/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for mercy is pure, PURE!

tracer

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Flamethrower character to kick mei's fat ass when?

Zenyatta is fine. Aim better you shitters.

le balanced flashbang and fan man

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>destroy an enemy tracer as 76 a few times
>"you need to learn to focus" voiceline pops up

I hope the new support disables stuns and one shot kills somehow.

>can't decide between nevermore and plague doctor reaper

thoughts?

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Why aren't you top 50 on masteroverwatch's leaderboards with your character, /owg/?

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>playing Volskaya as Torb
>decide to put turret on moving platform for a lark
>enemy team is literally too retarded to destroy it even with a Pharah and a Widow on their team
>rack up shittons of eliminations
>Pharah calls me 'fucking scum' on two different occasions
>after the second time I get a friend to switch to Bastion and get on the platform with my turret
>Pharah ragequits 20 seconds before the game ends while the rest of her team quits immediately after it ends

>>143705730
is bad

>>143705816

because only 6 people play Symmetra

>>143705816
i am though

So we can all agree that Widowmaker on your team is the first sign that you're going to lose, right?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10337235

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*grapples up to a ledge*
*ults internally*

shoulda kept your head down

*bodyshots you*

pff nothin personnel

*headshots you as you round a corner revealing the ult was up the whole time*

let them eat cake

do we have any info on future updates, like data mined info, leaks, are they going the tf2 route as far as releases goes? what about weapon cosmetics, will that come?

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>>143705610
She's cute.. for a sandnigger

>>143705831
moving platforms in russia and route 66 are the secret op. exploit it while you can because it'll be standard practice in a week.

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>>143705816

>tfw only rank 613 reinhardt

I should just kill myself. What's the point?

MERCY IS EVIL

MERCY CREATED REAPER -> MERCY CAUSED TALON'S ASCENSION

MERCY EXPERIMENTED ON HUMAN TEST SUBJECTS

HAIL TALON

>>143705816
because i dont main a character

>>143705898
None of the above, the answer is to switch to 76.

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>been playing widow all day
>decide to chill and click people on 76
>enemy widow rapes ours

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▲▲▲
QUICK

REPLY WITH A PICTURE THAT RESEMBLES YOUR FAVORITE HERO


GO
▲╓▲

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Zombie character when?
A girl with tits when?
A girl with a good personality when?
A pyromaniac when?
A hacker when?
A witch/magician when?

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>"JUSTICE RAINS FRO"
>bust her grape with a 3 orb
>"Justice is defined by the hand that wields it"

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>>143705735
>implying flames can stop her

>Games played
43
>Games won
23

Alright time to see if this forced 50 thing is for real.

>>143705910

>her ult doesn't only show enemies where she's looking

you had one job, blizzard.

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>>143705995

>>143705816

Because it's based on time and I don't main anyone.

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What hero have you outright refused to play and haven't clocked a single second in?

Mei and Mcree for me will never be clicked on.

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Further proof that Meifags are the worst on the planet.
Not only is her character annoying to fight, her fanbase has the worst tastes in fetishes.

what the fuck is Reaper's ult range really? I always overestimate it and die like a retard when I could've killed everybody with just left clicks

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>>143705995

>>143705812
Get out of here nikolisko

>>143705894
Yes.

Similar omen: Instalock Hanzo.

>>143706017
i fucking love zenyatta simply because he has a quip for everyone he kills

>>143705749
7k

:)

>>143706065
swedish midget

>>143705924

>do we have any info on future updates

Ranked in a month? I forget.

>what about weapon cosmetics

Probably not. Skins and other stuff for sure, but I'd very much doubt individual weapon cosmetics becoming a thing.

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>>143705276
Your fanfictions are getting out of hand.

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>>143705995
Orange/Green skin when?

Any way to just skip KOTH? It's the worst mode and never fun.

>>143705816
I'm top 10, actually. Working on raising my KDR because all my peers are slightly higher. that's okay because i exist only to capture/push/contest points

I tried lowering my mouse sensitivity a bit, since apparently that's meant to be better. Am I meant to be lifting my mouse a lot, or am I doing something wrong?

