poppy is the chosen one but she doesn't realize because she has no self steem edition
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-poppy-keeper-hammer
old
>>123264424
eyosongive.us
>no curves
a shame for bandlefags i guess
>>123284976
>poppy is now an insecure blonde qt that carries a huge hammer
absolutely adorable
xth for midget retardation
>every single one of poppy's skins got new splashes
>meanwhile trundle
Where were you when they made Bandlebro's version of poppy canon?
>>123284976
THIS FUCKING ULT
dude poppy looks like shit.
Now that Poppy finally got her rework,Taric is the next.
>>123285086
Who?
BANDLEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>123285117
NEED NEW FIT POPPY ART
>>123285117
but they didn't?
they made her cute no really big busted and fat assed
>doesnt have 10 passives
>simple kit, like before
>still resembles old character
I love it
>>123284976
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
>THAT ULT
MAIN
A
I
N
>>123284976
>that ult
My sides are gone like thoose champs are
>>123285064
Hidden under the armor :^)
>>123285152
I found him boys
the man with the worst taste in the history of the universe
>poopy rework
>she literally stops all dashes
hilarious
>>123285242
I got this over a taric rework?
God damn
>>123285152
Dude your mom looks like shit LMAO.
Stop using names on an anonymous imageboard.
so her ult only knocks them toward their base?
no matter what direction she hits them?
>>123285152
nigga you high?
>>123285219
She's wearing a full suit of armor that conceals her curves. Besides which, Bandle's version is generally more muscular than curvy.
holy shit that knockback is unreal, it's like two lee sin kicks
PREDICT THE BEST SKIN GO
XTH FOR POPPY A CUTE
>>123285349
it seems, since in the video you can see how darius turns around and faces his base when he gets hit
>>123284349
>she is literally a completely different champion now
>can't dive for shit
>is just going to be a shitty pseudo support now
OMG RIOT SO BASED!!
You fags eat up all the shit they serve you. This is another terrible rework. At least the art is nice.
>>123285349
Are you retarded?
>>123285364
Her armor legit looks like level 30 cata gear.
Her design is shit.
Ults cool though.
>>123285420
Default skin or whatever one has the black hair.
Poppy is cute!!
CUTE!!!!!!!!!Twin-tail fang is my fetish
>>123285312
New Poppy is cute, CUTE!
>>123284976
>that fucking ult
>that fucking W
POPPY IS THE HERO WE NEED TO KILL MOBILITY CREEP
Whats the point of her ult? Execpt its awesome
>new poppys fang
>Poppy
>Now has a fucking minigame
FOR FUCK SAKES
EVERY CHAMPION
EVERY FUCKING CHAMPION
>>123285420
ragdoll and noxus
>enemy team is doing baron
>poppy uses her ult
>mfw this happens
WE BASTION NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWAcgefsQQ
>Sad cunt
>Anti-mobility creep
>Wall slam
>Removing shitheads from the goddamn game
Sounds like a good time to support.
Tell me about Poppy, why does she have the hammer
>>123285083
Looks like her Jaw got smashed in.
Splash is cute though
New Poppy is cute! Cute!
Holy shit so fucking cute!
>>123285458
>>123285349
>knocks back all enemy champions in a tiny area an enormous distance towards their base
Never mind I'm the retarded one.
>>123285524
nigger she literally punts you so far you can't even get back into the fight before everyone is dead
>get a 4-5 stack creep wave pushing towards your tower
>poppy banana slamma's you to your inhib
WHERES THE C O U N T E R P L A Y
>>123285086
>anivia, ww and rammus don't have it much worse
Why do these people jungle? I actually asked this guy to buy warrior instead of rageblade because I wanted a jungler to actually participate. This was a 42 minute long game and he had 3 damage items. He was still farming the jungle quietly even while we were fighting for their inhibs.
Don't get me wrong, we still won, but god damn I hate these kinds of junglers. He told me he's never tried anything besides devourer on Xin either. I think he just wanted to test rageblade.
>blacksmith confirmed best skin and best splash
YES
YEEEEEESSSSS
>>123285524
People will talk about how some champions/items/abilities remove someone from a fight, Poppy LITERALLY removes someone from a fight. If I'm understanding corrctly, no matter what angle you hit someone they will always go flying back towards their base. A fully charged ultimate could easily secure an objective.
so she is basically a pocket size tank... Love it
that ult knockback seems like at least 3000 units
holy fucking titty christ you just 100% nullify somebody from a fight
breast waifu
>>123285152
why did you stop making vids?
I liked them.
I am so fucking hyped for taric rework now.
>>123285716
Because noone cared about them so he dropped it lmao
>It's finally here
>It looks great
I can die in peace now. Thanks Riot.
>>123285423
A C U T E
>Poppy’s been tasked with delivering a legendary hammer to a hero who will become legend. Journeying through Runeterra, she uncovers a number of would-be wielders, but never suspects the hammer might have found the right person already.
I think this a neat idea for her.
yes
YES
YEEESSSSSHAHAHA
MY ZEAL IS RENEWED LADS
now that poppy is cute...who is her OTP?
all the female yordles are taken so the dyke route is gone unless she wants to go inter species
perhaps she joins the j4 harem?
>>123285698
That shit is OP as balls.
It's the best peel in the fucking game by a country mile.
You hit any one person and you've fucked the enemy's entire life up.
WHERE POPPY LEWDS AT
>>123285682
at least their skin splashes approximate what they look like in the game
junkyard trundle and lil slugger trundle depict a character that does not exist in league of legends
>>123285524
she 100% removes somebody from a fight
also in baron fights she can just remove the entire team while you chill out and farm yourself
if they let her flash while her ult is winding up that's absolutely fucking broken
>>123285716
Guna start again soon. Season 6 looks p dope.
>Poppy’s been tasked with delivering a legendary hammer to a hero who will become legend. Journeying through Runeterra, she uncovers a number of would-be wielders, but never suspects the hammer might have found the right person already.
Oh my God
Muh heart
>>123284976
MUH DICK
https://youtu.be/BzEN7dpZJ1A
>poppy rework actually completed
>guts got off the boat
oh my god is it happening
So poppy stops being cancer now?
And she's a cute midget too?
Based riot.
>>123285805
gnar
>>123284976
>creating a fissure that deals damage and knocks back all enemy champions in a tiny area an enormous distance towards their base.
>an enormous distance towards their base
>towards their base
FUCKING RUINED
>>123285704
ugly
>The ult always knocks them towards their nexus regardless of which angel you hit them from
That's so dumb
>>123285606
In her old lore,her hammer was made by her father. It was an order from Demacia. In the way to the kingdom,her father was killed and to protect herself,she used the hammer against the murderers. When she arrived to Demacia,Jarvan made her a guardian or something.
But this is her old lore,probably erased now.
>>123285691
Surprisingly, the base splash looks the best.
>magic light circle
>summoned by a little yordle
>somehow can't pass through it
nice burden of knowledge riot
>mfw I'm on pbe and get to play this before any of you guys.
>>123285451
where were you when they re-worked Xerath?
stop being a fag
>>123285704
get out Sonafag, this is Poppyfags territory now!
>>123285898
>magic wind wall
>summoned by a little samurai
>somehow can't shoot through it
nice burden of knowledge anon
>>123285881
>angel
Poppy raped Kayle confirmed.
new poppy was made by pedo riot members
Useless ult, tristana do the same
>>123285662
Don't be a shitter, dodge the ult
>>123285451
>This is another terrible rework.
what's wrong with it?
>>123286001
Fucking ironstylus is such a cancerous faggot holy shit.
Regarding this new poppy it was to be expected.. I loved the ult and passive.
But alas they kept my lolipoppy safe.
>>123286001
Thats L for LOKI idiot
>If I'm not mistaken, a fully charged R will definitely knock the target at least one screen away.
>STOPPING ENEMY DASHES
FUCK YOUR MOBILITY CREEP
>>123285870
no, cute
>>123285935
every thread is sona territory
man poppy is going to have crazy fucking peel
>dumbass jungler tries to piss you off
>OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT
>slam his ass back to his inhi
>>123285898
You can pass through it, just no dashing from LB renekton, diana etc.
>>123285813
BANDLEBRO SAVE US
>>123285802
My wallet slumbers, waiting for bandlebro commissions.
>>123285851
are you joking?
Guts is off the boat?
Poppy is cute
CUTE
but now
YORICK REWORK
WHEN
>>123285981
>listing yasuo's W of all his abilities
uh ok anon
Poppy > Tristana
>>123285695
i dont think it actually knocks them towards their base... then it would be fucking useless if you use it near their base. and besides that, it would look stupid as fuck if they got hit one way and flew in the other direction.
Fuck yes. I own all the Poppy skinsexcept Noxus.
BLACKSMITH BROS WW @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>>123286178
See for yourself senpai.
>>133925435
>>133925435
>jungle poppy
>gank bot
>knock the support into the stratosphere and gangbang the adc
Poppy Q probably deals crazy ass damage
She most likely gets a ton of resists too
That fucking ult is hilarious, imagine getting 3 man ganked and then you just cockblockthem back to base.
>>123286178
http://www.mangaumaru.com/archives/559570
>>123286189
Taric>yorick.
>another sion tier rework
Based. Hopefully she has a WAAAAAAAAAAR type battle cry
>>123286297
>jungle poppy
>Miss ult, save adc with e
>tax lane, blame supp
>>123286008
The knockback has more than double the range you dummy.
>>123286150
you are getting on my nerves good sir, get ulted!
>new poppy has no ass or tits
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
SHE'S MEANT TO BE THICK
>Poppy rework
>All of the new art
>That kit
>That Looney Tunes ultimate
Who #Blacksmith here?
>>123285451
I'm glad for it, old Poppy was fucking lame and you know it. Nice to see people coming out of the woodwork to pretend that they gave a shit about her before when they knew full well that she was going to be turned into a new champion altogether.
>>123286293
good job
YOU CANT ESCAPE LOLLIPOPPY
>>123285805
Galio
>>123285528
>IMPLYING THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MINIGAMES
YOU'RE RIGHT LETS JUST GIVE HER REDUCED DAMAGE ON AUTO ATTACKS OR SOMETHING LMAO
>>123286286
Ayyyyyyyyyy!!
