/owg/ - Overwatch General

How tight is D.Va?

I want to fuck Mercy

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looking for people to play with NA pls respond

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>tfw bored already

http://www.strawpoll.me/10337755

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Shooting the shit balance changes.

Supports:
>Give Zenyatta 25 more shield
>Symmetra grants 50 shield to team mates

Tanks:
>Defensive Matrix lasts 4.5 seconds
>Cooldown increased to 12 seconds.

Defense:
>Reduce Sonic Arrow Cooldown to 15
>Reduce Storm Bow draw to .3
>Reduce Widow's Kiss charge to .8
>Reduce Grappling Hook pull speed
>Change Bastion HP ratio to 150 health and 150 armor
>Give Trobjorn 25 armor

Offense:
>Give Soldier 76 50 more health.
>Flashbang stuns from the front the same. Half duration on the side. Slows from the back by 15% of a full Mei icing, doesn't stack.
>Dragonblade swings deal 180 damage

>>143713573
>gamer girl idol
>tight

So I'm thinking of playing....might want to join some of you fine folks....

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I love Junkrat so much

unless there are 2 bitch class heroes on the opposing team, mccree and tracer cannot use their guns.

>fucking tripfag makes a thread

Kill yourself faggot. Don't bother responding, you are filtered.

>>143713668
and?

ay when the fuck is that survey in the OP ever gonna get published?

Every pro overwatch player wants 1 hero limit in competitive

Are you a pro overwatch player?

If I leave a game does it count as a loss?

>>143713748
Honestly, this game is going to die if hero limits aren't in ranked.

>shit talk a mei main
>i win the round
>he goes d.va
>i win the round and the match
>shit talk him more

fucking MEI MAINS FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>143713676
is this supposed to be impressive in any way?

>>143713573
the tightest out of all the overwaifus

>>143713713
Try not to die of course. What were you expecting me to say?

>>143713676
junkrat is best.

Post songs you listen to while playing as Reaper

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>There are actual people who play this game on PC with XBOX controllers

>>143713748
Fake and gay

How are you meant to do any damage at all with Soldier 76?

Just feels like a limp dick tickling peoples health down. Why would anyone pick him when McReeeee fulfils the same role.

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>hook someone
>it glitches and pulls them somewhere behind you
>you look like you're some retard who can't aim
man, fuck this hook behaviour. people already complained about it in beta

>>143713814
that's a dude right

>>143713629
For defense remove the healing from the Mei Ice ability.

>love to play Zarya
>literally 1 drop for her

>it's 2McCree on enemy team episode

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

This game is so fucking fun

>>143713573
This tight >>143713490

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

>>143713868
W-W-WOAH TH-

*esc* *leave game*

>>143713845
hahahaha fuck you

They'd have to give her some armor or something to make up for it, desu. There'd be no point to IBing without the heal (aside from delaying the inevitable)

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWn1Oj2V7Xw

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwjAouF0jRU

when will blizzard finally realise zen is a punching bag and change his 50 normal health to armour?

>go 4 tracers 4 fun
>enemy team all pick turretfaggot characters
no fun alowed

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

>>143713837
>the state of McCreemains that can't aim at any range farther than 1 meter

>>143713791
>he switched characters
>still calling him a Mei main
His heart was weak. We thank you exposing him as an imposter. He has been culled from our ranks.

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What is it in this game that make people so mad?
Everyone I play with just enter into fit of rage when anything doesn't go their ways and just bitch and moan instead of trying to fix it up.
Normally they're pretty damn chill, but I don't know this game transform them into some kind of dotard-cod hybrid monster.

It's just the fucking worse.

so what are you supposed to do against a team with multiple mccrees on any koth map? all of them are incredibly close quarters maps with dozens of corners to hide behgind

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>Play solo
>Get penalized with -20% xp

Where can I buy this the cheapest?
G2A has keys for like $60 AUD, is there anything cheaper?

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxt6k9H7FE

>tfw PoTG as Symmetra two times in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXSgKi0khy0

who /LITERALLYKALI/ here?

>>143713837
The rocket does great burst damage. Also the sprint and healing add a whole lot of versatility. He's very solid if you aren't a complete shitter. Mcree will always be the best though. It's hard to do better than "press E in a general direction for a guaranteed kill"

>>143713629
>Flashbang stuns from the front the same. Half duration on the side. Slows from the back by 15% of a full Mei icing, doesn't stack.

Could be alright on paper but ultimately people will end up doing a 180 whenever they see McRee.

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Why doesn't anybody play Pharah?

