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>News
- The Slosher Deco is now available!
- The Seafood team wins the 8th Japanese splatfest!
- The Hydra Splatling is now available!
- v2.3.0 patch notes: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842/~/how-to-update-splatoon
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRmGEQV3G0
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament!: http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
>FAQ, Resources, and more!:
http://pastebin.com/u6yQFF9Y
>>123372454
Good start
This'll last long
>>123372347
>>FAQ, Resources, and more!:
>>123372454
You fucked up
If you dare come within reach this cute squidboy will make you feel sorry.
NA/EU SPLATFEST OR RIOT
>>123372454
I like how this artist draws them both as Olympic goddesses now.
Used to be some real favoritism with Callie.
>>123372634
His porn looks like shit anyway so who cares
>>123372634
Not a fan of people drawing characters out of proportion personally. Neither of them are that tall or have breasts that big.
>>123372729
autism
>>123372347
Point Sensor/Bomb Rush is poor squid's Echolocator.
Disruptor/Bomb Rush when?
Ink Mine/Bomb Rush = Minefield when?
Sprinkler/Bomb Rush = Ink fountain when?
>>123372729
no one cares what you're a fan of bruh
>>123372729
Welcome to hyper-reality, where everything is grandiose, everything is beautiful, and conservatism and realism are considered dirty words.
>>123372795
I could say the same to you for needing to warp a character out of proportion to find them attractive.
>>123372835
Nobody cares about your shitty art either, but here we are!
>>123372893
shit bait
>still no splatfest news
>unsure about this splatournament thing
>sitting here in denial telling myself its just the thanksgiving week and itll probably be next week or maybe a shocker for this saturday
>>123372893
sex with realistic marie!
>>123372940
>I don't agree with it, so it's bait
Naw mate.
>>123373002
>>123372619
I want a NA vs EU Splatfest.
>>123372893
It's called a reimagining. Nobody minds mortal Squid Sisters over ethereal goddess Squid Sisters.
>>123372835
>tfw calliefag but fan of big tittiesand chubby girls
why did god have to make things this way
>>123373061
I want a NA vs EU orgy
>>123373061
>Callie is NA
>Marie is EU
Yes please
>>123373002
Marie doesn't look like that either. Also
>3DPD
>>123373002
I am so glad I bought a realdoll 6 years ago and bought many outfits for it over the years so I would never have to resort todressing up something like that to live out a fantasy.
>>123373075
I know how you feel my man
>>123373075
There's always appeal to be found in the slender and sleek. Besides, she makes up for it in tentacle mass.
>>123372989
They need to give a week's notice for the shirts to be handed out and voting to happen.
That way it gets preliminary figures to punch into it's matchmaking algorithms to decide which strong unpopular teams to throw against weak popular teams.
>>123372812
Ink Mine/Bomb Rush = *BEEP* Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use.
>>123373061
NA will lose because of Wins x6 even though having the majority of popularity
>you will never eat parfaits with callie at one of the tables in an ice cream parlor and chatter excitedly about your day
WHY LIVE
>>123373191
They're literally best of both worlds.Callie goes all nightMarie is gasping for air after ten minutes
You already know which you prefer.
>>123373446
so you're saying that eu is the patrician choice?
i'm okay with this
>>123373381
>Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use. Cannot use.
All of my rage
The Ink Mine needed a buff since day 1. The only time it had any reliable usefulness was during opening day of Tower Control.
>nips are palling around
I WILL BECOME MISTER NO FUN, YOU FAGGOTS
>>123373472
I'm not the type that obsesses over waifus or dream girls.
But Anonif you keep making these posts you are going to FUCKING KILL ME
>>123372347
>FAQ, Resources, and more!
>going out of your way to organize the OP
Thank you for this.
I just want the troll combo. Disruptor/Inkstrike
>>123373741
disruptor probably wouldn't even last long enough for you to squid out of their range, find them on the gamepad and wait for the inkstrike to fall on their heads. it really is that slow.
>>123373213
>There's always appeal to be found in the slender and sleek
not really. sure slender girls can be cute but i don't really find them that sexy
>she makes up for it in tentacle mass
this is truei want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>123373860
I like my women the way I like my coffee
Without diabetes
But I can appreciate the chunky too
>>123373741
I just want to circle a disrupted squid with my Kraken like a shark.
>>123372454
I love Marie
>>123373642
Just give in, or you will always be taunted by the allure of perfection.
woomy!
>>123374161
I want toputMarieon a strict diet and go jogging with her daily!
>>123373446
>>123373509
Seeing what I see when playing EU Splatfests, I can't image us as a whole beating anyone, anywhere.
>>123374220
Woomy Pudi!
>>123374352
does anyone from europe even play this game
>>123374310
I want toteaseMarieI'll stop posting this now
>>123374453
Isn't half of MCU from Europe? At least it used to be.
>>123374453
Dunno, I'm a convict
>>123374453
Yup, It why I can't squad because all of the squads happen past midnight.
>>123374659
just be a yuro neet like me and play until 6am
>>123374310
The poor girl has to get up on a podium once every few months and do the same dance for TWO DAYS straight. There's zero chance they'll ever drop out of fitness.
Also they're part time soldiers.
We need some euro attention whores who arent betas to make lobbies, so we can have some squads and private battles during euro time, if theres that many of us.
Inkbrush with Squid Beakon/Echolocator, while wearing Tenacity, Ninja Squid/Cold Blooded, Stealth Jump.
Why hasn't Nintendo made the ultimate ninja base invasion kit yet?
>>123374861
I would but I have too much work.
I'll try over the next few days just for you anon.
Squib
>>123374976
its time.
>>123374823
I want to go to war with Callie and Marie! And not just have them give me arbitrary intel!
>>123374943
Because both the Inkbrush and Octobrush have had both of their loadouts locked on-disc since release.
>>123374976
>>123375101
Pedos pls go
>>123374161
>>123374552is there any more of this
girls that fat aren't sexy but they can be cute
s q u i b
>>123375473
SQUIB
>>123375101
>>123375607
>supporting baby fuckers
I want to throw darts into Callie's tentacles!
>>123375607
Squib cult
>>123375708
Squib is for cute not lewd!
>>123375738
I want to throw darts into your face
squibs are forced! FORCED!
>>123375840
Unsportsmanlike
>>123375153
>Still no Octobrush Nouveau
I went form disappointed to platinum mad and now I'm numb to it. Watch when it finally does come out I won't even buy it from Sheldon.
>>123372454
>This is still up
Maybe they really just don't care
>>123375768
Tell that to the artist who wants to draw squib porn
>>123375882
Where did the term 'squib' even come from?
>>123375708
>defending fictional children
They're not real anon, and they never will be.
>>123376027
>there is nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with toddlers
>>123375997
It came from squib
>>123375882
Nope.
>>123376097
You need to get a grip on reality anon.
>>123375997
squid baby and sm4sh's desire to name everything.
>>123375997
harry potter
>>123374161
>>123374552
>>123376278
Breathing heavy because she's FAT
HA
>>123375997
>A squib is a miniature explosive device used in a wide range of industries, from special effects to military applications. It resembles a tiny stick of dynamite, both in appearance and construction, although with considerably less explosive power.
>>123376218
You need to get a grip on reality and realize that fantasizing about sex with children is something only freaks do.
>>123376398
Nobody cares that the fictional species is a child but you anon. You're the one obsessed over that detail.
