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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>122475050
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QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT
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Hey!
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s4 is back
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1st 4 alliance
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>Sweden
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>>122482529
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>>122482529
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nth for Envy.
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Thanks for your support , fellow anime fans
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>>122482529
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nth forKELLY
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>>122482529
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>>122482529
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>>122482529
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nth for Monkey Troubles
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>>122482565
>Schweden
Watch out Hans, you are about to become the next Sweden.
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>tfw you'll never be as based as James
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6.84:
>Reduced Energy Booster cost from 1000 to 900 (total cost from 1450 to 1350).
>Now builds into Guardian Greaves.
>Increased radius from 600 to 900.
>No longer has 35 manacost.
DOTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS
>DOTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS
DOTARDS WILL DEFEND THIS
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>>122482529
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This is what alliance fans are supporting
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>>122482618
I mean, the second guy. He might as well be gay.
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>>122482601
>Arcane Ring
It's been too long.
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>>122482529
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>>122482716
A.W.A
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Why are dota pros so bad at typing?
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Reminder that secret is literally incapable of winning non honeypot lans
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>>122482529
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>>122482529
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>>122482723
i dont getit
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>>122482529
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>>122482618
The one with the blue backpack. Hes the "emotional support" while the other guy is the one getting the pussy
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This is the worst QoP play I've seen in months
How the fuck did C9 manage to qualify?
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>>122482732
>butt physics implemented into dota
what a time to be alive
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>>122482765
Frankfurt is a honeypot, so joke's on you.
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why soe craving that jew mutilated cock
maybe i should get snipped
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>>122482741
Kelly left Alliance.
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>>122482765
Or any LANs. And Online tournaments. Alliance can't win anything that is not a match against a Tier 3 EU team.
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RITSU
I
T
S
U
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POO IN THE LOO [X]
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S-GOD
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REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IN FRANKFURT
THE LAST DIGIT OF YOUR POST IS THE POSITION THEY WILL END THE TOURNAMENT
POST ENDING IN 1 = WINNER
(0 = 10)
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>entire thread is pure memes
Well done gulagianbros
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>>122482804
>tfw no gypsy QoP gf
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>S
>4
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POO STATUS:
LOO [ ]
STREET [X]
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POO STATUS:
[X] IN THE LOO
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wew
e
w
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>>122482804
i-is that her p-pussy anon?
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What's this guys name again?
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There is nothing wrong with death threats and stalking
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>>122482893
SECRET
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>meanwhile in Paris while no one is watching
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Holy shit Medusa is actually really fun to play, you go full 1v9 when you get a couple of big items. Also because of mana shield a lot of early game cheesy bullshit gets nullified.
>dirge decaying you
>lol I'm ok
>de_dusg ganking you
>lol I'm ok
>have to focus tombstone/frozen sigil/phoenix ult/whatever
>lol your team is still dead
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>the city of shitsu
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I fucking love Gustav
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>Cloud 9 is the first to be eliminated
This is already a good Major
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>>122482893
Secret desu
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>>122482908
It's beautiful. The true essence of /d2g/
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lmao Mss is so shit
Thanks for the great sobstory though
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#1 esports couple
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QUICK POST YOUR DOTA WIFE
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Reminder that due to the dota Flynn Effect, all results prior to 2014 are invalid as everyone was horrifically bad at everything
(Including farming, ganking, pushing, drafting and even casting and hosting)
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MIDDLE IS MISSING!
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>>122482959
worsepuppey
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>>122482804
>her pussy is showing
Nice.
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Did you see the damage S4 took from dispersion? Balanced.
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>windranger is balanced
shit no one ever says
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>>122482893
Alliance.
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>>122482968
>>122482998
BRFO
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>>122483006
UMR
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>>122483006
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>>122483015
>wife
um?
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Frankfurt Major Insider here, ask me anything and I shall truthfully answer.
1 - Most certainly
2 - Likely so
3 - I can see it happening
4 - Everything points to maybe
5 - The future is foggy, ask again
6 - Unlikely but possible
7 - Don't count on it
8 - You should give up on that
9 - Not in a billion years
0 - You will die in a muslim bombing
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>>122483013
James wishes he could tap that
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>>122483015
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>>122482792
all these core heroes are running around with no mana items because arcane boots make pubtraining overpowered
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>>122482893
Unknown
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>>122483015
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>>122483102
Will Fluff go on a killing spree?
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>>122483102
Will Alliance win against c9
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MINESKI=WILL NEVER LOSE
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>>122482975
I fucking lold for a minute straight at the dog.
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BM BKB
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>>122482893
Mineski
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>>122483102
will ppd kill himself after Frankfurt?
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>>122483047
>46% winrate in 5k+ (shit heroes like tinker, razor an and weaver have better winrate)
>good
top kek
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>>122483102
will sercret ever lose?
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>>122483102
Black^ will unleash his ogre powers against nolans
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here we go
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uhhhhh Gustav what the fug
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>>122483102
hello based insider will Fng (my waifu 4ever) win the major?
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>>122483135
>tfw it's like 300 dollars
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OH
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Ritsu, playing the carry
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>$4
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>>122482529
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Nice bkb
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>LELLIANCE
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>>122482975
i wish desu
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>>122482893
cdec
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Why's professional dota so bad compared to every other esport? It's nothing but mistakes.
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>>122483102
Will a non-Chink team win?
Will 6.86 nerf SF, Doom, Lich, Slardar, WR, Tusk, Undying, Alch, WW?
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I laugh my ass off seeing alliance slowly losing because they can't buy forcestaffs.
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>>122483181
>>122483189
/THREAD
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CUKCOLD DOTA
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some of you are alright
dont come to frankfurt major in the saturday evening.
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>>122482893
EG desu
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>>122483264
Good question, would somebody like to answer?
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>>122483264
ez babby game = impossible to make mistakes
hard manly game = mistakes errywhere
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>>122483186
>can solo 1vs1 against one of the hardest carry with equal NW
but muh pub where it's filled with acc buyers
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>>122483181
Thank you based oracle of no cc
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>>122483189
SWNL FOREVER
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>>122483151
>>122483102
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check it
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>>122482529
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>>122483102
Is Kelly the cutest dota personality?
