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2016-03-21 02:53:43
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/MzOsYKZ.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Embed] [Embed]
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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First for memes will rise again
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>135914683
fuc koff
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can someone link me to hype announcer soundboard
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toggle time LG
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>>135915739
LG not even playing tho
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>>135915778
they're but its not in lounge
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>betting against god p1mple
smdh
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>n0thing flashed himself with his own pop flash
What the fuck is going on
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>>135916331
weed
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WHERE IS SEAN?
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>HE BET ON KEK9
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why don't cloud9 have any rounds???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJrc2lgoc8
Daily reminder
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SEAN THE ADDY
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*smacks lips*
YO CHINK WERE DID YOU PUT THAT FUCKING ADDY
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ready for stewie pushing smoke fa-m
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is freak on the way out of c9 once the contract expires?
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Is this where Cloud9 microtoggles?
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>Cloud 9 destroys Optic
>Cloud 9 destroys Selfless
>Cloud 9 is currently 0-8 against Liquid, who almost got bodied by CLG
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>>135917019
Who would they replace him with?
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>the highest paid team in north america
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>teammate has enemy distracted
>decide to go for knife
>enemy turns around and hoses me down the second I pull out my knife
FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME
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>>135917019
Considering he doesn't perform well and just ate some shit PR for the team, it would be the best move for them
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>>135917121
literally anybody
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>>135917092
Optic is a mix team of rejects
Selfless was originally a premier team, even with koosta
CLG is no longer relevant after TS/LG entered the scene.
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>>135917121
if they want some cheap players they could get someone from renegades
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freak finally got his addy but it's not enough
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>>135917121
any LEM in MM
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"""""""""casters curse""""""""""
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FREAK IS MAD
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>fREAKAZOiD: I miss when NA was for NA players
damn...
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lmao looks like freak needs another seminar
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What did he mean by this?
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Stewie3k
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where's all the addy freak edits? come on
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>>135917573
he tryna be a bully
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KOOSTA
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>>135917540
>>135917573
Is cloud9 in full tilt?
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>>135917573
the addy making him hallucinate
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>>135917772
no one has made new ones
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>ska
>hiko
>tarik
>s1mple
>shroud
>sgares coach
literal godtier na team that would actually be able to compete internationally
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>>135918056
>tarik
>hiko
what
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my name is Stewie I like to choke I could help my team but I died in the smoke
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tfw the dream dies
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rip 16-0
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Cloud9 toggling those cheats
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>it's a 12-3 episode
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>>135918056
Tarik is garbage and ska has been playing like shit for a while.
Use nitro and JDM instead.
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>>135918189
best entry fragger and second best rifler behind s1mple in na
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>stewie5k
>there's a legit team that wants this kid
lmao NA cs
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SEEEAAAAAAN
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triple ot game inc
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>3-12
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>>135918505
>inc
what does that mean?
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>freak does the same exact push at least 5 rounds in a row
>he still gets kills from it
kind of fucken server is this?
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>>135918616
incest
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FREAAAAAAAAK
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Looks like cloud9 finally toggled
>>135917573
Obviously the server took a while to boot up their microhacks
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>>135918651
>triple ot game of incest
hot
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NO
BULLIES
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLOWED
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thanks sean
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when the addy kicks in
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haha tricked you guys, I actually wrote a comeback script for this map xD
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>>135918872
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>>135918938
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this 12-3 comeback script is so fucking stale
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need more freakazoids for my freak folder
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>>135919084
Maybe dust is just a fucked map
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Don't let this happen Liquid
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dust mouret is the worst fucking caster currently
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dont let p1mple win fuck
why is this guy reddit as fuck
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Freak always dying first
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>>135919456
He's the entry fragger retard. It's literally his job to get traded.
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>>135919535
why would you have a player who's job it is to die?
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>>135919649
get info and open up the map
GO BACK TO FUCKEN REDDIT
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>>135919535
no an entry fragger's job is to get kills and then get traded but all freak is doing is dying as soon as the round starts
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does c9 have the magic
is c9 the new nip
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n0thing has the most obvious aimlock I've ever seen
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freak will win this for us
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>>135919752
was getting killed part of your plan?
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simple chokes in the important games
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stewie is so mean bros
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>>135919854
whats it like being silver
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>>135919775
He's top fragging and is at 17-18 on the second half of a map they've been losing on. He's literally doing exactly what he's supposed to be doing.
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>>135919963
I'm SMFC
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>>135919854
yep he's just nano toggling.
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this game has become all about the AWP. it revolves entirely around whoever gets the awp pick early in the round/who has the better awper.
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>>135920219
i guess that's why nv is winning everything
LOL
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this comeback script is old
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>Shroud just hanging out near spawn when a bomb plant and retake was going on
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>>135920374
it's literally impossible for pro cs go to be scripted, otherwise the government would step in.
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this is so fucking terrible
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What maps do you queue for?
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>>135920510
it's literally impossible for pro wrestling to be scripted
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Why did I bet on this game
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>n0thing cant even spray one guy mid round behind 2 guys
>gets all these """"""""clutches"""""
gotards?
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>>135920510
script writer here, we provide generous bribes to prevent that
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>>135919963
do you feel stupid now
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>>135920575
overpass, cache, cobble, inferno
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>>135920575
Every single de_ map because I'm not a fucking noob
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>>135920575
cs_backalley
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>>135920638
only whiffs when he lets go of his mouse to hit the bong
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>>135920575
Inferno and Nuke.
I sometimes play Cache and Overpass aswell, but only with 5 mans, because I feel communication is very important on Overpass and I can't play Cache too well yet (strat-wise)
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>>135920583
that's completely different, this is portrayed as a sport.
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>>135920575
Dust 2
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>>135920575
All of them besides dust2. Still means a shit ton of Mirage and Cache though
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NORTH AMERICAN COUNTER-STRIKE
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>>135920575
Cache, Mirage, Overpass, Train, Inferno.
I don't like Cobblestone and adding Dust2 means like half my games would be on it
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>>135920841
>>135920850
Always hated Dust 2 and Mirage, not for their layouts but because I hate the colours of those maps and I feel like my eyes are unable to differentiate between Puke Brown and Shit Brown.
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COMBEK
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>elige top fragging
that's when you know you fucked up
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the addy is strong in this one
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This is hard to watch t b h, worse CT side than a MM solo queue would have.
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>server doesn't even have the right time between rounds
nice tournament gotards
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is skadoodle serious with this bunnyhop?
lmao
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skabooble
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I'M SO TIRED OF THIS LIQUID OT MEME
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>ska has a smoke for door
>bunnyhops across instead
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ska had a smoke?
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>>135921352
It isnt a nice tournament, it is shit.
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Ah, they must have decided on the overtime script at the half. Kudos to the writer for match.
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>>135920575
vertigo
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>>135920575
>all operation maps
>mirage
>overpass
thats it
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>>135921472
I wish he had been banned when he should've been.
