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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive GEneral
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2016-03-20 07:32:38
Post No. 135812472
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spooky edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/MzOsYKZ.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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Anime = shit
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>>135812048
to keep your hand loose and ready to react
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in a universe where everyone can speak the same language, what would be the most toxic cs team?
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>>135812738
>toxic
hola reddit!
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>>135812934
>getting triggered by the word toxic
ohayou tumblr
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>>135813012
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>>135812738
>>135812934
>>135813012
>>135813053
>this banter again
guys we need some fresh memes asap
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>>135813157
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how do i get good and win if i'm bad?
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>>135813273
Watch anime.
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im scared of this op pic
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>>135813273
>be bad
>stop watching anime
>git gud
>win
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>>135813273
find a teammate to carry you, like hiko found s1mple
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>>135813365
ayo hol up
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>>135812776
that is the most degenerate thing I have ever heard
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Post your favorite song for spinbotting.
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>>135813976
https://youtu.be/ptBj2xO4Nrc
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>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
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real nigga hours
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>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSZWme3Bpc
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>>135814098
smashin that like button right the fucc now
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>>135813976
https://youtu.be/CK6-VdWJCjc?t=1m
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>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A
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>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyXyrESMNc
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>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G8FARrq63M
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>>135813976
Umm everybody here is legit, what do you mean """"""spinbotting""""""
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>>135814498
does she have downs?
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>can't get my returns for 8 hours now
anyone else having problems with lounge
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>>135814704
Obviously using +right in console, it's %100 legit.
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>>135813834
I also had a mountain dew with my boneless wings
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LOLYOU killed himself?
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steel is on tilt
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>>135813976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
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>>135814960
Hopefully.
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>>135814960
maybe his bladder exploded
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>>135813976
Bro I look at your shitty ass profile and I see those screenshots and shit of you calling people that are new and learning shit and you act like you are the shit for being some faggot that smurfs just to make himself feel better. like bro you honestly are the worst type of people in this community and I hope you feel good about what you are doing because any smart person can see that you don't belong in this community because you create accounts and act like you are the shit because you kill new players Please fucking kill urself and help us clean up this community of dumbass 5 year old faggots. Thanks!
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soon
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WHY CANT I FUCKING BET
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>all these nigger wannabe 15 year old kids that play this game
dreadful desu
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https://www.livecap.tv/t/steel_tv/u9hnz1pudgo
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>>135815982
X GOD
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>page 9
Nice game
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https://www.twitch
.tv/esportsarena
Our girls literally playing in a tournoment rn
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>>135818190
The japaneseesports team became futa?
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>>135818190
they're getting destroyed
i guess this is why women have their own cs:go tournaments
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>>135818190
Nice play pigslut.
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>tries using 800dpi x 1.5 because our boy Joshua "steel" Jew uses it
>instantly become a better aimer
LOL @ people still falling for the low sensitivity bullshit
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>>135818981
Maybe you're just a wrist player family
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>>135818190
>our girls
That's piggy team, our girls are former BMG, former WRTP, current team secret. In other words our girls are the ones that win.
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>>135819086
Pretty much this.
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>>135813378
underrated post
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>still no csgog discordapp.com channel
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>>135819535
and there never will be, that kind of community on vg is always cancer and turns into a shitty circlejerk of a few regulars
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>>135819571
>he doesn't participate in circlejerks
>he doesn't have a harem of csgog bfs
bonjour reddit
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>>135819667
this reply is a better argument against having one than my own post
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>>135819667
>harem
disgusting and immoral
you should be loyal to one bf
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>>135819704
>>135819724
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When did di^v^ (diane) get so fat?
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>>135819535
how this nigga got thousands of dollars worth of skins and cant afford some chapstick? smdh
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Which one of you is this
reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4b3dye/somebody_please_help_my_22f_boyfriend_22m_for_4/
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guys if I put a filthy frank photo on my smurf and say memes will I make friends?
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Why is there a harvey still in one of the ranking pictures in the op? When did that shittier put that in, like a year ago?
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>>135820584
yes but your friends will be as shitty as you are
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>>135820704
Because nobody looks at anything in the OP apart from crosshair/autoexec generators.
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>>135820704
i dont see it
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>taz is 28
>looks 40
>harvey is 30
>looks 15
gotards???
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I need a new monitor.
Is 144hz a meme or is it worth it
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>>135821114
>looks 15
big fucking lel
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>>135821169
It's not a meme, but don't spend over $250 USD on one.
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>30 years old and dying her hair meme colors
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>>135821269
I was thinking of this.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824009642
I'm Aussie so with shipping its about $266 USD, a lot cheaper than buying a BenQ or ASUS monitor domestically.
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>>135821360
why can't you be happy for her? its just hair coloring, have you never went through any phases yourself? Maybe you might have thought wearing your cap backwards was cool at one point. It's not the end of the world.
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>>135821464
I only have experience with the asus vg248.
That seems like it's worth the price though, skim through the "absolute beast; silky smooth" meme reviews and filter for one or two eggs. Also considering your videogames cost $99 USD it seems even better.
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>>135821606
Alright, thanks anon
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>steel playing overtrash
Please don't tell me it's his new main game and he's gonna become pro at it.
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pray for me lads
>drunk betting at 6AM
>have school tomorrow
JUST
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>>135821970
overwatch isnt going to be anybodys main game
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>>135821992
>betting against HUNDEN
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>>135822012
Except casual shitters that have 0 skill in video games and play babymode games to think they're good. Just like with hearthstone and hots.
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>>135821264
This
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>he betted against memes
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>>135822012
AZK and swag are already taking it seriously and have a team. They wanna keep riding the esports money train
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>>135822731
doesnt mean everything, every fledgling "esport" has tons of early adopters
planetside, evolve, happens every time
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>>135822731
That's like saying Vainglory will be huge because Secret has a team
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>>135822731
Are you fucking serious? Holy shit please be joking.
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You can see his tits.
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Well, in a cosmic coincidence just as I had said I'd replace it for something better the old mouse broke itself. Thinking of going back to the lg 400s but I can't seem to find it anymore. How's the 402? I think I also saw a 500s, looks similar to the 400s. How's the sensor on it? I'd a bought a finalmouse but they're unavailable.
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>>135824410
402 is trash.
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>>135824410
>402
>buttons where you rest your thumb instead of above
Disgusting.
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>>135824410
g303 is the mouse of the pros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POmIXgUJTJA
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>>135824563
>leaving the LEDs on
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>>135824410
Get a zowie ec1-a.
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i chatted with a guy on omegle about csgo and called him a faggot for sucking lpkanes did lol
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>>135822848
blizzard said they were going to pump money into it to make it an esport. it's probably the best bet out right now even though the game looks like shit
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>>135825387
wow you sure showed him!
