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2016-03-19 06:16:32
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/MzOsYKZ.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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What happened to last thread?
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>>135690992
Harveyfag ruined it
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>>135690992
Nuked by the mods for pathetic off-topic e-celeb waifu bullshit.
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>>135691101
>>135691173
This is the only general I've seen where an entire thread gets nuked because of one shitposter.
How often does this happen
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>>135691264
every 3 days when his ban runs out
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>>135691264
Fucking never. They must be drunk. A literal pedo posted in /utg/ a few days ago and nothing happened.
>>135495123
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I haven't played since the CZ was best gun.
What has changed since then?
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>>135691653
cz is no longer the best gun
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>>135691465
Jesus fuck. Doesn't someone have to call the cops so they can trace their IP or something?
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>>135691710
wut is now the best gun
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>>135691948
Still the AK.
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>>135692001
Completely useless at long range. A situational gun. Try again.
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>>135691948
galil ar
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>>135692170
so is the ak. your point is moot
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what's they key to memeing hard with the tec-9?
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>>135692402
>AK
>Useless at long range
What the FUCK? Are you actually that shit?
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>>135692802
Macro a key to full auto tec-9 and get in close
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>>135692897
wtih the first inaccuracy, spread, and shitty reg it's fucking useless
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>>135693063
>can't tap
loving every lel
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>>135691465
uhh gotards why did this give me a boner?
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>decide to take a break from retards in comp
>go to a nice restaurant
>get seated
>notice pants are unzipped and can see a tiny bit of my dick
>quickly zip pants
>notice that waitress is unusually friendly
D-do you guys th-think she liked my dick?
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>>135693289
>he doesn't wear underwear
What kind of disgusting autist are you?
She was probably being nice to you so you wouldn't kidnap her and rape her.
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>>135693163
burst is irrelevant because of first bullet inaccuracy and shitty reg
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>>135693417
you're trying too hard stop posting and flush yourself thanks
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>>135693351
sometimes my dick slips out of the hole in my underwear that you're supposed to stick it through when you piss and it's not my fault I don't have a microdick like you
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>>135693417
>first bullet inaccuracy
Troll confirmed
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>>135693458
>>135693532
>being THIS much in denial
pathetic
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finalmouse or deathadder?
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>wake up
>two eggs
>two tomatoes
>two cigs
>coffee
>ready for ranked mm
Life is good. What's your morning routine before playing, /csgog
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>>135695091
coffee and a banana then a cuppa lean and a cig
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>>135695091
>wank me knob
>have vegmite on toast
>fight a roo
>check on the file i've been downloading for a month
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>notifications that someone I reported has been banned almost every time I launch the game
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>>135696361
>snitching
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>>135696361
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>>135695091
lie on the floor and stare at the ceiling
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>>135695731
>wake up sticking to your bedsheets
>go the outside toilet
>avoid the fuckin crocs
>make it to the toilet
>dont get bitten by a fuckan redback
>sprint back inside
>start the dialup cos the nbn isnt scheduled for another 200 years
>make a cup of fuckan nestle 43
>feel great because you centrelink got paid and you didnt have to buy international roast again
>do 8 weekbix today because you're feel like fuckan brett lee's magic is running through your veins
>load up matchmaking
>win pistol round
>fuck them next round with smgs
>its force buy round and shit is getting serious
>"come on aussie come on"
You were disconnected from competitive matchmaking
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uhh gotards?
>>135697503
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>>135695091
Spend 14 hours betting and watching matches and never play because the game is shit.
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>>135691465
hot
where can i find more ????
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>>135697645
either a SA huehue or slavshit. ALWAYS begging for shit 24/7.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA54iTB7nPU
NEWKE CONFIRMED FOR COLUMBUS
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>>135698180
What a disaster. It's only due to Valve's dumb randomizer that it will even get played. No team is going to pick it.
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is low sensitivity a meme
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>>135698691
Does the pope shit in the woods?
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>>135698919
if you wallbang somone and you didnt see him, did you really kill him?
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>>135698691
how low are we talking? you can do perfectly fine on 2-3 sens
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>>135698691
I use 1.7 sens on 400 dpi.
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>>135700283
>tfw 1.5 sens
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>>135698180
ireally like nuke and i'm glad this is happeningis the map considered especially imbalanced by good players?
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>>135698691
desu using super low sensitivity is only not cuck sens option
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>>135690901
What do I do if I'm L I T E R A L L Y a Nova?
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>>135698691
i use 1.2 on 1200 dpi and it's alright
i'm better with spray patterns and awping than i was at 3.5
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>>135700456
it's extremely t sided now
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>>135700538
flush yourself
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>>135700784
is that because they made it too easy to defend sites?
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>>135700964
sites were always pretty easy to defend once you get in on t side, but yes, it's even more easy to defend as t. it's easier to enter the sites as well. we'll see how it goes. i think the right set up is going to be just giving up outside on this new nuke
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>Chickens that are hopping bunnies
UHH, GOTARDS?
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guys I have my first ever date in a few hours any tips
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>>135701531
>try to shoot rabbit chickens when they are jumping
>shots don't reg
>just like against players
gogurts???
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>>135701550
Did you remember to stock up your $16000 + Full buy
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Okay csgog, what's a good first knife to get?
A knife that looks decent at 50-100€
Only knife I don't like is the shadow daggers so no limits there.
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>>135701805
I havent been to the bank in a while I hope they take credit card
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>>135701940
>€
?
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5-7 or CZ?
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>>135701940
flip crimson web ft
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>>135702189
tec9 on t side, cz on ct side
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Which map should fuck off from the Active Duty pool for newke?
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>>135704170
do they really have to remove a map for nook?
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Anyone knows if DH malmo qualifiers will be streamed?
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>>135701550
Cancel it. It's not worth it.
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>>135704170
inferno is the next map to be reworked and is the current worst map in rotation
a surprising number of pros support removing dust 2 though, a lot of casual players are surprised to hear that
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>>135704170
Dust 2, but they'll probably just "remake" it and add it a million useless assets + 2 connectors + crevices everywhere where someone can hide
>>135704416
Needs to be an odd number of maps for veto purposes.
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>>135705337
>+ crevices everywhere where someone can hide
i fucking hate csgo so much
i feel like i'm fighting mechanics and map design more than other players
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>>135705193
Why do they want to remove dust2? Too simple of a map?
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>>135702189
p250.
tec-9 and 5-7 are for kids who need more than 5 bullets to kill an entire team
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>>135705186
she's going to be here in an hour and a half for the date what do I do
should I brainstorm topics to talk about to fall back on
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>>135706525
Talk about how T sided your neighbourhood's become lately
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>>135706525
Just get a drink you fucking dumbdick. And get off this site.
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>>135706525
No, call her and say you can't go. Seriously, just stay home.
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>>135706525
fap
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>>135706642
she is literally coming directly to my home and we're leaving here together we already confirmed the plans 30 minutes ago
>>135706573
I'm going to start preparing in 30 minutes I'll get off the computer then
oh god
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>>135706713
Just come up with an excuse bro. Say you got a sunburn and can't leave the house.
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>>135706525
>dating girls instead of nice boys
what a waste. she's using you.
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>>135691264
It's because he made the thread. He has like 5 images that he keeps rotating with. I don't understand how some retards haven't caught on.
