Dota 2 general /d2g/

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>>143867125
Have you tried reading the tooltip?

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I'm gonna marry Krobelus!

pugna vs od mid

who wins?

>>143867249
Pugna has wave clear, OD doesn't.

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

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rate my terrorblade stats /d2g/

>>143867330
literally bad ck

>>143867330
>Average GPM 575
>Best GPM 767

Holy shit how bad are you

>>143867330
>ricing hero
>can't get a minimum of 900 gpm as his best record

>>143867351
>>143867205
How do I into unlocking the OTK and Bananamancer ?

>>143867330
stats are pretty bad senpai

go get good instead of posting

>>143867580
>>143867657
b-but terrorblade is a fighting hero not a farming one

>tfw you'll never git gud at Anti-Mage

I tried so hard

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>>143867918
lol DESU

>>143867580
>>143867657
>>143867765
>d2g, a bunch of 2k that think they know better than pros, saying to anyone their gpm is bad
Lmao

>>143868125
>posting literal 2k games
???

>>143868142
Yeah dude just keep buying Linkens Manta Skadi on Medusa like the pros :)

>>143868142
lmao the 0k shitter thinks they know how to play a hero

>>143868142
>random dude pops out, asking for opinions about his x hero stat
>gulagites proceed to do so
>random shitter replies with m-muh pros ecks dee
everytime

>>143868125
>2k games
>7 / 2
>Thnking you're good

These are the people telling you that you're shit on /v/ and that they're experts on MOBA.

Just neck yourself you pathetic sack of shit.

>>143868350
>muh KDA

LOL this isn't Call of Duty faggot. The only thing that matters is killing the enemy ancient.

hotd is literally GoodMidas

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>post yfw is time to break the ice

>>143868232
let's hear your better-than-pros mmr build then big guy
I mean I don't play trash heroes but regardless let's hear it

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I looked at my roommate playing overwatch today, and I counted at least 4 skills that are directly plagiarized from Dota 2. They work EXACTLY the same way. Blizzard plagiarized Weaver's ultimate, winter wyvern's heal, and a couple others I can't remember right now.

>>143848105
>urn

Keep losing.

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>>143867205
>>143867351
OH SHIT

Where can download mats for THE ONLY KING THAT MATTERS?

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top 1% terrorblade masterrace

>>143868659
Either you go Phase > Aquila > MoM > Demon Edge > BKB > Rapier > Skadi if you want to be useful before 30 minutes or you go Aquila > Radiance > Manta > Octarine > Rapier if you need to farm a lot.

Is there a page that download pro grames in .dem format ( in game replay)?

remember

anime makes you shit at dota

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I'm done with this game, if i'm not a 5k~7k to literally carry my team sometimes, i can't consistently increase my mmr.

In this game, after tinker and jugg got picked after my skywrath mage, riki went to offlane and shadowfiend did his amazing last pick and went jungle.

Me and juggernaut went to radiant safelane against a void and killed him twice, then i rotate mid with sentries to prevent tinker from dying and we killed zeus, at this point (4~5min) sf was lvl 2 with 2 deaths to bounty hunter and riki killed luna somehow after dying once in his offlane, cm was pulling and stacking their jungle so we had no big problems yet, after 10 minutes of game the shit started, and bh had drums, phase and urn at this point by roaming around and getting free kills through sf ass, luckily riki had some dusts and helped me with sentries.

SF finished his mekanism by 19 minutes into the game and we manage to get a couple of towers with a lot of sacrifices.

After 25 minutes luna had manta bkb and zeus had the biggest networth in the game, we could not win team fights anymore because sf was useless, i had no decent items at all and tinker didn't help either, we lost 47 minutes and of course, they was blaming me, sf was fine and quiet.


Thats how a 4k~4.2k non-ti ranked game looks like, i'll return to play this game the day i can stomp 4 people or carry 4 like professional and high 6~8k mmr players do.

ARE VP DISQUALIFIED YET

>>143869462
>hides his performance

>>143868368
How exactly is this dota related besides the lobby screen.

>>143869462
>they was

This thread is for white people only

>>143869246
Fuck off, Twitch chat

>>143869462
>picks skywrath
>loses
>complains about it
?????????????????

