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>News
- Seafood wins the Japanese splatfest!
- The Hydra Splatling has been released! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133602795724/you-get-a-hydra-splatling-and-you-get-a-hydra
- The Bamboozler 14 Mk II has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/666547134691414016 (embed)
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/14842/~/how-to-update-splatoon
New gear preview:
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- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon: Mahi Mahi Resort & Museum d’Alfonsino Gameplay (Nintendo Direct Footage) (embed)
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
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>>123314965
>embed
good retro meme
Cute squidboy doubts dabbling in mastering the Aerospray was a good decision.
Whoring myself out again for friends:NNID: thanyou
I'm S so I promise I won't be bad
>>123314965
>embed
this is like the 4th time people have done this on purpose, it's not that funny and is more annoying than anything
I want to suck Marie's maries!
>>123315305
Yea, I'm lazy. Someone else make threads.
Immeasurable rage.
> TEAM ABOUT TO WIN
> JUST RANKED UP TO -A
> CONNECTION ERROR
> LOST A GOOD TEAM AND A MATCH WIN
> -8
> MFW
>using the octobrush for funsies
>my team's getting spawncamped at hammerhead
>i had planted beakons, but there was only one left untouched on the right side of the map
>i had jumped to it myself over and over, planting a new one each time
>always got splatted before i could put down 2 more at different spots
>no one ever jumped to that beakon except me
>no one ever jumped to me
>mfw we ended with ~6%
w-where did everyone go?
>>123317253
boo
You didn't see anything, shabu.
lol
sorry scarth
>>123317253
clan fags now anon
hi 9-volt
is this the first time we've played together?
GGsScarth-Senpai
Callie
Need to ice my hands. Nice lobby guys.
Bum_Nugglerprivate lobby is open, hopefully losing to people I know will be less infuriating than losing to people I don't know.
Ggs lobby, thanks for playing. I know we went for ages, it's 2pm and I haven't had something to eat yet.
>>123317516
1v1 me punk
Why do people play with BumNuggler
>>123317363
and ggs-shabu :p
>bought a monoprice lan adaptor awhile ago
>worked well, but I couldn't connect anyway because the Ethernet port in the room doesn't fucking work
>just got my powerline adaptor in the mail
>works pretty well, but the lan adaptor doesn't fucking work now
what the fuck man im losing hope
>>123317664
cause lag lobby is fun as shit
Great lobby scarth gg's
Oh my god, I love charging from the middle carousel on museum. It's like a fairground attraction.
>>123317706
did you try the powerline adapter with your computer to make sure it works?
and is the ethernet adapter usb 2.0?
ggs everyone
>>123317568
Scarth you are my splatcrush I'm burning to lay the smoochdown on you
What song is she singing?
>>123317454
Why did Nintendo decide to make her so perfect
>>123317752
this
>>123317664
Fun every once in a while.Loses it novelty quick though
>>123317664
for the fun webms
>>123317516
Sorry about closing the lobby right as you got on, I was about to stop anyway.
>>123317667
>>123317409
>>123317764
Ggsill webm some stuff soon
>>123310085
I know you're just funposting but I stream mainly for /ink/ just because it's enjoyable, it's nice to be able to quickly talk to people between rounds, and hopefully is a lower ranked player from /ink/ watches me they can pick up something that will help them improve.
Also because I've had a capture card laying around for a few years that I haven't used, Splat is the first console game I've played alot. I've also been inspired by a bunch of good players in a past shooter I played who made really good and memorable videos, though streaming wasn't really a thing at that time.
Why the fuck can chargers hit you from a lower platform while you're squidded.
>>123317901
>Bomb throw range +
>Sprinkler
every time
Yes. Yes it is.
>>123317819
oh please...
what am I wearing.. oh boy
>>123317809
Yes and yes. My laptop connects with the powerline adaptor flawlessly and the Ethernet adaptor says "Wii compatible" right on it. It's an issue with the Ethernet adaptor because not even my laptop will take it. It just stopped working and I'm pretty pissed because I was so close to maybe fixing my connection issues.
>>123318164
So did you make a grammar mistake or are you implying sitting on butts
Because I'm pretty sure sitting on butts is not a thing
>>123315285
Mastering the Aerospray is always good.
>>123318520
>mastering the lowest skill ceiling in the game
>>123318520
>>123318597
>rambo style combat
>lowest skill ceiling
>>123318695
>>123318080
Can't believe he called me being a disgusting shitposting cyst in his chat nice. I'm blushing a really pretty red.
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.
>>123318695there are tears in my eyes just thinking about it
>>123318827
You mean that weird hole under her nose?:^)
>>123318597
He didn't say .96 gal
>>123317568T-this is the first time I've been included in a screenshot
B-but I wasn't wearing my normal gear
>>123318978
That isn't skillbased. That's entirely RNG.
join lobby
>dat clutch
Playing with friends was supposed to be less infuriating.
>>123319027Same I look tacky
>>123318779
thanks senpai
>>123319027
>>123319458
Wow, congratulations guys, you're basically famous now, how will you deal with all the fame and adoring fans?
Looking for some ppl to squadand populate my freinds list withwith.
Anyone got an opening?
I think I'm at least above average.
NNIDWindowmkr
>>123319624
Jack off in San Diego
>>123319624
Anyone know what sub and special the new slosher dropping tonight comes with?
>>123319027
holy autismo
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>123319723
i'll send a request. i'm waiting until next rotation to play ranked, though.
>>123320146
splash wall and kraken
>>123320551
Cool
Got ya.
>>123320723
>RM Heights/Bridge
This will end well.
>>123320723
>splash wall
Not my first choice to pair with a Slosher but okay.
>kraken
Great. Because we definitely needed another one of those.
>the asset
>>123319582
the fuck? did 4chan word censor senpai to senpai on me?
>>123320973
>being this new
>>123320973
Not sure what you're talking about desu senpai
>>123320973
tbqh famitsu idk what you're talking about
>>123321045
HAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A NEWFAG
>>123320973
what you on about senpai?
>>123320973
what u talkin bout famicom
It's weird that the main mode for this game seems to be focused on the least due to it not appearing in ranked. The only time turf war gains much relevance seems to be during Splatfest. Other than that, it's SZ, TC, RM for S+ rank and levelling gear and tournaments.
lobby 6/8
>their voice sound nothing like a normal human's
>yet are insanely beautiful
how does it work?
>>123320973
Never gets old.
>>123321276
it's not because it's not ranked, turf war is just inherently a more casual mode
>>123321308
like catwork.
>>123321308
you racist little cunt, you realise they're japanese?
>>123321409
Uh no it isn't.
hey bum??
>>123321752
yeah?
>>123321752
wot u want m9
>>123321591
the majority of the 3 minutes in the match doesn't matter, plus it allows for some players to avoid combat and just rack up 1600 points on the aerospray. not saying it's wrong but it does require less skill
>>123320973
Whaddaya mean senpai
>>123321752
Hey what? The lobby is waiting for you.
>>123321804
You ain't me fool!
>>123321836
And neither are you!
I am so angry I just bit my laptop and left a permanent mark.
>>123322026
are you 8?
>>123322026
pics
>>123322170
are you 7?
>>123321976
Was that supposed to be impressive?
>>123322026
are you 6?
>>123322026
why do people here get so angry at video games?
>>123321276
Splat Zones takes Turf War and focuses it all into one or two small zones thereby increasing the need to kill squids.
Tower Control takes Splat Zones and makes an even smaller zone move along a predefined path which decreases the distance between the zone controller and the enemy, increasing the amount of encounters between enemy teams.
Rainmaker takes Tower Control and removes the predefined path with the zone turning into a macguffin.
>>123322026
are you 5?
>>123322238
no but check this 5
>>123322026
are you 4?
> Eating
> I'll miss the Slosher Deco's release
> gah
join lobby pls
>>123322507
im cumming
>>123322247
>>123322301
Because 3D platforming without a blob shadow is infuriating
Has anyone ever bought an Ethernet adaptor at a brick and mortar store? I really don't want to wait until Friday to get one shipped.
