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Previous thread: >>144030720

Current Maps Rotation: http://splatoon.ink/
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- Booru: https://booru.splatoon.ink
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>News
- The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
- Another Splatoon Wii U bundle has been announced in Japan. It will include contents of the Wii U Premium Pack, a pre-loaded Splatoon on the Wii U, and the Marie & Callie amiibo figures. The bundle will be released on July 7th in Japan for 39,960 Yen.
- Two new Splatoon dioramas are coming in July in Japan! One is a Squid Sisters stage, and the other Kelp Dome. You can place amiibos on them!

> FAQ
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-http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/

> Wiki:
-http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats:
-http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
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dude seaweed lmao
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Ayyyy lmao
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>>144159961
>dude seaweed guy will never return
/ink/ was never the same after that
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>>144160010
I never saved the picture he always used
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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28964363

An albeit belated anniversary video from the japanese. I promise you it's worth the watch.
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>>144159979

>we will never have sukumizu gear
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>144160139
dude seaweed lmao

i got it
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marie is shit
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>>144161606
Marie is lovely!
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>Spkye never gets my orders right
>been rolling like crazy for the past few days and now have shit all for cash
>check my order for tonight
>I did a little diggin'

I never win with this game
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>>144162339
Either stop caring about slots, or edit
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>>144160670
Why do people find that outfit attractive?
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>>144162563
Spoken like a secondary
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>>144162716
Either check yourself, or cheat
Stop being Spyke's bitch you miserable
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bomb the nips
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>>144162924
why
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reminder that editing the game's code is COMPLETELY okay because rng amirite bros
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>>144163023
Reminder that spending your life playing a slot machine is how the game was meant to be played
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Could there be a balance patch with the new weapons update?

After reaching S+, it looks like I need to use certain weapons to git gud.
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>>144163329

I haven't been in S+ for that long but honestly I feel more free to try weapons I never use because I have more confidence in my teammates then in S rank. S+ so far has been liberating when it comes to weapon choice for me.

I think I'm actually having fun now
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>>144163329
Using a Rapid Blaster Deco in S, so I'm convinced it still very much comes down to which weapons meet your playstyle.
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>>144163849
>>144164016
On S something is noticeable.
If a team doesn't have a sniper or good rollers, is very likely to lose. Whereas if there are other weapons, you can't be that sure.

On S+ however, I tried to use a Splattershot Jr. with the bubbler (the one that got me on S+) but was killed horribly by weapons like Zink Mini Splatling.

And even on S, you have to carry your team or add a lot to it to be able get to S+ and keep it consistently.
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>>144164748
The SSJ is pretty terrible now after the last balance update. Its sistergun the Splash-O-Matic now outperforms it in every respect, and there are better Bubbler weapons.
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6 more days, where's the fucking news holy shit
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>>144165161
>wanting more splatfests
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>>144165474
>not wanting more splatfests
What a gay
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STOP ARGUING AND POST MORE CALLIE! XD
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>>144165474

The last one was really fun though. Hope the next one is also a global splatfest.
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>>144165531
>>144165684
splatfest will never be good again
we'll always be stuck playing with euros or japs

>>144165651
fuck off
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>>144165783
We can have early threads but I can't have images of Callie? TT_TT
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>>144165890
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Post more Callie!
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>>144166317
No
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>>144166317
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>>144166385
I was actually doing reverse psychology. I wanted Marie all along. Post more Marie please.
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>>144166442
RACE TRAITOR
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>>144166453
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>>144166604
More
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>>144166684
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>>144166903
>octopi
It's octopodes, as a bitransexual niggerqueer octokin I'm so fucking triggered right now.
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Anyone want fresh gear combinations? Tell me the weapon you want, color you have in mind, and any gear you must have and I'll help you find something that looks good together.
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>>144168621
Ika musume set
Splattershot
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>>144168621
Samurai hat
No other Amiibo gear
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>>144168521
I wonder if any people actually think they're Inklingkin
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>>144169262
Probably just Preteens and teens since they're the most vulnerable to new ideas and love being counterculture or unique
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>>144168621
Sounds fun. Gimme something fresh that will go well with the new N Zap. Bonus points if you can incorporate some Run Speed mains or Rockenburg gear into the mix.
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>>144169471
Are you suggesting only young people can be mentally disabled
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>>144168859
Sounds like you already want to use the full Ika set, unless I'm mistaken?

>>144169153
Try the Pirate-Stripe Tee with the Armor Boot Replicas or Rain Boots or the Traditional Apron with Traditional Sandals.
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>>144168621
SC
Octarian Jacket

No special saver mains
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>>144169676
They're significantly more likely to be mentally disabled and significantly more likely to grow out of it than mentally disabled adults or young children. In fact a majority of teens exhibit traits of schizophrenia, psychopathy and/or autism that would be diagnosed as such if they were adults.
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>>144169628
Any guesses what year this Zap will be from?
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>>144169628
If the red matches which I am not completely certain of since the weapon isn't out to see it in game, I would try either the Red/Gray Vector Tee with Gold Hi-Horses and the Tennis Headband for the hat (Jogging Headband may work too but I'm unsure). Alternatively if you want to go full retro wear the Black Pipe Tee, 18K Aviators, and White Kicks/ Squink Wingtips
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>>144170038
Your logical answer and reasonable statements trigger me immensely
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>>144170296
Post Marie then
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>>144170049
It's not white like a Wii Zapper, so it's not '07 as I'd hoped.
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>>144170441
Marie is a strong and independent woman just like me and is not to be seen as a depraved sex object rape rape rape reeeeeeeeee
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>>144169628
I'm really digging the colors on this thing. I hope it's got a good kit on it, because I love the other two zaps and would hate for the new one to be have a kit I won't enjoy.
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>>144170007
SC as in Splat Charger? Try White Arrowbands and Strapping Whites, Soccer Headband/Fake Contacts with School Shoes or Tennis Headband/Treasure Hunter with Oyster Clogs
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>>144170795
People keep saying it should get Splash Wall, not sure why.
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>>144170578
I want marie to rape me!
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>>144171082
Hope you like vore
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>>144171057
Fairly long range and rate of fire, I could see it being decent with splat wall. I suck at using walls and I prefer squelchers to n-zaps so it doesn't matter to me either way.
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>>144168621
Still open for business as I have caught up with requests. For future reference, you can list your criteria as follows:
>Weapon Name(s)
>Preferred Ink Color(s)
>Gear Piece(s) that must be including in the outfit
>Other criteria (must include swim speed up main ability, must be geared towards winning Splatzones, must not include amiibo gear, etc.)
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>>144171057
I'm hoping for either disruptors or burst bombs, although I wouldn't mind point sensors too much. I would kinda like to see ink mines as well, if they'd actually buff them to the point of general usefulness.
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>>144171993
I would also like some support subs. The last batch of weapons had only offensive ones, kinda disappointing.
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>>144171993
Disruptor is a difficult thing to attach to a weapon and not make it broken
It would work on a Sploosh or something, but the N-Zap has a bit too much range.
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>>144170049
The colors are based on a japanese NES that's become yellowed over the years
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>>144173564
cute fade
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>>144173564
First the Refurbished Splatling, now this. What's with Sheldon shilling us old and crappy weapons?
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Still no news on the new weapons...
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>>144174760
What's wrong, anon? You don't like surprises?
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>>144175001

I do like surprises. I just want to be surprised NOW.
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>>144159797
For someone that hoardes pictures of Callie, you can't seem to find anything impressive for the OP.
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I just had a really short dream while dozing off where I walked through the process with an admin of the /ink/ discord on how to properly unban someone. Extremely disappointed to find out that I'm still banned. :,( For a brief second, I actually thought my dream really happened
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>>144179041
give me your name in discord and i'll bring it up
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>>144179041
This post made my day
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>>144179041

Why were you banned in the first place, anon?

What makes you think you're entitled to come back after your transgression?
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Aww
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>>144183715
They could probably slap glasses on any Agent 3 drawing ever and call it theirs
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>>144177084
what are you talking about
>hordes pictures of callie
???
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>>144184679
You're the one that posts all the new art daily, no?
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>>144185487
no
why would you think that
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>>144185608
Vague intuition.
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>>144185704
okay
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WOOMY
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>>144185871
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>>144170441
mrie
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>>144185940

SQUI-KWEEE!

"squid-wee!"
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>>144185871
>Woomy
>Woo me
>Woo: "try to gain the love of a woman"
Woomy = Love me
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>>144187425
why does Callie have a pig nose in that picture?
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>>144188034
Why does that Octoling have a dick in that picture?
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>>144165684
>liked playing with the nips and their broken rollers
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>>144162705
Because it is pure
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>>144190215
It's unflattering
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>>144190831
See above
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>>144191117
Is this a lolicon thing
It looks like shit
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>>144191207
It's not a loli thing. It's okay not to like it.
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>>144191746
Thanks you too
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Never realized I wanted crocs

Give them ink resistance
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>>144192404
Okay no this is definitely a loli thing
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>>144170049
I'm thinking it won't have a year, but will have a prefix or suffix.
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>>144169628
anchor ls and red hi tops, headgear is up to you
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>>144192951
Vintage N-Zap? Aged N-Zap?
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>>144190215
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>>144192707
Sukumizu is worn all the way up to highschool. The design has changed over the years. The old version is mostly copslay

It's a real thing
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>>144194135
Nice.
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>>144194640
>up to highschool
so its a pedo thing
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>>144194640
I know what it is, I just don't see why it's so popular
Other than because it's swimwear usually worn by prepubescent girls and people are fucked
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>>144193190
I was thinking Antique N-Zap or Vintage N-Zap. Something like that. Possibly even Retro N-Zap
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>>144160506
meh
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>>144160506
What a pile of shit.
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Callie is a bully!
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>>144192404

I'm sad because there are so few options for fresh Ink Resistance shoes.

The Red Hi-tops are nice, but don't match with everything.

Strapping Reds are the best, love them, wish I could use them all the time.

Green Slugs look great (I love the black around the back), but are hell to match clothes with.

Blue Motos are just ugly.

Cleats are okay. They either match, or they look hideous.