>>143869246
heh I actually chuckled.

Got some spare money, should I buy a goypendium?

>>143868769
Man, they even plagiarized walking and right clicks. They have no respect for intelectual property of anyone.

>>143869970
no

>Even Lil weighing in and calming VP cheated
well, there goes any hopes of TI5 VP ever reforming.

>>143870035
I should clarify this money is already on my steam account

>>143870116
Still no

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Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

reminder that VP did nothing wrong

>>143869742
If thats the only mistake i made i'm actually quite happy with my english skills.

>>143870250
VP have done fucking everything wrong since kicking Illidan though.

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>>143870173

>Aliens see Oracle
>"Ayy lmao Ayy lmao" every single game
>Alien Overlords gas humanity for this insult

Dragon Lance on DK. Viable?
I mean it's core on TB and DK has even more uptime on his ult than TB on Metamorphosis right?

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>>143870587

>>143870753
It's been done quite a few times in pro dota
It ain't too bad.

>>143870785
More popular so better artists. And valve makes 0 marketing compared to blizzard, not to mention dota doesn't have characters build with waifu potential in mind. And female chars are a minority in dota.

>>143870785
Blizzard pays for it and then removes it with copyright claims just to rub the fact that they used those artists to get an audience to get quick buck from, because they know it'll die in a few months before moving onto making another scam of a game

>>143870785
We've gone over this a billion fucking times, it's because Blizzard pays for it.

>>143870753
Its core even on meepo. Every agi/str hero should build one.

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>>143870910
>>143870908
>>143870903
Valve should pay artists for Dota porn and add more female characters.

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whats goin on thar?

>>143871037
Ded gaem.

>>143871000
No, thank you. I prefer my game to be known for something more than shit-tier waifus.

>>143871086
Can you stop being gay?

>>143870908
They don't take down all porn, just SFM one
And because they "had to"
Doesn't matter because it will still be saved, made and posted on sites that aren't tumblr or DA or whatever

>>143871115
Only if you stop sucking my dick.

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What slot? Didn't you guys figure this shit out already?

>>143871386
One word: Rigged.

>>143871386
It doesn't matter.

>>143870173
Yeah, but which empire has futas?

>get goipendium
>win 9 out of 10 ranked games
>2900 mmr

Volvo pls

>>143871386
I've got 3 24000, just go blind on 4, senpai.

>>143867243
who care...

>>143871502
>he thinks calibration works on win/loss
How new?

>>143871502
Should've ayy lmao spammed when you had the chance

>>143871738
2900 MMR new obviously

Is windows 10 worth buying

>>143871984
Yes goy, of course it is.

>>143871984
>inb4 "botnet"

It's a decent system. Easy to navigate and use, and, if your GPU can run it, it has free support for DX12 (Although Dota seems to be working much better for those using Vulkan)

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>>143871386
If it wasn't rigged you'd go with 4.
Although I wrote this before they added the weird pins near the 24000, it's rigged for sure so it doesn't matter.

>>143871984
Honestly just stay on 7. There's not really much positive about 10 compared to 7 when you're using a desktop.

The only app I use on my notebook is a Youtube app.

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>>143871984
>worth buying

>>143871984
I only upgraded to W10 for Killer Instinct, it's not bad desu but no reason to update if you don't need to.

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Universe is shit now

who is the new best offlanerfu

>>143872445
IXMIKE88

>>143872445
Xiao8

>enter into a bot game
>all russians
>one disconnect on 5 minutes
>win the game like 1 vs 5
Why?

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>sing might stream in an hour
>i'll be asleep by then

feels bad

>>143872538
1 - Abandon gold
2 - The bots' AI is shit, and Valve won't do anything about it

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>>143872585
Same :/

>>143872538
no one actually plays co op vs bots when theyre new like league newbs do

just go play unranked

>>143868368
muh dick

>>143872691
I never played any type of MOBA or whatever is called so im just testing how champions works

>>143872798
>I never played any type of MOBA
>champions
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

>>143872798
play bot games by yourself then, and try not to take away too much from them, because they are actually quite bad for learning (blame valve)

the most you will learn is how not to do stupid shit in lane that will get you killed, basic laning mechanics will let you just kill a bot over and over. and you pretty much have to go mid since your lane partner bot in the sidelanes doesnt take you into consideration when they calculate what they should be doing (ie opponent is dead if you go in 2v1 but the bot plays like youre not there)

>>143872538
>play bot co-op
>someone picks natures prophet
>obviously botting
>pick earth spirit, ward all camps and kick him into places he cant get away from
>he eventually afk abandons
>eventually notices it and is legitimately mad and wont stop spamming chat in full anger

kinda fun every time.

