Dota 2 General - /d2g/

memes

Post your favorite youtube vid to have in the background to chill while playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9sAi5slOC0

im good at Earth Spirit but bad at WK

Tips on how to play Wraith King?

>>137253941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

I'll ban all names starting with O from now on

>>137254058
literally repick, wraith king is dog shit right now

>>137254180
not me please

>14 cucks early

>>137253941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ&index=42&list=LLSiKYY28NuRd7YONtCVISig

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dota makes you gay

>>137254357
you were a faggot before dota, stop using it as an excuse

>tfw no NA bull bf

>>137254058
Don't fire a panic stun before you die, especially if you have no mana.

>>137254180
there's no names starting with o

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>be in 2k
>listening to my team who have never played captains mode before trying to pretend they know what their doing

>>137254629
>some guy literally drafted the same pick he've seen in pro game 15 mins ago
>we won
impressive

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Why the fuck are my ancients unstacked, cucky?

Where are the wards?
Don't even think about buying boots anytime soon.

Check the server. We're on US East. This is My House.
See that scoreboard? Whose that carry? Say it.
That's right. It's me. I am this team.

Get to prepping, yuro.
It's all you're good for and you know it.
You're lucky to still be on the team at all

>super farmed sven
>lose

Is there a pattern here?

>>137254878
>3 cores including furion
who wouda thought

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Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.

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Hey Guys whats up

april fools jokes are fun when they're not painfully obvious
this shit is just obnoxious as shit

i actually like this new overlay

>>137255171
How do I pronounce your surname?

DAILY REMINDER THAT REDDIT BALANCES THIS GAME AND WILL CRY UNTIL INVOKER, SPECTRE AND OD ARE NERFED HARD. SUPPORTS CANT BE OP THO WITH THE EXCEPTION OF EARTH SPIRIT BECAUSE THAT ONE "8K" PRO IS CONSTANTLY OUT OF POSITION WHEN PLAYING PUBS BURNT OUT

>MEANWHILE, PATCH 6.87
>PICK LION/WITCH DOCTOR/VENGE
>PRESS Q FOR 1506078080 DAMAGE AND AOE STUN ACROSS THE MAP
>AUTOATTACKS NOW GO THROUGH BACKDOOR PROTECTION
>YOUR W NOW WORKS ON TOWERS
>FUCK FARMING BECAUSE YOU GET FREE ITEMS
>HITTING LEVEL 11 AUTOMATICALLY MAKES THE ENEMY ANCIENT FALL
>ITS OKAY BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPORTS AND CANT BE OP

>>137254816
s-sorry

*kneels down and unzips carry's penis*

>>137255020
can you put the question in a single line? I never bother reading blogs on 4chan

>you can now see all creep spawnboxes and tower ranges in normal matchmaking
what the hell happened while I was gone, lads?

>>137255250
Take your meds lad.

>>137255343
The anger just doesn't go away

>>137255235
Boushchenwardtch

>>137255282
How do you guys play a game where the majority of spells are undodgable targetted attacks instead of being reliant on aiming and evading target point attacks?

>>137255421
We just buy BKB.

>>137255421
because spammable skillshots are retarded

>>137255421
because dota is more about strategy than le ebin skillshot spam

>>137255421
idk what to say, just wathc someone shit play dota and then watch someone not shit play dota, observe the difference and potentially reach nirvana

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How the fuck do you defend buying this shitty item ever?
It's a 5k gold sink.

>>137255421
Because it's not about if you can hit your spells or not, it's how and when you use them.

>>137255414
Fucking jew

I WAS GONE FOR A FEW HOURS! THIS APRIL JOKE IS NOT OK!

also: whats up?

This shit is dope yo.

>>137255421
Most spells can be disjointed though???

>>137255810
It's a bad butterfly desu senpai get with the times grandpa.

>>137255810
It's use amplify physical damage of a team, dipshit. And nice b8 image haha xDD

>>137255847
said fucking wheeler
laughing at your 0 legs

>>137255828
I don't understand why the two qualities would have to be mutually exclusive though.