>>123285814
In that case, Sion says Hi [cowards].
Worst part is the absurd amount of god tier fan art that could be used as champ splash art.
>>123286284
thats how it works dude
>tfw no Taric rework
>>123286286
I really fucking like blacksmith now.
new Poppy is adorable and her ult seems really fun
SWEET JESUS HOW FRIGHTENING
>THEY UPDATED EVERY SINGLE POPPY SPLASH
>>123285805
Galio
>>123285451
>Saying pseudo support like it's a bad thing
Tired of Tahm Kench ruining every game.
>>123286293
>>123286339
what a time to be alive.
also, that page gave be cancer IRL from all the ads
new poppy is just cute and goofy, i love it
i hope her ult has a cartoony BONK sound when it hits.
also the fact she doesn't know she is the one meant to wield the hammer is adorable
>>123286150
Sona is garbage.
>>123285805
wait
Lulu - Veigar
Tristana - Rumble
........Teemo - Poppy
>>123286415
>ever getting new poppy in aram
fuck
>>123285423
>yordle girls actually have fluffy faces but less fluffy than males
holy shit
>old poppy
>weak early game
>unstoppable late
>new poppy
>ungankable and strong laning phase
>no damage tank late
i mean it may be a better champion in the end but it wont feel the same
>short but not stacked
>low-test bruiser girl
I don't like it senpai
>>123286284
Yep, it does knock them back torwards their base. Confirmed in the reddit thread.
>>123286552
>old face in the lollipop
based
she's fucking precious
it's everything I hoped it would be
99/10
>>123286001
its not l for lewd is it? im not sure i could support this company anymore if this were how they operate, no sexy champ for 3 years because huurrrrr we pc now but pedo pandering is ok? really?
Bandlebro, pls.
>Everyone fawning over new Poppy
>Poppy blushing embarrassed, loving the attention but very demure
>Tristana all squinty eyed in the corner as she's ignored
>>123285528
"Walk on something to get a bonus" has been around since Olaf.
What do I build on twitch now? Bork and ghostblade seem so lackluster.
Last three games I played there was a blitz bottom and I go from 100-0 even with flash/heal. It is pretty discouraging when the enemy laner snowballs off of that.
>all those new Poppy splashes
OH GOD
WHY IS SHE BLONDE
WHY THE FUCK
IS SHE FUCKING BLONDE
>tfw there will never be an anime with poppy as the main character traveling throughout Runeterra going to different champions to see if they are the hero destined to wield the hammer
>>123286189
Yorick is kill anon.
Just let it go.
Holy SHIT SHE'S FUCKING CUTE
10/10 YORDLE LITERALLY UNBEATABLE
I WANT TO FUCK POPPY
>>123286448
I love that nod to the old splash
>>123285563
https://youtu.be/_WzLkYpCde4?t=1311
we Jack now.
Y E S
>>123286721
twitch? This is a poppy general now man. Only one champion in the game.
POOPY LITERALLY NEUTERS YASUO
IT IS TIME
>>123285451
> le mad saudosist poppy main
>>123286643
tristana is keking rumble with veigar, so the only one that is free is gnar.
BASED RiotScruffy
FIRST SION UPDATE AND NOW THIS
>>123285423
Literally the Kid
>All these shitheads pretending to like Poppy
>>123286706
autist.
When is the poppy update actually coming out?
>>123286634
sona is best
T-they didn't made new splash arts for Tristana when she got that visual update...w-why Riot?
>>123286706
tristana wouldn't be a dick, she'd be happy for her friend.
lulu on the other hand....
>>123286862
You mean tristana is cuCking rumble with her dragon right?
>>123286853
>tfw no art of poppy castrating people with her hammer
>>123285423
>Poppy is strong enough to foce you down and fuck you
>>123286849
Who's that in the background with the big ass sword though?
I'm so buying Battle Regalia.
>>123286260
Thanks Riot.
>>123286883
I didn't like her much before the rework.
Now I like her.
That is the point of a rework.
>>123286432
The only reason she was "lame" was due to her horrible mana costs.
>>123286882
Aw shit you're right, she is literally the Kid
fuck
>>123286671
>no damage tank late
>im-fucking-plying
not sure if you've been here since the juggernaut update but nowadays in league, champs can build nothing but black cleaver and tank items and still deal retarded amounts of damage late game.
>>123286663
Canonically it's super fine like peach fuzz
Her kit looks relatively untouched, so I cant complain there. I'm gonna miss diplomacy though
New look is retarded though. She would have been better if they kept her little hammer
>>123285423
WHO /NOXUS/ HERE
>Noxus poppy is my favorite out of all of them
>Still don't have it
>Mystery gifted my friend, he got it
Fuck YOU
poppy actually looks like a child now
>Nightblue has a graphic and fucking song for when his stream ends
What a faggot
>>123286895
Shit. She was never best. And now that Mei exists she's completely redudant. Enjoy getting left in the trashcan with all the other shit waifus.
>>123287008
Yeah and people keep ignoring the fact that her
OUTFIT IS FUCKING AWEFULL.
ITS LITERALY LOW LEVEL WOW GEAR
>>123285423
>one tooth
am I the only one with a boner
>>123286678
Ideal body type is skeleton anyways deku basa sempai
>>123284976
THEY COULD HAVE MADE BATTLE REGALIA THE CUTEST SKIN
WHY DID THEY MAKE IT HER WORST.
> Illaoi is released
> Still Kindred login screen
Unacceptable.
So how is /lolg/ liking them Poppy reworks?
>>123286883
I liked poppy for a long ass time and the only things I don't like about this are the hair and eye color changes
>>123287036
RIGHT HERE NIGGA
>Poppy is the first champ I bought
>First mystery gift I bought was Poppy Noxus
>>123287101
>he wants to do his job properly
>this makes him a faggot
okay anon
i swear to god if her VO isn't by the same VA i'm going to fucking murder someone. if she's any less serious than she is currently i'm going to shit blood
>>123287113
>AWEFULL
I want leona and diana to corner me and once and for all decide who is better. i want them both to pull out their cocks, each as fine as the other, leona's slightly longer, and diana's a little thicker. they both sag from their weight between their owner's thighs. Both leona and diana take their cocks in their hands and begin to stroke them as i lean in and smell their musk. its so strong i feel myself start to get hard. then i reach out and take them both in my hands. so hard and hot, pulsing with excitement. i take leona in my mouth first, tasting her salt pre as i lick around her head and tease her tip. leona gets ahead of herself and grabs my skull, trying to thrust in. I gag and pull her out, trails of saliva connecting us. i turn to diana and kiss her uncut cock, slipping my tongue under her foreskin to rub her head. i peel it back and start bobbing my head as i come to full erection, beginning to stroke myself. i deepthroat dianna and swallow when she is lodged in my throat, massaging her cock .i grab her balls while i do this and make her go on her tip toes in tense pleasure. i pull her cock out with a slutty "ahh" and go back to leona, her cock is bright red and pounding hard to blood. she is so horny it looks like she is about to pop. i grab her sack and push her dick into my mouth. my free hand goes between her legs to her tight asshole and i slip a finger inside. i press down hard and tug her balls as i suck as hard as i can. I feel thick strands of saly jizz spray down my throat. i let her go and she staggers back. wasting no time i switch ti dianna, her member still engorged. i start to rappidly jerk her saliva covered cock off while sucking her nuts into my mouth, swirling them around with my tongue until she also succumbs and shoots thick goo into the air so it can shower down on me.
after both have recovered they ask me who is better, who wins the contest.
i only respond by turning around, offering my ass and saying there needs to be another round
>>123287064
Why do you think all these degenerates like her
They are going to erase this old splash art.
>>123285524
>someone tp to lane
>send him back where he came from
>SJWStylus
Glad I bought the Noxus skin. Based.
>>123287103
sona>mei
DELICIOUS TEARS OF POPPY MAINS ALREADY
GET BTFO
(she was garbage, deal with it)
>>123285423
>That fang
Holy fuck my heart
>>123287113
have you seen high level wow gear
it looks like shit
cata questing sets are some of the sleekest gear you can find, I hunted that shit down just to transmog to it
>>123287203
>His job
breh
With the new poppy rework are they going to let us buy all the skins again?
Because only being able to buy 2 of them is gay, and I still want noxus and blacksmith
>>123287216
>ignoring everything else
How cliche of autists.
>>123286671
for all we know her Q could deal ult damage like graves Q
>>123287298
>implying anyone is crying about it.
>>123287262
armored women are sjws now
>>123287184
HOW IS YOUR TASTE SO SHIT?
Been playing poppy since release makes me a little sad that I can't tower dive and 2 shot people with ap anymore but new ultimate looks fun and she got cuter I just hope her new lines aren't shit and soulless like most champ reworks.
Also I can show off my veteran skin status to all the new poppy feels good
Anyone already tested Illaoi?
>>123287281
nobody likes your shit waifu anymore you autist, deal with it
is zed and talon dead with the new items?
>>123287251
>why
because it looks like shit
>>123287298
The only people complaining are just trying to bait you dumbfuck. The rework is 10/10, literally no single point where I could think to improve it.
>>123287279
Scarlet hammer looks alright but I NEED that Noxus Poppy. It's the best.
>>123287196
>The only things I don't like is shit that has nothing to do with the actual game
>"I liked poppy for a long ass time"
Meaning you jacked it to porn of her but never actually played her.
>>123287357
the point is he makes them armored for no reason other than that, see Sejuani, the only shitter that needs armor in Freljord
>>123287251
>it has more curves and tits than her rework
sasuga ironstylus
>>123287036
>>123287198
Fuck you guys both.
FUCK YOU GUYS
>>123287298now that my favorite champion is gone its time to go back to crying over this iwata video
>>123287423
isn't sona literally the most popular waifu on lolg?
>>123287036
>mfw I gifted to myself a Misteryous Skin
>Noxus Poppy
>fuckingreally
Now I don't regret
But are they going to let people buy noxus poppy again?
Best skin
>>123287279
GOD TIER
Blacksmith
Noxus
HIGH TIER
Base
Lolipoppy
LOW TIER
Ragdoll
Scarlet Hammer
SHIT TIER
Battle Regalia
>>123287357
>of all sizes
thats p much sjw shit.