>>143872585
>asleep at 17:30

?

>>143873031
Its 1am in Adelaide.

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>>143873031
>animebabs

>>143873217
>going to bed at 1am

Are you some kind of normie???

>>143873031
Going to sleep then sounds pretty optimal if I wanted to watch manila

>>143873258
>faggot earring

do we have a discord channel

>>143873679
https://discord.gg/0w3rM5KlFbi408dc

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What anime should I watch if I want to get the feeling of having friends to strengthen my skills to work with my Dota team?

>>143873763
>off topic spam is okay i just include the word dota to make it look dota related lol

>>143873605
>dissing based mr. clean
shut up gayboy

>>143873763
Adelaide's anime.

>>143873879
>Learning skills to work with a team is not Dota related

-d2g

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>Two cores suck dick.
>what a surprise they're a party of two.
great game.

>>143873605
>steps to mr. clean
shut the fuck up faggot say that to my face not online motherfucker

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>>143873926
watching degenerate cartoons has quite the opposite effect then

is od shit now. I usually ignore astral and go for that essence aura and orb maxed out then whack some nigga. It works 99% of the time.

But I feel weaker now. I don't know what went wrong.

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Found you.

>>143874175
>4th most common name in monkeyland

>>143874117
astral is an okay wave clearer also having the lower cooldown is nice to have for making some dank plays and safes
all in all id say he has been balanced which is always shit

>>143874117
>he didnt read the patch note

>>143873763
Avatar the last airbender

>>143872798
honestly start a lobby on your own and fill the slots with bots
if your teams bots are fucking up your laning you can ping them then ping another lane and they fuck off. the way valve made them respond to ping is pretty intuitive and well implemented (unlike everything else with the bots)

>>143874175
dude spends too much time shitposting to hit that kind of level
level 50 takes dozens of hours to hit

>>143873763
boku no pico
bleach
sergeant frog

>>143874175
>tfw worthless neet that can't afford overbang

>>143873763
overlord :^)

>>143874573
You're not losing out on anything worthwhile.

>>143874573
Just play TF2

Every fucking match enemy gets ult-to-win Necro, Sven, Jugg, Slark and I have someone like "I will support" Kunkka and "just give me farm" nodamage Gyrocopter.

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>>143874925
>bitching about jugg

most fair hero on that list

>>143874925
>he cant counter just dont be below 50% hp and pray they dont have detection when you get glimmered lol pope
how bad can one shitter be?

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its not enough that they respect my terrorblade play

they must also fear it

>>143875472
fuck off lesnar, you cant even beat 5 lions, how are you supposed to beat a game of dota 2
you are a fake idol at most

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Wait, you aren't supposed to be able to see/hear bristle's quill sprays in the fog of war, right?

>>143874175
That nigger can't afford a $40 game.

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Is there any couple cuter than this?

>>143875668
thats right, youre not SUPPOSED to be able to see any spell effects in fog

but you can because this game is bugged as fuck despite being nearly a decade old

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>another Cosplay competition for a male to dominate in
FEMALES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>daily hero challenge pugna
How do I win with this piece of shit hero, it was nerfed so many times beacause early push strat is toxic for reddit its not even funny.
Literally no one even remembers what this hero does, you want to go mid? You can expect retard to pick anty mage and afk farm for 30min.
REEEEEEEEEEEE

VP will beat Bears ez right?

>>143876007
who's that in the back

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>>143876589
that's a cute Pugna cosplay

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>>143876589
How do you NOT win with Pugna?

>>143876763
Thanks, its me.

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what is going on here?

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>>143876007

when are we going back to the moon?

