/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>>122751414
ill probably sell it but i don't think it's that ugly

>>122751230
gold fade like the other guy said

>6th round
>1 kill

I want to fuck Pansy in both of her holes and feed her my cum

>>122751257
yeah nah its the same problem there would always be

the reason bo3 isnt done is because of how hard logistically it is, saying that bo3 is now a problem because of the logistics isnt actually any different its just realizing the reason that it wasnt done in the first place

its asking for something and then going hey why did I get exactly what I asked for

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Finally a csgog anime thread

dank

My desk is too small and I can only have a Qck Mini as a mousepad. What sensitivity index would be optimal for me? I have a G303 so DPI is also configurable

>>122751641

Just get a bigger desk. It's pointless to even play on such a small pad.

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>>122751504
>implying everyone doesnt think this

kek

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who /nog/ here?

>>122751591
yeah man bo3 is the problem
not that the orgs decided bo3 format with a losers bracket throughout ONE day was a good idea
or that 4 hours of delays happened
nah that can't be right

>>122751998
I'm glad you understand

>>122752031
i understand that your logic is retarded

>>122752063
thats ok its hard to understand things from a organizers perspective, its ok for you to struggle with it

>>122752146
>organizers perspective
if the organizers actually thought with a sliver of logic they would understand that a bo3 format would be almost impossible
they would have had to take extre precautions to make sure there were no delays
which they apparently didn't.

but thanks for recognizing that it's a problem with the org and not the format.

great finals gotards
lasted a whole 15 minutes
much wow
many fun

>>122751526
>you will never make her your speedrun gf
why live?

>jumping m4
uhh... gotards?

>grand final bo1
nice tournament

>Hours and hours and hours of BO3 to decide the final
>BO1

WHAT THE FRUCK

who is the faggot caster with the shitty typical shoutcaster voice that's almost as bad as misled?
please tell me so i know never to watch a match that's cast by him

>>122752764
R. Lewis

>n0thing running out of cover spamming with the p250 gets an insta frag
lmao csgo is so fucking broken
why is that shit allowed

LOL RNG YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Finally. Fuck this LAN.

>win 1 map
>win the whole tournament

gotards??????

just delete this whole thread janny

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YOU LIKE MY PISTOL ADADA+M1?

that was the most underwhelming victory of a LAN ever

It was so pretty fucking hype until then too...

>>122753067
it's almost 4 in the morning there. Most of the crowd is gone. Everyone just wants to get it over with

A great day for c9. Taking a map off an Australian team is a hueg step for the NA scene

>>122753064
remember goyim, csgo is a perfectly balanced competitive shooter based on skill ;^)

>>122753091
That's what happens when you have a Bo3 format but only one day to complete it.

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How tall is Ska?

>>122753124
Or they could have just not had an hour break in between matches and 30 mins in between maps

>>122753182
6' or 6'1

Why are people posting in this thread?

Why don't you anime shitposting fags just stay in your "secret club"? You're not wanted here.

so brevik is hosting cs tournaments now

>what are you guys gonna do to celebrate
>they won 15k
>org gets half that
>7.5k spread out between 6 players and a coach
>after playing nonstop for like 3 fucking days

fuck you rgn

>>122753317
>NA team
>Can't compete at a high level
>Doesn't work hard
>Yet one of the highest paid teams out there
Who fucking cares.

-n0thing
+swag

>>122753317

they get fat salaries
they attend tournaments like these more for the exposure and to be able to claim they won it even if it means nothing in the grand scheme of things
also I doubt the org would take any of that chump change money

>>122753317
when's the last time you made 400 bucks a day playing video games?

>>122753382
>doesn't work hard
you can call them shit because they are but to say they don't work hard is just pure ignorance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cjbuSfBjgA

Let's watch, /csgog/!

>>122753459
well my job is a games tester so every week

>>122753474
>streaming is hard work

>>122753514
>games tester

I can't think of a more horrible office job.

>>122753545
>what is free time

>>122753564
you're right it fucking sucks but its all I have in life

I wish I was neet

>>122753591
>Implying streaming hours is not in their contract
>Implying they don't make a shit-ton of money streaming

>>122753678
>implying either of those two points you bring up have anything to do with them working hard or not

So I've been using a Trust GXT 340 headset for a while and I'm currently MGE. The other day I tried my brothers Beats by Dre headset and I've come to the realization that you're supposed to hear not just enemy steps, but also your own steps, of which I can neither with my current shitty headset.