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>>135921472
>>135921473
ska is basically autistic
even his awp hasnt been that sick lately
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>>135921472
ska should have been banned anyways
:^)
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hiko
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god dammit stewie
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>>135921823
nah, i can say for sure he was the only one that was manipulated into it
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>>135921924
ska stop posting you're supposed to be playing a match
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>freak goes to a bullying seminar
>becomes the best fragger on c9
wot
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>tfw the inferno remake could be objectively the best map in the game but you just know Valve will fuck it up
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>not buying a mag 7
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>>135922207
learned how to bully more effectively
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holy faack stewie literally spaz what beta cuck
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>>135922208
will probably get fps drops everywhere like outside newke
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>>135921924
and swag wasn't?
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>le triple OT script
fuck this meme
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>>135922450
please, he was a 17 year old white kid who listens to a lot of coon tunes and even has that nigger ass name "swag"
he knew what he was doing. he wanted to be a tough guy
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>tfw eu cucks are asleep
>tfw its a comfy na and friends thread
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>>135922601
im eu though
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>Bet on this match
>Literally having micro heart attacks
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>imgur in op
>pastebin
Can you not be a fag?
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>>135922601
Im eu and awake, literally lmaoing at na cs, u cuck
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where does p1mple live in NA
liquid house? with lol team?
>>
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>>135922830
in your moms house
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>>135922830
Ye, i think.
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>>135922725
tell me about it dude. if Liquid loses I'm FUCKED
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>>135922208
>take inferno
>completely destroy the aesthetic for an ultra colorful palette
>add retarded lanes and walls nobody asked for
>ruin old lines of sight
>add a million props
>make the map worse than it was before
>dont even test it so there's glitches everywhere.
>release it for professional play
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>>135922725
why does c9 always do this to me
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>>135922952
how the fuck are you going to afford to eat and pay rent now
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>these casters
If they're gonna have them cast from home they could at least get some decent casters
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>>135922953
>add it to a major randomizer pool the week of a major
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>>135922979
>>135922952
Pretty sure I'm going to quit betting after this game, I can't handle the stress. I just want to go back to watching games for fun
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>>135922601
EU here laughing at NA
get fucked :^)
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Is there any way to mod the AK sound so its not completely awful clipping ear abusing trash?
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>>135923141
Volume setting
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>>135923082
>bet low
>win
>bet high
>lose
every fucking time im either cursed or csgl is in on this
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>>135923067
>replace a good map for it
>start working on ruining the next map
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>>135923060
i dont fucking know dude! gonna have to take out another loan and hope i get lucky during the major
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>>135923260
>Bet small
>Make a small profit
>Feel confident
>Throw a large bet
>Lose it all
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
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>>135923210
Nah its the actual mixing of the AK sound itself.
Fucking awful at anything above mute.
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>>135923574
turn this on. keep it on.
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>s1mple going for a knife
One of these days it's going to cost them a match
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Freak saving that valuable p250
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>>135924043
>electing literally hitler
stupid ameridumbs
at least we accept others into our country because we are real humans with empathy and compassion
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>>135924043
Im not from that part of eu
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>>135914392
>http://i.imgur.com/MzOsYKZ.png
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>doing pickem
>vp vs g2
what did you pick senpaitachi
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>>135924216
>an ACTUAL cuck is posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
I'm shocked.
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>>135924629
G2
VP winning would be 100% luck
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i can't anything good to fap to
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>>135924629
Good goy
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>>135924795
here you go famm
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>>135924795
same. someone post some traps pls
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>>135925027
My boner just disintegrated
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>>135924795
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>>135925027
why doesn't she cut her hair?
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>>135925170
We grimesposting?
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what the fuck was that groaning sound?
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Timeout for Cloud9's second round of Addy
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>>135925274
no
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#addyup
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whats with esea and other things like faceit why not just play mm?
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>>135925437
Better anti-cheats
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>>135925437
the main reason is that it's not 128 tick
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>>135925437
p. sure most people just do it for 128 tick.
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>>135925389
had to restart the game to inject the aimbots
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>>135925437
ESEA has 128 tick and better anti cheat though it's also a botnet
faceit has worse servers and the same amount of cheaters but at least you can pretend it's better than MM
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why is it whenever i leave i come back to everyone happy to be using a harvey nigger thread?
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Are Boostpass 2014 souvenirs worth anything? Just grabbed this for 66 cents (FT).
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>>135925530
>>135925543
>>135925552
does it really make that much of a difference though?
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>>135925615
t. NA shitter
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>>135925437
>>135925615
Popflash where we at???still waiting on AU servers
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>>135925768
wrong
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>>135925623
because you're literally the only super autist that cares enough
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Shitty2k lmao
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>C9 hates s1mple enough to get good to beat him
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glad I bet on liquid just got the script from my buddy and the freak and simple drama was staged to set up this match simple will get revenge against the mean american bully
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>>135925724
ESEA's anti-cheat is allegedly really good, because their client is essentially an anti-cheat with matchmaking thrown in. The software is super invasive though.
128 tick does make a difference, that will be more or less noticeable depending on how much you've played and how good you are. Hit up a community server with 128 tick and you should notice it.
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C9 is all addied up now
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>>135925724
it does for me. at least my tapping style is less shit on 128 tick compared to 64. also spraying seems to be better as well as prefires
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>>135923394
I need to fucking frame that quote and put it on my wall. One of my favorite quotes from that game
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genius of csgo?
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I'd be more ok with scripting games if they didn't make it so obvious
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does LG even play in ESEA
these guys are blatant af
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This game can't be legit, it has to be scripted, I mean no one is that bad.
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>>135926863
pretty sure most pros switched to FPL
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wtf what that noise?
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>>135926945
Why is that
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What is with these occasional groaning sounds? Is Freak finally turning into an addy demon or some shit?
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>>135927029
fpl offers a monthly cash prize of like 10k usd split between the top 3 players and another 5k on the next 12 players iirc
then all the pros play faceit which is a shame because faceit servers fucking blow compared to cevo
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>>135927029
so they can further insulate themselves from the up and coming talent that's threatening to put them out of jobs
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>>135927029
better competition and they win money
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>>135927029
worse anticheat
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>>135927029
toggle
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>>135924216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOSHnksqAQ
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>>135927586
fucking britcucks man
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What is this song that's playing on the stream?
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>>135927586
>britcucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg
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>>135927842
Adele - Hello
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>>135927853
>hooliganism is an offense you can be charged with
top cuck
i wonder what the sentence for monkey shines is
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>>135927659
>>135927586
>>135927853
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>>135927586
>>135927853
>import a bunch of muzzies
>they take over parts your land
>i-it's still our country!!!!
>please be gentle!
>scared of fucking knives
brits are such a joke
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post songs you to while you microhack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iepz4gFLyNo
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kind of fucken script is this?
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kind of fucken hiko is this?
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kind of fuckin meme is this?
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>liquid is top 1 na
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>tec9
kind of fucken balance is this?
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>it's a 3-12 episode
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This is unwatchable, they are just too bad.
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>>135929520
>>135929683
>>135929232
who care...
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>not realizing liquid has been playing all day and usually this would be a 50-50 matchup
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mistakes were made
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Is this this Team Liquid or silvers?
