*ggots
>>144276123
yes big fat faggots that prowl a big dead general
Still waiting on that matchmaking update...
>>144275831
>>TFW not cool enough to be on any lists
>>144276858
you're on my list
does flip even still post here anymore
does half of that list even still post here anymore
>>144274578
>playing hugo
sage please stop making me cringe
sops has been saying nothing but pootis for the past few hours help
pootis
pootis
pootis
potsis
STOP IT
poot
no :r
pootis :3
pootis
stoopis
>>144254949
I was sleeping
I never cared about Maxbox, but everything I heard about him 'behind the scenes' make me dislike him. Even before he "quit".
The last thing he posted on the forum was addressed to me.
>>144255165
>>144255448
>>144255929
What? No.
The healbot is basic and easy to do.
Disabling rendering is just telling the game "no" when it asks "Should I render this?"
>>144258996I'm throwing gasoline into the bonfire
the price checker website is outdated I think, whats the price of Haunted nappers respite
>>144280462
backpack.tf
>>144280462
Why would you want to buy "God Bless Us Everyone" the hat? Haven't seen "A Christmas Carol" enough times?
any med here learning from slin? im not sure if everything he says is right but at least it makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3wV1pYw23M
>>144280462
backpack.tf isn't reliable for unusual pricing
it's easier to see what people are selling it for
check backpack.tf's classifieds, outpost, maybe the market and convert to keys
>>144281486
two dudes on outpost want 45-50 keys so i guess thats good
>>144281305
don't shill your shit here
>>144281305
>Watching some ugly chink play video games
>shill
some ugly chinks can be educational k?
think of it as that gay teacher you had in middle school
http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/
Hey /tf2g/ lets see how fast you hit a/d to be good at scout!
>>144281305
>tfw I've been on his stream several times
>>144282591
I didn't have a gay teacher in middle school.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/708219
>>144282829
You are actually on my friends list.
And I was more making fun of wanna be good scouts that just vibrate on a spot and shoot at people.
Post dank meds
>>144283180
Am I "dank?"
>>144283096
Thought you were gas and talked to him about the game, but if you do want the crap game just send me a message.
>>144283180
>>144282617
i dont understand
>>144283534
God damn, that is some fast being at scout.
>>144283534
holy shit
>>144283589
>>144283709
i did it again but this time i didnt cheat because last time i did it with my middle and index finger
this doesnt make a person a good scout unless you only mge against scouts i guess
>>144282617
neat
is this fast enough for osu
>>144285317
lmao bad
cock
>>144275714
any eu cactus canyon server at 8+ pm some eu time
there's 10 regulars that are almost guaranteed to be playing there
Bad Hats
>>144288042
bad jokes
stay safe /tf2g/
>>144289421
*wakes up*
What's his name again?
>>144291867
Henchworth abernathy?
>>144291867
What, Gabe Newell? Who could forget him after he was robbed of his Jerma Rumble 3 victory by The Pencil?
I have a pretty unusual request, I'm looking to trade some accounts (alts possibly) that have the "12-Years of Service" badge on them for an Upgrade to Premium on my new alt.
Reply to this if you're interested and I'll drop my link.
You may change email address associated with the accounts and add authentication as you wish.
>>144292201
no thank you
>>144292201
I'm gonna add you and then report you for trading accounts.
>>144292201
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197966143643/
if anyone is legitimately interested.
also report it if you want, it's just a throwaway 12-year.
>>144292538
I have one but I'm just gonna tell valve to keep a close eye on it because someone "hacked" it from me (you)
>>144292579
The method I use to recover accounts does not work on accounts that have been used in the past 4-5 years.
So as long as you've used your account in that timeframe, you're 100% safe.
Also don't trust hotmail/outlook/microsoft because they hand out accounts like candy.
>tfw you had a friend in 2011-2012 who eventually ditched his online stuff and i never spoke to him again
>just found his profile again on steamrep
>he didn't do anything for a few years and then his name was changed in 2015
should i add him? his profile looks like he ditched it again (it's private but the avatar is removed and it has a generic username)
>>144292640
Why do you need one? It's obviously for something suspicious. I don't care what happens to the account, I'm merely doing it to screw you over hopefully. Suspicions boy ;)
suck my chode hacker
>>144292693
It likely wasn't hacked if that's what you're wondering.