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W H O ' S L I A O ?

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>>143705995

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Yosh!

>>143706007

we already got most of those though, or at least close enough.

>>143706169
Works for flusha

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>>143705948
>only 503 Lucio
Fuck, I shouldn't have looked.

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>tfw no sugar daddy to buy me overwatch and groom me into being his perfect healslut

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>>143705995

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>>143705995

>>143706065
Mei other than on Arcade. I've played more than enough Pyro during my hours of TF2 and I don't want to become that ever again.

>most damage on my team as Tracer

why

>>143706065
Mei. I refuse to ever play her. I was never going to play Tracer, but wanted to try her out at least once. Never again though.

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>>143705816
because I'm a poorfag that plays on a toaster laptop at an awfully uncomfortable table with lots of nooks and crannies in it that further fuck with my aiming. I know for sure my stats would be better on average if I had a good rig and comfy setup to play but, that's not going to happen

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>>143705995

>>143706229
Only good voice line.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY NERFING BASTION
YES I'M MAD

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>>143705995

>>143706065
Roadhog, Zarya, Symmetra, Hanzo, Reaper, and Genji.

>>143706126
FACE THE TRUTH ANON

OVERWATCH IS NO LONGER SAFE
TALON IS EVERYWHERE

>>143706070
Mei is bai.
Also she's not op, she just kills you in a very insulting way.

Really quick lore question, but is there a in-universe reason that Omnics can't backup their data so they don't "die" like Mondatta?

>>143706169
get a bigger mousepad. like a full square foot. it makes a huge difference.

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>>143705995

>>143706007

>Zombie character when?
Zombies are so last decade.

>A girl with tits when?
Mei.

>A girl with a good personality when?
Mercy.

>A pyromaniac when?
Reinhardt says, when on fire, "I AM ON FIRE, COME GET BURNED", which is exactly what a crazy pyromaniac would say.

>A hacker when?
We could use a hacker, I agree.

>A witch/magician when?
Like what, card tricks and flying on a broom?

All the people coming up with tier lists and saying that 2x Winston and 2x Mecree are the go to pro strategy are short sighted. The game has yet to develop a pro meta, we're only looking at first level strategies right now.

Wait until good players, given time to practice a variety of champs and team compositions, start building strategies. I think your going to see some very dynamic teams and a lot of the 'shit tier' characters will become viable in the right hands.

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>>143705995

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>>143706314

>still thinking bastions a good hero

what's it like being dogshit?

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>>143705816
:(

>>143706082
Sometimes I kill a team that was at full health in half a second.
Sometimes I ult next to a team and they laugh at my spinning shenanigans.
It's weird.

>>143706313
>not MADA MADA

>>143705816
how does it calculate the leaderboards?

>>143706280

Good tracers should always be doing near top damage.

>>143706441
are you going to help me or not you fucking weeaboo?

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>giving every Overwatch girl big tits

When will artists stop doing this?

Pharah is so not fun to play against.

>>143706494
I agree, itty bitty titty is best titty.

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>There are people in this thread right now who think Bastion is OP

>>143706473
They have a score derived from your stats, but the leaderboards are based on total score so it's just as much if not more about how much you play as how well you play.

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>>143706494
>tfw no pear shaped waifu

>>143706494
Yeah, they should have big dicks instead.

>>143706543
how the fuck can you get bootyblasted from playing against pharah of all heroes

she is like about as fair as it gets

the only "annoying" thing i can think of is if you are a retard standing near ledges and she knocks you to death with her E

>>143706398

Not to mention the almost guaranteed nerfs/buffs across the board before they roll in ranked mode.

Any overwatch discords?

>>143706104
What would Zenyatta say about Mei?

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>>143706007
>A witch/magician when?

there is literally a character who can teleport around and become temporarily immortal

tell me that's not magic

So how come some WMs unscope after every shot?

>>143706543
lrn2aim at the giant target in the sky with no cover

I say this because I can't aim for shit and it's fucking maddening playing against a decent Pharah.