Everyone just wants to play Reaper and McCree.

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>>143714029
Play McREE's too.

>>143713810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

Why is there so little art of Roadhog x Overwatch girls? You'd think there'd be way more considering people seem to be into the whole fat guy fucking a small chick thing

>tfw get first potg

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>pick mercy
>teammates let me be harassed and picked off over and over again
>switch back to lucio

>>143714115
If I wanted to play as Samus I'd play Super Metroid.

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>>143713837
im not even good at him. he's strong though

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>>143713676
Am I the only one who has multiple dots behind the FPS counter? Seems like everyone else has only one.

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Why does Mercy have to be shit in pubs?

>>143714076
I can't believe they actually made a game where a fucking sonic character used guns

>>143714029
Genji, 90% of McCree's just press E as soon as they see you, so you press E too and shit on them.

>>143714115
Because I'm terrible at hitting things with her rockets. It was the same shit with Soldier too.

I can't hit with rocket weapons.

>>143714115
landing directs is hard and people shoot me down when I ult :(

>>143714029
Put ice walls on every doorway and corner then walk straight to the point. When they break down, put more ice walls in front of them so they can't reach your team on the point again.

>tfw four Meis, a Bastion, and a Lucio mobile-testudo'd a payload all the way to the end

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> The only metric you can use for skill is total win percentage against how quickly you win games
> Shows a trend that you're an element that consistently causes quick victories
> More reliable as 'total games played' increases
> Eliminations are irrelevant if they don't help you win
> Time on objective is character relevant since 3 people max-out objective completion rate and 6 sitting in one place is a death wish
> Deaths only matter if you have a K/D below 1 for that match, since kamikaze to negate an enemy team mate is still helpful

>>143714028

Children can't control their emotions.

>>143713629
>Defensive Matrix lasts 4.5 seconds
>Cooldown increased to 12 seconds.
Why.
>Reduce Sonic Arrow Cooldown to 15
>Reduce Storm Bow draw to .3
>Reduce Widow's Kiss charge to .8
U wot.

>>143714115
>Why doesnt anyone play Pharah
>rank 6
Hit rank 30 and have fun when all your enemy teams include 2 pharahs

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>>143714169

I checked a old pic 4 u

>>143714115
Because Widowmaker on every team in every match means you're getting bodyshot to shit as soon as you get in the sky

>No one picks support
>Sigh and pick Mercy so we don't auto lose
>Constantly thinking to myself that my team are retarded niggers
>Running around corners to health packs when I'm trying to chase them down
>Leaving the capture point when we're all defending it. etc
>Ends with us winning but it felt like an up hill battle
>Check mercy stats at some point
>70% win rate over 20 games

I uh I really didn't notice this. Anyone else have a similar experience?

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>teammate named Bastion
>picks Bastion
>this happens

I'm ok with that

>>143714223
And then you realise they can't aim worth shit so the flashbang explodes next to you and you get stunned anyway.

>>143714028
I think it's at least partly because the game seems to have a lot of overlap with the moba community. For some reason that genre brings out the worst people.

>>143714153
>play Lucio
>healing 4 teammates in middle of fight on KOTH
>I'm taking fucktons of damage
>mash E anytime it comes up
>I'm waiting to die but death does not come
>takes over 2 minutes to kill me
>commendations come at the end
>over 9k of healing done
>took 35% of damage my team received was taken by me alone

>>143714223
you don't shit on them because you can't cancel reflect, which leads to the stun wearing off without you doing anything else and then he fans your ass

>>143714046
that isn't how percentages work.
also, why aren't you 6 stacking with a bunch of fags from the general?

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>>143714397
Holy shit that's fucking sick

>>143713810
https://youtu.be/byiq9TsnBuM

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>>143714375

No cause I never play Mercy

>>143714419
This, you can be fucked by the flashbang's stupid radius while deflecting whether intentional or otherwise. It happened to me just today.

>>143714028
>trying to fix it up.

Because you're in a pub with people who don't give a shit, so you're not likely to fix it.

Also the game has some frustrating shit (Blizzard seems to be really good at designing those and it's present in other games of theirs).

>>143714519
because no one posts tags

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Why is everyone playing Overwatch so fucking selfish? I absolutely suck as playing healer but I have to force myself to almost every game because nobody else wants to. Instead we end up with fucking 2 Hanzos or 2 Bastions, just because people would rather get kills than win.

Its fucking frustrating. The game has only been out for less than a week but the playerbase is already pure cancer.

