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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
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Pyro is cute! First for cute Pyros!
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if you jack off to source models then you're worse than bronys
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pyro is precious and should not be sexualised
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Muslselk is epik! First for epik Mukiels
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>>135767854
Post hats.
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I crafted a point and shoot and sold it
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>>135767994
Me too.
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>>135767414
>This OP image
Absolutely disgusting
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>>135767994
>>135768056
degenerates
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im bored who wants to stack up mm for a bit
id/plur
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same rules as always

reply to this post with your id and 3 cosmetics
if I craft one of them, I'll give it to you instead of raffling it later
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does anyone want to buy a competitive beta pass?

i don't really have any friends to give it to
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>>135768292
I'd like one
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>>135768270
id/basketballin
breakneck baggies, festive tree, marxman
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>>135768270
/morwanneg
Flapjack
Graybanns
Fast Learner
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marxman
counterfeit billycock
camera beard
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>>135768270
/id/vibri94

Bone Dome
Cute Suit
The Pyro head that is a skull
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>>135768270
Buck Turner All Stars
Mask of the Shaman
Ward

dotsy
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>>135768505
>>135768270
i'm a retard as usual
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>>135768270
my homie i love when you do this

blighted beak
officer ushanka
cool cat cardigan

/id/nattygainz
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>>135768270
http://steamcommunity.com/id/690061/

breakneck baggies
all-father
whatever that lumberjack heavy hat is called
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>>135768270
Sounds fun!
>Red Sox
>Tomb Readers
>Brutal Bouffant
/id/TheJarateKid/
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>>135768270
id/avariella
conjurer's cowl
lunatic's leathers
front runner
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>>135768270
-enchanted
digit divulger, tomb wrapper, brooklyn booties
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>>135768270
/vladulenta
Blighted beak
quadwrangler
physician's procedure mask

sorry for all the people you're getting
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>>135768270
double cross comm
villans veil
hong kong cone

id/solsolsol
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>>135768772
avariellla** i fucking always forget the 3rd l
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>>135768237
?
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>>135768270
id/engio
Cool Cat Cardigan
Glengarry Bonnet
Idea Tube
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>>135768270
Pocket medic
Texas Ten Gallon
Baseball Bill Sports Shine

id/feelsverybadman
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>>135768270
That medic coat with the tube and the thing.
id/A_Guardian
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>>135768270
id/stary
bills hat
earbuds
max's severed head
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>>135768270
toyotasushimimi
point and shoot
one man army
cuban bristle crisis
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>>135768253
I'm shy
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>>135768253
this still up?
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>>135768270
crafty hair
spooky sleeves
Triboniophorus Tyrannus
/id/mrcatbutts/
ty
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>>135768253
eu / na ?
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>>135768270
id/ohthecasino
classified coif
cuban bristle crisis
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>>135769357
oh
>>135769394
yes although i just found a solo queue match so ill be a bit if you want to join
>>135769528
na
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>try out mm for the first time
>everyone is just congoing instead of readying up
>everyone then leaves
GG
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>>135768270
Big Mann on Campus
Extra Layer
Hotrod

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995282987
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>>135769606
added
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"MM was a mistake"

- eric
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>>135769946
I'm not sure if they fixed it yet, but there used to be a bug if someone left where no one'd be able to move besides taunts. So everyone'd just conga on the point in order to avoid low priority. Welcome to matchmaking.
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Give me a pass faggots
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>>135770849
sent
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>>135770849
id?
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>>135770849
I can't.
Do you need a pass for this batch of testing?
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Predictions for nerfs/buffs based on mm stats?
>quick fix nerf
>criticola nerf
>soldier nerf
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>>135770907
I'll post anyway, not expecting to get anything
http://steamcommunity.com/id/therobochicken/
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>>135771234
>Scout nerf
>Demo nerf
>Snoipah nerf
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>>135771395
>>135771234
>Calling for nerfs on things that don't need nerfs
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>>135771308
>/v/ scum
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pyro nerf
soldier, demo, medic, scout buff
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Who else is an /edgelord/ here?
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pass please /id/-enchanted
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>>135771597
>implying
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Fem mercenaries are shit
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>>135771554
are you illiterate read my post again
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>>135771879
Weird OCs are my guilty pleasure.
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>>135772076
why is that axe so big
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>reflect a rocket at a soldier for 144
>shotgun him as he runs for 32
>another shot for 15
>he turns around and random crits me
>i die and he gets a med-kit
oh yeah, thats fair. I deserved to die there.
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>shitty MM game
>medic literally runs in front of me and dies every time
med please dont go in front of the person you are healing
>he gets pissy that someone is trying to educate him
>refuses to heal me rest of game
>scribbles out my face and writes gay on the win screen

ayy fucking lmao
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>>135772217
For the extra anime appeal.

>>135772231
>Whatever year this is
>Complaining about random crits
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>>135771234
natascha
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hey folks
i have some matchmaking passes if people don't already have a million generated
who wants some
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>>135772801
I want one.
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how are you all getting these MM passes
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>>135772876
invite passes generate for people that have existing ones
all you have to do after that is give them out!

>>135772832
what's your /id/?
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>>135772876
I'm not.
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>>135772876
lying mostly
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>>135772801
can I have one
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>>135768253
still going if some people want to play, na
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>>135772876
one of my friends gave me one
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pootis
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hey bro you need it?
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>>135772801
I want one.
johnthomasj
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Post hats that you like but no one else does
>tfw no mesh style never
Why didnt Valve just include it on release? Why do they remove styles when the work is already done?
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>>135768270
everybody loses

>>135768690
except you
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does anyone need a competitive beta pass

i have 2
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>>135772801
I would like one.
id/TheJarateKid/
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>>135774348
>why didn't valve include it
Because they didn't make it.
And if you look at the salty dog before it was updated by the author you would know why we don't want valve editing hats they didn't make.
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>>135772996
id/engio
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>>135774602
It was uploaded with the no mesh style though
Valve had to edit literally nothing
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>>135774354
fug
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>>135774776
Aww man, it would be a nice hat if it didn't have the mesh.
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>>135774885
raffle
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>>135774354
Pootis beard man
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>>135774776
It was added before valve accepted styles.
Hell,the importer still doesn't accept styles, you have to upload a separate version and then email valve.
The creator would have to email valve to get them to add it. So maybe add him on steam and see if he would get in touch with valve to get it sorted.
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>>135774885
>No one said Dead of Night
Lucky you then!
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Reminder
http://oddshot.tv/shot/paulsen-2016031612260960
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>>135774885
>meant to add dead of night to my post
>only said quadwrangler kinda
Shit yo.
I want it.
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>>135775164
fuck off you faggot

videogames dont fall for this leeching shit
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dfgh
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>>135775846
I actually did though.
Not expecting video to deliver on something I didn't say though.
I'm lamenting that fact that I meant, and forgot to because I couldn't remember quadwranglers name.
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>>135774408
I kinda want one
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>>135775851
what did he mean by this
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>>135774408
I wouldn't mind one
id/JustSumBody
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>>135774348

Best all-class technophile hat here! Wait, I'm currently only available on spy, it seems some of my software is missing!
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>>135776494
maybe we should keep emailing eric until its all class
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>>135775965
yeah you totally just happened to want a very expensive new cosmetic that is rising in price

fuck off you fucking nigger
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SAY IT WITH ME

>SPY MAINS

also who wants to stack id/videogamesvideogames
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>>135776563
I'd make too much money off of that, they'd never do it.
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>>135776639
inv me pls im tired of MM with randoms
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>>135776613
Why would you not want a very expensive new cosmetic that's rising in price for free? Those were some of the first things I thought of when he brought his offer up. What, did you think of Nose Candy first?
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>>135776770
thanks for admitting you were only in it for profit

cunt leecher
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>>135776738
nobody would have to know .... ;)
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Oh god thats nice
Im always a little worried about buying skins incase the localization is shit but this made me cum a little
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>get in stress tests
>80% of games have a retarded pyro/engi/spy
>rank system is broken as shit and might as well not exist
When will these shitters understand that all they're doing is essentially turning it into a 5v6 with their no-damage classes
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>>135776840
I'm not even them, and where did I say that I would sell it?
>Not wanting a stylish new all class jacket for free
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>>135776840
Hate to break it to you, but >>135776770 isn't me.