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https://twitter.com/Liquid_s1mple/status/711784150911492099
rip
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>>135930019
staying up 40hrs before a day of matches probably isnt the smartest thing eh you fucking vodkanigger
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lol
https://twitter.com/Liquid_s1mple/status/711784150911492099
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>>135930231
>>135930019
haha NA CS am I right
nigga need some addy
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>>135930019
>>135930231
>Implying he didn't bet skins against himself
Did you see his inventory?
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>>135930617
I only know that he gets shit from his viewers 24/7
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Eco Cobra Hisssss
>>
STEWIE3K
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tfw our guys are losing
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aye so what happened w/ c9? typical embarrassing performance from weed?
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Well, I'm done betting. I threw the last of my junk spare skins at Liquid. At least my inventory is clean looking now
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>>135930209
did you see the schedule liquid had today?
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>>135931203
Thanks for the skins. :)))
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>>135931187
about to win
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>>135931278
what about dust2?
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>>135931237
They were 4 4 cent skins
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wtf shroud?
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THE WAAAAAAAAR IS OOOOVAAAAAAAAR
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>they doubted americas favorite
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FUCK THIS
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>>135931319
ended up ot 17-19, didnt watch. they won cache and train by a convincing margin
>dat shroud silver run spray around 2 corners
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WHAT A GOD OMFG
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>>135931373
BURABURABURABURABURABURABURABURABURABURABURABURA
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cevo probably has the worst in house casters and the lowest production value but their casts are my favorite.
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>>135931358
Nevermind, they were 4 4 5 and 4 cent skins, have fun with them
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>>135931617
if it makes you feel better I'll just end up losing them betting on Envy.
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>>135931732
I have a spare m4a1 Nitro, should I bet that too? I like it but I don't use it
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>>135931601
what makes a caster good?
>>
remind me again how hiko and koosta are pros?
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>>135932078
hiko is le inhuman reactions man
>>
I don't play CS GO but I was just curious to know about how many people hack in this game, especially in ranked. Seems to me like a big incentive for hacking.
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>>135932249
If you're not hacking, you're not playing the game correctly
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somebody please buy my fn cz75 yellow jacket on the steam market
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>>135931915
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
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what's so bad about hades? i've noticed that a lot of people hate him.
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>>135933090
i dont know stop asking me
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>>135933135
o-oh
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Dude dazed is pretty attractive.
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>>135933090
>>135933413
>not watching vinesauce
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is sucking dick gay?
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>>135933557
stop shilling
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>>135933606
baka
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>>135933413
>>135933557
>>135933606
>not watching call of duty
>more viewers
>more action
>less camping
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>>135933685
link? i'd be interested in what cod looks like now
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>>135933557
He's hit or miss
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>>135933798
lumberjack sim rn
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>>135933881
Vinesauce is never good when they actually play good video games because I'd rather just play it myself
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>>135933668
dweeb
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>>135933947
that's why sunday is the only good day to watch, and vinny is the best one
>>
>>135933668
weeb
>>
>>135933413
>>135933557
>>135933606
>>135933685
>>135933798
>>135933881
>>135933947
>>135934073
>not watching old WWE matches
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>>135934438
>watching wrestling
you're either a redneck or 10
kys
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>>135934438
breh
what are you watching today
>>
>>135934554
been watching Hogan's old matches all weekend to celebrate his victory over Gawker
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>>135934610
but all his matches are shit
>>
>>135934438
>not watching American Gladiator episodes
>not watching Legends of the Hidden Temple
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>>135934717
sounds like you aren't a Real American
>>
columbus cant come soon enough i want to kill myself
>>
sitting here in esea queue all maps for 25 minutes thinking maybe i should just go mm and play against spinbots instead atleast i'll get to play u kno
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>>135934438
I used to watch WWE so I had something to talk to about with this girl, it was fucking stupid to watch
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>>135935328
lmao of course i get a match just now
of course it gets to 9/10 then fails cus some faggot didnt ready fuck off i just waited 26 minutes
>>
playing mm with filipinos right now, god they are fucking annoying
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>>135936393
they are the strongest race
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>>135936489
lol, no
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>>135936393
I queued into an Indian stack at 1am in the morning last night
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>>135936779
how were they? they can't be this fucking bad
they don't speak english and this one dude is going HUEHUEHUEHUE whenever his friend cracks a joke at full volume
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>>135936779
you tell them to poo in the loo?
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>>135936393
>queued against a full stack of japanese
>in america
was pretty cool.
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>>135932810
get a job hippie
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>>135937379
They were speaking passable English and doing calls which was surprising, but they were also salty as fuck.
Probably in my country on work visas or something.
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>>135937545
japs have always been terrible at games, but fun to play with imo
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>>135937623
and they're always so nice.
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Just hit MGE on my 157th win. Is that alright progress?
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>>135938149
lol you should be at least LEM by now
>>
>>135937545
You west coast or something
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I don't play csgo but I was just given this knife. I know knives are like TF2 unusuals and shit, is this one worth a lot?
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>>135938495
who care...
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>>135938569
I do because money
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>>135938495
It's okay. Being named pretty much removes all the value. Still, I'd give you $20 for it.
>>
>>135938495
nah ill take it off your hands tho
>>
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>>135938616
oh really? I didn't know naming it would matter, in TF2 you can actually remove names from items
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>>135938719
Not CSGo, for the guns you can replace (you have to cover it up pretty much), but knives are etched on like with stattrak
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dead thread
what's your favorite knife?
what's your favorite knife finish?
>>
bant
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>>135940075
Waiting for that hades x dizzy rape tape.
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>>135940050
Default knives
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>>135940145
Is it rape if hades wants it?
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>>135940075
sigh hades talking about our Dear Leader again
>>
I fucking hate that you can queue this shitty game as a four stack. They say nothing all game because presumably they're in ts/mumble, and then when the game's almost over they kick you because it's so ebin xDDD
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yeah... I'm just gonna need you to post all your pictures of dazed
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>>135940534
ALL of them? are you sure?
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>>135940534
I don't have any, but he's beautiful .
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>>135940587
That would be great.
>>
umm why is shroud streaming at 2 AM???
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>>135940682
Because it's 11 pm.
>>
>betas on steel's stream going at hades and whitekniting dizzyshitten
Are these people even male?
>>
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>>135940673
idk man. it's a lot of pictures
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>wake up at 4am
>make a coffee
>start playing
nice life gotard
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>>135940860
does it count if they're prepubescent?
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>>135940946
>Program Files (x86) Properties
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>>135940946
>Program Files (x86) Properties
I at least hope they're programs about Dazed
>>
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>>135941050
>>135941074
thanks
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>>135941275
That is one cute picture fambam
>>
Any ausfags wanna grind 9 gemini missions with me?
>>
>>135941434
thanks. i stole it from some loser on a website for losers.
take another one
>>
>>135941562
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE LOOK LIKE HER EY ES BUT THEY SHUT HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>
dragon lore is hands down the ugliest skine in the game
>>
>>135941867
It really is, bright skins are all shit. If it was the dragon pattern on top of darker color, I would like it more
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>>135941867
is there any skin that isn't ugly as fuck? lets be real for a second here
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>>135942972
black lam senpai
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>>135942972
Basilisk.