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>>135706762
I have to go through with this I'm so tired of feeling lonely and worthless all the time even if it goes bad at least I tried
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>>135707491
get yo dick wet BOYEE WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>135707554
i hate semenler so much
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>>135707554
its lunch and coffee the best I can hope for is holding hands and maybe a goodbye kiss
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>moe loses $100k+ gambling
>wins $84k
>think's he's doing good
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>>135707660
Make sure your grab her ass when you kiss her to establish sexual tension, or else enjoy the friend zone.
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>>135707654
leave
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>>135707758
actual reddit spotted
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What's worse, cheats or adderall
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>>135707723
he is doing good
his profits come from you cuck viewers not the gambling itself
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>>135707806
fucking semphis is such a fucking retard honestly
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>>135707806
i don't get what the point of the mouz/fnatic clip was
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>>135707752
I dont know if I can physically do that
I think I'm too much taller than her I dont know if we can even kiss standing up
also I've never even held hands before I dont know how to make a move at all its going to be a disaster help
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>>135707958
go for the kiss if you want to. if the wants you to kiss her, it'll be good and if she doesn't she'll deny you and you know she's not into you. good luck buddy
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Hello, I'm an ex-MGE player of CS:GO. I've sold my steam account for financial reasons. Now I'm looking for making a deal with someone if anybody is interested. Here is the thing :
>you buy me CS:GO
>I refund you by giving 2x the price of the game with skins I hearned
Anybody wanna do this agreement, gentlemen ? I miss CS:GO really much.
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>>135707958
Put your hand between her thighs and lift her up so she can meet your lips. This is just basic shit man cmon.
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>>135708072
is it the worst if we dont kiss but still have a good time
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>>135708135
>doesn't have 30 dollars to spend
Cripes. How skint are you?
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>>135708241
well no but if you don't take initiative you wont get anywhere. i mean if you don't get a kiss-vibe from her you shouldn't go for it but if there's a tension you should try. worst case you'll feel ashamed for a couple of days.
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>>135708319
I'm going to try to make the next date at her place where she cooks for me I was thinking it would be a better place to try to make the first real move
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>>135707806
>a couple of missed shots from jw after some aggression against a shit team
>right before a successful fnatic retake
No wonder semphis is on the uber-reject team.
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>>135708227
this, also push her head down into your crotch and bang it up against your dick area to let her know your intentions
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who watching tv/japanesports2
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>>135708484
you
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>>135708273
probably just a scam
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anyone with a low silver account want to queue and just get cucks banned? I think i'm at silver 1 on this account. add me fampai
http://steamcommunity.com/id/biggestfaggotevar/
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am i allowed to link my stream url in to 4chan or is it considered advertising?
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>>135709290
Don't do it
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its considered spam. but whos going to watch it anyways?
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>>135709425
i don't know, who would be interested in GE/face it leagues
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do you cam up or is it mainly gameplay
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>>135708662
>1 friend
LOL
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>>135709685
cam + gameplay
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Will I be GE if I buy dank skins
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXqkK12ROxE
simple is addicted...
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I'm a meme
AMA
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steamcommunity.com/id/bubupyro
can i have free skins please ?
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>>135712147
+rep, good trader!
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post ur
>mouse
>dpi
>in-game sens
>res
>fav skin
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>>135712458
>mouse
Logitech M185 Wireless Mouse
>dpi
IDK
>in-game sens
3
>res
Laptop resolution
>fav skin
skins for fags
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>>135712458
g400s
400
1.7
1920x1080
skins are for queers and betting
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>>135712743
is this bait
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>>135712816
I don't think it is.
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>>135712458
post ur
>mouse
>dpi
>in-game sens
>res
>fav skin
>rank
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>>135701940
huntsman blue steel
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>>135712458
Roccat pure desert strike
1800 dpi
1.5 ingame, 1 in the roccat software thing
1920x1200 borderless window
Um idk..Asiimov awp looks nice, i dont have it sadly ;_; I like the cartel ak i gotten from a friend tho
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>>135712458
deathadder chroma
2000
1
1680x1050
pic related
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>>135712458
>logi g402
>1620
>2.2
>1920x1080
>neon rider
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>>135712316
ty adolf hitler
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>>135712458
EC1-A
800dpi
1.6 sens
1920x1080
Dual Berettas | Retribution
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>>135713167
when will we get anime ak and m4s
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>>135713785
I want that too
Fuck anime galil
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>all these native resolution memers in this thread
oh wow
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>>135715236
stretched is literally a reddit meme
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>>135715283
>krimz
>flusha
>coldzera
>fer
>niko
>memers
ok
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>>135715389
literally all reddits boys lmao
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>>135715389
Yes, all memers.
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>i've abandoned 5 games on 4 accounts today alone
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r8
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>>135712458
Logitech G303
750
1.76
1920x1080
Picture related
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>>135713209
>1620
>2.2
>just fuck my shit up
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>>135713209
rank?
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>DMG
>never used an awp
>spend a day dming with the awp
>start buying awps and picking one up whenever i can
>start top/second fragging every game i play
>getting ez picks just going where enemy riflers go and avoiding their awpers
>rank up to LEM and still doing quite well might rank up to SMFC soon
This shit is so fucking easy holy fuck why didn't I start awping sooner?
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>>135717849
>happy
rofl, pick literally anyone else
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who /silver/ here?
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anomaly our guy
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>>135719145
Yea awping on 144hz is cheating after using it on 60hz for so long.
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Did anyone do the pickem yet? I don't really follow the pro scene.
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>>135721138
Don't bother, it's only for good goys.
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>mfw shitterbads think i'm smurfing
>i'm actually microhacking their faces off
wewest of the wew lads
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>>135720490
Speaking of which, what is /csgog's approved 144hz monitor?
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AREEE YOUUUU REAAAADEEEEEEEEuhhhhh
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>tfw i've abandoned 6 games on 7 accounts today alone
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>>135722470
Why do you care about what /csgog/ thinks?
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what does /csgog/ think of crouch shooting?
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>two rng players get one tapped while they're lagged out of the server
>caster thinks it didn't affect the round
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>>135724207
Stop watching that trash and come over to the second channel.
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>>135724613
straya
Also, the other match is fucking winterfox
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lmao wfx on suicide watch
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>>135725048
>greatest quake player of our generation reduced to playing meme games
quake is truly dead
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>Semphis without adderall
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>it's another casters and """"analysts"""" """"talking"""" and """"analysing""""
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>tsm failing the boost back up to drop like 5 times
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RATE MY CROSSHAIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS
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>>135727383
it's okay
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csgo is literally the reason i got fat desu
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>>135727427
It was anime for me
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>>135727427
burgers did it for me
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>It's a pansy episode
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You are given full control of all aspects of the game and are tasked with making the Negev / M249 usable. What do you do?
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>>135727673
explosive rounds
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>>135727673
change nothing. negev is amazing as is and m249 is a joke gun for nostalgic purposes
>>
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>>135727673
make it a little cheaper maybe
idk
probably change nothing
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Thorin Retweeted
Noelani @Noelani_Bradley 2h2 hours ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDI9MByIlsH/
thoorin has yellow fever
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>>135728141
He's retweeted pics from her specifically before. She's married to some moba nerd.
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>>135722470
vg248qe family
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>>135728141
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BDI9MByIlsH/
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deadest fucking thread
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>>135728141
>>135728240
>>135728446
Yeah, and we noticed, then this happened
https://twitter.com/Noelani_Bradley/status/706210894615810049
fucking lol
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>>135728638
thoorin just appreciates art of human body
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/xLuucyy/
what is this?