I mainly wanted it for testing the all class insulated inventor I am working on.
I really don't want to fuck with spy, but a standing fur collar on spy is too rad to pass up.
Maybe I will borrow from the dead of night and just put a line of fur down the front.
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>>135776941
Literally read the bottom of the OP if you want to stop getting matched with retards. We already got a group to rank 12 with stacking.
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>>135776978
it's pretty shit, how is it worth 2 keys?
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>>135777240
its all class
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TPPoEdriJC
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>>135777172
>retarded mexican with a slowpoke pokemon avatar trying to talk like he's smart

haha
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>>135777240
It looks better on the other classes. tf2 wiki hasn't updated with pics yet.
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>>135777334
?
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>>135777283
All class and it looks pretty nice
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>>135777319
can we ban 26dollar from this general
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>>135777319
You're not allowed to say that word.
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>>135777172
should I buy a strange insulator, anon
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post sprays
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>>135777319
what an ugly voice
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>>135777441
even worse

a washed up loser that tries to get attention for making a shitty item
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>>135777852
Maybe?
I'm still working on models, and then have to figure out textures.
I am trying to figure out how they did it with the dead of night.
Being that each item can only have one texture. It could just be all normal work as each model can have a different normal. I could also just be retarded and can't figure out how to have multiple textures.
>>135777945
>washed up
I would have had to be big in order to be washed up.
And you nerds are the ones that bring up the self mades, not me.
I did mention the inventor just then, but thats because thats literally why I wanted the dead of night.
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>froyo not in real spring tourney
lmao
m
a
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which
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>>135777939
>>135777528
>>135777812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RsU3Q2FST0
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>>135778550
2nd
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>>135778550
left
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>>135778550
the spy on the right is taller, would you want to play as a manlet?

i think not
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>>135778550
left is more fitting imho
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>>135778646
Gotta be small to crawl through vents
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>>135778208
>I would have had to be big in order to be washed up.
glad you know your place, you have aspergers
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>>135778591
you are 26dollar lmao

>y-you're ugly

>people say my voice is cute
yeah human and kiriikp lmao
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>>135778794
wtf lol
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>>135778794
I like the afterthought of saying I have aspergers.
Especially as the rest of your statement has nothing to do with it.

For reals, its funny to me. Even though I assume it was meant to be an insult.
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>>135779123
it does

you do have aspergers its obvious
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feathers is cute
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>>135778976
fuck you man I'm not 26dollar post a raffle you ugly kid
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>>135779541
prove it if you are so confident
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who doesnt have a pass in this thread yet
>>
me
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>>135780185
this guy
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>>135779541
>>135779607
>doesn't prove it because he's 26dollar

hahahahahaha faggot
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>>135780265
who
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>>135780185
me
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>>135780517
how
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>>135780527
me
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>>135780948
nevermind
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>got an invite today
>already have 6 extras

this is fucking retarded

what a stupid beta
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>>135781264
add dotsy
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>>135781156
it's a social experiment anon
valve is testing how quickly and thoroughly they can seed an entire population using only individuals who act on their own

>>135781264
id?
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>>135781264
Please reevaluate your life.
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>>135781156
Pay it forward anon
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>>135780824
sent it
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>>135781156
Oi give to
>>135771308
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>>135781561
fuck that retarded "pay it forward" meme

its all bullshit
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>>135781156
Send one to
>>135781871
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>>135781706
no he looks like a leech

>>135782427
no he looks like an obnoxious furry
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>>135781871
>absolutely everything about this profile
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>>135781156
Give it to me

t. engio
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>>135780185
me
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>>135782738
no i don't like you
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>>135782883
who is me
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so tf2g, who gifted you your beta pass?
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nobody
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>>135783037
id/johnthomasj
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>>135783778
Nobody
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>>135783778
some guy i played a lobby with
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>>135783778
someone i didn't think would
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>>135783778
my tf2gfu
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>>135781871
>give pass
>removes after
come on dude we could have been friends
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>>135784656
>actually gave him a pass
that was your first mistake
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>>135781871
>>135784656
hello nurse
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>>135784656
>Nurselucario

>heal pulse calm

>not running jolly with 252 spe 252 atk 4 hp close combat swords dance bullet punch iron tail

come on
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>The beta pass still requires mobile authenticator.
Why even at this point? I just wanted to give one to my friend so he can play, cus he doesnt wanna bother doing mobile authenticator when he has three total Steam games.

>>135783778
Some guy in MM.
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>>135784656
haha i knew he was a fucking loser furfag

>>135782554
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i love to KILL!
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>>135785160
tell feathers i love her
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>>135784979
Casual runs are fun

sometimes

pls don boolee
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>>135780185
I don't but desu I don't care and I just want a tomislav, kek. id/gustavom
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>>135784793
wut
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>>135783778
my boy
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Anyone who cant into mobile authenticator is too lazy to hack
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Retard question: everyone can see my spray, right? I just went into several matches where literally nobody gave zero fucks about my spray.
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RIP timer
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>>135787285
Only if the server has them enabled
Valve servers don't
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>>135787285
not on valve servers
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>>135787386
>Valve servers don't
I only join valve servers, so eh.
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>>135787494
>i only join valve servers
Shitter detected
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>>135787572
theyre disabled in every comp config also

i havent changed my spray in months
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>2 engies on my team
>they'll probably switch when the round starts, they're just fucking around
>both turn out to be literal children, "is it okay if I use voice chat?"
>they main engi
>then we actually manage to win by leapfrogging level 3 turrets
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>dicking around after not playing for a while
>connect to a cp server via browser
>man runs a server and uses mods to give himself an advantage over other players
>people actively donate and support this

Are these people serious?
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why did gift wrap go back up?
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>>135788489
Most of TF2's community servers have been literal shit for a long time now.

Top Notch Clan and Hyperion Gaming run decent custom Payload servers, but they're West Coast (I'm East Coast) and they are almost always full during prime time, and also have donator slots, so if you do manage to get on, you're bound to be kicked in an hour or so.

The Furry Pound is okay, but you've gotta deal with that community.

>>135789057
They fixed it. It was borked for a while but the fixed it.
>>
so
>idle servers
should i even bother with those
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>>135789515
no
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>>135789261
>playing community servers at all

valve servers for pub
lobbies for cancer
comp host servers for matches
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>>135789261
no but it dropped around 70 cents after they fixed it and now it's back to ~$1. guess it's not a big deal
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anyone still giving out passes
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>>135789921
Do people still need them? I have like 7 now.
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>>135789771
I'm tired of the stock maps, and there are some great payload maps that are balanced around 24-32 players.
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>>135790142
I'd like one
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>>135789921
id
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>>135790142
whats your ID friendo?
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>>135790221
>stock maps

then play the comp ones, ashvillle, swiftwater, metalworks

there are plenty of good non-valve maps
>>
>>135790142
/id/ProfPistacho if you still got em around
>>
add /id/-enchanted for mm passes
>>
I have some spare MM passes if any one is interested

id/thesaucey
>>
>>135790521
>mfw Gasol so desperate for friends he does this
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>>135790349
I do, but I don't want to have to play lobbies to play a round of Swiftwater. The map works fairly well for larger player numbers, and lobbies are cesspools now.
>>
add me for a free mm pass id/plur
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>>135790515
ROFL NEVER MIND forgot i cant do that
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>>135790659
if i give you a key will you call me cool
>>
>>135790706
you are not me
>>
>>135790814
no because you aren't cool
>>
hey its me flip
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>>135790987
hey
>>
hey its me
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>>135790884
im cooler than cool (me in pic)
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hey its me the friggen sawbones
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>>135790987
>>
gasol is cool i like him
>>
>>135791096
>>135791259
>almost exactly 90 seconds in between posts

roflmao gasol you are fucking pathetic
>>
>>135791570
>>135791376
hmmmmm
>>
gasol is not on my suicide wishlist so hes alright
>>
>>135792096
>>135791996
>63 seconds apart
>Both end in 96
Come on Gasol its so obvious.
>>
anyone wanna mm???