All I want is a simple pair of plain shoes that go with everything. Is that too much to ask?
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>>144199293
>Blue Motos are just ugly
Fucking kill yourself you goddamn piece of shit taste cunt breathed fucknut bitch salad
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>Pure Bomb Range Hat
>Pure Sub Saver Shirt and Shoe
>96 Deco puts up wall
>throw suction bomb behind the wall
>immediately throw suction bomb at the wall
>they move up in front of their wall not expecting the second suction
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>>144199601
I too like to imagine doing cool things that will never happen.
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>>144199601
Does anyone have the stats for how many sub mains you need for each sub weapon?
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fuck off bee
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>>144199557

They're ugly boots, anon.
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>>144199557
let's see your squid's sense of style then
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>>144199694

TA-DAAA!

I hope it was informative, anon!
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S+ FUCKING RANKED

AND I GET A TEAM WHO ALL FUNNEL DOWN THE EXACT SAME GODDAMN SIDE ALLEY PATH HOW FUCKING WORTHLESS ARE YOU TO ALL GO DOWN THE EXACT SAME ROUTE IN S FUCKING PLUS

GOD
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>>144200612

I want to rest my dick on that woomy's face
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>>144200612
They're based as fuck
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>>144200764
but how many do you need to do 2 subs at once?

also i've never understood these charts, what's the bottom axis mean by ap = 10 main + 3xsub?
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Blue Moto are ugly as fuck. Are you guys joking

remove that patch/logo whatever the fuck it is and they'd look okay
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>>144201090
>Ink Res
>Run Speed
What league of autism do you need to say no to that?
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>>144201278
i bet you wear the jap fedora and white anchor with that don't you faggot
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>>144201345
If I had good rolls on them, yeah I would. And I expect you would too.
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>>144201090
>Doubting the best shoes in the game
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IT'S ALWAYS THE GODDAMNI SPLATLING

FUCKIGN KILL YOURSELF

YOU'RE A FUCKING WORHTLESS SHIT

YOU HAVE A GODDAMN BUBBLE AND YOU DIDN' TEVEN BOTHER TO CHARGE YOUR SPECIAL MOVING UP TO THE SZ
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>>144201583
Don't yell at the Hydra users, they can't think for themselves.
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ZERO AND FUCKING FIVE

IN GODDAMN S FUCKING PLUS

JUST KILL YOUSELF

RIGHT NOW
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>>144201345
The Jungle Hat is fresh. You just associate it with experienced Japs, and that disagrees with you for some reason.
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>>144201090
They honestly look fine
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>>144201278
i have ink res run speed
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ya'll some unfresh mofos
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>>144202057

Show us how it's done. Post your inkling
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>>144202057
No u
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>>144202057
>Caring about what you look like
>When playing as a squidchild
>With people that don't even speak your language
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EVEN IN S PLUS

THE HIGHEST FUCKING RANK

PEOPLE DO NOT PAINT TURF

THEY JUST RUN THROUGH WHAT'S THERE

EVEN IF ENEMIES ARE HIDING IN ENEMY INK

WHAT THE FUCK

IS WRONG

WITH YOU

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>144202264
>>144202264
Why are you still playing this game if it angers you so? How about a relaxing round of Overwatch?
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>>144202479
>clutch in tc
>just point and win
pls
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>>144202479
Not really
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>>144202264
please fuck off to the discord
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>>144202334
OVERWATCH

OVERWATCH?!?!?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF AUTISTM YOU'D NEED TO PLAY THAT GARBAGE
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>>144202764

I love you
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ZEROE

AND FUCKING

FOUR

WHAT

THE

FUCK

HOW CAN YOU BE SO BAD

ON GODDAMN S PLUS

GOD

JUST

GOD
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>>144202764
Says the person having an aneurysm over Squidpaint...
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>>144202057
ya'll need some tips from jelonzo about freshness if you think the moto boots look bad
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>>144202479
>Muh waifu is using tri-slosher
>Reminder EU ninjas are worse than NA ninjas
>I named my squid relative to muh waifu
>Reminder that ninjas are popular and they suck hard.
>Remimder Pirates vs. Dumbasses was my first Splatfest
>Reminder i lost my first Splatfest
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FUCK YOU SPLATLING

FUCK YOU

IT'S A FUCKING ALLEY WAY

A FUCKING

TIGHT

GODDMAN ALLEY

USE YOUR SPLASH SHIELD OR DON'T GO IN UNTIL YOU HAVE KRACKEN

GOD

JUST

KILL YOURSELF
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>>144203217
>Use your Splash Wall and don't go in until you have Kraken
>Splatling
>Splash Wall and Kraken
Retard
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>>144203365
>or
look who the retard is now
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>people actually wear the blue motos

It's like I'm back on release day
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>>144203365
OR YOU DIP SHIT

OR

IF HE'S ONE, HE'S GOT THE SPLASH WALL

IF HE'S THE OTHER, HE HAS THE KRAKEN

AND GUESS WHAT

GUESS WHAT

YOU'RE A SHORT RANGED SHOOTER

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR JOB IIS

TAKE OUT

THE GODDAMN

BEACONS

HOW DOES ANYONE NOT KNOW THIS IN S PLUS

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
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>>144203419
That's what they said retard
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NO

NO

NO

FUCK THIS TEAM

FUCK IT

JUST FUCK IT

NO

YOU'RE ALL WORTHLES SFUCKS

FUCK YOU
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>>144203479
How dare people choose to wear the freshest footwear in the game.
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>>144203479
>people actually dislike the blue motos
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>>144203772
>>144203784
How is it down there in C rank?
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>>144203896
>I don't have shit taste!
>Y-You're just bad at the game!
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>>144203896
You tell me.
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YOU'RE A SHORT RANGED SHOOTER

WITH A FUCKING BUBBLE

AND YOU COULDN'T GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH ANOTHER SHORT RANGED SHOOTER

ON OUR HALF OF THE BASE

WITH AN INK TURF ADVANTAGE

HOW AWFUL

CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE

IN S PLUS
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>>144203987
>>144204021
>I-I Don't have shit taste I DON'T!
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>>144204205
Kek
Wear whatever boots you want bro, I won't judge
But the motos are fresh as fuck
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>>144204205
Do you? What do you propose instead?
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>>144204294
>being this delusional

kek
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>>144204203
Just accept that everyone is a shitter except for you, it will make the game more enjoyable. Derank if you must, then you can have an excuse.
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>>144204203
I LEAVE YOU AND A TEAMMATE TO DEAL WITH 1 SPLATTERSHOT

YOU BOTH END UP DYING

THEN HE KILLS MEBECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU TWO COULD HANDLE IT

BUNCH OF FUCKING SCRUBS

YOU SHOULDNT BE S PLUS
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>>144204430
>Being this triggered over other people's superior taste in digital footwear
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>>144204504
Do you make these posts inbetween deaths or games?
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>>144204518
>superior

You should get your head checked
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>>144204504
>>144204203
>>144203734
>>144203525
>>144203217
>>144202264
>mfw I just stop carrying for the team and stay at spawn for the remainder of the match

If they don't pull their own weight, then they don't deserve your help
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WHY AM I THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON ON MY TEAM THAT CAN EVER FUCKING SOLO SHIT

OH NO

THERE'S A LOT OF FUCKING ENEMY INK AROUNND

I KNOW

I'LL FOLLOW A TEAMMATE AND JUST HUNKER DOWN WITH ME

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'LL BOTH GET SPLATTED TOGETHER OR ANYTHING

AND I'M NOT GONNA PAINT ANY TURF ALONG THE WAY

CAUSE WHO PAINTS TURFS

CASUALS THAT'S WHO

HAHAHAHAHA

GOD KILL YOSUELF
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>>144204926
There's a point during the game where I say fuck it and wait to dc/game to end because my team as so incompetent that there's no point in continuing.

It's times like those I wish you could switch weapon mid match to better help your team.
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>>144205150
Do you want to Squad?
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>>144204926
>Abandoning your team even if they are shit

the worst.
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>>144204518
K E K
E
K
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>>144206514
Octopus are only good for raping.
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>>144206514
Octopus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Squids
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>>144206720

this
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>>144206804
guess you're in the wrong general then buddy
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Octolings are the dark elves of Splatoon
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>>144206875
Nah /ink/ will catch on and become /oct/ soon enough
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>>144206930
Stronger and sexier and better in every way?
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is crusty sean the final destination of squid waifu sexualization, or is it jelonzo? i cant tell
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>>144207086
Only for raping
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>>144207265
I have no idea what you mean, but all waifus pale before Slut the Octoling: the Ultimate Splatoon Waifu
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>>144207590

I want to rape Slut the Octoling!
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>>144207590
>>144207893
forced jokes are never funny, and only lowers the quality of /ink/ and its posts
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>>144207265
Pretty sure it's Crusty Sean.

Because I have definitely seen porn of Jelonzo.
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>>144206930
Best girl you can't marry

Sounds about right
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You never see it all

There is always more out there
http://prntscr.com/bbiy4p
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When will Splatoon add a hime cut character?
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>>144209024
>hair

when they introduce another cat or a long lost dog
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>>144209024
the fuck is that
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>>144209127

Ref the Dog is in Octo Valley's turf wars with no respawn pads because no electric and only participated in by political malcontent's sentenced to death
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>>144208890
Well... ok then.
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>>144209469
They haven't time or resources for Turf War or games. A death sentence for an Octoling is simply being ordered to leave training and go do battle with the Agents.
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>>144208320
watch me not marry them, motherfucker
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>>144201072

Fuck, sorry. I should have posted an explanation.

The chart uses an ability point system that someone came up with.

1 main = 10 points, 1 sub = 3 points.

You want to throw 3 Burst Bombs on a full tank, so you look at the grey line for Burst Bombs, and trace it down to 33% on the Y axis.

Then you look at the X axis, and the ability point number you get corresponds to the amount of mains and subs you'd need.

It's 18 ability points. Can you do the rest?
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I hope the new aerospace has sprinkler and killer wail
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>>144211157
It would be nice with a disruptor, may see play even.
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>>144211157
Unusual things to attach to an aeroplane.
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>>144211157

Disruptor+Kraken
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>>144211157
N-Zap already has Sprinkler; doubtful they'd give it it twice

>>144211389
That would be borderline broken
Disruptors are iffy things to balance
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>>144211560
I feel like it would be fine on an aerospray, on weapons like the ss, rollers, chargers no that would be way too good.