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>>137255810
Here's your (You)

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

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I sure love this easy money from the China games

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>>137256026
I'm a support

>>137256185
Get down on your knees and suck every last drop of my cum until my dick is dry, NOW

>>137256185
wow this is my new account and already got 3 (you)'s! dubs decides what should pm to Justin! ; )))

>>137256303
>Bennie Garrison
How are your new racist comics coming along, shitlord?

>>137253721
>Janis

Fucking Janitor confirmed

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holy SHIT what the fuck is up with the player pool for ranked games now? The last four games in a row I've had the absolute worst players in my game in terms of skill and obnoxiousness.

How is someone 4k with 100+ games as invoker with a 38% winrate???

>>137256393
Probably because he brought the account at 5K

>>137256023

If you plan a clash in some way you need certain reliability on spells. That's why dota is about strategy. If you put too many skillshots in the game it turns more into a shooter type of game. Then better play Overwatch or whatever.

If you want a game based on strategy spells need reliability. The main reason Kunkka is not picked is because how unreliable his spells are. They are not bad when it comes to numbers, but they are very unreliable.

You can't upvote this post

>>137256393
allpick was removed so now allpick (TRUE DOTA) master race players have to mix with mememode playing shitstains

>>137256530
already did :^)

>>137256185
Are you a qt fuccboi?

>>137256393
not a 4k player but i played last game with a support that didnt buy a single ward and a mid who (won mid) because i frequently rotated in and ganked. they where 3.5k players with over 2k hours each

>>137256503
But then where is the mechanical skill?

>>137255810
Not baited, just responding in case a newfag doesn't know that you're baiting. The rest of the attack speed is in the aura.

>years later
>EE still listens to shitty Japanese music
>he doesn't know the language at all

It was quirky at first but now it's just getting weird and pathetic. Why does he do this?

>s4 is out with a girl
>he's probably 'doing it' right now, you know?
>and i'm fucking playin dota
>with 10000 virgins watching
>what have i done with my life

- Bulldog, ADMIRAL

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>>137255251
>unzips carry's penis

is it weird that i only have zippers on my pants and not my penis?

>>137256556
I had retards in AP, yes. But these are ADVANCED retards. It's like they just completely eschewed that MM feature that pairs players with low/no reports with similar players.

>>137256627
pointless in a strategy game

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>>137256669
ERPing in game as a slutty submissive support is the best

>>137256716
>Assuming he'd do it this long and this often if he didn't enjoy it
>Assuming he doesn't earn more than you do

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>>137256669
H-Hi

>>137256684
Anime is like a fog that blocks any rational thought and it just disappears some day. Most people who are into anime drop it when they reach the age of, say, around 18 but it might take longer if you're an autist with no real contact with other human beings. It just takes time man

>>137256802
based behind the scenes man

>>137256627
what's mechanical skill according to you? aiming shots? go play csgo, go play overwatch

it doesn't fit a strategy game the same way FPSs are missing lots of things present in strategy games

>>137256716
>>with 10000 virgins watching
he's a virgin too, $10 he is
hookers don't count

>>137256627
There's a tonne of mechanical skill in Dota it's just less flash and more subtle.

Dota is like a fog that blocks any rational thought and it just disappears some day. Most people who are into dota drop it when they reach the age of, say, around 18 but it might take longer if you're an autist with no real contact with other human beings. It just takes time man

>>137256923
It's also laziness, I mean he did drop out of his degree to play dota of all things

>>137256826
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I'm just quoting what he just said on stream, lel

>will fix literally anything le leddit cries about
>"""Spring Cleaning Update"""
>>>>>still has not fixed the fucking mute allchat bug
Why is this game so fucking shit??

lmao hi guys

>>137256716
>Now, excuse me while a wipe my tears with a 100 dollars bill

>>137257216
>playing dota all day every day to become anime incarnate and rule the esports scene for 100 years
>lazy

Everyone can get a degree. Even I have one and it was a lot easier than Dota ever was.

