/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

German occupation of Moscow erotic roleplay

New ck2 dlc when

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With the launch of HoI4 in less than a week, it's time to remember past wrongs to not repeat them again.

Never forget.

Reminder to watch Girls Und Panzer Der Film

>>144098810
why would i do that when i can just watch Das Boot eight times in a row

Reminder that slavs aren't white or human
They are on the same level as niggers

>>144098810
I would enjoy being subject to scaphism more than watching that utter trite.

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>>144099140
>anime
>cute

lol

>>144098578
nice

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>tfw schizoid autist but even I feel embarrassed when trying to watch anime

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>>144099457
You're hurting my feelings anon

>>144098578
RIP STEAM / DISCORD GRUPPE

REPORT AND IGNORE ALLIANCE TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN

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>>144099905
>tfw it's the same for me

>>144099927
You should kill yourself today.

>>144100103
me on the left

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>surround Moscow defended by 3 divisions
>drive miles ahead of the city
>leave front against city completely defenseless
what fucking logic

>>144098578
This is probably the 10th thread in a row, in which the steamgroup has been left utterly defeated and humiliated. Is it all over for them?

>marry atlac girl
>son and heir looks atlac instead of a white greek.

Why are white genes so weak in ck2?

>>144100238
lol >>144100154

>>144100238
This game looks worse by the second

>>144100238
well that's just retarded

>>144100238
>what fucking logic
Probably just have to tweak VP consideration over attacking debuffs a bit in the first DLC

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>>144099012
>There are whites in the new world!

>>144100831
>a bit
>driving into the arctic rather than taking the Soviet capital held by only 3 divisions
>a bit

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>>144101021
>there are whites in the world

>>144101090
soviet tanks are too strong for german tanks so they have to flank

>>144098771
Reminder that HoI4 belongs in >>144042354

>>144101449
t. /gsg/

Whats the point of suppresing movements? They just show up again after a day

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At what point do I let France die?

>randomly get france in a PU
>half of the coalition against me quits

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r8 my borders /gsg/

>>144102602
>no Morocco

new HPM when?

>>144102959
>>144075948

>>144102830
I'll do that just for you

I'd appreciate if hpm can change the Czech Republic to Czechia pls

>>144102830
>annexing sand

(only oldfags will get this meme)

I'd appreciate if hpm can change Vietnam to Nguyen Kingdom pls

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>>144101449
>HoI4 isn't grand strategy

>>144102602

>commonwealth has crimea
>ottomans not btfo
>russia and denmark in sweden
>independent finland

you failed, senpai

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>>144103374
Don't do it for me. Do it for Rome.

>>144103662
Why not?
They got a nyugen on america

>>144103762
>implying any of those other than ottomen are bad

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Love how this province always ends up in a clusterfuck desu

>>144102602
INDEPENDENT CRETE

don't understand why France can't industrialize as fast as USA or Germany

At first I thought it was because France has less population density(pops are mostly in some provinces and the rest of the country is empty). But that happens in USA too and they can industrialize just fine. Am I doing something wrong? I just can't catch up

Btw Ecuador is getting too many immigrants in my game. I don't know what they do. They get all the immigrants. I'm pissed

>>144103824
>spain is rome
lad..

>>144105252
lower life rating
get memed on

>>144105252
git gud

>>144105351
Spain WAS Rome...

>>144105406
AYO HOL UP

>>144105538
ESTÁS DICIENDO?...

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Which do you guys like better

I just don't like HPM's

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LADS

Am I playing grease right, this is my first time playing a secondary power.

>>144105627
ESTABAMOS REYIZ Y MIRDA?.

>>144105627
FUEMOS

>>144105538
>>144105627
WE WUZ ROMANS

>>144105992
ÉRAMOS*

>>144105892
conquer johor

>>144105889
Top one.

>>144106058
i dont speak tacos and paella, sorry

>>144105889
bottom one

>>144105889
But America is already a republic

>>144106235
America is a democracy idiot.

Only neo-nazis and /pol/tards think it was ever a republic. This nation was built on liberalism and the founders were socialist.

