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i love my tf2gfu!
how come people who watch anime are so good at the game
>>135660324
because tf2(g) belongs to anime
hey guys top level 6v6 player here
ask me great questions and i will answer them all as best i can
i dont know anything about trading so dont ask me about trading!
>>135660324
lol
>>135660454
lol
>>135660434
Thanks a bunch.
>>135660487
he laughs but brings up no refutations because he knows animes are the BEST at this virtual KILLING game
>>135660461
why do you think you are top level if you dont even include all weapons and classes?
you are top level at circlejerking on private servers, thats about it.
>>135660461
What will it take for Pyro to be viable?
>>135660461
Give a point value to each of the 6s classes in a midfight
>>135660324
Thanks for reminding me, I haven't watched anime in a while and I was wondering why I was bad
>>135660754
This.
>>135648230
You up for one more, my dude?
>posted meme pastebin on reddit
>9th highest rated post of all time
wtf
http://pastebin.com/pY7FydMR
>>135661284
sry friend nearly 1am here and im pooped
i might be free enough over the weekend to do some more tho
goodnight /tf2g/ <3
>>135660754
They would still kick everyone's ass with everything allowed. It's just a custom game mode.
>>135661876
you suck and i can't wait until you stop coming to this general
>>135662062
>my main can beat your non inclusive main
lol no
HE'S 9 HEALTH
i dont main scout anymore
>>135660461
How do I improve in skill at Scout?
What is your opinion on taking 1v1s as Scout?
What do I need to say to get my medic to buff me more often as Scout?
>>135662190
each day you say this i'm adding a year onto how long i stay
>>135662436
what do you main now?
>>135660754
If you challenged a top 6s team to a game where your side had no class and unlock limits, they would push your shit in on every map.
>>135662665
nothing
but i might try sniper lol
i main faggot
>>135662749
i also main soldier
>>135662524
I thought you were going to sleep?
>>135660754
all classes are included in 6s
some classes are just worse than others and are proven to be worse than others in a lot of situations even in pubs
as for weapon bans, 1. most of the weapon bans arent important and only serve to make the game move faster and 2. the fact that you think that the players who spend all of their time improving their dm and knowledge of game mechanics and strategy will somehow be completely ruined thru the addition of weapons like "the phlogistinator" and "the panic attack" is pretty funny. the fact is those bans are mostly in place for lower level players who might actually get stomped by people using those weapons and be turned away from comp tf2
>>135660879
its hard to do that because it varies a ton not just map to map but also throughout the midfight
generally you want scouts to be up later, soldiers can die whenever as long as theyve had effective efficient lives, and demo needs to be as resource efficient as possible in regards to heals and damage taken, while still being in position to catch people out or stop aggression in certain areas from the enemy team
>>135660757
some very bad decisions from valve
or good ones, but either way it will take changing the pyro class as we know it. people really just need to let it go and learn how to actually aim or predict or take off the fursuit
>>135662796
lmao
>>135662743
>Having a main
>Maining a sniper
>>135662724
>if a top 6s team challenged a top 6s team to a game where only one side had no class and unlock limits, they would dominate
stop living in your retarded little world
>>135662875
Hey can you reply to my post?
>>135662451
>>135662917
i know
sniper ruins games and pisses off everybody teehee
>>135663058
Only when he's played by someone who plays sniper and nothing else.
>>135662875
,
>>135660754
Is just ebin trol, don't fall for it
>>135663264
i am going to do that :D
>>135662451
>>135662451
youre gonna get this everywhere but you improve in skill by practice
the best way i can tell you is to learn to enjoy your dm practice, because up to the very top level, improving on scout requires a lot of grind, and a lot of nerdy "aim theory" every top level scout ive talked to has come at it from a different way so you really just need to try all the options available (soap dm, being mge no lifing, constant pugs, demo reviews and newbots, etc)
as far as scout 1v1s go generally its possible to avoid them entirely by proper play, but then the thing is you WANT to take them a lot if you are consistently winning them
so i guess my advice would be to be aware of the enemy scouts skill levels either thru prior knowledge or by testing them a few times in game
if they shit on you, stop fighting them, if you shit on them, keep doing that, seems pretty simple but a lot of people have problems with adjusting and pressing their advantages (big mental difference between low and high level 6s players)
if you want buffs as scout just get crit heals and walk up to the medic pressing e
if he doesnt buff you say 'buff' over mic
if he still doesnt buff you hes a potato and its not your fault so dont worry about it
but also try to be aware when he actually has to keep someone alive and doesnt have time for your lily ass
>I main a class
>>135660051
http://strawpoll.me/7119204
>in a pub mvm round
>someone decides to start a blame game on me
>"welcome to mvm pub. now shut the fuck up"
>insta votekick
>votekick fails
>he decides to melee me nonstop for the whole next round
oh wow
>>135661876
goodnight, dude of mine
>>135663316
Thanks.
>and a lot of nerdy "aim theory"
>newbots
Can you go into what these things mean? I don't understand.
>>135662931
>failing this hard at dodging the point
Comp rules are for the benefit of high level players going against high level players, not little pubscrubs such as yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Z92f3uu7U
I look forward to seeing you and everyone like you crying about getting fucking REKT by stacks using 6s-style rollouts despite you having everything you whined for when MM launches.
>>135663760
look up the map tr_arena_rc2
aim training map where you 1v1 a bot with infinite health
good for practicing without worrying about other people or joining a server
aim theory is stuff like, thinking about mouse control, thinking about tracking vs flicking, thinking about mouse placement and prefires with hitscan, just any "deeper thought" you put into the simple concept of "click on man"
i think everybody does it on some level, but its the process of trying to understand and rationalize Why it is you miss
>>135660461
I main Soldier but I have more fun playing Heavy. What to do?
>>135664189
it sounds like you dont main soldier you main heavy :)
youre a heavy main :)
how shameful :)
>>135660461
Shotgun or Flaregun?
>>135663562
>switch to another class
>the blame guy switches to engy
>pretend im doing something
>die
>sit and watch
>it fails
>"gg engy :^)"
>he guy gets triggered
lel
>>135660461
how does it feel to know you play in the meme format while HL is way more popular and doesn't neglect 4 out of the 9 classes?
>>135664363
shotgun i think is what the highest level pyros use
im really not the best person to ask
flareguns a lot of fun as a weapon so if youre playing non-competitively or you really strongly prefer it it probably doesnt matter
>>135664454
Everyone knows HL is handicapped by being a nightmare to organize and cast. If anything, even 6v6 might be too large to make tf2 successful.
>>135664454
being inclusive isnt always a good thing and being broadly popular isnt always a good thing
highlander is a boring slow moving droolfest where 4 out of 9 classes are neglected anyway by virtue of being completely useless except for being a x1 on point
>>135664018
Thanks.
I have thought about that stuff, people say to aim with your movement but I don't quite understand it, it works but I don't know why it does.
How do I use this map?
>>135664449
>>135663562
This is why I always avoid lobby-based games. There's always a oversensitive faggot willing to ruin someone's fun.
>>135660461
Is the huntsman viable
>>135663973
>6s fags
>WHY IS HE USING SHITTY SANDMAN FUCKING CRUTCH
>WHY IS THIS IDIOT RUNNING HEAVY TO MID I CANT BOMB THEIR MED FUCKING CRUTCH
>WOW HE ONE SHOT ME BECAUSE HE WAS CRIT A COLA BOOSTED
>COME ON GUYS LETS GO BACK TO PAYING TO PLAY TF2 IN ESEA AND TALKING DOWN TO EVERYONE WHO DOESNT
I can taste 6s fags tears already.