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>kid says "steel needs to throw games to make money" in steel's chat
>he gets mad as shit
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>>135824512
Really? Sounds like crap.
>>135824710
They're pretty expensive and I worry id break it in a drunken rage like my last two mice.
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>>135825497
They cost as much as a g400.
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wish esea would just remove all this pug stat shit. it turns people into the worst fucking humans. i want to go back to the days of getting pugs through irc. fuck. i average 15 rws too, but faggots seem to tilt so fucking hard and play for stats and it's just... what am i getting from this? am i improving? fuck no
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Is Stewie a sound choice for Entry Fragger?
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>you betted on dosia
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What's wrong with esea europe
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>>135825660
>I bet on Penta
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>>135825387
speaking of, i just went on omegle and theres this p cute chunky girl in a dress. i hit next bc she froze on me
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Let it sink in that steel would have made 10x as much from a single tournament's sticker money than from throwing that game lmao
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>maxed on Ancient
Easy skins my fellow countrymen
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>>135825912
He makes more in a week of streaming now than he made from that throw.
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>>135825535
Unfortunately I live in Canada and from a quick look they're either out of stock everywhere or $150 on amazon. I wouldve considered it otherwise but I don't want to spend a month without a mouse. I'll just go to a store, they usually have a decent selection in Logitech.
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>>135825912
>still thinking it was about money
it was about egos which is far fucking worse. steel can spin the pity stories like the kike he is, but his parents are rich, just liked dazed's. these punk kids wanted to be tough guys and they got caught. it's funny how they still haven't admitted this and yet idiots still support these fucking pussies
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> You are permanently banned from talking in steel_tv.
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>>135826638
>being proud of acting like a retard in twitch chat
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>>135826638
>being this basic
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why are there so many games being played at this hour
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>>135826898
You can get this with a vpn.
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>>135826898
Nice to see cr0_ keeps up with cs happenings
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>steel like peach bc of her lordosis
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fix penta, germans only:
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>he fell for the low sensitivity meme
>he fell for the 16:9 resolution meme
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>>135827517
Cheaters or no?
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>>135827383
is he still playing I thought he was gonna quit once he hit global by just hacking.
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>>135828042
non-native resolution is the meme
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>>135828827
yes
16:10 is only not memey resolution
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>>135826638
>participating in twitch chat
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>mfw NA pros regularly get destroyed by literal nobodies in mm
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guys reddit is overloaded wtf do i do??
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>>135831012
its working for me what page do you want to see I'll post it for you, I'm a redditor as well
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>>135831068
just wanted to browse some /r/globaloffensive and /r/cummingonfigurines
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>>135831068
what are todays top posts of /r/prematurecumshots and /r/sandersforpresident?
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>>135831291
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>>135831480
nothing fun senpai, what's on the next page?
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Rate my team, memers
Commando: fribergI got the sticker from a friend
Clutch king: sexgod
Eco: dennis
Entry: apex
Sniper: guardian
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>>135832704
you're going to getno points
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>>135832762
But the last three are solid
Fagnatic is hacking and Dennis is their pistol memeboy according to the script
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JUST
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>>135832928
delete this!
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Requesting worldedit pic, gonna need it to save my skins.
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>mfw im deranking and i report the other derankers i queued with
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why isn't there one official dreamhack stream of the qualifiers
which one should i watch
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>>135834790
the american one
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>>135834790
metuz is casting dig vs hr
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How do I actually get good at CS:GO? Is there a secret school of thought?
Why is the R8 revolver so based?
What does doing missions reward you with?
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>>135835147
check to how to get good section in the op
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CSGOL can't see my inventory even though I didn't change any settings?
gotards?
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>>135835147
Look up videos on spray control and crosshair placement. play deathmatch until you can kill people comfortably and then play competitive.
the r8 is actually trash
xp and 4 cent skins, both worthless.
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>>135835147
>How do I actually get good at CS:GO?
You stop using meme guns like the R8 you dumb faggot.
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>>135835403
>>135835539
what pistol and gun are actually good?
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>>135836024
literally all of them except the glock and r8
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give me one reason why i should keep playing this piece of shit game
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>>135836284
it's fast
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>>135836284
you might get a cute bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhXgFrxfsDA
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>>135836024
usp on CT pistol round, p250/no armor on eco, tec9/armor on T side forcebuy, cz on ct side forcebuy, deagle if you have faith in the RNG gods
for rifles, ak47/m4a4/m4a1s
aug/sg if you're a redditor
awp but you're probably too shit right now to make the purchase worth it. Just practice in dm with it for now.
most guns are at least situationally viable. You have to understand game economy to know when to buy which.
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Always bet on underdogs.
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>>135836381
HOW?!
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>>135836601
just bcute
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>>135836381
i already have one though
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scream = all aim no brain
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>>135837017
well you'll lose him if you stop playing
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What's a good knife for $100
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>>135838316
fuck off
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how do I smoke house?
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>>135840130
set some shit on fire inside
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Can I really not bet If my steam app setup on mobile isn't older than 7 days? This 'blocking everything' system is really fucking ridiculous I'm not a fucking baby valve.
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>>135840495
you can bet on my dick stirring up your boipucci
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>>135840495
80% of their usebase are babies though and they need to be protected for evil scammers >:(
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Should I get a Logitech G302 or Steelseries Rival 100 lads? I can get one of them for free
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hope you enjoy my new 9-13 comeback script, just testing it out for the major :)
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>>135841089
yes, but mobile 2factor shit literally wont change a thing because billy will still fall for every scam six ways from sunday
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>>135842094
neither get a g100s if ur gonna be a cheapskate
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>>135840495
>>135842149
complaining on 4chan won't change the system
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>>135842094
They both look like shit.
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>>135842094
g302 obviously
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toilet i back
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>>135842281
It looks hard to handle, does it actually?
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What's the best csgo trading site?
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smash dat like button if u a virgin
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>>135843419
Proud 27 year old virgin. By choice ofc. I haven't left my house in ~12 years, but if I did, oh boy the ladies would be dripping.
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>>135843419
>>135843543
>>135843917
lmao just kys already you sad losers
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>>135842094
Or just be a not underageb& and save up for something not shit.
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Falchion, Flip Knife or Huntsman?
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>>135844434
Bayo
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>>135844658
>>135845131
best pattern?
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>>135845256
>guys, what skines should I like?
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>>135845323
looking for patterns to avoid so I can be unique
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>>135845256
Rust
Damascus
CH with lots of blue
P2 doppler
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>>135845421
Killing yourself instead would be pretty unique.
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Did dazed die?
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looking 4 fire serpent battlescarred + shitty knife four my bayo doppler p4
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>tfw nobody sending you trade offers on lounge
I used to get so many...
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Guys my neighbors won't shut the fuck up what should I do?!!!!
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I only have fun when I'm smurfing or griefing. What does this mean?
