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>News
- Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176
- New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music.
- A collaboration with CoroCoro drops early this summer! The 'CoroCoro Roller' is a Splat Roller equipped with Splash Walls and Inkzooka. There will also be the CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
- Another Splatoon Wii U bundle has been announced in Japan. It will include contents of the Wii U Premium Pack, a pre-loaded Splatoon on the Wii U, and the Marie & Callie amiibo figures. The bundle will be released on July 7th in Japan for 39,960 Yen.
- Two new Splatoon dioramas are coming in July in Japan! One is a Squid Sisters stage, and the other Kelp Dome. You can place amiibos on them!

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>>143889091
I want to rub callies tummy
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Friends with Octolings!
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>>143889307
Let's do it!
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>>143889291
callie's tummy is adorable
i wish there were more art of it
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>>143889307
>>143889401
When are the Octofags going to die
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>>143889998
soon (tm)
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did babt ever give us our birthday gift
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>>143889998
Never, probably. Even if the race was never spoken of again in the future.
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>>143890268
Sadly, he hasn't. Time to kill myself.
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>Any Japanese Splatoon fans that plan on picking up the Splatoon Live in Makuhari -Squid Sisters Live- album from Ebten will be able to grab themselves this sweet purchase bonus poster for free!
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>>143890674
Nice meme.
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>>143890996
Meanwhile in NoA.....
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>>143890996
I eagerly await an upload of the album.
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>>143888645
>>143888887

Cont.

Burst Bomb or Splash Wall to fix H-3?
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>>143891752
BB

Stack damage to reach 49,9 per shot and kill forever.
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>>143891752
Splash wall would make it a slower 96 gal and burst bomb would make it a slower l-3. I say disruptors or it's just ripping off other weapons.
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I want to cum in Callie's milkshake
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>>143891752
I thought L and H weapons are supposed to be dynamic, a splash wall doesn't fit them much
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>>143896060
>male takolings
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>>143895760
She'd especially enjoy it made with love, I'm sure
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>>143896182
>Male Takolings disguised like females
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is the disruptor/inkzooka combo the least liked loadout in the game? none of the weapons with that loadout are used.
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>>143896552
>Callie finds out you came in her milkshake
>Starts asking you to do it every time she gets one
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>>143896552
>>143897183
Go back to obsessing over tentacles
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>>143889091
Are the Wii U's and Dioramas really news worthy? I mean they're Japan only...
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>>143889572
I want to grate cheeze on it!
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>>143898885
they're both talking about callie.
and talking about callie is what i do, not obsess over her tentacles. that's just a part.
>>143899391
that's not a tummy!
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>>143899118
Those dioramas will be up for import probably.
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>>143899560
There is just a bit too much talk of cum in this general
Cute girl and all but wanting her to drink the stuff jesus christ you people
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>>143899560
A tummy is a stomach is an abdomen. And Callie's is the strongest and the tightest and the indestructiblest and the best! If you like the idea of bloated girls than power to you, but invincible girls are the best girls.
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>>143899118
>implying anything japan-exclusive is impossible to get here
i don't know what i'd do if that were true
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>>143900171
>If you like the idea of bloated girls than power to you, but invincible girls are best girls
I hate these "I'm reasonable but my opinions are still better" kinds of posts
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>>143900183
My brightness was turned down too much and at first I thought this was meant to be one of those jumpscare images.
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>>143900171
tummies are soft
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>>143900356
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>>143900356
It's a form of haughty courtesy. Stating whatever you like is second grade is still better than saying you shouldn't or shouldn't be allowed to like it.
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>>143900171
>bloated
jeez, talk about high standards
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Soon?
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>>143900613
A tummy is whatever is found on the opposite side of the back.
What you're thinking of is a "foopa".
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>>143901049
i am most definitely not thinking of a "foopa" thank you very much
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>>143900936

Soon
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>>143901164
You should just make a Callie Tulpa
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I'm going to marry Callie before she carries me over the threshold!
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>>143889091
>CoroCoro Cap (Damage Up) and the CoroCoro Parka (Cold-Blooded).
This is the only confirmed gear?
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>>143900921
A flat stomach isn't that high of a standard. In fact it's more like a requirement of pop stars, which Callie is. So...
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>>143901198
how soon?
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>>143901385
>You will never win the annual Carbon-Roller-Pushing marathon alongside Callie
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>>143901304
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>>143901475
RIGHT NOW CHECK CNN
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>tfw shill anon died
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>>143901694
you couldn't even push a carbon roller.
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>>143901806
Who?
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>>143901806
im still here, just became an octoling
there was at least one other one, wonder he went
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>>143902003
Kill yourself.
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>>143901847
Can't say for sure how heavy the roll section would be, but considering the frame is built like a lightweight high-performance bicycle, I can confidently say I'd be able to easily push a Carbon Roller.
I got fit anon, Callie told me to.
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>>143901806

There are always shills
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>>143902150
Nice blog.
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>>143902003
I don't think they're talking about you Woomyhud. You fucking whore.
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>>143902289
The only blog part was the last eight words.
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>>143902003
off thyself
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>>143901697
Well why not?
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HEY GUYS

WE'RE WINNING

WE'RE WINNING SPLATZONES

MAN

THIS IS SO FUN

I'M GOIGN TO PUSH INTO THEIR BASE

HAHAHAHAH

I'M SPLATTING UP THEIR WHOLE BASE

HAHAHAHHAHA

I HAVE THEIR WHOLE SPAWN PIONT COVERED


AHAHAHAHAHAHAA- OH
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>>143902364
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>>143902148
>>143902364
>>143902617
Also lost my shill squid in a harddrive failure
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>>143902775
>Spawncamping in Ranked
You goddamn retard.
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>>143903030
good
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>>143896696
what
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>>143903030
But how can I know the specials and savings if there's no shill?
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I HOLD A SPLATZONE

ALMOST ALL FUCKING BY MYSELF

FOR HALF THE MATCH

AND THE THREE OF YOU CAN'T HOLD THE OTHER

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>143901806
what are you even talking about >>143904836
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO HELP US?
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>>143904836
I think you're the one that needs to kill yourself at this point. You have the worst luck of any man alive. Have you ever won a game?
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IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING SPLATLING

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

OH AND GUESS WHAT THE SHORT RANGED SHOOTER ARE DOING

IGNORING THE FUCKING BEACONS

WORTHLESS

ALL OF YOU
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good night /ink/
you can't escape friendship
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>>143906526
Die in your sleep race traitor.
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>>143904995
No, he sucks too much
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>>143906526
Octolings are the flat chests of the Splatoon world
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>>143906784
Actually they're the same.
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>>143906526
i think i'm gonna switch default images for my goodnight posts
with annie, disgusting lies and now even circlejerk varieties of the regular, i think a change is called for
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>>143906981
What lies
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>>143906526
Idea: This picture, but edited to be anon strangling an Octoling while Callie watches and squees in delight
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>>143907146
the original insinuation of the octoling picture, that i would rather snuggle a filthy octoling than my sweet little callie plush.
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>>143907150
No, it would be Callie mercilessly bludgeoning the Octolings face in with her bare fists while anon tries to hold her back.
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>>143907326
I added the plush there, and you are still snuggling
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>>143907423
>Implying anon would try to hold her back for doing God's work as well as removing an intruder from their house
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>>143902164
D-do I keep it?
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>>143906981
just burn this shitty meme
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>>143907532

What weapon(s) are you using with that set?
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JESUS CHRIST

STOP SWIMMING RIGHT INTO THEIR GODDAMN INK

USE ALTERNATIVE PATHS

WHY ARE YOU SO AWFUL

GOD

FUCKING

CHRIST

WE'RE IN S RANK
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>>143907751
>s rank
>anon is s rank
>he's having all this trouble in s rank
you have lost my respect, caps anon
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>>143907523
Callie would end any Octoling she sees, it's her job. She took an oath as an Agent.
But I don't think anon, or any anon, could prepare themselves for the level of unadulterated violence Angelsquid is capable of.
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>>143907682
To keep the theme of Samurai to a certain degree, All above brushes, Bamboozlers and Splat/Hero Roller
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HOW CAN YOU BE SO AWFUL AS TO GIVE UP A 50 POINT ADVANTAGE

