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stale >>66501419
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad
NEWS:
>Jones will still fight Cormier at 197, has to take anger management courses
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11337684/jon-jones-must-attend-courses-get-approval-to-drive-after-probation
>Jared Rosholt got cut yesterday
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/30/11333094/ufc-releases-jared-rosholt
>Stitch Duran signs with Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11339186/cutman-stitch-duran-signs-with-bellator-eight-months-after-being-axed
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, RDA, Tate don't have fights scheduled, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
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first
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Fight me russianreh
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>>66505598
FUK U MUDDERFUKKER
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>>66505598
lobov mode
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Manhattanbro here reminding you that I can heem everyone ITT.
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>>66505598
Stay focused on estonia m8
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the fuck is happening
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oh no
april fools site css
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>>66505580
Fucking love that pic.
Here's a gift for /heem/. Never before seen footage of our boy:
https://streamable.com/n03m
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>>66505629
gook "humor"
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>>66505598
how tall are you? 5"9?
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>>66505598
nice reach artem kek
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>>66505597
Don't forget to keep the previous thread open for replies
>>66505595
>>66505599
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we google+ nao
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my shit just got fucked up, what the heck is this?
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Am I still Mack Curry?
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the fuck is this meme naming shit
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Do we keep the names from one post to another ?
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This is worse prank than cornhub.
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>>66505598
thread derailed
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Holy shit gg mods
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Watching Lawler vs McDonald. The ref is fucking huge, looks like he could destroy both of them desu.
>>66505651
aye thanks m8
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We sheeky forums now?
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>jon
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>>66505679
Gee I dunno, Pierre. If only there was a way to find out.
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why do we all have american names
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>>66505637
Hope you cried when he lost
If you didn't... well... choo ain't a REAL fite fang
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Doxxed
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>>66505707
hey alan
FUK U
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test
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>>66505679
Nope
>>66505702
fk u m8
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You know... there's a chance you could make a post and randomly get a fighter's name...
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>>66505742
Give me my name back
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test 2
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+(You) this post
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>>66505642
5'8 69 reach
Lobov is 5'9 with 66 reach in comparison
My arms look shorter because of my lats and back fill up the area between arms and body. Look at rumble. When he flexes ge looks with much shorter reach Tha he actually has. It's muscle distribution
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fedor here
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>>66505703
Not all of us
>>66505666
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>>66505759
+(You)
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What's happening?
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sage memecutt lads
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What will my fighter name be ?
I hope I have a good one
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>>66505769
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>>66505769
Oh shit
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What the fuck is happening. Why does everything look so modern.
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>>66505769
Holy fuck that name get
Do I get some Internet points?
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>>66505769
Oh shit son
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>>66505769
Idk desu
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>>66505761
lol m8 your a manlet why are you calling out real people just fight estonia i could just neil magny you
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Why is this thread all fucked up and weird
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>>66505769
how did you do that?
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>>66505792
yeah
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Don't mind me
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>>66505769
UNCLE DANA
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>>66505769
Nice combination
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This nameshit is dumb. Guess I'll just avoid 4chan for a day. Probably for the best.
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Fuck this, none of you fags will fight me, I'm just going to spend all my money on coke.
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>>66505808
I have no idea, my name keeps changing too so will never happen again :(
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Joe rogan get
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>>66505769
Sign Manhattanjew, he's the money fight everyone wants
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According to MMA digest, Dana & Megan; UFC 200 is still to add a few title fights to the card, the co-headline hasn't even been announced yet and more women's fights are to be added to the card
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>>66505769
I DON'T KNOW
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>>66505793
You may not like it, but you gotta respect it
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>>66505769
>mfw that's a legit get
Oh sheeeeeit
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>>66505769
>>66505829
Holy shit that was a legit name get?
FUUUUUUUCK. This is like that canadian predicting anderson's broken leg
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War
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>>66505769
how the fuck
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>>66505847
fuck u goof
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hey guys suck my dick
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Is Sheeky forums now an anonymous board?
