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>>123429517
1st 4 callie
>>123429642
good 1st
Gay! GAY!! GAAAY!!1
>>123429517
inb4 Inklings for Sm4sh have the least imaginative Landmaster/Giga Bowser equivalent Kraken Special for Final Smash.
Echolocator and Bubbler would be useless but I'd prefer a Killer Wail, an Inkstrike, or best yet an Inkzooka instead of Kraken.
Any squads open?
The cutest pair!
cmjon i want to play wiht you gyaus but you are too good too me
>>123429812
Nah
Someone get the WD40 cos I'm rusty
Someone get the lemon cos I'm salty
Frantically swinging the brush is hard work. Take a nap, cute squidboy.
finally, jelonzo's in the op!
>tfw soon maxing out my first weapon.
Superior
>>123430632
>tfw my weapons list makes me look like a squib
>>123430835
post it
>>123430231
lifelink would be a broken passive it would need to be a special of some sort
At last, Jelonzo is being in the OP.
what if there was something like haunt but with a disruptor instead
>>123430873
I did before and that was the response I got.
>>123431081
That would basically be COD shit.
Fuck that.
>>123431118
Pick up a blaster or charger sometime.
Introducing the /ink/ Secret Santa Art Exchange!
This is a virtual secret santa event that anyone who browses /ink/ can join.
>What are the gifts?
Pieces of art, of any type of your choosing: Drawing, painting, sculpture, whatever you want to do.
>What's being drawn (etc)?
Your inkling.
>How does it work?
Sign up using the Google form below. About 8 days from now, I'll be randomly picking each person a recipient.
A screenshot of their inkling will be emailed to the artist, along with the recipient's mii name, email address and any additional notes (e.g "Draw her squatting").
From then, the artist has until Christmas to complete their artwork, then emails the recipient their hard work. People entering aren't paired up, it's more of a chain, for example A is assigned to draw B's woomy, and B is assigned to draw C, who is assigned to draw A.
>But I can't draw well!
That's okay, as long as you put some effort in that's all that matters.
>I don't have the game yet but I lurk the general for squid butts!
That's okay, you can probably find someone to help you out with a screenshot of the inkling you want. Try asking in the thread detailing what you want your inkling to look like.
Any questions or comments can be posted here or emailed to me at [email protected]
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oZbq9ZqE9xgpEpoqiUlhMpp4l7WLCBKp-OwOC31gmxU/Sorry about the other day, I'm not going to post screenshots anymore. Fortunately, apparently little harm was done, but I will still avoid posting screenshots.
>>123429517
You... you keep making the thread. You're doing a good job. Kudos!
>>123431289
Been trying the Luna Neo and Kelp Splat recently.
>>123431081
Calling it curse.
Heil Callie
>>123431575
poison might work too since that's the jap name for the disruptor
>>123431673
Callie would never support the extermination of the Jews
>>123431819
Yeah, sure I was just sticking with the ghost-theme.
>>123431848
No, because Jews, as with all humans, no longer exist in the squid era.
But the Marie Empire does.
>>123431149
...How?
GET THE GODDAMN BEACONS
GET THE GODDAMN SNIPER
PAINT THE FUCKING TURF
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE
GOD FUCKING DIE
>>123415763
Actually you still need to back up before you see Spyke just in case he gives you 2 slots with the last slot already unlocked. That Anon got lucky since he had to add the last slot himself.
If you backup after seeing an order that has all 3 slots unlocked already you're basically fucked from scumming it.
>>123432124
Ever heard of Martyrdom?
A thing in COD that drops a live grenade when you die.
Again, fuck that. Imagine that on Tower Control.
>>123432016
then what is this
>>123432297dude seaweed lmao
>>123432293
martyrdom on splatoon would make people with quick respawn quick super jump and more damage, doing allahu akhbar on TC
>>123432297that's a hippie, not a jew
>>123432260
So the order only gets locked once you view it and not something that is locked based on the day?
>>123432293
That's different though. If the ability made it so you exploded in your ink color and dealt damage around you, that would be Martyrdom, but this is more like a penalty for killing you.
>>123432293
>call of duty invented martyrdom
>>123432297
The proprietor of the hottest casino in Inkopolis
>>123432297
A jew.
>>123432297
A cute homeless urchin trying to make a living under judds opressive tax rule.
Where do you think judd gets all the coins from?
I bet jelonzo and annie are secretly on the poverty line.
>>123432293
That isn't comparable to anything anyone is discussing, go away.
>>123432260
But I scummed these using my method and I didn't have any issues, that I can remember anyway. They're 3 star.
OH FUCK YOU JP
FUCK YOUR ASS
WAS SOMETHING WRONG
WE WERE JUST WINNING 4 TO FUCKING 90 SOEMTHING
I'M SORRY WAS I NOT DOING ENOUGH GIVEN HOW WELL WE WERE WINNING
EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME
>>123432525
>penalizing players for killing enemies
for what purpose
>>123432297
i'm pretty sure that's closer to an american than a jew
SQUAD
3/4
Mr.Magpie/Junior/Churro
>>123432252
WHY CAN A DYNAMO ROLL RIGHT OVER MY INK MINE
AND NOT GET CAUGHT IN THE EXPLOSION
A DYNAMO ROLLER
NINTENDO PLS BUFF INK MINE EXPLODE SPEED
>>123432716
I agree it's stupid, but people don't complain about haunt.
>>123432685
No one likes your shitty suggestion. Stop samefagging.
c'monn how much couldit ibe!
aeer
:weonaweonaook gouiyys maybe to marrotyub
fightu
>>123432716
Because Nintendo wants the focus to shift away from killing enemies to inking turf.
But are doing a poor job of it with all their ranked modes.
>>123432810
That's because haunt doesnt fuck you immediately.
>>123432805
Really?
loove you.
>>123432927
>Because Nintendo wants the focus to shift away from killing enemies to inking turf.
Splatoon is supposed to be a balance of both.
Unranked TC and RM would be the shit though.
so wait are we discussing wether squids should perform suicide bombings?
terrorist squigs?
allahu inkbar?
fug
>>123432824
What suggestion? Why would I be telling myself off? You seem incredibly confused.
>>123433147
I've pulled plenty of "witness me" moments on the Rainmaker shield.
It's fun.
>>123433147
we're discussing whether or not suction bombs should be allowed to stick to teammates
>>123433109
Unranked rank modes would be great but I guess S/S+ squads will have to do. Don't see why they couldn't just rotate turf war and the ranked modes in regular battles like they do rank battles. Guess we got to wait for Splat2n.
>>123433291
>suction bombs suddenly can stick to enemies
>we halo now
>>123433147
>>123433291
We already did this when discussing how to convert ink mines into shaped charges, though.
>>123432552
Call of Duty also invented sprinting, hitmarkers, crosshairs, scopes, regenerating health... We have to scrap it all! There's no hope!
So whats with lag, is it peoples internet or the game itself?
>>123433147
>Stealth Jump, Ink Mine, Luna Blaster, Haunt, Quick Respawn, Quick Super Jump.
>Become one of the most annoying squids in Tower Control
>>123433446
bit of both
>>123433446
Host's internet or nintendo network being, well, nintendo network.
>>123433545
You have no connection to Nintendo when you are playing a match.
>>123433402
I just want ranked Turf Wars. It's the game mode I'm best at yet I can't even reach S+99 with it. And being a good Turf Warrior during Splatfest doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.
>>123430231
Was that kill supposed to be impressive?
>>123433638
what about on the status screens?
>>123433665
how can you be good at tw and not splat zones? the two are pretty damn similar in how they operate, from what i've noticed.
>>123433707
-impressive
So damn close.
>>123433665
Fighting for your waifu is enough.
Some girls like hugs from behind, soft kisses on the neck, or even a cock down their throat.
>>123433665
>i want to play the most skilless brain-dead gamemode for rank
>>123433751
You cannot compare the two, and anyone who does is an idiot. One has a concentrated hot zone of objective that has be immediately held and the other is just walking around the map with the trigger held down.
ggs aaron
>>123433879
>the other is just walking around the map with the trigger held down.
Yeah, that's how it works, you're retarded.
>>123433879
>the most skilless brain-dead gamemode
SplatZones was the first ranked mode, though.