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JUST
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>>135846601
give me your trade link ill send one
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>>135845536
Many people kill themselves every day, that is not unique. Unique would be dying in a way no one else has before
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>>135847178
Imagine someone shooting you in CS, and the bullet travels through the internet and headshots you.
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>>135846924
Umm what's that on her face?
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>>135847852
Her daily morning moisturizer, she just needs to rub it around
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>>135847852
yogurt
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le memeshot memechine
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Is reddit actually the best place for trading?
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>>135848687
sadly yes, but it's still shit
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>>135848942
I just want to trade my StatTrak AWP Assi for a decent knife, why is it so hard
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>>135849046
trade awp with keys -> trade keys with knife
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cute always wins
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>>135849046
Sell on opskins
Buy on op skins
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>>135846945
you don't like the actual game
just quit
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where my senpaitachi at?
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>>135849347
nice toggling from yung stew
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Are you guys ready for Liquid shit to beat CLG and have a simple vs bully final? What a predictable script.
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Dustmouret looks more like a lesbian woman every day.
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>>135850302
What toggling? He's just spraying the smoke.
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>>135850302
Do you like using words that you dont understand?
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Who /poor/ here?
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>>135850680
>spending money on pixels
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>>135850680
>tfw had won a fn griffin from betting my blue drops, but lost it later
I sill regret it to this day.
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>>135851229
I didn't, nigga, that is why I'm poor. I just dropped operations cases and got some bucks for them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0qTAa6IHw
I just got to global.
Thanks WarOwl!
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>>135851627
STOP
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>>135851670
Why? It's our boy the WarOwl.
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>>135851670
SCOPE
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did pansy ever commentate any other games than cs
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>>135851856
FLICK
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>>135852293
EJACULATE
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>>135851670
>>135851856
>>135852293
>>135852460
WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>135851670
>>135851856
>>135852293
>>135852460
all written by one guyme(me)
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:^)
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>>135852852
dys
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>>135852852
nice try but i was the one who wrote all those
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>>135852852
>>135853052
i'm pretty sure i was the one who did it
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>>135851670
>>135851856
>>135852293
>>135852460
>>135852645
>>135852720
>>135852852
>>135853045
>>135853052
>>135853315
hahahahahahahaha wow so funny guys :DD
how do u come up with this stuff? :D xDD
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>>135853439
>>135853315
>>135853052
>>135853045
>>135852852
>>135852720
>>135852645
>>135852460
>>135852293
>>135852128
>>135851856
>>135851850
>>135851670
>>135851627
>>135851546
>>135851409
>>135851229
>>135850680
>>135850657
>>135850516
>>135850352
>>135850302
>>135849915
All right guys, the ruse is up.
All these posts have been me.
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>losing against flipside
>>
>winning against mousesports
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thanks for the skines retards
>>
did something happen to clg i don't know about? why are they at 30% odds against Shitquid and tiltple?
>>
>all these underdog wins today
So CSGO is basically a completely luck based game that's impossible to predict right? Good strats and skill doesn't matter when it's luck that wins matches after all.
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>>135853915
enjoy my ddpat friendo
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>>135854274
It's called gambling for a reason.
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>>135854249
CLG is literally garbage. Liquid is the best NA team only because the competition is even worse.
It should be 50/50 though. Liquid is in a shitty place since they're splitting their practices between their new member koosta and adren who they're using for the major. I'd probably favor CLG slightly.
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>>135854274
Just never bet on NA teams or qualifier games
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http://3g2upl4pq6kufc4m.onion/
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hey guys, bondik has DICK in his name lmao
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>>135854550
It's EU too. Copenhagen Wolves beat G2 in a best of three. And the match actually mattered since G2 lost their tournament spot.
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>200 hours and I'm still SEM
shoot me desu
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i hope that tor link goes straight to some hot cp if not fuck you
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>>135854771
thats why i said or qualifier matches
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>tfw just dropped 22 bucks on CLG
this is the largest bet i ever made, i can't wait to lose it all.
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>>135854927
watch some anime between rounds senpai
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>>135855052
thanks for the skines retard lmao
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>>135855052
shiet nigga rip t b h
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>>135855052
>betting on NA matches
fastest way to want to kys desu
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So is pansy breeding with the cunt?
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>>135850680
me
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>won the animeme shitter sticker
cool. i can't wait to put this on my gun then start spinbotting and spouting all my "epik dank meemees xD" in casuals
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>>135855385
Pansy is a guy
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>>135855458
hey if ur not usin that royal paladin i could use it u kno? :/
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dust is one ugly as nigga
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>>135855518
Congrats, anon.
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>>135855657
?
what are you talking about
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>>135855385
>breeding with the cunt?
well, she can't breed with her asshole
>>
Are there any actual good teams? They all choke.
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>>135855458
nice dildos
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>>135855857
>f3 wins pistol
>gets eco'd
>wins next round on an eco
Good game growlards
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>>135855839
hey that m4a1-s hypebeast looks pretty nice dude if ur not using it i could :/
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>>135856032
our guys ofc
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>>135856065
didn't even mean to quote, nice site 4channers
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>lusting to own a skin
fucking lmao how did valve break you down this badly
i bet i can find more backbone on /mlp/
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>>135856049
ty :3
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>>135856356
poorfag detected
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>>135856584
lmao
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>>135856086
no i'm using it
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>>135856584
he watches anime but still sucks
explain animefags???
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>>135856847
You don't become an anime just by watching it.
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>>135856913
is there any proof of anime making you good though?
>>
>>135856847
>Jin Kazama
>anime
you need to be 18 or older to post here.
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>>135855458
Is this a gay parade?
>>
guys I got a japanese gf who watches anime and reads manga do I have to become an anime if I watch it sometimes with her even if I'm not interested in it or havent watched it before her or can I stay nonanime
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>>135857276
>he doesn't like bright colors
i bet you kiss girls, faggo
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>>135857143
No, it makes you bad.
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>>135857404
I slam fuccbois like you.
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>>135857314
An anime is someone who's trash at games, who may cheat, and who posts shitty seasonal anime reaction images he got from google, while having seen 20 shows, he found about on reddit.
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>>135857314
>guys I got a japanese gf who watches anime and reads manga
>i don't want to be an anime though
nys
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>>135857314
What is English?
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>>135857571
oh okay no worries then
>>135857572
I fell for her because of her tight body and cool personality not her hobbies
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>>135857314
give me your gf
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>>135857151
i wasnt talking about that picture
>>
SCROLL WHEEL UP ON MY G400 IS STARTING TO FUCK UP
I'VE HAD THE MOUSE FOR 6 YEARS
HELP ME HOLY SHIT
>>
>be pretty decent at game few months ago
>get bored and frustrated
>cheat a lot
>get a bunch of accounts including main banned
>play without cheats
>game is boring and no fun since theres some faggot holding an angle on you at all times
/blog
>>
>>135857885
it happens
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>>135857885
so much for best mouse ever lmao
>>
>>135857963
NOI BRO NO
JUST NO
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>>135857835
then what are you talking about???
