/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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>It might embarrass the community

I've been here since AGDQ 2011 but I missed the John Number drama. Can someone fill me in?

>>140899573
He turned Cosmo into a mentally ill tranny

>>140899573
killed cosmo

>>140899573
he laid the smackdown on cosmo's candy ass

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xth for cosmos new toy

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>>140899262
Turns out I live close to the GDQ hotel.
Do they have to verify I'm an actual speedrunner or can I sign up to make an ass of myself for you with a game I'm no good at?

>>140900479
>>>/b/

>Not linking to the previous thread

>>140900739
since when has serg ever done that?

>>140900648
>muh serious community of trannies and degenerates

>>140899532
i love you simplee elin

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post em

>>140904035
here you go

who /radiohead/ here

more like radiodead lol

>>140904436
damn daddi

>shad is streaming with mic
:3

trihex is on SRL

how do I report him for non-speedrunning content?

>>140905876
SRL was used to promote sellout streams since its inception (sorta like GDQ-lite). If anything, you should report all other literal who streams.

>>140906096
fuck that, I've been given a warning for playing guitar hero on stream after a dud run
the same rules should apply to this faggot

>>140906178
>fuck that, I've been given a warning for playing guitar hero on stream after a dud run
But how many viewers did you have?

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when you have no friends but want to chill

>>140906389
just me and a friend
maybe a couple lurkers but nobody chatting

>>140906679
Then you deserve a warning for not being popular enough.
I bet you are also a binary cis-gendered white straight male.

>>140906873
well I'm white and hetero
not sure what the others mean

SRL isn't a popularity contest

>cosmo is doing "Gaming talk shows" but he is neither gaming nor takling

tfw wanna say something in narcis chat but then everyone will hate you... Just fuck me up

*vapes*
*stares blankly at chat*

>>140910570
what juice senpai?
I'm diggin this mango and passion fruit concoction

>>140910615
only the most primo buddha brother

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Would anyone like to talk about their feelings?

>>140899449
You mean the community you're banned from?

>that donation noise
Alright, the jig is up. Narci or should I say Cosmo just exposed that this was all just a big hoax.

all this exposure rn...

my eyes are opened...

>>140911585
>watching a streamer is exposure

i like to speedrunning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xit2TDm3GcI

>>140911461
well there goes the last of liquidxsquids defenders, if he had any left. he's on his own now.

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>>140911461
Wow...

>>140911703
thanks for the speedtunes, speedfriend

>>140911461
>reporting to cover up the exposure
typical grindxmonkey

>>140911175
my gf wants us to move to the city and im scared. can i have my prozac now?

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>>140912592
A lethal dose of morphine for you, young lad

The Mighty Medievil

The Milky Medievil

Mudevil

The Wonderful Med

The Six-Legged Medievil Weavel

The Winged Medievil Canievil

>>140912283
a new low for grindxmonkey

>>140899573
take off you pants first mate

>>140916653
there goes the little respect I had left for squid

>>140916786
what about the sad fuck scanning the viewerlist

>>140916975
how can I lose respect for him when I don't know who he is?

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>>140917079

>>140905824
die gay

>>140916653
exposed! *bird laughs*

>>140917137
has anybody ever respected headcrab to begin with?

How do you guys juggle a wife, kids and speedrunning?

>>140906934
>not sure what the others mean
You are SURROUNDED by your privilege!

lets just admit it guys

pies stream is great and >we should all just sub already

>>140917748
quickly

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>>140899262

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>>140920551

>>140917748
Jokes on you I outsourced my wife and her son to Tyrone.

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>>140921051
>gay
>marijuana
>transsexualism

>>140923706
shut up cyber

>>140923794
Cuck

>>140923862
niceme.me

>>140923920
die cuck

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speedrundotcom has a feature where you can check out the stats of each game. includes stuff like the game activity and a chart that shows the timeline of WR times.

pic related, can you guess what game this is from? winner gets to pick my next speedgame

Anyone else think Jews look like actual cartoon characters

>>140924494
some monster hunter shit

>tfw you will never pound dennis's butt

>>140924782
The world is a cartoon

back to bed rob

It's hard to see White genocide when you're anti-White.

