/ink/ - Splatoon General

Game discussion only. No squid sisters.

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Friends with Octolings!

>>144031196
None of those either. Talk about the game.

>>144030958
SCANS WHEN?

>>144031391
Here. Never ask for it again.
http://i.imgur.com/hAj4rml.jpg

Can someone with access to the character models compare the bust sizes of the inkling girl and the octoling?

>>144031391
DON'T KNOW
ALL I KNOW THAT IT WAS AN FUCKING AUCTION
>>144031631
Oh please i hope you aren't serious with this shit

>>144031646
They're identical, they all share the same underlying structure. Callie and Marie too, only they're scaled up.

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>>144031196
Friends with Octolings!

>>144031794
That's disappointing.

>>144031770
That's what you wanted, you see all there is to see, what more is there? Chew your cud and fuck off.

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>>144030720

>>144031915
If they were different we wouldn't be able to hack Octolings into being playable.

>>144032216
It thought they were playable because they were labeled as a "3rd gender" in the files and not because the of the body.

>>144032181
Bravo has the superior turfing power.
The stage is particularly spawn campy either.
Bravo should win this one.

>>144031196
>>144031864
these are cute, but all of them are shit compared to Slut the Octoling, the Ultimate Splatoon Waifu

>>144032181
What is the porpoise of these? Have we ever actually played a match using one?

>>144032551
There's a link to the generator in the OP now, the one that gets posted in here is made using the OP post number as a seed

>>144032551
We mostly use it in the discord.

>>144032775
You guys have really run out of things to do huh

>>144032551
You have to be part of the DISCORD GOLD CLUB to enjoy this post :)

>>144032870
>playing the game
>running out of things to do

Have fun callie and marie posting i guess

>>144033062
Fuck you, I mean now that you have edited all your gear you have nothing to do but fuck around

>>144032551
When they first started being posted excuses were that people might not have all the gear/weapons.
It can also double as a an image to determine who would win.

>fire hydrant captcha
that's new.

>>144033167
Not everyone edits their gear. Sorry you're so mad about people playing the game.

>>144033372
Why not play the game in squads you fucks

>>144032775
L O L

>>144033506
We do.

>>144031956
>you see all there is to see, what more is there?
"5/15 Supuraketto flop -55 Mariposa distribution products
Cosplay Photos ROM "plush idle +" all age 231 sheets From ¥ 1000 privilege full-color A4 with booklet (booklet only ¥ 200)"

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>>144030958
stop posting these disguting cows

>>144033685
Say that again in english, please.

>>144034035
Only if you tell me where I can download/buy the full set in its full resolution.

>>144034080
it's the translation of this crap
https://twitter.com/skullmania2930/status/731100100177494017
but I can't read moonrunes which makes it even harder to find anything

>>144034328
Why the fuck haven't you ordered it yourself then?
I'm starting to think you don't even want this book, this is just some ongoing meme/shitpost.

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>>144032331
B-but what bathroom will they use??

Just did a quick visit to /owg/ to hear them complaining about Widowmaker being their version of E-liter 3K with Burst Bombs.

>>144034328
That's all of the pictures on that Imgur
Now you want it again but in hi-res
Just fuck off

>>144034574
Widowmaker is considerably stronger than the E-Liter will ever be, people only complain because Snipers in general are cancerous.

>>144034574
/owg/ is full of babies who just got the game. They haven't figured out the meta yet.

>>144034543
Handicapped

>>144035051
Widowmaker is broken
Bastion is brokener
If you play as Lucio your team instantly wins
Zenyatta is dead weight

That's about it

>>144035297
and Krak-ons are OP.

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>>144035051
>having opinions makes someone an infant

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I am ready for these new weapons, give me the info nintendo

>>144035297
>Bastion is brokener
>Zenyatta is dead weight
How is it possible to be this wrong?

>>144035424
But it really was. Krak-on only dropped down thanks to recurring nerfs.