>>
>>135855458
>shadow dagger
GAY
>>
chrisJ
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>>135858031
dude listen to me
things oyu own... end up owning you
i got that from a movie idk it's pretty profound maybe you can think about it for a minute
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>>135857938
>cheating on you're main
how retarded are you
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>>135858139
>GAYwhat are you gonna do about it, fag?
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>>135858057
The fact that ScreaM watches anime but is still shit
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>>135855778
>no trigger discipline
The artist should neck himself
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>>135858169
its more about apathy ive gotten 18 accounts banned in total now
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>>135857938
>game is boring and no fun since theres some faggot holding an angle on you at all times
yeah that's csgo
go play something else
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>>135858191
be my bf
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>>135858191
make posts on every general telling everyone shadow daggers are gay.
Have a blast, fag.
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>>135857938
>game is boring and no fun since theres some faggot holding an angle on you at all times
why are you even playing the game if you can't handle a core gameplay aspect of it
like what do you expect to happen, that enemies need to rush in your aim?
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>>135858291
for what purpose
are you one of those fags who gets shitloads of vac bans on purpose just so he can show off how retarded he is?
>>
>>135858352
any suggestions?
>>135858513
i just want to run around and gun people down desu
>>
Why are glocks so shitty?
What can we do about it?
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>>135858558
yes
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Which mousepad is better, the Roccat Taito Control or the QCK standard?
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>>135858665
right click for burst fire
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>>135858641
PlanetSide 2 or some shit like that.
Team Fortress 2?
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>>135858665
buy p250+smoke+flash in the pistol round.
buying armor without kevlar is pointlessyou're gonna get hs anyway
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>>135858641
battlefield, call of duty, overwatch
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>>135858641
you could do that if you were good
i mean people that are just holding angles are exactly who fall victim to aggressive play when it's done well
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>>135858641
Killing Floor 2
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>Pansy keeps interrupting the other shity caster
Never has there been a worse duo than this one
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>>135858879
Good idea. But my aim will go nuts, also them HEs tho.
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What rank are "analysts" and casters?
>>
It's ok guys I opened the mouse and fixed it.
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>>135858704
Bump
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>>135858879
>buying armor without kevlar
The armor is the kevlar, you retard.
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>>135858879
P250 on pistol round is pointless.
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>>135859737
*without helmet
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>niko bottomfragging
100% throwing
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how do i get a vac ban on my smurf without getting banned from csgo senpai
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>>135860058
Tf2, download the free version of LMAObox. takes about 5 mins in any server.
You will still be able into cisgo
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I want to donkey punch pansy
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>>135860719
Is that when you punch a slag in her twat?
>>
>>135860791
its when you punch a whore in the back of her head right before you cum in her ass so that her hole tightens up
>>
YEAH DUDE LG AND TS
THE TEAMS THAT BEAT NAVI
A TOP 3 TEAM
NAVI
THOSE TWO TEAMS LG AND TS THAT BEAT NAVI
LOST TO FUCKING
LION ICON TEAM
AND FUCKING CLG
LEGIT DUDE
TOTES NOT A SCRIPT
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>>135857314
give her to me and I'll take care of her
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>>135859048
KF2 has no content
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>>135861075
never bet on online matches senpai
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>>135861530
I don't bet ever, unless it's major finals. But it's incredibly stupid how monkeys beat navi and now lose to fucking lion icon and clg.
>>
>Thorin talking about drinking lean
Oh fuck lmao
>>
i thought Koosta was supposed to be a good AWPer?
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>>135861853
it's a quite common misconception that there are good players in NA
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>>135861853
>anybody on Shitquid
>good anything
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>>135861853
>tier 2 NA """"pro"""""
>good at anything
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isnt this clg liquid game at like early morning in burger hours
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>>135862096
s1mple is a good fragger with every weapon
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>>135862370
it's ~3:30 pm here in eastern us
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>sewage2k is the caller on mirage because n0thing/c9 didn't play it last year
jesus christ this *professional* scene
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>>135862565
>NA
>professional
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>s1mple stopped time to kill someone
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Is this tournament just fully online lol?
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>>135862565
imagine how great the conditions for c9 are and despite that for their whole existance they have basically completely shied away from learning 2 maps (mirage & inferno) out of the whopping 7 maps in the pool
like these fucking guys get paid so much and have team houses and shit and they still can't be even fucking bothered to be capable of playing all the maps used in competitions
it really is like they want to get away with doing as little work as possible. it doesn't feel like they have real passion for being good at CS.
>>
>tfw too tired and wont see the shitquid vs clown9 game
Csgog, please archive all the epic memes that happen during the game and the shit talking and stuff for me.
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>>135862801
ZA WARUDO
>>
Who absolute madman and bet Envy?
>>
>>135863038
>mfw i heard the bass sound internally
>>
what gang does /csgog/ claim?
eight-tray gangster crip checcin in
>>
>try faceit
>queued with a russian and 3 retarded swedes or whatever
>playing versus a tryharding 5stack
>get p90 rushed for 3 rounds in a row
>quit and play esea even though I have 9 rws
there's a reason baddies play faceit when they get a matchmaking cooldown tbqh
>>
>>135863154
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTICKTICKTICKTICK
>>
Why do ''pros'' miss so many easy awp shots
>>
>>135863565
get higher elo retard
>>
Who is the best player in NA nd why is it a ukrainian?
>>
>>135862913
When ?
>>
>>135863490
the only gang I hang around with is a gang of cute boys!!
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>Ex6tenz being sad about his team
>EnvyUs playing this shit
11/13 really did something to the Frenchies
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>>135862913
CLG is going to win t b h sen pai
>>
>>135863879
ummmm no
>>
>>135864703
>13 months in a year
Are you some kind of fucking retard?
>>
>>135864954
heres your reply
>>
>>135864954
november 2013 you tard
>>
>thorin shitting all over nV
Oh lawdy this is great
>>
guys my tailbone is off center wtf do i do
>>
>>135865871
how u know
>>
>>135866016
i can feel it a bit on my right cheek ;-;
>>
Nice cameraman, gotards.
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>>135865871
spread dat boipussy and we'll fuck it back into the correct position
>>
nice servers gotards
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>>135866271
it's BOIPUCCI you fucking virgin
>>
>>135866908
nope
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>>135866908
my brain always wants to read this like "poochie"
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>>135866908
>>135867741
I always thing of Pucci whenever someone calls it boipucci
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>>135867741
radical dude
>>
SO HOW BECAME ENVYUS SSUCH SHIT?