So my question for you guys is if you can recommend some good, and price-reasonable unlike Beats, headsets where you can actually hear wtf is going on.

>>122753708
>Implying I couldn't fucking wreck you in a 1v1

>>122753749
hd 598 are good for everything

>>122753768
>implying you'd actually come to lvl50 wildy

>>122753749
My shitty Siberia v2 headset let's me soundwhore the FUCK out of everything. It's around 80 Canadian dollars so it's not that bad.

Nice, our guys won! C 9 B O I Z

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>>122753862

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operation dropping hot this friday

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>>122754023

I need it!

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Since i heard there is no dubs here the naming post will be the one ending in "19"

Let's go bois!

>>122754132
$300 on pixels

>>122754132
dfsasadfasfafafas

>>122754245
roll

>>122754132
naming skins is autistic

>>122753182
not that tall iirc

just surrounded by manlets

>>122754332
>>122754334
rip trips

>>122754332
same

>>122754132
M4A1-S (g)

>>122754385
hello newboi

>>122754132
cfvghjghlk

>>122754667
roll

>>122754132
Pansy is my waifu

>>122754563
Nice one! But i think you can't use ( and )

>>122754132
pansy's vibrator

man how funny would it be if harveyfag went around in other generals spamming hated members of the community for each thread
hahaha

uhm gotards neck yourselves my man?

>>122754132
HIKO ARE YOU KIDDING XD

>>122754132
"Gun"

>>122755053
Seconding this

>>122755053
yo nice timestamp my man

>>122754638
nys

>>122754132
"add me for cute erp :3"

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will give out cacti / rain's and siztra's phone number for csgo skins. Add me to discuss prices.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mellheart/

>>122755484
who?

>tfw no qt3.14 pansy gf
Why even live bros?

>>122757596
pansy gets pounded by deman

>thread has posts all within 3 hours of eachother
>until suddenly it takes half an hour for one post
looks like the people of 4chan had to go to school

>drop a 4k during pistol round
>Drop a 5k hs ak 47 the following round

>Get accused of cheating and my team kicks me

Uhh /csgog/?

>>122758275
>implying she doesn't pound him like she pounds whoopers

>>122753497
cool watch

>>122758770
VAC

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guy decided to toggle on last round when his team is down 1 - 15 for no reason whatsoever.

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>>122754132
neck yourself ayy lmao

anime

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MGE is the worst rank to play at.

I think I will neck myself.

>>122760094
selling boost

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>>122760172
I didn't say I was stuck in it, kek.

It's the worst rank to grind through.

>>122760283
>grind through MGE

If you already have to "grind" there you must suck lol

>>122759332
They didn't kick him?

SpaceS or myXMG?

i hope you faggots listened to me with >>122740470
made $60 off that. csgo betting is the easiest shit ever.

I got a random steam guard notification when I started up steam, has anyone else got this before?

>>122754132
Repeating digits

>>122754132
Knight Power

>>122754132
M4Ayyy1-S

>>122754132
Our greatest ally.

>>122762490
00 is posible if I remember correctly.

>>122762490
notice that my comment "hello newboi" was a reply to a guy who thought someone could have gotten trips that weren't 000

>>122762518
its "19" retard not "00"

regardless the point was double digit rolls are stupid

>>122762490
>he's so bad he doesn't even try
>>122754132
trimming gun for free

>>122754132
M'lady

>>122762604
>implying double digit rolls aren't just morons that need attention

if he really wanted it named he would make it a single digit roll

>>122762685
this

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Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.

http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.

>>122754132
Jihadi John did nothing wrong.

so heres the thing

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>>122763031
reported for encouraging terrorism

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>>122763121

>>122754132
M4A1-S | Knight (but gay)

what does the voice saying "umm gotards?" sound like in your head /csgog/?

is it a cute girl or a grown man (gay if u pick this)

>>122763335
neckbeard saying it in a smug way

>>122763335
I imagine some sassy white homo saying it

>>122763335
someone like semmler saying it in a sarcastic way

>>122763335
sounds like dezly desu

>>122763335
I image Jordan saying it.

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Is there anything more exhausting than someone on your team calling hacks on the enemy when they're just bad players?

I sometimes try to explain to them what they're doing wrong and that the enemy is not hacking but they just spout slurs at me or even kick me.

>>122765247
When I play against globals, it really does feel like they're cheating. I'm just a lowly LEM, why does valve match me against GE's?