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>>66505838
>>66505832
>>66505858
illegals pls go.
This thread is only for pure western people
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>>66505826
can i be the lobov to your conor if i move to jewhatten?
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>>66505769
>try to make my name Brendan Schaub
>can't
>this is a legit get
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>>66505858
I feel blessed, I hope this comes up in epic /sp/ threads.
Also would like to use this platform to say fuck the Goober - Diaz rematch, ufc is going down the drain
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Jon...
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>>66505769
If you don't sign Manhattanbrah to fight Ronda at UFC 200 you're officially a fuckin goof.
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eyo Jon
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>>66505903
Daaamn that was a close get
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>>66505890
There's the door """"""Perry""""""
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O N N I T
N
N
I
T
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>>66505769
Oh my days
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My name would heem your name
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>>66505903
EL WARMASTER
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>Mfw Google finally bought 4chan
>Mfw we all have forced names now
>Mfw there's a circle with a + in the lower right corner
>Mfw every picture has a sphered border
>Mfw I wish I was making this up
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>>66505933
kek
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>>66505939
This meme has officially grown on me
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Who /Rose/ here
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>>66505939
>>66505900
>>66505904
What Danielle?
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>>66505933
kek
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>OP doesnt include Tyrone vs. Sage on 4/9
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>>66505935
>>Mfw there's a circle with a + in the lower right corner
Didn't even notice it until I read this
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>>66505798
WALKGOD
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>>66505974
Glad you're enjoying it Gail! How's the vacation in Mexico going?
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>mfw newfags don't remember that April Fools when moot made it look like everyone's Facebook could connect to 4chan
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>>66505983
She fucked up with the haircut, she's legit qt
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Well I guess I'll come back tomorrow when this nonsense is over.
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>>66506024
C'mon Matthew, let your hair down for once
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>>66506002
Isn't Moot work at Google now? That's the joke right?
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>this april fool's """"""joke"""""
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>>66505890
>Spencer
>illegal
That's a second generation name at a minimum.
Jesus is the illegal
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Artem get
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>>66506041
I opened this picture the suddenly the stench of rotten hotdogs, sweaty mats and stale Starbucks hit me
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>tfw americans could get their own actual names
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>>66506002
>mfw I remember and even believed it for a few minutes at the time
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>>66506041
G*d I'm excited to see her return to the cage
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If I don't get a fighter name I'm going to sleep finally
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Please tell me this is some aprils fools meme
4chan looks shit la
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lads lads look
>i hank hoyce
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>>66506087
Me too Lorena haha lol
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>>66506110
Dan's secret brother!
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Everyone google their names and post pics of result. /heem/ rates said pics JUST level.
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>>66505769
Holy shit this has to be rigged
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>>66506133
That seems like a lot of work for a laugh, Glenn.
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>>66505769
sheeeeeit
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>tfw 4chanx so, apart from the names, I have no idea what you're talking about
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>>66506110
>divesity
>SJW
You could hardly get worse.
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>>66506141
Yeah I think some mod janitor made it happen. I checked the other threads to see if anything similar happened, but I dont know the names of people involved in soccer so it was a wasted effort.
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>>66506133
>>66505928
R8 me out of 10 /heem/
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>>66506155
B I G
I
G
D A D D Y
A
D
D
Y
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>>66506155
Big daddy Jo
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Laurie get
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YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
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>>66506158
I've seen Dana first name and White surname on /int/ where they're losing their shit over this
We've been blessed by Meme Magic, and it proves that Dana loves us.
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>>66506160
Would lay pipe in. Looks kind of like my ex's mom, would lay pipe in her too.
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Bisbong get
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>>66506177
Thank You Based Dana
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JUST
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>>66506133
>>66506155
I'm a biyotch
Or that >>66506166 >>66506172 yeah
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HEYYYYYY BABYYYYY
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welp i;m out.
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Pretty gurl plz
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>>66506155
._.
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>>66505769
see
>>66505682
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anyone else reckons lobov gets pity handjobs from dee?
