previous faggot>>143992559
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
1rd for post your Mercy
I mean Medic
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>>144094591
>that dude making Virtual Economist
What is that?
>>144096805
POST THEM
>>144097043
Toober putting out content about contemporary jewing
Made his channel specifically to talk about unusual trading tips
>>144097362
Hmm, why does he do that and I don't? Self-respect?
>When you get your inventory organized just right
If you organize your items, how do you do it?
>>144097521
>When+something+something+random+crits+_c98fb66ab76c1fc500d472019d2e50bc.jpg
um
>>144097521
High end dosh at the front for people sending me trade offers to see
Then the page my random drops will land
Then class weapons in order of date released
Crates in the fucking back where they belong
>Wanting to be on par with /kspg/
Well, Do you like Iowa from Kantai Collection?
was that a sentence
youre a sentence
>>144097521
Drops
Crates/skins
Trading stuff
All class items/tools
Then each class has a page like this, some classes share a page
Untradable items
Halloween
Haven't sorted it out for a while though so it's got messy
sort me out
post face when KILL
>>144098453
i LOVE killing
>>144098453
>>144098453
>>144098453
What do?
Will making another alt suffice?
>>144099968
tell geel that you're a girl and you will suck his dick if he unbans you
>>144100464
o
um
>>144100464
have funpost pics here >>>/trash/3152106
>>144100812
> post pics here
>>>/trash/3152106
>>144100909
yeah
that's what i said
what about it
>>144101020
The thread was under the spoiler
lets play tfc
guys
>>144097098
>>144101495
happy birthday
>>144101580
hey retard
Fuck i didn't check post count.
just got a 180mb update.
Wasn't the 60mb one yesterday about automatic demo recording and such?
What is this one about?
>>144102103
the mm update b4nny was talking about
check the tf2 site for all the info or look up a video or something
>>144097098
>>144102234
>lying on the internet.
s4alty's twitter shows nothing on this, can't seem to find videos about it either
>>144102887
hahha i TROLLED YOU!!
xdd
d
d
>>144102738
kill your self under tale retard`
>>144103008
kill your self teams fortress retard`
>>144102873
gimme the sauce of that cerebella
when is videogames releasing the thing
>>144103237
It's not porn if you were wondering.
when is videogames going to jail
>>144103417
TITS DONT WORK LIKE THAT
AA
>>144097098
>>144102887
you must be retarded
>>144097098
>>144104231
Maybe.
But i still haven't found an explanation, since i was awake yesterday when they released the p-rec update and it was only 60MB.
No words anywhere else of a 180MB update
Post what you're listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU
>>144097098
>>144104814
Even when it's not playing I'm listening.
id rather spend 10 or 20€ on funding community services that spend a single penny on supporting TF2. they get enough money from dumbtastic casul players. meanwhile Arie at serveme.tf often has to pay the servers with his own money and teamfortress.tv casts often also have to PAY from their own pocket to work on coverage of a LAN
the community deserves better, think twice before wasting money on cosmetics instead of a community service that you might actually use pretty often
>>144104814
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEsgUiF2jGk
s/o to cockpilot for introducing me to radiohead
>>144105261
How in the fuck did it take you 20 years to learn about Radiohead?
>>144105020
That's like the most reddit response anyone could have given
>>144105386
i used to think their songs were generic alt rock but they're much more than that
>>144105261
my tf2g pal got me into radiohead too
are you me
>>144105604
who are you
what is your fav album
>>144105696
im shy :x
>>144104814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8zE44mUBJU
>>144105781
its ok let it out im here to talk
>>144105895id/epicgirl1998
>this music taste
somebody destroy this gay earth
post tf2g charts please and lets all rate them
>>144106135
you didn't answer my other question
>>144106158
Don't worry, that post wasn't my actual taste. I'm actually listening to Parachutes by Coldplay, so my taste is the jam :)
>>144106383
did coldplay do that Creep song? or was it radiohead? i dont remember but i like playing that song on guitar and i hate both those bands
>>144097098
>>144106470
Radiohead did Creep
>>144105386
>That's like the most reddit response
That's just how prog goes man. My usual playlist is Dark Side followed by this Dark Side cover. Repeating forever.
the stupid mouldy blackberry jam which everyone hates and which is disgusting and ugly
>>144106470
creep is radiohead
coldplay is a dweeb band for dweebs; lots of dweebs like radiohead too but theyre actually good regardless
>>144097098
I did the thing im proud
>>144106557
You forgot the two dots at the end
>>144106526
Anybody Can Play Guitar never gets the love it deserves.
>>144103008
LOL woops wrong thread. Guess we are retards :^)at least I play real men's fps games
>>144106526
whats a dweeb
>>144106637
i think This Week I've Been Mostly Playing Guitar also deserves some love
do i deserve love
yes
i think
>>144106773
>at least i play generic FPS games for real manchildren and edgy teenagers
lol @ undertale fans
>cockpilot and the huezillian will never play you a cover of stairway to heaven
guitar didnt work out with me
neither did violin
:[
>>144107135
stairway to heaven? i heard they ripped off parts of taurus for that song
judge for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8AVbwB_6Ealso you can always try the drums its very fun
>tumblrtail
Get out REEE
>>144107471
Dude, this is like old as fuck news. LZ are a bunch of hacks
>>144105785
>cd is dead
$>cd your_life
$>folder not found
ive got 3 ref
what should i do with it
>>144107619
what do you mean
>>144107619
us nerdz
>>144107583
yeah but i still like both LZ and Spirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4THXeOD-Dw
>>144107712
cd is a command to open directories widely used in windows, linux and OS X
>>144107697
raffle
rem ripped off megaman music
>>144107832
nah fuck that shit, i aint giving it away
is there a way to make profit of it
rip me off
make profit of me
>>144107135
>car guy
>plays an instrument
>that also plays videogames
It baffles me how people can have enough time for a single hobby that isn't bideogames let alone 3(that I know of).
How do I into managing time effectively?
pls help
I don't want to pay a psychiatrist $40/h to give me some bullshit I already know.
After 3k long hours of tf2 I'm ready for some sort of change.
>>144107943
>profit
Don't even try making profit in this game,it's not worth it.
TF2 and Quake 3 are the most fun FPS games released in the past 18 years
do you agree ?
>>144108160
no, it's minecraft and angry birds
>>144108160
undertale and bad rats
>>144096989
random shit thrown together / 10
>>144105785
Holy shi---Oh right you're from UK, liking Grime isn't really that far-fetched.
