Perfect Waifu Edition
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log
>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/
>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>144173452
Elk is the cutest
1st for cute boys
naka
abe is the cutest
Ticklish Lancia <3
nth for[truck horn blaring]times.
Are lala threads back now that jaiba is resubbed?
death to lala scum
>tfw no qt to spoil and live lavish with
why live
bp
With tank damage nerfed. Shouldn't they stay on tank stance to mitigate more damage so the healer can DPS more?
anyone wanna play video games in the form of expert/60/50
>>144208615
lewd as fuck
>>144208615
What kind of bondage is that?
i think this game would be better if you removed all roes, lalas, andmales
>>144208837
>males
remove yourself
>>144208808
POST FULL
>Try leveling Vath
>Trusted tier extra quests never showed up after the first time
What the FUCK
>>144208615
ticklish highlander toes
>>144209076
It's ok qt
they are still way faster to level up than the arr beast tribes
alsopost more pictures of your cute cat
>>144209076
EB me, you whore.
what is this face trying to convey
>>144209076
Rylai is cute! CUTE!!!!
>>144208762
Only situation i can think off that tanks should never swap to dps stance is on large pulls. Healer dps will overall be a ton higher than what the tank will do on dps stance.
Other than that, they should be on dps stance most of the time after establishing aggro only swapping for tank busters.
>>144208615
I appreciate thebinds.
>get excited when seeing someone named Joestar
>it's a fucking cat
>>144209524
Unless you're a WAR with cooldowns up, you can double Decimate, and spam Overpower in DPS stance while sustaining yourself with Bloodbath.
>>144208808Sauce
I hope 3.3 brings extra glamour opportunities
I'm getting bored of all of mine but theres no point swapping so close to patch
Have you sneered today?WHY NOT!!?
>>144209716
>watching shit anime
>>144209994
kys
Who do people hate lalas
>>144208615
So Lance is the foot tickle poster?I should hit them up.
>>144210131
The playerbase is fucking cancer.
>tfw glad to have used a fanta to stop being a lala
>>144208808
source
xth for being almost finished with the shitty relic
>>144208773
name? server? (i don't know people by pictures)
>>144210372
my ass
>>144210131
Lalas confuse people'sdick
>>144209006
>>144209771
>>144210372
http://mr-ndc.tumblr.com/post/145252421879/commission-for-rylai-shendelzare
>>144209239
I wasnt leving i was trying to level up my beast tribe ranks. It let me do 6 on the day i leveled up last but never again. I dont get it.
>>144209293
im already ebed....
>Every Trial within the FC working on or at the end of A7S or starting A8S Progression by the time 3.3 (May 31st) comes out.
>>144210575
I will never understand how you can pay for this shit.
>>144208762
No. Healer DPS is not a continuous function of healing required; damage mitigated does not typically come with a commensurate increase in the healer's ability to do DPS, and in most cases the tank will lose a lot more damage than the healer gains.
Unless you're talking about dungeon pulls and not raids/trials, in which case >>144209524
is about right.
>>144210448
grats on getting a weapon do you can do 10 more dps in expert
fucking normies i swear to god
>>144210448
>guffy will never get a 240 without relic or 3.4
>>144210575
>hate cats
>dislike Rylai
>commission has muscles, giant tits, big balls, pronounced areola, armpit fucking
That roegadyn could've looked way better but this is awesome.
>>144210575
>its futa
fucking of course
>>144210807
blm relic is worse then lore
>>144210575
Did you request those nipples and muscles
>>144210931
>3.4
You know you're gonna be able to just get Gobdips from the 24-man raid, right? Like maybe not on day one of 3.3, but long before 3.4.
>>144209725
That's because the current large pulls are a joke compared to ARR ones, with the only pull posing any threat is the full pull before the 1st boss of lost city of amdapor HM. That and full vit war + deliverance has way too much hp.
>>144211182
That didn't happen until 3.2.
>>144210732
>There exists a man that has spent thousands of dollars to transform himself into Tiamat.
>You're bitching about someone commissioning porn on the internet.
>>144210732
I am very guilty of impulse buying.
>>144211073
Its the dudes art style. He draws pretty much everything that way.
>>144211230
oops, meant defiance there.
>>144211261
>There exists a man that has spent thousands of dollars to transform himself into Tiamat.
what?
>>144211182
3.3 will let you augment lore gear with a weekly 24 man drop.
3.4 will expand it to upgrading the weapons.
Just like 3.1 and 3.2.
>>144211373
Come from under your rock, fag.
I CANT DECIDE ON WHAT HAIRSTYLE TO HAVE ON MY FEMROE
>>144210448
>he doesn't have multiple Anima weapons already
>>144211253
They specifically said that the only reason they didn't add dips to Void Ark, and the reason why the 210 relic step came so late, was because the Gordian weapons were only 210 instead of 215.
Since Midan weapons are 245 instead of just 240, that's not an issue. They've also said that they're not really satisfied with Midas clear rates, so they're not going to be overly stingy with them.
>>144211073
>then
reee
>>144210931
95% of this general are lore babies, including you
What is the best race and gender combination for petting a catboy?
>>144211602Sorry
>>144211563
I'm not autistic enough, sorry
>>144211721
>guffy
>not autistic
>tfw ywn fuck rylai in all holes until she can't think and walk properly for a week
>>144211664
Catboy
>>144211664
male au ra are the best for petting anything
>>144211664
Lizardboi / catboi desu
>>144211780
Read it again
>>144211785
He already can't think properly, he's trans.
>>144211549
Alright, I'm at the Aesthetician.
Post character and youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUJG1ISDpY
>>144211785
stop making guffs cry
I want Lancia to tie me up and tickle me all over!
Where the fuck do I find the parchment and vial
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNd4yhfKQq4
>>144211952
how about post butt and youtube instead
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_IP4mNJCI
>>144212086
Vial's on the way to the Event Square, parchment's in the Card Square.
>>144212173
can i carry your bug babies and raise them as brave warriors?
>>144212193
>not even the same guy that was quoted
>>144211952
Youtube of what?
>>144212193
>he took the time to google a8s pages
>>144212603
Y-Y-YOU JUST PHOTOSHOPPED THAT ;_;
>>144212749
>denial
You know i'm not the only or even first xivger to clear a8s right?
Cats
>>144211952https://youtu.be/SqaVWWMaRxY
>>144211895
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE? I CANT DECIDED BETWEEN THE DREADS, THE SHORT KIND OF SPIKEY ONE, THINK IT WAS SECOND LAST, OR THE SHORT HAIR ONE WITH THE HEADBAND AND SOME NEARLY COVERING ONE EYE, WITH THE OFFCENTER PARTING
>>144213119
I LOVE you cat! Please marry me. At least give me a name. Do you have new material?
>>144213078
Settle down Shitpuia Rivers
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymruL9JgWuE
>>144213119
hi
>>144213176
>fellow Kikuo listener on here
Never would have imagined.
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2JRSM5RhQE
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_Tw0w3lLA
>>144213337
>balmung
Nah mate
This stupid reward is starting to grow on me.This thread needs more cute fish.
>>144213181
Personally love dreads, the spiky one is neat. I really like the one with the headband, not a fan of the one with the off-center parting. You should probably post all four on your femroe because just slapping the hair on any face won't always work, I think. You can just post one shot and I'll use my imagination for the other three cuts.
>almost 3.3
>no a8s clear
What's your excuse?
>>144213684
Quit on december and just came back. What's your excuse?
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ5xoCra_jU
>>144213684
are u talkking about urself?
>>144213684
My group did not form until April.
>>144213684
Who are you quoting?
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YguCkYy5Uk
Stop pulling my tail weeblords
I know it's one of you fags
>>144213684
lmao get on my level i wipe my butt with these things
>>144213684
failure scares me
>>144213684
Uhm, started around January and played for fun until I got to Heavensward before taking it seriously.
Anyone on Balmung need stuff crafted/melded? Can do 2 star everything/3 star GSM/CRP
>>144213237Anything specific you're looking for, anon?