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>>66506155
Oh fuck Joe Daddy
5336
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>>66506235
This never happened
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>>66506223
Santos Booker sounds like a character in a shitty straight to dvd mma flick
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>>66506243
Someone has to do it, he can't reach his own dick
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When will the Diaz meme end?
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Neetrex me up fampai
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>>66506274
top kek
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>>66506274
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Rolling for Ronda Rousey
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C'monnnn Renan do Nascimento Mota Pegado
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>>66506311
SHEEEEEEEEIT
CLOSE FAMPAI
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>>66506311
So close
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Lads be on your best behaviour, Dana is here
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How many of these will hold UFC gold again?
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>>66506311
fuggg lad MEME MAGIC
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>>66506311
d-damn, you're pretty good
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>>66506321
>Rex Mcguire
>>66506324
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>>66506331
JUST
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>>66506311
wtf
Rolling for Robbie Lawler
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>>66506356
Yeah great job ANGELA
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>>66506365
Shut the hell up Tom
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>>66506006
appropriate get
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>>66505769
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>>66506359
DANIEL JONES
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>>66506365
Don't bully I'm a grill silly boy xDD
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>>66506359
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>>66506359
Ohhh shit DC and JBJ confirmed getting married
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>>66506311
Total meme magic, do I get to keep the name?
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Kinda sad that we got our best get possible like 10 minutes into this shit tho
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>>66506359
>daniel jones
Jesus christ mate
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hello friends
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>>66506409
BIG TITTY MAGIC
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>>66506389
kek
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>>66506404
No it isn't, it proves meme magic is strong with /heem/
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Legalise TRT
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>>66506359
lmao dc eternally cucked
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im autistic
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>>66506409
On vacation lass?
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Rolling for Conor
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>>66506420
Hi Marco
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>>66506409
post tits
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this name shit is gonna consume this board
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>>66506464
Not bad, 50% of the way there
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>>66506474
fuck u goof
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>>66506474
let it happen lad
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rolling for ido portal
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meme magic
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name roll
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does she have a penis
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Hello
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jose aldo
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stop this shit goofs, lets discuss filthy real quick
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>>66506549
Hello Roberto
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>>66505769
holy shit
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>>66506505
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Fedor is the GOAT
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>>66506552
fuck him
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>>66506483
He's not autistic I don't think. Just... special.
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>>66506578
Shut up Hannah
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>>66506578
Gosh Hannah, could you stop going on and on about Fedor for just once?
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>>66506579
shut up
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>>66506599
Filthy is a shit tier boy
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>>66506615
>Blanche
>Blanching
>turning white
>White Rose
Could it be? Namajunas?
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>>66506630
no you dumbcunt
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>>66506630
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>>66506625
no bully zone pls
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>>66506630
BAKA DESU SENPAI LAD
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why is this so disturbing
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>>66506637
>>66506653
Hey just read your posts. Quick reminder, this is a no bully zone. That includes cyber-bullying. Thanks.
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I bet Brian Ortega is an achievable name get.
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>>66506665
ill suck your dick faggot
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>>66506665
Fuck off Erik
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>just realised a potugal cuck my get alberto barbosa
hehe
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>>66506678
I would LITERALLY kill you if you did that
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>>66506687
i will bone u
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>this theme
LMAO
beautiful wook hiro
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>>66506716
>Theme
wut
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>>66506716
RARE FLAG
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reposting this from last thread
Going to Turin for Bellator 152 by myself as my mom's boyfriend is visiting his other daughters, leaving April 16th, almost in the cage seats
Any European guy want to come?
All expenses paid, don't want to go alone...
My parents are rich and I have a debit card, we can order in room bagna cà uda and high class escorts at the hotel and other stuff....serious offer, don't know where else to post this....post your email
I am 21 and pretty autistic btw but we won't have to speak much, if you are over 18 you can drink/gamble, it's just one extra ticket btw so you have to come alone
Don't waste my time if you aren't serious please.
Pic related is me btw
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What are everyone's thoughts on this?
Did this card just get 100x better?