>>122765247
>join a game
>whole teams seems fine, have mics and aren't saying any stupid shit
>one guy doesn't have a mic
>he's very vocal in the chat
>nice round guys
>im having a bad game guys
>bottom frags with 6 kills

I think he kept putting himself down I was okay with it at first but he would just keep talking and I think he tilted himself

>>122765247
i accuse people of cheating to protect my fragile ego even though i know that they are probably legit
at least i don't go raging over voice or text chat about how theyre all blatant hackers, i just say to myself stuff like "fucking bullshit dude that kids cheating his dick off"

wanna sell my m4, but have no idea what price to ask, any sites where u can do accurate pricecheck ?

>>122754132
i love reddit

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>>122765247
it's gonna keep happening until volvo steps up their anti cheat game, and mean REALLY step it up, banning even a couple of pro's - until there's very little doubt cheaters lasting long out of placement.

but hell, people say volvo is more worried about how it'll "ruin the image of pro scene"

>>122765906
banning top pros that have won many tournaments and even majors would make the CS scene a joke and kill it, there is no solution except queitly getting them to stop cheating

>>122762706
single digit would be over too soon and not random enough for my taste but thanks for your retarded comment =)

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>>122766040
>implying it isn't already a blatant joke

we already know, we just need proof of it

>>122766074
>single digit would be over too soo

lmao you are literally admitting you wouldn't get enough attention

head on back to /r9k/ my sad little friend

>>122754132
tumblr

>>122766527
god forbid people want to have some fun!

you're a sad fuck

>>122766736
if your idea of fun is encouraging people to spam a thread on 4chan i pity you

it isn't fun, it's annoying

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>game's streamed on dingit

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>>122766883
Is that that site where you need an extra plugin to watch?

>>122754132
I'm literally choking.

I bet 4 knifes to SpaceS, pls don't lose

>>122767426
>maxing on an online bo1 in an irrelevant league between two irrelevant teams
senpai????

>>122767426
lol

>>122767426
prove it cocksucker

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>>122767426
ballsy, I hope for the best

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>finally got LE
I no longer have to play this piece of shit russian language course simulator

>>122767808
is that show any good? I've been watching anime for years and recently after finishing rick and morty want to give other cartoons a shot

>>122767616
>doubting Xantares

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http://oddshot.tv/shot/roca2k9-2015111994111109

>>122769591
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/roca2k9-2015111994111109

>NORTH AMERICAN COUNTER STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENSIVE.

>>122769591
why is csgo such a fucking joke
you can see the cts head enveloping the fucking crosshair when he shoots
and yet he "misses"
fucking
lmfao

>>122769591
roca = our guy

>>122769591
Imagine this happening in a major, jebus.

umm gotards

>>122769591
like
where does the bullet even go if it was supposed to miss
you don't see a bullethole appear ANYWHERE
great game gotards

>>122769591
>dude not checking dark getting shelled in the back
Is this NA GE?

>>122769591
Saw this on reddit earlier, pretty sick

>>122770172
You see the bullet hole just afterwards, it's right behind the CT's head, kek.

>>122769749
>make my crosshair a dot
>can't miss anymore cause it gets enveloped

thx for the tip

>>122769591
LONG DICK STYLE

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>you will fuck pansy in the butthole long dick style

>E-Frag - F3?
>HR - SK?

>>122771114
>be virgin
>fuck your tight pussy hole
>win

;)

>>122771352
Both are 50/50, bet accordingly.

allahu ackbar dude

>>122751384
Can someone post the csgo ranking thingie please

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I know you're here

>>122771862
edshot ma cheen

why is csgog such a disappointment?

>>122771352
Low on F3.

>>122769591
wow roca sounds like a faggot

>>122772931
because theyre mostly all cheaters or low ranks that have bad role models (roca)

>>122772985
you take that back about our literalist of guys kid roca

whats your opinion of cheap stickers on expensive skins? does it make them thrashy?

>>122773134
literally nobody factors in stickers in any way at all unless they are extremely expensive like howl or foil ibp

Hey guys does anyone know a fix for the Vac Authentication Error? It is getting to the point for me where I am pretty much ready to quit attempting competitive.

Everytime I play csgo at a random time it will suddenly kick me from games, community and competitive and won't let me play without a full restart or for 20-30 minutes.

I have gotten 3, 7 day competitive bans because of it now and I am just getting sick of it, no fixes I can find work (other than making the problem less frequent) and Valve support hasn't gotten back to me after two weeks.

