/sdvg/ - Stardew Valley General

How in the fuck do I unlock the desert?

I want to learn how to take care of animals from Marnie

>>135738126
Pay the troll toll

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kuck

>>135738030
Why would you think it's pasta? The game is broken, even after four years of development, and there's no denying it.

>>135738126
fix the bus.
It's a community bundle.

>>135738126
fix the bus

Third for

WEW I'M SWEATY

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quick sketch

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>>135738246

>>135738180
what's broken about it?
Some design choices are questionable, but I've not encountered any glitches or major fuck ups in my 2 years ingame time.

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>>135738246
It's beautiful.

Now make a less quick one.

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>>135738246
>Those hips

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>15 hours of gameplay later it only rained three times
i feel like a fucking slave

>>135738320
I don't know what game you've been playing then.

Follow the replies back to the other thread, I gave several examples.

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>First winter
Should I keg up more or start planning for spring beehive season?

>>135738246
all your characters look the same desu

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:')

>>135738451
you just said you don't understand how festivals, quests and the controls work, nothing else.

>>135738395
>getting quality sprinklers
>instead being shackled to harvesting and planting new seeds because you can plant so man damn crops now
why can't I hire someone to pick my crops and put them in a box for me, i literally have too much money

Forester or gatherer?

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>>135738246

>>135738579
Are you the developer? I can't imagine anyone else would twist facts this hard to make this game look good.

It's buggy, period, which is pretty crazy to think that a Facebook-quality game that took 4 years to make is in this bad of a shape.

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>>135738180
>It's buggy as fuck!
>Complains about controls, quests which are not even broken and work fine, and is too retarded to store his shit before going into a festival and dosn't understand the concept of alt+f4

Yeah, whatever you say buddy.

>>135738554
If I remember correctly he has mostly, if not exclusively drawn Abigail yet.

>>135738451
you're just dumb, anon

try government benefits and go NEET

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E A S Y

>>135738669
post bugs you encountered.

>>135738395
>remember someone mentioning you should build a lot of lightning rods because battery packs are hard to come by
>build like 13 rods in the middle of fall year 1
>storms for almost the rest of the fucking month after I build them
>have almost 60 battery packs in a few weeks

>>135738689
your memory is shit

>>135738246
who's this supposed to be? did you enter the wrong general?

I'm suspicious of the dude selling the statue in the casino. Is he Magikarping me?

>>135738609
more items from a pickup is better, you can get hundreds of berries when the bushes bear fruit during some seasons that way

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>1.5 hours till work
>would rather work on mod sprites
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>135738685
I did alt-F4 out of it, right before I did the Steam refund.

>>135738723
>hurrrrrrrrrrrr

>>135738758
I already did, Christ, are you people this dumb that you can't follow a 4chan conversation? Is this why the game is so appealing to you?

>>135738778

you're lucky I didn't see a single storm for 3 seasons

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>>135738568

>>135738887
>I already did
No you didn't
t. third anon

>>135738883
That's a really nice looking Haley, anon. Good job!

>>135738867
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Statue_of_Endless_Fortune

>>135738669
>told you're wrong
>Y-YOU'RE JUST A DEVELOPER SHILLING!
together we can solve the autism puzzle

>Independent video games (commonly referred to as indie games) are video games created by individuals or small teams generally without video game publisher financial support.

>Stardew Valley is an indie farming simulation role-playing video game developed by ConcernedApe and published by Chucklefish Games.
>published by Chucklefish Games
>published by

>>135738875
That's what I was figuring, thanks for the reply

>>135739035
>generally
>generally
>generally
>generally
>generally

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>>135739035
>generally

>>135739035

He didn't get any financial support, more like convenience support which he pays for with a little cut of the profits

>>135739035
I'm sure all Chucklefish did was advertising it. It's not like they gave CA any financial support. They spend all their money on consoles and animals for their office.

>>135739101
no problem, it's pretty nice if you do kegs and jam, you don't need to worry about growing your own stuff as much to last winter

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Download for this?