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>>66506721
duplicate tab
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>>66506721
Refresh lad
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I'M IN CHARGE HERE, NOT YOU!
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>>66506764
lol got your tabs mixed up, m8. I'm in thatthread too though. I just got Billie Craig.
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>>66506739
mfw Lawler's last three fights will have been co-main to McGregor
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>hanking hoyce
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>>66505681
nice
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>>66505769
ayyyyyyyy lmao
hoping for sage
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>>66506777
pls be in London
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>>66506790
haha
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>>66506777
momma
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>>66506790
haha
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>>66506802
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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haha
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step into my hexagon
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is there anyone here that honestly thinks GSP isnt roided as fuck?
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test
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tfw no neetrex bf<
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>>66506739
shit poster tbc
>>66506790
also nice get
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>>66506852
>tfw no Olivi gf
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>>66506852
ill be your bf
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>>66505769
lel
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>>66506824
>>66506813
>>66506807
>haha
kek, wordfilters again?
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Conor McGregor you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker
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>>66506857
gf<
>>66506862
post pucc
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is nate diaz mexican?
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>tfw no kiss from a kind hearted ring girl
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i love it i love it
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>>66506897
No he's American
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>>66506905
snu snu desu
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>>66506912
shut the fuck up bethany go watch my kitchen rules
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Rate my national martial art /heem/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxw5E7ciZHE
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wait wut
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I very excite for back
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>>66506930
your national martial art is touchbutt?
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>>66506930
>no oil
>clothed
>armoured diapers
2/10
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> le April fools
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you guys are fucking faggots
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>>66506960
okay sara
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>>66506934
THE BIG KIBOSH
GOODNIGHT IRENE
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>>66505769
fuckin' A
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>>66506930
It looks like wrestling but your allowed to grab the shorts? Kind of like Sumo in a way.
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>>66506960
omg sara you are so racist
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i want to eat but im not hungry what do i do
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>>66506969
top kek
>>
I take bets for what Jon Jones will be arrested next.
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stop with the fucking name shit for fucks sake, this is worse than the dc, neetrex, prelim tom bullshit memes.
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>>66507004
Gosh Sonya, take a chill pill already
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>>66507004
Handbags away Sonya
You're getting emotional again.
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>>66505769
Holy fucking SHIT
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>>66507001
for being a black guy.
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>constantly getting weak non fighter names
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
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>tfw a day free of tripfags
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>>66507001
having public sex with holly
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>>66507030
I NEED A WHOLE NAME TO MYSELF!
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW
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>>66507038
>Holly
>not Joanna
kek
>>
>>
just on a holiday lads
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>>66507071
>implying one man can satisfy a goat
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Just call me the GOAT
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>>66507071
He seems happy. What did he take?
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post underrated fightfus
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>>66507097
>one man
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>>66507097
>man
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>>66507108
Your brother's a FOCKEN WARRIAH mate
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Honestly, whats Conards future if he looses again with Diaz ? is he done ?
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>>66507155
His next fight after Nate will be against my name
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>>66507155
Depends who wins the interim belt. He defends against Jose, fights Cerrone if it's Edgar
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>>66507155
Well Nate, I think he'll have to re-invent himself. Maybe take one of those Dan Hardy trips to Peru for some ayahuasca and whatnot. Come back revitalized, and at 135.
>>
why has 4chan changed? am i alone?
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want to shag my mum lads. I was at hers yesterday for tea and she kept rubbing her arse on my cock when we were cutting up fruits. She's a pretty fit bird but it's pretty degenerate innit?
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>>66507179
It's always been like this. Always.
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>>66507189
just use a condom to avoid making retard babbys
its what separates you from the south.
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Fun posting is fun
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this theme is better tbqhwyf
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>>66507179
Moot sold it to Google after he started working there. They're implementing 4chan into Google+, much like they did YouTube.
http://variety.com/2016/digital/news/google-hires-4chan-founder-chris-poole-moot-1201724308/
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>>66507214
>>66507239
Team Glover!