>mad roller baby leaves because we'd rather fuck around instead of actually inking turf
>>123376385
See this is why this shit isn't allowed.
It's universally taboo to want to fuck a juvenile bomb.
>>123375997
>Squibs were a sentient species from Skor II known for collecting, trading, and haggling. Adult Squibs had humanoid bodies that averaged a meter in height.
>>123376359
no bully the chubby Marie
>>123376618
>chubby
>>123376506
I hate people like you.
>>123375336
>girls that fat aren't sexy
Oh no
Tumblr is coming
I think I already hear helicopters
>>123373213
Christ you could rest a glass on that right tit.
>>123376650
I love you too baby.
tfw your favorite clothing has a shit ability
Will they ever buff ink saver sub?
>>123376506
back to tumblr with you
>>123376853
I hope they do buff Ink Saver Sub. It feels pretty much pointless right now.
>>123376398
Sperging out over other peoples' thoughts about fictional characters is also something only freaks do.
At least the pedos know they're freaks.
>>123376853
It's not that bad. It's really handy on weapons that rely on Suction Bombs, such as the Splash-O-Matic and Hero Roller, because it gives you a few more shots after throwing one.
>>123377053
>At least the pedos know they're freaks.
>>123376856
Lead the way.
Plunder Callie's booty!
>>123377363
Oh lord that booty.
It's amazing she doesn't knock the planet out of orbit when she walks.
>want to squad
>only 20 minutes left in rotation
>next is moray/saltspray zones
>>123377534
Callie's butt is a miracle
>>123377854
make a private lobby instead
GGs Alex
>>123377854
>moray/saltspray zones
Next 4 hours are going to be great
>>123377854
>next is moray/saltspray zones
Guess I'm not playing squads for the next 4 hours.
>>123378105
I don't know what it is, but bikini ties give me shivers.
Any relatively simple translation requests
I'm kind of sick of working on the marriage story right now
I could lay the text over the image too if it's not too complicated (just let me know if you'd like my translation to be more strict or liberal)I might just have to turn it away if I can't read it, sorry
New octobully sketchshe stole her zap fish plushie
>>123378690
Hmm
Think you could give this one a look over?
Anyone wants to private lobby?
Nnid: Konloeyletsplay
>>123379036
Exceptional stuff
Keep at it
>shit rotation
what we need is our lord and savior scarth to come and free us from this shit rotation with one of his private lobbies
scarth lobby when?
So what are you going to say anon?>saying no to a meaty octoling
>>123379543
>>123379489
Im free and will host one in about an hour, but by all means start your own now
>>123379489
>7am
Let the poor guy have his cereals before nagging him to host a lobby.
>>123379036
They should reconsile and become friends!Its what I did with the bullies at my school.
>>123379697
>marrying a fucktoy
They lost the war. They're literally less than dirt. You don't need to marry them to do whatever you want with one.
>>123379697
Goddamn filth
Get out of that dress before you get your Octopus germs all over it
>>123379697Meaty tentacles are better then meaty thighs
Sell your soul to the Tentatek brand.
>>123380049
Please stop posting this
You're going to break my heart.
>>123380150
WHO MADE THIS THIS IS AWESOME I NEED KRAK-ON!
Zekko's clothes are known for a rough-around-the-edges look that's popular with the skate-punk crowd. A lot of up-and-coming Turf War players wear this brand into battle!
>>123380150
>>123380738
These are fantastic
>>123380738
KRAK-ON
R
A
K
l
O
Ndid you make them?
>>123380150
>>123380738
Is there a compilation of these somewhere?
>>123380880
Krak-on will happen when it happens.ZipJPN on Twitter is who's animating these.
>>123380150
>>123380738
>Running off data
>Internet can't load webm
Is there a way to bookmark these for watching later?
>>123380993
Just watch them on the guy's Twitter later when you get home. There's audio I had to disable because -moot.
>worst mode
>worst stages
Well fuck this game for now tbhfam. I'll be back in 3,5 hours
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>123381363
>best mode
>best stages
Well fuck this game its so beautiful
I'll be back in 3.5 hours
ftfy
>>123381541
Get in line fucker
Squad anyone? ID is Mezzdith
>>123381541
Not just any Inkling, you don't wanna go accidentally fucking a Humboldt Squid or something.
>SZ
>TC
>SZ
where the fuck is rainmaker you fucks!
>>123382184
Why does everyone fawn over Rainmaker? It's the hardest to recover from if shit goes south.
>>123382272
most fun mode as long as its not on one of the broken "game ends in 5 seconds" maps
SCARTH WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PRIVATE LOBBY
>>123382369
You're a few hours too early for the kiwi
>>123382369
Did you adapt some of his autism?
Jesus christ
>>123381732
Friended.
>>123382369
make your own, fag
>>123382362
>"game ends in 5 seconds" maps
6500 points in 5 seconds sounds like fun to me.
>>123382991
This, I don't know why multiple people are depending on a select individual to start up a private lobby instead of just playing among themselves.
>>123382369
I hope I can get in fast enough to steal your spot when it happens. Only nice people deserve to rub elbows with the nice kiwi.
why would you want a splash wall secondary with a bucket? its already an ink hungry weapon as is, along with absolutely rekting anyone within range. the kraken special is obviously good but honestly the triple bucket still has the best perks.
>>123362674
>monoprice
The one I got stopped working, haha
>went back to best buy to return something
>buy yet another adaptor
>this one works
oh BABY are there any squads up?
>>123384906
what if judd were a doggo
>>123384906
All the holes?
>>123385053
sauce?
YOU SAID AN HOUR WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SCARTH
>>123385053
he would be named reff
>>123385286
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
>>123385320
I-if people want a private lobby, I can make one.
NNID:Oraxel
>towers and rig sz
just fuck my rank up
>>123385320
Nice.
>>123385286
I'm here now, but does >>123385637 want to continue hosting?
>>123379139
>It's the 6th Splatfest punishment game! *clapclap*
>Busted↓
>What was that?
>Punishment game
>← Saved
>This time, the punishment game is... "I wonder what's inside the box?" Alright then, two people, please~
>Wha? Eh... I... you... huh... What!?
>Wait a minute! I have to do it, too!!????
>Yeah? You lost, right?
>No way... I caught her, you know? I nearly didn't even participate in the actual Splatfest, so isn't it weird for me to have to do the punishment game?? (TL: Unsure about that translation) You should only make the Octolign do it... I don't understand why I should have to
>But Marie, you were on Team Octopus, weren't you?
>Remind me, did Team Octopus win?
>We lo... lost...
>Give it up... Marie (Dunno what that says, sorry)
>Look who's talking!!
>>123385904
You can host, I don't need to if you're here now.
>>123385904
probably easier if you do since mostly everyone has you added already
>>123386167
>I caught her, you know?
*I was trapped
Sorry
>>123385320
10/10
>>123386178
>>123386191
That's fine, I just don't want to feel like Im saying 'Im here now, go away' or something.
So if you're still okay with that, I'll start in 10 mins
NNIDscarth23
Format is ranked private lobby, TC SZ RM on most maps, no restrictions on rank, abilities or weapons.
>>123374976
Is this cropped porn?
Link to full pic? I'm curious.
>>123386482
kill yourself
>>123386482
die
>>123386607
That's not what I asked for.
>>123386607
that's not what he asked for
>>123386607
these aren't the droids you're looking for
>>123386482
here
full and uncensored
>>123386864
This is a blue board you sick Pedo fuck.