STOP RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE

FOR FUCKS SAKE

ALTERNATIVE ROUTES

GOD PLEASE SUICIDE ALREADY
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>>143907326
Oh right
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>>143907751
>isn't good enough to carry his team to victory in S
>complains
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>>143889091
>Lobby randomizer
Okay that's new
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>>143908338
>It's everyone's fault but mine that we lost!
I love this mentality
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>>143904836
>>143905418
>>143907751
>>143908338
Plot twist; Anon is talking about his own mistakes, and contemplating ending his own life all the while.
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>>143908708
based randomizer anon
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>i'm losing
>i'm losing
>oh my god i'm losing
>look guys i'm losing
>hey i'm losing
does this guy ever shut the fuck up
holy shit, hurry up and trash your wii u already
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>>143908082

I lean towards keepu then since most of those weapons have light depletion and even 3 subs can help you not feel the special loss of a splat.
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I find weird that the Inlkings don't wear socks with regular shoes, but they wear socks with sandals.
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>>143909131
I find it weird that the inklings don't get taller when they put on the sandals. their legs just get shorter.
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Any art of the Squid Sisters in high heels?
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>>143908959
B rank detected
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>>143909606
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>>143909606
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>>143909817
SEXY AND GAY
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>>143909934
Damn that's a sophisticated looking Marie.
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>>143910540
No shit they're gay.
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>>143909817
That looks like they shopped out some anime girls and added the squid sisters in. The art styles don't look similar
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>>143889091
>- lobby randomizer: http://woomy.github.io/Splatoon-Kit-Randomiser/index.html
That's cool.
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>>143910832
I wonder if they are considering a threesome with (of course female) agent 3
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>>143911128
Developers confirmed Green Woomy is canon Agent3.
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>>143892097
This, disruptors and Kraken and it's the perfect Bully weapon.
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>>143911040
bravo gets an easy win, unless alpha's eliters are god tier
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>>143911128
They probably end up just going at each other while the third wheel gets left out.
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>>143890268
He's been too preoccupied with Overwatch.
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>>143911621
It's Moray, E-liters are king. Alpha wins
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>>143891752
Neither of them. What H-3 needs is shorter cooldown.
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>>143911128
No
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>>143911370
Why Green? That just clashes with Marie then.

>>143911621
Are you sure? I here everyone going on about E-Liters in Moray Towers
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Is there any better feeling then making a mad dash and killing their entire team?
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>>143912223
Killing people with Inkstrike.
I want to marry the guy who buffed Recon.
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>>143909606
I was going to ask that exact question.
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>>143912223
Getting quads as well as a quad kill
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>>143912050
I think it's a deep green Woomy, Marie's secondary color is much lighter. Almost turquoise green.
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>>143912223
Fapping to Marie lewds for 6 hours straight.
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>>143912449
Just tell her how you feel, Callie.
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>>143909606
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>>143912382
>512x512
>svg
I didn't realise they upgraded their icons.
Time to get rid of these old 128s
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>>143912697
Whoever decided that this is the way the teams of the fest would be, I want to buy them a drink. And buy the artist that designed these outfits two drinks.
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>>143909606
I guess this counts
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GET ON THE TOWER
GET ON THE TOWER
GET ON THE TOWER
GET ON THE TOWER
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>>143913219
DO IT YOURSELF
DO IT YOURSELF
DO IT YOURSELF
DO IT YOURSELF
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>>143912697
This artist sucks, but the sideboob is top notch.
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So are sloshers good
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>>143913532
Good for a laugh when you splat them.
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>>143911040
splat zones icon kinda sucks, can't think of a better icon though
maybe a glowing square or some shit
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>>143913532
They can be. There's nothing they can do that a Shooter can't though.
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>>143913695
Yeah, I've noticed that
It's weird that they pushed the whole "get ink over walls" gimmick when most buckets don't have enough range to make it work
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>>143913695
Nah, sloshers have the vertical range/coverage that shooters don't.
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Octobrush or inkbrush
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>>143914080
Well that's a pile of shit. Any shooter short of a Gal can shoot higher and cover turf faster than a Slosher.
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>>143913665
Yeah, I had to come up with some OC design for SplatZones. I think maybe a glowing dotted line square inside the split ink splat indicating a zone could work.
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>>143914248
Carbon Roller.
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>>143913517
>This artist sucks
???
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>>143913882
>when most buckets don't have enough range to make it work
This, and the One Sloshing Machine they had to really push the mechanic ended up feeling like yet another Blaster.
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>>143914248

I prefer the Octobrushes but the Permanent Inkbrush is pretty good too.
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where did the daily manmenmis go???
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>>143914513
Discord
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>>143914248
Octobrush if you want to kill people with the weapon itself more. Perma Brush if you just want to spam kraken faster.
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>>143914248
octobrush with 2 damage up mains 2 shots
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>>143914254
that might work better. i thought turf war when i saw the paint splatter at first
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>>143914420
Yes, that's right. They've made some real shit.
>>143890365
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>>143914248
That's helpful thanks
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>>143914774
Not if you're fighting Japs
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>>143914883
I quite enjoy it, but maybe i'm just pleb shit.
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>sniper on my team in turf war
>lose
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>>143915485
I meant they can fuck up the faces sometimes, but looking at this I realize their textures do look way too plasticky and doll-like. Kinda disturbing.
And what is on her elbow there?
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N-Zap 89 or Wasabi Splattershot?
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When are we getting 3 maps per rotation? I'm tired of having to sit out because they're shit for the next 3 rotations
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>>143916919
You know exactly why that's not gonna happen
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>>143915485
Nah, man. Call it an appeal to authority, but the only one or two people I've ever heard talk shit about them don't exactly speak volumes against the thousands of followers they have.
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>>143917178
An appeal to popularity, bandwagon, whatever.
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>>143917101
Why there's no harm
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>>143916878

Got to dish out those spicy wasabi splats
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>>143917178
I had no idea they made so many of the pieces i enjoyed.
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>>143914775
v2
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>>143915938
looking at those images I can see your point, the skins looks a bit to shiny, like it was polished or something like that
but desu I liked them
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>>143917706
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>>143917978
I can appreciate them too; but they're by no means good artwork.
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Legalize Octoling Marriage
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>>143918223
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>>143917178
The same thing can be said about taka-michi, there's always someone ready to complain about them looking rubbery or something. I do like it but most of it is nsfw
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>>143918661
Come at me fucker.
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>>143918223
>misusing a semicolon
shitter detected
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>>143918971
That's the same deal as with this artist. They draw exactly what you want to see, it just doesn't look good.
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>>143918971
taka-michi's art can be good, but their rubber problem is much, much worse than whatever supposed skin problem pucchi_dayo's drawings have
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>>143919317
Taka-michi's characters look like their wrapped in clingwrap. >>143917520
Potato_mayonaise's characters look like porcelain dolls. >>143915485
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i'm looking for some good splatoon related wallpapers for android. anyone have any good ones, or know where I can find some?
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>>143917706
much better, nice work
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>>143919697
I use this, set to fit the screen. It's easily my favorite Splatoon image.
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>>143919697
google for splatoon line wallpaper to find some from the line app, some of them were nice
or try looking for the splatoon summer wallpaper
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>>143919574
What are you even talking about?
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>>143919137
That's actually a proper use of it even if it does look a little awkward.
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>>143920126
About the previous offending images.
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At least it isn't all tumblr art i guess, most of that shit appears to be pretty bad.
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>>143920727
I don't know what it is and Tumblr artists near universal inability to draw normal looking faces
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>>143919697
I'd be happy to edit images to whatever resolution if you have any you particularly like.
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>>143920727
There's tons of neat tumblr art!
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>>143920727
what did you just said fag?
because you are right
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>>143921146
Android phones can automatically crop an image to fit the screen, so matching wallpapers aren't essential.
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>>143921302
Vampire Squids need to happen, but that is doing them very, VERY wrong.
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>>143921271
Naturally, it's just mostly offset by the countless lovecraftian horrors that also come out of Tumblr.
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>>143921079
Special snowflake syndrome
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Does this image exist without the nintendo logo?
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>>143921791
So... they draw their beloved characters purposefully ugly to feel better about themselves?
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>>143919812
>>143917984
New Splat Zones image is up.
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>>143922091
It's more to be unique
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>>143922091
maybe not ugly per se
but their objective is to make their OCs special and unique
before that meant that they had something different, style of hair, personality or things like that
now days it means to spit to the source material, forcing headcannons and making it just different for the sake of being retarded, like being a pantoaster halfsquid halfdemon halfwolf in the body of an human demimayonaise lesbian transwoman libanese-hispanic-american
or something like that
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>>143923059
Or give them Jewish noses
That seems like a common thing
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>>143912382
>tfw still only 64x64 The SQUID GIRL icon
http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:Brand_The_SQUID_GIRL.png
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this mmamimema is ready to chow down on some delicious takoyaki! i've been wanting to try takoyaki, too... but i don't think i'll be able to make it to japan for a while.
apparently sameanko stopped by in osaka, though! it must have been great. they have to have a lot of delicious food there...
i'm not gonna lie, trying food is one of the greatest parts of traveling.
>おおさかたのしかった!!
>osaka was fun!
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Where's the discord?
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>>143925735
Somewhere else
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>>143925080
YES YES EAT THE OCTOS
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>>143922127
thanks dude
is there any possibility to get an image export button since the site is bigger than my browser, or make it resize stuff to fit?
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>>143925080
Can you please get a trip so I can filter these posts?
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>>143926058
I knew this would come up,

I looked into html2canvas and phantomjs for full page image export and both of them failed to render the page correctly.