>>135739163
>>135739173
>>135739114
>they pay him money so that he can not work a real job for 4 years
>they spent a lot of money paying Twitch and Youtubers to play the game
>they take a big chunk of his profits in return
>their name is prominently displayed in the game
>people still calling it indie

lol k

>>135738883
get into gamedev then, make your dreams come true, fuck your work

>>135739207
I have animals in my office.

They're dead in mouse traps though.

>>135739269
>he wants to be anal about something that really doesn't matter the slightest in the long run
wew lad, do you also get upset at people using wrong pronouns?

What is the best portrait mod? Preferably one that is for all characters because muh consistency

>>135739431
>trying to imply I'm mad to downplay the fact that it's not an indie game at all

You guys got hoodwinked, admit it.

>>135739492
don't think there are any full character ones yet

at least that aren't terrible

>>135739236
I wasn't even thinking about that! wew

If I don't put a fence up and let my chickens out, will they run away?

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Emily.

>>135739269
Isn't Chucklefuck "indie" by itselves?

>>135739582
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/portraits-mods-by-einari-41-41-all-villagers-done.109202/ This one seems mostly okay

>>135738883
Looks fantastic.

>>135739571
but anon chucklefish exclusively publishes indie games : ^ )

>>135739607
Nope and neither do they get eaten or taken by Demetrius.
They might decide to be too far away from coop and stay night outside making them unhappy.

>>135739638
There's no such thing as an indie publisher. It's a contradiction of terms.

>>135738783
sorry brother, only ever drawn 2 abigails

>>135739269
>they pay him money so that he can not work a real job for 4 years
Did this actually happen?

>>135739632
Best girl

>>135739778
doesn't spend millions on development and advertising seems indie to me

>>135739571
not any of the people you quoted, and i honestly wouldn't give a shit about who's right or wrong, i just think it's hilarious that you think this is worth an argument

>>135739807
He was straight out of college, how else do you think he survived 4 years working 10-hour days?

What to do with artifacts after donating them?

>>135739638
Yes, but ONLY by themselves. Not when they're publishing someone else. That's what "independent" means. In this context it's the same thing as "self-published".

>>135739254
Here you go:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/#post-2819297

Did this thread for some reason just turn angry as shit?

>>135739638
When as anyone let a silly thing like facts get in the way of shitposting?

>>135739883
well factually you're wrong.

>>135739883
You can't change the definition of indie to suit you. If you use a publisher, and that publisher financially assists you, you're not indie. Hell, even if they don't financially assist you and just take your money and promote you, you're not indie then either.

>>135739896
The argument is less about the indie part and more about an amature needing 4 years to make this buggy Facebook game and needing a publisher to sell it.

>>135739670
looks awful in my opinion

I've only seen a few styles that I liked but I doubt they'll be made for all characters

>>135739946
Being a privileged white man?

>>135740121
You really don't know what "generally" means do you

>>135740141
Yeah, the more I look at it now the worse it looks

>>135740154
>tumblr/10

>>135740194
>splitting hairs this hard to maintain your false reality that you're playing an indie title

>>135739946

I thought his girlfriend supported him.

>>135740107
>>135740121
it's not a dictionary word, it's something people pulled out of their butts after small groups and individuals started making games instead of only triple a companies or struggling smaller companies

get over yourself tbqh

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Guys stop taking the bait, make him work for his (You)s

>>135739781
Would you ever consider drawing an equally lewd Haley?

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>>135739670

>>135740294
I really don't give a shit whether I'm playing an indie game or not. I'm having fun.
It's you who brought this up. What is YOUR problem, son?

>>135740121
Don't like it, don't buy it, don't play it. Don't see how your autistic whining will help you though.

>>135739254

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/demetrius-white-skin.109186/

Scroll until you find "Beret's" Comment.

>>135740271
just seems.. I don't know the word, amateurish? many are too doll maker, I find it uncanny

>>135739883
>>135740330
>>135739638
>>135739269
Doesn't "indie" mean there was no or just little input by someone with money? It looks like Chucklefuck just let CA do his thing. Seems indie as fuck to me.

