/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

will tf2g ever be good again?

>>135572341
Its only going to get worse when MM officially releases.

>>135570814
>Infusion
>Spectral Dagger
Why are you such a casual?

I have to pee, but I don't want to get up. I'm also thirsty.

nth for truthfully bros, the only thing tf2 needs to be completely balanced before matchmaking comes out is a strange cozy camper. it could count like hp healed or something. i simply can't play with a unique one

>>135572076
Console or PC?

>>135572770
Fuckin' PC, dude

>>135572939
Please tell me you stay away from /gtag/

Shit's cancer, family.

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>Warning: some items interfere. This loadout can't be used in the game.
gay

what do you think is the best heavy shirt. Getting abit tired of the Die Regime-Panzerung

next stress test is tomorrow morning 8am cst. tagg just said so.

>>135572995
As soon as I posted the screenie, I was wondering whether there was a general for it or not

Can't be as bad as tf2g is, can it?

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>>135573002
This loadout can't be used as well. sadface

I AM READY TO FIGHT ROBOTS!

>>135573504
id? I'll play with you :3

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>>135572538
>risk of rain
>hard game

>>135573109
Worse.

You guys only show up now and again, it's nothing but circlejerking there. Fucking dis-gus-ting

>>135573573
i can't play now

*beeps*

>>135573653
Welcome to /vg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_PoK6MbR6g

wow soldier really needs a nerf, every match was a soldier roll.

>>135573706
i love this channel

>>135573721
Our current team meta has been 3 soldiers 2 scouts, and a quick fix med. Game 2 ez.

>>135573721
>Stack soldiers against a team of literal 12 year olds
>Waaah, soldier is so OP

>>135573575
That's my point.

>>135573002
I only see two cosmetics

>>135573721
6s players will defend soldier/scout/demo against accusations of being OP while also claiming other classes are weak as shit and should stay that way
i also believe that heavy/engi/pyro/spy dominated gameplay would be dumb as fuck

Hey good for you buddy you know I'm really happy to hear you're doing well in your mememaking games. Congrats man post some rad webms bro can't wait to see those sick frags. Thanks for the update man I'm your biggest fan I can't wait to hear more stories of your 6s adventures. Keep us informed we love to read about it

isnt soldier supposed to be strong for killing things? thats all he does

>>135574048
stay in your pub

>>135574016
you are small time.


engi/sniper/spy/heavy are just situational. it's ok to have situational classes

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>>135573695
>go to several other generals other than gtag
>name and tripfags produce content
???

>>135573986
That's the point.

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>>135574230
>>name and tripfags produce content

>>135574193
situational is weak
i said "dominate gameplay"

>>135574230
I bet they're newish generals, too. Any general that survives on /vg/ for longer than 6+ months inevitably becomes a cesspit of circlejerking.

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>>135573575
>mfw that's my profile pic

I produce more high quality content than any tripfag in this general

>>135574193
I disagree. I believe all classes should be equally viable. Balance is important. Obviously, some classes are gonna be better at some things, but it shouldn't be a straight hindrance to be playing it at all at any point.

>>135574483
why is that your face when?

post heavies

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>this soldier slaps your gf ass
how would you react, anon

>>135574645
>the meme banana

he wouldn't be able to, id flush him down the toilet before he got close

>MvM
>Engineer with golden pan and 300+ key unusuals
>7 tours meaning he probably bought it
>Showing off, taunting, hardly does shit except wack robots with the pan and die
>Manage to finish
>He gets a golden medigun

I can't make this shit up. Every fucking time.

>>135574583
>All classes should be equally viable
Look at this nerd. I bet he mains pyro.

>>135574583
you're never going to have all clases exactly equally balanced on a mid fight. just ain't gonna happen. for example spy. Oh hey they have five players now we have seven wonder what's going on???

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>current year
>not filtering all trips

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>>135574625

>>135574612
Can't help but feel someone's calling me a whore I guess

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>>135574625

Engineer balance Idea:
Remove dispensers and teleporters
Sentry is replaced by a battlesuit that gives him +75 hp (total 200) but slows his movement lower than demoman
Sentry rockets on the battlesuit fire one at a time now, 4 loaded and they reload one at a time over 3 seconds
No pistol, wrangler only, chainguns are disabled for balance

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>>135572174
What if we......


wait for it
waiiiiit for it
.
just removed pyro

valve please remove cosmetics from tf2

>>135575459
YES YES
FUCK THAT SHITTY FUCKING CLASS AND ALL THE FAGGOTS WHO MAIN IT
THAT CLASS IS LITERALLY GOOD FOR NOTHING
SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN PUT IN THE GAME
FUCK PYRO AND FUCK EVERY NIGGER WHO THINGS ITS ACCEPTABLE

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>>135575194
Did I recently play with you?