Liked Tempah T since that Next Hype video got spread around here, only reason I got Blam! was because he was on there but I ended up liking JME more.
is there any difference in sound quality from 480p to 720p or higher in you tube?
>>144108689
yes
>>144108814
can you expand
>>144108068
Am I going to get lucky here or do I have to go to some sort of professional
wanna get lucky with me
>>144109137
>he doesn't stay fit
whats your excuse?
staying fit is the most healthy hobby you can get into, wether its running, working out or doing any other sport
fuck this trade hold shit, i dont even have a smart phone
yes baby
>>144109294
then buy one
>>144109294
Emulators.
Or dirt-cheap smartphones.
I bought a stupid one for $20 just for Steam. Had to buy a one-month plan for $30 but after that, I just stopped. It works with just wifi and I can actually do some shit like call Ubers now.
But if that's not an option, just use a fucking emulator. You need a SMS-capable phone number though so hopefully you already have a cell phone.
>>144109292
My body is ok,mostly from not eating like a maniac but I need a real hobby.
>>144108689
http://fy.3dyd.com/home/#Media_formats_on_Youtube
this site says yes
none of them are really good though so you are better off pirating your music from elsewhere
its a video sharing site so audio quality probably isnt that important for them
tf2 needs dbz promo items for xenoverse 2
upvote if you agree, downvote if you agree
>>144109560
>real hobby
play music
its very fun
you could also get into retro games or something if you want a "hobby" that you can do without spending a penny
>>144109625
>dragonball
back off weeaboo faget
>>144109823
viva, trip on please
i thought spics loved dbz
>>144109587
heh
192kbps with 720p is good enough for me
that site jumps from 360p to 720p tho, i wanted to know what the 480p quality gave in terms of sound
>>144108686
nice
ive been vaguely aware of grime for a while, but a girl at work has been getting me into it recently and i've pirated a lot
it's a lot of fun to listen to desu; catchy beats and clever lyrics
>>144109625
you already have krillin's hair for the heavy
>>144109870
If it were me replying to you there, I'd tell ya to get a fucking job
Now go outside and get a job, ya fucking bum
>>144109823
>dragonball
>weaboo
its the most mainstream shit ever
also one of the biggest examples on how to extend a simple storyline like forever
serialization is cancer
>>144109625
are they dubbing db super yet
i reeeeaaaally wanna watch it but i cannot take goku seriously with his jap voice
i cant take goku seriously with his english voice
why do english dubs make every character sound so derpybola de dragon ftw
>>144109625
upvote yourself into a job my man stop being a degenerate
>>144109560
ask the man yourself maybe he'll help?
>>144109669
he's gonna need a hobby to showoff with not more fukin video games
i want to upvote my tf2gfu irl
the fuck is going on here pendejos
leave goku alone
>>144109560
learn to cook
grow some plants
get a gym membership
create art
learn to knit
>tfw configured my botting to be fully compatible with dodgeball
>tfw I can mass join a server and have mass-controllable bots that auto-airblastI can even mass taunt
>>144110612
do NOT avatar fag
>>144111021
sure
>>144110508
if you were a girl what would make your puss puss quiver more
>oh yeah i work on my own cars i dont trust these filthy jewish mechanics you should come check out my mustang its p.cool
or
>i make cool sweaters
>oh yeah ive been playing guitar for 10 years what song do you want me to play you a cover of?
or
>i know how to make spaghetti
>>144108068
just orbit him or someone else you like that you know would love to help you till you stop being a slight autist
thats what i did
>>144111070
thanks
>>144110042
not airing yet
might be sometime this year, who knows
they keep shit under wraps
*twirls skirt*
>>144111117
hobbies are for you, not for other people
if you can't get with a girl based on force of personality and physical attraction alone, you're probably not going to enjoy the relationship
hookups are different obviously
you're not a girl
OP pic reminded me:
does anyone even play Fortress Forever?
When I played it a few years ago there seemed to at least a dedicated playerbase.
:s
>>144111592
theres one server that has 15-20 people on it daily
Forgot I was even wearing this shirt as I was shit talking DBZ
>>144111796
Holy shit you are not pretty.
>>144111796
gross
>>144111796
disgusting
youre blacker than i thought
>>144111796
you look like some one put their dad's head on a childs body
is it "favorite" or "favourite"
is it "color" or colour"
>>144111796
>>144112160
both
all I want is a villainous violet fire horns aussie sniper
>>144112512
then get one
>>144111796
you look cuter than what i thought
didnt you say you were chubby? i see none of that
reminds me of SoyFelipez
>>144111796
build the wall already
>>144112738
>viva
>cute
>not chubby
build me
>>144112160
o if american
ou if normal
what are your favourite ks effect?
mine is tornado. it doesn't matter what color, it goes along well with any of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur21JTSpCh0
>>144112662
Theres none on outpost or bp classifieds
>>144113117
have you tried checking everywhere else
>He does not even make his game look like a bootleg quake for maximum fps
Yeah, I guess I should finally shave my scruff
>>144113280
i agree
>>144113247
what are thoooose
how do you get boxes around people
>>144113280
Just cut your throat while you're at it
>>144113247
please post config
if possible something that doesn't get me vac banned
>>144113195
Where else could I check? bazaar?
are you guys watching the match
uwu
>>144114324
Link?
>>144111796
someone like you talking about degenerates is making me kek uncontrollably
>>144113394
You can get them from any generic tf2 hack.
>>144113420
It's a combination of a config, and custom folder. You need an sv_pure bypass to use it on valve servers, however.I'm mostly doing it to maximize bots.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10371758
>>144114865
wheres the "i dont use chat" option
>>144114865
missing options:
[ ] I don't
[x] Once in a blue moon when the game was actually breath-taking
>>144114697
twitch tv/teamfortresstv
take my breath
*takes your breath away*
*is breathless*
*become unconscious*
*dies*
idea for demo primary
Sit and think
a grenade launcher that destroys the shield of any demoknight it hits, no other effects or damage
you are not me
>that guy who types gg at least 10 times in every match
this is why i want to go to lan, so i can punch this kind of people when i see them
they are almost guaranteed to be 16 or below anyway so i doubt they'd fight back
>>144115420
no drawbacks?
*grabs your butt while you are dead*
HEROES NEVER DIE!
>>144115420
Dumb.