It would give it the well needed push to be good for ranked, it's still a 4 hit kills and an extremely short range so you'd have go in close combat anyway.

Now that splat roller with a splash wall im not sure if it's broken or pointless, it could honestly go either way
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>>144211450
yikes
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>>144211980
We're assuming there won't be another balance patch with the new weapons, Aerospray might potentially get tweaked

Walls on a Roller is useless; what will make the Corocoro godlike is rather the combo of Walls and Inkzooka
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>>144212190

it's the only way an aerospay can be useful in high level play
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>>144210692
Yeah I got it now. Without a key these charts didn't much much sense.
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>>144212594
There are worse weapons than the Aerospray
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>>
not this shit again
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>>144214274

???
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Can I get Spyke to order people's edited gear?
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POST MORE CALLIE AND MARIE
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>>144214430
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>>144214419
it's still gear, so you should be able to
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>>144214430
>>144214543
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>meme
>it's hip to fuck bees
>REEE XD

this is the best meme
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>>144214154
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>>144214430
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>>144214543
Is it still incest if between cousins?
Is it still incest if between girls?
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>>144214954
wow callie is so obviously a slut you can just tell she has had at least a quarter mile of dick in her probably gets an abortion every week high mileage whore
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>>144215098
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>>144214958
Yes.
No.
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>>144214958
Do you know what incest even is?
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>>144215587
If I was a qt Squidgirl and I made out with another qt Squidgirl who originally came out of my aunties vagina would that still be incest.
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>>144194135
Pretty good
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>>144214954
>you'll never buy condoms from them
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>>144217627
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>>144217924
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>>144217968
tentatek shill pls go
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>>144217968
Please stop posting terrible art.
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>>144218123
there is something charming about people messing up depth really hard
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>>144205165
I'd at least settle for being able to switch weapons/gear between matches without having to leave a lobby
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>jap on your team goes 0/11 in S rank

Fucker threw the game
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>>144218752
it might have been a child
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>>144218752
So do japs have the same issue playing with Westerners around this time? You can be as skilled as you can be, but lag armor is still lag armor.
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>>144218958

I don't want to get mad at anyone in the game. They might be a squib or a squidmom, or just someone getting away from it all.

I just hope, even if they are having a bad day, they are having fun.
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>>144219304

That's why no voicechat the only salt, rage or sadness is that which you bring with you
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>>144219270
pretty sure the lag runs both ways, they likely see the same killed behind walls bullshit we do
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>>144218958
>>144219304
>A child, squib, or squidmom in S
Y-you mean they're fucking about with someone else's game, right?
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>>144219624
There are kids right now that are better squids than you
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>>144219304

>that 0/11 jap could of been a squidmom messing around with her kid's WiiU

Thinking about it that way makes it burn a little less
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>almost 4 weeks since any splatfest news
Splatoons fest is no longer anymore i see
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>>144219890
i slam dunked and ruined kids that said they were better squids than me
ive went 30/4 with the bamboozler on kiddos that said they were better squiddos than your boyo
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>>144220571

>octofag bullies squibs
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>>144220559

Splatfests usually come after updates so the max number of people get to try out new stuff. Expect one to be announced the weekend after/on which the update drops
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>>144220076
I wanna fuck that squib.
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>>144220838
i wanna meet that dad
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>>144220076
I kind of what to make a new account just to hang around with squibs again. Can't do that anymore after they changed splatfests.
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>>144222305
just edit your level and rank my mane
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>>144222469
I could but experiencing it all with no gear or weapons again sounds fun.
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>>144222469
winners don't use cheats!
keep fond memories about how shit you were as a squib, and feel nostalgia as you watch squibs flail wildly
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>>144222469
that's what I did
it's not as fun as you'd expect, tho. I somehow ended up in fucking s+ again
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>>144222831
Everyone on both teams died and i was alone in Bluefin Depo. Is that why this place scares Callie?

side note: i was pretending to be an octoling back then too, so besides the lack of power, i think i qualified as one of them.
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/ink/ seems dead, even ran out of today's octolings
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>>144227014
good, off yourself race traitor
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>>144227014
True, where have all the drawfags gone? I kinda want to see a decent version of this >>144217627
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>>144227453
last i heard, most of them left for discord, no one has heard from them since
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octo underboob yes?
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>>144227453
>>144227718

Sorry guys! I come here from time to time, but it's a bad time for me, between exams and a sick grandma. I'll see if I can find some time for you soon!
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>>144227782
Yes!
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>>144230609
>you can see her slit
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>>144230609
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>>144230609
what?
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Unsurprising really

http://gonintendo.com/stories/258698-famitsu-readers-vote-on-the-most-memorable-games-on-nintendo-plat
>The most memorable games on Nintendo platforms in Japan

>Wii U
>10. Yoshi’s Woolly World - 27 votes
>9. Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - 32 votes
>8. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD - 48 votes
>7. Mario Kart 8 - 59 votes
>6. Super Mario Maker - 72 votes
>5. Tokyo Mirage Sessions FE - 89 votes
>4. Xenoblade X - 99 votes
>3. Bayonetta 2 - 121 votes
>2. Dragon Quest X - 168 votes
>1. Splatoon - 556 votes
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>>144227014
That octoling has a nice, fat vulva.
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>>144232236
>that octoling with the scar tissue for tentacles
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>>144230609

what is going on in this picture? Looks like an inkling is using a new weapon but I don't think ink is for drinking
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>>144233350
think scat fetish
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>>144230609
I NEED A TRANSLATOR
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>>144234118
I think you need an adult.
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How do I git gud with .52, especially the deco? I like to rush in and be aggressive so I'm using 2 def up, 1 damage up, 1 ink recovery and 2 swim speed right now
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>>144235180

Stop using it and use N-Zap or Splattershot (take your pick) with run and swim speed stacked on top of those abilities
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>>144235180
You'd probably do better with the Carbon roller then since the gal's effective range is already small to begin with.
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>>144235348
>>144235530
Is the .52 really that bad? I can't into rollers.
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>>144235738

If you can't quit gals then go .96 but I went from .52 to Tentatek to N'Zap to Slosher and never looked back
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>>144235738
I find that the gal's accuracy is terrible. That's probably why you think you need to get good. You're already good, it's the gun that's holding you back.
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>>144236310
Gals have fantastic accuracy after the last patch, they remain the strongest shooters in the game.
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>>144236843
Less effective range than the Splattershot
Enemy with 1 Def ruins the 2shot and now becomes a 3shot which is the same as Splattershot
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Does anybody have that picture of Callie after she was shot in the head? Like she's clutching at her forehead and screaming after she was shot there.
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>>144236843

Only the .96 Gals got an accuracy buff. The .52 Gals have the same accuracy as they've always had. Though I agree that they're still among the strongest shooters.
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>>144237130
2~ Damage Ups and you eat them alive. It's costly, but in some respects the 96. is stronger than ever thanks to its accuracy boost, since its effective range is far more usable for the same reasons you just mentioned.
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>>144237343
I meant the .96. Besides the increased Special loss on the stock version the .52 went completely unscathed; and is still a monster in Rainmaker.
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>>144237172
No but I have one of her shooting someone
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>>144237426
I don't even know why you forced this tangent. Anon wanted advice about weapons.
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>>144237859
Anon can eat shit if he's not gonna know why the weapons he's being given advice about are good.
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>>144234118
Translators in the discord
>>
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>>144239576
Crop the Inklings out
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>>144239576
Would be better without the Inklings
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>>144239576
Remove the Inklings
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>>144239731
>>144240108
>>144240660
decided to highlight smug
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>>144227718
>>144238634
This is a bad meme and you should feel bad.
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>>144239731
>>144240108
>>144240660
Samefag, remove Octofag
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>>144241749
Please leave woomyhud, you ruined /ink/ enough already
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QT coming through
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>>144242183
I'm not them. It's just a fact.
The art output was not affected at all when the art discord was created.
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>>144243362
That's why we haven't seen any decent content in weeks now, right?
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hot day moyashi
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>>144243504
that face ruins it
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>>144243542
Avoiding as much detail as possible, I can assure you that no artists have stopped posting here because of the discord
The more likely reason is because of what many of our artists have stated: They have lives, and they're busy at the moment
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>>144243843
>>144243504
It's the jaw, isn't it? Kinda thought it was a litte strong but went with it anyway.
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moyashi and ikako in the rain!
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>>144244593

Those two are really cute together
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smallsquid!
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>>144245284
Those are some impressive tentacles, but what's she sitting on?
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>>144245380
someone's head, silly.
they're like headphones!
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>>144245462
?
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>>144245284
Creepy
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>>144245284
I want to listen to a squid
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>>144245284
Now these are tumor tentacles
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>>144246731
They remind me of that Skullgirls fighter with the hat with fists or w/e.
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callie!
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>>144246731
Yes, they are two more tentacles.
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>>144245284
beautiful
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>>144230609
all right, it's been a couple of hours. can someone tell me what this shit says?
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>>144247220
The pleasure of having cum on my tentacles.
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>>144247220
No
>>
Did they adjust match making or something? It's been awhile since I played for a few rotations in a row but I've noticed I get alot more Westerners in my lobbies now. I've even got a few lobbies were there were no Japanese players.
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>>144159797
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>>144247415
Friday 9 am in Japan.
They just had to turn off their school 'Wii U's for class. Except for the few that are actually in the Splatoon class right now.
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>>144246868
Fucking bitch
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>>144247491
Who is Bravo trying to Kill with all that Wail?
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>>144248152
>>144248307
I'm really sick of this Lalafell shit
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>>144248152
>>144248307
did they make an Agent3 or Octoling one?
>>144248521
what's a Lalafell?
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>>144248152
thick
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>>144248521
Go back to your own fucking general
>>144210192
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>>144249015
>even EO couldn't escape the animal races

I'm still mad
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>>144249717
gee i wonder fucking why
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>>144249874
How does this explain anything
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>tfw Splatoon would have died without Waifus to keep it alive /ksg/ style.
>tfw a Mario spinoff like MK8 or a Pokemon spinoff like Pokken are doomed to die as soon as gameplay interest dissipates because all Waifuism is already established in other places.

