Dota 2 general /d2g/

what if playing ranked dota was only allowed after submitting your uni diploma to Valve

>tfw 4k carry thinks he's pro freezing lane next to his tower when enemy offlane is jungling

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Would you, /d2g/?

>>143819706
>actually good OP
thank fucking go

>>143819643
bkb doesnt stop bkb

>>143819863
>Retards who think they can "push" just because the lane is empty despite the fact they lack any wave clear

next time pick a support that can jungle

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>>143819841
>submitting your uni diploma

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what if sand king ult just had a long cast point instead of channel?

>>143819706
>Fixed OP

God bless you, anon

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>>143819841
are you implying university diplomas equate to intelligence

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Anyone else here an original gangsta?

>play SF
>still bad at razes

How do I into Shadow Feed this meta? I can't time my razes right.

>>143819998
t. core only player who doesn't understand what pulling is

>>143820259
Not every hero and player can hit every CS under tower

Nothing tops you from picking a CM or w/e
and being able to jungle

>>143820258
Have you tried gitting gud?

>>143820258

get a bitchboi bounty to sit mid with a blightstone and get aura instead of raze. play like a clinkz with early deso and chew towers

>>143820467
Upvoted.

>>143820613

i mean the alternative is to actually practice and get good at razes but he wants an easy way out.

i never said it was going to win him all his games

Can someone recommend me a good mouse for dota? Preferably something big with large slope for thumb to rest. Also must be GNU/Linux compatible so no Razor shit please.

>>143820048
What if SK's ult did damage based on how long he channeled it

what if zeus ult did damage based on how long he channeled it

>>143820465
Still practicing it with bots senpai, not dying is still a bit hard.

>>143820467
Isn't one level for aura enough? SF is like free gold for offlaners these days.

what if radiance did global damage but it doesn't cancel blink

what if there was a hero that could throw gold to do dmg

what if you could pay real money for ingame gold during the game

what if you could doom buildings

our girl is streaming

what if you could crit buildings

>>143820048
Dudde what if austic finale was chanelend

what if you could create a teamfight by pressing a button

>>143820725
do we look like a fucking tech store, faggot?
just get a fucking regular fucking m4 & m5 generic nigger mouse off amazon for 30 bucks

a mouse DOESNT have a massive impact on your gameplay
dont be a fucking idiot

>>143821121

based

literally better dp

what if there was a veil but for physical damage

what if there was a medallion but for magical damage

what if armor scaled with cosmetics

what if there was a arcane boots but for health

what if there was raindrops for physical damage

>>143821185
>doom t1
>tower still has 999 damage and 100000 armor
literally BadJakiroE

what if there was a bottle but for damage instead of mana/hp

what if doom's starting armor and starting damage were swapped

What if there was a pipe but for pure damage?

what if there was a hero who only had stats?

What if huskar gained armor & damage block with his E

what if you could pay people to get better at dota

what if there was an armlet but for INT

what if lol is actually a better game and we just don't know

what if there was a bkb for physical damage

>>143821342
>If I greentext good advice it'll make it look bad
?

>>143821342
always have scroll
counter pick
don't pick your autistic hipster non meta heroes
look at the map

what if tb could sunder himself

what if there was an armlet but for AGI

what if there was an armlet that reduced your armour, str, and damage but gave you health regen

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what if I include an image with my post

what if there was a ghost scepter but for magic damage

what if agi gave evasion

>>143819706
>The OP is back again
dog bless

what if skeleton king could cast his ult whenever he wanted like how abbadon can

what if dagon hit towers?

what if undying had a permanent aegis

>>143821628
M A D M A N
A
D
M
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>>143821681

what if refresher refreshed refresher

what if OD could overdose on INT?

what if there was an octarine but for items

what if there was demolish for heroes

what if there was a dagon but for mana

what if phantom lancer had zealot charge

what if cm could frostbite the ancient?

what if sheever was actually a man

what if some /d2g/ autist actually answered all these questions

what if you could RP towers?

what if Secret won Manila

what if there was a diffusal blade but for health

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what if sheever loved me like I love her

>>143821907
Then I'd be gay.

what if the communist chinese government banned dota?

