/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

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Although France is now in trouble, the warscore favors us and we are getting swedish reinforcements.

>>143945120
Youre going to sleep so you made a new thread earlier just to get first?

>>143945340
>you
There are 4 IPs in this thread, I'm not the OP

>>143945124
Does this make colonisation easier/harder, more fun/less fun, longer/shorter?

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>>143945196
Victory! We've suffered heavy losses, but at long last western poland is ours again.

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peadophiles btfo

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if anyone's interested, I threw together the Spice and Wolf soundtracks for CK2. I removed the couple of tracks that didn't fit, except for the first season's ending credits song which I made the loading screen song (just delete crusaderkings2_maintitle.ogg if you're a monster). 2 hours of music that I think fits perfectly.

https://mega.nz/#!bMxBgCYY!G_jcU8aMDWRAkifAl0VQ69YsM8FDI7N2XIMfG8GDzaY

sample
https://youtu.be/ZDuLq545U90?t=92

>>143945431
It's 2016, every non neckbeard owns a smartphone

>>143945553
You posted the exact same bait last thread

>>143870242

>>143945431
>he's not a bot
Wew. Thank you for all the great work you do, sir.

>>143945510
From the AI's perspective, there's no change in any of the province positions, it's merely aesthetic changes so it doesn't affect colonisation

>>143945736
Does it work with ironman then?

>>143945606
>no replies
KEK silenced him pretty quick

>>143946082
>(You)ing yourself
For shame.

>>143945989
I don't play ironman so I don't know, just download the mod and check it yourself

>>143946216
Watch the blood pressure fatty

>>143946260
Fuck you.

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Which minor nation are you going to play in HoI4 first?

>>143946659
Cringe

Anyway I'm off to work now have fun hanging out with the other neckbeard NEETs here

>>143946808
I will. Have a great day at work.

>>143946542
i hope they upgrade the peace system so I can have the autism borders i desire

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Italy just made yugoslavia out of fucking nowhere while I had serbia sphered

>>143945537

Why have you blobbed into Slovakia? Give it to Hungary instead.

Also, >not taking all your cores from the NGF at once.

You will regret it later, senpai.

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Using the excuse of colonial troubles, France declared war on Portugal to slow their expansion into the northern continent in the New World.

Portugal, however, put up significant resistance, and was able to only concede their North African holdings to a neutral local chief, who after the war quickly swore fealty to the Navarran king, who in turn quickly displaced the local chief and installed his cousin on the throne in North Africa.

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VLAD STOP

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The invasion of russia is a massive success. With the aid of the French, we've already gained 60 warscore and soon all of our cores will be free.

I haven't play ck2 since Rajah of India dlc. I heard it is shit now. What mod I should use and what DLC should I turn off to make it playable?

>>143947775
Turn off conclave or whatever and get the mod that removes india.

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>>143947726
Glorious victory!

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>>143947923
Our people finally enjoy peace and prosperity!


For a month.

>>143945606
You don't get a new IP while using your phone, he has to use a proxy for a new IP

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still waiting for reactionary coup
When will it be lads?

>>143948521
when your militancy gets high enough
it has shit all to do with party loyalty

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>>143946542
Probably Yugoslavia and join the axis.

Maybe Italy.

>>143946542
Hungary and Finmeme

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We're finally winning against the germans, so these fuckheads show up.

>>143948225
If you don't use wifi you'll have a different ip

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Hungary just put us through a lot of shit, and they're gonna pay for it. What should we demand?

>>143947354
What mod are you using for borders and country name text?

>decide to play Prussia Pro in HPMeme
>1946
>2 million jacobean rebels
>half my pops are jacob beans
>keep killing them
>oh god oh god
what did i do wrong lads

>>143949498
Typus Orbis Terrarum

>>143949604
>Militant socialist and Communist rebel every day in my democratic PLC.
>Kill them.
>Decide to check on that battle engagement popup.
>Ashkenazi irregular.
>Every single one of them.
Hitler was right all along.