What's an acceptable normal winratio?
>Illaoi now available
>no login screen
?????
>>123287232
Is there more to this?
>>123285867
It might not be great for laning but it's sure as hell gonna be perfect for teamfights/dives/stalling games.
>>123286129
Ironstylus has nothing to do with that image, what?
>>123286883
I didn't give a shit before, she actually looks interesting now. I mean she is, for all intents and purposes a new champion anyway so why even try to point this out?
>>123286971
Those same horrible mana costs made her early game atrocious and feel absolutely miserable until she could complete Triforce and maybe another item. But beyond that I didn't like her kit to begin with aside from her E and Q, the latter of which only because it was broken as all hell. It wasn't an interesting ability, it was just stupid.
>>123287421
Yes
super tanky and deals a lot of damage but gets kited easily
I like her
>>123287526
Shut the fuck up nerd, it's Real Poppy hours!
Rephrase your fucking question to include Poppy or get the fuck out!
>>123287450
she lives in the coldest part of Freljord though.
but hey, stay mad waifufags.
>everyone complaining about noxus poppy
>nobody has ever seen the christmas event
>>123287232
Fuck, this is the best thing ever.tfw nobody erp'ing futa LoL champions, especially Leona.
>She's not curvy now!
>Implying she was ever curvy
>Implying people ain't gonna make curvy fanart of her anyway.
>>123287508
They had skin bundles for the Gangplank rework and Miss Fortune earlier this summer. Poppy will have a similar bundle included I guarantee it, but I seriously doubt you'll be able to get Noxus Poppy on its own. Legacy skins wont come back to the store separately.
>>123287607
Okay you faggot
Why does Riot think that her new ult is less toxic than the old one? Like what the fuck was going on in their minds when they thought that? Like what the fuck dude lamo
>>123287576
Riot have been out of sync with this shit for a while now.
>>123287262
>not liking armored women
fuck
the
fuck
off
>>123287516
This is pretty accurate except Scarlet hammer is mid tier.
>>123287524
You're not looking at context. He said all sizes because Poppy is literally under three feet tall. Explaining things to autists makes me feel like I'm talking to a six year old.
>>123287685
it's a skillshot you can dodge
counterplay
>>123286959
galio?
>>123287526
normals w/l doesn't fucking matter at all, just make sure its not negative or you're a shitter.
Poopy gets updates to all her skins' splash arts, but all of Trist's (excluding Classic and Dragon Trainer) don't?And Graves still can't have his fucking cigar?Come on rito...
>>123287113
She's still in the middle of her journey. I don't expect her to have crazy armor
>>123287607
who up click that mf poppy
>>123287298
Nah she just had archaic mana costs
>>123287449
You have had literally years to accept that this was coming anon get over it. Be happy that we finally have a proper Warhammer champ now instead of that faggot Jayce.
#toxicbros
W
W
@
so is this the end of riven
>>123287736
ironstylus is a renowned sjw dude.
>>123287769
How could w/l be negative? It couldn't you fucking idiot
>>123285606
Nobody cared who she was until she picked up the hammer. Was getting punted a part of your plan?
>>123287441
see
>>123286971
>>123285451
Even if it's bait, I'm pretty sure there's some mad faggot lurking here RIGHT NOW
i thought this was fucking victorious poppy or something at first
WHERE'S POOPIES VOICE?
>about to siege a tower
>poppy comes in and ults our adc 5 screens away
nice game lolbabs.
>>123287410
>>123287410
CUTEST TO WORST.
they actually gave Poppy a farming tool
>>123287579
nope, thats all i wrote, i was considering doing a full greentext or something because this came out shorter than i wanted.
>>123287638
most people say its disgusting and that im a futafag and should commit sudoku
>>123287642
>implying non retarded armor doesn't hide curves anyway
This was the best busty poppy lovers like me could have hoped for desu
>>123287782
>>123287327
>these piss poor excuses for having shit designed armor.
>>123287932
>>5 screens away
Riot already said it's about a screen away.
>>123287813
>Professional reprimand by <3 LUNARI PRINCESS <3 KAWAII DESUNE
>>123287880
>How could w/l be negative?
less wins than losses you fucking mongoloid.
Is new Poopy viableas a support?
>>123287865
What a kek.
Is Poppy officially the best Yordle waifu now?
I've been gone for a year or so
I was thinking of waiting for the taric rework but this new poppy piqued my interest
I've heard there were lots of changes though, is it worth going back to?
>>123286696
Something about that Tristana being knocked back is hilarious to me.
>>123287986
yea but they took away near all her absurde power she would get from farming
so how much is it worth?
>>123288007
>guys look at a REAL armor design
>it's not busy and overdesigned at all!
>why can't poppy look like that
maximum kill yourself
>>123285805
She fucks the Gargoyle or I'm walking out of here.
>>123288078
>now
>>123288078
Easily
any other answer is wrong
that single fang alone makes her stand above the rest
>>123287692
They need to find a balance between cute girls and big armory girls but Ironstylus is scary because he wants the whole fucking thing to be armored girls. He would ruin character diversity and the artists ability to take risks for the sake of his fetish.
>>123286959
Ruined King
new champ 2016
>>123288115
she probably can use her jump just before poppys ult and get knocked where she wants
>>123288084
Pre season is the relearning period. If you're wanting to get back into the action now is the best time.
>poppy knocks the entire enemy team out of kindred ult
holy shit
>>123285805
Galileo.
>>123287250
But pedos like Annie
I really don't like the two handed hammer
like
really don't fucking dig that
where's the shield, it's a tiny transparent thing
>>123287932
just cc her
>>123287036
/SOON/
>>123288042
ya, ult support away and fuck the solo adc
if they jump on your adc you pop your w, when they still get close him ram one of 'em away
>>123288021
No that's not negative you fucking idiot. You must be a literaly babby or dropped out of elementary school if you think that your winratio in normal league of legends games can be negative
>>123286449
>>123286574
>>123288136
leave galio alone he is too pure for lewd activities.
lulu is now the ugliest and least desirable yordle
lulufag BTFO
>>123285805
>Poppy comes home from her quest
>Hops in to the sofa all tired
>Galio brings her some snacks
>"how was the day, baby"
>Poppy feels the warmth of the Gargoyle and cuddles with him
>they fall asleep
>>123287682
but that's retarded
all of her skins except for regalia and scarlet are legacy/season vaulted
also I didnt get into blade and soul beta
time to kill myself
Support Ali on standby for Poppy's corner kick.
>>123288129
what are you talking about.
>>123287424
no
they're healthy and fine.
I'm ready.
I just hope they make the Q feel more 'powerful' , the preview looks bland as fuck
I never really cared for Poppy but that Blacksmith skin looks incredible and everyone is so excited and I'm getting high on hype and now I want to play new Poppy send help
Tell me your best funny league story guys
>>123286348
I can't help but get pumped when Sion starts shouting. I need to start playing him again.
>>123286574
His otp is zac
>>123288298
>Poppy rides around everywhere on his back.
>>123287904
People massively overstated her weaknesses before, but this new kit looks pretty rad. I'm willing to be optimistic about it.
>>123288008
>mfw you ult the enemy theam from baron pitbinto top lane
>>123288042
>slow for carry
>stop the bitch ass asssasins and shit from getting onto your carry with dash denial
>knock them away from your carry and potentiall stun them
>super mega peel hammer ultimate
Sure thing, results may vary.
>>123288014
Thanks friend, you reminded me of something I left out. I guess being permabanned over a "your mom" joke actuallytriggeredme
>>123286643
But teemo fucks tristana.
>>123286348
>poppy ults sion out of a fight
>he charges back in screaming
i need this poppy
>>123288308
That's how it's always been m8. Grab the bundle when she gets reworked or get fucked.
>>123288298
GALIO IS NOT A DIRTY YORDLE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>123288375
>skins
>canon
>>123287351
They'll most likely release a skins bundle with all her skins.
They usually do.
>>123288205
Omfg anon
>>123287036
THIS IS MY FIRST FUCKING SKIN AND IT GOT A NEW SPLASH AND I LOVE POPPY
THANK YOU RIOT YOU WERENT SHIT FOR ONCE
>>123287258
hilarious
Poppy is cute now? Who's the ugly champ now?
>>123288229
>try to cc poppy
>get knocked to tier 2 tower
???
>>123288397
Only one I can think of is when the enemy team has to kill me three times before I'm actually dead as Zilean with GA
>>123288489
>mfw her w will probably stop his charge despite him being immune to cc during it
I will laugh my ass off every time
>>123288589
Lulu
>>123288508
never said that.
but Poppy's dad got killed by Noxus soldiers, giving her a Noxus skin is pretty fucked up
>>123285451
>Can't dive for shit
>The champ that literally can use your tower against you to stun you and perform her whole combo while also gaining MS and preventing you from dashing
Let me guess, you're a Riven retard that thinks you gotta always build glass cannon on all champs.
I like the idea of Poppy being able to deny dashes. Fuck mobility creep. I can't wait to bash Kalista's face in.
>>123288497
>cuddling
>dirty
it's purest form of love
DAILY REMINDER
BAN
POPPY
EVERY
GAME
LMAO
best skin desu
>>123288291
inb4 lulu is the next female yordle to be reworked
>>123288641
Lulufags btfo
>>123288397
Had a top lane troll and feed because our first pick didn't ban Master Yi.
Master Yi was not picked in that game.
>tfw poppy isn't muh special champ that noone plays anymore
I hope she isn't cancer pls I don't want her to be cancer
>>123288602
no it probably wont, it's less a dash and more moving really fast
>>123288589
L U L U
U
L
U
>Squid lady got over shadowed within a day
Tumblr BTFO
>>123288670
is kalista's movement considered a dash?
>casting W next to her is a 4 second root
lmao
>>123288725
see ya in 4 years
>>123288807
this is riot were talking about
>Poppy's going to be balanced on release.
>People bitch because they don't know how to play her.
>She gets buffed up
>Becomes cancer
>People bitch because they don't know how to play against her.
>Gets chain nerfed and becomes irrelevant again.
Just fucking imagine if the balance team were as good as the art/music team. This game would be fucking god-tier.