>>135664765
tf_allow point_servercommand always
put that line in your autoexec
it resets when you relaunch the game you have to put it in a config
>>135664952
>scout died in one rocket guess he was using sandman lol
>guys they cant get into mid they were down a person their heavy isnt here yet lol
>wow i one shot him because he had crit a cola on and he cant aim
>matchmaking is ok but its just for pubbers, lets keep playing in our established league against other like minded players for cash prizes and recognition
>>135665202
>>guys they cant get into mid they were down a person their heavy isnt here yet lol
whipped GRU heavy can get to mid as fast as the med. Of course 6s fags wouldn't understand this concept, nice try though :)
>>135664997
nothing changed, i have tr_arena_rc2.bsp.bz2 in the maps with tr_arena_rc2.bsp
>func_regenerate(resupply_red) has no associated model.
>func_regenerate(resupply_blu) has no associated model.
>point_servercommand usage blocked by sv_allow_point_servercommand setting
p
>>135665443
try using that command in the main menu instead of with the map loaded
im not 100% sure
>>135665409
so thats 3 people on your team that are as slow to mid as the slowest person to mid on a normal 6s team (the medic)
>>135664952
>>135665409
>all I need to beat froyotech is sandman, cola, gru and whip
>y-yeah...
Like I said before, none of those unlocks will save your shitter ass.
Is the huntsman the best weapon or the greatest weapon?
>>135665605
I got it working, I didn't try doing the console command on the main menu though.
>>135664952
>>135665409
>gasol tries to make believable shitposts
xionxang is a furfag
why are there so many furfags on this general
pyro is the best class
>>135666735
>walk forward at demoman
>he double donks you
great class idiot
>>135666603
why are so many latinos furries
>>135666603
why not :r
>>135666997
why are so many germans furries
>>135667138
germans because they are a cucked nation ever since the holocaust
not sure for latinos, i think they are just inherently degenerate
>>135667570
Can confirm. I am a degenerate latino.
>>135664449
>>135663562
I'm still this anon. Just had another situation where a random decided to pick (and blame) me for the round failure.
>in a pub mvm match
comp must be twice as terrible, eh
Before playing TF2 i watched Meet the Medic and thought "wtf? there's a class that uses a wheelchair?"
meet me
>kicked from pub that i was destroying (100 point difference between me and the second person on my team and first person on other team)
>move maps
>join team
>le every1 go heavy XD
>who ever doesnt gets le kick! XDD
>goes class i want
>UR A LE TRADER XD
>tell them to fuck off back to r/eddit
>kicked instantly
>>135669291
desu this is why I disgust lobby based gamesopen world tf2 when
>>135669291
>>tell them to fuck off back to r/eddit
you did good
>>135669296
this autism hurts to read
>>135669291
>had a bad/terrible day
>"wew time to play TF2 and ruin a random's day!"
sometimes i wonderwhy
i dont give a shit about competitive tf2 but b4nny is the biggest autist
>>135669291
>kicked instantly
That is how you "win", anon.
>tfw you queue and get put against one of your friends
i hate this
i hate this
*points at me*
i hate autistic piss-smelling slavs too
uh, a lil help?
>>135672676
Literally useless garbage.
>>135671447
he really is
he got triggered when his team lost to 5 heavies and a medic, then banned everyone who called him salty in his stream chat
>>135672676
my epic
>>135672676
the kill yourself already human
>>135672676
SCISSORS
>>135672676
my epic
>>135672676
You seriously suck dude
>>135672676
Flamethrower 2.0
>>135672676
the ANIME shooter
>>135672676
pistol
>>135672676
i KILL with this
>>135672676
ur mums dik
>>135672676
Yellow Gunslinger
>>135672676
le pew pew hand
>>135672676
SQUID LASER X-D
>>135672676
personal vibrator
>>135672676
Gun that was supposed to have cool draw animation
>>135672676
my epic
>>135673589
epic
>>135672676
LE FUNKe LAWNMOWWR
>>135673846
I'm voting for the trump meme
>>135673846
ur mums dik
>>135673846
Larolaro pls gib draw animation
>>135673846
my epic
>>135673846
roll for this as desc
>>135673921
>>135673846
my buttplug
>>135673846
>ur mums dik
>>135673846
28 wasted posts
>>135673846
rolls are tf2 related
>>135673846
yfw its two metal cocks glued together
>>135673846
SPY IS VIABLE IN THE CURRENT 6V6 METAGAME
>>135673846
fuck you for shitting up the thread with this garbage.
>>135673846
le penis vagenis gan
>>135673846
rainbow dash butt plug
>>135673846
MEME MEME MEME CITY
>>135673846
dik metal sandwich
>>135674279
stop posting this gif
>>135673846
I WANT DOTSY'S DICK
>>135673846
>>135674279
Spy is not viable in hte 6v6 metagame
>>135674459
>gif
anon please
>>135674510
no me
>>135674585
fuck
>hte
*the
>>135666076
It's the cutest weapon.
>>135674645
I honestly don't give a shit
>>135674279
https://youtu.be/wSkK2flXH68?t=3m30s
completely viable
>>135674876
lol i rekt that guy
does anyone want to plaay ranked with me?
did valve still not fix the game crashing with a custom hud?
>>135675879
No.
does jill hate muslims
>>135674820
I love watching him getting buttblasted over fucking nothing
>have you ever played a sport before
>yes
Thanks, MvM
>>135676108
>wow look someone is taking a serious game seriously what a fagggggot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MVM
>>135676258
>he has never heard of joking around before in his life
>>135676363
that's whatmatchmakingis for
>>135676219
>mfw based viva has spent more money on tf2 than he has made
>>135676457
when you're stomping the fuck out of the other team because they don't care you don't think it's fine to joke with your teammates?
>>135676478
anon please don't
>>135676606
don't what?
>ask big bad trade server top scorer to mge me
>"lel ur a fag"
>doesnt want to go to a place with no random crits and bull shit turned off
KEK why are shit talkers always like this and never mge?
>>135676842
Because they're le mooselk pootis xD bads
So i havent touched TF2 in over 3 days now
Gonna try and pubstomp again and i'll play soldier since he is easy as fuck
I don't like watching streams because they have friends and I don't.
can i be a tf2gfu
>>135677613
id?
Raffle?
>TFW I'm no one's tf2gfu
>TFW no tf2gfu
>>135674876
Ha, that's pretty good.
http://tf2r.com/k9t4qfb.html
Has anyone else ever had all the source games they own just stop working at the exact same time?
As of yesterday none of my source games fucking work. Which pisses me off since I quite like the competitive mode
http://tf2r.com/kk5t35k.html
>>135676842
>playing on trade servers
>thinking you have the moral high ground
You're both faggots.
who want to mm?
mm me
>>135679667
this whole thing will be dead a month after release, doubly fast if you have to pay for it
>>135680379
I'm not salty, I'm bitter.
Or sour.
I don't even know at this point.
>>135680645
you are you
http://tf2r.com/k5q6esk.html
rafl
also i apologize for the 1 week trade hold but i really want to rafl something
hold me
>>135676842
Because I don't play this game enough to be able to back up all the shit I talk and it makes the target even more mad when you don't mge that's why I always challenge them and never show up
>be me
>using nice hud
>try comp
>crash
>low priority MM for next half hour
why
>tfw no friends
>tfw people hate you because they think you're popular
:(
>>135683487
can i be your friend
i also don't have many friends
can i be you
>>135683487
id?
you are you
>>135683487
no people hate you because you are a shit cunt
oh
>>135683371
jesus does not like you
>play comp solo
>get matched into game with my old iron team
>theyre still fucking terrible
>lmao
>>135684138
jesus was a muslim
>>135683676
sure
>>135683878
I am not a shit cunt
i think medic would hate muslims
germans LOVE muslims
>>135684414
what class likes muslims most
>>135684323
nvm im shy
>>135684606
that's fine
What mercenary is the kinkiest?
>>135684995
kill yourself
>>135684995
Spy.