I just started playing this game two days ago. anybody got any good tips to help megit gud?
also my favorite weapon so far is the N-ZAP, are there any other weapons like that?
>>123433986
You quoted what I said, confirmed that I was correct, and then claimed I was retarded. Please try thinking before you post next time.
>>123434006
And that's why the guy is "good" in Turf War only, right?
>>123434049
In b4 a million people telling you to use gyro.
>>123434006
Seriously, splatzones is 100% pointless and non skill based in everyway, people shit on turf war but it has more thought in it than splat zones, you have to pay attention to the entire map in turf war, it's literally the only mode where it might be a good idea to super jump back to base to deal with someone inking your shit up, splatzones is literally shoot at the zone about 10 feet away then hide.
>>123433879
you can play any mode with the trigger held down if you pick a .96 gal deco, though! :^ )
and yeah, but the splatzone is typically in the middle of the stage, which is the hot zone that you typically want to control in tw so you can push forward and crunch them down.
>>123434049
just play and get used to the mechanics as you go
if you haven't finished single player do so
>>123432297
>>123432369
S-sorry I'm late.
>>123434130
>Please try thinking before you post next time.
It's called sarcasm buddy. I know you're not smart enough to recognize it (obviously) so that was indeed my mistake for not pointing it out for you.
>>123434141
i do use gyro
>>123434245
what are the advantages to finishing single player? i haven't started it yet
>>123434189
The middle is heavily in contested in turf war but if you just ignore the rest of the map, you'll lose. You can ignore the rest of the map in SZ just fine if your defense is good enough.
>>123434283
What sarcasm? I don't know if you realise, but we're communicating with text right now, there is no such thing as "tone of voice".
>>123434319
give sticks a try
>>123434319
it's a good tutorial on basic mechanics, climbing walls and stuff, plus you unlock some weapons by defeating bosses
>>123434049
Remember to stay fresh. It's something most people forego for abilities.
>>123434328
>we're communicating with text right now, there is no such thing as "tone of voice"
uh oh are we doing this again
>>123434342
Why on earth would you say something like that to someone? You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>123434049
The single player campaign is a great tutorial of the mechanics. Otherwise, just have fun.
>>123434319
>what are the advantages to finishing single player? i haven't started it yet
oh, jeez. helps to hammer mechanics down and also gets you some extra weapons and gear that you can take to multiplayer.
>>123434328
nnnnot really, you need the map to be inked at least decently to offer maneuverability on the stage to both evade danger and to kill incoming squids...
>>123434319
gets you ready for online play, teaches you little things that you can use in battle to get the upper hand
also unlocks music for squid beatz if you have the amiibo
>>123434446
Because this is a shooting game and not fucking Mario Kart.
>>123434482
>>123434498
>>123434504
alright, next time i play i'll start the campaign
>>123434424
i'll try my best
>>123433879
>the other is just walking around the map with the trigger held down
Turf War is the game mode which places the least emphasis on killing others. There's even more emphasis on using stealth and Squid Beakons at times.
>>123434319
>what are the advantages to finishing single player?
None, don't listen to that retard, here are some pro tips from an actual S+ 99 player
One, only play turf war up to level 10, don't ever touch it again beyond that.
Two, Find one weapon you're good with and stick with it for life unless you get into a team or something and even then, find one where your weapon choice is needed, get good with one thing and be the best of the best with it, do not fuck around with different weapons all the time and contribute little to nothing cause none of them suit you as well as the one that does.
Three, your k/d ratio is probably the most important factor in Ranked mode, obviously pushing the objective is important as well but you need to ensure the enemy team or some of them are dead before doing so, if your team has less players alive than they do do not attempt to push any sort of objective, focus on reducing the number of enemy players alive while keeping yourself alive before focusing on the objective.
Four, don't play private lobbies with /ink/, not only do you not get any exp but you also end up just getting shit on or overpowering the enemy team because there's no actual matchmaking since all players are of different skill levels, once you're S+ 99 you can maybe dick around in one if you so choose but starting out do not dare or it'll just be nothing but grief.
>>123432691
What I'm saying is if you have 2 subs with the third slot unlocked already and you backup after seeing the order from Spyke, the slot is locked in.
>>123434526
Why would you willingly use a stick for a shooter over something that is nearly a mouse.
>>123434498
Again, if your defense is good enough, there are no issues. You can sit on there the entire time taking out anyone that approaches with minimal deaths. It's not hard.
>>123434650
I don't know about the last bit, that seems like it would really depend on your preferred playstyle. Would work fine in SZ.
>>123434679
Is this a copy-pasta? I refuse to believe that someone actually spent the past four minutes typing up this garbage.
>>123434319
It's fun, helps you understand the game a bit more, can help you improve your aim too. LORE, and you unlock a few weapons from certain scrolls. >>123434679
Don't listen to this dumb fuck.
>>123434758
>Again, if your defense is good enough, there are no issues
Same in TW, though. All you usually have to do is hold your base + the middle and you win; the exception that comes to mind is Saltspray, which plays even more like SZ than usual, and you'll be holding the same area as SZ, too - main difference being you actually need to claim the area behind it as well, unlike in SZ, where you use it for beacons or charging specials.
>>123434717
I know, but when I scummed those shoes, if I remember correctly, I viewed the order, saw it was 2/3, then backed up after that.
>>123434679
embarrassing post
>>123434679
Forgot your shitbucket there cap'n
>>123434921
Yes, your base and the middle. In SZ, provided you're half-way decent and don't die, you can completely ignore your base and you'll be just fine.
>>123434049
N-Zap 89 with Sprinkler and Inkstrike?
It's pretty much takes the good of the Aerospray RG's fire rate and fixes its problematic Ink Mine sub with its superior Sprinkler.
HeyEla
Alright squids.
2.- A woomy request.
Stay tuned tomorrow for more.
>>123434758
Because you can react just as fast with the sticks and gyro control is NOT nearly a mouse.
If you could have a setup where both your hands arent on the same controller then you could make that comparison.
Gyro just isnt for me. I'm not saying it's bad, but saying it's objectively better than sticks is a meme.
>>123435034
Hey there, Dom
>>123435021
yeah, the N-ZAP 89, i like the nuke and the sprinkler.
>Solo ranked
>>123435070
Thanks drawfriend!
>>123435076
>Because you can react just as fast with the sticks
No, you cannot. You either frequently oversteer or you take relative ages to turn around.
>a setup where both your hands arent on the same controller
The hell are you talking about? A mouse is a superior device because of it's accuracy, not because it's separate from the keyboard, what the hell kind of logic is this?
>saying it's objectively better than sticks is a meme
I have zero doubt that putting a team of stick players against gyro users would be a recreation of the timeless mouse-on-stick massacres of the past. It's objectively better, get over that and quit trying to convince a newbie to put themselves at a disadvantage.
>>123435257
>tfw I've only ever played solo ranked
I've seen some shit.
>>123435070
This is really cute, did you draw this anon?
New gear in 3 minutes or another day where I need to depend on Spyke to get my fix?
>>123435000
yeah, but it's not hard to hold your base if you hold the midde because they probably won't be able to get to your base; if they do, that's an important thing that should be taken care of anyway, considering you, you know, spawn from there.
>Lead my team
>Still lose
>Lead the entire game
>Still lose
Well, that's enough solo ranked for me
>>123435321
I feel that Gyro could potentially become better than a Mouse once VR kicks into full gear.
>>123435257
>>123435323
It's something.
>>123435321
>the timeless mouse-on-stick massacres of the past
That was console controllers vs PC mice.
If you think gyro has more "dpi" than sticks when both are on a console game you're fucking delusional.
You're not comparing a gaming mouse to an xbox controller. You're comparing a wii u controller to another wii u controller.
I'm telling a newbie to try sticks because he might actually be better with it.
does solo ranked stands for just playing without a squad and when you find a good team stay with them? or when you finish the match you go back and search again?
>>123435637
Solo rank just means playing ranked by yourself, as opposed to a twin/tri/quad
You can't really "Stay with a good team" because there's still the high chance of them winding up on the other team
>>123435494
Gyro has the issue that if a person simply can't hold their entire body still enough, it'll goof up their aiming. A mouse only needs a steady hand, and is far easier to hold still.
Not sure what VR has to do with anything.