Or maybe it was just a heavy with the same loadout.

>>135574735
I'm more thinking that fast offense being the one true strategy is the issue. There's no room for classes that do more than kill and go fast, other than waking dispenser man.

I think the lack of unlock bans will be a good thing for competitive TF2. If something beat the vanilla DM class setup, players disliked it. A natascha heavy with a vaccinator medic basically ignores damage, but a good counter to this would be a direct hit/buffbanner soldier. They can back up one point and feed off the slow heavy, and basically have a mini uber. That's something I see as a potentially interesting type of gameplay

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59th for :trump

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>>135574625

>>135575576
I don't even play heavy, so it was probably just someone with a similar loadout.

There is literally nothing inherently wrong with Pyro.

>>135575749
>absolutely no DM parts of him at all except his flamethrower
>he only uses it to light people on fire
>airblast is a broken, easy to use crutch

>>135575335
that sounds like a soldier

Pyro is fun, but it's a fundamentally flawed class. Spy is even more useless than pyro, desu.

>>135575839
>airblast is broken
?

>>135575839
t. soldier that got his ez to predict rockets reflected one to many times

>>135575749
Get fucked faggot.
>>135575967
If you're literally wondering why then just hang yourself.
>>135575964
At least spy can kill.

>>135575967
it fires faster than a rocket launcher.

It locks you into place.

you cannot strafe.

It literally penalizes you for shooting, which is a retarded mechanic for an arena shooter

>>135576043
dont let him get close?
>>135576027

>>135576043
it penalizes you for shooing like an idiot

Pyro is a shit class

pyro was never designed to have airblast or flareguns, both of which stray from his originally designed role as an ambush class

backburner was a step in the right direction, but it gets random crits anyway and the back radius isn't very much at all

this encourages wm1 and flare spam
then they buffed the scorch shot and it's all anybody uses now

airblast is broken and a crutch
few pyros are effective without flares, which force players to run for health/extinguishing from long range
all his cosmetics are lolxDrandom

how else is pyro shit?

>>135576043
Funniest thing Ive read all night.

>>135576603
how is airblast broke and a crutch?

>>135576603
someone with ungodly aim would benefit more using scout

>>135576773
it can reflect multiple projectiles from unreasonable angles, sometimes back at the pyro even when aiming in the opposite direction
it negates player movement, which isn't fun especially when used consecutively
it's too easy to use and makes things more difficult for other players

>>135576948
Wouldn't they benefit more by playing sniper?

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>Playing Pyro on Viaduct
>Enemy Soldiers are spamming chokes and holding wm1 as soon as they see me
>Get easy reflects
>Hop on their asses because they aren't being aware
>Landing flares from retreating enemies from across the map
>They're demanding nerfs by the end
Pyro is so good at pushing baddies shit in. It's the best.

>>135577172
so your complaint is that it can reflect projectiles and push back players

reflecting projectiles is only really possible when at mid-long ranges (when pyro doesn't really have range except for flare guns which are easy to dodge) and the knockback is only usable when close range (and he can already attack you)

airblast uses up the pyros ammo and prevents him from shooting for like half a second as the airblast finishes

if he's knocking you around with it then you just shoot him

>>135577349
>Backburner Pyro on Nucleus
This should be illegal, desu. Making snipers switch to heavy is always hilarious.

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me

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me

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http://www.strawpoll.me/7111952

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me

>>135579842
I have no need to own a gun because A) I don't hunt, and B) I actually live in a neighborhood with a decent police force.

>>135579150
>>135579238
me-me

Wipe this me from the face of the earth.

>>135580052
fair enough

i own 4 rifles and a revolver and a bow, i hunt and shoot for sport, carry and have home defense weapons cause my town has shitty slow police

>>135579842
>http://www.strawpoll.me/7111952
>no option for "No, but want to own one"
smdh tbqh family

>>135580220
go to bed edgy high school kid

>>135579896
Bend over, cutie.