>>144035595
Those nerfs didn't happen until it dropped from OU.

>>144035515
Zenyatta is my favorite hero. His abilities are cool, but he's too slow, too weak, and his health is pathetic. He dies to literally anything.

>tfw there's more Overwatch discussion than Splatoon gameplay discussion in the Splatoon thread.

At least it is interesting discussion nonetheless.

>>144035701
What are you talking about, Krakons are still common as fuck.

>>144034418
Because it was an auction, at least this is what i think, if not then i simply cant find where to buy this

>>144034725
Compare the example/cover or whatever it is (pic of first post) with the imgur pic
You'll find at least one pic on that cover thing which isnt in the imgur pic.
Also that twitter post mentions something about 231 "sheets" what do you think is meant by that?

>>144035994
how's is it feel being down there in C Rank?

>>144035510
Go back to /tf2g/

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oh, is this the Overwatch general?
seems im lost

>>144035749
His attack outdamages most dedicated damage heroes. He can heal from across the map. He is balanced by his lack of health and mobility, the same way Tracer is evasive and has a small hitbox, but has lower HP as well.

Is there anyway to turn off the announcements from the two cute girls when you start the game? cos of shitty connection problems I've got to restart a lot.

>>144036208
this is the octos get out general, so yes you're lost

>>144036081
Definetely not 231 pages, that's biblical
I think you should just be grateful you got to see some of it, if not all of it

>>144036208
Fuck off

>>144036301
>shitty connection problems
that's exactly how you turn them off.

>>144036301
If you don't have an internet connection, it skips it so you can go play the mini-games or shops, or octovalley. You will eventually have to watch it once you re-establish it.

>>144036301
They're not cute, and no. But don't worry, the rest of us want them removed from the game too.

>>144036396
>>144036494
Even when I'm connected I can't just switch them off?

>>144036672
please to the understandings

>>144036276
>He can heal from across the map
Yeah, slowly, and if his target loses his line of sight for three seconds the healing stops.
He needs to be either a little bit faster or have a little more health to be even playable. Or even better, be able to restore his own health.

>>144036672
Nope, the devs want these two to be well known can't have them practically completely unseen outside of Splatfest.
Imagine. without that mandatory bit Practically every character would have more visibility time than them.

>>144036672
No. Just mash A and pray they're not in any future games.

>>144036672
It is impossible. The purpose of that intro is to establish the characters so they become memorable. It would be way too convenient if you just skip and look at the game pad. They would lose relevance at that point just like Cap'n Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio.

>>144036870
He is more or less able to heal himself becuase of the shield but i get your point.
Torbjörn boosts him greatly though

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goodnight /ink/
Be nice to each other and Octolings

>>144036974
>>144037049
Sounds perfect. Most people hate them just because they're forced into the games introduction.
Hopefully the devs will catch on and remove them in an upcoming patch, or keep them out of Splatoon 2.

>>144037265
Yeah, their mistake was running out of new content to keep them interesting once you've gotten all the intro lines.
In a sequel they are most likely going to have a more active role (sort of like Judd) so they stay relevant without being seen as a nuisance.

>>144030720
Why do you guys have a false flagger going around saying he's from /ink/? How did that start?

>>144037731
Yeah, I liked watching the intros until I'd seen all of the lines.

They should lose the news broadcast and have them in the corner chatting during matchmaking.

>>144037731
They won't be in a sequel.

>>144037893
You can play minigames during matchmaking, the squid whores perform absolutely no function. They can't even be entertaining.

>>144037915
Great Zapfish Blasphemy!

>>144038082
dude peanut butter

>>144037786
Where?

>>144037786
maybe you should keep overwatch discussion to your general then?

>>144038146
If they are in Splatoon 2, I certainly will not buy it.

>>144038240
>>144037475
Seems someone here saw all the Overwatch discussion and decides to go post /ink/ stuff there.