>>144115618
you have a weapon that does no damage instead of the grenade launcher
isnt that a drawback
>>144115818
>implying half of the unlocks in the game aren't dumb already
im dumb
x.x
im trump
o/
>>144114865
if you do any of these besides 1 minute before the match is over or after the match is over you are a toxic shitstain who belongs on call of duty
did idle weapon animations suddenly stop working for anyone else after the last update?
>When you make up 50% of your team
>>144117869
>still only 42 fps
Why live?
I was gonna wait till Friday, but damn, it feels good again
>>144117869
how is this fun
>>144117262
There are idle weapon animations?
i think this cool dragon ball bib should be added to tf2
what do you think
>>144118013
It's more about having several instances of the game running. I can run on normal graphic settings if I only have one player in the game.
>>144118426
How is this not fun?
>>144111117
as a third party that isgay car guys are my boner medicine
>>144118426
idk, anybody who isn't a 12 year old reteard will just switch servers without a comment
I went 70/20 in day of defeat
Am i good
>>144118536
this picture is confusing me
why does vegeta look like that
what kind of mutilated body part is visible in the top left corner
what does the filename mean
>>144119273
imagine you were his dick looking up at him
>>144119273
vegeta's face is deformed due to the pliable nature of synthetic fabric
that is my mighty forearm
there is a secret raffle in the filename
>>144119696
my penis is actually concealed under goku's leg
post vocaroo saying potis
or pottis
or pootus
>>144118298
you look like the average spanish guy but without beautiful white european skin
aaah i love my tf2gfu
I wonder when our wedding will be.
>>144119949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xTdNpuBH1m
>>144119949
vocaroo saying potis
or pottis
or pootus
>>144120150
who is your tf2gfu
who are you
am i invited to the wedding
>>144119273
>>144120228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzjA08qoOG
This is the best Viva vocaroo.
>>144120439
my tf2gfu iscute!
i am me
you can come and you can bring your tf2gfu as well
>>144120579
that makes sense
thank you
>>144097521
by class
you autist
>>144118641
id?
im sad
got a captcha with pickup trucks
google is laughing about me
>>144121542
???
>>144120579
my hair is short
i was holding the phone with both hands
i am sitting on a chair
my phone is not gay it loves women
>>144119949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFmOPUf5Zs
>>144121695
why do you sound like that
>>144121695
forgot to mention hat your balls haven't dropped
cute
>>144121970
>>144121971
i am 47 years old
>>144122028
post a vocaroo with what you really sound like
and say taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everyone
>>144122214
i have got no time for that i just spent 24 hours uploading a youtube video and it had an error and failed to upload just now
i am going to punch holes in some trees
>>144122348
>47
>still can't afford good internet
lmao rofl pwned........................
>>144122348
>i am going to punch holes in some trees
so... you're going to play minecraft? *da tum tiss*
> half is over 30
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAH FUCKING HOLY LEL
>OLD AS FUCK
> SINGLE
>WEEB
> EUROPEAN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>144122348
do it you fag fuck
>this will protect us
do not bully half left
>put into a B defense with 7 mins left
>enemy team sucks dick at attacking so we win
>back to menu
NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
>>144122339
i dont understand
a year is no different to doggos than it is to humans
we all go around the sun once a year
doggos arent phantoms that only exist some of the time while they travel faster around the sun
>>144123163
it means that dogs die earlier than humans
some of you guys really arent the smartest but at least you are cu te
>>144123069
what if he is a masochist
>>144123236
no but its the same year
doggos only just grow up faster
it does not mean they have separate years
>>144122348
do it or mge on spire meatshots only
>>144123125
>tfw manage to turn 2 losing games in progress with sheer luck and maybe one or two crucial rez's
>booted to the menu both times
i'm afraid to press play now.
>>144123508
They do. Their time runs 7x faster anon.
It means that in a day the dog goes through a week. And he still has energy to play with you and lick peanut butter at the end of the day.
>>144123381
i am not a masochist
neither am i a big baby who cries over internet posts...
my years are like the rings of a tree; they have made me strong, giving me the power to resist the constant battering tides of time that would eat at the base of my great vital cliff and see me erode to nothing
>>144123508
Doggos age faster than humans, dumpass. That's why my sisters dog only gets to live for 15 years, while my sister might make it to 35, if she's lucky.
today im going to LICK peanut butter off human
>>144123837
post pics
>>144123776
post vocaroo
>>144123837
>while my sister might make it to 35, if she's lucky.
what?
the average human life expectancy is like 70
>>144123837
why is your sister dying?
>>144123980
she's tired of blonde
>>144123962
she may have cancer you ass hole why would you make fun of her
>>144123920
I'm not good at taking pictures.
>>144123962
>>144123980
It was a joke about morbid obesity. I'm not very good at jokes either.
>>144124003
can't she just dye her hair then?
>>144124128
stupid stupid stupid
>tfw stupid
:(
>>144124123
cute
what costume is xhe wearing
*bonks half*
>5% accuracy as Junkrat
>>144124285
It's a she. I'd feel uncomfortable dressing a male dog in a pink sweater.
>>144124336
nailed it
this is a real freakin embarassment
you have dishonored this entire unit
so are you going to enter the summer body 2016 tf2g competition?
the what :oo
>>144124715
I don't remember any of the classes saying that line
>>144124117
I wasn't making of her, I was just confused
>>144124123
oh, sorry
shut up and get naked
ur gettin dominated, chukle head
>>144124336
>98% accuracy as Junkrat
who is going to i58
cockpilot said he might tag along if i dont end up with someone to go with
im afraid if he does come id get an autistic fit and embaress myself because ive never met up with anyone from the internet before
>>144124715
what is that
show me your butt you blood fruit shop owners
>>144125235
Sure thing, cutie.
i wonder if blood fruit are good
>all those McCancers too shit to fan me before I bump them back as Lucio
My fucking sides.
>>>/owg/
>>144125342
youd best keep lyin down
>>144125172
o,o
i wish i could go to i58
i even doubt i can go to granada gaming in my own country
>>144125405
why is nobody ever focusing/chasing lucio
why
he's fucking healing everyone
kill him KILLLLLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10372907
>>144125172
the sexiest bodies of tf2g get their own month in the 2017 tf2g pin up calendar
>>144125405
Honestly, the bumping helps the peacekeeper keep the aim at the Lucio's head.
It's great.