>>143821958
You'd be in jail for beastiality

what if reddit balanced dota

what if there was a fishing rod item that you could heal yourself with in the river

what if you could create illusions of towers

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what if you all shut the fuck up

>>143822043
>>143822082
Spamming is a bannable offense

What if DC played CoL right now?
Who would win?

I havent touched dota since 2 years ago with the whole sniper / troll meta. I only got one question:

Is my nigga brewmaster still a trash hero or is he now at least decent? I just read the lastest patch notes and I feel like he just got nerfed again.

Thanks for feedback etc.

what if you could plant crops in the jungle and then get like free mangos

what if heroes with shadow in their name got a free shadow blade

what if you could eblade the fountain

what if taylor swift did an announcer pack for dota?

what if icefrog buffed techies?

what if reddit never got techies nerfed

what if invoker had a free tome of knowledge

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what if you could kiss your teammates for buffs

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>>143821875
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Nik, I'll forgive ALL of your misdoings if you BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCK

>>143819910
Yea probably. Its a pretty feminine penis so I dont see why not

what if iron branches stacked

What if we had killstreaks like in CoD

>>143822429
>tfw only one (You)

what if you could deny the ancient

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HAHAHAHA XDD ITS DOWNDY X POOPEY EPIC

>>143822475
same pretty sad because I posted more than once :(

what if there was a mango but for hp

what if you could buy items for towers

>>143822503
denying mmr, brilliant!

what if there was a dagon but for physical damage

>>143821462
It isnt

what if treads was split up into 3 different boots instead of being switchable

>>143822505
>puppey in the foreground
>dondo in the background
it's like pottery

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post rare EE

What if arcana was automatically equipped when you get to a certain MMR?

what if there was a mango for damage

what if you could destroy the fountain

what if you could steal enemy gold

what if there were agi and int versions of bkb

what if I killed myself

what if you could combine ironwood branches into a ball and consume them for permanent stat increase?

what if you could buy roshan

what if you could autoattack yourself to deny yourself

what if vanguard blocked magic damage

what if merchant wasn't a jew

what if you could use midas on heroes with under 5% hp

>>143822792
>still not implemented for battle pass quests

IceFrog pls

what if you had to buy heroes

what if THIS THREAD WASN'T FUCKING SHIT

what if you could buy a new ancient

What if you could spend 100 gold to set a new respawn point

what if you could change the color of the river

what if you could refresh glyph

what if you could deny your teammates suffering from ANY and EVERY damage over time spell?

what if icefrog is reading this thread and nodding his head

what if there were no items in dota

what if refresher orb worked on health and mana?

what if you could iron talon heroes

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who /badboy/ here?

what if mods did their fucking jobs?

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bfury dusa will return

What if you could consume 2 gems like moonshard?

>>143823119
what if icefrog started this meme

what if you could upgrade rapier

what if friendly fire was constantly enabled and there was no "deny range"?

what if you could heal buildings with salves?

what if you could give valve money to win matches

what if all these posts will be implemented in dota 3

what if you could build rax anywhere on the map

what if there was a battlefury but for spells

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he is going to be kicked soon right?

what if denying towers gave your team gold instead

what if arteezy won a ti?

what if you could buy creeps

What if you could purchase pets?

what if denying gave you the gold/xp that the enemy team is denied?

what if you could control all creeps

what if tinker could rearm midas

what if you died irl if you died in dota

what if refresher orb worked on your mmr?

what if alchemist could buy items for the ancient

what if hero movement had an acceleration component to it

>>143823652
I wish

what if alchemist could buy a new ancient?

what if doom aghs closed your game

what if there was an aghs but for physical damage

what if alchemist could buy a new alchemist

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>>143823194
>947

jesus christ anon, what are your games like

what if roshan walked out of the pit and pushed against the team that last killed him every time he respawned

what if every /d2g/ was like this

what if someone walked in on this

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is it possible to play meepo this patch?

what if jungles were removed?

what if the ancient and the fountain swapped places

what if terrorblade could sunder towers

what if necro aghs made you disconnect

what if the jungle was actually a jungle and you needed a qb to move in it

what if 2 roshans would spawn on the third respawn, one carrying cheese, and the other carrying aegis?