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>>135942972
yes
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>>135942996
>>135943007
>>135943013
wrong
they all OBJECTIVELY look like shit, some literally look like a piece of shit
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>>135943041
how much did you lose
>>
>>135943041
hello reddo
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>>135943041
>some literally look like a piece of shit
dont talk shit about the mudder faggot
>>
>>135943068
>participating in the skin scam
good goy
>>
>>135943117
i am the one who scams
>>
reminder that 1v1 servers are infinitely more fun than dm
>>
>>135943217
Reminder that staring at the ceiling with your eyes closed in infinitely more fun than dm.
>>
>even FPL is scripted
is nothing sacred any more?
>>
>>135943571
Our virginity will forever be sacred.
>>
>>135943629
if I've lost my virginity and have a gf can I still post here
>>
>>135943565
I never liked staring at the ceiling because laying on my back sucks. Much prefer to take a few hours to lie on my side and examine the wall.
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>>135943841
thats why you need to be pr0 to lie on the floor and stare at the ceiling its not for beginners
>>
>>135943704
No, I'll let you off the hook just this once, kid.
>>
anybody intereted in coop wildfire?
I have a bunch of coop missions left
(currently MG1)
>>
>>135943969
I'll need to lose the motivation I found to give a shit about living before I can go pro with that.
Honestly, I kind of wish no motivation had been gained. I don't know why.
Anyways, just played some MM, got queued against a five stack of a cheater boosting some kid, as well as a couple other dudes I know have cheated from my past games. Fun fun fun.
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>>135944242
these are the cheater hours
>>
> steel_tv playing Overwatch on Luminosity Gaming
Fuck it all. This faggot is making an LG overtrash team. I can't believe this.
>>
>>135945187
why do you even care?
>>
>>135945604
>why to you care if video games are going to shit
Gee, I don't know, maybe I like video games and want good video games?
>>
>>135945652
how does steel playing some blizzard shooter make other games worse?
>>
>>135945682
>famous player supports shit game
>horde of bandwaggoners support shit game after
>shit game becomes the standard
You're dumb.
>>
>>135945750
yeah steel and his whopping 1600 viewers are going to absolutely kill every other competitive shooter
>>
>>135945892
Fuck off blizzshill.
>>
>>135945927
You're the one thinking OW will be successful tardo.
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>>135945978
It will if retards supporti it, tardo.
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>>135946015
people have been bandwagoning games on twitch for years it doesnt make a game successful
>>
>>135946069
It does if the developers make money.
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>>135945927
why don't you extend some support to the games you think are good instead of whining like a punk bitch on 4chan?
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>>135946385
like how?
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>>135946450
step 1. get an hltv account
step 2. post about flusha cheating on hltv
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>>135946385
But I do blizzard cock eater.
>>
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Good morning /vg/, guy who's only recently got back into CSGO here (although I'm still pretty much a newbie)
Is it still worth buying the Wildfire pass thing? If so, what am I going to be missing out on? Can I still make good usage of it? Can I still get all of the stuff I'd normally get from it?
and what can I actually get from it by buying it?
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NUn of us have lives js
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odds: get to supreme
evens: go outside and practice my dunks
0: kiss boys
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>>135946602
It's fucking worthless all you get is a dorito next to your name
All the experience and shit only rewards stuff once a week and if you don't level once a week just from playing competitive then nys
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>>135946636
>js
what does that mean
>>
>>135947329
javascript
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when do i give up trying to get back to ge? it's a never ending stream of bullshit at smfc. it's either chetz or i'm getting matched with gold novas and dmgs, what the fuck?
>>
>>135948707
getting to ge is literally just luck with cheaters
>>
zowie fk1 or razer deathadder?
>>
>>135950368
deathadder, don't listen to NA "pros" shilling memes
>>
KIND OF FUCKEN GENERAL IS THIS?
>>
hello I invented the magog meme
ama
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>tfw only 2 more months before i can stop playing this piece of shit cheater infested game and i can finally move onto overwatch and go pro with steel
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>>135950807
>paying that much money for tf3
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>>135950368
razer is a meme company
>>
>>135950807
ow is really not that fun
>>
How many kills does /csgog/ have on their Stattrak Galil AR | Kami?
2934 here
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>>135950807
overwatch is a stream game
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>>135950807
overwatch is literally a meme
>>
>>135950807
are there really so many cheaters in csgo?
newbs just miss the subtle shit in cs
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Is lpkane our guy?
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>>135951896
there are pretty much no cheaters left
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>>135951896
theres an enormous amount of cheaters
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>>135952072
lpkunt will never be our guy
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>live to be 117
>still think life is short
Is there no hope?
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>>135952105
>>135952219
k thanks
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I thought C9 stopped taking adderall ?
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Thorin calling out csgog
how do we respond?
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>>135952889
???
>>
>>135952470
anybody who denies how many cheaters there are is either
-stupid
-unobservant
-inexperienced/new
-a cheater themselves
>>
>>135952924
cheaters usually believe that cheating is super common though, it's one of the things that they often use to justify it. "fight fire with fire" and all that.
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>>135952720
S-SEAN?
>>
>tfw The Reddit Brothers will cast the major and not DDK and Black DDK
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>>135953014
not really there are just as many cheaters who downplay it
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Post your favorite CSGO player.
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>>135953130
>DDK and Black DDK
reddit loves those faggots
>>
>>135953210
they don't downplay the prevalence of cheating, they downplay its impact
it's pretty common for cheaters to think that their cheating only "boosts their skill a little bit" and isn't "that significant"
funnily enough cheaters still want to feel like the kills and wins they get with their cheat are still atleast somewhat earned
>>
still need a bf...
please be my bf someone
>>
>>135953259
No we don't
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>>135952889
He will learn what happens when he mess with Anonymous
>>
>>
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>>135953229
>>
>>135954436
>>135954640
man this shit scares me
I want an asian gf bad but this is what my children will be like if I dont have a girl
>>
>>135954640
more like shitter2k LMAO
>>
>>135954721
No, if you're white and breen an asian female this >>135954386 is what your children be like. Handsome and good at CS.
>>
>>135954817
i don't want my child to have tiny slanted brown eyes like that
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>>135954946
Buy him weed then.
>>
>>135955353
weed will give my child blue or green eyes?
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>>135955448
no they will have red eyes like demigods
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>>135955448
Nah, they just wont be slanted. GET IT LOL DUDE WEED LMAO
>>
>>135955521
Yo guys where'd you go? Please respond.
>>
Holy shit. When people said that the difference was "pretty noticeable" I was like "meh, probably a waste of money" Until I saw how fucking insane this shit is. 60hz feels like absolute shit now and I don't think I can ever go back. It's like playing a whole new game. If you're considering getting a 144hz, do it right now, you will not be upset.
>>
>>135956413
Really? It's that big? I'm GE and I've always played on 60hz.
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>>135956413
yo reddit
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>>135956413
i don't understand why anyone would think that 144hz is a meme or whatever it is people say
obviously it's better
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>>135956693
poorfags that want to convince themselves it's a meme so they won't feel as bad about not being able to afford one
>>
>>135957714
Can you describe the difference?
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>>135953581
please....
>>
who /silver/ here?
>>
>>135958354
post ur pic i will consider it
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>>135958283
Difference between a 45 year old crackhead giving you a workmanlike handjob and a 19 year old soft-thighed Korean girl massaging your dick with her tongue
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>>135958469
>korean girl
I'd pick the old ass crackhead every time.
