/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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reminder

Girls aren't good at speedrunning because they're too busy having sex with alpha males

>>123981789
wording this. yashi is pretty alpha imo

>>123981789
word

i've just stopped caring

>>123982714
same

Mystical Ninja starring Goemon Any% is the greatest speedrun in the world!

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Oh goddammit.

>>123982997
it's "god damn it" you fucking mongoloid. it's not one word

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mfw crumps is doing a whole month of final fantasy just to get btfo by cereth all over again

>>123982714
Anon, don't give up.

It looks bleak for a lot of us, but it's only going to get worse if we give in.

>>123983254
Crumps is legit based though?

>>123983254
>crumps

>>123983445
fuck off

life is pointless and stupid

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>>123983190
Did I trigger you?

>>123983953
haha yeah, you got me! learn how to write, dumbass

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>>123984109
Nice punctuation friendo.

>>123984109
>doesn't capitalize

Haha that is like basic grammar, retardo.

>>123984553
should be a comma before "friendo" there

Why did webcams take off? Like who fucking cares what someone looks like when they play video games? Half the time it's some faggot vaping during cutscenes and resets

>>123984887
literally cosmo's fault again

>>123984887
a lot of people care about viewers and you statistically get more viewers if you have a webcam

personally, I use a handcam, but that's really just to fill space on my layout

>>123983931
Nope, it's only that way to depressed edgemeisters like Cyberdemon

Don't give up, anon. It's more fun this way.

>last PB was 5k attempts ago

Is Grav a grindmonkey?

>>123985094
I don't get how some ugly looking bloke gets more viewers with a webcam

It makes sense for females to use webcams but not some vaping cunt

>>123985094
input displays are more aesthetically pleasing than handcams and more useful to other/new runners of the game

>>123985251
handcams are only particularly interesting if the run requires some unusual input methods

>>123985489
w h a t g a m e

>>123983254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRHL16oLBw

can't wait to see him get triggered again all month this year

>>123985251
>>123985536
anything that takes mashing or some shit
I've seen cave story runners in particular use a handcam to show how and when they two and and one hand mash

>>123985536
mystical ninja starring goemon. it requires use of two C buttons at once several times and requires mashing Z button at the end. also requires unusual stick movement for glitches

>>123980479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i_a6F_K0I
what anime looks like to normal people

>>123980918
syrians are speedrunning this bitch now

>>123989085
Dirty fuckers get away from my purefu

>>123985193
Yes, but he gets a free pass because of his clique status.

>>123988924
normies get out reeeeeeee

>>123985536
Ape Escape 1 & 2 (not the third because it's so slow compared that the handcam will put you to sleep if the game hasn't made you blow your brains out yet)

LiquidxSquid

>>123991001
Normies really are a major downer yo

Thank God for The Collective

Squiddo

>>123991281
?

>LiquidxSquid still doesn't know how to change his username
lmao @ your life squiddo

>>123991853
Word yoe

Squid aint have the Twitch CONNECTS because he's an autist much like NoobKillerRoof

>>123991853
Twitch doesn't allow name changes.

>>123992556
based peaches with the damage control

>>123992556
>he don't have no connects
Lmaoing @ u family

Mitch is so cringy when he gets mad

>>123992556
nigga namechanges are so easy to get i literally didn't even have to ask for mine. someone just offered to do it for me

Hey does anyone have any feedback on the dreamhack stream?

>>123993254
yeah it's shit. europe fucking blows lol

>>123993254
Didn't watch but I enjoyed being there and doing my runs

>>123993554
You're so quiet I never know if you're enjoying yourself >_>

>>123992953
The poor souls ITT discussing speedrunning, which is really just a proxy we use to discuss our depressive tendencies

jangbang is a fucking faggot and is completely unbased

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>>123993671
That's me

>>123992743
>>123992784
>>123992918
Twitch doesn't offer name changes.

>please consider turning off adblock to support my channel!
Not in a million years, buzzo.

>>123993842
fag

>>123993856
uhhhh i changed my name from FairHeadcrab to CoolHeadcrab to CuteHeadcrab to ImGayAndMyNameIsHeadcrab to ElementalHeadcrab pretty sure twitch does offer namechanges...

>>123994067
but slayer you made imgayandmynameisheadcrab...............

>>123993842
you are a huge fucking faggot and only talk about yourself

>>123993254
it sucked, the audio was bad.