>>123322507
>>123322507
Not for squads. Only 8 man lobbies are fun.
>having a jolly old time squid partying with some of my teammates and the other team
>some fun-hating chap splats me and my teammates
>tfw the other partiers gang up on the party crasher and shoot at him until he goes away
>>123322026
are you 3?
>>123322247
I'd say it was, how often do you see a squid eat three flicks and not bat an eyelash?
New Slosher's just as stupid as I thought it would be.
>>123322247
Which one of you fucks started this meme?
>>123322742
Never since I don't live in a shithole and waste money on capture cards instead of quality internet service.
>>123322825I think it was me
>>123322759
can't wait for it to be the new tower control meme weapon
>>123322847
The capture card was free
>>123322554
Try Sonic Adventure, you've got your shadow, but that doesn't mean the camera's on letting you see it.
Shitty overrated game.
>>123322671
>squid partying
this isn't reddit bub
>>123322865
I hope you get hit in the nuts with a baseball bat anon.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
>>123322947
...wat
how
>>123322947
You find it in the dumpster while looking for food?
>>123323016
it's not? ...wow, you're right! you're pretty sharp, anon.
>>123323016
Messing around like that has been a thing since Splatoon came out, reddit didn't invent it.
>>123322534
>>123323060
>>123323109
He borrowed it from a friend. How new are you?Are you the shitters that come here only when there's new stuff and shitpost?
GET THE FUCKING BEACONS
GODDAMNIT HOW SHIT ARE YOU TO NOT EVEN TRY
FUCKIGN DIE YOU CUNSTS
>get disconnected every time the game starts.
Ok...
anyone wanna squad?
nnid: tiabutt
>>123323060
Borrowed from a friend.
>>123323109
Food and electronics go in separate dumpsters, I did get my TV from the dump though.
I don't how I survived that kraken trade like that
>>123323285
Does he also "borrow" this friend's internet connection?
>>123323616
I'd impregnate her defenses alright
I'm a little shitter squib who needs some advice.
Should I be buying all of the 3 star gear in the stores that I can? Should I be buying the lower stuff as well?
Are snails the only way to reroll items? I don't want to waste the last 2 I have to check.
And final questionwhy am I so aroused by the squids?
>>123323710
>why am I so aroused by inklings
ftfy
>>123323540
Sent.
>>123323710
if you have the money by as much gear as you can besides weapons
at level 20 you can pay 30k to reroll and add slots
because they'rekids
>>123323710
Because you're a pedophile.
>>123323710
Buy everything.
You can reroll stuff by giving Spike 30,000 once you hit level 20.
Pic related.
>>123322559
Anyone?
>>123323258
How the fuck did you manage to bite sideways? Do you have a big enough mouth to bite there?
>>123323616
Humans go in different places too based on their wealth and value, this is why you're spending your time in dumpsters.
>>123323710
because you've yet to master Hank's squidsucking technique
>>123323540
waiting for lobby
>>123323710
Buy everything.
You can use cash.
Because you're a pedophile.
>>123323710
Really you should just be buying gear that has a nice main ability and a brand that isn't useless either
Though if you're that low a level maybe you shouldn't even worry about the brand
What weapon do you use?
>>123323825
aaand accepted
>>123324016
it's up
>>123323710
Because they are wearing tight fitting spats. Which is why so many miiverse posts keep asking for pants. Because people are getting aroused and feeling uncomfortable about it.
>>123323948
No I haven't.
tfw new bucket has wall and kraken when you thought it was the one with seekers and echo.I got hyped for nothing.
>>123324001
whats squidsucking? also, whats a woomy?
>>123318164
I want Marie to sit on myshoulders
>>123324084
LET'S DO THIS
>>123324089
I don't get it. the spats don't particularly arouse me
>>123324158
>whats squidsucking?
Shitposting
>whats a woomy?
An Inkling
You're this new here and posting art from an ink artist?
>>123324332
>An Inkling
A female Inkling
>>123324332
anon...
>>123324158
squidsucking is a high level technique developed by Hank... from Nintendome where you shoot your gun and suck your own dick at the same time. game meta eventually developed to where you jump, shoot and suck your own dick at the same time.
this is a woomy
>running away with the rainmaker
niiice
>>123324439
>squidsucking is a high level technique
Is there a video of this AT (advanced technique)?
>>123324112
fuck man. I found a best buy that has a compatible one, but it's 30 fucking dollars and Best Buy closes in an hour. Fuck it, I'm getting it
>>123323982
It's the wrist rest area, I bit with my head leaning forwards and my canine gouged a mark in the surface.
>>123324439
I cant get enough of these advanced squid techniques..are there any more?
>splat Bum before he splats rainy
>rainy dies anyway
>it happen twice
I tried
>tfw I have 230 pieces of gear.
I can just imagine what my inkling's wardrobe must look like.
is it true flc quit splatoon?
Do we keep on playing the same team?
why these trisquads?
>>123314965
>not re-naming the Edition
You're a bad OP maker, OP
>>123324898
Squid Tornado.
>>123325008
that win felt... kinda bad...
Oh shit, SND
>>123324898
squidcunnilingus
>>123324953
Yes
Apparently the Neo Luna Blaster broke the game and it's now unplayable. Skim his last broadcast, he spends about an hour ranting (as befits him) about how the game is terrible and dead now.
>>123324898
Jumping and Shooting (needs name)
>>123323659
I wish
>>123323993
Shitholes are cool anon, get with the program.
Btw NWPlayer123 is streaming and she's doin a bunch of shenanagins.
>>123325518
>she
>>123325518
>she
Yo, if someone with a tri-slosher on your team is sitting next to the rainmaker and says "C'mon!" that means grab the fucking rainmaker so he can fucking shield you, don't just ignore it.
fuck people
>>123325518
>>123325583
>>123325619
who cares
>>123325518
>she
>>123325518
>she
>>123325518
>thryack
>those krakensok time to go cereal
>>123325518
>scarth
>>123325518
Its non gendered when you say she actually, meaning he or she :v
>>123325518
rip thread
>>123325583
>>123325619
>>123325661
>>123325687
>this is what /ink/ gets the most buttblasted over
>>123325646
But you can't shield a player with the rainmaker, unless you mean the bucket uses Bubble then stands in front of you to block fire
>>123325776
>buttblasted
Soooo no splatfest announcement yet?
>>123325776
I rake your nose
>>123325518
>she
tia here, that match was laggy as fuck for me. like i saw the guy sitting with the rainmaker on the goal for a full second. was it that bad for anyone else?
>>123325518
>she
Oh shit
>>123325880
I don my robe and wizard hat
>>123315285
It's good practice for flank style squid fights. And it's poor accuracy and low damage means that it really emphasizes your defensive skills under pressure more than your general aim. It's on the opposite end of the playstyle spectrum to playing as a charger.
>>123325583
>>123325619
>>123325661
>>123325687
>>123325951
is this supposed to be impressive?
>that kraken waiting 5 seconds, then superjumping back
May that was hilarious
>>123325783
that's what people do
>>123326027
>>123325518
>she
Is this what /ink/ has become?
>>123326027
Does this advanced technique have a name?
>>123326114
It might be called "dicking about"
>>123326114
I call it squidjerking
>>123326027
>she
>>123325518
>>123325583
>>123325619
>>123325661
>>123325687
>>123325951
>>123325991
>>123326106
I can't believe it >>123325750 was right
>>123325323
>Apparently the Neo Luna Blaster broke the game
I heard this on endgame's Inkstorm 2 stream as well.
Is the Neo Luna really that bad?
>>123326196
Derailing the thread is /ink/s specialty.
Anyone remember the SU derail?Feels good knowing you caused it.
>>123326196
>she
Marie is amazingly sexy, but incredibly shallow, cynical and ostentatious!
I would one night stand her any day!
Decided to play some turf war out of boredom.
Kinda amusing to see low level squibs in my team gain levels so quickly.
>>123326215
two of them on a team in tower control and you can't gain an inch of ground
>teammates get in your line of fire
>>123326301
>Derailing the thread is /ink/s specialty.
you've never been to /co/, have you?