Best male Au Ra voice?
>>144213684
I've never raided seriously before.
Most of my static has never raided seriously before.
The static was losing and replacing member constantly for the first 4 weeks.
>>144214147
>ywn be this mad
Feels pretty good, family.
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8vaCrVIR-Q
>>144211664
Femroe for holding a catboy in your lap against your rock hard abs, your enormous tits resting on his head. You would hold him like this and pet him in public much to his embarrassment.
Femezen for being motherly to your catboy. Pet him and call him cute until he falls asleep in your arms, then let your friends take pictures.
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6HXcnElcU
>>144214238
You started off talking shit to someone unprovoked, now you're "not mad."
Sounds like you suck a whole bag of dicks on the regular.
>>144214147
>99/99 (Total: 99)
Well played
>>144214195
post pits
>>144214252
gas all catboys
>>144214458
You editted someone's screenshot and used it to passively aggressively reply to a completely different post.
You're 100% confirmed buttdevastated.
>>144214693
>so mad he thinks they're mad and gets butthurt and bullied
LMAOING AT UR LIFE KID
>tfw haven't started savage
>Not because of scared
>Not because of shit
>Because fuck ather currents
I'm not spending an hour searching around for annoying orbs to die with annoying people in an annoying static for hours
>>144214219
Voice 8, still to this day.
This webm is pretty old but it does serve a reminder thatHW is almost a year old, now!
puu.
sh/pei0j.webm
>no bp clear
whats your excuse?
>>144214458
>n-no you're the one who is mad! not me!
lmao ur so fucking salty some guy killed a video game boss kys
>>144214584
>>144214827
im str8
>>144211952
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUVyF2pEcIA
>https://youtu.be/hXItkz0jujk?list=PLw5Gtn7uXbUGtt7ogRcZ-9hvfdkEryAha
>>144214195
Anything with the red/white halter or the white summer seas dress even more! Anything cute with any pose, although the arms over head pose is cutest. Thank you!
>>144214827
>>144214831
>he's so mad he keeps insisting i'm the mad one when i'm not even the same guy
how fat are u irl
>>144214273
>not resting your head in a tiny lady's lap letting her play with your ears
Iunno, man...
>>144215026
>le one guy
>>144215143
>he's so mad he's pretending to be someone else
HOW SAD AND MAD LMAO
*filters a8s*
ahhhh much better
>>144214273
I'm not sure I'd let my friends take pictures!But then I would also pet his hair and ears while he drinks milk straight from my tits, so.
>>144213493
I really like his music a lot
Kikuoworld is probably my fave album and it's good music todrawto
>>144215053It's all cute until my leg falls asleep
>>144213684
>what's your excuse?
i'm on meme teme
>>144214147
what a noob
Min height female Midlander looking for male Au ra to pet platonically on Balmung....,,maybe remind you to eat dinner and stay hydrated...
>>144215053
I just want an au ra lady to rub behind my ears too...
>>144215285
a8s
You know you looked
Notr replying seals your fate
>>144215336
>>144215456
The good filter and not the built in one doesnt even show stubs so he would never know it existed
>>144212173
Ravana is a noob that got rekt easily by that fucking show-off faggot warrior of DARKNESS
>>144215285
*stops vaping*
Talk about the game or don't talk at all.
*resumes vaping*
>>144215568
What is the good filter?
>>144213684
guys ;)
>>144215568
Wouldn't his own post be filtered?
>>144215798
The perfect form of shitposting.
>>144215718
no one cares, smeggie
>>144215285
Alexander The Burden of the Son (Savage)
Why would anyone 'fall in love' and EB someone who posts tons of nudie pics on a public imageboard anyway? Thats a huge red flag.
guys ;) ;)
i raid ;) ;)
a8s ;) ;) ;) ;)
just clear it ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
>>144215374
>draw
I'm new to these threads, have you posted anyart?
Speaking of favourites, Kikuo Miku 3 was my favourite until his latest one came out a month ago.I liked it so much I bought it.
>>144214219
Voice 3
>>144215960
You there.
Yes, you.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up
>tfw you start a new meme by insulting the guffster
>>144215960
I've never met a bitch that didn't need a little guidance
so I dismiss her past until she disappoints Your Highness.
I'm not gay but I would love to fuck a catboy senseless and/or bind him with rope to be edged until he meowbegs me to let him cum.
>>144215412
My please go to bed or get some tea or SOMETHING
>>144211952
Does the youtube mean the theme of the character or just a song one likes?
>>144216194
That's gay
>>144216194
>tfw really want a catboy to breed my catgirl
That's not gay, is it...?
>>144216380
Post the Valentine quest of you and Ika? I fucking hate lalafells, especially naked ones, but that was cute as fuck.
>>144216380
>>144216156
I can see why you're always alone now.
>can allocate 240 points
>BLM relic
>120 crit
>120 acc
>120 SS
>115 det
>88 pie
Even though det is shit, jesus, 224 det relic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NqIsnyTG8
I have the music taste of a 14 year old girl
>>144216689
Those stats won't be in addition to the current ones. The weapon would be absolute BiS if that was the case.
>>144216519
rip quoted myself. >>144216621
>it's a three femfoe premade duty
IT IS NOW CRINGE HOUR.
You have 60 minutes to be as cringey as possible.
Let it all out.
>>144211952
>>144216730
rip me
>>144216843
MY NAME IS UPSETTI SPAGHETTI AND I LOVE MY WIFE RAVIOLI JABRONI VERY MUCH!
>>144216843
I take EB very seriously and I am also offended by people taking creep shots even if the person is wearing skimpy gear in town
>>144216843
Okay...
Do you like Miqo'te...
>>144216843
Do you like miqo'te....
>>144216768
>people actually care about BiS in this game
Oh boy 1%
>>144216954
>>144216974
It is not awena hour. Please save awena posts for the correct hour. Thank you.
>>144216843
Rabble rabble "Gay"
Rabble rabble "Boyfriend"
Rubba dubba "Mechanics"
>>144216621
>>144216804
Thank you.
>>144217030
you fit right in
>>144216996
You really think 240 extra secondary wouldn't be totally busted?
>>144216768
I dunno, you might be right but then the system looks really similar to novus where you'd get 100% of the stats of the materia you shoved into the relic.
>>144216843
i have taste in armors that some may disagree with
>>144216668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uerLCpm3R9
'cause i'm a star~
>>144216942
http://puu sh/p2w5f.webm
>>144216843
*makes a godspeed post"
>>144216843
hey were all the min height ebs at
lets killed ourslef together
>>144216843
I'm in heat senpai
I want to feel your skin on mine
I want to taste you tounge
I want you to hold my hands and look me in the eye as we make love
I want you to fill my womb with the kitten I so desperately need
Give me all of you love
Your lust
Your cum
And pour it all into me senpai
Make me yours
>rylai is a filthy lizard
nooooooo
Where are the c@s @?
>>144217152
Hyperconductive Hvergelmir has 114 crit and
109 det, rough estimate probably puts those at around +20-25 each at 240 because it has no materia slots.
So you get maybe 135 crit and 130 det, plus an additional 120 crit and 120 spell speed. That's way too good. I think it will be a full stat replacement.
>>144217538
do you like moonies...
>>144217538
>>144209816
The flower hairpin will look cute on you for sure at the very least! I'm going to be using it myself and I'm thinking maybe I'll base a new glamour around that.
>>144216349
curses...my identity...!
>>144217538
>>144217825
>>144217834
Fuck cats highlanders a best
>>144217973
futa?
>>144216843
I really want to fantasia into a femroe and rape catboys for a living. I'd sling them over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes and take them to my den of debauchery. I wouldn't tie him down or anything, I'd simply keep him overpowered because catboys are naturally so small and weak.
First I'd make sure he can't resist by burying my tongue in his throat, and while he's still gasping for breath I would unbutton his shirt and go to town on his cute cat nipples with my mouth. All the while I'd be stroking his tail, too. When he's reached the peak of his sensitivity the milking begins. In my womb, in my mouth, all over my chest, everywhere.