>>144106125
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Heavenly_Kingdom
Have you seen this? Apparently some chink reconstructed the flag based on what he found in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom History Museum.

>>144105252
I can't remember literacy of France, but it might be the factor.

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*respectfully tips fez*

>>144106235
The constitution was outdated. This is the second American republic - one where unity of the state trumps the rights of individual states.

I'm not gonna bother renaming it and honestly I may never use it because it's like 1917 or something and USA is boring, I just didn't want to name the file USA_fascist because it'd overwrite the original files I got

>>144106516
Did Italy do well in North Africa or was it your intervention? Because they did really well there

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>>144106428
What an interesting development, however, from this picture alone I can't tell if that's THE flag the Taiping used to identify themselves. I'll try to find the talk page discussion about it but I always get confused with Wikipedia.

For now, I'll leave the flag I was using as is, since I got more evidence (courtesy of HPM) indicating it was used a lot by the Taiping, and I distrust Wikipedia users a lot.

new HPM when??????

requestion unHPM pastebin and someone explain to me why it is considered a meme mod while HPM isn't.

>>144106136
You should, its quite beautiful

>>144106789
Maybe two to three weeks.

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>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx

>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u

>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi

>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t

>> Updated Waggles Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB

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>>144106378
>America is a democracy idiot.

>>144106428
>exact same symbolism as the Qing

>>144106458
it's not bad, around 45%

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>>144106760
That's the most obvious transexual dragon I've ever seen

>>144107173
The reconstruction is quite awful, that's another reason I'd be really reluctant to use it.

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>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx

>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u

>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi

>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t

>> Updated Waggler Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB

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>>144106743
Yeah I'm playing as Italy. It looks good on the surface but in reality the Brits and French are swarming from Persia and Sudan towards the Suez.

I have one plane in my air-force (a naval bomber), my navy consists of one submarine fleet and a transport fleet with 20 year old destroyers.

Because Franco won in Spain I couldn't get Gibraltar (not enough IC to build paratroopers) , so my navy was crushed within a year.

>>144106378
No, it is a constitutional republic. The same reason why al gore lost and George W Bush won.

I'm going to post so much HoI4 in this thread once it comes out.

>>144107220
It's in drag


Get it?

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>>144106760
It's similar to clothes that chink Jesus wore

>>144106890
i prefer the smug cheese eating surrendering language among the other latin language

>>144107293
Nigga how do you even fuck up that badly? How many divisions do you have total? I bet you didn't even build any beyond what you start with and get from events.

>>144107445
The Golden Dragon was the symbol of the Emperor, and that applies to the Qing emperors as well. However the Qing used an Azure Dragon in their flag. Thus, the emperor's clothing isn't proof enough that the Taiping used a golden dragon flag.

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>Paraguay can no longer colonize the rest of the Chaco
>Argentina keep its capital in Paraná for over a decade
really disappointed desu

>>144107445
probably his personal standard them

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>>144107551
>I bet you didn't even build any beyond what you start with and get from events.

I built 6 motorized units which i used to rush North Africa, and some submarines with torpedoes. That's it, i didn't have enough IC to build troops and upgrade at the same time, and I'd rather not have 1922 infantry fighting.


I lost my airforce within 3 weeks of the war starting. I based them in alexandria, which was taken by Britain.

>>144107862
forgot to mention I also built one marine and 3 transports i believe. That one marine took Malta, Crete, and retook Corsica from Britain.

is there HIP for ck2 2.5.1 ?
can someone give the DL link?

>>144107862
What date did you start? You should have had plenty of time to upgrade everything and build a couple dozen INF divisions.

>>144108387
link was posted in the last thread. also the link never changes

>>144108449
1936. Italy starts out with a really, really outdated army of mostly 1926 infantry.

I'm building 5 Militia units now that my upgrades are now just 25 production left. Infantry would take too long to build.

I think the economy of the last HPM is fucked up. There is never enough anything for factories to work. Factories are always lacking something

>>144108726
Mine is working fine

>>144108676
Lad build ~10 IC first. Do you have full IC/tech team takeover on? That helps.

>>144106378
In any normal country Republic and Democracy are the same. I don't know what's the point of discussing this

Is ther a HoI4 countdown clock?