Quick, post Overwatch porn before Blizzard burns it all

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>Numbani
>Overtime for 3-5 minutes
>Attackers make one good push with spamming ultimates and win

What are the fucking overtime mechanics? This is bullshit. And this map seems to be the worst about last minute wins despite doing well up until the last bit of overtime.

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>>143706494
>any artist that thinks a petite young korean girl in a body suit would have large breasts
sickening

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>>143706543
>mfw can't kill her before Justice kills at least one person

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>>143706647
I got yo discords senpai

Jesus christ guys calm the fuck down this general moves way too fast

>>143706675
She also clearly stuffs her suit.

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MORE THEMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88h9iL5ez0Q

JUSTICE R-

>hero I have the most things for is 5/54
>getting duplicates three boxes in a row

not that I'm complaining because I'd rather have coins than shitty sprays but still weird.

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>>143706675

>you'll never lick on the little nubs that pass as d.va's tits while fingering her tight asshole

How many times do you have to leave before you get a penalty? I'm tired of Defense matches with multiple snipers who can't aim.

how is zaryas shield balanced? please explain this to me

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>Numbani
>Somehow the most technologically advanced looking city
>It's in fucking Africa
>Have to listen to fucking tribal ass bush bitch chanting while the game loads

>>143706796
>*hooking sound*

>>143705948
>tfw when Rank 7 Reinhardt

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>>143705995

>>143706493

no way to help ya bud. just kill bastion. go around the map, behind him, and kill him. or snipe him. so many heroes that do that, but if you're having trouble, the problem is just you're shit.

also i dont watch anime

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>tfw finally getting past the forced 50/50 wall

112/100 here, I wonder how long it will last before the game puts me in unwinnable games against full premades 20 times in a row to break my spirit.

>>143706832
I'm waiting for some way to choose maps or modes.
Really tired of some of these maps, and it seems to cycle them one by one.

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>>143706065
The ugly lesbian and the generic-scientist-but-a-monkey.

>>143706232
OK, maybe junkrat counts as a pyromaniac, but none of the other suggestions I had.

>>143706394
Zombies never get old, neither do skeletons.
Mei is fat
Mercy... Nah, I don't agree. I had to think about that for a second there.
Ba "a pyromaniac", I meant someone who burns, with a flamethrower and molotovs.
And
>Like what, card tricks and flying on a broom?
EXACTLY

>>143706648
>Genji
"I win this round Genji"

>Tracer
"Move to quickly, and something something"

>Mcree/Pharah
"Justice is defined by the hand that wields it"

he also has some smart ass remark about revenge if you kill someone thats been killing you alot.

other Zen players help me fill in the gaps, i know there is more.

>>143706796
>tfw killing her with a junkrat grenade

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>>143706860
>mfw they want us to believe Africans could build that

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>>143706808
>you'll never lick the sweat off her back running down to her ass when she takes her suit off after she comes back from a sortie

>>143706731
a heavy padded bra probably isn't a bad idea given that she has to lay down in that mech.

honestly I can't look at that and think it has to be anything other than a literal pain in the neck, ergonomically. Like her body appears to be pointing down, so she has to lift her head all the way 'back' just to look forward.

>>143706494
is this
>i want small titties
or
>i'm sick of strong independent wymym with big breasts. when will the male gaze end?

>>143706883

I don't give a shit what you people say, that motherfucker right there is my spirit animal.

>>143706860
>Numbani theme not the best in the game other than Route 66

Nice shit taste.

>>143706832

Apparently the leaver penalty is pretty hard to get rid of. No idea if it's timed or based on the number of games.

If you don't want to be saddled with 75% xp penalty and get stuck playing with other quitters, just grit your teeth and try to make it through the game. It's easier that way.

>>143706848
High level highlight right here

>>143706860
HOL UP

>think i'm losing constantly
>63% winrate

what the fuck

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I asked this on /v/ in the draw thread but I figured I might ask here in case we have any lurking drawfriends.

requesting Mechaqueen Pharah in this pose except with her eyes open. Her eyes and mouth glow yellow.