>>123435602
Given the time to get used to it, anyone using sticks would be a better player with gyro. Just because you're too lazy to put in the time doesn't mean you should try to hold someone else back.
I'm not even going to address the rest of your post because it's plain to anyone that it's retarded.
>>123435257
>>123435323
>Try playing solo ranked
>End up best player in a team of shitters
>Lose
>Try playing squad ranked
>End up being the shittiest player in a team of good ones
>Lose
>>123435321
>No, you cannot. You either frequently oversteer or you take relative ages to turn around.
I'll be honest with you. That's me when I use gyro.
>>123435872
Simply means you need to get better with it. It's a hell of a lot easier and faster to become precise with 1:1 gyro than with an approximate thumbstick.
>>123434268
You couldn't pay me to eat that.
>>123435765
>I'm not even going to address the rest of your post because it's plain to anyone that it's retarded.
Nice argument you fucking elitist faggot.
>>123434342
Wow, I just tried it and... you're actually right this is a lot better than gyro, everyone told me gyro was better but this honestly feels more precise, thanks a lot man.
>>123435975
I'll give you 20 bucks.
>>123434342
>>123434446
>>123434526
>>123434758
>>123435076
>>123435321
>>123435602
oh dear god what did i start
>>123436179
An age old argument, anon.
It's not your fault.
Welcome to /ink/.
>>123436063
$100,000
>>123436019
Nothing else you said in that post made any sense.
those ragequits
>>123435846
>>123436348
99.99$
>>123436440
Nice doing business with you.
>>123435765
Hopefully Star Fox Zero will better illustrate what I mean with the screen watch being the screen the gyro is affecting.
>>123436392
You really think tilting the controller makes your character move faster than tilting a stick on the same damn controller?
>>123436643
Who the hell has said a word about movement speed?
hola ela y dom
>>123436723
hey dude
>>123436782
wasup
>>123436709
Movement speed and precision is the entire reason you'd chose one control over another.
>>123435296
No prob!
>>123435326
Yeh.
>>123436881
Who the fuck would think that input method would affect movement speed? Are you actually just making shit up now? This discussion has been solely about precise aiming, how earth could it be about anything else?
>>123436723
Hola! Hey how did your test go?
it's either ela or rainy that manages to splat me all game
>>123437040
>Wh-what do you mean I-I was talking about something completely different h-haha you're stupid
Nice mental gymnastics, this conversations pretty much over.
>>123437117
Show me where I said anything about movement speed.
>>123437094
pretty gud got a b boy
>>123437040
Whether you're more precise with sticks or gyro varies from player to player.
Input method isnt going to make you a better player unless one of the input methods is flawed in some way.
We're basically arguing about which is more comfortable.
Okay, yes. The game saves upon talking to Spyke so whatever gets locked in before you even get to see it.
>>123437148
You said gyro was objectively better than sticks.
This implies faster movement and better precision overall.
>>123437318
Git rekd savescumming faggot.
>>123437318
I don't know why people say that's not the case
>>123436263
Past arguments about gyro vs stick were usually over in a second though, because people agreed that gyro was more precise.
I guess /ink/ has gotten more stubborn lately.
>>123437383
>>123437383
That has to be the stupidest stretch of logic I have ever seen. This just in, using a mouse also makes you faster, have more HP, and your bullets explode!
You're right, I'm done talking to you, you are beyond retarded. Kill yourself.
>>123437271
Thumbsticks are flawed, they are imprecise. Ergo, objectively worse.
>>123437514
>>123437094
good i pass it ,i made a tomatoe daiquirii end up drunk after that
>>123437524
>Thumbsticks are flawed
>they are imprecise
That sounds like user error to me.
Hell that anon said he was just more comfortable with sticks.
You're the one arguing that one is objectively better than the other.
Why do people get so mad over video games
>>123437894
passion
>>123437693
Nice! How was it?
>>123437096
You have to splat us now
>>123437234
NICE! That's cool
>>123434932
On second thought, I think I got scumming an order and keeping an order in your queue indefinitely.
>tfw I now realize I could have scummed the studio headphones with x4 ink saver main if I had backed up after buying them
I've had them for over a week now but it's kind of frustrating I could have them by now. Could have started scumming the tenacity bobble hat with x3 SCU I have sitting there.
>>123437978
I'm trying - I work 10 hour days so i'm pretty tired when I squad
>>123437735
It is fucking bewildering to me that there are actually people who think shit like this. I guess it's probably not a good sign when a game's comp scene is comprised of smash babies.
Let me explain it like this: When you oversteer with a thumbstick, you have to bring the thumbstick back to the neutral position and then to the other side. When you oversteer with a gyro controls or a mouse, you just move. Is this clear enough for you?
Thumbsticks have a smaller movement area which means either it can't move as fast when fully tilt or it has greater jumps in movement speed as it moves from center leading to reduced accuracy.
Gyros have a greater movement area which means that while it does not have as much limits placed on maximum turn speed other than how fast you can swing your controller or as much sacrifice in precision it however takes more physical energy and time to cover that distance in real life as opposed to the distance needed to be moved by a thumbstick.
>>123437978
Getting a B is not cool
>>123438106
>however takes more physical energy and time
Splatoon's main audience is not physically disabled people.
>>123437894
>Splatoon is the only thing I get mad at
>Splatoon is the only thing I try my best at
>>123438105
>when you oversteer with a thumbstick you just move it back
>when you oversteer with a gyro controller you just move it back
woooooooooow
Fuck man, stop talking about which is better, just agree that using a combination of both is best.
>>123438358
Are you retarded? You asked for an objective inferiority, there is your objective inferiority. If you actually are so stupid as to not realise that every frame counts, you are beyond help.
any squads or is everyone waiting for rainmaker
>>123438227
>physically disabled people
Has nothing to do with that. At all.
>>123438645
>I'll just keep responding with "you're retarded" in different ways
Go back to /v/ god damn.
>>123438745
Dunno, but in truth, I have only ever played solo ranked: I think squad battles would be fun!
a wildran da muuappeared!
>>123438850
join a squad sometime, it'susuallyfun
>>123438090
Damn, that's a long day of work.
>>123438132
It can be! If the test was really hard. But then again I think that if you pass a test it's all good
>>123438763
i find it hard to believe anyone else would have the possibility of exerting too much energy while playing splatoon
then again another part of the audience is fat /v/irgin neets so i guess you're right
No lag here, but it made me laugh.
>>123438772
Let me frame this for you:
>Unless one is objectively inferior to the other, it's opinions
>They are objectively worse in this way
>That's not inferior enough!!!!
Shut up about controls and post your favorite
>Weapon
>Sub
>Special
>Map
>Gamemode
And also post your Inkling in your favorite outfit.
what the fuck kinda turf war lobby did i join
shit's brutal in herehi guys
>>123438947
Just got my last piece of head gear and its time to max it out
tia and figeye!
>>123439176
Except what you said is complete bullshit.
Sticks are not any less accurate than gyro is.
It's up to the person holding the controller.
>>123439252
>Heavy Splatling
>Splat Bomb
>Inkstrike
>Kelp Dome
>Rainmaker
>>123432260
>>123432691
Can someone please explain it from the top? I thought the idea was you back up your save after having a gear you want to get more slots with ready to be picked up, and back up and try again each day until spyke gives you the slots you want.
>>123439270
The best turf war there is
okay I sucked eggs but I think my pinging helped
>>123439384
If you need to reread my explanation, and the one someone else posted beneath it, then please do as many times as you need to. The facts are staring at you in the face.
>>123438106
How the flying fuck is moving the tablet supposed to be taking a lot of energy? How the flying fuck is the tablet heavy? The tablet is fucking light as fuck. If a person finds it heavy, there must be something wrong with that person. I weight like 140 pounds and I work with this heavy shit and tools.
>>123439252
nozzlenose
burst bombs
eco
warehouse
rainmaker
My first set when I was a squib
>>123439575
ok kid
>tfw i survive a direct hit from a seeker
>>123437958
is really easy to make you just need a boiled tomatoe,lemon,ice,spicy sauce and rum, mix it all on the blender and done
>>123439130
>mfw that happen
>>123439924
/mlp/ would love you
>>123439130
I've been there.
>>123439924
ggs guys!
>>123439924Love condom play
>>123440176
Ggs
>>123440176
Ggs turf war guys. That was some real fun
squad time or more TW?