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>>122483102
Will our guys Team Secret win this major?
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>>122483387
fluff has one of the prettiest girlfriends in dota i don't know how he does it.
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>>122483360
0th place is better than 1st place we fucking won
#bleedblue
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>>122483264
starting to play dota is already a mistake
its only mistakes from there
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>>122483392
>vlcsnap
>>>/out/
>>>/trash/
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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
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Highground is some bullshit. Just pick a turtle lineup and win. lmao nice game.
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this game is worse than cdec vs lgd
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>>122483340
>some of you are alright
>don't shit in the bathroom at frankfurt on monday
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>>122483394
fag
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>C9
LMAO
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>>122483401
THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN!
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>>122483391
amateur
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>>122482893
CDEC
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O U T P L A Y E D
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>>122483484
i got more
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S4 ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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Classic Cloud 9
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A L L I A N C E
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LOL
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lmao how did nobody in c9 do a single right click to s4 to keep his blink disabled
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POO IN THE LOO
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poor mss
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TAKEN TO THE FUCKING LOO
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MY FUCKING SIDES
NA DOTA IS A JOKE
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>>122483492
You were saying?
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C9 IN FLAMES
>C9 IN FLAMES
C9 IN FLAMES
>C9 IN FLAMES
C9 IN FLAMES
>C9 IN FLAMES
C9 IN FLAMES
>C9 IN FLAMES
C9 IN FLAMES
>C9 IN FLAMES
C9 IN FLAMES
>C9 IN FLAMES
ALLIANCE LOSE NOTHING
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>clapper dota
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>C9
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GOODBYE YOU BROWN FUCK
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LOL fucking throw everything and S4 is still alive
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>mynuts will never play as pudge caster by zyori so zyori says on stream "mynuts stinks"
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>>122483470
0 means 10th place you illiterate swine
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>le take no damage girl
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>>122483560
Which video game?
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ALLIANCE ISBACK
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>"North" "American" "Dota"
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give money to MSS!
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>>122483584
Nice, game is reset now and alliance still can't push.
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>Burgerstan
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>>122483602
>you will never be a cute as fuck 20 something millionaire with that fucking snuggie
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>>122483621
literally impossible for EG to get 10th place now
so it's 0th place
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>Designated9
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Fucking passive-ass game.
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So sad for MSS, fucking Swedes can't let a man achieve his dream
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>>122483625
cs you plen
s4 is a cawadoody pro
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>>122483625
Its CSGO, Global Elite is the Dota equivalent of 7-8k MMR.
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MSS on suicidewatch
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>>122483602
aui is pretty cute
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HOW TO FIX WINDRUNNER IN 6.85:
>WINDRUN CAN NOW BE PURGED
>FOCUS FIRE CAN NOW BE PURGED
>WINDRUN NOW ONLY GIVES EVASION/SLOW WHILE WINDRUNNER IS MOVING
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>>122483560
what game?
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RITSU BTFO
>POO IN THE LOO
RITSU BTFO
>POO IN THE LOO
RITSU BTFO
>POO IN THE LOO
RITSU BTFO
>POO IN THE LOO
RITSU BTFO
>POO IN THE LOO
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Losing to keks
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i wonder if old chicken is mad that some gamburger is tainting his name
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was afk Theeban AFK or something, where was the iceblast, gj losing your team the game.
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>>122483531
>>122483531
>>122483531
>>122483531
CHINA PREVAILS
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>>122483462
>tfw you will never be FLUFF`n`STUFF
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>>122483625
Alive:Game
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NA DOTO
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S4 may be bad, but brax is fucking awful.
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A L L I A N C E
I S
B A C K
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>western dota is better than chinks game
dotards?>
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America's best team losing to a t4 yuri team my sides
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>>122483484
>i am an elite anime watcher
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So.. this is the power of top 2 NA team.. Heh..
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ideas for drawings pls
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>>122483656
The fact that alliance doesnt have a signle forcestaff against Iceblast has nothing to do with the game balance.
Fucking shitstain
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You have 10 seconds to name one Dota team made of 5 americans.
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>>122483172
hnnnggghghhhh
how does a mere mortal have such nice legs
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>AnimeNEETs desperate to frame this as NA and not anime losing
Shaking my head tbqh my niggas
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Can the mods fuckin sticky already
14 minutes and 150 posts, jesus I dont wanna make anymore threads today.
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you're just all jealous of brax' waifu
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>>122483802
Loli pugna
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>alliance going through the easy bracket
>not showing any strats until the finals
SMART BASTARDS
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>>122483707
lmao no, GE is very easy to get
the edge between SMFC and GE is equal to like 4.5k
there is a huge difference between "high end global" and someone who is just barely GE
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>>122483737
>american firefighers are so lazy they sit down while hosing down a fire
Holy shit can a nation get any more pathetic?
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>>122483725
>purge kills wr
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>>122483802
Loli pugna
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>>122483827
>sticky for a dead game
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>>122483707
>Global Elite is the Dota equivalent of 7-8k MMR.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
No it isnt. Top fucking kek.
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>>122483802miranawith her arrow. both her and sagan giving that look.
> you learned nothing
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>>122483869
>mm
lmao i bet he doesn't even play esea
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>>122483835
>mfw Merlini tapped that in her teens
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>>122483795
America's best team is EG
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>>122483802
Loli Pugna
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>>122483835
>generic asian whore
wow, so jelly I'm dying
She also fucked Goblak, Merlini, Fear and half of the Dota scene
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Tier 3 dota is so terrible to watch.
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yet another game where i am the odd man out in a 4 stack and every thing is my fault even though im the only one not feeding
love this game
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>>122483835
What is it with NA dota and asian gfs?
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>>122483484
>Dunning Kruger
Out, /a/utist.
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BRAX FUCKING RETIRE
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FULL AC COURIER
AHAHAHAH
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>>122483802
pugna that isn't subhuman anime garbage
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B T F O
T
F
O
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>>122483802
A Meepo, Chen, and Storm Spirit all looking at each other and imagining what an idiot the other two must be and how hard they will have to work to carry the game.