Go for it and ask him if he remembers you/if the account has always been his.
I use hacked accounts and I'll tell people if I stole it or not, it's no big deal.
>>144292770
what the fuck are you talking about
you replied to the wrong post i think
>>144292716
If you would like my main(?) account that would be fine also.
>>144292727
okay bobby, how was 8th grade? ready for highschool after summer?
>>144292879
>getting so defensive because someone told you to suck his chode
>>144292807
No I replied to the right post.
He asked if he should add his old friend, I was asking (sort of) why he /wouldn't/ want to add him.
>>144292087
i am not a pedophile
idk i have a 12 year already and it's cool i guess
no real reason to buy one though
>>144293142
this is rule violation
you realize this is ILLEGAL you know!
>>144293234
how so? i was just asking a question about a similar game. the rules do not forbid me from doing so.
>>144293142
how comparable is overwatch to a tf2 !rtd server?
>>144293298
its offtopic
i think
>>144293298
off-topic discussion
>>144293564
>>144293573
oh, i'll delete that post then.
>>144293564
>>144293573
And what is this?
>>144223810
>>144225478
>>144225864
>>144225981
>>144226064
>>144226065
>>144226086
>>144226306
>>144226681
>>144226771
>>144227324
what happened? we lost like 20k regulars
>>144293815
Iunno man.
>>144292969
oh
i didn't think the guy was hacked, it's just that i think he might be like "why do you still remember me you creep?"
he was one of those people that would remove his entire friends list every few months
Who the fuck is the cuck who decided that every trade or market listing requires a phone confirmation
>>144295136
blame retarded csgo/dota players who kept getting scammed by russians
XD le salt meme
>>144295207
they should've fucking put a disclaimer telling them to read shit and git gud instead of making it compulsory
>>144293715
those are all posts i reported
not my fault the mods don't care
now watch this get deleted for announcing a report
are we dead yet
>>144297348
We are going to live forever!
>>144297779
god damnit we were on page 10 couldn't you just let it die
pottis
fucking pyro mains
i love >>144298287
gay
i wish someone loved me
*loves you*
why havent i married my tf2gfu yet
because you haven't and will never meet irl
>tfw the only thing keeping this general from 404ing is shitposting
i want to 404 irl
>tfw pubstomped with my 2 medic bots I programmed myself
Life is good guys, life is just good at times.
shit my post
>>144298978
>pyro is that high
>tfw pubstomped with my friends who are real people
>didn't even need hacks
ahh life is good indeed
>>144299039
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f0/Heavy_award01.wav
>>144299142
>mfw I don't even need medic to pubstomp
Lief is gub
>>144299282
i never said medic friends :v)
>>144299348
>he can't pubstomp with just a bison
pussiiii
>top scoring 3 guys with the same team tag while they are playing as medic, soldier and scout
>with GL charging targe and stock while having no medic on my team
I wish i recorded that match, i got a sick prediction shot on the medic.
>>144299039
Aren't you like a 13 year old kid how did you program it
>>144300762
Wait, who claimed I was 13?
let the thread die in peace
Heroes never die
>>144301256
mercy is a boring support
>>144301679
do not reply to the beaner
>>144300852
I watched your videos and you have the voice of a child
>>144301890
he has the voice of a strong russian man
>>144302324
No he has the voice of a little gay Russian boy and his friends laugh obnoxiously way too much at shit that isn't that funny
Who's the beaner?