>>143823916
didn't dc win with meepo recently?

what if both ancients blew up at the 60 min mark

what if there was a 4th stat?

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post a reaction image and a hero's name and i'll draw it

first to get a 3 or 7 wins

what if there was no ancient and you had to kill the fountain to win

what if you could stack roshan

>>143823565
...hmmm... that almost sounds like a good idea. WC3 Tank War style.

What if satanic allowed you to dominate ancients

>>143824090
what if armor was an attribute

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>>143824117
meepo

what if barracks respawned?

what if you could stack enemy heroes in the fountain

>>143824209
hi league shitter

what if denying barracks healed them fully?

>>143824192
what if there were "armor heroes"

what if they had 3 armor gain per level?

what if there were no creeps

>>143824207
shitty image m8 but i'll do it

what if necro aghs caused the target to uninstall dota

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>>143824117
necro

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what if there was an easier system for a standin to get onto someones account so the tournament conductors wouldn't find out?

what if there was an item that made spells cost hp instead of mana

what if there was a hero with 12 ultimates and 4.0 int gain?

what if Gaben was a playable character

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>>143824117
axe

what if silencer ult made players deaf

what if you could pay gold to remove items from the enemies inventory

what if zeus ult worked on creeps

what if midas actually turned enemies into gold

what if you could pay money to remove enemies from the team?

>>143824493
His Agh's should make it so it works on all enemy units.

>>143824493
what if mirana ult worked on creeps

what if you had to pay gaben $1 for every game of dota

what if furion ult worked on buildings

what if omniknight aghs summoned god to end the game instantly

what if I ran outta ideas

what if you could buy an item that allowed you to redirect a single creep wave?

What if AA's Ice Blast effect affected creeps so he could farm worth a shit

what if destroying buildings gave the enemy team gold

what if there was mana void for hp

what if anything that was caught in black hole was deleted from the game

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Patch comes in
Patch goes out
CARRY Abbadon
Is what it's all about

>>143824661
what if omniknight had an ulti that summons god and instantly ends the game but omniknight has to gather 20 charges for it where 1 charge = 2 kills, and omni loses 1/4th of all charges when he dies

what if lifestealer could infest enemies

what if Dota 3 was set in the future

what if curse of avernus slowed abaddon instead

what if dota 2 finally came out of beta and was revealed to be dota 3?

What if icefrog reverted the rocket barrage nerf so I could play support gyromancer again

what if culling blade worked on trees

what if icefrog reverted the ancients map buffs so I could ancient jungle with all the heros again?

what if laguna blade had its cd reset like culling blade

what if chrono wasnt an ultimate and could be leveled 10 times
each level increasing its aoe

what if there was mana shield for hp

what if alchemist could buy heroes from the enemy team to work for him

what if veno ult could kill

>>143825307
that would be amazing

what if alchemist could buy enemy buildings

What if there was an escape from this hell

what if you could buy bloodstone in real life

what if Fata started this

what if AM was anti life and could deny heroes/buildings/creeps from 100% hp

what if alchemist lend some money to the ancients, so they could get lawyers and end the war

what if you could level stats on invoker

what if you could buy a fountain and place it in the enemy fountain

what if veno ult spread from enemies getting close to each other

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what if you could go back

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Does wanting to fuck a trap make you gay?

>>143825771
Yes
Only REAL feminine penises attached to women arent gay. You are gay anon.