>>123325968
pretty much
>I heard this on endgame's Inkstorm 2 stream
Who said it, did you happen to notice? I wasn't watching.
I don't think it's that bad. It's strong on some SZ and RM maps, but I don't think it's as good as the other Luna on TC. It's a fun weapon, very 'explosives expert' style, and strong, but I wouldn't call it overpowered or gamebreaking.
FLC plays (played) with the mindset that if he considers something in the game to be overpowered or broken (see his thread about Rig being "unsuitable" because of this epic peeking meme), then it should be removed and he should not have to learn to play around it.
>>123326215
Luna Blaster hits with blast damage
Splat Bombs is a bomb with blast damage
Bomb Rush is multiple bombs with blast damage.
All around a weapon for hitting people without requiring accuracy.
I guess that's why people hate it.
>>123326521
maybe it's me? would someone else hosting help?
>>123326512
you've never been to my basement, have you?
>>123326527
>>123326215
whoops
>>123326512
I don't browse it that much, maybe on Tuesdays every now and again for a Flash thread but other than that I don't really like it.
>>123326527
it's not as broken as Tohsaka's anus after last night
>>123325383
Mega Manning
>>123326835
What does this have to do with Splatoon?
>>123326903
it's an /ink/ meme
Slosher in a few minutes.
>>123326215
>>123326530
I never had a problem with it, but then again Iam not dumb enough to come within distance of one using it. I also apply to same rule to good rollers who can kill in one hit after nerf update.
>>123326553
It's fine for me.
>>123326835
-lemon
>>123327008
It's already out.
>>123327008
kek
>>123326553
nah, its most likely just latency
>>123326835
-scarth
Squad over?
>>123326527
>Who said it, did you happen to notice?
Eirik, I think. It's in the first hour somewhere, just an offhand comment.
They were watching the stream of a player named... Seifen? Said player was using the Luna.
> FLC plays (played) with the mindset that if he considers something in the game to be overpowered or broken (see his thread about Rig being "unsuitable" because of this epic peeking meme), then it should be removed and he should not have to learn to play around it.
Ugh. I hate this.
I mean, I understand the whole 'thing is uncompetitive, thing doesn't belong in a fair competitive environment' argument, and that's fine. It's when the community gives people a position of power or influence over the meta and they start banning things that they don't like that it gets stupid.
>>123327159
>connection error
if you guys wanna keep going, i put the quad back up
>>123327008
ayy lmao
Get camped.
>>123326215
>>123327193
Bubbler flat out eats bombs on contact, and is essentially death for Blasters.
Tri-Slosher, is probably good for challenging Neo Luna users, especially with height advantage.
>>123327193
>Eirik, I think.
I don't mind Eirik, he's a good guy and he knows how to run a tournament, but I don't think he's an especially good player from the hour or so that I've watched his stream. It's strong, of course, but it's not gamebreaking.
>Seifen
Maybe Japanese player
>gives people a position of power or influence over the meta
Exactly why I think that thread that Bat Nam made about Rainmaker being unfair (which was later deleted) was hilarious because it became a forum for maybe 5 or 10 people to whine about their bad RM experiences.
>Rainmaker
Anyone want to scrub squad?
NNID:snakesamz
churro spaghetti and may woomy
>>123325079
my favorite top technique
>shooting directly at the rainmaker
>definitely within range
>nopelol, they're immune
i might have to stop soon out of sheer annoyance
also, it appears tia squad is now 3/4?
>>123327756
bum and rainy
>>123325383
vertical boosting and horizontal ink deployment, i'm telling you
>>123327946
Yeah, got some players on the other team that died a good 4 seconds to me after I did, that's some serious desync.
>>123328018
vbahid for short... i like it. rolls off the tongue easily.
>>123327756
>>123327953
Does this impressive technique have an official name?
999999/6500 = 153.846
154 knockouts to max out a weapon.
>>123328106
squidstalking
>>123328115
You mook, it counts turf painted not wins and points.
>>123328115
>max out a weapon
The weapon tracks turf inked not money earnt.
>>123328106
SquidPhotography
here are almost twins cannibal and liveactors
is tia squad dead? or is there someone out there who can revive us?
>>123328115
>being this spawntarded
9999999/6500 = 1538.461385
1539 S+ Knockouts to get max money.
>>123327946
>>123328081
I seem to be okay. Haven't seen any abnormal lagging.
>>123327946
Now do you understand my pain?
>>123328018
squidboards-senpai didn't notice :^(
999/24 = 41.625
42 King/Queen Rank Splatfest wins to max out Super Sea Snails.
>>123328351
dunno, if anyones looking for a squad, we're 3/4
NNIDWindowmkr
>>123328493
Smash fags are a cancer to everything they touch.
I want that armor goddammit.
>>123328421
That is amazing lag.
>>123328493
>Jumping and shooting (needs name)
kek
>>123328531
sorry guys, i'm gonna back out. you could always twin, though. i'm getting hungry, and that cuts my patience down to almost nothing.
>>123328552
I don't understand why they have to name fucking everything.
If they could rename breathing they would.
join lobby
>>123328862
laters
>>123328493
those BASTARDS
quick, we must force feed our names down their throats this instant
there is no top technique that will go unnnamed
>>123328421
Poor fella probably had no clue he was being doused in roller ink while simultaneously being pumped full of charger ink as well.
Then suddenly spontaneous inksplosion.
>turn on console
>slosher deco
>splash wall/ kraken
for fuck's sake nigger, 70% of people online use one of those already.
Fucking shit.
>>123328960
that's what happens every time a new weapon is released, anon
>>123328421
>bumnigger not posting the webms where he takes 5000HP DMG and doesn't die.
gtfo nigger
>>123328865
Oxygen Oscillations
>>123328908
ggs guys
sorry the squad died kinda early :c
>>123328909
>>123328493
>tfw noone but me knows about gratefloundering yet
>>123328493
>missing squidbagging
bin it.
>>123329183
please enlighten me
>>123329183
>2015
>still not shower-wall-cancelling-frame-burst-buffering
>>123329128
wait what people need squadmates?
>>123329104
You disgrase all of us.
>>123329101
Yep, probably makes the japs pull their hair out and question their charger ability.
>>123327462
>Exactly why I think that thread that Bat Nam made about Rainmaker being unfair (which was later deleted) was hilarious because it became a forum for maybe 5 or 10 people to whine about their bad RM experiences.
I made the mistake of getting interested and involved in competitive Pokemon a few years ago. It's a fucking mess.
If you don't know, there's a competitive pokemon site called Smogon. It's a perfect example of why you don't give people the power to make their own metagame environment/tier and hold influence over it. Elitism runs rife, everyone has their own agenda behind their tiering and banning decisions, and every 10 year old is trying to kiss asses and climb the social ladder.
I don't really follow competitive Smash, so I'm not sure how similar it is.
I'm kinda scared that this is going to happen to Splatoon too. All it takes is some 'leader' figure like FLC to start some sort of 'squidboards rules' ruleset where they can play without stuff they don't like, like Saltspray and the Neo Luna.
I guess this is one of the reasons that people hate smashfags?
WHY ARE YOU SUCH PIECES OF SHIT
OH LET'S ALL RUN DOWN THE FUCIKING MIDDLE PATH
GOOD AMMINT HOW THE FUCK AREY OUA NY OFY OU IHN THIS RANK
GOD DIE
>>123329271
Don't bully me, the name is just a jokeWhen you're using a charger, and your charge is at max, you move slower, right? So you tap ZL to reset the charge and move around at normal runspeed, while still charging as soon as you need to
I'm not really any good at explaining this in a way that doesn't make it sound like squidboards autism.
>>123329282
implying you dont splatdash to hankcancel your fastfall bombs with handcam
Mine Taunting - After scoring an inkmine double/triple splat continually pressing R to wave at the kill cam.
I just found this weird yellow thing on the back of my throat and it smells like shit.