>>123439721
I'm glad we agree, although I should let you that I'm not a kid, but a squid.
>tfw random jap player keeps standing in your line of fire and blocking all your bullets constantly for an entire match
We still won but holy shit am I mad
>>123440280
I'm up for a squad
anyone wanna squad?ID:rainylol
>>123440280
it's special delivery time
>>123440418
Im down,
Didn't know Sorry was into Parkour
>>123440390Dom and Ela squad
NNID:Domoroni
>>123440418
i will
>>123440418
hell yeah
>>123439924
No one wants to see your shitty ass futa garbage
>>123439431
What Spyke will deliver is determined at the time of ordering, not upon checking, so you can't savescum it.
>>123440509
ah shit I didn't see your post rainy
>>123440454
>>123440531
>>123440557
shet sorry i join these guys
>>123440509
>>123439024
>>123439586
I find it funny that I never mentioned anything about it taking a lot of energy or being too heavy and cumbersome, just that it takes MORE energy than moving a thumbstick.
I'm merely pointing out the objective pros and cons of each method.
>>123439924
>i drew it so i can post whatever porn i want here!
fuck off
any squads up?
>>123439252
It's a tie between the range blaster and the inkbrush when it comes to fun of using.
Seeker.
Inkstrike.
Flounder Heights.
Rainmaker.
And I'm too lazy to start up my wii u.
>>123439252
Aerospray RG soon to be N-Zap 89
Sprinkler
Inkstrike
Kelp Dome
Turf War
I'm a Full Casual I know
>>123440709
I think the one's people were just talking about are already full.
I woke up with those triple kills
>>123439252
Carbon
burst bomb I guess, I'm not really a fan of any of them
Echolocator
Skatepark
Rainmaker
>>123439252
Presently
>>Weapon
Octoshot
>>Sub
Disruptor or Seeker
>>Special
Wail or Echo
>>Map
Camp
>>Gamemode
Rainmaker
>>123439252
Sploosh-o-Matic
Suction Bombs
Killer Wail
Flounder Heights
Rainmaker
I could probably whip up a nicer outfit for my squid if the shopkeepers would cooperate with me but they are adamantly refusing to hand over their freshest acquisitions.
>>123440661
>takes more physical energy
Sure buddy
>No connection
;-;
>>123441547
It... literally does though. Like, one is moving your arms and the other is just your thumbs. "More" doesn't have to mean "a lot".
>>123440575
People here have said that every day the amount of slots on ordered gear could change, so that isn't the case you're saying or is that a separate thing?
>>123441667
No its not. How the hell does it take a lot of energy to tilt slightly in one direction?
>>123441667
i barely move my arms or wrists at all
>>123439252
I swap a lot, but the N-Zap 85 from turf coverage points alone. Heavy Splatling and Hero Shot for fun.
Burst Bombs
Echolocator
Underpass
Rainmaker
My woomy is pretty unfresh at the moment from all the gear I'm trying to upgrade.
>>123441731
Do you mean if you don't check the order, and wait until the next day?
I'm not too sure, to be honest, but from memory if I've failed to check an order or something, the exact same number of slots is delivered the next day.
>>123441747
>>123441769
>"More" doesn't have to mean "a lot".
>>123441862
and i'm sure stick users never move their arms for any reason
>>123440636
Is uh, squad still happening?
>>123441957
Relative to someone whose input method is literally always moving their arms? Basically.
>>123441862
Anon, just stop. You're just doing poor damage control. A person barely uses any energy when using the tablet, with sticks or gyro.
NATURAL TRIPLES BABY!
>>123439252
Octoshot
Disruptor
Inkzooka
Warehouse
Rainmaker
>>123442065
>literally always moving their arms
>i barely move my arms using motion controls
ok
>every response (sans 1) to the post asking what your favorite game mode is rainmaker
>>123442128
I'm not the guy who posted the original thing in the first place. Yes, they barely use any energy moving their arms. That is still more energy than just moving your thumbs.
>>123442153
Yes. You are always moving your arms very little. I'm glad you understand.
>>123442261
i'm not satisfied with these answers. i want tests! numbers! science!
okay so I am good at carrying the RM I'll do that
>>123442261
Does it matter who the fuck i an replying to anon? It's not tiring at all using gyros.
>>123442389
Assigned RM walker
>>123442362
Swing your arms around a bunch. Now twiddle your thumbs about. Record which one feels worse faster.
>>123442427
I have no "damage" to control. Nobody ever said it had to be tiring.
Hey my buddy just got to B- rank would you guys mind saying a few words of congrats to him?
>>123442517
Fine, but saying a person wastes a lot of energy when tilting the tablet is fucking ridiculous. Hell, me and the other anon has stated that we don't swing the tablet like jackasses.
>>123442585
He's never gonna get out of B.
>>123442585
Keep going, you're doing great!
>>123442667
Nobody has ever said they waste a lot of energy either. Just... "more". Do I need to get you a dictionary?
>>123442517
>swinging arms
I play with +5 sensitivity, don't move my arms at all, just slight hand / wrist movements.
fuck that meme team
jap meme team blow the fuck out
>>123442667
>>123442789
apparently "more" is equivalent to swinging your arms around, no matter how minute the movements actually are. the more you know!
>>123442427
people still being hung up over whether it's tiring or not when that had nothing to do with my original post. My original post wasn't even an attack on Gyro controls I even prefer them more.
>>123442585
Awesome!! Keep going up, dude!
>>123442784
Trying to act like a smart ass now? Your example that you gave to the other anon indicates that you meant a lot.
>Swing your arms around a bunch
How about you get that dictionary and shove it up your ass?
>>123442964
Why are you so mad, anon? There's nothing bad about being wrong, you just have to own up to your mistakes.
>>123443261
Everyone on this site is so sensitive.
one more - I'm playing like ass
>match start
>splatling carves a line all the way down the path
>we toss two grenades into the shield and i finish it off with my luna
>get 4 confirmed kills
>rush down their path
>hustle up that wall
>gal-kun puts a wall down between their spawn and i
>dunk
>45 seconds have passed
>>123443261
>implying I'm mad
Why do you have to be a sensation little bitch? How about trying to refute my point instead of attempting to behave as if you are the person in the right? Perhaps could it be because you got wrecked in the ass?
Finally got my Aerospray RG up to 999999. Time to put it down for good. N-Zap 89 here I come!
I can't go out like that
>>123443261
>>123443546
samefag
>>123443546
What point?
>>123443582
That went awful
>>123442675
>>123442713
>>123442913
Thanks guys he really appreciates it.
>>123443574
>not using the superior MG
I'm back!
>Using custom Jr
>Activate Echo
>All these sneak attacks
Why haven't I done this before!
>>123439252
Heavy Splatling
Point Sensor/Disruptor
Killer Wail
Rainmaker
I'm looking for something else that wrecks 96 Deco and Splash Walls as hard as Heavy Deco, but only Custom Range Blaster comes close ATM.
Haven't tried Slosher Deco yet but it's a possible alt option.
>>123443778
Welcome back man we missed you.
>>123443574
...There are actually people who care about this stuff?
>>123443602
The statement that it does not take a lot of energy to move the tablet and the claim that no one has said that when it is evident and clear that the claim has indeed been stated.
>>123443861
You don't care about your gunfu?
>>123443507
>>45 seconds have passed
Best feeling.
>>123443994
Show me where someone has said that, then.
>>123443778Sonata?
ggsrainy, tia, ela
I'm going to drop out while everyone else is, sleep is OP
gotta go guys it was fun
>TFW NATURAL TRIPLES
ggs rainy/dom/ela
museum rm stresses me the heck out
>>123439252
>Weapon
N-ZAP '89
>Sub
Squid Beakon
>Special
Inkstrike
>Map
Flounder Heights
>Gamemode
Rainmaker generally. Tower Control is fun as hell but stressful when you have a bad team.
>>123439252
>>Weapon
KELP CHARGER
>>Sub
SPRINKLER and burst bomb
>>Special
KILLER WAIL
>>Map
CAMP
>>Gamemode
RAINMAKER
Ggs guys, i had fun. It was too much museum
>>123444262
Lucky! I only got trash
>>123444125
Here
>>123438106
>takes more physical energy
>>123442517
That example.