>>
>tfw have no microhack to carry shit team
>>
Am I the only person watching Liquid and CLG o.O
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>>135868005
Still have no idea how you pronounce his name
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>>135868639
uhhhhhm noo?? O_O
>>
wh d vwls xst f w cn rd jst fn wtht thm
>>
>>135868729
huns calm down
>>
what rank do i need to reach to finally be able to consider myself "good"
>>
>>135868979
there is no such rank
globals can be shit too
>>
>>135868979
GN1
>>
>>135868979
15 rws on esea solo pug
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>>135868707
O... okei o3o
>>
>>135868979
when you consistently 40 bomb GE games
>>
hello everybody and good afternoon
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>he uses a stretched aspect ratio
>he uses a steelseries rival
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>>135869961
flusha does both and he is the most based player in CS history so FUCK OFF
>>
>>135869961
>he doesnt cuck himself with black bars
LOL
>>
>>135870025
Flush(a) yourself.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlcn-_jpWY&feature=youtu.be
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>>135870571
she is the prettiest celebrity
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>>135870571
Why?
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>>135870571
>it's another sandnigger is a popstar episode
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>>135870802
>boring brown cow eyes
>pretty
>>
>>135871196
she is pretty overall............ sorry man u don't have to agree with me
>>
>>135868979
First place in at least 2 majors.
>>
>>135870025
>flusha does both
that's probably why he has to cheat
>>
>CLG choke episode
>>
>>135872094
aloha reddit
>>135871513
yeah but the prettiest of them all? how could that be when there are so many hot celebs out there that have green or blue eyes
>>
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Be honest /csgog/, are you LEM or higher?
You're not, are you?
>>
>choke logic gaming
>>
>>135872387
nigga what i dont even own the game im just here for the fun times
>>
>Guardian sees 2 players
>Runs for his life
>lolokay im fine now, i'm going to look the other way
>dead
Thanks Na'vi
>>
>>135872387
i've been global since spring 2014 (around 200 MM wins at the time)
>>
Why does Envy and Navi keep getting eco'd?
>>
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>>135872387
>tfw when i lost my welfare lem elitist status back down to a dmg scrub
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>>135872387
>tfw play on my LEM account once a week to prevent decay and spend the rest of the time goofing off on smurfs
>>
Does the P90 even have one good skin?
>>
who here /suckingdickforweed/
>>
>>135873028
Trigon
Asiimov
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>server has autohop
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>Thorin will only kill himself online
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who /marketanalyst/ here?
>>
kek whos watching the tl v clg match
>>
>>135873513
nah autohop is fun every now and again in a community server
>>
why does pansy cast every single match on esl stream
>>
shes been sucking a lot of dick just to get the spotlight
>>
>>135874025
affirmative action
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>>135872387
I haven't played mm in ages and I just bhop or dm all day. Lost my rank to inactivity.
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>>135873643
Too busy /stockmarket/ing
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>>135840495
I'm still mad I couldn't bet for NaVi, fuck.
>>
>>135873513
>doesn't want to gofast
please son
>>
is the deagle still good like it was in the other counter strike games?
>>
>its a simple giving free entry for opponent episode
>>
>>135874189
2risky4me
>>
who /silver/ here?
>>
>>135874409
It's pure RNG.
>>
>>135874409
http://oddshot.tv/shot/dreamhackcs-2016012321454710
:^)
>>
>>135874708
me
s4 senpai
>>
>>135874907
ah shit nigga i just got s4 not to long ago
>>
>>135875269
NA?
>>
where else would i be?
>>
>>135874907
>>135875269
how can you be this bad honestly?
>>
>>135875602
All the skin talk should tell you that /csgog/ is filled with literal children now.
>>
>>135875602
solo queuing with shitters 2bh
>>
i want one so bad
>>
>>135875812
dumb anime player
>>
>>135873080
>Asiimov
lmao
>>
>>135875812
no u don't
>>
>>135875812
is there really any reason for you not to kill yourself
>>
>>135874895
i'm glad to see that the deagle is fixed. I remember it sucked when csgo came out.
>>
>>135876054
i can't play csgo after i kill myself
>>
>>135876236
you need to die immediately
>>
>>135875812
wow, that's so fucking ugly I thought it was a mod, not official.
>>
>>135875812
I'm gonna buy one when I get a job
>>
uhhhhhh turtle?
>>
>>
>>135876334
we all think that.
we all buy dynamos.
>>
>>135876057
It's not fixed or anything, it's pure RNG, memes aside.
>>
guys i love my cat
>>
>>135876346
>>135876461
shit wrong general
>>
>>135876695
what's it called?mine has a fuckhuge tumour in his stomach
>>
>>135876695
a cat is fine too
>>
lmao astralis is literally an MLP pony fucker team.
>>
>>135877192
???
>>
>>135877192
>b-but it's supposed to be i-ironic h-hehe xDD
>>
>Bet on Liquid to decide if I should start betting for fun
Guess it's just not meant to be
>>
>>135877026
her name is mimi and im sorry anon :/ i bet your kitty loves you very much
>>
>>135877523
device's knife nametag
>>
>>135872387
GE since 99 wins nigguh
>>
>decide to watch the Asstralis VS Dignitoss match
>hear that fat dyke's voice and instantly close the stream
>>
i want to cum inside device's ass and make an asstrail
>>
>>135878364
evening reddit
>>
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poorfag bet but where the fuck are my skins?
>>
>jdm
OH MY GOD
>>
JDM COULDNT FIND THE BOMB LMAO
>>
>>135875812
What skin is this? it look like ass
>>
>>135878945
low odds fag
>>
>americans
>>
>NA CS
>>
TOO BUSY LOUNGING TO FIND THE BOMB.
GET CLOSER TO YOUR MONITOR
>>
>see bomb above you
>throw smoke to defuse
>OMG BOMB DISAPPEARED
lmao, is this guy 2 years old?
>>
What should I name my Rust Coat knife? I was gonna call it "The Lockjaw" as a reference to Tetanus, yay or nay?
>>
>>135879428
name it meme
>>
N A C S
A
C
S
>>
>>135879428
name it "The imahugefaggot" you huge faggot
>>
s1mple with the ''))''
DE_sTROYED
>>
>>135879428
fn?
>>
>>135879708
Rust coat caps at Well-Worn
>>
hahaha what
>>
ARE YOU MAD?
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Will a new map ever be accepted and loved like a dust2 or an inferno ever again? I think season was for a while.
>>
>>135880186
CUZ
>>
>>135879994
collecting 15% just isn't enough eh?
>>
>>135879994
How new are you?
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What stickers does Elige have on his AK?
Its cute.
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>Decide to try out ESEA
>First game
>Go 29-18
>Get pretty much the same RWS as some shitty who went 11-23 and didn't talk the whole game
Tell me again why RWS matters?