>>123994223
Are you talking about the annoying af hockey

vocaroo.com/i/s1HMkG1rBP7y

>>123994205
no?

What's the point of speedrunning at Dreamhack? Nobody there cares about your 30 years old children games. You have literally no audience there.

>>123994345
my life desu

>>123994426
Didn't realise the most important part of a marathon is gathering an epicly large audience of live nuthuggers

>>123994386
here's your (You) you conceited fuck

>>123994501
>>123994426
but it's my golden opportunity to get the hugbox and easy twitchbux I've always dreamt of!

guys, jangbang is based. he reads the thread and speedruns timesplitters. cut him some slack and make a pack.

>>123994576
Just explain why you go to an event that has nothing to do with what you are doing.

>>123994879
um its a lan party where you go and play video games

*runs ape escape 2 on emulator*

*runs your mom on your dad's bed*

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>tfw you spend your tuesday night looking for pics of cute anime girls to jerk off to instead of speedrunning

>>123982997
get dunked on

Is there something like a weekly quake race? I'm bad at the game but want to have a reason to play it

>>123982997
when is armor boost on to the zaton ranger station lad?

>>123995625
is that a guy with a large chest or a girl with testicles

>>123996549
>or a girl with testicles
i hope you're not implying there's something wrong with that?

>>123996371
yes, wednesdays at 8 utc.

>>123996728
she needs a dick to go with it

>>123996761
don't worry i'll give her one ;)

>>123996756
thanks, I try to be there

Reminder that pie hasn't speedrun in 4 months and has failed to deliver on his Month of Mario incentives and promises to run LADX. He is not to be trusted

>>123994547
some people came up with additional challenges, like changing your gender

>>123998412
what a joke category. you can't change gender

>>123998547
i agree, if you're born as a girl trapped in a boy's body, you can't just change in to a boy to match, you're a girl and you need to make your body reflect that

>>123999015
Shut the fuck up.

I'll be back 2 years from Dec. 4th, 2013 -- http://pastebin.com/eZfenpF6 -- type !return in chat

>>123999139
i hope he livestreams his reaction to the fall of speedrunning

>>123999071
why don't YOU shut the fuck up, bitchboy

>This video is only available to subscribers. Subscribe now to watch and support narcissawright.
nice

on a scale of 1-3 how bad is Far Cry 2 as a speedgame

>>123999289
What's your Twitch channel, post it and see what happens when you act tough on 4chan. You wouldn't even last five seconds against me in real life.

>>123999505
ummm what does twitch have to do with real life?

and i dont have a twitch account because im pure

>>123999416
1 being good, 3 being bad? a solid 4 my man

>>123999669
dag, thought it'd be terrible

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i speedrunned yesterday but i feel like speedrunning again today what the h#ck?
what's even going on

>>123999346
Why would you want to watch that anyway?

>>123999847
you should run it family

>>123999918
morbid curiosity

I didn't think having your record beaten in a shitty category could fuck someone up this badly

>>124000132
Cultural marxism.

>>124000132
You just know Cosmo's betting on some people subbing for the freak show aspect

>>123999979
only if it's slayer though

>>124001015
Post.
Your.
Twitch.
Channel.

See what fucking happens when you're not hiding behind your pussy-veil of anonymity.

THE OFFICIAL PEOPLE /srg/ HATE LIST version 18
****UPDATED MONTHLY, DECEMBER 2015 list WITH REASONS: pastebin.com/Fuc6Mm8S ****
****NOTE: DUE TO THE LIST BEING SO LARGE, ONLY THE TOP 75 WILL BE LISTED HERE. THE FULL LIST IS IN THE PASTEBIN****

2dos
360Chrism
a_cute_lynx
Adrian
Almo
Andy
Biinny
Bismuth
Bonesaw577
BrittanyMoore
Calebheart
Caracarn
Carcinogen
Carlsagan42
Cereth
CFB
Chibitybobo
Cloakedyoshi
Coolmatty
Cosmo
Cronikeys
Crumps2
Crystalbeauty
Dancingscarecrow
Dick_Hammer
Firedragon764 (aka FiFi)
Flare
Gamej06
Geoff
Gildersneeze
Go1den
Goldphnx
Goobi
GoronGuy
Gunnermaniac
Hexade
Horror
Iateyourpie
Ivan
Jackafur
Jendenise
Kirbymastah
Kirua
Knit-chan
Kryssstal
Mayushii
Mike Uyama
Minion
Misskaddykins
Mofat
Pcull4444
presjpolk
ProfessorBroman
Puncayshun
Raelcun
Sagev3
Samura1man
ScottJProgan
SimpleFlips
Siglemic
sn0wtigerr
Spikevegeta
Studio
SuperMCGamer
Svenne
Sylamando
ThaRixer
Trihex
UraniumAnchor
Venick
Viskiv
Werster
Withhelde
Witwix
Zewing