>>144038614
Okay... but the OW discussion started here with this. >>144034574

>>144037786
Probably just the same retard/breed of retard as the ones in every other general? There's a lot of it between /dsg/ and other generals especially, going both ways.

>>144038614
hope they aren't trying to start shit again, things just calmed down

>>144038768
Yeah, I know. Considering the team-based shooter similarity of the two games I'm not surprised that there ends up being some crossover from time to time. And with this game being deader I'm not surprised that this general starts most of it.

>>144038257
>double false flagging

i love it

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Saving the day with Marie's incredible tits

>>144039515
another day another shitpost

>>144039515
Stop already. Talk about the game.

I want to cum inside a 14 year old girl that is also a horrible cephalopod hybrid abomination!

>h3 in ranked
>h3 in ranked
>h3 in ranked
>h3 in ranked
>H3 IN RANKED
WHAT THE FUCK???? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LOBBY, ASSHAT.

>>144039716
I just lost The Game
Thanks

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>>144039808
I want to be good friends with a clinically depressed yet undeniably sexy 25 year old Squid dame.

>>144039823
>h3

>>144040201
Why do you think he said "h3" and "WHAT THE FUCK??"

>>144040176
>25
At first I wanted to suggest younger because she clearly isn't 25 but imagining a 25 year old Marie is definitely appealing to my dick.

>>144036081
>Because it was an auction
Well, basically, the cosplayer only sold it at cons, so those who wanted it and didn't want to travel were out of luck
So, actual buyers were (shadily) able to auction them off at outrageously inflated prices

To answer your most compelling question: No, there are not 231 pages
There are, however, 231 images
You can see it right on the back of the book:
>ガゾウマイスウ:ヤク231マイ
>Image count: About 231

>>144040301
You were SUPPOSED to reply with ">h4$", followed by ">n0", then ">$ty13"...

>>144040582
you're a fucking autist, you know that?

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>>144040435
I dunno man, Marie could pass as 40 with that hair.
It's impossible to tell but I guesstimate the Squid Sisters are low to mid twenties.

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thinking of expanding the scenario from my last callie drabble (ridiculously horny callie in bathroom) into a longer fic
keep in mind i have no experience with in-depth nsfw fics and might mess it up horribly
y/n?
also in case anyone wants to know the callie/marie fic is a bigger project that i don't want to continue until next week where i have a lot more free time.

>>144040889
yyy

>>144040862
>white hair=old
Anyway, they're clearly older teenagers mang, that picture of them as little kids winning the singing contest can't possibly be from more than a decade ago.

>>144040889
I mean if it's just kept between Callie and Marie them Y. Very much Y.
>Drabble
You are goddamn adorable, you know that?

>>144040889
All this inadvertent attention grabbing Solid black spoiler.

>>144041102
>can't possibly be from more than a decade ago
[citation needed]

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>>144041102
Well that's difficult to guage.
My reasoning is we now know what they looked like when they themselves were 14, their 'Woomy years', so I'm thinking they're quite a bit older than that now.

>>144041138
well, i mean, they're not very full fledged stories, now are they?
they're very short. i would think the word drabble as fitting.

>>144041356
>marie has an furry plush
>and people will vehemently deny she is a furry

>>144041481
It's a cute and uncommon word, that's what I mean.

>>144041304
Just as soon as you cite the evidence that they're in their mid-twenties famalam
And no, GameFAQs doesn't count

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Has anyone here got a quad just through unlocking the slots? RNG has given me 1 main + 2 subs more than once now but never the quad.

>>144041356
Pokemon Red came out in 1996
Callie is playing Pokemon Red
Callie is 14
1996 is 20 years ago
Callie is 34 now.

DISREGARD THIS

opinions on drunk splatoon?

>>144041519
Apparently Agent 3 is a furry as well.
That's a Zapfish plush, the things you pick up at the end of each single player replay. Captain Cuttlefish knits them.

>>144041631
Give everybody Custom E-Liter 3Ks. Hilarity ensues.

>>144041571
I've naturally unlocked trips six times now.