You see what's happening here, right? All this fighting? The Minecraft modders are here. All their years of drama and autism are spilling into this community.

Time to find another game. Soon Curse will start hosting mods for Stardew and corrupt everything good about it.

dont reply

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Does this thing even have a point besides the arcade?

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>>135740669

>buy duck
>after growing up it gives me a feather right away

Noice.

>>135740741
Repair the bus.

>>135740741
yes

>>135740741
Yeah. I'll give you a hint.
Did you repair the bus?

>>135739582
I just got the one from yesterday that made the marriage candidates into anime moeblobs.

It makes me want to actually bother with gifts instead of being a farming shut-in when they look cute instead of some $5 forum portrait comissions.

>>135740517
There's no official meaning, it's just a community word that started off as not funded or developed by one of the big guys.

>>135740876
>Independent video games (commonly referred to as indie games) are video games created by individuals or small teams generally without video game publisher financial support. Indie games often focus on innovation and rely on digital distribution. Indie gaming has seen a rise in the latter half of the 2000s decade, primarily due to new online distribution methods and development tools. Some games originated as indie have become very successful financially, such as Braid,[1] World of Goo,[2] Flow, and Minecraft.[3]

>>135740862
that's more of a depressing inlook to your personal preferences than anything

if you enjoy it it doesn't matter though

>>135740862
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mod-portraits-like-anime-style.107707/
this one?

>>135741067
>generally

>>135740517
That's how I view indie games as well, not necessarily self-published but not backed by corporate capital of big media companies.

>>135740354
maybe, anything in mind?

>>135741067
even your wiki garbage says generally

>>135741352
diversified farm master race

>>135741224
Her wearing nothing but an apron and her necklace, with a slightly angled perspective to see her sideboob while she looks into the camera and winks, possibly?

>>135741176
>>135741263
It also mentions financial support in the same sentence. Dunno if Ape received any.

>>135741352
I like his explanation, but what about bee farms? They weren't THAT lucrative were they? They even stoped working in winter.

>>135741579
>>135741224

I want this for Abby

hunting those legendary fishes makes me hate that stupid minigame so much

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>>135741579
>nothing but an apron and her necklace
This

>>135741727
do actual bee farmers take their honey in winter? I thought they were in a more hibernative state that time of year because no sources to make honey

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chubby bear harvey makes the aerobics scene so much better

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>>135741749
>wearing an apron

>>135741727
bee farms were ridiculous with the right flowers nearby

>>135742043
My grandfather and my uncle have bees. You basically have to feed your bees during winter wit sugar water so they don't die because, well, you did take away all their food they stored for the cold season.

>tempted to buy this game
>overwhelmingly positive reviews on Steam
>but the vast majority of them only have 30-50ish hours played

Does this game have enough open ended content to satiate my autism? I have trouble playing something if I know I can't sperg out on it and let it consume me for weeks.

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>>135742156
Last time I talked to her she said good morning and gave me breakfast. :3

>>135742217
>Winter is a nervous time for beekeepers. With every snow, and blast of cold, north wind, we wonder and worry how our bees are doing. Months of cold, winds, snow, rain, fog and clouds causes us to fret over our bees' well-being. In December, most of us place our ear against the outside of the hive and give a gentle tap to see if they are still buzzing, and usually they are. It is rare for a hive to die in December or even in January. The fact is, most hives that die do not even die in February. They die in March, when they have exhausted their food supply and have few to forage the early nectar on the occasional warm days. And by March varroa destruction (mites) have spread viruses throughout the colony causing the bees die several months sooner than normal.
being a bee seems hard

>>135742241
>>but the vast majority of them only have 30-50ish hours played
It came out 3 weeks ago dude

>>135742241
I've had last week off and have been doing little more than playing this game. I think I'm at ~80-90 hours. I'm in a state of immense relaxation and I'll at least play another 80-90. The first (and last) time I played Minecraft I quit after like 2 hours because I got bored.
This shit is great and 15 bucks for 150 hours is good value even if you do quit after that.

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>>135742241
I'm 96 hours logged and not even married yet.

would I be correct in saying that if I have a lightning rod two squares away from a growing fruit tree, said tree will not grow?