id/solsolsol

only fraggers tho
>>
>>135792565
i frag but im na
>>
>>135792827
weve already got 2 na thats fine
>>
>>135792565
I can frag but im only gonna play heavy the entire game okay because heavy was MADE TO FRAG
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>860 damage sniper against a stacked team

gay
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>direct hit
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>>135793504
gay
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>>135793898
honestly that's not really that bad and besides thats years old
>>
>>135793898
>>135794115
hey uh
could you give me some tips?
>>
Does the dead of night on spy conflict with hats?
Its the only cosmetic on my spy and it won't let me equip anything in the head region.
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>>135777883
>>
Remember when Strange Rocket Launchers and Grenade/Sticky Launchers were 5 keys?
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>>135794378
t-tips?
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>>135794491
Hold up, with nothing equipped it says hats conflict.
Fuck.
>>
>>135794587
>>135794769
look at this team fortress 2 discussion
>>
>>135794913
shut the fuck up moron, your post does nothing to contribute you are just as bad as they are
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>>135795101
sorry

i didn't realize your non-tf2 posting contributed more to the thread than mine

sorry for the misunderstanding

im so sorry
>>
so is anyone actually still giving out passes or were those all meme replies
>>
>>135795426
I gave one to pistacho and hound.
>>
>>135795426
people actually gave out passes they're easy to get
>>
>>135795667
Alright that's cool, seems like I was just a little bit too late then.
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>there was a literal 9 year old on my team with "shpee" in the name
not sure how I feel desu
>>
da shpee c:3
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>>135796019
I still have one if you're interested.
>>
>>135796197
Sure, I'll gladly take it if you don't need it.
I'm >>135790326
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>>135796342
What a gossiping faggot.
>>
>>135796790
he removed and blocked me on steam for asking him a hud question

i don't really think that was nice so i had to do SOMETHING
>>
>>135796917
You were probably bugging him about cross dressing questions as well.
>>
whenever my team wins im always the top fragger but when my team loses im always in the bottom 3

it's everyone else's fault, right?
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>mfw MM queueing

i can actually see my rank raising
anyone up for some matches?
>>
>>135797152
Yes. Whenever we win/lose I'm always at the bottom so I don't really want to play MM anymore.
>>
>>135797063
no i wasn't, why would i ask him? no offense to him but he is overweight and i dont think he has any interest in wearing cute clothes
>>
>>135797152
I think that might mean you are a dependant player who gets tilted easily
>>
>>135797324
Faggot
>>
http://tf2r.com/kyvsx7v.html
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>>135797324
enchanted you need to leave
>>
can someone post the in game hud real quick i need to adjust my mumble overlay
>>
>>135798935
No
id/26dollar
>>
>>135798935
add me id/stary
>>
>>135798935
>will seed with my team mates

what the frick does that mean
>>
>>135799906
I'm assuming it's something really gay
>>
>>135799906
to impregnate a or planning the seed on your gf or some random hoe. It could be done illegitimately or legitimately.
Alfred:Yo bra guess what?I just seeded my girlfriend Candy!She has no choice but to marry me now!
Adrian:That's just awesome bra. But, I did something much more awesome than you. I seeded the black girl Monique, ima have a black kid to play for the NBA biatch!!
Alfred:Dude, that's just gross.
>>
>>135800013
well he DID post with an anime pic so...
>>
>>1
wew
>>
>>135800336
what was it
>>
>>135800373
If I remember correctly, it was moot saying that /vg/ was now open for posting.
>>
>>135800443
cool
>>
>>135767414
i think the only proper unusual for soldier is soldier stash.

come at me not-soldiers
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>>1
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>>135800336
>>135800638
Ikr
>>
>>135800626
>proper unusual
Lol, wut?
>>
>>135800626
What about a circling peace sign Chieftain's Challenge?
>>
Do you need to be in a MM server in order for a pass to drop? Or even an official Valve server?

Like if I was just enjoying my night kicking back playing some modded game could I still get one?
>>
>>135801130
T R A D E S E R V E R S C U M
Did you paint it pink?
>>
who queue
>>
>>135801251
i dont think passes just drop

you have to be invited
>>
>>135801343
I don't think you need to even enter a trade server to get a chieftan's, shit's garbaggio
>>
odd osu
even pokemon
>>
How do you guys aim with sniper?
Flick-shot or tracking? Which is better?
>>
>>135801448
Yeah it looks like you have to know someone who has an extra one, and people get extra ones if they already have one.

So since I don't have friends playing TF2, I'm basically fucked.
>>
>>135801715
play osu and lower your sensitivity
>>
>>135801792
id?
>>
>>135801794
doesnt do shit
>>
>>135801251
Passes are dropped manually by Valve.

Invites are given randomly to passholders.
>>
>>135751991
>>135751642
>>135752259
what happened here :?
>>
>>135803013
what are you quoting

is that your id?
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>>135803092
yeah, sorry
>>
Guys i suck, what to do? Play stardew valley instead of tf2?
>>
>>135803812
Practice until you git gud.
>>
anybody have the link/gif/webm of that sniper jumping backwards over a rocket?
>>
>>135803091
B4nny's cat ran away, and he was really sad. That pic is his tears of joy from the cats return.
>>
>>135804176
really? i missed that, is there a link to where I can read all about it?
>>
>>135804009
I think that was Indexer. Ask him.
>>
rafel
>>
My throat hurts.
>>
>>135804306
immediate search results are giving me stuff for a script? It was definitely before 2014, the footage was on the second point of badwater basin if that's any help.
>>
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What am I doing wrong on 6s koth_viaduct? Doesn't matter which class I play, 9/10 times my team loses and the other time I only win because I got carried hard. What is it about that map that makes me so shitty?
>>
>>135805336
Don't rollout to cliff every fucking time
>>
Valve please increase the switch speed when going to sandvich, it shouldn't have to take three agonizing seconds to stop firing, pull out a sandvich, and throw it to your teammate.
>>
>>135806061
anon i cant wake up, wake me up help
>>
>>135806194
LOL EVANESCENCE!!!!!!!!! BRUH XD
>>
>>135806312
you are not me
>>
>>135806359
:)
>>
>play freak fortress
>always disconnect when im the boss
im a shitter... s-sorry guys
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>>135806551
>got banned from my favorite freak fortress server because I performed this now-patched exploit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g067UWZ7rTs

Worth it for those salty boss tears.
>>
>>135806061
I HOPE YOU WAKE UP DEAD
>>
>>135807216
why
:r
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Should I use the blitzkrieg sticky launcher or stick to stock

Which one looks better with the GL
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>>135803013
you know what, fuck it. i don't want a pass if it meant begging for it. i just got over this week's bout of depression and i'm not gonna dive back into it because i felt guilty over a fucking tf2 ticket

post is too old to delete now but i would if i could. If any of you have extra tickets, go give it to people that deserve them
>>
>>135807493
Blitzkrieg.

>>135807591
It's just a pass, dude, I'm sure everyone is going to have one in a week.
>>
>>135807216
thats a megadeth song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN-0_ErU-wU
>>
Anyone have the hand drawing of the pyro burning the soldier who slowly turns, yells maggot, then nukes them both?
>>
>>135807591
haha its just a game dude!!
>>
>>135807591
oh sorry i forgot :/
>>
>>135785160
>the pineapple guy
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>>135807742
I know what you're talking about, but I don't have it saved unfortunately.
>>
Well im dead now. Lose 9/10games depsites having over 5 kd
cant fucking do shit in these toher fighitng games cause iether no one is playing them or the connecion isshit
cant sotp dirnking just gonna dirnk till im fucking dead
>>
Are keys gonna go back up in price?
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>tfw rich pedophile is in this general among us
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>>135808890
I don't remember the last time I traded metal for keys.
>>
>>135809203
I bought a couple so I can get dumb cosmetics, and I wanna get the most out of each key.
>>
I hate myself. no amount of doing good or punishing myself helps
>>
>>135809702
>saved picture of an underage girl
fucking disgusting

reported
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>>135809702
>all those views
>>
I wanna craft a hat. I'm gonna craft a hat!
>>
>>135809858
hating myself definitely helped me mature a little, but it only took me so far. not sure what step two is. "hate myself harder" has seemed to only lower productivity.