After that I'd drag his limp form into the bath with me before going to sleep. In the morning I'll make him breakfast and then dump him off in the nearest inn with a small sack of coins.
>>144213610
HERE YOU GO. 7, 17 AND THE SECOND LAST (PICTURED) WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING, SUGGESTIONS ARE GOOD TOO.
>>144217538
Waiting for patch...
>>144217198
Calvary armor? Yay or Nay?
>>144217834
post butt
>>144217834
cutest cat
post butt please
>>144217834
megu bp
>>144218051
Where do I sign?
>>144218014
Futa, shemale, and, plain I love em all
Except cuntbois that's weird
>>144218057
I INTEND TO MOSTLY PLAY WARRIOR IF THIS MAKES A DIFFERENCE
Which eu server has the highest/most active population?
>>144217535
the filthiest
>>144217834
i'm sick of this spidercat and read meme, now THIS is a quality cat
>>144218470
Odin is good and
Shiva but its full of germans
>>144218490
Wanna get peed on?
>>144217538
'w'
>>144218529
Read is a solid cat.
>>144217538
i just found out the witcher DLC is out so chuff this game for the next week i got monsters to kill yo
>>144218470
You just asked on /v/, don't expect a different answer.
>>144216076
I used to draw dumb reaction images, but now mostly just keep all my newer stuff to myself because I don't finish anything (pic related)
I haven't listened to the most recent one yet, but I probably should
>>144218603
Nah im good m8 its kool.
>>144218470
kys
>>144218759
How did meracle's dick taste?
>>144218759
Do you need your boipussy stuffed?
>>144218604
Do you know what happened to Kuus?
post characters and youtubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5LfmdpUQ4
>>144218603
that's my line bitch don't say that
Since I'm gonna renew my sub for a month for giggles and I'm gonna have my MoonCat drop the knives for a gun.
Should I focus on lvling up BSM for more guns?
>>144218057
>>144218461
Definitely dreads or the butchcut (your screenshot).
You could play it safe with the dreads, those are totally good. The butchcut looks great on you, though.
Although, if you absolutely can't stand clipping then go with the butchcut.
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1M8ddkiplg
>>144211952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4pd76_Qo00
And i hope everyone has a good day today~
>>144219012
nothing happened they still play
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
>>144218292
decent set if you don't use the silly hat that comes with it and instead use a fully covering one instead. shame that tanks don't get a dyeable version of it (that also doesn't have the terrible old metal dye application), it would be a great set to have
>>144219110
ALRIGHT, CHEERS.
>>144218724
Whoa, nice art. That's pretty good.Would like to see more.
>I haven't listened to the most recent one yet
You just linked a song from it, heh.
>>144219404
You are cute, I would let you tank for me.
>>144219404
ugly
>>144219365
>all over my mouth
>slobber
>wipe my mouth
Making a mess does not a good slut make.
>>144218815
NO
>>144218851Yes daddy fill my slutty asspussy with cum. Dont make me beg~
>>144219616
So it wasn't good?
Rylai is gross.
>>144219404
I agree, mostly I toss away the Calvary Mark in the chest just for collector's sake. But the rest, I've got it glamoured on my PLD dark elf and it looks great on her.
Shame I don't have any other sets in mind as an evolved version of the Calvary set.
>>144219682
rylai isdelicious
>>144219616
>asspussy
Yes!! YES!!!Come to pic related if you really want me to breed your slutty boyhole.
>>144217834
Post rare Megus please
Need Eleven friends and/or friends in general..
>>144218604
Spider please post cuter pics. You cant hold out forever. I know you wanna let loose.
>>144220060
Parties can only go up to eight, though. Are four of them back-up friends? That makes sense, I would do that.
>>144219465
shouldn't you base that on the tanks competence?
>>144219728
the set i'm using kind of has a few parts that resemble it a little, mainly the basic parts of the torso, shoulders and the waist - just not a whole lot considering that obviously neither are based on each other. i had the cavalry set glamoured on all three tanks while i was leveling them for a while, unfortunately i had to destroy it as of a few months ago because i had no space for anything whatsoever, got a good year and a half out of them though. you should show me how it looks on your dark elf though, seeing somewhat more practical armor on a paladin is pretty good
>>144220315
Dont worry, as a healer I can fix anything you do wrong. /pet
>>144220124
do you have paypal
>>144220425
Yes but it would have to be super cute prices.
>>144220315
It's an old pic, but haven't play in almost a year now.
>>144220179its probably an autocorrect of elezen
What can I expect in a week one learning party? Are there going to be a noticeable number of elitists that get pissed off you're asking what to do?
>>144218630
Read looks like a used up italian prostitute
>>144218604
What set is this?
>>144220609
Been doing hunts all day but okay.
http://ffxiv.ariyala.com/HuntTracker/Balmung
[9:25 p.m.]You obtain 40 Centurio Seals.
[9:25 p.m.]You obtain 30 Allagan tomestones of poetics.
[9:25 p.m.]You obtain 20 Allagan tomestones of esoterics.
[9:25 p.m.]You obtain 10 Allagan tomestones of lore.
[9:19 p.m.]You obtain 40 Allied Seals.
[9:19 p.m.]You obtain 20 Centurio Seals.
[9:19 p.m.]You obtain 30 Allagan tomestones of poetics.
[9:19 p.m.]You obtain 10 Allagan tomestones of esoterics.
>>144220803
Time to move to Italy.
>>144220817
gloam or 60 crafted
donno which
so we know best /xivg/ girl (not tranny) but who is the best /xivg/ boy for a queen and king of /xivg/?
>tfw stop mitigating when i see a healer isn't attempting to DPS
>>144218529
>one more unique but not good looking cat
>one that honestly has no less than hundreds of copies or close matches
>throw them away for another one with no less than hundreds of copies.
>>144220394
you wouldn't have a whole lot to fix then, i'm hardly new to this you know
>>144220485
that actually looks pretty good, especially on that race i'd say. there are some armor sets that just straight up look better on the more slender races, so the more pracital/minimal armor/weapon combinations usually look great on stuff like elezen
>>144221057
Pretty much. Also stand in AEs as DPS.
>>144220609
The thirst is calling tonight
The thirst is calling tonight
Watch out cuz he's stabbing over
Watch your backs if you wanna stay alive
>>144220975
>we all know best xivg girl
as voted by excalibur circlejerk yeah briah's best girl. she's the kindest, gentlest, funniest and purest girl here. prove me wrong
>>144220975
none tbqh. every male here is an erping attention whoring drama queen
>>144221057
>tfw keep mitigating but die anyways
Post tranquility
>>144220817
It's the lvl 60 crafted set. Gloam/Auroral set's only color able on it's scarf/inside.
>>144220871
>falling for a bait shitpost
you retarded swedes are all the same
>>144220871
How many Poetics does boypussy give, Shitto To?
>>144220871
>acknowledging bait
>>144221057
>tfw stop avoiding ground circles when I see healer not dpsing
they can heal my dps ass then
>>144220975
>Having to remove trannys because Rylai would wipe the floor with the "real girls"
L M A O
>>144219463
Thanks, I've been meaning to take a couple requests from the thread, but I've been busy doing other things
>You just linked a song from it
Oh, heheh, well, I know what that means thenbesides the fact that I'm retarded
>>144221239
>>144221361
Don't want to risk it you people believe anything nowadays
>>144221339
Enough for 5 unidentified items!
who is meria athera
>>144221185
>prove you wrong
cg was voted best even before she went to excal, so there was no excal circlejerk to even speak of. so the "voted by" is proven wrong there.
>briah
>all that
[citation need]
>>144221434
>not wanting to remove trannies in general
would wipe him off the face of the earth, to be honest family member.
>>144220342
>>144221057
>shitty non-cd using tank taking too much dmg for me to dps
>just drop
>>144221239
Seto isn't swedish
>>144221434
>>144221563
For some reason people freak out when two or more people are in a zone together doing things and that it MUST mean erp.
