/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

hyur boypussy

>>144248302
naka bp

Post characters for drawing.
Sorry about last time. My tablet software stopped working.

>no credit card
>nobody sells time cards near me
fuck how do I sub now

IT IS NOW AWENA HOUR

You have sixty minutes to be as awena as possible.

Let it all out...

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>>144248523

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Character and youtube?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLS0Med0s6E

Post the smelliest catgirl you can find

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>>144248523
>this bait again

>>144248565
Can't you use a giftcard?

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>>144248671
tfw you'll never be as cucked as kiki

naka hyur boypussy bp

>>144248584
Stop...

>>144248671
Nah.

>>144248727
If you mean steam then I'm not sure if I could use steam bucks for it or not since it's not the steam version

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>>144248692

>>144248708
there actually is a drawfag that lurks though

>>144248807
:(

>>144248865
No. Like a VISA Giftard.

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>>144248671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHRNSeuvzlM

>>144248895
Why are you kicking naka?

>>144248648
>taking the bait

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hi

>>144248991
Hmm never though of it. I'll see what I can do.

>>144249027
Name one person you wouldn't kick in favor of the Gamemaster Guffy Guffs. You can't.

>>144249027
Naka has been under performing for weeks. It's time that he makes way for a true gamer such as the Gamemaster.

>>144249106
A guy I know mentioned that he used a prepaid to buy Crysta so he can pay for his game time. I've never done that myself though so not entirely sure how that works.

>>144249028
>Implying I won't draw him
I'll show you!!!

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>>144248671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIvxZ_5ekA

>>144249089
so many hideous c@s

>>144249254
Ironically the cat man is the good-looking in the picture
Nerds can't make top tier waifus

>>144248648
is this sadelf

>>144249028
I felt like it was a good excuse to post my character anyways.

>>144248565
Get a bank card, it helps you build credit and acts as a very small credit card at the same time

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xth for having a good day~

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>>144249652

>>144249646
>those big hands
jesus christ

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>>144249409
No, this is his brother speaking. Can I take a message?

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gib money pls

buff your favorite job by changing one trait and one skill

go

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Femroes, I guess

You pumped for housing, anon? Not everyone can get their house but... I don't know where to go from there.. GO GET THAT HOUSE!

did Rock Lizard really kill herself?

>>144249868
stoneskin 2 usable in battle
granite skin replacing fast stoneskin again

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>>144248671
https://youtu.be/1j20aRoYrJA

>>144248895
I'm going to kill you Is2g

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>>144249802
Give him a noogie.

>>144248895
Aldyet??

>>144249868
combine old Overcure (guaranteed critical heal on next Curaga) with the current Overcure (MP cost of next Curaga halved)

revert Holy to its original potency of 240 but keep the diminishing returns just to be fair

>>144250203
no that's vic

>>144249868
Firestarter also makes the F3 proc into an oGCD

Remove Flare's damage drop off

>>144250076
>granite skin replacing fast stoneskin again
Fucking this. WHM was a lot more fun when you had to determine if something warranted a stoneskin precast. Now just precasting cure1/cure 2 99% of the time gets old.

>>144249868
Graniteskin back again.
Keep the Medica 1 trait, but also let Medica 2 have a 10% chance of proc-ing a Medica 1 that costs no MP.

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>>144248523
Actual non bait here. Just one though.

>>144250292
SCH would cry so much

>>144250240
problem is i don't know if there's a mechanism in place for taking Firaga off the GCD 'temporarily'.

wouldn't it be easier to just remove the skill itself from the GCD entirely independent of the trait? what's could possibly go wrong?

>>144250613
Yeah, I think something being an ability (oGDC) vs spell/weaponskill (GCD) is hardcoded.

>>144250430
SCHs are too absorbed into DPSing anyway

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>>144248671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubc3tluG3UE

>>144249868
Holiest of Holy (30 Trait): Flash applies a 12 second DoT effect that can stack 3 times.