Anyway, what do you guys want to see in the next comic update?
>Sniper going on a rampage
>Medic going on a rampage, possibly with Heavy
>Engie, preferably actually doing something
>>
>>135810537
The last one, I hate that he's been absent
>>
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>People on tf.backpack keeping trades open a full 24 hours after they're completed
>People bumping their trades when they aren't online
>>
>>135810916
>being a furry
>>
>>135810916
Well for the second one I don't ever require people to add me for trading, so me being online/offline shouldn't affect anything as much. Usually I'm offline even if I'm at the computer just because I don't feel like IMing with people.
>>
>>135810916
I hate that shit, but eh, what are you gonna do?
>>
>>135810970
I'm not a furry. I just like the meme dog.

>>135811065
I can understand that for bigger products, but buying something like a name tag or some dumb junk isn't really worth waiting for.
>>
I knew damage dealt was a good idea
>>
i played tf2 and listened to dire straits for like 8 hours today how sad is my life
>>
>>135810808
I keep wanting to believe they're setting him up for something big. He got the first real lore-heavy comic, he's got direct ties to the main plot and backstory, his Grey Mann robot was more advanced than all the other class robots...

But he might just be doomed to forever be a background character. Scout, Spy, and Soldier are going to hog 85% the story screen time for all eternity.
>>
>>135811130
Complain on 4chan about it.
>>
>>135811254
I can't concentrate on TF2 while listening to music. I think I might be retarded.
>>
>>135811185
In my experience, the person being online doesn't guarantee a speedy response anyway. I always send out multiple trade requests regardless of the person's online status, using the same items as offering, and when the first person takes the trade, all the other ones automatically cancel because I don't have the offered items any more.
>>
>>135811420
I do this all the time. Someone added me to ask if I'd actually gotten the items once and it was kinda awkward.
>>
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>>135811341
I never listen to music while playing TF2 unless I'm in a Jump server or something. It's too important to me to listen for enemies around corners, hidden sentries, or decloaking Spies.
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>>135811614
it's a trade-off, that's certain. You trade being sharp as a knife for having an unstoppable good mood.
>>
>Doing good as soldier
>Even have a pocket medic for once
>Suddenly half the enemy team is pyros
God damn it, I just want to have fun.
>>
>>135811308
I think it's because it's the writer's crutch.
Soldier is the comic relief, Scout is the narcissistic comic relief, and Spy is the straight man.
Now that I think about it, it's like the three stooges.
>>
>>135811614
>It's too important to me to listen for enemies around corners, hidden sentries, or decloaking Spies.
try turning down the volume
:?
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>>135811745
>>
>>135812213
But what if a song I really like comes on?
>>
>>135812213
nah dude i'm either gonna be jamming that music loud or i'll have no music at all, i ain't doing that quiet elevator music shit.
>>
>>135809702
why isnt this pedophile picture deleted yet
>>
>>135812392
why aren't you deleted yet
>>
>>135812541
because i am not a post on the internet
>>
why amnt i deleted yet
>>
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Opinions on this hat? I remember when everyone thought this hat was the shit. I think it's a good, classic TF2 hat, but it did start that really cringey meme of people wearing hats on top of other hats "ironically".
>>
>>135812604
one of the best hats in the game
>>
>>135812604
Base hat is a pretty good hat.
>>
*misses human*
>>
>>135812604

All class, so no character
Not paintable, therefore trash.
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me
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>>135812578
you can be deleted just the same
>>
i dont have a Delet button
>>
>>135812832
no i cant
>>
im suck
>>
>>135812921
watch, I'll show you
*shoots you in the head*
>>
>>135812961
ow

*survives*
>>
>>135812604
I think it would be better if the higher versions came with styles to be the lower styles like the treasure hats.
>>
>>135813002
what!? impossible...
*shoots you several more times*
>>
>>135812061
I just want more interaction between the classes.

I'm a fucking /co/ nerd, so maybe it just bothers me especially when this game's been out for so long yet we don't even know what all the class's inter-relationships are like yet outside of dominations lines. Not all of the classes have even spoken to each other yet god damn it.
>>
>>135813343
Pyro still hasn't spoken to anybody.
>>
>>135813395
you know what i meant god damn it
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>It's a Dotsy gets mad episode
>>
>>135814023
>posting this after the fight ended
>>
>>135811980
music on pubs
silence on comp
>>
Can any sniper mains tell if my shooting style is bad?
I zoom in, then just flick to where the guy's head is and headshot him. I rarely track.
Is this bad?
>>
>>135816270
its fine dude just hit people
>>
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I want the pass, but I don't want to beg for it on reddit. Jesus, fucking, Christ.
>>
>>135816293
I know but I want to be sure if this good.
I don't want to those guys who sucked because they didn't turn off mouse accel and now suck even more without it because they got used to it
>>
>>135816914
those guys dont exist
just hit people dude
>>
oh shit dotsy r u ok
>>
why is the strange normal scattergun more expensive than the aussie

I want cool gray text gun not shitty gold gun
>>
>>135817360
because aussies are cancer and scout is all about being as cancerous as possible
>>
>orange jew

just use a normal scattergun
>>
>>135817457
Worse than that, it's the grey jew.
>>135817360
Shit only dropped for a very short time period son, what do you expect?
>>
>try stresstest beta for the first time
>win mid
>half of enemy team leaves

the future of competetive tf2 sure looks promising
>>
>>135817945
>A player has abandoned the match, it is now safe to leave
>>
Stay safe /tf2g/
>>
*stays dangerous*
>>
Are you able to play matchmaking if you're still on the initial 7 day period after setting up the mobile authenticator for the first time?
>>
>>135817945
>>135817972

>play a second game
>we win first round, is actually good game
>start of second round two people from my team just leave even though we are winning

I fucking give up
>>
speaking of orange jew, what's your strange with the highest tracked value?

kinda wish I had put more parts on the bird to begin with
>>
>>135819371
aussie SMG, color went with my set.
>>
>>135819371
meme shovel of ster_
>>
>>135819371
My strange duck hat I wear for my HL team. Got around 12000 now I think?
>>
>>135819371
strange boston basher because i am too jewish to buy a unique
but also too autismal to remove the name/desc
>>
>>135819775
Wait nevermind I forgot about my strange dead ringer
>>
Could anybody gift me a mm beta pass?
>>
>>135819775
>>135820059
>meme duck hat
>hl

spy mains
>>
>>135820145
:x
>>
>>135820142
maybe, what is your id?
>>
>>135820207
:z
>>
>>135820221
oh, i am sorry, forgot to write it. /qtnex
>>
>>135820264
your inventory is worth almost $600

why cant you buy one?
>>
im worth almost $6
>>
>>135820417
you're worth more than that human, don't talk badly about yourself like this, it's not healthy
>>
>>135820365
>charging for beta passes
HA HA, oh wow.
>buying beta passes
HHAAHAA, dub wow.
>>
>>135820432
oh
>>
>>135820518
i wasn't asking you to buy mine

i was asking why you think you deserve a handout
>>
i crafted a face full of festive
>>
>>135820549
Not him, but isnt the entire idea is to hand out the beta passes so everyone eventually has one?
>>
my backpack is worth 17 dollars and I dont ask for handouts
although that pass would be great (you dont have to though)
>>
>>135820549
I'm not the guy who was asking for one. Shit's not even tradable. Why are you being such a miser?