>On a KotH team with 2 Hanzos and a Widow
>Have to switch to healer because the healer we had thought it would be more effective to switch to Bastion
>Point out that we have no tank and are getting our ass kicked
>Sure enough, lose with 0 percent of the point captured
>One of the Hanzos tells me that if we needed a tank so bad, I should have switched
>Despite the fact that I'm the only person healing the team

Its so painfully frustrating. I want to love the game so bad, but Its so hard when the other players just don't give a shit.

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>>143714397
That's some Orky Bastion.

>>143714028
There's a whole new generation of kids who have only played mobas where it's ok to throw a fit when anything goes wrong

they dont realize that it doesn't have as much impact on people when the games last 10 minutes and the game's actually fun

>>143714029
pharrah or tracer

>>143714359
Okay then, I wish the CCC FPS lock wouldn't be so random and refuse to work for every second game.

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>shitty webm maker
>shitty POTG cutoff not showing the last kill
>shitty shit in general

Really doesn't do justice to the sneaky sneaky flanking Reindhardt, but what can you do?

>>143714153
>play Mercy
>kill a shitter Winston
>kill a shitter Tracer
>shoot down a Windowlicker because my team just doesn't really care about such things
>shoot a Bastion dead from behind a crate
>again fend off the Winston
>juke a Reaper and use Pharah to dodge his bullshit
>prance around the D.Va that now targets me too
>pistol whip the shitter Tracer
>50% hp Roadhog bitches for healing
Another game, another Navy Seal experience as Mercy.

Does anybody else here just play McCree because they like cowboys? I even have a playlist just for when I'm playing him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x6o_tBU8DU

>>143714375
no I have a 30% win rate as mercy

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>>143714397

>open the game
>greeted by Lucio's fucking BR face

Gonna be a bad night

>>143714608
>on koth
I stopped there because I just leave every koth map

>>143714646
tracer vs mccree is like asking for anal with no lube

>>143714587
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?pref=2&pli=1
should have read the op

all quick melees doing the same damage has got to be the laziest shit ever. how can a fucking zarya punch do the same damage as a pistol whip from tracer

What is it that Roadhog finds so funny all of the time?

>be pharah
>mccree spans fan the hammer
>apparently he loaded flak rounds
>100-0 from really fucking high
>keeps doing this thorough this game

I want this shit fixed, it isn't fair.

>>143714169
caused by too many fps for display
most people play with display based limit

no idea if it's a tf2 type thing where more fps past rate=more consistent play or if it's just burning out your card

>>143713619
Sent
>winky face

>>143714787
please kill urself

>>143714787
You forgot to blank out your name at the bottom, Redtango.

>>143714787
>not getting a full sweep on commendations

Get on my level, scrubs

>>143714787
>playing vs AI

>>143713619
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1f4jgjADsR1q3vjxS4SvLBaqvvnAcr0Pxg4ggs6_wObw/edit?pref=2&pli=1

>>143713619
>hearing Widow ult.png

>>143714787
Nice censor there against bots Redtango.

>>143714787
>this is a shitpost now

>>143714665
reduce the video dimensions, brah

>>143714787
Good job you won versus bots, redtango

>>143714895
>he doesn't play vs AI

>>143714608
Probably because all of the support classes except Lucio are shit and are simply not fucking fun to play

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>>143714397

Hey now, friendo, there's no rocket jumping in this game. That must be hacks.

>>143714774
>Genji is not a melee character
the biggest waste of potential in this game

>>143713573
Before or after 76?

>>143714920
You can do that in in webm baka? I thought it could only crop.

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>>143714787

>It's a Mei player doesnt think before setting her wall and blocking her own teamates episode

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Post Songs to listen to when playing Torbjorn

>>143714521
>>143714632
>>143714718
>>143714967
i feel disgusted that i'm in the same general as you plebs

>>143714963
Zenyatta is buckets of fun if you don't have a Widowmaker around to totally negate you.

Why do bots never pick half of the characters?

>>143714397
HOLY SHIT

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>>143714397
>killing the D.VA behind him with the splash damage of rocket jumping back up to his camping ledge

>really like Zenyatta
>if somebody ever decides to pick one of the most overpicked heroes in the enemy team he becomes nigh unplayable

le 150 dmg bodyshot face

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>>143714787
hacking redtango as we speak. hehe thx for the name kid

I'm just sitting here waiting for them to make Pharah viable. They have gotta buff her defense during her ultimate at the very least as well her rockets could move a little faster.

>>143714726
>greeted by the game's best healer

consider yourself blessed

>>143715036
if you're using webm for gits, yes

>>143714716
64% but I don't often play her as going through my personal Vietnam every time I do is just not okay with me.