I'll have to work on converting stuff to percentages so it scales.
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>>143926351
These are actually interesting however. I can tell you are the Calliefag who blogposted about his love for a woman who does not exist and if did exist there would be better suitors than you out there and trying to lash out at someone who is better than you in every way.

1.) the images are cute
2.) the posts itself are cute
3.) the poster does not make it about him
4.) random generic inkling used in every image and not about his or her favorite idol

If you stuck with being "I wanna cum on callie's tentacles" guy, we would not have these issues with you.. but you devolved into damn near "my little pony" tier escapades
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>>143927107
Bro... that Callieposter IS the Manmenmei guy...
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>>143927242
Nice try falseflagging baby
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>>143927279
lol okay
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>>143925735
you're still banned family
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>>143927242
This, You should've been here during the banning. When we realised how much of /ink/ was actually le one guy.
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>>143927781
That's why he's easily /ink/'s MVP.
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Half finished drunken draw request from last week that I forgot to post.
>>142665635
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>>143927964
But what is it
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>>143927107
i... what?
is there... someone with a vendetta against me?
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>>143929519
It's supposed to be this squid checking out the stars during some downtime.
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>>143929704
Not taking the bait.
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>>143929704
You're my favorite anon! One way or another you create more content than most of our "content creators'.
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>>143930401
what's up with the quotes
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>>143930080
Ohh, from behind. I see it.
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>>143929519
>>143929519
Squid, duh
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>>143929704
I have a vendetta against you. Because you haven't written more.
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I love Callie's huge, long tentacles!
I want to feel them as I hug her!
I want to see her let down her hair to show her tentacles are so long they touch the floor!
I want to do her hair for her!
I want to run my fingers on them!
I want to smell her conditioner off of them!
I want to hold them while we sleep next to each other!
I want to kiss them while I hug her from the back!
I want to delicately caress them while we make out!
I want her to wrap me up in them, nice and snug!
I want her to give me a tentacle job!
I want to watch my white cum drip down her black tentacles!
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Every day i pray for more art of Marie.
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>>143933585
Faggot.
Good for you.
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>>143925080
If you don't already have a taste for actual daily Japanese food , it'll be just okay.
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>>143933648
Sexiest squid.
I don't know where you're looking though, because she has way, way more art than Callie.
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>>143932845
i've been busy lately. i'll have a lot more free time starting soon, though.
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>>143933871
I know, i always crave more.
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>>143933871
>she has way, way more art than callie.
pixiv:
ホタル スプラトゥーン -アオリ: 582 results
アオリ スプラトゥーン -ホタル: 601 results
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>>143934130
Well there's never a deficit.
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>>143934157
アオリ: 1776 results
ホタル: 1882 results
But even then these numbers don't mean much since any image tagged with 'tilt' or 'firefly' would show up too.
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>>143934382
exactly, it'll also show you pictures with both callie and marie with it. the ones i searched should work the best.
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>>143934157
Deviantart
>Callie: 36,076 results
>Marie: 708,184 results
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I've never wanted to cum on a figurine until those Callie and Mari amiibos.
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>>143934718
Yes you have, fuck off
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>>143934646
Marie is a far more common name than Callie.
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>>143934646
Based Marie Rose
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>>143934816
Your point being?
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>>143934969
So then, there'll be a lot more art of other characters. It won't be very accurate.
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>>143935056
One of which is Marie. Therefore Marie is considerably more popular than Callie.
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>>143925080
where have you been the past few days???
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>>143935156
They were here, there were anniversary Manmenmeis n shit
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>>143935156
weeeell, there was no mammemmi on the 28th because sameanko made this instead.
and i was busy on the 29th.
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>>143935156
he was here with the whole manmenmi anniversary reel
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>>143935401
>That lil Callie and Marie
just fuck my heart up fammm
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>>143935401
>3 callies
>2 maries
win
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>Plans for /ink/ to be raided on its anniversary
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>>143936413
>Overwatch
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>>143936074
Marie always wins!
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>>143937116
*cough cough* fancy
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i played splatoon today
how about you
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>>143937116
Indeed
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>>143936413
You can't raid a shithole anyways. Nobody would notice.
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>>143937431
nah
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>>143937431
I'm playing right now.
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>>143937431
I'm playing Overwatch
It's shit
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>>143937116
Always!
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>>143937824
has to be the ugliest weapon in the game
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>>143926703
cool, no worries. thanks for getting the site up
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>>143939439
That's not a Nozzlenose
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>>143939439
Sploosh or aerospray are worse.
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>>143937116
why does callie have more wins then
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>>143939793
Winning sometimes doesn't make Callie any less of a loser.
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>>143939905
Mariefags really grasp at straws, huh.
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>>143939979
Calliefags sure cling to their memegirl, huh.
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>>143940083
What the fuck is dab? these new memes get churned out way to fast.
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>>143940083
>Using tumblr pictures as evidence
>Ignoring Marie's use of "seems legit"
Alright
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>E-liter in a turf war lobby
I bet you like ketchup on your steak too
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>Get on the tower
>Die because I'm the only one on the tower
Great mode.
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>>143940659
Callie is the embodiment of memes in the year 14,016.
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>>143940762
>do something stupid
>get punished for it

WOOOOOOOW I WASNT EVEN DOING ANYTHING GREAT GAME NINTENDO YOU FUCKING JAPANESE WEEB SHITTERS DID YOU I COULD GO TO THE NAACP WITH YOUR LOLI PEDO GAME AND GET YOU BANNED IN ALL OF AMERICA? FIX THIS GAME
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>>143941014
DSP please go
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>>143941065
-Shabu
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>>143940762
when has the "lets have everyone on the tower at one time" plan ever worked? i can flank them so i can shoot the enemy team going for the tower while a teammates on it.
i mean, you do you my man, but im pretty sure thats how quads happen
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>>143940515
god I hate that yellow fuck on the right
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>>143941212
Me too, fuck that autistic shit
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>>143941206
It works when two of the enemy team are dead.

It also pushes the tower faster.
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>>143941212
>>143941449
thats fine, more woomy mouth for me
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>>143941212

Why?
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>>143941212
>>143941449
why are you guys so mean!!
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>>143941492
A Woomys mouth is the last thing you want
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>>143941579
get a load of this shill
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>>143941579
AUTISM
FUCK HER
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>>143941737

I'd fuck her
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>>143941449
>>143941737
But Callie has autism and everyone loves her.
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How long can one losing streak last?

I can't even get mad anymore. It's stopped making sense.
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>>143942041
Nice meme.
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>>143941617
the last thing you want maybe, but i cant go a day without fantasizing about that hot squid mouth
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>>143942074
It lasts until I stop beating my girlfriend.
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>>143942041
Marie is the one confirmed to wear a fursuit and doesn't know how to talk to people.
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>>143942041
Callie is autism done right
This yellow shit is just retarded
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>>143942106
Just a little bit of autism. Not a lot.
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>>143942074
I went from S+80 to S70 in a straight play without a single win
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>>143942230
And you're the one that thinks a mascot costume is a fursuit.
And where does she not talk to people?
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stop fighting! callie and marie are both cute!
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>>143942460
Obviously she comes off as a bitch, because she has communication anxiety.