>>135684995
medic
maybe engineer
anyone here bored of tf2 yet
>>135685848
If I was, I wouldn't be here.
>>135685848
I quit for a year or so, but then I relapsed. I never really got bored of it, I guess.
Isn't it funny how the people who seem to bitch the most about OP weapons are the people using the OTHER OP weapons?
>The Phlog is too OP! It melts right through my Spycicle and Dead Ringer!
>The Dead Ringer is too OP! Even after all 3 rockets I can't kill them with my Black Box! They just always manage to get away!
>It's not fair! My Conch doesn't save me from a fully charge Machina body shot!
Stay salty, scrubs
>>135685848
ive been trying to get into a matchmaking game but someone leaves or it takes an hour
I feel lonely and sad inside.
feel me
>>135686029
The only weapon I complain about is sticky launchers. I believe that other than this (making demo into a demoknight by default is best) that every default weapon is best weapon and we should absolutely go back to this.
Fuck modern TF2.
tf2gfood
>>135686072
update: there was a hacker on my team an you can shoot through the spawn doors
http://strawpoll.me/7120647
http://strawpoll.me/7120647
http://strawpoll.me/7120647
http://strawpoll.me/7120647
>>135685848
Been taking long breaks so that it feels new to me again, but it's been making me feel rusty when playing certain classes when I do return.
That said, it's actually pretty nice going without TF2, or games in general for a bit. Got to read up on some stuff and spend most of my time fishing at the lake near here.
Came back today and tried out various stuff in pubs. Heard matchmaking received some improvements, but I've got a feeling it's just gonna be awful in the end.
i dont like demoman
>>135687201
was his name bonko?
>>135687741
he impersonated mulsek
>finally get matchmaking entry
>4 aimbotters in the other team in the first match
>2 aimbotters in the second match
>they choose sniper and spin uncontrolably
It's showing alot of promise
I don't know the last time I've seen a hacker. It must've been a few weeks at this point.
>destroying scrubs in matchmaking with /tf2g/ friends
>>135688506
fuck off crona
>Win a match
>Lose a match
>Win a match
>Lose a match
>Win a match
>Lose a match
>Perpetually fresh meat
Why don't medals give bonus xp? Why do I have to rely on a team to rank me up when you're rewarding my personal achievement with bullshit fluff?
>>135688893
wait, losing actually brings you down?
>>135688893
As they say in Dota 2: You are the only constant.
>When you get more support points as heavy than the medic in competitive
Nothing like saving our demo with burst HP from the sandvich
im nothing
>>135688962
Of course they fucking do, what the fuck do you think the whole competitive matchmaking thing is ABOUT?
>>135689294
But dota 2 is a game for baddies.
>>135689746
This doesn't make any sense because you depend on our team to win.
If at least all classes were exactly the same like in csgo this kind of thing would be ok but you there are different skill ceilings for different classes. Obviously someone is not going to play well.
i'm never getting out of rank 1
>>135689959
And TF2 isn't?
Every time you lose, the only thing that's the same in every team is that you're in it.
Thus, you are the one who isn't good enough to win, so multiple losses are your fault.
>b-but it's my team that sucks
No it ain't.
>>135690128
fuck off stupid weeb
Will we be getting badges for playing in the stress tests??
fuck off 26dollar
>>135686029
Whining shitheads like you who use the word salty are worse. You're a fucking joke dude kill yourself you have no right to complain about anything
>>135690139
Isn't there a term for that? Using a lack of evidence as proof?
use me as proof
>there are people still in rank 1
i actually feel bad
>that new rayshud background
pretty as fuck desu senpai
>>135691091
i dont like it desu senpai desu senpai
what new rayshud background
>>135691091
>>135691234
what does it look like?
>>135691091
agreed
I use stock HUD because I'm not a fag and that ray guy joined the server I was in and I insulted his HUD and headshot him several times while he played sniper. More like GaysHUD am I right LOL
heavy is such an idiotic class these days, you can easily push forward with it, and also deny the entire area
>>135691747
I think you mean demo
>>135690658
Conspiracy theories
>>135691389
like stars and shit
its gay
>>135690139
>No it ain't.
fuck off you hick
>>135691389
>>135692489
what place does that belong in team fortress 2?
>xd im a gay furry hud maker i love pretentious and meaningful pictures xDDD
stain on the team fortress 2 community
>>135692489
is that the source 2 update
>>135692006
with demo you actually have to aim and you have a counter class
>>135692582
During a recent road trip up north, I spent the night out of Snoqualmie Pass, WA. Epic light pollution from Seattle's suburbs, multiple wild fires, and the 90 interstate winding through the mountains made for some incredible lighting to frame Mt. Ranier and the milky way rising above it.
Some clarification on why the shot is so vibrant in colors: To expose the dark mountains in the foreground I took a 4 minute exposure (camera was on a tripod). I changed the settings on my camera to make it very sensitive to light thus it will pick up the faintest traces of light off in the distance over that four minute exposure period. This can make the faint glow of a city, forest fire, plane, stars, and even planets very intense! You can certainly see all this stuff with your naked eye out there, just not quite as vivid as you are sensory blind to many things that are actually going on due to the darkness. That's why the light coming from Seattle (quite far away actually) seems so overpowering in the right corner. The white glow on the left is car headlights reflecting off fire smoke that had settled into the valley during the cooler night air. The red glows and other colors from the city in the middle are from various neon signs and stop lights. The glow behind Mt. Ranier, as well as the glow on the very left hand side are from wildfires off in the distance (no danger to me from that spot). Hope this helps!
>>135693083
What a fucking faggot, compared to this guy, Dotsy and Human may as well be straight.
why are people such fags?
this asshole scout did nothing but drink critcola and roll teams with his medic buddy and farmed australiums
these people make me so fucking mad
I just got a hat drop! The first one I've gotten in years! It's a Geisha Boy!
>>135692743
Heavy has at least three counter classes and is pretty much a free kill if he isnt aiming at you with a medic
>>135693334
>sentry
>this kills the scout
>>135693912
>free kill
if he's retarded, sure
if he can aim and prioritize targets, no
Also the "counters" to heavy are pretty weak, spies and snipers are avoidable
>be on payload frontier
>dicking around and practicing my airblast reflection as a pyro
>doing mediocre but still carrying the team
>some underage demo on the other team keeps using ghetto facebook memes pretty screaming into his microphone as he asks his mom whats for breakfast
>pops off that pyro mains are cancer after I reflect a grenade pellet right into his face
>meanwhile on my team some autistic dipshit wont shut the fuck up and every sentence ends with a laugh
>his laugh sounds like the laugh of a sex offender
>genuinely torn between staying on one team to kill the kid or switching to kill the chatterbox
>>135693954
you can't build shit if you turn a corner and get buttblasted by an overhealed scout with minicrits
what the fuck am i supposed to do at such situation? go heavy and have him kill me in 2 shots? lay stickies and watch him hop around them?
this is why mm will never work and you might as well compare it to mannpower
What are some cosmetics that go with the StarDuster?
i'm trying to make a set
I main Huntsman Sniper
Fight me
>>135694701
Larakin (???) Robin and the Final Frontiersman or some boots.
>Scout is gonna get nerfed soon
>Demo is gonna get nerfed soon
>Sniper is gonna get nerfed soon
>Pyro is gonna get buffed soon
>mfw
>>135695287
Balance is good
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY HIT DETECTION IS SO BAD
i quit this game three years ago over it, and just picked it back up, and remembered why i quit
fucking christ
>>135696178
no you are just bad at aiming because you haven't played in three years
>>135696178
It's fine with me. Maybe you're just inaccurate, or shooting from an inappropriate range.
>people say the huntsman isn't viable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nG2Of0gvV0
>>135696418
>highlander
>>135696418
what a fucking idiot rofl
>>135696470
Yes, it is highlander. Very observant of you.