Please help.

>>122773195
are stickers generally trashy?

>>122773393
typically stickers are considered trashy yes, often you want no more than one and on the lower part of the skine where it doesnt obstruct the skine too much

>>122773393
no one but retarded 12 year olds gives a shit about your skins or stickers

what happend to the old "Game Enhancements" copy pasta? I would like to see those commands and shit again

new operation dropping in hot never

These slavs are playing mortal kombat, where's the vega piter game?

>>122773937
the last 2 operations were awful anyways

>>122774538
They sucked except when you sell a few cases for 5 bucks and drop nice skines.

>>122773937
December senpai

>>122754132
id/sleepyzed

>>122775883
thats the gayest most teenage profile Ive literally ever seen

>>122775928
id/chainway/

r8

>>122776050
its whatever

>>122776235
thx <3

would you let hiko pound you raw in the anus if it meant you got an average of 1 rws higher per match

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dead

>>122776946
let me also add that while he isnt able to finish he does try for an hour

we should have a csgog meetup and then all kill ourselves and people will be like why did these people come together from all over and kill themselves together :)

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>implying anyone cute actually posts here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07WwSo8Xkvu

>>122778535
neck yourself

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>>122778535
>im autistic and proud
alright mate

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>>122778535

>Drop a 50 bomb
>Lowest on the team not even 2 digits
>It ends in a tie

umm gotards?

>>122778696
>>122778693
>>122778636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKf3GJy3yM

>>122778912
what a fucking retard lmao

>>122778903
yes?

>>122778912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WSb8bQwqdw

>>122779006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E1F6a2cOpQ

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UUHHHHHHHM
GOKARTS?

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How much do you reckon that top CSGO meme players earn from stickers?

I wonder if CSGO pros earn anything close to what DotA2 pros do, considering almost as many people watch CSGO regularly.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOLRrHcKboilKLf_kOYYKnQ/videos

best CSGO channel DESU!!

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>>122781402

>>122780289
dunno

>>122780289
>$4.2 million for players and organizations.
And that was for ESL Cologne 2015.

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>tfw low bet on piter

>>122781402
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SMHGAMINGOFFICAL

is this the new imcute?

>>122782479
stop trying to viral your shitty youtube its awful

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r8 m8

>>122782845
you know michu is standing in for snax right
vp without snax is tier 2 level

>>122782981
For the whole tourney? Fuck.

where is the f3 match being streamed and are our boys losing

http://www.hitbox.tv/gameagentstv

our guys up 6-0 t side train

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>>122783624
No chance for the e-frag bullies!

good shit senpai, thanks
no clue why odds for f3 were so low, not only are they our guys but they're actually good

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who /markeloff/ here

>>122783719
alright anime dont try my patience we can agree about flipside but dont test my patience on anime alright

>>122783307
hitbox

our boys are up 8-1 t side train

>>122783940
>1.6

back to the retirement home grandpa

>>122784083
>crosshair on sniper
>1.6
lmaoing @ u

>>122783940
back when cis had good teams

>bet on efrag because no davcost
>actually hes back in
rip skines

>>122784145
oh fuck vophn shizt macvb ikm vcdso fuvc kikngbv sorrx yx boh oh goidc ik mcso embartsassed

>>122784210
why would you bet against worldedit, markeloff, and bondik?
why would you bet against our guys?

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>>122783941
nande?

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How did he lost that 1v1?

why the fuck are the e-frag players better rated than flipsid3?
what the fuck is this match?
how did they get this far?

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do we have an updated image with jkaem?
god he's so hot

>>122784652
he wanted to reset their money for the last round and break any momentum they'd have

>>122785092
A true tactician

>>122785180
pretty smart to be honest
it was either guaranteed 12-3 half or very likely 13-2 half

GUYS

HOLY FUCK

TURN ON WAR OWLS STREAM HOLY SHIT RIGHT NOW

https://twitter.com/jwCSGO/status/667400740764319745

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>s1mple on eco

>>122785669
>anime avatar
literally our guy

>>122785835
s1mple is enormously our guy, reddit fucking hates him and he's an abrasive cunt who doesn't give a fuck
based

>people add you on steam and then ask you if you can fill in for their match

what the fuck

>>122782845
>VP
>with how they have played lately
N O P E

>of course you have to be 18+ to use this site

>>122785928
sup michu

>>122785928
just block them famas

REMEMBER GUYS, CHECK OUT CSGOMINUTE.COM

>overpass
>a 50/50
what?