Is there a way to get your Polish cores back without getting into war with the allies in the HPP mod?

>>144108945
Nah I don't have full IC takeover on.

I probably should have built IC at the very start. It's too late now, I have to build infantry /mountains/militia units or I will get fucked when America invades.

>>144108726
I'm getting a lot of shortages too. Pretty much every good except for one or two is always overproduced. Even the fucking liquor factories are becoming unprofitable.

>>144108726
>he fell for the HPMeme

>>144109298
pls respond senpais

>>144109638
fuck off rob

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>>144109638

>>144110238
>he fell for the only rob dislikes HPM meme

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>>144110391

>>144109232
Republic is a non-monarchical government where power resides within a representative body (at least in theory). It's not necessarily a democracy; the USSR was a bunch of republics, North Korea is a republic, 20th century South American dictatorships were republics. Iran is a republic, too!

Indirect Democracy (which is what all democracies in the real world are, although ideologically that's not necessarily the case) refers to a government made up of elected individuals. This is usually a presidentialist or parlamentarist system, and in either way it basically involves areas (or in some countries, peoples and religions) electing people who (supposedly) act on their behalf.

I only say this because democracy COULD refer to the theoretical system where there are no elected representatives - this kind of happens sometimes in small (usually primitive) collectives and in theoretical systems such as some branches of anarchism. This would generally mean everyone gets to vote on every issue, which is why it's not particularly viable when we're talking about a country (or even a small city of a couple thousand people). Switzerland is kind of like this about some stuff.

really like this paint autist desu

>>144110569
Oh yeah, forgot to mention - not all democracies are republics, although they function basically as them. Such is the case, for example, in the UK (or in much of Europe, the Commonwealth and Japan, really)

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>>144101449
>Lets throw new games to separate string even if they fit requirements here
Fuck off

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>>144110391
nice falseflag rob

>>144110660
Autistic people lashing out is my favorite form of humour

>>144110767
No one even posts on that shithole though

Only the regular 4 autists and the gay porn spammer

>>144110997
>gay porn spammer

>>144106884
pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx
Becouse reddit, thats why

>>144110997
>he says this despite the board achieving over a dozen posts this week

>>144111335
Try to sell unHPM to me.

>>144111408
Did you ever want to do some epic unions like Slavia or the Teutonic empire in V2?

>>144111408
You get meme nations, meme events, meme unions.

>>144111408
Your Germaniums can get grosser without as much effort.

>>144106890
Castellano is ugly. Portguese is better.

>>144111408
its best use is in autistic multiplayer games

>>144111408
Do you like decisions, map changes, new nations, mechanics and events?
Are you also a GrossGermania and meme lover?
If you answered yes, than unHPM is the mod for YOU!

DOWNLOAD NOW! NO SCAM NO VIRUS!

>>144111516
t. reddit

>>144111536
how

>>144110791
I don't think that laughing at yourself is very healthy.

Littlefinger is my hand, my rival, lord of the Riverland, and has +33 opinion because i gave him back a lot of vassals that he lost somehow during a war.

How long til i'm dead

>>144111495
>>144111516
>>144111536
So it's a meme mod made to make the game easier in every aspect behind a 'meme' paper sign?

>>144111335
>Can form the Equador Confederation/Quilombola as Pernambuco
What the fuck

Quilombola is literally "someone from a quilombo", which in itself is a non-specific term for communities of escaped slaves. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? The most famous quilombo was not even in Pernambuco

>Can turn into a theocracy as Rio Grande do Sul
WHAT THE FUCK

>>144111919
Yep, pretty much.

>>144111919
>>144112025
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO ALEXXXXX!

>>144111919
What the fuck do you expected from someone who made a mod that was 2 meme unions and demanded to be added to the OP, who joined literally every shitposter group out there and that added the teutonic order to the game?

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JUST

unHPM did nothing wrong

>>144111919
unHPM BTFO

>>144112025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confederation_of_the_Equator

>>144112025
It's a mememod like visegradmod, what the fuck do you expect?

>>144112107
unHPM is that visegrad autist?