>>123329101
I don't have any of those, I can't record myself. If you're talking about me seeing myself take that many hits it doesn't work that way, all I ever see is myself getting killed by stuff that shouldn't kill in one hit. Might find a few instances of that in tonight's footage.
>>123329786
enjoy your staph
I want to milk Callie!
>>123329781
rip in peace - angle the camera up and down in a killcam
>>123329664
>All it takes is some 'leader' figure
That's why it should come down to a committee or a vote so that one person doesn't make the rules.
>>123329665
git gud
>>123329692
I didn't intend it as bully, that's just how I talk
>>123329665
>>123329786
Too much squidsucking?
>>123329907
do you really want squidboards-approved rulesets
>>123329907
Pokemon has a panel of tiering leaders. Smash has the Smash Back Room.
It's always an elitist circlejerk, not one person.
>>123330101
>It's always an elitist circlejerk
So /ink/
COVER THE GODDAMN TURF
YOU THINK WE CAN FIGHT EFFECTIVELY WHEN SO MUCH FO THE MAP IS COVERED IN THEIR INK
GODDAMNIT AND GET THE BEACONS
WHY ARE YOUS UCK FUCKS DUMB
>>123329072
He means the sub and special
Hey Tia, still waiting for someone to join? I'll jump in.
>>123329664
I played 'competitive' pokemon a few years ago in 2009 and tried again in 2013 and on Showdown at the start of this year. I browsed /vp/ for a little while and yeah I agree that Smogon is a joke and that it's a good comparison to a handful of people not wanting to find a way around something so they just say 'youre not allowed' and leave it at that. VGC is way better and more interesting, but they don't have it in my country and playing against the same 10 pokemon online is boring anyway.
I don't know anything about smash apart from a few youtube videos mostly from Nakat (who seems like a down to earth sort of guy, I like him) and the VGBootcamp streams which seem nice because they have players commentating. I read something about smashboards banning prolific high tier players or something but just a brief mention in a Wikipedia article.
>>123329907
Democracy is the fairest way to decide something, tournament organizers should try to take as fair an average of the opinions of the players as possible rather than allowing their own biases to influence their decisions and rules.
>>123330059
If this Splatournament turns into anything, hopefully it will set a more official, nintendo approved standard.
>>123329846
Soak calamari in milk beforecooking
>>123328617
then beat the game, nerd.
>>123326530
don't forget splat bombs/rush fixes luna's range issue and also forces people to flush out to proceed killing you without accuracy
ok im tired gg lag lobby
>>123330163
git
gud
senpai
>>123328421
Was that kill supposed to be impressive?
>>123328421
You'll get better results if you use the inkbrush senpai.
>>123330212
i'm taking a break to make some food, sorry
Are there any squads up?
>>123330569
was the food impressive?
>>123330649
Is there a name for the food?
>>123330737
cornholing
Last game Bum Lobby.
>>123330609
I'll start one.
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
>>123330649
i-it's not finished yet, but it'll likely be pretty average. it's called spaghetti and meat sauce, but that term seems a little clunky, doesn't it? we'll have to come up with something sleeker and more competitive sounding.
you coming with me nigga
Request No. 1
Killer wail blast-off.
I'll deliver next one tomorrow.
tfw want to play but my sister is using the internet and it will be laggy as fuck.
I could block her MAC address easily, but she is studying.
rip
>>123324751
>go to best buy
>ask for an ethernet adaptor that'll work with Wii U
>dude seems to know his shit and gives me one
>ISN'T FUCKING WORKING
I WANT TO PLAY NOW
>>123330737
Squid Snack Attack
>>123330907
thanks lobby!
ggs
hate your laggy , bum!
love your dance, rainy!
ggs bum lobby im tired
Ggs Bum lobby.
>>123330949
>using internet
>studying
>laggy
something doesn't add up anon
Ggs bum lobby
>>123330907
thanks drawfriend
love your style
>>123330260
I want a map that has two of those ink cannons in it just in front of the spawn points. Outranges all weapons but the projectile is slow and easy to dodge.
I want a map that uses Sponges. to reach higher ground. The Rainmaker's shield shows that they have the basic idea for its mechanics.
I want a map that uses inkrails to take shortcuts or reach an easily accessible part of the map for the opposing team.
I want a map that's completely invisible at the start and painting walls becomes a useful mechanic for hiding your general location. Also to drive chargers crazy when they think they have a clean shot.
>>123330907
Damn, your style is great. That looks amazing.
>>123331469
this because that last one would be beautiful
>>123331469
combine tower control and rainmaker by mounting one of those ink cannons to the tower
painmaker
>>123331268
>>123331280
>>123331307
>>123331359
>>123330907
>All wearing sunglasses
lel
10 outta 10
>>123331310
She is watching some youtube videos about chemistry.
>implying I'm not checking the pages she is visiting.
When she finishes or loads facebook I'm killing her connection :^)
>>123330260
Assuming this isn't weak bait, you can't order anything branded Cuttlegear or amiibo. I beat single player way back in June, nerd.
>everytime I get splatted and look up it was a team wipe
>get to results screen
>it was a 4 v 1
No wonder.
Is there any way to make money rooms in splatoon? Like just go into turfwar and use high coverage weapons and not kill anyone the best you can.
>>123331734
>didn't beat single player in may
>>123331734
>you can't order anything branded Cuttlegear or amiibo
that's because you have to unlock them by beating single player.
>>123331826
we did those back before squads, just slapping inkbrushes and covering a shitload of turf, but squads make money a lot faster
>>123331881
>le player.
>>123331881
bad b8
>>123331734
I want to order Cap'n Cuttlefish's Legendary Cap.
>>123326384
this tbhfam
>>123332154
you mean tbhsenpai
>>123332154
>mariefags are twitter memers
>>123332228
>agrees marie is only good for her looks
>mariefag
>my team has 3 slosher deco
>enemy team has 4 slosher deco
CHILDREN PLEASE
IT IS NOTHING NEW
WE'VE HAD SLOSHERS, SPLASH WALLS, AND KRAKENS
>>123330907
>tfw this doesn't work
>>123332228
>implying i'm a mariefag
I like both sisters but i'd pick Callie over her in a heartbeat
>>123332270
>implying mariefags don't only like marie for her looks
>>123332228
Callie is a skinny privileged bitch
>>123331129
>>123331454
>>123331685
thanks mates
>>123331861
Turf War was too addicting, and then Ranked Battle was unlocked when enough squids reached Level 10. I beat Hero Mode over the first few days instead.
>>123332323
was this supposed to be impressive?
>>123332323
was being impressive part of your plan?
>>123332479
ebin meme my friend
Anyone wanna squad/ are there squads open?
NIDLuiguibon
2/4
Flippy, Sumea.
Add:flippyelflet me know if you sent a request.
Why the hell are some squids ink proof? Even ones with out defense buffs take forever to splat. And who thought it would be a good idea to give the damn bucket a panic button AND a splash wall?! I'm just thinking about hanging it up and saying fuck this aggravation.
>>123332449
hero mode?
>>123331974
I just wanna hoard money without the odd nagging feeling that I could be dragging down the team.
>>123332323
was your plan in part to create the impression of being impressive?
>>123331672
I hope I appear in a gif/webm.
>>123332594
That's one of the names they referred to the single player with. Octo Valley is the in-game name.
>>123332568
3/4
Flippy, Sumea, Schmuel
>>123332645
you already do
<------
Ink Savers on Slosher Deco:
No ink savers:
14 sloshes on full tank
5 after Splash Wall
Ink Saver Main + Sub:
16 sloshes
7 after Splash Wall
Ink Saver Main only:
16 sloshes
6 after Splash Wall
Ink Saver Sub only
14 sloshes
6 after Splash Wall
>>123332568
sending
>>123332781
Anon, please.
Need one more guy for quad squad
Nnid xX_B4BY5H4K3R_Xx
>>123332618
Aerospray
>>123332832
I wonder if this info is already on Squidboards. With details from no Ink Saver (Main)s to a full set of 12 Ink Saver (Main)s
Uhhh I DC sorry guys...
>>123333731
Can you make it back in?
3/4
Flippy, Sumea, Schmuel.