It's hard to see "Narcissa" when you're sane.

You think Cosmo's left his house in the last 6 months?

>>140929623
u stupid fucker. he regularly leaves the house to vape weed behind the dumpster

>>140929623
Yes and he saw a deer.

>>140929623
He's rotting in "Narcissa"'s basement.

Diversity means chasing down the last White person

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Rate my world record.

>>140904035
Appologize me barging in but this shit looks more liek a "what roms I will download and letsplay, maybe" collage than an actual speedrun plan.

>that dizzy, light headed feeling when you're doing good
not sure I like it desu

>>140933548
gets worse with an audience

https://twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/727409483773710336

>>140936137
the fuck are perlers

>>140933548
cuck baby

>>140936558
those things that mecharichter retired from speedrunning to make

https://twitter.com/SkeletonBill/status/727398338916667392

>>140936763
The only thing I can find on google is premade hanna bead designs.

people pay money for that?
it's like buying a colouring book that's already filled out

Is this still a thing besides dark souls? I remember years ago this was fun to watch across a bunch of different games. Is this community basically dead and beyond repair?

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>>140936558

>>140937034
people are stupid

>>140937116
look at this thread and take a wild guess

>>140937116
no. nobody speedruns any game except dark souls

>>140937914
is that anime slayer

>>140938434
ok

>>140938531
ok

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>>140938434
Thanks for reminding me that he didn't kill himself

>>140938434
Damn you for getting my hopes up. Was really excited about this tranny killimg himself

>>140939325
Yet, he didn't kill himself yet.

https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/727542916172886016
how long until lurk gets beat up by a negro youth?

>>140940741
Probably already happened

>>140940741
how long until you get a life and stop posting his tweets here you fr*aking nuthugger

>>140942889
a few months hopefully

>>140942889
fuck off cybershitter.

im trying to get into speedrunning
what are some good games to speedrun on the gamecube?

>>140943350
Baten Kaitos 100%

>>140943350
OoT Estrogen %

>>140943350
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (w/ Master Quest):

>>140940741
how long until lurk quits and streams regularly again

Is Surreal the worst case of someone thinking they were a speedrunner when they did some sloppy playthroughs years ago?

What was diversity a code word for again?

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>>140944623

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>>140944623

Quick question, why does no one fucking stream anymore? Like most yurobois are fucking extinct except for that fucking sissyboi

>>140945952
They all were culturally enriched by "Syrian" "refugees".

>>140946412
Where i live the refugees where shoved right next to the slums where arabs and gypsies live, you never see them in white neighborhoods. So idk what u mean

Undertale is tranny propaganda

>>140946683
Amazing game with amazing music

>>140946641
Lucky you. Here where I live you see peopled raped in daylight on a daily basis

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https://youtu.be/fbPIvWmLnFQ

*compares to random splits that are neither pb nor wr*

>eric nop vers t. Person

HOYPE

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snowfats stream tftd

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nice

>>140946903
You fell for it.

>>140900040
lmao that's huge

>>140950107
>he has an emote of his girlfriend

holy shit the beta level is unreal

>>140951938
his ugly jewish coalburner girlfriend

holy shit the beta level is unreal - guy with no gf

holy shit the beta level is unreal - guy with no gf - guy who fell for a succubus

>>140952270
btw i'm a girl ;)

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many monkeys I postva year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not the one who gets triggered, anon. I am the trigger. A guy opens his stream and grind monkeys all day and you think that of me? No. I am the one who monkey posts.

How much does twitch inflate viewer counts?

Given how much of it's business model relies on hoiyp I don't believe for a second the numbers are accurate.