That's sad, I thought he would've given up after a few months of incessant shitposting about his mod literally no one played

>>144112297
>>144112107
Nah I don't think so, visegrad autist could type coherently at least.

>>144112181
>that budding Allied space program east of Cairo
noice

You did more than Italy historically, be proud of that at least.

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>>144111919
Actually it's a mememod made by begging /gsg/ to write stuff for him and by stealing shit from other mods so the author could tripfag and incite some drama to hit HPM
Done by one of the guys who spam this thread with pasta

>>144112273
That's not the part I objected to for a reason

Frei Caneca was not even black, why would he lead a quilombo

>>144112107
"add to OP plox" isnt really "demanding to be added to the OP"
and Companymod was in the OP too for a long time, while just adding like 4 meme nations

>>144112531
>Tibet had slaves
It's good that no one fell for that bait

>>144112297
No, the visegrad autist wasn't such a shitposter, just a memer
He also could mod

>>144111657
This guy made me unironically dl unHPM.

>>144112651
>bait

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>>144112578
>I dindu nuffin

>>144112765
t. >>144111657

>>144112181
How are you gonna break the encirclement? The brits can easily cut those 3 divisions off if they take tanta.

>>144112917
>implying HPM isnt a shitposter too

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>>144112104
>>144112531
>>144112917

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The dream of North African conquest seems to be over. Should I delay them as long as possible and fight to the death, or send them all back to Italy with my transports?

>>144112958
I have 2 motorised infantry units strategically deploying within a week. I don't think it will be enough

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>>144113026
Hi unhpm

>>144113083
What does motorized infantry mean? Do you give motorcycles to your infantry so they can fight enemies Road Rash style?

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r8 my greater west indie co-prosperity sphere

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Daily reminder that Legacy of Slovenia is a legitimate mod

http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>144113184
it's infantry that is transported by lorries basically. So it moves faster and is better at attacking.

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>>144113150
>>144112917
>>144112531
>>144112270
>>144111919
That's all me folks!

>>144113184
Infantry in truck as opposed to infantry on foot, m8. It's much faster than normal inf.
Mechanized is infantry in half-tracks and APCs.

>>144113150
you remind me of this autist >>127219941

>>144113083
It won't, could you evac those soldiers west of tanta with the navy and move those other soldiers over the suez?

>>144113184
yes

>>144113429
>that many shitposts made by unhmm
wew
why did he even bother to """""""""mod"""""""""" anyway?
that's clearly not what he wanted

>>144113592
Drama
Unhmm was just an attempt to hit hpm and create drama around the mod to kick him out

>>144113592
>that many shitposts made by unhmm
Litteraly no shitposts in this list

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pou3bZAaI8o

Reminder that THIS is the real HPM aka Alex Grandi

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I want to thank my IDF for defending my mod.

>>144113184
Think mounted infantry. The men (and their equipment) are transported in trucks, so they cover a lot of ground and have relatively heavier equipment. They don't use these vehicles to fight, only to move around. For most of the modern world, this is kind of the same as "regular infantry" - but in WW2, even modern armies used a lot of horses to transport supplies. Germany had literally millions of horses in the army because it had been so hardly shat on in the interwar period that it could not properly motorize.

>>144113773
Fuck off with those old trips

>>144113680
Yea, just like the time HPM started the Robmod drama to kick him out
Or the time HPM moved his mod around in the OP to create drama
or the time HPM told unHPM to fuck off, with his trip on

I really have to wonder why is it that /gsg/ has attracted so many dedicated shitposters over the years. I don't browse many generals, but none of them has anything close to these... groups that have been shitposting consistently for years now.

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>>144113443
The situation has got worse, I have no choice but to evacuate my units back to Italy.

Thankfully we are winning in the East, so with the Fuehrer's help we will be back. But for now it's adieu to Africa.

new napoopan when?

>>144113712
>Better this argentinian cuck of a pope than follow a religion a greasemountain of a king fored becouse no girl wanted to suck his dick
>[deleted]
Even the mods think that's shitposting son
I don't know about your steamgroup but that's shitposting here

>>144113773
>Land whales on a ship
wew

>>144114004
This genre attracts a lot of /pol/tards and especially the low-IQ but autists or the teenage varieties

I've asked this question THREE cunting times now lads.