>>123386864
Oh thank god
Callie and Marie are cute!
CUTE!
>>123386763
>he
>>123386482
There's no such thing as Squib porn, despite what you may have been led to believe. Nobody has drawn anything lewd with Squibs yet anywhere.
>>123387058
>>123387142
>has
>>123387058
>>123386448
Starting
>>123387257
>style
>>123387150
fucking SJWs
>>123387430
coming
>>123387150
Good
Speak no evil
>>123376398
While you are correct, I don't see what the big deal is.
Wow, I did not realise you could take the rainmaker up the middle right on depot without taking the grating. I need to recon more.
>>123387507
Help why is this squib so lewd
>>123387507
>>123387909
This is the picture that pedo always posts while he's lamenting over the lack of baby porn
I don't like it at all
>>123387875
You're imagining things anon.
>>123387909
>qt belly
why can't people make art of grown squids with bellies?
that's one fresh squid desu
>>123388041
You sound paranoid.
>>123388193
I think this is the closest I have.
Notice me, BumNuggler senpai
>splatted at 1
eyyyy
>>123387718
It's just not morally correct. Even if you're on 4chan there are folks that are sensitive to this topic, why? It's morally incorrect.
Your anonimity here isn't an advantage to post disgusting stuff like that, and if you do you're just a coward.
>>123388414
WITNESSED
>>123388394
>>123388581
He clearly said grown.
>>123388693
...Yes?
>>123388693
I just figured he meant more grown than squibs.
>>123388693
Inklings mature at 14, the age when they can hold their human forms. Those are mature specimens of their species. Get over resemblance to human children, because they're not humans.
Anybody got a squad or lobby that needs one more?
>>123388798
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's basically a damn duck.
>>123388887
pleb: the opinion
>>123388798
It's never said that they're fully mature at that point, just that that's when they can kid/squid. They could very well have more maturation to do. Makes sense, since they're called "kids".
>>123388798
I see this all the time but I just don't get it
Pedophiles clearly want to fuck them because they look like children, so how is it not pedophilia
>Muh 1000 year old vampire lolis
>>123388798
>callie, marie, and the captain don't exist
>>123388887
Shut the fuck up.
Hosting a private lobby now
NNID: Konloeyletsplay
Just join, anything welcome
>>123388394
thanks this is pretty good
>tfw I only have landwhale and obese art to wank too
>>123388693
This is fine
>>123389085
>still thinking Callie and Marie are any different than PC Inklings
Stop basing your judgements on fanart.
>>123389457
They're a full head taller, what are you talking about.
>>123388193
because the only canon grown squid is capn cuttlefish
>>123389457
>>123389541
That's so they look normal size at a distance, just like the giant villagers in Mario Kart 8. People have datamined their models.
The new splatling is really fuckingfun
>>123389457
>>123389664
Yes, and I have those models. Their proportions are completely different.
>>123389664
>>123389724
>completely different
>literally the PC squid resized a little bigger
That's not how proportions work. Adults aren't giant kids.
How do I Splatling? I decided to try the Splatling out and wonder if there's a good "Baby's first Splatling"? I was thinking about just going with the vanilla Splatling but any suggestions would be welcomed. Also it seems that Run Speed is the universal ability suggested for the Splatling is there anything else that's warranted on the Splatling?
>splatting Twarz at the end
>>123389876
Depends on what you're using. Ink recovery/ink saver main is always good too. Babies first splatling is probably the mini.
Who wants to squad?nnid carrotze I won't dc anymore I promise
>>123389861
>literally the PC squid resized a little bigger
Sure, bud, sure. Go ahead and think that, I'm done wasting my time with someone who's too delusional to just pay attention to the game.
>>123390064
Put it up, I hate this rotation but I still wanna play.
>>123390179
Nice comeback. You're right to back out when you realize you're wrong.
Bum, you wanna set up a lobby?
>>123390286
I'm actually having some pretty good fun with it. Twin?
>>123390064
Sign me up, sent friend request. YoshimaNeg
why are pedophiles so retarded
>>123390420
>
>>123390442
Lobby is up.
2/4 squadnnid carrotze
>>123390479
because prudes are so easily offended by fictional things
>>123390545
>lobby is up
A squad or a private lobby?
GGs Scarth squad, I gotta head out now.
7/8 Scarth lobby
>>123390852
Good games
>>123389876
to get a good idea of what splatlings do the mini is an alright start, quick charge time so you can actually fight up close. generally the most aggressive of the splatlings
the heavy and hydra are more defensive and support due to their long range and huge charge/burst fire time, learning how to use them effectively won't be quick and easy
skills that are good are run speed (absolute must have), ink saver main and ink recovery as they all chew up ink fast as well as being unable to recover any while charging. some say bomb sniffer but personally i don't find much use in it, others might though.
damage up can be useful for the heavy and hydra as it decreases your needed shots to kill at max range, very handy on certain stages.
good luck with best guns, anon
Kill all pedophiles
Hey, moonrune man, do you just want to twin squad for now?
>>123390960
Sure
>>123390814
Private lobby.
>>123390901
joining in a minute, probably will get clucked out of the spot though
>>123391019
You could always join Bum's keklobby.
>>123389917I can't remember how that exactly happened
The Slosher has satisfied my hunger to some degree but I still crave that Sloshing Machine
>>123391363
>squadding
>during this rotation
What caused Marie to become so heartless?
>>123391464
>Playing solo ranked on this rotation
Closest I've been to deranking.
>>123391482
>Callie had to see her sister transform like this over the years, slowly losing the bond that kept them so close together during the earliest years of their lives
>She cries herself to sleep once in a while just thinking about it, desperately wishing she could just go back to the better days so long ago, without a care in the world and a sister who loved her more than anyone else
>>123391429
You were kicking my shit in and I managed to hunt you down and splat you before the game ended.
>>123389994
>>123390904
Thanks anons picking up the Mini
>>123391436
i can't believe its taken people this long to realize the bucket is a fucking monster.
>>123391464
Join us brothernnid carrotze
>deciding the match so fast that i can't even leave
>have to turn off the console to get out
this is why i sent a FR, scarth
im sick of those memers just putting krakens on all the alt version weapons holy fuck.
Gotta take a quick break, ggsscarthlobby !
>>123391790You earned that splat !
>>123392163
I miss the days back when kraken was only on a Roller with no range.
joinbumlobby
scarth can you accept my friend request? it's been sitting there for over a week now and i can never get in your damn lobbies unless someone else i have added is in them
>>123392536
how full is it?
I feel bad for that carbon roller... He was pretty good, but those chargers couldn't cover him
>>123392536
no no squad withcarrotze
>>123392390
GGs until next time.
i'm in a random tw lobby with all english names, even after a few rounds and shuffling players... is there something going on? this is mildly disconcerting...
>>123391957
Slosher itself is powerful but sub/special limit it some, same thing with Heavy Deco and CRB (from campy to mobile facemelter).
>>123392589
2 ppl in bum lobby
How do I Hydra?
>have the entire zone painted
>the timer is still going
>they took the lead!
>zone is suddenly claimed two seconds after I already covered it
Was that match really laggy for you, moonrune man?
7/8 scarth lobby
>>123386448
still awake? literally can't get in unless you add me
>>123393118
Fuck if I know. I mostly sit back and blow my load until a large portion of the field is covered before advancing.