>>122786027
>>122786043
I just find it super fucking weird. I havent even played in like 3 weeks.

We dont have any friends in common so Im thinking its some scam using some csgo vulnerability or some shit.

>>122785928
its part of a scam youre supposed to be flattered

>>122786594
But how do they actually scam me?

>>122785928
ask for what team senpai

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who /f3/ here?

>>122786868
they get you to install "the voice software we use for our team" which is a virus that cleans you out

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>what is happening today, flipside are on drugs

>>122787120
i literally thought E-Frag is a better version of f3
boy did i make a fucking mistake

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>>122787120
me desu famas

>bubble quickswitches before taking the shot
why do these literal whos have fucking 52% odds?

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>>122787120
>>122787346
my fammys

>>122787158
gotcha

I already called him out on it

I asked "how do you know me" and his answer was retarded

I told him and he was shit and blocked him completely

>>122787232
I'll take good care of your skins ;^)

that last gun round was played hella well by f3

how is e-frag even in a match for first place vs flipsid3?
this is like watching a fucking novas vs supremes
what the fuck is going on lmao

>>122787912
efrag went to a major through pure luck and they sorta got thrust into reddit's arms through that
I don't know why f3 has such low odds

>>122788042
i cant believe what im watching mate

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>>122787912
>>122788042
They've been bet on since the rahim crybaby lan. It's just a meme.

this sure looks like the effort you put in for 15 thousand dollars
lmao
get these fucking amateurs outta here

>>122786454
ever since i posted a trade on csgo lounge about 2 days ago with expensive items, ive been getting these adds. they're people who try to convince you to join their team, when you agree they ask you to download programs like mumble or teamspeak, or ask you to download a file through skype, so just block them if they ask you to join a team or ask for help in a pug

this shit is still a general?

fuck outta here

>they're better on t
>10-5 is not the worst score on ct on fucking cache
what the fuck are these shit casters smoking?

>>122788775
last map they said e-frag was gonna win the bo5 regardless
L
M
A
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I play cs:go VERY CASUALLY

I dont speak in mic, i dont write in chat, If I have money for deagle + armor then I buy every round, I rush and peak a little how I want to, i just solo play.

I just got Supreme (EU MM)

Why are MM people in this game so fucking shit compared to other games?

I dont even like CS how its "supposed to be played" (very passive, camping-oriented), bigger fan of quake-FPSes but holy shit the aim/spray skill on the avarage player is so fucking low compared to other games.

I wanna cuddle with worldedit

>two guys
>hit in between both
Lel what

>>122789241
we could practice cuddling together to be ready for him...

>>122789385
are you as boyishly cute as he is?

>>122789440
yea :3 ill send pics for knife

>>122789440
no :(

>average like around 15-20 ms ping
>servers are shit now
>get like 100ms ping
this shit is actually unplayable. how the fuck do you faggots do it. fuck us east

>>122788525
Yeah I blocked them.

Thing is I rarely bet skins and have never posted an offer. The only trades I have are ones that Ive sent real friends.

But then again scammer try to reach the most people possible.

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>>122789097
>Supreme

That's like 2k mmr in dota, wtf are you talking about

>>122789967
post trade link

hey its me again, the guy who accidentally traded the rank 40 profile rank for the service medal who tried to get steam support to undo it

it took them a month to reply

steam support declined to do it or to delete the 2015 service medal they said they cant change my matchmaking rank even though thats not what I asked about, then they linked me a blog post about matchmaking ranks

>>122791317
no one fucking cares and you are dumb

>>122785092
There is no fucking point in reseting the money voluntarily.
Any round in your pocket is a round the ennemy team won't have, and if they win the next one, by then they might be reset.

>the game is starting, but let's play fucking csgofast for the start of the game

>>122789097
this.. fuck a random team, fuck a 3 man que with one grill. they aint my friends. i buy an mp7 every round and 8/10 times someone complains that i didnt fullbuy and go flat broke. mp7 > famas/galil/p90 sorry kidd0s. you heard it here first, mp7 is getting a damage dropoff nerf and a damage per bullet reduction, come the next operation update. its basically going to feel like the mp9 which is garbage, it's only good for getting 1 kill and you have to hit the head

>>122791452
idiot kill yourself

>try to flash around the corner
>accidentally flash myself
>charge in firing so i wont be embarrased

does anyone know of a instant-respawn deathmatch server? There's that crackhouse server on cs:s but I can't find any for this game.