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>doubting based sick
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>>135728638
Literally no ass
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>>135729461
Lmao
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>>135729461
>Thorin whiteknighting in comments
WHAT? Did he get hacked or is he a legit cuck
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>doubting based sick
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anyone see that LELELELE wallbang
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>>135730083
YAM GOES HAM
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>it's a faze choke episode
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How do you fix this bombsite?
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tfw no night maps with flashlights or nightvision
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>>135730831
Not competitive enough.
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>>135731029
It would be an interesting factor to the competetive scene.
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the amount of 12-3 halves that are completely thrown away lately is astounding
what the fuck
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>>135730831
>no tactical shield
>no nightvision
why gotards
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>>135731204
>no buying ammo separately
gotards??
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Mous is an embarrassment
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>>135731352
I thought about adding that desu
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EU molly
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Why does Faze choke every time?
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>that flick from tim ta
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>>135730731
i honestly think its perfectly fine, just preaim/prefire common spots. once you've cleared spools and have ct smoked just spill on to the site.
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>>135729936
Just wants to maintain the stream of chink slut pics. The hero we deserve.
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>>135730731
remove spools or replace it with a box that can't be peeked over.
Nothing else besides that.
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faze is so ass i can't believe thorshit rated them over nip
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>>135731163
Sorry I haven't had much time to come up with diverse and exciting scripts. I've been reusing them quite a bit lately :(
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>>135731961
Are they so bad they will go out in groups this major?
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>he bet on faze
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>These casters
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Anyone else having problems betting on CSGOLounge right now?
Bots aren't working for some reason.
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>>135732021
no im sure maikememe and the always gdlk awper fox are going to put on a clinic at the major :o)
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>>135732104
good afternoon reddit
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>>135732118
Does CSGOL ever work?
>>
>>135732118
Welcome to CSGO betting
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>>135717849
>change Happy for apEX at least
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>>135732816
Why are you greentexting?
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>bought powerloader for $1.90
>sold it on a spike for $5.00
good profit, my dudes
>>
Man tsm are getting wrecked on these retakes by RNG. Doesn't bode well for their CT side I guess
>>
>mfw think that my skins are lost and mouse pull of an insane comeback
>>
>>135717849
Krimz for clutch
Dennis for Eco
Entry for Snax or apEX
>>
>>135733581
nah RNG is microhacking for sho
>>
So on CSGOLounge Betting:
When it says 0.5 for 1 for example, do I win in total 1.5 skins? It seems like easy money if I just keep betting for the higher odds team.
>>
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rate
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>>135733967
Go to bed kid, it's past your up-time.
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>>135734136
>>
>tfw you start dominating in DM without even trying
Christ I wish my comp ban was over already.
>>
All in dignitas
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>>135734021
ummmmmmmmm???
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tsm aren't very good at this map it seems
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>>135734964
>Valve Official DM
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>>135735516
>The new TSM
lmao
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>>135735516
i play exactly like tsm what am i doing wtrong???
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>>135735516
close relative to semphis here and i can tell you he wasnt in his right mind after being virtually raped by the shitlord olofmeister in twitter earlier this week
>>
ROBBAN
O
B
B
A
N
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Do Dig stand a chance on Train against Fnatic?
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>>135735903
link to this virtual rape?
>>
>faze
>dude I saw this vid on youtube lets try out these boosts
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>>135712458
Nice UC copypaste, faggot.
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>>135736483
lol
that jw play was retarded though
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>dude sorry guys id be doing so much better if i wasnt so FUKN DRUNK TONIGHT BRO
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caption this /csgog/
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>>135736928
when his blak dik biggar then 4 inches
>>
>be bad
>take meldonium
>get good
I love this meme.
>>
>>135736928
wtf these cheats suck
>>
rate me
>>
>>135737593
eu faceit?
>>
>>135737593
how to check that?
>>
>>135737056
shit
>>135737247
better
>>
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>>135722449
>mfw people call anyone shitter while microhacking
>mfw without hacks you're probably silver elite at best
>>
Is NikoSports vs Faze live? Because commentary fucking sucks I don't understand what the fuck they are talking about. Literally can't tell
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>>135737789
yes
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>you must wait (8) days to trade this item
>(8)
>eight
>EIGHT
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>>135738098
Good then :^)
>>
>>135737884
faceit/yourprofile or something
>>
Renegades
Renegades
Living life with Renegades
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>Faze is supposed to be a T2 team
>lost 12 out of their 13 last games
disband when?
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>>135739000
right after VP and NV :^)
>>
>AUS CS
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Missed Faze's CT half on D2. Do they still completely ignore short and lose every single round the T team pushes it?
>mfw their last game when they lost 2 5v3 and 1 5v4 because the T team just ran up short, planted and only had to hold CT/long.
>>
CLG vs Tempo Storm, TS has this in the bag right?
>>
Want to buy aimware but I'm poor. wat do????
>>
>>135739626
yes
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>>135739790
But LG are playing a match at the same time, how are they going to jump in to help out
>>
>>135739654
teamgamerfood /csgo/#download
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>>135740040
Wtf? What is a rootkit?????????
>>
>>135740138
It's a hack that makes you so good you'll establish roots within the pro scene.
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>>135740138
Go fucking flush yourself
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>>135740138
It makes your computer run faster so you can see people before they do
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>Splyce (Foil) | MLG Columbus (2016)
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>>135740040
This desu. Ted will hook you up my man.
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>>135739654
>wasting money on detectedware
>>
A D D E R A L L
>>
rng
lol
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>tfw a bushwacker says RNG is an elite team near me
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how the fuck did jks just get that 4k?
>>
>>135739931
during the timeout call
>>
>doubting based sick
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>>135740975
jks here, just macro'd a bit by accident, soz cunt
>>
>RNG
meme cristo on suice watch
>LOL team is shit
>CS team is shit
JUST
>>135740975
>NA CS
>play with advantages
>>
>vote for surrender
>everyone votes no
>someone else votes for surrender
>everyone votes yes
uh?
>>
>tfw horrible debilitating case of the swamp ass at work.
Someone please come shoot up my workplace so this misery can end
>>
>>135739654
just go to mpgh and download the latest public cheat
make sure you don't use it more than a week or two after release tho
>>
>>135741187
You're not a good leader.
>>
is this online or LAN?
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>>135741345
uuh?
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>>135741362
online
>>
>>135741516
shame
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>>135741362
EAN
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>CSGO Lounge odds
>real
>>
>its a TSM chokes away a 9 round lead episode
>>
>>135741187
>>135741404
How tall are you?
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>>135741762
7'2
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>>135741782
People don't really listen to freakishly tall people, you guys are jokes.
>>
>cheeky
>>
Alright, lads:
Cloud9 vs. OG
Who?
>>
>>135741979
Manlet, when will you learn?
>>
>>
You guys remember when the cz was stronk and we would post the
ECO'D
>ECO'D
ECO'D
meme? I sorta miss that
>>
>>135742029
Their org is Optic, not OG. OG is a completely different org.
>>
>>135742029
C9, more skill
n0thing > daps
ska > sandnigger
s2k > naf
shroud = rush
freak < stanislaw
>>
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sup /csgog/
im dotard and i have this key, how and where can i gamble it ?and can i gamble it at all since i dont have the game ?