>>135696470
Well done on noticing the gametype
>Yes, it is highlander. Very observant of you.
>>135696618
Did you forget how to link to a post? Also, lame hat you have there.
If anyone can source this I will give you a hat.
I tried to draw the thumbnail of a file on my desktop.
(I had to censor it)
>>135696418
>implying you can't kill more efficiently if you're good with sniper rifle than when you're good with huntsman
>>135697284
>implying a rifle is as FUN
>6s gold/plat/inv players think theyre hot fucking shit for winning a MM game
holy fuck everyone who legit plays above silver needs to fucking die
>>135697420
>fun
>post no. ends in 420
>>135697642
>>135697632
better luck next match
>tfw i come back and see the tough break update notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
did keys suddenly drop in metal price last week? is there any reason for it?
at what sensitivity do you play and what's your mouse dpi? just now I'm realizing that I'm using a really high number
What do you want changed/modified for the competitive launch update?they had better fucking update aimbot detection or it's going to be dead on arrival
I have a Strange Scattergun a few kills away from 8500.
Should I stop using it once I get it to 8500?
>>135699845
why
>>135699943
Because it's the highest level you can get a strange and it's a nice rounded number.
>>135673846
i have a chode
*is sad*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmjGMa9acSM
post cute
>>135700529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDqG2pFafDw
>>135700529
>>135700529
>watch video
>laugh
>see the twitch advertisement
>dislike the video
dislike me
>>135700837
it happens automatically when you export from twitch
>>135700667
tfw they hate each other now
>>135700896
explain
>>135695287
>Soldier isn't getting nerfed soon
>mfw
Feels good to be a shitter
>>135686029
>Not using Battalion or Banner
>current year
>>135700883
why would I want to do that?
>>135701051
literally who
>>135701105
literally how new
>>135701105
yuki
>>135701197
>>135701051
That's either bonobo or antwa and he was at i49. That's the i52 team in your picture.
> mods delete a team fortress two related post pertaining to a high level player in TF2 match making for """""off topic""""""
> mods leave off topic human posts, gay talk, roll posts, low quality posts, anime posting, avatar usage, pokemon outside of vp, racist posts, /pol/ outside of /pol/, ironic shitposting
Why does vee gee have these retards?
>tf2wh the only decent site left for 1:1 weapon trading converted to that shithole with the credit system
Can someone give me a base jumper for a random weapon?
How do I make the most out of stock pyro?
Any advice on hitting quad syncs? I'm decent at most jumps but quad syncs I feel like I'm not progressing or getting better at at all.
>on a harvest server a day or two ago
>blatant furry cheater on the other team (hits every shot, hitting cloaked spies, etc)
>ask him what he plays
>"silver ugc" and claims he doesn't have the time to play plat
>doesn't have a ugc profile
>has thousands of hours on tf2 so it's probably not an alt
>queue for matchmaking a little while ago and he's on the enemy team
>he cheats and i call him out
>they win
>queue again and he's on the other team
>talk to him more and he stops cheating as often
>he loses
I wonder how Valve is going to handle cheating in Matchmaking.
>>135664454
>HL's inception and development are defined entirely by flavor
>HL is somehow not the meme mode
tfw difficult decisions
>>135704872
give me a price
>>135704926
hundred million keys and a firm handshake
>>135704872
>loser has nothing better to do than try to get attention over something worth less than 5 keys
im worth less than 5 keys
you're worth so much more
>>135704972
i offer my friendship
>>135705015
you mean people are unironically trading these instead of giving them to friends? lmao
one of you faggots give me a MM pass
id/thesaucey
>you still don't get a popup when you receive a trade offer
Valve, pls
>>135705172
yes
>implying they have much value now that stress tests happen often
even pros and streamers are selling theirs
>>135705330
not implying they have much value, i don't care for that shit. just sad to see traders in receipt of beta passes instead of existing competitive players but hey just means more pubbie shitters to feed me rank-ups
>>135700996
Stock Soldier class is actually balanced, so yeah, that doesn't need nerfing
It's just his cancerous items that require a fix
When was the last time you saw a comp soldier main use anything but Escape Plan or Disciplinary Action? In the hands of a player with basic game sense, both weapons are a free speed boost that give up almost nothing to get it
Also nigger's nogzooka is overpowered and air strike is slightly bullshit
>>135705573
I run pain train when my team pushes last and meme gardener every once in a while. Escape plan and disc action are so much better than stock though they really need to do something about that.
>>135705453
want to queue together? not very many people are on when the stress tests aren't going on
>>135705848
if you're eu sure man
id/fsidu
>>135705659
That's a fair point about pain train, actually, but meme gardener is so rarely pulled off successfully anywhere above gold
>Escape plan and disc action are so much better than stock though they really need to do something about that.
Easy fix for disc action: take it from
>On hit provides 20/30/40% speed boost for 3.6 seconds, has the longest melee range in the game, -25% damage (16 damage)
to
>On hit provides 10/20/30% speed boost for 2.5 seconds, longest melee range, -50% damage (33)
I think that would help stop whip rollouts being quite so effective/mandatory
>>135705934
is that really you or someone posting your id?
it's me :)
>>135706064
ignore that post its me
id/matchstickman
>>135704872
I don't get it.
On what criteria were these given out?
Only the base ~60 people who had the pass or did something change?
>>135706136
wow you are one of the last people I would think would be bragging about an almost worthless beta invite and calling people pubbies
>>135706286
no clue mate
my HL team leader gave me mine and upon receiving it i had one more to give away
i think it's that people who had existing passes (see; my hl team leader) were given 7 to give away, and everyone who receives one also has one invite to give out
but as for why he was selected for a pass in the first time i've no idea. we thought it was because he was an etf2l admin at first but none of the others got them. just luck it seems?
>>135706404
i don't know what part of my posts came off as bragging but that wasn't my intention :(
but i call people pubbies all the time lol
Whats the best tactic for playing pyro
The fuck. Came back to this game and for some reason it's limiting the FPS. Even in the menu I only get 54/55FPS, and when I keep track of my FPS it keeps jumping to 2000 or so then back down to 54/55. Vsync is forced off globally so that can't be it. Anyone had this before?
>>135706137
>>135706094
>>135706064
i am hungry
What cosmetics look good with Grenadiers Softcap?
>>135707010
beard and jacket
i missed two long stress tests that's fucked tb quite hwy
>>135707575
highway?
fuck fsidu's fanny
>>135706608
whats your fps_max set at?
>>135698409
a bunch of people wanting to craft hats bc theyre going all class
>>135707575
im done with stress tests because every single time im going to win some shitter on the other team throws a tantrum and abandons
thinking about something f-cked up: portishead = pootishead
Good informational video somewhat useful for non engie players too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGufBYLAKv0
>>135709597
uncle dane is a faggot pass it on
>>135709692
uncle dane is a maggot pass it on
>>135709798
uncle bane is a maggot pass it on
>yfw mvm is already almost 4 years old
>yfw im already almost 18 years old
What's your favoriteHalloweencosmetic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SdqxfR8Zeo
>>135710224
sprinting cephalopod
>>135707575
They are running the stress test for all the weekend.
I played half an hour ago
>>135710912
does it have a squishy sound when you run?
>>135711438
yes
>>135711506
thats fucking adorable damnit
>>135711692
its a great cosmetic what can i say
mfw i
am adorable
>>135694701
Merc's Mohawk. Make a Caesar's Legion Praetorian
How play pyro?
>>135714236
well, first you need to know where you can fight and where you can't fight.
You can fight soldier and demo in big open areas where you can just reflect anything back at them. However, they know about this, and will never fight you there.
Then, don't fight around corners or in choke points where they can damage you, but you can't reflect or damage them back.