>>144250430
You mean AST. Why would SCH care? If anything, SCH would become even lazier and leave everything to the WHM because "they'd have adlo too"

>>144250613
>Firaga
Nice meme.

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>>144248671
This used to be MY thing....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lclTbfjplA

I would do ANYTHING to lovingly EB a pure and cute chococat on Balmung! No catboys!

>>144249868
Heavier Shot: Either increase the chance of Straighter Shot being a critical hit to 50%, or allow critical hit rate to increase the chance on top of the current 20% chance.

Empyreal Arrow: Reduce its TP cost to 50 and increase the scaling it has for skill speed to reduce its recast timer.

>>144250831
>generic metal trash
Aaaand filtered.

>>144250950
18% stoneskin on the current vit tanks is a ton more than any crit adlo.

>>144251008
Your new thing is getting cum dumped by so many dicks that your stomach inflates.

>>144250914
Fuck, just give PLD Holy, or a weaker version of it. An AE stun would be nice for threat, damage and mitigation on multiple targets.

>>144251243
Sounds hot.

>>144250240
>>144250217
They really should just go ahead and remove the diminishing returns from Flare/Holy/Gravity. SMN pretty much has the highest AoE output of all classes now, so that balance is already fine. And, with the upcoming buffs to NIN aoe, disciples of war have decent aoe options as well, with the additions they got in HW (Geirskogul, Elixir Field, Rain of Death).

>>144250240
Fire 3 is good enough as it is honestly. If anything, they need to add another effect to Thundercloud Thunders, that will add 5 seconds to your current enochian timer upon use.

>>144250240
Transposing to Umbral Ice instantly triggers a mana tick.

>>144251098
Straight Shot, I mean. Straighter Shot is the proc that guarantees a critical hit from Straight Shot. It will still be instant cast under the effect of the Wanderer's Minuet.

>literal mentally ill sluts are okay
>people who are nice or talk about the game are shit on
Why?

>>144251181
Then they can keep it at 10% but make it cheaper so it's actually worth using.

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>>144250965
You mean every english final fantasy game, ports and spinoffs included since FFIX, plus the entire series in japanese has been memes this whole time!? thank goodness the localization team for XIV knew better than to expose us to such confusion.

I guess i'd better re-evaluage my life for using an equally-correct but different naming scheme to the one you prefer.

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>>144251434
I like to think im a nice mentally ill slut that talks about the game.

>>144251471
Yea currently on a 30k hp warrior stoneskin only mitigates 3k, i can heal 4k with cure I for half the mp cost and i'm not even i240.

>>144251326
You can't give a job another job's job skill

>>144251656
Rylai you haven't done any meaningful content since FCoB.

Just stick to taking cock.

>>144251326
I just feel like Flash is so WEAK and useless. The blind is barely noticeable and i'd rather exchange it. I think they make nice dot tanks because of Goring and Scorn so they should double up on it.

>>144251181
What? No it isn't. It's not even close.

18% on a tank with 28k-29k HP is a 5-5.2k shield. The shield on a Crit Adlo with current gear is like 9k, minimum.

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>Fisher's Intuition
>Patience for some stupid reason
>line is already cast when it ends
>HUGE TUG
>The fish gets away...
>Fisher's Intuition again
>NO PATIENCE
>HUGE TUG
>The fish gets away...
>ANOTHER HUGE TUG DIRECTLY AFTER
>The fish gets away...
Red, is this normal? Not to be incredibly angry, I just mean the fish fucking with me.

>>144251702
>Savage gordias isn't meaningful

>>144251376
part of this is because just about every AoE introduced between 52-60 don't have diminishing returns except Gravity

on top of that Bane's original damage spread had a full on increase with the introduction of diminishing returns because the original 3 targets it spread to during 2.x retained full damage with the uncapped additional targets that could now receive it come 3.x starting at the floor of 50%

>>144251849
Doing A1S through Party Finder isn't meaingful.