>>135580642
>he's never gone to a shooting range before
lmao

>the engineer can equip the cute suit
wow

http://steamcommunity.com/id/proskeez/

add me

>>135581408
No!

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>>135581408
I've added you to my blocked list.

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>Flames are now based off of a jiggleboned cone, rather than particles
>Flamethrower range is decreased slightly
>Flamethrower damage is increased slightly
>Afterburn time from the flamethrower is based off of time spent being burned, rather than an arbitrary length
>Airblast fire rate is the same as the rocket launchers
>Airblasted targets now have more strafing ability
>Stickybombs can now be reflected in midair. Reflecting one midair makes it lose forward momentum, rather than fly back.
>The only secondaries are the shotgun and the flare gun
>Reload speed for secondaries is slightly faster
>Melee weapons now all offer a passive 15% speed boost while active
>Pyro now wears sunglasses properly
>Pyro now holds the Conscientious Objector like a fire axe
Do these things make Pyro more viable/less annoying?

>>135582260
>flamethrower loses range
love this meme
why not remove its base damage completely and make it do only afterburn damage
afterburn is time is dependent on how long you are being burned for, that or starts out somewhat weak and increases the longer you're in it

why does tf2g hate pyros now? back in 2013 we were making plenty of epic pyro loadouts in the thread

>>135581408
Tell Shorei he needs more tattoos

>>135583254
Fads.

>>135583116
>Nerfing the second weakest class in the game

>>135583116
>wah I hate it when a Pyro gets me with his flames and kills me
>it's not my fault I got nicked by a flame for several seconds
>nerf pyro pls

How do we make /tf2g/ great again?

whats better for jewing
csgo or tf2

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>>135583687
Battle medics on a valve server

>>135583418
>>135583587
>nerf
I mean yeah if the numbers were low then sure it would be a nerf but ok

>>135583975
Yeah because afterburn needing consecutive ramp-up to do any damage is totally not a nerf, especially when your suggestion makes damage be 100% afterburn only.

>>135583687
remove anime

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>>135583687
add more anime

>>135584048
so 1000 damage per tick would be a nerf right?

>>135584167
Not him, but the whole concept is retarded. You would need really high damage per tick and that would make pyro even more annoying without even guaranteeing he's good.

>>135584251
pyro already has ridiculous attack speed, higher than the minigun i think

>oh noes! i can no longer spam crockets and stickies the general direction of my enemies! nerf pyro plz!

that's all i've seen in this thread so far. pyro cant hurt you much unless you decide to run straight into their flamethrower range

>>135584367
>he can't kill pyros with rockets or stickies
end your life if you cant TBQHWY

>>135584367
>pyro cant hurt you much unless you decide to run straight into their flamethrower range
>he doesn't know the whole point of pyro is ambush

>>135584542
but everyone is bitching about airblasting

>>135584542
>he doesnt know that you should always expect an ambush, and not just run straight around a corner

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It's midnight

Is it pub time?

>be fantastic soldier main
>proudly wearing my UGC steel participation medal
>traveling to the front lines
>come across a lone pyro
>heh, no challenge for a soldier main like me
>pyro somehow cheats and sets me on fire as I walk towards him
>he cheats again and sends my rocket back at me
>i die from the hacks

WOW why are pyro mains such cheating shitlords

>>135584648
True. But I'm a noob, and I still catch tons of people around corners lel

>>135584803
Alright, this was kinda funny

>>135584704
post ip friendt

>>135584813
Yep, nothing like turning a corner straight into a heavy and medic

http://strawpoll.me/7112167

harvest my turbine

>>135583687
deport out of style cosmetics and fluff weapons

connect 64.94.100.209:27015

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>engies who run into a crowded area and just plop down a sentry in the middle and start hitting it with their wrench
>engies who dont bother fighting you and just drop a tele exit randomly out in the open as you shoot them like they think you wont destroy it

As an engie main myself, I dont understand where people get these ideas. Is there a guide or something out there that says "If you are about to die, drop a tele exit and the enemy might ignore it!"?

>>135583687
deport anime, remove unusuals as well as non-artstyle items. return to art style ONLY items. Then build a wall around the tf2 workshop. Make the modders pay for it.

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>>135586851
>As an engie main myself
everyone laugh at this cuck

>>135586991
>laughing at Engineer mains
Good to know you don't like support

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mfw i craft breakneck baggies

>>135587064
Thank you for the dispenser good sir. Saves lives.