>>123288813
>power of cute beats strong, independent, body-positive colored woman
It was inevitable.
I have you hand it to all of you poppy fags you guys stuck by your shitting manlet of a yordle and now she is best yordle
you guys are the worst but now you're the best
>>123286348
Poppy VS Sion is the one fight I always wanted to see in canon or on cinematic.
The contrast between the two is too perfect not to pass up.
>>123288928
>as good as the art/music team.
they are
Damn. Poppy is an incredible frontliner for protect the carry and disengage comps. That W is incredible. She'll see competitive play for sure unless she can't lane at all.
>>123287524
She's a gnome anon. Gnomes are short
>>123287813
>>123288478
I really dislike riots employees.
Sure I'm an asshole, but this shit is just demeaning to deal with.
>>123288802
that won´t happen just look at sion (1% playyrate ) which has also some fun gimmicks but nobody plays anymore since they are no muh epic playmakers
>>123284976
Fuck IronKek.
Fuck this world.
Why only Fiora get #REKT in the reworck
>>123288725
Yeah as opposed to all the other female yordles am I right
It's gonna be fun watching all the poppy maynes that only knew how to press R and spam Q fail with this kit.
Them I'm gonna find the one guy who figured it out and get rekt
>>123288813
There someone in Riot against Lyte and his SJW hordes.
Whoever you are, you can count on us bro.
>>123286849
Looks like Poppy got a Victorious Skin
>>123289060
She sacrificed looks for UNLIMITED POWAH
>>123288489
lulubro here, ill be drawing this later when i get homethis update is is making me the happiest I've been in a while
TARIC
REWORK
WHEN
>>123288813
>implying
poppy is now a young girl who doesn't know how strong she is but was actually super strong the entire time and just underestimated herself
tumblr will love this
>>123289072
Yeah Trist getting her 2nd rework n' all
LET'S PLAY THE WAIFU CLAIM GAME
>mfw Poppy Alley Woop to Darius dunk
COME ON AND SLAM
>>123286849
>no sunglasses
RIOT PLEASE
>>123288489
COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>>123289216
poppy
>>123286286
I own all skins mate
>>123289216
CLAIMED
late xth for waifu poppy
>>123286286
Right here, anvil brother
>>123289216
canonically BREAST waifu
>>123289216
POPPY
O
P
P
Y
>>123289216
ill take karma if she actually looked like that drawing
short hair brown girls are top tier
>>123288998
>yfw Sion was the legendary hero that should have had the hammer Poppy is carrying but this whole reanimations shit fucked up everything.
>>123289043
you've literally continuously been metaphorically an asshole despite progressively escalating restrictions. you deserve to be dememed desu senpai if you can't just play the game
>>123289216
foxgrill claimed
>>123289216
<3 Ahri
>>123287916
Looks like I found another top laner to play
>>123289108
>being a stereotype
kill yourself family
>>123289336
i don't think void insect things even actually have breasts
>>123289410
>>123289359
lol get keked
>>123286786
FUCK U SHES AMAZING IN EVERYSINGLE FUCKING WAY
>>123286286
I own all skins except Blacksmith and Ragdoll, fuck me m8.
>>123289216
Nami
>>123289472
she has bigger breasts than sona AND anivia
see: image
>>123289216
Your image is shit but claimed anyway.
>tfw i own this skin
it's going to be ssoooo fucking awesome <3
>>123289216
im claiming zac he's my waifu
>>123289513
:(
http://strawpoll.me/6092265
>http://strawpoll.me/6092265
http://strawpoll.me/6092265
>http://strawpoll.me/6092265
http://strawpoll.me/6092265
Poppyfags please accept me into your family. This new Poppy is just too cute. Easily best girl.
poppy
more like get ready to get my dick popped inya
>>123289390
>one game after last restriction
>drop a your mom joke, no vulgar words
>permaban
Riot games hard at work.
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT ILLAOI
SHE IS FUN
>>123288397
I got a few
>Playing with friends
>we're all in the same house, shouting at each other
>Our bot lane is Blitzcrank/Kog'maw, they're hiding in the bushes
>They see enemy Draven walk into second bush, totally unawares
>"Dude, hook draven, we'll fuck him up!"
>We're all watching as Blitz lines up a hook
>just as he fires it, Draven walks out of the bush
>he hooks the Support
>it's nautilus
>he stuns Kog, stuns blitz, Draven gets tons of free harass as they run away
Our Blitz did stuff like that a lot, he'd accidentally hook the tankiest Champion, who'd then CC everyone. He had a nasty habit of hooking fed Nasus into the middle of the team.
>>123286286
>tfw bought poppy and noxus when she was released
>bought blacksmith some year ago when it was on sale
>bought ragdoll on release so have veteran treatment on loading screen
>RIOT RELEASES CUTE SHORT GIRL
>IN TIME FOR JAPAN SERVERS
HMMMMMMMMMM
>>123289775
NO ONE
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
P O P P Y
O
P
P
Y
>>123284976
>zed buffed
>morde nerfed
>>123289043
Holy crap you sound like a fucking faggot
If that's how you talk in every game is probably fucking ban you too retard
>all these fucking normies talking about how cool poppy is now that she got an update and looks like furfucker tristana.
>poppy has been my waifu since the beginning
>all these fucking newfags and normies are trying to get in with my waifu
FUCK OFF NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT! SHE IS MINE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123289775
figuratively who?
>>123285086
Meanwhile french maid nidalee still has the worst splash in the game
>>123289216
Ashe still has the best butt.
>>123289775
spiritually who
WHY IS CANCER UNBANNED AGAIN
WHAT ARE THESE BANS MAN
rito officially full retard
>>123289745
This was sent to
>kawaii lunari desune "i'm a professional"
while talking about how much the ban really stopped my "toxicity."
>>123289879
POPPY IS A S L U T
S
L
U
T
>>123289745
post your bancard
i dare ya
>>123289879
fuck off you furry fuck
i just like cool tanks like sion
i dont give a fuck about your child fucking fantasies
>e the adc as poppy
>use w active
>they burn their flash/escapes
This shit sounds great
>>123289775
WHO? ?
>>123289841
>>bought ragdoll on release so have veteran treatment on loading screen
>veteran treatment
wat?
>>123289221
if it ever happens in competitive my life would be completed
>>123289841
Veteran treatment?
>>123289775
Metaphorically who?
>offensive language when I said three LOLs and one GG
20% AS on runes nunu WW@
>>123289879
>normies
>ree
>>>/r9k/
Is her ult an interruptable channel?
>>123288928
I'm always surprised how good the music is in League.
>>123289932
both teams look like shit though
In my opinion Battle Regalia is now Poppy's worst skin. And that's precisely the one my poppy otp friend uses.
He's gonna be so salty when he see this.
>>123289879
Your waifu is now literally everyones cumdumpster. Enjoy getting keked by a fucking SJWstylys
I love Lissandra!
>>123289879
>tfw I can unironically campaign to make oktoberfest poppy a reality now
:^)
>>123290034
Blinks should work. It's only dashes that fail. Basically anyone that isn't Kassadin can't escape.
>>123290063
newfags get out
>>123289879
>Robot gets keked
The sky is blue.
>>123289879
fucking hippisters
GET BTFO YOUR WAIFU IS NOW A BUCKET OF FURRIES' CUM
>>123289879
>i'm a special snowflake
shut up fag,no one cares if she was your waifu
>>123285451
>literally a completely different champion
and this is bad because...?
>>123290082
enjoy your ban faggot
Poppy literally looks like a tiny mouse now. It's adorable.
>>123288998
They could have a lot of fun with that.
>Poppy trying to shield against Sion's ult
>>123290141
Yeah. The splash looks neat, but the model looks meh.
Good thing I also ownBlacksmith
Where the fuck is bandlebro?
>>123290082
forgot pic
>tfw you're the only one who likes the new Battle Regalia Poopy
>>123289841
oldfags with fancy loading border on skin ww@
i have it on kitty cat katarina
>>123290295
fapping
>>123290001
>>123290162
>>123290221
>>123290239
>>123290241
ill fucking fight you IRL faggot.
>>123290026
she is mine, fuck off niggerfaggot. no one else is allowed to play.
I love that they gave her hammer a long haft that she chokes up on. Eliminates the "toy hammer" look.
>Hammerwaifu
>Stops enemy dashes
>literally punts enemies across the map
FUCK
YEAH
>>123289216
Ice waifu claimed
>>123289745
whatchu get for talkin about my mom bitch nigga
>>123289890
no
>>123285213
>>123286172
IT IS TIME
>Poppy rework
This reminds me, would you fugg a midget IRL?
>>123289932
blue team wins
>>123290040
>>123290063
newfags
>enemy picks Yasuo
>take poopy and just spam laugh every time they try to come close
>smack them out of lane when they hit six
Absolutely based rito
Too bad she'll probably lose her game breaking damage
>Throws her shield as an auto attack
WE FINAL JUSTICE NOW
>>123290479
if she was cute then yeah, if she looked like a retarded person, no.
>>123290468
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
cant wait to see her in competitive
>>123290530
that looks retarded
>>123290002
Dis gon take 2
>>123290357
>That animation
dick status: muh
poppy more like poopy xd
>>123290305
>those kills
>absolutely no damage
lolbabs???
>>123290590
0.006%
>>123285423
mfw this splashart
>>123290429
>puffy vulva
>>123290590
That scroll bar sure goes a long way down....
>>123290507W-where is her vagina?!
>>123290357
Yes. Long hafts weapons there are bigger or as big as the owner looks cool as fuck
>>123290590
>player triggered
Do you think sona has a hard time shopping for close with those absurd proportions of hers?
>>123290530
>>123290219
I never noticed sorry
G-guys,Illaoi is playable now...b-buy her!
>>123290590
I mean i guess this was worth a permaban.
I'm p toxic desu senpai
>>123290167
Who?
>yfw vlad into le assassin of many deceptions now that you can start null + pot, neg upgrade is 320, gw got nerfed and dft is a thing
VOICE OVER FILES SOON?
>>123290814
metaphysically who
>>123290357
>Poppy will never choke up on your haft
>>123289221
I always thought Yasuo was the true dunkmaster and everybody who knocked up an enemy for him to ult onto was doing the alley oop.