>>144221434
Or maybe they wanted to reinforce that trannies aren't real girls before orbiters like you replied.
>>144221653
If it's people from the thread you've got like a 30-40% chance of being right. I'd take those odds
>>144221434
we get it, you're a homosexual
>>144220803
I thought it was middle aged Vietnamese hooker, make up your mind.
>>144221434
>wipe floor with
cg is way hotter than rylai and all girls have a better personality than them
rylai's only personality trait is lol lewd
>>144221552
http://www.strawpoll.me/5373796/r
>>144221540
egghyur aka swede girl
>>144221653
>always hanging out with EB in my room
>people always think we're erping
>>144221653
>thread personalities
>known lewd poster megu
>after an erp location post
You're right, Anon, they were just playing the game. =)
>>144221594
But see, I watch them for the first few pulls before I pass my judgement.
>>144221193
>Implying
>>144221442
>I know what that means then
but what does it mean then
>>144221848
post cg
>>144221938
Gonna buy the album
>>144221848
>sera
>girl
>>144220871
>tfw GW has been giving shit all notifications on hunts
God bless you for reminding me this shit exists. Feels like I'm back in the past pre GW but it works nonetheless. Hunts are kinda fun inbetween crafts and roulettes.
>>144221951
Hello?
>>144222269
Your GW is broken then mine gives notifications all day long.
>>144222269
post face
Any GOOD new bussies on Balmng?
>>144221653
Theres a big difference between seeing people in a beast tribe spot or Hinterlands and being together in some obscure low level zone on characters not appropriate for the zone. It has to be at least be something intimate.
>>144222269
>Hunts are fun
Wanna take over?
I'm at like 5/5/5/5
>>144222337
low key bushy brows post
>>144222269
post asspussy
>>144216843
I'm in love with my [spoilers]wife [\spoilers]
>>144221848
but who the fuck is egghyur? what kind of person?
>>144222007one of us
It has a nice art book inside and everything.
>>144222417
what does this mean
>>144222345
>they browse /xivg/ but just look like women
>they look masculine and don't browse /xivg/ but only interested in men
Not easy having taste as futa.
>>144221904
Youll just meme at me but like 90% of the time when people say "need someone to slam my cat bussy at x place" its just a prank man. Plus Megu is pure and just plays it up for attention. You can tell who actually does the stuff easily.
>>144222320
>broken
Should I just reinstall? I see X has been killed sometimes but no notification it even was alive.
>>144222387
>5/5/5/5
Sike, I'm 10/19/20/6 . I'd rather not work my fingers to the bone and just casually slide into my next relic like a glove instead of a bag of rusty nails.
>>144222417I've got art ideas with brows. I'll keep you posted, if this is who I think it is.
>>144222681
If you're only seeing death notifications then somebody passed by and detected the hunt a while ago and you weren't online for the pop.
>>144222797
Aw balls. Would taking off my afk marker help? It'd make sense if it wouldn't notify an AFK player.
>>144222681
you have a few people who are fans of brows because that post isn't me.
>>144222915
Oh shit,is that a good thing?
>talk shit as off-tank
>main tank and DPS get pissy
>main tank getting people killed
>You received a player commendation!
>>144223167
ok?
>>144223130
good butt
>tfw forgotten...
>>144223130
Megu no, you are supposed to be a cute boyfriend material cutie
>>144223431
>hangs out with Brucie
>boyfriend material
lol
How difficult is Black Magefish?
>>144223426
I still remember you, Ippiki
>>144223130
spread legs.
Can someone show how the Sky Pirate Coat of Casting looks dyed Snow White or Abyssal Blue?
Post your best /vpose!
>>144220975
P'roci and F'telor
>>144223715
proci's been shit ever since he washed off his raccoon stripe d esu
>>144220975
Proc and Telor as the King and Queen
>>144223562
Not I.
>>144223673
Here!
>>144224387
Rylai for queen(male)
>>144224504
Thanks! Looks better than I thought it would.
>tfw replaced...
Is the Trial level cap going to be raised to level 35 in 3.3? or is that just a rumor?
>>144224574
>tfw you'll never make Megu your pet
Just slay my life already.
>tfw tempted to beg for a fanta because I want to be alala
>>144225515
ask again tomorrow senpai, and i'll spot you. Balmung?
>>144225276
Have you tried? It seems like it would be easy.
>>144225683
Not since they've been contaminated with scoliosis ink.
>>144225105
I think its level 30, so people can """experience""" jobs
>always do favours for people (craft things, help them with content etc) when asked, give them gil and buy things expecting at least some form of attention
>they go back to ignoring me right after and only ever contact when they need something
>never get any help or anything when I need it myself
What am I doing wrong /xivg/? I play games to be less lonely, not to be treated just like in real life
>>144226032
spread your legs for them
Post favorite little things about this game
>mfw sunshine
>>144226032
Its not necessarily that they dislike you or are using you. I think you just have high expectations for friendship. Most people dont do what you do very often, and its commendable. If you give up who will do it?
Does anyone want to talk about the story?
hitbox tv masablune
Where were you when Meme Teme cleared A7S in record time and is ready to clear A8S?
>>144226032
You sound like friendly facade. Kaori-type.
>>144226221
remember whenyour favorite character died
>>144225935
Source?
>>144226308
she's not dead
>>144226308
I don't really have one.
Remember how Ishgard fucking sucks?
They can't get shit done, always need our help.
We clear out Stone Vigil to get Cid's airship. Some time later it gets overrun again
I never bothered gearing Summoner because I'm a stupid retard, and my Scholar is i220. I'm pretty much done PVE content in this game because it doesn't particularly interest me, and my focus is going to be on gathering and crafting.
Is it worth spending the time to gear up Summoner for farming mob drops, or is the increase in DPS over Scholar in Cleric not great enough to justify the time spent?
>>144226136
>tfw the sunshine in the desert
>>144226032
World?
>>144226660
Balmung
>>144226136
>rain makes you get all wet
>rain has a different ambience when you go indoors
I wish there was more stuff to do in the inns and they weren't as crowded with NPCs.
>>144226274
>proci making fun of MCHs "muh wilfdire"
>makes people wait for his perfect balance
>>144226809
but theres so much furniture to sit on
>>144227028
Damn dude, what went wrong?
>>144226806
It rarely works, buying friends.
As one awkward person to another, your best bet is just complimenting someone on their character.
>>144226503
>No 'Exterminator Co.' RP FC clearing out the monstrous pests from places
>>144225918
wtf
>>144227217
I don't care about people's characters, I care about the person behind it
>>144210575
>htt
Well, that was disappointing.
>>144227193
It went wrong at mind your own damn business
>>144227357
That sounds clingy. You don't open on friendship with that, way too strong.
>>144227357
a person made that character
Unless they have like clownsuits without glam and stuff then its kinda hard to compliment them
>>144227308stop being the first moonie i see when i come to a new thread i have to keep calling you a SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT and it's not even personal
>>144227357name?
>>144226032name? still leveling my balmung alt but once i hit 60 we can run stuff, i like helping people out.
>>144227583
Please rethink your life choices
best dungeon for farming light for relic?
>>144227583
>and it's not even personal
yeah i bet
>>144227838
ifrit normal iirc
>>144227838
Ifrit nm
Tamtara
Sastasha
>>144227770
nah.
>>144227895nah i think you're pretty okay.
>>144227738
>>144227687
I'd rather not say because it would get shitposted to oblivion but I'm at the aftcastle by the moogle if you're not a rotten egg
>>144227583
Am I a slut? Choose your answer wisely or I'll shoot ya!
>>144228128
Wont some rude egg just post the name once they see you?
Crafting cats~
>>144227550
Kazu please, you clearly have a problem.
We are here because we care about you...
>>144228298
you're a moonie so yes.
>>144228302
Cute in every outfit and every form!
>>144228302
your cat looks like it smells bad
>>144228302
cats taking new butt pics when
>>144228431
>sunsluts still trying to spread the meme moonc@s are sluts
>>144228623i never said i wasn't a slut, bub, only that moonies are sluts
>>144228491
A bit dark but here you go!