Ill trust you to tell me on which team i should put it in
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>>135690901
>forgot to bet on fnatic
fuck me
at least i can max on their next game
>>
I can't believe flusha just tried to macro in a meaningless tourny like this a week before the major.
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>>135742562
F L U S H A
L
U
S
H
A
>>
nice olofboost
>>
>be aussie
>support rng
>they first ban overpass every single time
>they don't ban overpass against tsm
>lose final map on overpass
>they forcebuy more than nv, but don't win anywhere near enough to make it justifiable. However they usually cause enough damage to make another force justifiable economically
>they lose against forcebuys far too often
I feel like they win like 80% of rifle rounds. But play 25% of rifle rounds they should. And the bans, jesus christ, why.
They should've won that 2-0
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>>135742962
Thanks for the skins
>>
>>135742962
>should've won that 2-0
delusional fan pls go
btw jks should try to get on an NA team, great player
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>>135743118
what skins?
>>
>>135742962
>be aussie
Stopped reading right there. Neck you're're self
>>
>tfw didnt bet on fnatic -3.5 at 1.55
fucking hell that wouldve been a week's worth of food for me
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>>135743291
Map 1 they were up 13-11 then throw away a round by rushing B in a rifle round.
Map 2 was a stomp.
Not delusional to think they should've won it 2-0
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who /absoluteinsanedude/ here?
>>
our boi is streamingtv/ScreaM
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>>135743896
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
RIP
>>
>>135743896
thanks for the skines
>>
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Fnatic vs Dignitas on Overpass
What's the score?
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>>135744219
16 - (-2)
>>
fnatic are so good at memeing
truly our guys
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>>135744319
>>
What's the point of analysts and predictions when the game is completely RNG based?
>>
>>135744654
hype
>>
>>135744654
timefiller while lord flusha is eating a stick of butter between games
>>
>>135712458
>razer naga epic
>1200
>1.2
>1920x1080
>M4A1-S Hyper Beast, unless it can be a skin I don't own, in which case Butterfly Knife - Slaughter
>>
uhhhhh rip nip?
>>
>>135744779
but flusha is not american???
>>
http://www.hltv.org/match/2301488-gambit-hellraisers-dreamhack-masters-malm-2016-europe-closed-qualifier-2
>head to head
>hellraisers vs fraternitas
>>
>>135745523
>dosia
literally who
>>
>>135712458
zowie fk2
800
1.2
1440 x 1080
fire serpent
>>
is m1tch or nifty kawaii?
>>
>>135743840
>should've won it 2-0
>throw away a round by rushing B in a rifle round.
spunj is not a good igl and cobblestone is not a good map for them look at the stats.
Map 2 was a stomp, that is true.
Map 3? Not point out all the fuck ups they did there? Odd typical, fan being delusional.
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>>135746157
lolz1e is the kawaiiest
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>>135744219
Does that girl have a plastic leg?
>>
what are boots?
>>
>>135746240
what team is he playong on for the iBuyPower Summer Invitational? Oh he isn't? Well I guess he doesn't matter at all.
>>
>Be on adderall
>Code my own cheat
>Review demos
>Still lose
>Watch anime
>Win
Nice game, gotards.
>>
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>>135746875
>iBuyPower Summer Invitational
>matter
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>>135747032
can i purchase this>>135747032
>>
>tfw weed and cs are like peanut butter and chocolate
so good... so good
>>
>>135747221
yes http://badster.net
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>>135747032
how do you lose when you have cheats
wtf
>>
>>135747571
he's anime
animes are just THAT BAD
>>
whoa that heavy breathing from pansy...
why hasn't she been bred yet?
>>
any cute boys browsing?
looking for a cute bf
>>
>>135748102
blow me faggot
>>
what did you guys do during earth hour`?
>>
>>135749013
i-if you're cute I'd love to :3
>>
>>135747571
Always get untrusted mid-game and lose :^)
>>
>>135748102
a-are big thighs c-cute?
>>
>>135749943
if they're smooth and pale yes
>>
can u guys log inot csgolounge?
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>>135750085
umm....are small cocks cute too?
>>
>>135750227
very
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>>135750365
then am I cute?
>>
>>135750504
I don't know.Your thighs and penis are cute but you need more than that to be called cute
>>
>playing a premade with some randoms off my friends list
>win cache
>win mirage
>nuke is up...oooh boy
Nobody bothers to learn the map and they call it shit. Super fucking salty about it the entire game. 15-13 and they give up...
>>
>>135750567
o-oh :c
>>
>>135750863
You seem cute to me :).
>>
>>135712458
Logitech 302
800 DPI
2 sensitivity
800x600
D-default skins.
>>
>>135751194
ty anon
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>>135704170
Cobble is the worst map to both play and watch
>>
>>135746207
>spunj is not a good igl
I think atm SPUNJ is in an unenviable situation. He's basically taking too many roles in the team. He's the coach for their strats and practice, the demo analyser, the IGL, and the entry fragger a lot of the time. And until recently, was the PR face of the team
That being said, I don't know if he'd be that great an IGL even if all that was removed. I mean, their strats all seem fine, just the reading of the game while he's in it seems to be a bit off.
I think they need someone like threat, to exclusively be a 6th who just reads calls for them. And they have tried getting people from what I've heard. But what sort of nonshit IGL is out there?
>and cobblestone is not a good map for them
They play cobblestone well enough to pick it, I think, especially considering they beat TSM 16-7 on it a month ago. They're okay on it
>map 3 fuck ups
My point was that it shouldn't have gone to map 3, so the fact that they failed like 6 B hits from positions that were winnable if they actually knew how to get the bomb down against a team that's fallen back from site to water/graffiti/heaven and is blind most of the time without losing like 3 players isn't really surprising. Nor that they seemed to know how to play against forcebuys on both sides. Nor that they seemed to know how to play a ct force, unless you can count on jks going nuts every ct force
And if it did go to map 3 it shouldn't have been overpass. They've played overpass once in the last 6 months. This week. Against winterfox. So they've had lots of actual games recently against good teams on it. Reasonable to ban dust2 instead of it, which they have played 8 times since november for 5 wins
>delusional
If you say so
>>
>>135752504
this
cobble is fucking garbage. i'd take newke over it anyday.
>>
oh look I won another $10 bet on lounge but got no winnings
>>
>game of unsocialable frenchies
>one was a girl
>they bought deagle every round of t side nuke
>Abandon game after round 5
God I love europe
>>
>>135753568
I only get winnings if I bet underdogs. Maybe the csgolounge people are cashing out and slowly taking some of the skins while people still have faith in it before the drop the site
>>
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>>135754259
and of course now trying to get my skins back and conveniently all the bots I get queued with need to be "restarted"
>>
this lg/sl game is daaaank
>>
>>135754641
Unexpected error!
>>
niiiiftyyyy
>>
>casual missions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
GIVE ME BACK MY SKINS LOUNGE FUCK YOU
>>
>>135755203
>csgolounge
#stumped f4gl0rd
>>
>>135754641
Honestly, I have all the skins I want except for a knife so I'm just throwing away my extra skins I don't want on underdogs so it's whatever
>>
go selfless (our guys)!
beating the br monkeys (team reddo
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>>135754726
Agreed.
And yes, I DO put my money where my mouth is.