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>Shit9
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>>122483802
Loli Pugna.
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>>122483869
>lmao no, GE is very easy to get
Really? Cause 4.5k MMR is really, really mediocre relative to someone who actually take the game seriously. Dota MMR ranking for pros basically start at 5k.
>>
WHO
CARES
FUCK
THIS
GAME
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after watching lgd cdec this feels like a complete shit show
please get this over with already
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>>122483921
ESEA's skill level is garbage in EU
faceit lvl 10 games are where its at
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>>122483802
Happy Leoric
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1 4 3 7
4
3
7
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>yuro STILL bitter that EG is GOAT
i'm fine with burgers only have one team as long as that team is EG
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Brax is revolutionizing the throw tactics, 5k gold down for 3 minutes lol
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>the pooey loo of USA
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>burgerclap Dota
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>>122483802
loli pugna
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>>122483969
Wow, great post, do you have a tumblr I can subscribe to for more wonderful stories?
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>the amount of mistakes in this game
wew lads no wonder they are in the lower bracket
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>>122483802
Lich eating a Thanksgiving feast of creeps while drinking a glass of mana
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>>122483264
Courier is hard to use you see.
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I was misstaken, ritsu is our guy after all. Only one of our guys could be this shit.
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>>122483971
brax is half chink so it's okay
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>>122483896
reminder that d2g is the ONLY thread to ever get a yearly sticky on /vg/
best game, besthusbandos
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C9 disband?
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>>122483802
kel'snippity having sex withloli pugna
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>>122484027
the average global is nowhere near being a good player by even t3 team standards
it really is like if MMR in dota was hidden if it's higher than 4.5k
there is still a hidden rating behind the GE rank that varies between players but you really can't tell it aside from doing something dumb like intentionally losing games to see how many games you need to lose to drop to SMFC
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>winters curse on the lotus orb
>winters curse on the lotus orb
>winters curse on the lotus orb
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POO
O
O
IN
N
LOO
O
O
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POO IN THE LOO
O
O
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ALLIANCE IS BACK
RITSU IN FLAMES
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>still not calling gg
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ALLIANCE IS BACK
>>
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
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>one four three seven
>not absolute shit
he costed them the game
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>Enn Ay Dota
>>
That MSS video though
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When I played HoN there were some alt avatars that had better/faster autottacks. Are there any items in dota that do this?
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GOOD BYE USA
EG IS NEXT
UNKNOWN #1 AMERICAN TEAM
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>ALLIANCE ARE BACK TO ACTUALLY WINNING GAMES
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mss mom gonna be mad
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>>122484172
>>122484180
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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"c9 parts ways with ritsu" tweet any minute now
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>>122484158
They're basically a generic shitty NA team and generic shitty NA teams always disband after coming last at LANs
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Where can I watch the player intro videos
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>BURGERS
Absolutely dogshit
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reminder that MINESKI WILL BEAT EVERY OTHER BOBO TEAM AT THIS MAJOR
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B A C K
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NIGGERS GOING HOME
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purge rubbing it in, absolutely based
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BUT THEN WHO POO IN THE LOO?
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Is this stage setup similar to TI5? With the effects and shit
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>>122482893
>THE LAST DIGIT OF YOUR POST IS THE POSITION THEY WILL END THE TOURNAMENT
No it isn't, a random /d2g/ post isn't what is going to decide the tournament results you faggot, you don't have that power.
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C9 is absolute garbage
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>>122484237
>>
Red eye has a chasm inbetween his eyes and on his chin
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>this is the best na can show
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so d2g....
did we talk about Kelly yet?
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Alliance beat a terrible team after a terrible match. Even the Alliance players don't look happy. They had to fight that hard to beat a dumpster team that made mistakes all game. It'll be a difficult tournament for them.
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FNATIC NEXT
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>fallen down 500 mmr
>every win I have to claw and scrape for
>every loss is a pub a stomp that is over in minutes
What is the insentive to play this game anymore its such a waste of time all I want to do is climb MMR to a level where teammates are not beaners
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>>122484232
As she should be. Dude should get a normal job like the rest of us. Studying Computer Science is no shame and you can even get actually interesting jobs with it.
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"I LOVE NUTS" -Capitalist
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>>122484275
H I G H R O L L E R S C L U B
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>>122483725
>shackleshot is now disjointable
>Aghs focusfire no longer reduces cooldown
fixed.
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Can we not make this a regional thing and just unite on the fact thatRITSU GOT BTFO'D
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>>122484329
*****second best
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>>122484317
wew its almost as if you had humor
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>>122483102
Will you ever be good?
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>Alliance made no mistakes
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>>122484338
your defeatist attitude makes it seem like that
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Time to get back to shredding curry with your ass MSS
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>>122483697
>brown people dreams
>mattering
ROFL
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Why is there a hobo on the main stage
>>
>And now let's interview a hobo
Nice game dotards
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>>122484317
come on reddit mate
we are just havin a laff
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DC would've won this in 20 minutes desu senpaitachi
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Will Black win this major? Yes, right?
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Flying to Frankfurt on Wednesday. 4 decides what I do. (i e. bring a stupid sign)
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NoLan or mushi?
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>>122484232
What's the video that purge talked about?
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>>122484374
Watching ritsu lose makes me feel closer to all of you. I love you, /d2g/, let's come together and laugh at ritsu's dreams falling apart.
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>NOLAN NEXT
Lets go Mushi
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>>122484454
Ritsu already out m8
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Just got here. What happened with MSS that everyone is crying over?
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Has it been exposed how game losing le ghost lady is now
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i cringe so fucking hard at his pony knowing he has a shiny bald head under that cap
why would anyoen be this stupid
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I can't post notail cause my laptop is being repaired someone post him I Need it
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>>122484474
OG has better chances but it's a 50/50 bo1
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>>122484379
>>122484450
>implying typing a team name, just that and nothing else, is having fun
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>>122484458
kek kelly
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>>122483725
just windrun purgeable is enough desu
and maybe fixing shackleshot to work as int
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Is fly a manlet ?