>>144125172
me, zigzag, fsidu, renard, xenosbid, salmon, wavedash???, stary, lots of old EUs
>>144125996
trash
trash
trash
ok
trash
trash
trash
trash
i heard qror is going to i58
>>144126149
he too
>>144126089
racist
>>144125996
>>144125172
take a group picture
tallest to shortest
with everyones id/name above their head
>>144125927
where's the caffeine option
>>144125927
What about being high on life?
>>144125996
living meme
furry
fag/likes zootopia
black
furry
bigger fag
who
mummified meme
>>144126149
furry
>>144125172
i dont know who I is
spoiled fuck
sounds like fun
count me in
>>144125172
>cockpilot
that's the guy that stores all the personal information of /tf2g/s that tell him private things, right?
what a creep
>>144127751
It's not like he shares it. I mean, he doesn't shitpost with it like Dotsy or 26dollar do.
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/127003418/#127111007
@investigator anon
>>144128143
Why would he have it at all? That's creepy as shit.
>>144128143
>he doesn't shitpost with it like Dotsy
when have i done this other than in response to people bullying me
>>144132073
>When have I done this except when I've done this?
>>144132142
the point was that it wasn't for no reason and I didn't do it first
>Two wrongs make a right
>It's okay because I didn't start it
i'm glad i left this place
/vg/ was a mistake.
>>144132450
not what I said at all
That is exactly what you said.
>>144133783
you made two assumptions
post coolguys
>>144136574
ssn1 Jaime
>tfw missed every shot
dying
>>144098453
>>144136574
that loadout looks like bart simpson
>>144137053
:)
my goals in life are to skirt the line of a Groening lawsuit
Arriving at Watchpoint: Gibraltar
I'm going to WIN
LOVE,
D.VA
>>144119949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16G7Dqu2oJj
>>144010987
>>144139827
that drawing is SO good
yet
WHY did you have to choose the shittiest possible loadout..? :/
why do people have alts for tf2
>>144136574
>>144140486
I know some popular streamers and Youtube "celebrities" use them to prevent stream sniping and so that they can actually play the game without hearing "omg musklek" every five seconds.
>>144140486
one for comp, one for everything else
am i sops
am i xionxang
>all miscs are becoming multi-class
what a time to be alive
>>144140486
i lost my first account and recovered it few years later
>>144141525
Why did you wait so long?
Any good sniper only servers that's active?
>>144141832
Valve 2fort servers
>>144141908
Seriously cmon
>>144141605
back then i think it was a little harder to recover accounts
or maybe i just didnt know how
i remember being so happy when i recovered it
bought the orange box twice and a couple of games in the newer account how do i sell it now
>>144141832
>sniper only
why would you want that
i remember a map starting with dm_ and then being extremally dissapointed that it was designed for sniper only
>playing this game anymore
didn't overwatch kill this game yet
how are you all enjoying overwatch tf2g
>>144144304
We only ever have 4 Homies in a queue for OW. 5 at best but we could sure use that 6th
We suck at KOTH maps
>>144144304
i think its going pretty well for me
definitely doesnt replace tf2 but its a different, fun game
>>144144434
Fuck you overweight mexican shitskin.
>>144144304
didn't tf2 have a hacker problem for like 2 or 3 whole years ?
>>144144512
Half-Mexican
Decent-skin
>>144144304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWLW0QFHB4s
>>144144618
It still does.
im used to some tough shit from playing tf2, but ow solo queue is seriously making me desperate
who allowed these literal potatoes to play?
and why are they level 50?
Pyramids have four sides, ya dingus.
Hello videogames, why don't you have a seat right there
Help! I've fallen for the orange jew and I can't get up!
I fell for my tf2gfu.
>>144012189
>>144139827
That's pretty damn good for ms paint
/r/ing mine
>>144145103
who is your ow waifu desu
>>144144304
Enjoying the new and improved Scout gameplay.
>>144136574
>>144148631
your skill at pressing a key is impressive
is there any ulti that requires actual aiming
>>144148904
>your skill at pressing a key is impressive
Thank you, you're a nice guy.
>is there any ulti that requires actual aiming
There is Reinhardt.
ive been shitposting in /owg/
told them their fat waifuRoadhogwas bottom-tier and they got upset
another day at scrap.tf
I guess D.Va ult counts too because a badly aimed ult just does nothing even in an open space.
>>144144304
It's bland
>>144149507
I don't geddit.
>>144149748
your envy is making me stronger ;)
>>144149464
It's true though. The utility they offer with their hitscan hooks is offset by the fact that they let the enemy farm ults off of them for free.
whats aclevername for my YER
>>144150493
you're
>>144150493
"nothing personnel kid"
>>144150359
>>144150493
you're eternal reward
im not going to play anymore tf2 today
>>144150493
im a retarded fag and i suck smegmatic dicks everyday
>>144150359
>>144151007
Okay.
>>144150836
Incoming /tf2g/ vigilante post.
>>144150359
>>144150493
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
i had a bad dream
it had my tf2gfu in it
>mfw getting a quadruple kill in Overwatch and all my friends are in the game and they see it too
>>144150359
>>144150359
>>144152238
>mfw it was an ultra quadruple kill
When the hell has tf2g been a thing? did you guys just start this because owg is a popular thing? lmao
>>144152441
what
Daily reminder to report, hide, and ignore any and all Overwatch bait posters.
This post right now
>>144152517
like it was a quadruple kill
and all you did
was press q
how has this general been so perfectly preserved in shitposting for so long
it hasnt changed a bit
stay safe /tf2g/
>>144152808
Welcome to /vg/.
>>144152912
enjoy your stay
El Generico numero uno
im going to sleep now
gently whisper a good night tale featuring the sniper from team fortress two into my ear and hug me from behind
i love my tf2gfu
>>144153524
Get comfy, boys.
Gonna be a lot of OW shitposting to ignore from now on
WHERE IS MY BIG BALANCE UPDATE?
>>144153732
(´・ω・`)
>>144153859
Why /owg/ keep shitposting here?
>>144154120
late june early july
>>144154317
mooooooom I can't wait this much time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144154120
here u go
http://pastebin.com/EPwkQx1a
>>144154317
>>144154120
I hope we get a new weapon skin campaign along with it
>>144154252
It's not them shitposting. It's tf2g-ers making the move to OW and talking about it
By the way, I can't wait till the nerf to McCree. Fuck him
does that website still exist that helps you shark?
why was the update with frontier justice the last good update?
isn't harvest the best map?