>>
>it's a diceroll
So like the entire game
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>>135755962
Where else do I got to bet all my 5 cent skins away?
>>
>>135755570
good luck with that 30 cents anon!
>>
>>135756058
I wish the spinny wheel roulette sites would take my 5 cent skins so I could lose them easier
>>
am i the only one still using a1s?
>>
>>
>>135756468
yes
>>
>>135756262
Honestly, they're just skins I want to toss out but selling on steam market seems like a waste
>>
>>135756468
possibly
>>
How to spot a shitter in one simple step:
>He uses the A1 over the A4
>>
>>135756468
I feel like I should use the A4 but the A1 just easier for me to use
>>
>>135747221
http://fadedcoder.com/
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>>135757186
>he uses steelseries
>>
>>135756468
I used the a1-s a lot, but I recently changed back to the a4 and I've been doing well with it. maybe I just get better RNG with the wider spray?
>>
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i miss them /csgog/
>>
this edshot machine
>>
is nip winning
>>
>>135758334
hey u can give them 2 me you kno? :/
>>
>>135758334
>falling for the featured jew
>>
>>135758646
i got it from having premium, i didn't pay extra for it
>>
>>135758719
does premium reduce the cute opskins gets?
>>
How do we fix this "pansy" problem???
>>
>friberg
>>
>>135758902
yeah, it goes from 10% to 5%, it was a significant amount when you're dealing with like 10k usd in skins and worth the 5$
>>
>>135758448
not in the script I got
>>
>>135759171
hmm. I might get that since i'm looking to sell ~500usd. does it reduce the price you buy at by 5% also? i assume not, but it would be nice to hope.
>>
>>135759321
nah, just for selling
>>
>>135759029
with breeding
>>
>>135759601
well i'll still consider it. ty for the info
>>
>>135759269
crikey
>>
magis fucking toggled
>>
GET FUCKED LG
UBER
>>
any word on when valve are going to ban SK for cheating?
>>
Magisboy? More like magicboy
>>
>>135760123
any word on when you're going to stop being a lil bitch?
>>
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>csgog got million dollar majors
>they don't know about the inevitable honeypot meta which goes with absurdly high prizepools in single events and the now joke prizepools in other ones
>>
>>135760123
k0nfig got cleared. take that as you willl
>>
>>135760656
don't post here ever again
>>
>>135760656
the other lans that matter are 750, 750, and 1.5, 1.5 mill, with the minors for teams who cant get to majors.
we ain't your doto failed tournament circuit
>>
>favelas got BTFO by selfless
whats goin on lads
>>
>>135761242
i guess they have FalleN :D
>>
>>135761242
they always assume they don't have to microtoggle against lesser teams and get dumped on
>>
>>135761438
>microtoggle
this meme needs to end
>>
>>135761530
it's some lolfag
>>
>FALLEN has armor, not head
>"glass cannon"
>>
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They said to use steelseries
>>
What rank is 144hz monitor is an absolute musthave on?
>>
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>144hz
>not FW900 master race
>>
>>135762096
>he isn't a 60hz global
>>
>>135762230
post a picture of your fw900
>>
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>>135761874
>using a steelseries rival
>>
>pretending you own some 200 pound meme crt
remember to get your head checked if you're not really stable
>>
Are the BRs on HLTV mad about dat sexy boost?
>>
>>135762336
The best player in the world use it. I bet you use logitech.
>>
>>135761874
Mine has the whole thumb area peeled off. I really don't mind the mouse other than that but fuck is that grip fucking trash. Soon as I have a mechanical problem with it I'm getting a final mouse.
>>
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>that aim while flashed
truly the tour de france of E-SPURTS
>>
>Its an LG microhack to win the map 16-14 episode
>>
MAINLINE
YOU WERE DANK WHEN YOU WERE JUST MNL
>>
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>>135761874
>using steelseries
>>
>>135762747
huh, last i checked krimz uses a zowie ec2-a. which I have.
>>
awww shit selfless
go you fucking good things
COME ON, ONE MORE
>>
mgasik is so blatant
>>
FUCK YEAH BOYS
HOWS NME FEEL GET KEKED BRS
>>
SELFLESS
HOLT SHIT
>>
FAVELAS BTFO
>>
LETS FUCKING GO BOYSSSS
Selfless Pride!
I hope ryu streams tonight
>>
>>135763049
>krimz best player
>zowie
that is worse than logitech
>>
Seeing how TSM pulled through last time, should I go for it?
>>
>>135763354
me too!
>>
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>eu cs
>>
>>135763497
adren is playing against this old team, but I think TL will out skill them
>>
adren good igl great aim
>>
>>135763693
Thats some silver plays right there if I ever saw them desu
>>
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>>135762878
>>
>>135763497
odds are bad
>lounge didn't add time to lg-selfless and I couldn't bet on selfless after tsm won
kill me famalam
>>
>>135761874
No. They told you to use a 300 not a 100 you poorfag lmao
>>
>>135717849
>no JW
why do you not want your skines and stickers yo be protected
>>
I... just can't bring myself to want to play comp I can never really enjoy it. Even people I know to some degree who beg me to come play in comp even after I warn them "hey I'm pretty crappy in comp" quickly turn on me because oh big shocker I'm doing pretty crappy.
I guess I'm just getting too old to be dealing with the kind of pressure it has.
>>
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>mfw NiP win the major
>>
>>135765527
warowl????
>>
>>135765332
hola reddit
>>
>>135765527
they're looking 100 times better since threat joined but not near fnatic
competition is dead, all hail olof and his ragtag gang
>>
>>135765831
because fnatic literally cheats
you know what i've noticed too? all fnatic fans are subhuman third worlders
>>
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help me out lads
>>
>>135766230
entry JW clutch Krimz its easy brah
>>
>>135766364
so the dream team is fnatic?
>>
what's wrong with esea eu
>>
>>135766461
guardian is still there
u should switch dennis for flusha/olof for final though
>>
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>>135690901
>Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
pretty rad thanks
>>
>>135766607
Just thinking that in the group stages it's always one of the shitters that wins those pics.
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>sickest flick of 2016
>literally not a peep from the casters
holy shit pansy needs to get fired
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>>135766663
you know theres a map for that, right? hahahahaha
>>
BASED PANTSY
FEMINISTS BTFO
MUH DICK
IM CUMBUCKETS
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I love pansy, she's cool
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>>135767176
>>135767082
what did she do?
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f0rest is still pretty good desu
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>>135766230
flusha flusha flusha flusha
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>>135767216
Was complaining about her unconfortable headset, and then saying """""feminism""""
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>Win bet, get no returns
>Lose bet, get nothing
What's the point
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>>135766230
nip
faze
nV
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If CLG manage to pull off this train map, NA will finally have a tournament with no foreign team making it past the first round for the first time that I can remember
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>>135766663
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scream is streamin boys
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>>135701550
>>135701805
>>135705186
>>135706525
>>135706559
>>135706573
>>135706642
>>135706709
>>135706713
>>135706762
>>135707491
>>135707660
>>135707752
>>135707958
>>135708072
>>135708227
alright guys its me again I got back from my date
it was a lot of fun and at the end there was almost an awkward goodbye but then I turned it around and we kissed and dry humped for a good 2 hours then snuggled for an hour and she just left
I sucked her breasts for a while and felt her pussy through her jeans but we didnt go directly on the genitals or get fully naked
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>>135768610
are you in highschool or what?