>>144301256
I don't even like the game but i would like to try it just once to play spiderman lucio, that shit looks fuck as heck.
quiero inhalar penes
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
harder
FASTER
>be medic main
>uber a heavy outside last which has three sentries
>he instantly turns around and spychecks behind him until the uber runs dry
>disconnect
The pains of being a medic
stop stuttering you gay fuck
s-sorry..
this thread is so fucking gay
>>144303323
So pocket your friends only, ya dumb fuck
>be heavy weapons guy
>Medic with unusuals and australiums ubers me
>Stop running and conga
>He disconnects
I hope he went to rage post on reddit
>>144304302
>having friends
I don't play medic to help those who can help themselves
overwatch is the undertale of video games
>>144305010
what did he mean by this
>>144305010
what
>>144305102
>what did he mean by this
what did he mean by this?
*forcefully thrusts his pulsating cock in your pussy*
*grabs your dick from behind*
>>144305219
you need to leave
is chris' medic config good or is it outdated or something
should i just script something myself? i feel like the only important things are having a bind to fake uber and to mask it but i don't know shit about medic in comp so correct me if i'm wrong
*rapidly puts his metric 17cm eurodick inside your pillaged boipucci and strokes your precum leaking dick*
that's hot as fuck but can you answer my tf2-related question
>>144305343
You need to get a job
badlands against experienced players is suffering
>my face when we have 4 snipers on attack
>>144306345
*comanglia you dip
>>144305383
Lmao no it's for comp cucks who think people actually get fooled by le ebin uber mask and fags who have to put dumbass messages when they uber as if my fucking screen turning blue isn't enough of an indication. Comp medics are fucking retarded
sniper is a bad class
>>144305219
>>144306007
>>144306345
>>144306662
>>>/trash/tf2
>>144251893
why not the sub zero suit?
NA tf2gs,who are your favorite EU tf2gs?
EU tf2gs,who are your favorite NA tf2gs?
saying who you are is optional
>>144307432
i'm na and my favorite eu is me
>>144307474
you are not eu
>>144307432
favorite eu - sops and human
aren't there any AU tf2gs
>>144307432
idk probably yellow because he plays a good class and because of that webm where he poops on the spy trying for a stairstab I love that webm I dont really know any eufags
>>144308071
yeah bro
a bunch bro
im a very likable person but i dont want to say my name
>>144307432
i'm in the same boat as
>>144308143
but i'd say cockpilot,i like talking to him about whatever,he's like the non-dweeb friend that i never had
>mfw rip elo
>>144308853
say your name u little shit
>>144307432
>EU tf2gs,who are your favorite NA tf2gs?
i like26dollar
i think
I'm the most amazing person, but I don't wanna say my name
>>144309247
uhh
um
>>144308853
I already don't like you
new spy disguise kit: The ooh la la
>turns the spy into a female version of each class
>seduces the enemy team to death so that xhe can stab them through the heart
>>144223194
This will probably get into the game and people will probably pay upwards of 15 keys for it
>>144309332
Yeah, I know. I always wanna say my name, it's so damn amazing
>>144309927
i like that
>>144311695
that, however, makes you likeable
am i lickable
*licks you*
yes
oh
i see
i dont have self-confidence but i can fake it like a bird spreading his wings to appear bigger in the mating process
>cock
um
quickly, post these
NO NO NO NO
N
O
NO
go to the trash thread if you want to be gayi'll be waiting~
>>144312757
what did he mean by this ?
How would you order these websites in terms of skill level?
tf2center
tf2pickup
tf2stadium
PugChamp
tell me if i missed any
and pick your favorite
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386392
>>144313742
>dead / who cares:
tf2stadium
tf2pickup
>ordered by skill
mm
tf2center
PugChamp
>>144313885
>you'll never pogchamp because you are a literal who AND european
on badwater basin, where is the best place to set up your sentry as engineer when defending the last point?
>>144314398
One in both usual spots
>>144314225
whats wrong with europeaness
>>144314398
outside their spawn/on the roof overlooking their spawn
tf2master67 has joined the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQlMHaPcYowI thought it was actually pretty good
tf2master67 has left the game
I hope the thread is dead because you shitters finally went outside for once to go job searching
!rep our medic
i found a picture of humon
So fuckin pissed
Got that steam controller 3 days ago, it goes on sale yesterday
>>144318584
How is it? I might wanna buy one now
>>144312461
This took a long time for me to put together. Enjoy.
enjoy THIS
>>144319232
Not sure yet, it was on my doorstep when I wason my way to workso I can only tell you how it feels physically.