>>143877061

rofl

>>143877061
should change it so it says "twisted fucking nyxpicker" on the right or something

>>143877061
Glab to see Artour in full JUST mode

>>143877098
After we go for the first time

>>143877098
Literally never.

Even if we for some reason wanted to mine the moon for resources it'll be MUCH cheaper to make robots do the work for us.

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what if tusk the karate chopman can combo his kick and punch when he own aghs??...would pros pick him more doturds??

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Yearly reminder that the international 6 is legion themed because she shares lore with pit lord

Yearly reminder that legion's upcoming comic is going to be about pit lord

Yearly reminder that pitlord is coming out VERY SOON

Yearly reminder that he is being reworked into a creep summoning hero

Yearly reminder that he will be released with an arcana

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free mmr lads

>>143870753
A farmed DK with Skadi and extra range on ult is annoying as shit. NO D A M A G E but you sure as hell will never escape him.

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Rate my TA stats /d2g/

Tell me what I can improve on.

>>143878129
Where's his mask?

>>143878129
>no face veil

AWFUL

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>>143878026
B-but le diffusal!!1

>>143878026
what lane

>>143876714
Dendi from NAVI

>nothing but russian streams
>every fucking day

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>>143876007

>>143873763
PARASYTE

>>143878258
It works and fucks your shit over. Diffusal can be worked around but it's a huge pain in the ass.

Luckily most of the time only one smart fucker bothers with Diffusal on the enemy. Prey on his shitty teammates.

>>143878129
Terrible cosmetic decisions.

>>143878290

Offlane

>>143878258

Once had a game with PL and slark they both went diffusal which I had a hard time dealing with late game. The trick is giving them a shitty laning stage and delaying their core items as much as possible, on that case, slark wasted gold buying diffusal. Well on PL, I had an axe as teammate that game so I was never really worried, you jsut have to work around with your team's picks I guess, but overall this works for me most of the time regardless of line up.

Which hero lets me melt people?

>>143878920
Phoenix

>>143878920
Lina ember spirit doom phoenix

>>143878920
Clint

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WHO'S
THAT
DOTAMON

>>143878920
Lich literally melts people

>>143879116
literally necro

>>143879116
S I L E N C E R

>>143878258
diffusal is a legit counter to omni its just that no one in pubs will remember to buy it or use the purge

I just don't understand why people are so dumb.

They don't understand the game is not about fighting but about destroying buildings. They REFUSE to push when they should, and try to fight when they shouldn't.

>>143879116
clinkz

>>143879360
>playing the game
Your own fault

>>143878258
euls helps against GA as well

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so is huskar good in this meta?

>>143879519
last pick material as usual

>>143879489
What else am I supposed to do? If I want to be a spectator I'll watch the footy.

Games are meant to be played but people don't seem to understand the basic goal.

>>143879519
better than last patch but still mediocre unless you're facing lmaonostuns

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What if there was a hero that would make enemy abilities work in reverse? i.e. while debuffed, every time PL gets hit there's a chance the attacking hero spawns an illusion.

>>143879618
Play a different game and only use this thread to shitpost

>>143879695
sounds like a cool idea for a custom game

>>143879743
Ok then

Cuck cuck cuck xD Kappa babyrage

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>>143879196
>>143879239
>>143879442
NOPE

IT WAS A COSTA RICAN PUCK

>>143879695
pretty complicated for some abilities

Like sunstrike, does it invoke one on your position?

What does tornado do?

What about Mirana's arrow?

>>143879841
>Got blinks.
He already peaked, whatever he build after that is irrelevant

>>143879841
viable reported, you mongoloid

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>Dagon recipe from 1250 to 1350
>Dagon now reduces manacost of all spells and items by 10/14/18/22/26%

r8 my meme

>>143879841
>post a completely viable build

you dont know how this game is played do you?

>>143880090
its extra irrelevant when someone else already built a shivas guard

>>143879841
viable reported

>>143879841
literally the only thing not viable here is the reaver

kill yourself

>>143880158
>>143880267
>>143880286
>2 shivas guards is viable

>>143880047

Damages the hero furthest to the selected spot ignoring teams.

>>143868075
Literally just rightclick creeps

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What if regeneration from Aegis expiration was reduced from five seconds to three seconds, but could no longer be cancelled by damage?