HAVE. THE. LATER. START. DATES. IN. EU4. BEEN. FIXED?

If they're still shit I'm never playing that game again.

>>144114348
No and they never will be. Johan said they don't want to make any later start dates for future games

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>>144114348
They're great please buy

>>144114045
As long as you don't get encircled. However, I hope you are planning on delaying them in libya

>>127219941
>>144113429
>He forgot the time when unhpm was faking HPM posts

>>144114045
Are you intentionally roleplaying as irl Italy or something?
>>144114348
What is wrong with them?

>>144114070
>Enjoy the shower, the soap is made out of jews
why are unhpm and hpm enemies, when they both are total /pol/tards

>>144114434
>>144114434
Fuck Jewhan and fuck Paracucks. Twats. Sometimes I don't want to spend DAYS of my life playing to get into the later game.

HPM, I'm playing Austria right now.
Hungary revolted, I started occupying them, and then the war ended on its own, without message or warning. It'd be nice to have some.

>>144114045
Fall back, garrison all of your beaches, retreat to the mainland. You are going to have to consider Africa, Sardinia and possibly Sicily lost until Germany can come save your ass. Turtle in southern Italy.

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>I never shitpost

>>144114668
They are completely broken and have become more inaccurate with each passing expansion. The map is wrong, the economies are fucked, army sizes are mangled. Basically everything.

In vanilla EU4 it was possible to actually win the Eighty Years War.

>>144114686
unhpm only exists to create drama around hpm
the "they are enemies" is part of that drama that unhpm tried to create

>>144115013
I love how AFP doesn't give shit and just continues to talk about his mod, he's a pretty cool guy. Mods flags and doesn't afraid of anything

>>144115013
Where are you from HPM? What's your life story? Please, I want to know more about you.

>>144115013
>the guy trying to kick hpm out got his posts deleted
>hpm's post wasn't deleted
>that butthurt
Pottery

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>>144114668
>Are you intentionally roleplaying as irl Italy or something?
Nah, i did pretty well earlier on in the campaign. I did have a classic Italy moment where I lost basically my entire air force in 2 weeks of the war starting by leaving it stationed in Alexandria and not paying attention.


>>144114764
Yeah I'm doing that, I already managed to evacuate the circled units. I only have 5 transports though, I might not be able to save another wave of them. My ports are about to be captured.

Britain captured Alexandria and they were all destroyed.

The war with Russia is almost over, we have Stalingrad and Moscow and are making are way towards Baku and Leningrad.

>>144115235
That's not HPM, that's unhpm pretending to be him
See HPM's pastebin or last thread, his trip is !!gEXp1TuUhJX

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>>144115235
He is from Brazil. He deleted this post when someone found it and now he claims he is from Western Europe.

>>144115179
He probably knows by now that it's best not to get involved in any /gsg/ drama if he wants to stay undisturbed.

>>144115405
That was before his trip got leaked

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>play HoI3 with HPP
>anschluß Austria
>annex the Sudetenland
>go to war with Poland to retake my cores, which is pre-ww1 eastern borders
>annex czechoslovakia
>no world war happened

>HISTORICAL
>PLAUSABILITY

>>144115523
But that was historically plausible.

>>144115405
Why do you have to defend him so much? Are you this worried that the image of your precious modder could get tarnished?

>>144115447
I know, I wasn't talking about the screencaped post

>>144115432
To be fair HPM also stays clear of any drama in /gsg/, even when people try to get an answer from him

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>>144115637
Not really. All I did differently was take on Poland with no pact with Russia before taking the czechs.
There's no way the allies would let Germany do all that shit without starting a fuckstorm.

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doesn anyone have that comic where France and UK help the Ottomans fight Russia but get cucked in the end?

>>144115738
Mainly because it makes people like you extremely butthurt

>inb4 I'm not butthurt

>>144115523
>HPP
>California can secede from the USA
Honestly HPP has a lot of meme shit like that

>>144115523
>there wouldn't be a world war 2 if the poles didn't exist

What a waste of human life, and for what, for the measly right of self-determination for a bunch of slavic subhumans.