The last ingredient for a long lasting general is feels. Getting someone attached to the game then gets them attached to the general. /ksg/, /undertale/ etc appealed to this.
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>>144249015
Overwatch last thread
Etrian Odyssey this thread.
Splatoon better do something huge soon if they want to steal back the crowd.
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>>144250123
/fgg/ is one of the fastest generals here that has minimal waifuposting
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>final 8 sec
>clear enemy team
>directly under volcano
>recover RM
>try to dunk it but denied
>teammates nowhere
>time runs out
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>>144250330
Oh and it's been alive for years with 3 threads every day.
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>>144250123
No matter how much people like you deny it, /ink/ still talks about the damn game. Frequently, at that.
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>>144250290
babt2016

Purge the waifus
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>>144250503
not enough to keep the thread alive.
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>>144250503
Without the Waifuposting the game discussion alone would have the thread moving at just faster than /ptg/ speeds. Small pockets of conversation followed by patches of silence.
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>>144250859
And that still makes it hundreds of times better than /ksg/.
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>>144250330
>>144250463
>Fighting Games General
Well yeah, a genre of games pretty much has a whole lot more content available for game discussion than a single game.

>>144250976
Agreed, The issue /ksg/ and /utg/ have is with the lack of new content. So their literally only going to get discussion from new players who trickling at such a slow rate now they're irrelevant or from fan created content which decrease in quantity as people get bored of the game. So the only thing left is for it to become a memorial meeting ground for people who met there and became "friends".
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>>144250976
Not really. VNs are all about the characters and there's hardly any gameplay. There aren't any deep strats or advanced techniques like jumphopping. It's all click click with no pointing so it stands to reason that their general is all about waifus. In fact it would be weird if it wasn't about waifus.

Then you have Splatoon which isn't about waifus at all. It's about teamwork and cooperation with a changing and complex meta with new updates on the horizon; however the general always devolves into waifus which isn't the draw of the game.

Honestly, when we said that discord would kill the general we were thinking mostly about namefagging running rampant and bringing about the disaster that /mk8g/ had and not the fact that all the actual players would move there leaving the general with no games and no discussion. If anyone actually cared about the game, they'd join the discord or even reddit and the squidboards. This thread has no content to be worthy enough to be a general. It's all waifufags desperately trying to keep it alive with all the gameplayfags yucking it up in the discord not giving a hoot about the ruins of /ink/.

We are not better than /ksg/.
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>>144248307
where is maries right arm???
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>>144251987
behind her, dummy
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>>144251971
>the disaster that /mk8g/ had
What'd I miss?
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>>144251971
Ah, that's where you're wrong. We discuss the game and gameplay. The discord does not. They play the game together, but they seldom talk about the actual game.

And before you say waifus void a General's reason to exist, do look into /fnaf/. Which has a total of zero gameplay to be discussed, and survives just fine solely on talking about characterless characters.
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>>144251987
She's touching her face.
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do you think Splatoon could survive on brand deals?
Would spla2n be more receptive to ingame ads?
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>>144251971
>waifus which isn't the draw of the game
It has to be at least part of it. Though Splatoon has addicting gameplay, I think it wouldn't have gotten as massively ridiculously popular as it is without such an enticing world and well-designed cute characters.
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>>144252918
>tfw devs are contemplating whether to have the third Red Fox Vs Green Tanuki noodle Splatfest.
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>>144252918
Nobody's really complained about brands as they were just splatfests, the ingame gear was alright too, everyone liked neutral brands.

In spla2n we should get more and probably amiibo support from other games to get gear based on that character, which I'm not looking forward too.
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>>144252969
The marketing and hype building was what made people come.
The Waifu and Loli factor made more people come.
The continued content stream is what made people stay.
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>>144253107
People only cared when the branded Splatfest themes were completely fucking stupid, like Spongebob vs Patrick. Which isn't even a rivalry or dilemma, it's just 'which is your favorite character'. Which is not only a weak excuse for a contest, but also not many people even knew or cared about because Spongebob is a dead show walking. Transformers and Pokémon were cool because they featured actual opposing factions. Even 'which of these is your favorite food or drink' in Japan was something you could actually have an opinion about.

All that shit aside, I do wonder if they'll allow the Smash Amiibo to unlock single character based cosmetics.
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>>144253342
No I'm pretty confident they could've halted content updates a long, long time ago, and it would still live due to how original and fun this game is. The general wouls surely die, but the game itself is practically a cultural phenomenon in Japan at this stage.
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>>144252304
Consider the ratio of discussion of waifus to gameplay and then look at that and compare it to the game. We are not a healthy general.

Using the ratio above, how does /fanf/ fare? If it's not a good one then it's also a cancer general.
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>>144252304
>>And before you say waifus void a General's reason to exist, do look into /fnaf/. Which has a total of zero gameplay to be discussed, and survives just fine solely on talking about characterless characters.
>implying that this is okay
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>>144253905
>The general would surely die
No it wouldn't.
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>>144253693
Depends on how hard they pushback against game related cameos. They have less reason to now it's an established IP unless they consider the Wii U so much of a flop that they think the IP isn't established enough.
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>>144253995
Did I ever say we weren't cancer? Which General on this entire board is free of cancer? This entire site is cancer whether we like it or not, and it's why it's so addictive to be around. Cancer is cancer but it's not all bad.
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>>144254380
What a retarded post
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>>144254234
I think the devs once said a long while back 'no Mario hat' for that very reason; to keep Splatoon its own IP. But now that games such as Pokémon are confirmed to exist in-universe, I no longer see why not.
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>>144251971
>complex meta
>COMPLEX META
AHAHHHHAAAA
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>>144254380
Just stop posting.
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>>144254560
Of course pokemon exists. Hitler and Obama exist too. It's Earth ten thousand years in the future.
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>>144254215
You remember how dead this place became before Sheldon's new weapon packs right? All we had to look forward to were dwindling Splatfests and a damn Squid Sister concert. Fortunately it seems that concert saved everything.
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New update incoming.

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/support/wiiu/soft/agmj/update/index.html
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>>144253905
>No I'm pretty confident they could've halted content updates a long, long time ago, and it would still live due to how original and fun this game is.
The game itself is in no trouble. MK8 and Pokken are still pretty lively in-game. It's merely the general I'm talking about.

The slowing of content pretty much correlated with the decrease in Western playerbase. Meanwhile Japan has huge Splatoon Concerts and tournaments to spur on interest. Meanwhile in the West all the "elites" were ragging hard on Turf War's competitive viability pretty much killing off a good potential for growth of the game in the west. Treehouse didn't go on to do much after Spatournament also. It's a shame.

I'm curious to see how that France expo comes off though. I assume they have they're research done to support them choosing there for the western debut.
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>>144254519
>>144254574
This is what I'm talking about. No other site lets you straight-up call someone out to their face. Anybody can post however they want and be as angry or autistic over whatever they want as they want with no repercussions. Anonymity is cancerous and I love it.
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>>144254560
People will end up hacking them and others will complain whether they cost too much or the amiibo brands vs regular. It'll never work out

Also I'm pretty sure the splatfest themes are just themes nothing else, you could say they were discovered in old human ruins but that's a stretch.
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>>144254875
are these the new balance patches????
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>>144254875
is it sheldons picks? balance changes? Octolings?
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>>144254875
there's something in there about the ink mine i think and google translate says something about a smaller retreat distance
can someone who can into runes get on that
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>>144254970
I love it too. "Forced Anonymous" WITH FIXED THREAD PERSISTENT IDs is stupid.
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>>144254931
>Pokken
>lively in game

Lol
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>>144254875
Ver. 2.8.0 [ 2016.6.8]

Additional Bukit gear
- Nine to add the Bukit, it was to be aligned to the Weapon Shop.
※ after the 11 am June 8 news, it will be available for purchase in the Weapon Shop.

• Two types of add the gear so that we lined up in the shop.
Balance adjustment of Bukit gear power performance
- The balance of the main weapon sub-Weapon-gear power has been adjusted.

Adjustment of the stage
- Arowana Mall: Fixed arranged so as in all rules, can not pass through the unintended location.
· Negitoro coal mine: in Gachihokoruru, Fixed an issue that may cause enters the player in a particular object.
- Triggerfish campsite: in Gachihokoruru, we adjust the range that is determined to be "return too much" in the vicinity of the starting point.
· Shottsuru mine: Fixed arranged so as in all rules, can not pass through the unintended location.

Modify issues play
- By contact with the opponent's shield, it was fixed the problem that can jump higher than the original.

Other
· Customers As you can play comfortably, was fixed some game content.
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From Squid Research Lab

Squid Research Lab PSA: In case you missed it, we’re happy to announce that the upcoming 2.8.0 update, arriving the evening of June 7, will include 9 new weapon combos known as Sheldon’s Picks Vol.2. This update will also include some weapon balance adjustments, along with bug fixes.
Please note that due to the update, server maintenance is scheduled to occur from 5:50 PM – 7 PM PT on Tue, June 7th.
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>>144254931
I did mention that the general would die too. Waifufags can only do so much.

>>144254710
Twelve thousand
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>>144255253
FIVE DAYS

C I N C O
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C
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>>144255237
There was a secondary page for the balance changes. They're nerfing Stealth Jump
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>>144255253
God damn I'm good.
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>us splatoon site doesn't even have the 2.7.0 patch notes
milton i swear to fucking god
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>>144254875
>No eliter
>Gal
>Dynamo
>Any nerfs to anything relevant
>Just bug fixes for the most part
That sucks
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>>144255649
>>No eliter
>>Gal
>implying these are still overpowered
>wanting nerfs
Fuck off.
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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/738543578029297664
>nzap with kraken
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>>144255762
Kek, instantly meta.
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>>144255762
just fuck my shit up
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JP Twitter updated.
N-Zap 83 has Point Sensor/Kraken
Soy Charger has Wall/Echolocator
Range Blaster is Burst Bomb/Wail
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>>144255762
>point sensor
Neat
>Kraken
Fucking hell
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>>144255449
Can't see it.

But what's wrong with SJ?
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>>144219270
>jews
Every time
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>>144255237
>mine: in all rules cannot pass to unintended location
well, that explains why they removed rig rm and tc from rotation!
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>>144255923
N-Zap will be a nightmare.

I KNEW the Charger would get a Wall.