>>123288380
>>123288718
>>123290294
>>123285691
>>123286286
>>123286432
>>123286496
>>123287516
We in there
>>123289052
Sion was nerfed over time, he was actually very strong on release. He's pretty solid now still, he just can't shout people to death in lane like he used to.
>>123290754
that*
Poppy Voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiy2XCdHaeE
>>123290774
She's a Demacian noble, she probably has a personal tailorwho is gay and thus safewho takes her measurements in the nude for each new set of clothes.
>>123290828
okay so far nothing banworthy
>>123289865
>>123289390
Why is the league fanbase filled with such fucking pussies.
This is why I play with everyone perma muted now.
You litterally cant say anything funny without being fucking at risk of the guillotine
>>123290774
>busty girls
>wearing clothes
anon...
>>123290814
Literally, figuratively, philisophically, spiritually, fucking who?
>>123290343
>Fapping
>>123290548
Her passive is garbage now, though. Ult seems really fun.
>come around behind enemy team, ult whirling
>slam their ADC into your fountain from mid lane
or
>slam their frontline back to base and engage on a helpless squishy team
>>123286882
how based it that????
>mfw riot stole my idea
a couple of months ago I posted a champion concept for a muscle wizard champ
his ult was "I CAST FIST" which punched an enemy champion so hard they flew off the map, becoming untargetable for X seconds before landing 1000/2000/3000 units back in the direction of their base
>mfw poppy rework comes out
REEEEE GIMME MY MONEY RIOT
i want a doujinshi of poppy being abused by tristana the bully
>>123290814
literally who
>>123290876
>echo
???
>>123290814
Feels broken as fuck when you play against it, look at the fucking tentacles spawn when she is miles away.
>>123290429
how do the pantsu get around the tails?
>>123287232
Now THIS is lewd.
>>123290814
FUCK THIS NIGGER
POPPY WHEN
W H E N
H
E
N
>>123290876
>you're a big fella
>>123290876
>wew ur a big fella
thats the same voice actor as tristana no?
>>123290876
It's just Tristana.
>Y-you're in my way!
HNNGGG
>>123290876
Isn't that just Tristana's voice actor?
also
>Woah...you're a big fella?
>>123290828
Tbh when your top and jungle are running in 1v5 repeatedly while refusing to surrender it's pretty goddamn obnoxious
>>123290876
>wow, you're a big fellow
SOMEDAY SINGED WILL GET REWORKED
AND YOU ALL WILL SEE
I'LL SHOW YOU
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL !!
>>123290876
>you're a big fellafor you
>>123290876
>You're a big fella
FOR YOU
>>123290976
too bad you can easily dodge them
>>123290959
Yeah man
>>123290876
disgusting
>>123290884
yea but having to get EVERY piece of clothing tailored would get annoying surely?
>>123290917
sona doesn't look happy there
i think she's being molested
>>123290976
she is gonna get nerfed soon
specially that E
>>123290876
Does anyone else think she sounds a tiny bit too similar to Trist?
Also
>Its a little big... but I'll grow into it
2lewd rito lmao
>>123290943
You cant read can you?
>>123290626
Why would damage matter if you literally can't die?
Also what masteries do I get on nunu everything is shit
>>123290876
>No deep voice
>Tristana personality.
>Six minutes
DANGIT YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO PERFECTION.
>>123290864
It's very nice. I'll have to pick it up on the next legacy sale.
>>123290904
>talking to the person who could maybe save your account
>be a passive aggressive douche who works every meme he can think of into some insult to the point where his response just seems like the ramblings of a petulant child
Yeah, no, that guy is just a faggot
>>123290590
Good to see others who don't bow to riots SJW dictator bullshit.
I'm banned for 2 weeks atm
>>123285423
>Fang
>Disheveled
>Constantly uncomfortable expression
>Cloth + Plate armor
Cute as FUCK. AS FUCK.
>>123290876
She's so oblivious and adorable
>>123290876
>Bad at telling jokes
AYOOOO
>>123291045
Fucking annoying when you press B behind your Tier 2 turret and suddenly a tentacle smacks you in the face because Illaoi is in the fucking river.
>>123290668
god dammit i knew she reminded me of something
>>123291067
nonsense
sona is a lewd lady and ahri's charm is like ecstacy
>>123290876
>Poppy knows jokes now
>Snort laugh
>>123290876
This is tristana's voice.WTF RIOT?shitty voiceactor
THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT FOR ONCE?
>>123290876
>that laugh snorting
>>123290814
ugly, thus worthless
>>123291121
>not just muting him
You are self destructive if you dont.
The option is there.
Anyone getting triggered in a video game is a laughing stock.
MUTE
BUTTON
BRO
ITS
THERE
PROBLEM
S
O
L
V
E
D
>>123290082
Heh, I get reported whenever I pick Morde and win. Should have banned the fucker.
>>123290876
>that spaghetti dropping
>>123291105
Comparing it to her old passive, its shit.
>>123290876
>Jokes? yeah I know jokes
>>123290876
>every yordle female is going to be the same voice actor
>>123291123
>Poppy's joke
Oh god she's so awkward and adorable
>>123291110
>That joke
FUCKING SAVED HOLY SHIT DISREGARD THIS POST I SUCK COCKS.
>>123290943
Ult always hits the enemy towards their own fountain. It removes them from the fight, it doesn't send them to their doom. The passive is a strong laning tool. Which is fine.
Yeah yeah those new Poppy abilities look cool but does she still go OOM in 2 spellcasts?
Hope you guys are ready for the insane amount of Poppy porn that will follow
She's literally a better Tristana
>Wake up
>Poppy rework
>Its amazing
>She is 3 times cuter than Tristana
>Every single skin gets an updated splash
I died in my sleep didnt I, any word on recommended items?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiy2XCdHaeE
POPPY VOICE ACTING
>YOU'RE A BIG FELLOW
>NOTHING PERSONAL
POPPY CONFIRMED BEST CHAMPION
>>123291264
I ment the ult
>banning new champ in normal draft
why the fuck are people such fucking faggots?
>>123289775
>Giving a shit about a champion that only panders to LE STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN fags PLUS ten taco fetishists
>When you also have a real qtpie getting reworked that kills mobility creep and has the best, funniest ult in the game
>>123291293
>The piltie owns the bank
>Poppy
>Girl boner towards all demacians men
>If I were a hero, where would I hide?
My heart.
>>123290876
Everything else was fine but this is disappointing.
>>123291306
Yes.
>>123290876
>NotLikeThis
>GarenxPoppy OTP
>Galio keked
LMAO
>>123291067
It's Ahri.
Of COURSE she's molesting her.
Blacksmith makes her look like a redhead with freckles. I NEED THIS.
glad i already own blacksmith
>>123291365
>wanting to play tumblr:the champion
>>123290876
>5:15
>Tito reworking all of the yordles into qts before releasing jp servers
AHAHA ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
>>123291306
(Mad laughter in the distance)
> Poppy v/o joke
> Targonian says "GIVE ME ALL YOUR GEMS"
Taric rework confirmed Mount Targon?
Confirmed Pantheon sex pet?
>>123289775
Esotherically who?
>>123290876
>THESE JOKES
>THAT SNORTING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you know gargoyles and yordles have a lot in common
>>123290876
>you're a big fella
CIA CHAMPION CONFIRMED?
>poppy went from a shitty champ nobody likes to the most adorable champ in the game
holy shit her voice and her everything
>>123291454
How is a lovecraftian champion tumblr? lovecraft was openly racist.
>>123291352
>>123291295
>>123291214
Oh, I didn't actually read it. I just watched the video.
>>123291250
???
Who are you quoting?
I'm not saying anything besides that guy (well, you probably) is a giant fucking faggot and a whiny child
And if you aren't him, you're a fucking faggot too, faggot
Do tentacles apply on-hit? Black Cleaver seems like a really good purchase, but if tentacles apply on-hit it's so much better.
>Hecarim nerfs
Fucking W H Y. They're not gonna nerf the giga nigger tanks ruining top lane either?
>>123288397
>Buy Lee Sin with the intent of playing him as a support
>obviously people doubt me, saying that I'll ks
>get my adc fed really well, team is congratulating me
>get into intense teamfight bot lane
>adc almost gets last hit on a straggler
>suddenly remind everyone that I'm Lee Sin
I ended my first game on him with an S-Rank and then learned next game that Lee Sin supp doesn't work vs Leona
>>123291471
[Distant Unzipping]
the lucian ult change bugged his ult damage so it doesn't do bonus damage to minions
>>123290590
How asshurt can you possibly be to continue to talk so much shit that you get permanently banned?
I have literally never understood this in any game. After about 200 hours in any one game I just become completely dead inside and stop accepting any input what-so-ever from whatever shitters are in the community, while also managing the most complex of tasks within the game without using my brain so I can think about other crap while I mindlessly slave away.
I feel like if you even speak to other players you've already lost the mental battle, whether it's a normalfags verbose text rage or some faggot memelord like you who probably just goes "lol u mad, it's just a game, mad cuz bad" when some guy just politely asked you why you're trying to be a le epic trole by running into towers when the game just started and no one so much as instalocked or said a single word in pre game.
>>123291548
Wew lad it feels to be vindicated
Glad you guys can finally see her the way I did
>>123290876
>this voice
>those jokes
>that laugh
WAIFU
W
A
I
F
U
>>123285805
Me of co-
>Summoners aren't canon anymore
I can't believe I got keked by Riot.
>>123291576
She has a hammer mate and jap servers haven't even been released
>>123290876
>1:45
Second best joke besides Diana's
>doesnt believe the hammer belongs to her
>still says "my hammer" alot
RIOTTTT
IM HAVING A FUCKING EPISODE OF RAGE IM ON A FUCKING LOSING STREAK AND THESE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT RESTRICT MY CHAT AND PUT ME ON THE "LOW PRIORITY QUEUE" WHICH ISNT EVEN A FUCKING LOW PRIORITY QUEUE BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE BRAINS TO PROGRAM ONE. FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME
>>123291306
>no ass
>no tits
>porn
uhhhhhhhh
>>123290590
>>123290828
>>123291030
This was my first response when questioning why I was perma'd for this, you know, ass kissing to get back an account with all the champs and a decent amount of skins and completed rune pages.
glad this is the one fucking skin i have
>>123288229
>cc her
>poppy ult range is 1000-ish
>>123291579
>durr free homeguard XDDD
also riot fucking hates him
>>123290876
>REMEMBER THE ROLE!