Who is taller n0lans or fly?
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did kelly finally destroy loder? he seems so depressed
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LODA SCARED OF MOST POWERFUL TEAM IN THE WORLD
WHO /MINESKI/ HERE
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C ucks and monkeys winning
Even Ritsu in the tournament was way better than this
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>>122484458
Have a string lined in your ass cheeks with extra length coming out of the top of your pants that has a small sign which reads "pull me"
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lmao at those c9 NA shitstain manlets shaking hands with 1 head taller euro lords. NA get the fuck out of this game.
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>n0lans about to get knocked out
Absolutely based
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Fnatic are our guys
post Ohaiyos
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what do you think lodas hat smells like
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>>122484327
He's old
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>Kelly handing out Swedish flags
LMAO
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>>122484542
he's committed now, anon. if he cuts it off he's going to get asked about and will have to acknowledge his bald head.
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Good bye, fellow anime fans.
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>>122484430
What
I had a kunkka in lane 2 days ago that went 0 10 0 that fed an am who isn't retarded and used his advantage to push and end early
Why should I keep blowing away hours to this game
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>>122484518
Fucked up his life to be bad at dota
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>every game WR
Why is every game same shit who picks first and who picks WR wins, best support, best carry, best mid, best offlane.
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Nolan about to go next guys
Fuckign lelouch are you ready
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>>122484591
>implying they won't be facing secret after mineski kicks them off the upper bracket
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Who /sverige/ here?
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>>122484526
Picking Spectre is too risky right now. She needs so much space that by the time she's ready to do something, the game is almost always lost. Kinda happened in this game too.
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>>122484654
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>>122484617
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>>122484682
NICE
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what if nolan loses in first round?
i'd die of laughter
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>this crowd
Top fucking kek, what a dead game you got there Dotoddlers.
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>>122484630
Monster Energy Drink™
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>>122484681
>trying to fit in this hard
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Was loda holding back tears in the post-game interview?
>>
Your parents were right!
go to school!
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>>122484697
C9 could have easily won if there were not so fucking awful. That game was still well within reach
Missed ults and mistakes everywhere
They had a really fucking strong lineup
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who nolans here?
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>>122484617
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>>122484654
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Anime BTFO
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>>122484630
manic depression
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>>122484694
lmao loda getting cuked by fear again
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>>122484551
>you're only allowed to have fun in ways I think are right
Calm your autism
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>>122484694
m-me
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?
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>>122483802
ebin spurdo tusg doing spurdo thigns
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>>122484654
ayy
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Notail god will never lose to black and 4. We are OG and proud
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>psychopath anime watching shitskin blown the fuck out by old and busted swedes
not even surprised t b h
that kid needs to see a shrink before he plays any more games
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>>122484802
saved
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>ritsu out
>alliance is still shit
>EG won
>n0lans about to get blown the fuck out
It's a good day to skip classes and watch dota in shorts while eating cheese.
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Go fnatic
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If n0lans wins the next game I give up on this Major
Looks like the worst tournament in YEARS
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>>122484895
Please post more lewd art
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>>122484802
Id fuck a 16 year old desu
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will update with nolan/mushi after the next game
who you think will be next?
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>c9 btfo
>next is n0lans
Can this day get any better?
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>>122484980
How is that lewd? Are you amish or something?
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>>122484895
thats a nice picture to be honest with you family
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I think India's lack of indoor plumbing might be due to how thick the water is.
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>>122484954
But what kind of cheese, this is important
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>>122485020
spooky
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>>122484980
i rarely post ever and this isnt lewd at all
just because it's a drawing a female doesnt mean it's lewd this isnt anime
get your mind out the gutter you fucking weeb
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>>122484975
>banana veno
>>
N0LANS better live to his name
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>>122484802
I don't get what's wrong to being attracted to cartoon girls on a lawful level. It literally harms no child, why do people still have a problem with it? Sure it's fucking weird but who cares? Why do you cares?
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>>122484654
>poo
>actually in a loo
>>
Theeban lost them the game singlehandedly
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>that low-key feel when no lion hero
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why do d2g hate loda?
>aryan
>nationalist
>winner
>/fa/
>bookworm intellectual, not a nigger wannabe
>HATED by reddit
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They've sandbagged until this very moment to build up their power level
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>>122484954
This was the shittiest day of the tournament
>boring ass games with throws everywhere
>alliance didn't get eliminated
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Who /u/ here?
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>>122485091
American cheese of course, do I look like some french faggot to you?
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>cap calling out tobi's washed out irrelevant presence, he doesn't even play the game
embarassing
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>>122485020
based starsbro
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>>122485138
hes a cuk
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>>122485009
Most girls are done with puberty by 16 so congrats you're a normal person
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>>122483118
>wishes
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>>122485167
Ritsu please you need to poo in the loo
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>>122483102
Should I give my ticket to someone else because I'm not going there on Saturday
>>
Thanks Milk, you sure helped the atmosphere of the panel there.
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>>122485174
We all p/u/re here anon/
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>>122485138
>loda shouting loda.jpg
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>>122485138
he has a monkey for a girlfriend
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>>122485174
yo
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>>122485221
>16
>normal person
pedophile detected
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>>122485138
>balding
>arrogant as fuck
>not as good as he thinks he is
>somehow sexually attracted to monkeys>yurokek
>kicked our guy ee
spoilers optional
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>>122485020
I really hope it's nolans and you use this image
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>>122485125
yep, how the fuck do u even fail that many iceblasts.
>kek4 throwing as hard as he can top
>lets not throw an iceblast
>kek4 eats cheese and continues murdering them
>kek4 beating down your rax
>better miss an iceblast
>>
Tobi's drunk
>>
>bake myself a chicken pot pie from scratch
>first bite
>burns my tongue
nice game dotards
>>
Can our guy moonmierda carry n0lans like he usually do? lets find out
>>
>>122485174
Isn't /u/ like one of the most inactive fucking boards? I remember constantly being disappointed there.