>>143715087
>every bot match has a Zarya bot
Fuck off you shield spamming dyke

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>>143713363
with a name like this you would have no choice but play zarya forever

>>143714787
Well done, redtango

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tfw on fire the whole game but you still lose

>>143715047
The only solution is leaving

>>143714992
>Genji is not a melee character

He sort of is though. Shuriken weave very well with his melee and doing that is basically essential.

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>>143715043
>enemy team funnels out together to stop us from taking objective
>their mei drops her wall and blocks them from getting in
>they lose
>mei gets 10 commends

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I want to make passionate love making with Mercy!

>>143715096
That shit is so fucking dumb. Whenever we have a Zyn I always play Symmetra just to negate that bullshit.

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>>143715043
>Koth Chingchong Tower
>We got a Mei on team
>Decide it'd be a great fucking idea to pop a wall just when the door open

So, anybody positively surprised by 76?

Derided as a CoDbabby character, he turns out to be super reliable and good at that, on top of being a cool grandpa

>>143713676
He isn't impressive but shitting all over everyone is too fun

>>143713814
I got some bad carpal tunnel or some shit and I can't use a keyboard for that long without my wrist hurting like hell

>>143714787
shitpost of the week
(You)

>>143714512
>you can't cancel reflect

you can cancel it with dash

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>>143714280
>Why.
So she can properly tank. It's only practical use right now negating ults and backing away to safety.

>U wot.
Hanzo is currently an inferior Widow. He's the Melee Falco to Widow's fox. Everybody knows it. Increasing his rate of fire and increasing utility helps make him a more competitive pick, and combined with the HP changes mentioned with the cast, it wouldn't be a big deal across the board.

>>143715109
One time I accidentally posted my steam login name instead of my display name and somebody got into my account with it and all they did is change my name to Fucking Faggot

>>143715140
I tried to play hard mode bots and it's not fun in the slightest. The AI picks an aimbot Bastion and 2 Zarya's with pinpoint timing on their shields. It's terrible

>>143714671
>50% hp Roadhog bitches for healing
how do you keep your sanity?

mako roadhog or junebug d.va?

>>143715089
>>143715090
it isnt impressive you fucking babies

have you never played an arena shooter in your life?

>>143715203
did you use a controller to make this webm too jesus fucking christ

How do I Genji? I flank and shit but I do pretty mediocre

>>143715046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv4htIk8tOU

>>143715043
>It's a friendly Mei stops the enemy McRee from wiping us with his ultimate when we're about to cap a point episode

>>143715273
junebug is her best skin

>>143715198
76 is good anytime and anywhere.
As long as you can aim.
>>143715270
To be fair if our mercy isn't doing anything important and I'm sitting at 50% hp as a Roadhog I'll spam heal request so she can get free ult meter.

i'm having fun

>>143715273

roadhog is for noskill shitters

>>143715096
>The more i play the more experienced the players
>Pretty much never pick zenyatta anymore

Either he gets a buff or i'll have to get a fucking smurf

>>143714665
>1080
Use a lower res.

>>143715240
>Melee Falco to Widow's fox
>muffled "The year is 20XX" in the distance

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>be level 38
>do solo que quick play earlier today as lucio
>I'm the second lowest level player on the team, all high 40s and even a 58 (!)
>other team is mostly mid teens level with a couple of 20s
>holy shit this is going to be a blowout
>game starts
>our dps can't hit anything and continuously overextend and run into traps, doesn't push, doesn't stay on point, off fighting in random spots
>their team sticks together, holds the point, and is deadly accurate on every shot, great tanking, great heals
>end up getting completely dominated and wrecked both games

Afterward I thought about it and realized you get almost the same amount of exp for losing as you do winning. So the high levels could have just meant they played a lot and lost most of the time, but just kept playing 16 hours a day since release. It was just so strange. They were shit-bad. Like retarded bad. Real weird

>>143714831
I locked it to display based though, that's why I asked. I burned through my last card so I'm more careful nowadays.

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>>143715273
Carbon Fiber.

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>>143713995
But our team had fun.

>>143715286
no but i played ur mum lmfao

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>>143715354
What was that?

>>143715240
And in your silly little world the 4.5s uptime will help her tank like, at all?
As for Hanzo you can buff his rof all you want but first you will make it so a) he doesn't shoot fucking sequoias and b) said sequoias don't home in on heads at long range.