>>143706860
*african gibberish*

YYAAAOOIIIIIIII

>>143707126
Fuck off.

>>143706897
>not having 60% winrate
step it up

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>>143707081
The webm software I used cut the clip into two without telling me. I bet the Omniggers are behind this.

>>143706985
It's me wanting the smaller tit characters like D.Va and Tracer to have their actual tit size instead of H cups

>>143707104
*smacks lips*

>>143707108
>think I'm losing constantly
>35% winrate

yep

should probably stop playing mercy

>>143706948
Let's be honest it was built by China. Everyone knows they are pouring tons of money into developing west africa, because they need a labor market of their own to exploit in ten-twenty years time.

>>143707126
>doing this boring gay shit
>not doing Symmetra shitting in the designated shitting street

>>143707057
Is there a warning before you get it? I've seen nothing so far, but I swear I can't keep solo queueing with people who don't understand basic match-ups.

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>>143705610
so i just got this.

>It's an every time you die the enemy instantly takes the point match

What fun. I love being the only person on my team doing any goddamned thing while a bunch of retards run around trying to find their asshole. Like holy shit is it too much to ask that I get a team that knows what they are doing AND an enemy team that also knows what they are doing?

Why does it always have to be me trying to save a team of the most incompetent people to ever exist from losing or crushing a team of those people.

I just want to play against people who are also good. WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

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>>143707198
but its somehow not neo-colonialism when the chinks do it

>>143707219
/int/ memes should get you banned desu

>>143707225

There seems to be a warning from what I gather. Something like "you are close to receiving a leaver penalty", or something along those lines.

>>143707196
please tell me you're playing mercy with friends and not in pubs

>>143705812
Nevermore > Plague

>>143707289
What's wrong, Pajeet?

>>143707289
Found the currynigger.

>>143707225
Probably not, Blizz wants you to get exp penalty so buying loot boxes becomes more appealing every day.

>watch an "esports" overwatch game
>same heroes picked and played every game, every mode, every time

gee, fucking thrilling

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>>143707229
just

>>143707289
Symettra curryman found

Why is Roadhog's Ult so useless?

>>143707334
>>143707353
Find your lols at 9gag.com

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>>143707318
of course they are pubs, do you think I'm some kind of social person?

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>>143705816
>#737 mcree
>#682 junkrat

>>143707287
Don't worry anon, asians are basically white by today's Tumblr standards. Soon they'll be giga-Hitlers too.

>>143707421
Find your poo on your local designated shitting street

>>143707383

>watch an "esports" cs:go match
>same 3 guns, same 5 maps for 15 years

thrilling

>>143707402
>Only 200 C for a duplicate Legendary

JUST

>>143706494
>Mercy looking at DESIGNATED with a disgusted look

poetry

>>143707402
>Only 200 shekels
That's pretty weak.

>>143707402
ice
RAINS

TOP 6 FAVS SENPAI

1. Lucio
2. Winston
3. Tracer
4. 76
5. Zenny
6. Roadhog

>>143706382
Mei is not black tho

>>143707424
>not being the healslut based after a gay porn star with an aura heal

why is every mercy player a hard M?

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>>143707421
>talks about /int/ memes
>becomes buttblasted and mentions 9gag

Wew

>>143707413
Its great on KoTH

>>143707538
1. Genji
2. Junkrat
3. 76
4. Tracer
5. Reinhardt
6. Zenyatta

In no particular order other than le anime xbox katana man being #1.

>>143707468
4chan population overjoyed as anon uses hilarious forced meme for the 17594th time

I know KDR isn't important but one of my worst KDR is Widowmaker.

I always end games with like 10 eliminations and 4-5 deaths.

How do I git gud

>>143705816
It's fully based on time spent playing the character, not on anything else.

Every single #1 on every hero is a bad player because they have all played close to 100% of their time on the same hero, and that's playing Overwatch completely wrong.

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I seriously hope you don't act like this when you get fucked.