>>144227357
>>144226032
>>144226806
>buying friends
>I care about the person behind the character
Are you legitimately autistic?
>>144229309
Hopefully you can find some places with nicer lighting. I need to praise this butt.
>>144229598
How is that buying friends? You know normal people do stuff for other people they like right?
>>144229309
smelly
>>144229598
Yes. Why do you care?
>>144230014
Tin..can? Is that you?
>>144226274
How long until another member is kicked. Err I mean "leaves."
>>144230617not long
>>144229309
WEW STINKY STINKY STINKY !!!
>>144230617
proc even said they were all kicked for not stepping up eggcept nori
>>144230617
I am going, unfortunately.
HAHA IM GAY
SO FUNNY
>>144218630
Very
Rate my elezen
>>144231261
why are the liontails always dumb sluts
>>144231351
4.5/10
Almost okay but just falls short
>>144231261
this post triggers me
>>144230171
nope, sorry to disappoint
>>144231364
Because lion tail is the best
>proci getting stratos to join meme teme
But why would he join if fujo shi is taken?
>>144231519
ah... damn
>>144231769
Lion tail is just a shaved fluffy tail with the tip unshaven.
>>144231351
Looks like a mom or 2nd eldest sibling to my elezen.
Not oldest, but not youngest. It's mostly the small brows and lidded eyes.
>>144231351
Where can I erp her
>>144226529
Not worth the time.
>>144231351
>mature-ish look
>glossy thick lips
>long ears
*dabs*
>>144229309
PEE U
THAT STANKS
>>144232159
of course it was you. i was wondering who could make a post this cringy and opened the image and there it was. GREEN RED AND BLUE
>>144232159
this is your best look yet, honestly.
now if you could just cover up one of your snowflake eyes...
All catboy players probably smell bad irl
>>144232159
>>144231924
You don't like shaved tail?
>>144229663
>>144231987
I'm not sure what you mean
>>144232640
stinky cat
>>144232640
Let me MARRY this booty please!
>>144232640
bathing in frogewater
no wonder stink
>>144232640
Why do you take these images?
>>144232645
Post butt
I'm planning on resubbing in JulyJust after my wow sub is done, I resubbed last week and now I have a lot of buyers remorse, so I can't spent another 13$ until I'm done with wow, but I'm in 2.2 still, how many hours I have left until I can play the endgame?
>>144232640
Can I fuck this butt?
>>144232759
Cats are great! If someone gives me a request I can fulfill then why not.
Also(You)s
>>144232904
>>144233062
Postfeet.
>>144232621
post more reads
>>144233039
Not enough /pose lately.
>>144233062
More of that delicious butt
>queue for trial roulette
>get steps as usual
>being healer, i pick up the cannon since nobody ever seems to want it and leave the other healer to do what they do best, spam medica II
>get a whm that can't even do that
>he's a mentor
>>144233154but this game has terrible feet?
>>144231861
How do you know it's Stratos?
Cringe hour is now over.
Please refrain from cringe posting until the next cringe hour.
>>144233039
>being a (You) slut
pretty hot desu
>>144233639
time to pack it up stinkyc@
>>144233161
Maybe if you brush my tail
>>144233725don't judge me okI don't even mind the stinkyposts since free (You)s
Dragon! Or something.
>>144233507They're not great but kinda good enough. It's the sentiment that counts.
IT IS NOW LEWD HOUR.
You have 60 seconds to be as lewd as possible.
>>144234273
Voidsent fish
>>144234425
>hour
>60 seconds
Anon...
>>144234425
think about the grown men behind this screenshot
>>144234513
You have to excuse him, all of his blood flowed into the wrong head.
>>144234560
>think about the grown men
>all I can think about is two cats tongue kissing nosily
>>144234560
>implying I wouldn't fuck them both
>>144234560
jfc squid you can't fall in love with someone in like 5 days on the internet
>>144234139
this moonie is aCUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEE
>>144234425
I want tohold hands with you!
>>144234994
idk where you're getting this love stuff from
>>144234660
GROWN
MEN
>>144234660
well then that's your problem
>>144234889irlorig?
>>144234994
u dont understand anon
we have been dating for 30 years
>>144235124
show cock
>>144234425
>>144235260
who dis
>>144235247irl and ig
I have no lewds, so there's this instead.
>>144235454
do it thenyouwont
IT IS NOW GROWN MAN HOUR.
You have 60 minutes to be as grown man as possible.
What's the best melee dps and why is it___?
>>144235260
>>144235536but shyv is purei'd do you with a force of a thousand suns though
>>144235561
*ERPs cutely*
>>144235561
>>144235561
Add me on steam so I can send you this imgur pic of my dick and ask if we can play (flavor of the week game) Nya Nya
I WANNA DROWN IN HOT THICK STICKY(You)s!
FILL ME UP UNTIL I CANT TAKE ANYMORE
BREAK ME DOWN UNTIL I AM NOTHING BUT A MINDLESS DROOLING(You)DUMPSTERpatch needs to hurry up.
>>144234425
>>144235739
>ywn hear Mutsu burp loudly after swallowing some of your cum
>their eyes glazed over and sitting bottomless in a pool of three of your loads
>"lewd hour"
>only cats posting
>>144235872
nice marilyn manson cosplay
>>144235872
Take it!
>>144235124
Wow, what a slut
>>144236109
nothing wrong with cats anon
>>144236328
one mans trash is another mans treasure i suppose
>>144236039
that's prettyhot_
>>144236328
ugly and you look like you smell bad
Does anyone want a lewd friend to jerk off with whileplaying the game
>>144208626
I should probably stop fuckin' around and learn cloudfishing before 3.3.
>>144236807
this lala is_cum
>>144236919
kys
>>144236776
very much so
>>144236919
Do youerp?
xth for coldi wish it were nice and cold irl too...
>>144234560
>>144237452
that's hot
>>144237382
why are the tribes still alive
>>144237551
which ones
>14423632
>not worth giving what they want
cats and lizards are boring and constantly posted. Calling all other races.
>>144236776
Do you like miqotes...
>>144236776
give me an example of how you would turn me on.
>>144237382
wish it were night desu pops
>>144237686
naw
>>144236923
>Hinterlands Perch wasting my goddamn time
>You land a timeworn wyvernskin map measuring 10.9 ilms!
>measuring the bottle
O-Okay..
>>144237994
LF a lala like this for a waifu to cuddle and craft for
>>144238267
are you on gilgamesh...
>>144237246
ign?
>>144237739
yes
>>144237925
no thanks shyv
any places where i can get ARR and HW for ps4 at a decent price?
>>144238543
lol am i fitting in yet guys. Shyv lmao XDD
>>144210575
>started getting commissions around the same time as rylai
>she's now way ahead of me
Fuck.They've all been at least decent though, good on you.
I will probably get banned for this but whatever
I desperatelywant to play video games with Awena cause he seems a pretty funny and cool guy
>>144238553
http://www.amazon.com/FINAL-FANTASY-XIV-Heavensward-PlayStation-4/dp/B00OM6SALE/ref=sr_1_1_twi_gam_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1464906932&sr=8-1&keywords=heavensward
Apparently 4 PS4 copies left for HW at $17.95
>>144238623
calm down shyv
>>144238540Yes but I know no one would meet me so its ok.
>>144235247
>"guys married to egghyur for 53 years!"
new month new flavour huh
>>144238543
>>144238623
>>144238842
what
>>144238892
yes ofc
>>144238698
It's not difficult when they will give anyone money to draw garbage like that. What the fuck, those tiny ass heads make them look like Goomba's from the Super Mario Bro movie.
>>144238751
thanks dood
>>144236807
>>144237994
>>144238267
This is my Lala and I'm on Gilg.I'm also a dude and married in game
>>144239254
>implying dudes can't be cute and spoiled with love
>>144239070
but anon, that's not fair.
there are people who argueSuper Mario Bros. was at least So-Bad-It's-Good.
you can't say that about this shit.