>>123333963
did they make it back or do you still need a fourth? i have schmuel added
>>123333963
agh dc again, I'll avoid squads for the moment
>e-liter gook
>flank him
>le burst bomb the ground :DDDD
fucking bullshit nigger
>giving the weapon with the longest reach in the game the best close quarter sub
fucking gooks can't into weapon balance
>just ordered a third ethernet adaptor
>comes on black friday
>working inretailon Friday and the weekend
t-this one will work, right guys?
>>123334556
yer fooked m8
>>123334312
Currently full
>>123334464
It really helps to cover the floor around E-Liters to prevent that, DEF+ turns Burst Bombs into Marshmallows.
>>123334664
I better not be. I'm already really pissed that I can't play the one game that I own my Wii U for anymore.
>>123334464
GET GOOD WHITE PIGGU
>>123334664
>>123334702
>have to sacrifice a main or three subs just to make something bullshit not bullshit
don't the damage ups they're always stacking negate any defense ups you'd use against the bombs making them still highly lethal?
in any case they should have given the eliter splat bomb or suction instead, helpful up close but not an "i win" button if you manage to get in their face
>>123334979
it makes it stupid easy for them to bullshit their way around your attacks too. it's so fuckin fast and it forces you to back up to avoid the burst damage.
does squidboards have a term for that? constantly throw burst bombs at your feet to heal you while you're under fire as you simultaneously retreat? :^)
I don't know where to begin
>kill gook behind splashwall
>come out behind of it after he explodes
>I explode
I'm selling this shit game
>>123334979
it depends on what you're trying to negate, most of the time 2 def main = 1 dmg main negated
>>123335207
>999,999 with original splat roller
BASED
>>123335207
At least it isnt a Krakon
>>123335207
>999999p
>level 39
>C-
well he's persistent i'll give him that
>>123335318
Probably only played ranked once then gave up, I know a lot of people who did that.
>>123335267
burst bombs specifically, almost all eliter has at least 2 damage mains with at least 3 subs so defense only helps you so much
>>123334920
Poor fellas hands shaking like he's been pricked one too many times.
callie is just the cutest!
>>123335274
I went up to 177763 with my splat roller, going from level 4 to level 20. Then I never touched it again. It's at the very end of my weapon select screen.
>wake up
>check thread
>check twitter
>still no splatfest news
>its wednesday
games fucking dead isnt it
>>123335413
Probably wishes Turf War was in Ranked so he could feel competent in inking turf without having to be reminded he is terrible at splatting squids.
>>123335779
No Splatfest because Splatournament probably.
>>123335601
Indeed
So, would anyone care to share stories about the worst experiences they've had in Ranked Battle, /ink/?
>>123335779
but think of how awesome Splatoon 2 will beIf Nintendo lives that long
>winning a TF pretty nicely
>jap e-liter with 3 dmg mains suddenly wakes the fuck up on enemy team
>burst bomb spam EVERYWHERE
>we lose miserably
So you say two def mains negate one dmg main? That's definitely not e-fucking 'nough unless I want to move slow as shit and not have fun.
>>123335992
>Splatted 0 inklings,
>Got Splatted 10+ times
>The day inklings got gud and started dodging Ink mines on TC.
Okay, coming up on 3 days without any new gear. Don't let me down shops.
Any squads need a 4th?
I might make one if no one else is playing, just let me know if you add me
NNID: Lendrox.
>>123336442
I'm glad I wasn't the only one this was happening to.
>>123336053
This picture is inkredibly anime.
>>123336575
>3 Days
>Still no new gear
>Only getting one piece of gear a day
>from Spyke.
>>123336493
is this THE leo?
>>123336627Splatoon anime never
>>123332358
Wrongamondo, kid. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some shit. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...
>>123334464
>>123334979
Custom E-liter is just as common as the standard e-liter.
>>123336743
>>123336884
>no one ever wrote inkling high stories
>>123326512
you've never been to boards before, have you
>>123336884
boy it's been a while since i wore that set
>>123336746
nice copypasta
>>123336493
If you make a squad, I'm in. Already have you added
Welp thats it for me gamepad about to die, good game sumea squad.
>>123337095
Squads up.
i'm starting a quad in about 5 minutes, and i'm looking for 2 more squids!
nnid: tiabutt, lemme know if you send a request
> TFW in the past map rotation i went from - B 74 to - A 34
>>123337347
That depends isthe BF also playing?
>>123337437
why yes, how did you know? :o
>>123337347
im in, already added
>>123337437
this nigga serious
>>123337347
>>123337437
>>123337515
squad's up
>Japs trying to sabotage games
surely someone else wants to play this game and join our squad
>>123336884
>tfw still wear the same outfit
>>123337671
sorry, seems I have a bad connection tonite, I'll leave my spot open.
Someone... please join us
What would it be like to fuck a girl with no bones?
>>123336493
3/4 still. Leo, Ela, clovervidi.
Again, be sure to let me know if you send an invite so I can hop out and accept it.
Is the mini splatling any good? It seems to just be a shitty tentatek to me. I can see the custom having potential but I don't see any reason to use the regular
>>123338050
Is that suppose to be impressive?
>>123338050
Like fucking a big fleshlight.
>>123338151
stop forcing this shitty meme
Round 3, except this time I actually want to squad up with peeps right now
NNID: thanyou
Reply if you added me
>>123338260
join us >>123338103
>>123338227
Is this suppose to be impressive?
>>123338110
If you're used to handling Splatlings it's essentially a Tentatek+1
4-shot but the fire-rate is so high it's got equal TTK to Tentatek (minus lightning wind-up)
It's not for everyone, but Mini Splatling has completely replaced Tentatek for me, and Heavy Deco has mostly replaced 96 Gal.
>>123338023
it's cool
3/4 tia squad
pls join
>>123338110
Somebody hasn't been stacking Run Speed Up.
>>123338319
Alright, adding Lendrox
taking bets on a fourth squadder showing up before rotation
>>123338650
I bet no one joins us ;-;
>>123338426
I added you but the room just filled. Sorry man.
>>123338369
full?
>teammate camps with rainmaker because we're winning
>timer runs out
>rainmaker explodes and kills us both
>rainmaker respawns in middle
>clock goes overtime
>enemy team grabs it
Thankfully we made them drop it.
>>123338910
yea, sorry
>>123336884
my woomy went from being a regular woomy to thug woomy.
Back, any squads open? -w
GAO!
>>123339221
too lewd
>>123339221
Cute!
>losing to a quad of sub-s nips
i'm actually fucking furious
>>123339221
Is that supposed to be impressive?
what the hell happened to overtime there
>>123339159
i want to wimwam marie's woomy
>>123338227
Stop responding to it.
>>123336215
Burst Bombs are a 2HKO no matter how much defense up you are stacking if they are directs
Sorry Tia squad, I'm really dropping the ball alot
Damn, I really wanted us to win that one
that wasn't supposed to happen
>squad in rainmaker a few days ago
>camp triggerfish
>splar jr trying to spawncamp our team by staying in spawn point corridor
>my special meter is full
>activate killer wail
>splat jr activates bubbler and splats me
>see him on screen getting blasted to space by the killer wail
>bubble ends
>killer wail doesnt
>glorious
>>123339159
No squads left?
That was the worst
I'm trying so hard not to start rocking back and forth
that was the most infuriating loss i have experienced in a while holy shit
i get killed mid dunk and it stops us at two
i shoot them mid dunk and it stops them at one???
i'm
gonna
throw up
>>123340683
no, that was
>>123340791
>the lag is equal both ways!
>>123340597
Time for sleep
>>123336884
not only do I not wear the same set anymoreI don't even play as a woomy anymore
Anyone else squaddin?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GODDAMNIT
GOD FUCKING SHIT
anyone wanna squad for turf wars? i wanna level up some gear
Charger and roller strutting to our base just to show they had bubblers
They had already won...
Oh great my favorite ranked mode is up.
Hopefully there's still a squad up at 1AM EST right?Please god don't let me drop rank of all things tonight I only have cushion for like two more losses.