>>123393118
like a longer range heavy
Good games, moonrune man. Time for lunch! You should try joining bum's lobby
>>123393439
O-ok, I'm sorry I wasn't good enough ;_;
That last match was just brutal.
Guys, there actually is a place called "Mahi-Mahi Resort".
BumNuggler-san, friend request sent. Let me in the lobby plox
>>123392956
The Slosher isn't as bad as the .96 gal IMO but it's slow fire rate and thus low TTK coupled with a highish ink consumption make it not that great divorced from it's kits
>>123393670
maybe its just my spirit weapon but i do incredibly well with the slosher.
>>123392785
>finally one moonman
>or is it?
>splatted by Ran da Muu
>he proceeds to walk over a mine I planted
>mfw watching him get splatted
>>123393478
You got consistently got better kd ratio than me. If anything, I'm the one who wasn't good enough tbqh
>>123393648
Lobby is kill so I can accept this.
>>123393762
Oh I'm the same Slosher ruined me for other weapons but Slosher is great because of the weapon and the kit but that could be said for every weapon I guess
>>123393450
>>123393921
Thanks, dude.
>>123393450
>>123393670
vanilla slosher is superior to deco imo simply because of burst bombs
they make kills much faster and more unexpected
>>123393118
Camp like a rapid fire Charger, stay on the high ground to maximize your range and coverage.
I've been running with ISM/Run Speed+/Ink Res for the best results on Splatlings.
9/10 I'd rather be using Heavy Splatling (Deco) for the same/better results.
Standard's setup really doesn't help with Hydra's close-range issues, and Charger/Inkzooka vulnerability
>>123394018
is there a slight bit of marie's right booty cheek showing or am i just dumb and weird for thinking that
I'm helpless when I've got no ink to swim in.
Bum, pool here, gonna leave after this match
>>123394182
If Vanilla Slosher had Inkzooka or Kraken it'd be perfect. Personally I can't wait for Sloshing Machine with Splat Bombs and Bomb Rush
>>123394460
Get a weapon that spread a lot of ink and when you die always use an alternate uninked path so that you have multiple routes and/or don't have your routes hijacked by the enemy ink
>>123394526
One more is ok
>>123394830
The first step is admitting you have a problem, Kouhai.
Hot damn this brush is great
>>123395330
Walter you monster!!!
>>123394910
Another obe might be good too
>>123395330
Which brush?Better be Octo.
>>123395449yes
>>123379036
Update
Ok one more game
It'd be nice to have one more in the Bum Lobby so we could have even teams.
zink mini splatling when? I don't want to have to try when I play this game anymore, I just want to crutch my way to victory
>>123395552
Beakon is the best. I'll probably stick with vanilla Octo.
>>123379036
>>123395598
stop!!!
>>123395635
Same. As a mini splatling main I'm hoping it's released before I stop caring about this game.
>>123395635
There's enough Splattlings. Sloshing Machine when
>>123395598
I love your octos anon
>A-
I could've sworn you were S,poolsclosed
>>123395598
I can only draw stickmen
Did you use to be unable to draw anything decent?
>>123391482
>>123391689
because she learned that being happy go lucky wont change the world and there are real problems to be solved
which is why she takes her studies seriously just in case the idol gig doesnt work out
>>123395983
no, i'm sure they came from the womb able to reproduce starry night
34where do you keep coming from you fucking ninja.
>>123396061
>you can't be successful and happy at the same time
anon, i hope no one follows your advice.
>>123395598
I want to fuck an Octoling
>>123395598
I love bullying!
>rerolling krakon 528 shirt
>get double defense ups before i get swim speed triple
>>123396269
she'll be happier knowing he made a bigger difference
>>123395598
This is why there can never be peace between our people
i masterbate twice today because of this thread
>>123396341
Thanks for the reminder anon.
BUBBLER
U
L
L
S
H
I
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>>123396560
Better not have been to Squibs.
>>123396560
You got 2 more to go then
Pool here, leaving
Ggs
>hit bum
>he hits back twice ass hard
3/8 join
>>123396727
it was to callie and maire sitting in the pool and i do it again tomorrow
>>123396762
*as hard
>>123396727
marie
Startin' to feel it.
any squads up? I'll join anyone
>>123397586
Join bum's lobby
>>123397586Bum_Nugglerprivate lobby could use another player.
scarth nice half'n'half you have there
>4/15
Holy shit I am bad at this game
I want to join the lobby but I'm at wotk. Fuck.
>forced to wait to join a random lobby
When will this be patched out?
>>123398072
Alright joiningzalgo165
>>123398140
Good games,bumand friends!
>>123398657
Done, lobby is up
>>123398746
I had to kill the lobby to accept a FR.
GGs Scarth lobby.
PARTY MOVING OVER TO BUMS LOBBY
ggs scarth lobby
34 youre some sort brush ninja
GGs scarth lobby
>>123398826
Full? Showing everyone as grey for me
Ggs guys, thanks for playing, hope you enjoyed it
GGs scarth lobby
34 you're scary with a brush
>>123393201
My FL is full so I miss a FR I just reject them afterwards because there's no point in adding someone if I've already finished lobbying. Sometimes closing the lobby to accept a FR kills it, in that alot of people decide to call it there because the lobby closed anyway.
Resend next time I go to lobby or squad and I'll accept ok?
>>123399405
that explains why it sat there for a week
will do then
4/8 Bums lobby
Afterparty at Bum's place.
>nobody shows up
need more for bumnuggler lobby, currently 4/8
>literally warping next to me to splat me
nevermind i forgot how bad it was even with so few people
>>123399729
I'd impregnate your defenses
>>123399729
>empty cans and bottles suddenly appear the next morning
>cups erratically jerk about in mid air
>vomit explodes in one corner
>>123399879
Step it up anon!
>>123400314
nah i'd rather not go through the torture of trying to aim at stuttering targets from a distance
THE MEME TEAM DEEMED SUPREME
how do I become a meme
>>123401865
-thatso
>>123401930
-nice meme
>>123401865
-flippy
>>123395598
draw pic related
ICE COLD
>>123402278
How about no?
>throw a burst bomb on the side of the tower so they can't get on
>watch them squirm and wait for death because they're over water
I'm such a bully.
>>123402570;-;
GGs Bum lobby
>finally organized my SQUID folder in subfolders instead of a clusterfuck of images
hopefully finding what i want will be easier now... hopefully
DON'T HIT ME DON'T HIT ME DON'T HIT ME
Lucidium, why didn't you take the shot? you had more than enough time.
>>123403735
- Scarth
>>123403787
Completely dry.
>>123403891
I assumed it was somehow my connection's fault and became an hero to make things fair.
>>123404141
Ah, I was wondering why you did that. Nah, I was just frantically clicking empty shots.
>>123403891
It looked as if you gave him mercy aw
>tfw RM camp and museum
>tfw is at midnight
god fucking dammit!
>>123403820
-xd lol le funneh meme xdxdxd
Introducing the /ink/ Secret Santa Art Exchange!
This is a virtual secret santa event that anyone who browses /ink/ can join.
>What are the gifts?
Pieces of art, of any type of your choosing: Drawing, painting, sculpture, whatever you want to do.
>What's being drawn (etc)?
Your inkling.
>How does it work?
Sign up using the Google form below. About 8 days from now, I'll be randomly picking each person a recipient.
A screenshot of their inkling will be emailed to the artist, along with the recipient's mii name, email address and any additional notes (e.g "Draw her squatting").