>>135587260
rafel

>>135587341
i dont want to deal with the mobile auth right now
i will later

>>135586991
Engi is like heavy if he was an actual class
You have so many disadvantages if you get caught out not ready or if a good demo just comes along that I cant help but respect those who push on with the class until they become good

>>135586991
>engie main
>cuck
um

>>135587341
>"You got something expensive, you should give me free stuff."
GG

>>135587846
what is the problem? the rich people of tf2 have literally stolen from the poor to gain their wealth. as such we deserve raffles, as well as giveaways as a form or restitution. there is not one single trader or tf2g with unusuals who didn't jew/shark/steal to get their items

So, any opinions on righteous bison? I've used it and found out how much it excels in long range, narrow hallways, and crowds of enemies.

>>135588017
what font is that? I like it.

cuck my cucking ass

My shitty proposed pyro fix:
Flamethrowers now have 50 ammo in a clip, 200 in reserve
Reloading takes 2 seconds
Airblast is 10 or 15 ammo
Slightly reduced ammo consption when shooting flames
Increased fire damage
Changed particles from going in a cone shape to a straight up narrow cylinder with longer range
Everything in the location of the cylinder bow catches on fire unstantly, with fall-off

y/n/m/idk?

>>135587846
how poor do you have to be lmao
id?

>>135589227
you're[/spoiler] on my dick

am i [/spoiler] on your dick

>>135589227
>unstantly
so never?

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>over 1200 hours into this game
>cant hit shit as Scout
>cant hit shit with the shotgun as soldier
>cant survive for shit as pyro
>can hit perfect shots with engi, win games with my teles and dispensers and always have disposable back up in the form of my mini/level 3
Why is engi such a based class? Also godlike widowmaker killstreaks are fun

wheres my tf2g jumpers at?

*wakes up*
*misses stress test*
oh

miss me
*dies alone*

Who thought, the Cute Suit would look nice on Engie? It doesn`t fit with anything

Valve is removing pyro so they want to see how all the cosmetics look on each class

who is the best tf2g at scout

>>135586851
The only thing REMOTELY close to that is "pop it, don't drop it" but that's for meds and ubers.

I'm always fascinated by engineers who do that.
Especially engineers with funslinger equipped. Just lob a pipe or rocket right at it, and it's gone.

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http://tf2r.com/k906x99.html

>>135590575
>Can't hit shit with shotgun as soldier
But you have a rocket launcher

>>135592469
I like shotguns

>>135592372
my tf2gfu

>>135592398
well i see why if you are carrying a building you might drop it and try to kill them or even just drop it so you dont just lose it when you die

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>>135586851
engie main HAHAHAHA

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>>135593192
stupid pic dude

>>135592372
daddy aka saturn

>>135592824
You misunderstand. These engies pull out their PDA, select tele exit and then drop it on the ground in the open as you shoot at them

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>>135593242
ANIME WATCHING ENGIE MAIN...please no

>>135593378
i am not the gamer you replied to

>>135593364
well you see the teleporter exit might finish super duper fast then all their teammates will save them
right?

>>135593192
>>135593378
Where is this new engie hate meme coming from?

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>>135593412
want me to belive that

scout shako 2 refined

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>>135593562
i do not main engineer

I main enegyneer

>>135593504
i dont really dont have a problem with engies on payload and such gamemodes but engies on koth makes my blood boil

boil me

>>135593727
ew gross

>>135593727
That is an awful picture

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>>135593643
nice spurdo i believe you

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>>135593781
>>135593815

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>>135594080
nice pic thanks (can i save it)

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>>135594265
its all yours my friend

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>>135590575
>cant hit shit with the shotgun as soldier
>can hit perfect shots with engi

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>>135594335
hahaha lovely pic thanks i assume i can save it to

>>135594578
>>135594335

>>135594476
Soldier is slow and lame

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>>135594693
>cant hit shit as Scout
>can hit perfect shots with engi
Fast enough for ya?

Is this a cool loadout for scout?
SCOUT:
thrilling tracksuit $2.20
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
shot to hell pistol | factory new condition
genuine planeswalker goggles
hot heels

Optional:
Strange boston boom-bringer

He plays dress up in a game where you can't even see your character

>>135595486
but I see my character after almost every kill?

>>135595017
I'm not a fan of the goggles on scout. They look bug-eyed as fuck.