>>144251686
>low blow and brutal swing

You can't?

Unless you mean literally the same skill with literally the same name in which case they can just fucking give it a different it or are you suggesting they are too incompetent? Which they probably are

>>144252007
Rylai had a static and was raiding day 1 though?

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>>144251702
Hey.. you lose motivation when you leave a static to join another static, and then that static implodes before it began...

Still not motivated enough to raid. Im just hoping the deep dungeon is fun.

>>144252007
Did A1+2+saw every phase of 3 actually.

>>144251181
Not quite.

Say you have a 30k HP WAR in Defiance. And you also have a SCH that heals for 3k on average with their Adloquium.
So, if a SCH were to get a crit adlo on this WAR, they would get a 3000 * 1.2 * 1.5 * 2 shield, equal to 10800. A beastly shield, enough to trivialize mechanics if it's Deployed.

If a WHM were to Stoneskin that same 30k HP WAR, they would get a 5400 shield. And even if they could use Stoneskin 2 in battle, that shield would vary based on everyone's HP (someone with 16k HP would only get a 2880 shield).

Graniteskin at level 60 would be very strong, but not overpowered. It wouldn't harm SCHs at all, but it might be pretty strong up against ASTs in Nocturnal Sect.

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>>144246545
If you're still around anon, I tried your suggestions for glamour and I don't think I like the only one I could use without having to farm dungeons.
I stuck to trying the tabard and got the following, unsure if it's overused though.

the most fun way to fix PLD would be to make them faster. like, MNK fast.

blah blah inb4 XIV is SO SLOWWWW

oh, and, you know, give them another really good cooldown so they can at least pretend to be mitigation kings again.

>>144252141
>deep
Yeah I bet you'd like that.

>>144251779
Guess i've shortened what i meant too much.
Imagine like 20 adlos and 20 18% stoneskins worth of mitigation. Even with a couple of crits a 18% ss will provide the same amount of mitigation overall.
Adlo does have the advantage though with the ability of being spread out with tactics, thing stoneskin can't due SSII being unable to us in combat.

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>tfw the biggest sluts on the server are to stingy to give you a tip for being cute

>>144249868
Make Dark Arts Dark Dance work like Sheltron where it has a 100% chance to block the next attack.

Change the Soul Devourer trait so that it makes Souleater absorb 50% of the damage it deals, regardless of stance, which stacks with the original 50% that only works in Grit.

>>144252207
Yeah I'm still around.

I think it's pretty cute what you have on. I'd try different colors maybe, but it's pretty good in my opinion.

>>144251758
>blind already sucks
>you force blind DR and lose out on effectively 21 seconds of blind because one flash is not enough to hold aoe hate for 12 seconds

>>144252207
Are you Midlander? Try the racial boots dyed Soot/Jet Black.

>>144252113
Oh yeah, I remember them trying to shill AST even before the first set of buffs. Good times, the delusion still makes me laugh.

>>144252414
I'd rather get rid of blind and just do more damage. No that doesnt mean play DRK because DRK plays like shit.

Honestly now that I've written it out, they won't give Graniteskin back to WHM because of SCH, but because of AST.

Graniteskin could potentially blow Nocturnal AST out of the water, as it would allow the WHM + SCH combo to synergize to an even higher degree.

>>144252285
tfw i tip you 69gil and you dont go home with me

Why are male Au Ra so cute, /xivg/?
I just can't live without them.
I wish I had one in my life though...

>>144252785
Nocturnal getting buffed on 3.3.

>>144252414
Change the blind into a self buff that causes attacks to miss at a rate equal to the current blind. Call it Blinding Radiance or some other corny shit.

>>144252693
Yes but the devs don't play their own game so they probably think blind plays into the "PLD is the most defensive tank" meme despite mostly everyone else agreeing that self hps is vastly superior

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>>144252569
Except i readily admitted AST was shit before the buffs?