Or are you going to make an excuse in order to attempt to twist those statements in order to prove me wrong?
>>123443726
Maybe when I'm not doing turf war. I really have to get accustomed to the Ink usage on this thing. I also have to learn to use R more now that I have a more useful sub.
>>123443861
Numbers that go up? Doesn't everybody care about this stuff? I mean Level 50, S+ 99 is pretty much more numbers going up that people care about.
>>123444534
More does not mean a lot.
>>123444580
Don't use it if you want to take your time ranking up.
>>123439252
>Weapon
.52 Deco
>Sub
Seeker
>Special
Inkzooka
>Map
Warehouse
>Gamemode
Rainmaker
Which one looks the best?
For Custom E3k, if it matters.
>>123444685
They're numbers that matter. Your level unlocks equipment and stops mattering past 20, and your rank affects your matchmaking.
Total turf ink affects nothing. It's solely for vanity, and frankly it seems like worrying too much about it would be silly and restricting.
>>123443994
>The statement that it does not take a lot of energy to move the tablet and the claim that no one has said that when it is evident and clear that the claim has indeed been stated.
>>123444125
>Show me where someone has said that, then.
>>123444534
>Here
>>(Me)
>takes more physical energy
Sigh... why are people still interpreting my post out of context to appeal to absurdity in order to defend gyro controls?
>>123444707
And the example? Does that not indicate a lot?
>>123444948
Top left, or top right, both are pretty good in my opinion
>>123444772
hell yeah motherfugger my woomy'll punch yer lights out
>>123444948
Bottom-left or bottom-right for freshness
>>123444948
All are hideous
>>123444971
More like you have made an idiotic statement that it takes energy to tilt a fucking gamepad
>>123445325
this
>>123445469
>it takes energy to tilt a fucking gamepad
Well, yes it does take energy however small, but that's not the extent of my post. I was merely comparing the energy usage of tilting a gamepad to that of moving a thumb.
I go off to play a match and come back to see the thread obsessing over the whole "a lot" nonsense and physically disabled people.
>>123445469
>>123445784
Oh my god shut the hell up
>>123445784
Fine. I was arguing with retards who later made those claims.
>>123445784
And what does that matter? What does the 0.000001% more energy required make any fucking difference in this conversation? You are grasping at so many straws to keep your argument going.
HEY EVERYONE
SHUT UP AND POST CUTE SQUIDS I KNOW MOST OF YOU HAVE FOLDERS FILLED WITH CUTE SQUIDS
>>123445843
No you shut the fuck up. We're having a stupid argument that is tied to the game. Or do you want to shitpost about sniffing asses and being treated like a beta bitch?
>>123445989
i would like to sniff a woomys ass
>>123445928
>And what does that matter? You are grasping at so many straws to keep your argument going.
It doesn't matter. I'm not even putting forward an argument or grasping at straws. The post was made as an objective comparison of the two input methods.
>>123445972
I'm game
>>123445989
Even beta shit is more interesting than
>You're retarded
>No you're retarded
>No you're retarded
>No you're retarded
>No you're retarded
>No you're retarded
>No you're retarded
>>123445972
>>123446187
No, it isn't, fuck off and take a sledgehammer and ram it into your balls as hard as possible if you want to feel what it's like to have someone or something bite them.
>>123444286
I forgot I had this better picture
>>123446158
It's still a retarded statement.
>>123439252
I don't have any clear favorites. I never skip/wait for rotations and swap weapons around a lot. That said, pic related is my favorite outfit.
Also, is this the biggest resolution I can get out of my Miiverse screenshot album?
>>123446391
sssh, no words - only cute squids
>>123446391
It's actually not, the fact of the matter is that sticks have their own use over motion controls and you are fucking stupid to think otherwise.
>>123446187
I'd rather behave like an autist in a Tibetan puppet show site than being treated like a piece of shit.
>>123446551
Stop putting words into my mouth you moron. I'm arguing over energy consumption, not whether one form out functions the other.
>>123446673
>I'm arguing over energy consumption
Why?
>>123446551
you need to be posting cute squids
>>123446470
No. Just:
>Press the home button
>Click on Internet Browser
>Enter https://splatoon.ink/ink
Your Wii U saves your current game screen as an image, that you can post in the thread. Make sure that legacy captcha is enabled in the 4chan settings first.
>>123446673
>I'm arguing
Why?
>>123446724
Cause I didn't agree with the other anon.
>>123446812
Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>123446775
Yeah, sure, but I don't have my Wii U at hand right now. How do I save screenshots for later use? Is the screenshot album a trap?
goodnight /ink/
I hate it when I'm barely moving and I just suddenly get killed by an inkzooka or a charger whose laser I didn't even see. Or when im barely moving to help my teammates and the fishlaser hits me just as i turn around the corner. Most of my deaths have been like this and has actually gotten me real salty.
>>123446938
I don't know was that supposed to be impressive?
>>123447082
Yeah, seems that the resolution of the image you posted is the highest it gets for images from the Miiverse album.
Uploading the screenshots to some file hosting site should keep the HD resolution, but that's annoying.
>rm camp/museum
Anyone want to squad?
>>123447423
Are you supposed to be impressive?
>>123447346
>a charger whose laser I didn't even see
I hate how much lag hurts those on the receiving end of OHKOs. Add to that the fact that many Chargers are mastering Laser Hiding now and the odds are even more stacked towards them.
>>123441731
Okay, let me clear this up.
When you order a piece of gear, the game determines what Spyke will give you when you order it.
Any locked or blank slots on the gear are randomized and set when you purchase it. This means that you can back-up before purchasing and scum the last slot for a triple.
When you order an item, it becomes available when 12 PM midnight passes, your time. If you view the item, Spyke will keep it until the next time midnight passes. After this, the next item in your order list becomes available. If you don't have anything else ordered, Spyke gives you nothing ("You haven't ordered anything! Go order stuff").
If you order an item, but DON'T view it, Spyke will hold onto it indefinitely, but only if you have no other orders. If you have other orders, Spyke will get rid of the item even if you haven't seen it.
When you don't view an item and let Spyke hold onto it, the number of correct slots on the item will change every time midnight passes. This means that you can order an item, back-up your save, check the item, then copy the save to 'undo' looking at it (so Spyke doesn't get rid of it after next midnight). The new result is randomized, of course. This method lets you order an item and hold onto it until Spyke gives you what you want. If you order something while Spyke is holding onto an unviewed item, the unviewed item disappears.
Here's where my understanding gets a little hazy; I think that, if you don't turn on the game at all, your order list won't rotate. That is, if you order something, then let midnight pass twice before you turn on the game and view it, Sypke won't get rid of an 'overdue' piece of gear.
Secondly, unviewed items seem to be thrown away after... a week? I tried to keep an unviewed item for almost a week, and one day it just disappeared.
Both have happened to me, but I'm not exactly sure what happened.
Someone screencap this.
>>123447684
I can confirm that if you don't turn on the game Spyke won't bin any of your orders. And this holds true for well over a month.
>>123447546
Noone?
NA Splatfest when
>>123447684
What I can't confirm is whether it also applies if you play the game but not talk to Spyke. I'm inclined to believe some sort of action takes place upon talking to him as there's a very clear "Game Saved" message upon talking to him before even making the selection Orders or Slots. It might be here that the flag is set that you've talked to him so he knows to bin the current order after midnight.
>>123439252
>Hydra
>Splat Bomb (basic as fuck i know, i just love rolling those things into enemy ink and catching people unaware)
>Bubbler
>Triggerfish
>Rainmaker
used to wear aviators, the white rockenberg vest and punk whites a few months ago back when i couldn't care less about skills, all that on brand run speed was a godsend
shades with good main ability when
>>123447941
Sign me up. Just a twin squad, I'm assuming.
What is your NNID?
>>123447941
I could join ya, don't know how long I'll be on for though. NNID?
>>123448084
Japanese game on point.
>>123448152
>>123448171scarth23
If we can get a 4th, I'll start in a few minutes
>>123448234
cool, already got you
I was so close to S+ but after getting blasted by things I never saw coming at all, I went from S 80 to S 31.
>>123448286
Starting now
Hopefully there's a 4th
>>123448234
I'll be your 4th
>>123448234
I sent you a request
>>123448234
I'm game
>>123448567
Accepted, sorry I had to delete you to make space.