>>144238227Desynth the perch.
The following are posting among us, without trip and unfiltered.
The Scat Diap
The Fecal Carbine
The Tynne
The Gamemaster
The Slayer of the Manipulator
Stay safe while posting. Do not trust anonymous friendly facade.
>>144239254
this >>144239372
You can have a damn good best friend that you can craft shit for and help out no?
>>144239516
>tfw I never got an insulting nickname even though I've been namedropped quite frequently.
>>144239516
>The Tynne
It's Tyyne Noon
>>144239516
>Do not trust anonymous friendly facade.
So, I shouldn't trust your gesture of good will alerting us of weird shit?
That sounds like a paradox
>>144239516
what's my nickname please
>>144239485
Goldsmith, Weaver, Leatherworker.
>>144239254
>patchy lala
Pretty good, though I still wanna see more touhou cosplay in game. We do have a good Chen and Momiji that post around here.
>>144239857
How about Literally Who?
>>144239516
I dont understand how tynne is insulting
what does it MEAN
>>144240009
That's MY name, faggot.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/12835210/
>>144239606
>>144239619
>>144239727
>>144239857
>>144240059
>taking the bait
>responding to pasta
>>144239565
I'm good thanks.
Thick,strong Highlander dong.
>>144240257
DUDE
WHAT IF, LIKE
DUDE
HAHA DUDE
WHAT IF LIKE,
WE TOOK A DOMINO'S PIZZA
DUDE
A dOMINO'S PIZZA
DUDE
A WHOLE PIZZA
AND WE
HAHA
DUDE
AND WE D E G R E A S E D I T
HAHA
>>144239619
>>144240257
Hey I just curious on my insult nickname
>>144234560
>shyv
>capable of love
kek his autism is on par with sugi
>>144240286
Sup
>>144240257
its been bugging me for ages man
what does tynne mean???
>>144239857
niec glam lmao.
>>144240482
It's their last name.
>>144236919
>>144239516
>>144239619
>>144240318
You keep posting this like it's amusing to anybody but your in-group of shit-flinging compatriots.
>>144240361
is that rly ceci lmao
>>144240378
>>144240378
how wtf
>>144240494
Thanks?
>>144240318
>tfw I just ordered some tonight
>>144240421lemme suck
Post your sluts
>>144240582
inb4 you get called whoever they think you are
can't wait for ultrash to inevitably collapse in on itself in drama
>>144240617
Sure
Any CRPs on bloomung able to craft me a Glade BathtubI have the mats and can throw in some gil if you want
>>144240602
i got one yesterday but i'm really craving another
fuckk
>>144240482
If you really want the sauce, here: http://www.behindthename.com/name/tyyne
It's the name I chose for my character's surname. As for why they're twisting it around into some fucking stupid meme? Because they have nothing better to do, I imagine.
>>144240596
No, it is not. Anyone who actually believes that is gullible.Two people I know from here can confirm this.
>>144240793
why don't you ever target actual spammers like this
>>144240782
>>144240596
>>144238981
>>144240596
No, but Ceci is way too autistic realize that people are joking. It's Ulillillia.
>Q: It seems astrologians are making a bit of a debut lately in Midas.
>A: Even at present, an astrologian that is both in Diurnal Sect and is properly handling the card mechanic is quite powerful. We will be increasing the ease with which cards are handled just a little bit more. The main issue is Nocturnal Sect, so we'll be putting in slight adjustments to it. Going forward, it's our intention to prevent extreme situations where any one healer job is deemed necessary in a party composition.
>We will be increasing the ease with which cards are handled just a little bit more.
>more ast buffs
Yoshida really wants to fuck WHMs over huh?
there
it
is
ladies and gentlemen
>>144240775
Send me a tell
>>144240775
This thing? I thought these were pretty cheap tho.
>tfw will never belong to a male au ra>tfw will never be treated as a toy for his pleasure>tfw will never have my midlander womb filled with his seed during au ra mating season
>tfw will never have him mark me with his teeth so everyone knows i belong to him
tfw no dominant cute size difference au ra boyfriend
>>144240678
>>144241165
fucking ugly
>>144241165bronze
>>144241159
i am LITERALLY right here and posted earlier too
stop baiting me
>>144240678
Must be Ceci. Looks autistic.
>>144241003
>Holy nerfed twice, while Gravity costs less MP
>Asylum weakest option between Sacred Soil and Collective Unconscious
>Tetragammation weakest option between Lustrate and Essential Dignity
>SCH and AST essentially have infinite MP
>Stoneskin 2 is still disabled in battle when it would be balanced the way it currently is
Now I'm not saying WHM is underpowered, but the devs certainly like to bully and shove it off to the side like they constantly do to BRD.
>>144241165Needs more cum.
>>144241078
they're like 80k and i already spent 1 of my 2 mil on my chambers so I'd rather spend less if I can
>>144241159
settle down katja
All I want is someone to EB with ONLY for the two seater bird and dress and then split up with no strings attached. Is that too much to ask for?
>>144240678
Is everyone ready for The Purge?
>>144240929
>shana
>not a shitposter
what planet you live on
>>144240929
>putt
>targetting his friends
>>144240984
>harassing
>joking
Only on Balmung.
>>144240894
>>144240596
It's Ulillillia
>Q: So equality will be a major topic?
>A: Party composition-wise, we'd like to make it easier for the astrologian + white mage combination to function. Scholars are already very strong because they have faeries, so it's quite difficult to approach this problem. As for whether balancing adjustments are in order or not, we analyze balance between all jobs with every patch; at the very least, players can be assured of that.
RIP SCH, you had a good run. AST+AST the new meta. Every healer reroll.
>Q: So basically, because raids are designed such that healer DPS is not required to clear them, the overarching policy is that healers that want to DPS will have to consider the appropriate gearing choices.
>A: If we lower the accuracy requirements for healers in raids, they might be unfairly pressured by other party members to DPS, so choosing to stack accuracy for the sake of DPS is something that we'd like to leave as an option for players. Of course, those seeking early clears will find that healer DPS is a necessity. Our way of thinking is that if you've made the decision as a team to make use of healer DPS, you should exchange healing efficacy for accuracy.
So accuracy only exists because we can't force shitters to not dps. Wow
>>144241165
I want to rip this character off when you next fanta.
>>144241159
>tfw never have a non-futa femroe gf that likes fem au ra
>tfw never sit in her lap and cuddle
why live?
>>144241610
That is Cecilia.
>>144241558
I'm down if you pay for the EB and my sub for a month.
There it is.
>More lewd Rylai's in discord
I love this general.
>>144241415
I thought Holy had a higher cost because it had a stun attached to it.
>>144241415
>Q: During the Nico Nico Chokaigi 2016 event, you spoke about adjustments being made to ninjas and bards in patch 3.3. How did that pan out in the end?
>A: I can't put out any particulars, but we've gone in and made many adjustments to bard skills. However, even after the adjustments, machinists and bards will not be identical in terms of DPS output. We're maintaining machinist's relatively high DPS output due to how difficult it is to play it. Nonetheless, we've received feedback regarding bard's low DPS output compared to machinists, so we're going to close the gap to a degree. I also feel that DoT management for bards is rather difficult, but for now, we're focusing on adjustments that will even out the DPS outputs of both jobs a little bit more.
Rejoice then, bards getting buffed.
THESE are supposed to be Balmung's top players? The best tanks on the server?
>>144241782pls share
>>144241601
both of them are
>>144241851
just go to the fucking discord, it's not like there's a barrier to entry
>>144241003
Yoshi cant balance for shit so with 3 healers and only 2 spots a raid, someone has to take the fall. Fortunately WHMs will still be useful because meme comps only apply to the 1% of raiders(the ones who actually chase world first)
>>144241362i'm not baiting you i ran past you earlier and almost sent you a tell but i chickened out
Pitiful that this is only as good as they can do.
>>144241801
>We're maintaining machinist's relatively high DPS output due to how difficult it is to play it.