>>140952270
i'm gay

>>140952538
fuck off narci

>>140950024
Fuck off headcrab

>>140953289
business model? twitch is free

*viewbots*

i dont viewbot

>>140954280
I believe him, I mean he wouldn't lie about that sort of thing.

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>go to src
>search "headcrab"
>two accounts come up
>ZERO speedruns

shocking

>>140954576
nigger speak degenerates need to be culled

Squid's not only a Marxist little cucklet who's too edgy for his own good

The faggot also has terrible DI

"I feel disgusted to be associated with these so-called gamers"

--Former Super Metroid world record holder

!!!!!! VINTAGE MEME ALERT !!!!!!

>tfw thirsty for dancingscarecrow

!!!!!! VINTAGE MEME ALERT !!!!!!

>>140956091
>tfw thirsty for dancingscarecrow

>>140950107
wtf happened to trihex...

>>140955512
what's DI

>>140957035
that anime totally wants to suck rob's dick

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Anyone have a pastebin link for Dark Souls III Any% run?

unbelievable my pecker

>>140958219
http://pastebin.com/XFdaCqie

>>140958219
http://pastebin.com/XZU4iYaS

>>140958219
http://pastebin.com/54F47qK6

>>140941593
https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/727590469266489344

>>140959072
imagine it was anything other than non-Whites fighting
i can't do it

>>140959072
id watch an anime where lurk is the teacher for an inner city school

>>140959421
me 2

>>140959072
>tried using humor
how good are lurk's jokes?

>>140960434
rob this has to stop

>>140960373
>h-have you guys ever watched dragon half

>>140960614
White genocide has to stop. And it WILL stop, or my name's not rob

>>140960817
noobkillerrob

imaginr lurk playing anime movies for his class

what is the xpiratez of speedrunning

Super Mario 64 is over done - Guy scared of a real speed game

^this person is scared of having his sm64 time on a leaderboard

>>140955512
What are you even talking about? Shut the fuck up

>>140965298
This person doesn't speedrun

>>140965387
I don't get it.

missed my dose of soy

Stop posting about Cosmo, Squid, Headcrab and stop being faggots and stop being epic

>>140965752
>Adrian's tweet

wheres the new vlog lads

>>140966007
That's rude of her. I thought Narci and Adrian were BFFs.

>>140945952
prepping for the race war senpai

>>140967219
this

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Abandon speedrunning, join the movement.

>>140968442
jesus fucking christ did you have to?

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>>140968442
word

>>140968442
Delete this disgusting shit you fag

my eyes are still fucked from it

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>>140970465

>>140970945
Anyone who posts this shit is a John Cena tier faggot stream monster trying to look edgy online

>>140970465
nice tweet, squid

>>140971080
>Trump is edgy xd
cuck

>>140969998
need uncensored

>>140970945
>>140969998
>>140968442
post the the shimakaze trap one

>>140971128
>someone who follows the sheep crowd by posting nameless anime cunts with trump hats is trying to be epic
Apply yourself

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

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>>140971080
>>140971742
>letting yourself get triggered this hard
>calls someone a "sheep" but uses terms like "stream monster" and "edgy"
>>>/v/

>>140971953
>>140971963
triggered anime fags detected

>>140971995
>trying to put down the term stream monster because you are a stream monster

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speedrunning

>tfw puncayshun got a gf

>>140972212
These charts are fucking gay. You can only speedrun one game at a time, you can't have more than one in actively running. It's just a way for non runners to pretend they have a future in speedrunning when they won't even get a good time in the game they play currently because they've dropped video games for clique circle jerks on the reddit users Skype, Discord.

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>>140899262

>>140972429
this is what stream monsters actually think

>>140972227
Is it CinciNancy or whatever her name is? Also, why are his tweets suddenly protected?

>>140972712
This is what anyone who has watched what the group of /srg/ runners have become would think

>>140972227
no way

you know, karl marx had some pretty interesting ideas

this is what a bird monkey actually thinks

>>140900479
you can kill yourself

>>140972861
yes by the looks it and his parents found his twitter and told him to stop posting about dicks in his ass.