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>>137257096
>hookers dont count

>>137257214
LOL
LITERALLY GRANDGRANT'S REAL NAME

4chan is like a fog that blocks any rational thought and it just disappears some day. Most people who are into 4chan drop it when they reach the age of, say, around 18 but it might take longer if you're an autist with no real contact with other human beings. It just takes time man

>>137257285
what an ugly name dammit

OMG now I have 4chan and Reddit on the same website, how convenient :-)

>>137257096
>Hookers don't count

Yes they do, especially the quality ones he probably got after winning TI3

>>137257382
Everyone can play professional Dota. Even Bulba has a team

>now you can only post X times on 4chan every day where X is the amount of times you have had sex

does that make 4chan better?

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>blizzard released april fools stuff for sc2, wow, and hearthstone
>riot released april fools stuff for lol
>valve has done NOTHING for april fools day aside from removing all pick, which literally takes no effort to do.


Dotards?

what happened to /vg/ while I was away? do I have a name too?

>>137257794
you shouldn't be posting on a +18 site?

>>137257810
Everyone gets a name when they're born Teresa

>>137257810

we google plus now, hiro taking a jab at luggage lad joining jewgle

>>137257529
Supporting ain't free, the wards have to be littered with blood of Midlaners and Carries.
Icefrog AKA OSFROG is not my dev. he is a /d2g/ visitor and probably a mid shitter as well :DD.
Lion and Venge not Storm and Sniper ok, praise Gaben

>>137257810
Teresa you're one daft bitch i swear

>>137257696
define how you count having sex
how many times does it count if she cums 6 times the same "time" ?

>>137258117
You pretty much wasted the one post you had for today with that question Kelly.

>namefags ITT

Kill yourselves senpai

>>137258117
jimmy ho's mother?

>>137258282
fuck you irna you vapid slut

>>137258117
kelly pls go away
you have a loda to cuck

>>137258292
+1 Very funny, Sabrina!!

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>>137258292
London?

>>137258443
Oh Joshua you're always so good with the women, what would we do without you :P

>>137256343
fuck of sjw-babies....bernie garrison dindu nuffin

>>137258292
>そ う だ ね
What did he mean by this?

>GETRIGHT

lol

Anyone here like Dota 2?

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>tfw you actually like the layout

>>137258820
>gotards
lol

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I forgot my name let me check real quick

Can we get Alberto Barbarosa in here?

>4k players telling EE he has no idea what he's doing

Kek

>enemy's entire team comes into view just as you think you're going to land a 1 man sunstrike

>>137259221
2 essie 4 rtc

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I'm going to have a crazy orgy with all the heroes who's name begins with the same letter as mine

Hiro give me an L for Lanaya or a T for Templar Assassin!

>>137259697
Enjoy your Huskar, slut

>>137256627
We have a 2,250 gold item that gives you Flash on a 12s cooldown, and several heroes with like 4s cooldown blinks. If you want flashy, we got flashy.

There's just other mechanics that come into play more than aimless skillshots.

>>137259697
Enjoy your Huskar retard

>>137257382
not 100% sure but I think it was an engineering degree, not some shitty women's studies degree

a reminder that if you do not like all pick you are objectively a bad player who cant into counters and good decision making

>>137259697
>huskar and spiritbreaker
o boi

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I'll hurt him a bit first so he can pound me faster

>>137260037
Be gentle, white snake

>>137259907
picking spectre every game is a nice decision makeing

>>137260241
god forbid you git gud and figure out how to deal with it right?

>>137260301
Picking SD is just too hard for most people.

>>137260301
fuck off roderick im not talking with you
7 decides with who i will talk

>Buy $130 mechanical keyboard
>Still type faster on my piece of shit laptop
nice game doturds

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What's your opinion on this bad boy?