Thoughts on the Slosher Deco so far? How does it compare to the 96 Deco and Tri-Slosher?
So the santa thing
The emails got posted?
What retard is responsible for this?
>>123341216
I guess I could start a lobby. Add me.Windowmkr
Any other takers?
>>123341519
I'll join, added
>>123341335
So... no more santa stuff?
>>123341519
Lobby up.
3/4 anyone want the last spot?
>lvl 50 eliter scope goes 0/6 and gets 115 points
.>>123341654
You know what I am talking about mr funny guy
>>123341641
>>123341216
want to wait or start with 3?
>>123341762
I will. Added
>>123342036
nvm
>>123342116
just waiting for Window to add me back.
>>123342369
sorry, filled up, will add asap
Oh ! Thatso! Was that your clan?
Thank you guys so much for that one
>>123342507
YeahThe last time they beat us I got spammed with the message "EZ MONE"
>>123342586
at least we look fresher
I kind of miss the basic demo gameplay, minus the limited map selection of course. No new weapons, no advanced weapons, no gimmick sets. It had a purity. It'd be cool to have a "simple turf war" mode.
So I was thinking of picking up the WiiU Splatoon/SSB bundle.
Obviously you guys like the game, but what keeps you playing? Is it just waifu talking or do you guys really find it fun? Do a lot of people still play?
>>123341654I still intend to do it, I've just resolved to post no more screenshots, as well to lay low for today.
>>123342857
It's a fun game.
>Competitive teams have started doing the /ink/ thing of just asking other's to squad with them in large clanfag group chats
What a bunch of losers
Switching from jetty to dynamo was a good idea
Leo holy fuck
I don't know if I should thank you or ask you who pissed you off
>>123342857
You know how people have been playing CS since 1999 and TF2 since 2007?
That same reason. It's a solid game with unique stuff to it. I have 1200 hours, but a reasonable portion of that is idle. I probably play between 1-5 hours a day, averaging around 3 at the moment.
>>123343086
No one pissed me off. I just decided to try for starting with that [C-] game.
>>123342857
It's definitely not waifuing keeping the general alive. I know there are a lot of dead or dead-ish games whose generals survive via waifus alone, but Splatoon and its gameplay is still going strong. The game is basically endless fun, a novel arena shooter that's fun just to move around in, and infinite swarms of both very stupid people and very clever people to play with and be entertained by.Also a cute graffiti system.
>>123343094
>I have 1200 hours
alright which one of you queers is this
>>123343382
I rarely say this but that is gay as fuck. Like you can't describe it any other way
This is truly a "HAH GAAAAAY" moment
>>123343192
And I am incredibly grateful for that
Wish I could return the favor by playing well but I'm kinda under the weather
Impressive as fuck, man
>tfw being the biggest bully of all time on port mackerel turf war
>>123343339
Hell I'm pushing around 800 on my main account and have 2 (X) only until S rank alts all with around with 300 or so hours. I literally haven't played any other games other then Splatoon for a few months now. I haven't been this obsessed with one game since Pokemon Red.
what is with these nipnog clanstacks we been up against? jesus.
>>123343540
No problem. Just playing for fun, don't care if we win or lose.
>>123344237
>"Just playing for fun"
>Demolishes fucking everything
>can barely make any progress in squads, but when i do...
>slowly lose progress playing solo
i just want to be done with the stressful hell that is A+
i'm going through my anxiety medication faster than i'm supposed to because of this game
how the fuck does this cute squidkid game manage to make me so anxious and angry
0/9
I'm so sorry ;-;...
>>123344528
Because the same problem that ruins Splatfests. Affects the rest of the game as well.
>>123344495
leo is a god, a GOD i tell you
holy shit
>>123344806
Jesus christ leo...
That was nice!
I guess you're right in terms of slosher mainers Sheldon, but even then I doubt you when this is literally another 96 Gal Deco.
>>123345339
It's meta as fuck. He's saying to try something different from the .96
>>123344495
>>123344806
>>123345108
This circlejerk boogeyman notion that we feared so long ago seems to have finally been realized
>>123345463
-tia
>>123345463
You again?
>>123345339
It seems like an unusual loadout until you've tried standard Slosher for a bit, Deco covers its weaknesses well.
>>123345669
I've been a Slosher main for a damn long time now. Is it worth giving up the Burst Bombs?
>>123345463
-scarth
>>123345736
Burst Bombs are nice for extending your range but do jack shit if someone decides to rush you down.
Inkstrike is a mixed bag, launch/travel time really reduces it's value.
It's user pref but I heavily prefer Splash Wall/Kraken on what's essentially a 2-shot Blaster, covers Slosher's weaknesses like Custom Jet and CRB's sets do.
Last game for me tonight squad. GGs. It was fun.
>>123346501
Yeah I'm out too. Thanks for the games squad, and thanks for thecarriesleo
GGs guys, got shit to do that I've been pushing off for roughly 12 hours
>>123346501
Ggs, man. Nice that we won the last one
Alright, real talk, who does what here? Full time, student, neet? Report in, you all play a shitload.
>>123347215
Student, finished for the year though. Physics majoreven though I'm doing awfully.
>>123347215
zoology major/botany minor hoping to graduate this spring
>>123347362
>>123347432
All you fancy-shmancy students with your freetime. Fuck full time retail.
>>123347215
senior year college drop out, working my way up the ladder at Wal-mart now
>>123347215
Working full time for a cleaning company, I usually only have time to play after work.
>>123347215
Student, CS major. After classes started, I could usually only play on the weekends, but still have 240 hours in this game.
>>123347215
Student studying MHR. I play this game a lot because my major is easy as fuck.
>>123347625
I would actually want to learn military stuff, but I'm not really the type to move away from home this quickly.
Yo anyone want to squad? Or you guys all busy or tired
>>123348405
Doing the Turf War
>>123347215
Marine bio major, took a break from school because I wound up in the hospital for a while.
Starting again in spring.
>>123347215
Recent college graduate, can't find a single job tho.
>>123348405
slot just opened, add meWindowmkr
>>123348405
Nah,I don't really want to drop rank right now.
>>123348708
Ah sorry, I just joined a game of ranked. I'll be in in a few mins
>>123348667
Become a teacher.
Hey, I'm having a problem with my copy, I live in Denmark,
I've had the game for a while but I've only been able to connect a couple times,I'm almost level 3.
I usually get an error message that I timed out, that my WiiU couldn't connect to the host. I've even bought a connector so I don't rely on my router (it's a netgear router), I have 75/75mbit internet and I'm able to connect to the internet and use the internet on other games, like Mario Maker.
I followed the instructions from Nintendo's website, doesn't work.
The single play is great and all, but I really loved the few times I got online.
>>123348667
What degree?
>>123348828
Try putting your Wii U in DMZ. I know a lot of games are picky about port forwarding.
>>123348708
>>123348778
Ok sent
>>123349106
Would I still need that when I'm not using the router?
I'm half sure I've tried it before, but I'll still try when I get home.
>>123349112
>>123348708
sorry but im fucking done with these nip S+ teams, have a good night regardless
>>123349556
Ggs then
Who are your friends?
>>123349556
If you wanna charger, try the ones without a scope. In my experience those are better to get a handle on.
>>123349629
I main charger normally, and typically choose one that I like for the current stages, was playing super mediocre all night though, not enough sleep i guess : /
>>123349591
was playing with Mindmage and Ina in that lobby
>>123348789
I was thinking that, but i have to get a masters degree first and right now all courses have started
>>123348947
Hmm i think it's compared to a bachelor degree (?) might be wrong, i don't quite get the american system
I somehow went 11-0 in a full 5 minute game
>>123349732
Getting to know how to play maps/modes depending on your weapon can take a a lot of time. Then there's what to do depending on what your opponents are equipped with.
>>123349839
>but i have to get a masters degree first
Your country sucks. Here in burgerland you only need a Bachelors to start training for it. You can get paid training with full salary and benefits too.