What.
>>144241921
I'd rather not subject myself to that.
>>144241815
>not posting his recent 99th god tier parse
>>144241798
That's the only reason I can see why Holy costs more MP.
Is it 3.3 yet?
>>144241582
who's this semen demon?
>>144241815
???
>>144241921
>joining the most hugboxing of hugboxes with more friendly facades than you can stab a back with
nah i'm good
>abe and proci friends with sertur even though zani constantly talks shit about them behind their backs
>>144241641
Sure. Not like I'll be using her if/when that happens.I need to stop using Fantasias. Fuck everything.
>>144241978
If you don't want it then don't post saying you want it
been a while since i kept a midlander too, unfortunate
If you had to choose between a Midlander and a Cat as a sexual partner, which of the two would it be?
Gilgamesh, did Dawnborne Aethersand just spike?
>>144241415
>SCH and AST essentially have infinite MP
Love this meme. WHM actually has better MP management than AST.
AST regains 5.6k eMP per 2 minutes, SCH restores 10-12k eMP/2m assuming Indomitability is never used, and WHM restores 6.1k eMP/2m assuming Freecure is never proc'd.
>>144242115
>paladin
>whitemage
>monk
dem some nice training wheels
>>144241996
I don't see a problem about that statement.
the rest of the famitsu Q&A, just scroll down for those who care
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/4m5t05/famitsu_interview_with_yoship_622016/
>>144241931
Meme runs weren't even for world 1sts, they were mostly WHM+SCH. Only people who want to epeen and get on top on FFlogs run with asts.
>>144242174
Pretty soon the only "friends" Zani will have will be mentally unstable auts like puttel and dramaqueen leftovers from NEET.
Smegtur is human waste.
>>144242115
>anonymous shitposts
>gets hit
>stays quiet
lmao
>>144242115
What do the numbers on the left mean? Is a lower number better?
>>144242179
>just now realizing who this dyed hair tanning bed Florida slut isReally good Midlander.Just please never go cat.
>>144242464
Percentage of players you outperformed. Higher is better.
>>144242263
Actually, as Luminferous Aether is almost always going to be used with Celestial Opposition, AST will be recovering 7070 MP at most, and 6363 at the least with bad tick timing, still more than WHM.
>>144242464
Yes. 1 means you're #1, number one. Kumfi is the best player in that group.
>>144242261
midlanderboy_
>>144241003
inb4 Yoshit-Penisbreath goes too far and makes WHMs great again in 3.4 to fix this.
>>144241801
>I can't put out any particulars, but we've gone in and made many adjustments to bard skills.
I wonder if this will upset BRDs by forcing them to relearn the job again? As a BRD main, I welcome whatever changes that make it better, even if I have to relearn the job.
>>144241996
MCH is more technically demanding to maximize DPS. Due to the nature of its DPS revolving around burst damage, sometimes it can be a bit of a challenge to hit bigger Wildfires. There is also the matter of knowing when to remove Gauss Barrel and when to put it back on since Split > Slug Shots with auto attacks is more DPS than the two with Gauss Barrel on. With BRD, knowing how to maximize your DPS is more straightforward.
>>144242441
>balmung circling the wagons to defend their ilk
so predictable
sbee
>>144242561
Maybe so, which puts it still within the ballpark of WHM's MP management. SCH is obviously still miles ahead of both, but AST is nowhere near "infinite mana"
>>144242263
WHMs need to get 20k mp to pass AST on mp regen after the last buff on a 10 min timer (the time most raids run on). And that's before considering ewer.
>>144242587
Kumfi is next to be kicked desu
>>144242478
Some people want me to but I'm never happy enough with any cat I make to stick with it. Don't worry.
>>144241815
>talking shit about the best PLD on balmung
>I'm gonna make my own static! It'll be nothing but LALAS!
>>144242961
sounds like you'll clear t1 on 5.3
>>144242770
>>144242776 brings up a good point. Ewer is also an option for ASTs who want even more MP, while WHM has nothing of the sort. Sure, you could say that the AST could just give the WHM their Ewer, but that doesn't matter if you have a SCH + AST comp.
>>144242961
Who told you about this?
>shyvana stops hanging out with egghyur the moment the possibility of her crushing on godsbeep is brought up
>moves on to bussy megu
semicucked tho the rat doesnt even like the egg
>>144243084
The lalafell synidcate
Balmung's all stars, everyone.
HAS anyone seen my ball?
>>144241815
>>144242018
>>144242115
This is really obvious samefagging.
my best work yet
>>144243332
ugly
Au Ra laps are just made for sitting in, damn
>>144243249
Ultrash are the all stars of this thread. Don't even try to deny it.
>>144243305
A new falseflagging meta starts now.
>>144243276
*mmph* *slurp* *pop*
Sorry. It was in my mouth~
>>144243151
Gimme a name.Sounds like there's a rat..
>>144243332
>Selzh/Madot Suki shirt
Ya
oh man when people talk about the game it's either people shitposting about parses or shitposting about the meme team
or both
>>144243390
that au ra is hideous
anyone wanna do anything on balmung, some quick run of something, post name
>>144243534
ya because theres an unlimited # of good looking shirts in this game
>ultrash and the balmung memers rush to defend their shitter army
>all other shitposting, multiquoting, et al, immediately stops
dance my little puppets, dance
>>144243538
You must be new.
In that case, turn the fuck around and never come here again. This place is a cesspit.
>>144243559
Yeah dude hit me up
Dildo Dilidilo
>>144243701
not really
meme teme is the best ebin static ever conceived
what happened to ayase?
>>144243724
Seems I was tricked
it's ok I'll just afk in voidark I guess
>>144243861
shana chan........
>>144243439
It literally is though. Why would anyone post an old parse like that when he has one way better?
>>144243856
He drove away all the players who were carrying him and now he's ERPing himself into a coma somewhere
>>144243796
no one cares about your static proci
>>144243856
Eliminated himself thank god
>>144243856
i miss him...he was such a good person
>>144243856
shyv got his friends to shitpost about him endlessly. another added to the permanently driven away list. proof:
>>144243962
>>144244000
>>144244104
LOL
>>144244104
hah...HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHHEAH
>>144244109
??
no i didn't
he just posted some self absorbed shit like he usually did and got trashed for it
>>144244109
>ayase still has orbiters
lol
>>144243653
Don't forget it's also handed over to every player that did 3.0 storyline.
>>144243058
I know yoshida is buffing the fuck out of ast because it's one of the flagship classes of the expac but holy fuck theres a limit. We're a week away from 3.3 and the class is still receiving more buffs.
We're at the point the class already doesn't require a brain to play as compared to the MP management that WHM required back on 2.x and if this buff to shields is OP we might see the complete benching of WHM and SCH for 3.4 raids and 4.0 ish.
>>144243917
what
>>144244104
hehe hoohohoho huhuhuhu
ah hee...
ah hoo...
>>144243856
He destroyed his static on Sargantanas that was doing pretty well and is now part of a mid-tier static that's still working on Brute Justice. His numbers are pretty good, so props to him for sticking with a group that doesn't have all the members pulling the same kind of numbers.
>shyvana orbiter hour
nice one brucie
>>144244109
lmao get real dude. ayase is a piece of human garbage
>>144244104
Ayase was a basket case. You'd know if you raided with him.
Is cunning important to have on a race chocobo?
>all these "squid" orbiters
wooooooow
>>144244219
Do you think stratos was in the right when he posted all of ayase's chat logs?
>>144244109
No one wants you here, Ayase.
>>144244248
AST just needs to be remade. Being a WHM clone just shows Yoshi's incompetence.DRK is in the same boat
>terrified SCHs false flagging AST buffs as being a threat to WHM because they refuse to imagine an environment where they aren't guaranteed a raid slot
poor things.
Alright xivg here's the deal. I feel like my current mage glamour is a slut glamour, and while it is nice to have for a while I get tired of these easily most of the time. Now is that time. Anyone have any suggestions for glamours?