Even after the buffs, i was pissed about the fucking enmity problems. Which they actually fixed eventually despite all the hate on the forums i got for bringing it up.

WHM is good for learning cause panic buttons. AST is best for optimising. These are facts.

>>144252785
graniteskin would only make a difference in very niche situations, but that would be enough to make WHM more favorable over AST.

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for relic is there anyway to keep track of light

>>144252274
That's not really relevant though. The only thing that actually matters for shields is the baseline minimum value that you can expect to get out of them.

Like you could have a shield that only adds another 500 HP, 99% of the time, and then adds a million HP the other 1% of the time, and that would be more overall mitigation than any other shielding skill, but you would never, ever use it, because you don't plan a fight around a single RNG proc.

>>144252868
gross incandescence

>>144252838
I had a few in my character.

who botting housing here

>>144252785
Who cares, AST will never be relevant except for retarded FFlogs padding.

>>144252952
Zodiac Glass will give you a vague picture. Only other option is to manually add the progress as you complete dungeons, trials, fates, etc.

http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Nexus_Zodiac_Weapons/Quest

For values.

Remember when you would use Flash on Titan HM just before Mountain Buster because Blind actually worked on him and there was a chance that the whole attack would miss?

>>144252141
>literally every other ebin had A1S down before you in the first week
>only A1S and A2S clear
so basically like literally everyone else who attempted gordias

Who's the steph curry and draymond of balmung ebins?

>>144252925
Even a brief glance at FFlogs shows an overwhelming preference towards WHM and SCH and that includes all the parses that take an AST simply to cheese damage.

>>144253046
I'm quite envious!

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>tfw screwing around in SephEX
I'll get that birb one day.

>>144253160
Remember when you could stun him during the stomps to prevent him from ever doing more than 3?

>>144252401
I was thinking to Royal blue the top, only because me and my EB stay loyal to one color each most of the time. I'm not rigid about it if you have any general or even specific suggestions.
>>144252502
>tfw this post reminded me that not everyone can tell race by idle poses
Yeah I am a midlander. This is a picture with the boots in soot black.

>>144252997
STOP

>>144252838
you could try talking to some

>>144252569
Do you remember rylai clearing shit on ast before other vg groups could with whm/sch? I sure do.>>144

>>144252925
you tried to shill ast before the buffs and then after the buffs you swore that AST was gonna push WHM out and there was no reason to take one anymore. didn't happen.
then AST got buffed again, and you again swore that there'd be no reason to take WHM.
now look where we are, AST still barely exists and you still pretend that you're right about anything.

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>>144252925
>shitter without any relevant clears talking about job balance

How long has it been since this game was fun?

>>144253348
That was Silence, I think.

It also might have been a myth or just an animation glitch; I don't remember ever actually seeing it happen.

>tfw nobody would care if I died

y lif

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>>144253357
of course I forget the picture.

>>144253478
1.23

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>>144253547
that's what i use (but this is jet black)

>>144253336
Just let it inside.

>>144252925
>enmity is now easy mode on AST to the point where a single Regen will pull more aggro than Diurnal Aspected Helios
>AST now has (near) infinite MP thanks to a greatly buffed LA and double buffed Ewer restoration rate
>all cards have been buffed at least twice, to the point where Enhanced Spear is almost broken, and Enhanced Arrow turns every BLM into Count Brusef
>Collective Unconscious now just gives your party members the HoT as a personal buff, which they can refresh for the full duration as long as you still have it up

AST still needs a few more adjustments (Nocturnal Aspected Benefic being 250 potency is just dumb), but it's just as competent as WHM now in most parts of the game. Essential Dignity is a better panic button than Tetragammation anyway.

>>144253435
How?
I don't really know how to approach one to ever be friends with them because I'll just bother and weird them out. This is with most people in-general

>>144253530
Same...