Packaging is great but who tf cares
There are 2 trigger buttons on each shoulder and the 'undertrigger' which means you can have all 4 fingers and thumbs working on something at the same time, but it feels like I won't be doing that often. It's more comfortable in the way you'd hold a ps2 controller, your trigger fingers feel pretty natural on the bottom triggers but the top shoulders aren't as easy to jump to. The top shoulder buttons feel like the most problematic part, they take a little more work to click.
Appears to be only wireless, can't tell if that will affect anything.
I doubt it will be good for TF2 but I've been excited to tweak it for FTL, New Vegas & some of the older games I have
It feels worth the hats I traded to get it, and it feels worth the $40 you'll spend with the sale going.
How do so many people still play this?
>>144319232
Not him, but I got one in the first wave. The haptic feedback is pretty nice, the touchpads are very responsive. You can make it feel like a bunch of different things but it still lacks the absolute certainty of a digital d-pad.
I played quite a lot of Dark Souls 3, Final Fantasy 3, and other games with it. Keyboard movement was inferior to the movement stick in Dark Souls 3, so for a while while I was unused to the touchpad for looking I bound the controller funky and used the mouse in one hand and the steam controller in the other.
>>144320392
You can plug the charging cable in and play sans batteries there.
The only problem I really had was the batteries tend to get stuck in the sockets and it's nearly impossible to finagle them out. I ended up looping a string behind the batteries so I could pull on that and get em out easily.
It was worth the killstreak kits I sold, that's for sure.
>>144320749
Idlers
>>144320749
f2p third worlders too poor to afford overwatch
>>144320749
Lmao, that ain't 7 million, though
>>144320813
>>144320392
Thanks. I'll buy it when I'm home
>>144320813
Oh shit nice good to know you can plug it in, the three panel comic of an instruction booklet had me worried.
Is the true center thing a problem on the d-padawan? I was thinking of giving it a little nub or something to try and give myself a guide. Thx for the battery tip though
>>144321158
Don't know what you mean by true center thing, but you can increase the deadzone in the center if you find yourself pressing too close to the center. Usually when I'm doing d-pad I generally set it to only actually click when I press the button in. The indentation on the left trackpad makes it hard to get lost, so I doubt you'd want to put a nub in
>>144321741
Have you tried it with TF2? Made it work?
>>144322680
it worked okay, but I've got a really nice mouse so the aiming was sub-par for me
Am I the only one that find Viva fucking obnoxious
>>144324405
You're not the only one that thinks of him that way.Fuck that Mexican Bagboy.
>>144324405
No, you're not a special snowflake. Everybody, with myself included, knows I'm obnoxious
>>144324637
Oh, look. A weeaboo who still calls me a bag boy after I've already said I work in produce weeks ago. Stay mad, degenerate
Post your employment>>>>>>
I sit in a glorified bake sale of a food truck and browse tf2g all day
Which one of you is afriend?
>>144325263
My occupation is video games like team fortress two
>>144325496
I said employment
>>144325652
I think selling things on the steam market counts as employment
Yeah valve pays me so I work for valve
>>144326050
How's your moms basement
>>144326050
You are not me.
>>144325263
Produce at a grocery store
>>144325428
I asked last night. I swear, I've seen that name before around here, but he's prolly long gone by now
>>144326153
In california no one has basements because building code is strict about earthquake safety. I have neet room.
>>144326351
What color is your carpeting
>>144326456
It's like a burgundy color.
>tfw I made bots able to have the exact same name
It pleases my OCD
>>144326524
Be sure to vacuum, those dark colors hide a lot of crumbs, dirt and debris
>>144326657
what are you my mom
>>144326619
>same name
>not same profile picture
>>144326657
No, I won't be proud of you no matter how you live your life. Just tryna keep someone alive. Watch Trainspotting and clean your room or do whatever
is anyone trying to do some achievements? I need help with heavy+medic on defense stopping a heavy+medic on offense while all ubered
We'd need 4 people and then we could switch around so we can all get it
>inb4 just play a lot of heavy on pubs
I have, and exclusively on payload but its extremely situational
>>144327237
>tryna
what do you mean
>>144326916
I'm sorry, I forgot to.