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rate my terrorblade stats /d2g/

what if lycan ult activated at night at lasted until day

what if everything about CK was 2x as strong but could miss 1/2 the time
mkb would not fix his attacks missing
his spells can miss
his ult missing would mean it doing nothing at all and going on cd

what if morphling had free raindrops

>>143825952
RNG is only fun in small doses

Go over the daily recommended and you're asking for a bad time.

what if morphling could turn into a building
turning into a rax would spawn creeps

what if morphling had fountain regen and was invisible and invulnerable in the river

what if dwarven siege tank was finally released in dota?

what if you could buy temporary megacreeps

what if heroes could breed with each other and spawn new heroes 10 mins later
breeding will take 30s each time
you could stack babies

>43 IDs

JUST

what if pit lord was op on release to help sell its arcana

>>143826303
What if it was renamed Gnomish Siege Tank because Gnokes made the design and not dwarves

what if terrorblade could sunder the ancient

what if all meepos had full inventory access

what if I false claimed this as all me

what if rubick stealing spells meant the enemy hero lost their spell untill rubick died

what if rubick could steal passives

what if when rubick stole spells they replaced his q/w/e/r so he can have a maximum of 4 stolen spells

what if earthshaker could make an impassable hole as long as fissure
it would last untill he makes a new one
yes he could block his entire team in the fountain at level 1

what if earthshaker actually shook the ground

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>Play support
>Be winning game
>Go like 0-8-25
>Lose a fight
>Mid starts yelling "WTF WE'RE LOSING FIGHTS BECAUSE THE SUPPORT'S FUCKING FEEDING 0-8 GG" in all chat
>mfw

You can instantly tell apart someone who has never ever tried to play support.

what if rubick could steal gold

what if broodmother had to lay eggs to spawn spiderlings
her nuke would lose the ability to spawn them but stay as a nuke

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>>143827140
David???

>>143827263

what if broodmother had to mate with other heroes and lay eggs in them in order to spawn spiderlings

what if rubick could steal arcanas?

what if heroes gained passive boosts to hp/mana/dmg/armor/m resist if there were more heroes of their species on their team

what if rubick wasnt such a nigger?

what if you could choose a hated enemy at the beginning of the match and deal bonus dmg to them all game

Anyone wanna play a game? We need 2. Add cocknobbler24, I have a picture of Revin' Evan

what if every time silencer ulted the sound of silenced started playing?

what if dazzle grave didnt save you but removed your respawn time

what if manta style created two random heroes

what if reincarnation made you respawn as a different hero

what if axe had a brother called sword

what if storm aghs transformed you into ahri

what if phoenix ult turned your screen pure white for its duration without having any effects on the heroes

>>143823916
I think it's better than last patch but still pretty game losing unless they have literally 5 heroes terrible against meepo

what if doomlings could doom heroes

what if death prophet wasn't a shitty hero

what if morphling could morph int as well

What if gaben endorsed donald trump for president, and all the compendium procedes went to his campaign fund?

>>143828312
What if you heard two tiny high-pitched yells when they did it and it was only 1/3 as powerful for both dooms.
>"You are doomed!"
>"Ya you over there, youre also doooooomed!"
And then it just wears off in 5 seconds.

what if lone druid could eat his bear to permanently gains it's items
no way of changing the items he has eaten
can't summon a new bear if he eats one

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>~94 dollars worth of levels to gain access to a lengthy quest line which will result in some hats for LC
Doturds...?

what if centaur couldnt buy boots but gained more ms as he leveled up

What if there was a hero with 10 str gain and 0 dex gain?

>>143829098
Bane?

what if black hole grew bigger with every hero/creep it hit
the new size would be applied only on the next cast
can stack infinitely

what if boots could stack?