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>>143715043
>implying I wasn't thinking
>implying I didn't do it on purpose
>implying I play for any reason other than to make fags mad

>>143713995

Fuck Tracer

>>143714263
> Caring about what other people think on the internet

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>>143715362
>have to hit crucial hooks with precision or end up being a useless ult feeder
>noskill

>>143715304
Play Rules of Nature on loop. Will improve your performance by 200%.

>>143715403
I did a game of 5 roadhogs and me on mercy defending hanamura. that was aids

>>143715368
>Getting a smurf for overwatch
what

Does 76 have the same cocky smile on his commando/night ops skins as he does on his Morrison one?

>>143715426
i said I'M HAVING FUN

>>143715473
>crucial hooks with precision
It's literally hitscan.

>>143715397
I want to sexually cum on her butt.

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>Its a Temple of Anubis episode

>>143715304
play the MGR soundtrack in the background

yell broken japanese into your mic when you ult, it makes you do more damage

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can I get some roadhog memes plox?
or some what you expected/what you got?

>>143715532
It's literally not.

>>143714787
> Errbody thinks it's Red Tango posting this
> File name is completely different

>>143715304
Act really erratically and always want to go fast. Jumping around everywhere, dashing and shotgunning shurikens while zipping out of the killzone when people are focusing you. Makes you feel cool and usually works

>>143715565
It is, it's hitscan with a slight delay before the pull.
>nu-uh

>>143715538
I'd do it but not sexually
I mean, gross.

>>143715539
The secret to temple of anubis is to run really fast to point B as soon as you get point A and capture it before the defense can set up again. Easy wins for offense. Even 1 spunky tracer who sneaks to point B while capping point A is enough to win the game trivially.

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>>143715562
>*wheeze beind u*
>*hook u*
>heh heh heh
>*one shot u in face*
>nothing personnel m8
>*huff paint*

i love winston

>>143715565

Yes it is, it decides if it hits or not as soon as you press the button.

>fagpig mains are literally this stupid

>estimated time: 6 seconds
>elapsed time: however long it takes to put you on the losing team of an in progress game

>Go 20-0 as Road Hog
>Most Objective time
>PotG goes to our Genji just rolling his face across his keyboard
>Most commends goes to the losing team's healslut

Loving this game desu

>>143715182
>Shuriken weave very well with his melee
I never thought about this, the delay is exactly long enough for synergy and his massive ammo pool means no downtime
thanks for the tip

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>>143715475
>>143715547

>loop
I have it on macro for when I ult. Genjis ult sword needs a buff desu, should swing faster or do more damage.

>>143715384

Being high level doesn't mean you have more skill than lower leveled players, but it does mean that you've had more time to learn how to play the game, unfortunately, some people just never learn

It's also a possibility that they were queued together and were too busy dicking around with each other on discord or whatever to pay attention, since I've had that happen to me on more than one occasion

>>143715043
>it's a Mei cockblocks Reinhardt charge / D.va flying nuke / Roadhog ult / LET ER RIP / HIGH NOON / DIEDIEDIE / JUSTICE RAINS FROM SLIGHTLY BELOW THE HEAVENS / DOOT DE DOOT DA DOOOOOT / MOLTEN COOOOORE episode
>it's a Mei stalls the payload for 30 seconds by hiding behind ice wall and sitting in her cryo block back to back to back to back episode
>it's a Mei walls off the Hanzo/Widow all day until they pull their hair out episode

>whenever the enemy plays Widow they're MLG snipers that can shoot me right between the eyes constantly while spinning wildly
>whenever I play Widow I can't hit the broadside of a barn

What am I missing. How do I git gud at aiming.

>>143715565
His hook is hitscan. Did you think it actually traveled to the target? It's instant.

>king of the hill mode
>pick Lucio + Bastion or lose
>if both teams pick it, whichever has the better premade wins
Not impressed in the slightest.
And with the "defend two points" maps being utter shit it's not really better.

Guess there's only hoping for the less shitty of the bunch.

>>143715720
>Most commends goes to the losing team's healslut
This happens way too often.

>>143715659
go into training and look closely between pressing shift and seeing the hitmarker

no idea why people think it is

>>143715683
i'm sure he loves you too

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>>143715708
Quoted for truth.

>>143715765
Try playing Quake and CS for 15 years then try again.

>>143715806
>i dont know what hitscan is
you could have just said so to begin with

>>143715565

its hitscan with travel time
however the only ones that dislike roadhog get their ults interrupted because they are bad

>>143715720
>Worthless healslut gets 10 commends for nothing
Every time.