>>144253437
>clearing before other vg groups
>being the best smelling turd
>wasn't even actually the best smelling turd because other vg groups were still performing better in gordias
lmao

>>144252835
You didn't ask the owner first.

>its a game discussion episode

i'm outy

>>144249868
Fast blade has a 1s recast time and gives a 1s global cooldown
Enhanced vitality is 4/6/8 instead of 2/4/6

>>144253631
I wanna let it inside!

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>>144253463
Like anyone cared what i had to say even when i was clearing things... PShhhh.

>>144253462
Considering the crazy japs dispanded, and the >best group is a bunch of reddit shit lalafells, its not surprising they refuse to step slightly out of their whm comfort zone. BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

>>144253739
i could give you someplace to meet me if you need any coaching.

>>144253829
>game discussion in /xivg/
You need to be raiding at all times in current content or else you aren't allowed to give your opinion here.
Oh wait, you DO raid? OK where's your A6S clear, shitter?
Oh, you cleared it? Haha it was nerfed, talk to me when you have an A8S clear.
...A8S too, huh? Well fuck you buddy, you cleared it LATE and your DPS wasn't >90th percentile. Hahahaha, shitter!

Come talk to me when you're world first, THEN you can "discuss the game"

>>144254109
I'm...probably not on the same server as you are.

>>144254178
Someone should make this a political cartoon, it's perfect

>>144253860
Not fast enough! Fast Blade has to be faster. No recast timer!

>>144253629
Well shit then it's midlander approved. That's a plus.

>>144253958
YOU FOOL YOU LET IT INSIDE

>>144254287
yeah sorry i'm on balmung if you needed that

best advice i can give is to, i guess. figure out what it is you want out of people and decide for yourself whether it's reasonable to expect it out of just anyone.

especially if it's love and devotion from a male au ra. but it's a lot easier to make friends than than that, and there's nothing to really be creeped out by if you just want to hang with somebody.

most importantly, you win some, you lose some. not everyone is going to want to be friends with everyone else.

>>144254069
You were never clearing things dude.

>>144253671
>enmity is now easy mode on AST to the point where a single Regen will pull more aggro than Diurnal Aspected Helios

You're right that it's easy, but it's nowhere near that extreme. It's a 25% enmity reduction. AST still generates more overall enmity than WHM after a fight has gone on long enough that the WHM has used 2-3 Shrouds.

>>144254489
I'm sorry. I had a date, I was dressed for it too.

>ywn escort a couple of cuties through the forest

>>144254743
I see, I see. I'll keep that in mind..!!!

>>144254781
>iri do jealous of rylai's bp he has to make shit up
Didn't you unsync t13? Fuck off.

>>144253120
thank you. sorry to ask so many noob questions but do you know if i need to have the wep on for the entire dungeon or just the last boss?

>>144255594
Only for the last boss iirc.

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>>144249991

Quick! The brass blades are coming!
Show them your cool face

>>144251808
>still talking to yourself

pathetic

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>>144256290
Good day officer.

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>>144256290

>>144255594
>>144255681
Ya just the last boss.

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>>144256290

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>>144256290
Just another beautiful day alive is all

post drama

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>>144256290

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>>144256290

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>>144256290

how much will botters and cheaters sell plots for on balmung

>>144257384
What do botters and cheaters have to do with housing?

And so another day in the FFXIV general draws to its natural conclusion, return to fun and light-hearted posting, making fun of Shrek, fake ERP solicitations stacked with spoiler tags and all other manner of hijinx. Gone are the "lol u havent cleared!!!" shitposts from dribbling retards, stinkyc@ and fake drama.

God Bless /ffxivg/

>>144256636
>>144255681
ok thanks guys

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>tfw you accidentally cum inside Liora after just 10 pumps

fuck

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>>144256290

>>144257596
At least we aren't getting cucked as thoroughly you, Kiki.