>>122791689
eu or us

>>122791670
I do this too
>if flashing myself was part of my plan then it wasnt a mistake

>>122791638
Please explain why you would purposely lose a round then.
And I know what reset means.

>>122791905
they were confident that they would win the next round thereby guaranteeing that in the final round efrag would have shitty guns

>play for 900 hours
>finally reach DMG
>suddenly everyone is better than i could ever hope to be, people are getting kills spraying into smoke

>>122791753
US

>>122792007
And in what is that any better than winning that round now and then the next one?

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>>122792145
How stupid are you? It's really obvious when you should spray into a smoke.

Guys I listened to fuckin Reddit and went high on SK, can you forgive me? I meme'd to hard this time.

>>122792158
fragshack

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>>122792368
why
why
why
did you doubt /O U R G U Y S/
what the fuck happened to dosia?

>>122792749
I doubted because no Dosia anymore to pray to.
He did it for us.

flipsid3 are better at being slavi than slavi

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>>122792921
He died for our sins

I only play maps no one else knows how to play like Vertigo and Militia

I can only imagine if i started qeueing for Dust 2. I would probably get awped into my next lifetime

>>122793251
how the fuck do I play militia senpai

>>122793346
()__)____________))))) Smoke it

is it worth the trouble jewing out more money by selling my knife for like 40 keys then selling each key for like 2 dollars or selling my knife for like 80 dollars on opskins? i lose 10 dollars with opskins and i plan on buying a pre owned 270x/7870.

>>122793251
>>122793346

I play dust2 only. (solo)

I don't like any other maps.

Win almost every game.

>>122793753
DUDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoHHxm9qAh4

>>122794290
im the exact same. dust 2 is the only map ive queued on. lose once in a while because solo and mg1 where there are a shit ton of smurfs and hackers and shit

>>122794394
WEED

>>122751384
fuck off pea

>>122794290
>>122794450
this is why I never queue dust2 unless I'm premade
literally only retards playing dust2 only

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Nice game, I had a lot of fun

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How do I become friends with the elite animes of /csgog/?

http://wilburkadai.bigcartel.com/product/baby-lungi-pants

>>122794725
git good nigga

>>122794593
>wahh wahh people dont take the game seriously enough to learn the game wahh
booty blasted.

>>122794757
flirt~

>>122794725
>smurfing against literal silver
>being proud of it

Lmfao 2beehonest

>>122794846
enjoy your 1map retard

>>122794807
I thought it said luigi pants

>>122794823
Tell that to the smurf who can't play against players of his own rank

>>122794959
I'm not the smurf

>>122795062
what the fuck is a lungi pant

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>>122795051
i am. never gotten bored.

What the fuck is up with SMGs being so fucking accurate on logn range even when fucking spraying that shit shouldn't be fucking happening god fucking shit Valve

>>122794757
neck yourself

I have this inzein song on 0.33 speed and it is absurd

>tfw just got a jumping ak headshot in a comp game
i regret going for it

now im worried that im gonna get banned from overwatch

>>122795741
epik post

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F3 won get rdy to post winnings /csgog/!

>>122796161
kk senpai

>>122795741
that's not that special family
but I remember being scared of getting banned just from being lucky as shit before too

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only thing I got that's worth anything

>>122796520
k

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>Drop room cobblestone

>Guy standing right below drop on boost planks
>Spray 30 bullets into his head from above

>Doesn't kill him
>Lose the round and most likely the game due to this single event

>>122797075
i usually just crouch and pop up and bang bang

>>122795069
He obviously can

But chose not to

You know where there is no smurfing? Supreme/Global

>>122798258
>no smurfing in supreme

WHO /WANT TO FUCK PANSY/ HERE?

why are odds on the lg cloud9 game so weird?
it's on inferno for christ's sake, LG are very good on this map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8d2W2Ma98

>>122798258
aww poor baby might actually have to try in his games instead of preying on people who just started playing

>>122798939
svvay

>>122798939
LoL. LG have been so bad yesterday, and they're still mad for the RNG tournament.

>>122799873
just trying to warn the boys so we don't bet on stupid

>>122798939
>>122799979
Didn't Cloud 9 stay up all night and catch a flight to San Jose though? They are probably exhausted.

>>122800205
Plenty of time to sleep properly. And a good adderall injecton to top it, perfect conditions.