Change Log:
NEW Entries: Callumbal, Lazerlong, someflow, Yarumasi
NEW Reasons: Cosmo, cutefluffybunny, Cyghfer

Feel anyone is missing or shouldn't be on the list? reply with the name and reason and it will be updated for next time.

>>124001301
tfw didn't make the list

>>124001301
>Cosmo

Who?

>>124001406
agreed headcrab, frankly you deserve to make that list

>>124001301
Callumbal is a legit god gamer though?

>>123999346
you can still download the vods using www.twitchvods.com/download/

>>124001301

Can you remove me (cfb) from the list or at least correct your reasons only 2 of those things actually happened thanks

>>124001694
Go away Cyghfer

>>124001193
twitch tv / elementalheadcrab

LITERALLY a whiny faggot

>>124001301
remove me

>>124001015
>>124001978
whats with headcrab and slayer?

>>124001819
Not Cyghfer though, just stating facts?

>>123997937
>>123996756
or not, game crashes when I try to save

>>124001301
caleb was able to move out and get his own house with all the money
index had nothing to do with the birth, just created longevity for serg

>>124002606
Indextic is the textbook definition of a bitch nigga

It's not wrong to call someone a god gamer, if he is one.

>>124001301
How is Headcrab not on this list?
Please reply

>>124003035
Wording this so hard rn

If you rail against the term god gamer, you're basically a speedrun SJW who wants equality over meritocracy

>>124003079
Why is Headcrab so bad? Give reasons.

>>124003035
>>124003232
>they weren't here when /srg/ clearly cut a fine line between god gamer who are runners with actual skill and "god gamer" who are just egotistical fuckheads who play shitty games no one else plays

>>124003235
I mean you added Someflow and they are pretty much the same.
Faggy stream monsters that attentionwhore in the thread and in chats. Pretend to speedrun so they can feel above stream monsters.

>>124003469
Surely there's more to him than that? He's brought up a lot in the threads but I never quite pinned down why.

>narCISsa
i'm not the only one that noticed this right

>>124003235
hes a faggot slayer nuthugger that instantly makes any chat he joins shit its like a superpower

>>124003580
hi streamer gl
*leaves chat*

>>124003390
That line doesn't even exist though?

I just want to let you guys know that i think slayer is based.

>>124003669
>instantly makes any chat he joins shit its like a superpower
o:
but it's a pretty good super power ngl

>>124002919
>nigga

>>124003580
dude just admit youre the autist updating the list and you didnt think to put yourself on as a false flag

>>124001301
I'm not on that list, could you add me real fast

>>124004038
get out

>>124001301
Why caracarn? He's pretty based now.

>>124001301
Squid just add yourself already for shitting the thread up with your retarded crusades that never do anything besides decrease the quality of posts drastically.
Just fuck off.

Will the speedrun community ever grow up?

lads, should i sr rn?

>>124004685
na

>>124004685
sure familia

>>124005047
I realized that selling out some other community to get sub button doesn't mean srg should hate the guy

>>124004298
a sjw faggot

>>124005613
Have you watched him lately? Guy doesn't give a fuck what you say. Unless you're just being a retard, which is probably YOU.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7b18seV-ho
>speedlosing
just why

>>124001301
good list keep it up

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reminder

>>124006040
pretty epic haha :)

>>124006228
DAMN DIRTY KIKES
THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS

>>124001301
getting better anon but you forgot a few things:

>2dos
was part of the rookathon and begged for donations to send an australian girl to agdq.

>bertin
he is above it all by knowing about gdq scam details and not telling the public in order to protect gdqs

>duckfist
decided to go full sellout and did a marathon to raise money for his AGDQ vacation when he has a full time job

>Go1den
was part of the JRTA2 marathon to raise money for his japanese boyfriends to go to AGDQ

>iateyourpie
cried live on stream when viewers made fun of him for being a retard

>ion
pretends he is above it all. recently got called out on being a monkey poster because he was angry that his record was taking by a less skilled player. was a part of rookathon2, a marathon to raise money to send an australian girl to agdq.