They're finally realizing that all you need to do to make a weapon good is give it Burst Bombs.
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>>144255762
>>144255829
>>144255920
>tfw i play n-zap already
>tfw it just got a buff
>tfw i like the color scheme of the famicom one the best

>>144255978
They're making it so you can't attack until you hit the ground. So no more Dynamos revving up before they land.
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>>144255976
>point sensor
Soo close to being the best gun in the game if these were Disruptors.
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>>144254970
You've deviated to far from what this discussion was about and started using generalizations to make a point. Stop posting.
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>>144256185
nigger why the fuck do you want another weapon for laggy shitters to fuck our shit up with
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Did any of the precious chargers from the Sheldon packs have scope variants?
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>>144256219
What point was that? I can't even remember. Fist yourself.
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>>144256332
There wasn't a charger in the last one.
This one contains both.
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>>144256274
Because I am the King of Lag,
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>>144256332
They always come with one, only exception is the hero charger from amiibo. It's confirmed 9 wepaons are being added and they've revealed the scope too
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LONG BLASTER WITH QUICK BOMB
BRACE YOURSELVES, MY FRIENDS
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>>144256140
Link to the patch PDF?
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any news what the splatling has?
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>>144256570
It's in moon.
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/support/wiiu/soft/agmj/update/index.html
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>And you put someone on the edge of despair in "megaphone laser"! My blaster is breathe fire!
bless you google translate
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>>144256495

I doubt many people will give up the CRB
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>>144256495
Splat Bomb is better for breaking walls, and Kraken is better for everything.
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>Long awaited buff to the Sloshing Machine
>11% faster walk speed
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>144256140
>They're making it so you can't attack until you hit the ground. So no more Dynamos revving up before they land.
Thank FUCK.
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>>144256619
>>144254875
>Aerospray bullets fire at a better angle?

>Rapid blaster run speed increased by 12% while firing

>Range blaster walking speed increased by 15% while firing
>Range blaster fires bullets at a better angle?

>L3 nozzlenoses damage on rainmaker is increased by 20%

>H3 nozzlenoses damage on rainmaker increased by 40%

>Sloshing machine walking speed increased by 11% while firing

>No clue about brushes
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>If you pretend attack in a row, was in the ink is painted a candle.
What did she mean by this
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>>144256619
>They buffed the Luna Blaster
>They BUFFED the Luna Blaster
It's just light Special reduction but fucking why.

Also looks like they buffed Brushes coverage, and the Nozzlenoses are MUCH stronger now. L-3 is twenty percent stronger, H-3 is FORTY percent stronger.
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>>144257287
>>Aerospray bullets fire at a better angle?
The jumping spread is either less or no increase at all.
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>>144257373
>. L-3 is twenty percent stronger, H-3 is FORTY percent stronger.

vs the rainmaker shield
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>>144257287
>>144257373
Oh that's a relief, just stronger against RM. A 40% boost to the H-3 eould be inhumane.
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>>144257373
the nozzles are stronger against the rainmaker shield, not in general
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>>144257287
>>144257415
>>144257538
Forgot to add, sub specials

>Ink mines now explode/trigger faster when activated

>Stealth jump now wont let you attack until you've hit the ground, before you could fire/swing slightly before landing.
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>>144257287
range blaster buffs? RANGE BLASTER BUFFS? what the FUCK is wrong with Nintendo???
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>>144257591
Yeah Mines are going to be a bitch now. Rev up that Swim Speed.

I did abuse the Stealth Jump thing quite a bit, but I could surely live without it.
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>>144257591
finally, now let's see how retarded ink mines are with lag and a shorter fuse
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>>144257287
>>144257635
That's meant to be Rapid Blaster Pro
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>>144257635

This right here is the story of the day. This will lead to pandemonium
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>>144257591
>Ink mines now explode/trigger faster when activated
Time to become reacquainted with an old friend.
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>>144257839
rapid blaster pro buffs? RAPID BLASTER PRO BUFFS? what the FUCK is wrong with Nintendo???
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>>144257839
oh, okay! I'm looking forward to the run speed buffs to the rapids, then. i often depart running one main of run speed with them since you're walking and shooting with them more than with range blaster, but I guess I won't have to now.
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>>144257995
>depart
wear, I meant
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>>144257839
That makes sense looking back on it, after seeing it says deco I should have realized it couldn't be range blaster.
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do you think the new inkmines will push people to use bomb sniffer more? surely some of the new weapons will have mines, since they're buffed now
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>>144258623
I was already using it
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>>144258623
None of the ones we know so far have them.
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>Liked stacking swim speed and using sploosh
>Insane kraken speed
>Now zapper is getting that sub/special
It will be fun at first but become obnoxiously annoying to face
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>>144258623
The thing that I like about the balance patches is that they generally add even more variety of gameplay. So I won't be surprised if that occurs.
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>>144258623
Should have buffed the mines ever since to encourage Bomb Sniffer wear instead of all the unintuitive buffs
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>>144258751
It's tricky because the N-Zap's whole niche is that it has the fastest walking speed of any weapon while firing. Stacking Swim Speed and Run Speed will make this the ultimate 2fast set.
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>>144258971
Bomb Sniffer already had merit with the insane influx of Bomb Rushes. That 20% resistance makes a huge difference.
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>>144259016
run speed, swim speed, and quick respawn
they fucking knew
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>>144257373
>marie
>i love you
>marie
>i won't give you to anyone
unsettling
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>>144259220
All 3 of those are things I have matching rolls on.
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>>144258623
None of the current weapons with it are really any good, if we get a new one with it and a special that keeps it viable which is used a lot then maybe.
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I want to lick an Octolings fat vulva!
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>>144259634
I want to play as an Octoling
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>>144259228
The actual translation is obviously "Hello darkness my old friend"
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>>144259760
what are you waiting for faggot, edit the code and just DUDE it
cheatin shit
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>>144259760
this dudes are was so damn cozy.
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>>144259760
You can.
But you have to cheat!
And winners don't use cheats!
Therefore Octolings are always losers!
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>>144260060
>octolings
>winners
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>144260060
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>>144202479
i already got mine

ashley was the hard one
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>>144260179
Read the post again ya dingdong
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>>144259228
Can you really blame her for her emotional attachment to her oneesan from another okaasan?
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>>144260754

Stop
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>>144260395
No Splatoon theme?
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>>144260181
stop forcing this. it's a bad gif.
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EAT OCTOS
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>>144260975
its hard to see the pins with the sploon theme but i have both squidsisters and splatattack
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Good night /ink/

>>144261112
strangely, not many pictures of Octolings crying can be found
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>>144261424
Make your own?
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>the only new gear is the CoroCoro stuff
Poop
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>>144260935
No
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>>144261728
>Only 2 piece of gear

Honestly don't even bother at that point.
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>>144261752
TRANSLATION
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>>144261421
octopus tastes better than squid too bee honest
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>>144257591
>>144257287
Delicious buffs. Literally the same weapons I use.

The gods have heard me. Thank you, Splatoon devs.
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>>144262486
squid to protect, octo to consume
sounds good to me
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>>144262504
Attention whore Woomy
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>>144262486
>>144262661
I replayed some of the single player yesterday, Agent 1 and 2 actually talk about eating Octopus at one point, SPECIFICALLY Octolings. So there's a good chance they have actually feasted on their enemies before.
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>>144262970
and don't forget the octo-pie joke they crack on the news
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>>144263479
>joke
>>
Anyone else glad that they don't have to ink the ground (aiming down towards your feet) with consecutive flicks while using the inkbrush now? This is going to make staying at close range much easier which is nice for the inkbrush n
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>>144262970
Need art of Marie casually slicing off an Octolings limb with her musket and tear away with her sexy sharp teeth, plainly telling a horrified Callie that she didn't have time for breakfast that morning, and offering her a bite
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>>144263887
Why would she be horrified?
If anything, she'd be salivating.
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>>144263673

I recently started to really get into the Permanent Inkbrush and this addresses one of the few issues I have with it.
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>>144262970
>feasted on their enemies
O-Octolings are f-friends...
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>>144264102
She's an ethical squid, she believes in humanely crushing her enemies with a giant rolling pin, not devouring them while they're still alive

She definitely tried some though
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>>144264407
Do you treat the gum on your shoe humanely, too?
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>>144264547
No, but I release the spider stuck in my sink outside
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>>144264661
Spiders are mostly harmless, and help our environment.
Octolings kill Inklings on sight, and actively sabotage our society.
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>>144264547
kek
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>>144264782
Yeah, and Callie brutally murders them on sight in return
But she wouldn't want to see anything suffer
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>>144264407
>Callie's dreams are filled with the screams of the Octolings she fought as their bodies were broken and flattened, while they were right in front of her face
>Marie picks off her targets from a distance, no connection, no remorse
Fitting.
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>>144264782
>spiders are mostly harmless
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today's memamememe has had a rather poor experience at her first cat cafe. but i suppose that it's all relative - i can think of nothing better than to be surrounded by cats!
then again, they don't seem particularly interested in the memamememe herself.
>おやつちょうだいよ〜
>please give me a snack~
>おやつかってー
>buy me a snack, please
>おやつ
>snack
but if snacks are what they desire to give up those sweet fluffy snuggles... i can't say no.
>あそんでー
>play with me~
some people are bound to think differently, though... then again, talking cats are definitely out of the ordinary.
>ね〜え、きこえるんでしょ〜?
>hey, you can hear us, right?
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>>144265179

That image isn't wrong though
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>>144265312
Cat cafes are one thing I would not mind seeing in the west.
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>>144265102
Ever heard of self-defense?
>She wouldn't want to see anything suffer
Anything that she could bother to bring up even a tiny bit of remorse for. But Octolings are just unforgivable.
>>144265151
She sure sounds anguished in Hero Mode, alright. Totally "heartbroken" by those "living creatures" that she's "forced" to "inhumanely" slaughter.
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>>144265312
>i can think of nothing better than to be surrounded by cats!
surrounded by Tiny Maries
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>>144265643
A better method of torture, sure.
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>>144265603
I'm not saying she sympathizes with them, it's just not in her nature to purposefully torment something, or take pleasure in it
She kills the fuck out of the little shits
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>>144265312