Makes my soul ache every time I think about what could've been.

>>144111335
I've dl'd the last version but it doesn't have a .mod file, what do I do ?

>>144116251
That's not how it works, you trying so hard to defend some random shmuck on the internet just because someone said mean things about him makes you the butthurt one.

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>>144116401
In a different universe.

>>144116461
Create it

>>144116461
there is no differences between a .mod and a .txt
just extract it to your mods folder and it will work
Idk why would you even turn it into a .mod file when all text documents work

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>>144116461

>>144116619
>meme frog

You have to go back.

>>144116461
>unhpm can't even create a mod file
KEK

>>144116114
Hitler wanted to save europe
The regime that stopped Hitler created Merkel
Luther had some good ideas, and the catholic church was corrupted back then
The English protestants are much worse
t. greek cuck

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it begins

>>144115285
lad if you put garrisons on your beaches they are much less likely to invade

>>144116567
Yes, keep it coming
As long as you let me bask in your butthurt I will keep it up

>>144116606
It doesn't appear in my modlist though

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>>144116734
>luther had some good ideas

no

>>144116857
rename it to .mod
worked fine for me

>>144116857
See >>144112531

>>144116950
I tried but it still doesn't work, will try again

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>>144116394
>>144116401
What should I do next lads? I still wanna fuck up world peace.

>>144116905
t. Leo X

>>144116845
>u mad bro u so mad lmaoXDXD

HPM cocksuckers everyone

And inb4 you scream rob/unhpm or whatever boogeyman, I actually play HPM.

>>144116950
I think I got mem'd, it doesn't work, I'll just put all the files in another mod's file and use this one's .mod to bypass that shit

>>144116779
Yeah now that most of my troops evacuated (5 divisions drowned when my transports were destroyed)

I am withdrawing all units from the East to the Italy.

>>144117265
didn't work, this meme mod is literally unplayable, I'm going back to HPM.

>>144117265
Yes, you got memed on
Didn't you read the thread? The last 40 posts is about what the mememod does, and you saw both thing it was created for: it memes you and it stirs drama around hpm

>>144117265>>144117409

Are you litteraly retarded or just a dumb shitposter
https://mega.nz/#!JQwQgK5I!OgCKe3-YIOyOGC16k5KcxitXaa3HZvUYsffyf43rUoU

>>144117415
But I like memes
>>144117491
t. assblasted Rob

Ramadan begins soon

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>>144117184
Just for you I will remember to be more diligent when someone asks the wrong trip questions that were supposed to go for HPM
I will not get lazy, I will remember all the asspain it will cause you

I think I gonna start playing unhpm just to rile people up.

>>144117491
>lostboy.exe

Pshhht nice try kid

>>144117491
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File exception!
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File exception:
Exception in: virtualfilesystem.cpp, line: 584. Description: Could not open file: common/countries/Pingnan Guo.txt
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OK
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Thanks Rob.

>>144117625
>>144117415
>>144117409
>>144117265
t.Alex Fatrolls Grandi

>>144117570
a fellow muslim on /gsg/!

salaam alaikum, brother

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>>144117553
Look at the quoting style, that's obviously unhpm letting his butthurt over hpm show

>>144117691
You need HPM installed too

>>144117798
Damn you're good.
>>144117879
ayo hol up it's like an HPM add-on ?
It's literally acting like cancer on HPM ?

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>>144117923
Yes, the modder doesn't even like hpm
He does it for the drama and the shitposting

what is the most important social reform? I always choose health because I want more pops, but are the others important? School is also good if bad literacy.

>>144117923
>what is a minimod
>>144118003
You do know that unHPM made that screenshot to bait HPMIDF
the original post was about NWO, and you can clearly see the bad edit and the pixels

>>144117570
Got a bro in Saudi. They had 46 degrees this month.
I'd kill myself desu.

>>144118042
You answered your own question nigga.

>>144118178
>its a photoshop i can tell by the pixels
>still trying to damage control that
KEK

>>144110569
Argentina calls itself Republic and it's a direct democracy. The same happens with many other countries

>>144118178
Fuck off

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>>144118178
>defending that shitter

>>144118003
you have been posting this image for over like two months

why are you being so autistic?