HEY TF2G? ANY ONE HERE BUYING KEYS VIA PAYPAL?

>>135595835
what else could i use then?

>>135575518
>FUCK PYRO AND FUCK EVERY NIGGER WHO THINGS ITS ACCEPTABLE
>THINGS

Nigger detected

>>135575839
>absolutely no DM parts of him at all except his flamethrower
What is Shotgun? What is Flare Gun?
>airblast is a broken, easy to use crutch
What's your issue? "Crutch"? It fulfills a useful role of holding back Uber

>>135598412
me on the left

odd do thing now
even do thing tomorrow

im odd

>>135598412
outdated

my drream is that everyone on b4nnys team finally gets tired of his autism and quits at once and then b4nny has no roster for invite so he kills himself

>>135598412
>just that low on faggotry
every time

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how is this game still not dead you guys?

what the fuck

im dead
xwx

>>135601789
Heh, you wish.

Pussy faggot

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>>135601720
Because people spend a lot of money and time in this game

test

*licks you*

>>135602242
fuck you, fucking shit stain. i hope you fucking slip and fall into the abyss right where you fucking belong, you feces stained motherfucker with crusty shit all over your gaping fucking asshole.

fuck you.

>>135602365
:x

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mfw back in the game

>>135602406
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Hello everyone

>>135603641
FUCK YOU!

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this is new for lmaobox

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he has hacked my tf2 send an adult

>>135604197
>new

>>135604197
Speaking of, what's with the newest batch of aimbots?
I've seen 1 - 2 nearly everyday this week.

Lmaobox premium still works

Hard work and practice still work.

>>135583116
I figured if its gonna get changed to a big cone rather than particles, it would make it even easier to just spray wildly and hit people.

do you want me

i am me

i am a me

i like girls more than boys but I like cock more than vagina

what do?

do you like me

>>135605934
find a bisexual girl

Yea he still needs cock

i need sleep
x.x

i need my cock

>>135606338
i dont know she could peg you or something thats sort of like cock

>>135606764
strapons are close, but not quite the same. it may work though.
also, im sure there are straight girls out there who would want to peg a boy.
thank you for your concern.

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What mercenary would you marry and spend the rest of your life with?

>>135606915
Would you peg (use a strapon on) Sniper?

>Passtime
>Out of every server, only one has a player
>Just one player

>Robot destruction
>Every server abandoned except for one with 20 players, filled with Russians
>Join game
>6 snipers, 3 spies on my team
>Fuck it, I'll just go find some old Arena for nostalgia
>3 arena servers with players
>Randomizer Arena with 4 players
>Saxton Hale Arena with 6 players
>ACTUAL Arena with 2 players

Valve was murdering lesser known game modes when they added the multiplayer button. If it's not listed on their list or on the beta tab, it may as well not exist.

>>135606989
I always see people playing PASStime and RD. Arena is dead as shit tho, and that makes me sad. Too bad for people who wanted that one Scout achievement.

do you hate me

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What was your first achievement?

>>135607680
Master of Disguise

>>135607680
Race for the Penant

>>135607680
metal massacre

BASED MODS

>>135607680
Iron Kurtain

>>135575619
What beats the regular 6s setup is stalemates. You would know this if you ever played 5cp valve servers.

>felt like trying this game out again
>remember the good times I had trading with other players, etc
>try trading with someone
>"hurr you logged from a new device...so here's a 7 trade day ban. Enjoy!"
This is why I don't buy steam games tbhfam

feel me

>>135606989
What's your timezone? Because The Randomizer Arena is quite populated during Murica hours.

your favorite tf2 class directly correlates to your favorite breakfast food

i don't eat breakfast

i dont eat scouts

>>135612227
I don't eat breakfast

>>135612227
my favorite class is demo
what is my breakfast

>>135612348
haggis

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>>135612348
my favourite class is also demo
I eat this for breakfast. do you eat this for breakfast?

>>135612348
chicken and watermelon xDDD

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>>135612505

>>135612474
my fraggis

>>135612487
no
maybe

>>135612505
haha

>>135598412
that's so outdated someone make a new one
maybe base the skill on the google doc?

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tfw lowkey awoo and no one notices

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>>135613130
eh I might try
I'm gonna need some help with the skill levels though
there's alot of people that aren't in the doc and I have no idea how to sort them skill wise

>>135613534
id?