Love the daily doses but just can't get into cats. Now a dog cafe would be awesome.
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>>144265826
We're not talking about torturing them, we're talking about eating their delicious carcasses. If they're good for one thing, that has to be it.
And she most definitely gets pleasure out of ending the thrashing of those disgusting things. She'd be happy to protect her fellow people from the degenerates attempting to ruin their way of life.
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>>144266189
When I made that post >>144263887 I meant the Octoling was still alive
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Tucking Marie in at night! Kissing her goodnight!
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>>144266381
Getting into bed with Marie! Spooning with Marie!
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>>144266527
Waking up to Marie riding your dick!
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>>144266328
All the better. Nothing like the screams of pain of your mortal enemy to go with your light snack.
Face it, Callie would think of the flesh of such a lowly creature as nothing more than food. And we all know how much she loves food.
No one with even the tiniest semblance of sense in their minds would feel even a tinge of pity for the revolting scum known as Octolings. Everyone should know this.
Though, perhaps you were right all along. Now that I think about it, it's entirely possible Callie would refuse to let the remains of such a sullen being touch her lips, no matter how delicious; she would give Marie a look of disgust, but only at the mere idea of letting an Octoling grace even being eaten. That would give it too much dignity; no, she thinks they'd be much more suited to being left to rot.
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>>144266381
>>144266527
>>144266737
mariefags cannot go 3 posts without sexualizing their waifu
what is their problem?
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>>144267038
She is perfect
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>144266917
We're talking about Callie here, right
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>>144267038
Sexiest squid. Sexual incarnate. Marie is sex.
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>>144266917
The only way I can see any of this being in effect with a sweetheart like Callie is if she held a personal vendetta against Octolings. Her role as an Agent is a job, but she wouldn't hold such immense hatred just because they're lesser lifeforms.
She'd have to have a much deeper motivation, like Octolings being responsible for the deaths of the rest of her family, or raiding Calamari when she was little, all of which is my headcanon, in which case she'd absolutely relish nothing more than their absolute end.
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Which one of the unrevealed kits is going to have beacons? The Heavy splat? We've not seen any new weapons with beacons at all yet.
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>>144269680
they'll all have bombs and you know it
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>>144269680

Whatever gets it I really want it to have Inkzooka as the special. The Heavy would probably be the best candidate from what's left.
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>>144269680
>wanting beacons
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>>144270702
It's not that i want them it's that they haven't been used in a kit at all, so it's more than likely one or two will have them.
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I know that for the Octobrushes damage up is a common ability that's stacked but is damage up stacking useful for the Inkbrushes?
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>>144271727
Try a Roller
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>three days ago
>only one yeah
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>>144220949

I don't even have this game and I just have give you props for that im laffin senpai
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>>144273283
Most people here don't have this game.
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>>144274043
that makes way too much sense.
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>>144274453
Have you ever posted a squidster? You've probably never even played this game.
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>>144274594
I mostly just waited in this general until Overwatch came out to be honest. I don't even like lolis.
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Goodnight Annie
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>>144274785
Few people here do ironically. Lolis are old hat.
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To sniff or
not to sniff.
That is the question.
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To sniff or
not to sniff.
That is the question
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>>144256071
what exactly was the problem with the map?
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>>144276348
>>144276545
I mean if your face is embedded in it you don't have much of a choice now, do you.
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>>144276545
Its not a question when there is a single answer.
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>some guy on the other team killing me over and over in one hit with a dynamo
>stays in the lobby and is constantly getting put on the other team
>destroying me every round
>he finally gets put on my team
>he suddenly plays like dogshit
Why?
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>>144277740
Japan loves to sandbag when they see US names.
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Do we know any of the new weapon kits?
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>>144278372
See >>144255923
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>>144278554
Thanks.

Excited to use that splat charger.
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Anyone got any anti-wallfag builds? Getting sick of gals hiding behind their shitter walls.
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>>144278896
Bomb Rush bro
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>>144278896
it was easy when you just needed to throw a bomb to the wall to insta-kill everyone behind it
too bad that was patched
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>>144278896
if walls are keeping you down you might want to avoid Splatoon next week with as a little as two new weapons are getting them as subs. They'll be everywhere.

>>144279218
They removed it, or just nerfed it? I'm sure I've been getting kills recently doing this.
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>>144279615
that was like august or november I think.
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>>144281847
Marie is s a v a g e
And I fucking love her
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i think this game is cute.
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>>144282335
maybe you should buy it then.
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>>144282406
yes
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>>144282335
Cute but very sexual
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Any one have some impressive webms?

chemin chemin
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>>144282909
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>>144282909
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>>144283921
I wonder why the person didn't turn of gyro for this.
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>>144279615
They fixed the splash effect where the exploding impact of a bomb could still kill someone despite being behind their wall. You can still do it though, just depends on the angle and I guess the health of the other inkling
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>>144283921
>All that time wasted setting up for ONE KILL
>Instead of actually contributing to the objective
FUCKING
KILL YOURSELVES
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>>144284692
nigga, they won
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>>144284692
looks like they were already winning if you look at the squid count
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Sloshing Machines buff seems incredibly random but I'll take more manoeuvrability s always welcome though a more consistent hitbox would've been nicer
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>>144285031
Nigga this buff will make the Sloshing Machine Uber
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>>144285165

If you can't stack run speed on it then it still pails compared to Splattershot, N'Zap and and Splash-o-matic
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>>144285329
How retarded do you have to be
It's literally a better Neo Luna Blaster
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>>144284692
You aren't very smart, are you?
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>>144285390

1 shot (at worst a 2 shot) vs 2 shot (at worst a 3 shot). It's got it beat in range but that's about it since shooting around corners and shooting over walls are as good as each other
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>>144285672
Fire speed you dumb fuck
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>>144284692
I know right, those idiots in those private matches setting up dumb stunts to record instead of playing the objective of... wait
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>>144285413
>>144285921
Shut the fuck up faggots that ruin this game
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>luna blaster on enemy team cleaving my anus apart all game long
>luna blaster on my team doing fuck all
>end of game luna blaster on my team went TWO and fucking FOURTEEN
I am so sick of this shitty meme weapon.
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So /ink/ what would be enough to make you consider buying an NX remaster/definitive edition of Splatoon
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>>144287469
If it's just a remaster I wouldn't bother.
If they closed the Wii U servers, I still wouldn't bother.
Goodbye Splatoon, you will not be missed.
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>>144287575

So sequel or nothing then
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They're never going to add sandals, are they?
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>>144287663

you've got sandals with socks. that's good enough
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>people replying to the guy who reposts content to mlg splatoon player facebook page
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>>144287641
Pretty much. I want more, not more of the same.
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>>144287728
I thought the page was taken down.
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>>144287728
Pls explain
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http://www.nintendo.com.au/support/index.php?action=help&helpcatID=353#Q0
http://www.nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280
English Patch notes
>Please note: up to 768 MB of available storage is required to perform this software update
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>>144290310

Good thing I don't save scum any more.All I need is to know what the gear for these new weapons are in case I want to create a new set
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>>144290310
>Heavy reduction on the Zink Mini
Finally.
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>>144290310
>luna buffed
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>>144290869

only default
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>>144290310
>rapid blaster pro spread when jumping reduced by 50%
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>>144290937
still a luna
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>>144290310
>Reduced the distance the player is moved backwards when placing an Ink Mine
Wow, it's fucking nothing. I have literally never noticed this effect until I tested it just now. I would prefer if they made it placed faster, and/or make it where you can place it in midair and have it fall until it hits solid ground and deploys or disappears if the surface is unsuitable(glass floor, water, etc.).
>>
>Stealth Jump ▼ When doing a Super Jump with this ability equipped, you can’t perform any attacks until you have completely landed.

Interesting.
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>>144290310
>Stealth Jump nerf
Thank god, I hated when rollers would kill me before they even landed.
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>>144287469
For me to justify the purchase, they would need a longer campaign (maybe a prequel with the captain or something) and regional matchmaking.
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>>144292813

Bamboozler only single player. I'll pass
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>>144292813
Prossibly a flashback where you alternate between playing as Agent 1 and 2.
You know, back when Octavio was only one of many Octarian Generals. Back when shit was real.
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>>144290310
>Heavy reduction on the Zink Mini
>Low on the Refurb
Medium didn't seem that bad, if it were suction bombs i suppose medium would be more justified though
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>>144290869
>>144291101
Luna is a fan favorite in Japan
They think it's one of the coolest weapons in the game
Same with E-Liter, Dynamo, Gals; meta weapons are encouraged, not frowned upon
Shows just how pissy and triggered western players are
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>>144291880
Take your buffs and be happy you greedyguts
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>>144295425
I never see anyone use the standard Luna, i dropped it myself a long while ago. The neo just blows it out of the water
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>>144295849
Same deal
There is no negative stigma for the Luna in Japan, Neo or not
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>>144296097
The only Luna players that really bothered me were the quick respawn stackers before the special reduction was a thing. That was really fucking messy
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>>144295642
Can something so minute even be considered a buff? Especially on a sub that sees so little use due to being ineffective 90% of the time, and said supposed buff does absolutely nothing to change that?

And this right here >>144295849 actually adds to my point. Base luna blaster has mines, neo does not, and base luna almost never sees use. There's also two other weapons with ink mines that absolutely do not see any use due to another version that has kraken, as well as bombs, both of which were added in the Sheldon's picks 1 update.

Mines do fuck-all most of the time, they're hard to place in a pinch, they auto-detonate after an insignificant amount of time which makes them fucking pointless for anything other than near immediate use, and only with the last balance update did they receive the ability to place one while you already have one placed elsewhere, and that gets rid of the already set one.

Mines desperately need some kind of real buff to make them relevant, because as they are right now, they're next to fucking useless and if they were suddenly taken out of the game hardly anyone would even fucking notice.
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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i want to snap callie's neck
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>>144288958
Still up.

>>144289519
Occasionally, a person would post here and say post impressive webms or something like that, then save them and post them to this facebook page: /MLGSplatoon
If you scroll down, you can see a screenshot on a post from /ink/.
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>>144297386
And now you're shilling people to visit this Facebook page.
Fuck off shill.
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>>144297485
How do you interpret my complaining post as a marketing attempt? It's a proper issue, you can see webms commonly posted in /ink/.
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>>144159797
Update which automatically bans everyone using hat of tryhard with chargers when?
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>>144297865
>i refuse to adapt to a challenging situation!!!
>instead, these people who are better than me should not be allowed to play!!
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>>144297997
This
just get gud
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>>144265179
>>144264782
>>144264661
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>>144297997
>he really thinks damage up stackers are good
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>>144290310
>buffing blasters
For what purpose?
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>>144297997
>these people who are better than me
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>>144298348
If you are better than them, why are you complaining?
>>
>>144298837
Who said I am? Crazy idea, I know, but there are multiple people in this thread.
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>blaster buff
>kraken nzap
>charger with a fucking wall
are they trying to kill the game on purpose?
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>>144290310
>△When repeatedly using swinging attacks, ink will also be painted where you are standing.