>>144154428
game feels fresh again, they split all the tf2 cast's abilitieis, pretty good I like it
https://www.twitch tv/teamfortresstv
Froyo vs bird n
Now
I assume most people still playing TF2 are either competitive players or whales who have tons of valuable items?
>>144154660
Is competitive tf2 year round what is this I thought they just won something is this for another league
>>144154839
New season.
>>144154813
or people who enjoy the game? never mind that couldn't possibly be it
>>144154929
but no one plays that shit anymore, they just boot the game to meme around
>>144150493
Never tell your password to anyone.
>>144096805
Uh why does FF Soldier look like Bruce Willis
>>144155284
>FF
whats that
>>144155284
we are all _______ now
>>144155038
Oh. I guess I wasn't having fun playing TF2 earlier today, you're right.
*casually lifts your skirt up and rubs his dick against your balls*
>>144154252
Some guy keeps making EPIC meme posts where they say /tf2g/ is the new /owg/ thread.
>>144155783
What does that have to do with TF2?
ahh I'm fucking your balls!!
*cums on your dick in your pants*
It's 3 medic heavy combo episode.
>>144157782
It's a the entire team goes sniper episode.
>>144157950
It's 5 sniper vs 5 spys episide
Night night, kids
>>144150359
i need a bigger screen
>>144160185
Or maybe just learn to close your tabs after you're done.
>>144160476
but im not done
its an episode meme episode
i feel like half is too artsy for me to handle
>>144155469
foo fightersfortress forever which is basically a bunch of fans trying to remake TFC but good
>>144161683
but what is tf2 then?
>>144155284
he really does!
>>144162605
team forterss 2
>>144157950
>hey everyone let's go demoknight eccs dee
>switch teams
>whip out natasha
>>144164115
*double donks the fuck out of you*
*sword kills you while youre disoriented*
sssssssssmokin
>>144164240
these people were pure demo knights though
might work if the setup time to get your melee weapon out wasn't 5 million years if it's eyelander
>>144164431
This still pisses me off every time I play demoknight.
It would be great if getting heads with the eyelander increased swap speed, but that'll never happen.
>>144165763
the average scrub labels a wide variety of tactics and situations “cheap.” This “cheapness” is truly the mantra of the scrub.
A common call of the scrub is to cry that the kind of play in which one tries to win at all costs is “boring” or “not fun.” Who knows what objective the scrub has, but we know his objective is not truly to win
>mfw when my friends all quit TF2 before even getting above shitter level
>Pushing last as BLU on Badwater
>Start a votekick on the engineer trying to sentry jump on first
>"I'm not idle guys" on mic
>Votekick fails
I don't understand these people. Do they not know they can start their own local server or something?
>>144166796
Make new friends.
Why is valve so shit now? When did they start being so shit?
>>144167246
after half life 1
they have never been a good company, actually
>>144166996
internet friends dont count
and no one plays tf2 in my area
>>144167246
i think somewhere between the Uber F2P Update and the introduction of group taunts
>>144167246
When DOTA 2 was released and they realized it was a much bigger cash cow than TF2.
>>>144167246
most of the monetization in dota 2 and csgo was tried in TF2 some way or another
TF2 is Valve's lab rat
remember back when valve released blog posts RPing as the mercenaries or elaborated long kinda funny posts?
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3692
Tf2 is so boring now
i woke up
>tfw you keep running into the same people every time you play valve koth servers at 3 AM
>tfw a couple of them are better than you
>>144114708
you dont look like one, you act like one
http://oddshot.tv/shot/teamfortresstv/UzrPDhPPPDhBMbgZfoGxfq_6
>>144172338
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/teamfortresstv/UzrPDhPPPDhBMbgZfoGxfq_6
haha lmao i should have watched the whole stream
>>144172153
I used to see Skimmie every time I hopped on a Harvest pub. Not so much now, for obvious reasons, though.
>>144171032
>"You could be designing anything you want! You could be coming up with new levels and game modes and weapons and--and--and all you do is sit around making hats!"
>Six years ago
It hurts.
-w-
>>144173327
I never see people from /vg/ (at least none of the attention whores), but like.. Suijin, Nucleus, and harvest valve servers are all full of the same handful of good players and a smattering of slavs..
>>144174132
I've played with a few /tf2g/s here and there, but I've only run into like one completely randomly.
At Valve, we like to play games made by other people. In particular, games made by other people don't have Pyros named Eric Smith, who makes our collective lives miserable on a daily basis in playtests. (If you ever wonder why features like "Pyro now gets assists for airblasting enemies into environmental hazards" keep getting added to the game, thank Eric. Not content with killing us by just holding down W+M1, he persists in finding bold new ways to get points by any means necessary.)you can all thank eric smith for making pyro kinda interesting with airblast instead of just M1
pyro is unepic
my tf2gfu is opposite of unepic
Our minds were blown this week when we saw Andrew Kepple's amazing Spy & Pyro cartoon. We've decided this is final proof that TF2 fans are smarter, more creative, and much better looking than fans of all other video games.
>tfw you unironically use the Reserve Shooter
not my fault that Valve keeps nerfing Pyro's everything
>>144174909
i used to only play pyro because of the reserve shooter
Viaduct behind the scenes, by the official TF2 team
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2754
The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:
1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defense
>>144175363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj5k32BeKis&hd=1
>>144175682
me on the right
>>144174968
Now I miss the WAR update
>>144175772
This is the least invested commentary I have ever seen.
The gmod screenshots also take away from the video.
>>144175772
>No one has hats
>Everyone sucks
How horrifying.
>>144175880
i wonder when did they changed the huntsman taunt to make insta kill even overhealed heavies
i think they changed the way it worked a couple of times
>>144175880
i find it kinda funny
>>144175772
oh my god this commentary
>>144175982
the skill level in the average pub was in its peak on the few months prior to the F2P update
i miss the times when hats were a rarity
>>144176151
This was made in 2009. Pub gameplay hasn't changed much, but now everyone hats obnoxious hats.
>>144175772
Why is he speaking like a depressed German guy?
>>144176206
>pub gameplay hasn't changed much
wrong
its not just that i saw TF2 with 75 fov lenses at the time, the way people played back then was actually pretty different since most people used stock and the unlocks were the most basic ones (no mini sentries for example)
als you like NEVER saw a soldier or demo rocket jumping back then
>>144176361
I think he's a depressed latvian guy
its strangely mesmerising
>>144176770
>Warning: This video contains adults themes. 18+ viewers only
oh
watching old TF2 gameplay makes me want to cry
when did we go so wrong
>>144176927
my guess
>>144176770
uh? this was tf2 content
>>144176886
Mods underage b&
>mfw epsilon without knoxx, mike or anyone relevant from 2013 onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVcY6PrdJ5c
>>144127751
He told me about it once,he's taking a mandatory psychology course for something,he was only collecting info about transexuals,which you don't really see irl everyday but they're the norn on steam.