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>>122485174
Me I am a [s]lesbian[/s]
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>>122485138
liuteral kek
>>
OG is such a stupid name. I bet it was Notail's idea, that dude is such a wannabe gangster.
>>
>>122485316
amerikek detected
legal age is 16 or even lower in a ton of EU and asia countries
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>>122485009
its normal to want to fuck a 16 year old but not an 11 year old
>>
where is our guy nahaz?
>>
>>122485054
>tfw lina doesn't look like this
>>
I just realized there's 1 asian in OG at the middle and there's 1 whitties in Fnatic at the middle
wew lads
>>
>>122485174
Fuck off, yuri is trash and all dotos are m2m gay to be honest with you family, I am shaking my head at you
>>
>>122485413
Ironic too considering they're hontrash.
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>>122485117
>unironically entertaining the idea of n0lans winning this lan or any lan for that matter
shaking my head to be honest with you family
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>>122485138
if you like him you werent here when alliacne wasnt actually shit and didnt see his tweets
it got so bad EG LITERALLY got paretnal control on his account
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>>122485138
He's swedish
>>
>>122485413
everybody in that team is a wannabe gangster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nX3BYNOUY
>>
>force moon to take a picture without his glasses
>makes him look like a literal retard
Dotards?
>>
>>122485430
who cares
you still lust after children
I bet you'd fuck a 15 year old too
>b-but she's only 1 year younger
yeah okay pedo
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>>122485473
>black
>white
you may be retarded anon
>>
NOLAN IS GONNA PICK THE BIG GUY AND BTFO ALL OF YOU.
>>
>>122485167
don't try to ruin my day with your shit opinions please
>>
>>122484338
You just realized this?
It's a team-based game, your skill doesn't matter. Your mmr = Skinner box.
>>
>>122485138
He used to be a fucking asshole on Twitter full of passive aggressive bitch tweets that ended in a smiley. I think he's corrected it since, but that was during his actual time in the spotlight so it's what we remember.
>>
These team pictures are horrendous
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WHERES KALLE
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Black's head doesn't fit his body
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notail the handless
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Anyone else remember the secret will never win a lan meme? Feels like I was shitposting that just last week and now I'm cheering them at the major. Weird how things change.
>>
What does OG stands for
>>
>>122485285
he was shouting jaraaaaa that means fuck yeah
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>>122485645
prolly at home teaching his kid about maymays
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>>122485669
Here's back when it did
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>>122485549
Is that some kind of sandking hero. Man, you really can't see shit with those graphics either.
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>>122485669
that's because he was fat as fuck, it takes a while for your body to get rid of that.
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you guys like porn? i think porn is pretty good
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>>122485669
>alex
ayy lmao a relic of a time gone by
>>
>>122485237
Holy shit, James' such an alpha
I wanna be like him when I grow up
>>
Alrights bois who ready for another game with n0lans having 0/?/0 score?
>>
>>122485669
He's a big guy
>>
>>122485676
is n0tail actually zangief?
>>
>>122485717
dOGshit
>>
>>122485582
I would if she looked 16 senpai
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>>122485138
hes a balding flabby skinnyfat cUck. waste of good genes when he could just go full viking by getting /fit/ and shaving his head.
>>
odds - endure this bo1
evens - go to sleep
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>>122485595
Clearly his race is that of ogre.
>>
>>122485738
He doesn't have a kid anymore. It was his gfs kid and they aren't together anymore.
>>
>>122485138
its just 3k retarded shitstains of plebbit browsing d2gtards getting buttblasted because he is what they want to be.except his gf mb
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>>122485717
Online Gamers
even their sponsors know n0lans is shit and the best he can do is win some online sunday cups
>>
Why is Nolans hand green
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Hey guys, just installed DOTO, anywhere I can read up on all the heroes abilities, their damage with certain items, health and such? I know that I'll have to play as and versus all heroes to understand them but I'd learn the game way faster if I could read up on it.
>>
>>122485817
>Balding this early
>Good genes
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>>122485118
People are ashamed to admit that children can be sexy too, i would assume. Don't quote me on that.
>>
>>122485837
roll tbqh family
>>
>>122485739
Looks like Ming Lee there
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>>122485138
smug kek monkeyfucker
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>>122485872
Fapped too much
>>
>>122485753
>tfw lost 30 kilos
>tfw skin on my belly is fucked now
I wonder how Black's belly looks like
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FK LA FNATIC YUO BETER FKING WIN LA
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>>122485885
dota2wiki
also ingame
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>>122485690
It's funny how they made pie not look like a complete manlet. I dont get why Puppey isn't in the middle
>>
>>122485118
theres nothing wrong with it, its just fucking bizarre to me
they look nothing like a real human being even though that's what they're supposed to represent
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>>122485885
post more gooksluts pls
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>>122485690
You can't unironically cheer against puppan
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PyrionFlax @PyrionFlax
Going on the panel in 5 or so
HE GOT INVITED TO "ANALYSE" IN THE PANEL?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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>>122485726
Go back to bed Loda and leave damage control to kelly.
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>>122485885
there's literally an ingame option for that called demo hero
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>tfw i'm probably responsible for pieliedie being in secret
AMA
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Quick, what does OG stand for?
also 322 confirmed
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>>122485837
roll
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WTF, is black really thin now?
>>
minglee
>>
Your child says it wants to quit school for an e-sports career. What is your response?
>>
Does Fnatic have a chance? OG are the best team in the world
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>>122485989
He's not hired for analysis, just color commentary, same as Sheever.
>>
HAHAHA TIME FOR BANTER LADS
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>pyrion flax
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>>122485891
"Children can be sexy too"
Anonymous poster No. 122485891
c. /d2g/ 2015
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>>122485924
Op that shit out nig
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>>122486064
im a virgin
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>>122486025
Overhyped Garbage
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>>122485989
desu pyrionflax is one of the best things ever for newer viewers since his humor isnt based on inside jokes and his knowledge means that the others on the panel actually have to clearly explain what they are talking about
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>>122486064
I have no son
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Holy shit flax is thin now
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>>122486034
he has been for a while
saw him at ti and he was looking good
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>>122486064
if theyre at least 6k and arent a complete fotm-spamming autist, sure
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>>122486107
shit's expensive m8
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>>122485756
I like porn. It's nice how Dota is getting more porn as of late. League of Legends artists are starting to migrate.