Fursuits are mascot costumes you idiot, and she doesn't have it for her job either. That's a hobby. She's a furry. Accept it.
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>>143942460
While a mascot suit isn't always a fursuiy, Marie was not wearing a mascot suit. It was a fursuit.
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>>143942460
>Wears an animal suit to a costume party
>No no, it's a mascot suit!!!
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>>143942668
>>143942681
>>143942770
There is a HUGE difference between a mascot and a fursuit. Marie's tanuki thing was much too baggy to be regarded as furry fare.
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>>143943025
You're saying that it's not a fursuit... because it's baggy? The fuck?
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>>143943025
thats because fursuits are usually more expensive and are fitted to the owner. thats why its not as baggy as a mascot suit

cool facts cool facts!
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>>143943025
Those all both fursuits you posted. One is bought at a store for less than 100 bucks and the other costs thousands of dollars commissioned and takes 6 months to make.

Guess which one Marie does.
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>>143942664
Marie is a bitch and Callie is a cancer. Everybody take your pick
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>>143943025
You're just proving it was a fursuit more and more.
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>>143943143
Yes. This thing would get laughed out of a furry crowd.
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>>143943410

To be fair that would get laughed out of pretty much any crowd.
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>>143943410
I doubt that.
>it even has her mole
That's a fursuit, because that's literally a fursona. She's not dressing as the mascot of some company. She's dressing up as her animal self.
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>>143943214
The first option. For maybe ten bucks.
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>>143943557
>People resemble their fursonas
Do you know anything?
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>>143943410
look at those shoes
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>>143943410
So Marie's not just a furry, she's a shitty furry.
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>>143943559
>being this in denial
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>>143943856
She's not a furry, in the same way Callie isn't classy. This theme didn't reflect them at all.
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>>143943410
>>143943704
>lambasting people for not being great experts on furry culture like yourself
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>>143943927
Did you skip the part where she mentions dressing up as several things that are most definitely not furrry? Like as a Ninja and Crusty Sean?
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>>143943946
OH SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT
HE JUST OFF AND RAN WITH THE GOALPOSTS
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN, SOMEONE STOP HIM
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>>143944084
Did you miss the part where they posted art of Marie in a fursuit on the official twitter?
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>>143944091
She isn't furry, thank you for conceding. Callie remains the paramount example of Squid Autism.
>>
>Mariefags are trying this hard to disprove the absolute fact of Marie being a furry
>every single time something negative about Marie is shown this happens
>they'll literally defend her no matter what
She's an evil bitch fursuiter. Either gulp that down and make peace with it or jump ship. Those are your two options.
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>>143944084
...And?
Are you implying furries never dress as anything but animals, no matter the occasion?
>>143943946
But they both talk about how much they love their respective sides.
I wouldn't want to admit my waifu was a furry either, but shit, man. Give it a rest.
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>>143944249
That was not a fursuit, Marie is not a furry. Callie has autism, you have autism. End of discussion.
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>>143944403
>being this mad over your waifu being a furry all along
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>>143944332
>>143944374
Marie is not a bitch, you're just unable to take mean words.
Marie is not a furry, you're just projecting.
Marie is not my waifu, you give it a rest.
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>Marie, why are you in a fursuit
>IT'S NOT A FURSUIT CALLIE
>IT'S A MASCOT SUIT
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>I'M NOT A FURRY YOU AUTIST
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>>143944537
Marie is not a furry.
She's only dressing up.
For fucks sake there aren't even any land animals in Splatoon.
Why would there be a people who roleplay as extinct animals.
>>
>>143944697
Next time you're in the lobby look up, and keep crying over your waifu being a furry.
>>
i got splatoon and was excited to come into /ink/ and learn about builds and strategy and shit but you guys are like fucking /ksg/ but with squids instead of disabled girls
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>>143944778
Oh right, because dressing up as ancient Japanese icons is evidence of that.
She isn't even my waifu, I don't know what you're trying to prove.
>>
>>143944917
Sell it while you have the chance, the game is dead and shit
>>
>>143944917
Yeah you kind of missed the boat on getting in actual game discussion.

New weapons coming out in a week or so though. That might bring it back for a little while.
>>
>>143944983
but its fun
>>
>>143944917
Start the discussion then faggot
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>>143945032
You're mistaken
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>>143945032
The fun fades very quickly. Before long it's only addiction and suffering.
>>
>>143944927
>she isn't my waifu
>I'm just feverishly defending her for no reason
Right anon.
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>>143944927
...Uh, it kind of is. People usually don't dress up as ancient Japanese icons to costume parties.
Don't forget, Marie loves dogs, too, which don't exist anymore.
>inb4 ancient human icon
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>>143945218
Annie is mine.
I like both the Squidsters, arguing about them is fine and good, but dubbing one a furry is too far.
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>>143945410
It's not my fault Marie literally came out as a furry.
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>>143945227
...Which is why she mentioned dressing as other things too.
What, if she was dressed as a robot in the official art, that would make her a mechaphile?
>>
>>143945557
get a load of this guy that knows what someone w a robot fetish is called LOL
>>
>>143945526
Yes it is, since she didn't, and isn't.
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>>143945683
That's pretty common knowledge, especially after being around the internet
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>>143945775
get a load of this guy trying to defend himself LOL
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this thread is kind of stupid
post callie
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>>143945809
I'm not them son
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>>143945887
Nah.
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>>143945904
get a load of this other guy that knows what a mechaphile is LOL
>>
>>143945976
And you don't?
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>>143945976
How new are you to 4chan
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>>143945887
Can't wait for her to show up in Octoling armor and see people blow that out of proportion.
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>>143944917
People actually discussed the game before August.
>>
>>143946393
i got here in August and I've seen discussion aplenty
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>>1439462662
Why would she ever show up in Octoling armor?
I know you're salty but c'mon.
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>>143946527
Why not?
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Are these outfits a reference to something?
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>flounder heights splatzones
>the instant I need backup teammates just fuck off
>look at the map and they've retreated way the fuck back down the ramp or into the lower side areas for no reason
>just had a match where we were at 2 points till we take the lead, and me and a teammate are in the top center on one of the little side inclines trying to take the enemy zone on the opposite side
>teammate who was RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND ME decides to fuck off as an enemy Luna shows up and I have to back up due to the inclines making it hard to hit him(I'm using rapid blaster)
>teammate just disappeared without a trace, doesn't even bother inking behind me so I can escape, he's just fucking gone, so I died
>wind up losing a shitton of matches like this because my teammates always fuck right off when I need them to fucking work with me
This is so fucking infuriating. All I ask for is a little TINY bit of team cooperation. But everyone would prefer to just go do their own thing and only focus on what THEY are doing instead of if a teammate might actually need some assistance. All you have to fucking do is prioritize keeping your teammates' feet inked so they can move about and not get fucked over, but nobody even thinks to do that, it seems they'd rather go for kills to boost their e-peen instead of working together so that they can actually fucking win.
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>>143947367
>(I'm using rapid blaster)
well theres your problem
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>>143947367
Wow that sure is a lot of shit I don't care about.
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>>143946527
Marie was team Octopus despite it all, and was drawn holding an Octotrooper.
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>>143947815
By all means, post some more Squid Sisters.
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>>143948192
It's not that I hate talking about the game. I just don't understand why people whine about their teams over and over and expect people to give a shit.
But if you insist.
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>>143948383
This right here is everything that's killing/ruining these threads in one solitary post.
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>>143948551
And complaining about how bad your team is contributes... how?
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>>143948631
It's actually game related. Posting the same pictures of the same girls over and over and over contributes nothing.

I wish the waifuposters would make themselves a discord, and everyone in the discord would instead come here.
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So let's talk about weapons

What do you guys think about the Bamboozler 14 MK I

MK II and III both get used a lot but the MK I seems to have been forgotten.
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>>143947276
Yes.
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>>143948880
Because the MkIII has potential to be the strongest weapon in the game.
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>>143948818
Complaining about how bad your team is actually is less productive than discussing characters.
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>>143949023
You really believe that?
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>>143947728
Hey fuck you buddy, rapid blaster does really well for me. It's not without weaknesses, but I make it work. Just because you suck complete ass with a weapon doesn't mean everyone else automatically does too.
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>>143949130
One is blogging and the other is posting images on an image board
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>>143948818
The Squid Sisters ARE game related. They're Splatoon characters.
Talking about the game is good for those who enjoy talking about the inner workings of the game. Talking about characters is good for those who enjoy the characters.
One is not inherently superior. Get off your damn high horse and realize this is on Splatoon General, not Splatoon Meta General, on the board Video Game General, not Video Gameplay General.
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>>143949130
One is just announcing how bad of a player you are.

The other is talking about an element of the game in a way that can lead to interesting insights.