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>>135768610
>sucking tits instead of sucking a cock
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>>135766973
no i didnt hahahaha
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>>135768909
delete your windows install
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>>135765831
They always play close to Fnatic. 50/50 in a BO3 against them, I'd say.
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TUROK
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Describe CS:GO with a sentence containing only memes.
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>tarik knifing a hue pistol round
He's going to love twitter
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>>135768738
I mean I tried to escalate it but she was too shy
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>tfw you lost so many bets on c9 you realize you can't believe in america
post your match bets
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>>135769701
what's your rank senpaitachi
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>>135770035
smfc, 1700 hours, was a kissless virgin before today
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>>135770035
Silver 2 I spent 4 months working my ass off to get there from Silver 1
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>>135769730
>American team beats LG, TS and NV in the span of two days
How's that working out for you lately?
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>mfw s1mple isn't even the best player in liquid, let alone NA
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>>135770614
he's far and away the best player in liquid you dumb anime
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>>135770689
hiko?????? nitr0?????? KOOSTA?????
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>>135770814
yes, dear dumb anime, he's better than those three players
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>>135770904
lol show me all the valve tournaments he's come in first then, oh wait, it's 0?
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>>135771091
yeah somehow he's an unaccomplished youngster but still better than hiko lmao
>>
>>135771213
Yeah, that one time he lost F3 and DAT most of their matches with forcebuys was pretty skillful, right?
>>
>>135769730
Optic Gaming is American, you're betting American either way, friend
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>Try to clear inventory of junk skins
>Throw all of them at underdogs
>Make a profit
What the fuck
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>>135772202
u could give those junks skins 2 me mate :/
>>
>>135772270
>Wanting a UMP | Urban DDPAT FT and a M249 | Contrast Spray FT
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>>135772535
a skin is a skin :/
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>>135772668
They like like 5 cents on steam market
>>
>>
>>
>from 260$ inventory to 85$ in 3 days
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
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>>135773026
a fool and his money, etc.
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>>135773459
i made it from investing 15$ to buy entry skins
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>>135773026
>tfw just started betting but too scared to bet more than 2 dollars
how do you cope with those losses?
>>
IBP Holo AK Redline or MW Fire Serpent?
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>>135773603
started from the bottom now we 'ere
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>>135773714
fire serpent
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>>135773680
tfw my max bet is 1$
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>>135773680
the losses aren't so bad as the wins with no winnings
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>>135774251
>Bet on Selfless against LG
>Win nothing
>>
Is this IBP Invitational thing a contest to see who can throw the hardest? It's the only reason why I can see them using IBP's name for a tournament.
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keep in mind im a poor nigga and these are my 4 most expensive skins
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>>135774675
yeah sure, be another babby bettor throwing his most valuable skins away in a single swoop
>>
smash dat fuccin like button
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>>135775436
nice
he just knew where he was
that's gamesense if i ever saw it
>>
TRIGGERED
>>
>Sewage2k has 11 deaths
>when his team has only lost 1 round
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>>135775342
stfu fucking faggot
>>
why is csgo lounge so fucking retarded
>every case hardend with a little blue is a blue gem
>you always have to overpay by 20%
>everyone is trying to lowball
>>
>>135776142
I hate this blue gem shit especially with knives. I have yet to see one perfect blue gem on a knife.
>>
>>135775436
are you implying aimlock? lol
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>>135775436
what is this supposed to be
>>
>>135776447
>I have yet to see one perfect blue gem on a knife.
That's because it's been near impossible for it to happen on knives but now with the Bowie knife being released it's possible for 100% blue knife
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>>135712458
>zowie fk1
>400dpi 1.8sens
>800x600
>black laminate
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>>135776506
microtoggles
>>
>tfw no Factory New Flip | Night
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>>135777214
>tfw traded my flip marble fade with a bayonet doppler today
>>
>>135777214
>tfw no Factory New Ruby Doppler Karambit
>>
>>135777214
>tfw Factory New M9 | Blue Steel
Life's Good
>>
tfw no oven fresh loaf of bread
>>
>was supposed to win a dollar
>got nothing
Ive been screwed out of 3 doallrs today
>>
tfw no anime gf
>>
>Comp
>Enemy is 5 man party
>2 people on the enemy team constantly keep jumping out and headshotting instantly
>They all have less than 200 hours
>Only game is csgo
okay then
>>
do you guys think if i could get the spectator guy fired if i wrote an email saying my son had an epileptic seizure because that retarded nigger is switching pov to the music?
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>>135778141
nys
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>>135778224
hello twitch chat
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>>135778404
fys
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>>135778104
git gud
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>>135778141
maybe if you post on reddit
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>>135778141
Who the Prius dude? lol no he's cool with the ESEA guys. They love that shit too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
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>>135778104
get flushed step your game sense up scrub
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>>135776142
I hate lounge for trading
>put up trade looking to trade current knife for cheaper knife that I'm interested in
>only get one reply
>guy has no idea what my knife is almost like he didn't even look at my trade on lounge
>puts up his tiger tooth karambit
>starts talking about getting a steam admin to check my knife to "make sure it isn't glitched"
>posts a link to a steamcommunity copycat called steamcommunlty or some shit
>tell him to fuck off and that I'm not retarded
>block and remove him
>minute later 4 different accounts with the same name add me
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>>135778894
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>>135778894
hate to say it but reddit is infinitely better for buying/trading
sell on lounge for max profits though
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>>135778816
>>135778576
>2nd time guy has done a full 180 and instantly headshot someoen who is behind him
yeah, completely legit
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>>135779749
hello, silver
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>>135779749
>mad someone has a better gaming chair
you gotta have the right equipment for the job
>>
>win against LG
>lose against optic
literally a meme
>>
>stewie just charging headlong into B site
>>
>retaking 1v1
>has molotov
>knows last guy was on standard plant and doesnt throw moly over the wall to eliminate the most probable angle
why
its just like my gnm games where people buy 4 nades and die without using a single 1 whole rounds even in 1v1 or 2v2 retakes
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>>135781092
was this like a few hours ago?
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>>135712458
FK1
400
2.2
1024BB
AK Redline
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>>135781092
nade usage is hard
>>
Skadoodle?
More like SKANOODLE
haha :P
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>c9 coming back
>on tside
what the fuck happened
>>
>>135781995
the addy is kicking in desu
>>
>>
>>135782090
>saltphis pissed he got shafted because hes shit
>makes up bullshit
>people spout it
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>>135781995
they remembered they're playing optic
>>
>inb4 100th 12-3 2nd half choke
>>
yes there are literally no cheaters in csgo, not a single one
you fucking reddit retards
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>>135782401
>t. silver IV
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>>135782401
wtf why would anyone hack if they could get banned? lmao your retarded.
>>
>>135734021
8/10 not his best picture
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>>135763037
>that lack of discernable jawline
eehheheheheheh hheheeh
>>
Stewie3awps
>>
that C9 odds aylmao
I thought someone is injured but ok
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>>135782380
called it
>>
>game stops
>players leave
>0 fucking explanation, just le epik xD cameraman twitch autismo
fucking hate god damn esl
>>
>>135761874
Message customer support about it. Not even kidding.
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>tfw Jim Ross will never be an announcer for pro matches
>>
Chance of a Liquid 2-0?