>>135820714
I already gave mine out, sorry.
>>
human is worth as much as 26$
>>
>>135820789
Thats fine, I dont mind
>>
my bp is worth $40 dollar and im a strong indipendent man that don't ask for handouts
although with this post i admit it would be great for me to receive a MM pass for free, however i want to confirm my status of alpha male
>>
i crafted a whirly warrior
>>
gn tf2g, love you all
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBKWoQRxNKU
>>
>>135820956
this song fucking ass wtf
>>
>>135820956
>tongue
>>
I feel terribly gimped with 70 fov and 30 fps for MM
>>
>>135820789
>Why are you being such a miser?

fuck off, how do you think those rich people get rich on tf2?

spoiler alert, its not by trading fairly its by being an underhanded slimeball
>>
>>135821924
Shut the fuck up you poorfag piece of shit boo fucking hop people are making money off other's stupidity. Calm the fuck down you retard.
>>
mfw cry
>>
1-3 tf2
4-6 osu
7-0 clean up my life
>>
>>135823294
does your tf2gfu hate shitskins
mine does
even though thy didn't directly say i know
and i love her for that
>>
>>135821924
bp value ≠ rich
that being said, buying something with the intent to resell higher later is certainly not always as slimebally as one may think
>>
>>135823501
oh
that wasn't meant to be a reply sorry
>>
whats the best mm comp?
>>
>>135824303
mm is comp
>>
whats the best team composition for matchmaking
>>
what am i
>>
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>those idiots that just run around the corner when you are trying to peak a sentry and get you killed with the splash damage from the rockets
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why do people do this?
>>
>>135825334
attention
>>
Why does Pyro load two shells into the gun after just one shot?
>>
>all these people who want their rank increased even though they lost the match because "muh stats"
it's like they never played a game with ranked before

OH WAIT
>>
>>135826089
pyro is as retarded as the people who play him
>>
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>someone decided this was a good idea
>>
https://www.tf2stadium.com/

Should I use it over TF2 center?
>>
>>135825334
these are the kind of kids who wear monster energy t-shirts irl

they genuinely think lime green looks good and isn't the absolute worst color in the entire spectrum
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVmWBr4Cw48
>>
>>135825334
They're insecure irl and need flashy green outfits and expensive weapons to make them feel good about themselves because it's the only attention they get, even if they actually suck
>>
>>135826562
>fempyro model
>>
>have afk
>leaves last round
>still lose points

sasuga valve
>>
:
>>
:£
>>
:€
>>
:^)
>>
;%
>>
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Want to get in on some UGC Steel Highlander action?
Like playing Scout or Sniper?
Are you not a complete tool?
Ok with being complained about because you are not as good as our old Scout/Snipers?
Then contact me at /id/stary for a free canceltation and you could be plat within the year!
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>>135829254
did you think this was funnt
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>>135829330
Im not kidding, we really need new players
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>>135829254
how is stary on steel
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>>135829254
>>135829395
real funnt
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>>135829254
didn't stary play in plat some years ago
why are you lying
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>>135829871
Why aren't you?
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>heavy shotguns are now dual weilded, except the family buisness maybe, that needs a rework
y/n
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Why is it so dead today
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>>135830361
maybe if you raffle it will be not as dead
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>>135830214
Fat Scout is played more and is possibly slightly OP
Still barely anyone runs it with minigun because utility > damage
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>>135819371

have had it since I started sniping
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>>135830493
>possibly slightly OP
Maybe a pocketed one if 2fort as long as they don't run into a level 3.
Most maps are open enough that the shotgun damage is completely negligible
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>>135830804
Assuming you don't run straight up at people over large sightlines I don't think it's a problem
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its sunday
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>>135831095
well done
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should I sell my unusual yellow belt or wait to see if it'll get updated
I can afford keeping it but I don't want to spend anymore money on this game just about until I manage to get my endgame thing
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>>135830214
better idea

heavy gets a second shotgun for the primary slot

you can now have dual shotguns or shotty + sandvich
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>>135830978
Don't get me wrong, it's fun and everything but that strategy doesn't work on anything above pubs.
Even these MM stress test kids would have more trouble dealing with a mediocre minigun heavy than with a fat scout
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>>135831127
thank you
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>>135831193
I did mean on pubs, not expecting fat scout in 6s
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I'm sp depressed i don't even know what to do anymore
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>>135831375
Yeah, but even in pubs a minigun heavy is still more threatening than a fat scout unless there's plenty non retarded spies and snipers
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>>135831905
id?
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do me
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>>135831905
aida feathers dotsy flip
these are the people who will put a smile on your lip
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>>135821924
Late response, but you can outsource your slimeball tactics to people who are expecting it anyhow.

Quickbuying threads and searching the market for a good deal are good ways to let people buy whatever thing they've currently got their heart set on while meantime getting yourself a good deal. People quickselling are looking for some straight keys to buy an item they're interested before it leaves the market or is bought by somebody else, you're helping them achieve their goals as you achieve yours.

Personally I think having a quickbuying thread isn't quite as clean as being known as a guy who has keys and is willing to listen to your offer, but that's me, that's my opinion.

Also, HOT OPINIONS, if you don't have something you're collecting just for the fun of it you're not a trader, you're just greedy.
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>>135831180
I'd say hold on to it,nobody saw most of the hat changes coming and since it's a misc you're looking at atleast 5 times the original price,that's if it went all class,which is highly unlikely

what's your endgame item anyway?
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>>135832946
a co-pilot of the burning kind
if the owner is as stubborn as I think he is I might just settle for a burning masque since it's my second favorite hat
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>>135831180
>>135832946
Yellow Belt seems to be Valve-created, the likelihood that they'll spend time making new versions of the yellow belt just to make unusual traders more money on one of the oldest hats in the game is very small. Much more likely with community-sourced cosmetics, as Valve has better shit to be doing with their time.

>>135833270
>Boring Flames
Pls no.
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>>135833328
burning was my goal for the co-pilot because it's the only one of it's kind and that's what attracted me to it

it being strange also played a part because strange unusuals are a bit rare,atleast they used to be back in 2014

since there's 5 [five] burning masques I might get the sunbeams one because it's also the only one of it's kind
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am i the only one of my kind
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>>135833809
yes human you are special
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>>135819371
I haven't played engi in awhile thinking about it.
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am i the only one of my (kiriikp) kind?
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i havent seen any other kiriikps around
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a lmaobox user impersonated me twice
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was she cute
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no

all she did was spam lmaobox advertising to try and get me votekicked

it worked the second time cause my votekick was on a cooldown
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oh

she wasnt very good at impersonating you then
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i have awoken and will be playing team fortress two after i brush my teeth and get a haircut
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>tfw won my first raffle, ever
>after three years
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i got complimented on my "dont heal niggers" gun last night in MM
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she just had a different interpretation of my character
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why do people say 'kek'
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>>135835040
I just bought a spy revolver skin.
And I have 2 level 99 vintage watches.
And I never play spy.
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>>135835554
Must be cool to be rich.
And here I am satisfied and happy with standard weapons/cosmetics. kek
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>mfw my market stock is about to run out
>mfw I'll be poor again
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>>135835749
My most expensively "blinged" i guess would be the word class is spy.
Followed by engineer.

The skin I have is like a key, and the two watches I bought for 2 keys with a level 100 ambassador like 2 years ago now.
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>>135835898
And all I got on me is 3 refined and a edgy hat that I don't care anymore for 9 ref.
You really do sound rich and having lots of fun with your money. I'm happy for you, anon.
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Today on "What's /tf2g/'s Opinion,"

>Sniper: Broken, or Balanced?
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>>135836148
broken
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>>135836148
underpowered
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situational OP
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*starves or gets lost*
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*finds human wandering the streets and gives her a burger*
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>>135819371
S. Sapper with 3791 Buildings Sapped.

Close second is a S. Spycicle with 3512 Kills.
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Is there any way to tell how long you've had the mobile authenticator turned on?

I think I've waited almost a week now but still getting escrows, I just want to know how much longer I have to sit through this garbage
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tfw you like seeing spies disguised as you because your loadout is cute
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too angry at Competitive Matchmaking
what are some games that I can relax with /tf2g/
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>>135837257
EOSD
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>>135837257
Darkest Dungeon
FTL: Faster than Light
Dwarf Fortress
Starcraft 2 ladder
Rogue
Dark Souls
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why do so many spies disguise as scout
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>>135837257
viridi
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>some booberry little 127-hours-played Canadian brony sends me a friend request after pubstomping
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>>135837483
head hitboxes

has an excuse to be anywhere
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>That feel when a sniper headshots you as scout 1 foot from his face as you're meatshotting him
>Your heart and gut say aimbot but your mind says no
>Spectate him miss 5 shots of a heavy with a revved up gun

Literally fuck
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>>135837378
>>135837321
>>135837540
preferably consoleshit.