Any squads? I'll probably play the last hour of this rotation before I go to bed
>>123350267
-scarth
>>123350267
I'll twin with you but I'm S+
>>123350481
I'm fine with a twin squad if we can't fill up a quad. I need to level up some gear too. Hope you don't me going squiffer.jaimerussels
>tfw you KNOW you are better than B
>tfw you watch splatoon vids of other people being B and they completely suck
I know I am at least an A- (I was actually high A- once upon a time)... And I swear I'm not as bad as most B players. Fuck me. I'm never getting out of this B/B+ am I?
>>123350912
Already got you, will host
>>123350941
i feel you. i'm pretty sure i'm at the very least able to handle S, but no... i'm trapped in A+.
i was stuck in B/B+ for like 2 months, btw. B+/A- is a tough barrier to cross, though, but i'm sure you know that already having been A- once.
>>123350941
>>123351208
In order to get out of a rank you gotta be able to carry a team pretty hard. That's just how it's set up. Makes your rank mean a lot more though.
>>123351208
Same here, been stuck in B limbo for like a month now. I always seem to get THAT guy on my team w/300pts and then lose by a 5% margin.
>>123351545
>Ranked
>Points and %s
???
>only 84 posters in a nearly complete thread
splatoon really is dying
>>123351661
If only we were Japanese.
>>123351661
At least another 20 will show up by the time the thread dies.
>>123351657
a rough estimate, not literal
like losing 92 / 96
YOU'RE FUCKING CHARGERS
FUCKING HIT THEM
GODDAMNNIT ARE YOUF UCKING CHARGERS IF YOUR ECAN'T HSIT HSITH
GODDAMNNIT WHY DID YOU GO LEFT IF YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT
FUCKING GET OFF THAT WEAPON IF YOU CAN'T GO 1 TO 1 WITH ANYONE THAT MIGHT COME AFTER YOU
FUCK
man how did they not think to flank me there
I camped the right side of that map for at least 2 minutes that game
>>123352261
u ok?
>>123352261
who is this angryfag bitching at teammates so we can add him to the blacklist
>>123352347
>>123352472
>Being this new
>>123352472
yeah we gonna murder his /ink/ splatoon career like we did dash's, bitching at teammates is against /ink/ rules
>>123352573
I'm glad someone else remembers Dash.
I gotta go sorry Heisen, good games.
>>123352648
ggs
couldn't do shit that last game with that e-liter that our e-liter couldn't take care of
>>123352731
All good, those two SSJs kited me all game
STOP SUPER JUMPING TO ME YOU DUMB FUCK
CAN'T YOU SEE ON YOUR MAP THAT I'M IN CONTESTED FUCKING INK
GODDAMNIT
GOD FUCKING JGOD JSU STUG
wow........ still playing this....why haven't you moved to the next hotness,overwatch?
>>123352960
No beta invite + the game doesnt release for another 8 months.
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>123353648
i want to smell an inklings butt
IT'S FUCKING KELP DOME
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE IT HELPS TO SUPER JUMP IN THIS FUCKING MAP
PAINT TURF YOU FAGGETS
THERE'S NO PUSH
GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SHITTERS AT THIS RANK
ASRIJL;GAGIOARGIO;
>>123354038
are you "punch my wall a lot" anon? have you found another outlet?
AND STOP SAYIGN BOOYUA WHEN YOUD IE
IT DOESN'T HELP
GOD FUCK IT DOESN'T HELP
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUF UCKING DIE A LOT
IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE ODING IF IF YOU KILL SOMEONE
GOD
IT'S FUCKING TREATRDED
>>123354413
what rank are you playing at?
>>123354413
>implying
booyah when i die means an enemy is near take the hint you fuckin scrub
>>123354603
IT MEANS NOTHING
IF YOU DON'T KNOW OR CAN'T SEE WHERE ALL THE ENEMIES ARE AT ANY TIME THEN YOU'RE ALREADY SHIT
FUCK
JESUS FUCKING FUCK
>>123354413
>IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD BE ODING IF IF YOU KILL SOMEONE
>woomy gets a splat
>takes a shitton of pills in celebration
>ded
Drawfags pls
>>123354779
ONLY ONE PERSON NEEDS TO BEON THE GODDAMN TOWNER
FUCKYOYS POAUIERIJGHO
JIOEJGFOJOJNE
JNOEN PERSPON I
>>123354923
but having more than one person makes it go faster
>>123353731
I want to get a tentaclejob from a sweet loli inkling
God I want to rape an inkling
>>123355064
who doesn't?
HEY GUESS WHAT ISN'T A SMART IDEA CHARGER
SUPER JUMPING TO ME AND JUST SITTING THERE SHOOTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME
THERE'S NOT CHANCE WE'D BOHT END UP DIYING AT THE SAME TIME WOULD IT
GOD
DAMMIT
>>123355147
Normies
I'M DONE
FUCK
GOED L'AFA
>>123355267
maybe you should get off the tower if you see that a teammate is superjumping to you
then either they take over riding the tower, or you get back on while they position themselves
IS THIS THE BILLY MAYS THREAD?
HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU OXICLEAN!
>>123351208
>B+/A- is a tough barrier to cross
That depends on when you crossed it, Now there are just so many weapon combinations and a greater number of players who have benefitted from the imbalance of the point scoring system which makes the default gradually skew to the higher ranks. It must now be a greater challenge.
>>123356958
It's only the Billy Mays thread when someone visits Ammo Knights after a long hiatus.
>tfw soon maxing out my first weapon.
When's the next splatfest
Should I go to the store, purchase a dead squid, and then fuck it?
>>123358395
>Wii U Bundle with Sm4sh and Splatoon released for Christmas.
>Splatournament (To increase interest in Splatoon and drive sales of aforementioned Bundle)
>December Sm4sh announcement releasing Inklings (To increase interest in Sm4sh and further drive sales of aforementioned Bundle)
>Christmas-themed Splatfest (Because it's about time we get one to pull us back from Sm4sh)My friend's dad works at Nintendo.
>>123359058
Yes.
Source: Soak calamari in milk before cooking plus 9 other home...
>>123359058
>>123359623
>Soak calamari in milk and pineapple juice before cooking. This will prevent it from becoming tough and chewy.
>>123347215
CS college grad, browsing this thread while bored at work.My excuse: https://xkcd.com/303/
I haven't done any Splatfests yet, could someone explain how getting Sea Snails works?
>>123347215
Programmer at a games studio.
>>123360702
Snails are a prize awarded after splatfest. You get more snails for each rank you achieve while playing splatfest. Just make sure that you reach the highest rank and you should be fine.
>>123360702
First you vote up to a week before for which team you think will win and join that team. Popularity is now 3 times less valuable than it used to be. So don't just vote for what you think will be the most popular team.
You get a shirt for your team that you should unlock abilities for before the day of Splatfest.
On the day of Splatfest you play turf war for at least 3 hours to rise from Fangyes or Fanwoomy rank all the way up to Kingyes or Queenwoomy.
Due to the shear number of players don't expect your contributions to mean that much in the grand scheme of things. Once you reach Kingyes or Queenwoomy there's no real reason to continue playing.
If your team ends up winning, then you get 24 Super Sea Snails, if you lose then you get 18 Super Sea Snails.
Spyke ends up getting pretty much all of them plus all your money since this game has evolved into a triples/quads rollscumming fest.
If you're reallytrying hardto win, use a second account to join the opposing team and be useless effectively creating 3v4 matches that don't even get to benefit from Tenacity.
Bum u there?
>>123330962
I'm probably too late but whatever
Has to be USB 2.0, not 3.0. Wii U doesn't take 3.0.
>>123330962
I bought this and it works fine http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ethernet-Network-Adapter-Support-Windows/dp/B00MYT481C/ref=sr_1_1?s=computers&ie=UTF8&qid=1448457723&sr=1-1&keywords=ugreen+usb+2.0+ethernet+lan+adapter
>>123347215
I work at a school for autistic kids
How does this Woomy get out of this awkward situation?