TSM picked Cobblestone and they dominated Selfless on that map. Does Liquid know it?
>>
>>135779004
>clicking accept trade just to screenshot the last confirmation screen
you wild nigga
>>
>>135787320
Jim Ross got a lot less interesting
He did a PPV for New Japan and he has toned down the yelling because he is old as fuck
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>>135787593
kek
you still need to confirm the trade on your mobile app tho
of course his profile has gorillion comments "+1 rep, fast and good trader!" lmao
>>
???
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>>135787721
What's a good $70 knife?
>>
Is slypce destroying selfless right now? I have a hundoo on ma boy professor chaos
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>that moment when you do a 4K and die and their bottom fragger aces your entire team
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>>135787835
Didn't mean to quote
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>>135787835
i wouldnt know, im british
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>>135787869
>do 98 damage to an enemy
>all 4 teammates die to him and he gets the defuse
THE GUY HAD 2HP HOW COULD YOU 4 PEOPLE NOT FUCKING KILL HIM
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>>135788060
ah poor fella, you'll git gud someday
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I have about $120 in steam wallet, is steam market the only place I can buy a knife with it?
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>>135787806
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>>135788615
spend it on a better game csgo is a meme game
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What le fug
>>
which game are we watching?
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>>135789326
Liquid to dumpster shitsm
>>
adren getting his revenge
>>
>that splyce sticker
>>
>shitquid losing to tsm
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>>135788884
I don't buy games on steam, I buy keys
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>>135790085
and then what?
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>>135790184
I mean, I buy cd-keys from site because they're cheaper
>>
>>135789903
It's a bo3 and dust is a puggy as funk map
Wouldn't be surprised to see them closing it out on CT though
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>>135790254
so what is the point of putting money in steam wallet?
>>
>8-0 lead
>end the half 8-7
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>>135790335
I bought a $150 worth of steam wallet for 80% cost
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>>135790335
He could've sold drops or something in the market
>>
>>135790423
uhmmmm, you didn't answer the question....?!
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>>135790498
Because i got a good deal on it? Now I'm figuring out how to spend it
>>
Wow how is selfless destroying this hard
>>
>>135790612
you could have spent $0 and saved even more money, goy.
>>
>>135790758
Guess, I'll just let the money sit there forever then
>>
goddamn sick has like no game sense. they need to replace him asap
>>
>>135790738
Because they're up against Splyce
>>
fns with a nice toggle
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>>135790923
I haven't followed NA but they seem pretty good desu
>>
>>135712458
>mouse
Razer Deathadder 2013
>dpi
400
>in-gsme sens
3.5
>res
1024x768
>fav skin
really don't care
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>>135791240
bet you cant hit shit with that high ass sens
>>
>i bet on tsm
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>He all in on Liquid
>>
>tsm
wow
fucking
wow
>>
T S M
S
M
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>FNS
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>>135791563
I've used small mousepads my whole life so I'm used to it by now.
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>>135791563
same sens as f0rest
>>
>tsm
>>
Just got dropped an FN sun in leo
coolio operation pays for itself again :)
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>people unironically thought koosta was better than adren
lmfao
>>
>>135793057
koosta is a distinct step down, adren must have stolen pudding or snack cakes from hiko or something
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>TFW SKIPPED BETTING ON SHITQUIT TO BET ON SELFLESS
NICE LA
>>
liquid literally microhacking
>>
>>135793434
he was hyped up like stewie, except even thorin thought koosta would be a huge asset to liquid.
>>
you simply can't win with a poo in loo like FNS on the team
>>
F N S
N
S
>>
I can always rely on simple to save my skines.
>>
TSM snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Seriously what the fuck happened on round 29
>>
>>135794173
>>135794206
I'm convinced he's throwing
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>>135793971
>thorin
>>
>>135794416
the underdog can't throw, it would make no sense
>>
CHAOS
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>>135794546
my bad
thoooooorin
>>
and to think that twitch ads couldn't get any worse
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>>135794732
>not using an ad blocker
what the fuck?
>>
>>135794580
I dont know how else to explain it. I can remember at least 3 times he's fucked up majorly on simple things(the most obvious being round 29).
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>>135794580
they can, you just don't win as much. you guarantee the loss.
>>
Is there any way to make my monitor settings (brightness, contrast, etc...) only change for when I'm playing CS GO and not doing something else?
>>
SELFLESS THROWING RIPPEPPERONI
>>
>>135793971
I don't think I've ever seen thorin make an accurate prediction
>>
>>135794896
I'm talking about the ads that play between matches I probably should have worded it better. I'm talking about all the le pic gameer xD ads that play before darude sandstorm starts playing during intermission in every pro match.
>>
fuck cevo for playing this shit song and fuck olofmeister for making me thing of the ocsozinko version
>>
>>135795092
ah yeah, they're fucking awful
>>
>>135795191
They literally had an ad for VR and it had fucking Clown9 playing some shitty horror game as part of the ad. Looked like something you'd see on Law and Order or CSI
>>135795131
come watch IBP invitational we had darude sandstorm playing now it's elevator music
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>>135795348
that's what i'm talking about. ibp is run by cevo, and sandstorm has the olof song
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>>135795462
>that's what i'm talking about. ibp is run by cevo, and sandstorm has the olof song
Well I'm retarded then and you're retarded for not liking sandstorm.
>>
>>135796046
>FN Dragon Lore?
Either FN StatTrak Howl or FN Souvenir DLore
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>>135796046
ask for dosh
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>>135796046
whatever it is, make it impossible to get otherwise, such as rather than a fn dragonlore, a st souvenir dragonlore.
or something really dumb like a m9 bayonet | howl BSalso nice meme, they give out little emblems for that type of shit
>>
Gg selfless throwing rip skinnies
>>
>gnm
>gn3 RL friends invite me to a session
>MG2 sitting there smugly
>ask if he's good for his rank
>"yeah anon his great"
>he bottom frags
>they all anchor
>round 6 i'm 10-4 and they're all 0-5
>carrying off sheer anger alone
>finish 38-6 against mg1s
>derank the next game
how does ELO work that I do so well the first game and then against GNMs I top frag, lose, and somehow derank.
also the lesson I learnt: playing with RL friends is not a good idea, I think i'll buy a smurf account to play with them in the future.
>>
>>135796275
st souvenir is a good one I might do that
If you're polite & have reported multiple things they'll work with you. There is someone with a TF2 hat with an unusual effect that shouldn't be applied to it
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>>135780115
>gaming chair
>not gaming socks
How can you call yourself a true pro?
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>>135796657
yeah, but they do the thing like they do for map makers, you get a little pin you can display
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>>135796385
>play with RL friends
>they're all LE or DMG while im stuck in MG1
>they constantly invite me to play
>i always bot frag and fail to clutch rounds
why do they keep inviting me
>>
>>135797537
Do they play seriously anon? They might believe you have enough skill or simply like you enough to allow you to anchor in hopes it helps you improvewhich it undoubtedly does
my friends are shitters who want to play strat roulette and grief.
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>FNS saying simple's whole team hates him
>simple calling him e.t.
lmao
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>>135796385
>yadda yadda
>i'm pretty good / everyone else is bad
>win game
>demoted
It's same as starcraft probably. If you're win streaking/lose streaking REALLY hard they won't re-distribute you in a new skill group untill your MMR/ELO is x amount "certain" according to their code
You win W-L-W-L-W-L it has high certainty you're placed in the right skill group. People in dota like to complain about "muh forced 50/50" when in reality they just have peoples MMR figured pretty well out after a few hundred games
>>
>>135796046
Something ridiculous like a Phase 2 Huntsman
>>
i always lol @ elige's item names
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>>135797657
>my friends are shitters who want to play strat roulette and grief.