>>144257548
Do you seriously need it spelling out?

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Come to the Gridania bench and watch some dota!

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>>144256290

>>144257770
Are you still perpetuating that still speedbot/teleport shit?

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>tfw he accidentally cums inside you after just 10 pumps

fuck

>>144257382
I wish boys molested me like that

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>>144256290

>>144257548
they will use their legions of accounts and teleport to all the houses and buy them with scripts

>>144257891
No, I don't think that they will teleport all over and get all of the plots.

But I think they will set up so that they get a lot of plots.

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>>144257961
What the fuck is up with your swollen face

>>144257891
Its what people tell themselves to explain why they didnt get the house they wanted because this game despite what /xivg/ says actually isnt dead and theres huge competition for housing by thousands upon login.

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>Liora will never smirk at you 30 seconds after penetration as you groaningly pull your already-spent dick from between her cum-wreathed thighs

>>144257961
you are the only catboy i like

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>>144258145
I can't help it my natural defense mechanisms were learned from the school of puffer-fish that raised me.

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>>144256290

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>>144256290

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>>144256290

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>>144256290

>>144257840
kill yourself and don't fuck it up this time!

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Can I be an avatarfag too?

>>144257840
>Brucie and Megu dating
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>144258991
>tfw saw tin can in quarrymill
It's Awena.

>>144258991
Your screenshots are 3 years old, you don't even play anymore

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>>144256579
>>144256627
>>144256805
>>144257010
>>144257147
>>144257283
>>144257382
>>144257732
>>144257863
>>144257961
>>144258512
>>144258531
>>144258740
>>144258845
>>144258862
>>144258903
BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME

NOW LET ME SEE YOUR REAL COOL FACE

>tfw cant stop my worry that I wont get my dream house plot
I worry for days...

>>144257548
>>144258159
Tbh bots might be a bit of an issue. Look how fast balmung gets locked because of the bit swarm logging instantly.

It won't be a huge factor but I could see a few houses getting sniped by bots.

>>144258862
>ywn slam this bussy
Why live

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>>144257382
fortunately all we get ingame are potatos peeking upskirt

>>144259151
>>144258950
Le Sugi cuck task force has arrived, threads over. It was good for about 30 mins.

>>144257840
but dota is boring

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>>144259317
Who?

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>>144259152

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>ywn tickle Lancia's muscular highlander tomboy soles

>You obtain nothing.
I don't appreciate how often this happens on a 96% hit that you only have three chances on.

>>144259256
>tfw I slammed that bussy
You're missing out.

>>144259151
fuck off trifecta

backstabbing pieces of shit

>>144259374
Why not be a cuck slave for someone who's actually a worthwhile person and not literal human trash?

>>144259317
i can almost guarantee you these people don't talk to sugi and saved it simply because it's shitposting material

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>>144259152

>>144259447
I don't believe you for a second.

>>144259587
It was before he got all prudish.

>>144259128
No it's not.

>>144259124
That was a secret...

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>>144259152

Anyone want one of these? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3135250

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>>144256290
>>144259152
What seems to be the problem, officer?

>>144259656
>implying Naka is prudish

Are there really going to be thousands logging on at 4-6 AM on a weekday in USA for housing?

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>>144259152
Just stretching, officer.

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>>144259152

>>144259806
Well he ain't sucking me off anymore.

>>144259806
he hasn't done lewd since he got eb'd

>>144259721
dude you were doin this yesterday and that's great and all, but it's not THAT hot.

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>>144259721
Me. Meet me by the Ceruleum Processing Plant Aetheryte.

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>>144259152

>>144259883
Guess you're not in the inner circle.

>>144259890
You know nothing.

>>144259846
Can you do the other poses then? Just for our inspection during the rounds mam.

>>144259981
>le inner circle meme

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>>144259152

>>144259456
???

>>144259883
Literally had a quickie with him 2 days ago, get a clue.