>>123291579
Balance team is retarded.
I'm not talking braindead, but the self-absorbed kind of retarded where you keep doing things because you think you're right.
>>123285851
>Hunter X Hunter still dead
B-But they said never 2 without 3 ;_;
>>123291672
Jinx is flat as a board, but she gets tons of porn.
>>123291695
bahahahahha look at her face, holy fuck
>>123291659
>her father didn't make her the hammer anymore
dropped
>REMEMBER TO ROLL
lmfao new main 100%
>>123291695
rip
>>123291663
I think you need help anon.
Professional help.
>>123288205
Fucking hell this just hit me
>Poppy trying to tell jokes
>Looking for a hero
>all she can find are champions
Man if only she was in Dota
>>123290876
>i'm gonna hammer you in the jewels
L-lewd
>>123290876
>a Targonian says ''Give me all your gemstones!''
Taric not being an alien anymore confirmed!
PBE Out http://www.surrenderat20.net/2015/11/1124-pbe-update.html
List of people Poppy will put in the cuk shed
>Riven
>Yasuo
???
>>123291795
yea but she shouldn't
are jinxfags and poppyfags now one in the same?
>>123291672
didnt stop Tristana now did it
>>123291638
You're bretty triggered senpai.
You can follow the links and see the whole card, if you know, you want to stop sounding retarded.
The way she says "You..SIT!" makes me rockhard
WHERE IS AO SHIN
I don't care about this ugly chipmunk rework
>>123291398
FUCKING PILTIES
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123291672
Jokes on you faggot I'm commissioning TONS of porn tommorow.
>>123291886
Kalista and vayne.
>>123285851
>guts got off the boat
WHAT THE FUCK??
>after knocking back somebody
>"REMEMBER TO ROLL!"
OH GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE
>THAT ULT
>THAT MINI PALADIN APPEARANCE
oh god its happening
also wouldn't new poppys w basically completely invalidate riven
>>123291861
>hec nerfs
>swain nerfs the previous patch
haha alrite mang show me the real patch notes haha lol
>>123291959
l-like what Anon?
>>123290876
>Rainbow Dashvoice
Welp, at least I can wait for JP
>>123291830
that's pretty meta man
>>123291886
Anybody really reliant on dash engages I guess. Renekton maybe?
I wonder if she can stop Fizz's hops and dashes too.
>>123290876
>Original poppy didnt know any jokes
>New poppy tries to tell a joke and forgets how it goes
DEEPEST LORE
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
>>123289216
Claimed
>>123291689
>he thinks buying RP will save him
good riddance, this isn't p2w get fked
>>123291959
I might do a comissh. Should I get a furry artist or a western anime artist?
>>123291903
Think of her armor like it's a giant sports bra
She could potentially be stacked as hell
GARGOYLES AND YORDLES HAVE THE SAME REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS
CONFIRMED
>>123292029
Hecarim also got nerfed last patch because now he can't rush homeguards and the free homeguards are nerfed
>>123292023
I don't think it fucks her q, but maybe. Yasuo is going to get fucking annoyed playing against her for sure.
>>123291936
>2015
>he still believes ao shin is going to be released
>POPPY JOKES ARE DIANA TIER
BANDLEBRO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WE NEED ART!
>>123292023
yes
it's going to be an absolutely hilarious matchup since you stop her 3 Qs and her E
>>123290904
That guy is literally just spewing memes at this person who could possibly have this ban revoked and being a passive-aggressive betalord because someone reported him.
This guy being a dick to whoever this moonfurry faggot is literally the guy who goes to walmart, buys some bread, and screams at the fucking greeter when he finally realizes the bread had a hole in it. That's not even that dudes fucking job and you probably should have noticed how stale the damn bread was when you picked it up.
>>123289932
>complains about cancer not being banned
>picks the shittest support in the game
only have yourself to blame
>>123292023
Riven, pee sin, yasuo, J4
Poppy went from ultra cancer with shit early game to anticancer with meme abilities
>>123291776
It's "REMEMBER TO ROLL"
>no more nuking squishies for all their HP with one Q
what's even the POINT
YORDLES CONFIRMED TO LUST OVER HUMAN DICK
ITS
CANON
CANON
>tfw Riot
>>123291886
Hecarim
Akali
Diana
Ahri
>Permanent bans for shit talking
What ever happened to permanent mutes.
Why is this not a thing.
>New poppy is going to grow up to be old poppy.
>>123291886
Kindred has been cuked out of existence
>>123292252
no it's just poppy being a slut
>>123292259
i want that shirt
>>123292220
>e onto vayne with w up
>she can't tumble away
>>123292067
lucian
zac
The Tristana voice is really disappointing tbqh
>Heh you're big fellow
FOR U POPPY
4 U
>>123292284
>lyte happened
>>123292259
>>123290876
>POPPY GOING FULL SUPER SAYAIN WITH HER ULT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>123291886
Kindred
Sion
Ahri
>>123291886
Also, unrelated, she has overshadowed Illaoi, so..
>>123291550
When people sent him story drafts instead of making them better if they were really shitty he would correct and cross out spelling/grammer mistakes and send it back telling them to get good or get out.
>>123292381
So whats the big deal with lyte.
Is he really oblivious to what he is doing.
Is riot hugboxing him that hard
Poppy is absolute moe bait
>those jokes
>that attitude
>that awkwardness
>doesn't even realize she's the hammer's chosenI love it
hey easy
>>123292259
Fag stylus literally looking like a woman.
Also, Poppys ult WILL be nerfed. Baddies will cry about being ulted out of fights and losing due to no counterplay.
>>123292132
i think bandlebro is imploding right now
or she's frantically working on it as we speak
>>123286613
>Tahm eats your adc
Support Poppy to the rescue !
>ult Tahm
>with your adc in him
>Tahm releases the adc under his inhib turret
>"omg report troll support"
You know it's going to happen
http://theterriblecon.tumblr.com/post/133839217016/shes-looking-at-the-bright-side-of-it
Already there's some good Poppy porn.
>>123292414
It won't stop Sion's ult, will it?
>>123292352
THIS!WHAT THE FUCK RIOT.THEY ARE SWIMMING IN MONEY AND CAN'T FIND A SUITABLE VOICEACTOR.
FUCKING JEWS
>>123292453
yes
>>123292415
looks wise she is better to discuse now, give tentacles a couple of days while people play her and against her
>>123292521
It'll stop it because he'll hit you lmao.
>>123291886
>Katarina unaffected
Best assassin triumphs again
Well, except for the dash-to-wall and go back to base hammer
>>123292340
REMEMBER TO ROLL :^]
>>123292456
also the way she snorts when she laughs
>>123292485
>no counterplay
>hitbox is fucking tiny, you'll never see people that clumped unless you force em in to it
Just dont get hit by shit. Dont stand in the fire. simple stuff.
>>123289216
Tristana claimed!
>>123292519
Oh boy I can't wait for more
Muh
Dick
>>123292401
I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that.
>>123292485
there is counterplay ... move away from her
>>123292132
>IT'S A LITTLE BIG... BUT I'LL GROW INTO IT
LEWD
L E W D
E
W
D
>>>123290876
>Kate Higgins voice
>those jokes
C U T E
U
T
E
remember when AP Poppy vs AD Poppy debate was a thing
>poppy thunder goddess whn?
>>123292519
>imp midna in tags
>>123292519
that's midna
>>123289171
still is a more likeable character than whatever Illaoi was supposed to be.
>>123292519
>>123292623
thats immidna you fucking .. fuck am I being trolled?
>Can't even do objectives against poppy
>Can't tp in to help team
>Can't walk past poppy
>Can't farm lane
???
>>123285689
>Why do these people jungle? I actually asked this guy to buy warrior instead of rageblade because I wanted a jungler to actually participate.
why even play xin at all then
jesus
>>123291886
anyone with heavy dash reliance
shits gonna be hilarious though, people going for the LCSBIGPLAYZ and poppy just hits w and goes no
>>123291886
lucian
zac
fiora
corki
fizz
nidalee
elise
jax
kha'zix
rek'sai
wukong
vi
xin zhao
>>123291121
>>123292184
Nah, that was after I got fed up with riot professionalism.
>>123291689
This was my initial response.
After I got this back I just gave into the memes
I HEARD ABOUT POPPY REWORK
GIVE ME RULE 34 NEW PORN NOW
What's the best splash and ingame model for poppy now?
>>123292335
Its more like a girl having impossible crushes and this is literally my fetish
>>123291689
That does not come off as asskissing. That reads as passive-aggresive middle aged salaryman trying to get back at his asshole boss by writing a mild letter to upper level management to try to get him fired over minor mistakes but never actually sending it.
Step up senpai.
>random enormous buff on Zed
Ok riot.
>>123290948
>>123286882
>>123286985
k
first ekko now new poppy
riot sure loves that studio, not that i mind
>>123292686
Isn't the new Thor a woman? Thunder Queen Poppy when?!
>>123290876
>its a little big but Ill grow into it
>>123292778
>moonsugar
>lunar princess
OK
IM DONE
RIOT IS A FUCKING JOKE OF A COMPANY
>>123284976
>She's a tank/fighter now
>Dat fucking ult
Oh I like this. I hoping they would take this direction with her.
Also, I'm glad Bond of Stone didn't get nerfed nearly as hard as I thought it would.
>Runic Armor remains untouched
Sion still stronk.
post em /vg/ im curious how big the difference between wins and loses can be
>>123292029
>>123292114
>>123291861
>The hecarim nerfs are real
Fucking WHY
Wow, tristana looks like fucking garbage to play. Boring and the ult looks worthless. What a shame.
What's a champion that completely counters lllaoi or w/e his name is?
I just want to play that champ in normals after my last exam just to piss retards off pls help ty
>>123292737
CAN'T HANDLE THE BANDLE?
>>123291932
timestamp? i missed i
>>123292951
? Trist is still pretty good after marksmen changes
>>123292778
#rekt
im sure you regret giving riot your money now, too late nigga you encouraged them
>>123292968
jax probably, he doesn't counter, he just wins.