From then, the artist has until Christmas to complete their artwork, then emails the recipient their hard work. People entering aren't paired up, it's more of a chain, for example A is assigned to draw B's woomy, and B is assigned to draw C, who is assigned to draw A.
>But I can't draw well!
That's okay, as long as you put some effort in that's all that matters.
>I don't have the game yet but I lurk the general for squid butts!
That's okay, you can probably find someone to help you out with a screenshot of the inkling you want. Try asking in the thread detailing what you want your inkling to look like.
Any questions or comments can be posted here or emailed to me at [email protected]
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oZbq9ZqE9xgpEpoqiUlhMpp4l7WLCBKp-OwOC31gmxU/Sorry about the other day, I'm not going to post screenshots anymore. Fortunately, apparently little harm was done, but I will still avoid posting screenshots.
Shit, the teamwork you two had there was great
>>123373741
wail is better for that
Did Shabu clone himself? I dont understand
>>123375128
> tfw the Hero Suit is yellow because it was Marie's
> You're wearing Marie's clothes
>>123404802
I thought it was him... But then i saw the actual shabu
>cum error'd
>>123405140
>the Hero Suit is yellow because it was Marie's
Uh... What?
>>123405174
You left us to die
>>123404802
i think 3 weeks ago there were 2 rainy's, both in different squad
GGs bum lobby
I'll probably be back in a few minutes if the lobby is still around
>>123405404
sorry ;_;
How's /ink/'s luck today? Been playing ranked with randoms, and destroying everything with my Kelp Splatterscope in Flounder Heights, I haven't been able to get a team that's aggro enough to push and win. Lost like my last 10 matches.
join bum lobby 6/8
anyone up for a squad? or are there any squads that need another squid?
>>123406721
setn
>>123406272
I took a break from solo after I dropped from S 79 to S 62 by playing in squads or not playing. We'll see how I feel like later.
Even with our death the tower arrived
>>123407105
Join the lobby!
>>123407215
nvm forgot i had dinner cooking
>>123407480
PSA: Don't cook and sploon.
>>123407398
the thing is......i wanna make money............
le epic tower of suction bomb spam and luna one shots
>>123405239
Look at the image. Marie's is yellow, Callie's is purple. Matching colors?
who are the best players on /ink/
>>123407760
Not me
>>123407760
meee
>>123407586
Turf war + Aerospray
>>123407848
>>123407895
FUCKING fight me.
>>123407903
>Aerospray
>not Inkbrush
>>123407903
>turf war
>money
>>123407760
inb4 Thyrack WWE meme
>>123408032
I love that meme, though.
>>123405239
>>123405140
It's not like Cuttlefish says it's a hand-me-down when he gives it to you or anything.
>>123407903
i'd rather play tc with randoms than get rig 90% of the time in tw... plus ranked nets me more cash
>>123407962
i agree with you there, regular inkbrush shits all over gold aerospray any day
>>123408293
yeah but inkbrush is a bit more complicated than just "run and shoot and use inkstrike on cooldown" so the average tw player isnt good enough to use it
Starting a squad.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
Join and have fun! Earn money! Bully squids!
>>123406272
Sounds like I've been on your opposing teams.
Playing pretty terrible overall, but get one bullshit win after the other out of usually just one lucky tower push.
>>123408478
COMIN
>>123408478
on my way
>>123408475
true... plus it takes some time to master the "holy fuck SPAZZ THE FUC OUT QUICK BITCH SLAP EM SLAP EEVERYTHIGN" inkbrush flicks of death
>>123407631
Cap'n Cuttlefish says that it was a hand-me-down from either of them. That's just a fanart depiction, anon.
>>123408478
>in turf war
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME RUSE MAN
also i'm in
>>123408478
sent a request
>>123408478
>TC
hey at least it's hammerhead and flounders
joining up in a bit
This might sound autistic butdoes anyone else feel like they have a connection to the people they squad with frequently, despite not actually ever talking to them?
>>123409390
Sometimesbut it feels one sided.
Quick break lobby, I'll be back in a minute if there's space.
>>123409390
I'd take a bullet for any of you guys.
>>123409390
at times, yes
booyahs are powerful things
>>123409793
>>123409736
>>123409547I'm glad to hear this
>>123409390
only if im in a lobby with scarth
It has been a long time since I played. Did they buff the carbon roller? I see a lot more people using and it seems it can kill in one hit now.
>>123409908
>Tfw scarth senpai will never be my friend
>>123409921
no but they nerfed the regular roller so carbon is just better
>forgot i was wearing rm gear
>apparently splash walls can land on trees
>>123410103
They nerfed all the rollers, Carbon included. The having to aim nerf just affects Carbons the least, because they are so short range, you're probably aiming straight at your opponent anyways.
>>123408240
From Agents 1 AND 2. They both wore the same color.
>>123410314
well yeah that was my point
>>123409390Yes
You know how you and a squad get into a flow where despite communicating, you're able to btfo S+ clan squads? Yeah, that.
>>123409736
You're probably one of the more valuable allies to have, based on your fairly unique profession.
What is it about TC that makes every single opposing team go full "no fun allowed"?
>>123410792
It's the shittiest game mode so people just wanna get it over with.
>>123410792
Are you saying you don't find it fun to go against a Luna every game? :^)
>>123410792
whats the matter dont you like having 2 luna blasters minimum on both teams
>everyone using kelp charger
based taste
>>123410551
>unique profession
Which?
welp i'm not having any fun, i'll wait til next rotation
ggs squad
>>123410989
>>123411085
>Luna Blaster
>E-Liter
>Tentatek
>Squelcher
>repeat
so much original fun variety
>>123409390
Who are you thinking about anon
>>123410551
when your weapons and tactics line up without communication, something magic happens
>>123411464
90% of people use eliter and tentatek in every mode, so its not really like no fun allowed tryharding is unique to TC.
>>123411464
At least Squelcher isn't super fucking annoying.
sorry tia squad, i have to walk my dog. ill be back in 5
>>123411101
Kelp charger is best charger
>>123412141
>you will never walk your tia with your dog
>>123412141
Kay. We'll wait, if someone doesn't take your spot.
>cruisin and bamboozlin
>i know the other team's roller is hiding outside our spawn somewhere
>shoot a few paths to try and flush him out
>figure he's hiding in a corner
>decide to jump down and head toward the tower when i see movement to my right
>whip around about 90 degrees and splat the roller before he can even lunge at me
thank you based +5 motion controls
>>123409390
Can love bloom, even on the battlefield?
>>123412141>>123412226
>>123412330
dogs outside, so i couldnt go. my dog has too big an urge to bully
>still losing a turf match with that gear
I bet they rankscummed their way to S+ too.
>>123412456
Why the fuck does someone need so much Damage Ups on a fucking charger
>>123409390
Only if I'm playing with THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THIS GYM, THEThryack.
>>123411798
A lot of people honestly
I'd feel kinda weird name droppingTfw I'll never be their friend
>>123412589
So they can have a .96 Gal with range.
>>123412456
it was that one swim speed that cost them the match
>>123409390
yeah, same with people i play turf war with too
>Squidbag their E-liter once because fuck E-liters
>Suddenly he's fucking locked on to me all match
gotta love speed runs
>>123412589
Damn, welcome to the general.
>losing a 4vs3
Consider death.
>>123412456
Chargers are hardly the most valuable in a turf match unless they get tons of kills. Damage Ups won't save you if you can't hit a target.