>>143707584
Lucio seems more fun in pubs, at least his weapon is worth a pair of solid shits

Clearly mercy didn't need an alt fire on her pistol and that staff secondary is REALLY FUN to use.

HEROES NEVER D- AAAH

>>143707646
Relocate to somewhere else once someone on the enemy team knows where you are. It's like you want them to stick it in your tight ass or something.

>>143705816
I don't have enough games with a single hero yet.

But that's the only reason, once I get it I'll be top 10 for sure, r-right guys?

>>143707654
playing a game with that player who insta locks widowmaker, their game time is 100% widowmaker, they suck shit and contribute nothing

wow sure is great fun these team based games, oh yeah, this game is the second coming of jesus alright 10/10

>>143707685
XDDD

>>143707639
Indian population overjoyed as another street is designated for shitting

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>playing Volcyka
>Shut enemies out until overtime
>They clinch it
>Fair enough
>They are on point B taking it before my team respawns

Why is Blizzard bad at level design?

>>143707685
fucking weebs

>>143707685
you should report them :^)

Bastion is fucking broken and anyone who says he isn't is a brainless retard

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Ey guys what's up?

>>143707685
I will rage at overtime losses because fuck overtime.

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>worst player on my team claims I'm blaming the team and being toxic
>i got potg and have 4 gold medals

At what point am I allowed to call my team out for being shit?

Am I supposed to just be okay with awful players?

>estimated time: 6 seconds
>elapsed time: 3 minutes

ebin. simbly ebin

must be hard finding me those in progress matches to put me on the losing side

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Who would be the best mom /owg/?

Best dad?

>>143707538
Zarya
Mei
Roadhog
Pharah
Soldier 76
Lucio

>>143707698
Blizzard need some kind of "help" voice command if they want people to play Mercy in pubs. Good luck anon, I wouldn't touch her if my life depended on it without friends.

>>143707774
>play Pharah
>wait until the Bastion focus on your Roadhog or whatever
>fly over him and launch 2 rockets

Dead Bastion.

>>143707685
so like, 99% of the player base does this, and 4chan is the main perpetrator of these cunts

>>143707824
>Best dad?

HE DARED

Reaper is kinda shit

>>143707774
Not intending to insult you, but do you have any points leading to why he's broken? I usually don't have much of an issue with him.

>>143707824
Mercy

So when can we buy loot boxes for ingame currency?

>>143707774
>Hi /owg/ I'm an idiot who runs directly at turrets

>>143707824

Soldier 76 and Reaper

>>143707824
mom: lucio
dad: roadhog

>>143707538
1. Junkrat
2. Lúcio
3. 76
4. Pharah
5. Zenyatta
6. Toblerone

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>>143707538
Pharah
Rainhardt
Winston
Zenyatta
Zarya
Genji

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It's an "enemy player gets so mad he breaks down crying" episode

>>143705816

because i dont autistically main one character and neither should you

>>143707892
His point is that he was born with severe mental retardation.

>x2 lucio
>x2 soldier
>x2 zarya

Epic team pro fags

>>143707824
>Mom

Mercy

>Dad

Lucio

BLACKED

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>>143707824
Why do you ask retarded questions that have already been answered bazillion times?

>>143707538
>Winston
>Zarya
>Lucio
>Zen
>Soldier76
>Roadhog

what does d.va actually do, her weapons do nothing and her movement speed while firing is so shit. Even when i play against d.va i dont even flinch when shes shooting me, i can just casually take my time to kill her mech because shes no threat at all.

Ok I get youre supposed to be "right up in their face" trouble is when youre that close, people and their team tend to retaliate

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>rescue mei

>>143708012
everyone in this screenshot is cringey and cancer

>>143708012
All I'm getting from this is that everyone in that game was a gigantic faggot.

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>>143707538
1. Junkrat
2. McCree
3. Genji
4. Torbjorn
5. Mercy
6. D.Va for porn

>>143707846
Considering he did this for about a minute straight yes. See >>143708012

>tfw I got 1000 credits
Mako Roadhog, Bedouin Genji or Junebug D.va?