I'm slowly learning lolg..... I will master the hidden opness that is Yorick
just bought illaoi and went into a custom game and she's not there. the shop says i purchased her (cant buy again) but i didnt lose any ip, did i just get permanently kucked from playing the new champ?
holy shit the poppy update is CUTE!
>>123292778
I decided that after being told twice that I was a poopyhead and I couldn't have my account back that I was done kissing ass so I proceeded to be an autist.
>>123293081
Work on your creep.
>>123292909
I am not playing a game just to see my winrate, but it's a positive winrate of 90 and 100 on normals and ARAM respectively IIRC
>Kill somebody in lane
>Channel ult as they start channeling tp
>Instantly smack them back to their fountain when they tp back in
I can't wait
>>123289216
CLAIMED
>>123292951
>>123293053
I meant poppy, confused because of the voice actor being the same..
>>123292259
Id give the sjwgirl on the left the dick tbqh.
>>123287638
there's some futa ERP logs on lolhentai
>>123293156
"towards" their base
prolly goes as far as.. like, from first tower to second tower. not all the way.
>tfw my Bard winrate is 35% and falling every game with him
>Every other champ I play is ~50%
>>123290876
>mfw Poppy charging her Kamehameha at 5:15
SION LEVEL REWORKS RIOT HAS GOTTEN RIGHT: 2
>doing drag
>poppy ults me back to my base and steals
>doing herald
>poppy ults me back to my base and steals
>doing baron
>poppy ults me back to my base and steals
GG
>>123293049
Around 4:15
>>123293141
POST RESPONSE I WANA SEE THEM DAMAGE CONTROL
How long until rule34 artists make a dildo poppy picture with her ulting and pushing people away with a giant dildo?
>>123293238
it goes at least from mid lane to 2nd tower when fully charged
>>123292737
She's going to be strong in competitive. That said, the channel time means you have a chance to interrupt it if her flash is down.
>>123290668
>tfw this was the only scene I fapped to.
Several times
>>123293141
>act like a 12 years old kid
>get warned about not acting like a 12 years old kid
>get punished like a 12 years old kid
>throw a tantrum like a 12 years old kid
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
>>123293250
>>my Bard winrate is 35% and falling
That's normal.
>>123293150
holy fuck 100 on aram? how many games have you played?
>>123293175
>I don't like the new poppy
>5 games today
>5 wins
I'm scared of tomorrow.
>>123290876
NOT LIKE THIS
>>123293336
>acting like a kid deserves a perma ban
hah. hahaha. what the fuck dude
>>123293282
>>123293148
I agree, sometimes I get too excited with harass that I ignore minions
>>123293374
I do like her though, shes cute! But her kit looks like ass.
>>123293286
It's right here. As well as my subsequent response.
>>123287813
>>123293331
>mfw i did the same
ayy
>>123292802
>TONS OF FLAVOR
https://imgur.com/gallery/Q7B5JkS
>>123293429
i think you missed the little part where you acted like a little kid 4 times before you got perma
>>123289216
who is that? first on the bottom row
>>123293081
Broken in lane, useless in teamfights. But as long as you can somehow make some use of him, one request.Make them remember him.
>play morgana very well
>get called script noob
What?
>>123293282
Yeah that shit will definitely get nerfed.
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
>>123290876
>woah...you're a big fella
>>123293305
I imagine it's the distance of a TF teleport
>skarner grabs your ally
>they get to spend some alone time in the enemy base
She's gonna be so fucking fun
poppy is an assassin
an ASSASSIN
>>123292778
Thanks for the $$$ sucker
>all this silver theorycrafting
k
Now it's up to Bandle
>>123293353
why isn't he being buffed?
Rework when?
>>123292521
I guess it will..no idea 100% to be fair
>>123292485
she must channel her ult to get it really powerfull, and in meantime it can be easly cancelled
>>123293336
>12 years old kid
>12 years old kid
>12 years old kid
(you)
discarded
>>123290876
MFW THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE MESSED UP THAT FOOL ME ONCE SPEECH
>>123293282
>get hit by a channeled skillshot ult instead of dodging or interrupting it
>bad things happen
wooooow
>>123293475
Try tunnel visioning on your creep while keeping your peripherals on what the laner jungler is doing.
Youl hit 10 creep a min easy.
>>123293497
Why is riot so oblivious.
>>123293534
I will try.... Basically my logic is that since strong carries like jinx trist and yasuo are in the meta right now I can just piggyback onto them in the teamfight phase by essentially giving them 2 lives
I have never see a champ release with so few hype, no one give a fuck about illaoi, i have played like 8 game and i didnt see one and no one seem to care about it
guess ugly champ are not popular who would have thought
>>123292778
>>123293141
>get asked why the fuck do you say 'your mom'
>get banned for being a dumbass after agreeing to their ruling
lol?
>>123293480
>Anticancer field
>Huge knockback skillshot
It does look like ass,but a glorious brazilian ass grown at the gym.
https://twitter.com/RiotAvari/status/669256063275786242
https://twitter.com/RiotAvari/status/669256144162959360
>>123290876
>Forgetting jokes and accidentally making them racist.
Oh geez.
>>123293282
>>123293635
given the range she can easily do it from outside the pit
>>123293578
i'm pretty certain her ult interaction is gonna separate champs like skarner and tahm from their targets
>skarner tries to initiate
>punted away from champ by poppy ult
>kench trying to escape with adc
>knocked back to base leaving adc isolated
>>123292191
>bard is bad
kill yourself my man
>>123285310
Taric isnt getting a rework until a couple patches into season 6. He's in a really good spot right now.
>>123293589
By playing Bard you're signing up to have fun, not to win.
>>123292824
>Implying Lamb and Wolf's character dynamic isn't based on Transistor, too
>PBE IS UP
>>123293792
Skill wise maybe.
His ult needs to be un nerfed.
But he looks like shit, he needs a visual atleast.
>>123293589
he is in a pretty good spot if you know what you are doing
>>123293775
Well he's slightly better than Gallio support so I suppose you have that going for you :^)
>>123287950
She looks badass now. I don't see the problem. I think you put too much emphasis on cuteness, which has never really been her thing.
Would poppys W block lee's second Q?
Thank fuck that Rageblade costs 300 extra gold now, that really solved the problem
>>123293081
M8, 282 at a 40 minute game is really poor. Focus more on your CS and you will probably see a general increase in wins in your games.
whats the secret to winning solo queue?
>>123293909
>>123293918
badass cuteness
>>123293982
they gave it a cleave.
Illaoi is shit
she does less damage than motherfucking braum support
>>123293963
yep, by the looks of it
anything that isn't a blink (and isn't immune to cc) gets stopped
>which has never really been her thing
Up until now.
I'd say she's the cutest champ in League right now desu.
I need some smelly poppy feet drawn right about now.
>>123291695
She looks like she has an extra chromosome
>tfw no special forces poppy .
Devastating Charge (E) [tooltip notes he can now move through units during charge]
isnt that hecarim passif ? did they change it or am i missing something ?
>>123293532
I think it must be quinn
>>123294025
just carry harder ;^)
>>123294036
or are you just shit to play her?
>>123293982
>that shaco damage
what?
this skin is more important than poppy's rework
>>123284976
Can she cancel her ult? This is important.
>>123290668
>>123291191
>>123293331
>>123293501
Do we have drawthreads in /vg/? Suddenly I want Poppy and Sion recreating that scene
>>123294140
yeah I'm confused as well
While the voice between Trist and Poppy are now similar I don't think they sound exactly the same, at least acting wise.
Also.
≥Bandlebro already found out
Soon.
>>123293141
>"your losing my business if you dont unban me"
>"does Ruit Kyte really think permbanning will change anything"
>>123294164
So is this one.
But the poppy rework is pretty neat.
>>123294036
>be gnar
>fuck her up in lane, avoid her tentacles, engages once at level 4 with mega gnar and win effortlessly
>we both hit level 7
>engage again as mega gnar with her at half health
>she hooks, pulls spirit out then ults
>3 tentacles hit me
>instantly deleted
you arent doing it right anon
>>123293890
I play in elo hell, where mid always feeds. There is little a dong can do.
If I want to win I pick someone like Alistar.
>>123294164
No one cares about Hecarim
>>123290876
that snort is fucking disgusting
>>123294260
They sound the same dude.
>>123293986
You're right. The funny thing is back when I played adc I was pretty good at farming to where Id be hitting 80-96 cs at 10. But ever since I turned into a irelia/yorick/top main Ive had trouble balancing cs and other things.
Especially since I don't take teleport
>>123294228
by the way i have noticed i still get creepblocked but way less than with other champ, do you too ?
NO NEW THREAD LOL
>>123294273
>you can't play league of legends without spending money
Stop this meme.
Please.
>>123294260
>≥
>>123294312
only pick bard if you can trust at least 2 of you team mates.
>>123294317
>>123294120
Unlike most champs Trist and Poppy have actual animation in their faces. She doesn't have that expression in game. It's just a slack T pose.
>>123293141
It's literally your own fault you got banned, you autist.
>That Poppy rework
>That Ult.
So... she's a support now?
>>123294198
She can release it early for way less aoe i think
>>123294436
I don't know how that happened
>>123294420
Fact is, permabans are a BIG thing, im sure most people who aren't retarded and spent money on RP stop being an asshole after the first warning because they don't want to lose all they've invested.
You're salty because you weren't smart enough to just stop using the chat. Big Brother Riot is real and if you didn't realize this yet I don't know what to tell you.
>>123294575
She seems like either a top-laner or jungler hellbent more on disengage or counter-engaging.
>>123294575
If Targon execute works on her shield throw, most definitely.
>>123294575
site says top and jungle but she can probably support as well
>>123294420
That's what that post means. He was pointing out that you contradicted yourself. Permabanning will mean that they are actively refusing your money because it's not worth dealing with someone being a little shit.
Like when customers go up to a manager and threaten them with losing their business and the guy just tells them to get the fuck out of their store because they're being drama queens. Sounds familiar right?
>>123294317
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>123294561
You're right. My mistake was not using the /mute all function.