Stop crying over everything and post maps Jesus Christ no one cares

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>>144118178
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person?

>>144118350
Guess what, it's him

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>>144118269
not him but you literally can tell

>>144118376
To be fair that's less autistic than the guy who tried to create drama by faking HPM screenshots

eveytime I come back to gsg after a break, there's a new shitposting group. wtf.
why does gsg attract so many shitposters?

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Some good shitposting in here.

>>144118743
Autism

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>try going past the first week in crusader kings 2
>start fapping

Back in the day I would have to get a lewd event in order to get in the mood to fap. Now all I need is to try and play it. My incomprehensibly huge urge to procrastinate from playing CK2, leads to my body pumping my genitals with blood, leading to a full throbbing erection. Thus I need to cancel my game and go masturbate.

Sometimes when my sex-drive is low, I just try to play CK2. Instant hard-on.

Anyone else here with the same problem?

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>>144118657
nice try unhpm

>>144118834
People should report and ignore more, attention is exactly what shitposters like unhpm and his steamgroup want

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>>144118869
>tfw you have to plot to kill your female relatives so you aren't tempted to seduce them, and have agnatic succession so that you are unable to play a female ruler

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>>144118869
get help

>>144118869
Can I suck your dick while you play?

>>144118869
It's classic pavlonian conditioning. Your body has been conditioned into equating CK2 with orgasms, hence the reason you get an erection every time.

I fear you'll never ever be able to play CK 2. again..

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Is this Europe even salvageable?

>>144119630

>germany exists

It's too late.

>>144119630
It's time for groß

>>144119630
only if you lobsterate constantinople

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>>144119630
>4th

>>144119630
You must unite all aryan peoples or europe cannot flourish.

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why is this allowed?
inb4 muh historical alliance

>>144121001
revert to an earlier version, 'le ebin cross-faith alliances' is a recent thing

>>144121001
t. kiðlinger

>>144121108
that's my friend
didn't care enough to edit it out

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How do I fix this yurop?
just rekt ottomen

>>144121294
Push them back across the Bosphorus

>>144121062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance

>>144121294
REMOVE KEBAB

>>144121294
remove baguette and then remove pierogi

>>144121294
Form Rome.

>>144121523
that was mostly an anti-habsburg alliance and not a blanket help each other in every war nonsense like in game
which is why it's
>muh ebin interfaith alliance

>>144121523
one case does not prove a rule

>t. johan

>>144121294
Give England what is left of ireland

>>144121857
Honestly the whole diplomacy system needs to be stripped out of the game and recreated. Victoria 1 had that conditional alliance feature.

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The fall of Rome was a mistake

>>144122879
You were a mistake

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>>144122879

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who said liquor is the most profitable?

look at that electric gear factory

>>144119630
>doesn't own Lithuania
You can leave now

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>blackfyre
>slowly gain power
>triarch
>then get a unanimous vote for monarchy
>king of volantis
>take the free cities
>restore valyrian empire
>bitter rivals with aegon vi
>both dragon riders
>he's getting the rest of westeros in line
>i'm expanding east
>enormous targaryen vs blackfyre shitstorm on the horizon
You ever have one of those moments in your campaign that you were positively hyped about?

>>144121857
It obviously happens for the same reason, though - both are enemies of Austria

>>144123894
If Essos were to unite, Westeros would be fucked.

I would love a full out book about the doom of valarya actually explained. Them Valaryans were savage as fuck to the people of Essos

>>144123894
You need to subjugate, then dominate, then incorporate them.
Re-link the bloodline.

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>>144115285
Finally the war in the East is over

>>144123894
Seeing this.

Anyone still has a copy of the GoT mod where Westeros was just plopped down in the Atlantic, on the regular CK2 map? And what version was it for?

>>144123894
D R A G O N B O W L

>>144123894
>>144124108
>>144124329
>>144124420
I want to play GoT multiplayer.

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>>144124302

>>144124491
I want to play Geheimnisnacht multiplayer, as all Imperial electors.