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>>143708012
McCree has driven an autist to suicide

>>143708012
More cancer rays than hiroshima

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>>143707945
I'm afraid to ask who's the mom in that relationship.

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>>143707774

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>It's a nobody stands on the payload and chases the Tracer episode
STAND ON THE FUCKING CART, DUMMKOPF, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND
JUST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

>>143707126
you have no idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to draw pharah's armour.
t. drawfag who has done exactly that

>>143708093
She's for targeting backline squishes and supports.

Pop her E and then boost behind their tanks.

>>143708012
>play Mei
>headshot literally anyone, but particularly Tracers
>chat lights up with anger
>only reply with "chill out", "cool off", or "ice to meet you too"
>at least 5 mentions of cancer guaranteed

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>>143705995

>>143708207

Soldier = Dad
Reaper = Daddy

>>143707892
Too easy to play for how much damage he does. You hid around a corner, kill 3 guys because you can kill them in less than a second at medium range, pack your hit up, hide somewhere else and kill them again when they try to attack your old location

My record is 18-2 on Bastion, he's way too fucking good. Literal free wins against anything other than 6 man premades.

>>143707824
Zayra would be a terrible fucking mother but she'd try the hardest by far. Same goes for Junkrat.

>Junkrat will never take you through Omnic ruins, put your life in danger multiple times, and teach you how to survive in the Outback while making sure you had a good day at school

>>143708012
>>143707685
>this guy is so mad, lets both take screenshots and post them on /owg/ xDD
from your behavior and from the chat you screenshotted, you both are just as bad if not worse

>>143707824
>no Reinhardt pop pop
>hes not teaching you how to lift and box
>not telling you crazy war stories

>>143708219
What do i need to do to be matched against shitters of this magnitude
I kinda miss TF2 pubstomping sometimes

>>143705816
I am. Zarya a best.

>>143708093
D.VA's guns are rapid fire shotguns. You don't try to shoot at anything beyond close range with Reaper while trying to do actual damage and you don't with her either. If you aim for the head while close, you can chunk people surprisingly quickly, so your goal is to drive your pink mechanical defense matrix dick right into people and into walls so you can shred their HP and then fuck off after you've killed them or people start aiming at you.

She definitely needs a few number buffs on her critbox and/or her speed while firing, but she's basically a cross between Tracer and Winston role-wise. Also happens to counter Winston solidly because of armor and lack of crits.

>>143708304
Soldier 76

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>>143708304
Mei. Keep her porn coming though

>>143708304

Widowmaker
Zarya
Winston
Roadhog

>>143708270
Funny enough, one of our players went Mei, fucked him twice (he was Roadhog), then proceeded to anger again.
>>143708306
>a common thing of taking screenshots of autists is now for autists
Hello Byuphya.

>>143708304
Tracer. I'm tired of seeing Tracers on my team. They do nothing. I don't care if the enemy picks them, go nuts, but keep them the fuck off my team.

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>>143708231
>it's a Lucio jumps around the payload for 6 minutes straight on the last point and causes the attackers to lose
>tfw I was that Lucio

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>>143707824
game set match

>>143708304
Mei

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>>143708219
>KIlls two Bastions played by idiots with zero awareness and positioning skills
>"See? You can totally beat himt!"

>>143708304

widowmaker

>>143708231

Every single Gibraltar offense I am the only person to push the payload. Every Gibraltar offense I play Reinhardt and get 3+ minutes objective time. Commendations? None. Pub trash is only impressed by Q plays.

>5 gold medals
>on fire the whole game
>no one commends you
>that widow who wont switch

what are your pet peeves

>>143708304
Widowmaker.

>>143708417
you're the only one who has mentioned autists, including in your filename

and in case you are further confused, i was referring to you both taking screenshots of the same thing and both running to 4chan to post them

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>>143707824
>>143708449 gets it

>>143708231
>root myself to the point as Mei and completely ignore Tracer
>wall my allies off so they CAN'T chase her
>win

>>143708296
The trick is to not be a dipshit.