I fixed it now, though.
>>144327445
>worth the response
who else is hype for the dapper
>>144307474
>>144307971
>>144308143
>>144309073
>>144309157
you should all stop being FUCKing degenerates and get a job
>>144328381
why
:r
>>144328435
Your parents shouldn't have to foot the bill for your keys and tickets
>>144328486
I feel it
I feel the hype
>>144328486
good luck selling
get OP premium for a single month just to sell them as fast as possible before people realize that it's still a bad hat
i bet the guy with 3 unusual copilots is being overwhelmed by lowballs rn
and this is how the tf2 general died.
*is sad*
what is this bullllshit
>>144329678
Oh yeah I remember that made a return
>>144329678
a 9 year old game with a declining userbase that went f2p and isn't being worked on anymore
>>144329807
>isn't being worked on anymore
they are working on the comp stuff
i think
>>144329807
that bug is actually super old
was fixed years ago, dunno why it happens in a few maps
>>144328681
>>144329275
thanks
http://forums.backpack tf/index.php?/topic/51770-is-this-truely-the-end-of-trading/
fear mongers are the worst
and yes that is the same jack from this
>>144330820
>trading
who care
>>144330820
tf2 trading has been dead for a couple years
we got nostradumbass here
i have been dead for a couple years
>>144330989
that cat looks like a racoon
how cute
>>144330131
My hero
fresh
>>144333332
why is your tf2 in spanish
feathers is streaming
/owlspeak
feathers is the cutest tf2g
>>144333452
why would i want to watch a tranny shitter
>>144333603
Maybe not the cutest, but she's definitely up there.
>>144333689
>she
:^j
>>144333773
:^x
>>144333689
>she
did you hear that voice
who is the BIGGEST and MANLIEST tf2g
>>144333773
>>144333847
wow man stop being TRANSPHOBIC :^< you meanie
>>144334338
my tf2gfu
>>144334338
Pinto
I hate when an unusual I want is being sold by like two people total. I can't get a good gauge of price.
Trading my ~43 key knife to someone who wants 45 or so keys for theirs, while someone else wanted 50 or something. Knowing my luck the hat will drop in price somewhere down the line. I think I'll just stop trading after this.
thanks for reading
>>144334368
>man
I'm a oceanic oil rig you fucking transpacific bigot
>>144334338
anyone taller than 5'11" is ok for me
>>144335376
I'm 5'11 exactly. i guess i can't be okay
>>144335720
you are not
>>144334662
Price it against the other hats of its kind, other effects of its kind. Set your own price and sell it
>>144335935
true shit I guess. High end trading is just fucking tedious so I'm gonna just settle on this and trade little shit when I want it.
Haunted Nappers is nice
Why are stock weapons generally so much better and versatile than unlocks? Exception made for Medic unlocks and some Engineer ones, everything else is shit.
mmph
2 frenchies is the worst fucking thing you can have on your team
>>144336218
Nice Ebeneezer Scrooge concept
>>144336664
I like it
>>144336265
I'm guessing it's easier to balance from the beginning instead of balancing the further along a game is, hence why people cry for vanilla
how do i acquire friends ?
>>144336898
Thanks, this is really the only reason I enjoy unusual trading, making lemonade stories out of lemon hats. Flies Peacenik?? Hell yea, I'll take a Dirty Hippy/Trash Man engineer hat
>>144336962
Aren't there any servers to play Vanilla TF2? I mean on Steam, not on the Xbox.
>>144337078
add me id/stary
>>144337165
Yeah I never understood the complaint either
>>144337186
i dont want more internet friends
i have enough
>>144337165
not sure if those are still around
quick tell me what's going to get updated next so I can profit
>>144337447
You feelin it?
>>144330131
beware of SAM, valve considers it a cheat tool. used it on a fresh account and got banned 30 days later.