SHABU SQUAD 3/4
>>123412775
distracting one of the bigger threats can be beneficial for the rest of the team
you're doing god's work, anon
>>123412589
Hello new friend
>>123412902
>Im not feeding like a shitter im distracting them!
lol
gg bum lobby, that 3v4 turned pretty quick
>>123412968
are you assuming this is turf war, anon? eliters are fucking annoying in tower control
SHABU SQUAD 3/4
pls join now!!
>>123412870
They were pretty bad. The best they could do was hit my Roller teammate and trade with my Dual Squelcher because superior nip latency.
>>123412226
>tia will never tie you up and walk you like a dog
man, this fucking guy, I tell you
>>123413350
everything wrong with this game summed up in one ugly ass squid
>>123413205
NNID?
>>123412664
-thatso
>>123412880
NNID?
>>123413350
Let's just call him tank.
I'm not ditching squad, I just need to reset my modem because some stuff isn't working.
why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to let the tower keep pushing when a fucking single kraken is on it????
7/8 Bum lobby
>>123413350
If he wanted a set like this did he really have to go out of his way to look as ugly as possible
>>123413350
>Rilax
>>123409390
Yeah cause I spend time with you guys.
>controller keeps drifting
>i still snipe laggy bum and stop the rainmaker from dunking
>>123413892
NNID?
sorry jess/dezly/johto
i feel like i'm playing like garbage
i'm not shaken up by the drop in rank or anything (and seriously, don't worry about it... i was close to dropping when we started squadding, and i knew there was a strong possibility i could rank down)
but i think i need to find something to eat
ggs, and i'll be back later if anyone wants to play some more.
Someone should make a skype group
Worst rotation, fuck.
>>123414040
not brave enough?
>>123413525
Well,you were bound to get one right eventually
>evades my kraken
>gets splatted in the end
>>123413924
>>123413994
Kay, ggs Tia.
Johto, wanna twin?
>>123413350
German words always makes me laugh.
>>123414020
That's a horrible idea
I'd totally join it, but it's still a horrible idea
>>123414020
>2015
>not discord
>>123414174
At this point, not really.
Tower control has always been my least favorite game mode.
>>123414208I want it
Looking for a squad here.....
>>123413350
Tintentitan is an amazing localization honestly.
>>123414040
>>123414142
>using kraken to kill me
>>123414090
there's no shame in having friends
>>123414387
Attack on Tintentitan
>>123414020
Fuck no.
shit
Hey Bum did you actually run out of ink here or was it just lag? I feel like i should have died.
>>123414350
Eh, I'm here if you want to twin. NNID?
>>123414307
Okay. ggs
>>123414636
Still better than >>123413350 Power Mask
>>123414642
playing against bum is always a riot
>>123414642
No ink on the roller, he's dry.
Also, Quick Respawn charger???
>>123414636
ey grats
Did you order that a few hours ago?
>>123414918
splat charger is fine without damage up
>>123414636
Do you know about the orderscumming trick? You can get the triple from that, as long as you haven't purchased it yet.
>>123412775
>Do that to an eliter once. He goes into beast mode and squidbags my entire team for the rest of the match.
welp at least they didnt dunk
>>123415119
y-yeah...
so they got trisquad respawn time for losing a player but we didn't
okay
>>123415058
>Do you know about the orderscumming trick?
No
>sprinkler kill
>>123415241
still won though
>>123414642
I'll have to go back and watch the match again, chances are I hit you more than enough times to kill and you and assumed you would die, then ran out of ink as I realized I was wrong.
SQUAD
3/4
SHABUSHABU/clovervidi/Churro
NNID: DLink00
>>123415402
didn't need it anyway
shabu 3/4
get in
>>123415368
not him
>check your order, if its 2/3, DO NOT PURCHASE THE ITEM, instead exit the spyke conversaion menu and backup your save
>once your save is backed up, open the game and buy the gear, adding a slot if necessary
>play games until the slot is unlocked
>if the slot gives you the triple you wanted, backup your save again
>if the slot doesnt give you the triple you wanted, restore your backup and try again
a lot of people seem to think that you have to back up before looking at the item for some reason, but this is wrong
>everyone switches to chargers and splatlings
fuck you guys
>>123416562
>hating on splatlings
>>123416562
It can't be helped.
>What is all this goddamn noise behind me?!
>hit sorry 4 times
>he doesn't even turn around to look at me
>Splatted by sorry
Happened 5 times that match.
>>123417115
Fuck, forget the file.
does special duration effect bubbler?
I know it's not a great perk either way, but my bubbles feel like they could use another second or so
>another sprinkler kill
>>123417680
yes, it affects every special
inkstrike and KW dont get anything out of it though, apart from more time to aim them, so its not worth it
bubble is the best one for utilizing duration because you can pass it to your teammates, and the duration up affects them too
>>123417696
which anime is this semen demon from?
>>123417680
only thing worth using it on and only if you go full ham with charge up/saver/duration in your entire build
>>123417664
Was that supposed to be impressive?
I get unreasonably frustrated when I lose a 3v4.
>>123417891
boku no pico
anyone wanna squad for the last half hour of this rotation?
nnid: tiabutt
Bomb Range Up and Special Duration Up Gear on an Aerospray RG is the worst.
>>123417680
It does. You'll need atleast a main and 2 or 3 subs or two mains to get alittle over an extra second out of your bubbler.
>>123417891
エドとエッドとエディ
>tfw I don't have any triple or quad gear naturally.
>tfw scumming is the only way.
At least everyone else is doing it.
ggs shabu squad
>>123418026
boku no peco
>>123418269
>implying anybody but a small handful of players have ever rolled a natural quad
holy fuck playing vs dynamo when the room is this laggy is the worst
>>123418007
>notice the faggots who are responsible for making your team lose
>tfw octoshot
ggs :) squad
>>123418425
I rolled a natural quad on my Pilot Goggles.
Is it possible to get to S+99 without either savescumming to get there or rollscumming to get abilities that will make you competitive enough to get there?
>>123418658
Good for you.
>no brand influence for bomb range up
Fix this shit in Splatoon 2, devs.
>>123418917
of course
its just hard
Thanks for the games lobby, I can't see straight any more so I'm out.
>>123418547
You mean the one that left before the match started?
>>123418917
Sure, if you have the time and the skill.
>sprinkler killed the rainmaker
ggs bum lobby tomorrow is a special day for me
>>123418917
You need lots of luck.
>>123418950
Don't you mean Splatwoon?
GGs Bum lobby
>>123419212
Has the Sm4sh community soon to be the Sma5h community already dubbed it Splat2n?
>>123419212
>Splat
>Woon
That sounds horrible
>solo ranked at hammerhead
>my team: 2 kelp chargers, octoshot, bamboozler
>their team: rapid blaster, luna blaster, 96 deco, some other shooter
>SHIT THEY'RE GONNA DESTROY US
>mfw we won easily
why the fuck is everyone using the kelp charger now!?
1 v 1 with bum
>an entire day in lobby's playing splatoon with friends
I love days like these. Stay fresh you wonderful bastards.
>>123419075
HappyQuinceañera
>Go to join a private lobby
>"You will join the next battle"
>Time left: 4:50
>No "quit" option
>No gamepad games
>Just five minutes of waiting
>Timer starts to get closer to finish
>"Your connection to the host of the private battle has been lost"
>>123418950
Bomb Range Up secretly OP or they realised they were doing Ink Mines, Beakons and Seekers a disservice.