>>144260096
It's just what he calls his boycervix

>>144259890
false flag

Why do people not like Abe? He's been really nice to me and taught me a lot about Bard.

PvP would be better with fatalities like age of conan

>>144260502
Reference Rheia around him and he'll freak.

>>144259447
>i text fucked that man, bro

>>144260305
My feefees are hurt.

>>144260502
Ippiki also "helped" people. It's just a front to stroke their egos, and I guarantee after his "le tips" he fired up one of his linkshells and shat all over you with his ebin friends.

Abe is scum.

>>144260502
people here hate skilled players

>>144260660
abe is cume

>>144259890
Lmao you wish stratos

>>144260605
better than never fucking anything ever, lmfao.
take a hike nerd

>>144259151
tl;dr

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>>144260080
Not sure what kind of inspection this is for, but I guess I can do one more officer.

>>144259895
Well then, how about one of these? http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/16951/demons-at-the-dock

>>144260660
Why should I care unless the info is wrong or the things they provided were tangible?

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>>144260851
those sounds are fucking awful

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How fun is Scholar?

>>144260978
the SOUNDS are what's awful about this to you?

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>>144259152

>>144261174
As fun as summoner because fairy and/or your co-healer will be handling 99% of the healing.

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>>144261185
i'm trying to be as open minded as possible
LOL
no fr this stuff really isn't for me but the animation, sounds and music are so fucking terrible
people can like w/e they want but at least put some effort into it

>>144260851
Do you like miqotes...

>>144261327
You look sad

Will AST buffs make it the new meta?

>>144261438
We don't know what those buffs are.

>>144261438
No because SE refuses to really acknowledge the way that certain classes are played and balances the classes based on how they'd like the playerbase to play them.

>>144260851
Swordfighting is pretty gross.

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>>144260851
Just my kind of lewd.

Gaius van ballsack is still alive

>>144261438
No, SE already failed in making AST replace WHM and that was the easiest they could do since both classes are so similar. Even if they buff the shields they won't be replacing scholar because sch isn't just shielding, they also bring a lot of dps to the party and a perma "regen" with selene.

Hello I'm pretending to be gay for an a7s clear, someone help please

>>144262191
Proci is that you

>its a "monk doesnt hit positionals and TK's as soon as gl3 is up and the blm only uses f3/b3" episode

>>144261364
Well I wanted to give an example closer to what I was actually planning to do, but a better video of this kink would be http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/15901/soria-horse

NSFW

>>144261403
I love all shapes and sizes~

>>144261705
I wouldn't call it swordfighting, its more like a magic show

"See this dick? I'm going to make it disappear! *schlick* See...it's gone!"

>>144262387
What the fuck is with the rise in Monks using Tornado Kick on CD the past few weeks? It's eerie as fuck. I never saw it until a few weeks ago, at which point it started getting very common.

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>>144262387
forgot pic
>>144262549
did they buff it in the last patch? thats the only thing i can think of

>>144262549
mizzteq's monk guide was released recently I'm guessing. Or LBR was trying to talk about how to play the game again

>>144262387
>>144262549
What's the time you want to use Tornado Kick, exactly?

>>144262658
>did they buff it in the last patch? thats the only thing i can think of
I'm pretty sure TK has not been buffed once since it was added. I'm 100% sure, in fact. The small burst of DPS is NOT worth losing GL3 and the resulting ramp up time (and massive DPS fall-off).

>>144262745
Whenever you're going to be off the boss for long enough to be unable to refresh GL3 is when you use Tornado Kick. At no other point in time do you use it. EVER.

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>>144262658
>MNK and BLM doing such, such low damage
>SCH not DPSing

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any gamers on balmung wanna do expert?

>>144262745
When the boss is about to become invulnerable or you're about to lose GL.

>>144262515
who are you? where are you?