>>143949604
>what did i do wrong lads

At some point in your life, there was a moment, you decided to rather spend time at home in front of the computer, instead of going out to play with your friends.

Now, instead of a successful career and a model wife, you stare at virtual maps all day and blogpost about it on a anime imageboard.

>>143949604
if they have high literacy, they will want reforms
give it to them

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>>143949604

>>143950120
Never

The Eternal Jew will not win.

>>143950393
Then don't complain. Literate pops want reforms.

>>143949852
Typus changes the terrain and province map, I'm asking about country borders and the font. Typus doesn't change those.

>>143950704
Simple Map Borders and Illusory Flat Map are the only others I'm running, it'll be one or both of those.

best march of the eagles mod?

>>143951315
Caleb's Political Titles

>>143950794
Yeah its the simple map borders. Thanks. Btw, which version do you use - light or full?

Do the event chains for Russia ever not get hopelessly broken in KR?

>>143951474
Just the normal ones, not the light ones

>>143947660

>not playing as the champion of Khorne

What is the ideal army ratio in March of Eagles?

>>143951723
>not playing skaven
>>143951986
wrong thread
>>>/gsg/twg

>>143947354
Why so you own all of Spain?

>>143952192
I got most of it in CK2, I'm not some fucking wizard at EU4

>>143952192
>1565
>Not owning all of Spain

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>>143935619

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historically How much artillery should an army have?
I know in eu4 you're supposed to have the back row full of it

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Although the move might have been doubted by the international community at large, putting an untested family member on a foreign throne actually turned out well in this instance.

In hindsight, seeing how the Stuarts themselves came as foreigners to Navarra, it is easy to see how a seemingly untested family member might get properly educated on how to run a "foreign" state.

>>143953354
90%

>>143953356
Never seen this event before, what triggers it?

>>143953452
Neither have I and given I just gave my post some fluff by saying it was my cousin, I'm quite proud the game agreed with me, and I assume it was from placing a relative on the throne of a subject nation, in this instance a march.

>>143953570
How did you get Stuarts in the first place? Are they THE Scottish Stuarts or just some random faggots?

>>143953957
Ruler died heirless within 10 years of starting, so royal marriage to Scotland meant that I got Stuarts.

>>143954094
Ouch. Would this map mod you are using work with this mod?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=676443432
You said the provinces are identical so I would assume it would.

>>143954216
I reckon so lad

March of the Eagles isn't that bad of a game
Who'd knew

>>143953354
All of it.

Also what game is this

>>143954387
March of the Eagles

>>143945120
umad?

In the Holy Roman Empire, religious troubles brought about the War of the Religious Leagues, in which the Protestant League cut down the Catholic league, and proclaimed themselves the official faith of the empire.

Meanwhile, the fruits of the shipyards built by Aines II have finally been born, as the "Black Company" sets sail under a pirate flag for the lucrative ships coming in and out of the English Channel.

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>>143955082
>me in charge of posting pictures

>>143954387
>>>/reddit/

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Did this man destroy the Tsardom and allow communism to rise?

>>143946542
Why would you not play Germany?

>>143955805
There was a cat that really was gone.

>>143946542
How is Turkey a minor nation?

>>143956520
First game must always be comfily small, even if the next 20 will be ebig großßgermaniums

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wew

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In 1600, the French and English governments finally combined, and now all French matters were settled in Paris.

The advantage this posed to the French meant that they now had more men than Navarra or even the Kaiser, so the Navarran king, Suleyman I, devised a war plan.

The Black Company would lead the largest merchant fleet Europe had ever seen, half of them intercepting any French fleets and half focusing on blockades and embargoes. The Dutch would slowly take the North, whilst the Navarrans and Portuguese desperately hold out in the Pyrannean mountains.

However, even the mountains could not stop the overwhelming numbers of the French, and when the Portuguese decided to focus on North Africa what a fucking surprise retreat was the only option.

However, should the French armies turn around and head towards the Low Counties, a large fleet of transport ships are already being constructed throughout the length of Navarra, and are expected to be completed within six months, quicker than the time it would take to get far into the Netherlands.