I've said it before but man is this a really good buff that brushes got. Can't wait.

Anyone else excited for the new Splat charger? Splash Wall and Echo on a one shot kill weapon with good range is god tier.
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>>144299263
Kinda pissed that there are TWO Splatterscopes with Wail now
Where's the fucking variety
>>
>>144299551
Disregard me I am capital retard
>>
The matchmaker can fuck off already. For like the last 10 games or so there's been at least one guy on my team who gets no fucking kills. Why the fuck is it constantly dropping these shitters on my side?
>>
>>144299915
>implying kills matter
unless they don't play the objective too
>>
>2 Maps in the rotation
>End up playing 1 of them nearly the entire time
How is there not a checker for the last map i played or something
>>
>been wanting to get back into the game
>haven't played since like september or some shit

how's it changed since then?
>>
>>144300030
>he fell for the kills don't matter meme
Kills do matter. They aren't THE most important thing, but they're not unimportant by a long shot.
>>
>>144300030
>>144300273
>Spend entire game on the tower
>Most kills
>Fewest deaths
>Using a Splat Roller
No excuses
>>
>>144300231
It didn't, it's still jappening: the lag the charger the experience
>>144300384
>implying splat roller is not one of the best tower weapons
Now do it with H-3
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>>144300231
A lot. Lots of patches and updates and nerfs and buffs and stacks of new weapons.

And Callie was confirmed for worshiping Satan.
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>>144300469
>Rollers
>Good
>On Tower Control
Laughing for hours, you just made my day
>>
>>144300661
>splat bomb
>oneshot weapon with big spread for control tiny area: the mode
>bad
nice bait
>>
I am SO FUCKING HYPED for the Bento Splatterscope. Words can't describe how happy I am that we got a Splatterscope with wallhacks.

I've always thought that the Scoped E-Litre was the best charger in the game because sniper plus wallhacks is OP. I think the Bento puts the two long-range chargers on more equal ground, and it'll be interesting to see what happens to the E-Litre's usage and popularity.

N-Zap 83 is the first Kraken weapon that's a balanced, automatic midrange shooter. I noticed this ages ago, and I'd guessed that they wanted to avoid putting Kraken on weapons that were too easy or simple to use (e.g. a Splattershot).

Not sure about the Point Sensors though. With the Neo Sploosh and Heavy Splatling Deco, we have a short, mid, and long range weapon with the Point Sensor + Kraken kit.

Burst Bombs on a Range Blaster, holy shit. Seems like a pretty elegant way to cover its close-range weakness. There's a bit of a parallel to the E-Litre's kits, I think. Hope it gets light depletion!
>>
I am SO FUCKING HYPED for the Bento Splatterscope. Words can't describe how happy I am that we got a Splatterscope with wallhacks.

I've always thought that the Scoped E-Litre was the best charger in the game because sniper plus wallhacks is OP. I think the Bento puts the two long-range chargers on more equal ground, and it'll be interesting to see what happens to the E-Litre's usage and popularity.

N-Zap 83 is the first Kraken weapon that's a balanced, automatic midrange shooter. I noticed this ages ago, and I'd guessed that they wanted to avoid putting Kraken on weapons that were too easy or simple to use (e.g. a Splattershot).

Not sure about the Point Sensors though. With the Neo Sploosh and Heavy Splatling Deco, we have a short, mid, and long range weapon with the Point Sensor + Kraken kit.

Burst Bombs on a Range Blaster, holy shit. Seems like a pretty elegant way to cover its close-range weakness. There's a bit of a parallel to the E-Litre's kits, I think. Hope it gets light depletion!
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>>144230932
Is this drawfag still alive
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>>144301083
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>>144300231
What was out back in September? I think you may not have even seen all the new maps.
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>>144300906
I feel like ninty's goal here is to get people to increase their weapon variety. the addition of the wasabi drew people away from the tentakek, and hopefully this new nzap will do the same. the new charger will get people off eliters, the new range blaster will bet people off the crb (maybe), etc
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>>144301230
Not what I asked but thanks, I haven't seen the full image
>>
So wait seriously? kraken on the new zap gun?
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>>144301315

Seems like it, yeah.

I always got the impression that they wanted people to play the game with skill, rather than using cheap easy-win tactics.

With the Stealth Jump nerf has nerfed the suicide Dynamo playstyle into oblivion, for example.
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>>144302000
Yeah, i hope it has heavy reduction on it. It's literally the kraken gun
>>
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GETS TO S PLUS WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING USE ALTERNATIVE ROUTES WHEN WE'RE GETTING PUSHED

JESUS CHRIST EVERY FUCKING MAP HAS PROTECTED ROUTES IF THEY PUSH DOWN CENTER

HOW ARE YOU THIS TERRIBLE
>>
>>144302317
>been maining zap guns for turf war/splatfest for so long
>have a nice special charge up set because of them
>kraken gun announced
>my genitals are moving on their own
>>
>>144301230
The hate for the Jap fedora was huge back then.
Jap Fedora
White Anchor Tee
Blue Moto Boots

when Ninja Squid only needed like two subs swim speed to go normal speed
>>
GUESS WHAT FAGGGETS

IF WE ALL FUNNEL DOWN THE SAME PATH

WE LOSE

HOW ABOUT YOU WORTHLESS SHITS DO SOMETHING

LIKE TAKE ALTERNATIVE ROUTES

HOW ABOUT YOU EQUIP YOURSELF WITH WEAPONS

THAT DON'T ADVANTAGE YOU IN ONLY ONE WAY

HOW ABOUT CHARGING UP YOUR SPECIALS INSTEAD OF JUST CHARING AHEAD

YOU WORHTLESS FUCKS
>>
YOU SPENT

THE FIRST 15 SECONDS OF A MATCH

PAINTING OUR BASES TURF

IN FUCKING S PLUS

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>
>>144304012
So... the better items in the game were hated because they were used by skilled players.
This is why /ink/ is shit.
>>
THAT'S RIGHT

FUCK OFF YOU SHIT
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>>144304536
spot the orange juice
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>>144304406
You charge your Special before going in you dumb fuck.
>>
>>144304638
I'm not that guy but the problem here if the other guy isn't exaggerating is that the person spent 15 seconds building special. Even if you take count of everyone on your team inking upwards it shouldn't take that long to build your first special even Inkzooka.
>>
FLANK THEM

YOU CUNTS

FLANK THEM

WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY THINK YOU'RE GOING

DOWN THE MIDDLE

STOP

BEING SUCH GODDAMN

FUCKING

RETARDS

GOD WHY AM I THE ONLY FUCK WIT THAT KNOWS HOW TO FLANKS

YOU WORTHLESS SHIT COVER THE FUCKING SZ

GOD FUCK
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>>144304783
So they waited behind and counted to see how much time they wasted?
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>>144304908
You can just look up to see the timer and your map shows their location.
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>>144304903
I hate to break it to you, but none of your teammates can hear you. And they aren't here to read your posts.
Vent by shouting at your screen rather than shitposting in vain. It will calm you more.
>>
IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING SPLATLING

ALWAYS

A BRUSH

A SPLATLING

SOME DUMB BULLSHIT WEAPON

YOU DIDN'T GET HERE TO S PLUS ON THAT WEAPON

I'M 100% SURE OF THAT

YOU GOT HERE ON AN ACTUAL GOOD WEAPON

FUCK
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>>144305086
>Shitting on Splatlings
You deserve whatever fuckery comes your way.
>>
NOT GOING TO EVEN GIVE YOU A GODDAMN CHANCE SPLATLING

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOUR KIND

FUCK OFF

NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>
AND FUUUUCK YOU TOO

FUCK ALL YOU SPLATLING

YOU'RE ALWAYS A DRAG ON YOUR TEAM

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AWFUL
>>
OHHH AND ESPCAILLY YOU HYDRA

YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE YOUR RANGE TO COVER THE SPLAT ZONE

SO TYPICAL

SO

FUCKING

TYPICAL

OF FUCKING HYDRA PLAYERS

GOD

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
>>
English patch notes
>http://www.nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280

>Zink mini and stealth are the only nerfs
fuck
>>
>>144306231
what else needs to be nerfed at this point
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>>144306296
Jap latency advantage
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>>144306231
>buffing luna
for WHAT purpose
>>
Is there a list of what weapons have what light/medium/heavy special reduction after death?
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>>144306660
check the wiki
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>>144306774
I have but there's nothing them from what I see
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>>144306660
The 2.7 patch notes
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>>144302317

It really needs to have light depletion. Sploosh, Octobrush, Slosher Deco, and Custom Jet do. N-Zap isn't OP enough to warrant it, IMO.
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>>144306873
that's pretty shitty, the special depletion page redirects to the 2.7 patch notes
maybe one day they'll make a page for it
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>>144306558
It takes forever for the Luna Blaster to build up Inkzooka. It's fine. Hardly anyone uses the standard luna outside of Tower Control anyway and they are usually suiciding too much to even build it.
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>>144307016
Those weapons mostly suck though.
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>>144307016
NZap will probably be the fastest Kraken builder in the game. I expect Medium Depletion
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What is the kraken zappers sub?
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>>144307681
Point sensor I think they said
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>>144307738
Not him, but isn't that combo (point sensor and kraken) the exact same as what the Neo Sploosh has?
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>>144307932
It's not like it would be the first time kits are shared
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>>144307016
I suggested heavy because of how quickly it'd build with 2 mains or a quad.
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>>144307738
>being able to track targets with a high rate of fire and fairly accurate weapon and being able to kraken
WHEW FUCKYES PATCH COME NOW YES
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>>144307016
Aside from the sploosh all those weapons cover turf slow making it nessescary to have fast build ups, n zap is one of the fastest guns to cover turf and giving it a light depletion would be retarded when it has a panic button like that
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>go 10/1 in a match
>didnt ink 400p
fucking octobrush ambush tactics
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>>144308843
Not to mention it has the same range as a Splattershot
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>>144306231
>Downloading updates will not affect any of your saved data.
ANTI-EDITFAGS BTFO
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>with the kraken zapper news I slap on my special charge up set
>toss on the zap guns
>throwing out echolocators fast as fuck
>inkstrikes out the ass
the new zap gun cant come fast enough
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Okay seriously. Who THE FUCK, thought e-liters having THIS MUCH GODDAMN RANGE, is a fucking good idea? Every single fucking game with an e-liter in it turns into a camping sniper fest, and slows EVERYTHING the fuck down. IN A FUCKING FAST PACED SHOOTER GAME. But no, this is totally fucking fine. It's okay to make it COMPLETELY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to win any game that has an e-liter in it because all they do is camp way outside your range where you have ZERO FUCKING CHANCE to kill them, but they're able to kill you no problem.