>>140972227
>private twitter

d*ng give me the deets homeboy

>>140972550
kek

birdxlaugh

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>>140972186
aww
>>>/v/

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>>140968442

The Grind Monkey Stigma

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he's selling all of his things to move to japan to marry a girl he met a month ago.

no job. no work visa. no money. no real language ability to speak of.

what could go wrong? still waiting on that pastebin

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>>140902937

>>140973618
This is why virgin beta cucks should stay that way all their lives, poor guy will ruin his life thanks to this whore

>>140973557
Is that the same thing as a stomata?

>>140973618
>race mixing
not even once

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>>140974126

>>140972948
imagine being triggered after being outed as a fag and crying about it on 4chan

>>140974316
would

>>140973618
>meet girl or "girl" online
>change your entire way of life for them before you've even met them properly or actually get to know them
every time

waiting for his eventual "bloo bloo bloo, i regret this" tweets

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>>140974126
>>140974316
>>140974764
reflected's face kills me. he knows he's never going to fuck her. he knows he just spent 4 grand on a trip to not get laid.

>>140974472
>waah waah i've been exposed!
You've been exposed.

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>>140974979
at least one got to further his music

>>140975315
this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDgM1ug0wVQ

>>140973618
Has no one come out to tell gari that this is a terrible idea?

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>>140975418

>>140975421
Are you implying he knows people other than equally pathetic speedrunners? because I bet they all would do the same thing if they got the chance

>>140975421
I think he has to learn on his own.

I lived and worked in Japan for a long time. Trust me--without a work visa, he'll be there for his 90-day visa and then be sent on his way.

If he tries to marry the girl, how would that even work? Based on her age, she probably lives at home or in a college dorm somewhere. Marriage doesn't equal a spousal visa either. Without a visa (or, you know, money), he can't rent a place to live or stay past 90 days.

If he stays longer than 90, he could be banned for a while from entering the country. The Japanese government has come down on foreigners overstaying their welcome and on people who come to look for work on a tourist visa. Big no no.

http://japan.usembassy.gov/e/acs/tacs-7108b.html

>U.S. citizens entering either visa free or with a tourist visa are not allowed to work in Japan.

>Persons found working illegally are subject to arrest and deportation.

>Persons believed to be entering Japan without a working visa but who intend to work here can be denied entry into Japan. This means that you will not exit the airport and will be required to return directly to the U.S.

>Japanese Immigration officials are aware of the pattern of people staying for 80-90 days as "tourists," spending a few days in Korea, Guam or some other nearby area and then seeking to re-enter Japan for another 90 days. Persons with such a travel pattern can expect to face questions at Japanese Immigration and may be denied entry with the suspicion that they have been or will work illegally in Japan. In that Japanese Immigration records are computerized, a "lost" passport does not serve to mask long stays in Japan.

>>140976201
>I lived and worked in Japan
cuck

>>140976201
why don't any of the kids that try to be epic all the time message actual funny shit like this to people that it's relevant to

yo someone toss me a screencap of puncay's tweets

>>140976694
I was born there, you insensitive prick.

>>140976956
Your parents are cucks too

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>>140976694
i'm sorry you can't leave your mom's basement for fear she'd throw out your lmt edition wall scrolls.

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>>140976694
>>140977013
>>>reddit.com

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>>140975315
>>140975607

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>>140976907
it will be more interesting to see what happens than provide guidance to people who are mentally incapable of hearing it.
>pic related

>>140947575
Do you live in Venezuela?

>>140977516
what the fuck? is that his mom or something?

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>>140965383

>>140977878
I live in the caliphate that is Sweden

>>140978001
I like to imagine that the monkey on the right is bird laughing

>>140979265
who is we?

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>>140979265
huh what was that?
couldn't hear ya over that roasting from the zodiac killer

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>still no duke stream

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is this a good speed game?