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>>143715562
here is a dank roadhog meme just for you
save it it is yours

>>143715565
What the fuck lol.
It's instant. The only reason you don't think it's instant is because it had a minor wide-up time before he actually throws it out, which gives you a brief moment to correct the shot.

>>143714787

It's going to be 5 years from now and you people will still be posting this, won't you?

>>143715894
Go spend another hundred on lootboxes, RedTango

>>143715765
Usually people with years of experience climbing the MMR

>>143715891
What serbian.

>>143715851
>4 gold medals card as fucking Mercy
>It's not healing so nobody cares
It was eliminations, healing, objective time and kills on point though. Healing was also involved.

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>lost 10 games in a row
>three golds in all of them, even as support

this can't be coincidence

>>143715801
Healing retards should get you commends for days

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>tfw you make Tracer switch characters

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>>143715891
sure add me Lindari#1832 if on NA

>>143715894
>implying anyone will be playing Overwatch in 5 years
We'll all be playing World of Overwatchcraft: Wrath of the Reapers.

>>143715891
Region? Voice comm?

>>143715850
I dislike fighting good Roadhogs because they know how to wreck fucking shop, but that's just me needing to counter.

>>143715942
I live in texas so around there? I've never used blizzard's client before today.
>>143715989
Sure!
>>143716003
What is that last thing?

>>143715842
oh look, you ran out of arguments

hitscan would mean the marker appears the same moment I press shift

>yfw they make an overwatch mmo
They are going to do it, Blizzard are madmen and you know it

>>143715950
This game feels as if it has a forced 50% win/lose rate.
I'll go on a winning spree, then suddenly my team consists of a bunch of sub-25s while I'm 46.

>>143715987
How does it feel to be a Bastion turret?

>>143715987
Shit i think i know you, you're a pain in the ass

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>Always have around 20 something friends I can queue with
>Would rather solo Q hero because I get more wins that way
>Also don't have to deal with them getting tilted over a single Widow/Bastion

Conflicted feels man

>>143716065
>What is that last thing?
Mic or no mic.

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>no evangelion reference legendary skin for D.VA yet

Why live

>>143716073
First it checks if you hit. Then the animation plays and damage is applied. Why do you think people get pulled from behind shit?

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>>143715989
>25/54 unlocks

why did you buy lootboxes

you idiot

>>143716106
Where would you know me from?

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>Get hooked by a roadhog
>Throw down a mine
>get killed before I can set off the mine
>Spawn
>Blow up the mine for the fuck of it
>Wind up killing tracer

Out played

>>143716162
20 tick, that's a different story

>>143716131
No mic, I don't mind if other people talk though. I'm pretty garbage so I'll do whatever the team says.

>Level 30
>Play with my friend that is level 31
>Get matched with people low level all the time
>Solo queue
>Get matched with people my level or higher

Friend......

I would eat D.va's poop.

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>>143715987

>their tracer is really good
>one of your teammates switches to tracer
>he sucks
>mfw

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>>143715720
>Join a game late as symmetra
>Team is getting pushed back and about to lose the checkpoint
>Set up defense and teleporter on the other side in antipation of them breeching
>Shield orbs to every teammate that passes
>Enemy team is stonewalled at the checkpoint I set up
>Port goes to a mei that walled her team away from the payload but got a double kill before she died
>Get 22 turret kills and 12 assists
>Enemy reaper with less kills gets the recommendation

>>143715987
nice tunnelling fag

>>143714675
>>143716146
Her mech is way too bulky and stupid looking to ever compare to the timeless Evangelion 'mech' design.

Evangelion mechs still look current and advanced even years after their initial release.

>ended beta like 80-65
>buy game
>currently 2-5
>lose streak doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon

if i was that bad shouldn't matchmaking put me with people as bad as me

>Team is so shitty that the enemy team will literally spam you to death with ultimates because you are literally the only threat on your team and they don't need them for anything else

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what's your favorite character skin

are tanks memes?
the traditional role of a tank is to draw aggression for the team and survive due to large healthpools
all the ones in this game seem to suffer from the heavy weapons guy problem of instantly being annihilated by high damage moves and having no range to counter or deter
the only effective tank I've seen is a rein on a payload

>>143713995
>pick a no fun allowed character for entire team
>get pissy when opposite team also picks a no fun allowed character for countering

how do i effectively play zen with randoms?
i get zero backup, support, or cover in any way

>>143716094
It's because if you perform well you are expected to carry shitters afterwards and if you're a shitter you get into good teams so they carry you.