>Kirua
forgot to add he defends sumichu despite being proven wrong about how she ruined speedrunning

>mr shasta
reddit mod who likes to pretend he is /srg/. was a part of the rookathon2 which raised money for a random australian girl to go to agdq

>trihex
he was recently cat fished by a viewer and ended up cybering and spending a lot of money on a fake girl. went into severe depression because of this and is borderline suicidal now.

>yashichi
he pissed and moaned about getting banned from gdqs and once he got unbanned he did a 180 and now fully supports agdq. is currently organizing a marathon to raise money for adrian to go to agdq2016

>>124006594
>hating people accepting donations to the point to where you lie about them
pathetic

HOT new world record for you right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD3DFUFlSzo

Would the people who post in /srg/ make fun of me if I asked to be removed from the hate list?

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>>124006529

>>124007052
nice this might cull homosexual behavior desu senpai

>>124006998
if you had a legit good reason to be removed and/or apologized and made up for whatever you did wrong to be on it

>>124001301
This pastebin instantly became a joke the second ZFG was added to it.

>>124006594
>he was recently cat fished by a viewer and ended up cybering and spending a lot of money on a fake girl. went into severe depression because of this and is borderline suicidal now.

hmu

>>124007195
There's no making it up to the people who write this drivel. Apologizing does nothing, either.

>>124006594
This is some top notch projection.

>>124006594
>cried live on stream when viewers made fun of him for being a retard

VOD please

>>124007361
ZFG's a good runner but he has the personality of a crowned cactus and he throws his weight around too much

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>pretends to not read the thread

>>124007536
how is it projection when everything posted there happened last month? you do know everything on that hate list is 100% fact and is just a history of what happened to make /srg/ hate them right?

>>124007810
cute dog

>>124007842
You're analyzing their character without knowing their full stories.

>>124007376
>he
die faggot

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>pretends to be above it all

>>124006594
Thank you for your help, anon.

>>124007730
>throws around his weight too much
are you kidding? that's zfg's biggest problem; he doesn't fucking do anything or involve himself with literally anyone else in the community, and instead acts above it all

>>124007908
be more specific. everything posted there happened. the only thing that could be taken as an exaggeration is how suicidal trihex really is

Wait was that cloud nine shit trihex being catfished? It was too autistic for me to pay attention to it.

narci's new buttplug is cute af, really like the heart shaped stand

>>124008520
die degenerate

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>>124007571
he baleeted it

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>tfw you get keked by Squid

>>124008176
>2dos
Running a marathon for donations isn't the same as begging for donations.

>bertin
You don't know for sure why it is that bertin doesn't tell the info he has.

>Duckfist
This one is fine.

>Go1den
This is just hating on accepting donations, which isn't universally agreed upon in /srg/.

>iateyourpie
Wasn't this because he said the word "retard" and not that his chat was calling him a retard?

>ion
This is all meme shit. I don't follow him on Twitter, but if he really was actually confirmed as a monkey poster then this is nothing. For Rookathon, look at my response to Go1den's reasons.

>Kirua
Meme shit. This affects absolutely nobody.

>Mr. Shasta
He should definitely be on the list for being a faggot, but these reasons are borderline meme shit.

>Trihex
Agreed with the cat fishing, but his emotional state has nothing to do with why someone should dislike him.

>Yashichi
I don't think he "pissed and moaned," but I don't follow him on Twitter, so I might be wrong. For the marathon, look at Go1den's reason.

>>124007376
>>124008409

http://pastebin.com/RahQQKPz

basically trihex got conned by a viewer who was donating from fake accounts. he bought her shit and was in love with her. turned out she wasn't a she and was playing him for a long time. she was the main reason he was streaming in EU time instead of his normal NA time. she probably could have gotten even more out of him if she didn't blow it and agree to meet him before agdq. trihex went into depression and was borderline suicidal.

overall a pretty good read for a good laugh.

>>124008960
worse than kaceytron

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>>124007810
>>124008114
#aboveitall

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>>124008960

>>124008520
end it

>>124009154
Oh it was this retarded pastebin thanks senpai.

>>124009154
this is some legitimate exposure right here

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>>124008960
what the fug

>>124008960
somebody kill this thing

>>124007810
whom are you referring to pretending to not read the thread?