>>
>>135880324
i only recently started selling skines, previously i only traded up or traded for vidya
looks like ill be sticking to trading
>>
HE FOUND THE BOMB
>>
>>135880445
reported for tax evasion
>>
>>135880376
looks like arabic letters
>>
>>135880445
Or you could just fill out the very minimal form and keep selling.
>>
>>135880402
Baiting your team for frags and still losing the round doesn't count for anything, wew
>>
wtf CLG is so bad, just defuse and have one guy cover
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>>135880569
im not a burger tho
>muh freedom
>cant even sell pixels for virtual money
>>
Thank you jdm for securing my skins
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>>135880759
are from a place where you need to fill out a form with the police to purchase a butter knife?
>>
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
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>>135880759
Then you just have to provide info that you're not a US citizen and they'll remove the limit.
Do you know how to use google?
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>>135880924
fresh vintage SPICY as FUCK meme my boy!
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>>135880905
which shithole country does this
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>>135880935
he doesn't even need google, he could simply click the FAQ link conveniently provided for his favela dewlling ass
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>>135881029
ey bubba calm down
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I just won $2 at G2A.com, what is this
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZogQ9nIO_g
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>>135880924
wew
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>>135880924
>there is a chance this is completely serious
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>>135880924
>i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
You're really just a silver.
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>>135881426
there is a100%chance youre a newfag
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>>135880924
>what is eco
lmao
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>>135880924
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
this line always makes me lose it
>>
I'm only good with Tec-9/57. How do I get good with glock/usp for pistol rounds?
>>
guys now that I have a gf I have to stop posting here
>>
>play placement matches
>every game is a hilarious 15/3~ retard stomp in my favour
>top 2 on the scoreboard every round
>calibrated to silver elite
what
>>
>>135882202
I have a bf and we both post here
looks like you got in to some bad shit you should get out of it as soon as you can
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>>135882135
>glock
burst fire their head
>usp
shoot their head
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>>135834712
>tfw deranking and someone throws a molotov
Not only I report them but I also give them 7 days of purre fun
>>
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=19727202&token=cfcn1pXS
hmu for extra copies of csgo
trading for vidya
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>>135882135
i used to use tec or 5/7 for looong time on pistol rounds, playing close and spamming shots tracing heads. the correct way to pistol round is to 1tap heads which is more reliable than spray and pray with the stronger pistols once your aim is better
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>>135882209
I know this feel
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>>135882753
If I'm understanding you correctly, you still use tec9/57 but aim for headshots?
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>mge
>lost 14 - 16
>mirage
>22 kills
>0 MVP
>2 failed clutch attempts
just fucking kill me
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>>135882968
glock/p2k armor.
>>
>>135883484
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>135883484
>0 mvps
you deserved to lose
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>>135883484
shouldve kicked ReZidenT
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>>135883721
>>135883649
>>135883540
I somehow found playing with and against MGEs more fustrating than when im playing against LEs.
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>>135883484
try not to die so much
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>>135851627
>Supporting microhacking
Warowl confirmed for being our guy?
>>
When will this fat dyke kill herself? The only people that like her are lonely virgins on csgog.
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>>135879304
AUG Weeabo accept
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>>135875812
If they make a skin with an anime girl they should at least pick a nice looking one. What the fuck is that shit?
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>>135885780
accept anime into your boypussy
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>tfw you lose 900$ bet
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>>135886164
It's obviously a skin made by a weeaboo and not a genuine nipponese.
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>>135886948
>having 900$ worth of skins
kys
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>>135883514
Why p2k over usp?
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>>135887119
special snowflake retard
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>>135887061
Where did I say it was skins you fucking retard? Kill yourself.
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>>135882591
get em while you can lads
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>>135887154
im lmaoing every time people die because they run out of ammo for the usp
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>>135887061
How much is acceptable?
>>
hey guys it's me
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>>135887206
>betting real money
nys degenerate
>>
>>135887312
our guy?
>>
>>135882591
your steam inventory is private you fucking retard
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>>135887206
Don't be salty because you're a gambling addict.
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>>135887267
you have 12 bullets, there are only 5 enemies
git gud son
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>>135887267
>running out of ammo when you only need 5 shots to kill the entire enemy team
lmaoing @ ur life kid
>>
>>135887386
sorry i had my gift inventory private
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>>135886841
thank mr dosia
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>>135887383
yes
>>
>>135887481
>>135887532
nice reading comprehension I wasn't talking about myself running out of ammo lmao lrn2read famalams
>>
>friend just invited some random he found on an aim server to our game
UHMMMMMMMMMMMM GOGURTS?
>>
>>135887668
So, what your saying is, start off with p2k then move onto usp when u get gud
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>>135887830
>taking mm seriously
>not just having fun
>not watching anime while playing
kys
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>>135888060
>Have fun playing ranked with friends
>Friends get super upset if we don't win
I enjoy playing with them but their sore losses are really not fun
>>
>>135888060
YUCKINON
>>
what does magog think about cucks?
>>
>>135887119
because it's literally the same gun as a usp except more bullets instead of a silencer.
desu i just don't like the usp-s sound
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>>135889281
the sound is like the best part of the usp though
especially when it's combined with the unarmored headshot sound
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>>135889281
Slightly less accurate, especially when running. You do get an advantage from the USP's silencer, if someone shoots at me with a glock/p2k i can basiclly know exactly where they are and aim in the general direction then look for them with my eyes to aim, with a usp-s the sound is... suppressed. Much harder to understand where you're getting shot at from. Sometimes you can sit on the flower pot on Mirage's b site and shoot people with the usp as they run past and people won't notice you. Can't do that with a P2K.
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>>135889521
i dont like the skins
i dont like the silencer
i dont like the sound
i dont like it at all
i do better with p2k after doing hundreds of hours of pistol practice
>>
R8 my ebin frag movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji6n2yh5IWI
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>>135890145
>i dont like the skins
ok now you fucked up
kill confirmed, orion, and torque are great skins
the p2k only has fire elemental as a good skin
>>
>>135888768
If you're not a cuck then you're no friend of mine.
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>>135890157
at least remove the hud faggot
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>>135890359
>these skins
>good
nigga please. Best USP right here
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>>135890359
>kill confirmed, orion, and torque are great skins
you must be 18+ to post here.
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>>135890602
that gun is shit colored anon
do you like shit
>>
>>135890359
stainless and guardian are the only good usp skins
>>
>>135888060
you dont even know what fun means fucking virgin
>>
>>135891115
and business class desu
>>
i had sex with a fat girl last night ama
>>
>>135890157
>No revolver frags
>Tells us to R8
>>
>>135891694
how fat?
>>
>>135891694
What's your rank?
>>
Reminder that I'm the cutest caster!