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>>135606989
Which reminds me:
>Vanilla Arena is essentially dead
>Medieval Mode was never expanded upon
>MvM hasn't received a good update in a while
>Cactus Canyon still isn't finished
>Robot Destruction is in limbo
>PASSTime usually ends up in a clusterfuck of Engineers/Scouts
>Mannpower is alright I guess, usually gets to the point of one team hording powers though
>Still no official team deathmatch mode outside of people on CTF maps
>Last comic was back in September
>New content in updates now consist of reskinned stock weapons and cosmetics being featured in grades
>"But hey guys, we're balancing stuff for matchmaking :^)"

Is comp tf2 going to stay in mumble hell forever or are they going to switch to a better service?

>>135613534
what's that thing at the right?

>>135615710
what's wrong with mumble
:?

>>135598412
where thuric

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>

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>tfw finally got my first hat drop on an idle account in literally over a year

A portent of good things to come.

Mann up mode soldier do i use Blacbox for the health on hit or airstrike for free clip size and firing speed

>>135616102
>playing soldier when there are already 3 heavies
you're the n00b

b**b

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>>135616119
>tfw got 2 hat drops in the last 2 days

>>135616416
>"I'm new to the game or just retarded: the post"
kek

Tf2g always delivers

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alright you nerds i bought into the gargoyle case meme now im unboxing, will post result

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>tfw no hats drops in 2 years
>tfw no unusual hat unboxed in 4 years

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>be me
>play with friends during the stress test last night
>have the most experience(not a ton) with competitive play among all my friends(they have zero experience)
>they really like matchmaking and want to get better
>act as "team leader" and main caller to keep them on task.
>critique them on things like "youre uber was too early" or "youre moving to far forward."
>Everyone is responding well and not getting mad at me acting as leader. They even enjoy the help.
>We win a few matches against some okay players.
>everything's great
>we play 2 matches against players who are just better than us.
>we fuck up bad on snakewater because I honestly just don't know how to hold its last and I suck at its mid and I can't help them very much.
>on viaduct we lose because they have 2 soldiers that were at or above my level each.
>they have 2 critacola scouts who get can just get in there and 1-shot our med
>we lose handily the first match.
>try to up my playing calling game to try and get control over the situation.
>its not going well
>One friend "tim" starts getting angry because we are losing and he's not doing well(he was trying to solo the entire enemy team alone as heavy) and we try to tell him that it's NBD and we'll improve over time.
>Tim tells us to "stop trying to make him feel better" and "stop trying to help him" mutes himself and starts running around as a GRU heavy.
>we lose and I leave to do stuff, while they play on a pub.
>I come back after Tim left and my friends are telling me that he's sick of me and how "bossy" I am and that's he's sick of me "acting like I'm our leader". and says he's done with matchmaking as long as I'm there.
>blocks me on steam
>he was totally fine with my coaching while we were winning.
>Everyone else says I was doing fine and they liked what I was doing.

This is really bugging me

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Post your guilty pleasures
>rd_asteroid

>>135617536
koth_harvest

>>135617536
>ctf_2fort

>>135617518
tim sounds like a cunt, forget about him

>>135617536
I like trashy tf2 youtube videos, the kind made by people with ~1k subscribers.

>>135617651
you have the best taste

>>135617536
tc_hydro
pl_cactuscanyon
And worst of all, cp_junction_final

>>135617998
oh god cactus canyon.

Its my favorite place to paindeer. It's so fun.

Isn't the stress test supposed to be up by now?

>>135617536
Pl_angkor all 3 stages

>>135617998
Cactus Canyon used to be my favorite for its second stage. I don't know why, it was just so well designed IMO.

When they removed it, I lost all the appreciation I had for it.

stress test

>>135617518
Try not to take it personally man, some people just can't be helped and it mostly has to do with them not wanting it.

I mean if everyone else said they were fine with it and also liked it then it can't really be your fault, now can it?

>>135617536
hightower

lots and lots of hightower

>>135617536
pl_goldrush as Detonator Phlog Pyro on RED

>>135618526
iowsdi

>>135618454
I guess so.
He just really went off about me and I thought he was my friend. It just hurts.

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any1 wanna stack

>>135617518
Tim's a faggot.

Any tips on how to hold last on snake water??
I literally have zero clue how to do it.