Strat roulette seems fun
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>>135798221
>>
>>135798221
>that knife name
so adorable x3
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>>135798302
wow, it used to be a lot wose than that like 6 months ago, most stuff was intricate things that only work if you're the author and know what they meant.
>>
C9 has Irukanji, stewie, and n0thing calling
Liquid has only Hiko.
...
>>
How many 5 v 3s have TSM lost now? I've lost count
>>
Simple forgot how 2 aim
>>
>>135799365
spoke too soon senpai
>>
>>135799365
you sure bro?
>>
S 1 M P L E
1
M
P
L
E
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It's simple, just shoot at their head.
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the fukk was that? Simple NA
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>>135799564
>>135799570
>simple starts microhacking
>somehow means he knows how to aim
WEWEST OF LADS
>>
>>135799775
>implying a retarded russian mongoloid can figure out how to buy a hack, manage it, and hide it
>>
>>135799898
kek
>>
>>135800341
dont get meme
>>
>>135800653
silver kings is what he wanted to point out I think
>>
>>135800653
post the pic
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>>135800813
oh , very good
>>
>>135773714
aquamarine is better than both
>>
now that the games are over, come watch our girl
twitch/sapphire
>>
>>135787835
I got some Shadow Daggers - Night field-tested for $70 on the market and I get tons of compliments on them because they look way cleaner than field-tested.
>>
>>135801431
former owner of both
yes and know that
>>
Kek. I have Comcast. I got a couple 5TB externals and decided to fill them with porn. You can't torrent it fast enough. I started getting one month subscriptions to sites, downloading the entire site, and then cancelling. My collection currently includes all of x-art, digital desire, babes, eroticax, HD love, sex-art, and I'm working on getting all of Diesel (Wow and 18onlygirls) at which point I'll have filled the drives. All pics and all videos, all in the highest resolution available. It's far, far, far more than I ever could watch or ever would watch. Comcast has yet to say shit and 300 gigs in a given night is not abnormal while I'm doing this at all.
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>>135801602
Shadow daggers are really ugly desu
I'd take a plain bayo or huntsman any day
>>
dl some modeling sites that include little girls
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>>135802446
you're really ugly;_;
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>>135802549
no chill senpai xDD
>>
Best viewmodel?
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>>135803269
Default you retard.
>>
>>135803269
Quake.
>>
Is the M4A4 better than the M4A1?
>>
>>135803420
>>135803542
is this from reddit ??
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>>135803269
Gangster
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>>135803590
Yes, for medium distances and below.
>>
>>135803590
yes
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>>135803542
made me kek
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Guys i suckNot dick, sadlywhat to do?
>>
read the op
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>>135804064
Suck dicks.
>>
Who of you fags did this? imgur.com/r/DotA2/PNCYhLA
>>
>>135803685
>>135803862
I'm usually a lurker, but I realize that now I must speak. What are our chances? Much higher than they were last year. How much did our chances dip tonight? A few percentage points at most. Are we likely to win? No, we've never been. We're supporting an underdog candidate. And an underdog is always down. Until. That. Changes. The greatest thing that we've lost tonight is our own perception. If we keep our chins up, the math is about the same as it was yesterday. What's the plan? We persevere and keep the hope up in our fellow supporters. The Sanders campaign has been dreading the Ides of March for a while now, but from tonight onwards the terrain becomes Sanders terrain. Hillary Clinton has to play as the underdog in next 9 states or so; she gets to feel like how we did in the South. Statistics continue to show that we overperform in our favorable states, and THAT is not going to wane. If we hold on to our big leads in these states, we'll be thinking of tonight like we do South Carolina, and our momentum will become something unseen before with BERNIE SANDERS WIN after BERNIE SANDERS WIN with no respite. If we make that happen with a strong, encouraged following against an "inevitable" candidate who only seems to lose, more favorable delegate-rich states will be ours to win. The gap is going to be picked at more and more over the next few months with few exceptions, and what was once insurmountable will eventually be within striking distance. The trend for us is only going up as the American people get to know Bernie more and more. Our future is as bright as we think it will be. Our campaign has shown that nothing is impossible, and that will only become more true in the coming months. We have a shot, and that's exactly why the media is going to (for about the millionth time or so) say the exact opposite. Welcome to the Political Revolution. We bern dimly tonight, but the flame has yet to come.
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>>135805063
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>>135805063
that's some gay shit bruh lmao
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>>135805267
No. No. You just wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, it’s not “gay.” Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. “GAY” CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR “GAY” IS YAOI. Just because I’m eleven doesn’t mean that I can’t be a perv. I’m mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn’t live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I read a fanfiction where the seme (that’s the dominant male in the relationship.) fingered the uke. (that’s the smaller guy.) He used four fingers. That’s to prepare him for sex. I’M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I’m NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fucking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You don’t even use the right word for yaoi. It’s not gay. Do your research. By the way, gay porn is disgusting. It’s nothing like yaoi and it’s unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It’s disgusting. Fuck all of you. I’m eleven and I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about the origin of yaoi and you don’t. Fuck you. Fuck off
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why people hack?
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>>135712458
>2013 deathadder
>500
>1.2
>1152x864 stretched
>the new a4 skin looks pretty sick
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>>135807895
Because they're weebs
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wish valve would make mm servers 128 tick already
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>7 posts in an hour
/csgog/ is american
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5. No one loves you
4. You're a social outcast
3. You will never be successful in life
2. Your parents actually don't Love you.
1. You go on /csgog/
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>>135810398
thats pretty rad
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>>135810398
well at least you got 2 of them
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>>135810398
to be honest this is true and im crying watching steels stream thinking about how right u are. thanks
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so what did you guys have for dinner? was it healthy?
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>>135811343
almonds, the true gamerfood of nuts
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>>135811343
i made pizza. so no it wasn't but it was delicious
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>>135811427
homemade pizza CAN be pretty healthy, it's all the grease and low quality ingredients that make it unhealthy, also the amount consumed.
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>>135811403
just almonds? you had an entire meal of pure almonds?
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>have negative kd
>play for shits and giggles
>tie
>rank up
???
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>>135811667
still kinda full from breakfast, so i guess. just snacking.
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why do pros jiggly around when they hold an angle? why don't they sit still like steel?
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>>135811343
i stopped back on the way from work and got jack in the box
ultimate bacon cheeseburger with curly fries and a dr. pepper
it was alright
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>>135812048
i do it out of habit. if you make small movements like that when holding shift you don't became inaccurate
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>>135812048
it's the addy
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>>135812089
you should have held up the csgog tradition and posted a pic of the burger
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>>135811343
my mom made lasagna
I don't think it is very healthy but she used fresh ingredients
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>>135811343
I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and ordered boneless wings with no sauce on them and then dipped them in ketchup
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>>135812048
Steel sits still because he's a literal alcoholic and is drunk for every stream.
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>tries using 800dpi x 1.5 because our boy Joshua "steel" Jew uses it
>instantly become a better aimer
LOL @ people still falling for the low sensitivity bullshit
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