>>143957201
Nice blob

>>143957201
Band your armies together and doomstack the French. Grant England independence.

0-5 take a nap
6-9 fap

go

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>>143959086
The Netherlands and the Portuguese peace'd out, the French armies are incredibly strong with their national and offensive ideas.

It's now 1605 and the war is still going, but I have a feeling that I'm still going to win the war pretty soon.

>>143959365
sleep tight

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post yfw when you start as a filthy one province count and wind up as byzantine (or other nation equivalent) emperor with the same character.

>>143960068
aka things that never happen

>>143946436
how much of a faggot can you be?

>>143957201
mod(s)?

>>143960259
Not him, but it's doable. Unlikely as hell because the fabrications gotta come in fast and hard, but it's doable.

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And so, after 10 years of war, French humiliation was finally achieved. Even as a bankrupt state, the French were still able to obtain condettiori - symbolic of how powerful this shattered state still is.

England is finally free from French rule after over 100 years. As part of the peace treaty, the new rulers of England have married into the Stuart dynasty, delegitimising any further claims the French de Coimbra's may have on the English crown.

>>143960396
CK2 Export, Flat Map, Simple Borders, Typus Orbis Terrarum

>>143961280
Cultures?

>>143956726
Minors in HOI4 are basically anyone not in the big 6 + Italy

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>>143961525

>>143954387
read the OP image, retard.

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>>143961691
How'd they come out so nice? Looks pretty cool.

Thinking of starting an EU4 game since pic related is updated but BtP isn't.

Who should I choose?

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So, have you bough Paradox stocks?

http://www.nasdaqomxnordic.com/aktier/microsite?Instrument=SSE123234&name=Paradox%20Interactive


Is Johan a millionaire now or has Fredrik screwed him and not given him any shares?

>>143962036
I used a culture mod specifically designed so that you don't get "German" as one huge culture all over Europe when converted during CK2.

And I spent a lot of time on the console commands and manually modding before the EU4 save started.

What's happened with the HPM?

>>143962846
Arrested by the french police after a failed bombing attempt

>>143962846
Is being held as a hostage by unHMM

>>143962846
overdosed on memes

>>143946542
I am gonna play as Sweden and become Fascist, taking over the entirety of Scandinavia, and making Sweden great again.

HPM or unHPM, I can't decide

>>143965407
robmod

>>143965407
Napoopan

>>143965407
Why not both?
becouse you need both to play unhpm, thats why

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>it's an Umayyad Hispania and Undying Abbasid episode

>>143965407
Caleb's Political Titles

>>143962036
>England owning Agen in 1444
What is the historical justification for this? They shouldn't even have that middle province in Gascony

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Rate it.

>>143967869
nice prussia but it could be better.

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Whats wrong with me.

>>143968109
terminal autism

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>>143968197

>>143968109
they'd be funnier if you could actually use photoshop.

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>>143968197
>>143968365
k

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/r/paradoxplaza is bullying us again

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>>143950010

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>>143968474

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Should I, lads?

Where can i find the option that prohibits non-great/secondary powers from upgrading colonies to states?
While playing unHPM i noticed that as a civilized nation i could do that.

>>143968868
Sorry. Not prohibits, but where can i change the cost of colonial power to 0.

>>143945597
thanks lad

>>143968474
>sadfrog

You have to go back.

>>143957201
>Suleyman I Stuart
how did that happen

>>143968868
Also, where are the migration modifiers?

Last time i asked HPM he said the mod would have been updated on this month. Well since it isn't, anyone knows if it will be soon?

>>143970985
Next month

>>143970985
Past month

>>143968109
>>143968263
>>143968572
>>143968753
why

>>143970985
Yeah

>>143970985
Current month,

>>143970985
The other month

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It really makes you think

>>143945597
I'm not gay but that has to be my favorite anime.
There will never be a third season.
I will never be happy

>>143971816
me on the right and the left

>>143960441
It's actually very easy to form Britannia in one character starting as an A*glo count.