>>135837483
tiny speed boost
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>>135780185
Me
/id/ramonzitos
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>>135837776
flower
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>>135837776
theres no speed boost you idiot
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>>135777883
I'm this anon
>spray this on a corner
>"WTF someone has sprayed something NSFW. Votekick please"
really
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>>135838041
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>>135838123
there isn't, unless that's something they changed recently
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>>135838123
the only reason to disguise as scout is for the smaller model that screws with your hitboxes
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i hate when a spy disguises as me and then spams voice commands cause it's under my name
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>>135838123
i like disguising as scout because its fast and people still don't notice
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raffle
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>>135837061
So is that a no? No way to tell?
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>>135838625
there's something in the steam settings/preferences that tells you how long it's been active. past experience though it takes a little longer than a week
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>>135838778
Thanks, I'll poke around
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can we fucking nerf the crit-a-cola already
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>>135839112
no

what next, nerf pyro?
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>>135839112
It only lasts like 15 seconds, seems fine to me. I think back when it caused you to receive minicrits as well as give them was too much.
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>>135839304
pyro doesn't need nerfed he's not good

crit-a-cola's retarded
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>>135839325
>15 seconds
try 8.
Milk is way more powerful, especailly with a heavy or demo and FG is tons more fun
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>>135839325
it's pretty fucking broken.

it was borderline OP even when you recieved minicrits, if you got an overheal.

nowadays it's minicrits and a significant speed boost at the minor cost of +10% damage taken, which again, means nothing with an overheal
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>boot up TF2
>start a match
>"This looks fun..."
>suddenly have flashbacks on how snipers and scouts are annoying as fuck
>also, dat dull feel
>while listening to a literal 12 year old whining on mic
maybe i should stop playing videogames
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Anyone here /notfreshmeat/? I keep getting fairly close to ranking up and then I go on a losing streak.
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>>135840535
>try to play TF2 again
>get into a match
>have some fun for a few hours
>server empties out
>still want more
>search for other servers
>nothing but garbage for miles
>start remembering why I stopped playing

Still can't get myself to sell some of my vintage hats because I keep thinking they'll be worth something more than $5 someday.
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hey tf2g, how do you surf a rocket forwards when it hits you from the front? people do it to me and i have no idea how
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>>135840916
Are you stacking? Then you will climb up. Are you not? Then you will be fresh meat forever. If you arent stacking, you are relying on randoms entirely to carry you up the ranks. Experience gain might as well be based off of rng.
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>>135840916
>>135841334
lmao maybe you should stop playing comp
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awoo
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aw**
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*w*
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awoo + nya =

nyawoo
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>>135841752
>>135841818
>>135841902
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>>135841981
my dad
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who stuck /infreshmeat/ forever?
;_;
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>>135839112
Likewise, people don't seem to know about the power behind the killing gloves of boxing/minigun combo. It literally destroys the entire enemy team if you get the first punch-kill off.
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>>135842064
>mfw almost rank 2 but get matched with a bunch of shitters and lose rank again

i just want to stack teams but i have no firends
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>>135805734
I get fucked every time I throw a sandvich to someone. It always ends up costing me my life
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>>135767414
Is there any way to stop getting the "ad hoc connections are not allowed" message in the comp matchmaking? Is getting really annoying since I am getting abandons because of it.
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>>135842285
thats why you back up from the fight and scream

<CLASS> IM TRYING TO GIVE YOU A SANDVICH STOP RUNNING IN WITH 40 HEALTH

in the mic
they never listen
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>>135841236
>give up playing comp/ctf/deatchmatch
>play only mvm because its different
I'm about to quit mvm also because there is way too much whiners, holy shit
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>le intenionally ugly loadout because I'm worried to actually try to do something that looks good and risk people judging it and thinking I have bad taste
>>
le me
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keys dropped in price literally fuck me
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https://marketplace.tf/items/15006;5;u702;w1;strange/Strange%20%E2%98%85Isotope%20Woodland%20Warrior%20Rocket%20Launcher%20%28Factory%20New%29
>this much
>for a virtual item
what
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>>135842473
I remember some faggot sniper complaining about our demoman not using loch n load before quitting because he got killed and the medic took more than 0.1 seconds to revive him.
We continued just fine and the demoman got an australium.
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>>135842810
Money is just as worthless in real life. You can look at any virtual thing which costs any amount of money and see it as a waste but money in its essence is just stuff. It isn't as important as people try to make it seem.
Being confused that something which logically should be worthless isn't is a bit hypocritical when you consider the fact that money itself should be worthless. People are what gives money any value at all, and in that sense people are what make anything worth any amount of money.
That shitty virtual item that does nothing and looks like shit is valuable for the same reason anything is, including money itself.
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>>135843110
>there's no right or wrong;but opinions
You poor little thing.
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*sneezes*
>.<
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>MM
>finally get to play viaduct
>A PLAYER HAS ABANDONED
>fuck it
>i like viaduct
>play 1v1 with guy for 2 rounds
>stomp him so hard
>feel kinda bad when he just gives up and goes box spy
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>>135843805
You didn't melee? Tryhard.
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Will comp tf2 ever be as big as it used to be, or bigger now that comp matchmaking exists?
https://youtu.be/jamuLPfQibU
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Is Gunslinger engie the most lone wolf class possible?
>makes his own backup
>powerful primary
>pistol for long range and also destroying sentries easily
>good health, 25 more than scout, 25 less than pyro
>can support the team when and if needed
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>>135845282
>Is Gunslinger Engie the SICKEST class possible?

Fixed that for you.
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>>135845282
I finally got a good deal on the strange pomson. My Engie is indestructible.
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I think you guys should do raffles for this general only. Like, make a question and the one who posts the right answer gains (item).
I won't start because i'm new and I don't have literally nothing to raffle, kek.
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>win first round
>entire enemy team quits
>we all just katozosky kick in a line around the map
>I had fun
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>>135848172
nice autism
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>>135848172
literall waste of time
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post sandvich man
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>>135848630
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>>135848630
pottis
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>>135848818
>thief hoovy
8.5/10
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>valve will buff the pyro sometime soon to be viable in 6s
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>>135849362
>valve still wont nerf soldier or demoman
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>>135849362
All they really need to do is give the Pyro the pistol. The Pyro needs a good longer range option
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why the fuck are unusual co-pilots so fucking expensive jesus fuck i just wanted a stormy or a blizzardy one they dont look that good anyway id much rather spend my money on an el jefe or a tossle cap
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>>135849684
Went from 1 class to 3 class.
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>>135849630
>wanting nerfs
Nerfs are shit. Just make everything broken, so its balanced that way.

>>135849675
The Flare gun is a good long range option, but with that you sacrifice your mid range option.
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>>135849675
>The close-range ambush class needs a long range weapon

Ok.
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>>135849362
>Make pyro more useful guyzzzz 6's guyzzzzzzzzz
>Every """good""" 6's map is wide open for soldiers to pretend they're birds
>Being surprised that the close quarters class is bad at range
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>just sold a unique weapon for 1 refined
>because it's "Crafted by: your mom"
welp
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>>135849684
because
http://steamcommunity.com/id/matchstickman/ (our guy)
and
http://steamcommunity.com/id/loverskites

own almost a 3rd of all unusual co-pilots that exist
and they're multiclass
and they're limited
and a good half of the people who unboxed them aren't accepting random friend requests or have trade offer links in their profiles

pretty obnoxious honestly,I wanted to buy one too but I ended up buying unusual antlers
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>join MM game
>hacker playing sniper
>advertising himself, boosting MM ranks for $10
>entire enemy team leaves within 60 seconds
>still rank down
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>>135850074
Every single other class has some kind of long range option

Scout: Pistol
Soldier: Rocket launcher and RB
Demo: Charged Stickies and pipes
Engi: Pistol and wrangler
Spy: Revolver
Sniper: Every primary
Heavy: Minigun
Medic: Crossbow and syringes

Pyro: Can fire a very slow, very visible projectile every 2 seconds
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>>135850192
Shut up even.
That's pretty good.
What weapon?
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>>135850005
>sacrifice your mid range option
its actually easier to land shots the closer people are
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>>135850502
>People leave
>You rank down
lol no??