>>137260395
>make a bad decision buying overpriced stuff
>blame something completely unrelated

you are on the right place, make sure to post about force 50 and the shadowpool too

>>137260470
They fucking killed him with the recent changes
his nuke is still top teir though

>>137260395
he fell for the mechanical keyboard meme ahahaha

no problem bro at least they have nice clicks and require pressing the buttons all the way down like a retard :))

>>137260508
stfu weaver

>STILL no Dire versus Radiant draft
Allstars had it. What's taking icefraud so long?

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>>137260510
It's 100x better than my old PC keyboard, I'm just comparing it to my laptop. Fucking membrane keyboards like I'm pressing into jello now

>>137260596
make a custom game retardo

so are you all enjoying the new rank random draft and captains mode?

When does the Ti6 compendium come out?

>>137260395
mechanical keyboards are great for typing though.
Fuck gaming on them.

Hey guys. Just woke up from a dreamwhere I was shitposting on d2g about secret and EE and US East versus EU West and now here I am. Should I get my life in order or is it already too late?

>Jacky in charge of drafting

>>137260669
I never said anything about it being mechanical or not, I specifically pointed out it was overpriced. You can get a good mechanical keyboard for 60 bux.

>>137260596

the charm of the dota 1 back in the day was getting your favorite campaign heroes and just having a shitshow with them
This ain't a joke, wc3 had a brilliant campaign and I'm sure I'm not the only one that started playing dota because it had the heroes in it

>>137260763
its so much better

>>137260902
b-b-b-but it has LEDS ! AND MACROS ! THEY MAKE ME BETTERRRRRRRRRR

Captcha : STOP Kelly

6.87?

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One of these seemingly shit-tier champs is secretly OP

But which one?

i like the new layout

>>137260987
>not having a google plus pass

>>137261010
lots going on behind the scenes
shanghai just ended
manila is like literally next week
stop being so entitled
remember to buy the goypendium

>>137260779
hi answer?

>>137261116
SD
How is this even a question?

Guess I'll leave 4chan for a day.

>>137261116
negrophos

>>137254629
they're

icefrog here, have been collecting good feedback on ranked modes, thanks for your patience

>>137261116
Huskar, still above 50% in 5k+

>>137260779
after manila

>player claims he was support
>there's four wards in the shop

:^)

>>137261358
Fuck you for selling to reddit man,

>>137261187
he said 'seemingly' shit-tier

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What if for April Foolz day Valve don't do anything thus fooling us because we thought they would do something funny rofl

>>137261554
you shouldn't be posting on a +18 site

>>137261554
I thought removing AP was their idea of a joke?

Epik april fulz batnz moot :^)

Support Bernie Sanders for President of the US.

Youre all shit at this game

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>>137261914
eww he's so creepy loking

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How do I Naga Siren guys?

>>137261975

elmer bender ayylmao

>>137262147
Play GoodNaga aka. Alchemist.

>>137261914
I don't know him sorry. But I do recognize Mr. Trump from TV so I'll vote for him!

>>137262147
UNIFIED
UNIT
CONTROL

How do I play PA? Build battle fury and then what? Basher?

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>>137262201
>Radiance/Octarine/Manta Alch

>>137262429
WE WUZ Bar

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Chen and Enigma are pretty OP desu

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>>137262487
>Clements

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I'll suck the dick of whoever manages to name the dota 2 pro player depicted here

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>>137262429
>battle fury
nice meme

>>137262429
Play GoodPA aka Spectre
both use daggers, both can teleport behind you, both have passive against physiscal damage, both are monsters in late game
one is useless, the other is not

>>137262558
universe

those hands tho

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>>137262558
Saahil Arora

>>137262546
good night pupper

>>137262487
+(You)

>>137262563
post more girls doing that sideways '3' thing with their lips dude

>>137262429
>battle fury
fuck off kiddo
You're shit at this game

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This be a lobster hand. This hand is epic in it's own way. Consider that a hell scape hand of this type belongs to the hellish man known as lion. Finger me this — a claw of death!

>>137262558
>filename
I don't even have to say it. What the fuck?