From tf2g he only asked feathers and he asks for consent.
All of us here on the TF2 team have been asking to play Portal 2 for months now.
"Go away," the Portal guys told us. "You'll just try to put hats in it."
"Whaaattttt?" we said. "That's—psshhhh. If anything, we'll probably tell you to take some hats out of the game."
"There are no hats in the game."
After this, there was an awkward ten-minute silence while all of us on the TF2 team stared at the Portal guys, waiting for them to start laughing. Instead, they just told us to go away again. That's when we realized: with so little time left before release, we couldn't afford to waste any time playing the game. We had to fix it. Now. So late last night we snuck into the Portal 2 source code and copy/pasted some hats into it.
You're welcome, Portal 2 team.
potato chips with dill taste
whose meme was that
was it tueland
when did the "view players" thing in the steam overlay stopped working in TF2? i can't even remember if it ever did work
you can only see players in the list for "previous games" and they aren't even in order
>>144178594
which meme are you talking about
>>144178053
thats pretty cool
atleast he isnt doing full blown data mining like videobames
Once upon a time you were fired. Then you cleaned out your desk by five. The End.
>>144179039
oh yeah right
that is me, I have changed my name on steam tho
I think at the time I posted it I was named Torosa
>>144179080
speaking of data mining
http://goo.
gl/forms/073aHLs7TULX0yfj2
fill this out if you haven't
>>144179228
whats the eta on this
>>144178053
it's past dotsys bedtime so you shouldn't bother
Valve's head of HR, Kathy, just came to talk to me. I'd been lining up employees in a row against the wall so I could run past and fire them faster.
"You're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired oh hi, Kathy. What's up?"
"I'm a little concerned that you're mistreating your authority." I nodded, then reminded her that we'd talked about her using smaller words.
"We think you've gone mad with power," she said, talking slowly and using her hands. That's when I knew: She was in on it. Best not to take any chances, I thought, as I reached for my firing stick.
I've been working through the staff in alphabetical order. So far I'm up to the L's. I told Marc Laidlaw I had a book in my office I wanted him to see. I didn't tell him the name of that book: Marc Laidlaw, You Are Fired, by Robin Walker.
http://www.pcgamer.com/interview-valve-on-the-future-of-team-fortress-2/2/
the PC Gamer guy is such a tool
saying TF2 relatively low damage makes it worse than HL2 Deathmatch... HL2 deathmatch was a fucking joke dude
>I think that's why Half Life 2 Deathmatch is the best game Valve's ever done.
they shouldnt allow retarded people interview Robin
>>144179512
once more people have filled it out
i feel like there are more than 40 tf2gs
fill me out
"Alden, you have three seconds to tell me why you're fired."
"Wait, what? I—"
"You're fired."
"You wanted to see me, Robin?"
"Yes, Greg. What's the difference between you and you're fired?"
"I — what?"
"Clean out your desk, Greg."
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Ah, come in, Matt. How's the family?"
"Oh. Uh, good. What's this ab—"
"Top drawer. How about your little boy? He getting better at the ol' soccer?"
"Football. No, not really."
"Do you think he'd be any good at cleaning out your desk by five?"
"I —"
"Because you're fired."
"You wanted to see me, Robin?"
"Eric. I'd like you to clean your desk."
"I — sure, sir."
"Outbyfive."
"Out by...?"
"Why! Oh! Why-Oh-You! Oh-You-Are-Eee! You're Fired!"
>>144180245
dead thread alive game
just turn them to strawpolls,you're not going to get more entries
I think I've found my man. Valve's staff is now down to two employees: me and our Greek intern Stavros Xanthis. We're sitting in the main board room, staring at each other from across the table. I turned up the thermostat as far as it will go. It's hard to make him out behind the waves of heat coming out of the vents, but I think he looks guilty
i think i've found my tf2gfu
"Marianne, send in someone please. Anyone at all. Oi! Send in someone with one eyebrow! That'd be marvelous."
"Sir, you've fired everyone."
"Already? But it's not even eight o'clock."
"You've outdone yourself, sir."
"Beaut. Alright, make a note that we need to hire 500 employees tomorrow."
"Yes, sir."
"Then put me down the day after that for firing all of them."
"Yes, sir."
"Oh, and get them to bring stuff in tomorrow. Tell them to put it in their desks. Tell them to load their desks right up."
"Yes, sir."
"Also, you're fired."
"Yes, sir."
>>144181965
what am i looking at
>>144181885
these are really neat
are you writing them yourself?
nah, this is what Robin Walker posted after meet the spy was leaked
meet me
hello
hey
do you like anime
yes
i think
you blew it weaboo faggot
oh
do you like me
My friend has never played PC games before and he just got tf2 he only has 3 hours but his best life is 12 points and 8 kills does he have potential
i dont know
maybe
>>144183119
he has potential to have a lot of fun! niceprotip: dont pressure your friends to try comp TF2
i like fun
>Upward attack on the final point
>Sentry in the usual position on the top left balcony
>Inform my team over voice comm that I have uber charged but we need a power class to take it out
>Lady starts complaining over voice that I'm not ubering her against 2 soldiers in the building by our spawn
>Explain the situation to her twice
>She keeps acting snarky with me
>Call her a dumb broad
>She throws a fit
>We lose because nobody ever switched off sniper
>>144127751
do not bully the cockpilot
>>144183481
>trying to coordinate
>in a pubyou are a smart individual and i shall not say anything disrespectable about your faith in pubbers
Did you know...
until 2009 dispensers and teleporters weren't upgradable?
>>144184116
The engineer was so shit before that
>mfw my number of lobbies played is the year i started playing in tf2lobby
How do I be a good girl, I mean, medic for my strong, handsome, manly team?
>>144184794
you need to heal them
i think
I've started to use a lot of voice communication in tf2.
My english is not the best sounding and i get bullied because of my accent.
Some people add me and never talk to me again and i never play with those people again.
I main soldier, but recently i've played a lot of medic since nobody ever plays medic.
And i'm the goddamn best there is.