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>>124008960

>>124009489
It'll kill itself in due time.

Trannies either convert back to their old gender or off themselves. It's literally a phase.

>>124001301
>Pvtcinnabon = brags about how good he at his game and then proceeds to talk shit about any runner who beats his time

lol, is that actually true? I know he's an insecure manchild but that's pathetic.

>>124009006
not the other guy, but is this seriously what /srg/ has turned into since i've been gone? people are now defending others for donation begging and shit? guess people see speedrunning as a business/source of income and not a hobby anymore. makes me sad to see things like this.

>>124009006
The jury is still out on donations in general but holding a marathon just to send a girl to AGDQ is still pretty scummy.

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>>124008960
why

the only reason people hate donations here is because they completely lack skill and personality so nobody would ever donate to them desu

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>>124008960
What drives a guy to show his sextoys on stream? Isn't this against twitch regulations or some shit?

>>124009154
So that's why trihex got so pissed off when his friend mentioned cat fishing. Where did this log come from?

>>124009856
I thought people always saw it like this
when cirno can stream and make enough money to support himself and buy expensive computers even though he's never been top of any of his games it's going to be more of a business

>>124009856
/srg/ isn't one person. My point was that it shouldn't be a reason to hate someone.

>>124009947
Does the Australian girl have a run? I say it's okay if she does, but I don't know if she does or not.

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>>124009154
damn...

>>124006594
>ion
>beaten by a less skilled player

fucking kek

>>124009848
i believe he did this with his devil may cry games

>>124010140
She does but it's Mario Kart 8

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>>124007842
>everything on that hate list is 100% fact and is just a history of what happened to make /srg/ hate them

>>124010340
Mario Kart 8 doesn't even have any tricks. Anyone can pick up that game in a week and get a "good" time. Fuck that. I take back what I said. Rookathon is retarded.

>>124010179
>grindxmonkey
>not less skilled
lmao

>>124010515
they want at that pusspuss
and I don't blame them
aussie accents are hot on girls
almost as nice as french accents

>>124010048
its from his discord

>>124010619
I don't think you've seen a picture of the fucking monstrosity they collected money for. I wouldn't hit that even if I was paid.

slayer stream

>>124010515
the mario kart run at agdq isn't even the full game. it is skipping the DLC tracks for fucks sake. the fact that 5? people were asking for money but the guys would only take what was left over from the $1700 that the chick was asking just proves they are all fucking retarded.

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>>124008960
l-lewd

>>124008960
nice one more to the cosme collection

>tfw cosmo is legit disturbing

>>124011416
>>>/out/

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>>124010981
listen here family
I am thirsty as fuck
I can 100% guarantee I would fuck her

>>124011518
Why even bother giving a whale money when le memeble crew are bringing Adrian?

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Did she finally get a wr?

>>124012006
imagine sn0w but worse

>>124009006
Pie had a mental breakdown when he reached 6k viewers during a Mario Maker Stream. He proceeded to run 10 minutes of ads and have his mods time dozens of people out while viewers left in droves. He later cried before cutting stream.

Basically, he can't handle streaming big.

>>124010142
ABOVE IT ALL

>>124012196
wow cosmo finally got a positive follower count on black friday. things are looking up for him.

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>>124012006
have fun

>>124012356
probably cause he didn't stream
lol

>>124012383
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>124012356
Guessing he didn't stream that day. Somebody else can confirm

>>124012198
hold on now, Sn0wtigerr has a banging body and is willing to get down and dirty, that counts for something

>>124012383
not so bad to be honest
she'd look better if she actually styled her hair, but other than being a little chunky and having gingivitis, she's not bad

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>>124012383

>>124010314
What >>124009848 said is correct. For example when radgecast BTFO him and his clique in DMC3 pvtcb would complain about his strats or mistakes as if he was better despite being over 15 minutes slower.

I doubt it's a coincidence that the speedrunning community for that game is dead with him being the most "popular" runner.

>>124012383
ffs spoiler that shit, cunt is fucking hideous

legit looks like Geurge in drag

>>124012482
You can't even saw sn0w has udders. A waste of all that pudge imo

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>>124012558
>/srg/

>>124012701
>>>/v/

>>124012701
cute

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>>124012701
listen here friend
I haven't seen or touched a woman in so long I would actually fuck a tranny if they gave me attention and were somewhat feminine

>>124012648
she doesn't have udders, she has mini donuts

and they're a lot more than mini nah mean

>>124012974
what does trannies have to do with women though? :/

>>124012974
I'm down for it if you can agree to alternating who's the girl. You pay for wig, because I don't have any money.