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I'm having a terrible day, I need Schaub getting heem'd webms stat
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>>66507275
Shut up Ismael
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>>66507275
>Ismael Klein
oy vey
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>>66506969
based schiavello
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>>66507275
>>
>>66507215
right lad, I'll pinch her bum next time she does it. what if it was a mistake though? Should I go Sage and just haha my way out?
>>66507275
>
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>>66505769
holy fuck
>>
l
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>>66507294
that hit the spot
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>>66507308
haha
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WON'T
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>jon
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>>66507314
>>
>>66507316
hehe
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>>66507331
hihi
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>>66507348
I wasn't asking you fampai
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>>66507330
>>
>>66506041
>>66507316
Oh shit, siblings.
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>>66507354
rude
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>>66507368
With a name like Gene you deserve it
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>>66507355
There's a better version of Big Nog vs Schaub webm floating around, but this is the one I have on hand
>>
Name GET
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>>66507382
I have this one, not sure if this is the same or not
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do i keep this name?
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>>66507417
nope
>>
why did pig rousey insult my waifu? i just read about their feud, pretty disgusting of her to insult my ringfu
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>>66507402
lmoaing @ ur life WENDY. You wanna see power? I've blessed the next post with my daily meme magic ritual.
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>>66507425
>gaines
post pic fagit
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>>66507439
You post first faggit
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>>66507417
Tommie "The Kooky" Ferguson!
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>>66507427
In the end, Arianny won. That's what matters.
>>
schaub get
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>>66507444
sounds like a porn star name lad, very very lewd
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>>66507444
cant take my top off in the office at work lad, I might get promoted
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diaz miaz
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>>66507464
>>66507468
>Women
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>>66507475
Jewell Page you're my favourite porn debutante of 2016!
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schaub
schauberino
schaubekoko
schaubalala
schaubibato
schaubanana
schaubikoko
>>
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>>66507507
Maldonado!
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Trying to get before bed time
>>66507507
Fabios sister?
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>>66507496
You too Deanna
>>
Well, I won't back down
No, I won't back down
You can stand me up at the gates of hell
But I won't back down
No, I'll stand my ground, won't be turned around
And I'll keep this world from draggin' me down
Gonna stand my ground and I won't back down
(I won't back down)
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down)
Hey, I will stand my ground and I won't back down
Well, I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I'll stand my ground and I won't back down
(I won't back down)
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down)
Hey, I will stand my ground
(I won't back down)
And I won't back down
(I won't back down)
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down)
Hey, I won't back down
(I won't back down)
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
(I won't back down)
Hey, I will stand my ground
(I won't back down)
And I won't back down
(I won't back down)
No, I won't back down
>>
>>66507539
good post *he says ironically*
>>
Name get
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>>66507548
back down
>>
>>66507556
>muh sister is famous
fuck off desu *he says literally*
>>
Is Dana White the greatest possible name get?
>>
Nate Diaz GET
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>>66507583
fuck u goof
>>
conor mcgoober get
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>>66507613
nah lad
>>
>>66507617
fuck u lad
>>
>>66507613
fuck off abigail im the real notorious one
>>
>>66507624
Fuck YOU lad
>>
i hope i can get a brazilian name
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>>66507629
no no no, fuck YOU lad!
>>
>mfw hedonistic simpletons are excited about this petty change in their accustomed environment
just heem yourselves my men
>>
>>66507643
NO YOU
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>>66507655
NO, YOU, FUCK YOU
>>
Jon Jones comin through
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>>66507670
>Derrick
Pussy name
>>
>>66507678
>Ashley
>>
>>66507678
>pussy name
>his name is ashley
just btfo yourself bitch
>>
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Joe Rogan name get
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>>66507700
Nice dubs, but I got your Joe Rogan
>>
>tfw better ass than ariany
>>
run at me
>>
>>66507691
>Marina
>>66507693
>Sammy
m8's
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>>66507732
>gregory
>>
guys can we discuss some mma now
>>
>>66507747
>Sergio
tips poverty
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>>66507759
>lana
>anal
whore desu
>>
>>66507759
>not Alanis Morrissette
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>>66507757
No, this is name gets now.