>>143828928

unless it's a big fat dick, it isn't worth it

what if ember, storm and earth spirit could interact with each others remnants as if they were their own

>>143828928
Yes, we're aware valve is a bunch of jews. This is nothing new.

what if kotl could kidnap female heroes but when they return the female hero would get a 50% overall boost

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>297 posts
>51 IPs

>>143829827
what if sirredditfag was banned from all valve events?

what if valve gave d2g the power to pick the casters/analysts/host for TI

>>143828914
Does he gain its stats as well

what if kunkka is the most broken hero in dota and you retards are too dumb to realize it

Str Heroes and OP Slark : The Patch

>>143830025
also there is no minimum number of casters/analysts
you can end up with 1 caster 1 analyst and the host doing the entire thing
>>143830097
1/3 its hp and mana

what if all the shitters that say slark is OP got permabanned from everything in life

>>143825664
You can

>>143830440
Then it would be a great injustice that only Slark gets this while Techies, Doom and OD were gutted at Reddit's whim.

>>143830440
t. slark picker

>>143830751
t. reddit

>>143829827
this is the fastest posts/minute this general has gone in some time when esports isnt on
we're on our final legs
spamming is one of the final stages of a dying general
rip

what if lina had big boobs?

Who's in charge here?

>>143831539
me

>>143831786
wait a second your not me

Normal skill here, been playing with my 4k friend for the past 2 month and I've sensed a lot of improvement
Does playing with good players/people that are good at the game make me really get better at it?
And no, I'm not just blindly playing, I'm playing and observing how they play. Same goes for pros

>>143832158
Yes? You should always surround yourself with people who are better than you with things you want to improve in, its the fastest way to improve. This goes for anything in life.

>>143832158
yes

same for any game

it is really good if you find people better than you who wont just get mad at you, but tell you what to do.

so they are basically just coaching you. I played a ton of games with 4-5k players and learned so much

you will probably mostly play support, but you can still watch how they play

>>143832158
obviously, yes.
ofc at some point your friend will be just a 4k tard and you will need to move on on your own.

but yeah follow his lead and see what he does right.

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>everyone tells me to play zeus for the aether lens quest
>i pick sand king

>>143832985
Zeus is a better hero to rush it on... probably the best....

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So I just learned the hard way that you can't drop bottles with runes in them when the enemy stole my aegis

what if this what if (...) poster was a faggot.
o wait

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Can you tell me who won, guys?
Can you tell me why?

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How do I into Meepo? Do you guys assign each meepo to different control groups? Dagger first before Aghs?

>>143832810
>>143832826
>>143832884
alright danke

>>143833397
autism/10

>>143833432
go BoTs>dagger>aghs>skadi/hex

Heroes I like :
TA
Lycan
PA
Tiny
AM
Basically all nothing personnel kid, is there any hope for me as a human being?

>>143833432
Use tab
Control groups for main meepo and all meepos

Brown boots > Bottle > Aghs > BoTs > Dagger > whatever you need for the game

what if PA aghs gives her 30% true evasion like backtrack

Is Tiny mid viable in ranked?

>>143835061
Dont get shit on in lane and make sure your team is ready to apply pressure with you when you start snowballing out of control

Free MMR

>>143835061
are you retarded for asking that question?

>>143835061
sure

>pick support early picking phase so they won't counter your carry
>Carry is shit

>first pick carry so you dont have a shit carry
>get countered

I'm honestly done with this game

>>143835639
just pick slark fmam

>be really far ahead
>team starts throwing against BH
>enemy team is suddenly super rich with track gold + comeback gold
>lose
5.8k average

>>143835639
>playing the game
It's your own fault

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>>143835882
>Be really far ahead
>Team starts losing teamfights with BH
>As long as the team gets 2-3 track kills they will still come out ahead in gold even in teamwipes
>Win

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What if ovarywatch is a 1000x better then doughturds we are just in denial of the games superiority

>>143835061
as long as the enemy team has at least 2 heros you can combo
then its ez

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>>143836226
Anon only like 15% of the characters in Overwatch have secondary weapons or secondary firing modes

I just don't see that game lasting longer than 8 months if they don't make some changes.