Sebastian Fors @ForsenSC2 4m4 minutes ago
thanks @BandaiNamcoUS for the dark souls 3 key. playing it later at around 10.30-11ish . Going live now though http://twitch tv/forsenlol

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>>137262672

>>137262893
More

>>137260470
under played

he is a great p4

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>Valve turns dota into literally league of legends
>The CIA turns 4chan into reddit

Literally can't have nice things

>>137263023
maybe killing yourself is the solution

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this looks more like youtube comments desu

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>every Invoker I play against has a 6 minute Midas into 13 minute orchid/euls/whatever and rolls my team
>Invoker on my team is 0-9 after losing mid to S L A R K

That's some good shit right there boys

>>137263137
its the google uh whatever the google theme design is called

google uses it on all their shit and since moot is with google, well you know...

>>137260508
DUDE

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>base move speed to 290
>base damage increased by 3

there, literally viable

>>137263297
>moot is with google
holy shit, since when? It's been too long since I've heard about him ;_;

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this sure is some april fools

also how is all pick being gone going dotards

i am a litlle girl check it :)

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>this theme

based hiroshima

>this layout
THIS IS THE WORST APRIL'S FOOL EVER

>>137263076
How would that solve anything?

>>137263137
Its literally l.eddit

l.eddit can modify their layout to look like this well aside from the pictures

>O how do you know
Of course i had to go there to see how it was and it was terrible

Its beyond me how can anyone browse it

>>137263116
>CI A . FB. I N. SA age.nts still dont know how 4chan works
>Literally billions of taxpayers money thrown into the garbage bin

bomb nukes threats terrorists kim jong keywords etc

Oh hell no
Dota is done

>>137263781
you're named after a form of currency so shut the fuck up

list of name gets so far

>>>/a/139416609
>>>/a/139419262
>>>/a/139418138
>>>/v/332764582
>>>/v/332760662
>>>/v/332763825
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>>>/pol/69569416
>>>/pol/69560374
>>>/sp/66505769
>>>/r9k/27553939
>>>/tv/67709155
>>>/tv/67716826
>>>/int/57218358
>>>/int/57221081
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>go to random draft
>still get to play OD in 3 of my games today

Yeah nice changes idiots

Now everything is a stomp because people pick stupid shit they get in a smaller pool

yooooo post the weebm lads

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>>137264390

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>>137263879
heres what i spotted

>>137264454
>no hips
>no thighs whatsoever
>definitely no ass with that build

what a waste.

Holy fuck my my eyes mates. Only 20 minutes of seeing this fucking April Fools shit and I already want to stop browsing 4chan.

I think fucking mook cured shitposting.

>>137264569
t. high test chubby chaser

persistent names test

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>>137264569
>he's an ass guy

subhuman detected.

>>137264698
>being a eurogay

>chimp out after seeing the layout
>send furious messages over steam friends
>realise it's 1st of April
FUCK YOU MOOT THIS ISN'T FUNNY

>>137264569
are you using a monitor with no color?

funny how you noticed all those things related to shape but not how she's a niggress

ok doturds, post:
Your favorite thing about your least favorite hero
Your least favorite thing about your favorite hero


least favorite: he basically wins any lane you put him in
favorite: he basically has your team fighting 4v5 most of the time

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>>137264698
Tits can be appreciated regardless of size as long as their shape is fine. But a flat ass is nothing but disappointing.

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>>137264390

>>137264785
>not being GoodAmerica aka Canadian.

>EE dies to neutrals like a retard
>insta mutes his team
lmao

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Jack Mao

>>137264879
>CA
>EE, RTZ, Aui, Moonmierda, etc
>US
>Universe and Loomis if he hasn't retired yet

it's funny how, in dota, USA is nothing more than Canada's underpants.