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>>66507765
>nicole
whore name
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>>66507781
>karin
Nice, good Norwegian name desu
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>>27554371
>>
>>66507653
You better hurry up, Lithuania's gonna book a fight against Russia or Manhattan if you don't hurry up.
>>
Rolling for a nice English name
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>>66507842
Not bad
>>
rolling fir schaub
>>
>>66507853
pls be in London
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj1kHz_-dXk
spicy bangers lads
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>>66507892
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>>66505769
oh shit
>>
all these posters are on steroids
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>>66508014
You're on the gas
>>
GSP VS BJ Penn UFC 200
>>
>>66508050
at 155lb.
>>
>>66508050
first death in the octagon
>>
>>
what in the FUCK happened to my spee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>66508014
Steroids, what you talking about steroids? Don't you put my name with steroids, I'm major against that.
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happy April /heem/sters
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>>66508091
bad meme
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>>66505769
>>
yew eshh ayyy, what happened?
>>
>>66508121
Memes happened
>>
>>66508156
>Guy Lara
Found the trap
>>
I want to thank the moderator again for deleting that jerk's nude arianny post. It REALLY pisses me off when people think they're funny posting nudes on a WORK SAFE board. I'm not joking either. Thank you.
>>
>>66508185
fuck you debra
>>
cant wait for conor to beat up that pussy nate who thinks he is good just bcuz he had lucky pussy sub after being beaten up to shit in 1st round
>>
>>66508185
Agreed. It's only NEETS that think this is some little social club that post that garbage. This thread is dedicated to serious mixed martial arts discussion. There are a million places on the Internet to post nsfw material, /heem/ is not one of them. It would be quite unnerving if I went to a place to discuss serious issues in real life and everybody was naked.
>>
>>66508185
Please be in London
>>
Lads you need to wish happy birthday to [s4s]
It's a little late but the least we can do is share our boys with them
>>>/s4s/4289848
>>
>>66508185
>debra espinoza
thats not how you spell KEK
>>
>>66508185
fuck you Debra
>>
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yfw you get to see goober lose twice in one year
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can someone explain neetrex to me
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>>66508275
feelsgoodman
can't wait till that zilch goes away and is broke
>>
Gi or no gi, I would smoke anybody ITT on the mats.
Nah jk bro lol april fools, dont get so heated.
>>
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>>66508276
>>
>>66508275
>you'll never go 0-2 and still be a champion
jdimsa
>>
>>66508292
get in my guard and i'll show you
>>
>>66508254
fuck off. That board is worse than cancer
>>
>>66508287
she is literally flawless
>>
HEEM ME
>>
Haha
>>
>>66508287
what a slut
>>
>>66508334
THE MAD MAN
>>
>>66508334
Just lovin life lol
>>
>>66508326
HEEM ME UP INSIDE
>>
>>66508334
fuckin goof get out of the way
>>
>>66508334
is this goof running his way to Montreal?
>>
>>66508353
muh sanchez
>>
>>66508334
>tfw you will never seize the day like Sage seizes every moment of his life
>>
>>66508334
Why haven't the cops been bothering HIM?
>>
>>66508334
im sure the united states' highways and toll bridges are grateful of sage's support
>>
>>66508334
That's dangerous Sage
>>
>>66508360
Can't really blame yourself unless you're also a 10/10 male with elite genetics and also on the gas.
>>
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>>66508365
>moot get
That feel familia
>>
>>66508303
>Giblert
>>
>>66508365
Who?
>>
Artem Lobov
>>
Adan...
>>
>>66508334
He should go to Cedar Point that's the coolest place anywhere near there
>>
no fun allowed..
>>
haha
>>
>>66508411
CAIN?
>>
>>66508416
God damnit Leroy, read the thread
>>
>tfw missing all these ebin gets on every other board
>best /sp/ can get is Dana White
>>
>>66508334
That's literally illegal, but nobody will say shit to him because he's white.