>>140979939
he asked you for an ID first silly

>>140980081
>implying that was duke

>>140979265
>665/5,374 precincts (12.3%) reporting
?

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>>140979939

>>140979265
Our girl

>>140980417
>what am statistics

>>140981097
>what is English?

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>>140976201
Americans deserve Japanese jobs because of the huge trade deficit

>>140981409
we would be no better than the dirty mexicans... dont say that anon

>>140981409
blame unions

what the hell happened to siglemic? has he started the transition as well?

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>>140981907
>you will never fuck sig

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>>140981613
Wren Ameriga sends rits people day r sending the betas and weebs, we runt the chads and alphas

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>>140982050
feels fucking super bad, man

>>140981907
working on his career at mcdonalds

>>140982056
we need our strongest here to fight off jamal and pedro when shit gets real. fuck off and take garrison off our hands

>>140982385
Hey! That's what I am doing.

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>>140982385
i'll undoubtedly be meeting him there if I ever stop being a neet

>>140982842
you won't

i like to speedrunning

lol...............

>>140975421
Have you ever known someone who's on the verge of making a terrible life decision like this?
You can not talk them out of it. Might as well just sit back and enjoy the ride.

>>140983535
thanks for the words of encouragement!

>>140983720
Have you ever played a game so much, you feel it has run out of replay value?

>>140984389
Have you ever been a male so much, you feel it has run out of replay value?

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>>140982842
>tfw we're all destined for dead end jobs because all we did was play games and spend our lives on the internet instead of doing things that would benefit us long-term in life

Undertale Trash @twitchchibi 16m16 minutes ago
The parents have officially allowed me to stream again. We are BACK in business, boys!!!


Good news everyone our prince will continue to stream

>>140984898
We fell for the gaming jew

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>>140982292
>sig will never suck you off in a maid costume

>>140985014
He never stopped streaming though

>>140985014

Can't wait to rip my dick in half each night when chibi streams

>>140985257

Have you heard Chibi's mother? She is a strict mama who does not let her son stream after 2 AM

>>140985014
>the parents
>s
I thought his dad was dead?

>>140985493
he has a stepdad now, chibimom needs that dick

wait a sec, Siglemic works at McDonalds? Are you trying say Chibi is more successful than Sig? I heard Chibi works at Walmart Pharmacy. Sig is just flipping burgers, good god that is embarrassing.

>>140984898
as long as you enjoy what you're doing that's all that matters anon

>>140985613
Sig is a NEET living off his past wealth

>>140985587

What I'd do to mount Chibi's mom? I want her to scream "Adam shut the door and let ANON speedrun me"

>>140985634
thats the thing though, i probably wont enjoy myself for too much longer

>>140985806
stick to your anime girls

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>>140984898
>>140985096
>not falling for the doing well in school meme

>>140985806

I wonder how loose her pussy after pushing out that fuck up

>>140986113
>falling for the academic jew

>>140973618
Isn't Japan's immigration very strict? If he's not on a JET program scam how the fuck is he going to Japan?

>>140985613
Chibi is indeed more successful than Sig

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The grenade trick works well for Sarcophagus, but the damage isn't guaranteed to kill either version of the Monolith soldiers unless it is a direct hit on them. Red Forest and Pripyat were complete trash.

>>140899573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs

John Numbers blew Cosmo the fuck out in the NWC. It wasn't even close.

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bye bye

>>140987021
neat, good job senpai
are you using underbarrel grenades for all jumps, or just combat

>>140987050
To be fair if I would have played as bad as cosmo did i would probably also turned into a tranny

>>140987347
you did it croni

GOODBYE RATO

>>140986490
He's not. 90 days and he'll have to leave the country.

>>140988098
There are only two grenade jumps (one required, the other can be done two other ways), with the first one being the boost to get out of bounds in Red Forest, and the second at the end to get to the Wish Granter. The rest are allocated for combat.