Squad's back up again, jump in and let's get 30 second dunks
>>123448634
Don't worry m8
Goddamn, not even a minute
>240 hours in
>Still not S+
How do I get good? Watching people stream/YouTube videos and some people are just godly. Play more? Specific practice?
>>123448234
missed this by a few minutes and the thread is too dead fill up another squad
>>123449401
Watch scarth stream he's the best player here.
>>123449401
Shit dudeI don't even think I was an S at 240 hours, and even at 400+ I'm not an S+
>>123449406
Are you finished Window? GGs if you are
>>123449406
There's a slot now, do you have me added?
>>123449401
Watching good people play is a good idea. Learn their strategies and play styles and try them out yourself.
I think a lot of practice is just required. As you learn how the game works, you'll start to figure out better how to play.
>>123449524Gomenesai. Hang in there, we're all gonna make it.
>comm error
Rehosting
>>123449541
idk whats going on, connection issues
Sorry about that Javi
Will let you know if theres a slot
anyone is welcome
https://join.skype.com/BZax2Z3Eg8GC
>>123449989
It's cool, I'll go solo for a few matches in the meantime
>>123449993
>bomb range seeker seeker-aerospray
wat
>skype links
>namefagging
This isn't /soc/ you gay niggas
>>123450240
Forgot to change hat
Dont click
lewdnesshttp://raspbeary.bigcartel.com/product/splatoon-print
Did someone order a fucking speed run?!
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>123449401
I don't want to sound like I'm shilling but I can turn my stream on if you want
good kw
>whoever made that push
gj
he did it again the absolute madman
Hey guys I made a meme
>>123451815
replace it with the level 50 hat
>>123451815
Triggered
>>123451852
The hat was just supposed to show that they're Japanese
Originally it was gonna be a real rice hat but then I remembered that hats in splatoonI did this ironically
whats the best camera sensitivity to use for non-motion controls?
>>123451992
Probably comes off like a cop out answer but it's best to just experiment and find out whats best for you
Most people would recommend as high as you can go and still have actual control over where you're aiming, though I play onnegative 3.5.
Last one for me guys
>>123451815
>>123452360
Okay, ggs guys, goodnight
Good runs
>>123452660
GGs guys, sorry for being a ball and chain the whole time.
My inkzooka got clipped by just a hair enough for it to fly over the rainmaker's head
nice job game
>>123452360
>>123452660
>>123452726
ggs
Peeps still up/got room?
>doing the spinning taunt with the inkzooka out
>>123434268
Only good Spyke is a dead Spyke.
>me and bamboozler working together
>>123435846
I fear this will happen so I have never been able to squad with anyone, ever. I will forever remain in A-/B+ hell.
>>123454369
i considered switching to the bamboozler just for you, but i really wanna get this slot on this ugly vest filled and felt that the .52 would be better at gettin them pointzzz than the splattershot
>throw down splashwall in front of oncoming kraken
>kraken swims through it
ok
>>123455319
Balanced ;)
Don't run away from my splat bomb rush. I'm unleashing gifts of friendship.
>>123455490
Please kill me
>that killer wail
You've just earned yourself one hot bullying session young lady.
Who won that last won? I disconnected as soon as the results were being announced.
Also, is there another map or just UU?
eu splatfest when.
>>123456023
>>123455886
Clearly all your fault
ok, you timed that perfectly. i couldn't help but laugh.
>>123456704
>>123456101
NA first, go away
>>123448084
>admiral ackbar'ed.webm
>trying to sneak up on me
>gets splatted instantly
maaan i have to cancel my order for heisen's ika dress AGAIN so i can make room for another quad
spyke why won't you let me order more than 3 things at a time you piece of shit
>>123457640
>see another quad that i want
FUUUUUUCK
>splatting who ever was super jumping to Tia without knowing
I chuckled.
happy hanksgiving... from nintendome
Bum senpai
U here?
>>123462032
Anon you need to stop this it's getting weird
DammitE.J.Stay in one lobby.
Marie!
>Towers
>>123464150
I can't play right now if that's what you're going to ask, I'm away from home for the holiday.
>>123464426
Don't want to
Steam goy sale got me civ v and skyrim
>>123375336
yes
https://mobile.twitter.com/uchiinu/media
>>123464052
Shame
Towers wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for Eliters. Like the map is fun when there isn't one but the moment a charger appears the map becomes just unfun except for that faggot
>>123464709
>I can camp in one spot and completely lock down one side of the map!
Godhand Japs with their latency means there's no escape.
>>123464913
What if the ledges were tall enough that the chargers couldn't get a shot off without jumping
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm thankful for you allexcept the clanfags
>>123466618
Even shitters?
>>123466672
Like people who are bad at the game? Of course!they make me feel better about my own shittiness
>>123375336
>>123464627
i hate how this game can make me feel so depressed. i really thought i could do it this time. i was on an insane winning streak, starting from like A20 or something. i can't get past A+80 though. i'd lose, win, lose, win. it's like the game is taunting me. i've lost twice in a row now so i suppose it's best to stop here and see how lucky i am later. at least i made it back into A+ again, for the zillionth time.
>crismas
Hosting Squads again!
Any rank/weapon welcome, even C-.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123440465
I'm not, trust me, the Dynamo has to be the most immobile, ink-inefficient and slow weapon of them all.
I must admit though, I do take a pretty weird angle there at one point, never seen anyone tilt sideways before.
fuck this game
>>123467460
Tilting? I'm great at that.
>>123467460
I would join but I played 2 games today and Im already ready to kill myself
Post good Splatfest topics
>>123467784
Country life vs City life
>>123467784
tricycles vs unicycles
Still 1 spot open!
NNID IAMUSORRY
Welcome to the salty Splatoon how tough are ya?
is no one awake for this lovely rotation?
>>123468468
>sz
>lovely
>>123468467
I'll be there in a few minutes if it's still open.
>>123468468
>skatepark
>lovely
>Moray Towers
I just wanted to enjoy some Turf War
joining this rotation was a mistake
>>123469045
especially at this time of day
>>123469117
i lvoe getting 1 ahot by jap tentatek
>>123469371
how about four of them
>japs being original ever
yeah im out fuck japs
Going to order the Smash/Splatoon Wii U bundle tomorrow. Is the game fine with the remote or will I need a GC controller adapter? How important are the Amiibos?
2 spots open in squad! Come fight japs with us.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123469676
Splatoon is Gamepad only unless you are doing the local multiplayer thing
we're bringin the meme right to the nips
>>123469873
I'll join but I seriously am not going to be trying hard
>>123468467
3/4
>>123469676
You can only use the gamepad. The amiibos give
>weapon reskins
>exclusive clothing
>new missions (they're the standard missions with different weapons)
>new loading screen minigames
They're not important at all
did anyone else get comm error'd?
>losing to a C rank shitter squad
sorry
that carbon got bullied hard
>>123467183
S rank is meta hell, I've had loads more fun at A+ using wild weapons like Sploosh.
Mini/Heavy Splatling Deco will plow most A+ matches if you can handle it, heavy firepower/coverage without losing too much mobility.
You know the MM is broken when you get a team of 3 Chargers versus 3 DEF+ 96 Decos/Dynamo.
>>123470007
>content that will stay locked on-disc forever unless unlocked through amiibo
>not important at all
>not having fun in rank or turf war. It feels like a chore at this point.
This would be easily fixed with more maps and random maps instead of this rotation crap.
>launching inkstrike
>krakon coming after me
>iamusorry keeps him off with his dynamo
thanks
>>123471146
how is it important? it's aesthetics.
>>123471626
>krakon
I meant kraken
>you will never roll down a hill with callie in each other's arms, laughing the way down, and gaze at the stars when you reach the bottom, with two broad smiles and not a care in the world
why live
every time
>>123471715
It's still content, however minor. That matters.
>>123472683
>>123472691
Maybe if you're autistic
>>123467352
>squidmass
>>123472809
I've got a squid mass for you
damn the game really felt bad for us
>that triple
Good games, guys
>>123473039
Good games!
>slapping that bubbler back
that was hilarious
10/0 score fuck yes, first really good game today.
>>123471626
Yes I'm surprised that it even got knocked back, Dynamo usually doesn't knock them back that fast.
>>123473186
>Extra Time!