If Bastion is deployed then you take him out with a Reinhardt charge, literally anything Junkrat does, Genji's reflect, Zen/Zarya's ult/bubble or either sniper.

Camping in a corner and getting kills doesn't mean the character is OP, it means the people on the other team are mentally deficient lemmings.

>>143708521
This.

>>143708270
I don't get nearly enough salt as Mei as I'd like to and I'm pretty good with my right click.

I thought about waving after I freeze someone and before I right click but I don't want to risk them getting away. since I assume there's a short delay before you can shoot again.

>>143708440
>Decent health
>Insane regen
>Hitbox the size of a fucking needle
>Can do his ult if he comes close to dying

Fuck this shit so much

>>143708346
So her defense matrix is an approach tool not a retreat? ok that makes sense, will try it

>Omnics and their conflicts are a crucial part of the backstory
>Only one playable Omnic

How come?

>>143708598
It's both. Also a denial tool for big plays.

>>143708320
>And then I SMASHED HIM THROUGH A WALL
>Haha!
>Robot parts, everywhere.
>Zenyatta come here I want to show the little one something!

What's the most fun face off in game and why is it be Zenyatta and having anti-aircraft battle against Pharahs

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When is the last time you saved a Mercy player?

>>143708139
> That nose
jew

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>>143705816

>>143708418

You haven't known pain until you've had a Tracer zoom past you and behind you as Reinhardt trying to protect everyone's asses.

Try to swat her off? Get shot up. Try to turn the shield towards her? All your team mates die. Expect your team to actually deal with her so you can focus on protecting them? Fat chance.

>>143708624
I see 2

>>143708304
Probably Soldier. He doesn't really fit well. He'd need to be replaced by someone else with good midrange dps though.

>>143708624
Because they're an affront to the Omnissiah.

>>143708624
widow killed them all

>>143708685
Two Genjis ulting at once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8hbu2wXYPM

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>>143705995

>>143708534
In the chat we agreed it was probably an autist new to 4chan so if we posted it here he'd probably get madder.
Guessing it probably worked.

>>143705816

because i play like 15 characters

>>143708449
>an insatiable slut
>best dad

Shamefur dispray

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Is this what it feels like to be a degenerate?

>>143708418
You must have some awful tracers then.
>Oh hey that enemies low?
>I'll take care of that for you.
>You need a distraction?
>Watch me run fucking circles around this roadhog for 10 minutes while grabbing 3 ults off him.
>Oh that Reinhardt's blocking your damage
>Boop boop boop he's dead
Some team compositions are shit with her, but you'll learn that in the first 2 minutes.

>>143708624
d.va should have just been a big omnic instead of le epic gamergirl of no damage and 2 lives

BEE HERO WHEN
BLIZZARD PLEASE
IT'S MY WAIFU

Just played with a guy who was level 61 I bet he has a good selection of legendary skins and enough currency to buy any he might want!

>>143708659
can you defense matrix then fly right after without it canceling? i know firing cancels them both or some shit

>>143708575
All of those counters rely on the Bastion being bad though. No competent bastion fires into Genjis reflect.

>>143708624
>wanting more omniggers in the game

oy vey, keep up that social diversity, gud goy

>>143708520

I never commend people with a lot of kills, unless I've seen some really impressive ones. Every commendation goes to healers and tanks and people who contest objectives.

>>143707774
How does it feel to be a shitter?

>>143708715
include the #xxxx

Not that it matters. It assumes you're a mainer.

>>143708575
lol you better charge him from 2 feet away, every rein charge i've seen gets melted before getting to the bastion.

It doesn't hurt that he tucks his head down to do it, so just aiming for center mass is guaranteed crits.

>>143708815
Nice K/D fuckboi

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>>143708732
I see 3.

Temple of Anubis is a bad map

Too easy to defend

>>143708440
I too am that Lucio. It's great until they say fuck this and Ult you to death.

are my shots not registering the result of 20 tick? tracer should die if she eats a point black blast.