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Better version

Any update on Warcraft CK2?

>>143945069
>>143945120


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRkkqv6B7I8

Reminder that battleplans are actually much more complex than "draw an arrow"" that /gsg/ makes the out to be.

>>143949490
I find that you can actually have an economy based on cutting others down to size so do that.
I did that with china as japan, their taxes gave me a fuckton of money and I would just justify another treaty port cb whenever the truce ends
My tariffs and taxes were low and everyone was rich, it was great

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>>143972884
Hi, Johan!

>>143972884
god that voice is so gay

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>>143972884
Wow you're right, he drew 3 arrows instead of one!

Such complex strategy!

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REMINDER

>>143973263
that map is still disgusting

>>143946542
radical romania

>>143973419
Bulgaria. First goal is recreating San Stefano borders.

>>143973368
>preorder stellaris

Please keep your memes always up to date.

>>143972884
>soviet empire

Why do people insist on using qualifiers that make no sense?

Also, why does he sound like he's getting off?

>>143964009
does fascist sweden become new somalia?

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>>143973368
>that SMS

Daily reminder that HOI4 is not /gsg/ related and that it will have a general of its own.

>>143974156
t.Discord shitposter

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Does anyone have any experiences with the multiplayer crack for EU IV in the archive? Does it work? I wasn't quite sure what it meant by "untested".

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>>143973954
Better?

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>>143974557
Perfection, my friend. Perfection.

>>143974557
>not just changing it to pls buy stellaris

You fucked up.

I've only really played Black Ice so far, what's the optimal division composition for HPP?

>>143974756
4/4/1/1

>>143974756
2 liquor brigades, 1 bureaucrat and 1 luxury furniture.

>>143974795
What do those stand for my man
>>143974832
good mem

>>143975060
Fucking hell lad

>>143975060
Quick, post it in the /his/ memes thread

>>143975060
what did he mean by this?

>>143975060
someone explain

>>143975060
Fuck off to /v/

>>143975060
upvoted

>>143975060
hahahaha holy shit

>>143975658
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20080602

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>>143962036
All right then, who should I use to restore order to a broken world?

>>143976245
Byzantium

>>143975060
>a terribly unfunny /v/ meme

How low /gsg/ has fallen.

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What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??

And before that I asked a simple question on how I crack the game and I again got swarmed by fucking autists with all their unfunny inside jokes. Fuck you and fuck those games, they are literally one of the most boring shit I've ever touched. Also fuck the guy in /twg/ who suggested I try out those autistic map painting simulators and "ask for guidance on the /gsg/ general and they will help you". Bunch of manchildren.

>>143976915
That's a big Germany

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>>143965718
>It's a Seljuks conquer Constantinople in 1100 episode
>It's a the King of Jerusalem turns muslin episode
>It's a "House of Godwin" wins against everyone else episode
>It's a >H>R>E dissolves due to a retard pole being the emperor episode

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Heya folks!

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>>143975060

what do you think the government name changes on cucks of iron 4 will be like?

>>143977485
Fascist Mexico will be The Fascist Burrito People

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>>143976245
>>143976371
Goals?

>>143976915
>scharfes s in an all capitals word

>>143977736
God I hate Ausländer.

>>143976915
get a newer pasta

>>143977573
Go east, young Macedonian

New HPM when?

>>143956901
What's this? Def. not EU, right?

>>143978267
Next moth

Best DH mods besides WillyReich?

>>143978660
AAR, but last I heard it wasn't up to date.

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I'm a fucking God

>>143978730
It's the grand campaign mod now. I never tried it myself.

>>143978914
I just played a WW1 DH playthrough as Italy yesterday. Is it possible to extract this to the grand campaign mod? I joined the Axis and the war was over in the west by 1916. Be nice to continue that playthrough.

>>143950010
>Implying you can reach any of that without being born in money or daddy having alot of contacts
topus kekus m'lady

>>143978874
is there any penalty for this? in /got/ lore, you apparently lose a bit of yourself each time you are resurrected. are you losing any stats?