>>135741167
This one.

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mcmc-portraits.109112/

>>135739670
Some of them, like the bachelorettes and Jas, look really good, but others like Pierre and Harvey look really strange. Sam and Elliot look like women.

>>135742349
There are people with well over 100 hours in the game so far.

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Why is this dumb ass tree not growing as opposed to the other three?

>>135742602
No

>>135742602
If it's TWO squares away, it should be fine. The fruit trees only care about the squares directly next to them (the 3x3 with the tree in the middle).

>>135742241
You can have fun for a long time when you're not using the wiki. Take your time to figure everything out.

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It's done, the cowgirl has proper cowtits now.

>i just want to keep the art of fishing alive!
>by sending you after a fish that's not even in season
>or a fish that's so rare that spending 12 hours straight fishing for it with level 10 fishing with a baited and lured iridium rod only lands one of them, but I asked for two to be caught!
Fuck you, dude.

>>135742713
True, but 30-50 hours isn't exactly nothing, especially for a new-ish game.

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guys i'm working on an abby portrait, hope you like it.

>>135742781
so if I have something directly next to that 3x3 it won't grow?

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>>135738887
You just listed some things you didn't understand nor like. But you're welcome to continue to get mad and waste time in a thread of a game you don't even play.

>>135742349
>>135742513
>>135742551
>>135742797

True, gonna tr it out. $15 is a good deal for at least 60 hours of autistic addiction

>>135742874
She looks too old. Fix it.

>>135742936
As longs as it's not in the 3x3, you're fine. The squares next to the 3x3 (the 5x5 squares) are fine to put stuff in.

>>135742719
>waiting on fruit trees to finish bundles
>meanwhile normal trees grow like weeds

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Reminder that normal soil also gives you artifacts sometimes. Found a dwarf scroll 4 by digging around soil in +80 level of the mines.

Also found the green doll in soil inside the mines.

>>135742801
>flat tits
the pony mod is better senpai

>>135742801
Link?

>>135742874
too thin

>>135742801
How do I install?
t. retard
Does it replace cows or Marnie?

>>135742801
>sideview
proper pancake tits maybe

Christ it hasn't been out long and lewd mods are out?

>>135743465

Can't do much about the sideview without changing them to look sideways instead of 3/4.

Is there a way to break down diamonds for coal or something that makes coal besides using all my wood?

Do lightning rods need to be seperated? I put mine in a straight line and it's a thunderstorm but only one of them are moving like the other machines do when they're processing something.

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>>135743350
>>135743094
abby best girl

>>135743846
kill the bouncing faggots in the ice levels of the mine

>>135743846
Go to the 50+ snow areas in the mines and kill the little black sprites that hop around. Decent coal drop rate.

>>135743750

Lewd mods were out a week ago in the nexus.

>>135743945
Yeah I am just was wondering if there was a faster way without using all my poor wood.

>>135743916
No, I've got mine in a straight line too, and they've all been working at one point.
It's just random whether they actually get hit by a bolt or not.

>>135744154

Fastest way is to just buy it from Clint.

>>135744162
Oh, okay. I just saw one get hit by lightning and it started working. Guess they only start moving around then.

>>135742801
Link, topless, and other cow when?

I wish you could build a junimo house on your farm once you finished the bundles. They're cute.

>Pam sometimes sends you batteries
>her quest is needing a battery
maybe I should stop giving her alcohol

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What the fuck am I supposed to be doing with all these spare scrolls? Give them to the dwarf for relationship points or what?

>>135745094
Teach Vincent and Jas.

>>135745094
trash

>>135745094
Pretty much.
They're not even worth selling.

>>135745094
give them to the dwarf, they're liked gifts and are worth fuck all

alternatively, be a retard like me and offer them to penny and then shitpost about how the bookworm doesn't enjoy ancient, half-rotted scrolls

>>135744075
I saw a fully nude haley potrait/sprite a few days ago,

>>135744754
I just want a shed.
>farm building
>150 wood, 50 stone, 5 clay, 1000g
>takes up 3x3 tiles
>has 7x7 tiles inside
>plain, empty floor designed for storage of chests and machine
>allows for furniture placement

It's basically all I need, perhaps with the exception of being able to build flower pots for indoor crop placement.