>>
>>66508425
I'm shitposting until I achieve Schaub mode tbqh
>>
>>66508425
dana white in the /ufc/ general is pretty epic u goof
>>
>>66508425
Dana White is literally the best one thus far
>>
>>66508425
its a perfect get.
>>
>gets rid of WWE threads
>makes 4chan better on April Fools
Could this new owner be any more based?
>>
>>66508373
DAS RACIS
>>
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>>66508425
>>
>>66508442
>>66508425
Christopher Poole was obviously intentionally put in, they probably knew that at one point someone would get that name. Dana White though?
Happened within minutes, happened in a very relevant thread and was seemingly randomly put together.
>>
>>66508460
>randomly put together
how dumb can one be?
>>
Adan...
>>
>>66508477
You're on steroids
>>
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If I get Chad I'm gonna be pissed.
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>>66508477
he probably means the odds of a first name matching that particular last name in their name generator is pretty remarkable
>>
>>66508477
Are you saying the names aren't randomly generated? That there's some deeper meaning to them?
>>
>>66508494
DONT EVER PUT MY NAME WITH DAT
IM MAJA AGAINST DAT YEH
>>
>>66508500
good Christian girl
God bless
>>
just got my hair cut like Conner. when can i expect to get laid?
>>
>>66508528
24 Months.
>>
>>66508528
whore
>>
>>66508528
Just go to the bar and wait for the men to get their beer goggles on.
>>
these threads are on steroids
>>
>>
Next name you get is your fighter name.
How screwed are you
>>
>>66508552
future womens heavyweight champion
>>
>>66508552
Damn girl u sound like a badass
>>
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS WEBSITE? CHINK MOOT DESTROYED EVERYTHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66508547
Is she natty heem?
>>
>>66508552
not very
>>
Jon is back in the gym and loaded up on ramen.
http://youtu.be/9belbPbnFog
>>
>>66508551
we're here
>>
>>66508552
I end all my fights with a spinning hook kick to the face.
>>
>>66508575
>Wm
Good luck lass
>>
>>66508552
I'll fucking heem every dude I come across
>>
>>66508567
it's april fool's day you retard
you may think you just rused me, but it was in truth a ruse
i'm the one rusing you
>>
>>66508572
Of course. Testosterone is a naturally occurring substance.
>>
>>
>>66508578
Looking slow
>>
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>>66508583
>Michelle Thorton
Enjoy being a WBW gatekeeper
>>
>>66508595
sounds like an old woman lol
>>
CONOR MCGREGOR WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN
CAP IT AND ABUSE ME ALL YOU WANT IF HE EVER LOSES AGAIN
>>
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why are so many fighters cheaters (roiders)?
>>
>>66508599
And you can enjoy the prelims ;^)
>>
>>66508616
ill fuk u up nerd
>>
>>66508557
>>66508581
legit desu
>>
>>66508552
Rolling
>>
>>66508552
cool name please
>>
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>>66508617
>Wilbur
>>
>>66508552
rolling
>>
new thread
>>66508636
>>66508636
>>
Nice theme
>>
>>66508552
I'm the best of British, a proper hard nut and future LW champ.
>>
>>66508727
>Gay
Well that's that mate.
>>
>>66508552
future strawweight GOAT
>>
>>66508552
im a future champ lads
>>
>>66505769
fake and gay
>>
>>66505769
>this happening in this thread
How?
>>
>>66505769
Dana stop shitposting
>>
>>66509214
meme magic
>>
>>66505769
jew cunt
>>
>>66505769
REAL FITE FAN
>>
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>>66505769
Un fucking believable
>>
>>
>>66505769
incredible
>>
>>66505769
lol fuck you, Dana
>>
Stockton, mothafucka
>>
>>66505769
Nice.
>>
>>66505769
Nice!
>>
>>66505769
ahahahahahaha
>>
Why would we have animal names?
>>
What a top lel
>>
>>66505769
what is dana white doing in the uk
>>
>>66516980
lel
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