>>143880286
>reaver puck
>not ultra viable

Hello 2k

What if d spear spec had a 1 second cooldown before victims could be effected by it again? Would reddit stop crying then?

>>143868075
blink>manabreak>spellshield

get wand-treads before bfury so you arent a blinking melee creep

hit creeps till you have all three

>>143880362
how do you know he didnt get it first?

>more vision is bad

Why can't these motherfucking games start on time

What was that about VP and The Summit 5 that kotlguy mentioned in the Starseries stream?
Did something happen during the qualifiers?

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>CARRY abadon

fuck you d2g

im never listening to you again

>>143880870
>I'm retarded
Vlad's>Situational>Agh's
p much always

>>143880870
>carry
>tranquils
?

>>143880870
A carry is supposed to last hit

>>143880870
>he fell for the carry abaddon meme

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/fc/Anti_laugh_05.mp3

>>143880870
>no skadi
>against five (5) melee

The only role you we're playing was RETARD

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>>143880870
>lmao 2 radiance
>heart TA
>arcanes AND bloodstone

Your team is partially to blame.

>>143880870
>tide refresher aghs GGs
?!

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sigh

Do we have a discord? I don't want to post on a cooldown like we have here. I want to chat in real-time with you guys.

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>>143880870
>he listened to the reddit memester

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>4 days until we get to see Shitrekt and EG fail again.
great week ahead desu.

>>143881419
>that viper build

gross

>>143880870
GOOD carry abaddon vs BAD carry abaddon

what'd you expect

Why pro players dont 5-th pick omniknight in drow lineup?
The whole point of this is just to end game quick but those retard dont pick PERMANENT BKB THE HERO MAN.
Instead they throw bodies at the rax, give aegis to their agi threads/yasha drow with 900hp and lose.

>>143880870
>no blink on tide or timber
>radiance before shivas on phoenix
>radiance and tranqs on "carry" abaddon
>zero (0) bkbs on either team
What mmr is this?

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ReDeYe @PaulChaloner
So me and @PajkattDota had a police escort from the airport to the hotel.

how the hell does valve afford to pay all of this

>>143881673
single draft

single draft was a mistake

not even lpq, I just thought it would have less 3rd world retards

>>143881542
What if shitrekt and evilassholes win manila and ti6? It could still happen. But dota would die.

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>>143877061
Dendi was LEFT
Arteezy was Right

>>143881815
>THEY WERE ONLY PRETENDING TO LOSE

kek

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>tfw autism queue
>literally win or lose based on who's less tilted
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS CRUEL FATE, PRAY TELL D2G.

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>>143881815
>Doubting
Shit teams win some honeypot lans boo-hoo so what?

>When you make the mistake of trying to play safelane carry

Mid/Solo Offlane/Jungle 4 lyfe

>>143882021
kek

>viper on my team who bought vanguard was criticizing our terrorblade player for building dragon lance

i have fucking seen it all, lads

>>143882189
The future of dota hangs in the balance of secret and egs performance. If they fuck up there is a future.

>>143882189
in before honetpot majors

and eventually, honey pot TIs

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>>143882340
>majors arent honeypot lans

>>143882340
>honeypot TI
When memes go too far

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>>143882189
NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS FALSE NARRATIVE, YOU FUCKED UP PETER, YOU SHALL NEVER LIVE UP TO YOUR NAMESAKE PYOTR VELIKIY

>>143882340
>honey pot TIs
this years prizepool won't even reach 18 million, it is a honeypot

fucking joke TI lmao

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>>143882192
>Play safelane AM
>My team doesn't support me one fucking bit and abandons the lane 90 seconds in assuming I'm going to stack all of my points into spellshield to counter this nigger seer popping level 3 ion shells on three creeps at a time
>fucked up lane
>build head dress and ring of health
>farm and come out with a battlefury in decent timing anyway
>ass fuck dark seer later that game
>win by splitpushing while my team fights the hilariously fed enemy team
>supports and midlaner are in a tri stack
>start tipping eachother
>mfw

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>>143882482
>mfw yuros or chinks are shitposting because they won honeypot TI. LITERALLY WHO CARES LMAO

what will D2G become if EG wins TI two years in a row

eg fan / americuck here

>>143882637
I hate it because your support is either a useless XP sponge, or the type of support who ends up turning your lane into a trilane for last hits

its why I only solo offlane, mid, or jungle now, and ever since I've been much, MUCH more successful.