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>>143705995

>>143708793
judging from the chat you're all newshits

>>143708482
>idiots with zero awareness and positioning skills

Hey, those are exactly the kind of players who struggle to beat Bastion!

torbs turret range is fucking bullshit
You cant even try to peak and kill it

>>143708832
Yes

>>143708598
its either or. the point is, you are mashing L-shift everytime its off CD. figure out how to kill someone within that CD window and you have just mastered Dva. use E to stay alive anytime during that process.

FUCK BASTIONS
FUCK EDGY MEMELORDS PLAYING AS SNIPERS
FUCK SELF-DESTRUCT CUNTS
FUCK RIP-TIRES

>>143708889
Who needs kills when you can just YOLO on the payload.

>>143708849
And no competent Genji doesn't just wait for him to fire on a teammate before dropping in and deflecting for half a HP bar at the very least even if he stops firing.

>>143707735
It doesn't really matter. There's still people who will play nothing but their "main" until the end of time and unless you do as well, you'll never make the rankings.

>>143708482
>KIlls two Bastions played by idiots with zero awareness and positioning skills
Guess it's easier to see your own flaws in others than in yourself.

>getting non fan the hammer kills as mcreeeeeee

is there any point?

>>143708961
cool will try it all out, thanks for the help anon

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>>143708895

>not going reinhardt, rocketing in distracting the enemy while your team fucks them from behind

>>143708909
They were too retarded to switch to Pharah or Junkrat and blow me to shit early on. When they did, it was too late and the payload already fell back. They were also raging because I joined in when the payload was already arriving to the destination.

>>143708832
Yeah man that's how you dunk on bitch ass Widowmakers and Hanzos

>>143706065
Russian man lady, call centre woman and cowboy. They are all boring.

>Symmetra puts her teleporter where the enemy team can see it
>step through into a Zarya and D.Va ult

Why do people play the character that requires the most strategy if they're not going to use any?

>>143708879
You'd be surprised how many times it's worked.

I have better luck when I don't pop shield prior to the approach though. If shit's popping off, Bastion's usually so focused on holding LMB that he doesn't pay attention to anyone he isn't currently shooting at. Popping the shield is a big glowing "shoot me" sign.

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great loot box ty

>>143709016
With the damage his headshots do you better be using that M1 you fucking idiot

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>tfw practising wallriding in a solo custom skirmish for an hour

It's fun, try it

>never know when infrared sight is up
This is the only worst part of widow

its not obvious enough

>>143708685
>Be Genji fighting Genji
>He pops his ult
>I pop mine
>We circle each other and dash
>Teammates come by and ruin our duel
>We both run up walls and vanish

A steady brade, barances the souw

>>143709093

nice fucking file

literally just crashed my computer

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>When the forced 50 hits someone on the other team

>tfw playing lucio and being a speed demon healing up everyone while listening to some bumpin hard dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfe-WTmZVI

>>143709093

Welcome to my life for the last 20 levels. I did get Stonehardt at 22, so it's not all bad.

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>Hit the point where pretty much every match is playing out the same

Welp, that didn't take long.

>As attack, we easily break through most of the map before hitting a wall at the very end, this is where most of the game will take place, with a very good chance of attack losing due to poorly designed spawn points.
>Defense pretty much the same as attack but reversed

>>143706149
she already has 2 [Video game reference] skins

>>143708304
Hanzo, even though widow can be more OP, at least you have to actually aim

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>>143707538
1. Mercy
2. Lucio
3.
4.
5.
6.

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Final Jeopardy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lLYOGDsts

>>143708816
Why do Tracershitters always insist it's just "bad Tracers", then give examples where Tracer succeeds against even worse enemies?

>>143709236
Who is Mei

t. Genji main

>>143709236
MCCREE!

>>143709157
it's just people duo queueing you tard

>>143709236
Pharah
Everytime i meet one i get ready for a mind-numbingly boring fight

>>143705816
yo shit

>>143708851
cool robots that actually have something to do with the story are way better than the "it's a small world after all" buffet of token characters we got now.

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>during the yuro day
>widow instalocks im my time
>night time
>no one wants to play widow

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