I'm pretty sure it will be faster to do an underbarrel jump for the first one, but I'm considering doing the dupe later when I get the SP-5 ammo for the Groza, instead of in Red Forest with the base PAB-9 ammo. I found that you can get the more powerful Vog-25Rs when you have SP-5 loaded. Of course if I get a underbarrel grenade drop from the Duty soldier at the beginning of Army Warehouses, then I'll use it for the first jump.

What does iateyourpie's mom think of her boi Ted Cruz dropping out?

>>140989641
funny thing is i was told you can get a gf off the plane if you're american in japan

hyperbole aside, looks like it's true. spending 90 days banging a 6/10 asian can't be the worse decision ever

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>>140991759
>she's actually cute
>fucking puncayshun, fake weeb sperg, got a qt3.14 gf before me

>>140991759
does she know about his obsession with his mother?

>>140991759
https://www.instagram.com/p/62-Ix5s3p_/

>>140991759
Holy shit no way, next OP pic for sure

cuban missile crisis

Where does Chibi live? I really want to go to his house and suck that massive dick of his

>>140956289
he sold out his race

MHC disowned him, he's lost in the sauce

he's a FUCKING COON

http://oddshot.tv/shot/clannadx1-20160427235115592

Why isn't anyone talking about this? He got banned, but I'm trying to find the complete VOD

>>140994348
literally who?

>>140994348
>Why isn't anyone talking about this?
because you hadn't told us yet..

>>140993994
check the archives

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>puncay gets an actual, real life girlfriend
>eric nopp gets 8 minutes closer to retaking hundo wr
>ted cruz drops out
>witwix thinks about killing himself (again)

Can this day possibly get any better?

>>140995071
he only has a girlfriend because of twitch popularity

it's actually insane when you think about it that a girl will suck your dick just because people watch you play video games

>>140993318
she'll end up fucking someone else

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>>140991759

>>140995187
Also, she's fat and a smoker. And only pretends to be interested in Puncay because she wants a share of his Twitchbux. LOL.

>>140995370
no shit. but if puncay loses his v-card to dat ass its all worth it desu senpai

>>140995071
why would witwix wanna die when he has a 5 foot tall half-korean sickly gf that's actually good at dark souls games

he gets to pound that shit every night and he's sad about his life? fuck that nigga

>>140987050
Oh, man. This is hard to watch.

>>140995763
didn't they break up like a year ago?

>>140996918
they still live together and stream in different bedrooms every day

>>140990742
No. It's not hard to find women who will take advantage of you.

thanks

you're welcome

me too

>>140995071
Witwix is suicidal?

>>140978001
an autistic moderator

>>140994348
Found it dude, it's disappointing though desu.
The video is still on twitch's servers, so use a vod downloader for this:
twitch tv/clannadx1/v/63218124

>>140999475
allow me to repeat:
literally who and why should i give a shit?

Her name is Chanzeux.

>>141000000
using shitpost general to find the get

>>140995487
She doesn't look that fat in >>140991759

>>141000331
Here you go https://instagram.com/p/_129I5s3jp/

>>141000621
Good lord that tattoo

>>141000621
Counter-argument: >>140993318

That booty

>>140995071
who is eric nopp?

>>141000770
Cronikeys has the better booty and she's not a degenerate Clinton supporter

>>141001031
cronikeys is a disgusting tranny FREAK

so tired of people pretending to be weebs when they aren't even REAL degenerates

>>141001390
That's the point you dumb shit

>>141001031
>degenerate Clinton supporter
hardly any worse than pretending to be a woman and taking advantage of the alt-right as a fashionable item to earn sympathy from buffoons like you who don't realize that people like cronikeys are the true blight to the human race.

>>141001390
she's none of those things

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>>140994348
disgusting on all counts

>>140995071
what game does eric nopp play?

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>tfw someone from a completely unrelated community you follow calls squid out for his faggotry
this is fucking great