>>
>>135958643
this
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>>135958469
Yeah but that's a bad description, I don't know how either of those feel.
>>
I hate when I get rank boosted by smurfs.
>>
>>135958283
well slowed down footage helps to see the difference even if you are watching the footage on 60hz and the video is on 60 fps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgHx3eMBXjI
>>
>>135959998
Damn dude, is 144 noticeably better than 120?
>>
>>135960429
well i can tell the difference between 144 and 120 but it isn't that big anymore
i suppose some sort of diminishing returns effect is in play here
i remember that back when i had a shitty typical 60hz LCD it was much better to play on a low 4:3 resolution so i could run it on 75 hz.
the difference between 75 and 60 hz was really big despite only being 15 hz. the difference between 144 and 120 isn't as big despite being 24 hz.
nobody makes 120hz monitors anymore though so there is no point buying one over 144 anyway tho
>>
>>135960628
You can run a 60hz monitor at 75hz at 4:3?
>>
>>135961360
>You can run a 60hz monitor at 75hz at 4:3?
yes
>>
>>135961360
many of them can yeah
most of these typical 1920x1080 60hz monitors can run at 75hz on like 1280x960 and lower 4:3 resolutions
that's how i used to play CoD2 back in the day. 1280x960 resolution stretched on a 1920x1080 monitor with 75 hz. most of the other people i knew did the same, having those 15 more hz was more important than having higher resolution.
>>
>>135961461
But isn't that overclocking and damaging to your monitor? I play at 4:3 and curious.
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>>135961569
Do you mean setting my native monitor res to 4:3, or in game?
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>>135961571
there was never any overclocking required in my case.. like when you changed your resolution in CoD2 to 1280x960 the graphic options let you select 75 hz along with 60 hz. on higher resolutions the 75 hz option simply didn't exist.
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>>135961684
in game, my monitor is 60 hz but I can play with 75hz on 4:3 just type -freq 75 or -refresh 75 in launch options
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>>135961684
you only need to do it in-game, your desktop resolution can be the normal 1920x1080 @ 60 hz
this results in noticeable slower alt tabbing though because your monitor has to switch the hz when moving between the desktop and in-game
still easily worth it tho
>>
>>135961684
CSGO's graphic options don't have a specific setting for choosing your monitor hz like many other games do
in CSGO if you want to use different monitor hz in-game than on desktop you have to force it through launch options like >>135961765 explained
>>
>>135950368
zowie
>>
>>135961765
>>135961960
Thanks, is there a way to check if it worked? Net graph maybe?
>>
>>135962339
write mat_info in console and then scroll up a bit to check what it says on the line
>Display mode : 1366 x 768 @144Hz (BGRX8888)
that's what it says for me. if it works for you it should say 1280 x 960 @75Hz
>>
>>135950368
rival
>>
>>135950368
>razer
>>
>>135950368
logitech g100s
>>
>>135962838
>not using the same mouse as our guy
>>
Why do mousepads gets so dirty and disgusting so quickly?
>>
>>135962993
You need to exfoliate your skin in the shower so your dead skin doesn't peel off onto the mousepad. It's gross if you don't
>>
>>135962923
>slav
>our guy
>>
>>135963046
How do I do that?
>>
uprise champions is on azubu instead of dingit now
my god that is the worst caster i have ever heard. even dab0o hungover is better
>>
Anyone has a copy of CSGO that he's willing to trade for skins?
>>
>>135920575
cache cobble + inferno if i'm feeling extra suicidal
>>
>>135962589
Dude it works. It's noticeably better. This wont damage my monitor, right? Playing on x768 streched on a 1080 native monitor.
>>
What the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>
>>135963201
Buy exfoliating gloves at the grocery store or use bath salts and scrub with that and your body wash in the shower. Problem solved!!!!!
>>
>>135950368
just got the fk1 and i am happy with it
>>
>>135963530
CHMO
>>
>>135950368
I used to have a deathadder, now I have a FK2 and I like it a lot more desu
>>
I just want skines with stattrak that doesn't look like nerfguns.
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>>135963743
Flush yourself.
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>>135963936
Kiddo.
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>>135964223
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit brain dead nigger.
>>
>>135963528
no it wont damagei t
>>
>>135920575
I'm making my own map because I don't like to mingle with the general public.
>>
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>>135965098
good luck anon!
>>
>guis i heard about this 144 hz thing are they worth it or just a meme?
how the fuck does this kind of shit keep being brought up still in 2016?
like me and a lot of other people i know got the samsung 2233rz (one of the first widely available 120hz monitors) already back in 2009 and it wasn't even that expensive
how are people still playing on 60hz monitors 7 years later
>>
>>135966165
they're r/PCmasterrace leaks
>>
>>135966165
my computer is 8 years old
it still runs most shit well and I don't make a lot of money to begin with
might get a new one this year or the next now that the new consoles are out and devs will actually use more than 2 cores and 4GB of RAM
>>
>>135966165
people like me who do not give a fuck about pc hardware or video games? coming back to cs after a 5+ year break away from cs
>>
what's MLG's policy on microhax?
>>
>>
>>135967015
>attacks per round
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>135967605
i think it means damage instances i guess? like if you deal 83 dmg in 3 hits on a round thats 3 attacks
>>
>>135966165
the same reason that people didn't know back with fat monitors and you were able to get 200+ on certain models
at least more and more people realize that 60+fps isn't just a meme
>>
oh wow, look at my YUUUUGE rws that i got from stomping on shitties. look how good i am
>>
Any of the operation maps good for competitive?
>>
>>135968001
Santorini is good
>>
>>135968046
Santorini has potential but as it stands it needs quite a bit of simplification
It's fucking ass when a map has multiple different connectors and tunnels and shit
>>
>>135964478
You fabulous fruity fairy boy.
>>
>>135968001
Mikla and Coast are allegedly acceptable but I never got them in competitive so idk senpai
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>>135968226
coast is fucking trash
>>
>>135968109
Fucking flush(a) yourself already.
>>
>>135968046
>>135968101
I don't like it at all. It probably is technically a solid map with all the timings and angles nailed down but it just isn't very fun to play. B site in particular is just lame and the mid isn't much better.
>>
>>135922953
fuck you Inferno is comfy, albeit a little wonky for positions
>holding banana car
YOU CANT KILL WHAT U XANT SEE
>>
Looking for an EU team. My group rn is ass. And pubs are raging mongoloids :DD
Around the mge rank is preferred.
id/technopensioners
>>
>>135968615
pretty sure you're a mongoloid
>>
>>135968556
the worst part of the entire map is the dildo in pit which CTs can stand behind and have like 2 pixels visible at 1080p while they can see the entire balcony and door
also how every lane is like two players wide so everything feels crammed as fuck
>>
>>135968752
At least I'm not raging :^)
>>
>>135968001
None of the operation maps are that good. Santorini and Coast are playable I guess.