>>143827118
this game just fucking punishes you for playing support
your mmr is based on how well your carry does

>>143836226
f2p > 40$ tho, nothing to discuss here

>>143836226
>Paying for a f2p experience

Nice meme

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>>143836508
its a paywall so your games wont be filled with Peruvians and Brazilians

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Nice fucking thread you've got here, DOTARDS.

Really fucking epic.

Amazing DOTA 2 discussion.

>>143836667
Who cares about South Americans in a FPS game?

I mean literally who cares, in a FPS game you don't really give a shit about who you're trying to teamwork with because usually you don't need to teamwork to win big time unless it's Counter-strike.

>>143835823
and if they ban slark just pick lich and go bully the enemy safelane

>play SWM, a "shit support" according to /d2g/
>13/4/27 victory
>play WD, an "op support" according to /d2g/
>3/13/12 loss

Dotards?

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

>>143836941
Chi Long Qua here best skywrath mage the world has ever seen.

>>143836941
>Not playing Lion

fuck is actually wrong with you

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>tfw when I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw when my 50 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw when that equals to a 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw when you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw that once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw that I am the chosen by the mist

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TFW chinkna is already making aimbot, autoshooter and other shit for ovarywatch

>P2P games is better because no hackers want to waste their money they said

>playing without worried of them hackers they said nice job there blizzturd

>>143836941
sky is a good support b/c he needs 0 items, but sucks in some games because he has 0 survivability, he's situational, as all dota heroes are

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The core aspect of CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ultimate.

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>pick a hero with a taunt
>spam the taunt in lane
>gain a physcological advantage every time
>collect a guaranteed positive amount of mmr over time
Easy game honestly

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What if MVP won the upcoming TI??....doturds are you ready for our new supreme overlord

>>143837327
>Rushing memecore
>not just building GG and winning like that
>Buying aghanims ever on Jakiro

wew lad

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>>143837327
Nice blog faggot

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>>143837623

It's a bit outdated..

So why the delay with pitlord again? Its obvious valve don't care about getting him perfectly balanced. The earlier version of winter wyvern show that whoever is in charge of this shit doesn't actually think about balance all that much, and its not like he could possibly be worse than current arc warden, so what exactly are they waiting for?

>>143837741
Post nudes and i'll forgive you.

>fiend's grip and lasso can be dispelled by LC and Abbadon

why is this allowed

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>>143837749
>So why the delay with pitlord again?

Buy more Compendium levels, goy.

>>143837794

Why would you want nude pictures of myself? I'm guy.

You're not fucking GAY, are you?

>>143837749
optimal timing to boost the ti5 prize pool as much as possible

>>143837749
Arcana event so they can make money off the release

Valve doesn't care about dota 1 parity anymore. They just want to milk this cow until it can give no more, then they just toss it aside and blame the people who loved the game for letting it die.

>>143837749
Pit Lord is actually fucking garbage outside of Atrophy Aura. They're going to make the Pit Lord release some big hype thing that happens at the same time as the next compendium/battle pass or at TI.

>>143837819
because you end up with LC/Abbadon

>>143837749

Once Pit Lord is ported, Tinker will no longer be the worst hero in the game.

Assuming he doesn't get a large overhaul like centaur did when he was ported into dota 2.

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>>143837908
Yes actually I am

Now where are the nudes? Get a move on nerd.

Anyone know anything about CPU / GPU on the market right now? I have about $800 for a new PC build.

>>143838581
http://www.logicalincrements.com/

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>>143838354
Booooooo~

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If i get below B at my exam i will stop playing dota, UNLESS this post ends in a 9.

Wish me luck senpai.

You are being very mean to me and I do not like the way you are talking to me. >>143838782

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>axe player named Bane feeds and abandons
>playing 4v5 in ranked woe is me
>end up winning
>me 11-2 jugger "free wins" naut and our mid razzil "fat and a jew" darkbrew

>>143839690

kys blogshitter.

>>143839690
heh gj famalam

those kind of wins are the best