>>123294420
>nobody would willingly subject themself to IP grinding for champs
It would be atleast 2 years before you could get enough for even half the champs (assuming you dont go full-on NEET)
As someone who has lived by the "If you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all" code Im actually enjoying Riot Lyte.
Watching all this Justice porn happen is like a early Christmas to me
>>123294036
:^)
>>123293141
>be a toxic shitter
>get banned
>"LOL UR LOSING MY BZNZ"
>Proceeds to make a new account and spends more money on it
>>123294575
jungler
top
and possibly support
>>123294787
>being so retarded you stand still and get hit by the slowest skill shot in the game
>store disabled now
RIOT PLEASE
>>123284976
Forget if yasuos ulti is a dash, but i think its a teleport, either way- lee sin blown the fuck out.
>>123294575
You can't use the ult until level 6 and until then you're a useless piece of shit waiting to get poked down. Will be playable, but not good.
>>123285152
>looks like shit
No, she looks absolutely fucking adorable.Her kit is a far cry from what it once was though. She can't really initiate anymore and she does ZERO damage.
>>123294736
That's not what that guys post means, is what I meant to say.
>>123294164
dam str8 mang. already own blood knight/headless/arcade but im for sure getting elderwood. shame they're nerfing him on the pbe; can only hope those don't go through
>>123294314
no one cares about you
BROS https://twitter.com/MarkYetter/status/669237369262837760
ALL SKINS FOR PURCHASE ON RELEASE
>>123294851
>ganking is now standing still
okaay buddy
>>123294787
>Irelia
>calling other champions unbalanced
LOL
>>123292951
>worthless
knocking a bunch of cunts out of a teamfight and making your team have a numbers advantage is worthless? lmao
>>123294942
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FUCKING LOLIPOPPY
oh wait they already rereleased it for halloween.. oh well.
>>123290876
>Same voice as Tristana
>Same personality as Tristana
It's not even a bad voice but if I just wanted Tristana I'd play Tristana
>>123294942
Riot, for once you don't disappoint.
>even game
>little behind but can still easily win
>team ff
fucking fuckheads. why queue up, waste fucking 30 minutes playing just to quit? i dont fucking get it.
>>123294884
Goddamit I bought scarlet hammer because it was the only one that didnt look retarded and now the ones who looked the shittest are the best.
>>123294942
that's cool and all but just looking at her skins her best one seems to be the original by far
Oldfag poppy player here, wish they didnt make her a garen fanboy and didnt go full cute with it.
>>123294903
yasuo's ult is a blink, but his e is a dash
>>123294942
shame the only one i want is battle regelia which is already in
probably gonna go on sale though
jesus fuck why am i so hyped for this
>>123295052
>same voice and personality
Are people really this dense?
I dislike the new Poppy.
>>123294692
>>123294714
>>123294823
>Top laner
No real damage, no proper uses of E, Lacks any major way to gank via teleport and her ult actively never works well in sliding Top power her way.
>Jungler
Can only ever catch overextended lanes, lacks kill damage, no Ult for ganking. Will be counterjungled to fuck because her Survivability looks ass.
Meanwhile as a Support.
>Ranged Poke auto that gives a shield.
>Always able to slam people into a wall if they push
>Can Stop Junglers dashing.
>R can cause a total disengage
>>123294942
Well now I have no reason to use my Noxus Poppy skin lol
I'll just stick with her original then
>>123294996
i didn't call anyting unbalnced you dumb nigger, he said Illaoi does no damage so i posted that
>>123294787
HUB OF THE WHEEL, THE ORIGIN OF ALL LIFE, THE DEVOURER OF DEATH
>>123295096
you're the type of person when the whole team is 51-18 and thinks they have a chance because you're up 2 kills mate
>>123294736
Not seeing the contradiction.
>you can ban me sure
>i'll continue playing your FREE game because it's fun with friends
>I won't continue spending my money on riotshekels
As for the analogy, I don't really know what you mean desu. When I have complaints about businesses the fix their shit. To be fair I live in a rural area where most businesses are small and privately owned though, so they HAVE to give a shit about customers and they go out of their way to make their customers happy.
MIGRATE WHENEVER
>>123295332
>>123295332
>>123295332
>>123294942
>Already have Blacksmith Poppy
>Noxus Poppy will be available
Tempting
>>123293721
nice
>>123294942
>Syndra gets a new skin
>Poppy looks like someone worth learning when my main gets banned
RIOOTTTT STOP TEMPTING MEE
>>123286643
Rumble is literally the cuk king
He's in love with a slut who'll bang the whole squad while he watches
>>123295231
>shove cannon wave to tower with new aoe
>punt enemy laner back so they miss all that farm and exp
>repeat until they're 3 levels lower than you with 2000 less gold
>>123290876
>it's a little big, but I'll grow into it
Who is good top lane in the current meta? I wanna get better at top lane since im sick of shit supports sucking cock instead of peeling. Should I learn Darius?
>>123294884
the potrait looks like something theboogie would draw.
>>123295542
>not having a friend support for you every time you adc
>>123295643
I do, and they suck as well.
>>123294942
>wanna buy gravelord azir
>suddenly this appears
>illaoi bundle is available
Honestly people are getting a little too hyped up when they say she's going to be played all the time. She's not Fiora or Graves, when people play Solo Q they want to make #LCSbigplays not a tank with little damage.. When they do play tanks it's usually FotM shit like Mundo. Even the people who play Malphite and Cho Gath usually only play those champs for their game changing ults and while Poppy's is game changing and funny, it's not going to get you kills very often which is all that most people care about. Hipsterfags rejoice, she'll be played for at most a month and then dropped after they find uot you can't one shot someone or make flashy plays.
>>123290876
>yup, it's even heavier than it looks
wow nasus is fun
>>123295231
>Q still does % damage, everything scales off of AD, ult has decent base damage, W stops dashes if you jump on them with E
>No real damage
>>123295303
I'm the type of person that knows this game has devolved into who ever can land a stun first wins.
>>123295703
get better friends
>>123295542
>Darius
are you bronze? if so go for it. if not Darius is fucking trash
>>123295542
Garen, you literally need no skill to carry and can murder anything when you get w black cleaver
>same voice actress as Trist
>>123288489
>there will never be a cinematic where:
>new Poppy Q's Sion
>Sion laughs and charges up his Q
>Poppy sees this and charges her ult
>She ults him right before his Q animation stops and gets surprised as he is thrown back 3000 units back to his Tier 2 tower
>he gets up and is absolutely FURIOUS
>he ults back to lane waiting for a briefly triumphant-faced Poppy whose face soon falls into despair and then resolve as a larger shadow looms over her getting bigger and bigger....
Somebody make this.....PLEASE
>>123295838
I'm gold 1. Who should I play then? And hey, Im just asking a fucking question bro. Cut the shit.
>>123293141
>2015
>people still think RP purchases amount to anything more than pocket change on Riot's end
They could not give less of a fuck about an individual player.
>>123295740
>Q still does % Damage
Where is that?
>>123291657
>besides diana's
>diana's
B A S E D
>>123295124
oh boy, here come the allegedly 'Poppy mains'
>>123295542
Fiora Or Olaf.
I can't think of any other top worth it.
>>123296202
What about dankplank?
>>123296050
lolz
>Noxian Poppy doesn't get new lines like Pentakill Karth
Bullshitery is what I call this
>>123295961
How bout you just find who you have fun with and fucking master that champ? It don't really matter who the hell you play or if they are in the "meta" until you get to the highest tiers and even then not really
>>123296365
>6%
>It's now Physical Damage
>Poppy can be build against for Physical damage making her worthless in damage.
Oh boy, she's literally New Sion, Surely she'll do good against champions like Fiora and Olaf.
>waifu fags ruined poppy
Her ult is fucking broken
if you fully charge your ult you can knock someone from dragon pit to blue
it goes on a 30 second cool down if you dont release it
>>123294663
>Fact is, permabans are a BIG thing, im sure most people who aren't retarded and spent money on RP stop being an asshole after the first warning because they don't want to lose all they've invested.
kek
>>123296454
Fine, ill play tank adc hiemer then, you sack of shit.
Pic related, its you
>>123297235
Youre the mad kid who needs someone to tell you who and how to play in fucking Gold, haha. Saty salty boy
>>123292414
Sion's ult is NOT a gap closer, it is a go really fast ability that is stopped by terrain or champions
>>123291306
She always has been, you fucking faggot
>>123297235
daisy isnt even cute
fag
>>123290876
Goodbye deep voice poppy
>>123297406
I asked for some tips and advice and you tell me to fuck myself. That is not cool. Another pic related, you in your little bronze cage
>>123290876
They made her a literal pixar character. Fuck
>>123296556
>Pretending it did true damage before
>Implying there aren't more armorpen items than ever
>>123298090
i never told you to fuck yourself babby, I told you to make your own choices and that it doesn't really matter who you git gud with. soft skin faggot gonna report me for being toxic now?
>>123287916
>Poppy of the Naaru
>>123298342
WHICH top lane should I learn? Who do YOU enjoy. That was the question and you felipe'd your shit
>>123296556
>Poppy can be build against for Physical damage making her worthless in damage.
Oh yeah let's see how you itemize against 12 % (TWELVE PERCENT) max HP at level 1.
>>123298756
Armor lowers % hp now
>>123289216
taken
>>123299002
and MR reduced 100% of her Q and E then. What exactly is your point there ? That it's easier to build armor than MR ?
How is Illaoi jungle working out for everyone.
Even stronger than top or mid in my experience. No CC but tons of damage.
Warrior is is better than Cinderhulk by a small margin I think. Tentacles stack up Fervor very fast.
>Poppy can't tell a joke for shit
>snorts when she laughs
aaaaaaaaaaaaa PRECIOUS AWKWARD BABBIS
>>123284976
Does anyone have the stock scream of a man going "WAAAA HOO HOO hoo"? It's more of a comedic scream than anything else. I cannot find it for the life of me.
>>123299465
>That it's easier to build armor than MR
but it is
>>123299829
>armor is easier to build than MR
>All the MR items are cheaper than their armor equivalent or bring more stats for the same price
>QSS costs fucking nothing
>Hexdrinker exists
How long has it been since you last played the game anon
>>123286150
shit waifu