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>boot up the game
>playing my first match of the day
>having trouble because teammates can't handle themselves and I keep getting ganked as a result
>enemy takes control of the zone as I get ganked yet again, and they take the lead
>respawn and one of our guys is just fucking standing at spawn, ensuring that we lose
>lose full points because he's still in the game instead of disconnecting
Gee, what a wonderful way to start things off. I hate all the assholes that do this shit. I understand that sometimes you have to drop the controller for something that pops up unexpectedly, but holy fucking shit why is it always my team?

>>144041617
nigga splatoon is 12,000 years after the extinction of the human race

>>144041682
>Cuttlefish knits furry shit
>Marie dress in a fursuit

Like Grandfather like granddaughter

>>144041571
just trips here, and they were the onbrands

>>144041829
>DISREGARD THIS

>>144041829
>callie is 12,034 years old

>>144041571
Other than ordering and unlocking 2 subs from spyke no.

>>144041867
It's a fish... which Agent 3 searches for... and the Octolings crave...
EVERYONE'S A FURRY

>>144041931
You know Callie from Splatoon? She's 12,034 now. Feel old yet?

>>144041867
They even both have Greying tentacles and like chargers.

>>144042010
Don't go overboard, only Marie and Cuttlefish are furries.

>>144041829
>>144041931
>>144042048
Jokes aside that really is how old Judd is.

>>144042104
Cuttlefish likes BDSM. He allows Octavio to tie him up over and over again.

>>144042104
Fair enough. But Callie has an affinity for cats and foxes too?

>>144042272
This is very true, but Callie merely likes the animals unfortunately. We've never seen her have degenerate furry tendencies.

All those furry Woomies that dress up as Octolings though.

>>144042368
We've never seen Marie suck off a dog either

Truth be told isn't everyone in Splatoon a furry by that logic? Since everyone is obsessed with ancient history and culture and animals?

Someone post the Splatoon porn about a Splatfest theme being S or M, and Marie being the M.

>>144042272
She likes cats because of how cute Judd is. And it's just a fox on food, after all.
>>144042512
fursuit
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>>144042564
I own a fursuit but I'm not a furry

>>144042512
No, having pets or liking animals doesn't make you a furry.

>>144042631
liar

>>144042564
cosplay isn't so bad.

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>>144042513
?

>>144042512
>We've never seen Marie suck off a dog either
That would be bestiality, not furry. She possesses a fursuit she made herself with her own characteristics tied to it. Literally a fursona. Marie is a furry.

>>144042564
Marie was dressed as the Tanuki from the same food!

>>144042738
thanks m8

>>144042834
I'm not disagreeing with you
I'm saying everyone likes those things in Splatoon because they're interested in ancient species
'Furry' as we know it is dead
It's like someone from today dressing as a dinosaur

Translator anon!

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>>144043003
reminds me of that one picture of that guy asking people to imagine if women were extinct and there was no porn of them so you had to jerk it to reconstructed images of them before revealing he wanted to fuck dinosaurs
i've been looking for that one for a damn long time

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>>144042738

>>144043159
Yes?

Who gives a shit about "furries"
We're jacking off to anthropomorphic squid hybrids
Just fucking post some porn and stop whining

>>144043249
Please translate this first bit

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=57159253

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>>144043298
I'll get on it

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57164096
Marie's penis is tiny! TINY!

>>144043263
Woah woah woah, I'm not jacking off to no squids
Keep your insanity to yourself

>>144043498
-dot

>>144043298
Actually on second thought, this is beyond my abilities.

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>>144043489

>>144043564
Aw really? How so?

>>144042738
>marie
>m

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>>144043808
I know right
There was a whole Splatfest explaining how Marie is the straight man and Callie is a sucker for punishment

>>144043808
>Callie
>overly hyped about normal things
>S

>Marie
>sarcastic asshole
>M

makes sense to me

>>144043968
>sarcastic asshole

Does it fart ironically?