>>143882637
>picking AM
die in a fire

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>>143882665
next year will go better since Valve will now see they went overboard with this years compendium

to much jew = lost sales

they will find a good balance for next year and then EG will win again

lmao enjoy your honeypot win this year Euros and Chinks no one will remember you just like TI4

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HELP

>>143882765
Dead

>>143882765
Considering /d2g/ is about 80% euro,
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3

>mirana ult is balanced
Said literally no one ever.

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>>143882802
The magic ends HERE.

>>143882981
>countered by a 180 gold item

buy dust ya fuckin' moron

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>>143882981
ur mom is balanced on my dick ;)

>>143883023
200 gold fucking FIXED that for you you're welcome.

it's no good carrying dust if the gank has already happened.

>>143882981
>enemy team has riki, bounty, clinkz, nyx, or anyone with shadowblade
>better place sentry wards to prevent ganks
>enemy team has Mirana
>these observer wards will keep us safe

guys, listen up

mjollnir huskar

>guy picks meepo mid
>guy 2 picks axe jungle
>meepo stacks a camp for himself
>axe takes it
>meepo steals Axe's boots because they obviously belong on the ground
>drops them to the enemy, they get destroyed
>axe proceeds to feed
>team flames and blames Axe
When did people start enabling shitters ?
thanks for reading, upvote and subscribe

>>143883140
uh

no

its 180 gold

being stupid isn't trolling

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>>143883240
sentry wards you dumb nigger.

>>143883184
>jungle axe in the first plact

gross

wtf how are VP still allowed to play?
I want to see them dragged to Seattle and hung in front of valve HQ.

>>143883410
why?

Are VP disqualified yet? Madara deserves to go to the Summit.

>>143883329
>sentry wards for detecting invisible heroes

haha

oh wow

>>143883410
Their owned by a billionaire or something, I'm boycotting valve if they don't do anything against those cheaters

>WR complains all match about how the WK counterwards the entire game
>I put down a ward near roshpit and it got dewarded less than 10 seconds later
>"haha this guy is really diligent in dewarding"
>WR "what does diligent mean"

4k MMR games

>>143883410
>>143883490
>assmad because they lost their bugattis

What mid heroes can you first pick /d2g/?
Invoker, alchemist, and who else?

>>143883501
>I can see enemy after they kill me xDDD
kys

>>143883501
youre complaining about being ganked though

what is the proper way to play doom?

I tried to jungle and it was a fucking meme

literally every single camp except the small one had centaurs

I think I will do mid doom next

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What hero do I pick when I have a need to be carried by a strong lane partner that I can encourage to play better through ERPing?

>>143880870
Where are phase boots? Where is Mjolnir or AC? Why the fuck did you buid new meme item?

>>143883745
mid doom vs melee heroes is legit
infernal blade is one of the best bullying abilities

>>143883786
anti mage

>>143880870
that shit only works against retards you retard aka sub 5k mm

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>go mid
>win
>don't go mid
>lose
hmmm...

>>143882021
she takes 3 shots center mass then runs away
s m h
this is why you don't use 9mm

>>143883745
I dnno, doom can't really jungle well anymore
Get lvl 3 or 4 and just dive mid

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>>143883948
What is your win condition?

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I lost passion playing this game
How do I find passion again famalams

what if razor could steal damage from towers?

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>>143884043
having fun!

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>>143884043
Reducing enemy ancients hp to 0.

what if Rubick could lift towers

>>143884195
Play all random

what if puck could dream coil towers?

>>143884213
>>143884280
>>143884345
not this shit again

>>143867249
pugna bottle crows od to death
ward also prevents any real kind of counter harass

What if ezalor could mana leak towers?

What if d2g had a discord?

>>143884453
https://discord.gg/0dRxGYLssGNePPXl

>>143883786
you posted her

>>143884453
Then it would be full of reddit autists and nobody sane would use it?

what if EG gets eliminated by col

>>143884572
W-want to be my l-lane partner?