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>>122485837
rolling for columbine
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>>122486025
Thanks for all that shit,
gonna take it and use it to value bets on teams that actually have a chance at winning
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what is wrong with moonmierda in his team pic
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BITCH NIGGA YOU CAN NEVA EVA NEVA EVA NEVA EVA EVA EVA EVA
WIN A LAN
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if ritsu wasn't a shitskin and was good at the game, would he be our guy?
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>>122486064
if esports are a thing by the time my kid is around that age, then the first thing i'd do is check if he's actually good. If he's not, tell him and make him stop being retarded
none of us will ever fuck lets be h f a m
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>>122486025
>3.22 value
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>>122485885
>their damage with certain items
the same as before, dota doesn't have AP scaling
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>>122485872
somebody at production fucked up with the photoshop selection tool.
>>122485924
stomach is easy to fix tho compared to face, I dropped like 40kg in a few months of serious cardio, fixed it in about another month of just situps and whatnot.
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>>122486273
>not shitskin
>good at the game
you mean like beesa?
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>>122486064
If he's anything like me he's probably autistic and a virgin so might as well let him, at least he'll accomplish something in his life.
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>Their first ever major
Nice one.
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>>122486064
Depends if he is actually good or full of shit.
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finally a non autist at the panel
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why did PPD & Moon both stop wearing their glasses?
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>>122486273
He's a shitskin and bad at the game, he is the personification of /d2g/
>>
why does moon look so weird
>>
>>122486273
most anime fans are shitskins
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>>122486345
but ritsu has autism, is a weaboo and stalks people, just like us
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this is the most autistic team intro for sure
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>>122486387
thank you fitjew
lord knows i need both
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who gay here?
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>>122486273
being a stalking psycho is the worse offender. Especially when he's stalking our uk dota guy
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>>122486387
thank you fitjew
>>
FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>122486412
but he doesnt have meme autism like 4chan
he has the kind of heavy crippling autism that goes to your knees and means u cant walk straight
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>>122486064
I knew someone who did this. He never got anywhere, dunno what he's doing nowadays. He won some tiny online tournaments for like 200-300 dollars and then disappeared. You have to secure a good spot first, then drop out, not the other way around.
>>
why does redeye hate so much on maelk (though most is playfully, he seems not to like him), did something happen?
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>>122486105
what does that "c." stand for? because if it's "circa" it goes before the date, not the location. not that it would make sense since the date is the current year
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>>122486202
i cant find any artists, can you name some? would be appreciated
i am also a fan of porn
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>>122486387
thank you fitjew
>>
>>122486387
thank you fitjew
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>>122486494
>not hating a lel sellout
>>
>wants to be good loosers
what a fucking faggot
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AYY LMAO
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>Crossing your arms to look cool
stop
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>>122486412
i'm not a weaboo, but everything else is about me
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>>122482893
vega
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>>122486457
i am now
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>>122485676
no lans, no hands
now that fnatic game is coming up, does someone have the non-photoshopped moon crater mushi face? can't seem to find it
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>that arm cross
webm that shit
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>>122486320
Not him, but are you retarded? I'm sure he meant how much damage heroes do in a certain time span, and that items do affect.
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>>122486481
where do you think you are f a m
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>>122486387
thank you fitjew
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>>122486064
I support her in her endeavour because she'll always be my favourite girl <3
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LOL CAP WHAT THE FUCK
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nth for Ahri
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>a woman crying
what the hell is this commentary
>>
>watch dota on the pc
>too tired
>watch dota in bed
>almost fall asleep
Send help
>>
PYRION IS ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>
what is it with cap and weird fetishes
>>
So Fnatic is playing against the only remnants of Old Fnatic? That's cool.
>>
guys who will cast the game
my moneys on the godz
>>
nice dota related discussion
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Capitalist just admitted to being a misogynist
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WHAT THE FUCK IS PYRION FLAX DOING THERE
>>
>>122486674
>new thread hottie for a 500 post thread
couldnt have waited friendo?
>>
holy shit what is wrong with ritsu the indian kid
>>
>>122486740
>/vg/ thread should sty on topic
fuck off to reddit
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>>122486646
"Oh look, thats my alcholic mother that drank heavily while I was sharing her womb."
>>
Blitz roasting the fuck out of everyone
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I enjoy imaging how Pyrion feels sitting besides Capatalist when he's being vaguely misogynist
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Lol so random
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>>122486769
Tumblr pls go.
>>
This is some top-tier banter
>>
LAMO
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>>122483871
Actually its so the hose doesn't over power you if your on the line yourself, fdny here.
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>>122486491
It's probably the most common outcome. I mean, there are so many 6k+ autists and only two dozen of them or so are actually in pro games and can live off of it.
>>
>>
LMFAO BLITZ
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How does Blitz actually see
>>
DAILY REMINDER TO MUTE THE PANEL IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ARE ON IT:
CAP
NAHAZ
PYRION
SHEEVER
I CAN'T REMEMBER THEM ALL PLEASE ADD MORE
>>
TriHard
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>>122486805
i already did :^)
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>>122486764
TRIGGERSDSSDDASDFHRUMTRYFCM
>>
>>122485885
wiki
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>>122486879
>Sheever
it's like you live under a rock
>>
BLACK SAN
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>>122483802
a pissed off juggernaut at the shitter reading newspaper about his nerfs
>>
KOTLguy is a synth
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>>122486273
he is a turbo shitskin and it makes it even harder.
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HOW DOES BLITZ DO IT?
>>
>>122486817
>>122486769
Tumblr plz go
>>
>>122486769
wut did cap say
i only heard the end convo
>>
>>122486817
how the fuck was he being misogynist
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Who /giantpussyfart/ here?