>>137264879
>the vast majority of canadians live within 40 miles of the border
>3/4 of their national identity is insisting their pseudoeuros and thus somehow better than USA
pfft. fuck off dude

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tfw no bee hero

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>>137264843
>tfw your gf has a nearly flat chest and a cute butt

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my cuckolding girlfriend

>>137265161
that's a weta you shitstain

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>>137264390

>>137265179
>gf

leave before I've to call security

>>137263541

Why is this hero literally SO USELESS

>>137265285
becasue you suck lmao

>>137265227
Wanted to see if somebody would call me on that tbqhfam

I'm at work and don't feel like doing anything today so I think I'm just gonna kick back and watch dota vids on youtube and probably make up an excuse to leave at least 15 minutes early. Don't even care if I get fired desu.

Your thoughts, /d2g/?

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>>137265242
Never gets old desu

>>137265267
don't worry anon

she's trans

>>137265227
The fuck is this shit? the fuck does it come from? What godless hell does this shit call home so I can never go there.

>>137265409
>tfw have to go in early and leave around the same time as normal.

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You can't just post anime on a Dota board just because it the 1st of April you mongoloids.

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from now on i have to assume every PA on my team will rush a naked bfury and throw the game

these morons leave me with no recourse but to pick wisp, preemptively relocate them to the corner of the map, make sure the courier doesnt get them a TP, and wait until they either abandon or they get an afk abandon

i wish there were another way lads, truly i do, but my internet points are at stake

>>137265461
Why can't you dotards keep your items in your damn inventory?

>>137265487
pics

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>>137265581
yes you can

guys void is still shit

I'm gonna be horny all day

>>137264856
I miss old Huskar guys :(

>>137265487
I'm sorry for you

>>137265705
nah, hes just very reliant on his team not being mongoloids

>>137265648
muh efficiency

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>>137265461
>this animations delay after effects
truly quality championship

>>137265497
>What godless hell does this shit call home
NZ

>>137265884
ES used his W after the echosalami

oh fuck this is the ugliest theme ever

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>>137264801
Take it easy Ms. Morton

>>137266035
it was like 0.5s delay between echo slam effects and echo slam animation, same with rubick

>>137266208
CHADS GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

>>137265816
but we're in love

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>>137266181
>Mildred giving us her stupid fucking opinion that no one asked for
shut up slut

>>137266276
That's the guy who took the webm having shit internet desu

What's the invoker build nowadays lads?

I usually only see QW in pro games but it's just so right clicky. Is Wexort still good?

>>137266208
>chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>137266448
>I usually only see QW in pro games
You don't watch many pro games than, do you.

>>137266442
i've watching ti5 and have seen this delays
also ti5 youtube stream gone down after 10 seconds of uptime

>>137265223
hi zch

someone post that sheever bj webm

i need to show it to a friend

>>137263023
>>137263137
>>137263297
>>137263765
It's the Google+ layout you mongs. I know you don't recognise it because nobody uses G+ but come on, Reddit?

This is a reference to the fact that moot is working at Google now.

>>137266618
Before 6.86 you would never see QE Invoker in pro games

>>137266339
>>137266610
Thanks for the (You)s nerds

>astral completely stops the damage from coming after oracle ult

huh, learn something new everyday i guess. that totally seems balanced too

hey guys!

>>137266838
thanks reddit

>>137266949
fuck off cain

>>137266918
except thats wrong you fucking retard

>>137266918
Thanks for sharing, Damon! I'll definitely try this in my next game!

>>137266918
It really shouldn't.
The damage from oracle ult cannot be avoided.
I think he was just healed enough during the oracle ult to survive.

>>137267000
please tell your brother that BvS was fucking garbage and he's a faggot

thanks

>>137267000
EE literally just had it happen to him in his game

>>137266918
>Removing yourself from any exp/AoE Gold

>>137266918
>Astral stops damage applied in its duration
NO WAY

>>137267085
BvS wasn't too bad though? Certainly more interesting than the shit marvel shits out
It was a solid 6/10

>>137267173
Nobody likes a sarcastic arse, Gurerrero.