>>144043968
>Marie takes shit from nobody
>Callie is Marie's bitch
Nah I'm not seeing it

>>144044115
>Callie is Marie's bitch
>implying

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>>144044018

>>144044018
It takes dick ironically

>>144044115
The few people in my life I've known to be M covered their insecurity with sarcasm.

>>144044018
I chuckled

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We're all assuming here that either of them would ever dare to beat the other

>>144044462
Whips and chains are the only things that get Callie off at this point to be perfectly honest famalamadingdong

>>144044638

Hi Marie

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>>144044638
The only thing that gets Callie off is Marie smiling at her
And Bomb Rushes

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>>144044259
am i that easy to read?

>>144043924
when will this artist just make porn

>>144045084
Never ever.

>>144045084
Already
http://imgur.com/a/uAcYM
Just imagine these attached to Marie

>>144044861

Does Callie orgasm every time she uses bomb rush?

but real talk, where do i go if i want to find game discussion and not people jerking off to lewd renditions of children's video game characters

>>144045534
try reddit, you fucking crybaby

>>144045534
Reddit. Tumblr. Discord.

>>144045534
the discord.

but where do i go if i want just the lewd renditions?

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>>144045436
>Special primed
>Throws a bomb
>Feels an incomprehendible surge in her nethers
>Throws another bomb
>Feels something drip through her spats
>Throws another bomb with shaking hands
>Loses feeling in her legs
>Weakly drops a last bomb to the ground
>Collapses and rips her spats down
>Furiously and uncontrollably kneads her naughty bits in the middle of the battlefield
>Doesn't stop until she reappears on the spawn pad
>Changes weapon
>Writes a song about it when she gets home

>>144045764
>>144045742
>the discord has discussion
nice meme.

>>144045534
anywhere but the /vg/ general

>>144046001
>being this butt blasted by the discord

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Where's all the art of Marie stuffing her face with marshmallows?

i want to bomb sniff maries butt

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>>144043745
That wasn't me who said that
Not sure what's up with that

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>>144046167
Too bad, you get Callie stuffing her chipmunk cheeks with chips

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>>144045969

>>144045969
>Incomprehendible
dropped

>>144046146
>regular /ink/ shitposts + voices + trips
>this is something i should want

please stay there

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>>144046167
>tfw you couldn't say chubby bunnies

>>144047248
The answer is how the FUCK is anybody here supposed to know.

>>144047248
bum still posts his dick and jess still blogs about everything including her shits
also we got a furry THE dot

>>144047395
>jess le epic literal shitposts is still a meme
LMAO

>>144047248
the answer to most of these YES. we're bullying dot now

>>144046735
Pardon

>>144047248
shoe came back, but died again shortly after

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>>144047762

The more I hear about the discord the more comfy /ink/ feels.

>>144047756
>Doing her sistercousins homework
Based Marie

>>144047916
You fit as many marshmallows in your mouth as you can and say 'chubby bunnies'
Whoever gets the most marshmallows in their face wins
It's a game that people play with friends

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>>144048589
OH SHIT, i thought you were talking about her. That is really cute though

>>144046735
That's semen!

>>144049010
Heh... nothing personal, Callie.

>>144049151
Shh
Marshmallows

>>144049304
>>144049151
I'd give Marie all of my semenmallows.

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Looking back at it, this makes more sense
Callie is most likely reading from Marie's childhood diary, or something like that
Interesting fact so this is a less boring post: Though Marie is often portrayed as a more quiet child, it's very frequent for her to also be cast as the more tomboyish counterpart to Callie
Child Callie often is written to use more feminine words such as "atashi" and "ne", while child Marie uses more countryside and masculine vocabulary, like "uchi" and "na"

>>144048589
>it's a game people play with friends
as if anyone in /ink/ would know that

>>144049447
Childhood friends, anon. In College you're supposed to play Gay Chicken.