>Your counter has been stopped!>captcha: yoursnot ladyship
Gotta go, SORRY.
Ggs.
ggs sorry, you gonna be squadding next rotation?
https://soundcloud.com/sinyk/juliustherobot-sinyk-the-squid-kid-spit
3 spots open in squad, please help me keep the japs at bay.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>123473517
I might, I'm not sure.
>>123473487
GGs
smug
>>123472748
>wanting a complete game is autistic
That Star Wars: Battlefront EA Season Pass is waiting for you, anon.
>>123474084
I never said that
I said thinking extra missions were important is autistic
>>123474084
Amiibo are comparable to dlc f4m
i like this waiting meta
Why is quick respawn so good
>>123474084
wat
>>123474515
>tfw every time I change up my shit it becomes the new meta
>>123474608
>He noticed me
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53756943
here's a fucking 52 page splatoon comic
christ
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=53757259
>>123475026
>this is the 15th in a series of comics that are 30-60 pages long
holy fuck does this guy just draw 24/7
>>123475026
and it's all in runes
>>123474217
You're autistic, t b h f a m.
third never ever
F
>match starts
>DC
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
>as soon as the match starts my phone rings
Sorry
>>123475770
Cheer up, you still got 3rd place. Come join again.
just had the best game ever. my team was entirely zapper 89's and the other team was all rollers
most fun I've ever had in a match I think.
>>123476348
>those level differences
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53751962
fuck
>>123476574
The glasses really do it for me
>>123476574
>nerdy looking girl can take that entire thing
well don't judge a book by it's cover i guess
did someone die in here or what
>>123476417
yeah I like playing with scrubs because I get to watch them get better while I work on leveling my gear.
levels aside, the match was just fun seeing rollers vs zappers.
man i fucking hate splatzones
ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?
>tfw every time you attempted to play in the /ink/ private lobby yesterday it was full.
>ranked game
>2 people disconnect
>my teammate decides he has better things to do than control the point
>we could have won if he wasn't busy being worthless
>join another ranked game
>immediately i disconnect
i don't have a reaction image to express how mad i am
ggs guys, i can't wait for rainmaker
>>123477830kinda
This is going to be one of the biggest threats.
This gun scares me. I am almost tempted to learn the mini splatling just so I can be feared and not the other way around
gg sorry squadi fucking suck at splatzones and these maps dont work really well with my charger
Why is Marie so smug?
>>123478053
i just disconnected again
i can't finish a game and i'm going to lose my rank because of it
>>123478348
Mini Splatling is just Tentatek with lightning fast wind-up attached to it, less swimming more shooting, swaps Swim Speed+ for Run Speed+.
I really really like this rivalry we've got going on.
>>123473779
Sent
>>123478416
just de-ranked
brb killing self
>>123478413
Because she tries to use the temporary satisfaction from making a rude joke as much as possible as a replacement for the true happiness she is incapable of feeling.
>>123478119
GGs
>>123478368
GGs! I can imagine that. The enemies being nothing but S and S+ japs didn't exactly help either though.
I will close the squad for now.
>>123478675
jesus, that was a ride.
also loving that splat bomb the ground strategy, holy shite. gonna have to try that when i get home later.
>>123478675
heh
>>123478945
It's the fastest way to open some movement options, but you piss away all your ink so fast.
>>123478675
Im a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!
>ranked up to A
woo
>>123478675
>>123479071
BumRainy OTP
>>123479784
die
BUM SENPAIIIIII NOTICE MEEE
>>123480119
>hair
STOP
>>123480231Are you bum?
>>123478945
Try it with the base E-liter to open your eyes to a world of movement options.
>>123480414
wow fuck off then
>>123480516
N-no you.
>>123480495
i've never actually tried an e-litre desu; only went as far as the standard chargers. how differently does it play?
>>123480592
Not him but it's vastly different to the Kelp, post nerf, which is why I think Kelp is stronger than the Eliter.
You're basically alot less mobile and get punished more for missing shots, while having a larger threat range and more of a utility focused kit rather than a coverage/area denial kit.
Remember, /ink/ is a No Bully Zone
i need money but i only like playing in private lobbies
>>123481032
>implying
>>123480119
Did you actually want something or are you just encouraging a circlejerk?
>>123481032
I want to be bullied!
>>123479715
you're not stopping there, right?
>>123481651
i want to be bullied bymarie
>>123481923
goddammit
>>123481951
I'm sure she has a side business just for that
>>123481923
spalt?
>>123481923
>spalt
you can't even get your retarded shit together, retard
now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
>>123481651
>>123481951
NO BULLY ZONE!!!
>>123482275
DELETE THIS
>>123482452
-bum
>>123482452
-rainy
>>123482452
-scarth
who are the best players on /ink/
>>123478348
from the moment it was datamined I was convinced it would be gamebreaking. mini is already good by itself, giving it a loadout to make it the best bubbler abuser will push it over the edge.
>defend Rainmaker against some approaching enemy
>somehow get killed while exchanging shots
>killed by Rainmaker shield
>kill cam shows the perpetrator
>hey, that guy has the exact same build than m...
>wait, what, that guy IS me
>killcam zooms in on the point I died and shows me as my own killer, name and all
WUT
>>123482483
-I like
>>123482613
-this meme
>>123482698
rainy and bumnuggler
honorable mentions to tia
>>123482735
if the shield shoves you into a wall it splats you and shows you as your own killer, fun stuff
>>123482839
gave me a chuckle
>>123482839
-rainy
>>123482698
do you even have to ask
>>123482839
-tia
why do we have to go into this 30 minute retarded phase of nothing but circlejerking every day
I hate the dead thread shitposting.
>>123482843
but it doesn't show you the clone of yourself that did the deed
>>123483015
because nobody wants to play the game
>>123483026
-thryack
>>123482698
You don't know? The best player here is THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THIS GYM, THEThryack.
>>123483015
you mean 24 hour phase
>>123483083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
>>123482698
Anon
Anonymous
Daddy
ホモ
There is a 100% chance Marie goes on to inkchan everyday and shitposts about herself on /tw/
>>123482698
anonymous
Anonymous
anon
Anon
Mom
mom
Mommy
mommy
Dad
dad
Daddy
daddy
Diego
Carlos
David
Juan
Rodrigo
Jamaal
Audrey
Mohammed
Starscream
JOHN CENA!
STD
Bill Nye
ShotaSquid
IFap2Marie
squidloli
lolimeat
SEND HELP
Big Guy
Cia
Git
Gud
tomoko
2cute4u
nuke_then_ips
fu_japan
USA>JAPAN
ホモ
>>123483015
I'll take self-aware meme making over Tia's circle of friends blogging about how they are, like, suuuuuper wasted and how their day at school went completely in earnest.
>>123483239
>it was her behind the Sex with Marie! meme all this time
>>123483381
>And is also the "DRAWFAG ONLY DRAW MARIE CALLIE AND INKLING IS SHIT" fag
>hydra splatling is outranged by scoped splattershots
So why does this exist again?
>>123483497
to be a noob trap
>>123483353
uh, this is definitely a meme i have missed the memo on.
>>123483353
>self-aware meme making
The issue is that I don't think most of it is self-aware.
>>123483497
It's pretty fun
>>123483497
it looks cool
>>123483353
This. When is Tia fucking off from our general?
>>123483530
>how did you do on your test
>i got a b
>ohhhhh good job!!!! wow!!!
>>123483353
>>123483817
b-b-but it's not her fault she's a girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ;;;;;)))))))))))
>>123484132
Has this ever actually happened? Is this just in the dead ass hours when everyone's asleep or something?
>>123484241
pretty sure it happened earlier this thread
>>123484241
It happened yesterday, if you scroll up or check the last thread.
>>123483817 and >>123484140 are making a bigger deal of it than is necessary, though. With stuff like this, most of the time it's the meta-posters who cause the issue rather than the people posting themselves.
>>123484241
>>123437094
>>123437234
>>123437978
>>123438090
>>123439021
>>123484315
>>123436723
>>123437094
>>123437234
>>123437693
>>123437958
>>123437978
Haha, oh jesus, how did I miss these? I was totally awake. Why has no one reported these for off-topic shitposting?