Why is neppie so perfect?
what is a sam
my sister is called sam
it also means steam achievement manager
>>144337928
>Using it with a game running
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Friday :)
>>144338745
>using meme arrows to condescend
>>144338890
Ha! Ha! Thank God It Is Friday, homebase
>>144337928
oh im glad i only used it in csgo a game wich i no longer play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQlMHaPcYow
>>144339319
Virus
>>144339319
cringe
>>144339319
cringe virus
>>144339319
>there are people RIGHT now listening to this as they play TF2
>>144339803
>non-ironically
Hey guys, new lmaobox vac waveNot banned since I've been using my own private cheat for a while now.
>>144339958
i have it open in two tabs, one ironically and one unironically
Reminder that OW and Jojo share voice actors and Jojoposting is OWB8
>>144339090
ring ding dong
ringading ding ding dong
>>144340097
you can't do something like that
does tf2 general have a skype group?
>>144340240
yes
and youre NOT invited thanks
reminder that voice actors do many roles to make money, but half of you would know anything about having a job
>>144340337
pls desu i have cute anime girls x3
>>144340447
If you're gonna pretend to be Viva at least forge a bad trip
If you're gonna b8 keep up the good work my dude
>>144340447
shut up and get a real job
>>144338745
doesn't need to be opened anymore.
since ow, valve added more stuff like that
slut up
Don't you think that Valve should focus on optimization in the next TF2 updates?
>>144341771
My toaster would appreciate it
>>144341771
My mid-range PC would appreciate it
>>144341771
They should.
I was going to say "they should, but they won't", but with the updates to demo recording of all things anything is possible.
>>144341835
>>144341952
any kind of pc would appreciate it
>>144341771
>>144341835
>>144341952
>>144341964
>>144342112
>people still have faith in Valve
what the fuck is wrong with you delusional fucks
they don't care about tf2
>>144339319
>White boys who think they can rap
>>144342235
The question was if they SHOULD optimize TF2, not if they WILL optimize TF2.
>>144342293
It's shit.
>>144342235
why do people believe in god when there is no clear evidence of him existing or doing anything in the first place?
let them be
>>144342235
TF2 has been the perfect testing ground for so many other ideas Valve has used
It's cool if you don't wanna play Guinea Pig but if you press the lever enough times you do really get a pellet
Post Top 10's
>>144343184
I'm poor, though.
>>144343184
>>144343429
post anyway
>>144343184
look at all those trash unusuals
>>144343184
>there are people who willingly give their money to valve or partake in the cancer of tf2 trading
>>144343184
>>144343830
>I'm too poor to afford nice things, so I get mad at rich people: The post
>>144343950
nice projecting
>>144344048
And nice job at being a weeaboo. Except not really, because that's a horrible life decision
Remember when that Overwatch trailer came out that showed us the voices of the characters for the first time and everyone was complaining about how awful and unlikable they were? How times have changed.
>He thinks his minimum wage job makes him rich
>>144343737
Okay.
im awful and unlikable
>>144344123
its a better job than some cashier who does the bagging too lmao
>>144343184
>>144344258
Scout, demo,and heavy now.
>>144344297
I wouldn't know. I've never been a weeaboo or a Cashier, praise Christ
>>144344368
I mean, it does look good on scout, but a whole key?
>using your bp for your top tiered items
>not keeping space open for drops by using the scm as the biggest backpack expander
>>144344268
but you can't be that because according to this general I already am
>>144344621
you are not me
>>144344621
lets be awful and unlikable together
>>144344204
whoa there
>>144344453
Well it did JUST change, so the hype is up right now.
>>144344481
More effective to spend the time you would have spent unlisting and relisting at a job, and then buy some expanders.
>>144343184
i didnt even know the beep man was this expensive
>>144344745
what do you mean
>>144344907
After a couple of weeks, your market listings expire.
>>144345102
Then what
>>144345225
You have to relist them.
>>144345284
Then what
>>144343184
will tell you when things work properly in Pale Moon
New thread where?
When you make one.
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