Congratulations, you now know why the powerjack is banned in 6s, because no one wants to deal with that class
rafel
>>135714423
>caring about 6's at all
I cant wait until the ban list is thrown out after matchmaking comes and the organisations realise they cant get new teams because the weapons they have been using in MM are banned
>uploaded a screenshot of Team Fortress 2 with you in it
>>135714423
how does that make the powerjack banned?
i dont get it.
>>135716502
it makes pyro fast
it makes him go to mid
it slows mid down, like a heavy with gru
>>135716634
scouts deal with pyros so easy.
>>135716808
why would the pyro be alone aside from being split up in the chaos or the whole team wiping
Don't want to sound like a dick/beggar, but can someone help me out? I need standard weapons but I can't trade for such, because apparently resetting my router/modem means that I also "changed my device". Thanks.
And before you ask: Heavy weapons (Brass beast, tomislav, natascha) and Soldier's concheror.
>>135718330
>>135718915
......haker
>>135710224
One-Way Ticket.
Its cute, all class, and deserves to be wearable all year round.
>>135718915
Your little flourishes with your mouse were overly cute.
liquid dnb reminds me of when tf2 was really fun and exciting and new for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fx7MTPzzEo
this song feels exactly like playing scout to me
what a strange feeling to experience
:s
how get mm pass
i got mobile auth
mmph
>>135720907
know someone who has invites to give out and who thinks you're good at games
is saturn the best tf2g at scout
>>135720984
>know someone
gg no re
but i have been making more "friends" in this game lately. if its just 6v6 ill probably be more comfortable using my mic. I really dont like a whole server listening to me.
i could beat saturn in mge as scout i haven't lost once in 2 years
>>135721694
who is this
to get to mge saturn you have to go through me first
>>135721694
beating someone in mge does not mean you're better at the actual game
it means you're better at mge
*noclips through you*
hello
>>135722082
mge me
>>135721931
okay mge me
>>135722132
post an ip
i want to mge my tf2gfu in bed
an ip
>>135721931
100 hours of scout flashy weapons and shitty hats won't make you worthy of anyone's time
http://tf2r.com/kvm9blz.html
>>135722359
I'm ahead of my time
>>135722273
who is ur tf2gfu?
What all class hat turns every player into the biggest fag ever?
>>13572298426dollar
TFW pyro isn't competitive due to autistic comp players getting ass blasted it could counter their banzai rushes.
Valve nerfed pyro for comp faggots.
>>135723451
AS a matter of fact, banzai rushes should be buffed
>>135723451
I've had some fun with puff and sting combos in comp. Nothing like the pocket soldier shooting a rocket and reflecting it at him and the medic.
>>135723451
keep telling that to yourself you'll eventually believe it
Who is worse a compfag or a pyro main I can't decide
>>135723683
>when ur a soldier main but want to hide your inability to deal with degreasers.
Gunboat faggot plz.
>>135723746
Compfags by a mile.
Their constant whining and whinging on the forums and reddit is why the two fuckwits remaining on valve's tf2 team constantly buckle and nerf shit to their favor.
>>135723451pyro isn't even that hard to deal with in 6she's just kind of annoying
>>135723746
compfag
-is an autist
-can be mean
+is good at the game
+can teach new players
+usually reserved
pyromains
-is autistic
-usually a furry
-bad at the game
-probably shit talks people in pubs
-thinks he should be rewarded for walking at the enemy holding 1 button
gee i wonder
>>135724117
>+usually reserved
no
reserve me
>>135724194
the "compfags" who spam binds and act like shitters in pubs are usually the ones in the lowest divisions.
the vast majority of people who play at a respectable level dont talk like at all
reminder that every single post about pyro in tf2g is bait
>>135724117
>"reserved"
>pyro gets nerfed for not pressing 1 and walking forward.
>throws furries into the argument to demonize the class further.
When ur a salty iron tier player who can't make it in ugc.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
what the fuck is wrong with you people
i hoffer
>>135724661
>>135724421
>ad hominem
if you're going to refute my points at least give me some evidence or something instead of jumping to the "lol ur bad xdd" retard argument.
theres plenty of evidence to support pyro mains being fucking degenerates
if you dislike a class, it's because that class gets you rekt.
this is not an opinion, but a fact.
>>135724780
>i have only ever played in pubs: the post
>>135724908
>mad salty: the post
it's okay
im salty
x:<
>>135723781
I don't main soldier or use gunboats
>>135723451
Implying anyone likes to play a slow fucking game.
>>135723495
This.
>>135726468
>BUH MUH SPEEEEED!!! I GUTTA GO FAHST!
Maybe TF2 isn't made to go fast? Maybe its meant to be a team based game where coordination and smart planning are how you win, rather than just running and gunning. Maybe that's why 6sers are so embarrassing.
>>135726820
A fast team based game where you coordinate perfectly or lose.
someone just uploaded a screenshot of me :3
>>135726820
>muh teamwork
>muh superiur tacteecs
end yourself pal
>>135727512
It's called TEAM fortress 2, though.
>>135726820
>"Maybe a competitive game isn't about doing what's most effective and what's most likely to net you a win!"
>"Am I being smart yet? Haha upvote me if you agree! xD"
End yourself retard.
>>135727716
>Most effective
Only when you ban shit to make it most effective. Have fun with Heavys and Mini-Sentrys slowing your game down while all of your 6s classes get nerfed.
>>135727614
It's called Team FORTRESS 2 and I don't see any fortresses outside Degroot Keep.
>>135727885
Pyro main with aspierations detected, plebbit is that way
if you're below Gold NA or top mid etf2l for highlander please don't post your opinion on how the game should be played and especially nothing about 6s classes
because you don't know anything. if you ever get good you're just going to think back to how horribly wrong you were now and cringe as hard as i am now
>>135728146
I don't even play comp and I'm cringing as well.
>tfw ur roamer wants to push last on gully even though you're 3v6 but ur medic follows him instead of sticking with you so you have to follow them but you do well and cap the point
>>135728024
>m-maybe if I imply stuff, people wont notice how right he is...
Your precious meta is gonna get fucked up more than it already has, and I love it.
>>135728671
this is shit bait
>>135723451
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>135728924
this is shit argument
when did the pyro is op meme start
it's the worst class in the game lol
>>135729071
i'm not the guy you were "arguing" with
>>135729135
>Dubs
>/vg/
>>135729135
>dubs
get out
>>135729135
>dubs
>>135729108
pyro seems very good before you learn how to aim because you do a lot of damage without needing to aim
if youre playing scout and cant really aim under pressure and a pyro walks at you its gonna feel really helpless
once really any class learns how to aim well though pyro becomes pretty bad in comparison
>>135729224
>>135729251
>>135729268
You saw through my stupidity, first reply to this names is
>>135729365
nigger killer
>>135729365
6s is for fags
I play pyro because I find him fun and am content not to be mvp outside of pubs. If I ever desire greater things Ill switch classes but for now I see no reason to stop due to peer pressure
>mfw i prowl the flank
What are the gayest, most obnoxious hats I can get for reasonably cheap for each class? I want people to recognize and hate me on sight.
>mfw i want to go deep but my scout buddy thinks otherwise
>>135730164
the traditional answer to this is the festive tree on every class
>>135730164
Potassium Bonnet
Catastrophic Companions
Graybanns
>mfw i thought raffle train was going to start instead we got tf2g just screaming at each other for an hour
Is shotgun heavy a respectable pub main?
>mfw leeches in the thread
>>135730164
this was the first thing that came to mind
Why do 6s fags whine about certain shit slowing down a game when the motherfuckers play up to 10 rounds in a single match
>>135730785
>play a lot of rounds in a single match
How is this slow? I think you might be slow anon.
>>135730164
stock hats
>>135730529
No, go Battle Medic or Friendly Heavy instead.