>>144262745
When you're entering a time of inactivity where you're going to lose your stacks. Just get rid of them with a big hit.

>>144262658
>sch at 0
Of all healers, sch not dpsing is what triggers me the most. They were literally made to dps and heal at the same time.

does lance have a foot fetish

>>144262836
So if you know that pb is just going to be sitting on cd is it safe to TK then pop PB>IR (if off cooldown)

>>144262836
>>144262875
>>144262904
Figured as much, thanks!

>>144262658
>tank topping the chart
>not even over 1K DPS
>still topping by such a massive margin
what
WHAT

>>144262843
If you don't mind a shitter like me I can go

>>144249652
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>>144258531
>>144258531

>>144262658
>>144263087
IT'S MY SUB
I CAN BE A BLIZZARD WIZARD IF I WANT
/sarcasm

>>144263004
regen removes any excuses WHM had not to dps not that they had any excuses even before LV35

>>144263023
If you know you won't be needing PB any time soon you're better off blowing it for a chain of Bootshine crits, instead of using TK then popping PB to quickly regain your stacks. You'll get way more overall DPS out of chaining Bootshines in PB than you will by using TK->PB

>tfw your tank rewards you for a dungeon well healed

>>144262843
shan bp

>>144263348
as if healings hard

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>>144262658
i don't parse but this was probably a similar experience.

>>144262515
>that link
Holy shit that's FUCKING HOT, I LOVE THIS!

>>144263459
>boss is about to die
>freshly added DoTs

>>144263459
This honestly looked like you were censoring its privates

>>144263282
Is Bootshine better to spam than TS? Is the guaranteed crit better than the 40 higher potency+chance to crit?

>>144263897
hi cutie!

>>144263897
I wish I was a lizard on a cock

We are approaching Diapie time.

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>>144263125
invito

>>144263398
"whose bussy this is"

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>>144264017
Hi!
:3

>>144264112
What's your name?

>>144263917
I believe it's still better to spam than True Strike, but I may be wrong. I think it's better now though because of the way criticals interact with the crit rating stat.

>>144264135
can you count to potato?

>>144264298
Shanoa Tensei

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>>144256261
I love reading chat logs, gib more.

>>144264303
Does internal release boost crit damage too?

>>144264392
Hard pass.

>>144264412
Good question. Internal Release is a straight up boost to your crit chance though, so I don't think it influences your crit damage like the crit rate stat does.

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I'm a lizard wearing socks.
:3

>>144263917
DK TS TK Snap PB snap snap or demo if you need it True True Snap

Where can i get one of those teleport programs, i want a house

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>>144264442
don't use my phrases fuck nigga

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>>144259152
fuk qops

>>144264112
Hi, Shanana.

>>144264392
I don't see you popping up on the search menu, maybe Shanoa Vayu?

>>144264298
Shanoa Vayu

>>144263542
>DRG with a level 55 weapon

fuck you i wasn't leaving anything to chance

>>144263591
i didn't want to call anyone out, but they were really fucking bad. people kept dying to multiple explosions on ziggy and the stardusts were just not dying at all. i had to use spears on myself for the cooldown reduction on luminous.

>>144264596
Simple, all you have to do is pay $18 to transfer off of balmung.

>>144264625
ayyyyyyyy

>people are trying to turn it into a tinfoil hat joke

Rare Ex members have been scouting housing districts for almost a week now. Instead of idling at the bench, port to any housing zone and idle there while you shitpost, and you'll spontaneously see Rare Ex members sprinting around for some reason.

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>tfw all the houses will be bought out before you get a chance

>>144264648
hey cat

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>>144264908
can't wait to own 10houses and sell them for 4times the plot price

>>144262878
Are you interested...?

>>144263505
I'm glad you think so~

>>144264908
not a false flag

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last word, idiot??

>>144265062
naka bp

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>>144265062
fantasia?

So glad I play on a non-meme server and I can buy whichever house I want, when I want.