>>143977127
>>It's a "House of Godwin" wins against everyone else episode

Problem being?

>played eu4 and vic 2 for months now
>got the hang of them in 2 hours
>playing ck2
>the family system is still so weird
>no fucking clue what I'm doing

Anyone else have this problem?

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>>143980253
Yeah, I've lost Just and something else in exchange for Stutter and something else

Luckily I just cured myself of it

BUT to sacrifice someone, you take a -20 opinion penalty.

BUT WHO CAN FUCK WITH AEGON GOD EMPEROR

I wonder what Jon lost

>>143980745
Hopefully his fucking plot armour

What do you think about my hoi4 alt mod idea ?
>the tsar got overthrown before the first world war happens
>germany goes to war with england and france
>austria hungary is in a civil war
>the soviets make a treaty with germany
>the germans get some resources so they don t intervent in the austrian hungarian civil war
>the germans win and they get the colonization rights for asia
So at the start it will be like this
>France and Uk are the aggressor against germany
>normaly austria hungary and soviets got a alliance (you can decline as one of these countries)
>germany got china as a puppet (kaiserreich like)
>maybe a alliance between romania serbia and bulgaria
I think italy should be germany s alliance partner
What should I do with usa, they could maybe fight the soviet and could be allied with japan but they join later
What do you think ?

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lads

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>>143977573
Interesting.

How far west shall I expand?

>>143980938
How?

>>143978436
March of the Eagles

>>143980465
What do you find weird about family system? You have a wife/husband, children, parents, siblings, cousins, uncles/aunts, grandparents etc etc. There is nothing confusing about CK2

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>>143980465
well, here are the basics

-DO NOT USE CONCLAVE OR SUNSET INVASION.
-assign missions to your council.
-you play as a character, not as a country. your goal is to maintain and expand the status of your dynasty.
-if you want to conquer land, you need claims. you get claims through council missions, inviting people with claims in your court, or marrying claimants.
-if you create a large title (kingdom or empire) you get a vast number of claims according to your historical (dejure) borders.
-you can also inherit land, if you arrange a good marriage or a relative dies
-keep an eye to your inheritance laws. primogeniture (firstborn son gets everything) is the best one).
-you can usually control up to 6 provinces. the rest must be assigned to vassals. treat them well or they will fuck your shit up. use council missions to either get them to like you or threaten them.

>>143980938

Same here. How?

Also, what are your goals?

>>143981040
>>143981338

you just don't accept the surrender event and enforce your make puppet CB. Then you get an event that lets you annex them for some infamy

>>143970985
10 days

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Does /gsg/ have a Discord server?

>>143981553
No

If anyone says otherwise it's the shitposter group, and they're in a war with R&I alliance and /gsg/

>>143981040
What culture mod?

>>143981470

>some infamy

That looks like 22 infamy or something like that? Or did you have already gained some before?

Anyway, neat. Make sure you annex Wallachia and Moldavia as well. And Tunis, don't let the filthy frogs get it.

What should my goals as a Greek Sicily be?

>>143980295
L'Angleterre est légitime terre française

>>143981726
It's part of Shattered Europa m8

>>143981730
I already had a fair amount from annexing warri and serbia

I'm becoming a gp again so hopefully I can put wallachia and moldavia in my sphere as well as tunisia and then they won't get event-ed away from me

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>>143980780
Yup, died of old age again

And I became a Lunatic now

You must be a Lunatic to be a God of Man

>>143982039

Romania will be formed when the Crimean war kicks in, so you better annex them before it occurs.

Are you going full muslim Africa? Allahu akhbar, my friend.

>>143982121
Are you guaranteed to get a good enough priest again if this one dies?

>>143981553
almost gave up on nofap and your image saved me. cheers mane

>>143982237
No clue. the next best Priest I have is a 12.