>>135850563
>Minigun
>Long range
That's a nice bait
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>>135850715
Any minigun can kill someone from quite a distance
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>>135850715
minigun deals 5 damage per bullet at max falloff

that can add up if the other guy isnt a sniper
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>>135850636
Yeah, but the shotgun is gonna give you much better dps, and its waaaaay easier to hit Scouts with it.
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>>135850621
The original.
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>>135850962
Neat. Goin for rocket jumpers or something?
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>>135850715
Why should I be punished if the enemy team leaves? I have no control over it
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>>135850912
I mean airblast also makes scouts ez pz to hit, and they have to get in airblast range to do solid dps
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>>135851090
Actually I just set up a shop @ bazaar.tf with the title "EXCLUSIVE CRAFTED WEAPONS BY YOUR MOM". And then it happened, alongside with a message "you made me laugh a lot irl", etc.
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>MM
>go medic
>everyone leaves me alone
>bitches about not being healed when I'm dead
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>>135851147
Yeah, but if they're that close, you might as well be using your flamethrower. Also, airblast combos are less reliable now, since the nerf. If they have another jump, they can just change direction easily too.
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i sold a bunch of shit im gonna buy mvm tickets anyone want to play
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>>135851147
If a scout is in airblast range while dealing with pyros, he's usually doing it wrong.
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>>135848630
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>>135850806
Define "long range"

>>135851115
Pretty sure you aren't but w/e
I played like 10 games of MM, four had bots on both teams spamming "Selling MM passes $10!!", two had hackers, and the other four were rolls for either team.
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http://tf2r.com/k491at7.html
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>>135851774
legitimately awful music taste from everyone
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>>135851774
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>>135849362
>>135849630

was this taken after that shitlord came back?
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>>135850563
Yeah, flares just aren't that good, honestly. I can't really even remember the last time I died to one. Shotgun is way better and a lot more of a respectable weapon.

Give Pyro something like an Incinerator from Fallout that fires Scorch Shot flares.
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>>135851464
What tour?
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>>135852159
did you listen to all of them because mine is really good
>>135852996
two cities
>>
idk if anyone still needs one but i have three comp beta invites to give
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>>135853217
Add me, always down for two cities
id/johnthomasj
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>>135852707
>He doesn't respect flare crits from across the map
I wish they were better, cus they're fun. Maybe a faster reload.
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>>135853223
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tyler72493
Please?
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>>135853223
Why do you even have any to give out?
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>>135841485
I don't have any friends to stack with, they're all Dotafags and have pretty much played Dota 2 exclusively since they got a beta pass how ever many years ago.
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>>135853223
gibe pls
/id/aroguecop
>>
>>135853223
/id/avariellla
pls
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>>135853679
Passes have been spawning more passes. They're spreading virally.
>>
there needs to be a google doc where people can post their ids if they don't have a beta pass
>>
i want to poot
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>>135849362
>people complain that W+M1 is too good
>they nerf W+M1, make M2 spam better

>people complain that M2 spam is too good
>they nerf that
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>>135854043
i feel like there aren't too many people left that don't have them so just passing them out as they're requested should work just fine
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>>135853682
>TFW this exact same thing happened to me
I've made new friends since, though.
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>>135849362
until they make afterburn actually a threat and not a "oops I was already at 10 hp not near a medic, or another pyro, or someone with piss or milk, or near any healkit, so im fucked", pyro is going to be shit
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>>135854303
I want one, but I kind of also don't because I just get the feeling I'd drag down any team I was on if I tried to party up with friends or even play with randoms.
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>>135854383
Even if it would make him really annoying, I'd love if Pyro actually specialized in burning people, as in, I'd love to watch people actually die from being set on fire. Just give me something with high afterburn so I can just put it away after I use it and go to town with my shotgun while they're burning down.
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>>135854489
Quit being such a whiny bitch and go shoot things and have fun
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>>135854742
>enemies on fire move faster but take more damage from all sources
this make enemies retreat after getting lit on fire
>>
I really hope Highlander testing opens up soon, I feel like a weight on my team trying to play soldier/scout instead of something I'm actually decent at, heavy.
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>muh realism
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>>135853679
i have no idea
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>>135855030
Will 9v9 actually have class limits, unlike 6v6?
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feathers, carry me up a few ranks
>>
I dont post here too much but im pretty much always lurking, if any anon have a pass left Id really like to get one
id/brvnz
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>>135768270
/id/ast_ra
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>>135855994
lmao
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>>135855974
I'll give you my invite that I just got from another guy, friend request sent.
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>>135856156
actually, scratch that, I don't have time

sorry Anon
>>
>look_at_the_time!(begging).jpg
Well, then... if you excuse me I'd like a tomislav (unique), please. id/gustavom .Because I can't trade and I'm in escrow, so yeah. Thanks.
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crit-a-cola more like shit-a-cola amirite
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>>135856506
craft it, the recipe is 2 rec + the brass beast
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is this chart applicable for tf2 community?
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>>135857515
>>>/v/
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>>135857515
I'll fix it up later if you want
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>>135850563
It's a close-range class for a reason.

That's the Pyro's downside. This is the same argument as the Spycicle.

"Oh no! The Spy is countered by the Pyro so in most engagements the Pyro will conquer the Spy! That means the Spy needs to counter-counter the Pyro so it's even again :)"

It's complete bullshit logic. It doesn't make sense.

Why don't we just give the Medic a Rocket Launcher so he can farm kills since he isn't great at toe-to-toe combat? I mean, his primary isn't the greatest thing ever so CLEARLY he needs to be on-par with Heavy and Soldier for DPS, right?
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>>135857515
where is wales
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>>135850563
>Spy: Revolver
does like 17 damage from long range and also has spread. Amby is viable long range though.
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MEDIC CHANGES

>All syringe guns now have +10% move speed while active, putting the medic near scout speed while he has them out.

>Blutsauger gives a small amout of uber per hit (2-5%?)

>Overdose boost stacks on top of this, but it has -50% clipsize

Hopefully it'd let the synringe guns compete with the crossbow, without having to actually nerf the crossbow (which I feel is balanced fine)

yes/no/maybe with some tweaks
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i had a dream that muselk made a video that everyone hated and he leaked some secret or something so he vowed to quit making videos forever and some guy was bragging about having instigated it here
pootis my fucking gootis dude
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>>135860354
>per hit
fucking 80% uber for one clip of needle spam
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i had a dream where my tf2gfu grew a penis and was using it on me harshly
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>>135860792
who fucking asked you
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>>135860354
Nah, I'd rather have a thing that replaces the medic's primary, but prevents them from being instantly killed.

Like the sniper's anti backstab.
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>>135860909
>Giving a counter to medic a counter to his class counter
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>>135861250
Indeed. Giving a counter to counter his counter so his counter is no longer a counter that can counter.
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>>135860578
show me a single medic who can hit the entire clip on a moving, aware target, without being killed by said target

>>135860909
fuck no, why do you think that is a good idea

it's pretty much the definition of a crutch

it's not like the razorback or DDS were ever particularly good ideas either
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>>135861482
Ever played against bots?
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>>135861482
you can literally just hold down M1 and wave your mouse around like a retard for free uber

no
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>>135861561
loads
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>>135860354
A better idea is to put it on something similar to the crossbow, with 4% a hit.
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>>135861561
we're balancing weapons around bot matches now?

>>135861684
you've got the reduced survivability from the blutsauger, and if you're spamming needles, you aren't healing your team

also you can move your mouse around for free uber with the medigun out, incase you'd forgotten about that

at least this requires you to actually have a target, who will also be trying to kill you
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>>135862063
You said find a medic that can hit an entire clip without dying. I was just mentioning that bots are scary accurate when it comes to the syringe gun. The medic is a support class, anyway, stop trying to turn him into something offensive, he's borderline OP enough as is.
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>>135860909
I just think a full uber should grant you the ability to survive 1(one) RANDOM critical hit
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>>135862226
I'm not trying to make him offensive, I'm trying to make the syringe guns worth actively switching to and using.

Currently if you've got a syringe gun, switching to it is the worse option over 95% of the time, on anything other than the most braindead pub.