>>
why is overpass so fucking shit
>>
>>135925715
look for ESL wolves, skulls, and Complexity stickers. people don't realize it but it bumps the price of the skin by 10 bucks on average. I'm making a killing buying them on steam market, got a FT Sage Galil for 5.14 WITH both an ESL skull and Complex
>>
>>135968916
better than inferno
>>
>>135968916
it's literally a top 3 map
>>
>>135968001
santorini, coast , nuke,
>>
Will I get better at CS:GO if I become Anime?
>>
>>135969201
desu yes
>>
>>135969091
inferno, dust2, cache, mirage are all better, even cobble
>>
>>135968916
Cause Valve devs focus on eye candy and "realistic" locations and end up with multiple long narrow areas which are not fun to navigate or have firefights in.
>>
>>135969135
you mean santo royal and empire right
>>
>>135969342
>inferno
baka desu
>>
>>135969342
Inferno and cobble are not better at all.
>>
>>135969426
classic map, one of the greatest of all time
>>
>>135969397
The only thing that Empire does well is that long outside area. Everything else is overdesigned and clunky.
>>
>>135969201
only if youre cute :3
>>
>>135969493
Yeah, back in 1.5 and 1.6. Not in fucking GO.
>>
>>135969493
It would be if the GO version wasn't SHIT
The only improvement from 1.6 is the apartment area really, everything else in the whole damn map is a step backward
>>
>>135968795
its the first map where smigs are a legitimate tactic, i like it. finally i can simply run rage and rampage with an mp7 all over AK strats
>>
>>135969649
i dont think even the apartments are an improvement, the dark ass bedroom is just a horrible design decision
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>>135969047
fuck off, git gud desu
>>135968916
its literally hitler
>>135969493
THIS yall shitters are scrubby fags GIT FUGGUN GUD
>>135969578
tfw i will never have a bro to spoon me or let me spoon him while playing MineZ or CSGO
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>>135969621
>>135969649
GO version is still a good map
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>>135969936
baka
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>>135970032
desu
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>>135969936
No it's not.
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>>135970032
git gud scrub lmao
>waaaah i need perfectly open lanes
>how am i supposed to shoot the bad guy with this lightpost in the waaaay!!
just get to the point, open your buttholio, and wait for my cue chinchin
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>>135968440
(You)
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>>135970343
If it's so good why is it being remade?
Oh wait, because it's actually nuke-tier.
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>cs kz in reflex
neat
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>>135970343
What's with csgog and edgy silvers?
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>>135970621
in what?
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>>135968615
>MGE
>team
lmaoing my ass off
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>>135970621
>"cs kz"
h︂ello reddit
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>>135970575
it's being renade, huh? probably becauze enough cutie poybussies like u complained. I liked old Nuke, now its too sterile and straight-forward. I hope they dont ruin Inferno's aesthetic... it's so comfy!
>be shitty gamer
>playing on particularly one-sided map
>instead of getting better and more creative to overcome the odds i just whine and whine without even PUTTING OUT for anybody and through complaining eventually get what i want
>then i yell at better players why they are wrong in not wanting another mundane Dust2-like ultra-balanced map
I DONT WANT MORE VANILLA STRATS TBDESU
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>>135970575
it has visibility issues and could use a texture rework but what would you actually change about inferno?
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>>135970691
>wanting advanced competition is edgy
mfw 1+1qhfam
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>>135969886
>its literally hitler
shalom underage redditor
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>>135971228
All you want is dick.
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>>135971059
Wider banana, less retarded/unnecessary geometry like the car, all the crap in CT spawn, the cylinder in pit, remove the bars in graveyard, remove the bedroom or make it brighter
>>135971051
I'm GE but please keep implying I'm shit because you just got to MG for the first time.
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>>135971051
you're like 14 years old
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based valueraisers throwing for us
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who should i be watching senpai
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>>135971243
>anon looks at the curled metal piece, a tasty morsel dangling from the end, and proceeds toward the instrument, dazzled by the prize waiting for him on its end. content to suffer what may lie ahead, he delightfully nips at the hook, but ho! he now cannot release his grip? or perhaps... the bait won't release HIM!
>>135971353
>waving muh rank around like a casual kiddie
I'm global bro lmao
>>135971395
you're like just my type, also wrong
>>135971259
your dick, cmere
me on top>u all
i can agree that it may not be professionally sound in design, but dont tell me straight faced Inferno aint the funnest shit in town
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>>135971353
while i agree with all of those changes, do you really think that is what valve will do? what are the chances they make the map better?
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>>135971823
Nah they'll spray shit all over it but that's the changes that would make Inferno great again
Right now Inferno is literally the only active duty map I leave out when queuing most of the time
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>>135970862
this
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>>135972012
So you play dust2 100% of the time?
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>>135972290
love this meme
I've even gotten Aztec when queueing for D2
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>>135971751
Kill yourself.
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>>135930019
>>135930231
both me btw
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>>135971751
i'm wushing wamp woom
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>>135972290
i always have dd2 as part of my map pool but i still end up playing plenty of mirage and cache
>>
>play dust 2
>topfrag and carry my team
>play cache
>topfrag and carry my team
>play cobble
>anchor hard without getting a kill for 7 rounds
fucking why
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>>135972290
i just play dust2
you need some kind of teamwork for every other map
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>>135972561
abloobloobloobloo
>>135972750
drop bomb. DROP BOMB GREEN
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>>135972883
play it more to get better at positioning.
i used to be like that on train, so i watch some pro povs on train and played it a lot more for like a week.
now im carry king xox
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>>135973523
piss off harveyfag
>>
>>135973662
mfw my 15 seconds of fame is coming to an end
also literally who
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>>135973965
get the fuck out retard
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>>135974084
eat my cock and I'll pat your fluffy head
or we can cue together, I'm more of a rusher desu
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>>135953229
>>
is pronax our guy?
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>>135969936
fys
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>>135975505
>tfw watching ence vs ancient game brought so many feels
i want early 2015 back
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>His knife is named "Toothpick"
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>>135975875
>His items have name tags
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>>135975976
THE WAAAAAR IS OVAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>135976131
BRABRABRABRABRA
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>>135976174
BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PUT YOUR CANS IN THE AIR
http://zorkz.ovh/eventsoundboard/
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>>135975976
>his items don't have name tags that follow a theme
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>>135975875
mine is named #cut4Bieber
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Any other SG/AUG fags here?
how does it feel to use superior weaponry and be able to literally take gun battles with anybody?
also, how do you cope with your enormously large penis?
>>
>>135976506
this
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>>135976506
well, post em friendo
>>
What is the absolute best 57 skin?
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For whatever reason my main acc's game looks different than my smurf acc's game and even has a different crosshair (prob other differences too).
I wanna be able to conpare the two different config.cfg s but host_writeconfig doesnt work for some reason. Any suggestions?
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>>135976719
haha i love those weapons, far more accurate than the AK/mainline rifles for CT. the scope lets me tap snipe, SG has 100 penetration, AUG has great DMG. there's literally no worries with that gun once you get its feel. I'll post mine later for rates.
>>
ez
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>>135977480
gunmetal
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>>135977480
blue gem
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>>135977523
just get the configs from the instal folders nigga?