>>135619190
>those stats
what the fck

>>135619116
If it makes you feel any better he'll probably never ever improve at the game and be stuck in gibus sandvich parties while you'll be racking up another sweet airshot.

i have not played a single game of comp during the stress test


whoever the fuck is abandoning i hope you rot in hell

>>135619589
i played medic 2 rounds then switched to scout on the third one

>>135619786
>zero healing

>>135619569
Have a sniper on right side. If they have uber, hold by truck. If not, hold by hightower.

Keep your med by the ramp on last, usually. Unless you know they'll push from left.

Make sure a scout or soldier is on hightower to deny jumpers/deal damage.

Someone should always be watching lower.

When they push, make sure the scouts/demo die. Soldiers are usually easier to deal with.

>>135619190
eu or na

>>135619829
lmao bro its just a stress test calm down nigger

>>135619829
sorry for lying
i crashed on that match and the stats didn't count

>>135620043
eu

>>135620151
give id

>>135620331
id/matchstickman

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huh

>trial airstrike for shits and giggles
>get it as a drop a couple minutes after
t-thank you, gaben

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:?

>>135620151
>damage: 1613
Looks like a ragequit tbhfam

>>135621284
we got rolled
we had 6 kills as a team

>>135621272
if he's trying that hard to push it on you, it's probably a bad deal

>>135621272
dontdoithoe

>>135621272
Cancel unless you like Steam funbux in month

>le ebin DR spy main on matchmaking xd
>He has 9 points at the end of the game
I'm sick of this shit.

>>135621272
good deal, both items are shit

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>>135617536
>cp_Gorge

>>135619190
still looking for that special someone

>>135622970
I don't think that's guilty at all Anon.

>tfw getting carried

>>135617518
fuck tim
>>135617536
cp_gorge
>>135623008
eu or na?

>>135623674
eu
we had 4 people at one point but they kept crashing when we joined

>can't trade items because trade banned
>mvm matchmaking takes forever
>can't play multiplayer/competitive because I'm a shitter
what should i do now

>>135607680
Australian Rules

>>135623804
Play pubs. You don't really need any more than pure stock to pubstomp, honestly.

>>135623804
Play competitive until you stop being shit

So is the button to play matchmaking just not showing up at all on anyone else's menu? I validated my files after this happened, but that didn't fix anything.

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>https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4azcqj/ama_my_steam_name_is_bonko_i_have_been_playing/

>AMA: My steam name is "bonko". I have been playing TF2 for around 6-7 years and have been accused of aimbotting by a huge 4chan post after playing a UGC HL S18 match in koth_product and cp_steel as Heavy.

I have a lot of answers/opinions to be said about TF2 in general but I dont know where to start so I'm wondering if anyone has any questions. I'll try to answer as much as I can!

Here's some gameplay of me playing for a few examples: 1st. http://plays.tv/video/56b95c2b48eb36c565/fuck-you-heavy-takes-skill?from=user 2nd. http://plays.tv/video/56c151aa20bd99187f/fuck-you-heavy-takes-skill-pt-2?from=user

-bonko

>>135624189
Wahahahaha

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>>135624189
KILL YOURSELF AIMBOT

BIGGEST SIGN OF A HACKER IS DAMAGE CONTROL

>>135624453
I'm not ""bonko"" I'm just posting what he said

Anyone got the .webms?

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>>135624189
Eternally btfo

>>135624189
blatant snapping
lmao
i bet he's thinking we're all quaking in our boots or some dumb shit because he went back to fucking leddit
gold

>>135624994
>>135624664
have any of you got the dot webbums of the incident in question? I want to BTFO him on his own post

coaching does almost nothing. These players build bad habbits on fast respawn servers going in to deep and not picking their fights.

>>135625615
>Not going deep all the time to KILL

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>>135624189
>redddit

lmao even on reddit hes getting shit on

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>>135624189
>[–]MorwannegCA 1 point 19 minutes ago

>Shouldn't have cheated, son. You're playing steel, come on, man.

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>>135624189
>Be bonko

>See somebody insulted me on an anonymous imageboard

>In a particular subforum known for being 99% shitposting

>Take the post seriously because he responded to himself 10 times

>Okay bonko. Watch out or Geel might ban you from scrap.tf now that he knows you go to /tf2g/

Please stop quoting reddit posts here, we can read, dude.

please stop replying on 4chan like its facebook

Somebody need to post that series of webms

bonko no one cares that you may or may not be hacking in steel