>>
does this ladyavi bitch got any nudes? she looks like a hooker
>>
>>135891910
5'8 150-200lbs
>>135892141
lem
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>>135892429
that is so gross
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>try to make a bet
>phone app wont let me confirm the offer
>restart phone, didnt work
>log out, cant log back in
Quality Valve Coding
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>>135892724
ya but she had a tongue ring and water melon titties
>>
C L G B O Y Z
>>
How many games will Liquid play today?
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>>135883484
you tank your team's economy when you keep dieing even on majority of the rounds you won
the 2 guy's below you were likely much more beneficial to your team than you
>>
tfw impossible to use viruses to steal skins
>>
>>135895243
it's viri u idiot
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>>135895851
rager
>>
hmu for mm ;3
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198158421676
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>simple having a good day
well rip my skine
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>>135896461
>>
>>135896461
This shouldn't exist
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>>135896461
die in a fire
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>>135896461
>I'm weird sometimes.
>sometimes
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>>135897421
It should exist.
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>>135896461
how does someone become like this
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>>135896461
its actually a dude isnt it
>>
>>135897970
>groups
>transgender
well duh
also no real women take overly feminine pics of themselves like wearing some faggy thigh socks with pink ribbons on them
only mentally ill trannies do that kind of shit since they have to overcompensate on the femininity to make up for not actually being women
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>>135896461
i feel really bad for the parents of this abomination.
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>>135897650
rahim?
>>
is this lg v clg match on esl a rerun from the ibp stream?
>>
>>135886841
thank mr sex god
>>
>>135898870
Are you so dumb you can't even read the title?
>>
>>135898870
i find it baffling that you would rather bother to post here to ask the question than to check yourself in 5 seconds from hltv
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>>135898128
what if i just wear whats comfy and not care
>>
thanks for the (You)s
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@135899143
>>
(You)ll cowards dont even smoke crack
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>>135896461
>doesn't have a knife
Sorry but I only play with real OGs
>>
>>135899454
What's the minimum knife requirement
>>
>>135899571
FN Black Pearl Karambit
>>
>>135899140
how is that related to my post
>>
>>135899419
i smoked crack a few times
>>
I find that Sunday nights and week nights excluding Friday nights are the best times for me to play. It's because those are the days when the kiddies need to be in bed isn't it?
>>
>>135899775
some crackheads are pretty cool desu
>>
>>135899715
black pearl is shit
sapphire or you better not even look at my profile
>>
the kiddies are on break
>>
>>135899571
Any high tier memebit or M9 bayo.
>>
@135899743
im degenerate
>>
>>135896461
>https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198158421676
holy shit I can't stop fucking laughing
holy fucking shit
how do you get to be like this
>>
>>135900671
Multiple mental disorders
>>
>>135900521
nobody wears some faggy thigh socks because they're "comfy"
>>
>>135897414
Fuck off Pea.
>>
>>135900825
why would i wear that, are you mentally deficient?
>>
>>135900825
Seriously, any socks above ankle length is uncomfortable as fuck. It might be if the top was really loose but then the socks will never stay where they are. This is from wearing dress socks so maybe this doesn't apply to thigh socks
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>everyone drops down drop and just stands there
>NA tactics
>>
a lot of people are talking about ''whats the life after death''
im taking this a step further..
What is the life after aids???
i think not!
What you think?
>>
>>135900825
That isn't what he said.
>>
>>135901139
>>135901339
this chain of replies still doesn't make any sense
the biggest disconnect is why >>135899140 made a post that is a reply to >>135898128
like i don't understand what point >>135899140 is trying to make and why it is a reply to the post it is
>>
>>135901305
>aids
i don't think that's a problem for gotards
>>
Bayonet or M9 Bayonet
>>
>team in 7-year irrelevant game wins $1M in a tournament
>second biggest competitive video game in history gives $250k at most
>>
>>135901932
m9 bayonet
>>
>>135901932
serrated knives are autistic
bayonet
>>
>>135901991
we have 3 $1m tournies every year now gotard. First place gets $500,000
>>
Why is it important to buy as a team?
>>
>>135902693
anime
>>
>>135893513
>finally thought I made the bet
>found out it was on hold after liquid win
You gotta be fucking with me, I lost out on free Money
>>
>>135902693
because I'm cute
>>
>>135902693
because if only 1-2 people spend money it rarely has a big impact on your chance to win the round but it does make your economy suffer
>>
Why does Dosia call himself Sex God
>>
>>135903610
Had a threesome with pansy/missharvey back in 2014
>>
>>135903937
I would have killed myself after fucking those 2 disgusting monstrosities desu
>>
>>135904112
same desu desu
>>
>>135904112
pansy gives top notch head
>>
>>
Is lurppis autist?
>>
>>135904375
i lost my laughingmanlet.jpg someone post it NOW
>>
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>>135904493
>>
How come Cheeseburger Deluxe can't frag or call now?
>>
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>>135904606
>>
c9 or liquid
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>>135904957
50/50
i'd skip it desu
>>
>>135904768
who is this ugly fucking brazil nut?
>>
>>135905189BABAM
>>
>>135904112
pansy looked cute before she became a hamplanet
harvey is straight up pig faced pancake assed pig
>>
why are pro matches on train so based but when i play the map it blows hard
>>
>>135904957
Liquid have been playing non-stop matches for the past 6 hours so they might be pretty tired.
On the other hand, bet on Cloud 9 at your own risk.
>>
lol
https://web.archive.org/web/20160320214419/http://kotaku.com/womens-counter-strike-is-ready-for-a-breakthrough-1766047107
>>
WHO THE FUCC UP FOR PENDULUM???
>>
CLOUDNINE OR LIQUID?
>>
>>135906294
AYO
>>
>>135906106
our girl looking cute
>>
Imagine being DazeD in that FPL game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the FPL council could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine.
>>
>>135906294
DID YOU COME HERE TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE SOUND OF DRUM AND BASS?
>>
>>135896461
I wanna give you cummies :3
>>
>>135905608
I have faith in americas favorite
>>
>>135907907
NO DNB RN
THEY'RE TEASING US
>>
>>135905608
Do pros really get tired after 5 matches?
>>
Betting all my unwanted skins on Liquid, hope I get something good or at the very least junk won't sit in my inventory
>>
>>135886948
>betting choke logic gaming
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Should I sell my 2 knives so I can buy a Karambit?
>>
>>135908953
should say 5 series', and yes a pro match is more tiring than gold nova and affects you more than when your opponents are shit to begin with.
>>
>>135909656
>falling for the karambit meme
get an expensive (m9) bayonet instead
>>
>head pops out of balcony
>>
Fucking liquid and their OT games.
>>
>Be a sleep
>be woke
>wish still was a sleep
>>
guys i traded my bayonet doppler and i regret every fucking second that i traded it with, not only have i lost money on the trade but now i also have this dumb fucking ugly ass standard knife
>>
asleep is one word
>>
What's the most important difference between a shitter and a decent playa?