>>124012992
Just imagine if half the fat that went to her belly went to her thighs and tits

>>124013230
it would be pretty sweet but that's life

and life ain't half bad

>SSBMStuff back to streaming and speedrunning despite "being done" with it
Top fucking kek

>>124013405
It feels good man, trust me it's a good time

>>124010605
>nuthugging someone this hard when they have been outplayed over and over

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Reminder we're in stage 7.

>>124013728
so then is this the people leaving GDQs and trying to start NASA?

>>124013728
nope, not enough chicks to be stage 7

>>124013728
Where's the new better community autists then

>>124013348
literally who?

>>124013952
NASA

>>124013728
Reminder that the speedrunning community degenerated because that's what people wanted

Reminder that literally nobody wants pure speedstreams or pure events, which is why neither exist anymore

remove the bots already

>>124014380
>literally nobody wants pure speedstreams or pure events
not true I want them (this post was made by Cronikeys)

>>124001301
>length of the pie reason

un fucking real

>>124014524
>wants pure speedstreams
>wont make their own version of tas attack

>>124008960
when you're so far in the closet you would rather cut off your dick than come out

>>124014712
>wants /srg/ version of tas attack
>nobody else wants it
http://strawpoll.me/6154890

>>124014563
and it keeps growing

he's that fucking bad and he refuses to learn

>>124008960
fucking grotesque

>>124014524
>attention whoring

END IT.

>>124014712
Fuck off with this SHIT idea you massive fag.

>>124015143
there's so much autism in this post it hurts

>>124015714
there's so much autism in this post it hurts

>>124015824
there's so much autism in this post it hurts

>>124015890
there's so your just got speedrunned

Did narci kill herself yet?

>>124016075
Why didn't you?

>>124016195
no it's still alive

>>124016051
Thanks for the classic my friend but you misspelled you'r and I hope you correct this error in future!

>>124016356
Thanks senpai

>>124015143
>attentionwhoring
>on an anonymous online anime image board
>only known by a username
>dont stream anymore
>doesnt talk to anyone in le epic mumble crews

Reconsider this post buddy. I am more successful than you ever will be.
>Paying off all my school debts on my own without parents help.
>Girls? I talk to them.
>I go to the gym and workout too.

Do I need to go on or do you get the picture I am an infinitely better human being than you ever will be. Forgot to mention that I speedrun too.

>>124016195
>her
stfu fucktard

>>124016530
>her
stfu fucktard

>>124016495
You are not even relevant in the slightest. Fuck off.

>>124016891
NEW FAG DEGETICS

>>124016946
Fuck off you freak, you have absolutely nothing to do with speedrunning, you can't prance around acting like you're invincible based on something that doesn't mean anything.

why you gotta be in a clique to get viewers?

>14,000 illegal immigrants disappear without trace
ESA is going to be HOYP next year

who is the trump of speedrunning? who can we look to that will make speedrunning great again?

>>124017096
>that one guy who doesn't know about hexade
What's her story?

>>124017172
NKR
Surprised you have to ask

>>124017172
Cronikeys (this post was made by Cronikeys)

>>124017337
but he's just a low-level member of the Squid Clique?

>>124017608
>nkr
>squidclique
someone hasnt been following the lore

>>124017172
Naegleria, champion of NASA

>>124017679
maybe YOU'RE the one who hasn't been following the lore

ITT: People who haven't been following the lore.

I'd pay good money for a qt lamia to lay the smoochdown on me rn desu

You don't know what this means.

>>124017993
can you blame them? the squid clique lists get rearranged every other day

>>124018138
If you knew the lore, you'd know why your post is idiotic and that you're a naïve fool.

we need the malos mob more than ever

>>124018465
>mob
nobody here truly gives a shit about malos.

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>>124018465
have no fear, the randall rabble is here to run this shit again

BASED FUCKING RANDALL

>>124018138
tfw never make the lists

>>124018874
>based randall
>scroll up and don't see any deleted posts

randall has no power here

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>>124019563
>don't see any deleted posts
GEE I WONDER WHY

They're that good.