>>144049445
Can't really picture Marie being a tomboy, since she's so much more withdrawn compared to Callie, and that she actually wears a dress
Doesn't matter; this is fucking cute

>>144049824
>Plan to become idols
>Become Gods instead
Failed at life

>>144049824
JUST FUCK ALREADY AAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>144047756
>It's cool being so close
L-lewd foreshadowing

>>144050287
>makes me want to die
We knew that about you already, Marie.

>>144050287
JUST
FUCK
ALREADY
RUB YOUR GODDAMN CLITS TOGETHER
USE YOUR TONGUES
I DON'T CARE
I REFUSE TO BE BLUEBALLED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>144050287
Fuck me this is adorable
Callie slouched over like that, Marie's hesitant confession, this is awesome
Thanks for this anon
Good luck with the writings

>>144050551
Here, the sexiest Hotaao image ever. This will sate you.

http://i.imgur.com/IxUUQra.jpg

>>144050878
>Hotaao
I don't need filthy weebs guiding me to Internet porn
Their names are Callie and Marie

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>>144050878
>saying that when THIS exists

>>144051141
>posting this on a blue board
see you in three days

>>144051089
No
Their names are Ayo and Oly

>>144051141
>Those shoulders
Jesus

how do i get a drawing on my squid


yall know, like the 'i love splatoon! but my parents fight alot' thing

>>144051746
use the orange mailbox by sheldon's store

>>144051746
Miiverse

>>144051865
are there rules
if i make mine say '100% in the bitch' will i get banned or some shit

>>144051976
you might, probably only if someone reports it though
people post shit like that all the time so

>>144051976
Holy shit lurk moar newfag

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>>144051252

>>144051141
Please try to abstain from posting bad art.

>>144051976
Swears and lewds are usually not allowed

>>144051547
pencil sketch anon always drew broad shoulders

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>>144052257

>>144052712
They're dead now so who cares

>>144052276
>>144052872
Kill yourself

>>144050551
NOT
CANON

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>>144053142
Who says it isn't?

squib squad time

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shhh
we kindly ask the paparazzi to turn off all phones and refrain from flash photography - callie is taking her nap.

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>>144053924
ok i will be quiet. but today is a very exciting today.
today is sameanko's birthday. as such, it is apparently their mememamen's birthday as well. how exciting...(!) tako-chan has come to celebrate the festivities as well. however, i am not so sure about the choice of dish...
sameanko has received many kind birthday wishes, which is very good. i think that having someone wish you a happy birthday is a very nice thing to do.
if it is also your birthday today, well, happy birthday...(!)

>>144053924
>Dreaming of fries
What a lame... depressing life you lead Callie

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>>144053924
>Shhhhheeeocolors
Shhheeeiiiiiiit

>>144054463
We all know Callie and Marie really dream ongoing Octarian filled nightmares and PTSD from their gruesome and unforgiving existences as Agents of war. They also dream of sex with each other.

>>144054363
>Their birthday isn't far from Splatoon's birthday
How about that.
Thanks for making these posts for so long anon.

>>144054463
food just happens to be what callie likes the most. it is not as if every night, we dream of our figurative dreams - most dreams are on different subjects. many of them have nothing to do with our fantasies at all.
i, for example, live what i would consider a pretty varied life, full of activities, but all i dream of nearly every single night is me browsing the internet.
not very exciting, if you ask me.

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goodnight callie
i love you

any more pictures of sleepy callie? i'm kind of drifting around right now - i haven't picked a picture i like the most to give a definitive goodnight for the first time in a thread

>it's another rainmaker at 2am episode

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whats the point? what squid or octo girl would ever want to hang out with me?

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>>144055324
Have a good night anon
Just pretend you're this Woomy

>>144055596
great news anon! they aren't real so they can't reject you!

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>>144054879
If she has enough of a ladyboner over chips to murder a Shark for them, she'd probably dream about them

i hope robb is doing okay

>>144056514
>over chips
stop treating the internet like its your own personal damn country, theyre fries

>>144056761
Same thing dumbass
Fucking Euros

>>144056580
He's unbanned now, so I don't know what he's doing.