>>123419483
*teleports behind you and one shots you with a burst bomb* heh, nothing personnel kid
>>123419525
Splatfest 1
>>123419457
Is the Splattershot Jr still considered a no skill weapon? I haven't played for several months now and I just got finished absolutely destroying several rounds in a row
GGs everyone in Bum lobby.
>>123419831
no skill weapon = hard to counter weapon.
>a single B in a lobby of A/A+/S
i wonder if they felt intimidated at all
>>123419532
Bomb range up on disruptors is secret tech, but very few people seem to realize it.
>tfw you will never drink cream sodas with callie while gazing longingly into each other's eyes
why live
>>123419532
>Bomb Range+ gives Seekers more fuel
Things would get ludicrous fast, especially on Mall or HHB.
>>123419928
>>123419968
>Sweet, easy points.
>>123419831
Depends how much you rely on Bubbler.
>>123419965
I bet you use the dynamo faggot.
>>123419968
>Looks like free EXP.
>>123420237
In my way.
>>123419831
Takes work to get into range, not much effort to aim.
>>123420058
God damnit man now I want a spider, but I have no ice cream and I dont want to go to the store
>>123420090
Its funny, seeing his webms confirmed that he's a good player who just seems like he's a bad player protected by lag armor.
>>123420713
He's an average player protected by lag armor.
When the fuck is Splatfest gonna be announced?
I just want a range blaster with any bomb and anything other than Kraken.
Come on nintendo the kraken boner is getting old.
>>123420032
my favorite tactic
>>123420962
After Splatournament
who wants a bunch of cute squid sisters pictures
you i bet
http://imgur.com/a/hrKU5
http://imgur.com/a/Nvpec
>see a teammate seabagging
>he stops
>he's wielding the .96 GAL
HeyTiaare you here?
>>123421675
>tiadoes anyone else think that he sucks at splatoon
>>123420637
Who is the culprit?
Also why must the tower be so fast.
>>123421889
Love you, iamusorry
>>123421462
Thanks anon
>>123421889
still dont get how that killed I was like almost next to the grate when I died
>>123421889
34 I think.
>>123421889
sorry, what's the story of your name?
HEY GUESS WHAT
WE CAN'T TAKE THE SPLATZONE IF WE'RE ALL JUST ON ONE SIDE
YOU'RE FUCKING SHORT RANGE SHOOTERS
GO IN THERE AND GET THEM
GODDAMNIT
>>123421889
you are slow amigo
>>123422258
Fuck splatzones. That shit is annoying.
>trying to have fun in turf wars
>every match is full of level 50 tryhard japs
Did I win too many matches? Is it confirmed that the game pairs you with similar skilled players in turf wars anyway?
>>123421675
yeah, what's up anon?
>>123422185
I was surprised as well, lag maybe?
>>123422205
The very last bit of this swf
https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1423/87/1423879614655.swf
>>123422532
Cover no turf and jump off the map repeatedly, then leave the lobby and do the same in the next one for about an hour. You'll start getting matched with scrubs.
ey anyone wanna do a squad battle, im s+ (46)
nintendo id is adam_hb not really sure how this works in this thread
>>123422532
Yes it is confirmed. The better you play the harder the opponents you get paired with. It's why some unfresh squids get into high level matches because they're actually good.
Back when 20 was cap, I let someone else play turf wars with my account and the next thing I new I was fighting squids with default gear and all single digit levels. It was the perfect time to practice my charger game.
>>123420835
>tfw can't wear the Rainy Day Tee because people will think I'm Rainy in pics, etc.
I like how it looks, too.
>>123422661
Could I please order your 4x swim speed sweater? It doesn't have to be right now, if you're going to be on for a while longer.
>>123422738
gimme the full image
>Just had so much lag the game ended a second before the clock stopped
Wow turf is garbage
anyone want ameme squad
I'm thinking maybetestfire squad
>>123423002
LET'S DO IT
>>123422840
>tfw no one wears the rainy tee
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>123422916
sure! i'm getting my ass kicked in ranked right now, but i'll be on for a while
>>123422946
Nsfw: http://i2.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2015/11/24/13/25/45/53718597_p0.jpg
>>123423118
Been using it recently. ISM with Swim Speed is pretty good.
>>123423135
Of course
>>123422738
oh, fuck, i remember that scene. just figured i was supposed to pronounce it as "i am you, sorry"
>lewd squids
>>123423274
you can't direct link to pixiv images retard
>>123423217
Thanks dude, let me know when you're free.
>>123423135
how the fuck would you even cum there?
would you just have her kneel down and you bust all over the back of her head?
>>123423414
you know it
>>123423375
Pretty sure you just have to be signed in to pixiv, but here you go then.
Nsfw: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53718597
>>123423340
yeah the funny thing is that i got natural swim speed triples on that shirtmaybe its my destiny to wear this tee with pride
>>123423534
Nope, I'm logged in and it doesn't work.
You can open the direct link itself if you open in new tab, but it doesn't work for anyone else if you send it to them.
I'm not sure why, but I've tested it with friends.
>skatepark
>eliter scope camping in spawn and trying to snipe
>start standing in front of him whenever he aims at something
Fucker never left spawn the entire game. Kids think this is Halo or some shit.
>>123423935
Yeah i just tested as well using incognito, you're right.
I wouldn't exactly call that common knowledge though, and it worked when i clicked in my normal browser.
>>123423534
thats a nice woomy butt
I wonder if there's germaphobe squids that wont battle because they dont want to touch other squid's ink?
GUYS im drunk drunk, how willing would you to be to add me me too plat
I finally got around to making one of these.
These are simple cards with a list of on brand rolls to act as recommended builds for a variety of weapons, with a brief explanation of why those abilities were chosen. Obviously this is subjective, I'm just providing one sample build.
I'm making these after noticing the influx of a bunch of new players, and the possibility of new players showing up around Christmas time.
If you have a request for a specific weapon, let me know and I'll try and do that one next.
>>123424515
I'm not going to play with you cause I'm not playing right now. Otherwise, yeah.
>>123424624
kelp charger nigga they need to learn how to aim first
>>123419532
Bomb Range actually DOES affect Seekers. You can throw them further before they land.
>>123424729
can you prove this
>>123424315
found a kinda shitty comic based around that premise a few weeks ago, if you're interested.
http://saccharokirby.deviantart.com/gallery/55681009/Rainmaker
>>123423376
are you free now? i'm taking a quick break from ranked.
>>123424315
Adrian Mink
>>123424624
hydra
>>123424848
Yeah, I'll hostScarth
Do you want anything specific? Otherwise I'll just wear offbrands
>>123424858
thanks for the giggle
>>123419831
> TFW i use SSJR and get to -A
>>123424792
woah this is kinds long
>>123424729
Bomb Range+ itself says what it effects, and throwing Seekers further before landing is actually worse in some cases.
gyus im drunk now but i wat to play now addd me
nni: weonmuyaweonao
>>123424906
nah, i don't have anything in mind. surprise me!
i also have a splash mob linen shirt with off brand triples now. bomb range primary ability with three special duration up subs, lol. nothing impressive, but just letting you know in case you're interested.
>>123425136
Ah, thank you for the offer but I should be good.
Thanks for the gear, big help.
leo, you want this sweater too?