>>143884654
no faggot
me solo mid ptmr

>>143878781
>>143878258
Forcing enemies to buy Diffusal by picking Omni is already an advantage. Also they just change Diffusal Purge to have 2s cooldown so they cannot repeatedly purge your teammates. Also Diffusal Blade is shit on a lot of Strength heroes

>>143884708
W-want me t-to gank your lane for y-you?

What if Ogre Magi could bloodlust towers?

>>143884636
then d2g will celebrate by having a gay orgy

>>143884786
wtf? no, shitstain
its 7 minutes. wheres your midas?
why are you buying fucking wards? do you want to lose?

>losing to DB
what did they mean by this?

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That feel when someone is being rude to you and you stop helping him and see him continue his raging throughout the game.

what if rupture worked like mana leak

would strygwyr finally be good

What does /d2g/ think of carry Abaddon?

>>143884636
I'll fap really hard and shitpost as I do it. But I've got exams around that time so it's annoying.

what if iron talon worked on towers

>http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/509571-manila-major-the-power-rank-returns
>Secret: 11th
JUST

What if secret beats DC in a two Oh?

>>143885191
I seem to recall feast working on enemy fountain in DotA and saw Lifestealer solo the enemy fountain once

>>143885432
Then they should be proud for winning their first ever series.

>>143885595
kek

>>143885058
I can jungle and still gank your lane while whispering sweet words into your ear <3

>>143885349
>EG this high
DELUSIONAL

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Seems like this washed up guy can't stay on a team for more than 3 weeks.

>>143885449

When ursa gets 6 slotted with CM and you right click the frost bited enemy fountain to death. Those were the times.

What if Rupture worked on towers?
Would Strygwyr finally be viable competitively?

>>143885779
>knowing spanish, russian and english
Damn you must be able to actually play Dota 2. I'm a little jealous.

>>143885779
So what does that say in a first world language?

>>143886142
>russian
I think thats greek.

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:(

synths not allowed entry into manila?
kek

Noone could've won this 10 mins ago, step up aloha

>>143886315
It won't be long until synths can reach the low, low bar of passing as an autistic gamer. Then the hustle of a lifetime begins in esports.

Why arent VP permanently banned from all valve events yet?

>>143886143
From what I remember from high school Spanish the first line is

exists much road for a professional.

From this we can take that is a story of his struggle to become a pro dota player

>>143886435
kek

When's Ryu getting added to dota?

>>143886745
what would his skill set look like doturds?

>pick enigma
>destroy their throne at 35 minute mark


Found my new mmr grinding hero

>>143886980
>pick enigma
>team doesnt want to push
i hope you never experience this meme

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>>143886745
Streetfighter or breath of fire or ninja gaiden?

>Ryu from breath of fire gets added
>melee strength hero
>uses a sword to fight his enemies
>ultimate transforms him into a dragon

Too bad we will never have a hero like that in the game.

>>143886745
Hank hill is next fucking retard. ryu won't come until at least after seinfeld, maybe even after post-parkinson's michael j fox

>>143886980
>pick enigma
>get instantly silenced after ult
>nearby allies farm forest and spam "Get back!"

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how do I into Winter Wyvern?

I want to learn the need to breed

>>143887056
Oh, mine didn't push. They kept wanting to fight.

I just ignored their pings and pushed hard.

>>143887164
>Not making sure you catch their hero with a silence in the black hole

Come on, basic enigma

>>143886627
>implying they even need to do anything to pass as an autist other than be one of those lifelike plastic japanese robot faces
>this is my daughter DAU01-P, she is autistic and can only play games, and can't talk at all aside from posting on /tv/. Her disability requires that I lead her around, talk for her, and place the controls in her hands at competitions, please understand
ez money

>>143887274
>Not making sure you catch their hero with a silence in the black hole
Silencer can cast from his fountain and through magic immunity.

>>143887273
Reddit got you covered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8IB007GQa4

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what if you lose any EXP since your last level up when you die that drops at the spot of your death and you can get it back but if you die again before getting it it disappears forever?

>>143878920

Like a billion of them

>>143887273
>enemy picks Meepo
>farm Meepo

>>143887654
Why did I read that "EXP" as "ERP"?