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>>124019146
You were warned

>>124019930
FOR
DRAMATIC
IMPACT

>>124017172
iateyourpie is the trump of speedrunning. he's all about the money. he is educated. he has the following. give him some more time and he will find a gimmick that will unify the community once and for all.

>>124019986
>answering the bots seriously
just remove them already

this post will be deleted by randall

>>124018962
based, shame this place is filled with new

>>124020137
you're going to delete it yourself aren't you

>>124020487
randall rabble is a euphemism for not having speedfriends

>>124020216
Most of them are donation fags, trannies, whiteknights or people who hype others up as god gamers so they'll be out soon.

>>124020487
who's 3-10

>>124019852
Burn the whole place down

>>124020583
we've got eachother and that's a lot

>>124020587
and, as seen by your post, whinebabs of the highest order

>>124020617
that's why it's incomplete dummy, the names of those cliques have been lost to history

>>124020487
>rks not on the lowest rung
stealth rks post detected

>>124020675
Whinebab is a term used by people who are either donation fags, trannies, whiteknights or people who hype others up as god gamers. It's the 'help, I've been exposed!' warcry.

>>124020617
3. The Collective
4. MOTI
5. 502 Crew
6. Team Poor Life's Choices
7. Team Ludendi
8. Hayaii Kawaii
9. Wacky Wobblers

>>124009154
>the pastebin literally contains the line "I was above all that."

literally digital gold

>>124020774
add Capable Crew as #3. we work in the shadows

>>124020923
nope, it's a term used for whinebabs who think they are ABOVE. IT. ALL.

>>124019146
very original murrsuit

>>124021113
You don't know what above it all means.

EPIC

our girl narci speedstreaming the classics

>>124021403
ABOVE

>>124021701
>our girl

Cosmo Wright hated /srg/ and called the place "toxic"

Narccisa Wright will not be any different especially since /srg/ makes fun of his life choices

tfw haven't had a (You) in a while.
Hook me up senpai

>>124021998
okay

>>124022061
thanks senpai

>>124021918
Reminder the beneziaa is and always was Our Girl.

link me to some MMO speedruns

i'm in the mood for something stupid and dank as hell

>>124022396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwLjJH8LXfc&list=PL49Ga_-r7iKkxrbckm9CkUhWzxqrOnw-n

here u go pham

>>124022393
>girl
kek

>>124021701
that's a man

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>>124008960
It's all falling into place...

>see that SSBMStuff is streaming a game I used to play a fuckton in my childhood
>click
>hippie is in the chat being a fucking retard

Why does this have to happen

>>124023589
Wording this. Hippie: You do not have a good personality. Please shut the fuck up and censor yourself.

>>124023589
>>124023778
hippies pretty based imo

Official List of Legit God Gamers:
Callumbal
Cyghfer
Kryssstal
Gari
Kirua
Feasel
Squid
DarkSpinesSonic
Ion
0xwas
Qttsix
CalebHart42
theenglishman
bjw
Ohon
Zewing
Chanzeux
UnderscoreTrix
SSBMStuff
PJDiCesare
Blechy
Reflected
Tiki
Hotarubi
Funkdoc
Mike89

These are the men and women who have carried on the speedrunning tradition for years. Look at the example they set, and walk in their footsteps my sons.

>>124024065

>de non-hippie spacing

>>124024095
fuck off meowz

>>124024095
>caleb over emucheater
>qttsix is there

pretty nice bait desu

>>124024246
umm

HER name is Chanzeux =/

>>124024095
>0xwas
kill yourself, you braindead weeb

>>124024095
here's your reply

chanzeux is a fucking awful name. fuck you meows

>>124024095
>these lists where meows sneaks himself in
every time

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>>124009154
The life of a career streamer sounds severely depressing.

>EU streaming is ... lonely.
I wake up at midnight
>alone.
>cook
>alone.
>Gym
>alone.
>stream
>alone.
>and pass out at 2 m
>*2pm
>alone.

>So I was guilt-fueled to stream as long as possible.
>Ride the wave as long as possible.
>But certainly didn't know what was going on.
>To the point the streaming was just oversaturated.
>Like, to do what I do at that length, that often, without becoming routine or auto-pilot-streamer (you know what I'm talking about) is insanely mentally draining.
>I'd often spend most of the day hyping myself up to stream. Try to work out, or jog, or watch motivational shit, or listen to something uplifitng prior.