>>
who gives a fuck? this seashit stack is disbanding and fnatic is moving to eu anyway
>>
>>122486954
BIG
>>
>>122486981
>>122486969
Ok, more like, something Pyrion would interpret as misogynist
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>>122486737
golem get ye gone
>>
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>>122486954
Best husbando
Best waifu
Blitz confirmed biggest dick in the scene
>>
>>122486954
He seems like a cool dude
>>
Is Fnatic the combination of the most horrendous players ?
>>
Why's there a miniature godz behind notail?
>>
>>122487024
MEATY
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>>122486954
mammoth penis
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>>122486954
1 foot long dick
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>>122486954
THIS FAT CHINK FUCKS A GOOD LOOKING GIRL EVERYDAY
AND BASICALLY
YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
>>
>>122486387
thank you fitjew
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>>122486387
thank you feetjew
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i love both teams and it will be sad to watch
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>>122486954
beer can phallus to be honest
>>
Miracle is quite cute t b h
why does he look so white when hes an arab
>>
>>122487112
Yes a slav
>>
>>122485885
Google Dota DPS calculator or something. There's a model that lets you put items on heroes and see the difference.
>>
>>122487112
He's polish dumbass
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>>122487112
His mother is Polish.
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>>122486954
Like an Evian bottle
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>>122487112
>half polish half Jordinian
>arab
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>>122487065
POO
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>>122487042
Someone post that anime girl image that has the eyes just like blitz's and then theres a close in her eyes
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>>122487112
his mother is from Poland
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HE'S AN OGRE BUT HE'S >>>OUR<<< OGRE
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>>122486387
thank you fitjew
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Real talk? That trophy is pretty rad.
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Fly is really a big guy
>>
mushi SF incoming
>>
rate my OC
>>
>live in china
>perfectly healthy, practice basketball every day with your team, eat healthy chinese food (even though you live in smog central of the world)
>be pretty good at dota
>live in SEA
>literally nuclear waste on face
>awful team awful play
what gives?
where did it all go so wrong for mushi?
>>
>>122487069
She has an ample sized chest
>>
Major is already pretty great, Cloud 9 is the first one eliminated
>>
where does the blitz penis meme come from
>>
>>122487282
Mushis face has always been a nuclear wasteland
>>
>>122487247
>now at bad-dragon.com for $99
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>>122487282
mushi needs to man up and git gud at mid instead of pussying out and playing support
>>
>>122487112
Polish genes strong genes
>>
>>
>>122486764
Whut?
>>
>>122487337
Probably Blitz himself that guy tells the weirdest stories
>>
>>122487337
>meme
lmoa at the newfruits who weren't here when he showed us a pic of his EVIAN BOTTLE
>>
>>122487282
I don't know if you can consider china the smog capital of the world, when california having such a massively smaller population has smog just as bad.
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>>122487337
rumors spread by your mom
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>>122487268
better than mine
>>122482798
>>
>>122487337
Blitz is a compare fag
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>>122487360
thats a lot for a dildo
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>>122487178
why are all the best dota talents halfies? do halfies have superior genes?
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>>122487282
his own fault for not staying in china after DK broke up
although he got pretty burnt out
pic related
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>>122487337
It's not a meme son.
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>>122487410
ricenigger detected
get the fuck back to your country
>>
>>122487337
He has a pretty white gf, meanwhile everyone else in the Dota2 scene goes for disgusting generic gold digging chinks
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>>122487268
It's stupid but I like it
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>>122485763
you mean you wanna be as based as james son?
>>
>>122487472
Why does Mushi refer to himself in third person?
>>
>>122487480
He's coppin a feel like any proper alpha male.
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why is she so perfect bros?
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>>122487485
but I'm from burgerland
>>
Why is pyrion ruining my boys game
>>
>>122485330
OuO
>>
>>122484378
that would be dc
>>
>>122487480
E V I A N
V
I
A
N
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>>122487456
That is how much dragon dildos cost
>>
Who is that chick on Moon's steam avatar?
>>
Where do you get all the Frankfurt major team photos?
Do they have an official site that they upload all the related medias?
>>
>>122487553
his manager posts for social
>>
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Would you Flys sister?
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>>122487494
this
>people actually jelly of dota pros having literal second hand shop asian gfs
kek
>>
>banning doom
lel why
>>
>>
>>122487645
eww
>>
I just came up with a new meme.
Tusk SNOWBALL
Tusk SNUWBALL
Tusk SNUGBALL
Thoughts?
>>
>>122487645
You can really see who won the genetic lottery
>>
>>122487472
>shower twice a day
I don't sweat that much playing vidya, goddamn.
>>
>>122487645
no, I would never fuck a jew, what do you think I am, some kind of traitor to my race?
>>
>>122487645
i'd rather fly tbah
>>
>>122487684
So you don't have to play against him.
>>
>>122487645
I imagine she has a bush big enough to scare off any palestinian rapist.
>>
>>122487645
with better teeth yeah
>>
>>122487645
you just see who inherited the kike genes
>>
>>122487471
/pol/ was wrong. Racemixing allows for more genetic versatility and lets you get more ubermensch.
>>
>OG taking the wisp bait
>>
>>122487645
>dem eyes
unf
his sister a shit tho
>>
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Why are they so good, /d2g/?
>>
>>122487815
absolutely haram
pooskin =/= genetic variance
>>
OG = OUR GUYS
OG = OUR GUYS
OG = OUR GUYS
OG = OUR GUYS
OG = OUR GUYS
OG = OUR GUYS
>>
>>122487645
She's got nice eyes?
S'bout it.
>>
>they added Shit Wars emotes on Twitch
Brb, killing myself
>>
>>122487645
didn't someone once post a pic of her showing that she has a nice ass
>>
>>122487815
But s4 and Dendi are the best dota players ever and they're purebred
>>
>>122487896
>beat a tier 2 na shit team
>good
k
>>
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>>122487565
literal goddess
>>
>>122487645
she looks fine honestly. not everyone is superhot pornstars as basement dwellers see from internet
>>
>>122487896
wtf is going on with everyone's hair in the dota scene lately
>>
>>122487815
It's just a few exception to be quite honest with you family.