>>144244413
But I hate both of them.
>>144244427
>all of
He posted one log of Ayase being a self absorbed retard begging him to not leave him topped off with a great new meme. Pls no bully ;_;
>>144244434
this is falseflag
>>144244523
What's your glamour? Just post the body if you don't want anyone to know who you are.
Is relic 3.3 or 3.35?
>>144244597
this is falseflag
>drama hour
Time to get comfy. I am in.
>Balmung
>Gilgamesh
>Sargatanas
>Tonberry
Not a single good player on any of these servers and a high chance of getting backstabbed if you go there.
AVOID Aether and Australians.
>>144244523
Hempen Camise and Bridesmaid Tights!
>>144244676
3.3
>>144244517
ast already replaced WHMs in not shit groups you dope.
>>144244427
not really, but to play ayase off as anything other than a manipulative scumbag is also very very wrong
he'll ignore his friends for someone that he currently favours over everyone else, and then as soon as he gets into an argument with them he'll jump to his friends and tell them all that he was being abused and did nothing wrong
i know this because i was that favoured person once, and he does the exact same shit with aldyet
it's a shame i didn't pick up on it sooner but w/e
>>144244791
this is falseflag
POST DRAMA
WHOS KEKING WHO
WHOS NEXT TO BE KICKED FROM MEME TEME
WHY DID PROCI LEAVE ULTRASH
>>144244798
Literally all Stratos did was reveal how pathetic and sad of a human being Abase is. Good riddance, I laughed my ass off at those logs.
>>144244791
but actual WHMs aren't the ones crying
I got a commission to do some FFXIV characters recent. Is this a common occurrence in the game?
>>144244923
Cant wait till its your logs getting posted.
>>144244523
explorer's tabard, high allagan pantaloons, dhalmelskin shoes, linen halfgloves
>>144244791
>ast already replaced WHMs in not shit groups
>implying
>>144196565
>>144244916
>WHY DID PROCI LEAVE ULTRASH
Someone mentioned something that could possibly reference his tiny dick in a very vague way. He had a massive meltdown and left. His bad mood lasted nearly a week and almost destroyed Meme Teme in the process. He threatened to kick more people and disband the static.
>>144245037
>>144243558
yeah but it's the only one i could find on-hand
>tfw no cute au ra lap to sit in
it'll do for now
>>144245229
>artist comes to ask a question
>instead of answering them, people like you just meme on them
This is why all drawfriends who come here get driven away. Thanks Balmungamesh.
>>144244632
I wanted to use these shorts but I could think of no other good tops save for that or the hempen. I also don't think glasses would work well with this set so the one of the new emotes is out of placeand I like me some glasses too.Straight unsure if I should keep it.
>>144244734Come back to Gilgamesh and I will do it.
>>144245121
I do not have access to HA, nor do I want to redo SCoB desu.
>>144244791
AST only replaced anything on groups that fight for FFlogs epeen
>>144244968
Can't really say i'm afraid of losing my job, but every buff asts get feel like a punch in the groin.
Like >>144241415 pointed out, yoshida was never too fond of WHMs
>>144245358
>le balmung/gilgamesh boogeyman
> let's make the only the door part dyeable
yoshi is a hack
>>144245358
art like that isn't from a drawfriend, it's from adrawfoe.
have some standards.
>>144244923
Repost plz, I want to see drama
>>144245037
Mind rephrasing the question? Do you mean people from XIV asking for commissions or is it something in the picture?
>>144245419
>le "one guy boogeyman" meme
nice try gilgamunger
>>144245358
i few of us still lurk. i feel awful for that one artist who drew an elezen and chemo got a hold of it and ruined the pic to use against mado
>research how to catch it
>seems too easy there has to be acatch
>mixture of surprising joy and disappointment when it is just that easy
>>144245037
People commissioning their characters/OCs is pretty common. Pervs love visualizing their smut.
>>144245395I'd need a 2 for 1 deal. For real, shame I really ain't playing so much now.
>>144245275
you can sit on my lap if you're on balmung.no lewd though
Post characters for drawing.
Sorry about last time. My tablet software stopped working.
>>144245358
There was some thread a long time ago where lots of drawfriends posted what they were working on. Pretty sure what drives artists away isn't the offenses some say about the artwork but the general topics of the threads.
>>144246080
Nobody's going to take the bait this time.
>>144245358
this is another reason why they stop posting. the memes never end >>144246080
>>144244402
someone pls
>>144246271
downyc@ do you have an eb yet
>>144246271
cumming on a race chocobo is important
Where the fuck is the wolves den and is pvp any fun as a smn?
>>144246271
this is why you don't attach your avatar
What a magnificent specimen.
>>144245395
Yeah, I was trying to think of something that can go with that top but at the moment I'm drawing a blank. I mean, you can try to go with Plaguebringer Coat and the boots with some Velveteen Tights but it's probably overdone. Or perhaps you could try Company Tabard + Valentoine Skirt and the shoes (the name escapes me sorry), with maybe Felt Dress Gloves? Might have to play with the hair.
I think you're kind of cute right now too, but not sure if that's worth much.
>>144246531
if only your cropped your ugly head more often
>tfw a cute lizard sits on you
>>144208808
The ancient memage is top tier
>>144245578
>>144246027
That's cool to know. It is hard to draw from screenshots, though.
What I really wanted to know is if giant blue horse cock ladies raping smaller dragon ladies in dark alleyways was the norm ingame.
>>144246271
Cute as fuck. Would hug.
>>144246713
both ugly tbqh
>>144246271
>>144244402
Cunning is probably the second least important stat. Focus more on Speed, Stamina, and Endurance.
Choosing between Cunning and Acceleration after that is pretty much up to your preference. I prefer Cunning as it can slightly reduce your stamina drain over rough terrain. And low acceleration can actually be a positive, as it lets you have a better chance of getting a good item in the first treasure coffer of a race, by being at the back of the initial pack.
>>144246797
change horse cock to dragon and we'll be golden
>>144246713
>uldah
No, balmung trash is never cute.
>>144247107
stay mad on your dead server, this thread is for people who like the MM part of MMOs
>>144247368
>every server that isn't balmungamesh is "dead"
love this meme
>>144247453
considering i've been on 4 different servers, all 4 of them being on top 4 NA servers yeah they are fucking dead compared to balm and gilg. Stay buttblasted.
>>144247539
>everyone who posts in this thread is NA
nah just on chocobo over here
Someone's on sale.
>>144246741
Thanks brah
>>144246027
I was kidding. I'd rather you be on a server where you got more going for you.
>>144246797
On a certain server it sure is.
>>144246545
let me try some of these out in a few and I will get back to you.
Yes it does mean something, since my character is also eye candy for my EB.
>>144247453
look at clear numbers on FFlogs. If you're in the game to socialize, Balmung has the highest population and objectively more RP. Gilgamesh has more people clearing content than anyone in NA by a factor of 2x + . Hopefully at least raid finder will ease up on Gilgamesh but Balmung is still going to be the #1 place to socialize unless you have friends established in game already.
>>144247635
literally gave her money and all I got was a thanks
>>144247635
>>144227969
>>144227980
can i unsync or do i farm with a party?
>>144247651
Boypussy?
>>144247917
Yeah you can.
>>144247852
kinda cute that he has the same expression in game and irl
>>144246934
>>144247107
>tfw you sit on a cute lizard
>>144248036
That is one ugly cat.
>>144248036
even uglier this time
>>144248036
>not having a daddy to sit on
>144248036
>male au ra
not even worth the (You)
>>144248291
>nobody calls me daddy
i need to die
>>144248105
>>144248164
rude
>>144247635
who what where
>>144241509
cease this lmao they don't even come here
>>144248765
>its a false flag episode
>>144246531
>>144248883
no it isn't
is it dead
How often does Balmug open up holyfuck,
>>144251638
You can try your Casino slotmachine luck on a maintenance day (there's one coming up). Otherwise, specifically for Balmung, you will have to pay for a transfer. Eighteen YoshiBux.