>>123484506
sucking a girl's cock is on-topic as long as she's a splatoon player
>>123484506
>implying no one did
>implying the janitors ever care
>>123484462
holy fuck when did this start happening
>>123484590
And yet they seem to always be on point when it comes to deleting circlejerk memeposts. How mysterious.
Sorry this took so long, I got a little lazy
Sorry for the leftmost bubble, too, I just put white over it because I didn't want to deal with that
I hope no one minds too much but that just looked like a mess
>>123484745That's because Scarth is a janitor.
>>123484840
Gotta feel bad for agent 3, the work enviroment must be pretty distracting
>>123484840
you're the bes
>>123484932
he knew what he was signing up for
>>123484462
Haven't played Splatoon in a few months, so what weapons are good and whats shit?
Also post more miiverse stuff.
>>123485783
Calm down meta baby, and just play the game.
I want to tickle a woomy's feet.
>>123485935
kill urself
>get a new hat
>put on some empty clothes and go to turf war for some casual fun
>Dual Squelchers, Tentakek, tryhards everywhere.
>shit teams, teammates dropping
>OK YOU FAGGOT GAME YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THAT
>equip octoshot
>OH LOOK SOME JACKASS THREW A SUCTION BOMB AT ME
>IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 10 SECONDS
>WHO THREW THAT
>WHICH ONE OF YOU COCKSUCKERS JUST SIGNED YOUR OWN GODDAMN DEATH WARRANT
>FUCK YOU FAGGOT GET SQUIDBAGGED
>OH LOOK 2 OF MY TEAMMATES DROPPED OUT
>STOP CAMPING MY SPAWN YOU LITTLE SHIT
>squidbags every kill
>OH YOU WANT TO CAMP ON THE WALL
>TOO BAD
>HERE INKZOOKA
>FUCK YOU
>YOU CHOSE THIS
>YOU MADE ME DO THIS
>FUCK YOUR SPLATLING GUN
>FUCKING MARIJUANA MALL AGAIN
>FUCK
>>123485783
Every weapon is pretty good if you take time to learn it.
Except for Rapid Blaster.
The Rapid Blaster will never be good.
>>123485874
Maybe I don't want to be that one useless teammate every team has
>>123486096
/ink/ has gotten really bad at this whole posting thing
>>123486146
good thing the rapid blaster pro turned out well
>>123486096
Too relatable.
>Try to play yesterday
>Get nothing but connection unstable errors
>Same thing has been happening today
Holy fuck I heard about this happening to some people and there's no clear way to fix it. I don't want this to turn into a $60 paperweight.
Does my squid look fresh? Rate and post kidsPlease ignore stats i only got this gear recently
>>123486373
do a speedtest
consider a wired connection, the wifi adapter is assand probably realize your internet is perfectly fine and you're fucked
>>123486373
I think Nintendo's servers are being wacky today.
>>123486060
What's the problem?
>>123439924
>>123439984
Can someone repost it?
>>123486678
>can someone please get themselves banned because i'm too stupid and/or lazy to go to an archive
>>123486524
9/10
She's pretty fresh. I hate how the Mountain Vest doesn't really match any shoes though.
>>123486678
>>123486778
Meh. It's not even ponies.
>>123486778
What's a good archive?
>>123486524
Comfy/10 I like it.
Squib here still working my way up the ranks. Really liking the Heavy Splatling Deco right now.
>>123486678
It was just a drawing of Marie with a dick.
I want to cum on a woomy loli belly
>>123487838
I wish that artist would draw more smug, dominant Marie, though, without futa.
Sticks are intuitively more precise to the majority of people who played other shooters using dual sticks, but when you practice A LOT with the motion controls, they will be more effective without a doubt. Yes, at the beginning, you'll feel like giving up without even trying the motion controls anymore, but that's how trying new things is, you want to give up because you're shit at them, you can't expect to be good at something without constantly practicing.
>>123486778
Whats an archive
When a 4chan thread is archived, you can no longer post on it, and it no longer appears on the front page of said board, therefore if you have the link to the thread before it was archived, you can still access the thread, but you can't post anything or reply to anyone.
>>123488418
Refer to >>123488590
w-who are the least known members of /ink/?
>>123488738
nice paradox
>>123488738
Me.
>>123488738
-scarth
>>123488738
I dare one of you memers to guess who I am.No I'm not thatso.
>>123488738
Eight. I loved that dude
>>123489114
flc
[spoilers]:^)[spoilers]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kvwHjWoWI
>be on losing streak for the past few days
>rank down twice
>play now, a 13-win streak before my first loss
>dat dopamine rush
This game triggers so many emotions, I tell ya what.
>>123489114
-thatso
So are most burgers setting up for Thanksgiving dinner?
>>123489114
>>123489434
>Wake up
>Come to /ink/
>This is the first thing I see
>>123489305
>le viral marketing face
fuck off
>>123489641
Good morning anon.
>>123489609
I'm going out to Cracker Barrel for Thanksgiving.
Congratulations, you are now a meme.
>>123489641
-thatso
>need damage but can work with special saver
>roll this
>>123489753
Good morning
Happy thanksgiving if you're from burgerland
>Scarth is a savescummer
Why do people like this guy again?
>>123489667
go fuck yourself its funny
>>123490316
Save scumming rolls isn't that big of deal.
>>123490316
-scarthwe all like you despite the memes scarth, you are friendly and well-meaning and people appreciate that
Buying the game on Black Friday sales in a couple hours, loved the demo and am looking forward to playing the whole thing finally.
>>123489305
kinda shit until 2:00
>>123490362
nice neogaf meme, go back there
>>123490316
He's prertty good at the Splatoon
>>123490531
Welcome, anon! Have fun
>>123490531
Enjoy your time here
>>123490538
never been there
>>123490531
Hope you're getting it for 25 bucks at Walmart.
>>123490673
you should try it, you'd fit right in
>>123490531
welcome
>>123430823
muscle a best
>>123490531
Welcome to hell.
>>123490686
Of course.
I'll play through the campaign first before I start any multiplayer.
>>123490845
the campaign is better suited as a cooldown after a session of multiplayer really. it's not really a training tool except for maybe the first level.
>>123490845
>I'll play through the campaign first
Atta squid!
Who is the most hateable /ink/ player?
>>123491168You
>>123491168
you
>>123491168
u tbqh
>>123491168
you 2bh ham
>>123491168
Me. I'm a shitty host who sucks at the game and can't get anything right ever.
>>123491168
THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THIS GYM, THE__you__.
>>123491168
you tbqhwyfamioli
>>123491168
mejust kidding it's still you
>>123490531
Don't play Ranked with randoms.
>>123491168
thryack
>>123491407
I have friends who already own the game, so no worries there.
>>123491407
randoms make better teammates than most of /ink/ actually
>>123491493
-katsuie
>>123491493
>tfw have thryack on my friends list even though I don't recall ever playing with him
>tc towers and mall again
why the fuck does it happen every time I make time to play. fuck this game it shouldn't allow those 2 to be played together
>>123491747
shame that nobody's around for this decent rotation
>>123491545
Didn't realize you were most of /ink/.
How would you fix the gear rolling system to be less infuriating? It's kind of annoying to get the gear you want (read: impossible without scumming), but it also makes it more rewarding to hit triples.
>>123492092
where the private lobbies at
>>123492114
Have the option to roll a single slot. Nothing more rage inducing then to get 2 out of 3 and have to risk it all in another roll.
>>123492114
>ability to reject new rolls
>ability to roll single slots
>ability to change gear brands
>>123492510
in the lobby menu, it's the purple button at the bottom
>>123492957
>change gear brands
That's retarded.
>>123492114
You should be able to reroll main slots.
>>123492114
Rolling slots of your choice would fix it. The catch being it still costs 30000.
>>123492510
I'd host but seeing as it's Thanksgiving, we lose alot of /ink/s playerbase. I also want to tidy my room.
>>123493402
>tidyfag
>>123493402
>>123493549
>>123493449
It's not that bad but there's just alot of stuff laying around, I wouldn't mind some more desk space either. Really though I expected Marie to be the choice for messy that splatfest.
New Thread:
>>123493541
>>123493541
>>123493870
>not letting your mom do it for you
Take a load of this faggot.
ONE
IS
LAST
CALLIE
FUCK
SUCKS
I want Callie to fuck suck me!
>>123481295
no I am just shitposting