>>135729401
Next post desc's it
>>135730948
i want black cocks in my white box (ass)
>>135729731
I like boobs, and how creepily sexualized fempyro is. Its the perfect amount of weird exaggeration.
>>135730937
Crusader's crossbow or Blutsauger?
>the what kind of game is tf2 supposed to be discussion between 6s and HL players
it was supposed to be an 8v8 no classlimits game but its completely fucking broken so people just had to figure out some way to play it that actually worked and could be enjoyable with people who sort of know what they're doing and are actually trying to win
now valve are trying to make unrestricted (no classlimits, all unlocks) 6v6 work but its probably doomed because the game was never intended for it and even what it was intended for never worked and that was before there was a hundred fucking unlocks
tf2 is and will remain a fun but broken game, that can only be made not-broken by strict limitations such as with 6s and HL which basically both amount to mods; they're both part of 'tf2' as are many other mods but neither could be said to be the game tf2 is supposed to be any more DMmod. MGE, jumpmaps, sniper v. sniper servers, or fucking prophunt
>>135731232
Blutsauger and Amputator. Use the Kritzkrieg for that taunt self healing.
>>135731039
well there we go
>>135730865
Because nigger I don't want to spend 2 hours in one game
>>135731307
This is a very well thought out post that I can agree with.
>>135731624
why is there "small time thug" twice
>>135731624
me 3rd collumn, 3rd row
>>135731143
who is this islam cum
>>135731561
a match is 30 minutes at most
>>135731439
>actually using that shit
Crossbow, stock, ubersaw.
Stock melee + kritz if you want to be a purist and not use 4 ubersaws to get out of any kind of shit situation.
The fucking crossbow is so fucking better than anything else i have no idea why would valve not tone the rest of his shit up
>>135732297
Syringe gun is shit, but still fun. This is pub battle medic that were talking about here. Also, Amputator gives you your passive heal back. That's even more heals.
>>135731624
>Small-Time Thug has 3 stars
LOL
post yfw KILL
i keep getting matched with 8yo kids
this doesnt seem fair or balanced competetive gameplay
>>135733424
>whats ELO and how does it work
>>135733553
kek
I'm looking on bazaar.tf. If something has not tradeable or craftable, are they scamming or do they have to gift wrap it or something?
Are you ready to put your M(ann)oney where your M(ann)outh is and buy a Mann Co. Arena Ticketâ„¢ for access into a round of the brand new Competitive Mode? Win and you can randomly unlock some new unique hats, weapon skins, or an item case you can open with a Mann Co. Trophy Case Keyâ„¢!
>>135733371
>tf2 stock only
>no more gunboats fags
>no more dead ringer spycicle fags
>no more phlogfags
>no more critacola fags
>no more demoknight fags
>no more DDS/razorback fags
>no more machina fags
>no more beggars bazooka fags
>no more detonator/scorch shot spamming fags
>no more crossbow kill taunt webm fags
>everyone realizes how great of a weapon the Shotgun is
>>135733684
if it's untradable it cannot be gift wrapped
>>135733834
you really like that word dont you
I love myshotgun!
So i'm contemplating to kill some tour of duty tickets right now but all the rewards look like shit.
I mean those bot weapons just look so shit,and i don't know why people use them.
The killstreak kits might be nice,but i have no idea how much it'd take to actually complete them.if you fail do you still get the rewards?
>>135733834
Why can't there just be a sv_stock_only setting?
>>135733309
>people think it wont
post yfw a phlog pyro rapes everyone else on your team and they push into last and cap while you're trying to kill the pyro
>>135734068
>to kill some tour of duty tickets
buy*
>>135733875
If that's the case then why are there so many faggots on bazaar who are selling untradeable shit.
>>135734068
The ticket is only used up if you win. The real prize is the super rare Austalium weapons. When you finish Two Cities, you get a basic killsteak kit that you don't have to make, and one of the recipe ones if you're luckier. The professional ones are actually worth something. You might also get a garbage craft hat.
Just play it for fun first of all. The prizes are all around lame, but you might get something cool.
>>135734538
Another question.
Does a tour of duty ticket last for one map or for an entire tour.
Like if i need to complete oil spill would i need 6 or 1 tickets.
If you get prizes per map completed then i don't think it matters,i just want to know.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4b42o9/request_megumin_explosion_hitsound/ someone help this guy out PLEASE !
>>135734068
Spec. ks kits take less than .30c on the SCM and 8 ref and some change to complete. Haven't bothered calculating prof kits.
>>135734925
it's per mission, so 4 if you want to do all of two cities
There are people that have spent $2000+ on tour tickets
>>135733724
that, that is worth paying money for
but the entire "win to unlock" idea promotes cheating and faggotry
>>135734925
One per mission, not one per tour.
The prizes you get for individual missions are bullshit. Just junk to craft killstreak kits. You only get something decent for completing the tour.
>>135735014
fuck off reddit
Wasn't it that if you left the mvm server the tour of duty ticket wouldn't go away but if you used it you wouldn't get any rewards?
I thought that was a thing.
Anyone have a pocket medic crafted by a tf2g?
>>135737161
flip made one i think, but it got raffu
it may be gone now
i can try to craft one
>>135674737
> compliments huntsman
> posts fortified compound
>>135733834
I can still wear my apoco-fists, right?
>>135737334
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
I have far more hours as Soldier than any other class but the class is so boring the only fun classes to play are scout pyro and heavy
>>135737756
useless waste of time
>>135738313
>Supaya is the most original
>Snooper is the most gratifying
>Scunt is the most exhilarating
>Meduca is the most helpful
>Engine is the most points on ctf
>Solidus is the most boring
>Healthy is the most satisfying
>Dimbomen is the most quick-killing
>Pirrouette is the most mobile
Which one is the best now?
Does the afterburn nerf for the degreaser matter?
>>135738313
soldier is entry level, literally point at feet and shoot
if you want something more skill based try engineer
>>135733834
>Scouts fuck up the flank every game
>Demomen fuck up the choke every game
Okay.
>>135738962
you can still wombo combo people but you're punished hard if you miss, plus afterburn is only 1 health each time it happens
stock is better
>>135738962
Backburner is the best.
>cannot spam airblast
>actually gives pyro a tactical advantage
>gives pyro some power
>>135737756
lol
>>135738962
stock for sure now, unless you're really good with flare combos
>>135739149
>wombo combo
first of all i
>comp matchmaking
>sniping on Snakewater
>miss every shot at mid
>miss every shot at our second
>Wipe the enemy team when they try to push last
>he's gotta be hacking, he gets headshots every single time!
What's this called exactly? Is it confirmation bias?
>>135740407
yeah they call that epic rekt bro
>>135740407
I mean the other team doesn't really see any kind of miss/hit ratio on you so if you start getting a lot of kills suddenly they're going to think you're hacking.
if you have aset up tftv account go to the update thread, some people are giving out gift passes
>>135738962
Degreaser if you use your secondary more than your primary. Flares do normal afterburn damage, which is really nice. Makes the Degreasers afterburn nerf not matter as much.
>>135660461
i would like to know some key spy and pyro loadouts. If anyone wants to play together ill link my steam. http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheSuperSai
>first mann up match
>find game instantly
>play medic
>3 medics
>guy tells me to switch from medic because he was first
>don't know how to play any other class than medic in mann up
>abandon
Is too many medics normal in mvm or did i get unlucky?
>>135742267
You got unlucky.