>>143716183
because I played closed beta a lot and figured the 80 hours I spent on it justified the cost to time having fun ratio

>>143716186
I'm a genji player, i think i remember killing you as often as i could but you'd still shit on my team

>>143713676

How do you get the info in the top left?

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>>143713629
>buffing S76
why??

Also, I agree that the omnic god needs a buff.

>>143716146
I wouldn't be surprised if we get a whole shitload of skins based off well-known anime before long. Kind of got me wondering, what do you guys think they might do for anime-themed character skins?
Besides Asuka D.Va and a fucking Naruto skin for Genji

>>143716246
I feel like he's referring more to the plugsuit.

>>143716269
Valkyrie Mercy or the Hayseed Junkrat

>>143716212
same. I play with a group of 6 and we constantly get people our level.
I play solo and I get matched into fucking pre-mades constantly.

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>>143716224
I'd eat food with her

>>143716290
Don't. Just don't. Unless you want to be a secondary healer, which can work, just don't. It's not worth the pain.

>>143713963
It's retardedly overpowered as it is. Time is a commodity in the game and even delaying for that period of time can save her life. Or hell if you want to keep the healing then let it be 25 or 50 tops.

>>143716246
>>143716146
Are you two Evafags trying to trigger me or something because it's almost about to work
I swear to God if I have to delete the "D.va is clearly an Evangelion reference!" trivia from one of the wikis one more time,

>>143716290
You don't. I use Zen when I'm getting stomped to not shit up my stats on other characters and to piss people off with e+potshots.

>>143716380
Korea is such a sad country full of sad people

>>143716246
Good one mate.
I needed that smile.

>>143716272

Play winston, you jump press E and kill all the squishy heros. Sam with D.va. You're meant to force the enemy to pay attention to you by being disruptive.

2/6 on NA post tag if you want to join

>>143716339
yoko from ttgl skin for widow

>puggles think Zen is an acceptable support/healer and not a sniping DPS

>>143716269
I like Riverboat for McCree and Tracer's Origins Edition skin.

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Who's the cutest Overwatch and why is it D.Va?

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>>143715434
>And in your silly little world the 4.5s uptime will help her tank like, at all?

For a quick push, which is the only way she should be tanking/is designed for. It's insufficient for even that.

Are Zenyatta's balls hitscan?

why do so many female characters have piercings, it's fucking gross

>>143716481
Is that porn

>>143716507
No u dum dum

>>143716507
no

>>143716339
Genji needs a Ninja Slayer skin.

>>143716459
I suppose that's an obvious choice. I've got that problem where I can never think of specific examples. I think it's called "being a fuckin' idiot". I'm sure they could do something DBZ related for Zenyatta, while we're at it.

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>>143714028
>this game makes people mad

Anon what
After playing shit like DOTA and League, this is nothing in comparison. I've only gotten a handful of really toxic people, and even then they weren't telling me to shut the game off or kill myself.

I've gotten mad and frustrated, sure. But at most I've countered my anger by asking why we lost after the match (saying we didn't have a proper tank or healer and the like, or that we needed better comp or counter picks.

Maybe I've just grown a thicker skin after being in the cancer-infested cesspools that are MOBAs and MMOs for so long, but I honestly can't see why people would get mad in this game. It's fucking new and it's not like there's any ranked, so it makes sense when people play poorly.

>>143716517

because youre a cuck

>>143716519
no

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>that guy who plays Symmetra on offense
>that guy who plays Symmetra at all

>Game throws me into a match seconds before the team loses
>After winning a bunch
Gee I guess I was winning too much and they had to cheat to give me a loss. GG Blizzard you are the shitters.

>>143716401
>secondary healer
zen as the secondary healer actually works better than picking another offense hero due to the discord orb, especially when your current offense players aren't shit.
problem is, the moment you pick zenyatta it's either the other support switches to something else instead or the team blasts you that they don't need 2 supports.

>>143716463

Zenyatta is a longe range support who works best with another healer, usually lucio. He stays back presses E and shift and holds left mouse.

>>143716441
Oh boy it's someone from /m/ who still thinks that the Zaku 1 is the pinnacle of mech design. I wondered if you guys ventured out of your cave.

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>>143716519
No, just pixiv art.

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>>143716517
At least D.Va and Mercy don't, the two cutest girls

>>143716495
She shouldn't be "tanking" at all. She should be jumping in, fragging a squishy and matrixing away or just shutting down ults.
Pretty much like Winston.
If you want to actually tank, pick Reinhardt and be a shieldcuck.