Link for unHPM please

>>143981212
what's so bad about conclave? I can see not loving it, but it's not garbage like sunset invasion

I would have a more negative opinion of it, but it's stupidly easy to turn off shattered retreat

>>143982246
>nofap

What is that even supposed to achieve other than making you even more sexually frustrated?

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Where were you when Paradox went FULL Jew?

>>143982181
>crimean war

oh shit I totally forgot

I should focus more on military techs over industry for now then I guess
playing defensively with russia around the caucasus mountains should be easy but I don't know about the romanian front

>>143982316
completely unrealistic, unfun and tedious mechanic that makes you your council's bitch.

imagine people hating you because you are way over your demense limit after winning a holy war. now imagine wanting to give out this new land... NOPE. your council hates you because you are over your demense limit, but you cannot reduce your demense limit because they won't let you because "repeat previous sentence to infinity".

this is what conclave looks like. also womens' rights.

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>>143982237
Welp, died again

>>143982374
once went 2 weeks without wanking and damn it felt good to finally have one

also it trains self control to deny yourself the pleasure

>>143982431
why craven? cruel maybe, but craven? how to delete this event?

>>143982374
Masturbating kills your desires before they're allowed to bloom.

Spilling your seed wastes your vital essence i.e drains with your energies.

>>143982714
because it's 1016

>>143982490

Russia will be pretty behind you in military techs if you focus on a couple right now. That and you will have the UK and France with you. Mobilize and you should be fine, maybe lure the Russians to attack you in Moldavia's forests in that front.

Cutting them down to size is a good idea, they tend to get fucked by rebels after that and they will stop posing a threat.

>>143982642
>his children are dying of old age
wew l-
>nature picture for concubine
what the fuck

>>143982835
I FUCK THE LAND
MOTHER NATURE IS AEGON'S WENCH

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>>143982315

>>[V2] - Legacy of Slovenia v1.01
http://pastebin.com/72Yhqm5i

>>[V2] - unHPM v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/zK3YrpNx

>>[V2] - 7 Years v0.3
http://pastebin.com/tsPsr70u

>>[V2] - Robmod v2.5
http://pastebin.com/MHswMhZi

>>[V2] - Visegradmod v3.2
http://pastebin.com/C8swKB9t

>> Updated Waggler Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB

>>143982930
kys discord nerd

>>143982751
Sperm isn't energy though, it's sperm.

Did you miss sex ed or something, kiddo? Maybe ask your mom for a refresher course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qu2UcSIkM

He have such a good voice.

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I had a dream about grand strategy games last night.

It was like the EU games but BETTER.

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>>143982542
this, you're literally spilling your precious bodily fluids

>>143982930
Based Cobra

Thanks though I needed it

>>143982542
yeah, that first one is a problem. there's a mod that adds 10 extra advisor positions so you could fill that with people who love you, but you shouldn't need to do that

the status of women thing is silly to be upset about tho. it's stupidly easy to ignore and it's there because enough people want it. some people like historical accuracy and carving out perfect borders, others like throwing themselves into unrealistic scenarios and seeing what weird shit they can do.

>>143982714
it'd be easy enough to mod the event to give you cruel, or even a negative tax modifier or revolt risk or something like that. you could probably make it so denying them increases the opinion of anyone you're in seclusion with who doesn't have a trait like generous, although that would be beyond me.

>>143982983
orgasm releases endorphins into your body

endorphins kill creativity and productivity

>>143982983
Masturbation is a build and release of energy. The release of semen is merely the physical manifestation of that.

>>143982930
Thanks rob

>>143983126
>>143983158
just take your pseudo-science back to /fit/ or wherever you found it and fuck off

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>>143983270
lol right back at ya

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>>143982904
FOR MY FATHER, R'HLLOR

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>>143982814
Damn, here's this anyway. Researching all the culture before 1853 will stretch me thin.

>>143983010
Why does he pronounce certain words funny? Is he autistic?

>>143983379
>no u

I didn't make any retarded claims.

>>143983593
what, that endorphins kill creativity and productivity?

>>143982431
Couldn't you just pick the first option and then go straight back to seclusion?