The reason the crossbow is considered by far and away the best medic primary is because it actually offers something worth switching to and using, outside of occasional self defence scenarios where you're without a teammate and aren't already dead.

The remaining 75% of medic's primaries are going to need a pretty significant buff if they're to be used at all.
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>medic gets caught out in a bad place for being a retard
>backpedals with blut
>gets 30% uber on his way out as well as restoring health
epic
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>>135862848
this

the ubersaw is fair because its a HUGE risk to use it
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>>135862848
>target is enough of a retard to both not be able to kill the medic, and get hit 15 times, or even have the sense to realise he can't make the kill, and back away

not to mention, you're giving up the crossbow to do so
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>>135863095
theorycrafting is silly
since nobody including me has anywhere to stand on regarding mechanic discussion im just going to assert that a long range weapon guaranteeing uber gain on use is a broken concept and walk away the victor
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>playing conchbox soldier
>medic gets killed by soldier on the other team
>"I CAN SEE HOW EASY SOLDIER IS, EVEN WITH DOWNS YOU CAN STILL PLAY IT!"
>medic is with me
>enemy soldier catches us by surprise
>couldn't save medic, gets killed
>goddamn it
>kill the soldier just after he kills our medic
>"WOW SOLDIER IS SO EASY TO PLAY" or some shit
>medic is actually doing his job correctly
>we still won the game
some medic players are fucking dumb
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>>135863095
>dont burst the med
>cant chase because blut
>still take 10+ hits because of momentum
>med is now back to decent health, gained uber, AND free from danger
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>>135863349
the blut cannot consistently hit at long range, with its spread, heavy arc, and slow projectile speed

what's your opinion on my changes the other two syringe guns (that no-one has commented on)
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>>135862945
>HUGE risk to use it
You mean getting close to people, something ALL melee weapons in the game require you to?
You lose LITERALLY nothing by using it.
Just give it the vita saw's -10 hp and it's balanced
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>>135863492
>conchbox
opinion disregarded
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>>135863604
as a medic you do not want to be close to anyone who isnt the same color as you
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>>135863719
>being bad
>not being good
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>>135863604
oh right, because the -10hp made the vitasaw soooo balanced

the ubersaw (and vitasaw) are in the same position as the crossbow, in that they aren't overpowered (well, vitasaw is) but the other options just aren't worth using
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>>135863754
>Using crutches
>Good
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>>135863929
>>crutch
this is bait
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>>135863754
*MGE's you*
*wins because of shotgun and a 4th rocket*
sick crutches friend
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>>135864068
>just go back to my stock loadout
*slaps you*
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>>135863719
>Not playing at your strongest
>Not using unlocks cus "muh honor and skillz"
>Not winning
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>>135863734
But if you are you might as well get 15 seconds worth of uber building for free
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hey tf2g
help a dude out
http://strawpoll.me/7137337
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>>135864068
*fights you on pub*
*wins because of speed boost and healing*
git gud :^)
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>>135864185
>less rockets and no secondary
>strongest
anon...
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>>135864185
new shield for demoman
the 'win' button
>When hitting an enemy with a shield bash, the button is pressed and your team wins

you have 30 seconds to explain why you wouldnt use this weapon
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>>135863569
long range = anywhere medic can deal damage without being in immediate danger himself
crossbow fits that definition too but it doesnt benefit the medic at all, only teammates (and has no effect on enemies other than damage)
add in that blut has a massive clip and you can therefore spam it, and basic understanding of its arc and movement prediction let you hit a surprising amoutn of needles in one go, and you have a weapon thats just way too strong for too little a tradeoff imo

>All syringe guns now have +10% move speed while active, putting the medic near scout speed while he has them out.
makes him even harder to hit and easier to backpedal away with uber

>Overdose boost stacks on top of this, but it has -50% clipsize
overdose would make medic run at scout speed with your changes
scout speed is pretty ridiculous if you havent noticed and it would make medic fairly untouchable in the hands of someone who understands that dying is bad, as well as encouraging shooting needles instead of healing

thats the thing really; crossbow can make some real clutch plays because it does a reasonable chunk of damage as well as healing teammates from afar
all that needleguns offer in comparison is a way for medic to be annoying and harass enemies without being able to reliably kill them (benefiting from it with health/uber too in the case of the blut), which is a shitty idea espoused too often by other class weapons (afterburn, minisentries, bleed, stun)

im talking out of my arse just as much as you so feel free to pick holes but we can do that all night and never come to a consensus because neither of us will accept being wrong because nobody has actual evidence or experience to back up their claims
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>actually complaining about conchbox
>actually saying it's a crutch
>actually implying that conchbox is hard to play against
>actually being bad
>/tf2g/
*walk into tf2g*
*immediately slap some trap ass*
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>>135864482
because it's not fun for me or the person i'm using it on

hahah hebic win ecsedee

and it would be banned in comp anyway
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>>135864354
>Needing more than three rockets to kill someone
>Getting killed when you're constantly healing
I don't actually use the Black Box. Concheror is rad tho.
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>>135864769
>Not playing at your strongest
>Not using unlocks cus "muh honor and skillz"
>Not winning

wow sounds like you're shit at tf2
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>>135864865
whats fun about pressing m2 and then instantly winning

how can that even be considered winning in the first place
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>>135864865
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>>135864769
There are no bans in Matchmaking stupid.
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>>135864717
Hey, don't touch my sticky traps!
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>>135864994
>mad cuz he was killed by demoknight

dude WHY are you so salty lol!?!
just hit them with it first dude its like
completely fair since both teams can use it
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>>135865126
read
>>135864482


like shit nigger we arent even talking about demoknight
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>>135865126
are you done
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>>135865220
>moving the goalposts
>using racial slurs

wow no need to be so angry dude just because this game is too hard for you

>>135865335
not until he stops replying
>>
>>135865048
if that was allowed nobody would play MM
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>>135857223
Yeah, I know. Problem is, I don't have the brass beast, either.
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>>135865390
>desperate shitposting
>>
>>135865552
(You)
>>
>>135865390
heres one (1) (You)

enjoy
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>>135860158
I was talking more in a general sense. Same with Minigun and RL
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>>135865650
>I-I'm not shitposting
>Y-You are!
Show us on the doll where the soldier or demoman touched (You)
>>
>Demoknight isn't OP! Just keep your distance and you win!

Oh look, a move that let's him close incredible distances between he and the enemy.

>W-Well yeah, but it's just a melee class! He does low damage!

Oh hey his charge move also gives him free one-shotting crits whenever he wants.

>U-Uh, well he has low health by default so you can get him during that time!

Oh, looks like he has a primary item that gives him extra health, speed, damage resistance to most things and allows him to slowly build his max health on kill up to 4 times.

>Y-You just need to get gud! Haha! You're bad! We sure got his argument :)
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>>135768270
anything.
Yousie
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>this thread
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>>135865843
>He has trouble with demoknights
Just shoot him, lad.

>>135865934
I have no idea where all these shitters are coming from.
>>
this is what happens

this is what happens when people who get angry at video games post here
>>
Demoknights arent really a problem

the problem is demoknights with 9 other people shooting you so they get to snake in for a free pick
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>>135866139
>Pushing against 9 other people without your team backing you up
>>
maybe it's the influx of new players/returning players for mm. i've never had a problem with any class except good snipers
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>>135866267
Eh, I've never really had any problems with snipers either.Avoiding sightlines and sneaking up on them usually works for me.
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>>135812604
Honestly think anything that isn't the Modest Pile looks like shit.

Modest Pile is legit one of my all time favorite hats, though.
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>>135866236
>pub teams
>backing me up ever
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>>135866267
Just don't stay in the open, and you'll do just fine against snipers.
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>>135866685
Hey man, it can happen. What I do is wait for my team to respawn, then push so that they function as meatshields.
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I need this music while watching f2ps play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
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>>135867184
https://youtu.be/sC75aU47GRk
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>>135859079
The syringe gun has some of the highest DPS in the game if you hit every shot, just so you know. I main solo medic in arena because nobody expects to die to him.
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>>135868768
so does the plasma gun but its shit
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>>135869775
>>135869775
>>135869775
>>135869775
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>>135869803
>10 posts earlier
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>>135869973
he wants to feel important
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