>>143715989
Jesus, Mercy tits looks huge on her Valkyre skin

>>143716529
>>143716546
Not even his discord/harmony orbs? They seem basically instant to me.

>>143716625
Talk about being paranoid.

>>143716667
>D.va
>cuter than Pharah

apparently you can get xp for AI games - has anyone made a bot to keep that running overnight?

>Hanamura
>Defending A
>lose it
>Mercy rezs all of us at A
>Tracer takes B before we can do anything about that

Good map

>>143716687
Lol
They are just a point and click debuff, there is no projectile or hitscan.

>>143716687
E and Shift are hitscan/instant. Not his LMB/RMB attacks.

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>implying this wouldn't be goat for genji

>>143716713
No one else would be obtuse enough to claim the evangelion mech designs haven't held up to time.

>faggot waits 30 seconds into defense preparations to pick Hanzo when we already have a Widow
>tell him to switch because we don't need two snipers
>he doesn't respond
>our team gets mauled
>he disconnects half way through the game
Fuck everybody who picks Hanzo.

>>143716625
if the zaku 1 is so great why does char use a gelgoog? checkmate federation scum

>>143716146
Does EVA get better as you watch it? I got to 7 then stopped watching it, been a month

>>143716610
>problem is, the moment you pick zenyatta it's either the other support switches to something else instead or the team blasts you that they don't need 2 supports.

Well it's not your fault they're retarded.

>>143716453
Mawyaam#1704
I'm up for trying a few

hanzo is fun even if he's pretty bad

when is it safe to leave games?
I'm unsure cause I have a buddy who says he gets penalized for leaving during team assembly

>>143716625
Zeek suits suck.
Your mechfu isn't even a robot. Go find a Shingeki no Titan thread on /a/, you'll fit right in with your human-controlled giant fleshmonster show with a shit protag and bad girls.

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I'm tired of none of my teammates ever flanking the backline damage dealers like bastion or widow.
Who should I pick to get the job done myself?

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>>143715475
>not "the only thing i know for real"

>>143716876
how is he bad

has D.va been buffed yet?

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junkrat a fun! FUN!

Why D.VA the only pro gamer to get a mech and fight for Korea? There are lots of pro gamers in Korea who can pilot mechs too.

I'm so fucking glad you can spam "move the payload" as much as you want. it actually gets people to pay attention to the point

>>143716427
>caring this much about what may or may not be a reference in a game wiki
Autism holy shit

>>143716763
>>143716771
Thanks

>>143716897
Genji, Reaper for Bastion, same or Winston for Widowmaker.

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>tfw landing grabn'kills all game

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>>143716427
She's not a direct reference, but it's very clear that Blizzard turned towards Eva for inspiration in her design.

She even sports the same shoulder pads you find on eva's plugsuits. Specifically Asuka.

And just like Asuka, she's got an arrogant and narcissistic streak.

>>143716931
>fpsometer
Take this trash off for your screenshots please.

>>143716786
You've clearly had your head stuck in your ass for too long.

So, should I get B'Va or Junker for D'Va?

>>143716797
>Play Hanzo
>Widow: We don't need two snipers you retard
>She misses every single shot
>Scatter feet everyone on the enemy team and push by myself half the game
>POTG

Widow can suck my dragon dick. Hanzo isn't a sniper. Unlike Widow he's useful at every single range and very good at defending an objective no matter how far someone manages to storm in. Having a good Hanzo and a widow of whatever quality doesn't matter.

>>143716927
he's not widowmaker

>>143716819
Evangelion was only good when you were a 15yo in the 90s. There is no magic to be found from it in this day and age, especially if you're not an angsty teen at the moment.

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I need your most dad pictures of Soldier 76.

>>143717017
lebron james isnt michael jordan but that doesn't make him bad

>>143716887
Rei is objectively not a bad girl you fag you better not have posted 3 times in this thread or I'm going to be able to triangulate your IP and then we'll see what comes about to those who insult Rei.

>>143716945
there was a whole army of them, but D.Va is the cutest

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>under level 31
>literal children, cannot even aim or recognize from which direction they're being shot

>reach 31
>decent players

It's not just me, right?

>>143716819
just watch the movies and call it a day

>>143717000
White Rabbit.

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>>143716819
They ran out of animation budget by the end so the last two episodes are the characters talking over squiggly lines and then CONGRATULATIONS!
I would highly recommend 1.11 and 2.22 and nothing else from the series.

That being said if you want to appriciate a massive amount of japanese pop culture references than it's worth a go because the nips love it to death.

GET. IN. THE. ROBOT. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.