Does the wizard not have any, like, heart events or what?
I've gotten him to ten without anything really happening.

>>135745778
He's not a romance character.

>planted so many crops it takes me until 11am and one full energy bar to water them
>hit farming 10 with my other skills at 6
>accidentally got rich off of cranberries
I've made a huge mistake

>>135745850
I'm aware, but I thought people get normal events.
Guess not.

Is "CA will add marriageable Shane/more romance options" a real thing?

Ape just had to have Robin be married to a nig. What is with indie developers and cuckoldry?

>>135745535
Aye, as much as I like barns&coops, a proper shed would look better.

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Holy fuck why did I think this was a good idea

>CA said he would do the AMA after the patch was released
>https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/711278060478210048
SOON

Do you actually need to fence in your animals?

>>135746213
Ask for a refund on Steam!

:^)

>>135745932
They can but rarely very many.

>>135746213
upgrade your watering can ed-boy

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>>135746279

>>135745535
Flower pots (or planter or whatever):
>unlocked as a recipe from Robin at farming level 10
>5000g recipe
>10 clay, 5 premium fertilizer, 20 fiber, 1 gold bar
>1x1 tile, can be placed inside your house or in a shed
>can grow crops year round
>needs to be placed right next to a window to work

I consider it balanced that 1) it requires a high level to get 2) it can only be placed along the back wall in your house to work 3) you have to either build a shitload of sheds which can only have 7 plants at a time or sacrifice interior design in your house 4) sprinklers can't be used since it's indoors.

HOLY FUCK I BOUGHT ALL THE RECIPES IN TOWN AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE 20% OF ALL THE RECIPES AVAILABLE WHAT THE FUCK

>>135742719

How did you get gates to work with your stone fence???

>Lucky day
>Treasure hunter tackles
>Not a single treasure even seen before the first one breaks
Y-you too.

I heard there was a marriage update coming up?
Should I wait for its release to waifu my waifu?

>>135746279
AMA on /sdvg/ when? :^(

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>>135746869
I feel you fisherbuddy

>>135746815
I placed a gate in the gap, that was literally it

>end of Year 1
>Don't have Desert unlocked

am I pretty much fucked?

>>135747159
Yes, uninstall asap

>>135746765
>thinking it would be that easy

>>135746993
not until shitposters are done with their waifu wars

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>>135747008
Nevermind, I just got one.
It had a single bait inside.

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>>135741579
first time with haley and pretty inexperienced with explicitly lewd stuff in general

>>135747237
BUT WHERE DO I GET THE REST

>>135747727
now recolor her hair purple and say it's abby for that other anon

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Real minor thing, but apparently Hollys won't refill health and energy next update.

>>135747613
>tfw English is your third language
>"Potluck tomorrow, anon! Bring something good!"
>don't bother to look up "potluck" and think it's something like gift exchange
>bring a diamond
>"Throw something into the soup, anon!"
>"Ehhh.... o-okay."

>>135747785
Make friends with people, watch tv.

>>135747727
Work on your hands, anon. Don't be afraid of them.

t. /ic/

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>>135747948
I did exactly the same man

> think it's some giant pot where everyone throws in a gift and then fishes one out
> think i'm extra generous and bring a diamond
> it's a big cauldron of soup
> can't throw my diamond in
> got nothing else with me
> OH SHIT WHAT HAPPENED DID EVERYONE THROW SOMETHING IN?
> the shame almost makes me alt+f4

>>135747919
It's not like people eat forageables other than the berrybushes that come in literal hundreds anyway, and maybe the spring onions at the very start.

>>135747919
>Winter
>Still eating forage
FUCK, MY LINUS RUN!

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>>135747613
>mfw the Governor makes a kitty face

>>135748529
>tfw get irrationally angry every time i see that bubble

>>135745951
he said that on twitter, so yes

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>>135748260
>there isn't even a word in your native language for it
>the Swiss seem to have one, though

I did have a morel with me, thankfully. Everyone loved it.