You complaining about getting your ass whooped will never lead to anything interesting.
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>>143947276
no, those are original outfits
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>>143949382
>I want to cum on Callie's tentacles
How interesting and insightful.
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>>143949192
>>143949294
If you honestly think posting the same bland pictures of the same boring girls to no end is more productive than even attempting to talk about the fucking game they're from, that's it. This General is done for. You killed it. And I hope you're happy.
I will guarantee most of these Squid Slut posters don't even OWN Splatoon.
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>>143949425
When will Riko and Natuso kiss?
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>>143949542
I've seen it turn into discussions of why Callie has longer tentacles. Where has a "I'm bad and keep losing" conversation ever turned? Nowhere, besides git gud instead of crying about it here.
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I said to outlaw squid sisters
I said it over and over
For the good of the thread
Nobody listened
Here we are
Goodbye /ink/, you are doomed
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>>143949662
Spoken like a true secondary.
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Annie is here to clean up this shit of a thread!
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>>143949662
>why Callie has longer tentacles
Uh... her genetics? Her species?
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>>143949690
Go cry about it in your Discord circle jerking faggot.
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>>143949568
It doesn't have to be "productive", it's a fucking 4chan thread. People come here to have fun.
No need to shit all over other people because their harmless method of fun isn't the same as yours.
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>>143949690
>Go away, talking about the game is bad
Fuck you
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We should just call this general /ksg2/ - Callie and Marie shitposting general
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>>143949893
Their method is cancerous and thread killing.
Truth be told, this game would be improved drastically if there were no Squid Sisters. No Woomies. Just the fucking boy Squids and nothing else. Then you fags might care more about the actual game you SUPPOSEDLY play.
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>>143949893
>WE'RE WORKING OVERTIME BOYS, IF I DON'T SEE THAT META CHANGED BY WEDNESDAY YER ALL GETTING THE PINK SLIP, LAZY SUNZA BITCHES
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>>143949969
Not even, it gives a bad name to shitposters. It's just cancerposting.
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>>143950004
Yes, thread killing. And that is why they are the ones who keep us from dying.
If you care so much about talking about the meta and absolutely nothing else, then what the hell are you discussing now?
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+1 Callie
+1 Marie
Try and stop me!
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>>143949690
I know it anon, we have been doomed since day one
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>letting a furry into the discord
alert we have a containment breach
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>>143950115
This thread would honestly be better off dead than what it's turned into.
Talk about weapons, gear, rolling, I don't care. No more fucking pink and green whores.
Fuck it, I'm going to kill this General. I'll be babt 2.0. And you all fucking brought it on yourselves.
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>>143950295
>letting a furry in discord

You guys done fucked now...
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>>143950161
Just fucking kill yourself

If these bitches are in Splatoon 2, I swear, I will not buy it. I will sledgehammer my fucking Wii U.
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just talk about the game holy shit
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it's a common fact that callieposters and marieposters either don't own this game or are stuck below A rank
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>>143950448
Film it
and then cum on it
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goodnight callie
i love you

why can't people just have their fun? some people like discussing gameplay, some people like discussing characters. they both contribute to the purpose of 4chan - having fun. they don't hurt other people. games, after all, haven't been able to pass with all gameplay and no design since the 80s - unless you'd like to go back to the tofu blocks.
yet here everyone is! yelling at people for having fun! having fun in a way that isn't fun for them.
still, they don't realize that other people have to see fun in ways that aren't fun for them too! because 4chan is for more than one person! we are on splatoon general, not "some parts of splatoon general"! yet, people put things on lock and key on what people can and can't discuss.
it's sad, and yet, it never stops.

just let everyone have their own harmless fun.
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>>143950604
>making the general cancer is fun

Sasuga C ranker.
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>>143950604
Do everyone a favor. Die in your sleep.
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>>143950604
Kill yourself
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Now that the cancer is gone, which Splattershot variant is the best? Wasabi, Tentatek, or stock?
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>>143950604
Sleep well Please don't die
I want to read more of your cute stories
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>>143950604
Holy shit this is so much insight I am now going to write a dissertation on why Callie is best squid because this promotes so much interesting discussion
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>>143950956
Stock is my waifu.
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>>143951013
Wrong answer.
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>>143951000
Trips confirm Callieposting is cancer and is no longer allowed.
Shun anyone that tries otherwise.
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>>143937431
I played earlier this morning on Rainmaker for an hour and moved from S 47 to S 52. Not much, but I'll take it
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>>143950956
I'd have to say the wasabi
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>>143951264
Wrong answer.
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>>143950956
Wasabi
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>>143951368
Wrong answer.
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>>143951325
Yeah, I guess you are right. The better weapon is the N-Zap 89, only real men use that.
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>wahh I don't like people talking about the game
>wahh I don't like people talking about characters that are in the game
Fuck off then. This is what generals are for, and is clearly not the place for you.
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>>143951432
My mistake
Neo Splash-o-matic
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Waifufags are crying over fictional characters
other faggots are just attacking waifufags because they dont talk about the game instead of talking themselves about the game
maybe we are the true embodiment of autism

>>143950956
>still using the splattershot
thats why you are still B anon
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>>143951475
This.
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>>143951439
My nigger

>>143951487
Mi niggerer nigger
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>>143951439
>>143951487
Fuck off contrarian assholes.

>>143951532
>B
Laffing at you.
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>>143951475
i think a VIDEO GAME general should be about VIDEO GAMES not anime weeb characters, but that's just me.
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>>143951439
What about the N-Zap 85? Splat Bombs are decent and Echolocator let's you see every enemy and refills your ink tank with the press of a button. The special gauge fills up fairly quickly, too
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pressing your boner against Marie's butt in the middle of the night
and feeling her press back!!!!
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>>143951837
That's what they're saying dumbass.
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>>143951837
you see the funny thing about there being a /v/ and a /vg/ means that the key word in video game generals isnt video games. its generals, as in video game GENERALS. you can post whatever you want if it has something to do with the game.
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>>143951889
Fuck off. Now. Your kind ain't welcome here no more.
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>>143952038
can I post pictures of my dog in this general everyday?
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>>143951843
85 is pretty good too, but I just like having a 5th teammate to cover ground or distract enemies. And the inkstrike for when I can't reach eliters.
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>>143952038
Then post about the video game, not the ugly cunts that pollute the video game.
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>>143952060

No thanks. Go back where you came from.
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Marie!
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>>143952267
Leave.
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>>143951843
I use the n-zap 85 during splatfests because i want to do some kind of support, but to be honest I prefer the 89, the sprinkler being a fifth member is great

>>143952060
>thinking waifuposting is over because I told them
:^)

>>143952096
sure anon if your dog can carry us to S+ thats no problem, unless it is a krak-onfag
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Calliefags are asleep! Post Marie!
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>>143952162
the ugly cunts in the video game have something to do with the game buddy
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>>143952382
No
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>>143952430
Contrary to common autism, they do not.
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bump if u luv the squid sisters
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How's everyone enjoying that newly translated splatoon H?
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>>143952658

Downloaded but haven't read it yet. Busy playing the game ironically.
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For those of you who have played Overwatch, how would you compare it to Splatoon(at release)? I heard some say that the relative lack of content is similar, but Overwatch has much better reviews, and it doesn't seem nearly as creative. But I'd love to hear thoughts from people with experience with both games
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>>143952038
That would make sense if /v/ ever talked about video games.

I love how the Discord fagots are shitposting in here about killing the game discussion when the fucking Discord is what actually killed the game discussion here.
>oh let's move all actual squading, discussion, and communication out of the general
>what the fuck? they still have stuff to discuss even though our secret club moved everything here
>how dare they continue to have fun without us!
Nice try you circlejerking cancerous fucknuts.
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Marie on the toilet
This is the best thing noseanon has ever made
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Anyone interested in a twin? or a full squad if there's enough people?
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>>143952658
Which one?
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>>143952805
>/v/
>videogames
when this meme is going to die?