>>137267090
if the duration ends while invulnerable it's supposed to deal the damage asap, i.e. once astral ends

>>137266208
FUCK YOU CHAD

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>>137266918
>it's a /d2g/ doesn't understand the implications of a hero being out of play episode

>>137267287
it was the worst movie i've ever seen tbqh

m-muh M-MARTHAAAAAAAAAA

>>137266208
>peruvian chad
How cucked can I get?

>>137266918
does the same will apply to puck's phase shift?

>>137267287
it was such a let down

>convoluted story
>WAY too much shit packed into it
>the "fight" was shit between batman and soups
>still dont understand why they didnt literally just make justice league war, it was exactly what they were going for
>literally just a giant commercial for justice league

the funny part about it is anyone who brings up valid points as to why its a bad movie is just met with "huur ur a marvel fag" damage control

honestly the movie was a bigger disappointment than the new starwars

>>137267557
>the new star wars was a disappointment

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>>137267508
and waveform, and if you had 8k timing you could even dodge it with burrowstrike

>>137267680
>entire movie is literally just a shitty throw back to a new hope with HUGE amounts of plot holes
>good

>>137267680
correct

>>137267429
>>137267557
stay plebian, plebs

'martha' is the new 'rosebud'

this is a POLITICAL THRILLER/DRAMA, not an action movie

>b-but muh brainless action
you have marvel for that. they didn't go for that cause marvel does it and they do it well. they went for something completely different, and if you're comparing this movie to marvel's movies you're just dumb

>>137267782
>92% approval rating
>bad

@137267814
yeah nah
not +(You)ing this weak bait

>>137267891
>majority opinion
>accurate or worthwhile

>>137267973
So the majority opinion that BvS is a massive pile of shit is also wrong?

>>137268030
Yes

when does the next patch come

fuck sake I'm tired of this shitty russian meta

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>>137268030
no, they're right but by accident

>>137267961
>he disagrees with me
>le bait

>>137268030
if you're talking about critics, marvel paid them off big time

it currently has a 72% audience score, people liked it.

>>137267557
>muh quips

>>137267334
>Caleb
No anon, You are the Chad

>>137253721
yeah im not reading this shit thread, 7 decides what i read

is astral the only spell that can remove a player from gainjng exp?

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>>137268234
Read this

>>137267814
>>>/tv/
Go back

>>137268314
yes

>>137267814
>huur ur just a marvelfag

thanks for proving my point senpai

>>137254357
does it also make you an anteater?

All these normie names in this chat. Probably the first time we got females here.

>>137268520
Vicky please.

>>137268639
too many jews imotbhfam

who /throwsbecauseteammatesdontdeservetowin/ here?

>>137268469
It's pretty simple, if you like Marvel's movies you won't like this movie. That's a fact.

Marvel = Humor/Action
DC = Drama/Characters

It's always been like this on the comics and if they keep the movies like this, it will always be like this on the movies too.

People went into this movie expecting a Marvel movie. They didn't get what they wanted and left disappointed. And there's nothing wrong with that, Marvel did it first and they defined how a superhero movie should be.

I'm 100% sure this movie will get a cult following and it's gonna be considered a classic some years from now.

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>>137268639
>chat

who /nevergivesupandalwaystriestohelptheteamnomatterhowfarbehindyouare/ here?

Bane is actually the best hero

>>137268875
>>137268971
@WW united

>>137269031
for you

>>137268959
>>I'm 100% sure this movie will get a cult following and it's gonna be considered a classic some years from now.
It won't though because even as someone who doesn't like the marvel shit it's still pretty bad.
Had they cut out alot of the justice league shit and half the other bloat I would agree with you though

>>137268971
unless they start getting nasty, sure

>>137269098
I know Lyle and he really is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY

remember it dotards..? the patch days..

>>137268971
If I'm core and have agency sure but as a support I'm not going to care if I have team mates who waste my time.

>astral completely stops the damage from coming after oracle ult
explain this dotards

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>tfw you get a girl name on your post

>>137268959
>you are incapable of liking more than 1 thing

kek

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>My coffee is bleeding through the cup
dotards?

>>137269481
so does grave
whats ur point

>>137269484
hi scott