>>135742267
>don't know how to play any other class than medic in mann up
mvm it's easier than valve pbus full of gibus
>>135742267
you can play soldier or heavy and not really do anything since they are just dps
demo/sniper pick medics off and then are dps after that
engineers block giant scouts and place dispensers in good spots
scouts get money
medics pop crits at the right moments
that's all you'll ever need to know about mvm
hit me with the f***king mm pass /id/-enchanted
>>135743445
sent
send me one too i will accept it gladly
/id/get_in_mike_hunt
>>135738975
finally someone recognizes Engy's stadium-sized skill ceiling
>>135744363
desu engineer is harder to play in high levels where people have 15 ways to wreck a sentry
>>135744602
>>135744363
I'm not understanding why Engineer would be hard to play. Seems like it's the least mechanically intensive class alongside medic. It just feels like all game knowledge
>>135744602
Pomson is overpowered enough to save engineer in most situations.
i sent passes to everyone who posted their id keep posting i have a bit left
>>135743445
why should i give you one your profile's private
>>135745107
id/matchstickman
woow
id/sopsisops
>>135745107
id/loudhats
>>135745107
id/frozen-9hp
>>135745107
id/ohthecasino
>>135745107
id/thesaltmines
How many did you have?
>tfw have a Community item and thus have access to comp beta all the time
Well, nice thing is, at least now I can find matches when there aren't stress-tests, as opposed to there being like 20 people spread all over the world.
>>135731864
Galko, from Oshiete! Galko-chan.
lol baited
all sent, check your inventory
>>135745781
haha
nice man
name a better, non-faggy heavy loadout
>>135745316
retard
>>135745413
shitposting retard
>>135745439
>>135745478
leeches
>>135745504
retard no one likes that shitposts with based viva
>>135745524
leech
i didnt get a pass
tricked rofl
You got me!
lmao
>>135745963
prove one time when I shitposted, shitposter
>>135746160
which person are you? there are two shitposters in that post
>>135745920
done
>>135746204
>retard defending other shitposters
to be expected
>>135745781
>>135746016
:)
>>135745779
>it's not a hentai
well, rock-me amadeus
>>135746408
all I've done to tf2g is raffle and quality post have i been baited
>>135746472
No, just a dumb anime about a hot girl and her frumpy friends.
>>135746623
>all Ive done to tf2g is raffle and quality post have i been baited
>quality post
"haha i can use funny names for shitposting"
piss off
@135746861
this kid is PISSED
got 24 keys, what to buy?
buy me
>>135745963
who r u
>>135747113
buy me an unusual
>>135747331
>>135747447
no u cunts
>>135747535
http://tf2r.com/kpualp4.html
I fucking hate kids.
>med switches to engineer on last
wwhy?
>>135748316
I did that before when my team was incompetent fucks who kept letting me die. Quickly put up a level 3, won us the game since there was only 30 seconds left.
>>135748316
To save the game.
who where /samurisoldier/?
>test mouse settings
>mat has poor surface quality
>try it on wooden cracked table
>excellent surface quality
wtf
>>135748937
>He uses mouse pads
lmao, what a nerd
>>135748996
then why do they exist
>>135749203
To scam you out of your precious $2. Mousepads were only really relevant when trackballs were a thing.
>>135742267
Just went in another one and tried.
We had 3 dps classes and 3 support classes.
It was mannhattan,i forgot which mission.
It was actually really fun,even though pretty stressful.
We managed to do it even though our heavy left at the last round.somehow.
Also i'm not used to my medigun having 4 kind of ubers on it the first few rounds i activated the wrong ones at the wrong times.
I got jack-shit.
It was fun,would do it again.>raffle ended while i was doing mvm
JUST
>>135749315
i have a glass top on my desk
so youre wrong
>>135742267
You realise that you don't use up the ticket if you fail, right? You get to redo the map over and over again.
Just play Heavy. Get a Brass Beast and get all minigun upgrades and damage resistance depending on the wave. Easy.
>>135749315
but my table "features" tiny cracks that stops the mouse at times
>>135749651
I'm glad you had fun. Of all the ways to gamble in TF2, MvM is probably the best.
>tfw
some power ae shite sir
>>135748690
I do.
mah nigga
>>135751107
>114
Did you find out about the site today?
And that's normal chances,it's basic math.
gettin real sick of doing over double the damage as the rest of my team.
>>135748038
B4nny?
>>135748038
>>135751479
NO ONE FRICKING CARES U FRICKING NERD
>be me
>be in a pub
>be playing soldier forfun
>have medic
>its highpass
>were walking toward point
>dipshit enemy pyro runs at me with a third degree
>kill him
>later
>my medic runs over to heal heavy who is oblivious to dipshit pyro
>pyro gets random crit and instakills both the medic and heavy
>mfw
>mfw thats the first time in over 6000 hours ive seen a medic die to a 3rd degree pyro
>mfw the medic complains in chat
>mfw
>>135752330
In my first hour playing medic I died to a third degree pyro. It was pretty embarrassing.
>>135752330
>mfw thats the first time in over 6000 hours ive seen a medic die to a 3rd degree pyro
Third degree is so good for salt.
Too bad it's quite difficult to get the hit on because medics in pubs are dumb enough to stop healing and whip out their bonesaw.
Still less rare than the sun on a stick
>>135752248
No im fucking sick of players who just cant hold their own!
>>135752330
Some weapons are purely for fun use only, and boy are they fun.
>>135749651
The two cities badge is actually pretty dope.
I mean it's at least better than the mercenary badge.
I mean I have no other cosmetics so i'll have to wear it to not feel like shit.
why am i crashing when i start mm
>>135751991
huh, same color as banny's
only she's a bitch pussy that scratches the fuck out of everything and scratches you after asking for hugs
>>135751350
>Did you find out about the site today?
Yeah, I'm new.I just want a weapon you dick
>>135752786
its still shit
just get 3 cheap all class hats and then some miscs for each class to individualize them
>>135752656
>dumb enough to stop healing and whip out their bonesaw
that's kind of what they should do.
>>135752786
Better to not play with any cosmetics at all than wear shit ones because you feel like you need them.
>>135752830
I'm at 10k raffles entered and less than 50 won. It's a shitty site, don't expect anything from it. Most people just use it for scrapbanking weapons anyway.
>>135752830
have you tried this "playing the game for drops" concept
>>135738313
if you jump and shoot at your feet youll jump
>>135752965
except whipping out the primary and backpedaling would give them a much better chance of survival
>>135752965
no
this is why you are still bad at the game
you have to keep moving to put your pocket between you and the enemy
>>135738912
>pirate
>best at maneuvers
I do not agree
>>135752965
But they don't do it because i use the third degree, they do if because they think their flimsy metal sheet can do more damage than the guy with a rocket launcher as soon as anything come close.
I should know, i run third degree in pubs 40% of the time
>>135752830
if you really need weapons why didn't you just say so
all of the weapons in the game barely add up to a ref for the unique versions iirc
>>135753209
but in the 3rd degree case, healing the person would result in your death if you dont use the crossbowHe couldve just fucking healed me and let me shover two rockets in his mouth since he didnt know how to into airblast
>>135753098
In the end it matters
If you're so close to the heavy you're practically sexually harassing him whip out the melee.
If you're being a good medic and not right next to the patient whip out the primary.
>>135753209
It's what should you do in specific situations ,sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>135753440
120~ weapons last time i counted, maybe 130.
60 scrap
7-8 refined
>>135753436
>combo pyro
>still having side menu for switching weapons
Why?
>>135753692
>combo pyro
Pre gun mettle so you kinda had to run degreaser.
As for the menu the site i use to render demos does that, i don't actually have that ingame
>>135753436
>takes more than 2 respawn times to get a single kill
lol
have they fixed the game crashing every time you join a matchmaking game yet?
>>135753875
you need to fix that
>>135753875
it wasn't a problem
stop being a fuckwit that doesn't understand how to uninstall custom files like they told you to
>>135753680
still not a lot
>>135753440
>if you really need weapons why didn't you just say so
Because I already did. See >>135718330. :^)
>>135753925
>stock hud
>vomit scoreboard
>tiny red damage numbers
>class menu covers entire fucking screen
>team menu covers entire fucking screen
>HUD elements such as health/ammo way off from focus point
>70 FOV
no thanks
>>135753867
>pyro is shit at killing
It was months ago, can't remember why i was playing it.