>>135748635
Easy there, Kent.

>>135748529
You eat the fish raw frequently. Stardew valley is a crazy place.

I also spent 30 days without eating anything so I suspect I actually died before I came to this place.

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>everything up until floor 80 of the mine is a dull cakewalk that can be beaten by spamming m1
>suddenly floor 81 is a rape dungeon

>>135748768
You don't even have to use the toilet.

Hell, I can't even remember drinking anything except that one time with Shane when we were talking about drowning ourselves in the lake!

>>135748841
Whenever you get the Obsidian Sword it becomes a cakewalk again.

>>135748841
The dungeoneering in this game is a lot of things but not hard

>>135748768
I think you can probably make it 30 days. I don't think your farmer ever has a glass of water, though.

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>>135748768
>Not eating raw fish all the time

Got my first Prismatic Shard. What do?

>>135747727
I like it I hope you do more

>Get The Division
>Haven't played Stardew in days
>Load it up
>Kegs require Oak Resin now
>Uninstall

How do I mod this out?

Why does Leah just stare at walls when I marry her

>>135749282
Think back to the moment you bought the pendant.

>>135749256
>a bloo bloo I can't autistically get millions of gold coins per month


Just build some tappers you dumb cunt.

>>135748748
> threw everything eatable in my shipping box before leaving
> except for the diamond
> tfw noone said a word
> tfw everyone knew who was the leech that didn't brought anything
> SIE WUSSTEN ES

I wish I could at least have given it to le purple lady of mineralmunching right there

>>135747727
It is still pretty great, thanks anon!

>>135749038
Donate to the museum, obviously.

>>135738875
>>135739236
>you can get hundreds of berries when the bushes bear fruit during some seasons that way
>it's pretty nice if you do kegs and jam
I really hope you're not wasting time making salmonberry wine.

>>135749682
>read all day
>can't see anything one meter or further away from you

I know what that feels like.

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FUCKING FINALLY

Will I be finally able to upgrade my shit now?

Can someone post the image of the best greenhouse layout in terms of sprinklers please?

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I thought you were supposed to be poor

>be vegetarian
>happy you can't slaughter animals
>see Alex giving a steak to his dog

#TRigGErDDDDDDD

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Who /best girl/ here?

>>135749365
As they currently stand, in early game it is very difficult to put them together. Then it takes 14 days for the best crops to grow, then another 6 to process wine. That's one batch a season for whatever various expensive housing and farm building improvements that you need to finish the community center.

Sure, there's some retards that powergame a 100k+ keg farm by the end of the first year, but if they want to ignore everything that makes a game fun for autismbux then let them. It's single player. I just want an easy way to make money while I do one of the other hundred things there is to do in this game.

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Everytime I go to sleep my game crashes, what do family? ;_;

>>135750332
You go on a dinner date with Alex as one of his high-level heart events and he orders steak there too :^)

>>135750551
Stop going to sleep. :)

>>135750332
Also more than happy to serve meat during events.

>>135750449
>Implying powerleveling and min/maxing isn't fun

>>135746213
Because it is a good idea. Think of the money you're going to make come harvest time.

Just go water your crops and try for bare minimum of five levels a day in the mines until you get what you need for sprinklers.

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>>135750345
Every girl is best girl, anon.

>>135750127
>Afghanistan valley
Better get combat to lvl 10 so you can start building MANPADS for those pesky Hinds

>>135748841
>tfw going from Silver Sabre to Obsidian Edge
It was pretty fun trying to go for 100 before Summer started.

>>135750639
>>135750782
do you think someone will actually whine about bodybuilder not being vegan?

>>135751316
Whiners can't be bothered to play the game so long, if at all.

>>135751316
Considering the track record of tumbl and such: VERY YES.

>>135751316
There's people posting in the official forums unionrically requesting a third gender where NPCs refer to you as "they".
What do you think?

What trees should I put in my greenhouse?