>>144057052
Nah, turns out that no one there is competent enough to figure out how to actually un ban someone since invite links won't work anymore once you're kicked because they're ip based

>>144057624
Something has gone wrong then, because you're definitely unbanned.

hi friends im fairly new
whats the rule for overtime
it seems like it happens randomly

>>144058030
discord does ip bans

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>>144057624
>no one knows how to unban
>it's definitely not that no one wants to unban me

>>144058880
It goes into overtime when the objective is contested

>>144059258
Then quit saying I'm unbanned

>>144060908
I'm not.

>>144060908
You're unbanned faggot, get out of this shitty thread and come hang out with us in the Discord.

>>144030720
>You will never squish Marie's boobies with your face

>>144063383
>Marie will never squish your face with her ass

>>144063626
>Marie will never squish your testicles with a hammer

>>144062592
You have to unban every account since discord bans by ip not by account. Do I have to see a screenshot of the people banned and tell you which ones to unban?

>>144064540
I don't know what else to do for you Robb. Are you gonna keep being a faggot and continue memeing, or are you going to join the Discord? Or have you grown attached to this shitty thread?

>>144065003
I would like to join the discord but I can't anymore because the dumbass admins can't seem to figure out that if 1 out 2 or more accounts made from a single ip are banned, it doesn't matter if you just unban one account you have to unban all of them that were associated with that ip. Give me a screenshot of the people banned and I'll tell you which accounts are mine.

>>144065460
Fuck you, we'll ban you if we want and unban you if we want.

>>144065614
Who's "we" so I can know if I should care or not

>>144065748
The Discord...

>>144065460
Nobody is banned right now you pentuple nigger
Get in here
Or don't, I don't care

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>>144064540
>You have to unban every account since discord bans by ip not by account.
>he thinks they're the ones who don't know how banning works

>>144066197
Nice anime face

I don't like this new retard. Literally worse than babt.

They should make the E-Liters special that it gets infinite range for some seconds

>>144066530
how about a screenshot of the error

>>144066530
Keep memeing then, there's nothing else we can do for you.
We are well aware how bans work, you just obviously can't figure out links.

>>144067197
If you keep calling us mean names we won't do shit for you.
Have fun here in the thread :^)

>>144067197
>a screenshot of the people on the bans list
Why do you want this so much?

>>144067560
just to frame it and hang it on my wall

>>144067859
Okay, I'll post the list in the Discord. Come check it out.

Why isn't there a healing gun or sub weapon? TF2 and Overwatch have it

>>144069808
Because health isn't a significant resource in Splatoon. You go from 0.01 to 100 by pressing ZL in your own ink for about 2 seconds.

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rate my setup

>>144069906
Depending on the severity of damage, healing by squidding doesn't kick in instantly.

>>144069968
b8/8
Would bite again

>>144069906
I want a Support Sub that lays down glowing ink that heals you and your teammates faster.

>>144069968
>Censoring your face AND rank

What a fag

>>144070051
What's wrong with it?

>>144070163
Ninja abilities arent that good anf tje sub abilities is just a garbled something

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Playing some of the story mode again for shits.
>Mission 16, EU version
>Agent 1: Octolings! Two of them!
>Agent 2: Looks like a whole feast!
They then go on to talk of the pair as a banquet, and each kill as a part of the 'main course'.

So... the Sisters are confirmed for eating Octopus.

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>rainmaker on mall
>I'm playing kelp splatterscope
>get my special charged up and let it rip on the bubble
>notice an enemy charger on the left side platform
>really wishing I had another killer wail right now
>bubble pops and I instantly have my special available again
>mfw
>fire it off and waste him
I wasn't actually expecting to get my special back that fast. That was amazing.

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Holy shit.
The firerate of the Inkzooka is DOUBLED in single player. I never noticed before.