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fug
right in the middle of an army reform

they have no allies but are friendly with russia, uk, and france. so it might be a while before I can take this back.

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>>143983660
I'd be really interested in reading a case study about it, I'm especially interested in the way they monitored "creativity" levels in individuals.

>>143984161
They had them paint a picture of an ejaculating penis.

>>143984161
>>143983660
>>143983593
Lads, take your discussion to /fit/ please, this is not related to /gsg/ or /vg/

>>143984047

Keep a stack in the Balkans always. I saw Greek patriots releasing Serbia, Albania and Bulgaria as well.

How do I activate dlc in CKII? Do I need to click on that ck2dlcactivator.exe or just copypaste from 3dm folder or both?

>>143984936
You go to CK2's Steam Page, and buy Crusader Kings II Collection

>>143984936
place the dlc activator on your game folder, run it 3 times as administrator.

if your are too retarded to do this, copypaste from that crack folder, if possible.

don't do both.

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>Nordics invade England yet again
>This time do it as catholics

>LMAO ENGLAND BELONGS TO FRANCE WEEEEWWWW!!!

>>143983453
>Is he autistic?
It's DDRJake. Any question?

>>143985191
[normans_are_french.jpg] goes here

>>143985042
Fuck off Johan. If you fired wiz, I'll consider it

>>143985137
Which way is better?

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Why is the Italian army so fucking based?

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>>143985191

>>143986142
>Why is the Italian army so fucking shit?
FTFY

I wonder if Italian incompetence will be portrayed in HoI4.

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>>143986143
Is this the famous British wit?

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DDD:

I don't know, prussia is prety strong and they have the uk
I think I'll acccept it
might weaken russia for the upcoming crimean war too

>>143986258
Italian army wasn't incompetent though, it was the generals

>>143986258
>I wonder if Italian incompetence will be portrayed in HoI4.
Nope. They have bad starting generals, good ministers and AWESOME focus tree.

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>>143986291
>british

>>143986424
>generals aren't a part of the army
Ok, Mario.

>>143986475
Sounds pretty good, speaking as a Mussoliniboo that is.

>>143986143
>>143986479
I like how it mentions frogs and snails, when at the time it was mostly English things.

>>143986382

The Prussians should keep the Russians at bay. They will still get fucked by the frogs, as they tend to leave their west borders undefended.

Post results.

>>143986775
t. Pierre Renée

>>143987146
Pls, it'd be
t. Jean-Marie

>>143987326
>Jean-Marie

L-london?

>>143987346
Londres*

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allahu eckbar these guys were 20k strong once

the romanian front is going well meanwhile, russia isn't even around the caucasus. France has invaded libya with 30k and only have 11k now because of attrition, I'm going to pick them off carefully.

all in all I'd say this is a stupid shitty war that my allies added a lot of wargoals to that probably won't even get fulfilled leaving no space for me to add anything, and I'm losing money and this probably put me back by some years.

What's the tag for assiniboia?

I can't find it anywhere, and it formed when I released Rupert's Land (Has same tag as Canada in my folders, but can't switch to it)

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motherfucker prussia peaced out

I'm fucked now

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>>143986258
>italian professional """"""soldiers"""""

I JUST WANT OUT OF THIS FUCKING WAR

I'm gonna drop from gp soon and then won't be able to annex wallachia and moldavia

>>143987848
That's highly efficient

>>143987659

Prussia's AI is retarded. They send all their troops to Russia and leave their ass ready to get raped by France. It only gets solved once they form Germany.

>>143986475

What's in the focus tree?

>>143980051
>being ideologically "a poor"

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>Italian "tanks"

>>143980051
You mean your dad -isn't- a wealthy business owner?

Jesus, kys. Maybe you'll be reincarnated as someone worth caring about.

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>>143945597
Could someone put this in the next OP? The soundtrack seems quite good tbqh and the guy who posted it doesn't seem to be a shitposter.