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Damn that is way easier than the other shit.
I hope that faggot Pierre runs out of business now goddamn I hate him so much

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wew lad

>>135750281
>gift Linus diamonds regulary
>still lives in a tent
Linus pls

>>135750281
>>135752247
He just prefers it like this, he told you countless times, didn't he?

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>>135752284
no fucking way
this changes everything

>>135752247
>>135750281
He lives there by CHOICE!

He's a secret agent who is hunted by half of the world. He knows things.

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>>135752247
Never noticed how he said he "choose this life style"? Even if he has money he'd still live in a tent

>>135752365
to be fair this logic works flawlessly with abby and amethyst

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>>135752284
Holy shit stop the fucking presses.

What are the junimos doing with all of these bundles?

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>mfw I can't understand how question forks work in this game's events

Goddamnit Jas, why is it so hard to code events for you
Or anyone else, for that matter

>>135752075
POO

I actually do like the full beard as opposed to the silly little mustache base Harvey has.

>>135752284
This changes everything!

Any way to get double wide gates? My horse is fat

>>135750449
Try cutting out the wine part. Just sell the fucking crops straight up. Less hassle.

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Does anyone here like Penny or is that just me?

>>135752284
What portrait mod is that?

>>135753465
Penny is nice, but no match for Abby.

>>135753465
I liked her, but then I went after Haley and she's more cute.

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>>135753465
I like penny too.
I just wish i could marry Emily

>>135753465
I'm stuck between liking Penny and Haley.

Haley started out stuck up but she's being too adorable now trying to change.

>>135753465
The one with all the old versions of bachelors

>Overhauled marriage candidates portrait mod 1.2.1
https://mega.nz/#!MVtwQSxD!xu_Y0O3W-degIrtMIjFqyJPoG_MVM3343EAmedJyB5Y

>Smuglord likes both beer and wine.
Quality husband material.

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>>135754052
Please vacate the premises.

>>135752075
i'm upset

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She stays in bed all day, what do?

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post villager progress
Year 2 Spring 19 here

>>135754364
Divorce her and marry best girl (Abby) instead.

>>135754364
>marriage day
>all day in bed
I think it's pretty fucking obvious what she wants you to do.

>>135754171
I play as a female you faggot.
by mistake, the sprite looked totally male

If I'm going homo I'll take penny instead.

What exactly does the fortune teller in the festival tell you if you decide to be a whore and gift loads of marriage candidates a bouquet? I heard she says something unique about that.

>>135754367
>caring more about money than friendships

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finally got the high quality fertilizer recipe. now to wait until spring.

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>>135754534
Maybe something about broken hearts?
All I got was this though.

>>135754534
Something like "You're gonna leave a lot of broken hearts" or something, if I'm not mistaken.

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>>135754367
First winter.

>>135752763
what could be so hard about it?
post some of the syntax.
Does this game evenload source code, or is it some engine API?

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>>135754942
>>135754367
First winter, too

>>135739269
But he was a part-time movie theatre usher

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>>135753465
You're not alone

>>135750332

That's so dumb. It's a dog, what do you expect Alex to feed him, Quinoa ?!

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>>135754367
Year 1 Summer 16. Not too bad, I'd say.

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>No pics of Marnie getting fucked by a farm animal or the farmers dog

help I dont know who to choose betwen haley and penny
i want to rescue and protect penny but haley is hot and became nice
plus she owns a camera

>>135755504
every woman will eventually become her mother.

>>135753465

Trees bruh. They tell secrets.

>>135752075
That's actually kinda cool

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Whoa I sure love video games.

>>135755835
It's what you set as your favourite thing you fucking nerd

>>135753465
I like Penny most of them.
I like her so much that I don't even need a bimboification cleavage mod for her

>>135747613
>Tfw brought a rare mushroom for the potluck thinking it would be a good centerpiece.
>Throw that bad boy into the soup
>Governor loved it
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

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>>135755835
I love keks

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>>135755115
I'm editing the xnb files, so no, no engine API.
What's so annoying about this are the question forks that seem to work in mysterious and indecipherable ways, and the (what I'm assuming to be) conditions for the event to start.