I love to KILL
Disregard the loch in this clip, i bought a strange one that week
>>135753875
Stock hud or toonhud.
>>135754292
>highlights a clip where you dont get the kill and die
do you really
>>135754363
>not living the meme and """creating space"""
It's the only clip i have with the third degree, give me a break
>>135753436
>Detonator
>Any fucking year
>ENGIE TO MID STRATS. SO EBIN
>>135754916
i know youre new but dont blog in the thread please
>>135754765
>Pyro
>any year
just sold a mm pass i found after a match for 8 keys ama
>>135755139
raffle?
>look up "crispy" as a name in /vg/ archives
Cringe
>>135755139
Wait, they're dropping from stress test matches?
>>135754765
>not memeing hard with those sweet 15 damage
they add up you knownot really, had a strange detonator for 1.5 years and i only got 400 kills on it. i had 1000+ on the beggars after 2 weeks
>>135755047
>Fedora memes
>Any year
>>135755410
I don't even find it fun to meme with. Manmelter is a funner meme flare gun.
>>135755410
>that airshot at the end
>you couldve lived if you didn't taunt though
*posts&
Hey, y'all. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Saturday :)
>put into an empty MM server
now th*ts epic
>>135697632
>comparing gold/plat to invite
spot the shitter!
>>135756104
Alright crispy
>>135756531
Okay crispy
>>135754765
>not exclusively using the Detonator to flank the other team
Did you know that good Detonator jumping lets you jump almost as high as a FaN Scout? It's amazing how people will think you're hacking if you know the proper routes to use for flanking.
i ordered/built a new desk today because my old one died but this one is really small and i have no arm room for my keyboard/mouse
;_; i dont wanna buy another desk but this is horrible
>>135756787
you're autistic as fuck
>makes a post so people will respond
>someone responds and you start shittalking them
autism
>>135757157
Got you loud and clear crispy
>MM game
>we have a full time pyro so were losing
>right before end of last game
>our pyro abandons
>no medals for anyone
>GG
if someone raffles right nowi will too
>>135757590
gimme 27 minutres f a m
http://tf2r.com/k2rzlnv.html
just play matchmaking if you still have your weekly drops for a pass
>>135757889
a deal's a deal i guess
http://tf2r.com/kz7lz78.html
http://tf2r.com/kjnjvu3.html
lets
>>135758340
are you a boy or a girl
>>135758453
both/neither
>7 raffles in 1 thread
WE'RE GOING OFF THE CHARTS LADIES AND GENTS
>>135758529
this post made me facepalm
http://tf2r.com/k5sbekv.html
i actually had more metal
>>135758745
what is the significance of that raffle name and raffle description?
My mouse feels like it's skipping all over. It's sorta old at this point. Recommend me a good mouse on the cheap.
which shotgun should I get to use in all classes, but soldier and engie the most
vodka i like your icon a lot
>play terrible MM game
>we have full time pyro
>literally getting rolled by 2 scouts and a sniper
>im begging team to get a medic
>nobody goes med
>we get stomped
>this drops after the game
>t-thanks valve
>make a harmless tf2 post on reddit
>guy gets butthurt over it
>look at his profile which leads to his stream
>he looks like this
lmao...
>>135759456
you could've gone med instead of begging your team
>>135759714
i thought that was benny from the thumbnail
>>135750260
>i'm glad you had fun
what are you?his MOM??
>>135759823
I do not play medic
>>135760125
An excuse anyone else on your team could have used too.
>>135760314
medic is literally my least played class behind pyro
Does anyone else get annoyed by teamfortress.tv?
Fucking so many retarded threads, so many retarded circlejerkers.
i wish they never added airblast but gave pyro huge range on ft instead
and then doubled ft's damage
does anyone else get annoyed
does anyone else love their tf2gfu
>>135760805
i sure do
but am i someones tf2gfu
reminder that natacha is a crutch for bad players
>>135761104
which is why you should use it on demoknights
>>135761104
t. 6s scout main
>>135761226
i am none of those things
i cant get out of fresh meat because literally every game i get an autistic team
one of the people on my team literally had LFT iron spy on his name
HELP ME
E
L
P
M
E
>>135761104
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>135760642
>Double Flamethrower range with double damage
I sure am glad Valve doesn't take ideas from retards.
>>135760557
Just ignore whatever you don't like. It's that simple.
>>135761104
natascha is a weapon to piss off fags
>>135761104
>being THIS buttblasted
>>135761460
id?
>>135761460
It's easy to carry, get good.
>>135761468
There is shitposting and circlejerking in almost every thread.
Whats the chance of getting something valuable of MvM city tours? I noticed i got one ticket and im 1/3 of finishing operation mecha engine or something.
>>135759714
saw him streaming mm for a few minutes
depressive fuck i want to die just by watching him
>>135761754
Pretty damn low. Buying MvM tickets is gambling on the same tier as opening crates, though you have a bit more of a chance to make your money back if you sell/craft your kits and parts.
>all the meme redditor youtubers have already the MM pass
what is the valve's master plan?
>>135762806
i assume everybody just has 20 of them by now
i do at least
>>135762806
they took a look at overwatch and said "maybe we should isolate our fanbase too"
honestly matchmaking is ready now, besides some balance changes. It's fully functional, just give us it full time
>>135763007
it's gonna be up all week
post sprays
>>135762919
send me one id/engio
>>135763553
>>135763553
I cant, its nsfw.
>>135763614
fuck off you retard
>>135763553
>>135763553
>>135763553
>>135763791
>>135763553
pic
>>135763791
>>135763802
ahr ahr, based bideo hames
>>135763553
>someone leaves the game just as we win second round
thanks
>>135763802
post the original picture
you cant tell but this is smug prick by my dispenser
>>135764260
ok
>>135763553
>>135764354
oh thats the one that cams with wflb
>Having some random 3DPD slut as your spray
Literally disgusting.
>>135763553
>>135764463
who
>>135764492
i' ll take the bait
3D >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2d (paedophiles get out)
>>135764492
>Not having your drawings as your spray
Literally goofy
>tfw no one wants to draw my lodeotes
>>135763791
>.png
>when the game accepts only .jpg
wat do
>>135764967
There's at least one guy here who does commissions, and we still get regular drawfag rolls as well. I know I've got at least four of my scout loadout, so you really have no excuse.
>>135765139
vtf
>>135763791
10/10 made me laugh tbhfam
>>135765176
ive gotten 6 drawings from rolls so faronly 2 of them are actual drawings though
>>135765176
one depends on money
one depends on luck
i lack both
I dont like b4nny
>>135765309I completely forgot to save the two krakhead did for me and I feel super bad about it.
>>135765431
I'm sorry.
>go pocket soldier loadout for mm
>medic ignore me every chance he can
>doesn't pop uber when I'm the only one trying to save him
http://strawpoll.me/7128812
http://strawpoll.me/7128812
http://strawpoll.me/7128812
>>135766337
they should fix medals though
>>135763553
>>135763553
>>135766409
That's fair. It's just hard to climb up the ranks when you have randoms carrying you. You shouldn't be penalized because other random people try and main Pyro or Spy. There should be some reward for your personal successes.
>>135766481
>>135766617
Thing is it's hard to succeed at jack shit when the other team is organized and yours has a heavy, a vacc med, a pyro, and an engineer and no one watching the flank..
does anyone want to buy a beta pass
i don't really have any friends to give it to
>>135766337
not until medals are fixed to be based off of damage/min, healing/min, kills/min etc.
750
pass please /id/-enchanted