>>143952796
for what i heard Overwatch its perfect and going to have a great run as titanfall or evolve
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>>143952796
Overwatch is, despite its best efforts, unbalanced as fuck. Some characters are grossly overpowered while others are totally useless. The variety is nice but as is there's not much to keep you playing.
Level 20 now, and can assure you Splatoon is much, much more fun. Partly because once you go motion controls, you can't go back.
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>>143952796
The best thing about overwatch is something Splatoon failed to do. Splatoon had a lot of cosmetics but only a few of them were locked behind a paywall. in Overwatch, all of them are locked behind a paywall, and similar to splatoon when I buy them I don't even get a choice of what i want to buy! It's completely random like rolling for abilities on shirts except I don't get the dirty privilege of rollscumming or editing my gear to save time or money. Everything is completely random and there's even different rarities on some of these cosmetics so you're influenced to buy even more loot crates as microtransactions. Blizzard™ really knows how to make a game worth playing.
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>>143953150
Also Splatoon girls >>>>>>>>>>> Overwatch girls.
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>>143952893
why would she be on the toilet? there is no poop inside marie
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>>143953150
>spla2n has been announced for the NX
>pretty much an improvement in everything
>NX doesnt support any kind of motion controls
how fucked are we??
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>>143953214
I mean if you consider microtransactions a GOOD thing...

Though I'm guilty. I bought 50 crates upfront and unlocked everything I wanted. Not much motivation to keep playing now.
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>>143953310

squids poop anon
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>>143953405
stop trying to piss off everyone with your lies
the squid sisters do not have poop inside them. theyre too pure for 3D imperfections like pooping
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>>143953373
You're really fucking dense. Are you actually autistic?
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>>143953310
Pee

>>143953405
Squids do number 1 and number 2 at the same time, just like fish
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>>143953474
What makes you say that Richard?
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>>143953373
so you burn out yourself pretty much at the game launch
thats bad anon, there wasnt any other way to unlock them?
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>>143953472
You can see bathroom cubicles in the distance on Mahi-Mahi, Inklings are confirmed to excrete something.
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>>143953872
no they dont!
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>rotation switches to rainmaker
>out come all the kraken weapons
Every fucking time. What is it about Rainmaker that makes everyone want to use krakens?
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>>143953863
You unlock 1 crate automatically with each level, if you uncrate duplicate items you are refunded coins. You can spend the coins to unlock whatever items you want. So if you binge crates like I did there's a good chance you'll get most of what you're after, although I'm not interested in those ultra-rare Legendary cosmetics most people crave.
I'll probably go back to it, it's just not as fun a game as Splatoon, or as balanced. That says a lot. But overall, I'd still recommend Overwatch.
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>>143954093
It's about painting a path.
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>>143954093
>break the shield in two hits
>charge the carrier with no consequences
>the same panic button fuckery as the rest of the game
skill
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>>143954093
>if the enemy team focus in repeling your kraken your team can kill them
>if they dont focus you, you kill them
its basically easy mode, just like the blasters in TW me being a blasterfag myself
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>>143953956
True.
Everything Inklings ingest is completely consumed and converted into energy, thanks to their chemical biology. So no waste is left behind.
They only need to excrete non-edibles such as candy wrappers and rocks.

That's your new headcanon.
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>>143954143
How much are these crates?
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>>143952805
It must be really nice having a constant boogeyman to blame everything on instead of finally admitting to yourself that this thread has been trash for ages.
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>>143955001
It's been trash forever, but it got heaps worse after the Discord was made. The circlejerk crew stopped caring about the quality of the threads and started using it as their dumping grounds after they made their gated community.
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>>143952796
The lack of content is probably the most familiar thing both games had at launch. My experience with Overwatch was over all better at launch since I actually got to play with friends as opposed to Splatoon where most people I knew didn't own a Wii U or if they had a Wii U didn't even bother buying the game. Still had a blast playing Splatoon at launch.

>>143953247
>He doesn't like the Overwatch girls
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>>143955230
Symettra is literally best Overwatch girl. So the competition is not great.
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>>143955001
You can't claim they're boogeymen when we have archives full of their named shitposting from known Discord members thanks to tripfags on top of literal screencaps taken from the Discord of premeditated shitposting.

Everybody knows the Discord is a major problem.
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>>143955169
If you spared a second to investigate your boogeyman instead of cowering from the dark, you'd know that almost no one in it even looks at the thread these days.

>>143955610
>You can't claim they're boogeymen when we have archives full of their named shitposting from known Discord members thanks to tripfags on top of literal screencaps taken from the Discord of premeditated shitposting.
Let's see em.
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>>143954992
I'm not American so I don't know what the exchange rate is.
It gives you four items per crate though so it isn't outrageous, and is actually better value than tf2's system comparitively.
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>>143955414
Too bad she's butt ugly
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>>143955651
>you'd know that almost no one in it even looks at the thread these days
You're here aren't you
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>>143955651
See >>143936413

There were screencaps of the whole fiasco in previous threads, and you can pretend nobody from the Discord looks at the threads all you want, but when their trips are littering the threads themselves, it makes your argument there pretty stupid.
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>>143955414
>Symettra best girl
You had a choice of seven other girls, and you picked Symettra. How does one have such bad taste.
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>>143956085
Legs
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>>143955820
Well, for one thing, keyword here is "almost", but that aside I just lurk in the Discord for squads.

>>143955839
I'm not sure if you realize, but the anniversary has long passed, and nothing has happened. As, you know, that post is pointing out? Try reading what you're quoting instead of just searching the page for "raid".
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>>143956395
Actually there were several people posting threats and caps beforehand. But I don't care; this is a stupid discussion
>>
can someone please remove this furry from the discord @ThatsSo
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>>143956486
Let's see them then. Or are you afraid you'll forget to make sure you actually read them to make sure you have the context right this time?
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>>143956395
I love how you're playing dumb to the fact that they planned raids simply cause their cover got blown and they backed out from actually going through with it.

They shitpost in here daily, because likewise they just don't care.
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>>143956604
Sure
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>>143956719
This was a sarcastic conversation; scroll down.
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>>143956604
>>143956719
Awaiting your response denial-kun.
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>>143956814
Riiiiight
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>>143956814
Guys, we were only pretending, I swear!

Seriously? That's the best you have? Seriously, the lot of you can just fuck off already. We don't need you here criticizing the shithole you're turned the threads into when it's your fucking fault to begin with.
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>>143956153
they all have legs.
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>>143956814
So the person that capped their discord conversation and posted it on /ink/ despite nobody from the discord ever visiting /ink/ was just being sarcastic?
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The discord makes it much easier to form squads though.
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>>143956719

that pic seems to consist entirely of faglords. If they are in this general it would be great if they went away
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>>143957091
You talking shit about my tia?
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>>143957091
That's exactly why making the Discord was a GOOD thing. It removed the shitters and sent them to their private /s4s/.
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>>143957172
Except they come here to shitpost exclusively now whereas before they were forced to discuss and shitpost here, not only shitpost here and save the discussion for their private community.
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>>143957257
There is no discussion in their private community. WYSIWYG.
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Just talk about the god damn game, you fucking losers. All of you are idiots
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>>143957525
Okay, you first
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>Treating the Discord and the thread as "Us vs Them"
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>>143957154

yes
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>>143957257
No posting timeout helps Discords popularity for discussion.
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>>143957778
Having no limit on posting is what makes their post quality so poor. Having to wait encourages proof reading.
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>>143956814
How are you supposed to scroll down if it happened last week?
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>>143956719
howdy donglords! it's everybody's favorite discord faglord, tia!
wanna know what's REALLY INTERESTING about this "proof"? well, it was inspired by shitposts from anons right here in /ink/!
imagine my surprise when i was scrolling through the thread (l o l yup i'm still checking in on you fine folks!) and saw someone talking about a supposed discord raid! i had no idea, so that's why i brought it up with some of the other mods. oh, what a hoot that was. :^)
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>>143958534
This is a perfect example of Discordfags coming here to shitpost.
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>>143958534
Who else but our Tia!
*audience laugh track followed by applause*
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>>143958534
if you're really tia, I'm going to need some proof. Like a picture of your feet.
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>>143958772
i don't have feet.
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>>143958805
post stumps
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>>143958805
that's not what the real tia would say. fuck off.
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>>143958698
Well what do you expect when that's what the thread is talking about right now?
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>>143958936
fat pls
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Pics of obese and japanese cosplayers where?
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>>143959039
i'm weja
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>>143959079
ummm then you don't know me
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>>143959075
Here you go.
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>>143959197
Not what i meant
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>>143959075
I'm in town right now. I'll post your accursed shitpics in an hour or so.
They're small quality, but I believe it's all of the pictures from that calendar.
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>>143959197