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>it-a wasa di generalissimi, ragazzi

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>>143988269

alternate download link for CK2+? (other than paradox forums)

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>you will never pick up belle ragazza in your sexy tankette

>>143989287
Get HIP instead.

In the GoT mod, does anyone check where Arya is every now and then ? In my game atm she went back to the North so i'm quite happy for her ... in the books it was really something you'd hope would happen. I'm going to make her mary my future son (I'm playing Daeneys).

Joffrey killed Sansa, got killed by Loras in a battle, he got a son named Lancel who became king, Tommen, the little sheep, didn't mean no harm but got wacked anyway, probably by Myrcella.
Tywin got executed by Joffrey and at the same time Jaime got removed from the Kingsguard so he is lord of Casterly Rock.
Littlefinger wants me dead (and killed me once, game over since i didn't have a son yet) so this time i banished him to the wall.
Margaery is now married to Robert (the kid rulling the Vale).
Sherein is lord of the Stormland and she married Edric Storm so i'm prepare to have 2 retarded inbread lords in the future, since the heir of Dorne is also inbread.

>>143989378
>tfw no alternate history mod for DH/HoI3 where the first world war never happened and tank technology advanced much more slowly
>tankettes are the mainstay armour of every major belligerant of the Great War in the 40s

>>143974892
4/4/1/1 is ideal Vic II composition, so you are being memed here as well

>>143989494
Do you have autism?

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Russians got up to 100% war exaustion, and they were still the war leader. I added an aqcuire substate region (caucasian georgia) and britain and them signed a peace deal.
Along with some prestige I have georgia now and I think I might be able to stay gp

still allied with germany, but I'm over infamy and I just hope nothing happens

>>143989474
Do you have autism?

>>143989586
im the rule, you're the exception

>>143989287
Which version of CK2? If it's the latest one, an anon uploaded it a while ago check the post archive

>>143989640

Enjoy your containment wars and Russia trying to fuck you every now and then for Georgia. Should have humiliated them or something else.

doing a reformed germanic pagan feudal playthrogh in ck2. i currently hold all the county, jarl and petty king titles, i only grant my vasalls the temples and cities in the counties. is this the right way to go? or am I supposed to grant them the county titles? what benefits could i possibly gain from that? right now my income is good, i have a good amount of levies, the realm is stable, and no one vasall is strong enough to oppose me on his own, or even all of them combined against me, and they all like me on top of it.

>>143988432
Good techs discounts, some free industry, claims for balcans.

>>143989474
>playing as Daenerys ever
Why the actual fuck would you do that?

>>143989502
Time to shoot myself in the head lads.

>>143989797
They don't have cores on georgia
germany senpai will protect me from containment war over the next two years or so of potential danger

>>143990101
he's the one memeing you
having as much artillery as infantry is retarded

>>143990101
atualy 6inf 4art 1eng 2dra is the best

>>143989474
>playing shit mods that have to be railroaded because of ck2 ai

>>143990375
are you fucking retarded

>>143990101
All irregulars is the best desu

>>143990101

all clipper transports

>>143990474
no sir

i have won nearly all of my battles including countless ones in multiplayer

>>143990470
>muh railroading
fuck off back to eu4

>>143990689
>muh muh
fuck off back to /v/

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>>143989640
>1 ind
>329.0 (-184.0)
>2/3
>27.44
>-5.14k
>26/23
>0/87
Restart the game boi, you've fucked up in all possible ways.

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R8 my vaguely vicky-related meme lads

>>143990375
yeah, this always seems to work best for me. I add a guard too.

>>143991089
magyars should be fucking genocided out of europe

>>143991221
Butthurt Cuman detected.

>>143991221
fuck off gypsy scum

>>143990606
t. capitalist

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>>143989118

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>>143991381
>>143991289
t. Árpád "horsefucker" Szilágyi, hailing from the great steppe.

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>>143991089
This one seems more brutal 2bh

>>143991732
Those don't look like hungarians to me. You see, the racial and ethnic makeup of the eurasian steppe today isn't the same as it was 2000 years ago.