Look at all the mixed kids from white moms and black/arab dad. Most of them look the same as their father. Only a few have white features.
With Miracle, probably polish gene is stronk that it completely erases his dad shitskin features.
>inb4 polish is snownigger and not white
>>
>>122487896
Because they're nuts
>>
>>122487963
>tier 2
ritsu let's be serious
>>
>>122487947
I just hope he doesn't drive as he play dota.
>>
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>>122487285
thanks 4 the blog :)
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>>122487896
bulldog looking like that pig faced JW from cs go
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>>122487815
>>
>>122487947
Is there a collage with all pros driving cars yet
>>
>>122487934
>he do not like starwars
it's ok you can't be edgy all the time
>>
>>122487986
>inb4 polish is snownigger and not white
But no. Poles are Wends/Slavs and not white according to the memes. Snowniggers are the scandis
>>
>>122487645
wouldberry/10
>>
>>122488025
You mean perfectly?
>>
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>>122487758
Its not race treachery if its with a superior race.
>>
has anyone ever used cold embrace offensively?
>>
HUSKAR
>>
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>HUSKAR
>>
WITH ALL MY HEART
>>
>picking huskar into bristleback
Sasuga n0lans
>>
I think huskar just gets shrekt this game
>>
>>122487915
Mixed dota pros = genetic variance brown.
Inbred South Asian or Arab = DESIGNATED brown
>>
>>122486737
golem get ye gone
>>
>>122488079
>superior race
>jews
fuckoff kike, you look like a bunch of rats with your hooked noses and pointy ears soon as you hit the age of 40.
>>
>Tiny IO
>Huskar Dazzle
>In one team
Lmao fucking overkill RIP mushit.
>>
last pick huskar
truly the last form of life on this planet, the huskar last picker
>>
>>122487645
>marrying with a girl whose dad is a rich mossad agent who invented krav maga
i'd secure my future, also her eyes are pretty.
>>
>>122488172
>age of 40.
who cares
>>
>wisp+tiny and dazzle+huskar
huh this is actually interesting
i can't really think of any other recent draft like this that is built around two differnet power duos
>>
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>game about to start
>go eat supper
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>game still hasn't started
cool
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>lel here have this cheese strat for our bo1 no hard feelings m8s
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soe is so cute here
>>
>>122488139
fitjew is drafting.
>>
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Our Guys got this
>>
That really was a sexy deward.
>>
GG
>>
HAHA TIME TO WATCH SEAMONKEYS GET DUMPSTERED
>>
>>122488172
>hurr jews are controlling muh country
>hurr jews are fucking humanity
>hurr everyone relevant is a jew
>but they are inferior
>>
>le Huskar cheese strategy
You can tell if a team is bad if they have to last pick this
>>
>>122487975
yeah i dont get people here calling very good looking girls "ugly as fuck" and shit like that
like cmon lets get real youre gonna have to set your standards lower than that
>>
>>122488243
fuck
>>
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Notail will never lose
>>
too bad its literally impossible to lose to fnatic
>>
>>122488237
>>take a shit
>>get out of bed
Nice order of events.
>>
>>122488341
this tbqh
>>
>Trade 2 lvl1 bounties for 4 man fb
Wew that sure was a bad trade ))))
>>
>>122488027
someone is butthurt
>>
This OG draft looks scary as fuck
>>
>>122488337
spotted the jew.
>>
>>122488375
hownew.ru
>>
>>122484317
>not warping reality with your shitposting
scrub
>>
>Purge thinks a full HP Wisp is healing anything
>>
Shit drafter here, why did mushi ban an offlane instead of a mid/carry when it was pretty obvious that positions 3-4-5 were wisp shaker and dazzle.
I mean, a mid critshaker would've been too risky for a BO1 win or go home game.
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>Purge still in Noob stream mode.
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>bottle crowing
>skywrath mage support ti4
>last pick huskars
are peenoise the most successful theory-crafters in dota history ever?
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you're not doing a noob stream, purge. we know what io spells do.
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>>122488172
There's literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
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WHY ARE THEY NOT BRINGING UNDYING TO RAPE THAT TRILANE TOP?
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>>122488443
OG has been doing Miracle- core ES tho
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How do I Legion Commander?
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>>122488426
he made it funnier
how new
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>>122487645
fuck yeah
jewish money here I come
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Based Purge, mindful of the new players tuning in for the Major
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>>122488403
Ive seen this before, no worries
huskar will dc and abandon crying about kill steals around minute 17
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come here anon lets cuddle :3
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>>122488172
>control the world
>not the superior race
umm?
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>Toxic Pairings
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OHAYOU
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>>122488590
>>122488590
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>>122488590
NEW
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>>122488494
kike detected
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>>122488139
Dazzle and Io will keep Huskar alive for a long time. Dazzle ult also gives you shit tons of armors.
Also Huskar usually build a lot of armor items like Armlet and HotD (+10 armor). He might want a casual Basilius (+3 armor).
And for the organization_kebab meme, use HotD to dominate an Ogre creep for +8 armor.
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>Tiny is a solo mid now
the bots were right all along
I was wrong to laugh at you, Ester Bot.
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>>122488494
(you)
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>moon
what a fucking player
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>this moon feed
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>>122488436
he overcharged you fuck
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>>122484317
I'm going to laugh so hard when CDEC wins
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>>122488494
LD?
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>>122488585
>world is such great place with jewish control :^)
go choke on a latke with your samefagging, before somebody makes a literal lampshade out of you.
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>>122488348
/d2g/ has one of the biggest gay communities on /vg/, you have to remember that
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>>122488797
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>122487975
>jewish wavey hair (not sure how you call that in english)
>looks fine
yeah no
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tfw You don't want to see OG or Fnatic eliminated :(
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What the fuck is this draft. How do you let Io, Tiny followed by Dazzle and Huskar through?
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>>122484682
Holy shit
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LMAO purge
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>>122485118
Same reason you would be creeped out by someone who fetishized drawings of gore porn. The underlying pathos is twisted regardless of legality.
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