>>123424624
How about the custom dual squelcher? I'm curious on your opinion of what the abilities it should have. Right now, I have 3x special saver and 2 quick respawn. I'm planning for the last slot to be either quick respawn, special saver, or special charge up. So far, I have gotten favorable results since I'm able to have a killer wail when I need it while the fast respawn helps me get back to the game faster, which is done faster by the beacons.
>>123425367
No, but thanks for asking, I was just gonna harass scarth for his bandana.
>>123425267
np!
>>123424624
Would you mind if other people made stuff like this? It'd be fun to make these for the few weapons I'm good with.
Any squads open?
sorry im still under lvl 10 but i want to have fun>>123424647
>>123424515
>>123425625
Ask for a private lobby or if people want to join you in turd wars.
>>123425121
my woomy lookin pretty bitchin'
>>123425517
>discouraging the creation of content
Go ahead, I don't mind. I'm not good with rollers and I'm average with Splatlings.
>>123425437
Kek, it was me that gave you advice a few weeks ago. I'll do that though but in the meantime:
I think going anything more than 3 SS is a waste, so that's a good number. I think you can get away with 2-3 SS, and 2-3 QR. The remaining 2 slots are variable, depending on what you do after dying Comeback might be good (I need to test this more thoroughly). Swim Speed and Special Charge also have potential, but again I need to test this.
>>123424862
I'll need to look at it a bit more but I'll see what I can do.
>>123424706
That I _can_ do.
>Poorly drawn! Squid Cartoon!
>"Hello! Ika-chan" disease
>Manmenmi!
>Manmenmi!
>Yes
>*tap tap*
>Yeah yeah~ Aha~ Ink splash splooosh *wobble wobble*
>I don't get it *slap*
>← Squid ink
>>123425713
ok private room turef room if any want
nnid; weonmuyaweonao
if iit works
>>123426023
i think you've had a little too much man
>>123426208
ok that might be right but, still it could be fun
>>123426023
>nnid; weonmuyaweonao
Yeah I used to be an S- and dropped to a B+
>>123426413
That sounds rough.
>>123426008
Doing the new squidbagging?
>>123426023
nnid ain't working
>>123426413
>uses .56 GAL
>blames team
ok nvm ill get to lvl 10 then mby it could v¿be ok
I'm too computer-retarded to figure out how to fit this into a 3MB webm, but I really wanted to post them all together.
https://youtu.be/R5Jec0Pj5Y4
>>123426413
lol s- aint even exist you liar
>>123425962
Well I'll be. Anyways, I have used comeback with this build and it does work. I used the new snow hat with the quick respawn roll. The only reason I don't use it often is because if I do use the hat, I'll have to make sure my boots get special saver, which will result with 2x quick respawn, 3x special saver, and 1x comeback.also, this looks fresher.
>>123424862
For Hydra, I'd run:
2mains2subs of Damage Up
1 Run Speed
1 Ink Recovery
Cold-Blooded
The Damage Ups let you keep your 4shot against Defense Up users, and reduce damage falloff at max range.
I find that one Run Speed takes the edge off the weapon's sluggish movement speed.
Ink Recovery and Cold-Blooded are useful, but you can use stuff like Swim Speed and Bomb Range too.
>>123426575
>>123426595
outskilled :)
you gyas are fine
>>123426595
Since when did SORRY learn epitaph?
>>123425437
3 subs of Special Charge Up has a really minor effect on Killer Wail. You have enough Special Saver.
Go for Quick Respawn or Quick Super Jump.
>>123426762
>that much damage up
i'd run 3 subs honestly, run speed still does a great amount just like all the other splatlings
currently my setup is:
mains ink rec, swim speed, run speed with subs being 3x damage, 2x swim, 3x run and a stray quick respawn
been working pretty well for me as long as i don't run headfirst into fights like a dumbass
ok is chrager hrad to try?drunk fag again.
>>123427314
if you're drunk then the answer is obviousthen again you're drunk
>>123424624
Slosher Deco
>>123427495
cool it will bve all right
>>123426642
>that's the joke.jpg
>>123427006
You have a point there. Hopefully, spyke delivers with the roll I want.
>>123426762
>>123427068
I haven't used the hydra but one thing I do for skills is stack a shit-ton of the abilities I want. I believe that having multiple ink recovery would be good for the hydra since it will allow the person to spit out a lot of bullets while giving minimal amount of time between the shots, reducing the chance of a counterattack. In addition, if a person does get close, the person would be able to spam splat bombs.
>>123426595
It's like were playing 2 different games, they are so out of sync. Here is the first kill from my perspective.
>>123426595
GET
BETTER
INTERNET
>>123426595
here. cant do 720p though.
>Okay, let's try to go unnotic...
>Now!!
>Winner
>Hold on a minute!! Hitting someone with your bare hands against the rules!!!
>Isn't it!?
>Everyo...
>That punch was completely awesome!
>The absolute coolest!
you gya¿us sust hold up illl gett to 10 and ill hellp(drunk guy againI)
>>123428262
>that last one
bum is that you?
>>123428530
who else could it be?
>>123428494
I'm rooting for you, pal
>>123428652
anon
>>123427813
We are playing two different games, that's why my skill can't be compared to anybody else's.
>>123428530
>carbon roller
>backwards cap
>lag
Think real hard anon, the answer will come to you.
>let's give another two shot weapon a wall AND a kraken
>:D :D :D :D :D
JUST
>>123428937
Someone at Nintendo really, really likes the Kraken and wants us all to have it.
>>123428397
these are quite violent, is the artist just a sadist?
>>123429101
was the kraken even in the e3 trailer?
>>123429106
Possibly
Here's the third comic I'm too lazy to translate
ggs bleighost, sorry have to go
>>123429304
>single use weapons
>>123385248
Hacka Doll: The Animation
Manb this game is fun..
>>123429101
The Kraken needs more nerfs:
- Make it so it isn't affected by swim speed.
- Make it so people can't super jump from kraken form.
- Make it so there's even more of a delay when coming from kraken form.
- Make it so there's a delay after activating kraken.
- Make it so the kraken can't push the tower.
>>123428817
He's satirizing the "I'm so drunk cum play turf xP" posters.
So no NA Splatfest for November? That seems odd.
>>123429461
>- Make it so people can't super jump from kraken form.
that would break the amiibo kraken challenges though
New Thread
>>123429517
>>123429517
>>123429101
inb4 Inklings for Sm4sh have the least imaginative Landmaster/Giga Bowser equivalent Kraken Special for Final Smash.
Echolocator and Bubbler would be useless but I'd prefer a Killer Wail, an Inkstrike, or best yet an Inkzooka instead of Kraken.
>>123428925
Here is the last kill where you hit me for 600 damage from my perspective. At least i actually took damage this time.
>>123429461
I can agree with the swim speed and tower nerfs the rest are a little too extreme.
>>123429461
Why the hyuck are people still crying about Krakens?
>>123429692
>Killer Wail
>It's just a Zero Laser clone
>Inkstrike
>It's shit
>>123429461
swim speed and tower make sense enough, those others are kind of extreme, though. we don't want blizzard-tier "nerfed to being shit" going on here.
>>123429461
They just need to make it a 2 hit kill without damage ups.
>>123420446
Despite it's shots hardly seem to stay straight and it takes 4 hits. You can demonstrate this by trying to hit someone at your maximum range. Even when the reticle shows X the shots still take a moment to start hitting.
Jr is not anything easy mode.