>>
>>135910467
microhacks
>>
>>
>>135910467
expensive skins
>>
>>135910467
anime
>>
why is tl so fucking garbage
>>
>had a chance to make open playoffs
>teammate dropped sick 50adr matches the last 5 or 6 games
>peeks every time and gives up man advantage
>lose out in heartbreaking fashion
good game boys
also wow hiko
>>
le inhuman reactions man does it again
>>
hiko just got so lucky
jesus christ
>>
>>135911747
csgo is a game of luck, what's your point?
>>
hiko r u kidding me xd
>>
>>135911747
>hiko just got so lucky
Isn't that his shtick though? Isn't he supposed to be le lucky clutching fat man?
>>
>it's another na triple ot episode
>>
>>135911710
>being on the cusp of open playoffs in the first place
if you drop more than 3 games leading up to playoffs just neck yourself
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hiko!
>>
>it's a hiko clutch episode
>>
>>135912629
what am i supposed to do when there's two bots on the team, with a third guy alternating between being decent and being a bot?
>>
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>>135912453
na cs does it again
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>>135912869
>blaming your team
good luck playing open again next season lmao XD
>>
>>135912869
piggyback off of them onto a team thats decent. surely in your godlike stats and ownage you caught the attention of a team that isnt shit
>>
>>135913015
>>135913030
>implying 50 adr is in any way acceptable
>implying you cant put blame on people who are literally anchors
>>
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>wake up
>play cs
>life is good
>check out twitch
>ultra
>people in miami
>good music
>fucking bitches under the influence
>life feels dull
Why twitch is so cruel, I don't want to watch this shit
>>
>>135913391
>not taking control of the situation
>>
>>135913395
>>wake up
>>play cs
>>life is good
how do I do this?
>>
>>135912875
rich evans?
>>
>>135913395
PENDULUM IS LIT AF SENPAI
>>
>>135913391
What if the 50 adr player is the reason the other players get frags due to his sick pop flashes
>>
Is Liquid going to be on fire today?
>>
>>135914185
They just barely beat choke logic gaming. No chance against C9 with the chink calling.
>>
>>135914185
there's a good chance they will lose against c9
>>
>cloud9 picked train
rofl, what a disaster. Liquid will 2-0.
>>
>>135914429
>>135914437
fucking idiots
>>
>>135914429
>>135914437
Both early, both of you kys
>>
>>135914023
he never flashes
he missed his smokes
he bought the awp and did nothing with it so many times, would just push and die with it lmao
he peeked in clutches and just died every time
kid was garbage to play with dude i'm telling you
>>
>>135914905
>needing flashes and smokes in open
top lel
>>
>>135915067
when youre playing 4v5 max yeah maybe some nades would help
>>
>>135914905
then why didnt u kick him? sounds like ur just as much to blame as he is
>>
>>135915193
kid had friends in the team
>>
>>135915301
what's your team name
>>
>>135915395
your mom LOL
>>
>he bet on the burgerman
>>
>>135915517
gl playing open again you 15 year old shitty
>>
>>135916036
kid i've got connects set up to bring me straight to main kid peace
>>
cloud 9 r my favorite
>>
>>135916112
yet youre here shitposting about your 50adr teammates that you care so much about losing open playoffs with
dunk yourself
>>
>>135916112
>can't carry an open team to playoffs
like i said, good luck playing open again you 15 year old shitty
>>
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>>135855458
Now if only my skins would make me half-good, that would make me happy.
>>
>>135916338
Pushing this into autosage
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>>135916561
you have bad skins, that is why you're bad
>>
>>135916285
>>135916302
kids ill be dumpstering you both next season dont even bother paying your league fees its hopeless for you
>>
>>135916570
with no survivors
>>
>>135916680
>not liking blue laminate
>not liking basilisk
>not liking ocean foam
maybe it's you who's got shit taste in skins :^)
>>
>>135916561
tfw SEM
>>
>>
>>135916872
>dragon tattoo
man i wish i didn't lose mine betting
the only disgusting thing in your loadout is the desert strike and that's mainly cause it doesn't deserve the covert tier whatsoever, dragon king does though.
also, if i were you, i'd downgrade the stattrak awp to a normal asiimov and buy a decent budget knife like flip knife vanilla or something like that.
>>
>>135916940
if you're going to make the thread early, at least take the time to remove the [Embed] tags and link the old thread
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>>135916821
>falchion
>neon rider
>chameleon
>asiimov
>eco
>st anything
>blue laminate
>super nova
>/v/ level nametags
>music kit
that's just the worst offenders
>>
>>135917054
>link the old tread
how about no you faggot
>>
>>135917065
>not liking falchion for being cheap and having better animations than gut/bayonet
>wanting to downgrade to a low tier any other knife instead of having a nice skin on your knife
>not liking neon rider/asiimov/blue laminate
and i'm guessing you like the AK skins that ruin the integrity of the AK such as fuel injector/aquamarine/vulcan/etc?
>>
>>135917038
I'm in the process of trying to trade the full asiimov for a knife and use the man o' war. Desert strike was the only good 'minimalist' M4A4 skin I liked that didn't cost $10+
>>
>>135917283
>owning a knife
your logic is both inconsistent within your own post and reddit as fuck. neck yourself post-haste!
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>>135917065
What are acceptable knives then?
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>>135917625
none
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>>135917065
What's wrong with the P250 Supernova?
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>>135917448
fair enough anon.
i'd have gotten the evil diamyo instead, but hey, your choice. good luck on trading that asiimov.
>>135917530
i don't think you understood what i was trying to say anon, my choice of words was horrible in that sentence, so i'm gonna redo that sentence and explain:
would you rather have a butterfly knife with a disgusting skin such as the urban masked or forest ddpat, or get a lower tier knife such as flip knife (or in my case, falchion) with a nicer skin?
i'd personally opt for the falchion with the crimson web, but my dream knife that i wanted was flip knife crimson web, but my budget was 30 buckaronis of my own money (40 from bet winnings) so i just settled. it's actually not as bad as i expected it.
>>135917625
anything but gut knife desu, manky looking knives.
>>135917774
nothing at all, it's all personal preference
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>>135917774
all p250 skins are bad.
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>>135918141
>undertow
>franklin
>mehndi
>supernova
>splash
>nuclear threat
>steel disruption
>whiteout
>contamination
>facets
>gunsmoke
p250 got a lot of nice skins man.
and they're all quite cheap except the mehndi and undertow
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>>135918029
no one forces you to buy a bad knife. just leave the slot empty till you get what you want.
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>>135918481
the falchion isn't bad though
it's just not as good as the flip knife
that being said, i really do like the falchion since the animations aren't as bland as some other knives that have most default animations
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>>135901464
Hes implying hes naked dumbass.
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>planted for short
>shroud leaves cat and flanks long
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>>135920408
It's called NA strats, retard.
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