>skeleton Marie
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>>143956719
spent like twenty minutes with the search plugin going up through discord and then it crashed, so i guess you get to think whatever you want
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>>143959784
>t-that's not real evidence but you're free to believe it r-retard!
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>>143960695
i don't really care; feel free to post the rest of the conversation though, and prove it yourself
https://gist.github.com/megamit/a676acb2f34b201e364858aca299fb44
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>>143960851
What's there to prove? It's all right there. If you say there's more, burden of proof is on you
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>tfw you win and nobody on your team died once
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>>143961058
that's not really true to begin with, but if you have a better way to search discord histories, go for it
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>>143960851
>Making the prosecution search for the defendants evidence
The fuck man
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>>143961172
>>143961172
what's wrong with this squids teeth?
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>>143961372
>prosecution
>defendant
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>>143961449
?
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>>143961404
The rest of the image is equally atrocious.
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Probably the most satisfying way to get a kill in this game is grenading some shitter's wall and instantly popping the fuck standing inside it.
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>>143963947
>Prefer utility subweapons
>But bombs are the best way to counter Splash Walls
So many conflicting feelings
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>>143959075
Are you here?
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>>143964598
Yeah i guess so
What's up?
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any squads
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>>143965107
You want pictures of shitty Japanese cosplayers?
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>>143965254
Yes, please.
Would be very nice af you.
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>>143965304
Pretty please?
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>>143965405
Yes.
Pretty please.
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>>143965426
Alright then. Enjoy you piece of shit.

http://i.imgur.com/hAj4rml.jpg
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>>143965638
Oh wait, it's not a carrot, it's wasabi.
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>>143965638
Thanks kind anon. Really appreciate it.
Too bad I'm not at home right now.
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>>143965638
>>143965783
you happy now?
its literally nothing
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>>143966002
Well, I got what I wanted no matter how much it is, so yeah I guess I'm happy.
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Someone wanted Splatoon cosplay?
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>>143966631
that's a neat charger
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they will never make the ears look nice
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>>143967098
The look passable on the sitting girl.
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Oh baby
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>>143966002
What did you expect?
>>
ANYONE SQUADDING
>>
> Play almost nothing but Splatlings
> Try Kelp Scope for the first time in almost a month
> Much better with it, improved heaps
> Get ambushed
> Swim away a short distance, kill them with a quick partial charge plus tapshot, like a Bamboozler
> Survive
> Sit there for a second, before I realize what I've done

So... am I good with Chargers now?
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>>143950986
thanks anon
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>>143969676
You live!
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>>143967440
around 100~150 pics tbqh because i didn't expect it to be a calendar
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>>143965638
i was sleeping
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>>143897183
The scent of tentacle rape is consider, disturbing.
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>The brush is slower
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>>143970886
Ink Segway is OP, pls nerf
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>>143970886
moyashi-chan needs to calm the fuck down
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>>143970548
Enjoy you piece of shit.
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>>143970548
meant for >>143969810

>>143971105
oh i see
well, like me or not i appreciate you
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>>143971096
I have a feeling this didn't even make sense in Japan
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>>143971273
she's hungry
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Callie in a comfy sweater
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>>143971096
>>143970886
I hate her so much
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Marie showing off her superior tentacles
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>>143971584
Me too
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>>143971584
>>143971671
Neither of you are exactly a bundle of sunshine, either
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>>143971727
I hate her more than I hate myself
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>>143949893
Pretty much this
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Callie and a Gengar
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>>143971665
>superior
good one
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Marie showing off her superior breasts

And biting what I think is a fruit-loop
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>>143971787
quick, no fun allowed fags are asleep, post bland pics of trash idols
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Actually it was a cyanide capsule, and now she's not feeling very well
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thighhigh squid sisters are a holy goodness
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>>143971924
Trash pop stars
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>>143972039
Don't they normally wear thigh-very-highs?
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>>143950604
It's 4chan man. There are always going to be people complaining.
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this one's especially bad
the squid sisters are so cu... cunts. such cunts
>>143972252
tights
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SQUADS!???
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>>143972356
Callie is a dumb cunt, Marie is a bitchy cunt
It checks out
>>
nothing but squid posting no one wants to squad
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>>143972506
Solo is more fun two bee honest
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>>143972356
Well high enough that it passes their thighs and reaches their chests
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>>143972506
are you afraid of starting a squad?
Do you even own the game?
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>>143972506
can't help that rotation is shit
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>>143972994
yes
yes
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Gonna work on 100K turf a day and get my weapon to max ink
>>
>my teams dynamo roller

Is this the "see western name and throw the match" meme? They only threw seekers the entire game sometimes off the map.
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>>143971791
>>143972471
Reminds me of my Ninetales in LeafGreen I named Marie. That was like in 2010 though.

If a fortune teller told me that when I caught my Vulpix that I would become a fag for a video game character with the same name, I would laugh for the rest of the year
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>>143975125
That map sucks; such awful lighting.
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>>143889091
So are these cat girls or what?
>>
>>143975039

Practicing with Seekers maybe? Did you record the match?
>>
I've ordered the artbook. I got tired of waiting for scans. I'm not going to scan it
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>>143978469
I have flashback recording but I haven't actually saved anything since I was just waiting for rotation to end for rank
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>>143889091
>New weapons on the 7th

Will this be the final update?
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>>143979745

Who knows? If there's a boost in sales they might try and keep those customers sweet by giving them an update or two.
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>>143979745
haven't even tried the most recent wave desu. All i'm interested in is the splas-o-matic. It's literally perfect for how I play.
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>>143979745

I don't think it will be.

After all of the original weapons were released, they said that THAT was the last of the updates. Then we got Sheldon's Picks.

I think there could be more content in future, as there are still unreleased Gear items, possible balance patches, and more potential weapon ideas.

There are still untapped possibilities for new kits and playstyles. The cornerstone of a drastically-shifted meta could be coming in Vol. 2 for all we know.
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>>143980826
>unreleased Gear items
end this meme
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>>143980826
It will be weird if they release the corocoro gear without releasing others so we must be getting more.
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>mfw splatterscope
>mfw splatterscope with inkline sub
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i want to put my dick in the squid kid
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>>143985823

Funny because they want to do the same to you
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>>143986059
I'm okay with this.
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Just
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>>143986327
Look at your spawn

It's barely painted you could have easily avoided that
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>>143965638
god damn where can i buy this shit to share it
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is there ranked decay in this game?
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>>143989809
What do you mean?
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>>143989809
Rank decay?
your rank goes up and down depending on how well you play and does not go down if you don't play
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>>143990124
ranked decay = your rank goes down over time if you dont play for long enough
>>143990156
ty
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>>143989809

It never resets, either.

Come from the Overwatch thread?
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Marie!
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>>143993141
I'll unban you

Who are you?
-ThatsSo
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>>143993446
You know who it is. Don't act stupid
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>>143994482
Sorry Pool
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I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK
AND I CARRY EM THRU THE ENDZONE
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>>143996508
Good man, now help me carry mine they've broken my back after this whole year of doing it.
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>>143996508
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>>143997403
>>143997374
LOOK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS CUZ WE 100% IN THE BITCH
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Nope.
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>>143950956
I like Wasabi, mostly because of splatbombs and inkstrike, but default Splattershot Pro is still better in medium-large sized maps.
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>>143979119
If you want any pictures of it, I have it next to me. But not scanner
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>>144003150

it's too late they've taken my money
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>>143950956
Tentatek/Octoshot is for baddies who can't learn how to use the superior Mini Splatling just because it's not hold to shoot. :^)

But Wasabi is good, and so is Vanilla because the BB Mini Splatling can be awkward to use.
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>>144005006
spot the orange juice
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I haven't been here since a couple of days ago. is anything new?
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>>144005797
new guns coming june 7
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>>144005797
discord is okay now. but the other discord with the drawfags are still cancer
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>>144005006
>Tentatek/Octoshot is for baddies who can't learn how to use the superior Mini Splatling

I love you.
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Who Hydra here?
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>>144006283
I love you, too.
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>>144007180
I suck with splatlings and never understood how to use them.
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>>144007180
This looks surprisingly lewd.
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>>144007180
>hydra 3 shot kill
>kits are full support
>has the same range as a splatterscope

its the best, i usually run this on my hydras
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>>144008058
Thats what i thought, that excess ink is a little questionable
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>>144008583
Hot damn.
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>>143940924
What the hell order is this supposed to be in?
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>>144009025
all splatlings take 4 shots to kill
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>>144010608
Hydra takes 3 on full charge you pleb
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>>144010608
hydra full charge its a 3 hit kill and unload its 4

read the patchnotes
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Look at these serious squids
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burn all furfags
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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>>144007180
>>144009025
into the trash
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>>144010782
>>144010912
So it technically has the slowest TTK in the game in that instance
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>>144011737
Oh well, that was some nice game discussion while it lasted.
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>>144007180

Me!