Most of the stuff is pretty straight forward, like "speak Sam \" or "move farmer 0 2 0". What I'm not understanding is the "46/f". Is the 46 the id for the event? Some variable?

I'm too stupid for this.

>>135755835
>Not thoughts of RASHIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Step it up anon

what spot do I cast from to catch Legend? the Wiki just says that he's in the mountain lake

It's Summer the 15th. If I planted a shitload of starfruits right now, would they be ready to harvest on the 28th, or wither on fall 1st?

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>>135755115
>>135756216
Here's another example with Seb's events.

>>135752075
He looks better than vanilla.

>>135756457
What's the growth days on Starfruit?
That +1 since it doesn't count the day you plant 'em, and you get the day when you can harvest them.

>>135756532
I hope that whoever uploaded that is just retarded and it doesn't actually have to be that awfully formatted.

I'm mid-winter year 1 now, with 20k in cash.
When I dump the winter stockpiles I expect 60k or more in cash.

Should I save it all and go into seeds and normal spring farming? Or should I dump all the money into mass producing beehives(goal being 100+ of them)

>>135753465
Penny is just the one that sticks to me most.

She's just so cute and wife material, good with children. Plus, marrying her gives her a proper home, not a trailer just waiting for Trevor Philips to come busting into.

>>135756678
13 days.

I'm wondering if I need speed-gro or not.

>>135756829
13 days * 3 = 39 days, won't work
13 days with speed grow makes 11 days * 3 = 33, won't work

Doesn't matter, really.

>>135756216
the / seem to seperate conditions and/or instructions.
my guess for line 21 would be
>event 44, friendship sam : 500, "p sam"(maybe some other flag?)

When I go to the social window there's a gift icon and two green crosses next to it, what does it mean? Some have one and some have two. Does it mean I can't give them any more gifts or what?

>>135757249
one gift per day, two gifts per week
that's the counter for the weekly gifts, it resets on sunday

>>135757249
1 gift per day
2 gift per week

you can't hammer them into submission with wintertime gifting, need to keeps a steady pressure

>>135757249
You're limited to two gifts a week, the cross indicates that person alredy had a gift. 2 Crosses means the person got 2.

It resets each Sunday. Birthdays allow you to gift a third one if it's not in Sunday or monday, the gift counter glitches out and shows 1 cross out of 2, but you still can't give more.

>>135757249
2 gifts per week.

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Clint.. I'm not interested....

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>Dusty is Alex's dog
>must have had him since before he lived with his grandparents
>grandparents took Alexin but wouldn't take the dog
>Dusty lives in a box outside all alone in all weathers
If I marry Alex, can Dusty come live with us?

>>135757653
*tips welding mask*

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>>135757723
No he gets replaced by your dog and Harvey has to put down Dusty.

>>135757723
Dusty stays in the box if you marry Alex

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Is this the right spot to catch the legend?

>season changes
>all crops suddenly die
>you're supposed to use math to calculate the effect of fertilizer on a particular plant to make sure it'll grow before the season ends

Why is this game still so fucking bad?

>>135758035
If you go to the other side of the lake, you're probably closer to the log.

>>135756783
I can assure you that that's how it's formatted. It might be because the file was extracted as ".yaml", but I really wouldn't know.
Heck, I only know a bit of C++.

>>135757116
I managed to make the event start by putting "457522754/f", so the number is probably the event id.
My guess is that the p indicates the characters present in the event and/or those that get a friendship boost from it.
For example, there's an event that goes "100/f Kent 750/p Kent/p Jodi"
750 is probably the minimum required friendship with Kent to trigger the event (it should be something like 3 hearts).

>>135758071
growth fertilizer also has rng to it. it doesn't seem to accelerate at a set rate. All my crops are fucked up this season and not growing uniformly

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>>135740480

>>135756216
That guy has a degree in programming and he invented that retarded-ass nightmare of a scripting system. No wonder it took him 4 years to get this far and still have this many problems.

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>>135757893
>>135757891
I'm taking this up with Ape.