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tfw 99% of pink/red skines look like retarded airshit
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http://www.hltv.org/news/17372-themongolz-swap-two
-ncl -Menace
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>>135978683
wasn't ncl pretty good compared to the rest of mongolz? i thought he was one of the rare players who proformed at IEM
>>
Where can I buy the cheapest items? I know some places where you can get 65% of the market price but are there any other places where you can get csgo items cheaper?
>>
gotards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCV-piyvBVM
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>>135978895
snipe market quick-sells for ez gets
>monitor your choice skins and choice condition
>wait for a seller looking for quick buck
>buy buy buy
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>>135978895
you can fish out some decent skine from ebay, people sometimes sell expensive skins for like 70 market value when they need money
>>
>>135979207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5m9GFlWiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfULkPeaDgQ
umm
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>>135979207
>>135979385
reddit!!!!!!!
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>>135979207
>call of duty with bourne.
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>>135979496
hey
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>>135979207
>0:47
kid just nocliped
>>
>less than 6 rounds ct side inferno
love this meme tbfh
>>
>songs to fail clutching to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-sbOH-nEc
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>>135979624
hi :3
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>>135979840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbIqMD5ceQ
tfw the team hop in the toyota and take off on your black ass
>>
>>135979840
>ridley scott will never be good again
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>>135979886
show boipucci
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>>135980123
only my bf can see that im not some kind of slut :o
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>>135980039
uhh hanz zimmer wrote that
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>>135979254
I don't really want to spend my whole day looking at one page waiting for a snipe though
>>135979335
i dont trust ebay users TbH
>>
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 86
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 16
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 1
Competitive Kills: 1948
Competitive MVPs: 249
Competitive Match Wins: 56
>>
if you leave me, don't leave now. please don't take my heart away. promise me just one more night then we'll go our separate ways. we always had time on our side, now it's fading fast. every second, every moment, we've got to make it last.
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>>135979840
>tfw you actually turn this on trying to clutch
I can image the lolz on my skype calls
>>
Just got a 144hz monitor after using 60hz for years.
Holy shit. When people said that the difference was "pretty noticeable" I was like "meh, probably a waste of money" Until I saw how fucking insane this shit is. 60hz feels like absolute shit now and I don't think I can ever go back. It's like playing a whole new game. If you're considering getting a 144hz, do it right now, you will not be upset.
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>>135980197
don't meme on me my boy
I invented memes
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>>135982118
how many times are you gonna post this?
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>>135980196
hey cutie post lips :3
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>>135979207
lel
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>>135982273
Until I make enough to buy a 144 Hz monitor.
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>>135982396
how much do you get paid per pasted reddit post?
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>>135984046
not much, it's gonna take a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbYBqVIDJTw
>>
lads, I have a faze holo...what do i do with it?
>>
tfw going to buy a knife from steam market because you're too lazy to trade
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>>135985343
sometimes people put knives on the market that are worth way more than what they list. i bet there's bots that snatch that shit up real quick though
>>
>>135985792
Those usually involve rare patterns right? I'm just going to put the top buy order and just sit on it since the knife I want doesn't have special patterns or anything
>>
what knife you getting senpai?
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>>135986008
i think the value is mostly from how low the float value is and the knife type obviously
>>
>tfw opened a knife
>tfw sold it and bought more cases
>tfw opened another knife from those cases
>tfw sold it again and bought more cases
>tfw ran out of luck and now I'm stuck with hundreds of shit tier skines
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>>135986554
>>135986008
>>135985792
>>135985343
People used to run bots that would snatch every above market price items (dragon lore, howl etc)
Now a days it's all about having a steam account that uses whatever currency translates to the highest steam market cap. Then they set up buy-orders on every above market item and they will be first in line since their "max bid" translates into more $ than every other max bid in different currencies
>>
>>135981089
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 60
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 16
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 2
Competitive Kills: 1267
Competitive MVPs: 165
Competitive Match Wins: 38
>>
>tfw heartburn
>>
>csgolounge cant connect to steam servers
is it just me?
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>>135987956
idiot
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibQJq1cO58
[*]
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>>135987956
>tfw keep opening choma cases because I want a Karambit and it's the only way I'll get one since everybody turns down my trades
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>>135989279
;_;
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>>135988974
never mind it's working now
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i have godlike aim on dust 2
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>>135990059
NO WAY SO DO I xD
>>
did all the valve servers just shut down?
>>
Can someone recommend me a good FFA community server with mildly-noobish population so I can practice moving green cross onto heads?
Requirements: no fuckton of shitty music and fancy effects, is in yurop, NO DUST2.
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>>135990170
Yep they found out that Gaben was hosting CP torrents on the servers so FBI shut them down
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>>135990224
maybe ncg has a no-dust
fragshack has a rotating map without voting so you'll play not dust most of the time
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>>135990224
unfortunately no one wants to dm on maps that arent d2, which is why i have godlike aim on DE_dustII
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>>135990314
uh actually the FBI just takes the CP servers and hosts them on their own to honeypot people in
>>
anyone here who wants to buy a operation bravo box cheaper than normal? Need a few bucks fast, so add me and trade @ NoHomoClown88
>>
Post bets
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>>135990335
are fragshack servers a meme or should i give them my shekels
>>
>>135986229
Butterfly or Bayonet, either vanilla or blue steel
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>>135990626
post ass
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>>135990697
they're free. you only get a reserved spot for money.
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>>135990335
I'll try this, tyvm
>>135990417
Good for you, I only have godlike aim when I piss.
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>>135990897
The absolute madman.
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>>135991026
i didn't get to see it, was it a boys?
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>>135991019
tfw it's impossible to aim when pissing because the opening of your urethra's skin fused to make two opening
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>>135991083
Yes, very harry
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>>135990897
ew that's not a cute boy
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>>135991383
UH OH
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>>135990897
thats nasty
post nice hairless vaginas
>>
>>135991350
Wow I didn't know this was real
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>drop 70 bomb
>lose game
nice game cstards
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>getting "Disconnected: Failed to connect to the match" error every time i try to play operation playlist
>can join normal DM just fine
wtf
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>>135991534
>vaginas
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>>135991859
>72 bomb
>69 rounds
holy shit am I watching silvers?
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>>135991938
u a scared ass punk ass bitch ass bitch
fraid of the pussy taking roots in ur soul gotta fuck faggots cuz ur gay
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>>135991687
It doesn't go in two directions, it's more of a unstable stream than anything
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>>135991687
>pissing on the radio
what the heck there's nothing wrong with radio
>>
>Want to make Irish Car Bomb
>No dark beer
>Dumped half a shot of kahula into a cream ale
>It works well enough as a substitute
Nice game gogurts
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Watched my first anime last night and ranked up this morning
coincidence?
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>>135992828
what could possibly compel you to begin watching anime having not grown up with it?
>>
manga is 100x better than anime 2bh
anime is fucking ass
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>>135989279
free my nigga dazed
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>>135993750
The throwers deserved it
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xD
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>>135992103
~1600 elo eu faceit
though, our bottom was probably less than GE and somewhere around LE
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>>135993858
nice reddit filename
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>>135993975
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4b8hp7/csgo_in_a_nutshell/
dont forget my upvote
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>>135990897
>404 not found
Someone post it i wanna see it ;_;
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>>135993332
this honestly
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>>135991859
iktf
>50bomb
>2kd
>still lose game
>>
are you retards not using 4chanx or something?