>>144184971
Fuck outta here. I'm the best around
>>144185025
YOU CAN'T DO IT KID. I'M THE BEEEEEST~
>>144184971
Try playing lobbies or getting into comp.
There's always a shortage of decent medics, and people don't make fun of your voice, as long as your comms are good.
>>144149195
Rein, D.va, Roadhog (sort of), Bastion (sort of), Hanzo, Genji
>>144097098
Can't Photoshop but
>waifu
Pyro
>main
Engineer/Medic
>most balanced weapon
Mini-sentry/literally any of the mediguns
>fuck this guy
Demoman
>>144185659
You couldn't do Paint either?
>>144185659
everything about this post is awful
please delet it
>>144184794
overheal demos and heavys
heal scouts and pyros when they come to you
soldiers can just jump to med packs
>>144185738
On phone
>>144184794
I watched this gif for ages trying to work out what it said, but then I realized I was a HEAL SLUT and that I should HEAL REAL MEN because they will PROTECT a GOOD GIRL like me
my tf2gfu is real
i think
>>144186339
not bad pyro, not bad
Why would anyone not pick ME, the best tf2 player, [spoilein my town[/spoiler] first in a mix?
*advertises hacks as a joke*
im a joke
*laughs*
>>144186843
*laughes* =^_^=
>>144179678
im dotsy that wasnt me lol
>>144097098
>>144186982
>most balanced
>the one fun weapon the medic has
who the fuck uses stock with medic
thats not balanced its a straight upgrade and a very fun one
im unbalanced
*falls over*
remember when epsilon roster was shit and lost to dignitas in i40
me neither but here's a cool short vid about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVcY6PrdJ5c
im dotsy
*is a big fat retard*
*makes fun of xions parents*
>>144187260
makes fun of xions forever dead parents*
ow the edge
owo
That's the way the Lord wanted it, I guess
^w^
overwatch the edge
*panders to tumblr*
>mfw americans say "The Lord"
maybe its my tf2gfu >////<
>>144178053
that was a 10 hour old post when you replied
>>144186975
that is a 2 hour old post
>>144097043
tf2 youtuber that talks about unusual trading
The one thing pyro is useful for is being a slave for the engineer. Pyro mains I am LMAOing @ your life
>>144097521
i dont organize my items i like filth
>>144097991
what do you mean??
why are you replying to really old posts
is it a joke
>>144186168
Daily reminder that Medic Mains are a cult and need to be wiped out
>>143996034
please
AWPer hand
>>144106135
what is your favorite album
>>144097098
rocket man is the best man
>>143891825
>cucked
>>>/b/
>>144188535in rainbows
i think
maybe
a lot of them are good and i havent listened to everything a lot yet so im not sure
Is there an option/launch option/something that gets rid of the stream menu?
>>144189097
-fuckOFFstreammenu in launch options
but why? you can just minimise it
>>144189097
>Disable it by changing "StreamListPanel" xpos to 9999 in resource/ui/mainmenuoverride.res
The creator of ToonHUD said this. It doesn't actually delete it, just moves it so far off the screen that you can't see it unless you have a ridiculously wide monitor.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/392184522721792482/?ctp=2
I googled.
>>144188939
cockpilot made me listen to ok computer and amnesiac first
i think they are the best
tkol is good dont fall for /mu/ memes
i've been to /mu/ like twice
>>144097098
>>144189458
b e s t
>>144189591
you are not me
>>144189569
this is actually really well made
spic memes are bad
>6 results for cockpilot
>5 results for dotsy
when did this happen
>>144189913
What's a spic meme? I don't know any cause I'm an American
dont reply to viva
>>144189458
my tf2g pal said ok computer was even epicer than me
>>144190019
>>144189458
btw were you actually born in ny? do you know spanish?
>>144190080
i do what i want
>>144189928
hes like superman but irl he likes helping others
he helped me through crippling depression
>>144190105
how epic are you just for reference
>>144190218
i am not christopher
>>144190592
i am an epic girl
>>144190592
i quoted your post as reference to a spic meme
>that feeling when theres 13 people in dmix and you end up not playing
>>144189353
>resource/ui/mainmenuoverride.res
I don't have that
>>144189458
oh hey he got me into radiohead too
my favorite song is worrywort especially the part were yorke starts making weird noises at 2:50 i think
why is she licking that bat
When is the head full of hot air going to go fucking all class so i can jew my unusual one for 500 keys???
she's a whore
>>144191782
why does that matter
i HATE p*rverts
>>144191842
oh shit
dude
no
i almost got in that kind of situation once
>tfw no catastrophic companion
>>144191842
Women are bitches and whores and if they can get any kind of leverage over you, they will abuse it.
>tfw no chronoscarf
>>144192327
Chronoscarf is a Doctor Who reference, not a Harry Potter reference, you swine.
>>144192335
No thanks.
>>144191586
I have a strange one will it reach a key
>>144189928
dotsy has been dethroned
>>144191842
make strawpoll
NOW
i want to cast useless votes
>>144192352
>tfw no merc's muffler
>>144192496
it doesn't even look like the muffler
you are bad at this
>>144192452
i don't want to use strawpoll
i'd rather use that other site that gets posted on 4chan occasionally, where you're presented with two options and you pick the one you prefer, then it uses your answers to create a top to bottom ranking of every one of the options availableBut I don't remember the name.
>tfw no sandvich
>>144190218
Sorry for the late reply. Work
Yeah, I was born in Lutheran Medical Center in Brooklyn. Been here my whole life besides a little trip to Mexico as a baby
>>144192725
That's a piece of cake.
am i a piece of cake
ez pz
:z
:N
>one weapon used to make one piece of scrap used to make one piece of reclaimed metal used to make one piece of refined metal used to make one hat isn't tradeable
>the whole hat is therefore untradeable
I hate living
>>144194631
You only get what you deserve.
>>144194631
did it not warn you when you were about to craft something untradable
>>144194631
dude you get a big warning sign when you craft with something untradable that the outcome item will also be unreadable
your fault only
>>144194631
what hat did you craft?
I still have an untradable photobadge that I made with a spiral sallet and proof of purchase
It serves as a reminder of my mistakes
not him but i have untradable buck turner all stars
i dont really like them though
>>144195332
raflef
>>144195401
untradable
>>144195401
but they're untradable
i wanted to give them away to someone with gift wrap but you can't do that anymore
>>144195436
you are not me
>>144195487
I know, I'm me
>>144195436
>>144195487
that was the fuckiyn jOke
>>144195556
prove it
>>144195615
oh
:r
>>144195615
yeah I liked your joke it was pretty good
BONK!