Even when the shitter is on your team, you're basically down a guy when it comes time to push near the enemy base, because these assholes NEVER FUCKING MOVE out of their goddamn camp spots. It's a fucking no-win scenario, either you have one on your team and he's useless outside of maybe shooting guys near your side of the map, the enemy team has one and you can't get in for shit because he doesn't even have to move very far from the spawn pad to be in effective range, or there's one on both teams and you have to deal with both sides of this bullshit.
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>>144310138
...How does that BTFO anybody?
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>>144310227
Because all my edited gear will stay that way post-patch.
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I tried going to the NZap from the Splashomatic but the NZap turfs awkward.

It does paint well but it has more gaps between the ink droplets. Can't deal
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>>144310224
Devs can't aim so is balanced :)))))))))
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>>144310224
>A sniper having a lot of range
That's forbidden territory right there how dare they!

A good sniper will always be good no matter what game
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>>144310138
cheating is okay as long as everyone has access right guys
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>>144310224
Get gud you goddamn shitter.
Snipers are a staple to every game involving guns.
Nice pasta.
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>>144310306
Have you used it since 2.7? They made it paint more consistently.
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>>144310293
So? That doesn't affect anyone.
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>>144310293
enjoy your 1% edge in a childrens game i guess
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>>144310391
Yeah I have. It paints better but the Splash is a better one. The run speed is pretty amazing on the nzap though.
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>>144310306
>>144310391
I'm a Splash main and I've noticed the same thing.
Either the Zap has smaller coverage than the Splash, or it's offset since its droplets being spread out further due to its longer range. Either way it paints very differently compared to the extremely speedy Splash-O-Matic.
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>>144310318
>>144310356

A good sniper in this game is untouchable due to how the bullets dropping in this game. I can't think of another game where long-range sniping is so free. It only gets worse when they know how to jumpshot. The maps aren't designed for the E-Liter to be balanced, as they all have wide-open middle sections, usually with height advantages.
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>>144310608
That's the case with virtually every sniper in virtually every game.

Play Overwatch for a little while, and realize how mediocre the E-Liter really is as snipers go.
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>>144310774
>That's the case with virtually every sniper in virtually every game.
Virtually every other game with hitscan snipers has a bunch of other weapons that can at least challenge it and do a little bit of damage.

Widowmaker requires headshots, and the majority of classes don't have bullets that hit the ground after a few meters.
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>>144306873

It's listed on the right side on each weapon's page.
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>>144308843
>all those weapons cover turf slow

Octobrush paints pretty quickly.
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>>144310306

Not surprising, honestly. Splash has the second or third highest painting rate in the game.
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>>144310318
It's not about how good they are, it's about how NO FUCKING RISK this shit is. Especially on some fucking maps on some modes, like the fucking current one where on the depot they just sit on the upper area just after leaving spawn, and they're basically able to hit almost all the way to the center of the map.

You only have FOUR ways up, all of which are very open and visible from up there so they see you coming a mile away, and this is IF you survive long enough make it past them sniping at you the whole time(plus the rest of the enemy team) to even get up there in the first place.

>>144310356
>le git gud meme
>le nice pasta meme
Fuck off you meme spouting shit. No amount of git gud is gonna make up for a fucking e-liter camping in a completely safe area shooting you from almost halfway across the fucking map while you also have to contend with the rest of the enemy team harassing you the entire time you're trying to get to him. Even if you manage to get to where they're set up at, you have to deal with either a kraken that they are pretty much guaranteed to have charged up by the time you get close enough to attack, or you have to deal with their damage stacked burst bombs.

>Snipers are a staple to every game involving guns
Fuck outta here with this weak-ass shit. Other games involving guns require a sniper get headshots for a one-hit kill. An e-liter only needs one hit, and it doesn't give a fuck where it hits. Other games with guns also generally DON'T fucking require you to basically give away your position in order to move around, much less move in closer to the sniper.
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This is the most beautiful weapon in the game.
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>>144311858
You're completely right. E-Liters are a broken and flawed idea and should be removed.
What's this? They're still in the game? No amount of complaining and bitching will do anything about it? Oh no!
Looks like the only thing left to do is to just get gud.
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>>144311858
Why don't you just play e-liter? According to you you should get 0 deaths and win with no difficulty.
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Marie is a genius
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>>144311874
It really is.
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>fucking kraken zap gun coming out
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>>144311858
Then that's the maps fault, not snipers.

Yes it's obvious they didn't account for chargers being this powerful and thus have changed multiple maps to help combat that. A few other maps could use work but that's it. Snipers are not untouchable death turrets you think they are there's ways to combat them anyway, I rarely see a sniper go 0 deaths they usually go slightly positive k/d ratios which is easily done with every other weapon. They're fine but I guess people will always complain about something, if there were no e-liters it would be splat chargers that get bitched about.
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>>144312539
Fuck off with this Undertale cancer shit
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>>144312539
You wont be cheering like that when you're fed up of facing japs abusing it just like the old kraken and gals.
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>>144312680
Their Luna bullshit numbed me to any other shit they can pull off.
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>>144310224
I only move if you and the other two faggets move. Deal with it.
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>>144313256
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>>144313558
I really hope Octolings are the main characters in Splatoon 2. They have a much better design that any of the Squids, and their voices are so much cuter. Maybe there will even be Octopus Sisters, and you get to fight beside them and overthrow the Squids from the overworld, banishing them underground instead. That would be amazing.
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>>144312546
maps need to be bigger
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what does the new memespray have
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>>144314060
aerospray stopped being a meme months and months ago you fucking retard

we dont know what the new one has yet
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>>144313901
See how the Squids like being trapped in the dark with no power. Octolings finally the peaceful rulers once more.
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>>144314334
git gud
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When does this patch with the new weapons hit?
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>>144314712
never
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Please Splatoon gods hear my cry: I need a better weapon to get the splatbomb & bubbler combo than the splattershot jr.
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>>144310224
I'll have to agree with the argument that it really does slow down the game. I find myself sometimes waiting for the perfect opportunity to splat the charger because moving in haphazardly could lead to getting splatted.

It's different from say an ambushing roller that can be impeded on by doing what the game is about: inking turf. Even if you don't know where they are.

But the charger you 90% know where they are and if the charger isn't an absolute shitter they are going to splat you the moment they get a shot. So you have to play around them which just slows the game down. But this is because there are only 2-4 ways to go on the map and most have no cover.
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>>144314586
See you in Splatoon 2 Squidcuck ;*)
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>>144311858

Inkzooka is this game's sniper counter.

What you're supposed to do (in theory) is stay out of their range, which forces them to advance into unsafe areas or stay back and wait it out. Then, once their teammates are down, you pop Zooka, Splat them, and start a push.
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>>144314992
Now that you bring this up that is the only weapon in the game that has a damaging sub with bubbler. I guess Sprinkler can count as damaging but you know
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>>144314992

That will be the Aerospray's kit
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Please remember, it's cannon that Octarians won the first great turfwar, also remember that Inklings cheated to win the second great turfwar
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>>144315535
gonna load your sorry ass into a cannon if you keep this up
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>>144310224
dodge them fool. if i can, you can. you can, unless youre bad or something. youre not bad are you?
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>>144312662
that is not undertale. not knowing things is equally as cancerous
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>>144315640
>dodge a charger shot

You don't dodge them. They just miss. Pray for their shitty aim
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>>144315535
Reminder that there will be no Squids in Splatoon 2. It will be only about Octolings vs Nautilus.
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>>144315451
Because Bubbler is the best special they had to keep it in check. Is there any better feeling than sharing it with your team to push for game?
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>>144313901
FUCK THE SQUIDS
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>>144315985
>>144315985
>>144315985
New thread
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>>144315849
you havent seen me play, daddyo
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>>144315889
Pushing as a team in general is great
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>>144316150
Do you use webm for retards? What settings to you use to get it that length and quality?
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>>144316447
Record it with a potato and edit it with a toaster
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>>144316447
That was webm for retards yeah. I use the older version for when I was to make really long ones with shit but viewable quality. The newer one goes for QUALITY too much and cuts the video length. Also lowering the resolution helps as that one is a 500x280.

If I tried to do the same thing with the newer version it would look a lot better but you wouldn't hit that length no matter how low you set the bitrate.

https://my.mixtape.moe/qljadi.webm

I don't have the source video for that webm anymore but I could probably play around with a recent match and see if I could hit 1 minute with "okay" quality.
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>>144315640
This.
Also, don't super jump in a game with E Liters.... ever. Jap lag plus maps with easy sniping/camping spots means that by the time you land, you'll be able to move away from its line of sight for about half a second before getting splatted and getting mad at how you just gave that player a free kill.
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>>144316842
So the older version of webm for retards is the only way to get that length? That really sucks, but I'm glad I'm not crazy since I've been using the newer version and have not been able to hit higher than 55 seconds while maintaining the 3mb size limit. Any advice for the newer version or is it best to just stick with the old one on github?
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>>144316842
>>144316150
Was this suppose to be impressive?
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>>144317204
Yes.

>>144317176
Pretty much. I try everything using the new version and it is hard to get a length of like a minute with the filesize limit. It prioritizes quality over hitting the duration; however, the older version will LOWER quality to hit the length if it can.

I just have them both installed. If the newer one I can't hit the desired length I just try the older one.
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>>144317508
Thanks for your help. Sucks that the new one can't just be corrected to at least have the option of length over quality.
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