>>123330962
REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
Only buy the real Nintendo adapter. Preferably from the official Nintendo web shop. If it does not have the Nintendo logo on it, it will (probably) not work. The price is a fucking ripoff, but that's console peasantry for you. I ordered mine here: http://www.play-asia.com/nintendo-wii-lan-adapter-japan/13/701mwk
REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
>>123361446
It's disturbing that this post showed up as soon as I got here.
>>123362127
>Awkward
Try life destroying.
octobrush feels kinda bad in turf war
is there a list of what the new gear has? I've been out for like 2 months. I see the visuals, but not the stats.
>>123362269
almost as much of a ripoff as vita memory
does anybody have the backwards cap with 3 quick respawn subs?
>>123362269
>>123330962
Any USB to Ethernet device will work, just make sure it's 2.0 Official brand has nothing to do with jack because usb over ethernet isn't proprietary. I bought a $2 one from monoprice and it works just fine. Unfortunately the WiiU can't go over 10mbps anyways because it's a shit system.
>>123362515
>>123362127
Easy, just change her gear and ink colour, no one will be able to identify her anymore. If she's really desperate, she can go into options and change into an Ngyes, as well as change her skin and eye colour.
>>123362914
Is this supposed to be impressive gear?
>>123362127
Wear her new identity with pride and become a whore.
>>123362995
Wrong pic
Dunno where I saved the other one
>>123362127
Burst Bomb E-Liter panic attack the lot of them, take the phone and superjump away.
>>123362286
Set up a private lobby now u feg
>>123362995
theres one with pictures around but i dont have it i kept forgetting to save it
I want to burn my name onto Callie's ass cheeks with a branding iron!
>>123362515
Here you are, anon.
>>123363967
Fake
>>123363967
Nice Virus
Is Nintendo ever going to fix the shitty lag problems or add spectator mode? How can this game be competitive if people die a full 5 seconds after they kill someone?
>>123364673
No.
Someone got the pic with Marie and the freckes?
>>123364000
>>123364246
Dammit you guys are too smart for me.
>>123364829
This one or the cosplayer?
>>123365413
This one.
Thanks buddy
>>123365413
>You will never follow Marie on social media
>>123365527
Actually has some really nice titties
>>123365601
>>123365413
Freckles are my fetish desu
>>123348828
Hejsa. I've had that same problem when I started. like 85% of multiplayer games would not connect.It slowly fixed itself on it's own after many attempts, and I play via WiFi.
It may just have fixed itself because the game was so new back then though.
I have also read a post about someone who had this problem permanently, he called Nintendo costumer service and they guided him step by step to set up his router. Hope this helps a bit. I sadly don't know anything about playing with a connector.
>>123365940
Wow she even did the eyebrows
>>123363967
>really like the satin jackets
>no pure white one
>I can't be a real squid bean
Enough ppl for private lobby?
>>123366465
Guess I could.
>>123366465
I'd rather squad. Rotation is good.
>>123365601
Badly need more squids in sleep wear
>>123366661
I want to tease Marie for her short useless tentacles!
>>123366932
they are as long as those of an inkling girl's
>>123367346
If you can't swing between buildings with them, they're too short
>>123362107
Best filename
>>123362107
Holy shit with those teeth that bitch would bite his thumb clean off
>>123362127
It's more awkward in the version where she's butt nekkid
>>123362107
What do you do there?
Do the kids act as autistic as scarth?
>>123362107
I once volunteered at my old school to help some confuddled middle-graders with their reading.
>>123368783
no, scarth is just depressed.
>>123368783
dont bully
>>123369040
Squids are exclusively for bullying.
>In Splatoon, you can join friends who are battling online. Players from your friend list will appear here when they're online. Add friends to your list, and set up a time to play Splatoon with them!
where is everyone
>>123368964
What happened to him?
>>123369086
Fantasizing about fisting squids
>>123369086
I'd be down for a private lobby.
I guess squad works too but I am A-
>>123369094
He realized he can never be a real anime.
>>123369094
It's just a meme because scarth inserted the fact that he was depressed seemingly out of nowhere when having this scuffle with Nintendome.
>>123369217
-scarth
>>123369798
-scarth
>>123369954
Yes
What a faggot
>>123369990
-scarth
>>123369213
>>123369217
>>123369798
>>123369885
>>123369954
>>123369990
>>123370189
God damn this place sucks
>>123370336
>tfw lurking while playing with asshole nips
>scarth bullying hour
Why would you bully one of the nicest, most active, and most caring member of our community?
>>123370384
-scarth
>>123370384
-scarth
>>123370384
-scarths mother
>>123370383
- B- man
>>123370425
>>123370440
>>123370621
-scarth's stepdad
>>123370384
WAH IM DEPRESSSED
>>123370981
/mk8g/ goes into comas.
/ink/ just gets sleepy
>>123366465
>never posted NNID
>>123370981
Its just light shitposting during dead hours
Calm down
>>123371147
define light
>>123370981
>Tfw still here since the start
>Watched everything go downhill
Squads are fun and all but all the silly stuff that comes with it just really shit up the general
Bonus points for -naming
and emoji posting you cheeky buggers.
>wake up
>new weapon
>literally .96 deco 2.0
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS COMPANY AND THEIR OBSESSION TO PUT KRAKEN ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN GIVE THIS ALSO 2 SHOT WEAPON THE SAME SET AS THE .96 DECO?
W
H
Y
>>123371126
I want to make sure there's enough ppl.
Nnid: Konloeyletsplay
>>123371275
What are you on about Lassie
>>123370384
everyone nice and actively involved in the community on /vg/ is doomed to memehood. it all depends on how you handle your status as a meme.
>>123371331
he's not wrong
and the slosher deco will become more cancerous than the .96 deco in the long run
the weapon is much more accurate, can cover more turf per shots meaning that it can get kraken faster, and it can also shoot at angles that the 96 can't
mamemamema!
>>123371331
>>123371525
96 Deco is faster but there's no doubt Slosher Deco makes better use of the kit overall
>>123371635
When do Woomies say these things
>the other tri slosher has sprinkler + bubbler
ayy lmao
now it's just a matter of time until we also get a weapon with sprinkler + kraken
>>123371712
when you're not playing
inklings say more things than "c'mon" "booyah" and war cries you know
>>123371712
after hitting their head against the barriers on walls one too many times
>>123371793
That's Custom Hydra, Tri Noveau has Seeker/Echo
>>123362380
I play turf wars exclusively &, more often than not, I do pretty good with it. I think the octobrush nouveau will fare better though.
What do you guys think the NA/EU Splatfest will be between?
>>123371934
my b
point still stands
>>123371987
EU = Giving Vs Receiving
NA = Presents Vs Food
>>123371987
NA: Ass vs Tits
EU: Cheese vs Donkey
>>123371987
>implying there will be anymore splatfests
>>123371793
we need more disruptor
>>123372221
Surely you mean Tits vs Ass
>>123372263
Silly Callie, that's not a Roller.
New Thread:
>>123372347
>>123372347
>>123372403
7 posts early
>>123372357
Callie's fitter so she's got the better ass.
Marie's lazier so she's got the better titties.
>>123372447
Nigga they have the same body
>>123372565
How can you tell if somebody's ass is stronger by looking at them? Callie's a Roller so it only makes sense
>>123372727
this, to be honest
WOOMY
ONE
LAST
BUMP
And to all a good night
>Nintendo's servers
Tried to play a dozen matches, disconnected from all of them and had my rank drop from A- to B
Played like ten Turf Wars instead, haven't disconnected from any of them but every single time the victory has been decided based on which team had somebody disconnect at the start of the match
What the fuck is going on? It's been like this since that "maintenance" downtime.
>>123375073
has people actually lost rank via constant disconnects?
>>123376625
It happens to me every once in a while. You keep think it's going to get better but the connection cuts out a minute or four minutes into the match and suddenly you've done it enough times that you rank down.
Usually if I get one disconnect I don't play for the rest of the rotation, just to be safe.
>>123376974
well that sucks :/
i was playing yesterday i went from -B to -A in one map rotation, and only got a disconnect, too bad it was when i just ranked up
So anon, what are you gonna say?>saying no to a meaty octoling