I've been using Comeback on my Hydra recently. It works really well.

You want the get re-established ASAP after respawning, so the mobility boosts help you get in sooner. The sub saver boost makes your Sprinklers a little cheaper, the main saver gives you 3 charges on a full tank, useful for pressing in, and the Special Charge Up boost get you Bubbler quicker.

I wouldn't have considered Comeback on a weapon that doesn't die as much as others, but it actually works out.
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>>144012006
kill yourself
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>>144009025

The right confuses me. You want Damage Up, why replace it with Ink Recovery?
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>>144012192
>a weapon that doesn't die as much as others
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>>144011805

Fastest time-to-kill in the game, yeah.
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>>144012330
Commit group suicide with your cancerous waifu.
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honestly, i wish people would pay more attention to the other members of ABXY. sure, X is cute, but there's not nearly enough love for A, B and Y.
i think A and B would be total bros. the two of them would go out for burgers a lot and chill and play video games. B totally sucks at co-op games though, he always takes all the powerups.
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>>144012546
...After forty-five minutes of charging. Meaning it's the absolute slowest.
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>>144007180
>that tentacles resting on the cold metal canister
hnng
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>>144012593
What is your definition of "cancer"?
Talking about things you don't like?
In that case, I love the game, but couldn't give two shits about the meta. So then, I suppose this conversation is cancer too.
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>>144012595

Squid Squad is the true second place band (Squid Sisters are the obvious number 1). Even High Tide era (a bunch of fish) are better than Chirpy Chips design wise
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>>144012595
Oh, B gets art alright
The best kind of art
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>>144012906
>Hating on based ABXY
Who hurt you
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>>144012807
Waifus are cancer you retard. God I wish this game stuck with the tofu blocks.
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>>144013130

Assuming people wouldn't waifu tofu. New to 4chan, eh?
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>>144012595
>>144013070
literally who

and what
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>>144013130
All I'm hearing right now is "stop liking things I like".
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>>144013130
Nobody would give a single shit about Splatoon if not the lolis with elf ears wearing spats and covering each other in goo.
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>>144013365
*things I don't like
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>>144012394
to drop sprinklers faster

1 load of hydra+sprinkler+tenacity=bubble for days
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>>144013263
Effective meme, but no. Not to the extent that these Squid bitches have infested this general.

>>144013365
Fine, stop liking what I don't like. It will make these threads infinitely better again.
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Post the artist. You know the one.
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>>144012736
>he charges hydra in front of someone or in plain sight like a sitting cuck
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>>144013530
So the embodiment of crutch sets
>inb4 "but the hydra needs bubble to be good!"
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>>144013712
>not baiting e-liters to shoot you and shit on their face with your bubbler
>not sharing your bubbler with teammates
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>>144013707
That's the implication. Sluggish and unreliable startup makes attack power irrelevant. But no, I'll never touch a Hydra.
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this mammamime looks like she is enjoying her tentacles! in fact, the sound effect today, "puni", has the very specific mimetic meaning of squishing something soft.
i can just imagine having two pillows around with you at all times. imagine long trips in the car. now you can just use one of your soft tentacles to sleep on! or airliners! no asking for pillows anymore! they're basically built for snuggling. you could even hug one. how comfy! ah, i really wish i had something like that... u love the feeling of a hug. or, like this mammamime, you could use it to squoosh your face. that works too.
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>>144013870
Kek
Called it
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>>144014106
All I can think of is how heavy they would be
Poor Callie
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>>144014106
SO FUCKING CUTE
I'M DYING
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>>144014482
Its not that cute
You should see a doctor
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>>144014106
Please get a trip.
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>>144015456
Can you get a trip so I can block your posts?
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>>144015456
you first, faggot.
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>>144013880
Well, you can at least charge behind cover where it's safe. It's not the splatling you go full aggressive with. If someone ambushes you, just use the 4shot and hope you aim well. IMO the full charge 3shot is just a convenience (a really good one though) and makes long range killing and area controlling easy.

Just saying, I don't it's fair to take charge time into account for ttk. That's like saying the boozler outplays the E-Liter.
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>>144016108
The E-Liter does have a very low TTK. What, did you think it counts as having an instantaneous kill? Charge time matters immensely.
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>>144016357
Yeah, it takes a low amount of time to kill.
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>>144016926
If you stack Damage Up to high heaven then maybe. But by itself it needs time to reach full power, same as the Hydra. Consequently their 'Time To Kill' is comparitively slow.
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>>144013530

Damage Up is more important, you doof. Just use the Part-Time Pirate.
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>>144018375
This is adorable
I wish there was more art of the Octarians that DOESN'T feature more fucking Octolings
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>>144018482

We need more Octavia art in man form but not Cuttlefish yaio
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>>144018375
bottoms up
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>>144018718
The Octavio forms all look terrible

I don't think he and Cuttlefish can even convert, they're too old
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>>144017171

Please stop posting like you know what you're talking about.

TTK is a rating, like a weapon stat. You stand in front of one of the test dummies point-blank, and measure how many frames it takes to kill from the start of the firing animation.

Hydra's ridiculous TTK is relevant because it can pre-charge before walking out into the open, hold a charge and shoot on reaction, and win close range encounters with weapons that try to flank you.

Hell, you can kill Carbons that swim up and attack you before they even get their flick off.
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>>144018718
>not liking OctavioxCuttlefish
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>>144018918
That is not true. The Hydra still has impressive TTK if you release early, it just has to wait through that long charge time to reach maximum capacity.
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>>144019178
Does that look like a DJ to you?
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I want to hold Marie's hand
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>>144020840
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>>144020840
D i s g u s t i n g .
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>>144020840
Why are Mariefags such degenerates?
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I want to violate Marie's vagina
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>>144021354
As it should be.
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>>144022208
That's fine, more anal for Callie~
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>>143899118
>>143899691
Nazianon >>143875619 pre-ordered them in last thread
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I want to become Marie's ass cushion
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>>144023567
mariefags need to stop
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>>144023756
You first race traitor.
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>>144023567
Hot damn, that is some tasty looking pusspuss.
Callie is a lucky Squid indeed.
>>
New weapon idea.
>Burst shot
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>>144024829
I want a range blaster/sloshing machine hybrid. a stronger, slower sloshing machine.
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IT IS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT HYDRA

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIGURE OUT YOU'RE A GODDAMN AWFUL WEAPON FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING

FUCKING DIE
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>>144024993

Sloshing Machine is fine just make 2 indirects kill with enough Damage
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>>144014106
fuck off tia.
>>
YOU TOO PAINT BRUSH

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOUR MEME WEAPON

IT'S WORTHLESS

YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKING TARGET WHEN TRY TO FLICK PAINT

GOD YOUR WORTHLESS
>>
>>144026027
I was just trying to get enough turf inked with it so it had more than the memesprays. sorry, I guess
>>
I still want roller blades as a weapon. Even less inking power than an inkbrush while ZR is held but able to travel sanic fast. Also it stacks with run speed up and you're able to keep momentum when you jump. You would be able to travel on Arowana Mall from spawn to spawn in about 10 seconds with max run speed.

Comes with burst bombs.
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>>144026316
GO TO TURF WARS YOU FAGGET
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>>143979745
There's a third pack coming around the end of Summer or something.
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>>143989809
No thank you, I liked getting to S+ before the meta got too difficult and enjoying not having to worry about maintaining it.
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>>144026336
>able to travel sanic fast
It's like you want to get shot from behindd walls.
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is the goldamo the biggest nigger weapon in the game?
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What weapons will we get in splatoon 2?

I would love this ink pen crossbow
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>>144029493
Aren't the o-matic weapons sorta that already?
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>>144029190
>goldamo
When you call it that, yes. So nigger that its users get paid less.
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>>144026336
This is still the worst idea ever. Up there with the Ink Sword.
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>>144029850
Kinda but they're a more modern version of what this one looks like.

I guess this would act like the nozzlenose with short long range shots.
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>>144030720
>>144030720
>>144030720
new thread
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>>144030774
too damn early
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not many posts to go
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>>144030949
Time to find 5 more random things to talk about.Might as well try to guess my post number.
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>>144031257
trying again
>>144031500
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>>144031257
are you retarded
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>>144031481
last time.
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