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>>135995125
the archive didn't save it
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>>135995125
why would i?
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>NA faceit getting keked
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>>135992692
there're many things wrong with radio
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>>135995125
i am and it still is not visible if you are too late, retard
>>
is there a 128 tick equivalent to mm?
>>
cevo esea faceit and whatever else there is
>>
can someone link me fatality practice video?
>>
>>135995787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>
>>135995787
yeah gimme a minute
>>
>>135995787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>
>tfw high mmr global and still get rekt by bots in some of the co-op missions
i guess i should bother to use flashbangs more against the bots
>>
did you not read the fucking op you dumbfuck
>>
>>135995608
do I actually need to be good to play in any of these?
>>
>>135996008
who are you quoting?
>>
>>135996181
of course not
>>
>>135996181
CEVO has shit average skill
faceit uses elo so it's just like MM in that way, you'll have enemies/teammates of your own level after you've played a few games to establish your level
ESEA is bit more tricky although they just now today rolled out a new elo system so it might be more like faceit now
>>
anyone else tired of dropping 10 bombs and not winning?
>>
>>135996418
I guess I'll try faceit then
thanks famalam
>>
tfw you die for the 10th time in the match and you alt f4 out of shame
>>
>>135995972
Yeah the glock mission raped me and a friend. took 7 trys and the bots getting downgraded to shit.
>>
>>135996583
If you're NA play ESEA
if you're EU stay away from CEVO and stick to faceit/ESEA
>>
faceit has shitty glitchy servers with high ping for west coast players
esea has no elo system for maximum unbalanced teams
cevo is full of novas
i've played all 3 plenty and i choose matchmaking
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>>135996784
playing the co-op missions has made me realize how large part of what i'd consider to be "mechanical skill" is actually fully tied to the context of playing against real people
like i often can't trace the bots for shit with my aim especially in close quarters because they move in such fucking weird patterns and just stop for no reason somewhere etc.
like playing against the bots i feel like my aim is shit compared to my aim in real games
>>
>>135997012
but esea is dead af in EU
>>
>>135997103
>esea has no elo system for maximum unbalanced teams
>he doesn't know
>>
>>135997103
>esea has no elo system for maximum unbalanced teams
They do as of today https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=news&d=comments&id=14782
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>>135997316
that might change now that ESEA rolled out their own FPL equivalent and also introduced an Elo system to their PUG's represented by ranks
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=news&d=comments&id=14782
I'm pretty sure ESEA is going to destroy faceit in NA now atleast
>>
>>135997417
feel free to enlighten me, godlike 15rws pug wizard
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tfw you are on a loss streak and deranking and you leave the match before it ends so that people dont see you are a higher rank than them
>>
>>135997530
lmao you're a literal retard
>>
>>135997535
lmao you fags that disconnect early to hide your rank always make me laugh
>>
>>135997535
>tfw stacking with friends' MG2 smurfs and they score higher than you
>>
>>135997595
dont ever fucking reply to me again unless youre giving me information that might make me play esea again
>>
>>135997506
I know I know. But I wouldn't use ESEA over faceit in EU until ESEA gets a bigger playerbase and even with this update it might take a while, even though I hope it doesn't because ESEA's anti cheat and servers are just miles better than the shit faceit has.
>>
>>135997705
stop being a retard and you'd already have seen the information, retard
>>
>>135992692
He's only pissing on FM
>>
>>135997718
be the change you want to see in the world :^)
>>
>>135997718
word
I have played on faceit servers that are literally hosted in the city where I live and still get noticeable delay
>>
>>135997773
oh ok im supposed to check the esea site bi-hourly even though i havent played esea in 6 months, oh ok lmao
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>>135997673
>playing on Cache
>three guys rush mid
>somehow all die to the same guy
>last alive 20 secs into the round
LEs are stupid af wtf am i supposed to do
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>>135998393
buy a new account and pretend youre just a really good gold nova 3 like me
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tfw 12k cucks have fallen victim
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>>135998870
ummmmmm how do you know they were all cucks u idiot?
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>>135998682
if it goes on like this i will be GN4 on my main account anyway so
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>>135998870
>crosshairstyle 1
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>>135914392
would anyone like to playtest my CSGO RTS mod?
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>>135999203
sure
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>>135999203
>lostboy.exe
ummmm yogurts?
>>
>>135999146
it's literally the best crosshair
>>
>>135999146
this lmao such a fucking terrible meme
barely visible against light backgrounds, not visible with knife in hand, you have to disable seeing enemy names unless you want that fucking ugly "DONT SHOOT :D" thing to pop up whenever your crosshair is even close to a teammate..
just such a fucking terrible crosshair
only "notable" players that use it are some NA pros that are more meme than a player like tarik
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>>135998870
>>135999146
ayyyy i just changed to that crosshair too. hs game on point
>>
what the fuck is happening with the scar 20 palm prices senpaitachi
I don't get it
>>
>you will never play serpentis with your bros for 10 hours
why even live
>>
>>135999696
absolute trash meme
the crosshair has so many different shortcomings
on top of what >>135999483 said, it also has the problem that if you use antialiasing it will turn blurry
so you are basically forced to play with AA off unless you want it it to look like shit
>>
Why has every single game within the last ~week been total utter domination for either my team, or the enemy team? There's no even matches any more. It's just rape on either side.
DMG here.
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>>135999892
>serpentis
what is this?
>>
>>135999203
is it anything like sassilization rts?
>>
>>
>>135997535
>tfw can't stop upranking on your smurf and need to get a new one
>>
>>136000132
epic le dubs my sides are in orbit
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>>136000248
tfw SEM and can't derank any further
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>>135999906
what crosshair do you use? the only difference i've noticed is that smaller ones or dots tend to be easier to get headshots where the bigger crosshairs make spraying/tracking easier
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>>136000042
>he doesn't know serpentis temple
typical gobab
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>>136000647
>source shit
oh right
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>>136000553
just a standard normal green crosshair
if it's good enough for olofmeister it's good enough for you too
not that i'm using it because olof has similar one, shitloads of different pros have a crosshair that is basically this with maybe some small variance in size or gap but in the end it doesn't really matter
it does its job and that's that
>>
reminder that source/1.6 are old man shit that no one gives a fuck about anymore
>>
>>136000954
>source shit
please elaborate
>inb4 it's not good for competitive
>>
>>135999696
what map is this, practice/aim map? What's it called.
>>
>>136001147
i skipped source because it was shit compared to 1.6
>>
>>136000080
no its like 40KDoW2, no base building its CSGO but you control your own 5-team of bots. trying to figure out a mulitplayer platform rn
>>
What name should I put on my default knife desu wa
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>>136001265
all 1.6 had was pubs and your meme competitive mode that you fags constantly glorify
source is where thefunis at
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>>136001546
>fun
oh, so you're a shitter
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>>136001597
>>136001597
>>136001597
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>>136001419
fucking kill yourself
>>136001605
what's it like being depressed?
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>>136001246
fast aim reflex map or something like that
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>>135920683
Literally based map set
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>>135998356
someone literally posted the link in this thread and it had been discussed multiple times
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