>>144123894
>>144124420

Are dragons still alive in this bookframe, that would be fucking hype

>>144123894
>theres an island of dwarves
>there's a place to the far East of Essos where there's Asians with literal cone heads
>Asshai is a nation of voodoo zombies
>Sothoros is literally Black Marsh, you'll die within days of being there
>Westeros beyond the wall goes so far north it starts to possibly lap around the planet
>Valarya blew up because possibly they found so much sulfur that it destroyed the whole country killing possibly millions

Fuck

Important poll on what I should do for end-game in the Napoleon AAR:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10372816

I'm going to go get some food while results come in, I'll see what the consensus is when I come back and move from there.

>>144123894
>new valyria
How'd you get both? I thought you could only form New Valyria if you chose to do so instead of Westeros in Aegon's Conquest.

>>144124524
What's the Soviet IC after that?

>>144124589
At the time of Aegon VI aka Young griff?

The only 3 dragons in the world are stuck with that dumb slut who can't even control them.

why Ethiopia doesn't exist at start game in HPM?

what kind of autism is this?

>>144124491
Wanna play?
>>144124768
If you are valaryan culture group and conquer a lot. You have to conquer a shit ton to form it.

>>144124808
Oh yeah ... ;_;

>>144124814
That's like asking why Germany wasn't a unified state at the start game.

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>>144119630

lmao little latin boy, were da roman wimmin at?

>>144124808
>Aegon VI
I'm pissed that they still haven't introduced him yet
But they haven't introduced a lot of people and fucked up the warging

has commie mod been updated past 0.2 yet?

>>144124589
>>144124808
Can't you get a dragon egg as a gift from a random event when playing a Targ or Blackfyre?

>>144124808
I haven't read any of TWoW's chapters, but aren't they all lost in the wild (with Drogon presumably about to swoop in to save the squat-shit-drinker)?

Reminder show Tyrion had the same bright idea as Quentyn, but had D&D armor

>>144124880
Yeah.

>>144124805
It's 108/81 at the moment

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>>144125056
The show stopped after the third season.
Of course they haven't introduced a lot of people.

>>144124589
Yes. I started at Clash of Kings so Dany had her three dragons. I got an egg and hatched it, so then I had one. I tried to seduce Dany for hers. Partially succeeded. Seduced her, she teamed up with Aegon, giving him Rhaegal, to go take Westeros, but we remained lovers until she died of depression a couple years later when literally every Paramount seceded. Aegon VI has spent the last 40 or so years fighting to take everything back. He's been so busy he did jack shit when I literally had his daughter kidnapped and forcibly married her.

Varys (yes, the eunuch) tamed Viserion. I have no idea what happened to those two.

>>144125056
>yet

Mate...

I'm pretty sure they'll merge his character with Daenerys who'll come to Westeros through Dorne because no one cares about Essos, although they may leave Tyrion and the Slaves to rule there to give that part some closure

>>144125056
>>144125194
Good goyim, watch the electronic talmud and continue to destroy your minds.

>>144125065
i dunno mang.
I never played the GOT meme mod.

Accualy I haven't played CK2 since horsefuckers dlc.

>>144125083
Yep, at the end of dance wif dragons Drogon saves the slut and the other two are fucking shit up in the city.

>>144124805
>>144125127
compared to Germany's 505/350 and Italy's 70 something IC

>>144125357
Its broken for me too Gage

>>144125310
I was so upset they did that with a lot of characters.
When I was reading and watched I went wait a minute, he didn't do that he did, hey where is he?

Etc, the show is good if you didn't read the books but after reading, I get annoyed while watching sometimes

>>144124710
Reminder to vote, as there are only three votes so far. I'm going to be choosing what to do with the rest of the campaign tonight, and I'd like to have more than four votes to go by.

how long does it take for non core provinces to become core provinces?

>>144125542
>the show is good if you didn't read the books
The show is entertaining if you didn't read the books, sure, but still full of pithy writing, narrative inconsistencies, and outright farcical understandings of how various concepts function. It's obvious that the writers care more about manufacturing tits and drama than actually making a sane story.

>>144125661
Depends on the game, you twat.

>>144125714
There have barely been any tits in the last 3 seasons compared to earlier on.