>>144195935
thanks me!
b*nk! >w<
>>144195952
B*NK!
There are kids here >:^|
:^x
>>144196273
well those BONKing kids should get the BONK outta here, this is an adult's website
BOINK
>>144190218
>>144192743
And yes, I speak Spanish
b*nk me >//<
26dollar is a cuck lmao
>>144196704
how
why
>>144195487
baddie who can't read on screen warnings, post id.
>>144197334
>>144106135
i can read warnings i think
im not sure why i have the untradable cosmetic though
maybe i had some ugly but craftable achievement hat and wanted to see if i could get a better one from crafting it
gambling is bad
*h*nks you*
*h*nk*
*is h*nked*
c*te
my tf2g p*ls say i'm c*te
have you ever played tf2 while someone you liked sat on your lap?
>>144194631
>farm FREE achievement weapons to craft FREE metal to craft FREE hats
>Valve lets you get away with this
>not
>>144198968
yeah, withmy cat
i wanna sit on my tf2gfu's lap while he plays tf2
that's cute
too bad you two will break up before ever meeting irl
how do you know
>>144199691
good things don't happen
>>144200180
isnt that like
not true
>>144200358
oh you are so young and naive
>>144200436
did you know your post number is the id for a tf2 trade bot?
steamid.io/lookup/U:1:144200436
i hope i grow up soon
>>144200654
why would you look that up
>>144201080
I was noticing while googling that I could often find something tf2 related in the images if I scrolled down far enough.
So I googled that post number and found that the first result was the id for a tf2 trade bot. I just thought it was interestingi do not live an interesting life
>>180019213
you are not me
what
>>144201451
this is my favourite hum*n post
>>144178491
I remember reading this post on the tf page and getting a chuckle out of it. this was back before hats got too cancer for my taste.
I had an email notification pop up on my phone that an item on steam store sold but now the email is gone before I could read it and I checked my profile none of my items are missing or anything and my balance didn't change what happened and dont say change password now
>>144202234
have you tried checking your email on a different device/browser
also check the trash folder, maybe you accidentally deleted it
email shouldn't just disappear like that
or maybe you hallucinated it or it was some other app playing an epic prank on you
or maybe the email app bugged out and showed a notification for an old email
i dont know
>>144202234CHANGE YOURE PASSWORDlater
>>144201274
i think that was quite interesting
>>144189569
lul is dutch for penis
i like knowing english
i wouldnt have met my tf2gfu without it
>2.0 chan cuteboys board
Keking my keks off
>>144097098
>tfw late
Hey look what I just made
i can compile a dll too!
>>144203394
I think if people found him cute it would be in the same people some people find tomoko cute
tfw can't compile a dll
that sounds pretty "dull" anyway
>>144203653
Yeah, that health drain is BS
does he sound dull
i am a dull girl
i dont think of you as a girl
oh
that's what he said when he touched you between your legs
WORK! WORK! WORK!
today I'm going to BULLY human
What's the best thing I can buy from the market with 0,99 euroshekels from cards?
>>144207090
why
is he into it
what a pervert
>///<
>>144207523
that's me except i don't get laid
>>144207523
lol that's so me
>>144144434
add me, ill be your sixth player
id schatte 1865
i dont feel good
what's wrong
Xenosbid i just remembered.
Weren't you raped a few months ago?
>>144210379
I'm not in the irc, but this post looks like something Dotsy would post.
>>144211013
Nope, not dotsy.
I had a 1 month period when i peeked into the irc from time to time and everytime people mentioned it xeno got worked up as fuck.
>>144210379
>>144211148
do you know anything about it other than that it supposedly happened
>>144211775
It was like a year ago.
I remember it happened after they went to the movies but can't really remember anything else peculiar about it if not that xeno was in complete denial about it
related
>>>/trash/3215353
yes he did get raped allegedly
i played tf2
im lonely
>Player Mordx has joined the game
>Player Mordxbot1 has joined the game
>Player Mordxbot2 has joined the game
>Player Mordxbot3 has joined the game
>Player Mordxbot4 has joined the game
>Player Mordxbot5 has joined the game
im tf2
*dies*
mfw i CRY
im every other game from 2007
*dies*
im myself
*wants to die*
i want to die alone together with my tf2gfu
>alone together
but that's an oxymoronand before you ask, yes you are a moron
am i an oxy
i hate thid general
i wish mods would purge it already
ahh i love tf2!!
scout is my favorite class, what's your favorite class /tf2g/?
i like scout too
b*nk!
>>144214108
I heard something about one of the cheaters over in Australia who did the same thing, but he had two Snipers and a Medic bot on him that he had to walk out.
How is this even possible anyways?
>>144217336
they're not hackers they're just a bunch of good players that pretend to be hackers using the same name lol
>>144217336
You mean Sparkles?I'm in cahoots with him too.
There are a lot of ways to do it, the main goal is to just stop the steam clients from communicating with eachother.
iirc he does not have a medic bot. He alt-tabs between clients with lmaobox.
It works well, and he's doing it pretty well.
I'm working on a .dll file designed for bot clients. Currently it's main features are
>Disabling rendering (Grey game window that takes no GPU)
>Medic Bot
>Aimbot & Autoshoot
>Bot's movement can be mass-controlled with numpad on 'host' client
I'm still adding features.If Sparkles wants to he can get it.
tf2 fortress two
wow
the only sort of "discussion" related to tf2 itt was about 5 hours ago
overwatch really did kill this game huh
144219993
you
what do you want to discuss
team fortress two, DUH
okay
i like tf2
do you like tf2
i love it! it's my favorite game
is it your favorite game too?
yes!
i dont really play any other games though
same here
i think i'm addicted to it, because i have a friend that likes l4d2 and i could play with him but i don't because i want to play scout
am i your favorite
my tf2gfu is my favorite
favorite what
anyways probably not
Get a job, ya fucking degenerate sacks of shit
oh hi viva
you look pretty "ok" shaved
why
:r
pyro has the highest skill ceiling
*licks paw*
fucking furfags
:x
im epic man
>tfw not epic
tfw epic
>>144127117
who is wavedash
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Thursday :)
im going to LIFT human 4x8
thread meme count: 10
i hate my life
i love you
u dknt even fucjign know tmwe
>>144223764
you post here and you aren't viva so i like you
>>144223971
u don't know that maybe i am viva
>>144224529
are you viva?