PLEASE!!!!!!! Unban me from the discord man

>>144073510
Food!

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>>144073225
if you switch subweapons quickly, you can make it fire even faster

>>144073334
It's done.

>>144072676
I didn't even know the bubble charged your Special

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Oh, Callie. How are you so thin?

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>>144076182
Dances for 48 hours straight every month, exercises on every day in between, maintains regimens of an Agent of war, and fights people with a bloody huge rolling pin.

It's Marie's physique that's an enigma.

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great big inkling butt

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>>144076182
She's a video game character.

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WE'RE FINALLY GOING WORLDWIDE, I'M SO PROUD
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
>This postcard just arrived from the Squid Research Lab's France division.
>A pose from the back! It's always a sight to see. On the card, it says, "On July 8th, the Squid Sisters will be going to perform a concert at Japan Expo!"
>I wonder if this means they'll be travelling more and more......!

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>>144078913
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SQUID SISTERS WORLD TOUR WHEN???????????

>>144079376
God I hope not
That would be so cringey

>>144079428
>Please don't give other people the right to have fun

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>>144079376
>If they did come to America, they would probably only show up in NYC or Los Angeles
>I will never be able to see them

>>144079521
If it means avoiding the grossest grouping of western Splatoon fans ever, yes
Fuck fun

>>144079836
They're as 'real' as you see them in the game

>>144079901
God forbid Western fans harass a pair of holograms?

>>144080060
Next concert will have a Squid Sisters Q&A session
All the answers are spoken in Inklish

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>>144080181
>ask them where they went on their honeymoon
>marie still blushes and stays silent while callie excitedly chatters
cute, the future doesn't need translation

>>144080060
It's a very different culture
Americans would never take cartoon holographic pop stars seriously, specially ones that aren't even human

>>144080370
They're not together, they hate each other

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Cool, cool. Time for some game discussion.

Who wishes they'd let us play on this map?

That's fine, I guess nobody wants to talk about anthing except fucking squid sisters.

Which squid sister is your favorite? Which one is the least hideous? How sad will you be when they're gone from the sequel?

>>144080712
>e-liters can see you coming from a mile away
Yeah, no. It looks cool, but e-liters ruin everything.

>>144082660
There probably won't be any more. They're starting to become a chore now.

>>144080712
maybe for novelty, i'd like to also play on beta rig from the e3 trailer since it looked so different
rig is shit already, beta rig couldn't be much worse

reminder that cheating in overwatch makes you a faggot but cheating in splatoon is just getting around rng :^)

>>144083756
In editors defense what they're doing isn't cheating.
Making your Jet Squelcher a one shot kill is cheating.

>>144082152
I just want to shoot my thick sticky otaku load up inside callie

>>144083125
For some reason, I get the feeling that all future Splatfests will be Japan only.

>>144084362
Anon that's murder

>>144084505
And nothing of value was lost.

>>144083392
>rig is shit already

Rude much?

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That prerelrease trigger though

>>144085202
Remove those walls and it's instantly better.

>>144040456
So basically the chances to acquire these images are near zero?

>>144085202
damn shame we can't climb the totem poles now

>>144085696
Doesn't stop an autist from trying.
Or rather, begging.
In the hope that someone else finds them for them.
Which someone did.
But it wasn't good enough.
So all they'll do is beg some more.

>>144085202

> The grate near spawn extends under the rope bridge on the right

Looks useful, why didn't they leave that in?

>>144087319
play testing

>>144087319
i'd say there's a good reason why but then again somehow not being able to skip the news made it through qa

>>144087708
mashing A isn't hard desu

>>144088878
aren't you clever
explain losing points in squads when you're s/s+ if you dc

>>144088878
No one gives a flying shit about the news though. Everything it announces can be seen from the menu and the plaza

>>144088965
Don't be a ragequitter then :^)

>>144088974
But then you don't get to see Callie and Marie.

inb4 no one gives a shit

Just look at these threads. everyone loves them